Massage Parlor by Hialeah Hospital
In strip mall just west of Hospital is massage parlor. Sunday at 6 I was leaving friends house after game and had been drinking. Needed to have time pass and feeling bad be / see dolphins so stopped into this parlor. This is only important because of how the lady responded: I had had five beers in four hours. Paid 60 even though sign said 70. Asian lady takes me to room and she is real friendly. Now before I went in I put 5 twenties in pocket so she must have seen the other two but no mention. She undressed me and said, "You no police. " I said no I am not. She said, "I know you no police, you have beer. " I said Yes. She got me naked and I just laid on back and she smiled. Started rubbing front and in half hour HE. She allowed topless roaming. Then she started kissing legs got me hard and took me to shower room. Another HE. At end she told me, "YOu good drive now. " I gave her the 40 and she hugged me and kissed neck.
I was amazed how friendly she was and it seemed to me it was becasue she could tell I had been drinking so she knew I was not LE. It shows how scarred they are of LE and teaches us to get drunck before we go to Parlors. Dave's lesson for the day.
I was being 100% facetious
You are right I did a dumb thing just wanted to share the Parlor note of the ladies being scarred of LEO.
[QUOTE=Mundo007;2223182]So yeah, get drunk before you go to parlors but just make sure you walk there cuzz if you drive you might just end up with bigger problems than getting busted as a john in an AMP lawl![/QUOTE]
Tokyo Massage -163rd Near Winn Dixie -STAY AWAY
Bad massage.
Ugly girls.
Sad ending.
Waste of time and money.
Will never repeat. Ever.
This is the place in North Miami Beach in the same shopping plaza as Winn-Dixie. I understand there are other places with the same name that are better. This isn't one of them.