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Massage. I need a time machine to go back 5 years. Remember Kay (AOH), Joy (Tranquility), Violet (TNT) and when on the road in IL, ERS in Belvidere? There used to be smoking hot women, clean and under the radar at a very reasonable price. I remember 45-50 for 1/2 hr and 70 for 1 hr with a smoking babe on 8-9 scale and on a 8-9 quality of service scale (clean, friendly, non scary). Everyone left happy and no tip was expected, everything was inclusive. I do not remember my salary tripling in the last 5 years, but rates have tripled. No one seems to offer basic cable. You have to buy cinemax, hbo 1-2-3, showtime 1-2-3, and everything else. I don't want the french chanel. Why should I have to pay for the french chanel if I am not going to watch it? If you ask them about a la carte they first laugh at you and then just RIP you a new one, fiercly. Anything above basic cable just attracts too much attention. Are there no ladies left that see the economic benefit of long term, basic service, reasonable rates that encourage repeat customers. I had a steady thing going for a bit and now I see just a massage (nothing else!) from a non scary lady/location is $1. 5-2. Go ahead and tear me a new one, but I can't be the only nut out there looking for this. Why are massage rates now 95% of full service rates? Shouldn't half the service be half the price? I don't want a massage from a nun but it should not be a stretch to find a semi attractive female in attractive sexy outfit that does the ocassional glance touch that does not expect a wheelbarrow full of roses to start out with, and then pester me for upgrades I do not want and then either do not deliver on the upgrades or gets pouty when not upgraded and the quality of service goes into the tank.
Anybody here still have a number for Polynesian Tamara? When I last called her old number in '07, I reached a currently-working girl who knew where Tamara was working (legit job at MOA), but now I've even lost the old number and will be visiting MN again soon. help, anybody?
Willy
Man - that brings back good memories. Tamara was a pro in every sense of the word. She was careful, gave good value, had a really cute face and bod and knew the score. She played the game long making sure clients were happy and wanted to return. Her Russian and DT were superb. I hope she's OK.
But if you are looking for her you will probably need a psychic.
Wolfe.
[QUOTE=Chilly Willy]Anybody here still have a number for Polynesian Tamara? When I last called her old number in '07, I reached a currently-working girl who knew where Tamara was working (legit job at MOA), but now I've even lost the old number and will be visiting MN again soon. help, anybody?
Willy[/QUOTE]
Due to a lack of advance intel (which may be due to a lack of AMP action in the Cities these days), I ended up going to Oriental Massage ([url]http://minneapolis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/oriental-massage-welcome-to-paradise/2265288[/url]) on a recent quick Cities visit. It was just about exactly what I expected. Inconspicuous location and building, Korean staff, rushed service, and overpriced HE. As depressing as it was fulfilling.
What made it even worse was that to get there, I went right past a place (now boarded-up) on E Hennepin that used to house a great AMP. Back in the early 80s, it was one of many, many places around that was guaranteed and cheap. You may think this is an exaggeration, but these places numbered in the dozens back then.
Man. Makes a guy wonder some times.
Willy
Man. Makes a guy wonder some times.
This place is interesting. I've been there 4 times. The first was excellent. Great TS and good massage, excellent HE. 2d time, it was closed. I heard busted. 3d time, average TS, excellent massage, painful HE. Last time. Got in the door, price had been increased to I think. 8 for an hour, and when I told her that would leave me with only. 4 for a tip, she all but chased me out and said come back with $$. I laughed and left. Haven't been back.
[QUOTE=Horn Dog Too]Man. Makes a guy wonder some times.
This place is interesting. I've been there 4 times. The first was excellent. Great TS and good massage, excellent HE. 2d time, it was closed. I heard busted. 3d time, average TS, excellent massage, painful HE. Last time. Got in the door, price had been increased to I think. 8 for an hour, and when I told her that would leave me with only. 4 for a tip, she all but chased me out and said come back with $$. I laughed and left. Haven't been back.[/QUOTE]I asked a very similar question and all I got was silence from the board and a provider reamed me a new one thinking it was a personal attack on her. These massage. And when I say massage I mean it includes a hand release. Places are out of their minds when they want $$+ for a painful HE. Apparently we are in the extreme minority with this opinion.
Dude,
I asked a simple question in a pm to you about WTF you were talking about vis a vis violet ( for the record I don't know her and have never seen her) but i was curious. You sent back 6 rambling pages where you went from complaining directly to violet as if you were talking to her, to me ( I think but it was hard to tell), to rambling about you real estate agent to ...
My point still stands. You are unfocused in your writing. 6 pm's is a bit much for a short question. we get it. You want a Jack shack and you want it to have the same prices that you got back in your youth 25 years ago.
And you also don't like the fact that violet doesn't "listen" to you and set up the very kind of company you desire. How dare she say no. After all you are asmart guy and if only violet and the rest of the dunderheads on usasg would realize your genius we would all be better off and you would get jacked at a low price.
