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I had a great experience with a Black woman called Chris last week at my hotel. She is very discreet and careful in her conatct which was all done through email.
She arrived on time and was clean and professional but very easy going -- she is not the prettiest woman you will see but she is quite attractive and and had nice firm tits and a nice ass. It was much more like a GFE session with a lot of kissing and DATY and sucking in general but in a very convincing and frenzied kind of way. I made her cum with my fingers and she was really wriggling and rolling all over and really got into it. Then she proceeeded to give me one of the best BBBJs I've had -- usually I find it hard to cum from this but with her I came in her mouth but she did not swallow.
She was so appreciative of her cumming that she was willingto give me another go right away and started sucking on me right away again but I had cum so hard that I could not get into it right away. I will call her again when I am back in town and this time focus on riding her as I am sure she will be really fun with this too. She was alsways receptive to feedback esp on the BJ and had it just right so I did not feel like doing anything else.
Also had an encounter with an older and not so attractive white woman called LisaofAlexandria. She talked on and on and if I had not been so horny I would have sent her away.
But we finally got down to it and she is too heavy to go on top so after some mish I pounded her in doggy. I would not receommned her unless you are really out of other options.
I visited Stephanie today at convenient location in Springfield. She is all over CL. No surprise, all was as advertised. She went the extra miles to please me. That was a good GFE experience.
Look: 4
Service: 6
Has anyone ever visited this one? I'd like a detailed trip report if someone would be willing to share!
I spoke to her on the phone once a while back and she seems really flaky.
JJ
[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Has anyone ever visited this one? I'd like a detailed trip report if someone would be willing to share!
I spoke to her on the phone once a while back and she seems really flaky.
JJ[/QUOTE]
Sleazebum, I don't have first hand experience with Collette but I've seen her ads and reviews on other local boards. She's legit. But one of the reviews said she was a nonstop talker and had an incall location that was eccentric (lots of memorobilia around the place).
Her rates seem to vary from week to week. I've seen her advertise 1 hour for $150... not bad for an escort.
I saw Collette a long time ago. A bit heavy, buy not too bad. She is a talkative flake. Her condo looked like a 50's museum. She is legit, all covered, prices and YMMV.
I will see about trying her out sometime after the first of the month. If I do I'll provide as full a report as I can.
Again, if anyone else has any experience with her, please tell me all about it.
JJ
I saw Collette a while back, and YMMV, but for me, she was not worth the tuition paid. She was pretty much into herself and rushed the entire time. She had a smoking set of tits, but seemed very unsure of herself and her action.
She was not a multiple drink lady, and was ready to end the meeting, as soon as the coffee cup was dry.
I have not and would not repeat.
She does have some neat 50's stuff though, and wanted to open a diner somewhere. She is well on her way to having enough decorations.
I Visited Jada in Springfield today. Found her on CL. Incredible body and fantastic attitude. FS after she made sure I was not LE. I will see her again.
FW Disaster.
I saw Collette a few years ago and went for a return visit a few months ago. Her tits are still nice, but she has put on weight and doesn't look as much like her pictures on eros as she did back then. She used to run specials at $100 for the hour and has been advertising lately at $150. I will not be making a return visit, but to each his own. Oh, and she has moved her location from the apartment she used to have to a house in the suburbs. It was not as convenient and easy to get to as her old place.
As always, YMMV.
Gilmore
I finally made contact with Collette today. She is really a nice person! Tall, KILLER top!
Right much of a belly but it seems firm. Has a cat who supervisies activities.
Well worth the trip and I WILL return!
Check her out!
JJ
No one else has seen an escort in VA since I did???
WTF?
JJ
[QUOTE=Sleazebum]No one else has seen an escort in VA since I did?
WTF?
JJ[/QUOTE]Hi JJ,
I had one posted on the DC area => escorts
07-14-06 at 14:00 #45
Diana report
Thanks
LDL
So here I am on a Tuesday afternoon with nothing to do. Day off, SO is out of town and I just got paid. Decided to break with tradition and wander away from AMP Land and over to Escort Land.
Big mistake.
I found a CL listing for a college girl seeking extra money. Price was right at 1.5 for the hour, another .5 for a trip to Greece. Contacted Miss College Student (hereinafter called MCS) by email and she gave directions to her college. Figured life doesn't get much better than this. I figured wrong.
MCS met me on the college campus, and right away I knew something was wrong. First, she was much heavier in person than in her CL pic. (Note to self: A gross misrepresentation of this sort will usually mean trouble. Stop thinking with the little head.) Second, she had me drive her to a local motel to get a room but needed the cash up front to pay for it. I reluctantly agreed, but only after she agreed to leave her personal belongings -- a small purse and duffel bag -- in the car with me while she went to secure said motel room. She comes back and says we're good to go.
I don't know what made me ask about protection, but I did. Asked her if she had any. She said no, most guys bring their own. Since I have a SO, and since I've been snipped, keeping that kind of stuff around is risky business. Off we go to a local gas station to pick up said protection.
Thirty minutes after our scheduled appointment time, we waltz into the motel room. Given the hotter-than-hades climate we've been driving around in, I politely suggest that she take a shower. Much to my relief, she agreed.
Thirty five minutes after scheduled appointment time, she emerges from the shower. Fresh as a daisy. Sort of.
She climbs into bed with me and announces that she doesn't do anything uncovered. Nothing. No kissing, no sucking, no nothing. She started with a long dissertation of how one of her college friends got throat gonorrhea by going down on a client bare back. (Didn't know there was such a thing as throat gonorrhea, but hey we learn something every day.) OK, I thought, here's a chick who's willing to take it up the bum, but no bareback anything. Not ideal, but since I'm into this date for $50 (cost of motel room), might as well go through with it.
