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[Analystgreene]

I guess I will start the ball rolling. I seen passion/chocolate about a month ago. She ask alot but I got her down to 60. Older sister that was just okay.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/chocolate-chocolate-chocolate-26/3277252

[Vdrio]

I will help out. I have seen Pinky a few times. Not too bad. Looks very good in person. Kinda ghetto but we don't do this for the personalities.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/xxxpinky-iz-my-name-my-gamexxx-20/3133132

[Cavetroll]

I already have a review up for Penny, but I will recap here.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/unforgettable-and-gorgeous-exotic-asian-gfe-penny-22/2474206

Good gfe service, unrushed, nothing at all like the pics (but still a cute thai spinner). Took a bunch of back and forth calls and bs to get to the location. Was sent to a decoy and then sent to the actual place. Service was worth it, though.

[Member #4917]

Nice move Admin,BP has become a force to be recon with.

I have seen "Cherry" a few times over the last year or so...she moves around in a wheel chair,but once she gets up on that bed youre good to go.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/its-not-as-wet-out-side-as-it-is-inside-mecum-get-my-warm-sexy-specials-70/3284026

Any one have any info on this one...i have tried setting something up with her a few times,but she seems shifty and shady.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ready-nowbabe-have-me-just-how-ur-mind-imagine-thick-red-pretty-facetightwett-gfe-25/3255924

Thanks Fellas

[Vdrio]

This girl was ok. Seems a little old to be in college and she has definitely been around the block once or twice. Price is a little high for the looks and the service. Did do bbbj though, which is a plus.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/you-young-hot-blonde-late-night-one-helluva-good-time-available-all-night-25/3238775

[Drkrider]

Smith,

I've visited Nicki. She's a parttimer. She was difficult to catch up with..lot's of calls back and forth waiting for her to get back to her apartment. She's larger than she appears in the pics and has a "baby stomach". She's a 5/10. She is freaky however, BBBJ no rush, lots of real dirty talk and enjoys the feeling of cum everywhere on her body.

Rates are negotiable. .80/30min.

Drkrider

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ready-nowbabe-have-me-just-how-ur-mind-imagine-thick-red-pretty-facetightwett-gfe-25/3255924



Nice move Admin,BP has become a force to be recon with.

I have seen "Cherry" a few times over the last year or so...she moves around in a wheel chair,but once she gets up on that bed youre good to go.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/its-not-as-wet-out-side-as-it-is-inside-mecum-get-my-warm-sexy-specials-70/3284026

Any one have any info on this one...i have tried setting something up with her a few times,but she seems shifty and shady.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ready-nowbabe-have-me-just-how-ur-mind-imagine-thick-red-pretty-facetightwett-gfe-25/3255924

Thanks Fellas

[Member #4917]

Thanks Drkrider.

I will stay on this case like Matlock.


Smith,

I've visited Nicki. She's a parttimer. She was difficult to catch up with..lot's of calls back and forth waiting for her to get back to her apartment. She's larger than she appears in the pics and has a "baby stomach". She's a 5/10. She is freaky however, BBBJ no rush, lots of real dirty talk and enjoys the feeling of cum everywhere on her body.

Rates are negotiable. .80/30min.

Drkrider

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ready-nowbabe-have-me-just-how-ur-mind-imagine-thick-red-pretty-facetightwett-gfe-25/3255924

[Drunker Irish]

This is a legit provider, pics are pretty accurate. Thick booty, but good. Enhanced D's, which are quite nice. She is on the loop periodically.

So your service will be more loop than GFE, which is basically wham-bam, thank you ma'am.

Goes by Lisa

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hott-and-sexy-itallion-blonde-lovely-lisa-21/2929713

[Trick Williams]

This is a legit provider, pics are pretty accurate. Thick booty, but good. Enhanced D's, which are quite nice. She is on the loop periodically.

So your service will be more loop than GFE, which is basically wham-bam, thank you ma'am.

Goes by Lisa

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hott-and-sexy-itallion-blonde-lovely-lisa-21/2929713

The famous Kitty!!!..Ok provider but your probably better off scoopin her on the loop.. For you cats that like a "gfe".. The kid wouldnt recommend.

[Bunker Buster]

This girl was ok. Seems a little old to be in college and she has definitely been around the block once or twice. Price is a little high for the looks and the service. Did do bbbj though, which is a plus.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/you-young-hot-blonde-late-night-one-helluva-good-time-available-all-night-25/3238775She's gone by a bunch of different names, but the AIM contact is the same, as are the pix. Search on the other board for reviews, although one person said it's not the same person using Crystal's old contact info. I saw her about 3-4 years ago, and thought she was decent at the time.

Was the girl you met the same one in the pix?

[Vdrio]

She's gone by a bunch of different names, but the AIM contact is the same, as are the pix. Search on the other board for reviews, although one person said it's not the same person using Crystal's old contact info. I saw her about 3-4 years ago, and thought she was decent at the time.

Was the girl you met the same one in the pix?Yes, it was definitely the same girl in the pics. Not bad looking at all. She is just a bit older in person than her pics would lead you to believe.

[Syck Daddy]

Hi! I've only discovered this site recently and I'm very disappointed that I had not found it sooner. I'm a long time loop vet of about 12 years since about 98.

Now I'll cut to the chase, has anyone seen these girls yet?

CuTe & CuRvy . . , . BiG BoOty . . . . BLoNdE CaLi. GiRL - 24
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cute-and-curvy-big-booty-blonde-cali-girl-24/3274097

SeXxXy BiG B(O)(O)TY BLoNde!! {*{TaN & SmOoTh CuRvEs}*} ~S P E C I A L S*~ ! {* G * F * E *} - 22
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexxxy-big-booty-blonde-tan-and-smooth-curves-s-p-e-c-i-a-l-s-g-f-e-22/3308040

100% X rated / gfe escort / dancer / party entertainer / porn movie model / 100% x rated - 27
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-x-rated-gfe-escort-dancer-party-entertainer-porn-movie-model-100-x-rated-27/3299363

Come see the best.. Or Let Me Come To You! Upscale Ebony Professional .. - 26
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-see-the-best-or-let-me-come-to-you-upscale-ebony-professional-26/2270913

I've never been with an incall girl and wanted to try these. Any help would be appreciated.

Thanx!

[Member #4917]

Hi! I've only discovered this site recently and I'm very disappointed that I had not found it sooner. I'm a long time loop vet of about 12 years since about 98.

Now I'll cut to the chase, has anyone seen these girls yet?

CuTe & CuRvy . . , . BiG BoOty . . . . BLoNdE CaLi. GiRL - 24
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cute-and-curvy-big-booty-blonde-cali-girl-24/3274097

SeXxXy BiG B(O)(O)TY BLoNde!! {*{TaN & SmOoTh CuRvEs}*} ~S P E C I A L S*~ ! {* G * F * E *} - 22
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexxxy-big-booty-blonde-tan-and-smooth-curves-s-p-e-c-i-a-l-s-g-f-e-22/3308040

100% X rated / gfe escort / dancer / party entertainer / porn movie model / 100% x rated - 27
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-x-rated-gfe-escort-dancer-party-entertainer-porn-movie-model-100-x-rated-27/3299363

Come see the best.. Or Let Me Come To You! Upscale Ebony Professional .. - 26
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-see-the-best-or-let-me-come-to-you-upscale-ebony-professional-26/2270913

I've never been with an incall girl and wanted to try these. Any help would be appreciated.

Thanx!A 12 year Vet with no incall experienceyou just keep it in the streets huh son.

[Syck Daddy]

A 12 year Vet with no incall experienceyou just keep it in the streets huh son.That would be nice IF IT DIDN'T SUCK! I've completely lost hope in it and I'm changing direction. Waiting til 3 or 4 in the morning for the same 5 or 6 broads has not been worth it. Back when I started, the only problem I had was who to go with cause there was so many good looking ones and they had less attitude. Now it's take what you can get if you can get it.

[Cavetroll]

Hi! I've only discovered this site recently and I'm very disappointed that I had not found it sooner. I'm a long time loop vet of about 12 years since about 98.

Now I'll cut to the chase, has anyone seen these girls yet?

CuTe & CuRvy . . , . BiG BoOty . . . . BLoNdE CaLi. GiRL - 24
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cute-and-curvy-big-booty-blonde-cali-girl-24/3274097

SeXxXy BiG B(O)(O)TY BLoNde!! {*{TaN & SmOoTh CuRvEs}*} ~S P E C I A L S*~ ! {* G * F * E *} - 22
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexxxy-big-booty-blonde-tan-and-smooth-curves-s-p-e-c-i-a-l-s-g-f-e-22/3308040

100% X rated / gfe escort / dancer / party entertainer / porn movie model / 100% x rated - 27
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-x-rated-gfe-escort-dancer-party-entertainer-porn-movie-model-100-x-rated-27/3299363

Come see the best.. Or Let Me Come To You! Upscale Ebony Professional .. - 26
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-see-the-best-or-let-me-come-to-you-upscale-ebony-professional-26/2270913

I've never been with an incall girl and wanted to try these. Any help would be appreciated.

Thanx!I will save the seniors some time:

If you are new, untested, have no reports, and no posts don't bother asking for intel! Read the goddamn forum, take some chances, and find your own talent before asking for anything!

EDITOR's NOTE: This report was originally written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING and thus it was edited to
normal case lettering. In the future, please do not write reports in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING. Thanks!

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Hi Cavetroll,

I sincerely appreciate your contributions to the forum, but...

Would you please refrain from WRITING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!

It's difficult to read and it's time consuming to fix.

On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: Thank You!

Jackson

[Pimp Trick]

Mongers,

Be careful how you write. Pimp Trick is the most censored member on the forum. I feel like I am back in grade school.

Well to this post. I think I know this SW Monger. I know you might have seen the PT on the scene.

I have been with two of the four. I think they have reviews within these forums. It is just a matter of searching before everything is all over the place.

With the hardware upgrade, it should be easier to search for forum intel.

Well, PT hoping that Jackson allows me to graduate from 1st grade grammar. I am tired of getting set back from Freedom of Speech. Hahaha.

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Hi Pimp Trick,

Apparently you missed an important day in civics class, so let me enlighten you.

"Freedom of Speech" is a constitutional protection of a citizen's right to speak out against the government, and as such it is a restriction on government activities attempting to curtail this right.

However, this forum is a private enterprise, and as such I cannot be compelled to publish whatever you choose to post, much in the same way as the New York Times cannot be compelled to publish every letter you might choose to send to their editor.

What I do in my forum is not called censorship, it's called editing, and it is a necessary function and the responsibility of every publisher who wishes to maintain an organized publication.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Pimp Trick]

Pimp Trick has been KNIGHTED. I have never got a message from Jackson in the forum. Thank you for the history lesson and knowledge. I wish we could chat more. I would like to be an effective writer and give better information to the forum. I do try to keep inline with your edits, so that you do not have to edit me much. Other then the occasion outbursts from there to here. I try to keep it USGF status quo.

Pimp Trick is a little happy that Jackson is his Editor. Now, it is time to get those Spidey pictures and hope he does not J. Jonah Jameson. He was no joke as an Editor. Thank you J. Jonah Jackson and the USASGF Daily Monger private enterprise. LOL.

Pimp IN Trick OUT.

On the PS note. Oh Mongers. Did anyone hear about the BP stings in Greenbelt. It seems the Notel went states evidence and telling on escorts. My thoughts are they must be using filtering with the Notel internet to catch the information. I am still gathering intel.


Mongers,

Be careful how you write. Pimp Trick is the most censored member on the forum. I feel like I am back in grade school.

Well to this post. I think I know this SW Monger. I know you might have seen the PT on the scene.

I have been with two of the four. I think they have reviews within these forums. It is just a matter of searching before everything is all over the place.

With the hardware upgrade, it should be easier to search for forum intel.

Well, PT hoping that Jackson allows me to graduate from 1st grade grammar. I am tired of getting set back from Freedom of Speech. Hahaha.

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Hi Pimp Trick,

Apparently you missed an important day in civics class, so let me enlighten you.

"Freedom of Speech" is a constitutional protection of a citizen's right to speak out against the government, and as such it is a restriction on government activities attempting to curtail this right.

However, this forum is a private enterprise, and as such I cannot be compelled to publish whatever you choose to post, much in the same way as the New York Times cannot be compelled to publish every letter you might choose to send to their editor.

What I do in my forum is not called censorship, it's called editing, and it is a necessary function and the responsibility of every publisher who wishes to maintain an organized publication.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Drkrider]

Gentlemen,

Any one have any info on these providers?


http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-out-and-play-on-this-creamy-wesnday/3324785

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exteem-s-q-u-r-t-i-n-g-sexii-ebony-barbie-doll-last-night-downtown-21/3266416

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/leaving-soon-busty-baby-doll-wet-fun-toy-play-dont-miss-this-22/3279741


Thanks,

[I Am The City]

The first one is legit. Looks like the pics, decent action, but nothing to write home about. Soft, nice booty tho. LOL. She has a good personality, but you can tell she is about the money. She tries to hide it but. You get the point.

P.S. Cool tat on her ass too.


Gentlemen,

Any one have any info on these providers?


http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-out-and-play-on-this-creamy-wesnday/3324785

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exteem-s-q-u-r-t-i-n-g-sexii-ebony-barbie-doll-last-night-downtown-21/3266416

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/leaving-soon-busty-baby-doll-wet-fun-toy-play-dont-miss-this-22/3279741


Thanks,

[Pimp Trick]

I have been with Precious before she got bootilicious. She was much smaller and just drop the bun from the oven. PT will not comment on the session. I really see that things are different for me then other mongers on the board.

The second is over priced and ghetto look for me. Who is going to monger droopy tit-ties.

The third is on my hit list. I am trying to get a schedule, but others are chiming for the PT funds. Plus, I am still dealing with my. 2 track. LOL.


Gentlemen,

Any one have any info on these providers?

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-out-and-play-on-this-creamy-wesnday/3324785

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exteem-s-q-u-r-t-i-n-g-sexii-ebony-barbie-doll-last-night-downtown-21/3266416

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/leaving-soon-busty-baby-doll-wet-fun-toy-play-dont-miss-this-22/3279741

Thanks,

[Pimp Trick]

I was asked by some mongers what is considered a good BP donation.

I ponder this thought. I was like Holy Crap Batman. I just been Riddle by the Riddler.

So Boy Wonder Monger came up with this thought.

15 - .8
30 - $
60 - $.5

Those would be my baseline for good rates.

Mongers, please chime in and let me know your thoughts.

