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Rants and Raves
I'm about fed up with this and now have decided to create this thread specifically to teach you guys how to post freaking links correctly. I don't want to see anymore bad links posted for 2018. None! Consider this you guys early New Years present from me to you. Ok guys, let's first start off with a few pre-requistes before moving on to the lesson. Let's start off reciting our A,B,C's. Sing along with me guys.
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-H-K-ELLO-MENO-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z, now we know our ABC's next I want you to sing with me.
Now, let's count from 1 to 10, guys.
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10.
Now, let's hold hands and walk to the front of the short bus, guys.
Lesson 1:
Escort babylon website links. Look below:
[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/[/URL]#atlanta / reviews /4707988494/4125719.
[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/#!/atlanta/reviews/4707988494/4125719[/URL]
Link 1 above was posted the way most of you guys post it and the link is sparsed. Link 2 was posted the correct way and it was not sparsed. The difference between the 2 links? The 1 link was posted copy and paste right from the website. The second link was posted with [*URL]URL open and closed tags[*/URL]. You have to put URL open and close tags infront and behind the escort bablyon links in order for them to post correctly. Just like you place Quote open and / Quoute tags when you want to quote someone post to reply to it. Without the URL open and close tags before and after the escort bablyon links, the link will post sparsed and incorrectly. Capish.
Lesson 2.
Backpage Links. Stop using backpage links to post reviews. Those ads only last 1 week usually before they are deleted by the scam artist providers. Just google the chic's number and look for a link outside of the backpage ads. Those other links on other websites last longer than backpage links. Now, that backpage has numbers only on the ad, every link should post correctly when you post it. At first, with the wording some links would post incorrectly, but now they're good.
[blue]I moved it here, this doesn't need it's own thread.
Also, when you're trying to show people how to use tags you need to break them. The way you wrote them the post would have had a link called URL open and closed tags that would have gone nowhere. I added the *'s to break the tags.
More examples:
[*list] [*/list]or [*b] [*b] then you tell them not to use the *'s when they post. This also allows you to see the super fucking idiots. They will be the ones using broken tags and not understanding why the post is fucked up.
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Rants and Rave
I just wanted to create this new thread because of something I've noticed recently or something I've been noticing for a long while now. No offense to anyone but I've noticed that most of you guys, especially the ones that spend big money on escorts are saps. This is not directed at anyone in particular but just something I've been noticing all along. Recently, I was on another review board reading some reviews and I liked the reviews of the escorts from this one guy in particular. He's usually a big spender (multi-sessions, take them out to dinner kind of guy). Now, I was interested in some of the girls he reviewed because they had stellar reviews. When I asked him about the chics, he would tell me not to see such and such because she is hood and he can't guarantee that I would have a good session with her. In his reviews, he raves about this chic and gives her like a 9 in looks and performance yet he couldn't recommend this chic to another hobbyist. Hmm.
I ask about another chic and he tells me she's got droopy tits with stretch marks and he recommended some other chics. In his reviews of this chic, he gives her like 8's all across the board yet he couldn't recommend her to another hobbyist. I'm here saying to myself "why the falk are you giving these chics 8's and 9's in your reviews if you wouldn't even recommend them to others"? There was another guy who was just like him on the other review board who would do the same thing. Give chics 8's and 9's and when I would ask about that chic because I was interested in them because of his reviews, he would be like she doesn't look that hot and what not. He too would refer me to other chics. Now, I'm back and forth emailing this first guy for a minute, out of nowhere he burst into a tyrant about how I'm always writing "negative reviews" and I'm cheap and he don't want me to see any of his "friends" (the girls that he buys sex from LOL). I'm saying to myself, this guy is a panzie. Funny thing is, I see the same thing in some guys on this site. Spending big money on chics, writing highly exaggerated bs reviews and talking about others who are too cheap and writing negative reviews when they only paid for a quickie.
What I'm trying to figure out is, why do some guys feel the need to write good reviews on chics when their session was less than stellar. Do you guys owe it to these chics to write good reviews and mislead fellow hobbyist. The funny thing is, these type of guys seem to all have the same mentality. They seem to believe that they are some how helping these chics out by giving them $300 to suck their cocks and actually believe these chics are their "friends". Reality Check!! Guy, your buying pussy. That's probably the lowest of the low you can do tell help a chics self-esteem. Your buying pussy equals your buying friendships. These chics are not your genuine friends. If you weren't paying for it, most of these chics probably wouldn't even do more than fart on you.
