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Sluttypie
01-21-10, 23:11
Hi there,

I just relocated from Louisville and thought I'd drop a note and say hello....

If you'd like to hang out with the hostest with the mostest, check out my website and drop me a line!

www.sluttypie.escort-site.com

See ya soon!

SluttyPie

Sluttypie
02-02-10, 00:16
Saw something interesting.

Megan615 posted on e.com she is coming to our area. Looked at her website and noticed a warning posted saying

Girls in or traveling to Indiana beware of:

Phone #: (317)431-9508

IP: 69.136.185.238

Wow - good to know?

How many SP's know how to identify someone's IP address?

Johnny - makes that TOR software look pretty enticing.I'm glad that Megan615 posted that, I saw her website when I was looking to her for a reference on a hobbyist. I saw this warning and I actually got a text message from this fellow.

And identifying an IP is as easy as having the right software and half a brain to utilize said software.

Sluttypie
02-02-10, 12:41
Unfortunately, an IP alone isn't always much help. There are proxies, etc. But this one in particular is easy:

C:\Documents and Settings\HP_Administrator>nslookup 69.136.185.238
Server: resolver1.dyndnsinternetguide.com
Address: 216.146.35.35

Name: c-69-136-185-238.hsd1.in.comcast.net
Address: 69.136.185.238

So, its a comcast.net customer. YOu can take the c-69-136-185-238.hsd1.in.comcast.net and map it and get a reasonable idea of where that node is but that is about it. Well, that is as far as my skill take it anyhow.This is true, knowing the IP is helpful in the event of a "situation" but certainly not an end all be all in finding out one's identity. As Brahma pointed out. But as I said if something were to occur, any and all information you had on the individual in question. Hobbyist OR provider would be useful!

Sluttypie
06-12-10, 07:39
I don't have anything vested in either side of the discussion, but I'm sure those many of us in the middle of the 2 opposing sides that are trying to utilize this site for its intended purpose would appreciate not having to cut a swathe through the flames between A. B. E. Spokesfolks and those not appreciating their business model.

Just asking, because the last flame war made me want to go don my former fire gear and douse both sides with crash foam for an hour.

Agree to disagree, take it to a non-used thread and flame the heck out of it, but don't bog down the main info lines to call each other names. Please?

Thanks in advance.

JayYes the main info lines are indeed getting bogged down with this drivel.

But Jay you should still don your old fire gear and come and hose me down for about and hour or so.

Shameless Self Promoting Pie.

Sluttypie
06-12-10, 13:49
A comment about a "side" of the business you've never used? You were clearly talking about the "rub down" (amazing language) side of the business and were unaware (of most things generally, but in this case certainly particularly) that A.B.E provides several different adult entertainment services.

Face it, Toy; you're trolling. For whom or what business we can only guess. You have been weighed, measured and found wanting.

And you will for a long time, I suspect.Now I'm just a simple Pie, no rocket surgeon or anything but I was under the impression that most fellas are found wanting therefore they "troll". Just as you madam and myself, for that matter, are wanting and thereby "trolling". Just for different things. No?

I would also go out on a limb here and say that your attitude towards established members of this forum and overall general "high school-ery" won't get you or your girls what you want or are "trolling" for.

SP

Sluttypie
06-12-10, 14:06
If you would like to experience the most extroidinary "hands-free" massage technique that I learned from an ancient Chinese Zen Master then I suggest you contact me immediatly!!

You will be kicking yourself for years to come if you miss this awesome opportunity.

If Billy Mays were still alive - I would be his most exciting endorsement yet!

Email now! Do not wait! Operator is standing by ;)

www.sluttypie.escort-site.com

Sluttypie
06-12-10, 17:22
Hahahahahahahahaha.... oh now THERE's an image. ;)

Thanks Pie, I needed that laugh today (meant in the nicest of ways.. it's been a seriously long, long, LONG day)I do always aim to please.

A laugh in the midst of dipshittery is always welcome in my opinion!

(dipshittery meant in the nicest way of course hahaha)

Sluttypie
06-13-10, 14:10
I love you Pink! You're for sure a no bullshit chick and I respect you and everything you say.I agree with you Scoresman. I love a no bullshit broad!

Pink your analogy of the Lord of The Flies hit the nail on the right on the head! Your assesment of this board is dead on and hilarious. The way I first found out about this is that someone contact me asking all sorts of dumbass questions like "will you rip me off". "you're not going to take my wallet from me". And just all sorts of ridiculous and childish questions, all indiscrete of course. I got completely irritated and asked him what his problem was. I'm ever inquistive and thought he may be slightly retarded and was curious what sort of experience he had and where he was getting his information about girls. He then said USAG and then said he saw my name mentioned. While my name was mentioned favorably it still infuriated me that a sewing circle like this would exist and I would be talked about unbeknownst to me.

In Indianapolis where I am from there is even a fellow who follows around SW's and takes pictures of them, IMO that that is going too far. AND boy does that dude need to get a life.

Since I have been perusing this site for a little over a year I have used it to my advantage and think that it is a good tool to have around for both sides but occasionally does have sheeple hobbyists and the dumbass providers who flame and act like fools.

I love your attitude Pink and on my cell many numbers come up as "DO NOT ANSWER" LOL

Good luck up north lady

SP

Sluttypie
06-16-10, 19:05
I read this a while ago somewhere but I find the article a great reading that's why I kept it:

I have found that American women are the most reverse sexist women in the world. They think their scat doesnt stink; it smells like ice cream. They expect men to pay for the privilege of being in their presence. They have the most rights of any human beings to ever live on the planet, yet they are still unhappy. They believe men conspire to pay them 76 cents on the dollar, rape them, sexually harass them. They think that cooking or doing anything else nice for a man is slavery. So they will refuse to do it. They believe being argumentative and confrontational is what makes a strong woman. They prefer the frat boys, rich kids in BMWs, and bad boys while theyre young and in their prime, then when they have 3 kids, sagging breasts, stretchmarks, varicose veins, they expect the nice men they ignored in their youth to come be a surrogate daddy to kids who arent his. American women complain that men are too aggressive in their approach. But if American women actually did their half of the work (initiating a conversation every once in a while or asking men out); if American women knew how to flirt (and meant it instead of flirting for attention then turning the guy down); if American women actually knew how to flirt instead of acting like cowards, then men wouldnt have to jump at the slightest sign of interest.

American women think their sexuality is worth more than men's. I know cause I've been to Europe where women exchange sex.in- exchange for sex. Here the women want to be impressed with both social and financial status before they will have sex with a man.

Their ideal man is a rich excon/thug. They don't realize that these two are polar opposites. You hear women saying "I like bad boys", and in the same breath they will say "I just want a man who won't treat me like crap. " Newsflash, sister. A bad boy will treat you like crap.

Basically women don't have any social constraints on their behavior, because that is "oppressive", but it was for the good of everyone that women's behavior was regulated. Men have violence, and there are laws against it. Women have emotional terrorism, attention-whoring, acceptable prostitution, etc. These can not be legislated against. There must be social constraints against them. American society has convinced women that they are always right; that anything bad is a man's fault. So women will act free to do as they wish, with no consideration for anyone else.

I've come to realize that most american women have a princess mentality. This manifests itself when they need their "attention fix. " Their parents fully convinced them that they were entitled to everything, and that few men are good enough for what they have.

American women will stare at you from across the room, smile, and gawk at you for hours. Then when you approach one they will say they have a boyfriend. They will come up to you on a daily basis, rub your arm, smile and say Hi,. Then when you ask them to hang out they will say you got the wrong idea. They will initiate a conversation with you every time they see you for weeks, as if they're interested (yes I'm aware that it doesnt always mean theyre interested). They will exchange numbers with you and say "call me anytime. " Then when you call and leave messages they won't answer. They won't call you either. Or they will talk to you or date you a few times and you'll think everything's fine. Then she will stop taking your calls. The next time you see her she's got her fat nose up in the air, laughing at you, as if she were some highly sought after prize.

Since the Victorian age, in Anglo societies (US, UK, Canada, Oz, Nz), women were put on a pedestal because they were the mothers of future generations. This was a probably a good idea at the time, because up to one-third of women died during child birth. So this inspired men's natural chilvarous nature to protect women. It is OK to put women on a pedestal as long as they are going to adhere to the rules of sexual constitution. Not sleeping around. Once a woman starts to sleep around, then her sex isn't of higher value than men's. The whole reason for putting women on a pedestal was because they would be mothers and they werent having sex with many men. The moment that women became sexually liberated, putting women on a pedestal should have been eliminated. But unfortunately women still hold onto the old notions that their sexuality is worth more than men's simply because theyre women. So they arent interested in a man who's on their level. No, a normal man is invisible. Women want men who are many levels above them. But the women don't want to provide anything in return except for sex. This is in no way an equal partnership if one person brings more to the table AND does most of the work while the other brings nothing and does no work.

As a result, women have almost nothing to offer men. Except sex. They are no longer women, but instead walking caricatures of men in women's bodies. Women are fully convinced of their moral superiority. Just try disagreeing with one, especially if your opinion is not politically correct. You will find that you are no longer entitled to your own opinoin. In fact, you're an ignorant bastard, and you'd better change your opinion to fall in line with hers. These women have no problem with nagging, shaming, guilt tripping, insulting, withholding affection, etc to get their way. This is what happens when you convince women that they are always right; that women can do no wrong; that women are the ones who are really 'fair, just' etc.

The whole concept that a man should buy a woman a ring worth two months of his salary is further evidence of how degraded society is and how spoiled women are. In every other society, the father has to pay a dowry for the husband to accept his daughter. In America, women expect some diamond so she can impress her friends. That's fine, but is she going to spend $12, 000 on her husband? Is she going to put $12, 000 down on the house?

I know some guys think certain western women are just as bad as American women. But in Europe, being male isn't seen as being a crime as it is here in the states. Women will automatically become more materialistic when their nation acculumates wealth (even in Eastern countries, women's number one past-time is shopping). What is not natural is women thinking they are entitled to something just because they're women; that they are morally superior; that they should be catered to; that the man should always pay; that they are entitled to all the benefits of equality with none of the responsibilities and men should treat them in an old fashioned manner while the women snub that role.

I could go on forever.Whoever wrote that article is the most ball-less, non-pussy getting human male on the face of the planet. While I agree that broads these days are waaaaaaay out of control, it is the weak man that perpetuates her. The female uses the almighty "pussy power" to get what she wants and the weak male placates her.

IMO that if there would be an uprising of men, stop taking the shit of women - perhaps things might change.

It is a vicious cycle in society that not only women are to blame for....men have long since relinquished their hold on their manhood for some reason. I would imagine it's because men also have some sort of biological clock as well and need to spread the seed and carry on the name. You men need to stand up and assert yourselves, grab your nuts out of the handbags of the women who carry them and put them back in your own wallets.

Broads are not anything special, this coming from one. Men are not anything special either. However together WE are something special as human beings. Men should be MEN and women should be women and support their men. We all have roles to play and until men stop walking on eggshells and letting the woman make all the rules no changes will ever be made.

But seriously you can't just bash the women alone...it's the nutless men who let it all happen. Not that that negates the tremedous bitchery of the average female, but as I said one perpetuates the other and the cycle will forever continue until the nutless finally become the BALLS OF STEEL.

Remeber Al Bundy and his NO MA'AM club....yeah, he was on to somethin'.

And thats my .50 cents worth :)

However while all your broads continue to be pussy holdin' out twats - there will be wonderful sweet little Pie's like me to make you feel all better :)

Sluttypie
06-17-10, 16:15
Is Hailey difficult to get a hold of? I have been trying her phone all evening and it just goes to VM.You also have to be patient! With a provider such as Hailey - being as hot as she is I'm sure she gets a ton of requests! I don't know her personally but as a provider myself, take it from me we get lots of calls and I'm not sure about her but we do have other things going on other than "providing" lol

She will get to you...just because she isn't available when you try to call doesn't mean she is "difficult" to get a hold of. Ya just gotta wait your turn lol

Another thing, at least with me is when I get a person who calls and calls and calls and leaves messages over and over again (not that that is your case) but I tend to ignore that person and put them on the DO NOT ANSWER list on my cell. Pushiness is a stinky cologne.

.2 cent givin' Pie

Sluttypie
06-18-10, 16:03
This week only for all you hard workin' fellas and Daddies out there, little SluttyPie is offering a special just for you!

Come and treat yourself to a sweet little playmate who knows how to relax her Daddy!

150/hr
100/hh
50/15 min

502-529-6676

xoxo Pie

Sluttypie
06-18-10, 20:35
Ms. Pie is offering some sweet specials all next week for all you Daddies out there!

www.sluttypie.escort-site.com

Make sure you read the blog section for the specials!

502-529-6676

send me a text letting me know where you heard about me from, what day/time you are needing...DateCheck/P411 ID or a provider ref.

Sluttypie
06-21-10, 03:20
Bottom line is hoes are a dime a dozen they come and go. I don't "need" a hoe. Why deal with a place that advertises all over the place and even has a youtube channel to "market" hoes? ABE will bring heat on themselves with all their loud mouthed foolishness. Look at all the talk here, it can only get worse.Dear Scoresman, reading your posts on here are often humorous and you sound so full of tension and VERY MUCH in NEED of a certain HO' with a certain talent who is very highly reviewed in THAT area.

I believe she is running a special this week that is very reasonable especially for her skillset and you really do NEED it. REALLY!

Aside from my shameless self promotion and smartassery. I agree that the youtube thing is kind of ridiculous and this coming from an Accounting/Business major. Um, just not upscale enough of a place first off and secondly even if it was. Youtube would not be the place I would market my "companions". ABE, do not take offense I do not know any of of you I am merely stating my opinion on that particular venture.

Another thing Scoresman baby, while I am in agreement that the "HO' " is a dime a dozen. You do need them, don't kid yourself Tiger Dick or if it makes you feel better how about saying, you WANT them. If you did not then why are you here all pent up and frustrated and mmmmmm obviously in need of a GOOD HO! Of which I know one personally with a PH. E. AD hahahahah

And Spermanherman. I've always wanted to post and tell you I looooove your name. I also am in agreement with you we do need each other or if it makes some feel better on the semantics tip. We all WANT each other. And we should never bite unless asked or told.

Sincerely,

- The Super Coffee Slurpin, Fathers Day All Week Special Havin' PIE.

Sluttypie
06-22-10, 02:11
An email I recieved and did not reply to...any thoughts?

"I would love to see you this Evening. I am here Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday Evening. I would like a half hour session. I am in Zip Code 40205 and I am available during the week. I love massages full nude with full release or full service or bathing. Leave your phone number or Yahoo Messenger ID and best time to contact you or I can call you through Yahoo Messenger at *******. I have 50 roses available for you right now for your shortest possible session and 75 roses for an Hour Session. I would like you to come between 9 PM and 10:30 PM. My number is 502-895-7707 extension 3486 ask for Mr. Clark room 116 for 4 nights."

First of all, wtf is with all the explicit language...Second, my rates are on my page and I do not get them dictated to me. This seems to me to be a mass Uncle email to BP girls...I could be wrong this "Mr Clark" could just be a drunk on the Chateau de Dummass but I have never recieved an email like this and am curious what others think of this. If any providers reading this have recieved this email your input would be appreciated.

Also when I got this email he stated that he wanted to see me "this Evening" then goes on with the rest of the spiel and then at the end he says he wanted me there between 9-1030 when I got the email it was 10:15pm. Further lending more shady-ness to it...hmmmm.

Again, thoughts?

Sluttypie
06-22-10, 12:20
Several thoughts:

Wow, he's a generous and big spender, isn't he? Not.

Way too much detail, names, phone number, extension, 'ask for...' I can't imagine anyone using their secretary (or anyone else) to answer calls from a provider.

Finally, explicitly mentioning services is not done. I'd say the exception to this can be if a client and provider have seen each other before 'some' mention of services is okay, but on a never seen before.... No.Yeah, his generousity seems to know no bounds and the whole "ask for" thing is just, well I don't know what. I also forgot to include that he gave me the address of the hotel it is located on Dutchmans Lane near Big Springs Country Club. Perhaps this tool works there and is trying to be a pretentious jack off. Who knows but if he isn't Leo and he wishes to be a successful in his search for relaxation and/or bathing (which pardon my ignornorance but what does that even mean?). He should practice his etiquette.

Sincerely,

Annoyed Pie

Sluttypie
06-22-10, 15:05
I got the same e-mail thought it was fishy so I left that one in the pond.Yeah Wood I figured someone or some "entity" if you catch my meaning was fishing...nice try. LOL

IMO that there may be some bored Uncles with nothing better to do than to bother harmless fun seekers such as ourselves.

Sluttypie
06-30-10, 15:09
Have a slice while you can ;)

You never know where you'll catch me either here or Louisville but if you catch me...you are sure to not be disappointed!

Cute, naughty, shameless, tattooed, curvy gem of laughing vixen of fun who wants to meet YOU :)

Check out my site www.sluttypie.escort-site.com

Cya soon!

Sluttypie
07-05-10, 09:29
Maybe this will help any of you from ending up on the "Jerry Springer Show" or "48 Hours Missing."Seems to me in Josephs Book of Stripper Secrets those are typical guidelines that any man should follow when attempting to "date" period!

Espescially the specific ones quoted lol

- Morning Laugh Havin' Pie

Sluttypie
07-05-10, 09:41
Try some!

www.sluttypie.escort-site.com

Check out my little slice of heaven on the interwebz and get in touch with me and let's have some fun!

Ssluttypie!

Sluttypie
07-05-10, 09:47
Several opinions here about jenbabe http://www.escorts.com/member/2571625/jenbabe. I wish somebody knew something. I like the one where her menu looks like she is LE. The menu appears standard to me.

Some girls are very active on the internet, really "out there." Others put up a profile and lay low, getting the action they want and don't want reviews. Some change their mind as soon as they do it, but the profile remains.

We just don't know.I like how she's "visiting" downtown Clinton, IN...I am from IN and am currently there now. My aunt and cousins grew up around that area and as Lenny Bruce described small towns "I hate small towns, once you see the cannon there's nothing left to do." So yeah, downtown Clinton, IN is a funny place to visit hahahahhaha I hope you're little JenBabe is having a blast lol

Sluttypie
07-05-10, 09:53
Beware of Maninky ([Actual Personal Name deleted by Admin]) he has a sick obsession with these women and does not know when to stop! He has charges being taken out on him!

EDITOR's NOTE: This report was edited to remove Real Personal Names in the text. Please do not post anyone's actual personal name in the Forum. Thanks!Lame. Keep it with "the girls" and "the uncles" if it is true.

Save the drama for your mama and not for this forum.

Sluttypie
07-06-10, 09:38
Not sure as to what you are referring to as I have gotten busted for body rubs? I do know that you have called my girl several times for other than a body rub and listen to me for your own benefit these girls on not interested in you other than your money and the next time you call her for more than a business reason you will be talking to me! Alot of those girls has made several comments about you and are worried because you do not know when to let up. They all have your real name and one has said that she herself is going to take charges out on you. So back track yourself and get your story together man because evidentally you have your theory wrong! Everyone is watching you!So your girl isn't smart enough to have a "DO NOT ANSWER" list in her cell like we all do? So she now needs big Daddy to cause inappropriate drama on this forum?

How about YOU back track YOURSELF and get YOUR story straight as you said in previous slanderous post that charges were being taken out and in this post it is now that one girl IS GOING TO take charges out. I'm afraid I must call B.S. on that one...

I've dealt with many a pestering and enamored fellow and never has my Dearest had to get all up in my business. The Pie handles hers in a sweet and professional manner - simply put the said annoying clients number as "DO NOT ANSWER" in the cell phone and you just don't answer. If he comes into the establishment that you don't want him in - kick the fella out. It isn't that difficult.

You dramatic people that thrive on this foolishness cause problems for the rest of us. You need to keep it in the trailer park and out of this forum.

Sluttypie
07-06-10, 12:34
I ove the 'save the drama for your mama' line. One of the better things I've read on this board.As someone once said - may have been Jackson - I don't know...but this forum is called USASEXGUIDE and it is for those purposes. Not for dramatic dipshittery such as being put forth by twits who can't handle their business correctly.

This is a place where men and women alike can come and find useful tidbits as well as advertise and also just jibber jabber back and forth.

This is not the Jerry Springer forum and this is not the LE CALL FOR HELP forum. It irritates the crap out of me when I see people hopping on here causing drama and acting like fools - it ruins the fun for the rest of us and anyone who knows Ms. Pie knows that she loves her fun :)

But, dear Jake - I'm glad you liked that little line, it seemed so apt hahahah

Annoyed Pie

Sluttypie
07-07-10, 10:37
MORE rules for dating strippers that come from www gee-THAT-didn't-cost-me-alot-of-money.com

First, it may be difficult, but TRY to find a stripper who is; under 21; taking one class at IvyTech for either medical billing or nursing; estranged from her parents; waaaay behind on rent; has no car; has a 3 month old baby; and thinks your bald spot is "super-cute". These are all reliable indicators of her interest in you as a potential soulmate.

Hold your jeans up by the crotch, make sure your baggy white shirt has lots of heiroglyphics on it and your baseball cap is backwards or sideways. And wash your hair in cologne that smells like spices...very old spices.

If she is "frisky" in the back room, jackpot! - You are likely the only man that has ever aroused her animal instict enough to do that. Buy her a Rolex.

It shows sound judgement to find a stripper who has had her ass cheeks pierced together...because it's so fuckin' cool!

It really impresses strippers if you act like a complete hoon who has never seen a girl up close before. It shows you have interest in her.

If a stripper agrees to go out with you after her shift, be sure to give her lots and lots of private dances and tips first, so she'll think you're a swell guy and want to be with you even more!

And then when you DO go out, make sure she knows that you respect her too much to try anything sexual with her until your honeymoon, because you see the "real Sierra". Then buy her lots of clothes, this is very satisfying for you.

It will not be as difficult as you think to introduce your mother to a stripper that has the same first name as a state and a tatoo of a severed cock on her neck.

That's it. Just follow these rules, your heart and your dreams and don't let the inconvenience of reality spoil your good time! Cause strippers are FUN! Lot's of fun!!!!!Don't let the "inconvience" of reality spoil your good time - that is beautiful and almost caused ME to spill MY coffee LMAO

Sluttypie
07-09-10, 08:44
I have long said we should name strippers after hurricanes, because she's definitely wet, noisy, and dramatic, you'll probably get blown, you'll usually be fucked before it's over, and at the end of the day, they leave behind a path of destruction and sorrow and move on to destroy something else.

And my most recent reason, you can see her coming a thousand miles away!You guys are steady keeping little Ms. Pie laughing each morning

Good stuff and only because it's true hahahaha.

Sluttypie
07-09-10, 08:58
All I can say is..... I like pie!And Pie, I'm sure, would like you.

Sluttypie
07-09-10, 11:20
Maybe she went there hoping to hook up with Bill, while Hilary is out of town.LOL. I only wish that's where the good man was - I sure would love to play with him AND his cigars!

Sluttypie
07-10-10, 14:53
There is an entire thread, someof it old, on Miss Peaches under the Cincinnati board. May shed some light on her, I choose to pass...

www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=5193The request to Jackson from her was interesting and a good read to start my day. Humorous.

Another humorous thing was that it only started more conversation about her. And they all call her "Preaches" whether by accident or purpose it's not known but funny as hell all the same.

She is a hot little piece of tail though I will give her that. If the reports that I myself have heard on her weren't a laundry list I would recommend her for other of my travelling clients as well as my clients who want to take Ms. Pie and grab another into the mix. However I have a feeling "Preaches" and Ms. Pie would have a clash of personalities. She'd need to tune that 'tude down about 6 steps, pick up a sense of humor at the humor store and then we could get to the fun times! But alas, I don't see that happening. Ho hum.

Missing Louisville Pie

Sluttypie
07-10-10, 15:04
Question for you all:

How does being a licensed escort provide any additional protection (over LEO) over an unlicensed relaxation specialist?Unless you are in certain states such as I believe Rhode Island and I think a few other ones - havent taken my time to research this one properly but - Rhode Island you are allowed to Escort inside of your home however I'm not sure about the "licensing" lol I believe licensing issues are more for "massage therapists", that you can not practice legally and take monies for - without a license.

