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Tha X Facta
08-04-13, 22:02
A lot of yapping about my "personal opinion", but through it all did any of you mention any place better. LOL. It's all in fun. These girls loooove me!I love you too!
Now quit your yappin.
X . . . SMMFH
I Am The City
08-05-13, 09:06
The EI is one of the best places in my opinion too, but that's probably just because I like hole in the wall spots LOL. Been meaning to get around to puzzles. Well do soon. I usually get a lot of love from girls with daddy and / or bank account issues in these places too. Never have to "pay" for it either.
Hello- long time lurker. Have been to EI once. I wasn't sure what to expect, so I didn't stay too long. (it was a few months ago). Planning another trip next month. Was curious how it worked. I found the $5 LD to be very economical, I had two before I had to run to another event. Plenty of hand roaming upstairs. On my way out, one girl grabbed my tool over my pants. (I wasn't ready for that) Will budget my time better next trip. I read about the corners. Can someone explain how this works, and the best way to get the most mileage, ITC? I won't be in a position to go OTC. As I remember, it was just a very big open area, with one small sort of room that I don't remember being that private- do I just bring a cover and go for it?
Md Curious2
08-05-13, 18:40
The EI is one of the best places in my opinion too, but that's probably just because I like hole in the wall spots LOL. Been meaning to get around to puzzles. Well do soon. I usually get a lot of love from girls with daddy and / or bank account issues in these places too. Never have to "pay" for it either.Just like some of my best places to eat are hole in the wall places (Keith and Son's). EI fits the same bill. Its not the atmosphere. Its the food on the dish! Now that's what I'm twerking about. MDC
Was at EI on Wednesday nite with a friend of mine (my 2nd time, his first) We got there around 545pm, around 15-20 girls working. Paid the $12, got a couple of shots and headed in. Took a spot all the way in the left corner by the VIP entrance, this guy had a lady there the whole entire time we were there. Had dances with ebony, also a dance with a Jamaican girl who almost broke my dick into 2. After that got some dances with Fantasy. (I was ready to put a ring on it LOL) After that, ladies started dipping and I guess night shift had began. Of note, there was this stupendous amazon booty lady on the other side of the club who had the corner to herself with some dude. There was this light skin girl who had a customer all over her the entire time, customer must've spent over $$$ because he was making it rain entire time. Tried to hit up fantasy for to but she wouldn't do a motel / hotel and I live all the way in western md. Tried to get music? But then this dyke lady in an suv chased them off. I'm assuming owner is the old dude in the Mercedes sitting outside? Nice time but I got to drive an 1hr 10 mins to enjoy myself due to this shit lace Mitzi's.
Got there at 5 pm and it was packed, had to wander around a few minutes till a song ended and someone got up. Then I grabbed a seat. Had lots of dances from lots of girls. Didn't feel like doing the VIP offer, I just wanted to chill and enjoy some dances. Some girls are more brazen than others. Crowd comes and goes, by 6 it was less crowed then 630 packed again. I left 8 pm when the music stopped, it was shift change to night. Also kind of noticed before 7 pm the songs seemed longer, after 7 the songs were short. Anyone else notice this? Any other places similar to EI in the area? I'm pretty much done with the Block in Baltimore
Got there at 5 pm and it was packed, had to wander around a few minutes till a song ended and someone got up. Then I grabbed a seat. Had lots of dances from lots of girls. Didn't feel like doing the VIP offer, I just wanted to chill and enjoy some dances. Some girls are more brazen than others. Crowd comes and goes, by 6 it was less crowed then 630 packed again. I left 8 pm when the music stopped, it was shift change to night. Also kind of noticed before 7 pm the songs seemed longer, after 7 the songs were short. Anyone else notice this? Any other places similar to EI in the area? I'm pretty much done with the Block in BaltimoreI was there on Fri as well, they really need to do something about their central air, place was hot as hell. I understand that more people the HVAC is probably working extra but they have to figure something out. Anyhow, a good time was had my fiirst lap dance I had oh my Lord one the worst lap dance I have ever had the chick was terrible. She admitted that she wasnt really good at it, well find a new line of work. Subsequent ones were better was there from 4-6, good time. No VIP, didn't breach the subject, sometimes music is way to loud to engage in conversation.
Syck Daddy
08-13-13, 01:41
I recently went to Irving's / Plush and let me tell ya, it was the saddest experience in my life. What the hell happened to this place? I went on a Monday and the place was empty! I mean empty. As in NOBODY WAS THERE! The last time I was there they were fixing the place up real nice like but I'm struggling to figure out what went wrong! First there were big flat screen TVs, now there's 2 CRTs and on flat screen that not on. Then the bathroom has no sink. How'd you get away with that? Ain't that a health code violation? I mean what is the point of putting in all that work if you weren't going to finish? The thing is that nobody comes to that place expecting a Stadium like environment and I for one have no problem with that. It's the halfassed crap that bugs me to no end. I get you don't have the resources nor the revenues pull off a High End type hut damn! If anything, just clean it up a little bit, patch some holes, fix the toilets and sinks, paint the walls ect. But try to be something you know you're not! There is absolutely nothing "Plush" about that place! And nobody goes to Irving's for upscale "Plush" surroundings. I get it, business is pretty bad. I think the owner needs to find ways to monetize that club. He needs a liquor license like yesterday! He needs the help of a true "Strip Club General" or something. As far as girls were concerned, I wasn't sure there were any. I sat there for like 20 minutes before I saw a chick come out. And normally I never get the first dance offered but the situation was so odd I stopped caring. Plus she kinda looked like that pornstar Ms. Cleo. Long story short, I'm out of there after 2 dances. If Mondays aren't making you any money, you shouldn't open that night. Also, he should consider a better marketing strategy because the current one sucks! I apologize for being long worded but I'd hate to see an old legend go away. On the other hand, I was able to get the "Ms Cleo" number if anyone is interested.
Md Curious2
08-13-13, 19:12
I was there on Fri as well, they really need to do something about their central air, place was hot as hell. I understand that more people the HVAC is probably working extra but they have to figure something out. Anyhow, a good time was had my fiirst lap dance I had oh my Lord one the worst lap dance I have ever had the chick was terrible. She admitted that she wasnt really good at it, well find a new line of work. Subsequent ones were better was there from 4-6, good time. No VIP, didn't breach the subject, sometimes music is way to loud to engage in conversation.I was there last Friday as well. I usually volunteer to blow on the girls neck to cool her off. Opens the door to other steamy situations. Also I like two sweaty bodies rubbing on each other (as long as there is no funk). I know. I am a sick puppy. Thanks. MDc
Phatassluva
08-14-13, 00:05
Fellas, I'm going to head over to EI soon. I'm an ASS man and I'm wondering if there are any PHAT (not fat) asses to be on the lookout for over there now. I haven't been in close to 6 months so I'm just looking for a heads up. I'm talking about one of those bubble asses. If why'all have seen the chick Chocolate (not much to look at in the face at all) but she's got a bubble ass on her. That's an example of what I'm looking for. Let me know. Thanks fellas.
Mongeroose
08-15-13, 10:08
Any recommendations for a club near Stewart Circle? It looks like Archibald's and Royal Palace are within walking distance from my hotel. Are they ok or should I hop on Metro to find another? Reviews for both look so-so. Perhaps take a cab to someplace better? Is that part of town safe to walk at night? EI has good reviews. Is it welcoming to all races or clientele-specific? Thanks.
Fellas, I'm going to head over to EI soon. I'm an ASS man and I'm wondering if there are any PHAT (not fat) asses to be on the lookout for over there now. I haven't been in close to 6 months so I'm just looking for a heads up. I'm talking about one of those bubble asses. [.]Let me know. Thanks fellas.You may have already found out, but if for some reason you didn't make it, you have nothing to worry about. Not my cup of tea, but you'll have your fill. Go have your fun.
Any recommendations for a club near Stewart Circle? It looks like Archibald's and Royal Palace are within walking distance from my hotel. Are they ok or should I hop on Metro to find another? Reviews for both look so-so. Perhaps take a cab to someplace better? Is that part of town safe to walk at night? EI has good reviews. Is it welcoming to all races or clientele-specific? Thanks.Of those two places, RP is not worth your time. If you have a color preference, Arch will do right by you. But, as peeps here like to say, the only color EI welcomes is green. Now as to hopping on the Metro, I guess Arch would be your thing. Many of the "better" places are not metro accessible. Oh, for me "better" means laps and mileage. DC doesn't allow that. You'll have to migrate to PG for that.
But places you can take a cab to in DC just to watch: Macombo (a real hole in a wall) and the House (you can take the green line to Howard Univ and take a cab from there up Georgia Ave). oh, and Macombo is also on Georgia. Enjoy your weekend!
Drunker Irish
08-16-13, 17:29
Any recommendations for a club near Stewart Circle? It looks like Archibald's and Royal Palace are within walking distance from my hotel. Are they ok or should I hop on Metro to find another? Reviews for both look so-so. Perhaps take a cab to someplace better? Is that part of town safe to walk at night? EI has good reviews. Is it welcoming to all races or clientele-specific? Thanks.I wouldn't advise going to those places as a newbie in town. The two above are ok, but nothing like elsewhere. DC tries to regulate shit into oblivion and passes stupid laws like pasties (Virginia is no better).
If you want some good food and eye candy, I would suggest Crystal City Restaurant in Virginia, just across the river and a few metro stops away from you and easily accessible. Actually preferable to metro there as parking is horrendous in the area. Very safe. Clear pasties and g-strings, no lap dance, but a good way to spend an evening w / o a car and in DC IMHO. I've never liked Archibald's as they always hint there is more, and there isn't. Royal Palace and JPs used to be pretty good, and I guess comparable to Crystal City Restaurant, but don't think they are easily metro accessible (might be wrong). If you have a lot of time, you can always take the train up to B'more. But if you stay too late, you'll get stuck up there until morning.
LowRider77
08-16-13, 17:37
I wouldn't advise going to those places as a newbie in town. The two above are ok, but nothing like elsewhere. DC tries to regulate shit into oblivion and passes stupid laws like pasties (Virginia is no better).
If you want some good food and eye candy, I would suggest Crystal City Restaurant in Virginia, just across the river and a few metro stops away from you and easily accessible. Actually preferable to metro there as parking is horrendous in the area. Very safe. Clear pasties and g-strings, no lap dance, but a good way to spend an evening w / o a car and in DC IMHO. I've never liked Archibald's as they always hint there is more, and there isn't. Royal Palace and JPs used to be pretty good, and I guess comparable to Crystal City Restaurant, but don't think they are easily metro accessible (might be wrong). If you have a lot of time, you can always take the train up to B'more. But if you stay too late, you'll get stuck up there until morning.Anyone been to the newly reopened JPs?
Checked out E. I today after the 9-5 got there around 5:45 fair ratio of Girls seemed to be happy to see a new face LOL. Threw a couple dollars and then got a dance from a slim spinner with short dreads. It was one hell of a dance I swear she danced For a good 15-20 min. I had to dismiss her LOL. I just kept the dollars flowing only ran about 12-15 singles. Saw a fine young slim tatted redbone pulled her to me and insisted a dance. Said her name was dimples Pretty much same resluts as the first chick her dance lasted about 15-20 min as well had to dismiss her as well I'm sure I dropped about 17 singles on her. Got some more ones and saw Ashley. Grabbed her up for a dance as well but she was a waste of time probably danced for like 7 min then I dimissed her I was tippin as she was dancing like I did the other 2 girls. Tipped her about 9 singles. She said she danced 4 songs / dances and needed 11 more singles so I coughed it up. A fat chick tried to offer me a dance but I declibed. Was standing by the stage and silloute asked if I wanted a danced should have declined. Always decline when they ask LOL. Could smell her Stinky pussy as soon as the dance started LOL. Made it clear to her I only wanted one dance. Chilled for a sec then outro was in there for about 1. 5 hr.
Pretty good for a first time. Will be back next week with some friends for a Friday happy hour LOL. I guess with the girld and the dances results vary probably due to the amount of patrons in there at the time compared to girls I'm guessing. Some will dance for 15-20 mins without counting as long as you keep the dollars flowing then you got some like ashley thats all about sticking with the rules and and making she gets every cent she can out of you LOL.
Someone please let me know how the girls usually are with the dances. But overalk Great experience.
Md Curious2
08-17-13, 07:11
Pretty good for a first time. Will be back next week with some friends for a Friday happy hour LOL. I guess with the girld and the dances results vary probably due to the amount of patrons in there at the time compared to girls I'm guessing. Some will dance for 15-20 mins without counting as long as you keep the dollars flowing then you got some like ashley thats all about sticking with the rules and and making she gets every cent she can out of you LOL.
Someone please let me know how the girls usually are with the dances. But overalk Great experience.I was there from 1-3:00 yesterday. I have a couple of favorites. Cinnamom is not on that list. I have been able to pick up on the body language if the girl is a clock watcher. Do they look at you when the ask for a dance or the next customer (victim). Also sometime I play wall flower and see how the NEW girl dances for others first. EI is definitely getting packed. This caucasion guy almost ran into me with his Jaguar he was trying to park so fast and get in the joint. He must have had an appointment. YMMV- period. I only make it rain when things get wet. Also as you become a regular, girls talk, things loosen up. MDC
I was there from 1-3:00 yesterday. I have a couple of favorites. Cinnamom is not on that list. I have been able to pick up on the body language if the girl is a clock watcher. Do they look at you when the ask for a dance or the next customer (victim). Also sometime I play wall flower and see how the NEW girl dances for others first. MDCShe's not on my list either.
I also watch around to see how they dance for others. As for body language, one measuring stick for me is: did she introduce herself or just go 'do you want a dance? '. I've received better service when the talent sat on my lap first to offer a dance.
Well, MDC, check your PM.
Phatassluva
08-18-13, 08:01
Got some more ones and saw Ashley. Grabbed her up for a dance as well but she was a waste of time probably danced for like 7 min then I dimissed her I was tippin as she was dancing like I did the other 2 girls. Tipped her about 9 singles. She said she danced 4 songs / dances and needed 11 more singles so I coughed it up.Ashley has a Killer ass. Last time I was there I got a few dances from her that were well worth the money. Come on fellas, they're only $5 a dance and why'all are trying to get them even cheaper? LOL.
Md Curious2
08-18-13, 19:43
Ashley has a Killer ass. Last time I was there I got a few dances from her that were well worth the money. Come on fellas, they're only $5 a dance and why'all are trying to get them even cheaper? LOL.I believe in equal opportunity. If a girl does sub par. She gets sub par in tips. I won't be getting a dance in the future anyway. If she look above par and dances that way. Its the bonus round.
YMMV. Particularly if you are super nice."A girl has to eat". MDC
Phatassluva
08-21-13, 00:27
I decided to go by EI today (Tue) around 4:30pm. Similar line up. It's becoming a little hard for me to find my type in there. I'm an ass man. I like nice PHAT BUBBLE ASSES. Not fat. I saw a couple that fit my taste. #1 bubbles. She has a nice phatty on her but there something About her that doesn't really do it for me. #2 chocolate. Great phat bubble on her. Dark completion. High mileage laps. Face is a horror show though. Outside of them I didn't see much. I heard there's a chick named Empress that I need to see. Isis / Ashley wasn't there. All in all, decent time in EI. Not award winning though. Any advice on phat bubble asses to look out for?
I decided to go by EI today (Tue) around 4:30pm. Similar line up. It's becoming a little hard for me to find my type in there. I'm an ass man. I like nice PHAT BUBBLE ASSES. Not fat. I saw a couple that fit my taste. #1 bubbles. She has a nice phatty on her but there something About her that doesn't really do it for me. #2 chocolate. Great phat bubble on her. Dark completion. High mileage laps. Face is a horror show though. Outside of them I didn't see much. I heard there's a chick named Empress that I need to see. Isis / Ashley wasn't there. All in all, decent time in EI. Not award winning though. Any advice on phat bubble asses to look out for?Was there as well, had Bubbles in the corner for a good 20min grindage and got # for later. Didn't see chocolate, got to look next time.
PS: This white dude in the corner literally snitched on another guy in the private room, called the waitress over and said "How come when I go in there its 12mins but this dude has been in there 20min" I was so heated when I heard that.
Tha X Facta
08-23-13, 07:38
Did she give you her BP (http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lg-f-back-n-t0wn-gt-25/12467313) number? (Click BP)
Was there as well, had Bubbles in the corner for a good 20min grindage and got # for later.
Long live the reckless
PS: This white dude in the corner literally snitched on another guy in the private room, called the waitress over and said "How come when I go in there its 12mins but this dude has been in there 20min" I was so heated when I heard that.You should've s'plained it to'em . . . . Mo money Mo time.
X . . . Long live the EI
Did she give you her.
BP (http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lg-f-back-n-t0wn-gt-25/12467313)
Number?
Long live the reckless
You should've s'plained it to'them. Mo money Mo time.
X. Long live the EINot sure it's the same lady I had. Her number starts with a charm city area code. Yea, also didn't know it's $20 for 12mins in the VIP room but I almost wanted to tell him to shut up. LOL
Tha X Facta
08-23-13, 19:51
The ass tattoo
Not sure it's the same lady I had.
Her number starts with a charm city area code.It's the same ole Bubbles . . . . she rotates from Charm city to DC and the clubs.
She sticks and moves.
Gotta regulate your time!
Yea, also didn't know it's $20 for 12mins in the VIP room but I almost wanted to tell him to shut up. LOL
He didn't know what he was getting into & fell for the "Time-Varying Pricing" scheme.
LoL . . . she took his time and his wealth!
Time means nothing if you don't know how to use it.
X . . . Make it work
Phatassluva
08-23-13, 19:56
Yea, also didn't know it's $20 for 12mins in the VIP room but I almost wanted to tell him to shut up. LOLI didn't know that either.
Slayer2012
08-24-13, 02:28
Had a good time tonight at Harley Riders. Lots of women. So many I didn't know who to choose from. But beware. Once your in, it takes a lot to keep them off of you so you can get to who you really want. This is the first time I been on a Friday night. Usually go in the wee hours of the morning when everyone is sleeping during the work week but the pickings are slim at that time. Might try Ebony Inn again but that area gave me a bad vibe last time I went. Might go in the day time to see if anything changes. I usually just read the post, so please let me know if I need to add more info or take some out.
