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Just wanted to take a moment to give my sincere thanks to Harpo for his great work on rules / tips for Escort Mongering and to Stimulus for taking the time to go back and find this information for us so that we can update it and post it where it is readily available to all new and old Escort Hobbyist to use if they feel the need.
It is extremely nice to see members of such high regard taking the time to help everyone here in our community.
Many Thanks,
KG
Cumslowly, I'll give you a break, then. How 'bout this.
You pick one you like, you call her, you go to her, you pay her, you get arrested for solicitation, you get to spend the night in Uncle Si's hotel, and you get laid by the biggest bull queer in the pen. [B][I]Because you didn't follow the rules. [/I][/B]
Be my guest,"just do it" LOL!
Thinking like this is why newbies get ripped off for thousands of dollars before learning the ropes.
Professor JRW1
[QUOTE=Cumslowly;1117176]Give me a fucking break! How about this. You pick one you like, you call her, you go to her, you pay her, and you get laid. There they are, five fucking rules for seeing an escort. No drama. Just do it.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Nkykinkyguy;1117180]No wonder your are a dribbler being a retard and all. LOL! [/QUOTE]I hope you get herpes muthatrucker. LOL. Much love you kinky bastard.
Betcha the process of our forefathers writing the Declaration of Independence was very similar to the one you guys are trying to initiate.
I have quite a few to ad, and most who know about me will vouch. Let's get the board back to what it is supposed to be, not some afternoon soap opera where everyone is trying to fuck everyone else. Well, wait a minute, that is what the board is about. Sorry I blew up, I will go back to my corner. By the way, shout out to my pals, stimulus, whodeyman, wingman, kyjellyguy, jrywild1. Miss talking to you guys.
[QUOTE=Cumslowly;1117176]Give me a fucking break! How about this. You pick one you like, you call her, you go to her, you pay her, and you get laid. There they are, five fucking rules for seeing an escort. No drama. Just do it.[/QUOTE]Simple minds can develop only the most simple of solutions. Such rudimentary naivety is in some ways like piloting an aircraft. One pilot completes all the items on his checklist and files a flight plan. The other jumps in the plane and if it starts he is in the air. One is much quicker than the other, hell it is a lot more exciting also, as you can rest assured you will probably be seeing the earth up real close moving toward you in excess of one hundred miles an hour. Just my opinion, perhaps RTFF should be changed to RTFR.
[QUOTE=Cumslowly;1117176]Give me a fucking break! How about this. You pick one you like, you call her, you go to her, you pay her, and you get laid. There they are, five fucking rules for seeing an escort. No drama. Just do it.[/QUOTE]Simple minds can develop only the most simple of solutions. Such rudimentary naivety is in some ways like piloting an aircraft. One pilot completes all the items on his checklist and files a flight plan. The other jumps in the plane and if it starts he is in the air. One is much quicker than the other, hell it is a lot more exciting also, as you can rest assured you will probably be seeing the earth up real close moving toward you in excess of one hundred miles an hour. Just my opinion, perhaps RTFF should be changed to RTFR.
[QUOTE=Cumslowly;1117176]Give me a fucking break! How about this. You pick one you like, you call her, you go to her, you pay her, and you get laid. There they are, five fucking rules for seeing an escort. No drama. Just do it.[/QUOTE]To each his own. Personally I like to get a good value for my time. I am rarely disappointed and when I am it's because I was in a hurry and missed the information. In fact most of the time my expectations are exceeded because I choose carefully. If you've won the lottery and you have lots of time, unlimited funds and don't care about the situations you get into, well, then get into the adrenaline rush and do it whatever way you wish. In fact no one here really gives a crap unless you cause the rest of us a problem. Like John Rothless-whatever-his-name (the scumbag from Columbus that stalks the ladies). However, John has now picked on the wrong gal up North. His latest target is ex-military and she likes guns. I can't wait for him to show up at her door. He's such a prick.
Rule # 129,567,432. Be nice to the ladies and they'll be nice to you.
Dave,
I agree that it is not that hard to find an escort. But, I don't think it is as easy to do so [B][I]safely[/I][/B]. Call me a "know it all" if you like, but I don't think you understand what we are trying to do. This list is not so much for the "seasoned veteran" like yourself. You already admitted that after [finally] reading the SW 22 Rules they were common sense stuff and you learned all of this on your own. Great! Good for you. How long did that take? How many times have you been ripped off over your 20 years of mongering? I hope for you that the answers are "After the first time I did it" and "Never," respectively. But, I kinda doubt it.