What is so funny is the spiel that broads will give to try and make themselves seem legit by insinuating they are "licensed" hahaha

Well boys - Ms. Pie is licensed to Rock and has a permit to ROLL baby. So hey I'm too legit to quit! hahahaha

And who the heck hands out Escort Licenses and how do you get THAT job?! LOL

Sluttypie
07-10-10, 15:16
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Sluttypie
07-12-10, 12:30
Yes, Gray Mark got lucky and found a gem, the Cadillac of this activity in my opinion, a woman with an ordinary life who turns herself over to an outside guy who protects her from all consequences. She was lucky to find him, too. You could put him under the waterboard at Guantanamo Bay. He wouldn’t give up her number.

Yes, it sounds like he was seeing her regularly for 4 hours with a 1 hour drive to her place so his workday was basically shot."the Cadillac of this activity"

Indeed, Mr. Golfcart, Indeed.

Sluttypie
07-13-10, 08:39
You will come to know and hate me as all do and the smartass I am, but does doing dios mean they are only doing gods, like sex gods, or maybe they got a Rainbow fetish?You breakout the Rainbow Rising record when hanging out with me and it's half off! But you'll have to deal with me singing like Dio every now and then.

Pros and cons ya know.

LOL

Sluttypie
07-13-10, 08:52
Exactly, Sluttypie, and thank you for bringing my post of a few months ago up again. I had forgotten about it. And yes, I think Gary Mark and his friend had it as good as it gets. Too bad geography got in the way.

A friend of mine described it thus, “Because we see each other on a limited basis, under as perfect conditions as we can both plan for, it creates an illusion, a fantasy world... something that is unlikely to remain that way, should we cross the line into real world dating.” “This is part of the beauty of it."It is such a lovely symbiosis in that type of relationship. Fantasies being fulfilled all around! Mr. Grey Mark. The husband/wife. Who invariably had the best sex after each of her visits with Mr. Grey Mark! This is how it is with my Dearest and I when we visit. He is based in Louisville and I am here in Indy.

Ahh how dee-lish!

Sluttypie
07-13-10, 09:05
Unless you are in certain states such as I believe Rhode Island and I think a few other ones. Haven't taken my time to research this one properly but. Rhode Island you are allowed to Escort inside of your home however I'm not sure about the "licensing" LOL I believe licensing issues are more for "massage therapists", that you can not practice legally and take monies for. Without a license.

What is so funny is the spiel that broads will give to try and make themselves seem legit by insinuating they are "licensed" hahaha

Well boys. Ms. Pie is licensed to Rock and has a permit to ROLL baby. So hey I'm too legit to quit! Hahahaha

And who the heck hands out Escort Licenses and how do you get THAT job?! LOLAn email I was sent "explaining" the licensing issue. However when I actually did do research I found nothing about an individual being able to obtain an escort license there are of course business licenses that can be obtained for Escort Services. But I thought this email was, um, interesting.

Originally Posted by Aqua Fina

Actually you do have to have a escort permit or liscense to not got hit with "people buy your time" not sexual services. It requires a full background check as well. If as a relaxation therapist you say people buy your time not massages you get tagged for no escort permit or massage no liscense. Pending if your naked when you get busted? The relaxation therapist is covering her ass as long as she don't mention massage in no shape or way. Advertising phone calls and in session. You buy a relaxation package which includes free non certifiable modalities such as reflexolgy aromatherapy and such. And comes with a free light touch body rub. Just an FYI.

Sluttypie
07-21-10, 08:34
www.sluttypie.escort-site.com

Currently running specials 150/hr 100/hh

Outcall Only

502-529-6676

Sluttypie
07-22-10, 09:21
She does, but they are false... Hey I don't judge. She asked if I wanted them out for the bj, and I am not ashamed to say that I like it.And this is why The Pie misses Louisville so much.

Sluttypie
07-22-10, 14:19
Okay fellas Ms. Pie once again is bouncin' back down to Louisville!

I'll be in town Monday July 26th and will be available for all your SluttyPie incall needs :)

For those of you who have not had the pleasure of a SluttyPie hang out - treat yourselves with my fabulous specials! 150/hr 100/hh

I do not disappoint ;)

Check me out on e dot com and at

www.sluttypie.escort-site.com

502-529-6676 text and email anytime

Sluttypie
07-23-10, 11:25
"You're not the girl in the pic" (holding up the pic)." "I'm not the guy on the phone with the money."

That was me, Toy. Glad to be of help.Mr. Golfcart,

As several have said. That is the best line ever. Mr. ToyTiger completely awesome that you used it! And Mr. FunToungue. I agree with you, different strokes man. Toothless as they may be.

And actually my uncle was talking about this chick he dated once who was smokin' hot but had false teeth. She gave some serious head apparantly, sans teeth. He has sought the ever elusive "hot chick gummy" ever since her.

Sluttypie
07-23-10, 11:33
This whole 'toothless bj' thread is cracking me up. Not all that long ago I had an outstanding CBJ from a provider from Oregon. It was covered and that gal was skilled. What's always great is that when you are popping, they don't dodge when covered. However, the greatest thing in life is a BBJ with a CIM and a lady who loves to ingest her vitamins...I am cracking up as well Mr. Jake!

And fyi: Pie is a good girl who always takes her vitamins.

Sluttypie
07-23-10, 19:10
Hello ladies and gents,

I'm in town for a few days and came across the below add. I want to know if she's legit or LE.

Any help would be appreciated greatly.

http://louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/im-elegance-and-class-and-a-great-piece-of-ass-23/2365212I don't know her but she's smokin' ass hot.

Sluttypie
07-24-10, 20:04
Strip show only. Too much $. She is hot but not even he! What a shame!That sucks. No HE? Geez she's smokin' but I've got smokin' stripper friends that would give at least ya the common courtesy of an HJ with an HE.

Sluttypie
08-02-10, 14:50
Well, I had a slice of some very sweet pie today. I don't want to call Madame Pie by her first name, "Slutty.' She's far to sweet for that. She has a specialty of the house, however, that will not only curl your toes but knock your socks off as well. Wow. Gents, she's a real sweetheart and the real deal. She's more fun than a barrel of monkeys and a slew of greased midgets.I try so hard to be slutty...awww shucks.

Good thing French is my native language.

Sluttypie
08-05-10, 19:34
And you all gave me some bad noise cause I went for a chick with no teeth! Thanks for toftt.Fun - you know you'll be on that glass eyehole like a single fat bridesmaid on a weddin' cake! You dirty little pirate hehehe

Sluttypie
08-05-10, 20:20
Pie-san has another phone (hence the Pie Phone Fund special is negated)...let's see how long it takes for me to break this one heheheeh

Number is the same...502-529-6676

www.sluttypie.com

Sluttypie
08-08-10, 00:56
Overall very good (B+ or A-). Nice girl, gorgeus face & bod. Good personality and pleasent to talk to (not like some of the corn pone gutter trash that advertises on BP). Good service with some extras (not FS). Only complaints and the reason for the B+ is because stayed fully clothed and somewhat rushed by saying she had another client in a few minutes. Still very good.Wow Sir...if rushing and remaing fully clothed and being so rude to tell you that one has another client in a few minutes gets a B+ with you, what the heck does one do to deserve a trip to the principles office? Stab you in the eye with those awesome stillettos whilest running out the door? Surely that would deserve detention at minimum on your curve. LOL

A Jokey Pie

Sluttypie
08-08-10, 17:35
Awhile back I enquired about Jenbabe on E.com wondering if it was LE. Many people responded. Funtonque13 said it could be a fellow monger. Behold some days later there was a review by funtongue 1962 at Jenbabe's post. Are they the same dudes? Doesn't really matter though, does it?

http://www.Escorts.com/reviews/2571625/jenbabeI laughed my face off at that review. LOL Hey, for all you scat lovers. It is indeed on the menu! Thanks for the info Fun, now I'll have someone to refer my doodie lovers too.

Sluttypie
08-08-10, 18:01
Based on the pics vs the amounts asking for, I cant justify the woman making a big hit here in the midwest. Decent body but glamour shots hide alot. Face looks prertty average. I know of several women in the area that have the same body (if not better) and rate at $150.

Good luck to herThis is the midwest, not Wall Street.

And geez louise, how can one justify within themselves even charging that much? It isn't as if even at 150/hr a broad isn't making good money, c'mon now. I swear some of these women need to get over themselves and start being a bit more fair. Times are tough, but one thing that will never go out of business is vice and it drives me nuts when people take advantage of those who cherish their vices :)

Sometimes I think women charge an insane amount of money because they are trying to reconcil what they do with themselves and so it makes them feel better to charge more or whatever. Don't get me wrong, there are hot mommas that I suppose I would pay 200/hr for (if the proverbial shoe was on the other foot)...but man, as Biandoe said there is no piece of twat worth $500...or $350 for that matter. Damn.

If they would just embrace their inner sluttery and not be bound by societal bonds they would not have to feel compelled to charge such insane fees to boost their lacking self esteem. JMHO

End SluttyPie Rant/Amatuer Pyschology lesson (that will be $500 for the lesson)

Golfcart
08-09-10, 13:35
This is the midwest, not Wall Street. *** Sometimes I think women charge an insane amount of money because they are trying to reconcil what they do with themselves and so it makes them feel better to charge more or whatever. ***

The rate is what the traffic will bear. Kristen is testing the market in Louisville and Cincinnati, and probably other places for the same dates. She'll go where she's booked. Some location will want her.

I wouldn't bet against her even in Louisville. The business is a lot bigger than the guys on the boards. There are players around who know nothing about the boards. She'll be in and out and we'll never know.

Sluttypie
08-09-10, 15:49
The rate is what the traffic will bear. Kristen is testing the market in Louisville and Cincinnati, and probably other places for the same dates. She'll go where she's booked. Some location will want her.

I wouldn't bet against her even in Louisville. The business is a lot bigger than the guys on the boards. There are players around who know nothing about the boards. She'll be in and out and we'll never know.Still my opinion remains. I just think that it's ridiculous and unfair to charge that much. I have gotten that much just by being little old me and keeping my rates the same as they are. Having no pretense and being fair minded and being all about the fun goes a long, long way.

Being less about "the business" and more about "the fun-ness" is my mantra.

However, Mr. Golfcart, you are correct. There are players who know nothing about the boards and I do agree, but I'm going to throw in a she MAY be in and out and yes we'll never know. That is unless Mr. Funtoungue hits the superfecta and gets on to brag about it LOL.

Sluttypie
08-10-10, 11:33
Had my firstencounter with her ,she is the real deal, hates late nights but a real trooper , waiting to empty your every day pains. James lusts You pie, but you know that.To say that I hate late nights is the understatement of the decade and YOU know that.

Sluttypie
08-10-10, 15:19
Just because I'm new doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about. Hey, beauty is a matter of personnel preference, but she's a solid 10. Her photos do not do her justice, and I would rate as one of the best looking girls on BP (or at least in the top three with Jozel and Brook). She provides more than the standard happy ending and the extras were excellent. I stand by my rating.

Someone asked for intel, so I provided. Don't care what you think good or bad.As to how one remains fully clothed, rushes and yet manages to provide MORE than the standard happy ending along with EXCELLENT extras.

Curiousity Killing Pie

Sluttypie
08-18-10, 13:06
Dude,

Are you kidding? There is like a bazillion women advertising out there, and your interested in the one that apparently has incurable STD's and robs people. Never mind the fact she works for ABE which from the reviews is nothing but a scam. Even if there is a 99. 999% chance it's a rumor, is it that important that she's the one you must have.

Don't mean to give you a hard time, but jeeez.This coming from the dude who gives A+ to a broad who stays fully clothed, rushes and then tells him she has another client in a few minutes. Mr GreyWolfe was simply asking for 411 which means INFO. Nothing in his post inferred that he HAD TO HAVE HER.

Don't mean to give YOU a hard time, new poster, but jeeeeez. Reading your posts since you have been here, IMHO you need to slow your roll pal because to me you seem shady and a bit too much of a Mr. Know It All.

Just saying.

Sluttypie
08-18-10, 13:27
Dude,

YMMV. Dreamed I saw Lanny a few months ago and she was an absolute wild woman!. Felt like I was in a porn video (solid A).

Based on results, following weekend dreamt I saw Lacey (they advertised together and appears their back together again). She was okay, and not that much into. However, what she lacked in enthusiasm, she made up for in looks (A-). If she looked any younger, she would pass for jail bait.

Both have rockin tight little bods and would recommend."What she lacked in enthusiasm, she made up for in looks..." hahahhaha So as long as the broad is a hot piece of tail she can lay there like a blow up doll while you pump away, eh? I suppose that explains your hearty recomendation of Chloe lol But as someone else suggested she does kind of look transgender. However, beauty is in the eye of the beholder is it not - DUDE.

You remind me of Patrick Bateman.

Sluttypie
08-18-10, 13:35
August 19-29.Air brushed "Shelly loves Frankie" tshirts, fried turkey legs. Eaten caveman style, fried veggies, fried EVERYTHING, tilt-o-puke, ferris wheels, big ol' corn dogs even I can't deepthroat, white trash decadence at it's finest. And I'll be all up in the middle of that shit!

Hmmm. Perhaps my love of State Fairs may prompt a special for you mongrels. Hmmm. Perhaps.

Fried Everything Lovin' Pie

Sluttypie
08-18-10, 13:49
Need to know if there are any providers out there that will provide a wrestling match with me in a baby pool and some baby oil? Will pay $200, no sex involved.First of all this sounds like a blast! However if you want to do it nude which would be fun baby oil isn't the best for womanly parts. I would suggest a big bottle of Vitamin E oil. Second, just how BIG are you Mr. Big1? While Miss Pie is no petite flower. I would want it to be somewhat fair LOL Although, I did grow up playing street hockey and powder puff football and a short stint on a womens rugby team. But those broads are all mullet and small penis's instead of clitoris.

But, heck yeah. I'll get all oiled up and roll around! But as I said, Vitamin E oil is best not only for the skin and hair but in the event that some slips into the nether regions. Baby oil is just so 1984.

Sluttypie
08-18-10, 21:18
Agh, Madame Pie would be amazing at this. The only thing is, knowing her, she will have to engage in her specialty and will partake in some fine dining. And when she dines fine, the dinee always ends up happy and drained.Jake, my dear, you know me too well.

Sluttypie
08-19-10, 02:10
Can the special be redeemed on the Ferris Wheel? ;)Mr. Ky Guy,

You are speaking my language!

In short, absofuckinglutly.

Sluttypie
08-20-10, 00:22
It was B+ / A- and that was largely based on attractiveness. Get your facts straight skank. I'm being called shady by a $60 prostitute. Jeeez.

Concerning my prior B+ / A- post, I was just providing information to someone asking for 411 and was scolded and raked over the coals by several members. As I recall you didn't seem to mind chiming in with your lame negative insults on that one either. It's called double standard. Look into it. What are you even doing on this site?This skank does have her facts straights. Thus proven by your wonderfully childish retort. Very creative insulting tactics when one has nothing else better to say. So I got your grading wrong, perhaps you should go back and read your posts. It was more than largely based on attractiveness. And if it was so good why did you not review your darling dear on Escorts, SteveO? In all honesty I call BS on you and the majority of your 411. BS, look into it.

And no I didn't mind chiming in on your 411 because it was ridiculous. Much like yourself.

As far as what I am doing on this site, well let me tell ya I'm free, I'm AMERICAN and am allowed to post whatever I want, whenever I want, wherever I want. Not to mention the fact that even in your wettest dreams this $60 dollar skanky ho is 37x cooler and more intelligent than you will ever be, even on my worst day.

Unlike YOU, I am a fairly regular and respected poster although I am female and a provider. My input and commentary is welcome here. Just like anyone else.

Do not engage me further, boy. Jackson has his TOO MUCH DRAMA policy and you and others like you with your childish ways get on here and hillbilly it up and make everything suck for the rest of us.

Sluttypie
08-20-10, 03:06
Thanks for the Vitamin E oil tip. I', about 5' 8" and 200 pounds. I could probably hold my own, but I like to be beatin on.You're 5'8, 200. I'm 5'2 160. I think that'd be a pretty decent oiled up match there pal! But, I think I could beat on ya. LOL

I'm game if you are hahahhahha Although, I would want to film such oily wrasslin' kiddie pool fun!

An Oily Pie, place yer bets.

Pm me Big if you dare LOL

Ps. If you decide to wrestle with the Pie, can we smack talk here until the anticpated date of the oiled up smackdown LOL

Sluttypie
08-20-10, 16:53
Free huh? LOL. Lets talk!I'm a 60$ skank, so if you like those sorts, then let's talk! hahaha.

Sluttypie
08-20-10, 17:00
So she's not into pee and poop? How unfortunate.My doodie lovers were really looking forward to hooking up with her too! Ah well TGTBT, you'll get that.

Sluttypie
08-20-10, 19:49
She's a fake. It's funtonque1962 trying to be clever. He is the one that has set up this account. People found him out so now he makes a post as Jenbabe saying she doesn't know who funtonque is. I guess he's set up an escort account, I don't know for sure, to have access to other escort info without happening to pay. I'm just guessing.Being a member of Escorts, we have the same access to escort info as you fellas do. Even VIP escorts have the same access as VIP clients.

LOL and personally knowing Funtongue. I can assure you, that is not him. Although he will most likely chastize me for not letting this little rumor run wild hahaahha.

I simply think that JenBabe is some sort of fake. However as to what kind, who knows. I would just use her profile to get free memberships if I was a client.

Sluttypie
08-21-10, 10:51
I appreciate your assurances. But, i still think I'm right. I just think it's funny!Well, hahaha leave "him" reviews and get free E.com VIP memberships...courtesy of dear old Fun lol

I wonder if I, as a member can leave her/him a review and get a free VIP membership when mine runs out even though I have an escort profile? lol

"It was my boyfriends birthday and he wanted a super hot and NASTY girl for a second - even NASTIER than ME! JenBabe fit the bill!...." hahahahahah

Sluttypie
08-21-10, 20:54
I have to ask if anyone else is seeing this today well the 20th its Roni but the past few days its been Veronica and its the same # but diff girls. In the Veronica posts it says that she is the best girl around Independent Real Pic. Well if she is that why is it diff lady but same # anyone now anything about them sounds like a fake or set up. Here is the links of them.

http://louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/i-am-sweet-petite-and-blonde-call-me-for-upscale-company-tonight/2442722
http://louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/natural-blonde-beauty-simply-gorgeous-call-me/2440874http://louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/i-am-a-sweet-and-beautiful-bbw-with-a-real-60-eee-must-see/2442702

Ole girl got some big mamma jammmas! Woooo!

Sluttypie
08-22-10, 11:12
Well guys you already know this but I'm another firm believer of the talents of slutty pie. She is by far hands and head down one of the best at what she does. If you are one of the lucky ones don't miss out and Stevensin you won't believe what the donation was to her favorite cause was. Just an old mans 2 cents.Ssshhhh. Mr. GreyWolf! If you let it get out that I'm a 2 cent ho', then my bay-bays (hahha) college fund is done for.

But thanks for the Allegra. Allergies still suck ass, however that stuff is a lot better than my Flonase!

And yepper, fun was had by all.

Sluttypie
08-22-10, 15:02
Um, I hardly ever post here, and I'm on and off nowadays but can anyone tell me where to find sluttypie's advertisement/picture info? I've seen her posts on here and after you say this, I'm just curious as what she looks like and all that stuff.

Does she post on CL/BP often under a different name? Or am I just a total ball-bag and didn't see her post on here with her picture?In the classifieds section here and my BP ad is "More Fun Than An Open Casket Funeral" and on escorts.com the name is still the same - never changes.

There is also a link to my website here in the classifieds as well. You ball-bag hahahaha. That's a good one lol

Sluttypie
08-22-10, 15:13
Hell I would almost pay to see that event!No shit, I'd almost but do it for free. Just for the fun of it but I would want like GRAND smack talk like and build up like the Rumble in Jungle and then after I win of course (LOL) we could have a rematch like the Thrilla in Manilla. Were like Ali. I would against all odds win again hahhaha

Hell yeah! I'm the greatest the ever was Big! You pin me in a dream you better wake up and apologize. Hahahahha See, I already have some sweet Ali smack talk techniques.

Sluttypie
08-23-10, 13:15
Mmm deep fried pie at the state fair, nothing better.Eaten caveman style, of course!

Sluttypie
08-23-10, 23:09
If she has none, you are OK, but that is probably not likely http://www.sexwork.com/std/BBBJrisky.html

Get yourself tested, ASAP It will relieve the anxiety. http://www.brown.edu/Student_Services/Health_Services/Health_Education/sexual_health/sti/oralsex.htmYou guys. LOL.

If you really are that scared, you shouldn't be hobbying around. Or at bare minimum order yourself up a hefty dose of body bleach and a molotov PROZAC/ZOLOFT/VALIUM cocktail before and after each blow job you recieve. Also keep away from googling hypochondriac fodder.

"If she has none you are ok, but that is probably not likely." Please. IMHO that more danger lies with the mongrels. Hence the provider must be discerning and not so much a revolving door to ensure everyone's safety.

Sluttypie
08-24-10, 11:52
She use to post all the time, but haven't seen any lately. And everyone should cover up if they mess with any of these working ladies.http://louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-sassy-sasha-18/2429322

Whether or not the other post is true (the STD post), I agree covering up is always the right thing to do however my dear Mr. Newrules, I wouldn't limit that to the working ladies. At least with the working ladies, you are aware going in that we are ho's :) It's the undercover ho's - the ones you throw money away on just to finally get that piece of golden pussy that will eventually git ya.

Soley blaming the "working lady" is really ridiculous. Granted, if what the rumor mill says is true, she should stop and take care of herself and do the right thing. BUT, I get so many emails and calls from dipshits begging for BB and to splooge in me that it utterly amazes me. I have been offered exorbitant amounts of money just simply for that. Now, my point here is that if I have gotten several calls/emails from different people then so have others - then surely blame can be placed on all parties involved. NOT just the poor, stupid, young girl who gets $$$$$$$ flashed in front of her face to do something for a half an hour.

These fellas, and you guys know its true don't even lie...see so many girls - variety is the spice of life :) And who knows what the wife/gf, who they are fucking uncovered btw, what she is doing. Yes, wifey/gf COULD BE doing the whole neighborhood...wifey dear could be the start of everything hence giving it to Mr. Monger hence Mr. Monger giving it to poor, desperate, non-discerning, party-girl, young provider.

It is cycle of douchebaggery where the blame does not rest solely on the "working" lady.

Ya know, Jackson does have a forum strictly for safe sex....hahahahah

Sluttypie
08-24-10, 15:13
Ok I have noticed every time I post a great add and a little info it gets stolen look ladies I feel very flattered that you like what I write in my adds but if your not that creative and have to take mine you can just ask me and I will come up with something for you. I'm not a hater. I will be in today Tuesday but I am booked till 5 please call if you need a later appointment wenesday I have openings morning afternoon and evening.

Stay safe play hard xoxo Hailey.Hahaha!

I did a little play on words with one of ABB's ads just to be an ass LOL Theirs reads "When sexy and beautiful matter most" mine read "When kinky and geeky matters most" and I posted it directly above theirs hahahah I wasn't hatin'. They've got some hottie mammas. I was just being a dorko which is pretty norm.

However, now Miss Hailey I'm going to have to go skim through the freakin Riccan Dolls 65 ads just to see who's stealin' your shit LOL

Sluttypie
08-25-10, 12:54
Had to call her to get a reference for a new client wow she is the worst provider I ever had to call she had no idea what a reference was and said the guy that I was calling about was sitting there with her. Very strange also her voicemail was like I am busy sleeping or just busy or just ignoring you leave a message. She had to have the worst attitude ever.Hey Wood,

I had the same experience a few months back when I was in Indy. I called to emailed to check on this fella. I was very nice in my email and provided her with his name/handle name/telephone number and even the date that she saw him and just asked general questions ya know. She sends me back "w h at stat e" typed just like that. LOL And I'm like, Uh well your review was just last week in Indianapolis where the majority of your reviews are from. She sends back "o h. Yeah he s cool. " Needless to say based on that less than stellar reference. I did not see that guy. She sounded out of her fucking mind, and was just placating me with that last email. How many mofos did the broad see in the week that she saw him and when I emailed her. Damn.

