Re: Natalia - 608-906-2346
[QUOTE=Coyote36]ON HOH there is a lot of bad replies about her having TO many rules and this and that to bad those puppies of hers could make some serious dough if she treated us right.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=KingDd]That is if she'd let you touch them for more than 2 seconds.[/QUOTE]
Thanks Coyote and KingDd.
Too many rules and a 2 second time limit on touching, apparently her phone conversations aren't the only thing with a cut-short time limit. (CLICK)
Phone Conversations with H00kers
[QUOTE=Permanent Wood]G-Cart, well that's fucked up, but probably true. I knew there had to be more to it than just getting hung up on for no good reason. I remember one girl a while back hung up on me for asking where she was located, Kinky Karma who worked with Naughty Nikki. I really just want to know if they're my type. It's another reason why we need more people contributing to the board and sharing info.
So G-Cart, do you have anything to contribute on our local talent?[/QUOTE]My experience has been the same with providers. There was a woman back in December that advertised on CL that she was pregnant. Well, a pregnant Hispanic chick with large swollen milk-laden titties? You know Cooch be all over that. I called her up, asked rates, etc. Then asked if her milk had come in. [b]CLICK! [/b] I wound up getting with her, her milk had come in, and I drank deeply from her big fat engorged fountains.
But MAN what a hassle. So I think there must be some way that us mongers should be able to establish communication with these babes to get our info w/o getting the BIG CLICK. I dunno, saying something like [i]Hey, my name is Murgatroid, and I saw your ad on C/L. I'm interested in your ad, but I've been ripped off by girls in the past, so I want to know if we get along well before I drive to you. Is that cool? "[/i]
Of course I'm expecting them to think like rational human beings, and if there's one thing a h00ker aint, it's a rational human being. They had their brains in their c*nts and they've all been fucked out. So what're you gonna do?
Cooch
In search of that diamond
Like PW, I'm also constantly in search of that diamond in the ruff, it seems, and jumped back into my version of the hobby when I called Tara and found she's out of town for a few weeks.
What intrigued me was this add:
[quote]Would you like a great relaxing bodywork today? 100% Erotic Pleasure............ Fantastic Erotic/Sensual Massage........portable massage table, lotions, candles..... ABOUT ME - All Natural 38C's round full hips, blond/brown hair, voluptuous figure, deep blue eyes, 5'8", 36 yrs...sexy, fun to be around, great personality, very clean & professional..knows how to please... INCALL SPECIAL in Madison area!!! 1 HH $80 roses. 1 hour $125 608---2-1-7---3--6--4-3-
Please no restricted calls or text messages...........call early if you want to book ahead ..... see ya soon.......Available for you today and this week Tues-Friday also, evenings only!!
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[url]http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_sensual_bodywork_incalls_specials_west_35/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1135556[/url]
I got an evening off, so I stopped by her SW hotel location. We had some problems making the appointment, and she had some problems getting me in the door, so we ended up settling on $50 for 20 mins. She didn't watch the clock at all, and it may have gone close to 30. Anyway, I've become convinced that we need to always always always try to go a little lower than the ad to get these rates under control.
She greeted me at the door with a smile, hug, and nighty on. She's a big girl -- BBW type - but not quite as big as those who advertise as such. She has a warm smile and very friendly demeanor. Very high marks on attitude. She does in fact have a massage table, which is always a good sign. However, she had some crappy perfumely lotion (not oil) which is a bad sign I've found. The massage was rushed, but because of my time constraints. I'd rate it "OK with potential." Not as good as Tara, I reckon, but worth someone checking out.
After a few minutes on my back, in which she did her best to give me some facsimile of a backrub in that time. It was good -- I'd go back -- but not great. She did lay on me a few times... she's a bigger girl but it was still great to feel those tits on me.
Next she flipped me over. She started on the member with long and slow strokes. She massaged the balls plenty too -- clearly knows what she's doing. I asked if those tits came out to play, and she said yes. She flopped them out and i played with them and her ass some. I played with her ass some... didnt go for the pussy but it may have been allowed.
I propped my pillow up to watch and she did a neat thing of sitting behind my cock, looking into my eyes so i could see her tits, face, and my cock in one view. I shot pretty quickly and moved on.
Overall, pretty damned good for $50. Not sure if I'll go back or not, but probably perfect for someone out there -- if you like the massage can do nights, and like a bigger more mature girl. She's a diamond in the rough if you can keep the rates down and end up hitting it off, I think, as this was an introductory offer kind of meeting.
Takeela Needs You! 608-408-9647
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