Bat IN Monger OUT

[Analystgreene]

I am cheap so I am a little lower:

15- 50-60
30- 80-90

I can't bring myself to brak that 100 mark.


I was asked by some mongers what is considered a good BP donation.

I ponder this thought. I was like Holy Crap Batman. I just been Riddle by the Riddler.

So Boy Wonder Monger came up with this thought.

15 - .8
30 - $
60 - $.5

Those would be my baseline for good rates.

Mongers, please chime in and let me know your thoughts.

Bat IN Monger OUT

[Drewsky66]

I was asked by some mongers what is considered a good BP donation.

I ponder this thought. I was like Holy Crap Batman. I just been Riddle by the Riddler.

So Boy Wonder Monger came up with this thought.

15 - .8
30 - $
60 - $.5

Those would be my baseline for good rates.

Mongers, please chime in and let me know your thoughts.

Bat IN Monger OUT

I agree except I would say the hr rate would be $.6 I know, only a jackson difference.

Im my Opinion the 15 is normally under $. 30 is under $.2, and hr is under $$.


Drew

[Tha X Facta]

I am cheap so I am a little lower:
15- 50-60
30- 80-90
I can't bring myself to brake that 100 mark.I'm feelin you on that.
I usually bargain 15-.8 to 15-.6 and then stretch out the session.

Out of curiosity though:
What more does one get for 60 at $.5, as opposed to 30 at $?

The only time I did 60 at $.5 was at an amp! (Actually 60 for $.6)
A massage, a romp, a wipe down; then a kiss on the cheek and a mint! :)

Wants are a dangerous thing because they cloud judgement and affect the wallet in a very negative way.
But then:
The value of something is the price someone is willing to pay for it.

[A John]

don't forget the bottle of water :)



I'm feelin you on that.
A massage, a romp, a wipe down; then a kiss on the cheek and a mint! :)

[Tha X Facta]

don't forget the bottle of water :)Hell, sometimes a shot of mouthwash to freshin the palate. :D

[Vdrio]

I was asked by some mongers what is considered a good BP donation.

I ponder this thought. I was like Holy Crap Batman. I just been Riddle by the Riddler.

So Boy Wonder Monger came up with this thought.

15 - .8
30 - $
60 - $.5

Those would be my baseline for good rates.

Mongers, please chime in and let me know your thoughts.

Bat IN Monger OUTI think those rates are about right. If you become something of a regular, I have found that the rates go down anyway because of familiarity. And you get some extras thrown in for good measure.

[Jenar]

Has anyone come across lactating ladies?

Please PM me & I greatly appreciate that.

[Game Ova]

I am cheap so I am a little lower:

15- 50-60
30- 80-90

I can't bring myself to brak that 100 mark.

I'm the same way. Since the normal rate is .8 for 15, I won't go higher than that.

[Mac Jones]

Leilani is visiting this week until Friday.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-and-sexyitalian-n-puerto-rican-mixed-playmate-new-to-town-24/3356867

Bottom line, I'm a fan. I'd repeat, and yes I recommend her.
Wrote a review in the escorts section.

After snagging her pic from the ad...maybe her name is Melanie but she emphasizes the "LAN" (rhymes with lawn) so I misheard it?

[Gbbrt]

Saw Kali Dreams Yesterday. Simple 2 call system, very sweet on the phone. Got to her incall spot in Largo, and was very happy with what I saw. I like my women tall, and she was dressed up had on stripper heels, and a hot pink outfit that did not hide much. We chatted for a while, placed the donation on the table, and got comfortable. My session was a quickie, but as we got started knew I should have booked her longer. Got on the bed, she got up on me in the reverse cowgirl position so I had a good look at the pussy, then started with rubbing her pussy up and down my dick. I started to finger her while she continued. Covered up then she did a great CBJ. Had her Cowgirl up, then we switched and finished to K9, After I cleaned up, we spoke to her for a while. This girl is a keeper. I will be seeing her again, and again, and again.

[Drewsky66]

I saw this sexy thick cutie today in Largo. I called her and she was available this afternoon.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/click-here-if-you-can-handle-50-of-sweet-juicy-peach-100-thick-and-wet-24/3266844

I met her in the hallway and we went to her room. We talked for a bit and I went to wash my hands. came out and I got comfortable. She was wearing that pink lipstick/liploss for me ( I requested). She is short and has a pretty nice big butt, and some soft DDD's.I kissed her soft lipps and I laid back on the bed and she kissed my body and gave a nice BBBJ, that was slow and moist! She teased me a bit too. She has her kitty pierced. I wanted some Doggie, and thats where the session mostly lasted. I popped while hitting it from the back......

We chatted and she showed me some pictures of her when she was bigger, she said she has lost 30 lbs. There was no rush at all. I will probably repeat, when I get a chance.



Drew

[Andret1001]

I saw her at her apartment back in December.

She is bigger than the pics suggest.

She is very horny and prefers BB all the way.

Loves anal


Nice move Admin,BP has become a force to be recon with.

I have seen "Cherry" a few times over the last year or so...she moves around in a wheel chair,but once she gets up on that bed youre good to go.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/its-not-as-wet-out-side-as-it-is-inside-mecum-get-my-warm-sexy-specials-70/3284026

Any one have any info on this one...i have tried setting something up with her a few times,but she seems shifty and shady.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ready-nowbabe-have-me-just-how-ur-mind-imagine-thick-red-pretty-facetightwett-gfe-25/3255924

Thanks Fellas

[lookinginco4]

Guys, TOFTT on Backpage and unfortunately she was cash and dash. In this post, she went by the name of sindy, phone number 443-295-3375.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/i-love-to-meet-and-have-fun-ebony-hottt-100-outcall-specials-26/3317520

Took the money and ran.

[Mac Jones]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/available-now-blonde-luscious-sexy-blonde-bombshell-all-night-20/3252884

Meh. Wouldn't repeat.

[Joseleche]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/available-now-blonde-luscious-sexy-blonde-bombshell-all-night-20/3252884

Meh. Wouldn't repeat.

Her feet alone would keep me away!

[Bunker Buster]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/available-now-blonde-luscious-sexy-blonde-bombshell-all-night-20/3252884

Meh. Wouldn't repeat.I'd looked at her ad a dozen times, and Googled all three numbers. Amazingly, one of them is a home phone with a NW DC address. Between that and the oThER board review, she seemed legit, and I had a friendly conversation with her over the phone.

She looks like a real GND cutie, and the price is right. If she was closer to me, I probably would have made the trip yesterday.

Anything in particular that turned you off. Hygiene, location, attitude?

Is she worth a stop-by for an 80/15 visit?

[Pizzlepro02]

DRK,

I've been out of the mix for a min, but saw your post and thought I'd chime in. I saw the second chick, Tiffany, and she was sorta whack. Her pics are hiding an unpleasant baby gut and the tits are quite droopy. Head game is proper, but her riding skills were nothin' to write home about.

Hope you didn't check her out or if you did I hope you had a better time.

Pizz out.


Gentlemen,

Any one have any info on these providers?

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-out-and-play-on-this-creamy-wesnday/3324785

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exteem-s-q-u-r-t-i-n-g-sexii-ebony-barbie-doll-last-night-downtown-21/3266416

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/leaving-soon-busty-baby-doll-wet-fun-toy-play-dont-miss-this-22/3279741

Thanks,

[Drkrider]

Thanks Pizzle,

I never went to check her out. Her rates seemed a little high and her ass is flat. Couldn't take the chance on the experience being whack.


DRK,

I've been out of the mix for a min, but saw your post and thought I'd chime in. I saw the second chick, Tiffany, and she was sorta whack. Her pics are hiding an unpleasant baby gut and the tits are quite droopy. Head game is proper, but her riding skills were nothin' to write home about.

Hope you didn't check her out or if you did I hope you had a better time.

Pizz out.

[Mac Jones]

Yup, worse in person.


Her feet alone would keep me away!

[Mac Jones]

Anything in particular that turned you off. Hygiene, location, attitude?

Is she worth a stop-by for an 80/15 visit?

I reviewed on ter too. Very bad hygeine, very laid back attitude, incall was pretty sketchy so I took her to my place. It's too bad her friend that takes her calls isn't a provider...I met her and she's pretty hot and clean looking. If you're really drunk and no other girl will answer the phone then I still wouldn't do it. I took one for y'all here. Listen to me now or believe me later, if girl would clean up (ALOT) she might be an ok provider someday. For now though I would have to see like 10 good reviews before I'd believe it.

[Mastabuck]

Gentlemen,

Any one have any info on these providers?
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http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/leaving-soon-busty-baby-doll-wet-fun-toy-play-dont-miss-this-22/3279741


Thanks,This chick was very hot, although a little bigger than what I expected, but she held it well and her body was tight.

She tried to talk that $$$ mess but I talked her down to the mid $$ and proceeded to get lots of becky and doggy. Would I do again? Not necessarily, I have had better and I have better options. Worth the visit? Absolutely.

P.S.

Don't ever believe the leaving soon BS.

[GiddyUpOrOff]

Had a dream I saw Elana.........when I visited DC.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/elena-sexy-latina-the-true-gfe-19/3218284

What an intense dream. 100% Real. 100% action. Offers two levels FS *** and WOW ***** Simply the best for such a young new provider.

Young, petite, tight and right. Like the Ever Ready Bunny. May very well be my ATF dream. She's visiting Fl this week, so I hope I get to dream again. She should be back to you soon.

Sooooooo..........worth the trip.

[Pimp Trick]

WOW. What has this board become?

Next, I will be in Monger Avatar mode.

Pimp Trick trolling BP for his new dream.


Had a dream I saw Elana.........when I visited DC.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/elena-sexy-latina-the-true-gfe-19/3218284

What an intense dream. 100% Real. 100% action. Offers two levels FS *** and WOW ***** Simply the best for such a young new provider.

Young, petite, tight and right. Like the Ever Ready Bunny. May very well be my ATF dream. She's visiting Fl this week, so I hope I get to dream again. She should be back to you soon.

Sooooooo..........worth the trip.

[Joseleche]

Had a dream I saw Elana.........when I visited DC.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/elena-sexy-latina-the-true-gfe-19/3218284

What an intense dream. 100% Real. 100% action. Offers two levels FS *** and WOW ***** Simply the best for such a young new provider.

Young, petite, tight and right. Like the Ever Ready Bunny. May very well be my ATF dream. She's visiting Fl this week, so I hope I get to dream again. She should be back to you soon.

Sooooooo..........worth the trip.

That is one helluva dream amigo! Thanks for sharing!!!

[Dre336]

Any intel on this one?

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/nutt-n-butt-azzzzzzzzz-27/3392448

The pics look good but I'm kinda skeptical on pics nowadays with some much fake shit out here.

[Va Ga]

Just got back from Boston and it was Great to say the least. Most every pro I meet had solid BJ skillz but none could make the second head disappear. That said the prices were higher than the norm but I did not regret a single session although there seemed to be a lot of tag teams (interested but don't want to fall into a cash and dash).

That said anyone can PM digits/link on a head doctor (not even looking for FS) who can make monsters of any size vanish in a single breath.

[Aaronarnett]

Was a treat. If you like bigger girls, then Hillary will take care of you.

I called, left no answer and she called back w/in 5 mins. Two call, and into the hotel. Decent location, normal chain hotel. Bit of a hassle as she has to come down to get you (key card needed, etc). Anyway, she is totally cool and true to pics on ads and website.

Hell of a BBBJ. Not kidding. Be ready. Lots of girls say they really love it or are nymphos and whatnot, but H Muff does seem eager and seems to enjoy it. Didn't get to DATY, but she said she loved doggie and I couldn't say no. Took it like a champ.

Well worth the trip ($ for half). She is funny and real. No rush and no upsell crap. One of the few providers that didn't touch at or even look at the donation until I was about to walk out of the door. Says it was her first trip to DC. Would repeat.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/saturday-night-live-with-hillary-muff-well-reviewed-naughy-girl-26/3416035

www.hillarymuff.escortsite.com

[Drunker Irish]

Just got back from Boston and it was Great to say the least. Most every pro I meet had solid BJ skillz but none could make the second head disappear. That said the prices were higher than the norm but I did not regret a single session although there seemed to be a lot of tag teams (interested but don't want to fall into a cash and dash).

That said anyone can PM digits/link on a head doctor (not even looking for FS) who can make monsters of any size vanish in a single breath.

She should be able to do the trick. Pics are outdated, but same girl. You can find her out on the streets for cheaper.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/thick-sexy-blond/3001760

[Va Ga]

Thanks Drunker Irish for the link will try the time frame you mentioned (tried to call but she may have ditched the number).

Also anyone seen Riley (just trying to arrange a backup):

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/in-heaven-anything-is-possible-wanna-come-outcallincall-25/3119847

Called to set something up for tomorrow but usually pretty girls are pretty bad performers but always good to look at so I brace myself (TOFTT). Please PM or post a heads up if I should stay away.

[Va Ga]

This girl was ok. Seems a little old to be in college and she has definitely been around the block once or twice. Price is a little high for the looks and the service. Did do bbbj though, which is a plus.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/you-young-hot-blonde-late-night-one-helluva-good-time-available-all-night-25/3238775I apologise for wasting peps time earlier (recent sent out an info request for Riley).
Anyway thanks for the heads up.

Should have RTDF (remember to look harder next time).

Anyway would you repeat?

[Wasntme]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/available-now-blonde-luscious-sexy-blonde-bombshell-all-night-20/3252884

Meh. Wouldn't repeat.

I'd looked at her ad a dozen times, and Googled all three numbers. Amazingly, one of them is a home phone with a NW DC address. Between that and the oThER board review, she seemed legit, and I had a friendly conversation with her over the phone.

She looks like a real GND cutie, and the price is right. If she was closer to me, I probably would have made the trip yesterday.

Anything in particular that turned you off. Hygiene, location, attitude?

Is she worth a stop-by for an 80/15 visit?
I reviewed on ter too. Very bad hygeine, very laid back attitude, incall was pretty sketchy so I took her to my place. It's too bad her friend that takes her calls isn't a provider...I met her and she's pretty hot and clean looking. If you're really drunk and no other girl will answer the phone then I still wouldn't do it. I took one for y'all here. Listen to me now or believe me later, if girl would clean up (ALOT) she might be an ok provider someday. For now though I would have to see like 10 good reviews before I'd believe it.


I called about 3 weeks ago. A dude answered the phone, I asked for her and he said she was out. Not sure if he was management - he wasnt necessarily rude, but not very polite either. Anyway, I kinda got turned off by the whole thing. I got a call the next day from the number and ignored it. Glad to see I didnt waste my time

[AllRight999]

Thanks Drunker Irish for the link will try the time frame you mentioned (tried to call but she may have ditched the number).