There are only two chicks that I ever refer to anyone and I will say Wood you are one of them and if any of you fellas get to Indy there is a very nice woman by the name of SweetSexySabrina. Intelligent, fun and adventurous and fair priced. I conversed with her about a reference a few times and she has a great attitude, funny and is able to hold an intelligent conversation and is a naughty girl to boot. She even offered to do doubles with me if I so desired or needed an extra, which was so kind She is ACES in my book! So check her out if you get up that way. And of course you all know the delightful Wood-row.

Sluttypie
08-26-10, 15:40
www.sluttypie.com

150/hr
100/hh
60/ the INFAMOUS "man on the go" - my specialty.

502 529 6676

Please do not call or text me after 11 or I will be an asshole a real huge asshole.

Sluttypie
08-31-10, 00:56
So over the course of the last week I have seen 4 relaxation providers out in public places. Coincedence? Probably not...they have to get groceries and party too!

They didn't recognize me which speaks to the volume of clients they probably see and my infrequent visiting pattern. I sure knew who they were though. I was with groups of friends all but one of the times. The providers were all with other people except one of them by herself.

In all instances I didn't approach any of them or even considered it. None of them even gave me a second look. I couldn't help but find it somewhat arousing and kinky to think that some of them had just jerked me off days before!

Have any of the rest of you seen providers in your day to day lives? Have you approached any of them to say hi? Have they noticed you? Would you approach them? Why? Why not?If someone were to see me out in public I hope they would say Hi! Even if I was with the fella. Who is a finely bearded pally with black glasses! He loves what I do and is the giver of my awesome name. I am a real person with a life just like everyone else. The fella and I just happened to be, in the words of Col. Bat Guano from Dr. StrangeLove. "some kinda deviated preverts"

Heheheh

So if you see the Pie, don't be scared. Say hey Pie and I'll probably talk your ear off. Esp since it's football season! LOL

Sluttypie
08-31-10, 13:11
If we come upon someone we know from the other side of the isle we should pay them absolutely no attention. None. Zip. Zilch. Turn and go in the other direction.

We don't know who is with them. Even if they appear alone we don't know they are really alone. A companion could be in view or come in view and create a problem to be explained. There is no upside to speaking, even to just say, "Hi" or to nod. There is only a downside of putting someone at risk of embarrassment.While if I were to see someone I would not approach due to the risk of the "hobbyists" embarrassment. I certainly would not be embarrassed no matter who I am with if a "friend" were to approach me in public. Those who know me and have "hung out" with THE PIE know that I am friendly and would expect a Hello, I am not ashamed of anything I do because I've got nothing to be ashamed of.

Granted, I would imagine some providers would just as soon spit on you after you leave their premises then say Hi to you and vice versa however I don't understand why it has to be that way. Call it naivete but I call it bullcrap. Everyone I "hang out" with are "friends" in some capicity and shame is not in my vocabulary and if it were I wouldn't be engaging in activites that I do

It's unfortunate that the "friends" attitude can't be more widespread. Of course I'm not talking about inviting a mofo over for Thanksgiving dinner but damn. You see someone who just sucked you off two days ago and you two can't even exchange a friendly kinky smile across a crowded bar or grocery store isle. C'mon. Give me a break.

A Friendly Pie

Sluttypie
08-31-10, 19:58
So I went there to check it out. I'm just curious if some people just blindly pick things or what. I saw my profile/review or whatever and while the physical description isn't flattering LOL I'm not everyones cup o tea. There are total inconsistancies. Hell, I WISH I was a 41C cup, and my naval isn't pierced (according to the description it would be disgusting if it was LOL) I also wish I was between 5'3-5'6 damn I'm 5'2 on an extra happy day! And my twatmeat is shaved and has been because I can't figure out this stupid new lady trimmer so I've been stuck with the "PacMan" for quite sometime. I also DO NOT answer at night. A fact everyone I think by now knows. I am incall only. I mean jeez. Since I'm not a VIP yet I can't see the whole thing or who posted that but really. Get facts straight man, damn. Especially the part about where I answer at night! Hahah Now some jackass has put my phone number on some review site saying that I answer the phone at night. UGH. LOL

I was wondering why I was getting a few late night calls here recently. Hmmm.

An Annoyed Pie

Sluttypie
09-02-10, 11:23
For a lot of these for this time of year? It's time to start making college tuition money again. Those blatantly overpriced books don't pay for themselves after all. ;)Don't let them use that college student crap. I for one am finishing, well trying to finish my BA and begin again in January. Those of you who have attended college are aware that loans, grants etc pay for those overpriced books as well as housing and extras. That whole "help me, I'm a starving college student" is bullsh*t LOL

I buy used books, often times found on Amazon or from other students online and sell them when I'm done with the course. I also sideline under the table hahahhahaha and not what you think, its more of a work study to keep my grant money. It's just the "study" people don't know about it. There are a plethora of ways a "college student" can pay bills. Hobbying helps but don't let them use that to upsell you. They are getting all they need from financial aid (ESP if they list themselves as unemployed). As long as the dipsh*ts don't spend it all partying.

Sluttypie
09-04-10, 00:33
One section might be more popular than the other sections detailing the closed door variety. Those members have chosen to use the services of streetwalkers and 150 dollar tatooed hookers which is their prerogative.

And no it is not a civic duty but a membership duty as part of this forum to pass along pertinent info regarding providers whether it be that that they are who they say they are, appearance, demeanor, service, cost and probably the most decidedly important health. Being a libertarian I don't care what other people do. But when the person in question has engaged in drug usage of a rather dangerous type and brings unwanted attention on everyone else it is a matter for the forum not for a PM. This entire board works only by spreading information not withholding it.

While I certainly agree with you upon others rights to use services of those whom they chose - nice jab btw :) I still disagree and obviously THE OWNER of the site disagrees with it even being a membership "duty". Are you, Mr. Libertarian smarty pants that much of a dolt to think that just a little measly post about a drug arrest of one poor girl will REALLY do any good. Are you that naive to think that the majority of your run of the mill BP girl, rub down "expert", escort, or whatever we call oursleves is just the vision of perfection and puppy dogs and rainbows. Please. Grow up.

This board works by sharing USEFUL info - where the good action is - bottom line. That works by spreading USEFUL information and not by showing your naivete. Also I think that the fun other commentary that accompanies that info is what makes this forum cool and FUN. Humiliating others and being a prick isn't cool no matter how fancy you try to dress it up in your libertarian hemp rags.

Although I have to admit Funtounges post about her needing a spiritual advisor, meaning him - clearly made in jest...was pretty funny as I would love to see a spiritual advising session with Mr. Fun as the leader...perhaps I should seek His High Council.

A Contemplative Pie.

Sluttypie
09-04-10, 00:46
One section might be more popular than the other sections detailing the closed door variety. Those members have chosen to use the services of streetwalkers and 150 dollar tatooed hookers which is their prerogative.

And no it is not a civic duty but a membership duty as part of this forum to pass along pertinent info regarding providers whether it be that that they are who they say they are, appearance, demeanor, service, cost and probably the most decidedly important health. Being a libertarian I don't care what other people do. But when the person in question has engaged in drug usage of a rather dangerous type and brings unwanted attention on everyone else it is a matter for the forum not for a PM. This entire board works only by spreading information not withholding it.What unwanted attention has that person brought to YOU personally or this forum? In fact what unwanted attention has she brought to the whole of the hobby or that of her industry? NONE. At least none that I am aware of of course I do not claim to be the all knowing Pie. But, c'mon man, Mr. Libertarian even you have to admit that you are being a bit dramatic. Even a 150$ hooker can see that.

Sluttypie
09-04-10, 15:28
So In layman's terms since I am not a professional like you in "drama". This could be a case of the Pot calling the kettle black(just Maybe).

So Can we keep the posting to the pro's and hoe's, and not the price of college stuff or how you are beating the system, that would be drama in my humble opinion.However I don't specialize in drama, I specialize in fun, but we can and should keep the posting to the pros and hos. Also, we are all beating the system my dear are we not?

But FYI. I was simply posting some commentary and my opinion from a "ho's" POV. In the post over which you will not let go of. (loosly defining drama) However the fact that I keep responding to you would be me getting sucked into your vortex of dipshittery. So. I suppose I'll have to take my own advice and not engage you further.

You win, MR. MAN

A Bigger Pie

Sluttypie
09-05-10, 13:07
I remember a post a while back about this specific business and I have a couple questions.

Now when you say unisex does that mean A) There are men and women giving masages OR B) They accept men and women both?

Either/or I would love more info! I would love to go to one of these spas with the fella and enjoy the fruits together - I was telling him about it and he loved the idea. Especially if they were happy spas.

If anyone has any info on the unisex-y spas PM please!

An Inquiring/Horny/Voyueristic Pie Wants To Know.

Sluttypie
09-07-10, 11:25
Well I had a dream yesterday that I visited the unisex spa in Shep. I dreamed I saw middle aged oriental lady, with so so English. This was your standard oriental set up, offered the shower which I declined and then on to the "massage" In my dream she went straight for the light touch and did not hold back. I dreamed my hands were allowed to do anything they wanted. As far as the ending goes, well we shook hands and I woke up.An ever inquisitive Pie wants to know more. I want to do this with my fella. But I would like more details on the unisex-yness of it ya know.

I want a massage (it feels so good to have your tits rubbed, really) for us both and especially happiness for him while I watch IMO, that would be fun AND super hot. The fella is of the same opinion and is wanting his dear ole Pie to find out more info!

SP

Sluttypie
09-15-10, 13:29
Yes fellas, Pie and her faithful canine companion have found a lovely little pad just south of UofL. Very easy to find and of course equipped with. Well ME. So now, once again, I have crossed the river and am a resident of one of my favorite towns As my Dearests' most cantakerous father always says "The only thing good to come out of Indiana is 65" and of course. PIE.

So. Just a heads up heheh and down LOL


www.sluttypie.com

Sluttypie
09-21-10, 02:34
ZING! I'd be lying if I said these exact thoughts didn't go through my mind when I read that postThanks for grabbing that one for me Woodrow.

Doug41472
09-26-10, 00:38
This kind of attack on Ms. Pie is so wrong.

I haven't met her yet, but I love her looks, find her funny as hell, and, although I would love to be with her, I would be proud to be seen with her at dinner, a movie, ect.

You are a complete jerk.

Sluttypie
09-29-10, 16:02
Google louisville ky hiv prostitute and up pops her picture with her name beside it.Just an FYI. So the info is straight. Our BP spelling bee winner is not the lady in the news story nor in any of the pics. So before any of you gents who have been with our older, less grammatically concerned provider freak out. Perhaps you should watch this link and make sure you have not been with THIS broad in the past 7 years. A Miss Carla Denise Miles whose specialty appears to be douchbaggery at its finest.

http://www.whas11.com/news/local/Woman-Police-Say-is-HIV-Infected-Prostitute-Indicted-on-Felony-Charges-100155024.html

A Pertinent Info Sharing Pie

Sluttypie
09-29-10, 16:08
I hope that a fellow monger can help a fellow out. I am wanting to try a new experience, specifically go on Friday or Saturday night to the couples Theater at the clarksville bookstore, and have some fun with a provider.

I have been there once, a long time ago, and it was very hot with action around you in the theatre

If anyone has any suggestions on a provider, please PM.

Thanks, and be safe out there.I happen to have an inside track on someone who is very friendly and fun and with experience in this realm of fun times ;) Although Clarksville locale is UGH!

Sluttypie
10-03-10, 12:50
Don't mean to be formal Slutty but I want u to wear that hat u had on in the escort classified ads. The next time I see u. I think that is hot on u girl. MmmmmMmmmmNo problemo lol

That's my "Lumberjackass" hat hehehe

Sluttypie
10-03-10, 21:27
WOW This is just way to much to try and make a buck the pic looks like she is just offering up her daughter and her daughter looks 12.. I dont know but thats just scandalous. I really hope thats not her real daughter maybe just some weird fetish thing they put put there to pull more in cause thats crossing the line but Guess this is kentucky after all hahaha.Doubt Lexi needs to offer up her daughter to make a buck, as I'm sure she does juuuust fine. A very good friend of mine sees her often and by all accounts she is very pleasant and nice and by all other reviews, that appears to be the general consensus.

I'm going to go with who said that she just had a little brain fart with that and I would say she was just trying to maybe be a little kinky and fun. Hey, I'm part of fetish website and as Coloice said - it takes all kinds ;) I don't see anything wrong with role playing and having some fun with different fetishes, whatever those may be...within reason lol Please keep the beastiality and poo to yourselves...but hey man - you wanna fantasize about gettin' down with the get down with a Mother and Daughter or sisters or even 3 generations of familial broads then get it on!

As far as "this is Kentucky after all"....there are a lot worse places with mofos that advertise a lot worse crap than a "supposed" mother and daughter massage.

A "Let Your Freak Flag Fly and Not Talk Shit Whilst You Try" Pie

Sluttypie
10-03-10, 21:34
I'd prefer two sisters. A mother and a daughter just has an awkward sound to it. Wow, did I just display morals in here?

Shame on me!

HahaThis is NOT the USA Morality Guide Toy lol

How dare you.

Sluttypie
10-04-10, 23:29
When I saw the phrase 3 generations, I suddenly thought of a place here in town where that is happening as we speak. The place on preston, the one that moved from downtown if you catch me. Momma bear started it back in the day, daughter then got in on the act, and now the granddaughter is in on it. As of this day, they are all still actively working there, so if you really want to get your freak on, that might be up your alley or worth a thought.That really isn't that freaky. I mean unless you pile them all together and they are gettin' it on then that's freaktified but all generations working together in that type of environment. Nah. And even mother/daughter/gramma giving you a 6 handed massage naked as the day they were born isn't really freaky. I mean hell, nakedness and open sexuality is accepted and just a matter of fact in many cultures. It's mainly us Westerners (I know those wacky Muslims, I'm not forgetting them but thats a religious thing) that seem to have these crazy assholish ideas about sexuality and these societal bonds placed on people. Well those who choose to accept them and live by them. That its a wonder women and men can even procreate. No wonder women AND men have such body issues and stupid ass mental fuck ups. Not saying that society is solely to blame but I mean damn. If you really think about it, if women would embrace their inner **** (and yes this can still be done while being a laaaaaaaady), be a bit less bitchy, more open minded and if men wouldn't be so worried about what women think about them, their social status, their car, their job, their penis. Basically if everyone would just lighten up and take the imaginary butt plug out and perhaps get a little kooky and put one in one another FOR REAL. Human relations at least here within the states might improve a bit. Humans are simple, base creatures as is shown by the thriving oldest profession and the many sites dedicated to it continuation. JMHO

Sorry, I didn't really plan for this response to be a half assed Pie observation on human behavior LOL. However I could go on and on and on hahahhha

Look for my special on the Discovery Channel. LOL

Sluttypie
10-06-10, 01:26
Pie, you crack me up. What would the special be called - "Removing the imaginary buttplug"?On the Discovery Channel. Happiness Consultant, Sluttypie guides us through the world of the betterment of human relations by teaching us how to remove imaginary butt plugs and breaking through the societal bonds by replacing them with creative, real life alternatives. An on going series every Sunday at 11pm / 10 central.

Don't miss out Gun. The NOVA series has got nothin' on some Pie truth tellin! LOL

Sluttypie
10-06-10, 11:16
Just picture this. I'm in front of you looking up dead into your eyes while taking in every inch of what you've got. I flicker the tip of your. With the tip of my tongue and my warm mouth is covering your shaft, while I'm tickling your balls lightly. You get ready to cum and I lay you back and suck like its the only drink I'll have for the rest of my life and you bust all down my throat and I clean you up. And let you know how good you were to me. You tip me and we're back our seperate ways. Discreet but sexxi. Sensual but nsa. Tip me good and I'll show you some tricks. Feel free to contact me for details.

Forever juicyYou must be a dude.

Sluttypie
10-06-10, 11:37
It's a matter of intimacy. Let's face it (no pun intended, having someone loom over you and squirt on your face is a blatantly dominant act. Submission at that level on the female's part requires a healthy bit of trust and is therefore more comfortably reserved for a woman's S / O.

In case you didn't know, professional sex and "civilian" sex are often quite different, and never more so than when the woman is emotionally engaged with her "civilian. "Oh please. Having someone "loom over you and squirt on your face" requires about as much "submission" and "intimacy" as taking a piss in a port-o-pot at your local Rib Fest. Geez. Let me guess, you are one of those BDSM'ers and a subbie on top of that who considers "submission" to be a gift LOL And WTF, where does "trust" come into play with a simple facial? What. Are you trusting that they aren't shooting some sort of high powered rocket sauce out of their dicks? Some sort of cock bullet to shatter your skull? Some crazy pecker acid that will melt your face off? And as far as a damn facial being "reserved" for their S / O. HA. Yeah right. Most men see providers because their S / O won't take a fucking facial or just give head (or good head anyway) in general. At least in my observation.

You silly BDSM'ers. Always tryin' to sound so smart and sayin' such stupid shit.

Sluttypie
10-09-10, 21:01
Pie cracks me up.Cause I tells the TROOF! LOL

Sluttypie
10-13-10, 04:20
If you have it, you don't need it. If you need it, you don't have it. If you have it, you neeed more of it. If you have more of it, you don't need less of it!

You need it to get it and you certainly need it to get more of it. But if you don"t already have any of it to begin with you can"t get any of it to get started which means you really have no idea how to get it in the first place do you?

You can share it, sure, you can stock pile it if youd like, but you can't fake it.

Wanting it.

Needing it.

Wishing for it.

The point is, if you've never had any of it.

Ever.

People just seem to know.

Awesomeness is everything. Come let me bathe you in mine.

502 - 471 - 7576

www.sluttypie.com

112736

Sluttypie
10-13-10, 04:30
I like seeing photos but twice in 3-days is a little quick 4-me IMHO.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=1070086Geez the little redhead looks like she's 12 LOL

What's hilarious is the fella who posted that one pic he says "Bitches be religious? " hahhhahahha

Sluttypie
10-13-10, 04:38
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

And here we go.

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat? "

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.

#1. You can buy a silencer for a gun! You can have as many different kinds of guns at your house for whatever kinda shootin' mood your in!

Sluttypie
10-14-10, 16:47
In my observation it is solely up to the woman, whether S / O, or SW, or AMP provider to decide how to receive the finish. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy CIM, facials too, but I would never force woman to do that against her will. And I also think it is part of intimacy even with providers. In my opinion and my experience, you get a lot more from the provider if you are nice and gentleman, than if you are trying to be macho man and nasty. If you love it so much, why don't get some of that "shit" on your face too.Who the hell said anything about forcing a facial? Hahahah although consenual nonconsent is a little fetish of mine. And, uh, no "intimacy" has got nothing to do with a facial. It's simply whether a broad is cool enough to dig it. I personally love it so aa to your ending statement. I get plenty of that "shit" on my face thank you.

Also, yes you are correct. Men do tend to get a little further esp in the hobby. With being nice and cool and communicating their desires in a gentlemenly fashion.

Sluttypie
10-16-10, 21:01
Got to love BP. Today I recieved the sweetest email from a fine gentleman wondering why I charge so much due to the fact of my plumpness. He did say I was cute and would "hang out" with me for 25 bucks and a box of hot donuts and then asked if he could give me some oral conversation. What a charming young fellow.

I said throw in a box of fried twinkies and I could be his!

Hope he responds!

Sluttypie
10-16-10, 22:35
So my Dearest and I had to jump through hoops to try and "apply" at this uppity swingers club. Twice, only to get rejected. Twice. WTF?

In my experience swinging is about enjoying yourself, your partner, others, making friends, partying down and good old fashioned sexy time! There is nothing hotter than watching sexins going on while having a conversation about the latest hockey game or whatever. I especially enjoy blowing my dearest and whoever he may be talking to while they are talking and heck joining in the convo if I feel I have something to add. I love to watch him with others and he loves to watch me. Hell I just love to watch and to be watched. So, after answering the stupid Q&A for this snobbish swing club here in Louisville only to get rejected for reasons unknown. We were like screw you people we will find cooler and dirtier filth.

Enter. THE HOBBY.

Nothing like seeing fellas when Dearest is at work and taking pictures with cocks in my mouth and sending them to him as a suprise out of the blue. Best sex ever when he gets home!

Although, it would be nice to have some sort of social club to interact with other folks in a safe environment. But Louisville is sadly lacking! We have tried fetish parties, but those are so trite and ritualistic with all the repeated spanking and floggings and no sexual interction. BORING. Oh and usually you can't have more than 3 beers. Again, BORING!

Someone needs to liven The 'Ville up in the way of THE SWANG!

Sluttypie
10-16-10, 23:09
Sweeping generalizations are insane! There are some ass ugly PEOPLE. Men and women who ARE NOT good in bed whatsoever in any way shape or form. There are fat fucking broads who swear by the rule "everybody knows fat chicks give the best head" (which I'd like to know who the fuck started that) and they couldn't suck a dick if you facefucked them with a 3in pecker.

And OLD chicks. Old broads are freaky as the day is long, you know why. Because they CAN BE AND THEY want to BE! A 60 year old momma has been there and done that and the word "inhibition" is no longer in her vocabulary!

I am a plump bowl of awesome sauce and I get down with the freakiest of the freaky and I am outrageous and fun when doing so. Much like the fat ugly 60yr old that fella below me was speaking of. Well minus barebacking. She's 60, I'm 35. I don't want to die right now. My point here is, I don't give two rat snots about TRYING HARDER or OVERCOMPENSATING. My goal is getting off and having fun! It is mainly about ME but I am a narcissist at heart I suppose and jerk myself at least 3 times a day and get off at watching videos of myself rather than watching mainstream porn.

And hot chicks. Well, if you guys would quit coddling the broads and letting them carry around your nutsacks in their purses. Perhaps I could find one suitable and freaky enough that would satisfy my voyueristic tendencies while my boyfriend is pounding her doodie hole. Because I don't do that. And I want to watch him booty bang a YOUNG tender hottie. But the broads all have a laundry list of dos and don'ts and UGGGH. Because of all the mollycoddling you "men" give them. My man and I have to go through a bunch of crap just to hook up with a little "Sweet Pea".

And thats my.2 cents

Sluttypie
10-17-10, 12:02
Looking for someone thats skillfull and provide without all the upselling check me out I'm Rachelwildp on other sites. I am also on BP. My rate is low and no need to waste time with the body rub and unneccesary things. I am mature I am real and looking to change the way a real provider is reviewed. (502) 714-0910I'm curious as to how the cyborg providers get reviewed.

Must watch BladeRunner again.

Sluttypie
10-17-10, 12:59
Just a thought. While I'm not a SW. I would imagine it would be difficult to get them to take it in the face due to the fact that they are ON THE STREET, duh. They are hopping in and out of cars and well ya know damn, that shit gets all dried up on your face and messes up what make up you have on. Etc.

Although if I was a dude, getting a SW to take a facial or just plain suprising her with it would be cool and kind of funny to me.

But I would be generous in my payment due to my satisfaction and my amusement of course! . I mean you can't just Blitzkrieg someone and not compensate properly, right? .

Geez, it's a good thing I don't have a set of cock and balls. I would be a maniac in the streets facializing all who I meets hahahah

Sluttypie
10-18-10, 15:46
I'll add a Ding-dong. Hehe.Good one! .

LOL

Sluttypie
10-18-10, 22:09
It's Sadomasochism kiddies.

Carry on.

