You never know where you will find them 7-29-08
Today I wasnt hungry for lunch so I figured I would go on recon. I noticed my dashboard thermo and it said 110 for outside temp, so I passed on that idea.
I headed over to the boulevard mall to window shop. I got to best buy and pulled in the parking lot. I walked around to the other side of my car to put some things in the trunk. A chick came up behind me and gave me her sorry story about how her and her boyfriend got in a argument and he walked off and left her stranded and now she has no money for gas to get home and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah..............
While she was talking a light went off in my head. I pulled out some change and handed it to her and she was kinda disappointed cuz I could tell she wanted a bill. She started to walk off and I pulled out a jackson. I then repeated what she said earlier about doing anything like washing my car and helping with bags. I told her I was on lunch and could go for a BJ.
The look on her face was priceless. She was in shock that I would say that. I motioned toward the front door she looked around I guess thinking she was on candid camera or something.
She was spanish about 5'5" and 130. I would say she was in her late 20's. She had long dark brown hair pulled in a pony tail and wearing a dark blue tank top with a long blue skirt and flipflops. She was clean looking but had sweat from being outside.
I then drove behind the mall where the parking is empty and went into the multistory garage. I parked and put the jackson in the visor out of arms reach. I pulled out my little friend and dropped the seat and smiled at her. She looked at me like I was crazy. She then looked around and I said nobody can see with the dark tint.
She began the job and within 5 minutes complained about her jaw was hurting. I told her to work it with her hands in between mouth action. Her bbbj was decent but average.
I then asked her if she would take it and she looked at me puzzled and said she didnt understand, I explained and said I'll give her a hamilton if she did. She wasnt too sure but the offer was too good and she said to warn her before I blew.
She went on and I gave her the warning, this part was funny as hell!
My load was pretty big and filled up her mouth and caught her off guard, it caught her off guard so much that she swallowed some of it instead of holding it in her mouth to spit. She starting screaming and hopped out trying to throw up, i told her to stick her fingers down her throat but nothing happened. I had some extra water bottles in a cooler and gave her some tic tacs and calmed her down trying to keep from laughing my ass off.
I drove her back and she is complainig in spanish and giving me the evil eye while drinking water and spitting out the window. I dropped her off and noticed she went to a white car and threw the money inside to some dude and walked off pissed off.
I drove down toward the mall and noticed a few other chickens running around bumming for money, I think I need to keep a eye out on the malls for more oppurtunites.
LOL!
Also, I drove north on maryland and got to the intersection of 13th and fremont. LE has stuck a camera on fremont and maryland and on 13th and maryland. That makes 4 cameras so far on fremont. Keep a eye out.
Be safe out there people!