That's when the smell hit. Something about her was way wrong in the odor department.
Stick your index finger in your navel and swish it around for a minute or two. Then sniff it. Take that smell and multiply it by a factor of 10 and that's what I experienced. It's the mind-numbing, I-think-I'm-gonna-puke smell that hit me like a kick to the nuts. Actually, a kick to the nuts would have been more pleasant.
I had to stop the date. It was either that or puke all over the sheets. Told her I wasn't feeling well (which was true) and I had to leave. Time to chalk one up to experience, learn from it and move on. I quickly got dressed and headed for the exit.
Driving home, it occurred to me how far I've sunk. Fat chicks, malodorous body parts and seedy motel rooms. I felt ashamed and disgusted.
From now on, it's only AMPs for me!
As I was driving home, I couldn't get the smell out of my mind. How could something smell so bad? Was it the 95+ degree temps? Did she have poor hygiene? Were her privates rotten? The smell lingered in my mind as if it was still in the car.
Then I made the mistake of sniffing my left hand. I damned near drove off the road. I didn't wash before leaving the motel room, and the freakin' stench was still on my hands. (How is it possible for a hand to look clean yet have an unbearable stench?)
Here it is almost 6 hours after the appointment. I'm home and have washed my hands in every detergent know to man. Even invented one of my own: Tide detergent, a little water, a squirt or two of Dawn dishwashing soap (if it takes grease out of the way, it has to work on smells, right?) No joy. My left hand looks squeaky clean but there is a faint, unmistaken odor of vaginal juice that's still there.
Thinking about amputating my left hand...
That was the best. It's too bad they don't come with scratch and sniff options. Also, another one in the unpleasant suprise department is when you believe you have a real spinner, but she takes her clothes off to reveal extra flab around the middle. Absolute erection killer. Someone needs to start a list of erection killers relating to the SW, Amp, Escort, and CL providers. Great story.
[QUOTE=Love AMPs]So here I am on a Tuesday afternoon with nothing to do. Day off, SO is out of town and I just got paid. Decided to break with tradition and wander away from AMP Land and over to Escort Land.
Big mistake.
I found a CL listing for a college girl seeking extra money. Price was right at 1.5 for the hour, another .5 for a trip to Greece. Contacted Miss College Student (hereinafter called MCS) by email and she gave directions to her college. Figured life doesn't get much better than this. I figured wrong.
MCS met me on the college campus, and right away I knew something was wrong. First, she was much heavier in person than in her CL pic. (Note to self: A gross misrepresentation of this sort will usually mean trouble. Stop thinking with the little head.) Second, she had me drive her to a local motel to get a room but needed the cash up front to pay for it. I reluctantly agreed, but only after she agreed to leave her personal belongings -- a small purse and duffel bag -- in the car with me while she went to secure said motel room. She comes back and says we're good to go.
I don't know what made me ask about protection, but I did. Asked her if she had any. She said no, most guys bring their own. Since I have a SO, and since I've been snipped, keeping that kind of stuff around is risky business. Off we go to a local gas station to pick up said protection.
Thirty minutes after our scheduled appointment time, we waltz into the motel room. Given the hotter-than-hades climate we've been driving around in, I politely suggest that she take a shower. Much to my relief, she agreed.
Thirty five minutes after scheduled appointment time, she emerges from the shower. Fresh as a daisy. Sort of.
She climbs into bed with me and announces that she doesn't do anything uncovered. Nothing. No kissing, no sucking, no nothing. She started with a long dissertation of how one of her college friends got throat gonorrhea by going down on a client bare back. (Didn't know there was such a thing as throat gonorrhea, but hey we learn something every day.) OK, I thought, here's a chick who's willing to take it up the bum, but no bareback anything. Not ideal, but since I'm into this date for $50 (cost of motel room), might as well go through with it.
That's when the smell hit. Something about her was way wrong in the odor department.
Stick your index finger in your navel and swish it around for a minute or two. Then sniff it. Take that smell and multiply it by a factor of 10 and that's what I experienced. It's the mind-numbing, I-think-I'm-gonna-puke smell that hit me like a kick to the nuts. Actually, a kick to the nuts would have been more pleasant.
I had to stop the date. It was either that or puke all over the sheets. Told her I wasn't feeling well (which was true) and I had to leave. Time to chalk one up to experience, learn from it and move on. I quickly got dressed and headed for the exit.
Driving home, it occurred to me how far I've sunk. Fat chicks, malodorous body parts and seedy motel rooms. I felt ashamed and disgusted.
From now on, it's only AMPs for me!
As I was driving home, I couldn't get the smell out of my mind. How could something smell so bad? Was it the 95+ degree temps? Did she have poor hygiene? Were her privates rotten? The smell lingered in my mind as if it was still in the car.
Then I made the mistake of sniffing my left hand. I damned near drove off the road. I didn't wash before leaving the motel room, and the freakin' stench was still on my hands. (How is it possible for a hand to look clean yet have an unbearable stench?)
Here it is almost 6 hours after the appointment. I'm home and have washed my hands in every detergent know to man. Even invented one of my own: Tide detergent, a little water, a squirt or two of Dawn dishwashing soap (if it takes grease out of the way, it has to work on smells, right?) No joy. My left hand looks squeaky clean but there is a faint, unmistaken odor of vaginal juice that's still there.
Thinking about amputating my left hand...[/QUOTE]