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All this time I've been living in Orlando I have yet to visit any clubs in the area. Now I ask you all. Who's got the freakiest club in town?
I mean I want to see buck naked chicks (and possibly the use of foreign objects). Not that topless go-go-girl stuff. Help a pervert out?
Try Tampa, or further down south. This town is way too tight for that. You are in the land of G strings and pasties.
Gonna have better luck in Tampa.
For crazy girls on stage, nothing extra though, try Cleos on OBT. (About 90% black girls, but they can shake it like a polaroid picture).
For the best looking women, try Rachels South (near the airport)
What about the clubs on 17-92 just over the Seminole county line. Is it pretty much the same like Orlando?
As far as Tampa goes, it is like another world. I enjoy going to 2001 on Dale Mabry, most of the girls are pretty cool and take good care of you in the back room.
Many years ago, Orlando used to be a wild town. You could get blowjobs or more in the clubs, some places were full nude, and they had $5 dances. I remember one club on the trail near I-4 used to put girls out on a swing under a big oak tree. That lured in some busines. It hasn't been that way for a LONG time, though.
Seminole County was the closest thing with full nude and alcohol. Then the Fat Housewives Club shut them down - changed the laws - and nudity is out.
Recently, Lollipops in Daytona won a challenge against the anti-nudity laws. I hear they're now whipping off the panties and still allowed to serve alcohol. I doubt they will get too wild (except during Bike Week or maybe Speed Weeks).
It could be a very long time before Central Florida allows the kind of fun you can see in Tampa, and even that town occasionally cracks the whip.
Why? It's a building with no windows. You can't get offended unless you purposely go inside to see what's happening. Even then, it was your choice to enter.
So then off to Tampa I go!
But in the mean time I will try Cleo's.
Thanks!
What up all? I am heading into Orlando this week I am good on the SW strolls, but I wanted some info on the Strip Clubs Saturday is my Nephews 21st Birthday and I wanted to head out to a club for it. What clubs have a nice selection of Girls and won't cost me a grand by the end of the night. I know that the Doll House and Cabaret (Across the Street) cost a bunch of money. How is Rachaels? I have heard of it and been past it before but never stopped in. Is there a Wide Varaity of girls and is it expencive to get dances. Any info would be appreciated. We are just going to stay in the Orlando Area as that is where my place is. I won't have time to go to tampa or West palm (I know there is alot of clubs there) Thanks!
Jay
Jay,
Don't waste your money in Orlando. Go to Tampa. Oorlando strip clubs suck. All nipples are covered in clear plastic and only topless.
Iceman,
Re-Read the last line of his post.
I Pickum Up,
I would recommend staying on OBT, Rachels is better, but not by much. Start with the Dollhouse (best women on OBT) and then you hit Cabaret or even head further north and there is Cleos (90% ebony women) and Temptations (little trashier). The good things about these is that you will be right around all the SW action.
Take 40 minutes on 528 east and enjoy some real strip clubs. Inner room in Cocoa Beach or Cheaters in Cape Canaveral. Full contact grind-dances are awesome!
[QUOTE=Gavin]Iceman,
Re-Read the last line of his post.
I Pickum Up,
I would recommend staying on OBT, Rachels is better, but not by much. Start with the Dollhouse (best women on OBT) and then you hit Cabaret or even head further north and there is Cleos (90% ebony women) and Temptations (little trashier). The good things about these is that you will be right around all the SW action.[/QUOTE]
Another darkhorse option is Club Harem on Lee Rd just off of I-4. Ladies are hit and miss in the beauty department - but find one you like and pay $ for a bottle and they sit you in a private section where I've gotten plenty of play (on top) and friction dances (on bottom) - and a couple of years ago even hooked up with one. Haven't been there in over a year though - so this info could be outdated.
TV
Thanks for all the info! I will have to check out some of the places. If I was here for longer I would venture down to Tampa. Take it Easy!
/I
There was a 32nd anniversary party Friday night at the Dance Royale club that was advertised in the Orlando Weekly. I didn't make it, but the ad touted free lap dances. Seemed unlikely, given the lid on laps locally. Did anyone check it out?
[QUOTE=Observant Monger]There was a 32nd anniversary party Friday night at the Dance Royale club that was advertised in the Orlando Weekly. I didn't make it, but the ad touted free lap dances. Seemed unlikely, given the lid on laps locally. Did anyone check it out?[/QUOTE]They would have been table dances. I am not sure where you saw the ad, but the one in the OW does say table dances. At that, it would have only been your first one that was on the house (after a $10 admission). As you mentioned, one wouldn't actually get "lap" dances in Orlando.
What was interesting is that they had open bar from 6-8 pm. I actually went there that night but didn't get there until after 8 PM. I didn't know anything about the anniversary party until after I got there (wish I had read the OW before hand) Still, from 8-10 pm they had their happy hour prices which are the least expensive I have ever seen in any gentlemen's clubs and even some mainstream establishments, i.e; 2-4-1 beers (that night, they even had 2-4-1 call and well drinks - I don't even think they have that during their regular happy hours).