Also anyone seen Riley (just trying to arrange a backup):

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/in-heaven-anything-is-possible-wanna-come-outcallincall-25/3119847

Called to set something up for tomorrow but usually pretty girls are pretty bad performers but always good to look at so I brace myself (TOFTT). Please PM or post a heads up if I should stay away.It looks like she has track marks. I'd stay away.

[Freedomfighter]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/xxx-adorable-face-model-physique-busty-caramel-bombshell-outcall-specials-xxx-19/3259140

She looks too good to be true.

Anyone seen her?

[Drk Brwn]

It looks like she has track marks. I'd stay away.I called today to set up an appt. She has a sweet voice, but is not taking appts right now.

[Joseleche]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/xxx-adorable-face-model-physique-busty-caramel-bombshell-outcall-specials-xxx-19/3259140

She looks too good to be true.

Anyone seen her?


Nice call!!

[Vdrio]

Thanks Drunker Irish for the link will try the time frame you mentioned (tried to call but she may have ditched the number).

Also anyone seen Riley (just trying to arrange a backup):

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/in-heaven-anything-is-possible-wanna-come-outcallincall-25/3119847

Called to set something up for tomorrow but usually pretty girls are pretty bad performers but always good to look at so I brace myself (TOFTT). Please PM or post a heads up if I should stay away.I have seen her and posted a review early of her early on Backpage Reviews. She claims to be college aged but seems older. Service is decent but not worth the rates she charges. She did do bbbj though, which is a plus.

[Game Ova]

Has anyone tried her? Seems TGTBT

AUDRIANA

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-s-exy-brunette-hottie-s-p-e-c-i-a-l-s-21/3206666

[Bunker Buster]

Has anyone tried her? Seems TGTBT

AUDRIANA

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-s-exy-brunette-hottie-s-p-e-c-i-a-l-s-21/3206666"Uninspired CBJ followed by mish (which she seemed to get into) with her hand between us the whole time."

[Va Ga]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blonde-with-bouncy_-big-ones_-specials-24/3333396

I have tried to book session with this pro and she is either flaky or using everyone as part of her research paper. Anyone had any luck?

[Pete Dagon]

Seen the first two pics before used in craigslist ads for a girl giving massages in Crystal City.
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blonde-with-bouncy_-big-ones_-specials-24/3333396

[quote]I have tried to book session with this pro and she is either flaky or using everyone as part of her research paper. Anyone had any luck?

[John Hudson]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=ivana

Really tempting but no review whatsoever.

Thanks!

[Revoljb]

Was a treat. If you like bigger girls, then Hillary will take care of you.

I called, left no answer and she called back w/in 5 mins. Two call, and into the hotel. Decent location, normal chain hotel. Bit of a hassle as she has to come down to get you (key card needed, etc). Anyway, she is totally cool and true to pics on ads and website.

Hell of a BBBJ. Not kidding. Be ready. Lots of girls say they really love it or are nymphos and whatnot, but H Muff does seem eager and seems to enjoy it. Didn't get to DATY, but she said she loved doggie and I couldn't say no. Took it like a champ.

Well worth the trip ($ for half). She is funny and real. No rush and no upsell crap. One of the few providers that didn't touch at or even look at the donation until I was about to walk out of the door. Says it was her first trip to DC. Would repeat.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/saturday-night-live-with-hillary-muff-well-reviewed-naughy-girl-26/3416035

www.hillarymuff.escortsite.comMy only disclaimer would be her size, the bod is even worse than what you see in the pic. However her service was a 10! The BBBJ was so good when she ASKED ME for fs I couldn't refuse. She busted twice during mish and again with doggie. Then took my second pop like it was a delicious treat. She told me her "sister" was coming to town and they like to perform together. If the timing is right I will go back.

[Va Ga]

Seen the first two pics before used in craigslist ads for a girl giving massages in Crystal City.[QUOTE=Va Ga]http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blonde-with-bouncy_-big-ones_-specials-24/3333396

So gave her a call tried to set an appointment and she made it harder to pin down a time than it need to be. Also beware she asks a lot of personal questions over the phone (more on that later because after the session it made some disturbing sense). She also didn't give me an actually address just walking directions with visual markers. Finally made it to the spot. It was a bit of a dump but not unbearable. She was a BBW and a bit cute. She does really give you the massage anywhere except the are in need of release. She put in a good effort for BBBJ. She also really gets into it with dirty talk allowed and encouraged.
Also I for one have not really considered BBW much as I tended to like more spinner types. That said I kinda get part of the attraction after sampling a BBW. She liked a variation on the cowgirl which was awesome and doggie which she took like a champ. That said I tried a BBW and probably would try again but not at the same price point.
Now the major con is that she seems to be looking for a sugar daddy (someone to play house with) but she also wants all the control (you bring home the bacon and pay the bills, she cleans and cooks but BBBJ's and FS are not always guaranteed). I played the part of the understanding modern man and once I got enough distance made a break for it.

Overall great attitude during session (9)
Skills (7.5)
Looks (6)

Would not repeat because of the price and too many personal questions.

[Va Ga]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-smokin-hot-cute-caucasian-bombshell-19/3451136

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-gorgeous-young-exotic-brunette/3451161

Are these two a snatch and grab duo they shifted from incall only in tysons corner to outcall? Also they look like one would need to request an ID check?

Also there is this one: Tiffany Taylor who looks too good to be true and if she is really probably does not deliver in performance.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/i-got-what-you-want-right-herehot-and-ready-for-you-19/3450895

[Joseleche]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-smokin-hot-cute-caucasian-bombshell-19/3451136

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-gorgeous-young-exotic-brunette/3451161

Are these two a snatch and grab duo they shifted from incall only in tysons corner to outcall? Also they look like one would need to request an ID check?

Also there is this one: Tiffany Taylor who looks too good to be true and if she is really probably does not deliver in performance.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/i-got-what-you-want-right-herehot-and-ready-for-you-19/3450895


Mac Jones say he saw Cindy a few weeks ago and she seems to be advertising with Tiffany

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=992495&highlight=cindy#post992495

[Joseleche]

Looking at their posts today, Morning, Downtown DC, Mid-day, MD (tiffany list Oxen Hill) evening- Alexandria, Wow they move quick. Seems strange.

[Member #4917]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-mature-blonde-boombshell-wet-and-waiting-4-you-28/3447004

Gentlemen,

Her body is calling me,any info on her is greatly appreciated.

Thanks,

Smitty

[Drkrider]

Wow...she is smokin'!

I don't have any info on her..but I wish I did. Definitely post a review if you follow through.


Drkrider



http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-mature-blonde-boombshell-wet-and-waiting-4-you-28/3447004

Gentlemen,

Her body is calling me,any info on her is greatly appreciated.

Thanks,

Smitty

[Wasntme]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-smokin-hot-cute-caucasian-bombshell-19/3451136

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-gorgeous-young-exotic-brunette/3451161

Are these two a snatch and grab duo they shifted from incall only in tysons corner to outcall? Also they look like one would need to request an ID check?

Also there is this one: Tiffany Taylor who looks too good to be true and if she is really probably does not deliver in performance.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/i-got-what-you-want-right-herehot-and-ready-for-you-19/3450895
I recently caught up with Tiff Taylor. The pics are pretty accurate. She is VERY petite, a bit oddly shaped around the waist and hip area, but a decent provider. Donations were standard, her verbal skills weren't that great but the rest of the session went well. She has good hygiene, non-rushed session and actually was a decent conversationalist. Although I probably wont repeat, she was worth the visit to TOFTT.

[nite_runner]

http://dc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/80-massage-special-a-carmel-treat/1992851

Spoke to her on the phone - appears overly eager. Did some basic "data-mining" and turned up nada... Anyone have anything on her?

N_R

[Skyn Deep69]

Wow...she is smokin'!

I don't have any info on her..but I wish I did. Definitely post a review if you follow through.


Drkrider

B&S on the other board, DC section.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=177226&boardID=6&page=2

[Bunker Buster]

She doesn't look as good as her pictures. 10 lbs. heavier and a roll around the middle. She was sharing a room in a top DC hotel with her friend Keri Lane, who stayed in the bathroom while I was there.

Cordial, but not really warm and affectionate. More towards going through the motions than putting in real effort. Clumsy HJ, decent CBJ, then mish only. Part of the reason I love Asian girls is for the ACG, so if it's refused, the session is already halfway tanked.

I don't enjoy looking at a girl whose head is turned to the side with her eyes closed. I find one maybe twice a year, and this was one of them. Just enough interaction to get the job done, but no more. Before I was completely finished, I already felt her start pushing me away from her.

Keri's watch read 4:20 when I went in the bathroom to wash up. I suspect it's that time for them all day.

After my recent string of successful ventures, this outing is a bit of a letdown. Still, not a rip-off or complete failure. She is attractive, and the service was provided in a clean, high-quality setting, but I left feeling unsatisfied. I don't think I'll repeat.

[Skyn Deep69]

After my recent string of successful ventures, this outing is a bit of a letdown. Still, not a rip-off or complete failure. She is attractive, and the service was provided in a clean, high-quality setting, but I left feeling unsatisfied. I don't think I'll repeat.


I've avoided her, and will continue to do so with reports like this...

[Member #4917]

B&S on the other board, DC section.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=177226&boardID=6&page=2Thanks...good looking out.

I did call to set something up,but she never return my call...thank goodness.

[Bunker Buster]

Prior reviews and PMs warning of hygiene issues and regrets somehow didn't deter me, because she looks so young and cute in her pix, and has a bunch of good reviews over on the oThER board. So, I found myself standing in the alley waiting for her to come out and bring me in to the room. Her "secretary" calls and says Vitalia's on her way, and a minute later, out she comes.

She is cute, and very friendly, and gave me a hug. I won't take anything away from her attitude, because it seems like she's a nice person. The problem is, she's not a clean one.

The first uh-oh was the animal-like odor, which is a sign of "cranking" something other than loud music. The room itself is as bad as it gets in this hobby ; it's a backdoor entrance to a row house, and sort of a cross between a basement and a sun porch. The carpet looks like someone spilled motor oil all over it, and the comforter looked like it would stand up on its own.

In the light, I could see the dirt under her fingernails, and an ash spot on her lip (at first I thought it was a sore, which really made my heart sink). Then again, the ash may have been from smoking something off of a bottle cap or coke can.

At this point, the alarm bells were ringing like crazy, and I was looking for my opportunity to jump clear.

No sign of a bathroom, so I figured I'd ask if there was one, so I'd be able to wash afterwards. She hesitated, then said it was through the door to the house itself, and she'd have to go ask her friends to go into a different room so I could get to the bathroom.

As soon as she closed the door behind her, I tossed a $20 on the bed, bolted out the back door, and double-timed it around the corner. From the time she came out to greet me until I was back in my car tearing up Georgia Ave, not four minutes had passed.

I think I set a new land-speed record for getting the hell out of Dodge.

[Eerock]

Prior reviews and PMs warning of hygiene issues and regrets . . ..I think this should be copied in the old Reports of Distinction category.

[Shadowtrk]

Prior reviews and PMs warning of hygiene issues and regrets somehow didn't deter me, because she looks so young and cute in her pix, and has a bunch of good reviews over on the oThER board. So, I found myself standing in the alley waiting for her to come out and bring me in to the room. Her "secretary" calls and says Vitalia's on her way, and a minute later, out she comes.

She is cute, and very friendly, and gave me a hug. I won't take anything away from her attitude, because it seems like she's a nice person. The problem is, she's not a clean one.

The first uh-oh was the animal-like odor, which is a sign of "cranking" something other than loud music. The room itself is as bad as it gets in this hobby ; it's a backdoor entrance to a row house, and sort of a cross between a basement and a sun porch. The carpet looks like someone spilled motor oil all over it, and the comforter looked like it would stand up on its own.

In the light, I could see the dirt under her fingernails, and an ash spot on her lip (at first I thought it was a sore, which really made my heart sink). Then again, the ash may have been from smoking something off of a bottle cap or coke can.

At this point, the alarm bells were ringing like crazy, and I was looking for my opportunity to jump clear.

No sign of a bathroom, so I figured I'd ask if there was one, so I'd be able to wash afterwards. She hesitated, then said it was through the door to the house itself, and she'd have to go ask her friends to go into a different room so I could get to the bathroom.

As soon as she closed the door behind her, I tossed a $20 on the bed, bolted out the back door, and double-timed it around the corner. From the time she came out to greet me until I was back in my car tearing up Georgia Ave, not four minutes had passed.

I think I set a new land-speed record for getting the hell out of Dodge.Lmfao, your post made my day.

[GiddyUpOrOff]

If you can believe it, Elana actually looks even better than her posted pics. On time, on budget and simply the best. Offers two levels of fantasy. One full service for the budget minded and one GFE for the man who has to have everything. If you can imagine a perky young Latina with the best of Panama and the Dominican all mixed into one, then you get a bit of a feel for Elana. Obvious that Elana spent considerable time preparing for the evening and thoroughly enjoys what she does. So young, so sweet and so accommodating. Read on for the juicy details.

In DC and never thought her BP ad would be the real thing. Wow, was I wrong. Fell in love with that little girl shy picture and she was certainly the dynamo she described. 104 poinds of pure energy. A quick call got her directly and I made arrangements for a 10:00 pm meeting at my upscale motel. I met her outside as the swanky place was checking roomcards after 10:00. I had saved a little dessert for her and she enjoyed it. She also let me take as many pictures as I wanted. I promised not to post them on the net, so I will honor that. They are even better than the ones in her ad.

We chatted and she had some dessert. I was so enamored that she actually coyly reminded me that I could use the hour in any way I pleased. I ditched the clothing and she followed. Oh what a site. Thin, young and tight. Spent some time on those perky breasts and as she welcomed me to the soft bed spreading her angel wings. She ask me to lie down and she artfully coaxed my swelling tool between her luscious lips provide a CBJ from heaven. This girl knows exactly how to treat a guy and a treat it was. When rock solid we slipped into mish for some deep strokes and heavy thrusts as she winced with each thrust. Looking at her curls spread all over the bed drove me wild. We whispered in her ear of traveling to LA or Europe together and it took her over the edge. She winced, tensed and shuddered, appologizing for having the Big O so soon. Oh what a feeling. I could hold back no longer and let it explode. We chatted and read a little making some plans for future meetings. Elana has to be my ATF. Appearance, attitude, performance, willingness and value. Offers a ***FS or *****GFE Either way, I don't think it can be beat anywhere. Damn, I dreamt again of her in the early morning hours and found myself sticking to the cold sheets. Hey, a two for one. I swear that has never happened before.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/elena-sexy-latina-the-true-gfe-19/3218284

You won't believe I got to see her in Orlando several weeks later. See other review.