Sluttypie
10-18-10, 22:25
There is another main site you missed: bondage. Com. I have tried all of these sites and found them somewhat disappointing in that the chances of a female responding to a male inquiry are about 1 in 50 (maybe worse. So maybe there are many false postings or just postings of women who have absolutely no intention of corresponding and / or meeting, or even simply discussing the lifestyle. The other possibility is that the females are overwhelmed with inquiries and don't have the time / energy to reply to even a small portion of those who write.

A much better way of meeting and networking with people in the "lifestyle" is to join a local BDSM group (most are listed on line) that meets periodically in what they call a "munch" or "gathering. " Such events are usually for discussion and sometimes demonstration and group play, and are a great way to get to know others of like BDSM temperament. And probably the best resource and social networking site out there is Fetlife. For all you Doms, subs, switches, sados, masos, queers, genderfluids, pansexuals, sapiosexuals, polyamorours, fetishists, kinksters, slaves, Masters, Goreans, Old Guard, BDSMers. All you piss lovers, foot lovers, for those into needle, knife, rape play or domestic servitude or cock and ball torture or Daddy / babygirl relationships or flogging or shibari or other rope bondage. Whatever your kink may be. Fetlife has the group for you to join and discuss with other likeminded folks with a very easy interface. You can search for people within your area to make friends, find local "munches". Fetish events to attend. It's a great site for the non vanilla in YOU.

Oh and its totally free.

Sluttypie
10-19-10, 23:47
Did you mention you could suck a golf ball thru a frozen 100' garden hose to him?No James, our hobbies didnn't come up. A shame really.

Some people do scrapbooking, needlepoint, cycling.

I freeze garden hoses and well ya know.

Sluttypie
10-20-10, 19:41
Sweeping generalizations are insane! There are some ass ugly PEOPLE. Men and women who ARE NOT good in bed whatsoever in any way shape or form. There are fat fucking broads who swear by the rule "everybody knows fat chicks give the best head" (which I'd like to know who the fuck started that) and they couldn't suck a dick if you facefucked them with a 3in pecker.

And OLD chicks. Old broads are freaky as the day is long, you know why. Because they CAN BE AND THEY want to BE! A 60 year old momma has been there and done that and the word "inhibition" is no longer in her vocabulary!

I am a plump bowl of awesome sauce and I get down with the freakiest of the freaky and I am outrageous and fun when doing so. Much like the fat ugly 60yr old that fella below me was speaking of. Well minus barebacking. She's 60, I'm 35. I don't want to die right now. My point here is, I don't give two rat snots about TRYING HARDER or OVERCOMPENSATING. My goal is getting off and having fun! It is mainly about ME but I am a narcissist at heart I suppose and jerk myself at least 3 times a day and get off at watching videos of myself rather than watching mainstream porn.

And hot chicks. Well, if you guys would quit coddling the broads and letting them carry around your nutsacks in their purses. Perhaps I could find one suitable and freaky enough that would satisfy my voyueristic tendencies while my boyfriend is pounding her doodie hole. Because I don't do that. And I want to watch him booty bang a YOUNG tender hottie. But the broads all have a laundry list of dos and don'ts and UGGGH. Because of all the mollycoddling you "men" give them. My man and I have to go through a bunch of crap just to hook up with a little "Sweet Pea".

And thats my.2 centsAnd there are some hot mofos who will blow your mind every fucking time but that's not what this thread is about. Just sayin'.

Sluttypie
10-22-10, 15:30
Made a couple of passes around there around 8 am Thursday morning and it was dead and came back around about 11 am still dead kind of cool outside I did not even see LEOReally? Wow. You can usually find an ESCORT any time of the day and it doesn't even matter how cool it is outside.

This being the ESCORT REPORTs thread and all. Hehhe.

. Your neighborhood dealer in smartassery, Pie

Sluttypie
10-22-10, 15:38
Are you saying this was an automated post? Anyone have any other info about the legitimacy of this provider?She is a real person and a real provider. I was merely being my smarty pants self. Racheal said "I want to change the way a real provider gets reviewed". Hence my comment. BladeRunner. Ya know, the movie with Harrison Ford and hot ass Sean Young as a very very human robot. They had robot hookers.

Hahahahhaha.

Jokes, I got 'them.

Sluttypie
10-22-10, 15:51
I meant having sex outside of marriage or with a unmarried girl. Personally I don't believe it's right to have sex with a married woman as well.But what if your dear hooker is married and being a dirty little hooker is her kink?

All unbeknownst to you?

Sluttypie
10-23-10, 18:24
Just checkin. BladeRunner is in my top 5 all time movies. Seen it literally 500 or more times. .

Just making sure you weren't giving a heads up on a more serious note.

Take care. I have it still on VHS and now in popular DVD format.

Wish Sean Young WAS a hooker. Smokin' hot and imagine what an amazing screw she would be, being batshit crazy and all. I am not a man, of course, but I would totally watch!

Sluttypie
10-24-10, 11:10
Hey I met this girl off a chat line the other day cute 25ish young clean cut nice fine charged 40 for all she's out of Indiana says she's hard up for money wanted to share 502-XXX-5837.First of all, talk about exploitation. Geez.

Second, the douche in me is thinking two things. What are the XXX numbers and you are a dick for "sharing" so publically because now that 40$ won't be 40$ for long.

Sluttypie
10-24-10, 19:38
Could I get the digits and a little more about her, please PM me.

ThanksMore about her : From New Albany (or some other shithole Indiana town, dumb as shit, 3 kids (or thereabouts, on welfare, trolls chat lines looking for sugar daddy, meets douches talks about how she's hard up for money and fucks and the guy she fucks gives her whatever he has in his pocket. Hopes to see him again. Her main aspiration in life is to find "the one" who will take in her and her baybays.

I wonder if she had any idea that Mr. Automan would be sharing her digits in a public forum hahahahaha If not, those forthcoming conversations "Hey, I got your number from a buddy. Heard you need some help. " I wonder if her poor dipshit spirit will be crushed or if she is enough of a ***** woman to take what she can get. You fellas better hope she doesn't discover BP or E.

Sluttypie
10-25-10, 16:52
Never seen you sound so bitter, this must be personal.You've heard me sound bitter as hell.

At 4am!

Sluttypie
10-25-10, 17:01
Yeah somebody is taking it alittle personal this chic is putting herself out there to advertise adult service. So sorry if I offended someone.She seriously advertises 40 for all? While that is a great deal for you all that is seriously a bummer for her. Unless she is screwing like a maniac she'll never make any money.

I'm not offened, I was just under the impression that some girl you met off of a chat line. "CHAT" as in chatting. I don't and have never been on one of those so I didn't know people used those as sex services. But I was thinking you just met her and fucked her and "helped her out" and hopped on here and gave out her number.

Now if she really advertises services then that is a different story altogether.

Sluttypie
10-25-10, 17:23
Suny,

Almost everything is explained by one of three things:

Sex.

Money.

Power.

Complicating factors are:

Sex can buy Money and Power.

Money can buy Sex and Power.

Power can buy Sex and Money.

But in any deal, even one where a whole lot of Sex, Money and Power are floating around, one of these three is the currency buying the other two. The trick is to figure out which is the currency and that will tell you where the other person is really coming from (or headed toward, or what's driving us.

I'm going to take a wild stab at this and say since $40 was mentioned in the post, money has something to do with it. So Money gets my vote.

Golfcart, Ph. The, philosopher to the stars, and now taking appointments. The keyword in your whole diatribe is ALMOST.

Almost everything is explained by one of those things. There are many other factors that drive people to action and words. A couple of those things may be love, COMPASSION, duty, honor.

This being the USA SEX GUIDE however those things have no place here. Although it was awefully sweet of those dedicated SW purveyors to acknowledge to grisly death of SW Charlotte, those of you who did.

As far as Mr. Sunycide metioning the nerve hitting. And your "wild stab" is exactly spot on. I was feeling somewhat sorry for the poor girl that she should be taken advantage of as such. Call me Sappy McSappy Pants. But the girl could be making more than that and still be fair with clients. I simply think that she is taking advantage of herself and being taken advantage of.

. A Lighter Shade of Pie

Sluttypie
10-25-10, 17:45
Always willing!Weren't you the one who was supposed to wrestle with me?

If not, I think that's what I need. A good wrasslin' match. Complete with smack talk straight 80s style!

With a happy ending of course!

Sluttypie
10-25-10, 17:53
Can anyone provide some insight in to the adult bookstore theater on 7th street that is among the strip clubs? Is this a str8 hangout, couples friendly?I have been there with both my boyfriend and a couple gay friends of mine. Also a note : there is a fetish party place in one of the warehouses a block away. But in order to attended the fetish play party you have to attend the dinners (also known as "munches") beforehand that are held at various upscale restaurants downtown. Very fun and having the bookstore right there is very convienent!

Sluttypie
10-26-10, 17:42
If I haggle with the ladies a little I can usually get them to drop their price from 10-30 bucks. You are already there, you got the cash, she wants/needs the cash, you can walk and find another. We hold all the cards. We are just afraid to piss off a women we will probably never see again.But in the end THEY get YOUR money, regardless of how much you jew them down. YOU are an ass for haggling fun times. Dicks like you take what should be something fun and exciting and make it seedy, shady and sucky.

My Grandpa always used to say, if you have to ask the price. You can't afford it anyway.

If you can't afford it. DON'T FUCKING DO IT.

Sluttypie
10-26-10, 18:34
Anyone on here have any experience with either of these two providers?

Lynn is supposedly in Louisville for a couple of days, and I believe that Rachel is based here in Louisville.

Both have ads on backpage and E dot com with reviews, but I trust the judement of those on here for more info.

ThanksHer and I have some "aquaintances" in common. By all accounts she is very nice and a quite accomodating woman, with very fair rates. I have had some correspondence with her and she is here for a few days all the way from Sommerset, apparantly with a lady friend. Other than her BP ads being a little fruity LOL. Judging from my "friends" she is a fun older lady that will treat ya right as long as ya treat her right. Which is par for the course I'd say.

Sluttypie
10-27-10, 14:33
Well, I TOFTT yesterday with Lynn. As Sluttypie says, fun older lady (mid 40's) non-rushed and would recommend to others. Other details PM me.Glad you took the plunge and had fun. In my correspondence with her she was always very nice and sweet and I like to see the cougars get some love! I especially like to see frisky frauleins with fair rates that I can feel comfortable referring to my "friends" as well. AND she does come here all the way from Somerset let us not forget.

Sluttypie
10-28-10, 21:45
I was there a while back and experienced the same thing. The only detail I might have added was that she put on latex gloves for the HS. I didn't know to be offended or what? LOLLatex gloves? Oh. My.

And not a care in the world for your possible latex allergies.

Sluttypie
10-29-10, 11:45
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read on here. I think she's a legit massage therapist who is doing what she needs to do to survive. It sounds like a career change might be in order, however.Ah Mr. Jake, if only career changes in this economy were so easily done.

What she needs to do is embrace the sl*t within! Then, no need to change careers. Think, Career Expansion! LOL

Sluttypie
10-29-10, 13:02
Being my favorite time of year. Specials are in order.

20$ off my standard Happiness Consulting rates.

150.130.

100.80.

60.40 (not all inclusive fellas)

LETS PLAY!

502 471 7576.

Good until Nov 2nd.

Sluttypie
10-30-10, 00:28
I think I kind of like the idea of a latex gloves. I know when my dental hygenist sticks her pink gloves in my mouth I almost have cum overload. That roughness would fell great! Melissa has some wonderful tits if you like the large ones, but I'm not that turned on. However, the latex thing is making me want to scratch that itch!Worn the right context. Mmmm latex looks damn fine on zee womenz!

I like the black latex gloves and stockings but due to latex allergies I have to use PVC / vinyl / rubber for fetish wear and use. I currently have some suuuuhweeeeeet shoulder length black shiny rubber rubber glover and some thigh highs to go with a sweet tits vinyl corset. All on order. Was hoping to make it for Halloween, but in Pieland. Everday is Halloween!

But yes indeed I would imagine. Sans latex allergies. An itch scratched with latex gloves would be quite nice. !

Sluttypie
10-30-10, 18:45
Found this over in the Cincinnati boards. It was posted 10-27-10. Really surprised it wasn't mentioned over here.I believe that Mr are. S. Duffy has more to worry about than us lowly pervs. He / she / it whatever the entity may be has it's dirty fingers in some nefarious activities to be sure. I note that they are the owners of undeveloped domain names that they seem to be sitting on as investments / assets. A certain Rape dot com was one that I thought was cute.

I'm sure the shedders were goin', bookkeepers sweatin' and their lawyers filin'.

Sluttypie
10-30-10, 18:51
LOL, Pie. You are correct about the economy. Alas, poor Melissa is a hold out, I think. She's been doing massages for years and years and it took her forever to provide a simple happy ending. It sounds like she can't bear to take off her top and using gloves is downright hilarious. It sounds hopeless for the poor girl.Using the regular old latex gloves is hilarious esp done with "hohum gee golly, if I got to. " attitude hahahhahhah BUT, as I agreed with Big. I would imagine if she did it with some PIEZAZZ and some cooooool gloves it would be a, pun intended, BLAST! LOL

Sluttypie
10-31-10, 17:28
It seems that now, no matter who you see, be it an escort or a body rub specialist who gets naked for you is bare down the bottom. I'm realizing that I'm missing pubic hair and more natural ladies. I like some landscaping, but the bare look, at least to me, is getting old. If anyone knows any ladies whose hair is there, please feel free to PM me, and for anyone else, I'm wondering what your thoughts are. Also, ladies, do guys seem to prefer the bare look or are pubes making a come back?That requests for hair are more and more. At least on my end. But, it started with a depiliation fetish request and while waiting for that to come to fruition it has become quite an attribute that seems to be back in style. Well momentarily. As such things like many things are subject to trends.

Being a fan of the human body as made. Well I prefer, 1980's style human genitalia as opposed to 1780s if ya catch me. But being a fan of hair on both men and women alike I have no problem with this making a come back. Although I do have a problem with ass hair. Esp if you are into rimming. Man, see'mon. Just a light trim is all that is needed.

Sluttypie
11-01-10, 14:40
I recieved this in my E mailbox from ProvidersVoice and thought I'd share as I felt it's fairly pertinant. I'm curious as to what the "something unusual" is (but I think we already know. Although it is fairly humorous to think of a bunch of agents foraging through thousands of emails throughout E's database to come crashing down with furious vengence upon the lowly deviated preverts abounding across the country.

"This is Lisa Wolf, Empowerment Coordinator for Provider's Voice. It has come to my attention that something unusual occurred, with the E. Com staff, on Thursday, October 27th. Although we are not clear, at this point, as to what exactly happened, until you receive a reasonable explanation from E. Com, we advise you to limit your contact / advertising through Escorts. Com. If you choose to communicate with your contacts, we advise you to divert to your personal e-mail addresses, for the time being. Feel free to contact me, with any questions or concerns.

Be Safe and Aware,

Empowerment Coordinator.

Provider's Voice

Providersvoiceatgmail. Com"

In one report that I read on Duffy the raid on the offices began as a STATE investigation into a prostitution ring. I am guessing that Duffy uses E to peddle his wares as well as letting other lowly providers use the site for free to also make money not only on men buying vips but also the escorts as well buying vips. I would imagine that there is also tax fraud charges abounding, laundering and a plethora of other charges on state and federal levels.

Bummer Duffman.

Sluttypie
11-04-10, 10:20
So over the past year or so I have seen several of the girls that advertise on BP and CL. Often times when visiting the ladies I get asked any combination of the following questions 1) Do you see other girls? 2) Do you see them regularly? 3) Who is the best provider you have ever seen? 4) What do you like about their sessions?

So to everyone reading this. I have yet to find a provider in LSVL area that separates herself from the rest. All of the girls I have seen provide just about the same service for about the same price. All of them state sessions never rushed and discreet location and about 80% of the time you end up running into someone. So I will answer the questions above.1) I see alot of girls yep. Until I find one that provides what I am looking for.2) I always give everyone a second chance. I believe everyone should be given the opportunity to fail! 3) The best provider is from out of state and unfortunately for me no longer works.

4) This person didn't work out of an office type of building or anything. She worked out of what appeared to be her home. The room was always clean and the session was a mutual full body rub. Sessions were in the nude on a bed with clean sheets and plenty of oil. Lets just say that both of us were very slippery. HS / BJ / DATY / Russian were provided. THere wasn't any hidden fees. Flat rate and she always got a tip because she didn't request it or ever mentioned "tips not required but greatly appreciated." I just cringe when I hear those words. Sessions with her were never rushed She always left 15 to 20 mins between appts. After the session a hot shower was available to wash off the oil. She would join me in the shower and help me wash all the oil out. So there you go. If you want to separate yourself from the rest. There it is.

I think most members here would agree with me.

Anywho, this is not a jab on anyone particular person. I am just expressing the answers to the questions I normally get asked. I don't really like answering them while in my session. LOLHahahah. I'm getting a visual of chicks with a clipboard and a survey for you to fill out LOL

Sluttypie
11-04-10, 18:32
I keep thinking of the finishing off with the latex gloves and I start laughing again. Poor girl needs to lighten up. It reminds me of years ago when another lady, no longer in the business, provided a BJ, covered. That wasn't the problem. But she told me to tell her when I was going to cum so I wouldn't cum in her mouth-with the cover on, mind you. This was after she covered my torso with paper towels so there wouldn't possibly be a drip some place. She said cum grossed her out. It was too funny.Hahahahhahahhhahahahahahaaahaah. Now that is totally funny. Geez, may as well get a BJ from someones mom or gramma. Wait actually with the cougars these days, that would probably be better.

Sluttypie
11-04-10, 18:43
I once heard a Pastor say that the greater sin is when both people are married and fornicate. His logic for this is you are affecting more than just yourselves. The other spouses and potentially any children we be adversely affected. Therefore, you are distroying several lives by the act.

I am not perfect and I do not judge because it is not my battle. Just my 2 cents. I've heard and seen many different pastors do and say many different things."The Church" LOL has no leg to stand on when it comes to morality. There is about as much morality in prostitution as there is in organized religion.

Quite frankly I think this thread and its contents are hilarious.

Sluttypie
11-04-10, 18:48
When I saw this thread it made me think of that Lenny Kravitz some. Of course, since I am on this thread, I don't want them to stay away. LOLIt was The Guess Who. Kravitz covered it. Guess Who was much cooler like most music from the 60s and 70s.

Sluttypie
11-04-10, 18:51
Aids is and has historically been a GAY disease in the civilized world.

It is however a serious threat to heterosexual people in filthy barbaric places like parts of Africa and the Caribbean, where rapes and child sex trading is common.

It has been theorized by scientist that more easily transmitted bacterial diseases like gonorrhea and syphilis that weaken the immune system and cause skin breaking infections are what increases the transmission rates of AIDS by easy blood to blood transmission.

Homosexual males who routinely engage in tissue tearing anal intercourse provide this pathway for the AIDS virus.

Seman from in infected man can filter into these microscopic tears and contact the blood vessels in another man's rectum.

A vagina is designed for sex, the colon and hemorrhoids are not.

The mechanics of the human body are self explanatory to a sane and rational person, ie: penis fits nicely into vagina and the desire to do so is instinctive.

But for those who are unfortunate to have nature to caused them to have their wires crossed, well let's just say that being gay should stay an alternative life style.

Fact is, natural law prevails, there ain't no such thing as a vaganus. Vaganus? Hahahahaha thats awesome. And uh, nice picture.

Sluttypie
11-05-10, 08:55
LOL. That is exactly what it feels like. I either be a bad client or just have bad luck. LOLWith the ratio of broads to you. You have bad luck hahaha.

Sluttypie
11-06-10, 13:06
Had appointment schedule with her, called ahead to fine out about the service. Found out it was only show and body rub with out any kind of finish. I went on and canceled the appointment. I think for $100 you should get at least a handshake.

What does the board think? Yea. Verily.

Sluttypie
11-06-10, 17:19
I've been using the sweedish flower pollen as directed for a few weeks and it seems to work as advertised. I've been shooting much bigger loads......Is this something you can buy at your local herbal store? Would love to start my boyfriend on it! Bigger loads equal a happier Pie-face!

Sluttypie
11-09-10, 01:56
No I saw her. While he went to get something to eat. Then he saw her and I went to eat. Then he waited in the car while I seen her again. But she said that she would do both uf us at the same time. But I declined I don't like bumping balls. LOLAs Ky Guy said, impressive and lucrative! Also, good to see freak flags flyin'!

Hey Wood. I'll sell you my name because in the immortal words of Wayne and Garth "I'm NOT WORTHY! I'm NOT WORTHY!"

. A Giggling At "Bumping Balls" Pie (nice wordage fella LOL)

Sluttypie
11-09-10, 02:02
No I saw her. While he went to get something to eat. Then he saw her and I went to eat. Then he waited in the car while I seen her again. But she said that she would do both uf us at the same time. But I declined I don't like bumping balls. LOLThe title for my newest adult comic. Bumper Balls!

Look for it in next years Hustler.

Sluttypie
11-09-10, 12:44
If I get that job with Hustler that I applied to last week, heck, I'll float the idea up the river and see what the Flynts think of it. . Episode #1 can be the furthering adventures of the masked vigilantess, Sluttypie. Hehe.You know that would be so sweet on levels unknown Ky Guy!

I have been shopping around for publishers for my other adult comic series "The Personals". Soon my dream of having a naughty, evil empire based on being kinky and geeky shall come to fruition! Muahahahahhahaha.

BTW. You can pre-order your advance copies through my website soon.

A

Sluttypie
11-11-10, 14:16
Beware, I had seen this girl for almost 2 years usually 3-4 times a week. I made the mistake of paying to get her out of jail for theft charges, DUI, drug possestion etc etc etc. And she stole almost $1000 from me. She is back on BP because I have cut her off. Watch your wallets guys. Do not let her in your home or car. Last time we spoke she told me she had to get checked for trichomoniasis. I've been a Senior member here along time and I have never spoken ill about any provider nor fabricated stories. Feel free to I'm me if anyone has questions and I will provide any and all info you need on this thief. Google Farm machinery show bust louisville. Yes she is one of them and the police are still hot on her infected ass. Have fun at the incall place on Preston, They watching her closely while she is out on probation. I don't want to see your mugshots on the computer.

http://louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/alexis-is-back-for-business-21/2615168

Enter her world at your own risk. IMHO this is what this forum was made for, warning bells from others that have TOFTTAww James. You are a super nice fella. I even have the bottle of White Castle mustard to prove it, which BTW is the next best thing besides Serachi on brats.

Wish I woulda known just HOW nice before I yelled at you all those times at 3am. Geez I could have had a steady flow of that mustard! But seriously, what a fucking douchbagress that one is. Sorry for ya Doc. You really are a cool cat.

Sluttypie
11-11-10, 22:01
Just thought about this, I should have been at the Bieber concert, can you imagine the amount of single mom's out there? Misses opportunity!Could you imagine how golden you woulda been with like your little niece as wingperson hahaahah.

"Hi ya I'm "Steve", yeh I brought my niece. My brother had to work." blah blah blah SOLID GOLD LOL.

Oh the missed opportunites. Hehehe

James Doe69
11-11-10, 22:49
Aww James. You are a super nice fella. I even have the bottle of White Castle mustard to prove it, which BTW is the next best thing besides Serachi on brats.

Wish I woulda known just HOW nice before I yelled at you all those times at 3am. Geez I could have had a steady flow of that mustard! But seriously, what a fucking douchbagress that one is. Sorry for ya Doc. You really are a cool cat. Aww I had forgoten about the Duseldorf ! Still owe you a bike ride as well . I just called at 3 to get verbally abused. I like it. Pet our dog and tell her I will bring more sliders next time.You have to deal with her gas.....

Doc

Sluttypie
11-12-10, 01:07
Does it mean independantly working for yourself and an agency? Hmmm. Curiousity is killing Ms. Pie.

While cancelling my goofy ass sip sap ad, among others, I saw this:

http://www.kentuckyfemaleescorts.com/Tori.html

I wonder how many other 100 Percent Independant providers actually work for agencies as well.

