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[QUOTE=Bubba1979; 1337480][url]http://www.livescience.com/17433-implications-higgs-boson-discovery-lhc.html.[/url]
Sorry couldn't resist.[/QUOTE]Nope, they're still trying to figure out if I exist. Sometimes I wonder if I exist. The two CERN teams don't have definitive evidence. They're just not visiting the right strip clubs.
"The data look very tantalizing but we're not there yet," says (Brandeis physics Professor) Blocker."We don't have quite enough evidence to claim a discovery but it looks promising. There's a good indication that this particle is there, so we'll probably be able to announce the discovery next year with more data."
Higgs (existence unknown, at least until 2012)
[QUOTE=Ricky Suerte; 1322842]Howdy, I'm not active on the strip club board but have posted a few reports in BP and streetwalkers.
My problem? I don't know the strip club scene at all. This week, my company has a couple of visitors from Japan who have asked me, for some reason, discreetly about visiting a "great American strip club." Will they be disappointed in what we have to offer in Phoenix as compared to Japan (modern day)? I don't think money will be too much of an issue but, I don't want them to just give it away. (Will places be open on Thanksgiving day?)
Thanks for any help. Off to a different type of board to ask how to run these expenses through my corporate expense report.[/QUOTE]I'm very interested in hearing if this event ever happened and what the evening was like.
Higgs.
Decided to do follow-up visits to Babes and the Pink Rhino before finishing at Bandaids.
Babes on Scottsdale Road. I visited this club last Spring after several years absence and encountered one of the most beautiful, natural and personable dancers I've ever met. Couldn't stick around for a dance that time but I've occasionally thought about seeing if she was still there. Stopped by Babes about 8:30 PM on Saturday and got "high fived" by a couple of departing patrons in the parking lot."Hot women inside!" said another of the inebriated group. Cover is still $10. I went to the bar and was soon approached by an older and hardened-looking blonde with fake boobs who got right to the point: what's your name? Do you want a dance? I said I wanted to get a beer first. She shrugged and made a face as if I was totally useless and moved on without another word. Not the most sociable or pleasant introduction to a strip club. I got my beer and leaned back to check out the two dance stages and surroundings. Noted one dancer on the floor looked a lot like Nicole, an obnoxious Centerfolds dancer, but couldn't be sure. Dancers on the stage rotation began at the larger central stage and then moved to a smaller one near the bar. After a couple dancers proceed through their turn, one appeared on the main stage with Real Hips (TM) and medium-large breasts which, likely enhanced, were among the most natural-looking I've seen in an man-made product. OK, we locked eyes when she was on the main stage and she made sure I got a good look at her figure when she got to the bar-side stage. Leaving the stage she immediately joined me at the bar in her bikini-style top barely containing her breasts, and a barely-there thong bottom. This is a combination which can weaken my knees and affect my thought processes especially when combined with a friendly personality. Hard to believe but this was followed by about 60 minutes of conversation, me buying her a Patron cocktail and a second beer for me before the subject of a dance even came up. Dave, you'd be the best judge of the dance quality but I'm guessing the dances were around 4 on your 5 point intimacy scale. Her name? I wish I knew. She barely got off the stage and we were deep in conversation. She may have assumed I heard her stage introduction. I left after about 2 hours but I'll be back.
Pink Rhino. On Van Buren. Unless the management does something soon I think this club will be another footnote for Phoenix strip clubs in less than 90 days. They've done more than the former management (The Sweet Spot) by advertising in the New Times but things looked pretty dismal on Saturday night betweem 10:30 and 11:00. I was one of 6 customers and I counted about four dancers. None of the dancers approached me or made themselves approachable. Also, none of them measured up to the dancers present when Dave and I made our visit about a month ago. To make it worse, they charge $10 cover just like Christie's just a short drive away on 32nd Street. Though Christie's isn't my favorite club, it's a much better use of your time and money than this club. The Pink Rhino could lessen the insult by halving the cover charge. They could also dim the lights, and arrange for a better number and mix of dancers. This place is in an uphill battle for survival much less becoming a real strip club destination. I stayed for one beer and left.
