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Is it cool to post report on board escorts? An EV and AE board escort. I hate posting on the boards as the whiteknights always stand up for the escort. I'd rather here since my screen name is different.
Sure, post away. That's what's great about this board. No awkward affiliations.
[QUOTE=kzoodude101;1132504]Is it cool to post report on board escorts? An EV and AE board escort. I hate posting on the boards as the whiteknights always stand up for the escort. I'd rather here since my screen name is different.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TwistedBrother;1132558]Sure, post away. That's what's great about this board. No awkward affiliations.[/QUOTE]Thanks.
Met with SexyBlue in Kzoo who posts on EV and AE. Answered door with wet hair wrapped in a towel. Obviously put a lot of prep work into appointment.
First her body is a train wreck. Huge sagging gut and she tells me she has never had children. She looked nothing like the picture she uses on the boards.
Second her skills are pathetic. After looking at her I only wanted BBBJ. I would have sworn she never did it before. Tried over and over to explain this is how you do it. She couldn't follow instruction and complained I was too big? Nobody else ever had a problem. I literally repeated myself a dozen times as to how I wanted it. It was like talking to a door. She is not the brightest person, nice but honestly dumb.
Long story short, after 30 minutes of repeating myself I asked her to use her hand. Same thing-worthless.
I finally did it myself and left asap.
So guys my advice is call someone else or do it yourself. I know this sounds mean but I had girls in high school with better technique.
Ya get what you pay for, but I am surprised. For some reason, Sexyblue impressed me as the type who would do everything to please her clients. I was considering her.
I am curious. Who do you recommend in Kazoo and / or BC?
[QUOTE=Johny Mac; 1133314]Ya get what you pay for, but I am surprised. For some reason, Sexyblue impressed me as the type who would do everything to please her clients. I was considering her.
I am curious. Who do you recommend in Kazoo and / or BC?[/QUOTE]Sexyblue is nice but has zero skills. Slim pickins in Kzoo. I saw Katie1 who looks great but everything is covered and has no enthusiasm.
Met with KallieKay a few weeks back. Pictures are photoshopped. She is nothing to look at but BBBJ best I ever had. Took every inch over and over with swallow.
Found this pic on one of the boards. Her avatar picture is more flattering than what I think she really looks like. Check out picture and then imagine dripping wet hair wrapped in a towel. Not much prep work for my appointment.
I miss the good ole days when sp's were rampant in kzoo / bc. Nowadays there is just nothing out there.
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You'd think these would be the good ol' days. C'mon, with all the unemployment, why aren't more girls out hustling? :)
[QUOTE=kzoodude101; 1162359]I miss the good ole days when sp's were rampant in kzoo / bc. Nowadays there is just nothing out there.
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[QUOTE=kzoodude101; 1162359]Found this pic on one of the boards. Her avatar picture is more flattering than what I think she really looks like. Check out picture and then imagine dripping wet hair wrapped in a towel. Not much prep work for my appointment.
I miss the good ole days when sp's were rampant in kzoo / bc. Nowadays there is just nothing out there.
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[ATTACH=CONFIG]126359[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]OK, she has nice eyes. They are very blue in the picture. The rest looks awful. She'd have to have multiple orifices with the suction of Hoover vacuum and the wetness and heat of a Swedish sauna to make you want to drop $ on her.
[QUOTE=Fitzie00;1162953]OK, she has nice eyes. They are very blue in the picture. The rest looks awful. She'd have to have multiple orifices with the suction of Hoover vacuum and the wetness and heat of a Swedish sauna to make you want to drop $ on her.[/QUOTE]I almost left when she answered door. Funny thing is she mentions her french skills on her schedule. She has no french skills period. Honestly got better head from gf in high school the first time she did it in her life. Tried and tried to explain what / how to do it but she has the listening skills of a 2 why / o.
She asked me if I wanted to have FS. Almost laughed at her."No thats ok lets just stick to this."
If there was ever a time I should have asked for full / partial refund that was it.
[QUOTE=TwistedBrother;1162603]You'd think these would be the good ol' days. C'mon, with all the unemployment, why aren't more girls out hustling?[/QUOTE]Thats what I would think. Set your own hours, build a set of regulars and you could make a good income.
[QUOTE=kzoodude101; 1162359]Found this pic on one of the boards. Her avatar picture is more flattering than what I think she really looks like. Check out picture and then imagine dripping wet hair wrapped in a towel. Not much prep work for my appointment.
I miss the good ole days when sp's were rampant in kzoo / bc. Nowadays there is just nothing out there.
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[ATTACH=CONFIG]126359[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]New to the area. Sure don't hope thats the norm around here!
[QUOTE=kzoodude101;1132504]Is it cool to post report on board escorts? An EV and AE board escort. I hate posting on the boards as the whiteknights always stand up for the escort. I'd rather here since my screen name is different.[/QUOTE]Anyone know what EV and AE means?
Thanks
EV is escort vault, I think AE is adult escort ... something.
[QUOTE=Battle Creek; 1168304]Anyone know what EV and AE means?
Thanks[/QUOTE]
I see that there are few if any negative reviews of providers on EV. Maybe because
Ladies on the site rely on posts and references before they see a customer. This makes me.
Wonder how useful the site is.
I recently met with sexyblue in Jackson based on reviews on EV. Huge sagging gut is a good description of her
Body type and is much more honest than descriptions on EV. On the positive side, I thought her BBBJ.
Was pretty good, she was clean, relatively low priced, and she did try to make me happy.
If you like obese women or can look past the gut and enjoy the BJ she may be OK. I'm not a fan of
Obese women myself so I will not be a repeat customer.
I didn't see reviews of sexyblue in the Jackson forums. If I had found her reviews here.
I probably would not have seen her.