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Ok Fellas,
This is for the massage lovers out there. I'd like to add that the less details provided the better chance these places will stay open for everyone to enjoy. So dont fuck up and post sensitive info that LE will read into. Having said that I'll get a review started. This post is not only for independent providers but parlors as well. Lets back-channel each other for further info.
RELAX,
I have seen this place several times but never had the chance to stop in until this past weekend. So I decieded to TOFTT. I can almost get a vibe if I'm gonna be successful and have a memorable experience. This visit wasnt any different. I was greeted by a ebony beauty with a JLO quality kicker. She was pleasant and smiled which set off my spidey senses. I paid my $$ and was lead to the basement where the room was located. The place is very clean with a great sense of privacy being one of the features with this current setup. The session went great and I will return. There was another ebony beauty there in the waiting. Ill have to see her next time. We had many convesations about places that used to be around. If 34,53, and S1 mean anything to you. You'll love this place. I have setup a password for fellow members to use if you want to go to this place. PM for details. If your not a regular contributor. Faggeta bout it. Your getting squat. You can go to AMP's with ugly older ladies or you can RELAX. You decide.
Silvio,
Can you PM that Massage Providers/Parlors more details info. I wasn't able to PM you. I just find out this new usasexguide site in this couple day.
Your PM inbox is full, probably from guys asking for info about Relax.
If you get through your inbox, could you PM me with the Relax info? I am a semi-regular poster.
Thanks
Fellas,
Had to clear out my inbox. Those seeking info please resend. If you received a reply already. Disregard.
I went to Body and Soul spa last Tues. (7-5). It was my third time there. Mona(mamasan) said that she had a new girl. I had a very good massage the first two visits. After the house fee, the new girl (cindy) came into the room and began her massage. I asked if she could do a hard massage but she did not understand. After she was done she helped me get dressed. On the way out, I told Mona that I was not happy with Cindy. She told me that a girl named Young was coming back on Wed. Overall not a good place to go.
P.S. I have been reading this site for some time now. I was not sure if any of the info on here was legit or not. I have found that most of it is. Thank goodness for that. I have been to many AMP's in the area. Nothing beats Rockford. A sad day that Rockford closed. Silvio, could you PM me info on Relax please. If not, I would understand. Thanks
Hi Silvio!
Can you send me infomation, were are this place?
I went to JOM on Belmont and had Carla. It is $80.00 to get in the door for 1 hour. No shower and they use an egg timer. At first I thought Carla was OK, a 5 or 6. I have a weakness for Latinas. After an average massage, she provided HS sans the top for $100.00. That is when the fat belly came out. The HS was good but her looks went from a 5 to a 2. She spoke very little English and there was a goomba sounding guy who talked throughout the session, which was annoying. I did not see any of the other girls.
I'll stay with the AMP's, although they are poor here.
Any MP's still around where I can get a tug?
I read a add in the sun-times of a hispanic massage parlor on fullerton in chicago. Has anyone been there yet? I might go on Thur night. I'll let you know what I find out.Next to asian pussy, Latin pussy is HOT.
Fullerton and what? IM it.
Stopped in at the Old VIP, was introduced to Annie. Not much of a looker, gave a decent massage and an energetic finish. She did allow my fingers to do the walking while she had her task in hand. Left her 40 for a job well done.
[QUOTE=pussypoker]I read a add in the sun-times of a hispanic massage parlor on fullerton in chicago. Has anyone been there yet? I might go on Thur night. I'll let you know what I find out.Next to asian pussy, Latin pussy is HOT.[/QUOTE]Please let us know what you find out. Hispanic is my favorite flavor by far. PM me if you don't care to post it.
I went to moonlight massage (hispanic massage parlor) the other night. Two girls were working. There is a guy that answers the phone and sits at the front desk. 70 for an hour, 45 half hour. When i called i was told there was a shower. But when i got there i was not offered to use it. The girls names were Leslie and Suzie. I had Leslie. She is about 5'7" long hair ,nice breast and a little chunky (in a good way). While i was face down she keeped a towel covering my back side. She gave a very good hard massage using oil and her forearms. When she asked me to turn over she holds the towel as to not see Mr. Happy. As she was working on the upper thighs, I place my hand on the edge of the table were she is standing. She leans her crotch on the back of my hand. Now I'm thinking maybe something more is offered, so I move my hand around and she does not move. She says:is everthing ok? I said no, I could use some help here. Then comes the guestion and answer part. We talk a few minutes and everyone is happy.