The BP ads have now become fodder for my Adult Comic Series. And of course the casual encounters on Craiglists. And yes this little site too. I'm telling you guys. You are witnessing the birth of gold right here! I'm talking comic strips first, then a tone down version for a cartoon on Adult Swim!

I'm GOING SOMEWHERE! And KyGuy123. You're going to help me! LOL.

Heeeheee

Sluttypie
11-12-10, 01:20
Aww I had forgoten about the Duseldorf! Still owe you a bike ride as well. I just called at 3 to get verbally abused. I like it. Pet our dog and tell her I will bring more sliders next time. You have to deal with her gas.

DocYou do owe me a bike ride. Just try to offer it at a more, uh how you say, daytimey time of day LOL The dog has been languidly petted and getting a day at the spa tomorrow. I'm sure she would much prefer those nasty ass sliders. Ugh.

I know you like the verbal abuse why do you think I spent so much time giving it to you. As nice as I am, I am a Bitchy Pie at times and I like it, a lot. Comes with the vagina.

That stupid slit will get what she deserves Doc. You don't take advantage of people that are cool to you and not get hemmed up by the Almighty Karmic Police.

Sluttypie
11-12-10, 01:28
I am WingmanTodd from Cincinnati! Let me say ya'll have simply beautiful women in the Bluegrass State! Lucky men! Now you must understand that my best friend is not an English Major! Just fucks good. I am excellent at both! I was surprised when he did refer to me as bff (best female friend. Whatever, had he said bbf, that would have raised eyebrows too! And no, we don't bump balls, however she was intrigued at the idea! Needless to say we are. BEST FRIENDS. Enough said on this subject.

Now your local gal Hailey is simply an awesome provider! Here is my post I put on the Cincinnati board:

"Haileybaby". What a gem!

Beautiful day for a road trip so my brother. From a different mother, and we decided to drive down to Louisville and visit Hailey. And yes, separately! She can be found on the e com site by the same name. Blew me away (literally and figuratively) . Pics are her, but much prettier in person. What a doll baby and so completely full of passion, sex appeal and is not shy about pleasing! This lass is now in my top three ATF's. Wonderful time had by all and very hard to say goodbye. If in the area, she is absolutely a MUST see! We are trying to get her to visit Cincinnati so you lads may enjoy the fruits she has to offer. Seniors and established may pm me or Whodey for info."

Needless to say, you all have a wonderful lady in your backyard and I know ya'll will take care of her! I dearly want to clone her!

As a side note, Sluttypie, I like your sense of humor!

Anyway, not that I had to, but wanted to set the record straight!

WingmanTodd. Yes I am infamous for my unique brand of humor. It would be awesome though if you were into playing Bumper Balls then I could expand my media empire when you and your BFF come back to visit Hailey. I could shoot my first Adult Video from Sluttypie Industries. Bumber Balls #1 and included would be a free adult comic!

See I will take porn to a whole new level!

The Ever and Always Kinky and Totally Geeky Pie

Ky Guy 123
11-12-10, 02:51
Yes Ma'am.. Ready, Willing, and Able. ;)


Does it mean independantly working for yourself and an agency? Hmmm. Curiousity is killing Ms. Pie.

While cancelling my goofy ass sip sap ad, among others, I saw this:

http://www.kentuckyfemaleescorts.com/Tori.html

I wonder how many other 100 Percent Independant providers actually work for agencies as well.

The BP ads have now become fodder for my Adult Comic Series. And of course the casual encounters on Craiglists. And yes this little site too. I'm telling you guys. You are witnessing the birth of gold right here! I'm talking comic strips first, then a tone down version for a cartoon on Adult Swim!

I'm GOING SOMEWHERE! And KyGuy123. You're going to help me! LOL.

Heeeheee

Liquid Ice
11-12-10, 09:32
Does it mean independantly working for yourself and an agency? Hmmm. Curiousity is killing Ms. Pie.

While cancelling my goofy ass sip sap ad, among others, I saw this:

http://www.kentuckyfemaleescorts.com/Tori.html

I wonder how many other 100 Percent Independant providers actually work for agencies as well.

The BP ads have now become fodder for my Adult Comic Series. And of course the casual encounters on Craiglists. And yes this little site too. I'm telling you guys. You are witnessing the birth of gold right here! I'm talking comic strips first, then a tone down version for a cartoon on Adult Swim!

I'm GOING SOMEWHERE! And KyGuy123. You're going to help me! LOL.

HeeeheeeTo satisfy your curiosity: As it was told to me, the agency contacted her about sending customers her way because of their volume of clientele. She didn't actually join the agency. I too noticed a similar ad a couple weeks ago. So I took the time to contact her to find out what was going on.

Wingman Todd
11-12-10, 11:42
You are too funny! Hmmm. I'll discuss with Whodey. She was open to it. You might have to join in the fun! Ha!

WM.


Yes I am infamous for my unique brand of humor. It would be awesome though if you were into playing Bumper Balls then I could expand my media empire when you and your BFF come back to visit Hailey. I could shoot my first Adult Video from Sluttypie Industries. Bumber Balls #1 and included would be a free adult comic!

See I will take porn to a whole new level!

The Ever and Always Kinky and Totally Geeky Pie

Sluttypie
11-12-10, 11:59
I confess, I'm easily entertained. I'm still cracking up over the latex gloves.

Today I'm reading an ad that states,"Finally a real woman."

As I've seen several off the ladies on here, I had NO idea that so many of the ladies are actually women in disguise and are not real. They had me fooled! Or, perhaps it's just a really silly ad. As I said, fodder for my comic series.

Also what the shit is it with the same broads, with the same pictures from last year claiming recent pics? AND what the hell with 15 different names? I mean my name is obviously not my real name LOL It was actually a jokey pet name, a deritive of 'sweetypie' that my bf gave me but damn man. Why the fuck do I keep seeing these couple chicks with 3-4 different names but same pictures?

They are like little children who when they cover their eyes they think the adults can't see them but the broads think "ooooh if I change my name, no one will know it's me despite the picture". Hahaaahaahahaha.

And regarding Hailey / Tori. Actually I became curious because when on sip sap I saw that ad and thought they may have stolen her info because that happened to me on sip sap and I had to go through a long process of getting 2 profiles removed from there that I had not created. That site is shitty.

Sluttypie
11-12-10, 12:01
You are too funny! Hmmm. I'll discuss with Whodey. She was open to it. You might have to join in the fun! Ha!

WM. Well, I could do some of my stand up comedy :P while I run the video camera!

Sluttypie
11-12-10, 17:52
I don't know about you guys, bit I don't know, nor do I want to know, if my best friend "fucks good".

Just sayin'At least they don't bump balls Suny :P even though she was open to it. Wingman drew the line in the sand! LOL

Sluttypie
11-12-10, 18:20
You just have to love the name and cute round face and tats of this BP ad poster from Louisville:

Sluttypie's Tats and Tiny Tits (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=110004)

Sluttypie's Arm Tats and with Cum Dribble on Her Black Top (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=110005)

Cute young chubby gals are among the best IMHO for a nice BJ, but this gal wants 150 for an hour? GEEEEEZ! She's cute, and MAYBE she gives great head, and MAYBE she is even is a good fuck, but 150? This is what I will never understand about BP patrons. I recently picked up a very cute young chubby gal on the K (cuter than Sluttypie IMHO) with MUCH nicer tits and a pretty nice hourglass body for a chubby girl, and we did 3 excellent long cups of BBJCIMSW in my car for 30 and a Big Mac with a soda (after all, she needed to keep up her strength, LOL).

When I am finished posting Jenn's pics I will post my report and pics on my "chubby car date" and you can judge for yourself. However, I think the Ave is still the best bargain around, ESPECIALLY compared to the internet. My infamy has reached the soggy flacid city of Philly I see LOL.

I am not young my dear, coming in at 35 there is no MAYBE as to my ability in the ancient art of French lessons . I have a PHD. As for rates. I am a Happiness Consultant. And my "friends" see me for much more than French lessons. As for FS. Well thats debatable as that isn't what I'm known for. You can see my reviews from my website. My name dot com and on E. I'm also not know for advertising on BP. You must've caught my media blitz when I moved back to Louisville and also I like to make jokes and mock other ads. It is a past time of mine :P.

Ah, you bargain hunters. Always spoiling the fun and excitement and making things seedy and shady. But then again, the only thing cool to come out of Philly is the Flyers. Just wish they'd actually do something!

I do have to laugh at 30 bucks and a Big Mac hahahaaahahahah That's funny. And an excellent story for my adult comic series! I love this site.

SP

Supereloquent
11-13-10, 05:21
My infamy has reached the soggy flacid city of Philly I see LOL.It most certainly has. I ADORE your screen name, darlin.


I am not young my dear, coming in at 35 there is no MAYBE as to my ability in the ancient art of French lessons . I have a PHD. As for rates. I am a Happiness Consultant. And my "friends" see me for much more than French lessons. As for FS. Well thats debatable as that isn't what I'm known for. You can see my reviews from my website. My name dot com and on E. I'm also not know for advertising on BP. You must've caught my media blitz when I moved back to Louisville and also I like to make jokes and mock other ads. It is a past time of mine :P.You have a very young face for someone who is 35. You are cute and could pass for much younger.

I like that you seem to have some intelligence, confidence and genuine lightheartedness in your banter. And, it doesn't seem to be so venal as some males are on here. That is SUCH a nice change from the barnyard posturing of roosters whose only approach seems to be that of one-ups-manship and whose only motivation is envy. I get the impression that you and I could have interesting conversations, but I might not be willing to afford them, LOL.

If your aim was in mocking others' ads, you did a fine job. The cum dribble on your top was a nice touch. Happiness consultant? I like the way that sounds. So much more understatedly elegant than some alternatives.

I do enjoy discussing intelligent topics but I would have to say that I prefer a higher and better use for the mouths of young ladies that I date in the Philly area, and post reports and pics of here.


Ah, you bargain hunters. Always spoiling the fun and excitement and making things seedy and shady. But then again, the only thing cool to come out of Philly is the Flyers. Just wish they'd actually do something!

I do have to laugh at 30 bucks and a Big Mac hahahaaahahahah That's funny. And an excellent story for my adult comic series! I love this site.

SPI and others here are guilty as charged as far as seeking bargains. We even have a Hall of Fame for "Low-Ball SWs" (gals who have had BJ or FS dates for 10 or less). So, if you thought 30 and some food was funny, we can be an absolute laugh riot.

Supereloquent
11-13-10, 15:02
I was going to amend my last report in reply to her intelligent and provocative banter. However, in case you hadn't noticed, amendments now must be made to a post within an hour as opposed to the previous allowance of 24 hours.

It is quite refreshingly different to be having a discussion with a provider, especially one who seems to be smart and playful. I got a sense from her reply to me, and her posted picss well as the pics in her website, that a good deal of what she "advertises" is tongue in cheek.

At 150 / hour you are a bit rich for my taste, Sluttypie, but you do seem to be a fun conversationalist. You might well be worth that as a psychologist, or, as you so elegantly put it, a "happiness consultant."

I would have to say that my favorite of the pics you posted is the one of you with a big smile and cum dribble on your top. That is just so gleefully "slutty," and in tune with your screen name. Here it is for everyone to enjoy.

Sluttypie
11-14-10, 15:46
I was going to amend my last report in reply to her intelligent and provocative banter. However, in case you hadn't noticed, amendments now must be made to a post within an hour as opposed to the previous allowance of 24 hours.

It is quite refreshingly different to be having a discussion with a provider, especially one who seems to be smart and playful. I got a sense from her reply to me, and her posted picss well as the pics in her website, that a good deal of what she "advertises" is tongue in cheek.

At 150 / hour you are a bit rich for my taste, Sluttypie, but you do seem to be a fun conversationalist. You might well be worth that as a psychologist, or, as you so elegantly put it, a "happiness consultant."

I would have to say that my favorite of the pics you posted is the one of you with a big smile and cum dribble on your top. That is just so gleefully "slutty," and in tune with your screen name. Here it is for everyone to enjoy. Yes that is a lovely photo if I don't say so myself. To me it just says "cute, naughty and shameless", which is exactly what I want in a Happiness Consultant!

Here's one from the vault of THE PIE. Just for you Mr. Eleqoquent. Sharing is caring.

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BTW. I laughed so hard at the Low Ball Hall of Shame that I spilled MY coffee!

Sluttypie
11-14-10, 16:28
A mosaic collage of the last set of Ginger's pics posted, plus a few extras.Your reports are so detailed and interesting. Love the mosaic. Plenty of time on your hands? LOL.

No wonder you are ever the bargain hunter. Good god man, with all the broads you see. They better be in the 20. 30 range! But going over your pics, you have found some gems. That Jen looks like a fun little tigress!

I'm still laughing at 30 and a Big Mac!

Supereloquent
11-14-10, 21:30
Yes that is a lovely photo if I don't say so myself. To me it just says "cute, naughty and shameless", which is exactly what I want in a Happiness Consultant! If "cute, naughty and shameless" was what you were going for, you hit the bulls-eye.


Here's one from the vault of THE PIE. Just for you Mr. Eleqoquent. Sharing is caring.

115599Oooooooh, I liked that one. Thank you. From the vault of the PIE: YES! I love your phraseology. The more I chat with you the more I like you. I would definitely be interested in exploring your vault. It might even be worth 150 for the privilege.

There are several other cutely naughty and erotic pics on your website, most particularly the one in which you are wearing a skimpy pink bra with cum dripping put of your mouth and down off your chin. There are also several others, including some very interesting shots of you playing with a huge double dildo. Unfortunately, they all have watermarks on them. If you would send me some or post some un-watermarked I would be most pleased to do a mosaic or other types of collages for you and for your website.


BTW. I laughed so hard at the Low Ball Hall of Shame that I spilled MY coffee!You are one sharp and funny lady. I am enjoying our banter so very much. I am so glad if the entertainment value is mutual.

Supereloquent
11-14-10, 22:16
Your reports are so detailed and interesting.I am so happy that you like them. I have never gotten a female perspective before, let alone from one in the business. Your praise means all that much more to me.


Love the mosaic. Plenty of time on your hands? LOL.Actually I am quite technically challenged, whether that refers to the computer or computer photo software. But I have been known to be quick on my feet in understanding new things. I went from zero understanding to photo-mosaic competency in about 5 minutes. Believe it or not, the way I have it set up, one mouse click establishes the collage in any format I might like (mosaic, framed mosaic picture pile, grid or contact sheet) and then it takes about 20-30 seconds for the program to actually create and set the collage.


No wonder you are ever the bargain hunter. Good god man, with all the broads you see. They better be in the 20. 30 range!I have been with over 150 different SWs in the past 2 years. Many of them I have dated multiple times.

I am not always getting dates in the 20-30 range. My decided preference is actually for a multiple-hour multiple-cup date with plenty of pics. And, others like Street and Rook are the recognized kings of the true low-ball market: 10 or less.


But going over your pics, you have found some gems. That Jen looks like a fun little tigress! Yes, I have definitely found more than my share of gems, and Jen is definitely a fun little tigress. That is actually an excellent way to describe her. I often use nicknames to distinguish some SWs one from another, especially when they have the same names, as in the many Nicoles we seem to have. But you are so creative that perhaps I should rely on you as my official nick-namer.

A collage of Jen is attached although it might be difficult to see each image because there are 130 of them.


I'm still laughing at 30 and a Big Mac!It is quite true, and a pretty "healthy" price on the K. In reality, 20 with no Big Mac is quite acceptable to most.

Sluttypie
11-14-10, 22:35
If "cute, naughty and shameless" was what you were going for, you hit the bulls-eye.

Oh, I liked that one. Thank you. From the vault of the PIE: YES! I love your phraseology. The more I chat with you the more I like you. I would definitely be interested in exploring your vault. It might even be worth 150 for the privilege.

There are several other cutely naughty and erotic pics on your website, most particularly the one in which you are wearing a skimpy pink bra with cum dripping put of your mouth and down off your chin. There are also several others, including some very interesting shots of you playing with a huge double dildo. Unfortunately, they all have watermarks on them. If you would send me some or post some un-watermarked I would be most pleased to do a mosaic or other types of collages for you and for your website.

You are one sharp and funny lady. I am enjoying our banter so very much. I am so glad if the entertainment value is mutual. The entertainment value is very mutual!

The Pie in the sky now has something other than the Flyers to keep tabs on in Philly now. Thanks Mr. Eloquent!

And being the exhibitionist that I am and well idle hands are the Devils Playground. Here are some more from the VAULT for your newest mosaic. !

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Sluttypie
11-14-10, 22:51
I am so happy that you like them. I have never gotten a female perspective before, let alone from one in the business. Your praise means all that much more to me.

Actually I am quite technically challenged, whether that refers to the computer or computer photo software. But I have been known to be quick on my feet in understanding new things. I went from zero understanding to photo-mosaic competency in about 5 minutes. Believe it or not, the way I have it set up, one mouse click establishes the collage in any format I might like (mosaic, framed mosaic picture pile, grid or contact sheet) and then it takes about 20-30 seconds for the program to actually create and set the collage.

I have been with over 150 different SWs in the past 2 years. Many of them I have dated multiple times.

I am not always getting dates in the 20-30 range. My decided preference is actually for a multiple-hour multiple-cup date with plenty of pics. And, others like Street and Rook are the recognized kings of the true low-ball market: 10 or less.

Yes, I have definitely found more than my share of gems, and Jen is definitely a fun little tigress. That is actually an excellent way to describe her. I often use nicknames to distinguish some SWs one from another, especially when they have the same names, as in the many Nicoles we seem to have. But you are so creative that perhaps I should rely on you as my official nick-namer.

A collage of Jen is attached although it might be difficult to see each image because there are 130 of them.

It is quite true, and a pretty "healthy" price on the K. In reality. 20 with no Big Mac is quite acceptable to most. I do indeed love your reports and pictures. The details in the reports are wonderful and perfect reading for the kinkster in me! We do not have such detailed reports in the forums here in the 'Ville.

Regarding the pics esp. I often ask my "friends" to take pictures of me during consults. There is not much in the world that I enjoy seeing more than myself "consulting" orally. !

And as far as 20 being the standard with NO Big Mac. I must say I am impressed with you and your generousity at 30 AND the Big Mac!

Supereloquent
11-15-10, 08:20
Sluttypie, we have never met, but your vibrant personality jumps off the pages. I have always maintained that attitude and personal chemistry are first and foremost in having a good time with a woman. I am already having a good time with you, and we haven't even physically exchanged "gifts."

I am dashing out of the office, and don't have the time right now to respond to your latest prompt and wonderful reply posts to me. I promise some more careful thought and responses later. Until then, a BIG wet kiss for you darlin.

PS: Where were women like you when I was a teen and had a dorky male snail-mail pen pal in Germany? Oh, I forgot, Al Gore hadn't yet invented the internet. :)

Supereloquent
11-15-10, 12:47
The entertainment value is very mutual I think that I "get you." I can't say that about many people in a positive way.


The Pie in the sky now has something other than the Flyers to keep tabs on in Philly now. Thanks Mr. Eloquent!That goes double ditto for me Ms. Pie. I have gotten to "the Ville," as you call it, a number of times for the running of the derby. I bet you taste as good as that delicious "derby Pie."


And being the exhibitionist that I am and well idle hands are the Devils Playground. Here are some more from the VAULT for your newest mosaic. !

115630115631115635115632115633115634115636115637115638You, a cute and naughty exhibitionist, and me, an amateur photographer of the slutty and shameless: that is a match made in heaven! I would LOVE to do a photo shoot of you sometime when I am in "the Ville." :)

I adore your photo vault. I see that you have some of the same problems I encountered early on with close-up face shots to include cocks and cum: too much glare from the flash. A macro feature on the camera helps with that a bit, if you have a situation well lit enough to turn off the flash, but the only real solution is to keep the camera at least about a foot and a half or more away. Any closer and even any photo software manipulation to reduce the glare doesn't do very much good. It's not like I sprang from the pic-taking womb with this knowledge; I had to learn it the hard way from trial and error.

Thanks for the new pics. I have combined them with some of your old pics to make the attached mosaic collage. I especially like the pics where you are wearing a collar and chain. I am a kinkster at heart and I thing you share some of my nasty predilections. Let me know if there are any suggested changes you would like me to make with this, or even something completely different. My program has a pretty wide range of flexibility.

Supereloquent
11-15-10, 13:18
Usually I post one favorite from a collage, but there were so many from yours that I chose two, with several also-rans.

I previously noted how much I liked the pic where you have cum-dribble on your black top. Your remark that you were going for cute, naughty and shameless was perfect. I think an entire pic album of you dedicated to that look is a worthy goal.

I am an ass man and I loved the pic of your delectable round ass. I would have included that as a favorite too, but the pic was too severely trimmed for my tastes. I would have preferred to see your entire ass in all its glory.

Here is a mini-collage of my two favorites from the pics you sent; you with a forehead full of thick, gooey cum and a big smile, and playing peek-a-boo with a cock while wearing a collar and chain.

Supereloquent
11-15-10, 14:02
I do indeed love your reports and pictures. The details in the reports are wonderful and perfect reading for the kinkster in me! We do not have such detailed reports in the forums here in the 'Ville.I have reactions running the complete spectrum regarding my reports from outright praise to exactly the opposite. I suppose that I can't say my writing doesn't stir deep emotional response. What some readers understand, and others never will, is that it requires an extra effort to write in detail, but detail is what matters. It places us in the situation as if we were there and experiencing it. I find that true even for me. Long after I have an encounter, I can re-read my report about it. The details are what completely refresh my memory. Without them, one sexual tryst can be pretty much like another.

Ahhhhh." the kinkster" in you. Now you have my total attention. I noticed that collar and leash on you in two of the pics you sent. You probably noticed the handcuffs, gags, restraints, cat ears, black lacy gloves and socks, and collar and leash in some of the pic-sets I have taken. You may have also noticed from my reports that filthy-dirty talking really flips my switches. I bet you are a naughty girl who needs a good spanking. And, who knows what other nasty things you want to do and have done to you, little sl*ut-puppy-pie. :)


Regarding the pics esp. I often ask my "friends" to take pictures of me during consults. There is not much in the world that I enjoy seeing more than myself "consulting" orally. ! I ADORE doing this! There are occasional complainers in our Philly area Forums about posted pics of "oral consultation," but I have noticed that these same gripers only seem to comment about me, and not directly to any or all of the others who do the same thing in the pic gallery. You are a smart girl. You know the male ego. You can probably figure out what is going on there without taking a Psychology 101 refresher.

Speaking of psychology, I am into astrology. I know that many people see it as bunk, and some aspects of it are, but I have found some interesting relationships that are generally true between certain physical and personality traits and birth signs. At the risk of looking like a totally bad guesser, you seem to be such a Cancer, that I had to surmise that as your sign. You have a classic round cherubic Cancer face and smile, and a pixie-like devil-may-care wit and attitude. It would please my detractors to no end if I guessed wrong, and it is a long shot to be guessing signs; I could get much better odds at the track. Those who don't like me will think I asked you privately if I get this right. The important thing will be that you and I will know better. If I get it wrong; well, golly gee whiz guys, it was a 12 to 1 shot, LOL.


And as far as 20 being the standard with NO Big Mac. I must say I am impressed with you and your generousity at 30 AND the Big Mac!Your tongue is planted so firmly in your cheek that it looks like you are hiding a cock in there! LOL You are such an intelligently delightful tease in so many ways. I LOVE IT!

Sluttypie
11-15-10, 14:33
I have reactions running the complete spectrum regarding my reports from outright praise to exactly the opposite. I suppose that I can't say my writing doesn't stir deep emotional response. What some readers understand, and others never will, is that it requires an extra effort to write in detail, but detail is what matters. It places us in the situation as if we were there and experiencing it. I find that true even for me. Long after I have an encounter, I can re-read my report about it. The details are what completely refresh my memory. Without them, one sexual tryst can be pretty much like another.

