This is the last time I take reviews from the maps website at face value. From now on, it's first person recommendations only. I'm not sure what kind of beer goggles the others over there are wearing, but Liana is not for me. She is just wacky looking. Like some kind of lanky character from Disney's Ratatouille. Long and lean, but a face that's almost muskrat like. I could've looked past this, maybe, but her technique wasn't hot. She gave the deep tissue her best effort, but it felt like she was in a hurry making pizza dough. The whole time she was rubbing me vigorously, she was smacking her gum. It smelled like a mix of candy and cigarette smoke. To save face, we agreed to ending the session 30 minutes early. I tipped her. 25 for the HJ and left unceremoniously.
I did feel a little rude. I normally like treating my Euro girls a little more special, so apologies to Liana in some sense.
Is it just me, or can Tat's just feel a little more bottom barrel these days?