Bandaids. Arrived around 11 PM and ended up having all of my time being monopolized by one dancer. My own fault, though she's a sexy dancer, I really wanted some dances with Jayla and Star. The first dancer has also developed a recent history of a dance count differing from my own. It's happened enough that I now carefully control the number of dances with her. The miscounts may be mine but I think she's noticed I've cut the number of dances. The Bandaids bar and lounge area weren't crowded at all but the dancers here were IMHO much better than at the Pink Rhino and there were at least a dozen of them. There were at least 4 or 5 times the number of customers compared to the Pink Rhino in a club less than a quarter of its size. Finished with the first dancer but it was really time to go. Jayla was on stage. I gave her a nice tip and told her I'd be spending time with her on my next visit. She seems to get better looking every time I see her. Star is incredibly sexy but she's been MIA the last couple of my visits to Bandaids.
Additional editorial.
Maybe the Phoenix area has reached a point where it's declining population is unable to support additional strip clubs. I can't see Baby Dolls or the former Magic City opening again. I think the Pink Rhino is doomed.
Higgs
[QUOTE=Higgs Boson;1340794]Baby Dolls I think the Pink Rhino is doomed.[/QUOTE]Great reports as always, saves ME trying Pink Rhino again. Too bad the gal that talked to you so nicely when we were together not there.
A few weeks ago when at Eves a dancer had worked briefly at Baby Dolls. I didn't get all the details but when I mentioned the closed parking lot fence she said something about they closed it off with idea of having some kind or Rock? Band concert in the lot to attract customers? I was not clear and didn't make a lot of sense.
There are just too many clubs with out what most guys seek other than the few we like.
Babes was interesting. I is suppose to be a very little contact club from reviews I've recently seen and my expereince from years ago. Maybe there is hope.
[QUOTE=Higgs Boson;1340794]Babes on Scottsdale Road.[/QUOTE]I had an unexpected trip to Babes Wed night.
I was at a meet and greet with an escort group at Frazers a few blocks away and about 10pm, about 15 guys and a few gals decided to go visit the Babes nearby. I have not been there in about a decade!
I have a friend who wanted to go to the meet and greet, (who is also an escort, Dom and former Ms Universe but doesn't want to be named and is very under the radar with lots of good clients. I never met as a client just a friend). She had never been to a strip club so was very interested.
Quite nice club, I was attracted to most dancers (maybe 15?) but few customers other than our group filling up the bar area. They ranged from big fake breasts to tiny, mostly slim body styles I prefer etc.
I only recall seeing one table dance and it seemed to have little client contact but didn't try myself. Have to have Higgs test more.
But being with an attractive gal helped a lot! She thinks she is very shy and not into lots of people but she was very social, especially with some of the dancers and long discussion with the hostess with both of us.
I believe one from the group who is the head of another large Phoenix private board I know well, knew some of the dancers. Sort of like at some clubs where Higgs is known as nice friendly intelligent guy they actually like talking to not just dancing (and sometimes Higgs and I or myself) we had quite a few dancer discussions at the bar. Had some good discussions with the gal escorts at Franzers and one hitched a ride with us over to Babes.
Lots of good bar seat contact, I had times where I had my friend in my arm on one side and a dancer almost naked body on the other. Almost as much interaction as in some private dances but not paying them they just enjoyed our company at the bar.
My friend very much enjoyed the dancing was dancing on the floor and of course especialy noted a few that actually did something more athletic on the pole vs just wiggling their butt and breasts vs real skill.
Was very enjoyable but somehow have the feeling, hopefully wrong, that I had more skin contact by me which was nicely received, as talking friends at the bar than in the private dances.
One dancer after my friend mentioned how helpful I and my site / list is on legal issues got really serious about how she wanted to be an escort (at $400 / hr) and wanted my contact info which I gave her to answer questions.
My friend wants me to take her to some other clubs and talk to some of the owners I know (well one now) but she fortunately is also very busy as an escort, gym instructor etc. She wonders how much of a demand there is for musular (but slim) a bit older women dancers. There is good demand in her escort / Dom world. She got lots of good attention from the guys in our group.
I have passed up a few times and been too busy some nights to go with Higgs and I have no consistent standouts at night lately but its been a long time since got away for the Bandaids day shift and recall some really nice contacts but awhile ago.
Finially got to Bandaids about 4pm Wed afternoon. Medium busy with many more coming in about 5pm. But seemed zillions of dancers almost all attractive my type mosty (slim not huge breasts) until thinned out close to 5, although I think night shift supposedly starts at 7 but is very flexible and maybe some wanted to leave for the holiday.
Did a lot of 1 dances but all were very attractive and nice:
Kelsey, Tyra, Heidi, and Star were nice bodies but not much a 2 on my intimacy scale. (5 highest and rare).