So you did get the hand service?
PM me the answer.
I have been reading alot of the information on this board and tried 2 of the MP's around chinatown. Relax has the best deep tissue massage but forget anything else and don't ask or touch the girls.. I had jina a chinese girl, her English is so so I asked her about a hug & tug and she said no no not here, I then slid my hand on her ass and not even 30 seconds later the owner who is a Chicago cop walked right into the room showed me his badge and ID, his gun was in the back of his pants waist and he informed me of what solicitation is and i could go to jail. I finished my massage and when i walked out there were 2 Chicago cops that ride bicycles waiting for a massage. The Chicago cop who owns Relax just happens to married to Jina
I did try La Nail salon on Archer & Ashland (3113 S. Ashland ) What a scam!
I was taken to the lower level shown the nice room and shower the hot babe told me how much for a hug & tug and the cost for FULL SERVICE anything goes. I paid upfront $200.00 cash undressed got a BS massage that was like someone scratching my back and when it was time for the real deal lovin she said she will be right back she wants to get ready for me. 2 min later an older war horse came into the room for my full service, this women was nasty fugly and 75 years old. I said no I want the first girl and she said she go home. I get dressed go upstairs tell them I want my money back, they said no and if i want problems and want to walk again you leave now. The owner a small asian dude pulls up in a mercedez wallks in and politely told me to leave or my legs would be broken in the next 5 minutes guy carries a gun in a shoulder holster and makes it well known. I left to hell with that. Big Time Scam.
[QUOTE=dickhurtz]I then slid my hand on her ass and not even 30 seconds later the owner who is a Chicago cop walked right into the room showed me his badge and ID, his gun was in the back of his pants waist and he informed me of what solicitation is and i could go to jail. I finished my massage and when i walked out there were 2 Chicago cops that ride bicycles waiting for a massage. The Chicago cop who owns Relax just happens to married to Jina[/QUOTE]And I would have been saying "Excuse me, Officer, I think I just shit myself."
[QUOTE=dickhurtz]I have been reading alot of the information on this board and tried 2 of the MP's around chinatown. Relax has the best deep tissue massage but forget anything else and don't ask or touch the girls.. I had jina a chinese girl, her English is so so I asked her about a hug & tug and she said no no not here, I then slid my hand on her ass and not even 30 seconds later the owner who is a Chicago cop walked right into the room showed me his badge and ID, his gun was in the back of his pants waist and he informed me of what solicitation is and i could go to jail. I finished my massage and when i walked out there were 2 Chicago cops that ride bicycles waiting for a massage. The Chicago cop who owns Relax just happens to married to Jina
I did try La Nail salon on Archer & Ashland (3113 S. Ashland ) What a scam!
I was taken to the lower level shown the nice room and shower the hot babe told me how much for a hug & tug and the cost for FULL SERVICE anything goes. I paid upfront $200.00 cash undressed got a BS massage that was like someone scratching my back and when it was time for the real deal lovin she said she will be right back she wants to get ready for me. 2 min later an older war horse came into the room for my full service, this women was nasty fugly and 75 years old. I said no I want the first girl and she said she go home. I get dressed go upstairs tell them I want my money back, they said no and if i want problems and want to walk again you leave now. The owner a small asian dude pulls up in a mercedez wallks in and politely told me to leave or my legs would be broken in the next 5 minutes guy carries a gun in a shoulder holster and makes it well known. I left to hell with that. Big Time Scam.[/QUOTE]
Hey Dick, not so sure this is a credible report. Oh, I beleive the crappy service . Just that the guns and all seem kind of fishy.
Apperantly there are 2 Relax Spas withing a 5 block radius. I have noticed the Relax on Archer just east of Ashland. Guess thats the copper one. The other Relax Is on ASHLAND & ARCHER.