Thanks
StandUpGuy81
08-25-13, 13:06
I got a flyer Friday night when I was outside of BAR 7. Seems that Harley Riders is taking a page out of EI's book. I notice the dj will be DJ Batman, the current dj at Ebony's. So he must have put them on. I've never been to Harley's, but it would be nice to see another club give EI competition. They better be 5$ a song.
I might dig that flyer up and post it later.
Mr Back Shot
08-25-13, 15:48
I see you still at it playboy. Give me like a day's notice, and I will roll with you next time.
Checked out E. I today after the 9-5 got there around 5:45 fair ratio of Girls seemed to be happy to see a new face LOL. Threw a couple dollars and then got a dance from a slim spinner with short dreads. It was one hell of a dance I swear she danced For a good 15-20 min. I had to dismiss her LOL. I just kept the dollars flowing only ran about 12-15 singles. Saw a fine young slim tatted redbone pulled her to me and insisted a dance. Said her name was dimples Pretty much same resluts as the first chick her dance lasted about 15-20 min as well had to dismiss her as well I'm sure I dropped about 17 singles on her. Got some more ones and saw Ashley. Grabbed her up for a dance as well but she was a waste of time probably danced for like 7 min then I dimissed her I was tippin as she was dancing like I did the other 2 girls. Tipped her about 9 singles. She said she danced 4 songs / dances and needed 11 more singles so I coughed it up. A fat chick tried to offer me a dance but I declibed. Was standing by the stage and silloute asked if I wanted a danced should have declined. Always decline when they ask LOL. Could smell her Stinky pussy as soon as the dance started LOL. Made it clear to her I only wanted one dance. Chilled for a sec then outro was in there for about 1. 5 hr.
Pretty good for a first time. Will be back next week with some friends for a Friday happy hour LOL. I guess with the girld and the dances results vary probably due to the amount of patrons in there at the time compared to girls I'm guessing. Some will dance for 15-20 mins without counting as long as you keep the dollars flowing then you got some like ashley thats all about sticking with the rules and and making she gets every cent she can out of you LOL.
Someone please let me know how the girls usually are with the dances. But overalk Great experience.
Finally decided to take the plunge and visit EI. Got there late afternoon and stayed up until around shift-change time. A few things that I wanted to report:
1) I'm a middle aged white guy. For the 2+ hours I was there, I only saw one other PL who was not AA. I never felt unsafe or uncomfortable. As others have previously noted, as long as your money is green, the color of your skin isn't a problem. I don't know that I'd want to be roaming the neighborhood at night on foot my myself however.
2) I was impressed with the variety of the talent. There were some fuglies for sure. But, there were a number of ladies that I would put at 8-9. I happen to like slender ebony women and there were quite a number to choose from.
3) I've probably been to over 100 clubs in US and the mileage on the lap dances at EI on a per-dollar basis is as good or better than I've seen anywhere in the US. I had one hottie or another in my lap for most of time that I was there and dropped about $100. At most clubs, you go though that in 4-5 lappers.
4) The overall vibe there is very different from just about any club I've ever visited. Most places have the dancers in a rotation. Here, it seems that the rule is that if a dancer isn't on a guy's lap, then she's expected to be on stage. As a result, I was approached frequently for dances whenever I was by myself. But, none of the ladies was pushy if I declined.
5) As reported, I found many of the ladies open to take-out. Without even trying, I walked out with 3 sets of digits (all verified) from ladies who I found to be very attractive and provided high-mileage dances. Not sure if that is normal or if my looks attracted that sort of attention (middle aged white guy = someone who has money and is safe). My biggest problem now is who I want to call first.
So, to sum it up, as long as you don't mind having a place that is not upscale and don't get freaked out if you are the only white face in the joint, I have to give EI 4 stars.
The is in the same building where Louie's Rouge strip club was located when it was open at 476 K Street NW. Not much on the outside but WOW it is fantastic inside. Very high end. Huge with a large stage and a VIP area in a balcony area over looking the stage. Plush everything. Owner has poured some big bucks into this club. It rivals the Stadium Club with the modern decor and lighting. They charged a $5 cover charge. I think this one will eventually be a DC hit and attract some of the college crowd on weekends that go to Camelot and Archibald's.
It's should attract a mixed crowd of women blacks and whites. The dancing is pretty raunchy with the girls spreading their legs a lot while on their backs on the stage. A couple of dancers did a real acrobat performance together on the stage pole. The stage poles are extremely high which gives the athletic types plenty of room to show off their skills. The main stage is unusually high. It's about eye level so the patrons sitting in the chairs lining the stage can get a real easy close up view of the girls if they lie on their backs right in front of the customers.
Club has a DJ who keeps the music fast paced so I think they are trying to keep it a lively party atmosphere for groups. The management seems to encourage throwing wads of dollars from the balcony on the stage to float down on the stage. They then have the staff scoop up the dollars with scrapers on long handles for the girls.
DC rules still apply so no lap dances but girls can sit with customers.
This just opened last week I think and they don't even have their web site finished. http://www.cloakroomdc.com/
Captn Stubbing
09-07-13, 18:38
Bros, Can someone PM the expected payout for VIP at EI and if it is worth it. Seems like it might be better just to get take out then smashing it in the club with Hugo the Killer bouncer watching over me. Thank you.
Another fun 3 to 6 pm happy hour at EI. Lots of girls, $5 lap dances are great, did feel mileage down a tad with this last group. Maybe I try for the VIP room next time. Dances from Angel (made sure her long legs didn't spill my beer) promise was fun too, another petite spinner I can't remember, and bunch of others. Most look me in the eyes when they dance and if they are into I get a 2nd 3rd and 4th dance. If they look away and are not into it then its $5 and done.
Md Curious2
09-15-13, 11:04
Another fun 3 to 6 pm happy hour at EI. Lots of girls, $5 lap dances are great, did feel mileage down a tad with this last group. Maybe I try for the VIP room next time. Dances from Angel (made sure her long legs didn't spill my beer) promise was fun too, another petite spinner I can't remember, and bunch of others. Most look me in the eyes when they dance and if they are into I get a 2nd 3rd and 4th dance. If they look away and are not into it then its $5 and done.MDC was in the house too! My shift started at 2 pm. 4pm was a wrap. Another smiley face day. Leave the Baltimore block alone.
Phatassluva
09-15-13, 15:10
Anybody know is EI is open on Sundays? Can you watch the games in there?
Original Man 78
09-15-13, 21:02
I was definitely in the house on Friday night and Saturday. A good time was had! As usual, I found a victim both nights and away we went. I probably seen you guys in there, shouts out to X, who was in the house as well.
Original Man 78
09-15-13, 21:05
Go up there and see. If it is open, let us know!
Anybody know is EI is open on Sundays? Can you watch the games in there?
Tha X Facta
09-16-13, 18:09
Damn, you left kinda early!
I was definitely in the house on Friday night and Saturday. A good time was had! As usual, I found a victim both nights and away we went. I probably seen you guys in there, shouts out to X, who was in the house as well. Did you come back to watch the fight?!?
X . . . LoL, and I thought the E.I. was a victimless club!
I probably head back this weekend, I'm at a bit of a disadvantage because you guys can spot me a lot easier than I spot you LOL. I was the other guy without the hat last Friday! That guy with the hat was freaking me out, he kept walking around and twice I moved to sit somewhere else and twice he sat behind me.
BTW, hows the barbeque? I see the waitresses walking around with food wrapped in foil, any recommendations on the Q? Or should I check yelp?
TonyThreea
09-18-13, 09:11
I haven't been in a few months does anybody know if school teacher still works day shift.
Phatassluva
09-19-13, 00:33
I haven't been in a few months does anybody know if school teacher still works day shift.She was there when I went last in August.
Syck Daddy
09-19-13, 03:52
The is in the same building where Louie's Rouge strip club was located when it was open at 476 K Street NW. Not much on the outside but WOW it is fantastic inside. Very high end. Huge with a large stage and a VIP area in a balcony area over looking the stage. Plush everything. Owner has poured some big bucks into this club. It rivals the Stadium Club with the modern decor and lighting. They charged a $5 cover charge. I think this one will eventually be a DC hit and attract some of the college crowd on weekends that go to Camelot and Archibald's.
It's should attract a mixed crowd of women blacks and whites. The dancing is pretty raunchy with the girls spreading their legs a lot while on their backs on the stage. A couple of dancers did a real acrobat performance together on the stage pole. The stage poles are extremely high which gives the athletic types plenty of room to show off their skills. The main stage is unusually high. It's about eye level so the patrons sitting in the chairs lining the stage can get a real easy close up view of the girls if they lie on their backs right in front of the customers.
Club has a DJ who keeps the music fast paced so I think they are trying to keep it a lively party atmosphere for groups. The management seems to encourage throwing wads of dollars from the balcony on the stage to float down on the stage. They then have the staff scoop up the dollars with scrapers on long handles for the girls.
DC rules still apply so no lap dances but girls can sit with customers.
This just opened last week I think and they don't even have their web site finished.
http://www.cloakroomdc.com/This is their Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/cloakroomdc
From the looks of things, I don't think I'll ever set foot in there.
I was reading this thread a year or so ago, and had always wanted to try EI out, but timing never worked out.
Well, I had some downtime from work, and have been five times in the past 3 weeks.
You can't beat the day shift. Easily the best value I have ever gotten out of a strip club. Anywhere. Ever.
Full contact lap dances for $5 is unheard of. And the variety you can see up in there (provided you like black women) is amazing. Fat, thin, thick, and everything in between.
My first visit I wore jeans like a damn idiot, but every visit after that I wore thin nylon sweats.
On Monday, I even went back into VIP and had a good time.
I salute you good brothers for putting me on.
TonyThreea
09-19-13, 10:23
Thanks phatassluva. I'm thinking about making a trip down there next week.
Home Grown12
09-19-13, 23:07
I used to go Louis Rogue during lunch if work was slow, right before they closed. Had no idea the reopened. Might take a trip to one evening to chat with the talent.
This is their Facebook page:
https://www.facebook.com/cloakroomdc
From the looks of things, I don't think I'll ever set foot in there.
Md Curious2
09-20-13, 04:29
I used to go Louis Rogue during lunch if work was slow, right before they closed. Had no idea the reopened. Might take a trip to one evening to chat with the talent.Wow. They spent a small fortune on that place. Louis Rogue reminded me of the greasy kitchen that was a dump, but served good food (got a LOTof take out!). I remember they would not even fix some of the burnt out red bulbs on the dancers stage. Some dancers would get splinters from the floor. Now it looks like the Gold Club in Baltimore. I don't think much FUN will be had. I'm sticking with PG county for now. MDC
Classy but not the same kind of strip club many of us are used to. $10 cover on Friday night and $19 for a mid-shelf scotch. No touching or contact. You can get a private dance, but it's a private dance where you just sit there and watch from a distance.
I think it'll do OK. Shout out to the boards if anyone gets takeout.
Tha X Facta
09-25-13, 20:24
Classy but not the same kind of strip club many of us are used to. $10 cover on Friday night and $19 for a mid-shelf scotch. No touching or contact.
You can get a private dance, but it's a private dance where you just sit there and watch from a distance.
I think it'll do OK.
Shout out to the boards if anyone gets takeout.Huh?!?
"No-touch private dance" from a distance?
What kinda shit is that?!?
$19 for a mid-shelf scotch?
How much is that "no-touch private dance" from a distance?
Gotta be take-out there!
X . . . Just gotta be
Showtime2020
09-25-13, 22:07
I've been lurking for way too long, following the sage advice of the vets. I have to say that you guys are right again. EI is a great spot. I had an hour to burn so I went to EI after work, I forked down the $12 cover, ordered a BBQ chicken plate and got 6 amazing lap dances, full touch and full friction. Great variety of girls and all very astute at grinding on my junk. The upsell was present too, one $5 dance instantly became 2. I had to stop them at the breaks so I didn't break the bank.
I recognized one of the girls I got a dance from, she works as a cashier at the grocery store I shop at.
One of the girls said that the cover goes up to $20 and dances cost $10 after 8. I will be long gone by then though.
I've been lurking for way too long, following the sage advice of the vets. I have to say that you guys are right again. EI is a great spot. I had an hour to burn so I went to EI after work, I forked down the $12 cover, ordered a BBQ chicken plate and got 6 amazing lap dances, full touch and full friction. Great variety of girls and all very astute at grinding on my junk. The upsell was present too, one $5 dance instantly became 2. I had to stop them at the breaks so I didn't break the bank.
I recognized one of the girls I got a dance from, she works as a cashier at the grocery store I shop at.
One of the girls said that the cover goes up to $20 and dances cost $10 after 8. I will be long gone by then though.I been coming down from Philly on the last few weekends so have had the opportunity to get a handle on this well documented watering hole. We got a few utr spots in the hoods of west and north Philly with $5 lap dances, but none that put a box of tissue and sanitizer on every table. Hell, ours don't even have tables! And Philly hood spots sure don't have the consistent number of quality (8s. 9s, & 10s IMHO) young ladies that you all have. And I'm always reminded what a nice, basically southern, town DC is compared to the shithole city of brotherly love. Your girls are by and large friendly, clean and customer service-oriented sweethearts compared to our hoodrats. I been droppin a couple bills each visit, gettin plenty of offers for take-out, and lots of very touchy feely dances. I'm usually visiting friends so take-out hasn't been an option as yet. But, trust me, that will change very soon. So I'm hoping one of my local colleagues might recommend a telly within shooting distance of EI that won't break the bank yet is clean and comfortable, if basic.
Also heard today while at EI that another club called Harley Riders (sounds bikerish) is competing with EI's day shift. Just curious what my local colleagues make of this. And, finally, any suggestions on alternative venues for "apres EI" that offer anywhere near its value? Judging from the fact that a lot of girls I spoke to said they only work EI / day shift, PERIOD, I would guess there aren't many other options with EI's value. But just thought I'd ask.
Oh yes, and just to share a bit of my own EI experience, let me say that London, Promise, Charlie and Nala get my vote as most customer service-oriented in terms of knowing what we boys like in a lap dance, although, to be fair, I have no doubt there are many others awaiting my discovery.
See you all next week, or maybe not until the week after. And I'll try not to leave too many skid marks on I95 between here and my shithole hometown.
Good luck and happy hunting. SD
I been coming down from Philly on the last few weekends so have had the opportunity to get a handle on this well documented watering hole. We got a few utr spots in the hoods of west and north Philly with $5 lap dances, but none that put a box of tissue and sanitizer on every table. Hell, ours don't even have tables! And Philly hood spots sure don't have the consistent number of quality (8s. 9s, & 10s IMHO) young ladies that you all have. And I'm always reminded what a nice, basically southern, town DC is compared to the shithole city of brotherly love. Your girls are by and large friendly, clean and customer service-oriented sweethearts compared to our hoodrats. I been droppin a couple bills each visit, gettin plenty of offers for take-out, and lots of very touchy feely dances. I'm usually visiting friends so take-out hasn't been an option as yet. But, trust me, that will change very soon. So I'm hoping one of my local colleagues might recommend a telly within shooting distance of EI that won't break the bank yet is clean and comfortable, if basic.
Also heard today while at EI that another club called Harley Riders (sounds bikerish) is competing with EI's day shift. Just curious what my local colleagues make of this. And, finally, any suggestions on alternative venues for "apres EI" that offer anywhere near its value? Judging from the fact that a lot of girls I spoke to said they only work EI / day shift, PERIOD, I would guess there aren't many other options with EI's value. But just thought I'd ask.
Oh yes, and just to share a bit of my own EI experience, let me say that London, Promise, Charlie and Nala get my vote as most customer service-oriented in terms of knowing what we boys like in a lap dance, although, to be fair, I have no doubt there are many others awaiting my discovery.
See you all next week, or maybe not until the week after. And I'll try not to leave too many skid marks on I95 between here and my shithole hometown.
Good luck and happy hunting. SDAre you saying that the EI is better than Philly clubs? In the heyday of IG clubs philly was way better than what DC had. Has the game in Philly fallen off that much?
DantaKarma
09-28-13, 23:28
This might be a stupid question how you ask for takeout?
Phatassluva
09-29-13, 03:56
Fellas, I ventured over to EI on the day shift last Friday. The usual line up was there. Got a few dances from Chocolate as usual. She has an ASS that just won't quit. Just a phat bubble on her. Her face quit a long time ago though. Anyway, spent a few bucks on a few other randoms and then got a few from Isis. I didn't recognize her at first because she's wearing a wig now, but the ASS is still on point. Tried to set up something after but that fell through.
Got to give a big up to my man Wiseborn. He put me on with a nice little phat bubble ass the next day. I picked her up took her to the telly and banged her out. Good looking out Wise! Before you guys ask, she doesn't work at EI and I only know her real name so I can't give you anymore details. Happy hunting. If you guys see any new PHATASSES In EI please let me know so I can check them out. Thanks.
Tha X Facta
09-29-13, 09:22
It took this:----> Click it (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3382-General-Reports&p=1887416&viewfull=1#post1887416)
For you to post that:
Got to give a big up to my man Wiseborn.
He put me on with a nice little phat bubble ass the next day. I picked her up took her to the telly and banged her out.
Good looking out Wise!
LoL, this is the best part:
Before you guys ask, she doesn't work at EI and I only know her real name so I can't give you anymore details. Happy hunting.
If you guys see any new PHATASSES In EI please let me know so I can check them out. Thanks.He can't give details, but if you guys see any PHATASSES in the E.I. let'em know!!
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The chicken has come home to roost
X . . . Out
Slayer2012
09-29-13, 10:27
This might be a stupid question how you ask for takeout?Usually you don't have to, depending on where you go. A lot of the times they will offer it. Harleys is good. Anything in NOVA is not.
Loooong time (10 years) lurker here. The Leo presence has me no longer pursuing the best aspects of our hobby, so I ave my spending my money at clubs and have had the best timem so far at EI in PG and Macombo in the District. Very different, but you can't go wrong at either. I have been offered takeout without asking every time at both spots.
Waitingtoexpel
10-01-13, 00:34
This might be a stupid question how you ask for takeout?They will usually quote you a price out of nowhere if they think you are the type of guy who wants takeout.
Barring that, you can always ask the girl if she wants to come over and play Chutes and Ladders.
This might be a stupid question how you ask for takeout?Seeing that you're a "senior" I won't blast you for asking such a newbie question; can't anyways I might get banned. But I'll say this there's two ways to go about it one is to seekout a place with a drive thru window you can make an order there. The other way is to call the restaurant and ask if they deliver. They may ask for a credit card but I always pay cash on delivery.