[Mclovin2000]

If you can believe it, Elana actually looks even better than her posted pics. On time, on budget and simply the best. Offers two levels of fantasy. One full service for the budget minded and one GFE for the man who has to have everything. If you can imagine a perky young Latina with the best of Panama and the Dominican all mixed into one, then you get a bit of a feel for Elana. Obvious that Elana spent considerable time preparing for the evening and thoroughly enjoys what she does. So young, so sweet and so accommodating. Read on for the juicy details.

In DC and never thought her BP ad would be the real thing. Wow, was I wrong. Fell in love with that little girl shy picture and she was certainly the dynamo she described. 104 poinds of pure energy. A quick call got her directly and I made arrangements for a 10:00 pm meeting at my upscale motel. I met her outside as the swanky place was checking roomcards after 10:00. I had saved a little dessert for her and she enjoyed it. She also let me take as many pictures as I wanted. I promised not to post them on the net, so I will honor that. They are even better than the ones in her ad.

We chatted and she had some dessert. I was so enamored that she actually coyly reminded me that I could use the hour in any way I pleased. I ditched the clothing and she followed. Oh what a site. Thin, young and tight. Spent some time on those perky breasts and as she welcomed me to the soft bed spreading her angel wings. She ask me to lie down and she artfully coaxed my swelling tool between her luscious lips provide a CBJ from heaven. This girl knows exactly how to treat a guy and a treat it was. When rock solid we slipped into mish for some deep strokes and heavy thrusts as she winced with each thrust. Looking at her curls spread all over the bed drove me wild. We whispered in her ear of traveling to LA or Europe together and it took her over the edge. She winced, tensed and shuddered, appologizing for having the Big O so soon. Oh what a feeling. I could hold back no longer and let it explode. We chatted and read a little making some plans for future meetings. Elana has to be my ATF. Appearance, attitude, performance, willingness and value. Offers a ***FS or *****GFE Either way, I don't think it can be beat anywhere. Damn, I dreamt again of her in the early morning hours and found myself sticking to the cold sheets. Hey, a two for one. I swear that has never happened before.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/elena-sexy-latina-the-true-gfe-19/3218284

You won't believe I got to see her in Orlando several weeks later. See other review.That was a hellva report!

Man, I was getting a woody just reading the joint. Got to save up my georges.

McLovin2000

[Pimp Trick]

I just became a HATER with this report.

What was the donation for both services?

No pics.. WoW.

I could never get her when I called, always got voicemail. So, I am glad someone fished this ad out.

Pimp Trick hating because the Loop is Dead Dry.


If you can believe it, Elana actually looks even better than her posted pics. On time, on budget and simply the best. Offers two levels of fantasy. One full service for the budget minded and one GFE for the man who has to have everything. If you can imagine a perky young Latina with the best of Panama and the Dominican all mixed into one, then you get a bit of a feel for Elana. Obvious that Elana spent considerable time preparing for the evening and thoroughly enjoys what she does. So young, so sweet and so accommodating. Read on for the juicy details.

In DC and never thought her BP ad would be the real thing. Wow, was I wrong. Fell in love with that little girl shy picture and she was certainly the dynamo she described. 104 poinds of pure energy. A quick call got her directly and I made arrangements for a 10:00 pm meeting at my upscale motel. I met her outside as the swanky place was checking roomcards after 10:00. I had saved a little dessert for her and she enjoyed it. She also let me take as many pictures as I wanted. I promised not to post them on the net, so I will honor that. They are even better than the ones in her ad.

We chatted and she had some dessert. I was so enamored that she actually coyly reminded me that I could use the hour in any way I pleased. I ditched the clothing and she followed. Oh what a site. Thin, young and tight. Spent some time on those perky breasts and as she welcomed me to the soft bed spreading her angel wings. She ask me to lie down and she artfully coaxed my swelling tool between her luscious lips provide a CBJ from heaven. This girl knows exactly how to treat a guy and a treat it was. When rock solid we slipped into mish for some deep strokes and heavy thrusts as she winced with each thrust. Looking at her curls spread all over the bed drove me wild. We whispered in her ear of traveling to LA or Europe together and it took her over the edge. She winced, tensed and shuddered, appologizing for having the Big O so soon. Oh what a feeling. I could hold back no longer and let it explode. We chatted and read a little making some plans for future meetings. Elana has to be my ATF. Appearance, attitude, performance, willingness and value. Offers a ***FS or *****GFE Either way, I don't think it can be beat anywhere. Damn, I dreamt again of her in the early morning hours and found myself sticking to the cold sheets. Hey, a two for one. I swear that has never happened before.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/elena-sexy-latina-the-true-gfe-19/3218284

You won't believe I got to see her in Orlando several weeks later. See other review.

[Utwogood]

If you can believe it, Elana actually looks even better than her posted pics. On time, on budget and simply the best. Offers two levels of fantasy. One full service for the budget minded and one GFE for the man who has to have everything. If you can imagine a perky young Latina with the best of Panama and the Dominican all mixed into one, then you get a bit of a feel for Elana. Obvious that Elana spent considerable time preparing for the evening and thoroughly enjoys what she does. So young, so sweet and so accommodating. Read on for the juicy details.

In DC and never thought her BP ad would be the real thing. Wow, was I wrong. Fell in love with that little girl shy picture and she was certainly the dynamo she described. 104 poinds of pure energy. A quick call got her directly and I made arrangements for a 10:00 pm meeting at my upscale motel. I met her outside as the swanky place was checking roomcards after 10:00. I had saved a little dessert for her and she enjoyed it. She also let me take as many pictures as I wanted. I promised not to post them on the net, so I will honor that. They are even better than the ones in her ad.

We chatted and she had some dessert. I was so enamored that she actually coyly reminded me that I could use the hour in any way I pleased. I ditched the clothing and she followed. Oh what a site. Thin, young and tight. Spent some time on those perky breasts and as she welcomed me to the soft bed spreading her angel wings. She ask me to lie down and she artfully coaxed my swelling tool between her luscious lips provide a CBJ from heaven. This girl knows exactly how to treat a guy and a treat it was. When rock solid we slipped into mish for some deep strokes and heavy thrusts as she winced with each thrust. Looking at her curls spread all over the bed drove me wild. We whispered in her ear of traveling to LA or Europe together and it took her over the edge. She winced, tensed and shuddered, appologizing for having the Big O so soon. Oh what a feeling. I could hold back no longer and let it explode. We chatted and read a little making some plans for future meetings. Elana has to be my ATF. Appearance, attitude, performance, willingness and value. Offers a ***FS or *****GFE Either way, I don't think it can be beat anywhere. Damn, I dreamt again of her in the early morning hours and found myself sticking to the cold sheets. Hey, a two for one. I swear that has never happened before.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/elena-sexy-latina-the-true-gfe-19/3218284

You won't believe I got to see her in Orlando several weeks later. See other review.

Good report...uh, sounds like you are practicing to be a Harlequin romance novelist. How's it going with that?

[lookinginco4]

Have seen her post over the past several months, but no info turns up when I Google the number, search TER or search here. After my recent bad expereince with Sindy (see review below) I am not willing to TOFTT again and strike out twice...any info appreciated

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/s_w_e_e_t-_-_-g_o_r_g_e_o_u_s-_-b_l_o_n_d_e-20/3512334

I am Chrissy. 321 662 9076 An all American Blond beauty I'm 5'5" with a sensual body that is a pleasure dome of fun and desire. Hello Gentlemen - I am 100% sure that what I have is what you need. Time spent with me, will be enjoyable and rewarding. I cater to and appreciate well-groomed men who prefer a woman who will spoil them.

I too want to be pampered and treated with respect, as I am discreet, easy-going and loads of fun and ideas. This combination of a passionate and emotional love for what I do, and "YOU", makes for what can only be described! 100% really me or its free..pics 100% real

See you soon!

Chrissy

[Twesam]

Hi! I've only discovered this site recently and I'm very disappointed that I had not found it sooner. I'm a long time loop vet of about 12 years since about 98.

Now I'll cut to the chase, has anyone seen these girls yet?

CuTe & CuRvy . . , . BiG BoOty . . . . BLoNdE CaLi. GiRL - 24
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cute-and-curvy-big-booty-blonde-cali-girl-24/3274097

SeXxXy BiG B(O)(O)TY BLoNde!! {*{TaN & SmOoTh CuRvEs}*} ~S P E C I A L S*~ ! {* G * F * E *} - 22
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexxxy-big-booty-blonde-tan-and-smooth-curves-s-p-e-c-i-a-l-s-g-f-e-22/3308040

100% X rated / gfe escort / dancer / party entertainer / porn movie model / 100% x rated - 27
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-x-rated-gfe-escort-dancer-party-entertainer-porn-movie-model-100-x-rated-27/3299363

Come see the best.. Or Let Me Come To You! Upscale Ebony Professional .. - 26
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-see-the-best-or-let-me-come-to-you-upscale-ebony-professional-26/2270913

I've never been with an incall girl and wanted to try these. Any help would be appreciated.

Thanx!The second one (big booty white girl) is a hit or miss (YMMV). If you catch her on a good day, she will make your day.

The last one is a porn star, at least she did about 3 scenes that I've seen. Her voice is a turn off for me but she can fuck!

[Syck Daddy]

The second one (big booty white girl) is a hit or miss (YMMV). If you catch her on a good day, she will make your day.

The last one is a porn star, at least she did about 3 scenes that I've seen. Her voice is a turn off for me but she can fuck!Thank You very much!

[Pimp Trick]

PT has been with both. Morgan has been hit or miss, but her service was Astronomical to the Pimp.

I love those 69 tats on the last one. I was not rush with either, but I think they know about me.

I am Legend - Pimp Trick. The Monger Crusader.


The second one (big booty white girl) is a hit or miss (YMMV). If you catch her on a good day, she will make your day.

The last one is a porn star, at least she did about 3 scenes that I've seen. Her voice is a turn off for me but she can fuck!

[The Big Man]

PT has been with both. Morgan has been hit or miss, but her service was Astronomical to the Pimp.

I love those 69 tats on the last one. I was not rush with either, but I think they know about me.

I am Legend - Pimp Trick. The Monger Crusader.You are so right about Morgan. She has a bad habit of over booking also. Twice I have made appointments with her and when I get there she didn't answer the phone. She is a high volume provider.

That being said, her services are great if she hasn't been beat up all day. I usually try to get her really early.

[Eatatmoes]

Good report...uh, sounds like you are practicing to be a Harlequin romance novelist. How's it going with that?

Win the weekend.

[Cocknballs]

I'll be in DC later this week, and did a forum search on the following with no luck. I'm mostly interested in private incall locations (mssg + HE) as opposed to spas. I won't have a car, so I need something near a Metro stop (I'll be near Friendship Heights). Does anyone have intel on these (name, location, last 4), or have some better suggestions?

Lana (Dupont Cir, x0939)
Sasha (Dupont Cir, x2916)
Kate (Rockville, x4601)

As always, thanks in advance
CnB

[Member #4917]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/last-night-visiting-amazing-gfe-incalls-only-25/3516732

I was headed to Oxon Hill to meet with a new client and would have some time to kill after our meeting.I searched CL/BP and decided to give Dani a call..two system call and i was given all the info i needed.

Very nice hotel and a clean room,pictures are dead on...nice fun bags and a tight kitty kat.

$ for the damage,very cordial and friendly..non rush,will def. repeat.

Fellas be safe and stay cool.

Smitty

[Blackjack123]

If you can believe it, Elana actually looks even better than her posted pics. On time, on budget and simply the best.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/elena-sexy-latina-the-true-gfe-19/3218284

You won't believe I got to see her in Orlando several weeks later. See other review.

On budget? she says $400 is her donation. May be inflated after this report ?? gosh

[Illegal Gringo]

What is up with the we need your work info, DL, references?
I understand safety but with shops going down and people's info being released three four years later; these agencies are using all their profits on crack.
I'll be glad to leave a DNA sample.

[Joseleche]

What is up with the we need your work info, DL, references?
I understand safety but with shops going down and people's info being released three four years later; these agencies are using all their profits on crack.
I'll be glad to leave a DNA sample.


Just tell them you are "Illegal" and thus you do not need to show any papers or give references!

[Illegal Gringo]

Just tell them you are "Illegal" and thus you do not need to show any papers or give references!

Good Point. Actually gave references but was told they could not be contacted and who the hell gives a real name to any of these places anyways. The list in Phoenix from a massive bust was released and some of the names were hilarious.

I suppose my real point is that all these checks are pretty misguided and a little dumb. The PoPo can create any reality they want for undercover brothers, so it really is a waste of time. The references is fine but I generally stick to MPs and most references are flighty at best anyway. And what stops the PoPo from creating fake references. In AZ the cops are using popular busted girls to pose as references and for sting operations after they seize their assets and charge their relatives with money laundering.

[Bunker Buster]

I suppose my real point is that all these checks are pretty misguided and a little dumb. The PoPo can create any reality they want for undercover brothers, so it really is a waste of time.

Almost as dumb as asking "you're not affiliated with law enforcement, are you?"

Government employees can get as many IDs as they want, in any name they need.

[Brahmabull]

Good Point. Actually gave references but was told they could not be contacted and who the hell gives a real name to any of these places anyways. The list in Phoenix from a massive bust was released and some of the names were hilarious.

I suppose my real point is that all these checks are pretty misguided and a little dumb. The PoPo can create any reality they want for undercover brothers, so it really is a waste of time. The references is fine but I generally stick to MPs and most references are flighty at best anyway. And what stops the PoPo from creating fake references. In AZ the cops are using popular busted girls to pose as references and for sting operations after they seize their assets and charge their relatives with money laundering.


You assume the checks are an LE filter. They know LE will get through any filter, these type of safety checks are for physical safety.

Most bad people who intend to rob, harm, hurt or possibly rape (or worse) the provider will not be willing to provide verifible information that will lead to their arrest if they pull some shit on the girl.

The girls are more concerned about getting hurt or killed by some crazy bastard more then they are worried about LE. Their risk is greater then ours, if you do not like to be screened (who does), see another provider without such requirements. But lets not be little or put down those who want to screen for their safety.

