Grandma's Financial Paradise..
According to the statistics Grandma's need love to. Can you guys imagine when she gets to the nursing homes and she starts draining all the Grandpa's checking accounts. Grandma's gonna have a monopoly going for her.
LOL!!
Happy Hunting..
QUOTE=John Kelly]That's gotta be a 'niche' market, to be sure, but for those grandma's willing to it's gotta pay more than being a cashier at Publix. I'd be curious to see a pic of this ol' gal.[/QUOTE]
You hit the nail on the head.
[QUOTE=R Consultant]According to the statistics Grandma's need love to. Can you guys imagine when she gets to the nursing homes and she starts draining all the Grandpa's checking accounts. Grandma's gonna have a monopoly going for her.
LOL!!
Happy Hunting..
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That's the problem - all of the other Grandma's aren't "draining" anything. That's why Grandpa is out looking for a silver Cougar love-mate. And it's got to be easy money for the lady. She isn't really getting rammed. More like waiting for it to stiffen and leak out a few drops I would imagine. Easy money for senior bingo.
Ben Franklin on older women
[QUOTE=Sawsy]Make sure you get her to take out her teeth. Best part with the really older women is that they forget that you just finished and start you up all over again.[/QUOTE]June 25, 1745
My dear Friend,
I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.
But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.
2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.
4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!
Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.
South of the Skyway-One Suana
On the recommendation of a visiting Sr.member I visited One Suana in East Bradenton off 301 this afternoon.Walked in and was met by Mama who conducted TS with good rub, then it is off to the room and in comes Hanna , a very cute 24yr. old little tight body who says $$bucks for the whole deal as she goes down on Mr Willy.. WOW! Next thing she is buck ass naked and says you give me money now.NO massage here in this joint, it is a K whorehouse.
I was looking for a decent massage and a rub and tug on a Monday! I told her I had the normal door plus a tip for the HE.She jumps on top and goes to town and I am out the door in twenty minutes.
If I were to pay $$ it would be an hour with a well reviewed local girl with great talent.Save your money and stay local!
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What Are You Talking About?
[QUOTE=SW Surfer]Well I was in town and thought I would check out the new AMP. I called using my Surf Phone and set up a time. Arrived 45mins early to check out the area and suspect action. Glad I did, I saw 2 white vans in the back lot and every 10-15mins they hustled a cuffed guy into one of them. So I went to the Barneys looking at the wave runners and kept an eye out. I think they had 4-5 guys in the vans when my cell rang. It was a girl named Kelly asking if I was going to make it to my appt and they would give me a discount. I told her I didn't know what she was talking about and that some guy at the gas station asked to use my phone, must have been him.
Wow - be safe -
Surf Out.
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Good. Bye now!