You might think this is snark but it's good information go a few pages back on this thread for details
This might be a stupid question how you ask for takeout?Just ask "do you ever see guys outside the club?" If she does takeout, she'll know what you are asking for and she'll take it from there. If day shift and we're hooking up right after, then it's just a matter of meeting up in the lot or across the street at shift change. If going to arrange something for later, then I ask her to text me so I know I'm getting real digits.
FYI, after finding out that tackout is available, my MO is to ask for the donation amount If it's too high, then I simply move on. I find that if I try to chew the price down too much, then service suffers. So, if she says $250, then I just say no and move on. If it is in the ballpark, I go from there. While I typically don't directly negotiate price, I will negotiate time or service. So, for example, if she says $200 and she seems like she'd be a fun time, then maybe I say "OK, but it has to be for 2 hours."
One of the best dates I ever had was a dancer in the St. Louis area who started at $200 for an hour and we ended up at $250 for 3 hours. We drove over to my hotel right after she got off of her shift and I couldn't walk right for a week afterward!
Phatassluva
10-06-13, 21:16
One of the best dates I ever had was a dancer in the St. Louis area who started at $200 for an hour and we ended up at $250 for 3 hours. We drove over to my hotel right after she got off of her shift and I couldn't walk right for a week afterward!Did you meet her at a club called the Pink Slip? I heard that spot is a must see.
200! For the EI? I don't know if you noticed but the EI is a blue collar neighborhood bar. The kind of place where somebody would order a side of ribs from the drive through. 200 is a significant amount for the traditional denizens of that club, you're pricing them out of the market
Structure313
10-06-13, 22:24
Just ask "do you ever see guys outside the club?" If she does takeout, she'll know what you are asking for and she'll take it from there. If day shift and we're hooking up right after, then it's just a matter of meeting up in the lot or across the street at shift change. If going to arrange something for later, then I ask her to text me so I know I'm getting real digits.
FYI, after finding out that tackout is available, my MO is to ask for the donation amount If it's too high, then I simply move on. I find that if I try to chew the price down too much, then service suffers. So, if she says $250, then I just say no and move on. If it is in the ballpark, I go from there. While I typically don't directly negotiate price, I will negotiate time or service. So, for example, if she says $200 and she seems like she'd be a fun time, then maybe I say "OK, but it has to be for 2 hours."
One of the best dates I ever had was a dancer in the St. Louis area who started at $200 for an hour and we ended up at $250 for 3 hours. We drove over to my hotel right after she got off of her shift and I couldn't walk right for a week afterward!For someone who has yet to have the pleasure of going to a place where take-out was available, this is very valuable information. Besides I just moved to Virginia and it seems like there isn't much going on down here so I will be spending plenty of time in the DC / Maryland areas checking out a few of these places.
To my fellow globetrotters!
Any intel on a good mileage SC in Daytona Beach?
Thanks in advance.
Ps: OM, you got mail!
Try the Shark Lounge (Daytona Beach).
To my fellow globetrotters!
Any intel on a good mileage SC in Daytona Beach?
Thanks in advance.
Ps: OM, you got mail!
Sir Lancelot
10-10-13, 11:24
Hey fella's,
I stopped in DC for a quick one day meeting yesterday. I had a 7pm flt out, and the meeting got done early at 1pm, so I had a few hours to kill. I though about driving around some of the areas I had done research on, such as K, L, etc. Just to see if any SW's were out. But good god! With all the construction and traffic it took 20 minutes just to go around the block. So I figured there was no way anyone would be out working in all that, so I looked up a few strip clubs. I headed over to Arcibalds. I found parking around the block and got in there around 2pm.
I got in, door guy checked my I'd and gave me the "No touching" rules. I had a seat almost right across from the stage. I got to tell you, that's the smallest stage I've ever seen. But it had good looking gals going up on it. And as each one came down they would come over and say thank you. Even before I gave them a tip.
First up was Star, skinny little thing. Then Bridgett, HOT brunette with very nice tits. I talked to Bridget a bit after she made her rounds. Sounded like takeout could have been available, but she had to run off and chat with a regular for a while. I'm pretty sure she was available if I had the time.
Next up was Lanea (Lane. Uh). Thin gal, nice butt, brunette. When we talked, she seemed more business. She was anxious to get back to the guy she had been talking to.
A few more came and went and then there was Lacey. Good looking brunette with a nice natural rack. Sorta that girl next door look. She had a great personality. She finished eating her lunch at the bar with me. We chatted a bit about her classes she was taking. At one point, it seemed like she was into dating outside of the club. However, when I asked if she dated outside of the club, she declined. She suggested that I look up her schedule online and visit her in the club next time I'm in town.
All in all, I had a pretty good time checking out and chatting with a few hot gals before my flight. Even Karen, the bar maid, was exceptionally friendly and cute. Next time I'm in town I'll have to spend the night so that I can check out the other clubs. I'll be back in a few months.
S. L.
Try the Shark Lounge (Daytona Beach).I appreciate.
Drunker Irish
10-11-13, 03:30
I got in, door guy checked my I'd and gave me the "No touching" rules. I had a seat almost right across from the stage. I got to tell you, that's the smallest stage I've ever seen. But it had good looking gals going up on it. And as each one came down they would come over and say thank you. Even before I gave them a tip.
Next up was Lanea (Lane. Uh). Thin gal, nice butt, brunette. When we talked, she seemed more business. She was anxious to get back to the guy she had been talking to. \
All in all, I had a pretty good time checking out and chatting with a few hot gals before my flight. Even Karen, the bar maid, was exceptionally friendly and cute. Next time I'm in town I'll have to spend the night so that I can check out the other clubs. I'll be back in a few months.
S. L.Sounds like things haven't changed in over a decade, unfortunately. Never dated a girl outside the club from JPs, to Camelot. Nothing. Then again, I'm not and will never drop the coin that some of the older 'regulars' do on these girls. Same story, the girl pitstops to say hi very quickly (if you're lucky) , then rushes off to the regulars. Its their prerogative and good business for them. Just a bit off putting when you're trying to establish a relationship. But to do so you need to drop major $$$$$ to get to even that point. Better to use that $$$ IMHO on a K girl or Independent provider than waste it just trying to get the attention of a dancer.
On that note, still fun to hit up the strip clubs every now and then, but for the average Joe, its not EI by any stretch of the imagination.
Outandabout
10-21-13, 20:19
I'll be in the area next month and will stop in at EI. However, I was wondering if there are other clubs I should try? I've read back a ways and see clubs like Puzzles Event Center, Harley Riders Club. Is Puzzles still open and what hours? What hours is Harley Riders Club open and do you need a membership. What else is out there?
Thanks for any information you can share.
Had one hour to burn, so decided to stop by. Place was cracking... Both with talents and mongers. One talent complained there were too many talents, and I told her: good for us. Makes you make an effort for our hard-earned cash... And, she actually did her best to deserve the five songs I did with her.
Right after, another talent stopped by and asked to give a dance. Told her to give me a minute lest I spread on her after the other worked me real good. She simply said she didn't mind, and well... The rest is... History.
Trusted srs know what to do.
. Makes you make an effort for our hard-earned cash... And, she actually did her best to deserve the five songs I did with her.Right after, another talent stopped by and asked to give a dance. Told her to give me a minute lest I spread on her after the other worked me real good. She simply said she didn't mind, and well... The rest is... History.I have not yet had the pleasure to go to EI, but I plan to go in the near future. Now I have heard that there is no lap dancing in the DC strip clubs, but I keep reading about guys getting lap dances at EI. How is EI the only strip club that dancers can do lap dances?
Propilot-Always check your six.
I have not yet had the pleasure to go to EI, but I plan to go in the near future. Now I have heard that there is no lap dancing in the DC strip clubs, but I keep reading about guys getting lap dances at EI. How is EI the only strip club that dancers can do lap dances?
Propilot-Always check your six.EI is in Prince George's County. You can get lap dances in Prince George's County and girls can get naked. I personally stay away from DC clubs.
I'll be in the area next month and will stop in at EI. However, I was wondering if there are other clubs I should try? I've read back a ways and see clubs like Puzzles Event Center, Harley Riders Club. Is Puzzles still open and what hours? What hours is Harley Riders Club open and do you need a membership. What else is out there?
Thanks for any information you can share.Also try Club Extasy (sp) in Camp Springs, MD (near the Hangar Club) and Club Fuego. Personally, I like going to these clubs and Ebony Inn on weekdays. You get more attention and the dancers get a tiny bit looser with the rules. The last time I went into EI, the girls were literally watching for when my butt hit the chair so they could walk over. I actually had to stand up and pace around a bit to get a break from the dancers--haha. Some of the girls at EI may offer you a 15-min VIP special. That night there were a handful of 7-8's and then a goddamn 4! I was getting everyone in that night so I let her give me a mercy lapdance.
Many of these clubs stay open until 5 am depending on the day; they tell me Fuego gets wilder from 3-5 am, but I'm usually dead tired by 1 am. Generally, I try to stay away from the SC's on Fridays and Saturdays.
Syck Daddy
10-29-13, 02:35
I made a visit to the Cloakroom and the second I walked through the door I realized I made a huge mistake! Ever feel like you're somewhere you don't belong? That's this place. Saw the clientle and oh no that is not me! Louis the Rogue THIS IS NOT! Owner dropped huge cake to do this place up! And clearly no scrubs like myself should be anywhere near this place. This is not a working man's establishment! As I've said before in a previous review, any place with a dress code is a place I've never had fun in. This place is for the powerful and successful only! Drink prices are high as hell! Only got 2 drinks and paid about $30! (they tack on a gratuity) Girls are gorgeous but unless you look like you should be there, forget it. Nothing negative really, just this club is not for me or us just above minimun wage types. Anytime the bouncers looks at you like "What are you doing here? It's time to move along. It's right on K St. So unless you "Really" work there (I.e Lawyer, Lobbyist, or guy with connections), don't go there. Again, not a knock on the club, I'm just not it's target audience. I'll stick to my hole in the walls thank you.
Going to be in the DC area next week. Read all your guys reports about EI and was thinking about going there. What's the dancers like? Are they all "ebony"? Or are they a good mix? Also is it safe for non-locals to go to at night?
Thanks!
Phatassluva
10-29-13, 11:37
Going to be in the DC area next week. Read all your guys reports about EI and was thinking about going there. What's the dancers like? Are they all "ebony"? Or are they a good mix? Also is it safe for non-locals to go to at night?
Thanks!Are you sure you read all the reports about EI?
Midnight Majic
10-30-13, 22:26
The Hanger Club has girls during the day and evenings during the week.
Nice atmosphere. No cover and you can get a lap dance.
Outandabout
10-31-13, 20:31
Last year at this time (just post Sandy) I found myself at EI. A great experience with many beautiful ladies in and out of costume and a crowd of people watching them. The post midnight special was pretty special. I won't make this year (out of town) but for those in the area. Hit up EI!
Outandabout
10-31-13, 20:35
Also try Club Extasy (sp) in Camp Springs, MD (near the Hangar Club) and Club Fuego. Personally, I like going to these clubs and Ebony Inn on weekdays. You get more attention and the dancers get a tiny bit looser with the rules. The last time I went into EI, the girls were literally watching for when my butt hit the chair so they could walk over. I actually had to stand up and pace around a bit to get a break from the dancers--haha. Some of the girls at EI may offer you a 15-min VIP special. That night there were a handful of 7-8's and then a goddamn 4! I was getting everyone in that night so I let her give me a mercy lapdance.
Many of these clubs stay open until 5 am depending on the day; they tell me Fuego gets wilder from 3-5 am, but I'm usually dead tired by 1 am. Generally, I try to stay away from the SC's on Fridays and Saturdays.Thanks for the info. Is Extasy open afternoons? I see other clubs on Old Branch Ave (Hangar Club and Harley Riders Club). Are either of those worth going to and open afternoons?
The Hanger Club has girls during the day and evenings during the week.
Nice atmosphere. No cover and you can get a lap dance.What are their hours during the day? I might have to check it out and keep in the rotation when I want a change of pace from EI.
Midnight Majic
11-04-13, 19:51
The club has girls from noon to 2 am Mon thru Fri.
Shift changes around 7-8 pm.
There are a few freaky ones.
You can get preview lap dance at the bar.
Sit by the stage and it can get interesting.
Just my opinion.
I made a visit to the Cloakroom and the second I walked through the door I realized I made a huge mistake! Ever feel like you're somewhere you don't belong? That's this place. Saw the clientle and oh no that is not me! Louis the Rogue THIS IS NOT! Owner dropped huge cake to do this place up! And clearly no scrubs like myself should be anywhere near this place. This is not a working man's establishment! As I've said before in a previous review, any place with a dress code is a place I've never had fun in. This place is for the powerful and successful only! Drink prices are high as hell! Only got 2 drinks and paid about $30! (they tack on a gratuity) Girls are gorgeous but unless you look like you should be there, forget it.The posted opening time on weekdays is 7 pm. However, the first dancer does not come out until after 7:35 pm. Save your cash and arrive after 9 pm or you may be the only customer there. Unless their business improves there is no justification for this strip club to continue unless it is part of a tax evasion scheme.
I had jury duty a few weeks back and was released at 2 pm, so I decided to wander up to check out the Cloakroom. Turned out it was the first day they were open for lunch. A very friendly man was stationed outside the door and profusely welcomed me. I went up the stairs and was shocked at the transformation. Way too fancy; way too much light. I suppose it does no good to say it but I will anyway: bring back the Rogue!
A handful of dancers, a very vivacious and cute waitress, and two other customers were there. I got a beer; the waitress brought me back a bunch of ones when I handed her a $20. I presumed she had taken the cost of the drink from the $20. I tipped a few dancers; none took off their bottoms. Topless only? I suppose it does no good to say it but I will anyway: bring back the Rogue!
I decided I'd had enough and started down the stairs. Suddenly I heard the waitress yell from behind me, "are you going to pay for that beer?" What? Turns out they don't expect payment until you are done. I had no idea she had given me twenty ones when I handed her the $20 when she brought the beer. I suppose it odes no good to say it but I will anyway: bring back the Rogue!
Today I go to the Ebony Inn. That's really the moral of the story.
I had jury duty a few weeks back and was released at 2 pm, so I decided to wander up to check out the Cloakroom. Turned out it was the first day they were open for lunch. A very friendly man was stationed outside the door and profusely welcomed me. I went up the stairs and was shocked at the transformation. Way too fancy; way too much light. I suppose it does no good to say it but I will anyway: bring back the Rogue!
A handful of dancers, a very vivacious and cute waitress, and two other customers were there. I got a beer; the waitress brought me back a bunch of ones when I handed her a $20. I presumed she had taken the cost of the drink from the $20. I tipped a few dancers; none took off their bottoms. Topless only? I suppose it does no good to say it but I will anyway: bring back the Rogue!
I decided I'd had enough and started down the stairs. Suddenly I heard the waitress yell from behind me, "are you going to pay for that beer?" What? Turns out they don't expect payment until you are done. I had no idea she had given me twenty ones when I handed her the $20 when she brought the beer. I suppose it odes no good to say it but I will anyway: bring back the Rogue!
Today I go to the Ebony Inn. That's really the moral of the story.I didn't really have a problem with Cloakroom, it's a great looking upscale strip club. If you work in the area and want to pop in for a drink and look at some titties, not a bad option. BUT...their drink prices are OUTRAGEOUS.
I ordered a jack sour, gave the chick a $20, and got back two singles. $18 for a fucking drink is absurd. $14 would have been HIGH, but expected, but $18? At 12:30 in the afternoon? I mean raise the shits at night if you must but $18 for one fucking drink in the middle of the day is insane.
If I were to go there again, I'd just pregame at Busboys and Poets first (or hell, just drink in the damn car if you want to go old school), then wander over and throw a couple of dollars at the chicks then leave. But I can't see me buying another mixed drink in there at those prices. And can't really see me going back at all.
Police are working to sort out the connection between a northwest D.C. strip club and a deadly Friday morning stabbing.
Officers were called to the 5300 block of Georgia Avenue NW in the Brightwood Park neighborhood for a report of a double stabbing near the Macombo Lounge just after 2 a.m. Police say both victims, a man and a woman, were transported to an area hospital, where the woman, who has been identified as Candance Reed, was pronounced dead.
There's no word on the man's condition at this time. [...]
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/1-Dead-1-Injured-in-NW-Double-Stabbing-232037091.html
Syck Daddy
11-16-13, 00:21
I finally made my debut at The Ebony Inn this past Saturday. Now I've been here a few times but I've never gone during the day. I'm usually tepid about going to strip club in the day, but after reading all the rave reviews, I said screw it, let's go! Now I got there a quater to 6 so I wasn't expecting much. I was plesantly surprised. I took awhile for the girls to notice me, maybe about a half hour they did. During that time I couldn't help but notice some of the improvements they made. Not trying too hard to be something else to attract a more monied demo but cleaning up a little. The 2 new TVs behind the DJ was a nice touch and I was watching the day games. (p.s.. MD, SMDH) I'm questioning the tissues and hand sanitizer at table though. The kind waitresses made a point to check on me, mostly because there was nothing in my hand or on my lap. And though the food smelled awesome, I can never justfy eating at a place where there's open vagina. Anyway, I had a wonderful time overall. After getting dances from Cherokee, Bella, and others whose names I can't remember right now, I can tell without a shadow of a doubt I will be back! And next time I will be there earlier!
Police are working to sort out the connection between a northwest D.C. strip club and a deadly Friday morning stabbing.
Officers were called to the 5300 block of Georgia Avenue NW in the Brightwood Park neighborhood for a report of a double stabbing near the Macombo Lounge just after 2 a.m. Police say both victims, a man and a woman, were transported to an area hospital, where the woman, who has been identified as Candance Reed, was pronounced dead.
There's no word on the man's condition at this time. [...]
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/1-Dead-1-Injured-in-NW-Double-Stabbing-232037091.htmlEvery few years there is a murder connected with this club. Stay safe!
http://apps.washingtonpost.com/investigative/homicides/
Midnight Majic
11-21-13, 01:01
Came across this while surfing the web.
http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Strippers/upscale-exotic-stripper-looking-for-a-gentleman-to-come-and-take-care-of-her-20/13277313
Came across this while surfing the web.
http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Strippers/upscale-exotic-stripper-looking-for-a-gentleman-to-come-and-take-care-of-her-20/13277313By all means, do TOFTT (sort of! Easy to go the Cloakroom and see if there's any Sophia there!
