Visited yesterday, 7/17, spent about a 1/2 hour, maybe saw two dancers, complete waste of time. Pass next time, JackBB
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Visited yesterday, 7/17, spent about a 1/2 hour, maybe saw two dancers, complete waste of time. Pass next time, JackBB
Dear all,
I am on 2 weeks of leave here in Detroit.
Where can I go to get some tail?
WHere can I go for some good fun?
Hey everyone I need some help.
In a few week me and a few guys are throwing a birthday party for a friend and we decided go to detroit and have soem fun so we will be spending aweekend at the mgm. My friend is turning 21 (hes the youngest in the group) and we wanted to goto a strip club one night. Well it will be his first time in one so we wanted to goto the best one around that close to the mgm.
Must have drinks and very good mileage. Also can not be a dump, pref I nice clean place. We wanna make him feel balla. Must have nice private dance area/vip so he (to tell you the truth hes prob a virgin, nerdy white guy kinda look) can get crazy freaky. I'm a reg on the grand rapids and columbus boards, but I don't goto detroit often so I need help!
Thx in advance guys. Hopfully we can get the guy laid.
I've read a bit of reviews and I'm thinking h8 but I don't known if it a nice club or not (looks wise). Also if you have any other suggestion let me know.
Sigma, you may want to try the Toy Chest at Ford Road just west of Southfield. Not a top dollar club, but no where near a dive. Milage way better than anything in Grand Rapids. Nice selection of gals and they handle groups well. Way better than henry viii and closer to MGM.
[QUOTE=Sigma9]Hey everyone I need some help.
In a few week me and a few guys are throwing a birthday party for a friend and we decided go to detroit and have soem fun so we will be spending aweekend at the mgm. My friend is turning 21 (hes the youngest in the group) and we wanted to goto a strip club one night. Well it will be his first time in one so we wanted to goto the best one around that close to the mgm.
Must have drinks and very good mileage. Also can not be a dump, pref I nice clean place. We wanna make him feel balla. Must have nice private dance area/vip so he (to tell you the truth hes prob a virgin, nerdy white guy kinda look) can get crazy freaky. I'm a reg on the grand rapids and columbus boards, but I don't goto detroit often so I need help!
Thx in advance guys. Hopfully we can get the guy laid.
I've read a bit of reviews and I'm thinking h8 but I don't known if it a nice club or not (looks wise). Also if you have any other suggestion let me know.[/QUOTE]There's a couple of good choices in the area, but I'm not sure if any of them will fit *all* your friend's needs. Here's some suggestions.
Henry the VIII South is good if you are looking to get your friend laid. There is absolutely no question that it can happen there. Seedy? Yes. Unsanitary? Yes. Will the creepy guy sitting next to you (and I mean, right next to you in the VIP) witness the entire event? Yes. But if you're cool with that. It's great. Not for everyone, but if you are looking for maximum mileage with minimal hassle, it's your place. One other caveat. No alcohol at H8S. Drink before you go.
In the downtown area, there's Bouzooki's (sp? ). It's located near/in Greektown, and more specifically, across the street from the Atheneum Hotel. You're going to get less mileage. Most likely not a total wipeout, but not the holy grail either. The girls are pretty good looking, and like most places, the later you go, the better the talent. Food and drink prices are in line with most SCs. It has a decent VIP area, and I think the dances are still $20.
If you want a bit more excitement, try Hardbodies on Michigan Ave. One of my personal favorites. This is heading west towards Dearborn, but it's fairly close to MGM. Hardbodies is probably right between HS8 and Bouzooki's in terms of cleanliness, stripper action, and cost. Alcohol is allowed there. It's a bit more rough than some of the downtown or (nice) 8mile clubs, but if you aren't looking for trouble, you should be cool. Girls range from crack-ho to "what the fuck are you doing in this dump? "
Last place I'll discuss is Flight Club. Nice place. Beautiful women. A bit pricier and not much chance of action. Others have mentioned that sometimes things go on there, but it seemed to be more of a thing for regulars or high rollers. I could be wrong and other input is certainly appreciated. I can recommend that it is a decent looking place with better than average quality girls and food.
Wish your buddy happy birthday, and have a blast. God, 21 was a long time ago.
Toy chest is great during the day besy mulage imho
Flt club, go w the russians, guaranteed win. And hot too boot. H8s is a dive by anyones standards.
Windsor is across the river, where is legal, go to jasons or get some delivery. Flt clb is the best all around imho.
Let us know how it goes.
QUOTE=Sigma9]Hey everyone I need some help.
In a few week me and a few guys are throwing a birthday party for a friend and we decided go to detroit and have soem fun so we will be spending aweekend at the mgm. My friend is turning 21 (hes the youngest in the group) and we wanted to goto a strip club one night. Well it will be his first time in one so we wanted to goto the best one around that close to the mgm.
Must have drinks and very good mileage. Also can not be a dump, pref I nice clean place. We wanna make him feel balla. Must have nice private dance area/vip so he (to tell you the truth hes prob a virgin, nerdy white guy kinda look) can get crazy freaky. I'm a reg on the grand rapids and columbus boards, but I don't goto detroit often so I need help!
Thx in advance guys. Hopfully we can get the guy laid.
I've read a bit of reviews and I'm thinking h8 but I don't known if it a nice club or not (looks wise). Also if you have any other suggestion let me know.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sigma9]Hey everyone I need some help.
