Gents,
This thread has been long overdue, a place for our favorite swashbuckling panty raider to pen his long form tales that may not otherwise fit on other boards. Maybe a few 'extended cuts' like a Criterion DVD collection.
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Gents,
This thread has been long overdue, a place for our favorite swashbuckling panty raider to pen his long form tales that may not otherwise fit on other boards. Maybe a few 'extended cuts' like a Criterion DVD collection.
[QUOTE=ViktorVaughn;3583185]Gents,
This thread has been long overdue, a place for our favorite swashbuckling panty raider to pen his long form tales that may not otherwise fit on other boards. Maybe a few 'extended cuts' like a Criterion DVD collection.[/QUOTE]It'll be my favorite bed time story.
Well I'll be damned, it's been a minute since I've inked a tale. I'll get to writing as I have a few.
"swashbuckling panty raider" 😂.
Thanks Villain,
Salty.
[QUOTE=ViktorVaughn;3583185]Gents,
This thread has been long overdue, a place for our favorite swashbuckling panty raider to pen his long form tales that may not otherwise fit on other boards. Maybe a few 'extended cuts' like a Criterion DVD collection.[/QUOTE]
Long overdue. With picture book evidence!
[QUOTE=ViktorVaughn;3583185]Gents,
This thread has been long overdue, a place for our favorite swashbuckling panty raider to pen his long form tales that may not otherwise fit on other boards. Maybe a few 'extended cuts' like a Criterion DVD collection.[/QUOTE]
Great thread Salty! Like The Villain says long overdue. I look forward to reading many adventures (and maybe a few misadventures like my latest momentary lapse of reason).
I hear the Wawa reconnect looked like a hot little soccer mom bouncing out of the Wawa. Glad you had fun and shared the experience.
[QUOTE=DaVinciB1;3586129]Does she apply the NBA policy?[/QUOTE]All I can say is #salty. My brother you are the man. Enjoy your life it definitely is full of highlights.
[QUOTE=SaltyDog2016;3585944]Let's refer to her as Super Skinny, cause that's what she is. This is a historical tale and not an offer to share her tail.
SS UTR has a reputation for some of the best head on the Southside, thus I wanted to sample. My first encounter was a car visit where I was convinced SS is in the top of her class. She sports a filthy mouth. "feed me your nut daddy, give it to me, I want to taste your load. " I don't know about yall, but that shit right there makes me want to burst. ...
Salty.[/QUOTE]Love to put this SS to test in ways of 300 Spartans; Petite dolls are my feen. With my 2 incher I sure would try to make her jaws hurt.
[URL]https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59d15958104b1[/URL]
Vid of something I'm talking about.
This is a Salty tale and not an offer to share her tail.
So, today I did a meet and greet or as I like to call it, an 'eat my meat. ' This young cutie is fresh out the klink and looking for some help. Funny how these sweeties show up in my presence. She asked if we could do a car date to start and go from there. I agreed but only if she allowed CIM, she said okay. I picked her up from her house and drove around an upscale neighborhood in VAB talking.
Finding a place to park was challenging. I eventually pulled in the driveway of a house for sale, figured no one was home. She was sketchy and nervous. She started sucking and her skills weren't too bad, not great either. But she kept stopping to look around. 'oh no there goes a car, and there's someone on a bike.' So I grabbed the back of her head and pushed her lips around my shaft. Her rhythm was one speed, no DT, eyes closed, no tongue or BLS. Eventually I was ready to blow, I told her and she puts her lips around the head as I pumped the first rope of a weekend's worth of tapioca in her mouth. Now here's where it all goes wrong.
Her mouth fills up and nut is running down her chin. She starts choking and coughing up my batter. I'm yelling WTF! At the same time I have another rope ready to release. It's spewing up all over me!! I quickly pinch it off. What a terrible feeling! I'm pissed at this point. She's done coughed up nut all over my car, I spewed on myself and I have more to erupt that's pinched off! Thankfully I keep wet wipes handy and I just busted the remainder in a wet wipe as she sat there watching and I was cussing her out. Anyway, this was car head gone wrong!
Salty.
I love a good misadventure as well as a great adventure!
I feel your pain, Saltman. Last time I got car head the chick puked in my lap. Had to go to the damn coin operated car wash to clean out the inside of my car and spray down my pants. Man, that water was cold! Hence the last time I got car head!
[QUOTE=SaltyDog2016;3587865]This is a Salty tale and not an offer to share her tail.
So, today I did a meet and greet or as I like to call it, an 'eat my meat. ' This young cutie is fresh out the klink and looking for some help. Funny how these sweeties show up in my presence. She asked if we could do a car date to start and go from there. I agreed but only if she allowed CIM, she said okay. I picked her up from her house and drove around an upscale neighborhood in VAB talking.