Member #4917
11-21-13, 21:44
Came across this while surfing the web.
http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Strippers/upscale-exotic-stripper-looking-for-a-gentleman-to-come-and-take-care-of-her-20/13277313DC Gov just took over Stadium for not paying Taxes, so I am sure some of their talent will be heading to The Cloak Room.
Md Curious2
11-22-13, 05:28
By all means, do TOFTT (sort of! Easy to go the Cloakroom and see if there's any Sophia there!She works there. She's been blowing up my facebook page. Silly me for liking the cloak room (on my "Bat" facebook page).
She is really into her self. God's gift to man...plus openly asks for lot money. Gold Digger. So if you need your wallet vacuumed!! MDC.
Tha X Facta
11-22-13, 17:29
D.C.'s in the house! . . . . Click it! (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/going-out-guide/wp/2013/11/21/the-d-c-government-now-owns-a-strip-club/)
Almost got it by - that much!
X
Had an hour to spare on Wednesday, so made a stop at EI during the day shift.
A couple of things struck me: first, it was refreshing to hear the management of the place call on the talents to either be on someone's lap or on stage; reminding all them that they were in a wrong place if they were looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend; and reminding the girls the old golden rule of business: customer is king... "be on your best, because if we get called, you go, customer stays!
The other thing that struck me is 'don't judge a book by its cover'. There was a nice tall glass of drink, easily an "9" that was mostly on the pole. Didn't approach anybody, and somehow appeared to be haughty. Surprise, surprise! When I called her, she ended up being the best dance I had had. Lots of mileage. I believe her name rings like a famous city in the UK. Her invite for more was tempting but I'll never knowingly be next with anybody in VIP!
Horsetrader
11-29-13, 19:33
Having a seen enough good reports on EI, I decided to visit the place. Actually, I've been there about 4 or 5 times since my first visit several weeks ago. Chuppi's comments are spot on, here are some more thoughts.
For those who don't know, EI stands for Ebony Inn. That accurately describes all but one dancer and most of the customers. There are a few white customers and I've seen just one Asian customer. I'm an old white guy and I've had no problems. Don't try parking in the back. It is very tight. Plenty of free parking directly across the street.
Usually got charged $10 cover, but most recent visit they charged $12. I don't know if the price went up or somebody took advantage of me. I got frisked on my first visit but never again. A beer is nominally $5 but the waitress short changes me about half the time. Watch out for it. Afternoon lap dances are $5, but I've heard they go up to $10 for the evening shift. Wait for the next song to start before your dancer starts your lap dance and tell her to stop immediately after your song ends, she will charge you for each part of a song. Since it is only $5 per song, you will see some men getting 5 or more lap dances without stopping.
The place is dark and loud, even after your eyes and ears adjust. Very difficult to carry on a conversation.
Hand sanitizer and tissues are on the tables. Never seen that before. One dancer handed me the hand sanitizer just before my lap dance started. I've seen them remove the sanitizer at the end of the afternoon shift; don't know what that was about.
I've only been there in late afternoons. Typically see 10 to 20 girls available. Lap dance have been quite good. The girls range from ugly to beautiful, fat to skinny, tall to short, and eveything in between. It's an average cross section of ebony girls of stripper age. On my last visit there was one beautiful girl and she was able to get a lap dance from every man she approached, at least she got a lap dance from the 5 men I watched her approach (including me). The afternoon shift ends sometime between 7:30 and 8:00. The afternoon girls are literally told to leave at the end of their shift. I don't know how long it takes for a decent number of evening girls to show up, I never waited that long.
There is a VIP room and I saw a sign that said it was $20. I don't know anything else about VIP services or tips.
Usually got charged $10 cover, but most recent visit they charged $12. I don't know if the price went up or somebody took advantage of me. It's $10 Monday and Tuesday, and $12 the other days. (Am not sure about Sunday. Don't even know if they are open on Sunday).
Md Curious2
11-30-13, 08:22
It's $10 Monday and Tuesday, and $12 the other days. (Am not sure about Sunday. Don't even know if they are open on Sunday).Yes be careful. Make sure that you wait for the start of a song. I have notice girls walk up to you mid song as well, then want full price. But for $5.00 a lap dance, it is a bargain compared to the Block. I was there yesterday afternoon. Yes I have heard the ... "Stick and Move" speech as well. I like it, it keeps the girls from just sitting around. I have also noticed the songs get shorter after about 4-5 pm. Just my observation. YMMV... But my mileage is typically HIGH. You just have to be on the right road! I usually watch how a girl dances for another customer first. My little "audition". Some of my regulars have disappeared... Star, thunder, destiny, queen, mocha. Some have reappeared.. School teacher, snow. Some names I can't remeber.. Those are usually the best. Not that I am there that often.. .MDC.
Chuppi.
The dancer you refer to ("famous UK city") is one of my all-time favorites at EI. She's amazing. Tall, skinny, cute, and when she dances I loose track of time. Sparkle does the same. The EI women who are good at their jobs are simply stunning.
Had an hour to spare on Wednesday, so made a stop at EI during the day shift.
A couple of things struck me: first, it was refreshing to hear the management of the place call on the talents to either be on someone's lap or on stage; reminding all them that they were in a wrong place if they were looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend; and reminding the girls the old golden rule of business: customer is king... "be on your best, because if we get called, you go, customer stays!
The other thing that struck me is 'don't judge a book by its cover'. There was a nice tall glass of drink, easily an "9" that was mostly on the pole. Didn't approach anybody, and somehow appeared to be haughty. Surprise, surprise! When I called her, she ended up being the best dance I had had. Lots of mileage. I believe her name rings like a famous city in the UK. Her invite for more was tempting but I'll never knowingly be next with anybody in VIP!
You just have to be on the right road! I usually watch how a girl dances for another customer first. My little "audition". MDC, Mocha was there on Wednesday! And, you're right about Star. She completely disappeared!
Horsetrader
12-08-13, 14:46
Chuppi.
The dancer you refer to ("famous UK city") is one of my all-time favorites at EI. She's amazing. Tall, skinny, cute, and when she dances I loose track of time. Sparkle does the same. The EI women who are good at their jobs are simply stunning.Have now met two tall, skinny, cute girls who go by that name at EI. The one from yesterday was thinner and cuter but not as tall as the one I met about 2 weeks ago. I hate it when the girls reuse names.
Some of the girls' names are interesting. Squirter is the most memorable name, though that particular girl didn't interest me.
Squirter is the most memorable name, though that particular girl didn't interest me.Felt negative vibes when she approached me. Also came across as the type that is only interested in separating you from your hard earned cash with as little effort as possible on her part. But I could have been biased since I was not feeling her to begin with.
Have now met two tall, skinny, cute girls who go by that name at EI. The one from yesterday was thinner and cuter but not as tall as the one I met about 2 weeks ago. I hate it when the girls reuse names.
Some of the girls' names are interesting. Squirter is the most memorable name, though that particular girl didn't interest me.Ha ha. With the black girls, there's always a "Chocolate", "Mocha", "Caramel", "Honey", or "Passion". The white girls always have a "Candy", "Chelsea", "Sparkle" or "Snow White". I'm sure the latina girls do it too, but most of the time you can hardly understand them anyway. But you do know that the name will undoubtedly end in "A".
Actually I never really got why the dancers even stick to one name. I can hardly remember their names once they've gone anyway. For the the guys that do, I don't really get why the guys advertise it. I mean, I'm not going to go into a club to go "Hey man, do you know which one "Sparkle" is? Some guy on a forum said she was off the chain... Ewww.
By that I mean I went to EI for the first time this afternoon, but there were no dancers! I don't know if I was just too early or what (was there from 3:30-5:30) but nobody was on the pole or giving lapdances. Place was dead as disco.
I guess the day shift on Sunday ain't the same as the rest of the week. That's probably why the cover was only 5 instead of the 10/12 everybody else is saying.
Md Curious2
12-16-13, 07:03
By that I mean I went to EI for the first time this afternoon, but there were no dancers! I don't know if I was just too early or what (was there from 3:30-5:30) but nobody was on the pole or giving lapdances. Place was dead as disco.
I guess the day shift on Sunday ain't the same as the rest of the week. That's probably why the cover was only 5 instead of the 10/12 everybody else is saying.I did not think they were open during the day on Sunday. Only special occasions.
I was there Saturday. One of the dancers told me that Friday was THE day. There were 40 girls..so I guess that explains the fewer women on Saturday. But still had a good time with Dream, Nukie, and Star3. Yes the names do really get reused!
EI posted they will be open during the Redskins / Dallas game next Sunday. Free drinks when the Redskins score. Discount when Dallas score. See you at the INN! MDC.
Tha X Facta
12-16-13, 18:32
I did not think they were open during the day on Sunday. Only special occasions.They recently started day shift on Sundays, promotion was slow.
Hence the promo flyers.
X
Tha X Facta
12-16-13, 18:42
Went in early, bout 2:30, kinda slow, but it was gonna get better.
Lo n behold, I see OM78, as usual he's occupied. LoL
Hell, it's early so I kicked back and observe. My mind falls into a process of selection.
Trying to pick out the best candidates for future reference. Like a collection agency, I collect numbers.
As I'm chillin, I get a tap on my shoulder, It's non other than "Pimp Trick"!
OM78 comes over and pulls up a chair: Shits gonna hit the fan now! Only a matter of time.
Throughout the evening, we summoned and rotated females to our table like a fuckin whirlpool!
A couple of'em really got Blasted, for conduct unbecoming of a stripper. LoL
As the evening wore on, Pimp Trick (with his jive and game) got the lap dance of a lifetime!! (Lucky Bastard)
OM78 was talkin shit a mile a minute and I was accumulating digits.
And as fate would have it OM78 initiated a 3 on 1 fast break with me & PT breaking down court.
Are y'all with me out there? (An OTC fast break!)
Yeah, it got deep, Real deep . . . . Lites out Washington deep!
XXX . . . You two dudes are a blast
Original Man 78
12-19-13, 01:41
It was a good afternoon in all. I tried my best to do my imitation of Lebron James. I rather facilitate these days instead of scoring, LOL. I've decided to take my talents to charm city. The block is hot, but calling my name. Caught a little philly out by a watering hole. She was game and the rest was history.
OM78.
Went in early, bout 2:30, kinda slow, but it was gonna get better.
Lo n behold, I see OM78, as usual he's occupied. LoL
Hell, it's early so I kicked back and observe. My mind falls into a process of selection.
Trying to pick out the best candidates for future reference. Like a collection agency, I collect numbers.
As I'm chillin, I get a tap on my shoulder, It's non other than "Pimp Trick"!
OM78 comes over and pulls up a chair: Shits gonna hit the fan now! Only a matter of time.
Throughout the evening, we summoned and rotated females to our table like a fuckin whirlpool!
A couple of'em really got Blasted, for conduct unbecoming of a stripper. LoL
As the evening wore on, Pimp Trick
OM78 was talkin shit a mile a minute and I was accumulating digits.
And as fate would have it OM78 initiated a 3 on 1 fast break with me & PT breaking down court.
Are y'all with me out there?[size=-2] (An OTC fast break!)
Yeah, it got deep, Real deep . . . . Lites out Washington deep!
XXX . . . You two dudes are a blast
Md Curious2
12-23-13, 01:58
The past couple of visits..not what they use to be. First they did not honor the free drinks, until third quarter. Lot of confusion. The lecturing of the dancers in front of the crowd which was cute at first... Just becomes obnoxious. Charging the dancers for smoke breaks, etc.
A clue is when ATF dancers are telling you they are at other bars now. Today was the first time in a year that a dancer "ripped" me off. So I think I will now have to follow original man and fly north back to BAltimore for a while. Need to get my holiday cheer back. I was debating on posting this...the old saying if you don't have anything good to say. But facts are facts..I really don't want to put someone on blast...but the girls name is the same a Will Smith's wifes name. Should have stayed with the UK and gotten some digits...MDC.
Johnny Stales
12-23-13, 14:01
The past couple of visits..not what they use to be. First they did not honor the free drinks, until third quarter. Lot of confusion. The lecturing of the dancers in front of the crowd which was cute at first... Just becomes obnoxious. Charging the dancers for smoke breaks, etc.
A clue is when ATF dancers are telling you they are at other bars now. Today was the first time in a year that a dancer "ripped" me off. So I think I will now have to follow original man and fly north back to BAltimore for a while. Need to get my holiday cheer back. I was debating on posting this...the old saying if you don't have anything good to say. But facts are facts..I really don't want to put someone on blast...but the girls name is the same a Will Smith's wifes name. Should have stayed with the UK and gotten some digits...MDC.How did she rip you off? So others won't fall for the same.
After reading numerous amazing reports about EI on this this site as well as tuscl, I convinced a few friends to go wit me to get first hand experience. We live in baltimore so this was a 58 min drive. At the end of the night I would have driven for far more to get to this place. Sweet baby jesus, we got sooooooo much milage in this club. Its not even fair. Couldn't make the day shift because we are young working college grads. Got there at about 12 midnight Saturday, $20 cover which was expected from all my research.
Got in and we new we were going to have a good time. I was approached by a beauty called Sasha... She didn't need to do much before I decided I wanted a lap-dance from her. 10 bucks per song, ummmm yea no. I ended up getting what seemed like a 45 min dance, with zero restriction. Cowgirl, Boobs in my mouth, fiv, HJ, thong to the side, clit grinding. All that was left was FS which she stated she wanted (reasonable price if I might add). I declined, didn't come for that, not today at least. I ended up giving her an additional 20 which she didn't even ask for because she said she was turned on, this was no lie because my pants were soaked from her wetness. She Sat. On me and grinded on my exposed dick for another 10 minutes after I had giving her the 20 . I needed to excuse myself before I busted so it had to end.
I got small dances from several other dancers. I'm an ass guy and the girls here sure deliver. I counted 2 dancers with nothing going on (no ass or tits) but the rest were 7-9 by my standard and not pushy at all. I signaled a rather thick one named action to come over and before I could even tip her or pay for a dance she was on top of me with her tits in my mouth. This girl just about raped me, got naked too off her boots just so she can work that ass, and that ass was nice, soft and full. SHe pulled me out and and gave the quickest HJ to completion I have ever had. Gave her 10 and she happily scurried away. Had to go to the bathroom again to clean up. I came back and tipped sasha dancing on stage. One of the guys I came with got VIP FS for 120, though high, the girl was easily the only 10 there by my standards. We left at around 2:40 when the lights came on. I walked in with 120 , left with 30 after having the best strip club experience of my young stripclub visiting career. LOL.
I shall return for the day shift. This is my new go to place.
P.S.
Got Sasha number, meeting for OTC later this week. Should be fun.
KingMountain
12-25-13, 14:38
After reading numerous amazing reports about EI on this this site as well as tuscl, I convinced a few friends to go wit me to get first hand experience. We live in baltimore so this was a 58 min drive. At the end of the night I would have driven for far more to get to this place. Sweet baby jesus, we got sooooooo much milage in this club. Its not even fair. Couldn't make the day shift because we are young working college grads. Got there at about 12 midnight Saturday, $20 cover which was expected from all my research.
Got in and we new we were going to have a good time. I was approached by a beauty called Sasha... She didn't need to do much before I decided I wanted a lap-dance from her. 10 bucks per song, ummmm yea no. I ended up getting what seemed like a 45 min dance, with zero restriction. Cowgirl, Boobs in my mouth, fiv, HJ, thong to the side, clit grinding. All that was left was FS which she stated she wanted (reasonable price if I might add). I declined, didn't come for that, not today at least. I ended up giving her an additional 20 which she didn't even ask for because she said she was turned on, this was no lie because my pants were soaked from her wetness. She Sat. On me and grinded on my exposed dick for another 10 minutes after I had giving her the 20 . I needed to excuse myself before I busted so it had to end.
I got small dances from several other dancers. I'm an ass guy and the girls here sure deliver. I counted 2 dancers with nothing going on (no ass or tits) but the rest were 7-9 by my standard and not pushy at all. I signaled a rather thick one named action to come over and before I could even tip her or pay for a dance she was on top of me with her tits in my mouth. This girl just about raped me, got naked too off her boots just so she can work that ass, and that ass was nice, soft and full. SHe pulled me out and and gave the quickest HJ to completion I have ever had. Gave her 10 and she happily scurried away. Had to go to the bathroom again to clean up. I came back and tipped sasha dancing on stage. One of the guys I came with got VIP FS for 120, though high, the girl was easily the only 10 there by my standards. We left at around 2:40 when the lights came on. I walked in with 120 , left with 30 after having the best strip club experience of my young stripclub visiting career. LOL.
I shall return for the day shift. This is my new go to place.
P.S.
Got Sasha number, meeting for OTC later this week. Should be fun.What is the EI address and what color are the girls? Thanks.
What is the EI address and what color are the girls? Thanks.Dude... RTFF ok EI is Ebony Inn and the girls are Chinese.
Drunker Irish
12-25-13, 22:48
Dude... RTFF ok EI is Ebony Inn and the girls are Chinese.Bhahahahahahaha!
Yeah, I know he's a troll, but still funny.
Hung out a few hours and had my share of lap dances... Lots of nice women all shapes and sizes... I got there at 3 pm and noticed the cover is now $14... Beer is still $5.. Place had a nice crowd something I never saw on the Block in Baltimore when I used to go there...
Maybe one day I'll try the chicken platter, it looks good..
DamonLittle
12-28-13, 00:51
Ebony Inn Report.
12/27/31.
I escaped from holiday visitation obligations to dayshift at the Ebony Inn.
Arrived at about 3:30 pm Friday. *Didn't seem right parking in a church parking lot across the street, but it is what it is LOL.
Cover was $14.00 to gain entry into a very dimly lit room with chairs scattered around a stage. *Stage is at floor level with the DJ spinning toward the back. *The crowd was light and I noticed several ladies just arriving. *After my eyes adjusted to the darkness, I saw several relatively hot dancers standing around. *A couple were on stage. *One or two were engaged entertaining. *.
I posted up in a spot in a corner by the back bar. *More girls started to hit the floor. *All ebony, all sizes and flavors from thick to thin to yella to chocolate.