Roxy tall slender nice (think actually talked vs "want a dance" and I think low on intimacy but not sure from memory and notes.
Joanna I've met at night quite a few times, and while a bit heavier was the best on my intimacy scale (4).
Kim, black nice at sat on lap for awhile nicely liking my massaging her ranked medium 3.
Francesca who some have had poorer reports on was quite nice, waited for next song but dance not my type.more wild and thrashing- with not the intimacy response as I call it I enjoy the most.
Rose was intersting. Sat in my lap enjoying my massage for many dances (not on clock) then had to dance herself and then I was tied up with others in my lap when she done.. Came back again to sit, but next up for stage. Thought I owed her at least one real dance so finially connected just before I left. Was about 3 on my intimacy scale but appreacited her spending lots of free time with me on my lap and she seemed to like my in lap contact!.
Ivy was on stage but never got a dance with her... looking at my prior "after action" notes if she is the same Ivy met back in December a year ago, we really hit it off well and body type same as notes but was evening shift. Actually I have in notes two Ivy's with two different "real" names they gave me so.. confused....
I've heard some rumors that Christie's Cabaret bought Pink Cabaret. Can anyone confirm? If so, that would be a good thing, Pink sucked and the Christie's clubs are generally pretty well run. The west side of town could really use another good club.
"The Higgs boson is a hypothesised particle which, if it exists, would give the mechanism by which particles acquire mass."
Unfortunately, this 'particle' did acquire mass and does exist as a creature on the USG. This particle has joined with another
particle 'DavePhx' to create a molecular mass transformed as the "Higgs-Dave Whiney-Ass Serial-Posting Strip Club Reports"
Bubba. Always good to see your reports.
btw. I couldn't resist either.
DN
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Fellow mongers I slipped up and allowed myself to go to the Dream Palace again. It was late and the only thing close that was open. I surveyed the door and didn't see no neck (or brain) so thought it safe to enter. Oh well he was hiding inside watchin his gal I suppose. He didn't remember me and I didn't approach him but did watch him and that gorgeous barbidoll gal of his and guess what? Yep he chased another customer out for flirtin with his gal! Haha now I find it humorous that mangement puts up with it but maybe their hurting? Can they say bye bye BENNIES? Anyhow mongers stay away from that dump and I will too. Til next time ADIOS.
Got to Bandaids shortly after 11pm last night. There were a lot of girls but very few customers. Apparently it was time of a shift change. Many of these girls were in street clothes just hanging around and took turn to pay the clipboard guy. Unfortunately a couple of my favs are on their way out.
Does any one know what are the other shift change times at Bandaids are? I think these would be good times to check out the girls. Tia.
[QUOTE=Azbow; 1353761]Got to Bandaids shortly after 11pm last night. There were a lot of girls but very few customers. Apparently it was time of a shift change. Many of these girls were in street clothes just hanging around and took turn to pay the clipboard guy. Unfortunately a couple of my favs are on their way out.
Does any one know what are the other shift change times at Bandaids are? I think these would be good times to check out the girls. Tia.[/QUOTE]Most of the strip clubs now a days have an open time frame for the girls. Some just have to be there for 4 0r 5 hours. And the DJ most of the times when they checked in. So from that point forward 4 or 5 hours. Hence. 11am-4pm. 4pm-9pm. 9pm-close. And later into the evening is when the ladies tend to pay more for a house fee.
[QUOTE=Kujo69;1344851]I've heard some rumors that Christie's Cabaret bought Pink Cabaret. Can anyone confirm? If so, that would be a good thing, Pink sucked and the Christie's clubs are generally pretty well run. The west side of town could really use another good club.[/QUOTE]Through pure chance I met two servers today who work at Pink Cabaret. They confirmed that Pink has been bought by the Christie's owners or organization. There is a plan to do some renovations at Pink but it's unclear how this will affect the usual strip club activities. The purchased and renovated club is expected to also be named "Christies".
Higgs
[QUOTE=Higgs Boson; 1354053]Through pure chance I met two servers today who work at Pink Cabaret. They confirmed that Pink has been bought by the Christie's owners or organization. There is a plan to do some renovations at Pink but it's unclear how this will affect the usual strip club activities. The purchased and renovated club is expected to also be named "Christies".
Higgs[/QUOTE]Wow. They didn't last too long.
[QUOTE=Jenkins;1355897]Wow. They didn't last too long.[/QUOTE]You may be confusing Pink with Pink Rhino. 2 different clubs.