Finding a place to park was challenging. I eventually pulled in the driveway of a house for sale, figured no one was home. She was sketchy and nervous. She started sucking and her skills weren't too bad, not great either. But she kept stopping to look around. 'oh no there goes a car, and there's someone on a bike.' So I grabbed the back of her head and pushed her lips around my shaft. Her rhythm was one speed, no DT, eyes closed, no tongue or BLS. Eventually I was ready to blow, I told her and she puts her lips around the head as I pumped the first rope of a weekend's worth of tapioca in her mouth. Now here's where it all goes wrong.
Her mouth fills up and nut is running down her chin. She starts choking and coughing up my batter. I'm yelling WTF! At the same time I have another rope ready to release. It's spewing up all over me!! I quickly pinch it off. What a terrible feeling! I'm pissed at this point. She's done coughed up nut all over my car, I spewed on myself and I have more to erupt that's pinched off! Thankfully I keep wet wipes handy and I just busted the remainder in a wet wipe as she sat there watching and I was cussing her out. Anyway, this was car head gone wrong!
Salty.[/QUOTE]
Salted One,
I guess you can say that she choked under pressure. I sure do hope your car is never a crime scene. Once that forensic black light comes on you'll have some explaining to do. Lol.
When I used to dream of the beautiful SWs of South Beach it wasn't uncommon for them to gag and occasionally throwup on jr. What dissapoints me about your dream is Mt. Vesuvius' lack of self-control. Just crack the door and spit / cough outside. I loved the random choice of enviroment that you chose for you forays, wished a sexy realtor showed up and offered to join the party inside the beautiful home.
Thanks for bringing a good laugh to my Tuesday morning.
Pleasant Dreams,
Vinny.
[QUOTE=SaltyDog2016;3587865]This is a Salty tale and not an offer to share her tail.
So, today I did a meet and greet or as I like to call it, an 'eat my meat. ' This young cutie is fresh out the klink and looking for some help. Funny how these sweeties show up in my presence. She asked if we could do a car date to start and go from there. I agreed but only if she allowed CIM, she said okay. I picked her up from her house and drove around an upscale neighborhood in VAB talking.
Finding a place to park was challenging. I eventually pulled in the driveway of a house for sale, figured no one was home. She was sketchy and nervous. She started sucking and her skills weren't too bad, not great either. But she kept stopping to look around. 'oh no there goes a car, and there's someone on a bike.' So I grabbed the back of her head and pushed her lips around my shaft. Her rhythm was one speed, no DT, eyes closed, no tongue or BLS. Eventually I was ready to blow, I told her and she puts her lips around the head as I pumped the first rope of a weekend's worth of tapioca in her mouth. Now here's where it all goes wrong.
Her mouth fills up and nut is running down her chin. She starts choking and coughing up my batter. I'm yelling WTF! At the same time I have another rope ready to release. It's spewing up all over me!! I quickly pinch it off. What a terrible feeling! I'm pissed at this point. She's done coughed up nut all over my car, I spewed on myself and I have more to erupt that's pinched off! Thankfully I keep wet wipes handy and I just busted the remainder in a wet wipe as she sat there watching and I was cussing her out. Anyway, this was car head gone wrong!
Salty.[/QUOTE]
Salty,
Thanks for the sneak peek....I didn’t think you would post it...lmfao! You are one bad and silly motherfucker! I love this fucking shit! You have definitely given a new meaning to pumpkins at Halloween. Hands down repeat winner for monger of the year (MOTY) for 2017! Keep this shit coming cause lord knows our forum needs it.
Blak Gekko.
[QUOTE=SaltyDog2016;3597757]Prettiest pumpkin I could find! Enjoy.
Salty 👻.[/QUOTE]
I bet you carved the crap out of that pumpkin. No pun intended but who knows, would love to hear you back door'd it! I think if you do Backdoor them, you should draw a jack o lantern on their cheeks. That would be awesome. I second the nomination for monger of the year 2017!
If you have any more pumpkins that need a carving, let me know!
[QUOTE=SaltyDog2016;3597757]Prettiest pumpkin I could find! Enjoy.
Salty 👻.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BlackPelican;3604449]I bet you carved the crap out of that pumpkin. No pun intended but who knows, would love to hear you back door'd it! I think if you do Backdoor them, you should draw a jack o lantern on their cheeks. That would be awesome. I second the nomination for monger of the year 2017!
If you have any more pumpkins that need a carving, let me know![/QUOTE]So we need to have an award show like the oscars!
[QUOTE=SaltyDog2016;3604919]Here's a couple more Halloween cuties in receipt of a Salted treat. Enjoy!
Salty 👻[/QUOTE]You drew a ghost on her ass.
Doesn't get much better than that.
[QUOTE=SaltyDog2016;3616083]Here's a few this week to celebrate Vets Day. Enjoy!
Salty 🇺🇸[/QUOTE]Thank you and keep up the good work!
I used to run amok in the PI back in the mid 80's, spent my time filling LBFMPBR's full of good old Ugly American spunk. Too old now to keep blazing a trail like I used to but happy to see the tradition hasn't died.
Carry on young man!
Salute!