Honestly most of us screen providers, in that we get their contact info, then research them and check this and other boards and see if they have reviews before we spend our money, don't we? Why should they not get to screen potential clients a little bit?

[Brahmabull]

Almost as dumb as asking "you're not affiliated with law enforcement, are you?"

Government employees can get as many IDs as they want, in any name they need.


Not useless, ID checks are not aimed at LE. They are aimed at psychos, and generally bad people with ill intent.

[Fatpig]

I give my real name. who cares.
the checks are easy if you do them. It really not that personal and stuff that can be researched online any way via social networking. You are not giving them your SSN. lol.

Besides the quality is much better now.

some people are just to paranoid with giving info. Just go to one that does not have these restrictions and be done with it. stop complaining.

boohoo. STFU and go spend some time with your family then.

[Bunker Buster]

I give my real name. who cares.
the checks are easy if you do them. It really not that personal and stuff that can be researched online any way via social networking. You are not giving them your SSN. lol.

Besides the quality is much better now.

some people are just to paranoid with giving info. Just go to one that does not have these restrictions and be done with it. stop complaining.

boohoo. STFU and go spend some time with your family then.


...but considering the number of people who've ended up being contacted by Uncle LEO (or worse, ended up in the press) when their personal information was discovered in a black book, what is the point of your writing "boohoo. STFU?"

This is a discussion board, and the subject of whether to give information and the possible repercussions are legit topics of discussion.

By the way, how is someone's personal info easily discovered if he's using a hobby alias and an untraceable phone?

[Brahmabull]

...but considering the number of people who've ended up being contacted by Uncle LEO (or worse, ended up in the press) when their personal information was discovered in a black book, what is the point of your writing "boohoo. STFU?"

This is a discussion board, and the subject of whether to give information and the possible repercussions are legit topics of discussion.

By the way, how is someone's personal info easily discovered if he's using a hobby alias and an untraceable phone?


So what if LE finds your info in someone's book. That is not proof of any crime.

Ok someone uses an hobby alias and Google voice/hobby phone, but providers do not have to see you. Again the guy and the girls fears are different, the ladies are MORE afraid of some bad dudes then LE. The hobbiest is afraid of LE or some provider mucking up his life be it family or work life.

Yes getting discovered paying a provider for sex can cause issues with a family, job or legally. But it is no where near as bad as ending up beaten, raped, or possibly killed. Providers always have the greater risk.

If you do not like ladies who screen, its cool do not see ladies that screen.
The better ones, do not hold the information in any form once they validate you are who you say you are, at that point you are just a name and phone number to them.

I know some mongers who can not even remember the name they gave a provider from time to time.

I understand completely ladies who are bothered by guys who do not want to show ID or people who show up and when asked for ID it is not the same as the person who scheduled with them. I also understand guys who do not want to get screened. But guys have a choice not to see ladies who screen. There is no reason to rag on ladies that choose to do so.

Everyone is out to protect themselves, guys seem to think their privacy concerns out weigh the ladies right to safety.

[Bunker Buster]

So what if LE finds your info in someone's book. That is not proof of any crime.

Ok someone uses an hobby alias and Google voice/hobby phone, but providers do not have to see you. Again the guy and the girls fears are different, the ladies are MORE afraid of some bad dudes then LE. The hobbiest is afraid of LE or some provider mucking up his life be it family or work life.

Yes getting discovered paying a provider for sex can cause issues with a family, job or legally. But it is no where near as bad as ending up beaten, raped, or possibly killed. Providers always have the greater risk.

If you do not like ladies who screen, its cool do not see ladies that screen.
The better ones, do not hold the information in any form once they validate you are who you say you are, at that point you are just a name and phone number to them.

I know some mongers who can not even remember the name they gave a provider from time to time.

I understand completely ladies who are bothered by guys who do not want to show ID or people who show up and when asked for ID it is not the same as the person who scheduled with them. I also understand guys who do not want to get screened. But guys have a choice not to see ladies who screen. There is no reason to rag on ladies that choose to do so.

Everyone is out to protect themselves, guys seem to think their privacy concerns out weigh the ladies right to safety.

I've personally seen lists of full names and phone numbers of customers in girls' rooms, including how long they stayed and how much they paid. Your name in a phone or on a list isn't proof enough for a conviction, but it's evidence supporting an interrogation or possibly a search warrant. If you have to explain yourself, you're already 2/3 deep in the shit.

Don't discount the possibility of blackmail, by a girl, a pimp, or someone else who obtains the list.

There are a lot of girls who seriously believe that the ID plus the "you're not a cop?" question will protect them from LE, and in that regard, they're sorely misinformed and mistaken.

Of course, anyone is free not to see a girl who insists on personal info, and girls may do anything they think will enhance their safety, no question.

For our safety, however, this is a conversation that should be had and revisited, so hobbyists know what they might be getting themselves into.

[Sleazebum]

If your job is one of national trust or you deal with anything of any sort of sensitive nature, the simple accusation of being in any such place is enough to destroy your life. Loss of job, family, home and such is only the beginning of having a security clearance pulled because of immoral activities. All of this can happen long before you ever get inside a court room. Guilty or innocent has nothing to do with it if your wife drags you into a divorce court.

Now. I know that you are the complete expert on all this and I will not discuss this further so feel free to add or attack whatever you want in this posting.

For the rest of us. Be VERY careful about protecting your identity if you cannot afford having your name, age, and address published in a paper saying you were frequenting a bawdy place. Health issues are just a few of the risks we run in our diversions!

JJ


So what if LE finds your info in someone's book. That is not proof of any crime.

Ok someone uses an hobby alias and Google voice/hobby phone, but providers do not have to see you. Again the guy and the girls fears are different, the ladies are MORE afraid of some bad dudes then LE. The hobbiest is afraid of LE or some provider mucking up his life be it family or work life.

Yes getting discovered paying a provider for sex can cause issues with a family, job or legally. But it is no where near as bad as ending up beaten, raped, or possibly killed. Providers always have the greater risk.

If you do not like ladies who screen, its cool do not see ladies that screen.

The better ones, do not hold the information in any form once they validate you are who you say you are, at that point you are just a name and phone number to them.

I know some mongers who can not even remember the name they gave a provider from time to time.

I understand completely ladies who are bothered by guys who do not want to show ID or people who show up and when asked for ID it is not the same as the person who scheduled with them. I also understand guys who do not want to get screened. But guys have a choice not to see ladies who screen. There is no reason to rag on ladies that choose to do so.

Everyone is out to protect themselves, guys seem to think their privacy concerns out weigh the ladies right to safety.

[Choboman]

Anybody else notice this report posted on BP today?
http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/34d-s-very-bustycumm-try-my-herpes-bee-bee-jay-coke-friendly-24/3561435

[Brahmabull]

I've personally seen lists of full names and phone numbers of customers in girls' rooms, including how long they stayed and how much they paid. Your name in a phone or on a list isn't proof enough for a conviction, but it's evidence supporting an interrogation or possibly a search warrant. If you have to explain yourself, you're already 2/3 deep in the shit.


As you have already said by your own admission, you do not see girls who screen.

So those names and phone numbers are mostly useless in those cases because I use a hobby phone and my name is common. Most guys do not use their real names with girls who do not screen.

So a girl collecting a bunch of fake names and prepaid phones or google voice numbers, or Spoof card etc.... Let LE waste time trying to track those down. I doubt it, they already have the girl from when the UC busts her, they then get her to answer her phone some more and schedule people, they wait with her and bust the guys when they come to the room. They DO NOT waste time with dudes who have been there and gone, as it wont stand up.

LE is about arrests, sheer number is all they are interested in.

I seriously doubt you have gone to any lady who SCREENS and found any such list laying about.

[Joseleche]

Anybody else notice this report posted on BP today?
http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/34d-s-very-bustycumm-try-my-herpes-bee-bee-jay-coke-friendly-24/3561435

Somebody haten or a manager playing games w/her or could be the truth.

[Bunker Buster]

Just spotted this ad on BP:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/curvacious-japanese-and-eskimo-beauty-specials-all-day-21/3580116

She's using the name Sayuri, but I saw her about 2 years ago under a different name. Definitely a unique experience (trying to imagine being inside an igloo under a polar bear blanket while hitting it), and something I might repeat while she's back in town.

[Game Ova]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/voluptuous-germanitalian-girl-is-so-juicy-and-ready-for-you-26/3580609

Monica picked up and was available right away for a quick visit at her Springfield, VA location. When I called she gave me the "Are you a cop" question. Maybe she had a run-in with them before. She got more comfortable when I arrived. She greeted me wearing a sexy babydoll lingerie outfit and gave me a long hug like we were lifelong friends. She was really friendly. After dropping my donation, she went right into things.

The CBJ was one of the shortest I've received from a provider. Just enough to get me at attention. I opted for mish and she made nice groans and rubbed on me until I finished. After it was over, she took a rag and sanitizer and cleaned me off. That was new to me from a provider. May repeat.

[Joseleche]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/voluptuous-germanitalian-girl-is-so-juicy-and-ready-for-you-26/3580609

Monica. After it was over, she took a rag and sanitizer and cleaned me off. That was new to me from a provider. May repeat.

Which part was new? That she cleaned you off or she used sanitizer to do it??

[Game Ova]

Which part was new? That she cleaned you off or she used sanitizer to do it??

Both. Mostly I finish and they tell me I can use the restroom to clean up but never actually did it themselves.

[Parkinsons]

She doesn't look as good as her pictures. 10 lbs. Heavier and a roll around the middle. She was sharing a room in a top DC hotel with her friend Keri Lane, who stayed in the bathroom while I was there.

Cordial, but not really warm and affectionate. More towards going through the motions than putting in real effort. Clumsy HJ, decent CBJ, then mish only. Part of the reason I love Asian girls is for the ACG, so if it's refused, the session is already halfway tanked.

After my recent string of successful ventures, this outing is a bit of a letdown. Still, not a rip-off or complete failure. She is attractive, and the service was provided in a clean, high-quality setting, but I left feeling unsatisfied. I don't think I'll repeat.Them two (Ca'Lanya May and Keri Lane) must have a team-wide policy or something. I tried Keri Lane this weekend, and she also refused to get on top. Other than having her friend hide in the bathroom, my experience was identical to yours.

Ca'Lanya did come back to the room as I leaving, after a trip to the CVS. I thought she looked prettier in person than the pics, but the belly roll is certainly there.

Good thing I only spent $80 for a quickie. I talked her down after she first asked for $20.

Keri Lane's solo ad: http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/finlly-vic-h-lv-u-wih-a-mil/3442525
Their joint ad: http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/dont-miss-out-on-these-two-hott-asian-beautys-only-limited-time/3283722

[Joseleche]

Both. Mostly I finish and they tell me I can use the restroom to clean up but never actually did it themselves.

I have girls clean me up quite often, doesn't seem strange at all. But I have not had them use sanitizer, wipes yes, but not sanitizer.

[Horsetrader]

I have girls clean me up quite often, doesn't seem strange at all. But I have not had them use sanitizer, wipes yes, but not sanitizer.I've had sanitizer used on me two times, but that was in Mexico. I refused it until she used it on herself first.

[Dr Zigzag]

Gents. Long time lurker and reader of TFF, but not many post. This one needs to be posted. I called, but she didn't answer, but I got a text seconds later. I called back and she picked up. She had a room at a regular low end motel in DC and would not give me a room number until I was in the parking lot.

Got to the room and she looked strung out like she was looking for her next fix. She had small tits and messed up hair, and the smell of cigarette was all over the room (don't know if it was there or just here). She gave me the are you SURE your not a cop, then asked me to touch her snatch and tits (which were rather small but nice). I told her no I am not, and asked her "are you a cop? " she laughed. I was looking for BBBJTCWS (or as I call it SSS. Suck/Swallow/Smile) and she wasn't to happy about it, but agreed to my price.

We got to the deed and she did an average job, her hand was quite involved in the process so it wasn't all that I wanted. She handled the load without issue and she let me finger her while working it.

I only paid $ for the entire process. She jumped up and went to brush her teeth (expected) I gave her the donation and she said "when do you want to meet up again?" I told her I would call. Not bad service the smell was hard to get off my hands and cigarette smell out of my cloths.

Body - 5
Face - 5
Service - 7

Not sure if I would repeat. Might look for a different provider who looks a bit better, I just really miss the good old days of the AMP scene in Waldorf and DC.

Give her a try.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/long-day-at-work-blonde-w4m-20-20/3516658) and she answered, she sais s

[Cocknballs]

Took a visit to your fair city,and can't say I was impressed with the talent. Set an appointment with Victoria (aka Vanessa, Jade, Eva, etc - last 4: 7389). Victoria was advertising a 2 for the price of 1 special on BP:
http://washingtondc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/specials-2-is-better-then-1-23/3568468
Called the day before for a morning appointment and asked about the 4-hand special. She said the rates in the ad were for 1 girl. Whatever, I said just 2 hand then. Called later that evening to confirm appointment, and she said to call when I got in the area to find exact location. Next morning I call - no answer, left message. Several calls and 15 min later I head back. 45 minutes later I'm back in my office and she finally calls. I asked her what happened and she says she didn't remember any appointment, or talking to me the day before. She says I must have made the appointment with Chrissy - but they share the same number so what difference does that make? She gets in a huff and hangs up on me. I call back because I didn't get a chance to tell her not to call when I'm in my office and she gets all huffy again and hangs up again.

As always ymmv, but I say avoid these girls (and any others using the same number). Complete waste of time.

[Cocknballs]

After the hassle I got with Victoria (see review below), I wanted to leave your fair city on a better note. I called around, and felt like Marina on CL would be more reliable.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/thp/1860421288.html

She was very nice and matter of fact on the phone. I wanted the 4-hand she does with Nami, but she said she needed a little more notice, so I settled for the 2-hand. Gave perfect directions, very easy to get to in Rosslyn, looked very much like her pic. Very good to excellent massage with varying strokes, concentrating on my hamstrings and ass. Just before the flip gave some light touch under my abs and started stroking my cock. On the flip I was rock hard, went straight to HJ, cleaned me up then finished the hour on my front (chect, shoulders, arms, abs & legs). Actually went a little over the time. Did the hot towel cleanup then offered the shower. I was there about an hr and 15 min, paid the 120 and left.

She's of course a bit older, and is no hottie, but she gives great service as advertised. No hassle and what you see is what you get.