Does that about sum it up?
Wolfe
[QUOTE=Hemassage]I asked a very similar question and all I got was silence from the board and a provider reamed me a new one thinking it was a personal attack on her. These massage. And when I say massage I mean it includes a hand release. Places are out of their minds when they want $$+ for a painful HE. Apparently we are in the extreme minority with this opinion.[/QUOTE]
Wolfe,
Thanks for bringing closure to a worthless rant. That is not what this board is all about. Nice work!
And for the record, I *HAVE* seen Violet and think she is fantastic.
- JT
[QUOTE=Wolfgang]Dude,
I asked a simple question in a pm to you about WTF you were talking about vis a vis violet ( for the record I don't know her and have never seen her) but i was curious. You sent back 6 rambling pages where you went from complaining directly to violet as if you were talking to her, to me ( I think but it was hard to tell), to rambling about you real estate agent to ...
My point still stands. You are unfocused in your writing. 6 pm's is a bit much for a short question. we get it. You want a Jack shack and you want it to have the same prices that you got back in your youth 25 years ago.
And you also don't like the fact that violet doesn't "listen" to you and set up the very kind of company you desire. How dare she say no. After all you are asmart guy and if only violet and the rest of the dunderheads on usasg would realize your genius we would all be better off and you would get jacked at a low price.
Does that about sum it up?
Wolfe[/QUOTE]
While visiting up in the Twin Cities I ventured into Central Sauna and met with Maureen.
She's a MILF type who, while no hardbody, is soft in all the right places.
Standup shower followed by a chat about what type of massage I would like. She was very detailed about what style she provides and asked if there were any areas I did not want her working on.
I chose a medium massage and was not disappointed.
Cost was $80 for the hour and for such an excellent massage I tipped $120 (it was that good).
I don't think you'll be disappointed.
Cincy,
I know it is your money to do with what you will, but honestly a tip of $120? Tipping like that raises the cost for everyone. I encourage you not to do it unless the service is unfreaking believable.
I don't pay that much unless I get at least an hour or 90 minutes with multiples and BBBJ. I want PSE for that much cash.
But hey, good report.
Wolfe
[QUOTE=Cincy]While visiting up in the Twin Cities I ventured into Central Sauna and met with Maureen.
She's a MILF type who, while no hardbody, is soft in all the right places.
Standup shower followed by a chat about what type of massage I would like. She was very detailed about what style she provides and asked if there were any areas I did not want her working on.
I chose a medium massage and was not disappointed.
Cost was $80 for the hour and for such an excellent massage I tipped $120 (it was that good).
I don't think you'll be disappointed.[/QUOTE]
Last week I was visiting the Twin Cities on business and since I was bored one night in my hotel room I started scanning the local BP and craigslist ads. I found one in the therapeutic section of CL that led me to a website that looked interesting. They advertised a Vichy Shower and massage. A search of the place on a massage parlor website indicated that this place my also offer a little more so I thought I would give it a try. I called but it was to close to closing to get an appointment for that night but I made an appointment for the next evening. On the phone we settled on a 90 minute massage with shower for a price of 165, which I know is high but I hoped indicated a high level of service. When I arrived at the strip mall location I found it to be a highly visible and somewhat busy tanning salon. I was greeted inside by two young cute attendants. Mine was about 5'4, thin and very cute. She tok me on a tour of the location showing me the shower room which had the shower and a nice massage table. She told me that normally for a 90 minute session we would use this room, but because of scheduling conflict with the shower we would be using an adjacent room for the massage and then would move here when it was time for the shower. The room we went to was small and the table was a little rickety. I was told to undress and that it was my choice as to if I wanted to be covered during the massage or not. I undressed and laid down uncovered on the table to help indicate my intentions for extra services if available. I also laid out the tip money I had brought even though the house fee had not been collected. My attendant came in and began what was a very mediocre massage. She had obviously been show some massage technique but was not trained. I know because as we were talking I mentioned the tightness in my IT bands and she had no idea what I was talking about. She was extremely friendly and pleasant and we chatted for the whole time. Throughout our conversation I would indicate that I was up for anything she was up for and at one point during the conversation even asked her if other services were available. She told me no, that they were strictly therapeutic. I was a bit disappointed. For the money I was paying for this massage I would expect either a very good, professional massage or a 'massage" that is only a prelude to more activities. When the 90 minutes of massage were over (that is a long time for a massage with no extras) we went to the shower room. There she gave me an OK shower but made sure to use a towel to wash my sensitive areas. After the shower I was placed on the table in that room where she dried me off and then gave me a light touch massage. Her fingers felt good on my skin and she even moved close to my boys. When I flipped over here I was excited and enlarged and she continued the light touch massage on my front side but she never went any farther. When she told me we were done she left the room and I got dressed. On the way out they collected the fee and I left a.2 tip.
