My Good Friend Is Confused
So I get a call today. It's my good friend who shall remain safely anonymous here. "Is it just me?" he asked.
Apparently, he was out and about driving around the Akron area (not sure if it was last night or the night before) and had a very frustrating evening. You see, he takes pleasure in giving ladies a ride home or to the convenient store...the streets just aren't safe for them and it's the chivalrous thing to do. You could even say he 'gets off' on helping out. Anyway, he was headed south on Arlington, and noticed a very young, very hot white girl with long, sandy blond hair and an 'Avril Lavigne' physique. He said that she even had the tight jeans and a black, punky t-shirt on. She was just heading north on the one street at that five-way intersection, just south of Exchange. I guess he turned up the next available sidestreet and swung around, only to see her jump on the back of a motorcycle and speed off. He said that if the person who was driving that bike is reading this, he just wanted to tip his cap and say 'congrats'. My friend insists that this was one of the hottest, youngest-looking girls he's seen on Arlington. Reading the last few posts, maybe he saw the same girl that "Seeker" mentioned. Either way, I'll take his word for it.
He then proceeds to tell me about a long-haired, tall, and very curvy brunette (whose face he said seemed decent from a distance) who was walking slowly south on Arlington, who he first spotted at the 76 overpass. He seems pretty sure that she gave him the 'I-feel-unsafe-and-sure-could use-a-ride' look, but he must have darted down four different sidestreets, and she kept walking. He even once saw her point to one that he turned down. Nothing. After hovering around her for a few blocks, he gave up. He says that this is a new trend: girls aren't as 'cooperative' as they should be. Normally, when he wants to give them a ride home, they almost seem to instinctively know what spot to go to. This summer, it's different. They won't look at him as much, they don't make haste towards the sidestreets, etc. While my friend thinks that maybe this girl wasn't what she appeared to be--and maybe was even 'posing' as a girl who was in need of a ride home (!)--she's not the only one who has confused him.
Finally, my good friend found a young woman a little further south that was in need of a ride home. She was thin, dark-skinned, and had a very nice, tight stomach, and a cute ass to match. I think he mentioned a belly shirt and jeans. Anyway, he lets her in the car, and within seconds, she's already stroking her kitten. Oh, you...you think that's an innuendo! Oh no! That, kids, was literally the truth! He didn't notice it before, but she was holding her pet kitten like a child. Well, my friend doesn't like animals in his car, and he didn't know what the kitten would do if the conversation developed. I mean, you know how curious cats are and how they love to dig their claws with anything they find interesting. My very flustered friend just thought that it was better to just return her to where she was supposedly waiting for someone else to give her a ride.
He said it was a rare night with a lot of promise for chivalry, a night that ended up with only a lot of frustration. He wishes that ladies knew the proper etiquette so that, to paraphrase a certain Scientologist actor, they would let him "help me...help them"!
P.S. I know I said months ago that I was done posting here, but hey, it's the least I can do to help a friend, even if I've PERSONALLY given up on the chivalry thing a long time ago. Now, back to lurking for laughs.
Great time at a night club
Went to a nice little spot in barberton/norton area. Met a nice dancer named Vanessa, very pretty and very nice and natural tata's. Found a nice private corner in the bar after stuffing her garter with a jackson. She in turn began rubbing me the right way to happy town. If you are interested in the place IM me.