I watched others' dances to gauge the mileage. *At first, it seemed pretty tame, nothing but some fairly intense grinding. *Then, this huge bouncer came around shining a flashlight on various dancers as they were lapping patrons. *I was thinking that perhaps I had come at a bad time.
The first dancer to approach me was Jasmine, a nice chocolate drop. *For $5.00 the mileage was incredibly high. *Just one point of information. *Nearly all of the dancers are relatively young, under 25, so some direction is required in the art of tending to male pleasure zones. *The good news is they are quick learners! LOL.
I sampled several girls. *Here is how they rate based upon performance, looks, attitude, etc.
Jasmine 8.5.
Amber 8.3.
Vegas 8.0.
Layla 8.0.
Foxy 7.0.
Sunshine 6.5.
All of the girls were nice, even when I said "no.". No attitudes at all! Amazing! *No dancers tried to short me on the songs. Amazing! **The longer day shift went on, the higher the mileage got. *PM me for specifics. *I didn't ask about VIP, but I saw several dudes take ladies to the private room.
At about 6:00 pm, a sister took over the mic and went on a 10 minute rant to announce the start of evening shift. *I was ready to depart at that point. *Beckoned Jasmine over to my corner spot for an explosive ending. *Hand sanitizer and tissues were in easy reach.
A couple other observations. You will have no trouble getting change! The waitresses constantly come around asking.LOL. *No pressure at all to buy drinks. *Crowd is older (25 and up) including quite a few of our Caucasian brothers getting their jungle fever fix on. *Digits appeared to be easy to come. By presumably for off. Campus activities. *Spot reminded me of the good ole days in Memphis and North Philly.
Ebony Inn Report.
12/27/31.
I escaped from holiday visitation obligations to dayshift at the Ebony Inn.
Arrived at about 3:30 pm Friday. *Didn't seem right parking in a church parking lot across the street, but it is what it is LOL.
Cover was $14.00 to gain entry into a very dimly lit room with chairs scattered around a stage. *Stage is at floor level with the DJ spinning toward the back. *The crowd was light and I noticed several ladies just arriving. *After my eyes adjusted to the darkness, I saw several relatively hot dancers standing around. *A couple were on stage. *One or two were engaged entertaining. *.
I posted up in a spot in a corner by the back bar. *More girls started to hit the floor. *All ebony, all sizes and flavors from thick to thin to yella to chocolate.
I watched others' dances to gauge the mileage. *At first, it seemed pretty tame, nothing but some fairly intense grinding. *Then, this huge bouncer came around shining a flashlight on various dancers as they were lapping patrons. *I was thinking that perhaps I had come at a bad time.
The first dancer to approach me was Jasmine, a nice chocolate drop. *For $5.00 the mileage was incredibly high. *Just one point of information. *Nearly all of the dancers are relatively young, under 25, so some direction is required in the art of tending to male pleasure zones. *The good news is they are quick learners! LOL.
I sampled several girls. *Here is how they rate based upon performance, looks, attitude, etc.
Jasmine 8.5.
Amber 8.3.
Vegas 8.0.
Layla 8.0.
Foxy 7.0.
Sunshine 6.5.
All of the girls were nice, even when I said "no.". No attitudes at all! Amazing! *No dancers tried to short me on the songs. Amazing! **The longer day shift went on, the higher the mileage got. *PM me for specifics. *I didn't ask about VIP, but I saw several dudes take ladies to the private room.
At about 6:00 pm, a sister took over the mic and went on a 10 minute rant to announce the start of evening shift. *I was ready to depart at that point. *Beckoned Jasmine over to my corner spot for an explosive ending. *Hand sanitizer and tissues were in easy reach.
A couple other observations. You will have no trouble getting change! The waitresses constantly come around asking.LOL. *No pressure at all to buy drinks. *Crowd is older (25 and up) including quite a few of our Caucasian brothers getting their jungle fever fix on. *Digits appeared to be easy to come. By presumably for off. Campus activities. *Spot reminded me of the good ole days in Memphis and North Philly.Outstanding report. Well done! Was the cost for lap dances $5 for a song?
Outstanding report. Well done! Was the cost for lap dances $5 for a song? ...of Paesano63: "Dude... RTFF"!
Heard it would be about 'doing business in 2014'. Does anyone have any intel on what transpired in said mtg? Any changes registered by anyone who stopped by NYE or any day this week.
Md Curious2
01-02-14, 17:33
Heard it would be about 'doing business in 2014'. Does anyone have any intel on what transpired in said mtg? Any changes registered by anyone who stopped by NYE or any day this week.No real change on Monday. Just the pass couple of days many of my OTCs have been blowing up my phone. THAT's unusual. Maybe they need to pay for the holidays. I feel like I am back in Baltimore.. LOL.. MDC.
Tha X Facta
01-04-14, 01:31
His facts that are very misleading and don’t get you anywhere.
The Ebony Inn is a extremely dangerous area!
High crime area, murders and robberies are common around that place.
I use to get my hair cut at the barber shop further down the hill before some one burned it and the other businesses down.
There is nothing left there now but the bail bonds place.If there's anyone within range of this post that's had any problems frequenting the Ebony Inn,
other than BolloBellgrande, speak now or forever hold your Piece.
X. . . Burned Down?!?
Tha X Facta
01-04-14, 14:40
Hope this start a argument
My grandmother's house is next to the Deanwood metro station , I have been living there after her passing for the last 7 years . I grew up on Quarles st as a kid till my parents moved to Glenarden in 74 . I know that area very well . I have bought ribbs from the Ebony inn during the day and at night when I see police parked across the street or in the parking lot at the Ebony Inn . The name of the barber shop was Loius & James . Louis died from a heart attack and James had a stroke , haven't seen or heard about him since the place burned down . That place has had a bad reputation since I was a kid , I can remember getting my hair cut and hearing Louis and James talk a out the stuff that goes on around that place . Anytime you see a Police car in the parking lot and directly across the street on the curb , you know you are in a crime zone.
From post #617 below where I quoted you;
you made it sound like the E.I. had burned down & nothing was left but the bail bondsman place along with the check cashing spot.
Click street view (https://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF-8&q=Ebony+Inn&fb=1&gl=us&hq=ebony+inn&hnear=0x89b7a566dfd6af81:0x3002d79ab34e9c18,Fort+Washington,+MD&cid=17893695950326706246&ei=Uz7IUq6lC8PMsQTu-ILADQ&ved=0CJ4BEPwSMBA)
Fairmount Heights and PG county cops come inside the E.I. all the time, no fuss no muss.
Well, except for a little ---> Cop on Cop Crime (http://bcove.me/oyw7b68d), but other than that, it's all good!
(And that was Oct 3, 2012)
BoloBellgrande, things are always changing.
Remember the 14th st Corridor & the Loop? Not what it used to be . . . .huh?
I'm always open to advice, but at the end of the day you can Click it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rGkVcnIuj0)
Seems like a scare tactic!
I frequent the Ebony Inn. I see people drive up in nice cars and park out back (Jaquars, Cadillacs, whatever). I am going to call this like it is. It seems like someone had a bad day and is trying to turn people offthe Ebony Inn. I also see ALL complexions of people attending. So do I want to spend $20 for the block hand shake or get four lap dances during the day Priceless! ThaXFacta... see you at the INN.
P.S. With respect to NT and my other friends... isn't this on the wrong thread????? But we need to stop this crab in a basket mentality. Not trying to be argumantative...Move this discusion elsewhere...Happy New Year.... MDC. Md Curious2 . . . . the Inn it is.
X . . . No arguments there
Tha X Facta
01-06-14, 18:41
Ebony Inn continued
My post was out of concern for personal safety.
That area is a zone with heavy police presence.
If you wish to hang out there go ahead, you were warned.Heavy police presence:
A win win solution for club security and its patrons!
X
Midnight Majic
01-10-14, 08:30
I have live in the area for 20 years and yes there is crime but no more than any.
Other area. You should always be cautious when out club hopping. You would want.
A police presences. Bolo sounds like a NIMBY local. Too much EI traffic for him.
Could be a church member tired of people parking there.
MrLombardo1
01-10-14, 16:44
Just found out from a source my neighbor dances there. What is the place like?
Original Man 78
01-10-14, 18:03
I'm with you, there's nothing wrong with the neighborhood as compared to the WW stroll in Bmore where needle heads, LEO, and trouble is out in front of your eyes and health.
I have live in the area for 20 years and yes there is crime but no more than any.
Other area. You should always be cautious when out club hopping. You would want.
A police presences. Bolo sounds like a NIMBY local. Too much EI traffic for him.
Could be a church member tired of people parking there.
Midnight Majic
01-10-14, 19:00
Just found out from a source my neighbor dances there. What is the place like?The Stadium Club.
Outandabout
01-10-14, 20:17
Just found out from a source my neighbor dances there. What is the place like?That would be Stadium Club 2127 Queens Chapel Road Northeast. Inside DC limits so no touching allowed from what I understand.
Mr Back Shot
01-14-14, 08:51
Well, if I hadn't used the church as a reference point, I would have drove right by the place. Decided to pay the 12 fee and check the place out recently during the day. Despite the reports of the questionable area, I found it to be reasonable with no worries. In fact, as long as you are not or act like a complete geek and have at least some swag, everything will be fine. Seen a few "others" in the place too, and even a few guys dressed up. The ladies were nice too. Just as described, all shapes, sizes and complexions. The ladies were laid back, and not thirsty like the one's down the block where I used to frequent, so I made sure to take care of them. Dance prices are a steal. When they approached and I didn't want a dance from them, I just tipped them a dollar to be nice and said no thanks.
I had my fair share of dances too and the mileage was by far way better than on the block. VIP was offered multiple times, but I declined. Funny thing was the old waiters were more thirsty than the damn dancers and kept asking for tips! All in all music was cool and it was a nice time and I also left with a few confirmed digits. I wouldn't mind heading back one day soon and also partake in extras.
Hell, maybe if I am senior enough one of you guys will PM when planning the next day trip.
MBS.
Heavy police presence:
A win win solution for club security and its patrons!
X
Phatassluva
01-18-14, 22:19
Went over to EI yesterday (Fri.). Mixed reviews this time. First off talent was higher than usual for sure. There were a number of chicks there that I've never seen before. One chick Hennessy was there. I've seen her in there before but not too much. Light brown skin, small fame, nice phat ass, has a goofy ass pigeon toe walk, ghetto ass multi colored weave. She's a good looking girl. I love her lap dances. She's a hard worker and she doesn't just plop her ass down on you. There was a tall dark skin chick there named Brickhouse. She has the PHATEST ass I've ever seen in EI! Is like a fuckin watermelon and its real. She's a big woman but she's not fat. I can tell she makes a lot of money standing up and clapping and bending over, etc... Her laps have less laps and more standing. I didn't wait long. I wanted to put pipe in that mellon. Unfortunately she wasn't down. Said she just dances. Moved in to a chick by the names of spices (I believe) or spice. Light brown completion nice thick ass. Pretty decent laps. Was going to plow her but she started playing games on timing. I heard her yell 6 minutes to security beforehand. I threw a flag on the field and cancelled. Gtfoh out of here. I don't have time for this games. There was a nice thick light skin chick there too with a killer ass. Thick dookie braid in her hair. Forgot her name. I've never seen her before. Think bubble ass. Not as phat as Brickhouses but it was 2nd runner up. Real freaky dances. Ass was super soft. Says she was leaving EI after day shift to dance at some club in Baltimore. Not sure which one. Not sure if she was down to get plowed but my boy saw her get into a piece of shit car after so she def needs the money.
All in all, good talent showing but a few of them like I said pissed me off. Hey what can you do?
Md Curious2
01-18-14, 23:46
I don't have time for this games. There was a nice thick light skin chick there too with a killer ass. Thick dookie braid in her hair. Forgot her name. I've never seen her before. Think bubble ass. Not as phat as Brickhouses but it was 2nd runner up. Real freaky dances. Ass was super soft. Says she was leaving EI after day shift to dance at some club in Baltimore. Not sure which one. Not sure if she was down to get plowed but my boy saw her get into a piece of shit car after so she def needs the money.
All in all, good talent showing but a few of them like I said pissed me off. Hey what can you do?First time there for the new year. Wore that place out during the holidays / Christmas. Like Phatassluva said... There was plenty of new talent. I saw very few of my regulars. Saw one girl that I had seen before, did not get a dance until yesterday. She said her name was "killer", small thing but a LOT of energy. Where do the get these names? I think she could have bounced of the wall, but she definitely bounced off my lap. I got the sense she was burning high test gas... Hope she remembers where she was today. Next there was Thunda, this girl is large and in charge. My back is still feeling that workout. Picked up a few more digits for OTCs. Will take a while to work through the new "freshwoman" class. See you at the INN... MDC.
Mr Back Shot
01-20-14, 13:02
Ouch! They threw me a curve ball for sure. Got there and they were doing a special party for one of the dancers. Lots of house, go-go / club music which made it very hard to gauge a dance. Then, they requested all of the guys to either retreat to the walls or go into the bar area where the pool table is due to a special surprise. I went to the bar.
Well, the surprise was a male dancer someone hired to perform for the birthday girl on main stage. We were pissed! We came to get our jollies off, not be evicted. Even the dancers were saying WTF is going on, and how they couldn't wait until the paying customers were allowed back inside. Finally, that gig was over and the DJ introduced some new dancer named "crazy legs" and things got back to normal. Started playing regular songs again, but the talent and effort just wasn't the same as the last time.
I did see one white dancer. She was okay from a distance, but looked older and busted once she got dressed in regular clothes. Not much nude dancing on stage either and dollars were hard to come by. Was surprised that not one lady even asked or hinted to VIP. The crowd was decent, but I expected it to be crowded and action packed. Silly me, no waiters at night so even getting change was an issue. All in all, there were less ladies just sitting around on Saturday than a weekday but I'm sticking to the day shift.
MBS.
Phatassluva
01-20-14, 15:23
Ouch! They threw me a curve ball for sure. Got there and they were doing a special party for one of the dancers. Lots of house, go-go / club music which made it very hard to gauge a dance. Then, they requested all of the guys to either retreat to the walls or go into the bar area where the pool table is due to a special surprise. I went to the bar.
Well, the surprise was a male dancer someone hired to perform for the birthday girl on main stage. We were pissed! We came to get our jollies off, not be evicted. Even the dancers were saying WTF is going on, and how they couldn't wait until the paying customers were allowed back inside. Finally, that gig was over and the DJ introduced some new dancer named "crazy legs" and things got back to normal. Started playing regular songs again, but the talent and effort just wasn't the same as the last time.
I did see one white dancer. She was okay from a distance, but looked older and busted once she got dressed in regular clothes. Not much nude dancing on stage either and dollars were hard to come by. Was surprised that not one lady even asked or hinted to VIP. The crowd was decent, but I expected it to be crowded and action packed. Silly me, no waiters at night so even getting change was an issue. All in all, there were less ladies just sitting around on Saturday than a weekday but I'm sticking to the day shift.
MBS.Man never do night shift. It's a waste.
Horsetrader
01-21-14, 15:56
Man never do night shift. It's a waste.I was about to ask about the night shift at EI. Thanks for the report.
At the end of the dayshift the DJ always announces something like "If you are on the floor now, you are working the night shift." Last Thursday it was phrased a little differently: "If you are on the floor now, you will be charged for the night shift." That explains why the girls clear out so completely.
I've often stayed about 20 minutes after the day shift girls clear the floor. Never has there been more than about 5 girls available. I never knew what happened later.
Horsetrader
01-23-14, 10:17
We often hear the "stick and move" lecture at EI and sometimes hear talks about other matters. Last visit the girls were told if they needed to work, they should go to either the gas station or to the 7-11 and then come back to EI. I had always assumed that lots of "work" was done in the ladie's room at EI, perhaps I was wrong. Check urbandictionary if you don't know what work is.
Black Hammer
01-24-14, 21:15
I haven't been in the EI at all this year. Is the talent level still sub par? I mostly stick to the block in Bmore, namely Oasis, little Darlings or KD. I stopped going because the drive was not producing the results of trips past. The last time I went, the old waitress tried to show me her garter belt and I nearly threw up my cold beverage. I haven't been back since. It's cheaper to stay close to home and get takeout with higher talent level.
Can someone confirm that the talent level has improved?
Phatassluva
01-26-14, 00:46
I haven't been in the EI at all this year. Is the talent level still sub par? I mostly stick to the block in Bmore, namely Oasis, little Darlings or KD. I stopped going because the drive was not producing the results of trips past. The last time I went, the old waitress tried to show me her garter belt and I nearly threw up my cold beverage. I haven't been back since. It's cheaper to stay close to home and get takeout with higher talent level.
Can someone confirm that the talent level has improved?Talent was higher last Friday. See my earlier post. Of the baltimore spots you just mentioned, which one would you recommend for high mileage, high talent, but no flashy champagne type atmosphere. Basically I want to see a lot of PHAT ASS, giving up high mileage, but I don't want to be in a "I'm a baller" atmosphere. Thanks for your help.
3:30 to 6 pm Saturday afternoon lots of action, noticed some some new faces well at least new to me because mostly I been going to EI Thursday or Friday afternoons..so visiting on a Saturday was a change of pace...
Dollar for dollar EI is a fun place and good value... Its my go to spot.
Mr Back Shot
01-26-14, 14:12
I'm curious to know also. Of the places mentioned, high talent and mileage doesn't exist. Down on the block the good places and girls know where they stand and quite often you have to pay for it dearly.
The really sexy ones flock to work around the baller type atmosphere of course, they just want to get paid.
Talent was higher last Friday. See my earlier post. Of the baltimore spots you just mentioned, which one would you recommend for high mileage, high talent, but no flashy champagne type atmosphere. Basically I want to see a lot of PHAT ASS, giving up high mileage, but I don't want to be in a "I'm a baller" atmosphere. Thanks for your help.
I haven't been in the EI at all this year. Is the talent level still sub par? I mostly stick to the block in Bmore, namely Oasis, little Darlings or KD. I stopped going because the drive was not producing the results of trips past. The last time I went, the old waitress tried to show me her garter belt and I nearly threw up my cold beverage. I haven't been back since. It's cheaper to stay close to home and get takeout with higher talent level.
Can someone confirm that the talent level has improved?On my first visit to EI last Thursday, I was driving alongside the building as one girl was cursing out a man. This girl said every curse word that I knew and some that she made up on her own. Now I don't know if that behavior is indicative of all the girls at the club, but it soured me. I did a you-turn and left the premises. Not sure when or if I may return.