Ahhhhh." the kinkster" in you. Now you have my total attention. I noticed that collar and leash on you in two of the pics you sent. You probably noticed the handcuffs, gags, restraints, cat ears, black lacy gloves and socks, and collar and leash in some of the pic-sets I have taken. You may have also noticed from my reports that filthy-dirty talking really flips my switches. I bet you are a naughty girl who needs a good spanking. And, who knows what other nasty things you want to do and have done to you, little sl*ut-puppy-pie. .

I ADORE doing this! There are occasional complainers in our Philly area Forums about posted pics of "oral consultation," but I have noticed that these same gripers only seem to comment about me, and not directly to any or all of the others who do the same thing in the pic gallery. You are a smart girl. You know the male ego. You can probably figure out what is going on there without taking a Psychology 101 refresher.

Speaking of psychology, I am into astrology. I know that many people see it as bunk, and some aspects of it are, but I have found some interesting relationships that are generally true between certain physical and personality traits and birth signs. At the risk of looking like a totally bad guesser, you seem to be such a Cancer, that I had to surmise that as your sign. You have a classic round cherubic Cancer face and smile, and a pixie-like devil-may-care with and attitude. It would please my detractors to no end if I guessed wrong, and it is a long shot to be guessing signs; I could get much better odds at the track. Those who don't like me will think I asked you privately if I get this right. The important thing will be that you and I will know better. If I get it wrong; well, golly gee whiz guys, it was a 12 to 1 shot, LOL.

Your tongue is planted so firmly in your cheek that it looks like you are hiding a cock in there! LOL You are such an intelligently delightful tease in so many ways. I LOVE IT! I have much to say and more pics for you my new friend. However I am short on time as I have consultation shortly. However I will say that you, my darling dear, are wrong. I am a very true to form Aries woman. ! Born just a few days after the cusp of Pisces.

Here is some quick ass shots before my appt. Arrives then I shall report back later with some more thoughts for you. Enjoy.

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Supereloquent
11-15-10, 19:08
I have much to say and more pics for you my new friend.Goodie! I can't wait to see more of your pics. I don't know how I missed the attached pic from the last batch, but I think it probably hadn't cleared before I wrote back and constructed the collage for you. OH, MY! Sluttypie! This was the absolute best so far, and what a creatively naughty title for it: "PieMcDrooly." There you are in a juxtaposition of innocence and sensual corruption, with the sweetest grin, showing off your colorful tats, in your precious pink satin bra, with a gooey stream of cum dripping from your mouth to your chest YEAH, babydoll! THAT's what I'm talkin' about! It's an erotic work of art.

I just love having a cute, naughty and kinky provider as a new on line pen pal and friend on this website. Are we breaking new ground? It doesn't really matter. I am having fun. You seem to be having fun. And, I hope everyone is having fun reading our exchanges. They provide far more insight into you than even a quite detailed report by someone as verbose as I.


However I am short on time as I have consultation shortly. However I will say that you, my darling dear, are wrong. I am a very true to form Aries woman. ! Born just a few days after the cusp of Pisces.So much for guessing long shots. I suppose that is a good reason I don't gamble (except for craps, but that is a story for another time). It is easy to say and see now that you say so, but you do seem to have way too much fire to be a water sign (which Cancer is). A physical characteristic of Aries is usually thick eyebrows. Yours seem attractively broad. Do you find yourself having to pluck them a lot? Male Aries can have eyebrows so bushy that they meet in the center and they look like one big fuzzy caterpillar, LOL.


Here is some quick ass shots before my appt. Arrives then I shall report back later with some more thoughts for you. Enjoy.

115669115670115671Thanks for the additional pics. I love your big round beautiful ass. Is rear entry parking permitted at your establishment? If so, is it included with your "normal" hourly rate or are we talking extra?

I would love to read a report of an encounter from YOUR perspective. That's something we don't generally get to read.

Supereloquent
11-16-10, 12:24
By the ample driveway, I would assume rear entry parking is available and you can park your truck there. You may need to buy a permit if your truck is larger. LmaoJust because the driveway is wide enough doesn't always mean rear parking is available. However, in this case there was a slight flirting indication that this might be doable. I was just trying to "firm up" the possibility. If you are right about needing to buy a permit if my truck is larger, it might be worth it because my truck doesn't fit in just any back parking area. I need room to maneuver. :)

Here is a hot pic of the rear parking lot.

Sluttypie
11-16-10, 13:30
Just because the driveway is wide enough doesn't always mean rear parking is available. However, in this case there was a slight flirting indication that this might be doable. I was just trying to "firm up" the possibility. If you are right about needing to buy a permit if my truck is larger, it might be worth it because my truck doesn't fit in just any back parking area. I need room to maneuver. .

Here is a hot pic of the rear parking lot. Indeed does not always mean rear parking. Certainly in my case there is absolutly none. As you can see by that lovely shot my rear driveway is not very accomodating.

You might find it interesting, Mr. Eloquent, that all of the pics from the vault so far have all been taken by and with my boyfriend. Also, the kinkster in me is what brought me to start "consulting". I am a lover of all things so dirty and so naughty!

Here are a few actual pics of me consulting.

Sluttypie
11-16-10, 13:51
Yes, it can be a bit cumbersome at times: a monger kit, a kink kit, etc. I don't always bring it all along. It depends upon where we are going, and for how long, and what we are doing. For example, even for a 2 hour session, it really cuts into valuable sucking, fucking and normal pic-taking time to employ the kink kit at the Carlyle.

I never would force a gal to do anything she didn't want to do. That just wouldn't be fun for me either physically or psychologically. But, I can usually be as freaky as she might care to be. . Pie's kink kit:

Collar / leash.

Glass dildo.

Astroglide.

Riding Crop.

Ball gag.

O Ring Gag.

Rope.

Latex Free Condoms

(note: rope is never used on me it is for the naughty boys who like to be tied up and also when I like to get creative with the cock!)

Supereloquent
11-16-10, 14:41
Pie's kink kit:

Collar / leash.

Glass dildo.

Astroglide.

Riding Crop.

Ball gag.

O Ring Gag.

Rope.

Latex Free Condoms

(note: rope is never used on me it is for the naughty boys who like to be tied up and also when I like to get creative with the cock!) I just love that you are a naughty, kinky minx, and so open about it! That is rare among so many "happiness consultants" that just want to take the fee and get it over with. If I wanted a sexual experience absent FUN human interchange, then my 'happiness consultant" would be my soapy right hand in a long hot shower. Maybe that's why I like kink and dirty talking so much; it imbues the encounter with the magic of hot, creative interpersonal chemistry.

I like your 'kink kit." It sounds like you can and like deal with D / s from both sides of the mirror. I am pure "D," but I can appreciate an "s" who understands a D inside out. It can be a very powerful psycho-sensual dynamic, don't you think?

You showed me yours so I will show you mine: Super's kink kit:

Cat ears.

Lacy black gloves and socks.

Lacy black boy-cut panties.

Ball gag.

Dog-bone gag.

Pacifiers.

Pocket rocket (for vibrating the clit)

"Fuck Me" choker necklace.

Collar and leash.

Big purple dildo.

Water soluble lubrication.

Anal plugs.

Anal vibrator.

Handcuffs.

Restraints (for wrists and ankles)

Medium-sized dildo.

Extra-special vibrator toy (this baby EVERY woman wants to take home!)

Leather paddle.

Small and large floggers.

Clamps.

Then, of course, there is also my monger kit, but that can be the subject of another report.

Supereloquent
11-16-10, 16:52
Indeed does not always mean rear parking. Certainly in my case there is absolutly none. As you can see by that lovely shot my rear driveway is not very accomodating.That is why I usually ask and do not ASSume (How about that? A TRIPLE entendre!)


You might find it interesting, Mr. Eloquent, that all of the pics from the vault so far have all been taken by and with my boyfriend.However they were taken, Ms. Sluttypie, I like them. Thanks for sharing.


Also, the kinkster in me is what brought me to start "consulting". I am a lover of all things so dirty and so naughty! I so love a kinky gal. It's nice that you can enjoy your "consulting" and still make it financially rewarding.


Here are a few actual pics of me consulting.I adore your "oral consultation" pics. Here is a collage of them for you.

Supereloquent
11-16-10, 16:55
I liked several of them for different reasons but this is my favorite among the last batch that you sent to me from your "vault."

Sluttypie
11-16-10, 18:00
I think the rub is pricing and perception. If you look at what might be considered market price (taken from two other boards that I will not give here or via pm out of respect to Jackson) is $250. $350 for FS and often multiple shots on goal. You will need to pass screening, but there is no upsell and you know what you are going to get when you walk in the door. As and example, there is a service in Lexington that charges $325 / hr. For that you get a smoking hottie in her 20s, FS and 1-2 shots.

For ABE, you have to pay a door fee, then negotiate for something that may are may not happen. I'll do this with massage girls, but not when I'm already laying down $. They advertise as escorts, so the perception is typically FS in my book. IMHO. Vicky and her girls / boys should get the word "negotiate" out of their vocabulary."What may or may not happen" is what "may or may not" hurt the business. I would want to know up front what the hell I need to bring for my fun times and who it is there that provides it. If they are all advertising as escorts then yep, FS should be included. No door fee, no 'negotiations'. Geez, who the hell wants to negotiate fun times?

Also I have a problem with the location and the media blitz for said location. It just does not scream discretion or class. Sorry Vicky, you know the Pie speaketh her mind. I would find a more suitable out of the way locale if you are trying to go all Heidi Fleiss up in the 'Ville.

Also you may want to watch when you email and NOT cc everyone with peoples REAL names / emails and what activities they enjoy with whom. Someone has it in for you dear and supplies my big mouth with your dirty secrets. I consider it my civic and asshole duty to report.

That establishment in Lex is a good one. I have a friend who uses them often!

Sluttypie
11-17-10, 15:12
Vickie should know to send marketing emails to herself (with guys included as blind courtesy copies) so the guys do not see the email addys of the other guys. With basic mistakes like that being made one wonders what else Vickie or whoever is in charge doesn't know. I hate to be negative, but it is what it is. What we're seeing is supposed to be the "new A. B. E" that has repaired the problems of the past. These aren't my words. They are Vickie's about A. B. E. Getting it right now. Again, I'm sorry to be negative.

I'm still very doubtful about the basic approach. I have to ask, are the girls with different menus behind one $/door with a no-refund door fee due before the guy sees who is working that day? If the first girl doesn't have the menu can the guy check the menu with a second girl without another trip through the same $/door? What if everybody is dance and self-service and the guy is not looking for dance and self-service? What if only one girl is working that day? What happens then?

The answer to similar questions has been we should come and see for ourselves. Personally, I don't want to find out the hard way. That's asking a lot from us. Apparantly Mr. Golfcart there is the perception of FS when in fact Vicky has fired girls for doing just that. With that email debaucle she has a very disgruntled person who is also a friend of mine and apparantly was a friend of Vickys. I suppose you can most likely get FS, unbeknownst to wannabe Madam Vicky, however all would be at a much high price of course.

IMHO. She is not business savvy and definitly the only changes I am seeing are men added to the roster. Dumbassery is still ensuing. To the point of hiring "Bumper Balls" girl to be a consulant LOL. Why hire someone who does what you do to consult on what you do? Never let it be said that Vicky was blessed with brains before beauty.

Sluttypie
11-17-10, 15:19
The raid of "E" on 10-27-10 caused them to remove information from their review form. They removed the boxes in the upper right hand corner that were checked off to show FS or not, CBJ or BBBJ, DATY or not, etc. Today all text has been removed from the body of the review. So what is left are the boxes on the left side about the girl's appearance, whether her photo and profile are accurate, the presence of tattoos, etc. The redacted form of review now on 'E' is basically worthless. It looks like all the old reviews have been similarly redacted.It's weird. I wonder why my profile didn't get removed? I don't have a Credit Card on file or any personal info well my age is correct but that happened when signing up.

Hmm. Oh well I do pretty much all of my correspondance via personal email / phone anyway.

I still think it's silly to think that given the thousands of providers / hobbyists across the country. That the feds will come crashing down with furious vengance upon each and every one LOL.

However Duffy has their hands full LOL

Sluttypie
11-17-10, 15:38
I just love that you are a naughty, kinky minx, and so open about it! That is rare among so many "happiness consultants" that just want to take the fee and get it over with. If I wanted a sexual experience absent FUN human interchange, then my 'happiness consultant" would be my soapy right hand in a long hot shower. Maybe that's why I like kink and dirty talking so much; it imbues the encounter with the magic of hot, creative interpersonal chemistry.

I like your 'kink kit." It sounds like you can and like deal with D / s from both sides of the mirror. I am pure "D," but I can appreciate an "s" who understands a D inside out. It can be a very powerful psycho-sensual dynamic, don't you think?

You showed me yours so I will show you mine: Super's kink kit:

Cat ears.

Lacy black gloves and socks.

Lacy black boy-cut panties.

Ball gag.

Dog-bone gag.

Pacifiers.

Pocket rocket (for vibrating the clit)

"Fuck Me" choker necklace.

Collar and leash.

Big purple dildo.

Water soluble lubrication.

Anal plugs.

Anal vibrator.

Handcuffs.

Restraints (for wrists and ankles)

Medium-sized dildo.

Extra-special vibrator toy (this baby EVERY woman wants to take home!)

Leather paddle.

Small and large floggers.

Clamps.

Then, of course, there is also my monger kit, but that can be the subject of another report. Oooooh I do indeed looooove your kit! I do have a little leather slapper as well that leaves a nice little bruise!

And yes I love the power exchange dynamic, it is so awesome in the sexual setting. While my personality is extremely D, sexually I am quite switchy. That said, yes I do know the D inside and out and in s mode I can be quite pleasing. To perfection really. It is a lovely symbiotic relationship. If only for a short time LOL.

I love sharing my pictures with you and our little banter. I am very happy to have made your "aquaintence". I must go for now. Shopping beckons. Fun stuff shopping. !

And now for something completely different.

Sluttypie
11-17-10, 16:17
Not sure if my response posted before, so forgive me if this should post more than once. I did tell DLC that Kate is very careful and cautious in dealing with clients. You asked to speak with her before the session and I put the two of you in contact. This was before any money changed hands. Her response to your telephone call was predictable, given that she'd never met you.

Not criticizing you, but we all have to be careful as I'm sure you understand DLC.

Jake is right about one thing: I really need to get to these boards more often (LOL.) My much-delayed reponses:

1. The girls decide for themselves.

2. They always discuss specifics in person and in private, one-on-one.

3. They do offer additional services for a fee, and those REALLY have to be discussed in private.

4. Escorts are nervous by nature (comes from our out-call service experiences.) Don't judge them too harshly if they seem to stick their toes in the water before jumping in.

5. I'm working on combining and reducing the ads. Really. I'll try and keep it down to 100 per day (or maybe just one or two,) and.

6. There are lots of girls available, but it's handled privately and discreetly. You won't be rushed by a mob of girls (unless you want it.)

PM me if I missed something. The girls always decide for themselves? Even for the full dance without fear of losing their jobs?

And escorts are nervous by nature. Ugh. What fun times must be had there.

They offer additional services for a fee. Geez Vick. This is silly. People want to know UP FRONT what is what and who is who.

Come on Vicky. You need a real consultant. One that can teach you the ways of CCing and the true ways of Happiness Consulting and one that can also do your books. Not one versed in the ways of Bumper Balls.

Sluttypie
11-17-10, 16:46
So my sweety and bff Scoresman left me the nicest review on E. He can't show his sweet love here anymore so he decided to take it.

And on another note, some MagicMan left me a review as well who I have no idea who it is and did not hang out with. It clearly states on my profile that I am not seeing anyone new.

What sucks is that now that reviews have changed the escorts can no longer leave comments regarding whether we saw that individual or not. Also my indiviual comments are what sets me apart I feel from others. LOL Sometimes my comments are as long as the review. I am a very personable individual and I like to for my comments to reflect that.

Oh well, change is the only constant.

Oh and Scoresman. I remain cooler, smarter and prettier than you on my worst day xoxoxox And you will never have a slice of this tasty Pie. Time to move on my sweet.

Abe Girl Vicky
11-17-10, 21:01
The girls always decide for themselves? Even for the full dance without fear of losing their jobs?

And escorts are nervous by nature. Ugh. What fun times must be had there.

They offer additional services for a fee. Geez Vick. This is silly. People want to know UP FRONT what is what and who is who.

Come on Vicky. You need a real consultant. One that can teach you the ways of CCing and the true ways of Happiness Consulting and one that can also do your books. Not one versed in the ways of Bumper Balls.
The girls always decide for themselves? Even for the full dance without fear of losing their jobs?Yes.


And escorts are nervous by nature. Ugh. What fun times must be had there.Professional escorts are, SP. Goes with the territory. You've done this for awhile, and I guarantee that you've at least contacted regional database services to screen out the dangerous clients. If you haven't, feel fortunate that you are still here to entertain the fellas with your unique brand of humor.


They offer additional services for a fee. Geez Vick. This is silly. People want to know UP FRONT what is what and who is who.Yes the girls do, SP, but they discuss that in private. To do otherwise doesn't give you an out if your should run into LE. It gives us "plausible deniability" based on the ads. Check the ads everyone else is posting. That should give you some idea that you can't "sell the cow's milk" on the public auction block. You can sell the cow all day long.


Come on Vicky. You need a real consultant. One that can teach you the ways of CCing and the true ways of Happiness Consulting and one that can also do your books. Not one versed in the ways of Bumper Balls.Advise is always appreciated, SP, when it's constructive and purposeful. Hobbyists need only contact any provider from a private, anonymous email account and use a private contact number. The "CC" game helps, but really is not the best way to use adult entertainment and relaxation services. If someone contacts a provider, it's assumed that the contact information is private. There's no other way to approach that, SP. That's why when A. B. E receives a bulk mail message with contact info (which we did,) we send it out as a bulk mail message. Otherwise, it's one email message at time.

I know you disagree with my approach, SP. We're working to find the right formula for agency advertising You've found a "be funny" approach, and back that up with great service (from the majority of posts that I've read about you.) That works for you. Whether you think I was blessed with "beauty before brains," recall that of the two of us, I have never been openly critical of you, your business approach or your appearance. Others here have, unfairly or otherwise. How you market yourself works for SP, but will not work for us. You're a solo act, so your approach is necessarily different, and it works for you and the many hobbyists who enjoy time with you. No criticism here, hon, it just is what it is.

The method at A. B. E is simple, folks: Find the girl or guy you want to meet, then call me. I'll get the two of you in contact, and you decide in person and in private what services you'd like. If either of you are uncomfortable, you part company.

No fees are paid before this.

The best way to handle it is to just meet the person and see if you click. If so, pay for the basic service; it's a "breaking in" period for both of you. If you want more, discuss it in privacy. If you are both comfortable, you'd be surprised how receptive the girls are. Following that simple, inexpensive approach will build a good relationship between the two of you and get you past the non-sense phase of "what does the fee pay for?"

They will not work on that level with someone they haven't met before and who does not even make an attempt to make them feel comfortable and safe. They also shy away from clients who ask that ultimate question publicly. These girls are the real deal, guys. Not girls who've stumbled into this industry because they were broke or heard it was fun. That's not the type of girls A. B. E hires or exposes hobbyists to. The girls that were desperate and careless were released from the agency.

Joelouky
11-17-10, 21:38
Apparantly Mr. Golfcart there is the perception of FS when in fact Vicky has fired girls for doing just that. With that email debaucle she has a very disgruntled person who is also a friend of mine and apparantly was a friend of Vickys. I suppose you can most likely get FS, unbeknownst to wannabe Madam Vicky, however all would be at a much high price of course.

IMHO. She is not business savvy and definitly the only changes I am seeing are men added to the roster. Dumbassery is still ensuing. To the point of hiring "Bumper Balls" girl to be a consulant LOL. Why hire someone who does what you do to consult on what you do? Never let it be said that Vicky was blessed with brains before beauty. What girls were fired for giving the full ride? This is the first I have heard of this.

Supereloquent
11-17-10, 21:52
Oooooh I do indeed looooove your kit! I do have a little leather slapper as well that leaves a nice little bruise!I actually am not into bruising. Some submissives actually enjoy being bruised, get off on it, and like to have bruises to admire as a "trophy' of the experience. I have been with a few true masochists, and it just isn't my cup of tea. I had a submissive gf who pleaded with me to be suspended by her wrists, as I bit her hard the entire length of her body. I just couldn't do it, even though I knew she really wanted it. I had another submissive gf who wanted me to paddle her ass black and blue until she cried and begged me to stop, and then she wanted me to ignore her pleas and keep hitting her. Both gfs said they actually came from what they said they wanted to do. However, delivering real pain, even when your partner desires it, just isn't in me and gives me absolutely no pleasure.

I have never bruised a woman or even wanted to, even if she found that exciting or desirable. When I use a paddle or a flogger I am very skilled with it. What these tools are for, IMHO, is to hasten blood flow to the surface of the skin and raise the production of endorphins. This is exactly what happens in both male and female sexual arousal. Spanking and flogging can enhance that arousal and extend it to a wider area of the body.

There are a few SWs who are into erotic spanking. However, I would never, ever do it to anyone who found that uncomfortable, or said no to it. There are all kinds of legitimate reasons many women don't choose to wrap their heads around spanking or flogging as pleasurable, not the least of which is past physical and / or emotional abuse. Anything done in D / s should be voluntary on both sides. It isn't the bullying one-way power-trip that some might think, except perhaps for those with warped motivations in the first place, who would be abusers of women regardless.


And yes I love the power exchange dynamic, it is so awesome in the sexual setting. While my personality is extremely D, sexually I am quite switchy. That said, yes I do know the D inside and out and in s mode I can be quite pleasing. To perfection really. It is a lovely symbiotic relationship. If only for a short time LOL.What is going on in the mind is often the most important thing that is going on in a sexual encounter, and that goes double for a D / s encounter. I find "switchy" women the very most interesting and exciting in this regard. She knows intimately what makes a "D" tick and what will float his boat. I have usually found such women to be the most fun in a session of power exchange.


I love sharing my pictures with you and our little banter. I am very happy to have made your "aquaintence"YES. This is SO much fun! An intelligent female point of view on here is rare. I find myself looking forward to your flirtatious banter. Your sharing of hot pics and your kinkiness is uncommonly stimulating.


I must go for now. Shopping beckons. Fun stuff shopping. ! There is a point at which the typical male and female natures diverge and this is one of them. I view the activity of shopping the same way I do hunting. You look for something specific, you bag it, strap it to the hood and drive it home. You're finished. You accomplished your goal. You don't stay in the woods window-hunting. LOL.


And now for something completely different.I LOVE your cute titties and that marvelous tat in the center of your chest. However, the dimensions on that pic are pretty tiny to be able to blow it up with enough clarity to see it well on the computer screen. Do you have a bigger version of it with better resolution?

Sluttypie
11-17-10, 22:04
Yes.

Professional escorts are, SP. Goes with the territory. You've done this for awhile, and I guarantee that you've at least contacted regional database services to screen out the dangerous clients. If you haven't, feel fortunate that you are still here to entertain the fellas with your unique brand of humor.

Yes the girls do, SP, but they discuss that in private. To do otherwise doesn't give you an out if your should run into LE. It gives us "plausible deniability" based on the ads. Check the ads everyone else is posting. That should give you some idea that you can't "sell the cow's milk" on the public auction block. You can sell the cow all day long.

Advise is always appreciated, SP, when it's constructive and purposeful. Hobbyists need only contact any provider from a private, anonymous email account and use a private contact number. The "CC" game helps, but really is not the best way to use adult entertainment and relaxation services. If someone contacts a provider, it's assumed that the contact information is private. There's no other way to approach that, SP. That's why when A. B. E receives a bulk mail message with contact info (which we did,) we send it out as a bulk mail message. Otherwise, it's one email message at time.

I know you disagree with my approach, SP. We're working to find the right formula for agency advertising You've found a "be funny" approach, and back that up with great service (from the majority of posts that I've read about you.) That works for you. Whether you think I was blessed with "beauty before brains," recall that of the two of us, I have never been openly critical of you, your business approach or your appearance. Others here have, unfairly or otherwise. How you market yourself works for SP, but will not work for us. You're a solo act, so your approach is necessarily different, and it works for you and the many hobbyists who enjoy time with you. No criticism here, hon, it just is what it is.

