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Bird satuday for 2 hours. 12 to 2 then went to san gabrial for some massage and then drinking. Bird was almost empty. I sit down and get a girl on each side of me. They were friends. Just talking while one rubbed me good. Dances from 4 different girls all trying to get me to the 100 curtain booth. But, I had too much fun just 10 dollar dances. One sweet white girl went down my pants and pulled it out to slide it between her tits. Some other latina ***** yanked my shorts down and slipped and slide on my rod. She also kissed me, and really did a cowgirl grind. She was great. When I started leaving one girl ran up to me and said one more. She said it would be good. Ok ok Im always a sucker. She yanked my shorts too and did this in and out with just the tip. Begging me to go 100 pvt. I said just do a good job here I will tip. She then slid all the way down my cock and just wiggled the rest of the song. I gave her 40 and she was happy.
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[QUOTE=Cash Value]She yanked my shorts too and did this in and out with just the tip. Begging me to go 100 pvt. I said just do a good job here I will tip. She then slid all the way down my cock and just wiggled the rest of the song. I gave her 40 and she was happy.[/QUOTE]Dang, isn't that, like, BBFS? I mean, it was only for a minute or so, but still. Quite some risk you took there, bro. But it was hella nice, I admit.
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[QUOTE=Cash Value]Bird satuday for 2 hours. 12 to 2 then went to san gabrial for some massage and then drinking. Bird was almost empty. I sit down and get a girl on each side of me. They were friends. Just talking while one rubbed me good. Dances from 4 different girls all trying to get me to the 100 curtain booth. But, I had too much fun just 10 dollar dances. One sweet white girl went down my pants and pulled it out to slide it between her tits. Some other latina ***** yanked my shorts down and slipped and slide on my rod. She also kissed me, and really did a cowgirl grind. She was great. When I started leaving one girl ran up to me and said one more. She said it would be good. Ok ok Im always a sucker. She yanked my shorts too and did this in and out with just the tip. Begging me to go 100 pvt. I said just do a good job here I will tip. She then slid all the way down my cock and just wiggled the rest of the song. I gave her 40 and she was happy.[/QUOTE]Nice! Dang What are the best days/times to go to the Bird? I would think sat. would be the worst day to go lol.
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[QUOTE=Tamno3]Dang, isn't that, like, BBFS? I mean, it was only for a minute or so, but still. Quite some risk you took there, bro. But it was hella nice, I admit.[/QUOTE]Are you freaking crazy? I always have a hat on under my shorts. Think Im going to let some skank slide down my zucchini bareback? Not happening. Always wear a hat under your shorts so you dont make a mess in your pants fool.
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[QUOTE=Cash Value]Are you freaking crazy? I always have a hat on under my shorts. Think Im going to let some skank slide down my zucchini bareback? Not happening. Always wear a hat under your shorts so you dont make a mess in your pants fool.[/QUOTE]
Hey CV, I was in the club that Saturday afternoon too - would have arrived around the time you were leaving, but didn't have too similar of an experience. I think you have perhaps inadvertently given an A-1 tip for taking standard deep orange mileage available in a club like this, into the deep red zone. However, not all the boyz including this old boy can pull it off. That is, having a condom on at all times that it matters. I don't have any functionality issues when it comes to sex, but I don't stay condom ready hard in a strip club. The wood comes and goes so a condom applied at 1:45 is sliding down my trouser leg at 1:56, or maybe even 1:52 if constant and direct stimulation is not happening. CV has got the gift of priapism!
Bottom line is the dancers profoundly love it when you've got a condom on and they certainly know if you do or if you don't....in this club usually within 14 seconds of introducing themselves at your table. If you got that cock ready and dressed for action, PLUS you're wearing easily yankable shorts, you can expect a yanking and a mounting for your lousy $10 at the Bird from a decent percentage of the dancers.
But I'm a different dude - wear long pants commando and PL Pro style (soft cotton and way too large). In general, I don't desire anything more than manual attention to the crotch during a lap dance, though I never argue with a blowjob. I am a "fool" with no qualms about sending a flood rushing through my trou at the club, though I don't schedule any business meetings or church picnics for the immediate aftermath.
