Sexual Things to Do Before We Die. Fucket List
[QUOTE=Christophe1;2670055]Bucket list.
Here are a couple I didn't even know about.
Having a girl ride you and suddenly stop to say, Oh I think you went too deep. In the moment you felt something funky with the head of your dick but it all felt good. Then you lift her up and pull her over into mish to discover she is wetter than Niagara Falls.
Stuck in traffic on the 101. No problem. Take off her panties and play away with her little Hero. Next thing you know you're smiling at the congestion while receiving a hummer. Hi everybody!
Getting videoed while dining at the VAGINA. Damn I eat some good pussy. Yum Yum Yum. Slurp.
Asking a girl to pee on you while you fuck her. That's actually a good one to say to make her uber horny.
Tricks and Treats.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Willie23;2672811]Nice!
I had a girlfriend once who would do anything I asked. Skinny blonde. And driving on the freeway one day, I had her pull off her panties and fuck herself with a peeled banana. I almost ran off the road.
Check that one off.
Had a fling with a woman who was not terribly attractive, but was super sexual and very into me. I was not accepting her invitations to come to Malibu and fuck her so she upped the ante by bringing her 21 year old niece to the mix. And I accepted. Yum.
Check that one off.[/QUOTE]LOL Willie. Getting the Malibu Ghetto X2. Check off indeed. My first and only real threesome was when I was a young buck of only 17 and had two virgins during a high school party. The first one wanted me to take her and I took her back into her parents rooms although she was apprehensive. She asked that her friend join in our bedroom shenanigans and they held hands as I did whatever 17 year old novices do with their dicks when given two naked girls holding hands.
Flash forward and I'm with my latest and greatest and she said I was teacher. I stuck my finger in her butt. She stuck her finger in my butt and we fucked. 20 positions later and I felt like I didn't teach her too much.
I need other peoples' ideas.
Just had my bucket list experience
Met a cute black chick by accident. She asked me for light and we enjoyed a smoke together while she asked me all sorts of questions. She asked me if I'd like to meet up with her sometime and gave me her phone number. She said she would be waiting for my call. I texted her later and just said "this is my number. " we texted back and forth and agreed to meet for breakfast later in the week. We had a late breakfast after which she said what are you doing the rest of the day. I told her I liked her cute ass. She said "good, you will have to fuck it. " damn. We went to a motel and fucked and sucked all afternoon. BBBJ, daty, dato, bls, anal, finger up the ass, porn on the tv. All bareback. She was clean and tasty. She then told me she was a hairdresser and gave me a haircut. Never met such a sexually adventurous lady. It was all a blur. I came five times and I am a one shot kind of guy. I can now die with a smile on my face.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush
Time to get stupid. What the hell does the above expression mean? I'd much rather be doing two behind the bush or perhaps even getting two bushes. Nappy, long, curly, or, and especially, AND shaved. Why be greedy or rest on my haunches while there's some more fine booty to drill. Found some good booty lately but still had to stop by a Zen style massage parlor to get the freak on with a Korean hottie. Damn it feels good to have some bare boobies and nipples rubbing on the back. Giddy like a fat kid walking into a candy shop.
Cock milking by a Milkmaid [URL]http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/eurovision-2014-poland-cause-stir-3524256[/URL].
Ever have your cock milked? I know of at least three providers that do this to perfection. They get you up on all fours, like your a grand fucking bull ready to sire a herd, and from behind stroke your cock. The milkmaid is going to milk out every last drop. It starts off heavenly and gets even better because they start sucking on your balls (that's the best), then the scrotum, all while focusing on the donkey dick they're creating in their lubed-slippery hands. Then they circle their tongue to all your areas while they slowly start fucusing on their center target leading to some RIM. This experience along with the pull of gravity makes junior feel like a raging bull and at the minimum adds another inch. With Li Li, who works out of ELA and reviewed in the Asian Providers section, I went straight to fucking her in Mish, then doggie, and finishing back in the MISH. She was so into it that I hammered away until I literally exploded to pieces forming another universe. When I came back to earth, she showed me that she was bleeding a little bit. I'm not a giant by any means, but the gravity along with the milking swelled the little guy up so much that I ended up doing some damage. I profusely apologized when she said she wasn't going on the rag.
Gilf.
Yumida in Highland has got to be the oldest women lady I ever been with. If you are younger (<70) and looking for an adventure, along with some cock milking, here you go. To the credit of Gilfs they always make me feel special. It's almost a pleasure to be helping out some one that has supported the cause for so long. After a discussion about how she was a SoCal must-stop tour destination I gave her a visit. She welcomed me and took her time. Mind you she is not very attractive, though for the most part, you don't see her. She just stays back there and does her deed. When she milked me it felt like I was shooting out an extra million little guys as each squirt propelled itself and made little "Ping"s and "Thump"s on to the sheet.
Nuru.
Li Li does Nuru too. Just make sure she heats that stuff up.