The method at A. B. E is simple, folks: Find the girl or guy you want to meet, then call me. I'll get the two of you in contact, and you decide in person and in private what services you'd like. If either of you are uncomfortable, you part company.

No fees are paid before this.

The best way to handle it is to just meet the person and see if you click. If so, pay for the basic service; it's a "breaking in" period for both of you. If you want more, discuss it in privacy. If you are both comfortable, you'd be surprised how receptive the girls are. Following that simple, inexpensive approach will build a good relationship between the two of you and get you past the non-sense phase of "what does the fee pay for?"

They will not work on that level with someone they haven't met before and who does not even make an attempt to make them feel comfortable and safe. They also shy away from clients who ask that ultimate question publicly. These girls are the real deal, guys. Not girls who've stumbled into this industry because they were broke or heard it was fun. That's not the type of girls A. B. E hires or exposes hobbyists to. The girls that were desperate and careless were released from the agency. I do disagree with your approach and think you need some help, this is true. From a business stand point. And this coming from one who "stumbled into this for the fun". My "be funny" approach. Is called the "keeping it real" approach. I "market" myself AS MYSELF. And criticsm never hurt the Pie. It's amazing my noggin even fits in my house.

I keep it real and I keep fun and I keep it safe.

Oh and the cc'ing I was reffering to was when you sent a CC when it should have been a BCC. You emailed all of your clients with REAL NAMES / EMAILS. Etc. But that's neither here nor there as it is a done deal. Again, you need better help.

Basically I think what you are TRYING to do is in theory good but I think you have a shitty location, and you "breaking in" fee I. E. Door fee is B. S. But that is just my opinion. However if I was you, I would do research on other organizations and make some adjustments. Seriously. But again that's just MHO.

Okay, I shall drop it. I grow tired.

Sluttypie
11-17-10, 22:23
I don't know about the service, but I do appreciate that Vicky has been polite in the conversation even under fire. That is rare on the internet. It does make me want to risk it sometime with her service.

On another note. I really wish more providers and agencies would use a service like P411 where they could do a good screening without me having to give individuals sensitive information. The less people and places that have copies of my information the better. It is also a good way to feel confident that the provider is legit.

I know some will say just give references. Well for me I probably only see someone a few times a year. I doubt many of the providers I have seen even remember me. P411 is great and quite useful. I just wish more people would use it!

Sluttypie
11-17-10, 22:28
What girls were fired for giving the full ride? This is the first I have heard of this.I'm not calling out any more bullshittery regarding ABE. However I may still make fun of the busted dudes, sorry Vicky. Damn "Rick". Hahahahhah. My Gramma would love him though. LOL.

It is hard to find straight ones, I know I know.

Abe Girl Vicky
11-17-10, 23:08
Apparantly Mr. Golfcart there is the perception of FS when in fact Vicky has fired girls for doing just that. With that email debaucle she has a very disgruntled person who is also a friend of mine and apparantly was a friend of Vickys. I suppose you can most likely get FS, unbeknownst to wannabe Madam Vicky, however all would be at a much high price of course.

IMHO. She is not business savvy and definitly the only changes I am seeing are men added to the roster. Dumbassery is still ensuing. To the point of hiring "Bumper Balls" girl to be a consulant LOL. Why hire someone who does what you do to consult on what you do? Never let it be said that Vicky was blessed with brains before beauty. Not to be dramatic here, but exactly WHO is this mutual friend of ours? You can PM me, of course.

As for business savvy, everyone is entitled to his or her opinion. We've grown from two and 1/2 rooms on one floor of a building to occupying the entire building, posting so much paid advertising that it's irritating and having more providers on the roster. I thought we were doing pretty well, financially speaking. I think I'll stick with my model and let you stick to the "Funny" model of entertaining your guests.

There is no "Bumper Balls" consultant onsite, SP. A savvy person verifies her information before holding it out as true, which, being savvy, you surely must have done given your expertise. That's your cue to drop a name, publicly.

"Madam Vicky?" First time I head that phrase since your best friend Scoresman used it. Are you two in love, or is this public spat of yours a temporary thing? Not being catty (honestly,) but your comment did remind me so much of him. I miss him so much.

I don't know about the whole "brains before beauty" observation, though. Like most women, I have appearance issues. I did flirt with a teacher or two to get those passing grades. And to be able to generate enough personal and business income to found a licensed professional escort service. Hope that counts for something.

Wingman Todd
11-17-10, 23:31
Though I am from Cincinnati, after meeting one of your best, I feel a bit connected here. This is what I garnned from the indy's site:

There has been the last two days, much discussion over on indys about e-com. I direct you to the "recent topic" forum (Is E. Com irrelevant? Anyone willing to pay for what that!). Waltmore has several great posts there. General feeling is that there will be a mass exit from the ladies on e-com and going to other sites. My advice is to jot down numbers and info of your favorites before they leave.

And Brooke, according to one of the providers there, go to: ecortreviews dot com. Apparently, you log into this the same way as on e-com and you can access all your reviews. How long that will be there is unknown.

Update here: I just accessed my reviews on this site, and it is very generic! No reviews of times or details spent shown. Oh well, just trying to help! It is a dying site!

Just my thoughts trying to help!

Wingman.


So my sweety and bff Scoresman left me the nicest review on E. He can't show his sweet love here anymore so he decided to take it.

And on another note, some MagicMan left me a review as well who I have no idea who it is and did not hang out with. It clearly states on my profile that I am not seeing anyone new.

What sucks is that now that reviews have changed the escorts can no longer leave comments regarding whether we saw that individual or not. Also my indiviual comments are what sets me apart I feel from others. LOL Sometimes my comments are as long as the review. I am a very personable individual and I like to for my comments to reflect that.

Oh well, change is the only constant.

Oh and Scoresman. I remain cooler, smarter and prettier than you on my worst day xoxoxox And you will never have a slice of this tasty Pie. Time to move on my sweet.

Sluttypie
11-18-10, 00:56
Though I am from Cincinnati, after meeting one of your best, I feel a bit connected here. This is what I garnned from the indy's site:

There has been the last two days, much discussion over on indys about e-com. I direct you to the "recent topic" forum (Is E. Com irrelevant? Anyone willing to pay for what that!). Waltmore has several great posts there. General feeling is that there will be a mass exit from the ladies on e-com and going to other sites. My advice is to jot down numbers and info of your favorites before they leave.

And Brooke, according to one of the providers there, go to: ecortreviews dot com. Apparently, you log into this the same way as on e-com and you can access all your reviews. How long that will be there is unknown.

Update here: I just accessed my reviews on this site, and it is very generic! No reviews of times or details spent shown. Oh well, just trying to help! It is a dying site!

Just my thoughts trying to help!

Wingman. Yeah, you are correct. It is a dying site. Luckily, the vices of humans will always be the things that will continue to always be available when the whole shithouse goes up in flames. Sex being among the top ones! That said there are a plethora of escort sites and review sites for the ladies and fellas to flock to.

Sluttypie
11-18-10, 01:33
Not to be dramatic here, but exactly WHO is this mutual friend of ours? You can PM me, of course.

As for business savvy, everyone is entitled to his or her opinion. We've grown from two and 1/2 rooms on one floor of a building to occupying the entire building, posting so much paid advertising that it's irritating and having more providers on the roster. I thought we were doing pretty well, financially speaking. I think I'll stick with my model and let you stick to the "Funny" model of entertaining your guests.

There is no "Bumper Balls" consultant onsite, SP. A savvy person verifies her information before holding it out as true, which, being savvy, you surely must have done given your expertise. That's your cue to drop a name, publicly.

"Madam Vicky?" First time I head that phrase since your best friend Scoresman used it. Are you two in love, or is this public spat of yours a temporary thing? Not being catty (honestly,) but your comment did remind me so much of him. I miss him so much.

I don't know about the whole "brains before beauty" observation, though. Like most women, I have appearance issues. I did flirt with a teacher or two to get those passing grades. And to be able to generate enough personal and business income to found a licensed professional escort service. Hope that counts for something. This whole thing is all Scoresmans fault. I swear. He and I are in love and actually got married a few weeks ago. This is all part of our kink. He is such a naughty little boy!

Joelouky
11-18-10, 01:42
I'm not calling out any more bullshittery regarding ABE. Why stop now? Nothing wrong with sharing some dirt if ya got it.

Sluttypie
11-18-10, 01:45
There is no "Bumper Balls" consultant onsite.Regardless. I'm still using Bumper Balls Consulting and you (name change of course) as a whole section. Oh hell maybe even a whole series. In my adult comics. Hehehe

And you should thank me and my dipshittery for all this 'splaing you got to do.

Sluttypie
11-18-10, 01:52
Why stop now? Nothing wrong with sharing some dirt if ya got it.Her long ass posts and she somewhere in there explains that she did in fact get rid of broads. She says it in a fancy way, I say it my way.

I was an accounting major. She is the English major. I say it how it is, she elegantly dances with you about how it happened. But it is moot because I told Madam Vicky LOL I would drop it not really because of her but because I do grow tired of the dumbassery.

However I will say again. Vicky I demand payment for all this advertisment I've given you! I accept PayPal and most major credit Cards and hell even Diners Club. Esp Diners Club LOL

Sunycide
11-18-10, 17:56
I'm going to defend Vicky, but she has handled the hammering quite well.

It is getting annoying, Ms Pie, having to sort through all of your gripe and attempt at comedy in third person. I mean shit. Let it go.

An occasional zing is okay, but daily I getting a bit old. All I care about are reviews. Both good and bad. All of this other shit should be taken to PM or personal email.

It's getting ridiculous

Scoresman
11-18-10, 20:55
I'm going to defend Vicky, but she has handled the hammering quite well.

It is getting annoying, Ms Pie, having to sort through all of your gripe and attempt at comedy in third person. I mean shit. Let it go.

An occasional zing is okay, but daily I getting a bit old. All I care about are reviews. Both good and bad. All of this other shit should be taken to PM or personal email.

It's getting ridiculousThat's what I've been saying about "****" but everyone gets upset when I say it. Slutty you spend way too much time on here typing any little thought that comes to your head and trying to be cute. Nobody wants to read your posts and as indicated by the amount of times you post on here you aren't eating enough penis. Just because your business is down doesn't make it cool to bash other girls. You're really the definition of a hater. I know of a few other girls that said you were a ***** too and you do jizz swapping with guys. Disgusting.

Scoresman
11-18-10, 21:02
So my sweety and bff Scoresman left me the nicest review on E. He can't show his sweet love here anymore so he decided to take it.

And on another note, some MagicMan left me a review as well who I have no idea who it is and did not hang out with. It clearly states on my profile that I am not seeing anyone new.

What sucks is that now that reviews have changed the escorts can no longer leave comments regarding whether we saw that individual or not. Also my indiviual comments are what sets me apart I feel from others. LOL Sometimes my comments are as long as the review. I am a very personable individual and I like to for my comments to reflect that.

Oh well, change is the only constant.

Oh and Scoresman. I remain cooler, smarter and prettier than you on my worst day xoxoxox And you will never have a slice of this tasty Pie. Time to move on my sweet. Quit crying you're just mad that you can't type your long winded comments on there. If I were to "have a slice of that tasty Pie" I might vomit and never be able get a boner again. JMHO

Sluttypie
11-18-10, 21:08
I'm going to defend Vicky, but she has handled the hammering quite well.

It is getting annoying, Ms Pie, having to sort through all of your gripe and attempt at comedy in third person. I mean shit. Let it go.

An occasional zing is okay, but daily I getting a bit old. All I care about are reviews. Both good and bad. All of this other shit should be taken to PM or personal email.

It's getting ridiculousAnd done. However I will say the majority of the posts were one day.

Bigtlvr
11-18-10, 21:20
I'm going to defend Vicky, but she has handled the hammering quite well.

It is getting annoying, Ms Pie, having to sort through all of your gripe and attempt at comedy in third person. I mean shit. Let it go.

An occasional zing is okay, but daily I getting a bit old. All I care about are reviews. Both good and bad. All of this other shit should be taken to PM or personal email.

It's getting ridiculousDitto. Thank you. To quote another sr member in post #2174 ofthe General Reports (and this is not directed at ms pie, but to all the OTs). "Quit crying and go rub a penis!"

Sluttypie
11-18-10, 21:21
I'm going to defend Vicky, but she has handled the hammering quite well.

It is getting annoying, Ms Pie, having to sort through all of your gripe and attempt at comedy in third person. I mean shit. Let it go.

An occasional zing is okay, but daily I getting a bit old. All I care about are reviews. Both good and bad. All of this other shit should be taken to PM or personal email.

It's getting ridiculousIn the begining it started out as me reporting intel from a mutual friend. Vicky and I had taken it to PM where I advised her to keep better watch over her shit. I was reporting what I thought pertinent things. It is over with now Mr. Suny. And screw you. I AM FUNNY!

Okay, last thing EVER about it. I promise. But I am funny. Dammit. Please don't tell me I attempt to be funny. Lest I be found masturbating in the corner with the lubrication of my own tears.

White
11-19-10, 09:55
In the begining it started out as me reporting intel from a mutual friend. Vicky and I had taken it to PM where I advised her to keep better watch over her shit. I was reporting what I thought pertinent things. It is over with now Mr. Suny. And screw you. I AM FUNNY!

Okay, last thing EVER about it. I promise. But I am funny. Dammit. Please don't tell me I attempt to be funny. Lest I be found masturbating in the corner with the lubrication of my own tears. Never been amused, never will be. Please for the love of God stop now.

HappyHobbyist
11-19-10, 11:56
Never been amused, never will be. Please for the love of God stop now.Thank you, White. I was starting to hope someone would put a cock in both their mouths to shut them up.

Urbanwonder42
11-19-10, 13:37
That's what I've been saying about "****" but everyone gets upset when I say it. Slutty you spend way too much time on here typing any little thought that comes to your head and trying to be cute. Nobody wants to read your posts and as indicated by the amount of times you post on here you aren't eating enough penis. Just because your business is down doesn't make it cool to bash other girls. You're really the definition of a hater. I know of a few other girls that said you were a ***** too and you do jizz swapping with guys. Disgusting.I am damn glad others have spoken up on this. I was wondering if I was the only one who was tired of all the sluttypie posts. Damn woman, shut the hell up.

Sluttypie
11-19-10, 14:04
Quit crying you're just mad that you can't type your long winded comments on there. If I were to "have a slice of that tasty Pie" I might vomit and never be able get a boner again. JMHOHunny. I love you too!

And you know you love vomit play, you love it when I puke all over your little peeper!

And yes I am pretty upset I can't run my big mouth in the reply section. You know how I love to talk. All those long nights we have spent together verbally assaulting each other while wildly fucking. Oh the good times we have had! You putrid sack o' love!

Sluttypie
11-19-10, 14:19
That's what I've been saying about "****" but everyone gets upset when I say it. Slutty you spend way too much time on here typing any little thought that comes to your head and trying to be cute. Nobody wants to read your posts and as indicated by the amount of times you post on here you aren't eating enough penis. Just because your business is down doesn't make it cool to bash other girls. You're really the definition of a hater. I know of a few other girls that said you were a ***** too and you do jizz swapping with guys. Disgusting.Is fun and other girls who say I'm a be*tch are correct. My business is down because I choose it to be. This is not my life's work sweet nuts, you should know this. You being my caretaker.

I speak my mind when and were I want to and my so called bashing was the truth. But I will stfu. And those of you who don't find me funny and have a problem with my posts can suck it.

I have constructively contributed to this little board, giving helpful info. Granted more so dipshittery however I do come through with some tidbits.

Oh and Scoresman dear perhaps that ONE girl you are referring to was that one who offered up your cell phone number to me when you were dogging me and I told her to quit emailing me.

Okay okay. The Lord of The Flies Board (as Platnium Pink once put it) has spoken. I will go play elsewhere. For now.

Sluttypie
11-19-10, 14:45
I am damn glad others have spoken up on this. I was wondering if I was the only one who was tired of all the sluttypie posts. Damn woman, shut the hell up.Ouch man.

And White. Never? Ever?

Mr King
11-19-10, 15:48
I am damn glad others have spoken up on this. I was wondering if I was the only one who was tired of all the sluttypie posts. Damn woman, shut the hell up.I'm tired of her as well. Let her comment in her massage or escort section. These pages are for mongering and she is adding nothing to assist.

Bigtlvr
11-19-10, 17:12
I'm tired of her as well. Let her comment in her massage or escort section. These pages are for mongering and she is adding nothing to assist.I give! Pie, enough! People have kindly asked to to refrain from posting, I don't know why you seem to need to have the last word, but, end it, please.

I, and I am sure others, check this board on mobile devices. Having to weed through this driveling BS on a BB is a HUGE pain in the ass. Arough estimate is that you have posted over 60 times since the end of Oct. Holy shit!

If you need to post, please keep it to the Escort AD board.

Sluttypie
11-19-10, 19:16
I'm tired of her as well. Let her comment in her massage or escort section. These pages are for mongering and she is adding nothing to assist.These pages here are for backpage advertiser REVIEWS. I think we all deviate from the rules a bit Mr. King. "mostly lurker. Hardly ever poster"

Again, I have given constructive intel. And was on ABE. I have even given good info on providers for you mongers to the point some of you have even had a good time. Give me a break here. Geez.

KYcuriosity
11-19-10, 20:54
I am damn glad others have spoken up on this. I was wondering if I was the only one who was tired of all the sluttypie posts. Damn woman, shut the hell up.I am really tired of her as well, and I even made a comment to the administrator to remove her comments that are not relevant to the board.

I put her on ignore and not say anything trying to be polite, but there still alot of "hidden comments".

Mr King
11-20-10, 02:14
I really don't appreciate sluttypie's comments about ME or others. Everyone should just report her as wasting the space of this site and our time. Use the little report button "!" on the lower left of each new entry and put in a comment.

I don't know who or what she is and can't see why she is commenting with her incoherent gibberish. I'm sure she will add something about me again and I will see those comments as I see her. Worthless.


These pages here are for backpage advertiser REVIEWS. I think we all deviate from the rules a bit Mr. King."mostly lurker. Hardly ever poster"

Again, I have given constructive intel. And was on ABE. I have even given good info on providers for you mongers to the point some of you have even had a good time. Give me a break here. Geez.

Sunycide
11-20-10, 11:08
These pages here are for backpage advertiser REVIEWS. I think we all deviate from the rules a bit Mr. King."mostly lurker. Hardly ever poster"

Again, I have given constructive intel. And was on ABE. I have even given good info on providers for you mongers to the point some of you have even had a good time. Give me a break here. Geez. Just shut the fuck up already.

And no, you aren't funny. And no I won't be returning to put my cock in your mouth. The dog staring at me the whole time freaked me out. I wonder if ABE allows dogs in their sessions? Hmmmmmm.

Sluttypie
11-20-10, 13:26
Just shut the fuck up already.

And no, you aren't funny. And no I won't be returning to put my cock in your mouth. The dog staring at me the whole time freaked me out. I wonder if ABE allows dogs in their sessions? Hmmmmmm. If you asked. But it would cost extra.

Abe Girl Vicky
11-20-10, 14:23
Just shut the fuck up already.

And no, you aren't funny. And no I won't be returning to put my cock in your mouth. The dog staring at me the whole time freaked me out. I wonder if ABE allows dogs in their sessions? Hmmmmmm. Not since "The Incident."

SevenKnobs
11-20-10, 20:52
Give me a break here.No. You're annoying. Shut up already. You're not smart, funny, attractive, or helpful.

Mr King
11-21-10, 03:58
These pages here are for backpage advertiser REVIEWS. I think we all deviate from the rules a bit Mr. King."mostly lurker. Hardly ever poster"

Again, I have given constructive intel. And was on ABE. I have even given good info on providers for you mongers to the point some of you have even had a good time. Give me a break here. Geez. Shut your pie hole!

Sluttypie
11-21-10, 14:41
I feel like I hit the lottery hahahah.

Thank you Jackson for my own little thread here. It's like Christmas has come early. Currently in my eyeball hahahha

Sluttypie
11-21-10, 14:42
Shut your pie hole!Don't bet on it sugar smacks.

Sluttypie
11-21-10, 15:07
This is thread is a neatly organized section of all my posts, pictures and essentially awesomeness!

Wow. I'm getting verklempt. Okay great, sweet. So instead of opening my big mouth in the boys section I will just run my Pie hole here and post pictures and what not for you all to laugh at, make fun of or jerk to.

And I will still continue to provide quality intel when I have it.

And here is something of mine that you haters of the Pie can kiss all over.

Sluttypie
11-21-10, 15:35
No. You're annoying. Shut up already. You're not smart, funny, attractive, or helpful.All of those things and more I'm sure. LOL.

However your moniker would indicate you are a knob. In fact, the equivalent of seven.

Sluttypie
11-21-10, 16:03
For those of you trying to PM me.

I've been getting several emails over the last few days feel that my inbox was maxed out! I've cleared out my box (pun intended) so feel free to send your love and / or hate!

Cheers!

Sluttypie
11-21-10, 21:07
I've found that Jackson has made it so I can't post in my other favorite forums I. E.. Oral Sex, Facials, Opinions, Jokes, just the other general forums that I doubt any of you know exist. Otherwise crushing my soul. Oh Jackson. It's okay. I will just make this my own little personal blog to do what my dear Scoresman says jot down every little thought that comes into my head.

I also invite anyone to feel free to use my jackass thread here to post pictures that they have which is something that I see in other cities but apparantly Louisville is a bit uppity or at least you here on the board. I also notice that mainly the board is comprised of AMPsters so that could also be the reason. When one fella did offer to post a pic everyone got all up in arms and shit. I think one dude was for posting it.

Louisville. Lighten up. Show your cocks getting sucked, this is supposedly a "hobby" indicating FUN right.

Also, I would also like to invite other women who may see my little thread here to post your side of encounters. As long as you don't talk shit about the fellas. If you have pics you would like to post, post 'them. But no shit talk about dudes. I would like for my little thread to be about the FUN side of of the ladies perspective. I am often asked to tell stories about my encounters so hey. Have at it if you wish.

Regarding safety, it's not like anyones Uncle will know who you are if you post under an assumed name sans pics of course. I simply think it would be hot to hear from women. But let it be clear. THE FUN STUFF. Sexy stuff!

That said, I doubt I will get many takers however I'm still throwing it out there. You never know.

That said here is a picture I think is pretty cool.

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A wonderful pic from a fantastic "Subbie Pie" night with my Dearest.

James Doe69
11-21-10, 22:46
I want to take this oportunity to be the first to post a message in the sluttiepie thread. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yeah I win! I am the first.

Sluttypie
11-22-10, 15:54
I want to take this oportunity to be the first to post a message in the sluttiepie thread. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yeah I win! I am the first.And here I thought all along I'd just be talking to myself and well the lurkers of course.

Thanks Doc for always supportin' the Pie. And the dog says Hi!

Yeah fuck you Suny. My dog is cool, she was probably staring at you all weird like because YOU are uncool. You were that weird dude asking if I let my dog lick my twat. Gross. Weirdo.

Oh wait, I forgot. My thread is a fun thread. So sorry Suny. But not really.

Sluttypie
11-22-10, 15:56
I want to take this oportunity to be the first to post a message in the sluttiepie thread. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yeah I win! I am the first.I wouldn't be suprised if you were the first AND only, other than myself LOL

Sluttypie
11-22-10, 16:18
Some ladies or fellas might be incited to speak up and show some pictures or tell some stories. Get that imaginary buttplug out of your asses already.

Red Frog
11-22-10, 16:54
Wow nice compliment Ms Pie.

Your verry own thread.

Sluttypie
11-22-10, 19:01
Wow nice compliment Ms Pie.

Your verry own thread. Hi Froggy! Thanks for stoppin' by!

I know, right. I get my own blog spot here on the USAG.

I like the title "Sluttypie in Louisville". Feels like I have a little local public access morning show or something. I should be having COFFEE haha and conducting interviews with local celebs and having Jack Hanna on. With his penis in my mouth.

