A behind the scenes report - Washington City Paper
I thought you might be interested in these articles from the Washington City Paper today re: the SW scene in DC:
[url]http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/tag/average-sex-day/[/url]
Crazy Night Out Saturday!!!
This past Saturday was interesting to say the least.. The kid headed over to his buddys crib in Fredrick to watch the UFC fight.. The kid wanted to see Anderson Silva whip up on Forest Griffin(which he did lol).. The kid got to his man's crib and this fool says he cant get the fight and that something was up with his cable.. DAMMITT!!!!! So here the kid is buzzing off of beer(heineken) and no fight to watch.. The kids buddy didnt want the night to be a bust, so they end up going to a strip club 15 min away from his crib.. Now, the kid aint been to a strip club in a minute(why would i, when i could hit the loop lol)..Didnt even know Fredrick had strip clibs like that.. Needless to say, it sucked, and the chics were busted.. The kid and his buddy decide to bailout.. Here it is 2am(still early) and the kid's buddy says he wants a little action and to head to the loop.. You dont have to tell the kid twice and off we went.. Downtown was live and jumping as usual.. Aint nothin like a nice summer night with the right humidity and club hoppers and ****** all over the place lol.. The kids buddy spots a few he wanted to smash.. Dude was in heaven and couldnt make up his mind.. The kid didnt partake this time around but wishes he did.. Saw a lot of new faces as well as familiar faces.. The kid and his bud decided to cut the bs and do this monger thing on foot.. The asses look so much better while on foot lol.. Found some familiar faces on 12th and K.. Called out to Destiny but she ignored the kid at first until he dropped his user.. Her eyes lit up with excitement followed by a big hug.. Seen Jordan, who was lookin thick and plump asswise(got to get at that soon) Seen Kitty who is showing like crazy but the ass looked good.. The kid bets that ass is phat and juicy right about now(The kid knows he's sick lol).. The kid wouldnt have minded gettin behind Chyna, she was lookin smashable but it was his night to sit on the sidelines and let his man shine.. Met this new chic who ran with Destiny by the name of Chance.. Chance was a little on the frail side but very sexy and cute.. The kid might have to check id on this one lol.. The kids buddy was fucking star struck and definetly wanted some Chance.. The kid told his boy to get aquainted with Chance while he swooped around with the monger rider.. The kid pulls up and sees his homie chopping it up with some dude??? Pimp maybe??? It was a Pimp alright lol.. The kid hears laughter and low and behold dude comes up and introduces himself as Pimp Trick!!!!! The kid couldnt do nothing but laugh lol.. The kid had to get out of the ride to dap the main man Pimp Trick up.. LOL!!! The kid finally meets another monger in the flesh LOL!!! The kids buddy and Chance pull off to do their thing while TW and PT chop it up for a few, staring at all the phat asses and comparing info..PT and TW also chopped it up with Yanni/Heaven and Chyna for a few as well.. Gotta admit PT is one cool cat and has a lot of intel on the chics and other mongers lol.. The kids buddy pulls back around with what seemed like the shortest session in history lol.. The kid sees sexy Chance exiting the monger rider and proceeds to get her digits for future plans.. The kids gotta get some of that lanky ass lol.. The kid exchanges info wit PT and jumps in the monger rider to see what else was out.. By this time, the LE patty wagon was makin its way around and other mongers started gettin pulled over.. The kid and his bud decided to call it a night and head out.. All in all was a good night.. The kid met PT and the kid got to give his buddy a taste of the monger life.. The kid thinks his buddy is in love with Chance lol.. All he kept talking about on the way home was how tight her head game was and that she rode the shit out of him lol..
PS- The kids got some reports of Yanni and Chyna he'll post soon.. Stay tuned.
World's Most Expensive Handjob
Gents,
Prepare your eggs and rotten veggies... I have a feeling I'm gonna get pelted after this report...
I've been cruising lately, but I haven't dated much, mostly from lack of interest. I haven't been completely inactive, and I've had good times recently with Storm, Jordan, Kitty/Courtney, and Rissa, but I keep looking for that diamond in the rough.
So, on 8/5/09, I found myself rounding the loop again and again and again, as usual, and the streets were relatively dead. I saw two girls, a WSW and BSW who were dressed like club girls and looked new (to me, but not the street), but almost no one else.
Till I saw Natalie. I saw this tall brunette looking waaaaaaaaaaay too good to be a SW at 16/K. She completely ignored me, so I rounded the block a couple times, till I saw her crossing to the the St Regis Hotel. I loop a few more times, and, as luck would have it, I saw her crossing back to the Hilton, walking around with a map in her hand like some lost tourist at 3:30AM. She was still ignoring me (and everyone else), so I decided to park and do some foot patrol. I struck up conversation with her until she started hinting about "massage". She doesn't come off as an SW at all; definitely seems more like an indy/renegade CL girl.
We walk to my car and agree on $200.
Then the upsell starts, and I should've known better.
She said she had a room in Rosslyn, but as I started driving there, she says I have to get my own room. She phones a ho-friend who finds us a $90 room in Crystal City. Now, this is already a steep-ass date for the track, but, BELIEVE ME, this girl has the looks to back it up. Model-quality face and body, 5'9", flat abs, perfect heart-shaped ass, and the BEST natural tits I've ever seen. Ever. I thought for sure they were fake at first, but they're not.
At the room, she started with a massage, which was surprisingly good. She leaves her panties on, and, when I try to remove them, I find out what the real menu is (not including room!):
$200 - massage + HJ
$350 - panties off
$400 - DATY
$500 - CBJ
$600 - CFS
And she kept pestering me about a tip! WTF?!?
The HJ was better than many of the CBJs I've had, and her spectacular body and enthusiastic performance (and those breasts! and legs! and... well, everything) made it good. But $290 good??? Depends on how horny I am I guess.
And my dumb, horny ass negotiated for DATY for an additional $150. So I was out $440 at this point for roughly 90 minutes.
As I dropped her at her hotel, I asked her if I could take her picture, but, as I should've guessed, that costs money, too ($100 for a clothed cell phone pic).
Super hot, but waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay outta my price range for a weekday night. Would I repeat? Only if I hit that Powerball jackpot.
-Strata