[Joseleche]

Took a visit to your fair city,and can't say I was impressed with the talent. Set an appointment with Victoria (aka Vanessa, Jade, Eva, etc - last 4: 7389). Victoria was advertising a 2 for the price of 1 special on BP:
http://washingtondc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/specials-2-is-better-then-1-23/3568468
Called the day before for a morning appointment and asked about the 4-hand special. She said the rates in the ad were for 1 girl. Whatever, I said just 2 hand then. Called later that evening to confirm appointment, and she said to call when I got in the area to find exact location. Next morning I call - no answer, left message. Several calls and 15 min later I head back. 45 minutes later I'm back in my office and she finally calls. I asked her what happened and she says she didn't remember any appointment, or talking to me the day before. She says I must have made the appointment with Chrissy - but they share the same number so what difference does that make? She gets in a huff and hangs up on me. I call back because I didn't get a chance to tell her not to call when I'm in my office and she gets all huffy again and hangs up again.

As always ymmv, but I say avoid these girls (and any others using the same number). Complete waste of time.
Ads like that always raise the red flags to me. I would say do your homework. Plenty of reviewed girls around to avoid the hassle most of the time.

[Analystgreene]

I think this lady used to go by sexy back in the day. had a short visit to see her recently. Not the greatest and very well used. If you can find someone better please go see them.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/search/ads?query=sleep&srchType=A

Just my view.

[lookinginco4]

So since no one responded last time, thought I would try again and ask if anybody has any intel on Chrissy. I think that with all her posts on BP - like everyday, that someone, somewhere must have seen her. Then I get to thinkin that if she were a rip-off, I figure someone would post a negative review somewhere. So I think to myself, she must be legit and good service. But then also there would be something out there to that effect. Maybe she is so good you guys are keeping her for yourself. Any info is appreciated. PM me if you like.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/n-e-w-_-hot-american-blond-beauty-_-sweet-and-friendly-_-20/3622911


Have seen her post over the past several months, but no info turns up when I Google the number, search TER or search here. After my recent bad expereince with Sindy (see review below) I am not willing to TOFTT again and strike out twice...any info appreciated

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/s_w_e_e_t-_-_-g_o_r_g_e_o_u_s-_-b_l_o_n_d_e-20/3512334

I am Chrissy. 321 662 9076 An all American Blond beauty I'm 5'5" with a sensual body that is a pleasure dome of fun and desire. Hello Gentlemen - I am 100% sure that what I have is what you need. Time spent with me, will be enjoyable and rewarding. I cater to and appreciate well-groomed men who prefer a woman who will spoil them.

I too want to be pampered and treated with respect, as I am discreet, easy-going and loads of fun and ideas. This combination of a passionate and emotional love for what I do, and "YOU", makes for what can only be described! 100% really me or its free..pics 100% real

See you soon!

Chrissy

[lookinginco4]

Saw Kenya a few weeks ago.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/n-e-w-_-hot-american-blond-beauty-_-sweet-and-friendly-_-20/3622911

The plusses: She is cute enough, nice boobs, pleasant enough personality, and offered CBJ and CFS. She was freshly showered (it was an early morning appt) and clean.

In general, the service was a little mechanical and rushed. I can't say it was bad, just nothing spectacular. I may repeat and see if the second time is better, but would want to keep the damage to about $ for 30 mins, not any more.

[Joseleche]

Just got off the phone with one of my homiez, he said that Kristina K is a total rip off, she will give head for about 3 minutes and start complaining even though she made him wait over an hour with out any contact. He tried to call at agreed time and follow at about 15 minute intervals and finally sent a text saying he was out. She responed to that, gave him crappy directions and while in a rush he had to go back car for gift,went back showerd quickly an she started giving head and she started complaining and stopped and refused to di any thing else. He says to avoid here is an ad, she also uses a number 302-494-3431. He does not post here but does use other avenues to reivew, but they take time to post.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-sweet-petite-escape-summer-heat-andand-sweat-with-me-instead-21/3618092

[Henry Madd]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/18-yo-sexy-young-and-super-tight-pse-gfe-443-531-5348-18/3625368

I've been eyeing this one for awhile but havent pulled the trigger because her first posting made my monger sense tingle. The first post claimed that she was "free" and accepting whatever donations you wanted to make for books as he is a student. Has anyone TOFTT?

[Brahmabull]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/18-yo-sexy-young-and-super-tight-pse-gfe-443-531-5348-18/3625368

I've been eyeing this one for awhile but havent pulled the trigger because her first posting made my monger sense tingle. The first post claimed that she was "free" and accepting whatever donations you wanted to make for books as he is a student. Has anyone TOFTT?Why don't you be the 1st and let us all know what you find out.

Also she is in Laurel MD, so I do not know why you are asking for the info on the DC board. There is a Maryland section, a Baltimore Section, Prince Georges County section, and Jessup which all seem to discuss the action in Laurel MD

[Loop Vet]

Also she is in Laurel MD, so I do not know why you are asking for the info on the DC board. There is a Maryland section, a Baltimore Section, Prince Georges County section, and Jessup which all seem to discuss the action in Laurel MD
Getting a little nit-picky, don'tcha think? Being so rigid is bad for the health. He found the ad in Backpage's DC listings, it makes sense to post the query here. Those non-Baltimore MD threads don't get many views.

[Bunker Buster]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/18-yo-sexy-young-and-super-tight-pse-gfe-443-531-5348-18/3625368

I've been eyeing this one for awhile but havent pulled the trigger because her first posting made my monger sense tingle. The first post claimed that she was "free" and accepting whatever donations you wanted to make for books as he is a student. Has anyone TOFTT?She's so descriptive about how she likes to be used and degraded, that it seems like a honeypot trap for robbery or who-knows-what. I've seen ads for Subs before, but this one is beyond anything the others have ever written. I was tempted to go just to sate my curiosity, but decided to take a pass.

Interestingly, I've noticed that her "free" donation has gone from $50 for books to $150, which she still says is cheap. Maybe she's getting a lot of business and raising prices accordingly?

[Parkinsons]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/75-recession-special-2-hot-models-waiting-4-u-22/3625075

Couldn't find any reviews on this one, but pictures look decent, so decided to TOFTT. It was an interesting experience.

I called both numbers and one of them (I forgot which one) called me back to make arrangements. Got to the hotel, she asked if I were interested in the 2-girl special. I said, "let me check both of you out, then decide which one or both".

Went into room, found two girls who look nothing like the pictures in the BP ad. Big surprise there, haha. One was tall and decent looking, a little thick but not chubby, no tats, and act kind of timid. More like a civilian than a WG. The other was short and skinny, a few tats, and a little more talkative and with WG mannerisms. Not too bad, I thought. The advertised rate for a half-hour 2-girl special was $$. I talked them down to $60 then we started.

I never had 2 girls at the same time before. I have to say it was pretty cool to have 2 mouths giving me a CBJ. They refused BBBJ, and said no to DATY. Oh well, I thought, they didn't advertise GFE. The short one seemed more experienced than the other one, as she was directing the tall timid one to do this and that to me. She also initiated some slight girl-on-girl action with the other one. Then the short one climbed on and gave a pretty good CG. Then it was mish. Before long I told her I wanted to switch (I found the tall timid one more attractive, so I wanted to finish in her).

This is where it got interesting. They told me I would need to put on a clean hat before switching. Fine, it makes sense, I've heard that before. They started looking around the room for a new hat, and found none! They looked inside drawers, under mattresses, inside their suitcases. To no avail. They apologized and told me I would have to finish with the short one because the tall timid one couldn't participate in FS without a clean hat. My BS meter told me this is their modus operandi! My initial gut instinct that the tall timid one didn't seem like a WG may be correct. She wasn't going to provide FS anyway, from the get-go. They could make more money with the "2-girl special"!

I quickly negotiated to have $40 refunded. They reluctantly complied. The short one climbed back on for a spirited CG then we finished with mish.

I didn't get crazy upset because they were pleasant, and I got my refund.

Do you think my assessment is correct or am I overly cynical? I want to hear from any fellow monger who had the same experience, either from these 2 or from other provider offering "2 girl specials".

[Tha X Facta]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/75-recession-special-2-hot-models-waiting-4-u-22/3625075

Couldn't find any reviews on this one, but pictures look decent, so decided to TOFTT. It was an interesting experience.
I called both numbers and one of them (I forgot which one) called me back to make arrangements. Got to the hotel, she asked if I were interested in the 2-girl special. I said, "let me check both of you out, then decide which one or both".
Went into room, found two girls who look nothing like the pictures in the BP ad. Big surprise there, haha. One was tall and decent looking, a little thick but not chubby, no tats, and act kind of timid - more like a civilian than a WG. The other was short and skinny, a few tats, and a little more talkative and with WG mannerisms. Not too bad, I thought. The advertised rate for a half-hour 2-girl special was $$. I talked them down to $.6 then we started.
I never had 2 girls at the same time before. I have to say it was pretty cool to have 2 mouths giving me a CBJ. They refused BBBJ, and said no to DATY. Oh well, I thought, they didn't advertise GFE. The short one seemed more experienced than the other one, as she was directing the tall timid one to do this and that to me. She also initiated some slight girl-on-girl action with the other one. Then the short one climbed on and gave a pretty good CG. Then it was mish. Before long I told her I wanted to switch (I found the tall timid one more attractive, so I wanted to finish in her).
This is where it got interesting - they told me I would need to put on a clean hat before switching. Fine, it makes sense, I've heard that before. They started looking around the room for a new hat, and found none! They looked inside drawers, under mattresses, inside their suitcases... to no avail. They apologized and told me I would have to finish with the short one because the tall timid one couldn't participate in FS without a clean hat. My BS meter told me this is their modus operandi!! My initial gut instinct that the tall timid one didn't seem like a WG may be correct. She wasn't going to provide FS anyway, from the get-go. They could make more money with the "2-girl special"!
I quickly negotiated to have .4 refunded. They reluctantly complied. The short one climbed back on for a spirited CG then we finished with mish.
I didn't get crazy upset because they were pleasant, and I got my refund.

Do you think my assessment is correct or am I overly cynical?? I want to hear from any fellow monger who had the same experience, either from these 2 or from other provider offering "2 girl specials".A bait and switch?
Most guys probably would've rolled out!
Damn Park you lucked out, not many situations would've produced the desired result of a refund.

Anyway......always bring your own equipment plus spares!
That alone would've canceled the bloodhound search.

Have equipment that your'e comfortable with.
Equipment that helps you get the job done right and to your satisfaction!

You gotta realize that not every action will be perfect, but at least have some sense of control of your situation.

What's a WG?

[Oldtar]

She's so descriptive about how she likes to be used and degraded, that it seems like a honeypot trap for robbery or who-knows-what. I've seen ads for Subs before, but this one is beyond anything the others have ever written. I was tempted to go just to sate my curiosity, but decided to take a pass.

Interestingly, I've noticed that her "free" donation has gone from $50 for books to $150, which she still says is cheap. Maybe she's getting a lot of business and raising prices accordingly?
When I was in the Laurel area a few weeks ago I tried to call her and got a recording that said that number doesn't accept messages. This week I sent a response to her ad, asking if she would be available this Saturday and still haven't got a response. She only posts one or two ads a day, and not every day. Seems like she's not very interested in doing business. I certainly wouldn't drive the two hours to her location just to see her.

[Brahmabull]

What's a WG?

Working Girl

[Brahmabull]

Getting a little nit-picky, don'tcha think? Being so rigid is bad for the health. He found the ad in Backpage's DC listings, it makes sense to post the query here. Those non-Baltimore MD threads don't get many views.


Not really. I was simply pointing out he was asking questions that MIGHT better be answered by people who are posting about that general area.

What is rigid?

Where is the view information posted on this forum, I have never seen anything indicating how many views a post has. Just because there are not many new posts in PG/Jessup forums, they are viewed heavily when there is a new post. I can tell you because I get a ton of PMs every time I ad a new post.

[Loop Vet]

Where is the view information posted on this forum, I have never seen anything indicating how many views a post has. Just because there are not many new posts in PG/Jessup forums, they are viewed heavily when there is a new post. I can tell you because I get a ton of PMs every time I ad a new post.
You must not have been granted Super Senior status. Some of us have. We can keep tabs on how many people view threads, even in MD Escort Advertiser threads that have zero posts. Like the one in Jessup, and PG (pretty much). Perhaps one day Jackson will grant you the privilege.

I suppose he could have asked his question in the PG and Jessup AMP threads since the same 10 guys (I know, Super Senior and all) discuss AMP related stuff there, but that would probably make even less sense than posting it here. Call me crazy, but I think this is a perfectly acceptable and most reasonable place for him to have asked the question.

Anyway I'm mostly just having fun, so don't take my sarcasm too seriously. It's all good I just hope you don't continue to chide people for posting a question here about an ad they found in backpage DC just because the provider has a room outside the city.

[Tha X Facta]

Working GirlDuhh....#@&%$*&#

[Brahmabull]

You must not have been granted Super Senior status. Some of us have. We can keep tabs on how many people view threads, even in MD Escort Advertiser threads that have zero posts. Like the one in Jessup, and PG (pretty much). Perhaps one day Jackson will grant you the privilege.

I suppose he could have asked his question in the PG and Jessup AMP threads since the same 10 guys (I know, Super Senior and all) discuss AMP related stuff there, but that would probably make even less sense than posting it here. Call me crazy, but I think this is a perfectly acceptable and most reasonable place for him to have asked the question.

Anyway I'm mostly just having fun, so don't take my sarcasm too seriously. It's all good I just hope you don't continue to chide people for posting a question here about an ad they found in backpage DC just because the provider has a room outside the city.

Nope must not have been.

I was not chiding him. I was simply asking a question. Not sure why it bothered you though. You seem to read something in my post that was not there (ie that I was 'scolding' him, when in fact I was not).

I certainly hope he appreciates you answering my question on his behalf. It must be that super senior status you have that grants you the ability to know exactly what he was thinking at the time he posted. With that ability you should easily be able to point out who is LE and not around the board, how come you have not listed them all yet?

Seems like your Super Senior status does not give you any accurate ability to read INTENT in someone's post because you complete mis-guessed mine.
Maybe Jackson will grant that to you on the next upgrade.

Hopefully you won't take my sarcasm too seriously, I'm mostly just having fun, it's all good I just hope you don't continue to misunderstand people and jump on them for responding to people's questions and pointing out that there are other boards for other areas, since they might NOT be aware.

[Stealth Mode]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/18-yo-sexy-young-and-super-tight-pse-gfe-443-531-5348-18/3625368

I've been eyeing this one for awhile but havent pulled the trigger because her first posting made my monger sense tingle. The first post claimed that she was "free" and accepting whatever donations you wanted to make for books as he is a student. Has anyone TOFTT?

