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Whenever I see a fifty-something-year-old man on Skip The Games trying to sell himself to women, I think, either this guy's a freaking genius, or he is totally delusional. Chances are he's a total dumbass.
I know we give Kristy a hard time, but, I think the main problem is her ego. She's charging Faith / Carmen / Grayson prices, saying she keeps herself in shape, when clearly she has not done any cardio in many years. And, she looks like Fred Flintstone. The new pictures did nothing but reaffirm my opinion.
[QUOTE=VirginiaMan7;4079736]Whenever I see a fifty-something-year-old man on Skip The Games trying to sell himself to women, I think, either this guy's a freaking genius, or he is totally delusional. Chances are he's a total dumbass.
I know we give Kristy a hard time, but, I think the main problem is her ego. She's charging Faith / Carmen / Grayson prices, saying she keeps herself in shape, when clearly she has not done any cardio in many years. And, she looks like Fred Flintstone. The new pictures did nothing but reaffirm my opinion.[/QUOTE]And the slabs if brisquite that are her inner thighs make me think that she should pay me to do the deed.
I'm usually quite against body shaming anyone, or otherwise denigrating people for no good reason. Having said that, the context here is a forum wherein we exchange information about providers, ideally accurate and useful information. Often that requires critique and judgment.
With regard to Kristy and her habitual posting while pretending not to be herself. I acknowledge that each person had his own taste which differs from others. Nevertheless, her lack of self awareness borders on the delusional.
I wouldn't fuck her with any member's dick. I hope that she will learn her role in life and stop posting here under fake accounts. Live in your house in South Roanoke that you are so proud of and let your blind regulars take care of it. You are absolutely disgusting. I'd rather get $20 head from a crack ***** or meth addicted chick before you got your lips around my cock. The new pictures do nothing to change our view. You would need to pay half the membership here to get laid. You're dream rates would not even be the start. Please seek life elsewhere.
[QUOTE=DickMassage;4080349]I'm usually quite against body shaming anyone, or otherwise denigrating people for no good reason. Having said that, the context here is a forum wherein we exchange information about providers, ideally accurate and useful information.[/QUOTE]I agree. She has the courage to (presumably) use her own pics. Would you guys really rather she use fake or misleading pics? I see a lot of people posting that they wouldn't meet her based on her ads and posts. Have any of you actually met her? And no, Kristy, meeting yourself doesn't count.
[QUOTE=HabsBurg;4080685]I agree. She has the courage to (presumably) use her own pics. Would you guys really rather she use fake or misleading pics? I see a lot of people posting that they wouldn't meet her based on her ads and posts. Have any of you actually met her? And no, Kristy, meeting yourself doesn't count.[/QUOTE]I have communicated with her to offer what I thought she would be worth to me, which was the going rate for a provider of her appearance. All I got was insults.
Top that with her petty engagement and attempts to drive her business by posing as a monger that had a great experience with her is dishonest. She may as well be Aroura. With her thug pimp, robbing you in the hotel, as portraying herself as worth more than, Say Grayson.
I'll pay Grayson for her time. And all that comes with it. But the mental midget Flintstone. Nah.
I just hope she wasn't lying about moving. Then, maybe, we can have some peace. At least till the next head case comes along.
[QUOTE=HabsBurg;4080685]I agree. She has the courage to (presumably) use her own pics. Would you guys really rather she use fake or misleading pics? I see a lot of people posting that they wouldn't meet her based on her ads and posts. Have any of you actually met her? And no, Kristy, meeting yourself doesn't count.[/QUOTE]I've never seen her and never will. Using her real pics is the only good thing she does. If anyone sees her and complains later, then that's on them. She does need to realize that she has a limited appeal. It's like a pro athlete, once you hit 30, it's downhill from there. Her constant creation of fake shill accounts that describe her as a 'gym rat' or 'hard body' when clearly she's not or mention her expensive house get people stirred up. She should stop pretending to be something she's not.
Has any legit member here actually busted granite with her?
[QUOTE=Spitfire;4080791]I've never seen her and never will. Using her real pics is the only good thing she does. If anyone sees her and complains later, then that's on them. She does need to realize that she has a limited appeal. It's like a pro athlete, once you hit 30, it's downhill from there. Her constant creation of fake shill accounts that describe her as a 'gym rat' or 'hard body' when clearly she's not or mention her expensive house get people stirred up. She should stop pretending to be something she's not.[/QUOTE]So I met her once. Like I previously stated. I used the line. Oh wait. I left my wallet in my truck. Let me get your money.
As I dashed off forever. She's just too ugly. Pussy or not. Tits or not. Ass or not. I will never have relations. Ha with a ugly lady. I just won't. No way. And I agree. She's the one that should be paying us.
Anyone that's been in the game as long as me has some amusing stories, if your confident enough to laugh at yourself.
Three things I've done that I still can't believe:
I was with a knockout Russian Miami traveling agency girl. The agency has you shower before the fun starts. It doesn't count against your hour. I soaked up & used her "shampoo". By far the most suds of any shampoo I've ever used. I yelled out to her to see what it was because I can't read shit without my glasses.
She came in, took one look and almost pissed herself laughing. I had just washed my hair with Vagisil!
The other two bonehead moves I hate to admit I've done twice.
I've left happy and later in the day realized my polo shirt was on inside out.
Also later after leaving a provider I've gone to take a leak to find the cover still on Mr. Happy.
Ok, mongers, I'm not the only pinhead out here! LOL.
[QUOTE=DoggieFan;4085626]Anyone that's been in the game as long as me has some amusing stories, if your confident enough to laugh at yourself.
Three things I've done that I still can't believe:
I was with a knockout Russian Miami traveling agency girl. The agency has you shower before the fun starts. It doesn't count against your hour. I soaked up & used her "shampoo". By far the most suds of any shampoo I've ever used. I yelled out to her to see what it was because I can't read shit without my glasses.
She came in, took one look and almost pissed herself laughing. I had just washed my hair with Vagisil!
The other two bonehead moves I hate to admit I've done twice.
I've left happy and later in the day realized my polo shirt was on inside out.
Also later after leaving a provider I've gone to take a leak to find the cover still on Mr. Happy.
Ok, mongers, I'm not the only pinhead out here! LOL.[/QUOTE]Not with a dream, just a CL hookup, met a married woman from out of town at Hotel Roanoke for a one-night fling. First time I've been asked to choke someone. Still unsure how I feel about that. Anyway, overall it was an amazing experience. Next morning when I got in the elevator, I was smiling like a kid in a candy shop, but all of a sudden I realized my little buddy was throbbing in pain. Reached into my pants, cockring was still on wrapped around my boys, cutting off the circulation. Hadn't even noticed till then. Ended up breaking several blood vessels and having the weirdest purple bruise for a couple weeks. Couldn't explain that one to my wife!
[QUOTE=Jamit;4079741]And the slabs if brisquite that are her inner thighs make me think that she should pay me to do the deed.[/QUOTE]Kristy does perplex me. I've never visited but I've had electronic communication with her and I've seen her social media posts, etc.
I like a woman with brains! But damn, brains with no beauty is a horse-size pill to swallow.
[QUOTE=Vaquero2;4093093]Kristy does perplex me. I've never visited but I've had electronic communication with her and I've seen her social media posts, etc.
I like a woman with brains! But damn, brains with no beauty is a horse-size pill to swallow.[/QUOTE]She looks like Fred Flinstone with 'tits.
Anyone think ole Rico Suave gets some action. A regular magic mike we got.