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Sorry to hear Sizzler went down. I was up in the area last Tuesday and the OPEN sign was up. I have not had any success worth mentioning since the place near Downtown got shut down.
Hopefully something will turn up.
Hobby safe!
I've been lurking this bulletin board for several years. Like many SB mongers, I find that the drive to Oxnard is not always offset by the price and quality, although one is assured of finding what one seeks.
I lamented the departure of the Aero Camino AMP 2 years ago, and the LE closure of the Arrellaga AMP after only a few months of operations, soon after that but in the latter instance, locating in a residential neighborhood is just bad business.
I won't miss the Sizzler, never felt the service was good. SB has been lean for a year.
There is a new place mentioned in a few other posts that has me excited after a few visits. I am one that is reluctant to identify current hotspots by name or location for fear of bringing attention to the wrong people. There's an eletion for sheriff coming up and the incumbent probably wants to score points right about now. Identifying it as a new place narrows it down alot,
This new place has the potential to be great - cute, young Chinese girls from LA, clean facility, and maybe not as rushed as others felt. I got the GFE treatement twice by two different providers. The massage was good, too. I hope it lasts. Santa Barbara prices don't seem so bad when gas to Oxnard and back is $30, not to mention the time on the road.
Stopped by the 'Habit' a week or so ago and had a fun session with a cute C girl.
Enjoyed the table shower - she was wide eyed, but way too big and hard bolt-ons. They were at least 'c''s, she was only 5'2" and quite slim - she told me she was 26.
Nice soft skin and narrow hips..Gave a so-so massage, on the flip she asked what I wanted - ok FS, not alot of action, lots of fake moaning and groaning - I got bored and had her give me a CBJ to get off - she would not do BB.
Tipped .8 and went on my way. The table shower was fun, but I don't know that I will be back soon. Slim pickins in SB.
I found out today that my all time favorite provider is gone.
She worked the place on Hollister and her skills were exemplary.
She became increasingly popular, and I often had to wait to see her.
Often there was someone waiting after me. That's one reason I didn't rave about her here. She was a true gem.
Beauty and Passion. Great service.
I tried a new girl today, she was slim and pretty, gave a pretty good massage. But her FS was full of limitations or off limits. Perhaps perfunctory would best explain it.
Also the place smelled of cigarette smoke when I walked in. Not a good thing, in those unventilated rooms.
Jurassic
Too bad,
It was Candy who I saw at the 'Habit" last month. It is slim in SB.
Does anyone have anything to report about Santa Maria??
Looked like 'Habit' was closed this week. Ended up going down to Ventura...
Looks like everything is closing up in SB. I went by the place on State Street a few times this week. Each time looked all closed up.
I am up in SLO county in Morro Bay. Is really true that this is closest forum to cover Morro Bay??? S.B. is damn far away. I have been hunting around by in other threads and can't find any mention of Morro Bay and surrounding area, except for here. After exploring this board and CL, went to the only AMP I could find in the area. Everything looks like it action can be had there -- and I guarantee someone gets it there. But I didn't. Just a 1/5 hour massage for $40 (that is $40 not $140) plus a $10 tip after confirmed no action was to be had -- but had left $40 on the tip indicating it would be a tip. May try another another time, as I am sure there is at least HR available there.
Any help here? Anyone have experience up here or read this thread from here? And why isn't there a SLO county thread??
Not any action in Morro Bay that know of. Santa Maria has a AMP with some action. Check out Santa Maria Times Classified "massage" it's on Broadway. Sorry, no other info, I don't get up there much. If you hear of something let me know.
[QUOTE=Malo]Not any action in Morro Bay that know of. Santa Maria has a AMP with some action. Check out Santa Maria Times Classified "massage" it's on Broadway. Sorry, no other info, I don't get up there much. If you hear of something let me know.[/QUOTE]
Thanks Malo. BTW, I did go back the the Morro Bay AMP. Again, no action, just a good massage (really was a good massage for an AMP -- I think she is legitimately trained/certified). I am 100% confident that somebody gets an HR release there. This is place is just massage, and obviously caters to men (and another middle-aged white guy arrived as I was leaving). I suspect it takes a couple of trips to break the ice -- probably also scared with the recent bust in Atascadero as I have been reading about all week. So for locals, it may not be a bad option if you're willing to make the investment. But the pay off is probably not great -- I doubt it is any more than a hand release from a woman in her late 40s at best. Thanks again for the advice, Malo.
don't know about AMPs but have read about some memorable providers in SLO area. They include Danielle, SLOFSBM (on my list) and a few others that join on some of the dicussions on sfredbook. Sandy out of ventura (one of the best providers I have ever seen. Super milf) also has started travelling up there on a regular basis.
Is the place on Modoc past La Cumbra, 'Alternative Health' ?? or something like that (back in the office park). Is that still around and worth going to? Any more details on the place in Goleta? I am just trying to plan my schedule and figure out if I should hit up an AMP while in S.B. or proceed down to L.A.