Guys, this an illegal business. Its not about who spends the most money or who writes the best reviews to get brownie points with these chics. You owe these chics nothing. You don't have to dog them out and write degrading reviews about them but be honest dammitt. If your giving chics, 8's and 9's in your reviews and you can't even recommend them to others, its not the one who writes "negative reviews" that you should be worried about, its yourself. The funny thing though. This same guy I've read many of his reviews and other hobbyist go behind him and talk about "this chic has a pimp" or "my review was nothing like the previous reviewers". The guy even complained to me that I only give chics 7's and 6's as if I owe it to them to rate them any higher. He told me that if I write any "negative reviews" about his "friends" he would get me back 10 fold or some bs like that. Pfft. LOL. These guys spend so much money on pussy that they've gotten delusional and have lost touch with reality. Guys, get up from infront of your computer screen and step outside into reality.
Buying and selling pussy is one of the oldest professions in the world. Just because we now call them "providers" and call ourselves "hobbyist" doesn't make it any less illegal or immoral. Stop acting like damn sissies. Your not doing any good by patronizing these girls for sex. Man up, you man bishes.
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The overblown reviews
I can say straight up that I pretty much got black-balled at the oThER site for giving what I thought were honest reviews. I mean, they have guidelines and everything about their point scale. No BBBJ, no greek, no dfk, no daty and the most you can get in performance is a 7. And that 7 meant that everything else was on point. So how are so many of these broads 9 and 10? So after about 10-20 reviews posted over there, I'm venturing out for some new ladies and can't seem to get my schedule to line up with anybody from there. Then one of my regulars contacts me and lets me know that I've been put on a list of people not to see. Not because I'm cheap, not because my hygiene was suspect, not because I'm degrading / not getting along with the females, but because my reviews were bringing their averages down. Which is some of the dumbest shit I've come across. If I go see a chick that has a gang of 9's and 10's and I walk away with 7 service, I'm not coming back. But if I go in to a 7 girl and get 7 service then I got what I paid for and I'm more likely to return. I tried to talk about this in the forums over there and you would've thought I was an atheist in Vatican City. So, long story short, there's a bunch of white knight dudes (most it seems) that are either trying to impress these chicks with undeserved glowing reviews or dudes that think a good review will get them better service next time or dudes that just don't want the hassle I had to go thru. The only good thing those review sites are for is to know that if you go see a chick that 5's and less then pretty much expect nothing. 8 and up is the minimum for regular chicks.
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A cautionary rant
I know this topic is forbidden in the main discussion. How about the rants?
Rant 1: I know a few of us have got caught up and barebacked a provider that we were seeing. For whatever reason it happened and I'm sure no habit was formed because of it. I'm amazed by the amount of reviews that I read where the guy is slinging naked dick to any street walker that will take it. I don't care how pretty the girl is, how big her ass is- it is just not worth it. I say that because I don't want anyone's dick to fall off or life to be at risk any more than it already is. Only thing the reviews do for me, is to let me know which girls to avoid.
Rant 2: I know there is a lot of good looking guys / w 15.5 inch dicks on here posting. But why does every review have to include how fine the "girl your paying for sex" thought you were and The "my dick was to big for this position, didn't know if she could handle it"? Now I'm all for self confidence, and I myself consider to be an O.K looking dude. It seems that some of the masses on here get a little carried away when SW says, "your cute". It's a business, they know what they are doing. LOL but let me tell you, as long as your paying her, you ban look like the Cookie Monster and she will call you all type of fines to stroke your ego. So basically she is going to stroke your balls and your ego in exchange for the payment that was exchanged.
[blue]Nothing here breaking the rules in these kinds of threads. You guys can have the "wrap it/don't wrap it" rant as long as you want.
The whole idea of threads like this is to say all the shit that you want to say (check below for stuff that is still off limits) but we won't let you because we want to keep the convo in the review threads on pussy.
Personally, I think guys that bareback professionals are fucking crazy but it's their dick not mine, so their business not mine. If I lived up there I would use that info as a guide of who NOT to see.
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[QUOTE=GetUrRollOnMan;2094865]I know this topic is forbidden in the main discussion. How about the rants?
Rant 1: I know a few of us have got caught up and barebacked a provider that we were seeing. For whatever reason it happened and I'm sure no habit was formed because of it. I'm amazed by the amount of reviews that I read where the guy is slinging naked dick to any street walker that will take it. I don't care how pretty the girl is, how big her ass is- it is just not worth it. I say that because I don't want anyone's dick to fall off or life to be at risk any more than it already is. Only thing the reviews do for me, is to let me know which girls to avoid.
