Revisions to Dirty Old Guy's suggestions
Yo DOG,
Love your writeup with a couple of revisions:
[QUOTE=Dirty Old Guy;1438711]7) Shower Etiquette.[/QUOTE]Revision 1: A mamsan once told me: Cops won't shower. The level of vulnerability is way too high. No badge. No gun. No wire. It's just too risky. I am sure there have been exceptions, but by taking a shower, you really help put them all at ease, not to mention your provider, who will just be happy you are clean.
[QUOTE=Dirty Old Guy;1438711]12) The "Tip". The girl will usually ask if there is anything else she can do for you or if you are "OK". This is where you say what you want (HJ, BJ, FS) or make the HJ, BJ, FS "motions". She'll either say how much or just ask you for money. This is where knowing the going rate is handy. It's usually $40-$60 for HJ, $80-$100 for BJ, and $100-$140 for FS.[/QUOTE]I think the low end prices you quote are a bit high.
HJ: Yes, $40 is the going rate almost everywhere, but I've read as little as $20 seems to be OK in some locales.
BJ: Most ask for $60. Only in the last year, have I ever encountered two girls that wanted $80. A couple would have been OK with $40, because that's all I left out, and they jumped in without negotiating. (See below. I tipped more afterwards.)
FS: In places outside LA, like Oxnard and San Berdoo, from what I'm reading on these boards, the going rate is $80. In SF, it is $140-160.
Finally, the one thing you didn't recommend is leaving the tip out in advance. I know some guys here recommend strongly against it, but I have always found it works to strip down, lie down, and have the money sitting on the counter before the girl returns to the room. The only times I've ever had to haggle is when I didn't do that.
Most of the time, money is never even discussed until the girl thanks me for it as she picks it up. (Most don't even count it in front of me, if I've been careful to lay it out splayed. Some don't even acknowledge it is there, so I point and say,"That's for you.") Only once or twice in many years, they have asked for more.
Only once did I get a "spa massage" (no HE) and then I simply picked up the "tip" handed her a $20, and said thank you. And she smiled and said,"You're welcome." No harm, no foul. (And then she said,"Next time," and made the hand motion. But there wasn't a next time. But I digress.)
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Thanks M- It's been a while
[QUOTE=Mazda05; 1436943]Damn!
Nice to see SharkinOC on the boards again.
Welcome back sir![/QUOTE]Best regards to all my peeps!
-Shark-