If he won't do it, I will
I decided to TOFTT and went to the new place to which Spladle referred.
Overall it was similar in experience to other spots in the area and NOVA, but a definite improvement over Potomac Harbor, and recently closed locations in Southern MD, in terms of provider age, looks, and massage quality. If I need a good massage and a relaxing experience, I would return.
Some basics: Relatively inconspicuous, no external sign, OK parking lot off of busy road, nice enough facility, stand up tub/shower is available for you to use before appointment.
If any seniors/regular contributors seek additional information/details - shoot me a PM. Since this place is new and there's already Spladle's concerns, I'm not giving out names or details publicly.