garthy can't get away from the ho-ahs!
LOL-- Sat night at a busy downtown pub and Garthy finds himself attracted to a very nicely proportioned, but somewhat older-than-usual woman. Great curves, long brown hair, tight TIGHT ass...
I work my way over by her and await a cue. A certain subject comes up and I offer an opinion and then I listen. and listen. and listen...
A lot of eye contact (not looking at those great titties directly!). Man, I put in my time. I was not even sure I liked her after all the talking, but patience pays off and I am offered a drink at her place. Off we go to lovely Hamden. It is a good thing I did not drink much because following her on these endless, curving roads to nowhere was downright maddening (oh, there was no break from her mouth either-- she called on my cell 5 minutes into the ride).
We get to her place. Not bad! A little drinkie and then much less talking and much better use of her mouth. She did have a great body. She works out a lot. She had a couple of scars on her belly, but otherwise really fit! I go a few rounds with her. I figure this is a classy, divorced woman, so I ask to use her shower. Nice bathroom too! I hoped she would join me, but no...
Guess what? I come out of the shower and she is rifling through my wallet! Okay, I think, maybe she wants to know where I live, if I am telling her my real name, etc... BUT NO!!! Get this-- she apologizes and starts to cry and tells me that she is so in debt that she is about to lose everything and she just wanted to see if I had some cash to spare since I seemed like "such a well off sort." The, when the waterworks stop a bit, she asks me for three hundred dollars!
I should have left right then, but I gave her forty bucks. I thought that might be even more insulting than just barging out. But, in retrospect, she probably was psyched to get it.
Yup, I am a ho-ah -a-matic! They hone in on me like a fucking patriot missile to a mud-hut!
What is the world coming to!
another useless TTbearhug post
Really? Your momma seemed to like it just fine before I picked her up on South Main and fucked her up the ass (didn't want to risk inseminating her and having another TTbearhug douchebag brought into the world).
Take your worthless posts and shitty attitude elsewhere, you irritating, annoying, pseudo-intellectual jackass fuck!
what an asshole you are...
A Rose On A Rainy Nite Is Still A Rose
Another soggy saturday nite in the southend of springfield. I rolled into town about 5pm and took a long ride around the usual spots. Not a whole helluva-lot wandering around on Main street just dirty Missy that has needed a long hot bath for months and drunk as a skunk Patty. Missy stopped me at store24 and tried to bum a cigarette off me and i told her i was out of smokes. As i was checking her out i could see the dirt running down her face, arms and across her bare belly seeing as how she was wearing a half shirt. Then she had the nerve to ask me if I wanted a date, I turned that down in a heartbeat. I work in the construction field as some of you know and my car is the cleanest or in the best shape but I am not cleaning mud off the front passenger seat after she gets her ass out of my car. I ran into Rose about 830 and she asked me if i wanted a date and i told her i would see her later. Fresh out of the Hotel Ludlow and looking good for an older woman. She packed on about 20lbs and all in the right places. She asked me what was out in the southend for LE and I told her, she said that she would catch up with me after shift change at midnight. 2:15am Rose was out and about and came and found me, she changed her clothes and showered. Looking and smelling good we headed out of the city for a quickie. Not bad for an older woman, Not bad at all!! i would have preferrred something half her age but that was not happening due to the weather. I tried calling Malia all night and either the phone was busy or she was not there. I gotta get me some of that fresh young stuff out there.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once until you make one that penicillin won't cure.
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BROTHERSTRANG