She is young (probably around 22 yrs old) with a thick build but not fat, Carribbean look. I forgot to post a review on her. She told me that she was on the track team but got hurt.

When I got there she had another person booked and asked me to wait, and I did. I normally wouldn't have, but did. She was a little paranoid and kept asking me if I were LE. I could tell that she was new to the game.

We got down to business. BBBJ, Mish, and on her stomach to finish. She was ok for the price, but not a top rate escort that could demand $$ for the hour. Plus she is working out of a cheap hotel that should tell you a little something about her. I find that the ones working out of the cheap hotels are more negotiable than the ones in the more expensive hotels.

Good luck, and as always YMMV.

[Pimp Trick]

What this! I am tripping off this exchange. PT loves drama. Plus, I got a new search program. Looking to try it out.

I want in. What is my status? Hehe


Nope must not have been.

I was not chiding him. I was simply asking a question. Not sure why it bothered you though. You seem to read something in my post that was not there (ie that I was 'scolding' him, when in fact I was not).

I certainly hope he appreciates you answering my question on his behalf. It must be that super senior status you have that grants you the ability to know exactly what he was thinking at the time he posted. With that ability you should easily be able to point out who is LE and not around the board, how come you have not listed them all yet?

Seems like your Super Senior status does not give you any accurate ability to read INTENT in someone's post because you complete mis-guessed mine.
Maybe Jackson will grant that to you on the next upgrade.

Hopefully you won't take my sarcasm too seriously, I'm mostly just having fun, it's all good I just hope you don't continue to misunderstand people and jump on them for responding to people's questions and pointing out that there are other boards for other areas, since they might NOT be aware.

[Oldtar]

She is young (probably around 22 yrs old) with a thick build but not fat, Carribbean look. I forgot to post a review on her. She told me that she was on the track team but got hurt.

When I got there she had another person booked and asked me to wait, and I did. I normally wouldn't have, but did. She was a little paranoid and kept asking me if I were LE. I could tell that she was new to the game.

We got down to business. BBBJ, Mish, and on her stomach to finish. She was ok for the price, but not a top rate escort that could demand $$ for the hour. Plus she is working out of a cheap hotel that should tell you a little something about her. I find that the ones working out of the cheap hotels are more negotiable than the ones in the more expensive hotels.

Good luck, and as always YMMV.
Was she as tight as she claims to be?

[Loop Vet]

I just hope you don't continue to misunderstand people and jump on them for responding to people's questions and pointing out that there are other boards for other areas, since they might NOT be aware.
If suggesting someone TOFTT is a constructive response to a query about a provider, then what is the point in anyone ever asking those questions?

I can't read minds, Brahmabull, but I can read into the tone of people's words. Taking into account your posting tendencies, you came off as scolding a newbie for asking a question. I remember Henry Madd from way back in the day, so though he may not post a lot, he's been around a lot longer than you have and is quite familiar with the forum and it's etiquette.

Anyway, I've made my point. If I have misread your intent, then I apologize.

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Pimp Trick,

Good to see you creeping out of the Monger Cave! Looking forward to seeing you tonight at the Super Senior Happy Hour!

[Benchseats Rock]

Pimp Trick,

Good to see you creeping out of the Monger Cave! Looking forward to seeing you tonight at the Super Senior Happy Hour!

Sheeeeit. Nobody told me there was a happy hour tonight.

Seriously, call me if there is one LV - use my Baltimore number or hit me up on FB.


Bench

[Brahmabull]

If I have misread your intent, then I apologize.

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You have and I accept. Thank You.

[The Big Man]

She is young (probably around 22 yrs old) with a thick build but not fat, Carribbean look. I forgot to post a review on her. She told me that she was on the track team but got hurt.

When I got there she had another person booked and asked me to wait, and I did. I normally wouldn't have, but did. She was a little paranoid and kept asking me if I were LE. I could tell that she was new to the game.

We got down to business. BBBJ, Mish, and on her stomach to finish. She was ok for the price, but not a top rate escort that could demand $$ for the hour. Plus she is working out of a cheap hotel that should tell you a little something about her. I find that the ones working out of the cheap hotels are more negotiable than the ones in the more expensive hotels.

Good luck, and as always YMMV.I was this chick just a day ago. You were right on point with your evaluation. I did light her firm thick legs & ass from running. Her breasts were firm and nice. Nice bbbj then off to dogie. Her ass is big and you have to getup under it to get good penetration or you will not be giving her full length. She is a little hard to look at. She is from Liberia. Hopefully after a little more experience she will hone her skills. I don't think I would repeat for now.

[Sleazebum]

They know who they are and we know who they are.

Please do not feed them.

JJ

[Henry Madd]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/18-yo-sexy-young-and-super-tight-pse-gfe-443-531-5348-18/3625368

I've been eyeing this one for awhile but havent pulled the trigger because her first posting made my monger sense tingle. The first post claimed that she was "free" and accepting whatever donations you wanted to make for books as he is a student. Has anyone TOFTT?WoW! I know I've been away for awhile, a long while but who knew that an inquiry coupld spark so much conversation. Thanks to all, I really enjoyed the show. Its good to see that all of the seniors (all hail) Loop, Bench, Pimp are still out doing it for us all. I'm back on the scene and will be more active in the future.

[Oldtar]

WoW! I know I've been away for awhile, a long while but who knew that an inquiry coupld spark so much conversation. Thanks to all, I really enjoyed the show. Its good to see that all of the seniors (all hail) Loop, Bench, Pimp are still out doing it for us all. I'm back on the scene and will be more active in the future.
I got no response from her to my email and several phone calls, so I called somebody else who picked up right away and had a good time. Did you actually see her and if so, how did it go? Is it worth more effort to try to see her?

[Joermd77]

I got no response from her to my email and several phone calls, so I called somebody else who picked up right away and had a good time. Did you actually see her and if so, how did it go? Is it worth more effort to try to see her?This guy blatently says he called another provider , and had fun. Where's your report and how dare you question someone one else's when you can't even share your own.

[Analystgreene]

Saw this post on another board.


FIVE SUSPECTS ARRESTED AND CHARGED WITH PROSTITUTION: On July 10, Charles County Sheriff’s investigators arrested XXXXXXXXX, 45, XXXXXXXXX, 29, XXXXXXXXX, 28, XXXXXXXXX, 26, and XXXXXXXXX, 18, all of Waldorf, in connection with prostitution at a house in the XXXXXXXXX of Old Washington Road. A 17-year-old female was taken into custody but she was not charged. The investigation began after patrol officers noted suspicious activity at the house. After investigating further, officers learned the activity may be related to prostitution. The information was forwarded to the Narcotics and Vice Unit who followed up with a four month long investigation during which members of The Center for Missing and Exploited Children, Maryland State Police, ICE, and the FBI assisted. All five suspects were charged with prostitution related crimes.http://somd.com/news/headlines/2010/12161.shtml

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was edited to remove the names of persons who were arrested from the report.

I want to say this carefully so no one gets the wrong idea here, but if you think about it, posting the names of people who have been arrested is somewhat heartless and really just helping the police in their efforts to embarrass these people.

Since this website is all about assisting people in obtaining commercial sex services, we don't want to add to the problems of the unfortunate people who have been arrested by publishing their names and/or photographs.

Thanks!

[Tha X Facta]

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[Bunker Buster]

There are a number of ads out there with these numbers showing a variety of girls and names, including a supposed mother-daughter team in Rockville.

A Google search turned up even more ads and pix around the country, and at least one review saying he got conned with a $ jackhammer HJ, with a massive upsell.

[Oldtar]

This guy blatently says he called another provider , and had fun. Where's your report and how dare you question someone one else's when you can't even share your own.
The girl I saw was Monica, way up in Rockville/Shady Grove, a long way from either DC (this forum) or Laurel (Brittney's location). There really isn't very much activity on the Montgomery County forum so I didn't think it was worth posting there, but since you're interested, here it is. Monica is exactly like her pictures; very cute, warm and friendly and a bit chubby. She was in a very discreet motel with parking out of view from the street. Her room opened directly onto the parking lot so you don't have to walk past the front desk. She made no attempt to upsell. No DATY, no touching the back door and no bareback. Kitty was shaven but had a few days' worth of stubble. After I finished she even offered me some food and drink. She's a very sweet lady and well worth a visit if you like big girls.

Now, having said that, let me say that my previous post was merely a request for more information about Brittney. I am just wondering, before I give up on her, if she is worth any more effort on my part to contact her as she seems to be very hard to reach. She stresses in her ads that she is very tight. Well, I'm a senior citizen and my Johnson is not as large as it used to be so I like a lady who is tight. If you will notice, I have over 80 reports; I have reported on several ladies and several amp's from Richmond to Baltimore. Yes, I could/should have reported on Monica sooner but I have been busy with a personal, unrelated problem. Sorry if I offended you but I think you over reacted. It seems that the moderator and some other posters agree with me.

[Brahmabull]

Now, having said that, let me say that my previous post was merely a request for more information about Brittney. I am just wondering, before I give up on her, if she is worth any more effort on my part to contact her as she seems to be very hard to reach. She stresses in her ads that she is very tight. Well, I'm a senior citizen and my Johnson is not as large as it used to be so I like a lady who is tight. If you will notice, I have over 80 reports; I have reported on several ladies and several amp's from Richmond to Baltimore. Yes, I could/should have reported on Monica sooner but I have been busy with a personal, unrelated problem. Sorry if I offended you but I think you over reacted. It seems that the moderator and some other posters agree with me.


She now has 1 review on TER. Basically pics not real she is reported heavier then shown. Working out of a hotel in Laurel on 197. Reviewer received service, so if the review is to be believed she is a real provider.

However I would offer this with what her ads are saying and her earlier very LOW price point, she is probably getting a lot of calls and is double booking (budget ladies get a large number of no shows).

I admit her ads were interesting and had me curious, but fake pics/old pics are a deal breaker for me. If you try her out do report back as TER is often times not an accurate source of intel.

[Joseleche]

I admit her ads were interesting and had me curious, but fake pics/old pics are a deal breaker for me. If you try her out do report back as TER is often times not an accurate source of intel.

Old/fake pix deal breaker for me also. But as far as TER accuracy, sometimes they are and aren't. I also check the reviewer to see who else he has reviewed. TER are themselves goofy. They are inconsistant on scoring (they will change a rating on some and not others) Obvious provider reports where same girl has multiple ID #s will be unapproved (where you notify them of this). etc I usually like to see at least 3 reviews and some info here.

[Brahmabull]

Old/fake pix deal breaker for me also. But as far as TER accuracy, sometimes they are and aren't. I also check the reviewer to see who else he has reviewed. TER are themselves goofy. They are inconsistant on scoring (they will change a rating on some and not others) Obvious provider reports where same girl has multiple ID #s will be unapproved (where you notify them of this). etc I usually like to see at least 3 reviews and some info here.

Some TER reviewers especially those with many reviews (I know a few personally that do this) trade good or better reviews on providers for reduced prices. I have heard some even post bad reviews on certain providers for free or nearly free sessions with a competing provider.

So always as Joseleche said, consider the source and even then be skeptical.

[Bunker Buster]

Some TER reviewers especially those with many reviews (I know a few personally that do this) trade good or better reviews on providers for reduced prices. I have heard some even post bad reviews on certain providers for free or nearly free sessions with a competing provider.

So always as Joseleche said, consider the source and even then be skeptical.

There are some TER reviewers with a hundred reviews, all of which are 8/9 or better. How many "once in a lifetime" experiences are there, and how is it possible that a hobbyist never has an average experience?

I've also found TER to be uninterested in accuracy or integrity. I've flagged a bunch of reviews for significant problems (e.g., girls who don't offer GFE, Greek or BBBJ getting 9s and 10s for performance), and also informed them when one girl is using multiple names and numbers. They don't act on my problem reports or give me credit for them. I've also had unkind reviews of "preferred" providers rejected.

I've read quite a few stories over the years that the guy who runs TER extorts free sessions from girls by threatening to give them bad reviews.

[Joseleche]

There are some TER reviewers with a hundred reviews, all of which are 8/9 or better. How many "once in a lifetime" experiences are there, and how is it possible that a hobbyist never has an average experience?

I've also found TER to be uninterested in accuracy or integrity. I've flagged a bunch of reviews for significant problems (e.g., girls who don't offer GFE, Greek or BBBJ getting 9s and 10s for performance), and also informed them when one girl is using multiple names and numbers. They don't act on my problem reports or give me credit for them. I've also had unkind reviews of "preferred" providers rejected.

I've read quite a few stories over the years that the guy who runs TER extorts free sessions from girls by threatening to give them bad reviews.

I agree, but it is just one source. I am glad to have it along with this. Like I said, I prefer a certain number of reviews and I check the reviewers, I find some have the same tastes as me so the I can see whether our experiences are the same. But it is not full proof. YMMV is always in affect. I have stated in other posts about, one my friends had a very bad experience and the girl had 2 very good reviews (my rule is at least three)(and now a bad one) and has some on that San Fran based review site. But she turned out to be a total rob. When you really read her reviews instead judging from the number you see she was not as good as the numbers imply.

[Jackbenimble17]

I agree, but it is just one source. I am glad to have it along with this. Like I said, I prefer a certain number of reviews and I check the reviewers, I find some have the same tastes as me so the I can see whether our experiences are the same. But it is not full proof. YMMV is always in affect. I have stated in other posts about, one my friends had a very bad experience and the girl had 2 very good reviews (my rule is at least three)(and now a bad one) and has some on that San Fran based review site. But she turned out to be a total rob. When you really read her reviews instead judging from the number you see she was not as good as the numbers imply.I have been posting on another site for years and all my reviews are true and correct. You can normally tell the fake reviews because the poster is relatively new and havent reviewed many providers.

[Drewsky66]

I was scimming through BP and ran across Leena. I was really interested from the pics. Something about a caucasian woman with a phat ass drives me crazy. Couldn't find much on her, but when I called she sounded real nice on the phone. It was two call system to her nice hotel right beside Thomas Circle. I was a little early but she was ok with that. When she opened the door she looked just like the pics. She has a great ass, and she is cute. Laid donation down and we got comfortable. She went to turn her phone down which was nice when dealing with a provider from BP.

I sat on the bed and kissed and sucked her boobs. Grabbed her big ass, which as very nice! I got covered and she gave a pretty good CBJ. We next started Doggie. This is where we spent a while in that postion. Holding onto her booty and few smack of that ass here and there. lol I worked up a sweat and we stoped for a few minutes. I kissed her ass and did some DATY. She gave another brief CBJ. Then we did CG I only lasted for about 2 minutes there and Popped. She licked my ear just after I started cumming! I cleaned up and we talked for a bit. She offered another round, We tried but it didn't happen.

