Hope this was not on one us...
Just read this in the on-line St. Pete Times:
Until the tragic finish, Jason T****** was having quite a night at the strip club.
The 28-year-old went to the Brass Flamingo, an all-nude gentleman's club on U.S. 19, about 8 p.m. Friday, authorities said.
He sat near the center stage to take in the entertainment. Dancer Vicky Gloria noticed he was spending money freely, so she invited him to the "Champagne Room" for a private dance.
He accepted.
T****** paid for one 30-minute dance, then wanted another, and another.
The private session lasted more than two hours. All the while, T****** was "drinking heavily," Gloria told investigators. About 1 a.m., she asked some male employees to move T****** to another room so he could sleep.
Club employees checked on him periodically, according to an investigator's report. At 2 a.m., someone noticed he had no pulse and was not breathing. A manager called 911.
But T****** was already dead.
He was a health care technician with no criminal record. He lived in Hudson, where a roommate told investigators T******'s only family lived in New York.
Pasco sheriff's spokesman Doug Tobin said there were no signs of foul play. Toxicology tests will be performed to determine T******'s cause of death. Results could take up to six weeks. Gloria told investigators she did not see him take any drugs.
"It's not very often," Tobin said, "that we have somebody go in the Brass Flamingo and wind up deceased."
Sad, but still kind of funny. Wonder if the undertaker will be able to get the smile off of his face. I saw an older fellow keel over due to a heart attack in a local strip club many years ago. It caused quite a scene.