Our endeavor is an attempt to help out the new Hobbyists to learn a little bit more quickly, have better experiences, and hopefully help them to not get ripped off or arrested. I also hope that maybe we can make a few points that the "seasoned veterans" might appreciate or at least use as a refresher. Hell, in your own post you used a phrase that Harpo says not to use (and he has more experience than you). Read the post that Stimulus re-posted. You shouldn't be using the phrase "pay money for sex". Just because no one helped you, doesn't mean that we can't help others. If you want to be selfish and say that everyone should "learn it for themselves." Fine. That is your decision and you are free to express that point of view.
Furthermore, I have said many times already that it is not my intent to dictate how you should hobby or that this is [B][I]MY [/I][/B]list created solely by me. We have been asking everyone to contribute. We want the collective experience of this [B][I]entire [/I][/B]board in on this. As I have stated, I'm the one [B][I]compiling [/I][/B]the list, not [B][I]creating [/I][/B]it. And so everyone knows, we are going to post a draft of the "rules" for everyone to review, comment on, and make suggestions, and then a more final version will be posted.
And, to clarify, I have been doing this for seven years, but I have only been diligently escort mongering for a little over two years. Two years, Seven years, or 20 years. Who cares? If I have even [B][I]one [/I][/B]suggestion to contribute, it might help someone. That's what we are here for after all. Don't blast me for having done this for a shorter amount of time than you. 20 years of experience doesn't make a genius either (obviously).
Sorry if I am coming off as an ass or a know it all. I just want to help the new members and old members and to make this board better than it is right now. A lot of people have complained about the drama, and the crap, and the lack of information, etc. But, I don't see many of you stepping up to [B][I]DO [/I][/B]anything about it. That is all that I am trying to do.
JRW1
[QUOTE=Dillsborodave;1117266]I agree, its really not that hard to find an escort. Seems like some of the "know it alls" from the escort section want to prove they know it all. I have talked with one of the so called list makers and he told me he has only been doing this for a couple years. So what gives him the right to make a set of rules? Likewise just because someone has over 300 posts does not mean they know much either. But that is just my opinion.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dillsborodave;1116702]I read the the 22 rules and they all seem like common sense stuff. But I am 46 and have been doing this for about 20 years and learned everything on my own. Guess if there are some retards out there that can't figure out how to pay money for sex the rules could help.[/QUOTE]
Good Morning Nati,
Thank you for your warm regards and the good wishes of presents for me. LOL! I will be sure to send your fair share of any and such gifts. Never let it be said that I am not an honorable man that doesn't share his good tidings with his friends. LOL! And you Sir are most assuredly a good friend. As the great orator John Calipari recently expounded "Love You More!" LOL!
Have fun and be safe you retard. LOL!
P. S.
On are more serious note. Sincere thanks to you for all your help. You my friend are a valuable friend and resource that members should pay more attention to.
Your analogy of the Declaration is spot on. Many feel it is indeed a worth while endeavor and others have the 'I had to learn it on my own let them fend for themselves attitude', sad but true. And others just not knowing how important this type of information is in the long run.
Also special thanks to:
Harpo. Our Thomas Jefferson. For writing the terrific first draft. Albeit many years ago. Just shows he was far ahead of his time he was.
Stimulus. Our Alexander Hamilton. For taking the time and doing the leg work to get us as much information as possible on his own.
Getnati. Our John Hancock. For clearly expounding the need for such a document.
JRY Wild1. Our John Adams. For being out editor to issue we get it right.
Everyone please continue to send your thoughts on this to Jry Wild1 so that you are included in his initial list for full board review.
Many Thanks to all.
KG.
[QUOTE=Getnati; 1117457]I hope you get herpes muthatrucker. LOL. Much love you kinky bastard.
Betcha the process of our forefathers writing the Declaration of Independence was very similar to the one you guys are trying to initiate. [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Jry Wild1; 1117836]Dave,
I agree that it is not that hard to find an escort. But, I don't think it is as easy to do so [B][I]safely[/I][/B]. Call me a "know it all" if you like, but I don't think you understand what we are trying to do. This list is not so much for the "seasoned veteran" like yourself. You already admitted that after [finally] reading the SW 22 Rules they were common sense stuff and you learned all of this on your own. Great! Good for you. How long did that take? How many times have you been ripped off over your 20 years of mongering? I hope for you that the answers are "After the first time I did it" and "Never," respectively. But, I kinda doubt it.
Our endeavor is an attempt to help out the new Hobbyists to learn a little bit more quickly, have better experiences, and hopefully help them to not get ripped off or arrested. I also hope that maybe we can make a few points that the "seasoned veterans" might appreciate or at least use as a refresher. Hell, in your own post you used a phrase that Harpo says not to use (and he has more experience than you). Read the post that Stimulus re-posted. You shouldn't be using the phrase "pay money for sex". Just because no one helped you, doesn't mean that we can't help others. If you want to be selfish and say that everyone should "learn it for themselves." Fine. That is your decision and you are free to express that point of view.