Propilot-Always check your six.
Black Hammer
01-26-14, 20:50
I like slim chocolate chicks, and the places that I mentioned have exactly what I am looking for. I'm an unabashed cheapskate and I don't pay over certain amount, takeout, tips for dancers, and drinks included. I treat the block or any club like buying a car, I simply like to see what I like and haggle on the price to get what I want.
I'm curious to know also. Of the places mentioned, high talent and mileage doesn't exist. Down on the block the good places and girls know where they stand and quite often you have to pay for it dearly.
The really sexy ones flock to work around the baller type atmosphere of course, they just want to get paid.
Black Hammer
01-26-14, 20:52
I've never seen that in the trips that I've made there in the inside of the place. The lady that runs the place manages a tight ship from the dancers to the waitresses.
On my first visit to EI last Thursday, I was driving alongside the building as one girl was cursing out a man. This girl said every curse word that I knew and some that she made up on her own. Now I don't know if that behavior is indicative of all the girls at the club, but it soured me. I did a you-turn and left the premises. Not sure when or if I may return.
Propilot-Always check your six.
On my first visit to EI last Thursday, I was driving alongside the building as one girl was cursing out a man. This girl said every curse word that I knew and some that she made up on her own. Now I don't know if that behavior is indicative of all the girls at the club, but it soured me. I did a you-turn and left the premises. Not sure when or if I may return.
Propilot-Always check your six.One girl outside the club cussing out a man over something you didn't know made you leave, questioning all the girls at the club? Why did you take it personally?
3:30 to 6 pm Saturday afternoon lots of action, noticed some some new faces well at least new to me because mostly I been going to EI Thursday or Friday afternoons..so visiting on a Saturday was a change of pace...
Dollar for dollar EI is a fun place and good value... Its my go to spot.Stopped by around the same time (4:00 - 6:00). The place swarming with talents. There was about 8 girls waiting to sign up as I walked in. Noticed a couple of Latinas who would only ask to dance to the latino guys. Kinds wondered why, as usually the only color that matters there is green... For the first time in about 2 years, two dancers tried to make me pay for not dancing... One actually said I should pay her for making her sit on my lap to talk to me. Kinda confirmed my rule: if she doesn't have sense to greet you and introduce yourself, just pass on her.
Well, this is my second Saturday, and I think I'll stick to the weekdays.
Mr Back Shot
01-27-14, 08:12
Well, in that case I stand corrected. If you find what you like for what you are willing to spend then you are set. I may just be too picky. Monger on bro!
MBS.
I like slim chocolate chicks, and the places that I mentioned have exactly what I am looking for. I'm an unabashed cheapskate and I don't pay over certain amount, takeout, tips for dancers, and drinks included. I treat the block or any club like buying a car, I simply like to see what I like and haggle on the price to get what I want.
Can anyone tell me the business hours for EI?
Thinking of going there during the lunch hour, not sure how early they will open.
Thanks.
Can anyone tell me the business hours for EI?
Thinking of going there during the lunch hour, not sure how early they will open.
Thanks.They open at 1:00.
They open at 1:00.Thank you very much.
Mr Back Shot
01-31-14, 08:13
Anybody with cred going up to the spot today? EI.
Md Curious2
01-31-14, 22:11
This video represents a day at the "office" Its a little old but seems like last week. MDC.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5myALsXUXI
One girl outside the club cussing out a man over something you didn't know made you leave, questioning all the girls at the club? Why did you take it personally?My friend I did not take anything personally. If you cannot correlate the girl cursing with wild reckless abandon and why I decided to not to enter the club, then ask someone other than I to explain it to you.
Propilot-Always check your six.
Original Man 78
02-01-14, 21:45
Was in the EI on Friday after not going since last year. Saw some new faces which was a good thing. After a dare from X, settled on an lsland girl and had the time of my life. Also ran into a lurker from the guide, so shouts out to him. If you were in the club then you saw me. I am starting to see some sloppy posts about the EI. Be careful what you say or do as they need to stay under the radar. What happens in the EI stays in the EI.
Midnight Majic
02-01-14, 22:19
My friend I did not take anything personally. If you cannot correlate the girl cursing with wild reckless abandon and why I decided to not to enter the club, then ask someone other than I to explain it to you.
Propilot-Always check your six.You were going into a black strip club in the hood.
If I didn"t see some girl cussing her old man / boyfriend out that"s when I worry.
As much as I have frequented EI I have never had any trouble.
Tha X Facta
02-02-14, 11:49
OM78 ----> He Looked, he Listened & he Pounced!
After a dare from X, settled on an lsland girl and had the time of my life.Un-muthafuckin-believable; a once in a lifetime E.I. offer!
You scared me for a minute, thought I was gonna have to paint a yellow brick road for you. LoL
True to monger form . . . . the rest is his-story.
Man Oh man, you just don't know; had you passed up that offer. . . . .
Yea, it was like a smorgasbord in that place.
X . . . Only @ the E.I.
You were going into a black strip club in the hood.
If I didn"t see some girl cussing her old man / boyfriend out that"s when I worry.
As much as I have frequented EI I have never had any trouble.If that's the way you like to roll dude, then have at it. If I see possible trouble about to jump off, then I am in the wind. I've seen too much shit go downhill real quick. Now let's end this discussion about this topic before our posts are deleted. You feel me?
Propilot-Always check your six.
I am starting to see some sloppy posts about the EI. Be careful what you say or do as they need to stay under the radar. What happens in the EI stays in the EI.You ain't lying on that one, OM 78.
Gentlemen,
I went to E.I last week and wasn't disappointed. I had a great time and got a few numbers.
Question.
What's the best place to meet up with the girls outside the club?
Anyone know of a discounted spot?
I'm probably going to get a room at one of the nearby hotels but wondered if there was a better option. Hotels are an expense I'd prefer to avoid.
Drkrider.
Use Hotwire or Priceline, go to the section showing hotel prices where they don't list the name of the hotel. In the Upper Marlboro, Largo, Greenbelt area, you can sometimes get a 2.5 star hotel for under $60.
Gentlemen,
I went to E.I last week and wasn't disappointed. I had a great time and got a few numbers.
Question.
What's the best place to meet up with the girls outside the club?
Anyone know of a discounted spot?
I'm probably going to get a room at one of the nearby hotels but wondered if there was a better option. Hotels are an expense I'd prefer to avoid.
Drkrider.
Mr Back Shot
02-07-14, 21:18
Damn! Not going to post extreme details but just got back from a 4 hour visit. Place had the most girls I ever seen in there today. 2 white girls too. Batman on the beats.
Place was getting packed, but tonight they having a party for one of the management / owners who I will not mention here. Going to do dances on one side and standing room only on the other side tonight. Put up decorations and all. Plus some rapper from ATL and a few locals performing tonight. Probably going to be off the hook. They won me back over after my visit today for sure. Picked up the buy 3 get 1 free BBQ special on the way back. Pretty good. PM if you want to know more.
Oh yeah, watch out for the chick Cocoa. She tried to pull the wool over the boys eyes but seen right thru her. She was kinda cute minus that whack lipstick.
Md Curious2
02-09-14, 12:25
What a visit. I haven't felt that good about dropping that kind of money in a long time. Was there for three hours. If I had spent that much time in Baltimore, I would be geting a HELO to pay that off. Fantastic mileage. Anyway, let me take JADA off the no fly list. Sometime when you come from another area, you need a slight attitude ajustment to fit in with "gorgeous -- prince georges". She has more than made up for the initial "misunderstanding".
Secondly, Miss "stick and move" came out and said they broke all records for Friday night (is this the olympics? They had seventy three (73) girls Friday night! I asked my new ATF if that was true, she said yes. But they had a DJ. She said its harder to make money when they have a DJ. Why-- because the records are shorter. I usually leave before the DJ.
Let me give a shout out to the cross over crowd. The word is getting out. Both ways (ladies and gentlemen).
I have been getting a lot of text message for offsite office parties. I am flattered that they would ask an "older" guy like me to show up. But I would end up bringing "gin and juice".
Met a new girl from Tennesse. I tell you they are starting to come from the world over. She was an ex-marine and she did a boot camp on my lap. Not a tense muscle left in my body.
Just remember "what happens in the EI stays in the EI".
BTW- I will be travelling to the Melbourne / Space Coast, Florida this week on business. If any seniors have suggestions of what to try.PM me. I will be back in time for Valentines day to take care of EI, etc... MDC.
I was there too and I remember her saying 78 girls on Friday... Anyhow Saturday started a little slow at 3 pm but by 5 pm the place was full... I was thinking that there were probably more patrons at EI on that moment 5 pm Saturday then in all the clubs on the Block in Baltimore..
Also the comment about the girl whose butt was rather large and not glued to the seat was kinda funny... That was part of miss "stick and move" speech about if "you aren't with a customer then get your butt up and get on the dance floor".
I be back soon..EI is fun.
What a visit. I haven't felt that good about dropping that kind of money in a long time. Was there for three hours. If I had spent that much time in Baltimore, I would be geting a HELO to pay that off. Fantastic mileage. Anyway, let me take JADA off the no fly list. Sometime when you come from another area, you need a slight attitude ajustment to fit in with "gorgeous -- prince georges". She has more than made up for the initial "misunderstanding".
Secondly, Miss "stick and move" came out and said they broke all records for Friday night (is this the olympics? They had seventy three (73) girls Friday night! I asked my new ATF if that was true, she said yes. But they had a DJ. She said its harder to make money when they have a DJ. Why-- because the records are shorter. I usually leave before the DJ.
Let me give a shout out to the cross over crowd. The word is getting out. Both ways (ladies and gentlemen).
I have been getting a lot of text message for offsite office parties. I am flattered that they would ask an "older" guy like me to show up. But I would end up bringing "gin and juice".
Met a new girl from Tennesse. I tell you they are starting to come from the world over. She was an ex-marine and she did a boot camp on my lap. Not a tense muscle left in my body.
Just remember "what happens in the EI stays in the EI".
BTW- I will be travelling to the Melbourne / Space Coast, Florida this week on business. If any seniors have suggestions of what to try.PM me. I will be back in time for Valentines day to take care of EI, etc... MDC.
Phatassluva
02-10-14, 00:58
73 girls on Friday? Wow! Sounds good. I need to be more strategic about my visits. I will shoot for first week of the month now. Bill paying time seems to work well.
Md Curious2
02-12-14, 05:20
I was there too and I remember her saying 78 girls on Friday... Anyhow Saturday started a little slow at 3 pm but by 5 pm the place was full... I was thinking that there were probably more patrons at EI on that moment 5 pm Saturday then in all the clubs on the Block in Baltimore..
Also the comment about the girl whose butt was rather large and not glued to the seat was kinda funny... That was part of miss "stick and move" speech about if "you aren't with a customer then get your butt up and get on the dance floor".
I be back soon..EI is fun.Just got back from Florida. No action in Orlando...what a bust. There's no place like EI. Any way 73/78 does it really matter.LOL. Thats a lot of twerking. I think one of the girls miss stick and move was talking about , was the the girl on my lap. She had been there almost an hour. This new girl said if I had not gotten a dance from her, she would have danced for me for free. Must be the cologne. Sometimes girls park in my lap, then work it out on the backend. Do I look like I am complaining.. MDC.
Just got back from Florida. No action in Orlando...what a bust. There's no place like EI. .Felt the same way in Daytona Beach last Fall.
Oh, and do your thing at EI, bro. Better them than you (complaining, that is).
73 girls on Friday? Wow! Sounds good. I need to be more strategic about my visits. I will shoot for first week of the month now. Bill paying time seems to work well.73 girls? Kinda hard to imagine, given how small the place is. I don't really like that kind of volume. I prefer the weekdays, but I'm seeing a dropoff in quality during those times.
Reminds me of the old Irvings days when they were on Ritchie Road. Dudes roll in 8 deep, cars up and down the street, no seats, and you get a dance right where you're standing because the crowd is so thick. (Remember how they would charge you $3.00 just to get an chair--fuckin' douchebags!
I'll have to do better to time out my visits too. The last time I went (9:00 pm on a Thursday) the place was kinda dead. I always great dances from "Coco" (I think that's her name) but she's always funky.
I haven't seen any latin girls working there yet -- I figured they'd be at Fuego. I see a white girl or two, but they always look like they took a wrong turn down the Twilight Zone and just ended up there.
Just got back from Florida. No action in Orlando...what a bust. There's no place like EI. Any way 73/78 does it really matter.LOL. Thats a lot of twerking. I think one of the girls miss stick and move was talking about , was the the girl on my lap. She had been there almost an hour. This new girl said if I had not gotten a dance from her, she would have danced for me for free. Must be the cologne. Sometimes girls park in my lap, then work it out on the backend. Do I look like I am complaining.. MDC.I was disappointed in Orlando too. I think a good street to try is Orange Blossom Trail. You'll find a lot of strip clubs there. But I think it's still mostly pasties and bikini bottoms. It's a family environment, so you won't see anything too raunchy.
However you should try the Tampa (airport vicinity) or Miami areas for good looking strippers. Tampa, the girls are little more regular looking. They have strip clubs where they dance nude, but for a nude lapdance the dancers have more liberty to negotiate what they think they can get from you. From having a relative work in that area years ago, there is takeout to be had for $$, 420, and other things.
I've never seen so many cookie-cutter fine ass strippers than in Miami. Takeout is much harder, IMHO.
Phatassluva
02-18-14, 00:17
I've never seen so many cookie-cutter fine ass strippers than in Miami. Takeout is much harder, IMHO.Yeah Miami got some dimes. The city is Not as wide open as it used to be but still a good time.
7I haven't seen any latin girls working there yet -- I figured they'd be at Fuego. Check it out on the weekends, day shift.
Drunker Irish
02-18-14, 17:09
Well, that was interesting. Some tips for first timers from my point first visit.
The entrance is on the side of the building (right hand if you're facing it). I'm not sure if there are other entrances. Its a $12 cover. The entrance to the left, is not an entrance. Its where you walk-in to order food (versus drive through).
Its weird, as you walk-in there is a bar and that's' it. You have to go through the little bar into another bar area. Right, weird? Pool table in that room You pay the cover there and go through the single swinging door into the club.
The club ares kind of threw me, as its pretty sparse. The chairs they use are 90% regular chairs that look they came from a hotel meeting room from the 80's. Metal backing with cloth center, and no arm rests. I guess I was expecting couches or something, but nope. So be prepared to be sitting on something that's pretty uncomfortable A few chairs with armrests, but that's about it.
Traffic was pretty light so parked across the street. No issues, no problem crossing the street.
Food is pretty mediocre, will do in a pinch and if you're starving. You get it outside the club, but can bring it inside. Otherwise, the McDonalds up the road would be better IMHO On that note, no problem bringing in food or my own water bottle. YMMV.
Overall good time had by all. Recommend Amber, she's pretty sweet and accommodating. Guys you have to be a little on the forward side to get better mileage. IMO, I think that you can tell what ind of service you get by what the girl is wearing on the bottom. I figured one didn't want her top touched because she had a toni of necklaces on preventing you from getting too lose to the top. That being noted, be a little more aggressive than normal to see if extras are available. E.
Finally, yes, I agree best money for the value I've ever spent in a club. Ever. Started off pretty slow, but got better and better as more girls arrived. I had a dance from every girl that was available to start, and that seemed to get me more dances and not ignored. All shapes and sizes, so if you don't see something you like, another girls appear.
PRO-TIP: 1) Wear earplugs, its freaking loud. 2) Make sure to have a few fives handy so you can start right away. You can get change later. 3) VIP room is good, first time I think I've ever visited a club and VIP worked as it should - giving you some privacy.
I used to frequent this area (or near enough to drive if you're an addict like me) many years ago. I started hitting D12 (Now En Fuego) and then moved to Sinsations. I will be in the area on a Tuesday night and am trying to decide between Sinsations and Ebony Inn. Would be there around 9 PM. Any recommendations are appreciated.
Phatassluva
03-10-14, 14:47
I used to frequent this area (or near enough to drive if you're an addict like me) many years ago. I started hitting D12 (Now En Fuego) and then moved to Sinsations. I will be in the area on a Tuesday night and am trying to decide between Sinsations and Ebony Inn. Would be there around 9 PM. Any recommendations are appreciated.With regard to Ebony Inn, you want to do the day shift. I haven't been to Sensationals in years but I have been to Ebony Inn on night shift once and I was not impressed.
Phatassluva
03-10-14, 14:53
Fellas, I'm going to hit Ebony Inn this week. Up until now I've only been on a Friday or Saturday. I'm thinking about trying a day during the week. Can somebody tell me which weekday is usually the best. I'd like to go on a day that has the same quantity and quality as a Friday but less crowded. So I get maximum effort from all the girls. Which day is best? I'm think Wednesday or Thursday but I'm not sure. What do yall think?
Fellas, I'm going to hit Ebony Inn this week. Up until now I've only been on a Friday or Saturday. I'm thinking about trying a day during the week. Can somebody tell me which weekday is usually the best. I'd like to go on a day that has the same quantity and quality as a Friday but less crowded. So I get maximum effort from all the girls. Which day is best? I'm think Wednesday or Thursday but I'm not sure. What do yall think?I've been many times on Wednesdays and haven't regretted a one of them.
Hawkeye In Md
03-11-14, 08:39
When does the Inn open? Looking to hit the matinee if possible.
When does the Inn open? Looking to hit the matinee if possible.http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9307-Strip-Club-Reports&p=1993354&viewfull=1#post1993354.
Phatassluva
03-11-14, 11:34
I've been many times on Wednesdays and haven't regretted a one of them.Ok thanks.
Phatassluva
03-11-14, 11:35
When does the Inn open? Looking to hit the matinee if possible.I want to say 1 p or 2 pm. I've never been before 3 p though.
Md Curious2
03-11-14, 19:09
I want to say 1 p or 2 pm. I've never been before 3 p though.I was looking for another day as well. Fridays and Saturdays were becoming like Black Friday at the mall. What if we all showed up tomorrow.the original crew... LOL... MDC.
Hey guys, I'm from Wisconsin and I got to escape the snow storm thanks to my new job having me do some training down here. I'm going to have some time to drive around and sightsee.
You guys got any recommendations on Strip clubs. Good Mileage and etc? I'm going through the history of this thread but I want to know if anything has changed recently so I get my most bang for my buck.
