2005 Archived Strip Club Reports
Portland Gents:
Use this thread to discuss ALL [b]commercial establishments[/b], in the greater PDX area, including: [indent]* Strip Clubs - over 21
* Strip Clubs - Juice Bars
* Lingerie Modeling Parlors
* Live Nude Peep Shows
* Massage Parlors
* Swingers Clubs [/indent]
These all "can be" good places to meet girls. Usually the girls you "meet" at these places will be completely nude - [red]naked girls![/red] :p ...According to the laws of Oregon. This thread will cover ALL Portland and suburbs: Gresham, Beaverton, Tualatin, Clackamas.
[b]RESOURCE:[/b] [url=www.xmag.com]Exotic Magazine[/url] is FREE at local adult stores and other locations. You may find others, such as Xcitement, or SFX Magazine. All of these are full of advertising for local escorts, clubs, and parlors. You will find a MAP of Portland in the middle, showing locations of clubs. However not ALL clubs and stores, are listed in every magazine.
Oregon is home to MORE nude entertainment per capita, than any state in the USA. We've got MORE strip clubs, modeling joints, lingerie parlors, nude peeps, and such than anywhere else in the country. Welcome! I repeat - We got lots and lots of [red]naked girls[/red] here in Oregon! :p
[B]EXAMPLES OF BARS, CLUBS, PARLORS, PEEPS:[/B]
[B]STRIP CLUBS[/B] in Oregon come in two varieties: "Nude Bars" which are regular bars and taverns, serve alcohol (either Beer & Wine, or Full Bar) and are limited to patrons AGE 21 or OVER. "Juice Bars" are few in number, may look like regular bars however they ONLY serve soft drinks. These are open to all patrons AGE 18 or over. TOTAL we have over 50 nude dancing strip clubs and bars in the Portland Area!
[indent][b]Club 205, Dino's, Jody's, Tommy's[/b] are a few of MY favorite strip clubs. These are all located on the East side of the river, in Portland. Many can be found close to the Airport. IMO the best clubs are SE and NE Portland. Note, some of these places are "dives". Not flashy formal Gold Club type joints - but the girls are casual and friendly, and that's what I like. If you prefer the "show girl" Gold Club type places - we got those too! Try [b]Stars Cabaret[/b] near Beaverton. Either way - they ALL feature full nude dancing, and there is NO COVER charge. You're expected to buy a drink and remember: Girls work on TIPS gentlemen. $1 per song, has been the "going rate" in Portland nude bars for 20 years. Just keep putting out that $1 TIP... and enjoy the action!
[b]Jiggles[/b] is a Juice Bar, located right off I-5, take the Tualatin/ Nyberg Rd. exit just South of Portland. Live Nude Girls and you can dig the action if you're 18 years "young" but also, older gents welcome - like any strip club you are expected to: 1. Buy a (soft) Drink, and 2. TIP!!![/indent]
[b]MODELING PARLORS[/b] in Oregon have become popular over the past 10+ years. These are mostly Lingerie Modeling Parlor, or "LMP" establishments. Not my cup of tea, but they stay open so I'll assume some fellas enjoy the experience. In general at Oregon's LMP's - you walk in, are greeted by one or more girls - and are given a sales pitch. The deal is supposedly a nude modeling session, there is a House Fee, and the girls "accept Tips" meaning they expect TIPS. If you ask about how much tipping is expected, you often hear "The bigger the Tip, the better the Show". No prices are ever posted and it seems the girls can make up their own rules, whatever. The girl explains, you will receive a private modeling session, of course there is no touching allowed. You are invited to "Get as comfortable as you want". Meaning there IS touching by YOU, of your own dick! :) That is why Oregon's LMP's are referred to as [b]Jack Shacks[/b].
[indent][b]Sugar Daddy's, Baby Dolls, Private Pleasures[/b] are a few of the LMP's in Portland - mostly East side, and a few West side. It seems we have now at least a dozen of these places. Reports of cost start with the typical "House Fee" of $40 - $60. That buys you 20 - 30 minutes of private time. [red]Girls work on Tips.[/red] Some of the shacks will tell you, up front, $100 TIP is expected. Most give you the line about "The bigger the better". One thing for certain - if you do NOT tip fairly big, you'll spend 20 minutes sitting there with a girl who does nothing. Self Service - go ahead and Jack Off!! :cool: [/indent]
[b]LIVE NUDE PEEPS, MASSAGE PARLORS, SWINGERS CLUBS[/b] - These are few and far between, so will describe these later. Any reports please Reply to this thread. In general the Massage Parlor scene in Portland is dead - we do NOT have "Asian Massage Parlors" (AMP's) HERE. If you are looking for an AMP, your best bet is San Francisco. Portland does have a few Live Peep Show places which are connected to adult book stores usually. Unfortunately these are now trying to become like LMP's since the girls want to make LMP style tips. Bad Bet. If you're looking for a REAL good Live Peep, try the Lusty Lady in (again) San Francisco. There is also a Lusty Lady in Seattle. We need one in Portland!! There is ONE good Swingers Club, the [b]Ace Of Hearts[/b] located in S.E. Portland on 39th just south of Powell. Group gropes, orgy's and spin-the-bottle type circle jerks, mostly couples as Swinger events go.
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My theory on the situation on this board and portland
Basically in Portland, the problem is that AMPs do not exist.
This brings about 4 things.
1. Lingerie modeling parlors posing as AMPs but with over priced and often self service. This situation only exists because there are AMPs to fill this need so people here have to put up with this.
2. Street walker/drug addict population this refers to the the drug population that is riddled with HEP-C and AIDS as well as drug issues, tendencies for erractic behavior, rip offs and some time violent or dangerous situations
3. Escort services that are often sets up and rip offs.
4. The most strip clubs per capita, basically Portland is filled with mostly run down strip clubs, a few high class, but for the most part run down and hard to get anywhere there.
This creates an unsafe environment for customers who have to basically get fucked with just to get needs met. IT also creates a situation where there are no 100% bets, be it escort, SW, lingerie modeling, strip clubs. You can't walk in to a situation knowing what you will get.
On the other hand, glory holes, bath houses and elicit homosexual activity is tolerated, which is interesting also.
One hting I really didnt/do not like is how the board on some level is anti-lingerie modeling places and at one time discouraged any talk of it or said it was too expensive or a waste of time. People were like looking down on people who posted about lingerie modeling places saying that picking up a crazy stranger, perhaps on drugs, looking to rip you off was some how better.
I dont think so.
I'm glad this portion is up and I will contribute more in my next post.