Dick Hurtz,
You apparently were scammed. I"d like to know who you seen because I had set up a password for fellow members to use to ensure something like that wouldnt happen. The Relax on 3113 has yielded me 2 very nice sessions. Can you PM me when you were there and who was there. There shoulda been 2 very nice ebony gals there. Lat time I went they were there.
Just got home. At Belmont and Pulaski I saw a tall, what looks to be a WSW is not, its a cop. I saw right at the BP! Drove around and to my surprise seen a nark parked in perfect veiw of her.
Be safe and be careful dude.
sorry guys I think I've posted this one in the wrong thread anyone see her ???????????????
Went to the European Massage at 750 N Clark. Massage was legit in spite of the subtle and not so subtle hints I employed. Masseuse was Irina. The massage was good and she was friendly, however without the finish I was looking for I will not be going back.
Has anyone had any luck at this place as it is extremely convenient.
Tee
Where is the Moonlight Massage Parlor at? I love thick latinas.
A friend of mine that works for Chicago went to check out Relax on Archer (E) of Ashland he said the massage was great just what he was looking for and he mentioned that there are lots of city of Chicago workers and city bosses that go there for legit massages. The girl Jina has been a massage therapist for a long time and many people know her. It is not the place to go for any happy finish or a quick hug & tug. He was telling me that there is a sign in the front and in the room that any requests other than massage therapy or inappropriate behavior or actions and they will stop the session and ask you to leave and you will be charged for the full amount. He thought that was really funny that they had to do that, but the City is cracking down on places that do massage.
Turns out there are not 2 Relax Mps, the one on Archer & Ashland is LA Nails and they do full serve if your lucky. I got burned when I was there, the Asian guy that comes around there driving the Benz is the owner and is supposedly connected with the Triads from ChinaTown. This guy has other places around Chicago I am told and he has been doing this business for long time. I am pissed I got ripped off and I never saw any Ebony ladies there. From the other posts people left it sounds great, maybe it's hit or miss. I won't go back again. I came across an Ebony sweetie on 26th Michigan ave that is excellent, tall long legs light color $$ reasonable, insisted on being safe for Front & Rear parking likes white dudes and is not ghetto crack trash. She told me she starts around 7:30 and makes appointments. Have escorted her 2 x now and all is good.
Hey guys,
I noticed off of belmont and laramie any been there?
[QUOTE=Tee Time]Went to the European Massage at 750 N Clark. Massage was legit in spite of the subtle and not so subtle hints I employed. Masseuse was Irina. The massage was good and she was friendly, however without the finish I was looking for I will not be going back.
Has anyone had any luck at this place as it is extremely convenient.
Tee[/QUOTE]Been there a dozen times over the past year. Can't get a happy ending. The massage is excellent, mind you. It would be perfect with an ending, but it is not to be.
Hello fellow mongers,
I am taking a trip to the windy city in September, from what I am seeing in here, the amp action isn't that great. Can anyone recommend a good strip club? Here in the DC/Baltimore area, we have some VIP rooms that can be intresting. Any one making a trip to my area, let me know I can give you some good intel.
Be smart be safe.
A.S
A. Stiff,
Check out the Melrose Park board for strip club info. There are a few gems, but for the most part, our clubs are more disappointing than our amp's. If you're going to be staying near O'Hare, check out the Mt. Prospect board for info on the "better" amp's. Pick up a copy of the chicago sun-times and check the sports section to find their addresses. If you're going to be staying downtown, it's pretty much dry except for some sw activity a couple miles northwest of there.
[QUOTE=pussypoker]I went to moonlight massage (hispanic massage parlor) the other night. Two girls were working. There is a guy that answers the phone and sits at the front desk. 70 for an hour, 45 half hour. When i called i was told there was a shower. But when i got there i was not offered to use it. The girls names were Leslie and Suzie. I had Leslie. She is about 5'7" long hair ,nice breast and a little chunky (in a good way). While i was face down she keeped a towel covering my back side. She gave a very good hard massage using oil and her forearms. When she asked me to turn over she holds the towel as to not see Mr. Happy. As she was working on the upper thighs, I place my hand on the edge of the table were she is standing. She leans her crotch on the back of my hand. Now I'm thinking maybe something more is offered, so I move my hand around and she does not move. She says:is everthing ok? I said no, I could use some help here. Then comes the guestion and answer part. We talk a few minutes and everyone is happy.[/QUOTE]I just came back from Moonlight and I had a much different experience. I had a very sexy latino give me an OK massage. She kept putting her crotch against my hands. I figured I would most certainly leave happy. But, when the massage was over, I just kept getting "No I don't do that"!?! Was it just me? Has anyone else had a better experience?? I seem to have no trouble with the AMPs on Dempster. This was very disappointing as the girl was easily a 9.