Phatassluva
03-12-14, 15:32
Went over to EI yesterday on day shift. I got there around 4 pm. Decent but nothing to write home about. There are definitely more girls there on a Friday. I"m an ass man. Best ass there on Tuesday was Bubbles. I'm sure a number of you are familiar with her. Brown complextion, phat & very soft ass, from Baltimore. Anyway, it was a decent trip but not award winning. I think Fridays will be my go to day from here on.
Md Curious2
03-12-14, 19:46
Went over to EI yesterday on day shift. I got there around 4 pm. Decent but nothing to write home about. There are definitely more girls there on a Friday. I"m an ass man. Best ass there on Tuesday was Bubbles. I'm sure a number of you are familiar with her. Brown complextion, phat & very soft ass, from Baltimore. Anyway, it was a decent trip but not award winning. I think Fridays will be my go to day from here on.Todays nominees were- Thumpa, Dream, Bubbles1-baltimore, Jada, Snow, Karma, SchoolTeacher, others (lost track). Smaller crowd but was able to get individual attention, longer songs, no stick and move.
Good way to break the work week stress. Was able to OTC.. Probably won't be back for a while as I have a city tour guide... "I love this bar" MDC.
You guys got any recommendations on Strip clubs. Good Mileage and etc? I'm going through the history of this thread but I want to know if anything has changed recently so I get my most bang for my buck.The intel is there glaring at you!
BuckMaster
03-13-14, 15:29
Anyone been to Harley riders during the day? They have day shift correct? How was the mileage? Nothing wrong with EI just always looking for somewere new with only a few patrons...
Todays nominees were- Thumpa, Dream, Bubbles1-baltimore, Jada, Snow, Karma, SchoolTeacher, others (lost track). Smaller crowd but was able to get individual attention, longer songs, no stick and move.
Good way to break the work week stress. Was able to OTC.. Probably won't be back for a while as I have a city tour guide... "I love this bar" MDC.Is this the same Dream who recently left Players Club?
I used to frequent this area (or near enough to drive if you're an addict like me) many years ago. I started hitting D12 (Now En Fuego) and then moved to Sinsations. I will be in the area on a Tuesday night and am trying to decide between Sinsations and Ebony Inn. Would be there around 9 PM. Any recommendations are appreciated.New in the area and wanted to check out area stripclubs. Saw you mention Fuego, sinsantion and EI, which would be the best to start with.
Phatassluva
03-21-14, 00:37
Fellas just a cautionary note. On a recent trip to EI I was forced to realize something that I'd been ignoring for a while. That place is hot. I mean on fire. Be careful what you do and say there and on this board as well. The management, whoever they are are EXTREMELY STUPID. I mean like slower than slow. It's scary to know that an operation like that is being run by people who have no clue. Anyway, I'm not going to get in to details but let's just be fuckin careful.
Original Man 78
03-22-14, 08:20
PM me details. That's why I have been telling folks to STHU with divulging details. You know how to get to me on the monger line.
Fellas just a cautionary note. On a recent trip to EI I was forced to realize something that I'd been ignoring for a while. That place is hot. I mean on fire. Be careful what you do and say there and on this board as well. The management, whoever they are are EXTREMELY STUPID. I mean like slower than slow. It's scary to know that an operation like that is being run by people who have no clue. Anyway, I'm not going to get in to details but let's just be fuckin careful.
Pizzlepro02
03-23-14, 15:08
Good thing there's another more low-key alternative. Those who know what's up won't be cryin if the other shoe drops on the Inn.
Fellas just a cautionary note. On a recent trip to EI I was forced to realize something that I'd been ignoring for a while. That place is hot. I mean on fire. Be careful what you do and say there and on this board as well. The management, whoever they are are EXTREMELY STUPID. I mean like slower than slow. It's scary to know that an operation like that is being run by people who have no clue. Anyway, I'm not going to get in to details but let's just be fuckin careful.
Good thing there's another more low-key alternative. Those who know what's up won't be cryin if the other shoe drops on the Inn.I would because that place although it's had it's ebbs and flows has been an institution in this area and If something finally happened to to the place after all these years would be for one reason only. This board. If it were up to me I would've kept it amoung the local long term lifestyle mongers. But when The Loop became a ghost town the AMPs closed and BP became very unreliable people who would've normally never stepped foot in an establishment like this started visiting in droves. First prices went up; then admission. Smart lifestylers could've taken the intel gathered here and ran with it. But there's been like a million mentions about this place.
Think about it, If I were LE and bored to tears and every time there's a bust this board gets mentioned, and out of the many many clubs in this area all any one talks about or asks about is this one, I'd be forced to act is only to keep justifying that federal grant money.
Like you said there's a million places better than this one, but you'd never hear it from me.
Md Curious2
03-30-14, 21:04
I feel you. Maybe we should all just keep EI information off the board. Go dark? I mean if you don't know what up in the area, you must be blind. I think by now most of us know each other offline or sense who is who. Its the same faces that show up.Talk about the wannabes. MDC.
Phatassluva
03-30-14, 21:54
Think about it, If I were LE and bored to tears and every time there's a bust this board gets mentioned, and out of the many many clubs in this area all any one talks about or asks about is this one, I'd be forced to act is only to keep justifying that federal grant money.
Like you said there's a million places better than this one, but you'd never hear it from me.I follow your logic but I don't think LE has any interest in busting up this place. If they did it would have happened a long time ago. I'm pretty sure they have some type of working agreement in place that keeps this place off the target list. However, the management and the talent there are so incredibly stupid that I think they may even fuck that up. I mean these girls are like 4th grade drop outs and so is management. Problems will always occur when you have too many people involved what have no sense. I agree it's only a matter of time on EI, but I don't think it will have anything to do with this board. It will be there own stupidity.
Problems will always occur when you have too many people involved what have no sense. I agree it's only a matter of time on EI, but I don't think it will have anything to do with this board. It will be there own stupidity.True, I've started to grow weary of the place. But for all the nonsense that could down there, I've never been to another club where it's made clear on what side of the business management is... All dancers, especially those out-of-towners or the make-a-buck-quickly-when-I'm-broke know that if they try to cheat the customer or make him uncomfortable, if the management learns about it, the dancer goes, the customer stays!
I've talked to other mongers and from what I understand the issue has more to do with the thirst of the customers rather than a real change in management policies.
This club is a neighborhood hole in the wall, Think a Black version of Archie Bunker's Place, Not the Hustler club. They can't manage all of the new faces in the place.
Besides if you're the kind of guy who might complain to the manager about a bad expirence with a dancer, not realizing that these are contractors not staff. Then you don't deserve to be there what you want is an upscale gentleman's club. The club is a little rough around the edges and if you look like new money you will be treated like new money. I'm a club vet and I'm as "old money" as you can get without wearing a shirt with a name tag, but even I was told that I hit a patron's car in that tiny ass parking lot. It was total bullshit but I gave him 100 bucks to go away. It was worth it to avoid the hassle and the reason why a had a hundred is because that is enough to pay the old admission, buy a beer and get OTC. But like I said I'm "old money" and this was at a time before "new money" became frequent. Actually if it were me and I didn't see a bunch of dudes wearing shirts with name tags I'd turn around and leave.
True, I've started to grow weary of the place. But for all the nonsense that could down there, I've never been to another club where it's made clear on what side of the business management is... All dancers, especially those out-of-towners or the make-a-buck-quickly-when-I'm-broke know that if they try to cheat the customer or make him uncomfortable, if the management learns about it, the dancer goes, the customer stays!That can be a bad thing. It's good for the customer in the short run but what if a custy loses say 1000 bucks in the place? The type of girl who could make a custy lose a grand might get a strong finger wag but that's not getting the custy's grand back. I'd rather the dude take it as a loss rather than informing the nice policeman who's usually nearby. Don't think that a "new money" customer wouldn't because that's exactly what would happened at the Hustler club.
I follow your logic but I don't think LE has any interest in busting up this place. If they did it would have happened a long time ago. I'm pretty sure they have some type of working agreement in place that keeps this place off the target list. However, the management and the talent there are so incredibly stupid that I think they may even fuck that up. I mean these girls are like 4th grade drop outs and so is management. Problems will always occur when you have too many people involved what have no sense. I agree it's only a matter of time on EI, but I don't think it will have anything to do with this board. It will be there own stupidity.I believe so but you don't know the power of this open googleable board. It's world famous! I never hear of a bust without mention of some strange place were people talk about prostituion. The way they describe it is the same way they describe certain message boards where jihadists plan their next terror attack. And just like those sites LE Monitors and reacts to the intel. Whenever you hear of a terror alert it's becuase of internet chatter!
Member #6225
03-31-14, 15:41
So it this place not safe to go to now? I was there on Friday night at 2:30 but wasn't let in because they closed at 3 am. Was disappointed because this would have been my first time there. There was a cop on the parking lot across the street I guess once 3 am hits they might ticket the cars that are there?
Sir Willae
04-02-14, 14:28
Good thing there's another more low-key alternative. Those who know what's up won't be cryin if the other shoe drops on the Inn.I'd love to know what the low key alternative is. I'm actually sitting at El right now. Not a whole lot going on. A few dancers here, all with regulars (I assume). I've been here for almost an hour and have been offered exactly one dance. Unfortunately, she wasn't my type.
I'd love to know what the low key alternative is. I'm actually sitting at El right now. Not a whole lot going on. A few dancers here, all with regulars (I assume). I've been here for almost an hour and have been offered exactly one dance. Unfortunately, she wasn't my type.I'd ask the first chick who met your expectations where she usually dances at.
Stealth Mode
04-05-14, 06:35
I made my first trip to EI Friday afternoon. When I got there, it was early and the girls were just coming in. Right of the back, I couldn't resist Amber's sexy body, so I pulled her off of the stage for a private dance. I got a few dances from other girls, but none of them compared to Amber. One thing I like about this club, they are all about the business. If you're lazy and just want to sit around as they do in Baltimore clubs, you won't last there.
As the manager told the girls, "Stick and move, you're here to work. You're feet are your chairs". If anyone else was there during this time with me, send me a PM.
Syck Daddy
04-09-14, 16:10
I made my first trip to EI Friday afternoon. When I got there, it was early and the girls were just coming in. Right of the back, I couldn't resist Amber's sexy body, so I pulled her off of the stage for a private dance. I got a few dances from other girls, but none of them compared to Amber. One thing I like about this club, they are all about the business. If you're lazy and just want to sit around as they do in Baltimore clubs, you won't last there.
As the manager told the girls, "Stick and move, you're here to work. You're feet are your chairs". If anyone else was there during this time with me, send me a PM.I was there last Friday too. I thought that was hilarious.
I'd love to know what the low key alternative is. I'm actually sitting at El right now. Not a whole lot going on. A few dancers here, all with regulars (I assume). I've been here for almost an hour and have been offered exactly one dance. Unfortunately, she wasn't my type.SW: I've also been there at times when there was not much going on. Funny how these guys hype the place up so much. Truth is, I'm not always impressed by their offerings, and they do have their duds.
I had a lapdance with an EI girl, who was nice looking, but would only dance near my knees. Turned out she smelled like she had just taken a s- and her "o" hadn't tightened up yet. And she knew it. And then there's another, who is always there when I go, gives a nice freaky lapdance, but she always smells like she just had marathon sex.
But here's a little tip for you: If you had been sitting around a while without a dance, when you got offered that dance, you should have taken it. Call it "Taking one for the team."ha.
Here's why: Some guys (without their knowing) give off the impression that they're super choosy, or have an attitude, or just plain cheap. The dancers are still women and size each other up, and will gauge your approachability by how you treat the other dancers. If you get a dance, believe me the other girls (whether dancing on stage, with a customer, or sitting around) notice. They see that you are willing to spend $ And if they see you getting a lame dance or getting a dance from an uglier girl, they come over to you with the attitude of: "Well, if you liked THAT, then let me give you a REAL dance...".
Often in places like EI, the less attractive, older or fatter girls are usually cool with all the dancers and the management. So they talk--about you! Now if she's really bad, give her one dance and that's it.
I'd love to know what the low key alternative is. I'm actually sitting at El right now. Not a whole lot going on. A few dancers here, all with regulars (I assume). I've been here for almost an hour and have been offered exactly one dance. Unfortunately, she wasn't my type.In addition to what Utwogood said, I don't know what stopped you from calling over whomever you may have found your type.
You can even ask the waitress to tell her for you, if for some reason you don't feel like walking up to her.
PopLockShots
04-14-14, 06:19
Went to the Inn last week during the day. I got a couple of dances from some star preformers. Than I saw my girl London. Me and her go way back like snapbacks. She also part times at our fav. Motorcycle club. Me and her went and spent some time in the VIP to catch up and from there it is magic. I always have a good time at the Inn. Never any drama and the drinks are always strong.
It'd been awhile since my last visit so I decided to spend Saturday afternoon at E.I. I arrived around 3 PM and the club was pretty dead. A lot of the girls were just sitting, looking uninterested. For the first hour I was left alone. Every once in a while I'd get dance requests but always from the strippers a little too skinny for my taste.
Eventually, I landed a winner. I got a couple of great lapdances from Coco. She'the danced for me on a previous visit and is becoming a favorite of mine.
Around 4:30 P, the place livened up when some military soldiers walked in immediately making it rain in the club. There was about 15 girls total in the place but wasn't the best selection I've seen there.
I was about to leave until I saw this cute stripper named Thunder on the opposite side of the club. I grabbed her when she was done with one patron and she gave an enthusiastic lapdance. I asked was VIP open and she told me no but suggested we could find a corner for a more private dance. I saw that as a waste of money, declined, and left.
Is it true about the VIP room not open? I never saw anyone go in there.
BuckMaster
04-15-14, 22:03
It'd been awhile since my last visit so I decided to spend Saturday afternoon at E.I. I arrived around 3 PM and the club was pretty dead. A lot of the girls were just sitting, looking uninterested. For the first hour I was left alone. Every once in a while I'd get dance requests but always from the strippers a little too skinny for my taste.
Eventually, I landed a winner. I got a couple of great lapdances from Coco. She'the danced for me on a previous visit and is becoming a favorite of mine.
Around 4:30 P, the place livened up when some military soldiers walked in immediately making it rain in the club. There was about 15 girls total in the place but wasn't the best selection I've seen there.
I was about to leave until I saw this cute stripper named Thunder on the opposite side of the club. I grabbed her when she was done with one patron and she gave an enthusiastic lapdance. I asked was VIP open and she told me no but suggested we could find a corner for a more private dance. I saw that as a waste of money, declined, and left.
Is it true about the VIP room not open? I never saw anyone go in there.I've always wondered is weekend day shift as good as weekday day shift? Do they still open around noon on the weekend?
I've always wondered is weekend day shift as good as weekday day shift? Do they still open around noon on the weekend?In my experience, I've always had a better time during the weekday. I'm not sure what time they open. When I can get over there, I go around 3 PM.
PopLockShots
04-19-14, 03:37
In my experience, I've always had a better time during the weekday. I'm not sure what time they open. When I can get over there, I go around 3 PM.I feel like YMMV. I've gotten more attention during the day (more action / more milage). But at night the club has a better atmosphere IMHO. I'm going to try out our fav motorcycle club next during the day and see how I make out. Last time I was there after dark I was the only one in there with 7 chicks. Not as much fun as you would think.
It'd been awhile since my last visit so I decided to spend Saturday afternoon at E.I. I arrived around 3 PM and the club was pretty dead. A lot of the girls were just sitting, looking uninterested. For the first hour I was left alone. Every once in a while I'd get dance requests but always from the strippers a little too skinny for my taste.
Eventually, I landed a winner. I got a couple of great lapdances from Coco. She'the danced for me on a previous visit and is becoming a favorite of mine.
Around 4:30 P, the place livened up when some military soldiers walked in immediately making it rain in the club. There was about 15 girls total in the place but wasn't the best selection I've seen there.
I was about to leave until I saw this cute stripper named Thunder on the opposite side of the club. I grabbed her when she was done with one patron and she gave an enthusiastic lapdance. I asked was VIP open and she told me no but suggested we could find a corner for a more private dance. I saw that as a waste of money, declined, and left.
Is it true about the VIP room not open? I never saw anyone go in there.I was in there last week, and it seems as if the VIP room might just be done for good. I guess things got too hot, too obvious.
I was laughing with a dancer and was like, so I guess the local hotels / motels are doing good business, and she said "think they ain't."LMAO.
It did seem as though there were less girls there than normal during the day, but it might have been because it was a Tuesday.
Home Grown12
05-02-14, 16:35
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Collapse-Reported-at-5th-And-K-Streets-NW-257714411.html
Four buildings partially collapsed in northwest the. See. Friday afternoon, forcing a strip club's evacuation.
The club opened at noon Friday, and had eight dancers scheduled to perform a noon through 7 pm Shift.
This can go everywhere, but since here is where I got most of my monger buddies... Take heed!
" Prince George's County police say they will live tweet a prostitution sting.
Police won't say much about how it's going to go down. What is known is officers will take photos of suspected johns and give them some instant notoriety on Twitter.".
Read more: http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/25409225/prince-georges-co-police-to-live-tweet-prostitution-sting#ixzz30 atUTiT2.
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Collapse-Reported-at-5th-And-K-Streets-NW-257714411.html
Four buildings partially collapsed in northwest the. See. Friday afternoon, forcing a strip club's evacuation.
The club opened at noon Friday, and had eight dancers scheduled to perform a noon through 7 pm Shift.Or maybe a smoking-hot lap dance?
Md Curious2
05-03-14, 09:59
Or maybe a smoking-hot lap dance?What a joke. Louise Rouge / Cloakroom on the historic preservation list. Sounds like a funny tax break to me. I remember Louise had the same old fashion red light bulbs around the stage for years. I remember one girl would put her lips around the bulb acting like she was waxing the "trailer hitch". There were hystorical moments. The asian dancers.Cindy / Candy / Lilly /. The memories should be preserved. I bet cheap materials were used. Underpining while a building is occupied. Unbelievable. Anything for a buck.
This can go everywhere, but since here is where I got most of my monger buddies... Take heed!
" Prince George's County police say they will live tweet a prostitution sting.
Police won't say much about how it's going to go down. What is known is officers will take photos of suspected johns and give them some instant notoriety on Twitter.".
