2005 Archived Massage Parlor Reports
I was in Orlando awhile back and visited with a 25yr Korean hottie...sadly "this isn't one of those places" she repeated as I tryed to cop a feel! She gave an excellent massage/table bath at least, but ultimately I left with a relaxed back, and a woody for my 80 bones!
Post your experiences here in one place, but lets keep the locations/addys to the PM feature so we aren't providing LE any tips!
Peace,
DF
Casselberry/Longwood/Winter Springs area
OK, so I'm talking to this guy I met in a bar the other day, and he told me this story. I don't know if it's true or not, but I like to pass on stories I hear about things that guys who are not me tell me they did. Here goes:
A few weeks ago, I went over to this Oriental massage joint in Tampa because the girls there deliver the goods, if you know what I mean. Went through the usual small talk stuff with the mamasan and she asked me where I came from. I said I had been travelling around and I drove over from Orlando because I heard the experience in the Orlando places isn't as good as over here.
Mamasan says something about there being places in Orlando that will deliver the goods, if you know what I mean.
I express my doubts.
And then Mamasan says, "Money talks."
So's I laugh. She asks why. I asks if she's sure about the Orlando places. And she tells me she knows it is for a fact. So I had my fun over in Tampa and kept what she said in mind.
Coupla weeks later I'm in Orlando in the Casselbury/Winter Springs/Longwood area that's north of Winter Park. I had to go down 434 from I-4 through Longwood toward Winter Park where 434 meets 17/92. The shop I was supposed to go visit was closed, so I decides to go check out a few AMP looking places I saw in Longwood along 434. Stopped in 3 and the vibe wasn't quite like what I get when I visit the Tampa joints. For one thing, two of them had Caucasians at the desk or answering the bell. No oriental mamasans kind of threw me for a loop. One of these white broads asked if I had an appointment. So I asked if I needed one. I was told I did and it would be over an hour before the next appointment was open. I didn't even bother to ask at the other place with a white broad. The third place had a woman that might have been a mixed asian/caucasian at the front. But I said no thanks and drove back to 17/92.
Between Winter Springs and Casselbury on 17/92 I spied a place that said Tokyo Spa on it's sign. I figured, what the heck? I parked and went in. A cute little asian number came to the desk for the bell and I decided to take the plunge. Those scrub-downs sure are a nice service! And the rub downs they give are nice, but be careful because they may push down too hard or squeeze muscles hard enough to hurt. But they'll back off the pressure if you tell 'em too. Did I mention this one said her name was Sumi? No? Well that's what she said. That Tampa mamasan was right, there are some places in the Orlando area that will make you happy you visited them.
Anyway, that was the guy's story. Then he finished his beer, said he had to go, and told me goodbye. Never did catch his name, but I enjoyed hearing his story and figured if I passed it along, others may enjoy it, too.
Jacksons checking my cellphone
LoveLOS,
While visiting my favorite AMP E. of 436 on 50 I tried a variation (patented, yesterday!) which is to put my phone ontop of jacksons and it eliminates any converstion about money and everybody is happy with the ending. Thanks for the idea.
Dick
My first time at Tokyo AMP
For whatever reason, I decided today that I needed to visit an AMP. After checking the reviews here, it seemed like either Tokyo or Rainbow would be first choices on my list. Both have decent reviews, and both are relatively close to home. I ended up at Tokyo about 5:30 today (Saturday).
After paying .8 at the counter for an hour, I was shown to a room. I peeked around at the available players, and I have to say that I would've been happy with any of the three women I saw working there. My girl was Anna. Well, Maybe she was Hannah. Damn accent, I couldn't figure out much of a difference and decided it didn't really matter.
I got naked in the room, hung up my clothes and put my wallet (money clip) on the table. She asked if I wanted a TS, so I said let's go for it. She wrapped a towel around me, I grabbed my wallet, and off we went. I hate the idea of leaving my wallet anywhere behind.
The TS was really relaxing. I used to be a guy who went to Xanadu, Paradise Men's Club, and other places in Cocoa about 10 years ago. Everything there was "show your gear, pay your fine, and hold on for the ride." This AMP thing is quite different for me. It's more like a subtle game. I liked the part of the game where she was rinsing me off and said "Excuse me" while accidently brushing the little guy. I told her everything was fine, we exchanged a nice smile, and he got his own little TS. How cute.
Most of the rest of my stay was a really nice massage. The back walk almost caused a little embarrassment. She stepped on my thighs and I damn near blew a fart out my ass. It took a lot of restraint to hold that one back.
During all of this, I had a few opportunities to let me hands wander and I never met with any resistance. After a while, the lights went low and I had a happy ending. Any suggestions I made to see the puppies were politely declined because "it's your first time." So it was. That may imply things get better with repeat visits, but how should I know?
While it'd be tempting to go right back, I think I should try Rainbow Spa on my next outing. If any of you have advice for that place (or back to Tokyo), let me know.
All in all, it was a nice, relaxing time. I left a .2 tip on the table which she never acknowledged, but I'm sure it wasn't left there for the next customer.