I'm not sure if I got blocked from any additional attention because I was new and from out of town or if this place does not offer anything. I can not imagine that they would be around long as a legitimate massage studio if they are not providing a trained professional masseuse. Based on my tip I would not suggest this place. While YMMV and they may offer other things to other people it is just to much money for a gamble that may not pay off.
Scott,
That is truly too bad. Myself, I never visit jack shacks but then again, I have rarely had any good experiences in them. They are, in my opinion, companies that designed to separate you from your cash with a minimum of muss or fuss. Have I had a good time at one. Yes, but it is rare (there was this one time at the now closed Yoshiko's in Duluth with this young blonde spinner / stipper who really needed the cash. Great tits and she wore glasses and she looked like Leah Luv and she was really young looking and I busted a nut on her glasses. Sigh. Good times.
But that was massively the exception. I just like being in control and in a jack shack control is the last thing you have. Of course I have only done massage places in Portland and the TC and both places are notorious for bad service. Now SanFrancisco however. Asian poon is popping off the trees like crazy.
So next time you are in town and just need to bust a nut, drop me a PM and I'll see if I can make a recommendation. There is lots of good talent in this town, but most of it flies under the radar.
Wolfe.
[QUOTE=Scottyscott; 1074996]Last week I was visiting the Twin Cities on business and since I was bored one night in my hotel room I started scanning the local BP and craigslist ads. I found one in the therapeutic section of CL that led me to a website that looked interesting. They advertised a Vichy Shower and massage. A search of the place on a massage parlor website indicated that this place my also offer a little more so I thought I would give it a try. I called but it was to close to closing to get an appointment for that night but I made an appointment for the next evening. On the phone we settled on a 90 minute massage with shower for a price of 165, which I know is high but I hoped indicated a high level of service. When I arrived at the strip mall location I found it to be a highly visible and somewhat busy tanning salon. I was greeted inside by two young cute attendants. Mine was about 5'4, thin and very cute. She tok me on a tour of the location showing me the shower room which had the shower and a nice massage table. She told me that normally for a 90 minute session we would use this room, but because of scheduling conflict with the shower we would be using an adjacent room for the massage and then would move here when it was time for the shower. The room we went to was small and the table was a little rickety. I was told to undress and that it was my choice as to if I wanted to be covered during the massage or not. I undressed and laid down uncovered on the table to help indicate my intentions for extra services if available. I also laid out the tip money I had brought even though the house fee had not been collected. My attendant came in and began what was a very mediocre massage. She had obviously been show some massage technique but was not trained. I know because as we were talking I mentioned the tightness in my IT bands and she had no idea what I was talking about. She was extremely friendly and pleasant and we chatted for the whole time. Throughout our conversation I would indicate that I was up for anything she was up for and at one point during the conversation even asked her if other services were available. She told me no, that they were strictly therapeutic. I was a bit disappointed. For the money I was paying for this massage I would expect either a very good, professional massage or a 'massage" that is only a prelude to more activities. When the 90 minutes of massage were over (that is a long time for a massage with no extras) we went to the shower room. There she gave me an OK shower but made sure to use a towel to wash my sensitive areas. After the shower I was placed on the table in that room where she dried me off and then gave me a light touch massage. Her fingers felt good on my skin and she even moved close to my boys. When I flipped over here I was excited and enlarged and she continued the light touch massage on my front side but she never went any farther. When she told me we were done she left the room and I got dressed. On the way out they collected the fee and I left a.2 tip.
I'm not sure if I got blocked from any additional attention because I was new and from out of town or if this place does not offer anything. I can not imagine that they would be around long as a legitimate massage studio if they are not providing a trained professional masseuse. Based on my tip I would not suggest this place. While YMMV and they may offer other things to other people it is just to much money for a gamble that may not pay off. [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Wolfgang; 987048]Man. That brings back good memories. Tamara was a pro in every sense of the word. She was careful, gave good value, had a really cute face and bod and knew the score. She played the game long making sure clients were happy and wanted to return. Her Russian and DT were superb. I hope she's OK.
But if you are looking for her you will probably need a psychic.
Wolfe. [/QUOTE]Tamara and I were very, very close once upon a time. Getting together many times just because we enjoyed each others company (and the sex was great too). Then she got married again and I lost touch with her. Seeing her name again brings back so many great memories.
Skyline Massage which used to be in an old mansion on Blaisdell Ave has moved to downtown Mpls and changed their name to Surreal Body Works.
I stopped in today and saw that many of the same girls are still working. I saw a cute young woman named Talia who give me a good massage with a nice finish. I think different staff members may offer more.
The studio is clean and comfortable. Even though they have moved into a nicer office the prices have not risen. I hope to visit a little more often.