Rant 2: I know there is a lot of good looking guys / w 15.5 inch dicks on here posting. But why does every review have to include how fine the "girl your paying for sex" thought you were and The "my dick was to big for this position, didn't know if she could handle it"? Now I'm all for self confidence, and I myself consider to be an O.K looking dude. It seems that some of the masses on here get a little carried away when SW says, "your cute". It's a business, they know what they are doing. LOL but let me tell you, as long as your paying her, you ban look like the Cookie Monster and she will call you all type of fines to stroke your ego. So basically she is going to stroke your balls and your ego in exchange for the payment that was exchanged.[/QUOTE]Haha. You know I always find it funny when a guy talks about how a girl says how cute he is. I mean, dude, that's the most unmanly thing to say. No other straight man cares if your cute. I also especially like it when dudes talk about "it took her a while to adjust to my size" or "she was a little bit worried because of ma size". Those 2 phrases are the most common for guys swinging the big stick.
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I agree with you on the review thing which to me, is a waste of time and I'll explain my point of view in a sec.
It is exceedingly rare that I see a chick more than once nowadays and a review would be plenty pointless because I show up, deliver a pounding, nut, wipe and leave-all this-in 20 minutes or less! My 20 min session for .6 is going to be much much different than that of a Floyd 'Money' Mayweather type throwing racks upon racks for a 30 min session.
These women are not mechanical bulls that perform the same each and every time so why should I expect my session to mirror another individual? How do I know that the reviewer isn't the reviewee SP herself or even a monger simping hard for freebies or a pimp putting in work for his harem? After being in the game for a minute, I have gradually started moving away from the pros and seeking the gems in the rough. The more reviews I read about a gal, the less and less that I even want to meet with her.
Regarding BBFS, to each their own you'll not catch me actively seeking it but if the rubber breaks, I'm sorry bro, I'm finishing inside! I've certainly had my share of BBFS with a few UTR providers that I unearthed back when Craigslist see. E was like shooting fish in a barrel 2010-2012. They were all just out of high school or in college no tats, no stretch marks, no attitudes and definitely not an ounce of fat on them, I nutted in all of them, passed them on to the team and kept it moving!
Feel free to shoot me now, I'm done with my rant!
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My two cents
[QUOTE=BizzyMuhn;2095288]I agree with you on the review thing which to me, is a waste of time and I'll explain my point of view in a sec.
It is exceedingly rare that I see a chick more than once nowadays and a review would be plenty pointless because I show up, deliver a pounding, nut, wipe and leave-all this-in 20 minutes or less! My 20 min session for .6 is going to be much much different than that of a Floyd 'Money' Mayweather type throwing racks upon racks for a 30 min session.
These women are not mechanical bulls that perform the same each and every time so why should I expect my session to mirror another individual? How do I know that the reviewer isn't the reviewee SP herself or even a monger simping hard for freebies or a pimp putting in work for his harem? After being in the game for a minute, I have gradually started moving away from the pros and seeking the gems in the rough. The more reviews I read about a gal, the less and less that I even want to meet with her.[/QUOTE]I hope to get five things from a review;[LIST]If she has pics, is she the chick in the pics[/LIST][LIST]What does she do[/LIST][LIST]Does she do that well[/LIST][LIST]What did it cost[/LIST][LIST]Would you hit it again[/LIST]I get it that you don't repeat, I rarely do myself. In my reviews I say, "I rarely repeat, but if I did I would / wouldn't with her.'.
Of course nobody has any requirement to write reviews on this forum. Also I'm a fully qualified professional monger, I know that YMMV always applies. I'm looking for the kind of sesh you had knowing that mine could be different, but if 10 guys say, "She is the chick in the pix, she does X, Y, and Z, she does all / some / none of them well. It cost, X and I'm going to hit it again next payday, then I can reasonably assume that I'll have a somewhat similar experience.
This forum doesn't hang on any one post (hence why I'm always happy to tell malcontents to get the fuck out) but rather on the aggregate of a chicks reviews.
By the way, when I post in Black Ink like this, it's me the monger, the guy, not me the godlike presence on the forum. If you think I'm full of shit, you're more than welcomed to say so on this thread.
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This report was redacted or deleted to remove sections of the report that were largely argumentative. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information.
How the fuck does a post in category called Rant-and-Rave get deleted for being argumentative? It's a rant. It's a rave.
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Awww fuck
[QUOTE=AaronHamlet;2099669]How the fuck does a post in category called Rant-and-Rave get deleted for being argumentative? It's a rant. It's a rave.[/QUOTE][BLUE]My bad, I read the post and didn't notice it was in Rants and Raves. 100% my bad.