Read more: http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/25409225/prince-georges-co-police-to-live-tweet-prostitution-sting#ixzz30 atUTiT2."We just put a dent in the human trafficking business without making one arrest." Yeah right!
http://dccrimestories.com/promoted-live-tweet-prostitution-sting-yields-zero-arrests/
I returned to E.I. On Friday around 3:30 P and it was much livelier than my last visit a few Saturdays prior. The club was packed with dancers and patrons. I got my usual spot by the wall near the DJ booth (never by choice but it's usually the only wall spot available when I'm there). I got a few dances from the thick / shapely strippers in the building. I don't remember their names. Sometimes I want to wait to see how the strippers dance for the other patrons before I agree. Like the one I saw giving a lackadaisical lapdance AND texting in her phone the entire time. Eh, I'll definitely pass.
VIP was open again but I wasn't getting any luck with the dancers I asked. Except for an annoying skinny stripper who approached me about two or three times for tips, lapdances, or a VIP visit. She must have really needed cash but I passed repeatedly anyway. I eventually ran into Thunder, the busty cute stripper from my last visit, and she showed me a great time in VIP. I don't know what happened to cause this, but they are strict about no phones in VIP now. Mine was confiscated at the register before entering.
Midnight Majic
05-20-14, 16:12
One of the dancers was recorded while in VIP and it was sent to her boyfriend.
Not an ideal situation.
One of the dancers was recorded while in VIP and it was sent to her boyfriend.
Not an ideal situation.Wow...that's some bitchmade shit.
Phatassluva
05-24-14, 08:50
One of the dancers was recorded while in VIP and it was sent to her boyfriend.
Not an ideal situation.Which dancer was it?
Midnight Majic
05-25-14, 07:09
Which dancer was it?I don't know. But it seems it was a set up. It appears to have been done.
To prove she's a ho. Rumor has it that his boy did it.
Phatassluva
05-25-14, 15:07
I don't know. But it seems it was a set up. It appears to have been done.
To prove she's a ho. Rumor has it that his boy did it.Sad... Man there's no way in hell I would ever let one of those idiots at EI hold my phone. Management there is terrible as I've stated before. My phone is way to valuable to me to out it in one of their hands.
Outandabout
06-15-14, 13:31
With the board so quiet and word out that more action was to be had at clubs other than EI, I was a little concerned. I stopped in Sunday evening and was quite disappointed in the level of talent and enthusiasm. Boring. But I decided to come back for a Wed afternoon and was well rewarded for my efforts. A lovely young lady who goes by Amber entertained me quite well.
I then returned for a Friday evening session. Initially, I was not initially impressed but as it got later a few new ladies showed up. I spent a few dollars at the rail with one of them and then went to the back row for some dances with her. A fine time was had. At the end, I learned she goes by little Bit. Quite nice looking and a handful in the lap.
Outandabout.
I was having a nice time getting a dance in the corner seat right next to the VIP room, then a really large heavy set gentlemen wanted to go in and I got up to move so he could pass but he didn't seem satisfied and the largest heavy woman of all the service staff at EI made me move and find another seat. I got up and left the dance area I was really pissed because the place was packed and there were not similar seats available, the few open chairs were right around the stage; the dancer followed me outside and asked me to calm down and back, I did, but only for a minute to give her the dance tip plus a few bucks. She was nice. But I was pissed and rightly so IMHO because I been to EI many times in the last 2 years and people are always sitting there.
Anyhow, after 15 minutes and a beer outside I did return and sat on the opposite side of the stage and sure enough 30 minutes later another was in the exactly the spot I was removed from. I pointed this out to the large heavyset woman that originally told me to move. She looked at the guy and says to me that I was really "all the way in the corner" and he wasn't. BS I said. He was in exactly the same spot. I don't think its the first time I've had issues with that gargantuan.
On the other hand, the older woman with grey hair, she is really nice and I tip her $2 for a $5 beer and she said thank you 5 times.
Dancers were good, off to a slow start around 4, but more girls showed up about 5:30.
BigSmalls69
06-22-14, 01:19
I'm headed to the DC. area in August, can anyone tell me what the best club is for "extras" I'm from Detroit.
Original Man 78
06-22-14, 09:51
PM me for details.
I'm headed to the DC. area in August, can anyone tell me what the best club is for "extras" I'm from Detroit.
Has anyone been to those private lap dance parties hosted by someone named BJ in be'more and other parts of MD (bjsprivateparties.com)? He seems to also throw TCGBC-type parties as well.
Drunker Irish
07-07-14, 09:36
I was having a nice time getting a dance in the corner seat right next to the VIP room, then a really large heavy set gentlemen wanted to go in and I got up to move so he could pass but he didn't seem satisfied and the largest heavy woman of all the service staff at EI made me move and find another seat. I got up and left the dance area I was really pissed because the place was packed and there were not similar seats available, the few open chairs were right around the stage; the dancer followed me outside and asked me to calm down and back, I did, but only for a minute to give her the dance tip plus a few bucks. She was nice. But I was pissed and rightly so IMHO because I been to EI many times in the last 2 years and people are always sitting there.Know the feeling. I was sitting in the corner by the wall by the exit by the stage. I leave to the VIP room, but leave my bag of food on the table to save my place. I come back out and a big guy is sitting in my space and my food is in the bag on the floor. I walk over and he hands me my food. WTF? Dude, seriously? I guess corners are primo spots, but the club wasn't that full and there are other spots. I guess he thought this 'outsider' was in 'his' spot. Who knows.
Called itself DC's #1 gents club. Neighborhood residents extremely hostile to it.
"We hear that a U.S. Marshall is currently [on the morning of July 17] overseeing the eviction of JP’s Lounge (2412 Wisconsin Ave.). The strip club’s belongings span the sidewalk space from Z-Burger (2414 Wisconsin Ave.) down to Heads & Nails (2352 Wisconsin Ave.), an eyewitness reports.
The club had filed for bankruptcy protection on June 20, but Judge S. Martin Teel dismissed the case on July 2. JP’s corporate holding company, BJ Enterprises, had sought to represent itself in the suit, but that is not allowed in bankruptcy court."
http://hyperlocalgp.wordpress.com/2014/07/17/jps-is-being-evicted-right-now-sources-say/
True story: my first time was with a woman who danced at JP's many, many years ago, so pour one out for this sad news. I haven't been back in at least 10 years, but liked knowing the place was there.
JPs had a memorial candle out front today with a hand writter sign: JPs, RIP 2012-2014. In actuality, that was only the latest reincarnation. JPs has a much longer and mixed history prior to the fire that previously shut it down. It a shame that all the resources that went into its renovation have been lost. It's even more of a loss that Good Guys is now the only choice in the neighborhood. DC has lost the title of FunCity.
Is it worth going to for Extras? PM me.
Phatassluva
08-17-14, 10:52
It's been quiet as a mouse in here. I haven't ventured out in months. Is EI still the preferred option? Updates please. Thanks.
Is it worth going to for Extras? PM me.No need for a PM. Heck no. Occasionally decent stage shows, but that's about it.
It's been quiet as a mouse in here. I haven't ventured out in months. Is EI still the preferred option? Updates please. Thanks.I haven't been there in awhile but my guess would be yes.
Member #4917
08-18-14, 22:41
It's been quiet as a mouse in here. I haven't ventured out in months. Is EI still the preferred option? Updates please. Thanks.In this case let sleeping dogs lie, no news is good news.
Arrived early afternoon.
Pros:
Plenty of ladies.
Neighborhood: area seems ripe for some strolling or just post up by some of the local strip malls.
Cons:
$12 cover, for early afternoon?
No attention from the girls; I don't like coming to these joints and having to chase down / holla at girls like I'm in the regular club. 3-4 girls on stage with 1 or 2 dancing for customers and easily 3-4 just sitting on their rump, even after eye contact.
Girls were just ok, nothing stellar. I come to see big thick butts and or tits. Most girls were in shape but no curves to speak of really and nothing that qualified as a true spinner which for me is a must if you don't have butt or busts. I'm talking cute and under 5'1". Most were avg height with avg.
Looks.
Pg's finest was posted up inside. Real buzz kill.
Might return again later in evening if in town but nothing else poppin. Other than that, think I'll stick to the block for strip club fun.
Md Curious2
09-01-14, 18:36
Great labor day celebration at EI. Fantastic gas mileage. All relaxed for work tomorrow. MDC.
Great labor day celebration at EI. Fantastic gas mileage. All relaxed for work tomorrow. MDC.I've heard so many pro's and cons about EI that I've been teetering on going or not. I guess I'll just going to have to pull the trigger and see for myself. Any experienced frequenters, feel free to PM so I don't walk in their blind. Greatly appreciated.
Anybody have any info on Irving's or Mustang's? Not asking if take-out is available. Want info from a dancer perspective. Do they do decent business, ie is there money to be made, is it all lap dances, that type of stuff. Any info is appreciated. Thanks.
Anybody have any info on Irving's or Mustang's? Not asking if take-out is available. Want info from a dancer perspective. Do they do decent business, ie is there money to be made, is it all lap dances, that type of stuff. Any info is appreciated. Thanks.I've been to Mustangs (too) many times. Dancers there make most of their money from "wall" dances. Stage dances are topless only, and rarely do I see a dancer take in more than $5 during her three-song stage time. The wall dances are usually quite tame, but with the right dancer, and especially with one with whom you've developed a decent relationship, they can be somewhat decent. I've seen some dancers do many wall dances in a row with a single customer. That's where they make their money, me thinks.
I've read through the thread and apologize if I ask what seems like an obvious question. Are you welcome at the Ebony Inn if you're not black?
I love going to multiracial clubs, but I have to admit it looked frightening from the outside. Am I overreacting?
Tha X Facta
10-31-14, 22:02
I've read through the thread and apologize if I ask what seems like an obvious question. Are you welcome at the Ebony Inn if you're not black?
I love going to multiracial clubs, but I have to admit it looked frightening from the outside.
Am I overreacting?LoL, I know how you feel . . . I fear the police:
An officer pulled me over once for my taillight being out. I immediately put my hands out the window so he could see them.
I asked him if I could reach into my back pocket for my license and into my glove box for my insurance card.
He said I had nothing to worry about, but I was worried.
I had a busted taillight and no warrants, yet I was surrounded by four police cruisers.
We fear what we do not understand . . . . but I understood.
X . . . Was I overreacting?
(TrevorTt, go to page #8 and read from the bottom up.)
Drunker Irish
11-01-14, 07:46
I've read through the thread and apologize if I ask what seems like an obvious question. Are you welcome at the Ebony Inn if you're not black?
I love going to multiracial clubs, but I have to admit it looked frightening from the outside. Am I overreacting?I went as "lilly white" as can be with khaki pants and polo shirts and no problems from anyone. Everybody was really nice, no problems from dancers to barbecue place next door. The only "incident" was I left to the 'boxed wine room" also known as the champagne room and some dude took my primo corner seat and handed me my bag filled with BBQ. Yeah, dude that was my seat. But whatever. He was HUGE, me not so much. So 'let' him have the seat.
Maybe I'm just like that, walk in with confidence as everybody knows why you are there. Might be some resentment that you've wandered into an area where you don't belong. But nobody gave me a hint of that and most importantly girls were really nice. Not like how sometimes you can go to a club like Camelot and find more than one stuck up dancer who only goes to the regulars.
I've read through the thread and apologize if I ask what seems like an obvious question. Are you welcome at the Ebony Inn if you're not black?
I love going to multiracial clubs, but I have to admit it looked frightening from the outside. Am I overreacting?Let me begin this by stating that I am black. I have been to every strip club in Prince George's County. White guys are welcome, and no one discriminates. If you have $$, then the girls will love you. If you are not an obnoxious thug, other patrons will accept you. Frankly, you will likely face a much larger risk of an "incident" if you walk into a local blue collar bar in a white blue collar neighborhood in Bmore, and try to hit on / chat up a local gal.
Also, a club owner's dream is to have a diverse clientele. You will be looked after.
Drknsmooth
11-03-14, 15:04
I've read through the thread and apologize if I ask what seems like an obvious question. Are you welcome at the Ebony Inn if you're not black?
I love going to multiracial clubs, but I have to admit it looked frightening from the outside. Am I overreacting?You'll be fine at EI man. Trust and believe. Just act like you belong.
Syck Daddy
01-15-15, 20:55
No reports since November. Is EI still pop on weekdays? Last time I was there I made the mistake of going during the evening shift on a Saturday. It was just before midnight and I figured there would be even better looking girls there then because I would see them com in as I was leaving during one of my rare daytime trips. Low and behold I got the laziest crop of dancers ever! And they weren't as good looking as the girls on the daysift which is wierd to me. The few girls I wanted dances from were all monoplized by other patrons and the two dancers I did get seem to have zero energy or intrset at all. There are very few times I leave a strip club with a mostly full wallet and this was one of them. That sucks.
Guido For Life
01-24-15, 15:57
No reports since November. Is EI still pop on weekdays? Last time I was there I made the mistake of going during the evening shift on a Saturday. It was just before midnight and I figured there would be even better looking girls there then because I would see them com in as I was leaving during one of my rare daytime trips. Low and behold I got the laziest crop of dancers ever! And they weren't as good looking as the girls on the daysift which is wierd to me. The few girls I wanted dances from were all monoplized by other patrons and the two dancers I did get seem to have zero energy or intrset at all. There are very few times I leave a strip club with a mostly full wallet and this was one of them. That sucks.I went to EI on a Friday night after work. Girls had a foul vag stench. Not were remotely attractive. Left after 20 minutes. Headed up to bmore. Not as mileage but at least those girls bathe regularly.
Tha X Facta
01-25-15, 11:20
I went to EI on a Friday night after work. Girls had a foul vag stench. Not were remotely attractive. Left after 20 minutes. Headed up to bmore. Not as mileage but at least those girls bathe regularly."It's better for people to think you are ignorant than to write it down and confirm it."
X . . . SMDH
I went to EI on a Friday night after work. Girls had a foul vag stench. Not were remotely attractive. Left after 20 minutes. Headed up to bmore. Not as mileage but at least those girls bathe regularly.We all make our fair share of typo's, but you actually miss words as well. I am sure Bmore has much better girls than DC.
Anyone know of can clubs that will a good TV showing Super Bowl. Only one I can think that have TVs is Fuego. Any other ones?
Home Grown12
01-30-15, 00:15
Funny part is when the MD Councilwoman starts stuttering about no knowing about x, why, z.
http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/27979226/fox-5-investigates-dangerous-world-of-sex-trafficking
Funny part is when the MD Councilwoman starts stuttering about no knowing about x, why, z.
http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/27979226/fox-5-investigates-dangerous-world-of-sex-traffickingIt has been a while since I've been to Fuegos. I've seen many women in Fuegos that are there as guests to watch the show, and I've never seen anyone pull on them or otherwise proposition them in an aggressive manner. It's odd that there is no video of this. Sex trafficking is wrong, and Fuegos does have some women that are relatively new to the USA However, I think that Styles is a hammer, and anytime that she sees any type of sex or adult industry activity, she's sees it as sex trafficking (her nail).
I cannot Imagine an undercover investigation actually spotting underage girls and not immediately calling the police. That defies logic, especially if the investigation is part of a news program involving a sex trafficking advocate that was geared to stop trafficking and child exploitation.
Md Curious2
01-30-15, 18:10
Funny part is when the MD Councilwoman starts stuttering about no knowing about x, why, z.
http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/27979226/fox-5-investigates-dangerous-world-of-sex-traffickingI saw this clip and could not believe that a news reporter openly admitted to filming people inside an establishment. Then showed the film. This was not outside on the street. This was on private property. Don't they need a release from people on the video. Sounds like a LAW suite to me. Just keeping it 100. Always trying to destroy successful businesses in PG county. Where else are people like me and the X FACTA going to set up shop. LOL. MDC.
Md Curious2
01-30-15, 18:16
"It's better for people to think you are ignorant than to write it down and confirm it."
X . . . SMDHLet me see. He arrives after work. Girls probably been working for about let say three hours by then. The girls are probably a little sweaty by then. That why I get there early when I can. I would imagine after work some of the guys are giving off some fragrances too. I don't think I saw a shower, just wet ones. After a few hours I can't smell anything anyway. Just saying. MDC.
Tha X Facta
01-30-15, 20:41
Let me see. He arrives after work. Girls probably been working for about let say three hours by then. The girls are probably a little sweaty by then. That why I get there early when I can. I would imagine after work some of the guys are giving off some fragrances too. I don't think I saw a shower, just wet ones. After a few hours I can't smell anything anyway. Just saying. MDC.The E.I. is disappointed & he'll be sorely missed.
Guido For Life,
363603
Scratch & Sniff
X . . . Only the nose knows
Pizzlepro02
01-31-15, 23:29
This human trafficking / sex slavery crusade is what's killin the p4 p scene in the DMV! I'm all for preventin exploitation, kidnappin, etc. , but those issues have nothin to do w / adult females choosin to dance in a SC or 2 adults choosin to enjoy each other's company for whatever reason!
My favorite quote from the video was that when the reporters went into Fuegos & Irving's they 'basically saw prositution happenin everywhere'! BULLSHIT! Frankly, as much as I wish those 2 clubs had even decent mileage, they ABSOLUTELY DO NOT! Irvings hasn't even had a VIP room in like 2 yrs! I haven't been in Fuegos in a while, but I seem to remember security actually watchin everythin that goes on in the small VIP area. Now the part about the neighbors around Irving's seein people gettin down in cars & condoms on the street WAS true back in like '05, but Irving's hasn't been like that for a very long time.
This poor excuse for reportin is a prime example of why the goal of all anti-sex trafficking agenda is just to stroke the egos of the self-righteous & not to help people. As DS said, if the reporters found any underage girls in these clubs or saw a female bein forced to do anything, how could these spots still be operatin today?
It seems that this shitty economy still leaves people w / too much time on their hands.
It has been a while since I've been to Fuegos. I've seen many women in Fuegos that are there as guests to watch the show, and I've never seen anyone pull on them or otherwise proposition them in an aggressive manner. It's odd that there is no video of this. Sex trafficking is wrong, and Fuegos does have some women that are relatively new to the USA However, I think that Styles is a hammer, and anytime that she sees any type of sex or adult industry activity, she's sees it as sex trafficking (her nail).
I cannot Imagine an undercover investigation actually spotting underage girls and not immediately calling the police. That defies logic, especially if the investigation is part of a news program involving a sex trafficking advocate that was geared to stop trafficking and child exploitation.
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