BTW - thanks Mike for the heads-up on Redbook providers.
UPDATE - the post from Labiameister on the other thread answers my question. They did that plastic bag thing with me, too. WTF is up with that???
A couple of weeks ago I visited the El Mercado place on a Friday night at 9 p.m. The provider was really cute and wearing a nice easy access outfit.
I forget her name, but she was working with Ko Ko who was also sexy in a black nightie type dress.
Did a 45 min. session, and massaged her legs and butt while she worked on my back. 5 min. later she switched to soft touch of the nether regions.
Flipped, said I'd liked FS, she wanted donations up front. "How much you give me?" wanted to give her my usual .8 but offered 1.0 since new girl, in less familiar place. She tells me it's usually 1.2! I display empty wallet, she says, "O.K."
Finishes undressing. Really nice body. Firm C cups, probably bolt ons.
She installs the cover, slathers it with oil and jumps on the table - skipping the cbj.
I mentioned this to her, but wrote it off, since I was quite turned on by her body. Proceeded to mish, than doggy, cow girl - she was really watching herself in the mirror.
Actually I recall that in my excitement, I launched my load, while she was riding cowgirl, but continued to enjoy her for another 10 minutes, while I still had wood.
When we were done, I noted that we still had 15 minutes left to do massage: She said "No, I'm too tired, next time I'll give you more time." (Yeah right.)
So I left, and went to the Creekside Bar and heard an excellent cover band.
Their rendition of the Beatle's 'Strawberry Fields Forever' drew me in.
Flirted with a bunch of babes who were dancing with no inhibition. Girls also working the stripper pole. I was massaging one gal's back, climbed up to her neck, and she stopped me because it felt too good and she didn't know me.
Jurassic
Intrigued by how cute and sexy the two providers I had seen a couple of weeks ago; I returned to the El Mercado yesterday at 4:30 p.m.
The parking lot was packed, there are so many offices and businesses in that area. Usually I'm there evenings or weekends when most places are closed.
Found a spot in front of a Tailoring shop up the hill.
Another monger was seated in the waiting area; informed me they told him there could be a one hour wait. Jackie came out and greeted me, said it would be a while. Lulu was the other girl that day.
The fellow monger seemed friendly at first, decided to compare notes.
He wasn't aware of the Foot bath place on Ontare, or the Hamburger Habit spot.
I asked him if Full Service donations were typically 1.0 and he answered stating the house fees, .4 for 1/2 etc. LOL
So we waited in silence, I noticed the fake foliage, and heard some soft moaning action going on in the rooms.
After about 25 minutes, Jackie was ready for me, I pointed to the other guy, since he was there first, she said he was waiting for Lu Lu.
When I saw Lu Lu in the hallway, I could see why- she was the younger, prettier of the two.
At this point I considered bailing, but having invested that much time, decided to see it through.
Actually Jackie's face and body aren't too bad. Probably in her late 30's or early 40s. Did a half hour session. Didn't waste any time feeing her up when she was standing at the head of the table. Hard on the back(really medium touch) quickly shifted to soft at the tail end.
Same routine, wanted donation up front. 1.0, I said I wanted really good service. I asked her to get completely naked; none of that pull the skirt up, and bra down shenanigans.
Installed the cover and she told me to lie on the table.
Gave a vigorous cbj. Than she jumped on cowgirl and immediately started pounding really hard and fast. I had to slow her down, since I wanted a longer ride - not a slam bam. She starts telling me she loves it hard and fast, and that she doesn't get off if it's slow! I remind her that I'm the one who made the donation.
So I tell her to climb off, which she does reluctantly.
Proceed to take her doggy, fingering her clit and rubbing her starfish.
She starts to moan like she's digging it. Than some mish. Once I settled into my routine, and the intial rush of being in the pussy, I was able to ride a good while, getting harder and faster. We finished doggy, with loud slapping noises and her surprised moans, as I gave it to her harder than she expected.
She had a pretty raunchy, pornstar kind of attitude, which was fun.
But her really nasty Caesarian scar was a turn off. I've seen those scars before, but her's was particularly gnarly.Also a weird quarter sized tattoo on her chest, perhaps to cover up what looked like she might have been stabbed once.The cigarette breath was also a turn off.
(man I don't sound very compassionate here.)
Now I realize it might have been better doing her with her clothes pulled up, covering the scars.
So we showered up, and on to the next customer.
I felt kind of disappointed by this whole episode, everything seemed so mechanical, like being on an assembly line.
L 6.5 clothed, 4.5 naked
A 6
S 7.5
Strange paradox: On the one hand, I got the FS I wanted for around what I expected 1.4 total damage. On the other hand I feel like I took one for the team.
I guess I've had some really good luck with the other providers I've had this last year.
Jurassic