Approximately 100% of the birdies massage my unit and most pleasingly, all surrounding geographical regions both at the table and during dances, but only about 25-30% actually unzip and liberate the lad at his most enthusiastic from the trouser prison. When they do, the pleasure factor usually goes down since the best PL Pros are no more a barrier to pleasure than a thin cotton condom, and permit more sensation to get through than latex (though they make terrible condoms as they are porous). I don't know if many guys have taken notice of the phenomenon that when you're zipped up during one of these encounters, the dancers will sensually work your entire package including tantalizing testicular massage which brings me incredibly sustained pleasure. But once your boy is liberated, the hand action becomes something akin to milking a cow's teat....definitely not as much fun for me, especially without lube. I do pre-lube before entering the Bird.
I've been going to strip clubs since they were invented and was present for the shocking birth of the lap dance and mutual dancer/customer molestation at one infamous ground zero venue in New York City in the late 1970's (up until then "strip clubs" were burlesque theaters and customers didn't touch dancers much less grapple with them groin to groin), and I'm usually very selective about choosing a dancer to play with. I've done all there is to do in SCs more times than I'd care to admit, but somehow this Dirty Bird just constantly amazes me. I had actually given up going to strip clubs until I discovered this one thanks to posts here and elsewhere and personal tips. It is the club I've have the most consistently good time at - a shocking 100% satisfaction level by the time I hit the exit. It's as if these girls are actually trained - they all do the right thing to push our buttons while at other clubs I'm often astonished at how moronic and clueless most of the dancers appear to be in the art of obtaining the interest and ardor of a customer. It's NOT complicated ladies! I offered this to one of the dancers one afternoon and she responded, "yes, and I'm the trainer" - so there you go!
I am also astonished that only 1-2 dancers here have ever asked me for a tip. I am rarely asked to go to the VIP room. I never do go to the VIP rooms as I get all I need during the $10 laps for an absurdly low total cost. My only complaint is the WAY over the top ladies' drink hustle that comes particularly from the little cutie pie blond waitress on the Sat day shift. Her methods cross the line and can genuinely lead to scaring away some customers who don't have a thick skin for this bullshit. Dancers have complained about her to me since she is sending some guys for the exits. She's adorable but it is better to keep a distance from her as any amount of getting to know her will motivate her to take the hustle to greater extremes. However, I'm still actively trying to persuade her to suck my dick.
Keep in mind that in most nude clubs, the dancers share the lap dance take with the house, and then tip out on top of that. In this club, the dancers keep all their lap dance proceeds aside from any tip outs they do. Dances are not counted or watched by ex-convicts with clipboards as in other clubs, and girls can do freebies if it pleases them. I've found them to be scrupulously honest about dance counts at this club - sometimes stating a lower number of dances than I thought happened and only once did a girl ever state a number higher than my own calculations...I told her I thought she was mistaken and she instantly backed off the number.
I will buy a drink on a rare occasion that a girl sits with me who I want sitting with me for an extended period, and provides actively stimulating company at the table. Otherwise my thinking is that I'd rather just extend a lap dance session by 1-2 dances which supplies the dancer with money to pay for her drink quota if necessary. So I get something for my $10-20 whereas buying a lady's drink at a club like this is no more than charitable giving when you don't desire her extended company. I do tip for special events on the lap couch, but modestly. I'd be happy to share the wealth were I a rich man, but alas, I am not. I frequently use a well received line in English and to even better affect in Spanish in a club like the Bird...."I am not cheap, I am poor - and I trust that you understand the difference".
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You're joking, right?[QUOTE=Cash Value]Are you freaking crazy? I always have a hat on under my shorts. Think Im going to let some skank slide down my zucchini bareback? Not happening. Always wear a hat under your shorts so you dont make a mess in your pants fool.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Cash Value]Are you freaking crazy? I always have a hat on under my shorts. Think Im going to let some skank slide down my zucchini bareback? Not happening. Always wear a hat under your shorts so you dont make a mess in your pants fool.[/QUOTE]Hmmm so I'm not alone. Well, in the sense that. I've thought about wearing a hat under my gear. But have also thought about wrapping it with some ziplock bags to not make a mess.
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[QUOTE=B Malibu]You're joking, right?[/QUOTE]OOPS, well I didnt want to post a picture. I keep one in my sock out of the package and put it on soon as Im ready. They dont care and sometimes look and watch me put it on then do a even better job knowing im not going to spew on their ass.
The previous post was great. Look Im not saying I always hit bingo everytime I go, I do good since Im dressed right and talk the talk. When I do best is when I go in and its empty. Girls are bummed no money and then once they hit me up they see both my wads. Sometimes i have like 4/20's wrapped around 30 ones. Looks big but its low dollar. Have to play them like they play you.
