[QUOTE=ChaseStar;4915330]I'm NOT normally an advocate of this but if some slot biatch passes out in your car to the point that it takes 30 minutes to wake her up (and the fuck out of your car), then MAYBE you should consider fucking her some more to see if that gets a rise out of her. After all, we're not just paying them for sex, we pay them at the end for them to leave and our time is worth something too. Just saying.[/QUOTE]Yeah, this has happened to me a few times before. I always think of the scene in Animal House, where the girl passes out and the little devil appears on one shoulder saying "Fuck her!" and the other shoulder an angel saying not to.
Many years ago, I was traveling and mongering in a Midwestern city. On one of the strolls, there is a dive bar. It was about 2 am also, saw a pretty young girl stumble out of the bar, clearly wasted. I pulled up and offered her a ride. She accepted since her girlfriend abandoned her at the bar.
She gave me the address to her house, and it was like only 5-7 minutes away, and as I started driving she asked me what I was doing out late. I told her the truth, that street was where working girls ply their trade, but I didn't see anyone about and was heading to my hotel when I saw her and decided to offer a ride since I was there. She slurred and said "I am NOT a prostitute! I said, no, I didn't think she was. A minute later she said, "how much do you pay these girls? I said for a pretty young thing like her I would pay $100. She said, "heck, I need the money and am pretty horny, let's do this!
I find a spot just down from where she lived, pulled off her pants, went down on her. She shuddered with an orgasm, so I got ready and started fucking her, rubbing her clit, and she exploded with another orgasm. Then she passed out. I got my nut, pulled out, and cum was dripping out of her pussy. I got cleaned up, and tried to wake her. No dice, she was out, sitting spread legged in my rental car, splooge running out of her snatch. I had paper towels, cleaned her up. Then I had a terrible thought, what am I going to do? I had a business meeting in like 5 hours. I don't know if you have ever tried to dress a naked passed out girl, but it isn't easy. She had tight pants. I kept envisioning a cop passing by. Finally got her dressed, took like 15 minutes.
I pulled up to the address she gave me. I decided to try again to wake her, and if I couldn't, would carry her to the front door, ring the doorbell and run. After another 15 minutes, she woke up enough for me to help her out of the car. I put the $100 in her purse. Helped her get to her front door and quickly left.