Furthermore, I have said many times already that it is not my intent to dictate how you should hobby or that this is [B][I]MY [/I][/B]list created solely by me. We have been asking everyone to contribute. We want the collective experience of this [B][I]entire [/I][/B]board in on this. As I have stated, I'm the one [B][I]compiling [/I][/B]the list, not [B][I]creating [/I][/B]it. And so everyone knows, we are going to post a draft of the "rules" for everyone to review, comment on, and make suggestions, and then a more final version will be posted.
And, to clarify, I have been doing this for seven years, but I have only been diligently escort mongering for a little over two years. Two years, Seven years, or 20 years. Who cares? If I have even [B][I]one [/I][/B]suggestion to contribute, it might help someone. That's what we are here for after all. Don't blast me for having done this for a shorter amount of time than you. 20 years of experience doesn't make a genius either (obviously).
Sorry if I am coming off as an ass or a know it all. I just want to help the new members and old members and to make this board better than it is right now. A lot of people have complained about the drama, and the crap, and the lack of information, etc. But, I don't see many of you stepping up to [B][I]DO [/I][/B]anything about it. That is all that I am trying to do.
JRW1[/QUOTE]I kinda see what you are doing but don't think it is necessary. I would rather see all your time and effort go into getting laid and writing some escort reports instead of being a guidance counselor.
Thank you, Dave. While I disagree regarding your point about whether it is necessary or not, I appreciate your consideration regarding understanding what we are doing.
I also appreciate your concern regarding how often I am getting laid. LOL! To ease your fears, I saw my ATF on Wednesday and saw Stormy very recently as well. Since both have been reported on here before (numerous times) I did not feel obligated to post another report.
And, hey! You gotta have a hobby outside of the Hobby don't you? Otherwise, I would be so exhausted that I wouldn't even be able to get on here and post [B][I]anything![/I][/B] LOL!
Seriously, though. I and others feel this is needed. But, I also understand your point. Since the [B][I]purpose [/I][/B]of this Forum is sharing of information about SW's or Escorts that should be a top priority.
JRW1
[QUOTE=Dillsborodave;1117891]I kinda see what you are doing but don't think it is necessary. I would rather see all your time and effort go into getting laid and writing some escort reports instead of being a guidance counselor.[/QUOTE]
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Sorry about the perceived typos, the post was correct when entered but the auto correct got me and I was unable to take the time to review my post after the auto correct.
KG.
[QUOTE=Nkykinkyguy; 1117883]Good Morning Nati,
Thank you for your warm regards and the good wishes of presents for me. LOL! I will be sure to send your fair share of any and such gifts. Never let it be said that I am not an honorable man that doesn't share his good tidings with his friends. LOL! And you Sir are most assuredly a good friend. As the great orator John Calipari recently expounded "Love You More!" LOL!
Have fun and be safe you retard. LOL!
P. S.
On are more serious note. Sincere thanks to you for all your help. You my friend are a valuable friend and resource that members should pay more attention to.
Your analogy of the Declaration is spot on. Many feel it is indeed a worth while endeavor and others have the 'I had to learn it on my own let them fend for themselves attitude', sad but true. And others just not knowing how important this type of information is in the long run.
Also special thanks to:
Harpo. Our Thomas Jefferson. For writing the terrific first draft. Albeit many years ago. Just shows he was far ahead of his time he was.
Stimulus. Our Alexander Hamilton. For taking the time and doing the leg work to get us as much information as possible on his own.
Getnati. Our John Hancock. For clearly expounding the need for such a document.
JRY Wild1. Our John Adams. For being out editor to issue we get it right.
Everyone please continue to send your thoughts on this to Jry Wild1 so that you are included in his initial list for full board review.
Many Thanks to all.
KG. [/QUOTE]
Whoops! Sorry about that Jackson! Won't happen again, I will insult people via private message from now on. Have a great weekend!
[QUOTE=Nkykinkyguy; 1118056]Sorry about the perceived typos, the post was correct when entered but the auto correct got me and I was unable to take the time to review my post after the auto correct.
KG. [/QUOTE]Yeah, bullshit.
I'm also going to have to respectfully decline the role as John Hancock. I'm WAY to lazy and unproductive to be associated with possibly an historic piece of USASG history.
[QUOTE=Dillsborodave;1117891]I kinda see what you are doing but don't think it is necessary. I would rather see all your time and effort go into getting laid and writing some escort reports instead of being a guidance counselor.[/QUOTE]Quit acting "troll-ish". If it succeeds or fails, what do you give a shit for them trying?