Another one bites the dust
Tl; dr Five mile has had a change in ownership, massage only.
I had a half hour session at 5 mile. Face down routine no surprises. Flip over and it's completely draped. As she does the legs, I pull it away slightly and I get a "naughty boy". I do the same thing when she moves over to the other side just to confirm that I mean it and it's OK, and she grabs the oil and squirts it in my hand for a little DIY. She lets her hair down and rubs bits of my leg and arm. Right, because it's the hair that I'm here for. I get about 5 strokes in and I call it a ballgame. Screw that. I mention to her that I've been there before, even done 4 hands. She says with the knowing disappointment of a tip of 20 that there's a new owner, massage only. You can DIY, but I can do that at home for free.