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[QUOTE=Magicman45; 1799751]My friend was feeling frisky today and was looking for an SBR with extra's if possible. He called a few numbers with no results and he saw a new ad from Lisa (the ad is down now, but I still have it in my phone). In summary. Lisa. 27 yo, with real DD's and an amazing figure. I specialize in full body rubs and occaisional fetish. Lap dance. And strip tease, etc. Please do not text repeatedly for intercourse, if you like what you see call. Attached are 4 pics of a very attractive will built young woman.
He calls and she sounds delightful. She asks if he wants a massage. Yes he says. She says 1/2 hr or 12 hr. He likes a nice slow massage and says 1 hr. She says that will be $1. 5. He is thinking for that price this must be really great so he is IN!
He drives to an apt off Broadway in Ft Myers near the mall. She meets him outside and she looks just like the pics. She was wearing tight stretch pants and a zip up the front bustier. They go in and take care of business and he strips and she points to a sofa what was a little short for his 5-11 length. He lays face down and she sits on his but and begins a massage that is OK at best. She rubs his back, his butt, his legs, and feet. She goes all the way up the leg but never even grazes the equipment. While she is not that good he is enjoying the touch and is awaiting the flip. Finally, she tells him to flip and she rubs his chest and arms. He reaches up and rubs he boob and asks if the "girls can come out?". She says she doesn't do that. Hmmmmm, he frowns and she unzips the bustier a couple of inches revealing a bra underneath. He reaches in and she resists access. He remains patient. She rubs his belly and legs all the while never nearing the important parts.
Then she says roll over and I will rub your butt some more. She does the back and butt for a few minutes and stands up. I ask ""Is that all?" She says she doesn't do anything else. He said that he respects that BUT that price certainly leads one to expect more. She got indignant and says she has many clients that like her service. He suggested that you can get all of those rubs you want for 60-75 / hour (without saying from a real massage therapist). He also pointed out that FS and BJ's are also available for that price. She was sorry he was disappointed. He left one very unhappy guy! He went out to look at the ad again just to make sure he misunderstand the ad and he had not. He will not repeat. YMMV, but I doubt it.
This was another not so good day in Fart Myers.
MM, out[/QUOTE]I have seen Lisa a few times and boy she is just one beautiful lady! If you want a full blown street prostitute then keep moving this is not your girl. However, if you want the company of a classy young lady with great skills that loves her job then here she is. I will not disclose all of her personal details, she is respectful and private and I shall be the same.
Its the old saying "treat one as you would like to be treated yourself "! Thanks Lisa its a pleasure knowing you.
Don't see this provider! She is a scammer and an attitude as stink as my toilet!
Her name is Holly. She is a wishy washy flaker that will no-show and change your appt at the very last min. Don't waste your time in trying to contact this person! She used to have a number, but took her number off of her ad recently. God knows who else she pissed off. Please spread the word and help your friends to save some time and money!
Here's her link:
[url]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/BodyRubs/xo-girl-next-door-experience-a-body-rub-you-will-never-forget-xo-26/32744328[/url]
Ad title: Amazing intelligent, beautiful brunette etec. Lisa review.
Hey gents.
So I had the pleasure of meeting her for the second time. Weather was crappy so I cancelled golf and went to her condo. Half an hour this time and I counted 40 minutes total. Conversation was sweet intelligent and lots of laughs. Her body is definitely hot. I mean I can't stand it ehrn girls lie about there pics but lisa looks better in person. I tipped her an extra 40 dollars. If your looking or a polite girl to go to her home and be treated like a man with respect and have a sexy woman yo rub you down and take care of you then give her a try. She's a gem and has a real college girl next door feel about her. Her condo is clean and you can tell she is drug free. While massaging my back she used this hot soothing oil and wasn't afraid to whisper in my ear things I shouldnt repeat LOL. All in all it was excellent. The atmosphere was soft and quiet with good music (Adele and classic rock) and her boobs are real and tight. I recommend her. Last but not least does anyone recommend another girl with personality I coups try l. I struck out with Kat and her friend and a few others until I found this babe!"! 4. 5 stars!
[blue]This isn't a review of Lisa, it's an ad [b]BY[/b] the provider. There is no question about it, this is the provider not a monger. Personally if nobody digs her enough to write about her and she has to write about herself, well nothing more needs to be said.
Mis dos centavos,
A2[/blue]
Lie and truth come from every were
To the guy whos post 617 you was right the be. Had no bed I hate that and its decent but no worth the trouble. I payed the 80 and was to not possable. I told her my friend payed that and she said ok but later I was to no FS for 80 and I had to bring rubber nextime BJ so I got BJ then ask fot FS so whent to get money and rubber and finish. O to 618 you mighy be right somebody revied her on tosult I check her nuñber their so ever one luck my very good luck wannabe players inside joke
My Absolute Last Word On Lisa
[QUOTE=ApexCrest1; 1805901]Hey gents.
So I had the pleasure of meeting her for the second time. Weather was crappy so I cancelled golf and went to her condo. Half an hour this time and I counted 40 minutes total. Conversation was sweet intelligent and lots of laughs. Her body is definitely hot. I mean I can't stand it ehrn girls lie about there pics but lisa looks better in person. I tipped her an extra 40 dollars. If your looking or a polite girl to go to her home and be treated like a man with respect and have a sexy woman yo rub you down and take care of you then give her a try. She's a gem and has a real college girl next door feel about her. Her condo is clean and you can tell she is drug free. While massaging my back she used this hot soothing oil and wasn't afraid to whisper in my ear things I shouldn't repeat LOL. All in all it was excellent. The atmosphere was soft and quiet with good music (Adele and classic rock) and her boobs are real and tight. I recommend her. Last but not least does anyone recommend another girl with personality I coups try l. I struck out with Kat and her friend and a few others until I found this babe!"! 4. 5 stars!
[blue]This isn't a review of Lisa, it's an ad [b]BY[/b] The provider. There is no question about it, this is the provider not a monger. Personally if nobody digs her enough to write about her and she has to write about herself, well nothing more needs to be said.
Mis dos centavos,
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]When I saw Lisa's BP ad last Tuesday it was the first time I had seen it. I may have missed a day or two but it was NEW. I review ThEotheR, NR, BP, and CL almost daily. I googled her number and nothing came up. I write a review and suddenly she is the talk of the thread. All these guys have been seeing her and love her. How did they find out about her? A flyer posted at the local supermarket? No one mentions any details or the high price. One thing this board has is mongers who value their $$.
When I arrived a guy came out of the apt building door at the same time she did. He is probably her bf and he is more than likely one of the posters and according to this post she is probably the other.
Maybe a reliable monger will check her out and give us another perspective.
I agree she looks great and apparently has a really nice body (but I did not see any of it personally).
MM, out (for good, on this one)