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[QUOTE=Cash Value] Sometimes i have like 4/20's wrapped around 30 ones. Looks big but its low dollar. Have to play them like they play you.[/QUOTE]Nice to know I'm not the only who does this.
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OC or Industry?
Back in the country temporarily, and don't have a whole lot of liquid assets to throw around. Since my club visits have been few and far between, though I'd ask for input on the state of my favorite clubs today. Should I bother looking in Orange County, or just drive up to Industry?
(I double-posted this question in the Industry forum, but the memories below are different):
Ecstasy C. M.. Remember this from back when it was Paddy Murphy's and two separate clubs. Haven't been there in two years, I think. Used to be higher mileage than Anaheim clubs.
Taboo Anah.. A few years back, a curvy Liz remembered me on my birthday, and gave me a special teat. Er treat. Haven't seen her since, but never got any real extra mileage here.
Imperial Anah.. Same time period, Russian girl (I want to say Anja, but not quite) almost got me off without removing our clothes, but the lack of nudity is the reason I'm leery of Anaheim in general.
Flamingo Anah.. Everyone says this is the best, but I've been there twice and Zero. Probably because the waitresses are so pushy with buying dancer's drinks that I leave earlier than normal (I usually spend 3-4 hrs and as many $s at clubs when I have saved up).
Or should I make the drive to Spearmint Rhino?
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The Bird
Went to the bird during lunch. Wasn't too impressed with the talent so my buddy and I took off. It was around lunch time and they had only been open an hour. Only three girls and neither of them were very attractive. I have been there once before, around 1630. As soon as I got there a cute blonde named S** hooked me up. We chatted for a bit at the table while she stroked my member. She asked if i wanted to go to the VIP or if i wasn't too shy if mind staying in the booth. She said this way she wouldn't have to give up half here tip. Anyways 8 songs and about a hundred different of ways of stroking someones cock I finally bust a nut in the condom she provided. Gotta say she was really into it. Super wet and the moaning was definitely an added plus. Damage was .8 for dances and .6 for tip.
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Went to bird last nite, around 12am.
WTF. Price of VIP dance has gone up to $150 for 6 songs. Last time it was $130.
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De Bird
It's been a LONG time since I've been to the Bird. Last time I went I vowed to never set foot in that place again. Saw some seriously fugly dancers and ran out of the place screaming into the night. But based on some of the reports I think I'm gonna give it another try. Is it like DVCOI, where the best action is during the dayshift, or is either shift okay? And has the dancer quality improved? Thanks.
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[QUOTE=Jerikson40]It's been a LONG time since I've been to the Bird. Last time I went I vowed to never set foot in that place again. Saw some seriously fugly dancers and ran out of the place screaming into the night. But based on some of the reports I think I'm gonna give it another try. Is it like DVCOI, where the best action is during the dayshift, or is either shift okay? And has the dancer quality improved? Thanks.[/QUOTE]
Action during both shifts.
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[QUOTE=Jerikson40]It's been a LONG time since I've been to the Bird. Last time I went I vowed to never set foot in that place again. Saw some seriously fugly dancers and ran out of the place screaming into the night. But based on some of the reports I think I'm gonna give it another try. Is it like DVCOI, where the best action is during the dayshift, or is either shift okay? And has the dancer quality improved? Thanks.[/QUOTE]
First time I hit the Bird about a year ago I had the same experience - a few scary fuglies tried to take me over. I outlasted them, and then hooked-up with a seriously hot exotic spinner who did me so right. Still, I was afraid to go back lest I be constantly fighting off aggressive fuglies. When I finally did I started breathing easy when I saw no fuglies during the same Sat afternoon shift. Since then, I can honestly say I have not once seen a true beast at the Bird.
The worst I can say is there just aren't many dancers to choose from period. But each time I go I find some good to excellent new talent, a couple of seriously attractive specimens, and mostly decent looking young dancers. There's a couple of overweight dancers for sure, but what club doesn't have that? The ones I've seen at the Bird since that 1st visit are young and pretty despite being overfed. I haven't seen a true beast since that first visit - and again, I find that unusual in strip clubs. I don't consider SoCal strippers in general to be very close to the top of the pyramid looks wise. The cast is sparse at the Bird, but IMO actually better than most clubs right now when it comes to keeping the truly ugly birds out.