I'm pretty easy to work with and quick to admit my mistakes, perhaps next time you could just drop me a PM.
In any event apologies to Johnny, personally and professionally.
Here's the content of his post that was redacted;[/BLUE]
[QUOTE]"What's wrong with this type of review you ask. Everything! Guy, you said absolutely nothing in your review. The review contained no details of the session. Was she into it? Was the CBJ at least any good? Any details would help here?? Also, type the prices in layman terms, dammitt!! No one has the time to sit there trying to decipher your G.I. Joe codes. Its $40 for 30 minutes or $20 for 15 minutes or whatever your trying to convey. I don't know why some guys like to type it like that. Also, you do not need to space out every letter in your backpage link. KISS (Keep it Simple Stupid). Just copy the link where you got it from and paste it at the bottom of your review. Your not going to get banned or arrested for plagiarism if you copy and paste the direct link here. Sheesh!"[/QUOTE]A2.
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Hmm
I was wondering why my post was deleted. It wasn't aimed at anyone in specific, just critiquing the way some people post. Well, here it is again with some more rants. Reviews that read like this:
[B]I just met Gia the other day. Everything was covered. We did mish then doggie to completion. I will repeat. It was .4 for half and half and .20 for 1/4.
www. a t l a n t a. b a c k p a g e. c o m
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"What's wrong with this type of review you ask. Everything! Guy, you said absolutely nothing in your review. The review contained no details of the session. Was she into it? Was the CBJ at least any good? Any details would help here?? Also, type the prices in layman terms, dammitt!! No one has the time to sit here trying to decipher your G.I. Joe codes. Its $40 for 30 minutes or $20 for 15 minutes or whatever your trying to convey. I don't know why some guys like to type it like that. Also, you do not need to space out every letter in your backpage link. KISS (Keep it Simple Stupid). Just copy the link where you got it from and paste it at the bottom of your review. Your not going to get banned or arrested for plagiarism if you copy and paste the direct link here. Sheesh!
Also, please guys. If your posting a link from a craigslist ad, please ad pics as thumbnails at the bottom of your review. Why? Craigslist ads are frequently flagged so chances are by the time your post is published your ad is flagged and nobody knows what the falk your talking about. Also, do this for backpage reviews too. Those ads are deleted from time to time as well. Ok.
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Obligatory Newbie rant.
Damn, I'm writing what I swore I never would.
If you are brand new to the board, please contribute before you start PMing people for info or asking questions that are a variation on "where the pussy at?
I'm really not trying to sound like some gold star senior member, because I have gotten [I]far[/I] more from this resource than I have given. Still, I have given some, as have many, many of those who frequent the board. In that way, we have paid our bones and get a little leeway in asking those questions or sending PMs.
I was a member here for over two years before I ever posted anything, mainly because new posters were flamed for not paying attention to the rules of the board or asking questions that could only be responded to by RTFF (read the forum fool or something like that). Now, it seems rare for a new poster to get flamed, which is probably good from an acting civilized standpoint. From a "Jesus, you dumbass, we just had a thread about her yesterday" or a "Dude, we aren't going to give up our favorite UTR anal girl to someone who just joined under the name 'poonformyjimmy'" standpoint, I don't think we are doing anyone or the board any favors.
To that end, if you are a newbie reading this, please do us all a favor and post useful information. Use what you learn here to find good ladies to share information about. Read a few review posts that other members seem to like; having members say 'thank you for that information' is your goal. If you get burned, let us know that (as we all have been there, even as we mock you over it). Don't be a dick for the sake of being a dick, but don't be afraid to stand up for yourself. And most of all, don't ever ask a question without reading back a bit and using the search function first.
Do those few things and you'll not piss folks off so much.
DT.
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[quote=admin;2094276][blue]threads like this are becoming more common on the forum and by and large i support them. i think it's a good thing to have a place you can call guys assholes if you want.
however, if you guys do that, then you can't do it at all, and i mean zero tolerance on the review threads.
generally speaking the rules relaxed in here are the argumentative posts. you still can't post arrest reports, personally identifying info, **** stuff (as always), no threats, no racially derogatory stuff, in other words none of the big infractions. you can however call each names until you're blue in the face if you want.
a2[/blue][/quote]pratice what you preach ahole.
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Ok
[QUOTE=QuietCool007;2134678]Pratice what you preach ahole.[/QUOTE]Guys call me an asshole in the fight threads all the time, help yourself.
I feel compelled to point out that it's spelled "Practice" not "Pratice" though.
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Not saying any names but someone is trying way too hard.