Just wondering if anyone can give info as to the location of Moonlight Massage.
Thanks in advance!
I've been to the VIP in the past before it closed, and once again paid another visit. Actually my second visit, I was told that Annie would be there in 5 minutes, I waited for maybe 30 and she never showed. I got dressed and received my money back. Went again yesterday, and was told the same thing, that Annie would arrive in about 5 minutes. This time I just sat on the sofa and waited for her arrival, which after 20 minutes, again I gave up. Seems to me that the new management, has no control over his employees. Unless there is a major change, I don't think I will make another visit.
Anyone been there lately saturday night I seen the open sign lit till 10:30 pm
I'll be visiting from California and staying at the Hyatt Regency. Any good MP recommendations within walking distance? FS is not required but a happy ending is.
What are the going rates?
Thanks in advance.
Jon
this place is at the corner of hwy 83 and Lake Rd. I let the little head think an only lost $60 but they asked up to $1200 for some of their sessions. WHat a rip off, and a bunch of mean spirited ho's too. Came back to the room and tried EROS and that was not what was promised etiher, girl was late and then started telling me what she doesn't do. Wasted day here for sure.
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Went to Eclips spa last week. seen their add in the Suntimes. Same address as Moonlight spa. 3523 W Fullerton. They have 30 min, 45 min, and 1 Hour. Paid $80.00 for the hour. After showing me the room I was told to get undressed and lay on the table. They had 3 girls there. Mexican, rican, and gulimalan. I had the rican girl named denise. When she came into the room she poured oil on my back and legs. She rubbed my back and asked if I have every been there before. I said yes but in was called moonlight. After about 5 min, she ask me to flip. On the flip she ask what I wanted. I asked what was on the menu. 1.00 hj, 1.50 bj. I asked her if she was nuts. I offered .40 and .60. She said no way. So I got dressed and left. The old lady at the desk asked if there was something wrong and I told her that at these prices that wopuld be closed soon. Way to high. Total time there 25 min.
Went to Perfect Massage but it seems to have closed. The blinds are open and the store front seems abandoned and they are not answering any calls. I always thought it was a little weird that some of you would be looking for this or that Spa girl because I always felt that the whole point was the NSA aspect. But now that they are gone, I realize that I will miss some of the girls.
I digress.
Went to Eclipse, curious to see if ay of the Perfect Massage girls were now working there. Didn't see anyone familiar. As the previous post mentioned, almost immediately offered the menu which in my case included FS for $$ and they also had a 20 minute rate for 40 and a four hand massage. They wouldn't budge in price for me either. Had a girl named Dahiana (name spelled on the card she gave me)which she pronounced something like "Diana". Told her that it was out of my price range and she shrugged and gave me a lame massage and handed me one of those stamp cards, 5th visit is free I guess.
[QUOTE=Timmy]Hey Dick, not so sure this is a credible report. Oh, I beleive the crappy service . Just that the guns and all seem kind of fishy.[/QUOTE]I went to 3113 a few months ago and was taken downstairs by a pretty ebony. After many hints she would not do anything. I was referred to that place by a female Asian at VIP Milwaukee Ave. who said she was the general manager and that both places were under the same ownership.
I went to a Chinatown parlor today.
My provider told me that things had become unbelievably slow since some LE action a year ago. Sometimes they have 4 ladies working and only get a single customer all day. The owner is trying to sell his establishment ($70,000 in case any of you are interested).
Nothing spectacular in the experience, but she was quite nice, and gave FS.
Interesting link, but these videos seem completely staged. How many people go to massages look like this guy and how many NW IL AMPs girls look like her? These look like two actors to me.
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