There is a first time for everything
[QUOTE=BradCooperMan;3513313]OK guys I have a older 53 year old lady that loves to fuck and suck. She has her own place, very safe and nice. I have been with her several times. She is clean and tested, so blow your load where you want.
She is ugly as hell, but as sweet as they come. Never a rush with her, she will treat you good. Zero fat on this lady.
If interested let me know.[/QUOTE]I debated whether or not to report this for several days, but its just too funny / gross / weird / awkward not to share. It might hurt her business but I believe a lady would have handled the circumstances differently than she did.
I PM'd BCM for info on the 45 ish yo (I even specified the post number where he described her) and he sent me the 53 yo's info instead so I was a little off guard when she opened the door and was 10 years older and more homely than expected. To her credit, she is very nice and offered a beer or water and did not immediately ask for the donation (this is important to me; the exchange should happen in the background of the main event and I prefer it not be discussed, just completed). She lead me to her bed and we warmed me up nicely. She got on top for some CG and after an O, I rolled her over without pulling out into mish. Shortly after changing position, I noticed a dark area on the bed near where my ass had been during CG. I did my best to ignore it (ignorance is bliss right?) and successfully navigated the mental gymnastics necessary to pop while repressing my morbid curiosity. After popping, and some nice kissing, she noticed the mess and replied something equivalent to 'Oh, my bad' and went to clean herself up and bring me a wet washcloth so I could do the same. During her short absence, my fears were confirmed as I took a closer look at the bed, my crotch, and to a lesser extent, my fingers. I had literally f at $!#d the s#!t out of her, without any backdoor attention on my part at that.
After some cleanup, we chatted for a bit, but I had a hard time enjoying conversation after what had transpired and her lackadaisical response. As I got dressed, I placed the donation on a shelf near my clothes pile. I expected her to tell me to keep a portion or all of it given the circumstances; but she made no such suggestion. I wasnt about to bring up the point so we said our goodbyes.
I am a pretty enthusiastic f at $!er, and some have called me rough, but this happened during CG, so I don't think my vigor was the cause. I find it hard to believe she had no idea it was happening when it did happen. If I were in her shoes, I would have stopped, apologized profusely (citing an upset stomach or something else, refused donation, and terminated the session. But it wasnt me.
I wonder if they make crotchless adult diapers. I think I will apply for a patent.