Seriously, where are the "Christmas Ho's"?!?
You might not have noticed that Christmas time is not the same as it use to be. Something is missing that makes this holiday just not as festive as it use to be.
Yes, guys and dolls, we are missing the BEST thing about this holiday season!!!
...I'm talking about THE CHRISTMAS HO'S!
What exactly is a Christmas Ho? Surely you jest! You just have to know the story of the Christmas Ho!
[The following is a TRUE story!!!]
During Christmas time, usually at the first week of December, beautiful women who are not SW's would hit the street as providers. Why? Usually they were single moms that didn't have enough money to buy there kids some ultra-expensive toy that they wanted. So being good moms, they would hit the bricks and bring home that money!
The best thing about the "Christmas Ho" is that many of these women were not having "whoopy time", so the kitty kat was ulta T - I - G - H - T! Not to mention that many of those women looked like supermodels. I mean they were very attractive.
Has anyone seen a "Christmas Ho" lately? I haven't seen one in four years (and believe-you-me I've been looooooking)!
Will the real Princess stand up?
[QUOTE=MongerX]Actually the pics that are on there for brazill are of babydoll, the cousin or whatever of princess, I have seen them both and although they are good looking they were much better picked up off the street for street prices compared to the CL jacked up rate.[/QUOTE]
The Princess I'm talking about has tattoos up and down both arms - is that the Princess you're talking about?
It was a monger's dream come true on New Year's Day
So, yesterday, around noon, I called my regular asian apt. (the Dee Rd place, referred to long ago in the Skokie forum) , and found out that Amy had her period.
I have only gone there, and no where else, for the last couple of years, since it is safe,the girls are great (I love asian) and the chinese apts are the best financial deal around (I am a very frequent visitor and the $s add up).
But, since I have recently discovered this web site, I have been tempted to go back to trying some other venues, including the Melrose book store (which so far has been a disappointment due to my poor timing) and the old standby of Korean AMPs.
I have read reviews on this site for June Salon in Skokie, so I thought it might be worth a try. The description of Kim in the reviews sounded like she may be the former owner of the spa in Skokie where my old flame Nana used to work before Nana opened VIP out in Elgin (now sadly closed and, worse, Nana has changed her cell phone). A few years ago, regular customers could get fs there (which I find is the case at almost any Korean amp--they just need to get to know you).
Anyway, I digress.
The place that I had thought was June was actually now Life Style. Being New Years day, it was closed--and I was bummed out after making the 30 minute drive there. I looked up the June address on my blackberry and found that it was actually several blocks west. But when I got there, it, too, was closed.
HOWEVER, as I exited the parking lot, a young white girl was being dropped off at the corner. Having been inspired by recently reading the SW forum, I 'gave her the look'--and to my surprise and delight, she gave it back!
I slowly drove to the Starbucks/Skokie Swift parking lot, and watched as she walked down the side walk toward me. I kept thinking that either this cannot be really happening or it is a sting. She was bundled up and wearing a hat, but I could see that she was pretty thin and had long reddish brown hair sticking out under the hat.
She walked over to my car and smiled. Looked like about a 6 or 7 on the regular girl scale.
She climbed in and when I asked her how she was doing, she immediately said she would 'do anything' and suggested a BJ for $20!!
She said that she only does this stuff 2 or 3 times a month on Cicero near Addison, 'around the polish areas'. She said that her name was Tanya, she is 26 and that she was formerly an escort.
We found an empty parking lot behind some buildings and she gave me one of the best BJs of my life--including cim.
Then, she asks me to take her to the bus stop. She said that she did not have a phone, but that she lived in Skokie with her boyfriend, who worked weekdays from 9 to 3, and invited me to come over for fs--for the same $20 rate!!!
I am going there today, and will post the results.
Wish me continued good luck.
Pengansai
The next day was not as good
[QUOTE=Pengansai]So, yesterday, around noon, I called my regular asian apt. (the Dee Rd place, referred to long ago in the Skokie forum) , and found out that Amy had her period.
I have only gone there, and no where else, for the last couple of years, since it is safe,the girls are great (I love asian) and the chinese apts are the best financial deal around (I am a very frequent visitor and the $s add up).
But, since I have recently discovered this web site, I have been tempted to go back to trying some other venues, including the Melrose book store (which so far has been a disappointment due to my poor timing) and the old standby of Korean AMPs.
I have read reviews on this site for June Salon in Skokie, so I thought it might be worth a try. The description of Kim in the reviews sounded like she may be the former owner of the spa in Skokie where my old flame Nana used to work before Nana opened VIP out in Elgin (now sadly closed and, worse, Nana has changed her cell phone). A few years ago, regular customers could get fs there (which I find is the case at almost any Korean amp--they just need to get to know you).
Anyway, I digress.
The place that I had thought was June was actually now Life Style. Being New Years day, it was closed--and I was bummed out after making the 30 minute drive there. I looked up the June address on my blackberry and found that it was actually several blocks west. But when I got there, it, too, was closed.
HOWEVER, as I exited the parking lot, a young white girl was being dropped off at the corner. Having been inspired by recently reading the SW forum, I 'gave her the look'--and to my surprise and delight, she gave it back!
I slowly drove to the Starbucks/Skokie Swift parking lot, and watched as she walked down the side walk toward me. I kept thinking that either this cannot be really happening or it is a sting. She was bundled up and wearing a hat, but I could see that she was pretty thin and had long reddish brown hair sticking out under the hat.
She walked over to my car and smiled. Looked like about a 6 or 7 on the regular girl scale.
She climbed in and when I asked her how she was doing, she immediately said she would 'do anything' and suggested a BJ for $20!!
She said that she only does this stuff 2 or 3 times a month on Cicero near Addison, 'around the polish areas'. She said that her name was Tanya, she is 26 and that she was formerly an escort.
We found an empty parking lot behind some buildings and she gave me one of the best BJs of my life--including cim.
Then, she asks me to take her to the bus stop. She said that she did not have a phone, but that she lived in Skokie with her boyfriend, who worked weekdays from 9 to 3, and invited me to come over for fs--for the same $20 rate!!!
I am going there today, and will post the results.
Wish me continued good luck.
Pengansai[/QUOTE]Well, the next day reality set in.
I showed up at her apt. around Noon. She was still sleeping and looked really rough. She invited me in to a really filthy apt, and made me wait while she took a shower, which helped her appearance considerably.
She then told me that she made a mistake quoting $20 for fs--it was $50--though she would still do a bj for $20 if I preferred.
She also said that she would not be able to remove her top, since she had surgery about a month ago and was embarrassed about the scar--which she eventually showed me--it was really nasty.
However, by this time little Pengansai was calling the shots, and was more than willing to overlook the filth, since she put 'clean' sheets on the bed, and showed off her nice ass and legs while tucking in the corners.
We agreed on $50, and she proceeded to first give me a great bj, then mish fs, which was good, but not great for a thin 26 year old. She offered bb fs but I declined--the big head still had a little influence.
It was quick and cheap, but frankly, I think I will stick to the Chinese apts where the apt and the girls are at least clean---and actually much sexier and in to their 'work'.
Like with most other things, 'you get what you pay for'.
Pengansai