James Doe69
11-23-10, 02:04
And here I thought all along I'd just be talking to myself and well the lurkers of course.

Thanks Doc for always supportin' the Pie. And the dog says Hi!

Yeah fuck you Suny. My dog is cool, she was probably staring at you all weird like because YOU are uncool. You were that weird dude asking if I let my dog lick my twat. Gross. Weirdo.

Oh wait, I forgot. My thread is a fun thread. So sorry Suny. But not really. Well is it true? Are you using the Dusseldorf I bought you to entice the dog to lash you? Hey I love dogs and lesbians, just asken.
Ps The dog staired at me to , but I was cool with it. I just kept throwing bunny ears up behind youre head and she smiled alot.

Sunycide
11-23-10, 20:27
Yeah fuck you Suny. My dog is cool, she was probably staring at you all weird like because YOU are uncool. You were that weird dude asking if I let my dog lick my twat. Gross. Weirdo.

Oh wait, I forgot. My thread is a fun thread. So sorry Suny. But not really. My great aunt Edna is cool, but I don't fuck bitches faces in front of her either. It's just not very classy. But I guess neither is a disgusting, rat hair, tatted-out slob either.

Have fun in your own little world here.

Sluttypie
11-24-10, 18:31
My great aunt Edna is cool, but I don't fuck bitches faces in front of her either. It's just not very classy. But I guess neither is a disgusting, rat hair, tatted-out slob either.

Have fun in your own little world here. You sound so embittered that I wouldn't let my dog lick me for you. I'm sorry but I'm just not into that sort of thing.

And you were so sweet in your intial emails to me saying how hot I was. Your exact words were "A hot girl that GETS IT and likes to get it"....awww How sweet those low self esteemers who feel the need to run game on the "ladies" hahahaha.

And my hair is soft and is nothing like a rat's hair. I think you need to quit looking in the mirror before posting my sweet.

Sluttypie
11-24-10, 18:37
Well is it true? Are you using the Dusseldorf I bought you to entice the dog to lash you? Hey I love dogs and lesbians, just asken.

Ps The dog staired at me to, but I was cool with it. I just kept throwing bunny ears up behind you're head and she smiled alot. Nah. These are all falsities! I do not let the dog lash me. And geez louise Doc. I've let many PEOPLE lash me and holy shit the using of Dusselforf WOULD NOT be allowed hahahhah.

Suny is just a pissy old man who's only outlet for his anger is insulting an individual, who was very nice to him, on the internet. Douchey? Yes. Cowardly? Yes. Assholey? Yes.

Sluttypie
11-24-10, 18:54
Happy Thanksgiving to all you mongering mongrels, lurking lurkers and pretty ladies!

I, for one, would like to say that I am thankful for all of the extremely awesome people that I have met and the truly NICE and cool folks out there that treat this little hobby of ours as a mutually fullfilling and exciting thing, which in my opinion is how it should be!

I would also like to thank Jackson for giving me this little thread for people to throw me their love and / or hate. It truly makes my day!

Also, I am going to say this again. Please women and men feel free to talk about experiences. Good ones only! Women, do not shit talk on the dudes. I am interested in hearing from women who like to talk about their encounters. Positive feedback only. If you wish to share pics. Totally cool and welcome!

Anyway. I have something for you this Turkey Day Suny as I sign off and go enjoy my holiday.

Jake 4119
11-24-10, 21:45
And Happy Thanksgiving to you Madame Pie.


Happy Thanksgiving to all you mongering mongrels, lurking lurkers and pretty ladies!

I, for one, would like to say that I am thankful for all of the extremely awesome people that I have met and the truly NICE and cool folks out there that treat this little hobby of ours as a mutually fullfilling and exciting thing, which in my opinion is how it should be!

I would also like to thank Jackson for giving me this little thread for people to throw me their love and / or hate. It truly makes my day!

Also, I am going to say this again. Please women and men feel free to talk about experiences. Good ones only! Women, do not shit talk on the dudes. I am interested in hearing from women who like to talk about their encounters. Positive feedback only. If you wish to share pics. Totally cool and welcome!

Anyway. I have something for you this Turkey Day Suny as I sign off and go enjoy my holiday.

Dipstick1
11-26-10, 02:31
Happy Thanksgiving to all you mongering mongrels, lurking lurkers and pretty ladies!

As one of your lurking lurker friends I want to thank you for thinking of us and return your wishes of a Happy Thanksgiving.

I, for one, would like to say that I am thankful for all of the extremely awesome people that I have met and the truly NICE and cool folks out there that treat this little hobby of ours as a mutually fullfilling and exciting thing, which in my opinion is how it should be!

I have seen some of the negative feelings thrown around this site and it sadens me to think that the fun meaning behind this site has been lost. Luckily we still have you to remind us of this.

I would also like to thank Jackson for giving me this little thread for people to throw me their love and / or hate. It truly makes my day!

Woot Jackson is a hero for it. Sucks that you are in the corner though.

Also, I am going to say this again. Please women and men feel free to talk about experiences. Good ones only! Women, do not shit talk on the dudes. I am interested in hearing from women who like to talk about their encounters. Positive feedback only. If you wish to share pics. Totally cool and welcome!

I for one think it would be cool to see what the otherside of this nifty little hobby of ours. After seeing all the insights of my fellow men, it seems that it is all the same. So come on ladies, let's break new boundries!

Anyway. I have something for you this Turkey Day Suny as I sign off and go enjoy my holiday. See you when you get back. Again I hope you have a blast with your holiday plans!

Sluttypie
11-26-10, 15:28
And Happy Thanksgiving to you Madame Pie.I hope your holiday was well and all is wonderful in your land Mr. Jake!

Sluttypie
11-26-10, 15:36
See you when you get back. Again I hope you have a blast with your holiday plans!A lurky lurker speaks up in my thread! Yay!

Hello, and welcome to the SluttyPie in Louisville Show. Feel free to show us your naughty bits and tell us some stories!

Hehehe.

My holiday is thankfully over, unfortunatly we now have Christmas and all those shitty commercials to watch in between football / hockey games that never cease to piss me off.

Is it just me or is this years commercials exceptially ***** driven? I am seeing a shit ton of "BUY HER A DIAMOND BUY HER A DIAMOND PROVE YOUR LOVE PROVE YOUR LOVE BUY A DIAMOND". It makes me sick sometimes. Geez.

I think Al Bundy was on to something with his NO MAAM shit!

But anyway, Hello, lurker, whoever you are. Thanks for stopping by!

Sluttypie
11-26-10, 15:45
Since there has been so much "dog talk" in my little thread courtesy of one of my biggest fans Sunycide. I thought I'd share this funny little article and video on an activity known as "DOGGING".

It actually sounds like a whole lot of fun and when I heard about I did some research trying to find some dogging sites that may be around here but to no avail. If anyone knows of any, PM me!

First of all I should explain. Dogging begain back in the '30s over in England (those cooky Brits) when people would walk their dogs and apparantly go to lanes or paths where people would be having sex and watch. It has obviously morphed into where people (Doggers) will drive to a place, flash their lights to info the (Doggee-watcher) that they are going to be gettin it on and then the Doggee then proceeds to leisurly stroll up by the Doggers car and watch.

Exhibitionist, I'd like you to meet. Voyuer. LOL Sounds like some awesome fun to me. But you all know I am a weirdo.

Anyway here is a link to that article with a video if anyone is interested.

http://saucyart.********.com/2010/10/public-sex-rampant-in-small-town.html

Sluttypie
11-26-10, 15:49
Since there has been so much "dog talk" in my little thread courtesy of one of my biggest fans Sunycide. I thought I'd share this funny little article and video on an activity known as "DOGGING".

It actually sounds like a whole lot of fun and when I heard about I did some research trying to find some dogging sites that may be around here but to no avail. If anyone knows of any, PM me!

First of all I should explain. Dogging begain back in the '30s over in England (those cooky Brits) when people would walk their dogs and apparantly go to lanes or paths where people would be having sex and watch. It has obviously morphed into where people (Doggers) will drive to a place, flash their lights to info the (Doggee-watcher) that they are going to be gettin it on and then the Doggee then proceeds to leisurly stroll up by the Doggers car and watch.

Exhibitionist, I'd like you to meet. Voyuer. LOL Sounds like some awesome fun to me. But you all know I am a weirdo.

Anyway here is a link to that article with a video if anyone is interested.

http://saucyart.********.com/2010/10/public-sex-rampant-in-small-town.htmlApparantly we can't post links to blog spots, which is what the blocked out letters are.

Sluttypie
11-26-10, 16:52
Okay I just noticed that someone responded to my Happy Thanksgiving with some responses of their own. Of which I have put in quotations, This persons response was deleted. Jackson why do you have to censor me so? You gave me my own thread and have confined me here so leave me alone or delete all my shit totally. I am all about this hobby of ours and have never shit talked on those who participate and DO NOT advocate the shit talking of men. I want good stories. The men are allowed to tell detailed stories. Like my friend in Philly SUPERELOQUENT. He shows and tells us great stories of mongering awesomeness. What is wrong with what Paul Harvey says in hearing THE REST OF THE STORY? (but only good stuff)

Originally Posted by Sluttypie

Happy Thanksgiving to all you mongering mongrels, lurking lurkers and pretty ladies!

"As one of your lurking lurker friends I want to thank you for thinking of us and return your wishes of a Happy Thanksgiving."

I, for one, would like to say that I am thankful for all of the extremely awesome people that I have met and the truly NICE and cool folks out there that treat this little hobby of ours as a mutually fullfilling and exciting thing, which in my opinion is how it should be!

"I have seen some of the negative feelings thrown around this site and it sadens me to think that the fun meaning behind this site has been lost. Luckily we still have you to remind us of this."

I would also like to thank Jackson for giving me this little thread for people to throw me their love and / or hate. It truly makes my day!

"Woot Jackson is a hero for it. Sucks that you are in the corner though."

Also, I am going to say this again. Please women and men feel free to talk about experiences. Good ones only! Women, do not shit talk on the dudes. I am interested in hearing from women who like to talk about their encounters. Positive feedback only. If you wish to share pics. Totally cool and welcome!

"I for one think it would be cool to see what the otherside of this nifty little hobby of ours. After seeing all the insights of my fellow men, it seems that it is all the same. So come on ladies, let's break new boundries!"

Anyway. I have something for you this Turkey Day Suny as I sign off and go enjoy my holiday.

Sluttypie
11-26-10, 17:20
Jackson. I am a jackass. Of which, you are already aware.

That person is Mr. Dipstick and he obviously doesn't know how to utilize respond to quote within quote technique.

Still. I think it SUCKS that I can't post in other forums damnit! I'm really missing the Opinions and Oral Sex and Supereloquent over in Philly. Luckily he and I are friendsies via the Yahoo! Perhaps we shall start a Yahoo group.

SuperE and SluttyP's House of Mongrel Madness where both sides of the story can lustily be read. Hehehe

Dipstick1
11-27-10, 04:07
Jackson. I am a jackass. Of which, you are already aware.

That person is Mr. Dipstick and he obviously doesn't know how to utilize respond to quote within quote technique.

Still. I think it SUCKS that I can't post in other forums damnit! I'm really missing the Opinions and Oral Sex and Supereloquent over in Philly. Luckily he and I are friendsies via the Yahoo! Perhaps we shall start a Yahoo group.

SuperE and SluttyP's House of Mongrel Madness where both sides of the story can lustily be read. HeheheSorry again about the misunderstanding Miss Pie. That is one of the disadvantages of being a lurker. Not much practice in conveying my thoughts on here. Liking the idea of the Yahoo group if you do get it up, hehe, let me know so that I might have some practice expressing my thoughts there and gettin a better perspective on this hobby. Hope your having fun and be watching you soon.

Alex Boston
11-27-10, 10:40
Saw the link from fetlife and thought I would write about the experience in Boston I just got back from. To start off, I am submissive, but have always wanted to explore being dominant (not in general, but maybe with the one right person). So a couple of months ago I pick up the working girl on the street and got a be*j. She was outstandingly talented, and I met her again a couple of weeks into it. She's definitely into being a ho, and takes her work fairly seriously-a lot of fun and not a drug addict. Anyway, she hints around that she's willing to get freakier. So last time I picked her up took her for a walk on the beach. (Real effing cold, BTW). I made her crawl around a bit, slapped her a bunch of times, and used her as a footstool with cars (and a few people) going by.

Today was a step up for her, though. I took her for a walk on a leash (standing up) with her wrists cuffed. We walked around for a while, went to a convenience store, and I made her get on her knees on a busy street and slapped her across the face a few times. Then for a final act, I wrote "****" across her forehead and sent her into Dunkin Donuts, with her collar on and wrists shackled, to get me a coffee. Then as I drove her home, she gave me a be*j, at least one pedestrian saw her head bobbing up and down,

She barely flinched about the whole thing, and now my concern is what do I have to do to shock this ho?

Sluttypie
11-27-10, 12:09
Saw the link from fetlife and thought I would write about the experience in Boston I just got back from. To start off, I am submissive, but have always wanted to explore being dominant (not in general, but maybe with the one right person). So a couple of months ago I pick up the working girl on the street and got a be*j. She was outstandingly talented, and I met her again a couple of weeks into it. She's definitely into being a ho, and takes her work fairly seriously-a lot of fun and not a drug addict. Anyway, she hints around that she's willing to get freakier. So last time I picked her up took her for a walk on the beach. (Real effing cold, BTW). I made her crawl around a bit, slapped her a bunch of times, and used her as a footstool with cars (and a few people) going by.

Today was a step up for her, though. I took her for a walk on a leash (standing up) with her wrists cuffed. We walked around for a while, went to a convenience store, and I made her get on her knees on a busy street and slapped her across the face a few times. Then for a final act, I wrote "*" across her forehead and sent her into Dunkin Donuts, with her collar on and wrists shackled, to get me a coffee. Then as I drove her home, she gave me a be*j, at least one pedestrian saw her head bobbing up and down,

She barely flinched about the whole thing, and now my concern is what do I have to do to shock this ho? Well Mr. Alex in Boston. Sounds like you have found yourself quite the aquiesent little lady! And how wonderful for you, being submissive and wanting to test your Dominant waters!

I love the beach scene where you walked her like a dog. That is a lot of fun! And the footstool thing is awesome. I myself have had a longtime fornophilia fetish. Human furntiture. And love that sort of play. However I am more of a giver / watcher when it comes to that LOL You should check out the works of Gord. House of Gord. He makes some awesomely insane stuff out of people / women. Such as rickshaws, lamps, chairs that give you head and much more.

Back to your adventure, the sending her in to Dunkin Donuts was great! Hey as long as she is game and cool with it and you aren't over stepping any boundries with the slapping then heck yeah man! Have fun! And keep reporting back here! Hahahha I would suggest that since you are in fact mongering, that you be careful about such overt D / s activities in public arenas where The Man may be around or at least the two of you have a story straight. Such as she is your g / f and this you lifestyle and you are playing your little "love games". That way in the event of copper intrusion on fun times you wouldn't get slammed with any sort of pesky solicitation or she with prostitution. Eww. I would also suggest taking her far from where you pick her up at for such activities as well. .

As far as shocking her. Well Alex In Boston. Obviously she seems fun and game for whatever and keep in mind she is a working girl so as long as you have money and an imagination then put on your Prince Purple Rain album. Song Let's Go Crazy!

Stay Safe, have fun and be respectful.

Thanks for stopping by!

Sluttypie
11-27-10, 12:20
Saw the link from fetlife and thought I would write about the experience in Boston I just got back from. To start off, I am submissive, but have always wanted to explore being dominant (not in general, but maybe with the one right person). So a couple of months ago I pick up the working girl on the street and got a be*j. She was outstandingly talented, and I met her again a couple of weeks into it. She's definitely into being a ho, and takes her work fairly seriously-a lot of fun and not a drug addict. Anyway, she hints around that she's willing to get freakier. So last time I picked her up took her for a walk on the beach. (Real effing cold, BTW). I made her crawl around a bit, slapped her a bunch of times, and used her as a footstool with cars (and a few people) going by.

Today was a step up for her, though. I took her for a walk on a leash (standing up) with her wrists cuffed. We walked around for a while, went to a convenience store, and I made her get on her knees on a busy street and slapped her across the face a few times. Then for a final act, I wrote "*" across her forehead and sent her into Dunkin Donuts, with her collar on and wrists shackled, to get me a coffee. Then as I drove her home, she gave me a be*j, at least one pedestrian saw her head bobbing up and down,

She barely flinched about the whole thing, and now my concern is what do I have to do to shock this ho? She obviously gets off on public humiliation and degradation which is totally awesome and you have found yourself a gem. You should take her to the beach again, get her naked, write a bunch of stuff all over her. Wh*re, sl*t, cum dumpster ya know anything. All over her body and take pics of her while she is on her leash sucking your cock. You can just post the pics of the top of her head here and body shots to save her identity. But I bet you she would love this activity! She may not want her pics posted or even want her picture taken at all so just ask if not that's fine. But I bet she will love that activity LOL.

Oh and for the purposes of the board it's BBBJ LOL Jackson has a section called Terms and Abbreviations or something like that where you can get up to date on all the latest acronyms for activities LOL

Sluttypie
11-27-10, 12:35
My friend SuperE is confined to his own thread as am I so while lurking in his I saw this and thought I'd post it in mine as I found it not only funny but on point as well LOL KinkE you are the best. I will be emailing you soon with more pics for you to mosaic for me.

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The Blue Light Is Flashing

Some people have plenty of money, but still choose to look for bargains when the blue light is flashing at K Mart. I suppose you could place me in that camp. I never felt a need to impress anyone with the labels on my clothes or the store where I bought something. I fortunately learned some life lessons about that early on. My first summer job was in a clothing factory. One of my jobs was distributing the labels to be sewn into the clothing. Depending upon where it was to be shipped, there were different labels. So, the dresses that went to Macy's got one label and the generic brands got other labels. They were made of the same material, and sewn in the same way on the same equipment by the same people. The only difference was the destination, and the ultimate retail price tag. My second summer job was in a corn cannery. We had labels there too: we had labels for national brands like Del Monte and labels for generic brands for grocery chains. It was the same corn, the same cans, and the same canning process. The only difference was the label.

You can walk down the aisle in any grocery store or pharmacy and see a nationally well-known brand next to a generic brand. There is usually a significant price differential. Yet, many people elect to buy the better-known national brand. Why? : there is a perception of higher quality and value. There are other commodities that are basically alike such as beer and cigarettes. Taste tests have conclusively proven that the vast majority of consumers cannot tell one brand of cigarette or beer from another, yet many are fiercely loyal to their brands. It is a classic conflict of perception versus reality. Does that make those who choose national brands wrong or stupid? : of course not. They are doing what we are more or less psychologically programmed to do as human beings.

What does that have to do with mongering and finding women for sex? : EVERYTHING. Given a similar looking woman, some would define the price one pays or the place one procures as reflective of a perception of high self-worth. Yet we have illustrated time and again that the very same girls who are plying their trade on the internet and with escort services are also doing so on the K at a drastically reduced rate. That argument should be moot for those who would claim that SWs are inherently inferior merchandise. They aren't. Some SWs can be a little worse for wear, but no more so than the bait and switch you can get on line. At least on the streets you basically see what you are getting. Granted, the bottom of the barrel is more likely to be found on the streets than on the internet, but that is just reality. Some people like to get used merchandise at swap meets or garage sales; it is all perception and individual choice. People should come to understand that your choice of purchases has less to do with who you are and more to do with what you like and prefer. We all like different things; it doesn't make us better or worse than someone else. Comdemning the purchase says a lot more about you than the person making the purchase.

This brings me to the inspiration for this post: an ad with pics run by Lovejenna, an escort advertiser (see collage of her as pics below). I noticed this ad primarily because it was posted in Louisville where my good friend Sluttypie lives. Then I noticed that Lovejenna was only passing through. However, her pics reveal a loveliness that seems to be top shelf. Her prices are too: "starting" at 400? And requiring "screening?" She is a beautiful specimen but I can get 20 car BJ dates for that on the K, and Street can probably negotiate 40, and we sure don't have to endure any "screening" process, LOL. I don't begrudge anyone choosing Lovejenna as a purchase. Just as those who choose nationally-advertised brands over generics, a deep psychological need is obviously being fulfilled to feel one is getting the best and paying top dollar for it. Me? : I will continue to be searching for the ever elusive gem next to the proverbial flashing blue light (no, not the bubble gum machine, LOL) on the Ave.

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Alex Boston
11-27-10, 15:17
Hey there-thanks for the positive feedback. I thought of it afterwards that I shouldn't have taken some pictures, she'd be totally cool with it. And for the good ideas-always appreciated. I just wish it were warmer up here, there's a lot of opporuntiies and ideas I have that will have to wait until springtime. Be safe and have fun.

Love To Monger
11-27-10, 20:32
Hi Slutty!

I'd take a date with you in a heartbeat. I got the feeling that I'll need to hold on with two hands for this ride. You come across as a Real woman. I'm planning my trip to Louisville!

L T M

Sluttypie
11-27-10, 23:21
Hi Slutty!

I'd take a date with you in a heartbeat. I got the feeling that I'll need to hold on with two hands for this ride. You come across as a Real woman. I'm planning my trip to Louisville!

L T MAlso, thank you! Last inventory of my naughty bits, I am allllll womenz LOL.

And I just so happen to be the coolest momma in this town so your visit will be full of fun with plenty to report!

Here are some of SuperE's faves just for you LOL well and of course all other pervy pervs!

Sluttypie
11-27-10, 23:59
I was just musing on my friendship with Supereloquent who can be found in the Philadelphia thread "Supereloquent's Reports in Philadelphia".

It is amusing that two long-winded, colorful, narcisistic (sorry if that offends SuperE or is off on your end) , intelligent, creative people on each end of the spectrum would come together on this site and become friendsies. And now we are both confined to our own respective corners due who we are as people. That's funny. A monger and mongee. We are like little star crossed lovers in this interweb of perversion. He in Philly, myself here in The 'Ville. But oh how dangerously long, hot and filthy the details of the reports would be if we lived closer! Eh KinkyE? I think you would agree.

I've been thinking how cool it would be, being that Super is ever the bargain hunter (see post below) to observe and assist hahahah mongering with him. I think that would be so much fun! Over in Philly they take their SW mongering seriously folks! It is great and hilarious. Currently they have a Miss SW of 2010 with various catagories. The creativy that these fellas show is remarkable and the humor is fantastic. The cool thing is they don't really look down on the chicks, at least it doesn't come across that way to me. They do take great pride in the "lowballing" of the SW which, at first I thought was shitty but I think its funny the way a couple of the fellas go about it. And really. Who can blame them. From the pics, the girls seem to look happy and the fellas are obviously well known hobbyists and heck, I would probably do the same thing LOL truth be told.

My point is, they are over there having fun with it. Some of you folks here in Louisville are so droll sometimes with your Google and your TinEye that I'm so suprised that any of you get a piece of twat ever. Out of all the cities that I lurk around in. Louisville has got to be the most boring as far as reports of fun times. Geez, if you aren't TinEyeing or Googling the shit out of someone then you are talking about AMPs and hjs. Who gives a shit about who jerked your shit. Pfft.

Where is your humor? Where is your fun? Ohhhh yeah. It got put in it's own little thread didn't it because you people don't mix sexy times and fun. How weird. Louisville is definitly a weird city. Gonzo would not be proud. Just saying, your "Keep Louisville Weird" campaign in tribute to HST. Is working but totally in the wrong way.

Anyway, I do have fun with the chosen ones. I am not saying that there are NO fun people to be had. People who have hung out with me. You know I am not speaking to you, well except you Sunycide and you apparantly are a douchey douche who attacks nice people for no reason.

So, in closing, as I do tend to stray when I get long-winded. I want to go visit Philly now and hang with SuperE and give a crazy long ass detailed report of my doing so! I know you all will read it because you can't quit me. I'm like Brokeback Mountain and shit. Yeah. Hahahahahahaha.

And here is a lovely selection of what you non-fun having people can suck on