In a few week me and a few guys are throwing a birthday party for a friend and we decided go to detroit and have soem fun so we will be spending aweekend at the mgm. My friend is turning 21 (hes the youngest in the group) and we wanted to goto a strip club one night. Well it will be his first time in one so we wanted to goto the best one around that close to the mgm.
Must have drinks and very good mileage. Also can not be a dump, pref I nice clean place. We wanna make him feel balla. Must have nice private dance area/vip so he (to tell you the truth hes prob a virgin, nerdy white guy kinda look) can get crazy freaky. I'm a reg on the grand rapids and columbus boards, but I don't goto detroit often so I need help!
Thx in advance guys. Hopfully we can get the guy laid.
I've read a bit of reviews and I'm thinking h8 but I don't known if it a nice club or not (looks wise). Also if you have any other suggestion let me know.[/QUOTE]As others have said, if FS is your top priority than H8's is your only sure thing. It's a shithole, but probably the only place around where FS is damn-near guaranteed.
Outside of H8's I pretty much agree with what everyone else has said, but I also want to throw Centerfolds on John R and 7 1/2 mile in the mix. This is a club that doesn't seem to get much coverage on this board for some reason, but I gotta tell you, I personally think it's one of the most consistently funnest clubs around for me. Every time I go there I leave feeling like I had a great time. I think, for my tastes anyway, it strikes just right balance between overall atmosphere, mileage, music, dancer hotness, and classiness. There are clubs with hotter dancers, clubs that are classier, clubs with better mileage, etc. But Centerfolds has the right balance without being too heavily weighted in one area and not enough in the other. For example, H8's is off the charts in the mileage category but it's a shithole. On the other hand John John's is classy with generally 9's and 10's but there's no mileage to speak of (the goon bouncer will walk over to your table to tell you to get your hand off the dancers' knee).
Centerfolds is generally right down the middle in every category, with a few specifics to take note of:
- Mileage is above average and I can tell you from personal experience that FS in VIP is possible. But be aware that there is no privacy in VIP, it's simply over in the corner on the main floor with no walls. But bouncers tend to look the other way to whatever may be going on in VIP
- It's not a dump, but not high class either. Your buddy probably won't feel like a balla, but he won't feel like he needs a tetanus shot either. It's not the kind of place that white collar types will stop by after work, like say the Toy Chest.
- They have one of the funnest stages, IMO. On most Fri / Sat nights the girls do 3-song sets with 3 girls on stage at the same time, rotating 1 off / 1 on after each song. There is usually lots of contact between the girls on stage and it's quite common for 2 girls to lay on the stage 69'ing each other.
- The music is loud and tends to lean towards rock / metal. This is one of the reasons that I enjoy the place
- Waitstaff is pretty laid back and not pushy
I hope this helped, or at least gives you something to think about
[QUOTE=Sigma9]Hey everyone I need some help.
In a few week me and a few guys are throwing a birthday party for a friend and we decided go to detroit and have soem fun so we will be spending aweekend at the mgm. My friend is turning 21 (hes the youngest in the group) and we wanted to goto a strip club one night. Well it will be his first time in one so we wanted to goto the best one around that close to the mgm.
Must have drinks and very good mileage. Also can not be a dump, pref I nice clean place. We wanna make him feel balla. Must have nice private dance area/vip so he (to tell you the truth hes prob a virgin, nerdy white guy kinda look) can get crazy freaky. I'm a reg on the grand rapids and columbus boards, but I don't goto detroit often so I need help!
Thx in advance guys. Hopfully we can get the guy laid.
I've read a bit of reviews and I'm thinking h8 but I don't known if it a nice club or not (looks wise). Also if you have any other suggestion let me know.[/QUOTE]
The same guy that owns Bouzouki also owns Lolitas on Griswold right off Woodward near Comerica Park. Lolitas used to be the Grind, I have not been to Lolitas since the change. Bouzouki in Greektown is a better bet they also do a bachelor party show they will bring your boy on stage. If he is the shy type this might not work. The next area close is going out Mich ave but you have to go to Dearborn for the nice clubs. Also if you guys are staying at the MGM and have the money to spend try and get one or two dancers to come back to the hotel. They dancers can do a lot more in your hotel than in the club.
Ok I think its down to toy chest then.
Fs isn't that important. We just want him to have a good time.
Cool of you guys to help this guy out and not just tell him to RTFF (which may have been difficult to really help in this case). While Sig has just 33 posts, he has given GR mongers same major info in those posts and PMs. He ain't a n00b.
[QUOTE=Sigma9]Ok I think its down to toy chest then.
Fs isn't that important. We just want him to have a good time.[/QUOTE]
Good choice
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if FS is your top priority than H8's is your only sure thing.
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Which H8's (Ink, or SG)
If you go during day, look for Shalene.
Otheriwse, the tall, jacked girl in the cowboy hat, or the real thin, hot tall, blonde will do a body good. Osrry I don't have names, iused to go there 3 x a wk, never worried about names.
Good luck
[QUOTE=Sigma9]Ok I think its down to toy chest then.
Fs isn't that important. We just want him to have a good time.[/QUOTE]
Lol thx twisted.
I'm just lazy to post most of the time.
H 8 South definitely. Bogarts on Michigan is not bad either for milage and slightly less dumpy.