She was nice and it turned out to be a good session! Damage was 180hr. She said she would be in the area for like a month! Going to Alexandria next. after further research she also went by kerry golden.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...pho-20/3649727

[The Big Man]

I was scimming through BP and ran across Leena. I was really interested from the pics. Something about a caucasian woman with a phat ass drives me crazy. Couldn't find much on her, but when I called she sounded real nice on the phone. It was two call system to her nice hotel right beside Thomas Circle. I was a little early but she was ok with that. When she opened the door she looked just like the pics. She has a great ass, and she is cute. Laid donation down and we got comfortable. She went to turn her phone down which was nice when dealing with a provider from BP.

I sat on the bed and kissed and sucked her boobs. Grabbed her big ass, which as very nice! I got covered and she gave a pretty good CBJ. We next started Doggie. This is where we spent a while in that postion. Holding onto her booty and few smack of that ass here and there. lol I worked up a sweat and we stoped for a few minutes. I kissed her ass and did some DATY. She gave another brief CBJ. Then we did CG I only lasted for about 2 minutes there and Popped. She licked my ear just after I started cumming! I cleaned up and we talked for a bit. She offered another round, We tried but it didn't happen.

She was nice and it turned out to be a good session! Damage was 180hr. She said she would be in the area for like a month! Going to Alexandria next. after further research she also went by kerry golden.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...pho-20/3649727She does have quite a nice onion back there! I like.

[Wasntme]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/75-recession-special-2-hot-models-waiting-4-u-22/3625075

Couldn't find any reviews on this one, but pictures look decent, so decided to TOFTT. It was an interesting experience.

I called both numbers and one of them (I forgot which one) called me back to make arrangements. Got to the hotel, she asked if I were interested in the 2-girl special. I said, "let me check both of you out, then decide which one or both".

Went into room, found two girls who look nothing like the pictures in the BP ad. Big surprise there, haha. One was tall and decent looking, a little thick but not chubby, no tats, and act kind of timid. More like a civilian than a WG. The other was short and skinny, a few tats, and a little more talkative and with WG mannerisms. Not too bad, I thought. The advertised rate for a half-hour 2-girl special was $$. I talked them down to $60 then we started.

I never had 2 girls at the same time before. I have to say it was pretty cool to have 2 mouths giving me a CBJ. They refused BBBJ, and said no to DATY. Oh well, I thought, they didn't advertise GFE. The short one seemed more experienced than the other one, as she was directing the tall timid one to do this and that to me. She also initiated some slight girl-on-girl action with the other one. Then the short one climbed on and gave a pretty good CG. Then it was mish. Before long I told her I wanted to switch (I found the tall timid one more attractive, so I wanted to finish in her).

This is where it got interesting. They told me I would need to put on a clean hat before switching. Fine, it makes sense, I've heard that before. They started looking around the room for a new hat, and found none! They looked inside drawers, under mattresses, inside their suitcases. To no avail. They apologized and told me I would have to finish with the short one because the tall timid one couldn't participate in FS without a clean hat. My BS meter told me this is their modus operandi! My initial gut instinct that the tall timid one didn't seem like a WG may be correct. She wasn't going to provide FS anyway, from the get-go. They could make more money with the "2-girl special"!

I quickly negotiated to have $40 refunded. They reluctantly complied. The short one climbed back on for a spirited CG then we finished with mish.

I didn't get crazy upset because they were pleasant, and I got my refund.

Do you think my assessment is correct or am I overly cynical? I want to hear from any fellow monger who had the same experience, either from these 2 or from other provider offering "2 girl specials".
Damn good info... I've been eyeing the ads but hadnt taken the plunge yet. Thanks for the report Park!

[Holden Miyone]

I've read quite a few stories over the years that the guy who runs TER extorts free sessions from girls by threatening to give them bad reviews.They guy who did that used to run TER, it is under new management and he is in jail.

[Parkinsons]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/thaiandfilipina_-laurel-beautiful-exotic-asian-g0ddess-3-days-only/3631650

Gave this one a try yesterday. Got her on the phone, agreed to the donations, then her questioning began.
"What do you do for a living?"
"What is your race?"
I've been getting this a lot lately - "what is my race"?? Does it matter?
I got annoyed but went ahead anyways. She was close by, and there are plenty of reviews on TER to validate her.
Got into her hotel room, she looks better in person than pics in the ad. I asked her what's with the race question.
"You sounded black over the phone," she said. "I don't see black guys."
She claimed blacks are "dangerous" because of a bad experience she had before. Well, way to stereotype a whole group of folks based on one. Either way, she was the dumb one to set up shop in PG County but don't want black customers! (And, haha, the whole time I was there the TV was tuned to BET.)
I did the deed and left. She was just going through the motions. Everything covered, no CG. "I don't get on top." I've been getting that a lot lately, too! WTF??
I will not repeat.

[The Big Man]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/thaiandfilipina_-laurel-beautiful-exotic-asian-g0ddess-3-days-only/3631650

Gave this one a try yesterday. Got her on the phone, agreed to the donations, then her questioning began.

"What do you do for a living? "

"What is your race? "

I've been getting this a lot lately. "what is my race"? Does it matter?

I got annoyed but went ahead anyways. She was close by, and there are plenty of reviews on another site to validate her.

Got into her hotel room, she looks better in person than pics in the ad. I asked her what's with the race question.

"You sounded black over the phone, " she said. "I don't see black guys. "

She claimed blacks are "dangerous" because of a bad experience she had before. Well, way to stereotype a whole group of folks based on one. Either way, she was the dumb one to set up shop in PG County but don't want black customers! (And, haha, the whole time I was there the TV was tuned to BET.)

I did the deed and left. She was just going through the motions. Everything covered, no CG. "I don't get on top. " I've been getting that a lot lately, too! WTF?

I will not repeat.I thought that with the bad economy, providers would see anyone with a heartbeat and a couple of Benjamins. I have noticed the lower prices even for the higher quality girls now compared to a couple of years ago.

As for those providers who have safety concerns, I think a bad client is a bad client. The race or ethnicity has absolutely no bearing. I think when its time for her to pay for that hotel room she will take a penis of any color shape or size.

In addition, it sounds like her performance / attitude was less than average.

Maybe she needs to go to one of Roger's Gang Bang parties so she can get hit multiple times by the rainbow coalition. (hahahahaha) No one cared when I attended the last one. It was just laying pipe and laughing & having a good time for all regardless of race.

[Joseleche]

I thought that with the bad economy, providers would see anyone with a heartbeat and a couple of Benjamins. I have noticed the lower prices even for the higher quality girls now compared to a couple of years ago.

As for those providers who have safety concerns, I think a bad client is a bad client. The race or ethnicity has absolutely no bearing. I think when its time for her to pay for that hotel room she will take a penis of any color shape or size.

In addition, it sounds like her performance / attitude was less than average.

Maybe she needs to go to one of Roger's Gang Bang parties so she can get hit multiple times by the rainbow coalition. (hahahahaha) No one cared when I attended the last one. It was just laying pipe and laughing & having a good time for all regardless of race.

I have noticed some girls are trying to Charge more, I see alot $200/hh.

[Brahmabull]

I did the deed and left. She was just going through the motions. Everything covered, no CG. "I don't get on top." I've been getting that a lot lately, too! WTF??


Seems to be the assumption(maybe it is a fact I do not know I didn't research it) that we (men) can last longer in the act if the lady is on top.

So if they get on top they may believe it will take us longer to finish and most of these budget providers are into volume, get in, get on, get off, get out. They do not want to extend the session 1 second longer then needed for the finish.

[Pizzlepro02]

Funny thing @ many of these ads w/ high prices is that the pics in them are complete BS! I guess if you're runnin' a scam, you're tryin' to get the biggest haul possible.

I've actually experienced a downward pricing trend w/ the net providers I've seen recently. I've had a string of 1HH chicks who were bangin' and delivered the goods! The only problem has been that none of them has stuck around very long or come back to the area.


I have noticed some girls are trying to Charge more, I see alot $200/hh.

[Joseleche]

Funny thing @ many of these ads w/ high prices is that the pics in them are complete BS! I guess if you're runnin' a scam, you're tryin' to get the biggest haul possible.

I've actually experienced a downward pricing trend w/ the net providers I've seen recently. I've had a string of 1HH chicks who were bangin' and delivered the goods! The only problem has been that none of them has stuck around very long or come back to the area.

That is how it seemed earlier in the year. But some of these west coast girls roll into town thinkin the are that, with not great reviews or nine at want want 200hh/300fh. I havn gone to see them just stating an observation

[Pizzlepro02]

Because I scour the ad sites several times a day, I've been able to find some diamonds in the rough. However, my approach differs from others b/c I place much more emphasis on pics than reviews. Doing this the last couple of months I've come across some chicks that are relatively new to the net game and who happen to look good and give good service for fair prices. The only thing is that these chicks had very few or no reviews, which doesn't bother me.

My view on the high-price ads is that there better be a justification in the ad (i.e. pornstar, real GFE/PSE, several excellent reviews, etc.). If the ads doesn't offer any explanation for the premium pricing, it's almost definitely a waste time.


That is how it seemed earlier in the year. But some of these west coast girls roll into town thinkin the are that, with not great reviews or nine at want want 200hh/300fh. I havn gone to see them just stating an observation

[The Big Man]

I have noticed some girls are trying to Charge more, I see alot $200/hh.I think us Mongers need to take a little more control and refuse a provider when they:

1) Bait & switch

2) Friend in the bathroom (Too cheap to get their own room)

3) Room is messy or smoky

4) Pic is old as hell or just not accurate

5) Don't list is too long.

6) Movie star attitude (After all she is a "Pay per view"

I guess I could go on and on. Anyway, the point is he who has the $$$ is king. They wait for us to call them. If we don't call, they don't eat. We the mongers get to chose. We are the "Movie Star in this type of relationship.

$200-$300 for one hour is a whole lot of money. When you consider that it is tax free also makes it even more attractive. Many of these providers only other alternative positions would have been a little or minimum wages if any job at all.

Now that being said there are some class acts out their which I have come across which I end up putting them on the rotation schedule.

Just my thoughts!

[Joseleche]

Because I scour the ad sites several times a day, I've been able to find some diamonds in the rough. However, my approach differs from others b/c I place much more emphasis on pics than reviews. Doing this the last couple of months I've come across some chicks that are relatively new to the net game and who happen to look good and give good service for fair prices. The only thing is that these chicks had very few or no reviews, which doesn't bother me.

My view on the high-price ads is that there better be a justification in the ad (i.e. pornstar, real GFE/PSE, several excellent reviews, etc.). If the ads doesn't offer any explanation for the premium pricing, it's almost definitely a waste time.

One that comes to mind that That I think seems to be overpriced is Dana In Baltimore county, 443 number. She only has a few reviews and no higher than 7 and wants $200/300. Her reviews do not warrant that and she doesnt show her face in pix.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-real-pictures-satisfaction-guaranteed-21/2541392

[Pizzlepro02]

Another prime example:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/all-natural-sexy-latina-visiting-20/3599417

Looked up her reviews on another board and they're not impressive (i.e., non-GFE, etc.). Some chicks think that just b/c they might fit a more mainstream conception of beauty, they can charge a premium. However, I can't say that this is new trend b/c I've always noticed ads like these -- the sorority chick, spring break, runway model types. Thankfully these chicks are not my type, so I typically don't have to deal w/ the premium pricing.


One that comes to mind that That I think seems to be overpriced is Dana In Baltimore county, 443 number. She only has a few reviews and no higher than 7 and wants $200/300. Her reviews do not warrant that and she doesnt show her face in pix.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-real-pictures-satisfaction-guaranteed-21/2541392

[Bunker Buster]

They guy who did that used to run TER, it is under new management and he is in jail.

I was just reading up on Elms and his felony troubles (conspiracy, aggravated assault, drugs, weapons...). The dumbest part is, he was arrested at the Mexican border trying to cross INTO California. The bozo was safely out of the country (after skipping to Toronto, then Dubai, Armenia, Iran and Mexico), and inexplicably came back to the US. Once you start running, why on earth would you come back?

In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny: what a maroon.

[Drewsky66]

Seems to be the assumption(maybe it is a fact I do not know I didn't research it) that we (men) can last longer in the act if the lady is on top.

So if they get on top they may believe it will take us longer to finish and most of these budget providers are into volume, get in, get on, get off, get out. They do not want to extend the session 1 second longer then needed for the finish.
I have always thought when they don't get on top, its because they are just too lazy to get on top. CG requires some work on her part. I've have also thought those that don't ride, just don't know how to ride.

You probably right too :)


Drew

[Analystgreene]

She works out of Oxon Hill and Clinton. Just a basic project escort. Nothing special and really not interested in pleasing you. Just trying to get you in and out. Not bad for 40-50 for 15 mins.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/availablle-now-quick-stops-available-with-a-sexy-caramel-21/3658323

[Eatatmoes]

Now, having said that, let me say that my previous post was merely a request for more information about Brittney.

I've seen Britney before (the girl in Laurel whose picture you posted). She is a bigger girl, pleasantly plump, very much into cleanliness. She wiped me down before and after with an alcohol wipe and was very much up front with the fact that she was not into any unprotected activities.

As I recall, she was very tight, and I enjoyed working out with her. She gave a really solid CBJ and was very playful. She got into it and asked that I take her from behind. I've always assumed that this is because then she wouldn't have to look at me, that position generally feels the best for a woman, and she knows most men won't last more than a few solid strokes watching her big creamy ass before having to give up the ghost.

She seems to be a budget provider that thrives on volume, but I will say she is good at what she does and makes it a very nice, albeit short, experience.

[Eatatmoes]

I have always thought when they don't get on top, its because they are just too lazy to get on top. CG requires some work on her part. I've have also thought those that don't ride, just don't know how to ride.

You probably right too :)


Drew

Though I will say almost all AMP providers immediately get on top as a default position. My thought about that is that honestly most of these K-girls can't handle an average-sized dick without a lot of pain, even if you come in early in the day.

[Tha X Facta]

She works out of Oxon Hill and Clinton. Just a basic project escort. Nothing special and really not interested in pleasing you. Just trying to get you in and out. Not bad for 40-50 for 15 mins.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/availablle-now-quick-stops-available-with-a-sexy-caramel-21/3658323Speaking of Oxon Hill, is there any info on Ms Honey. (http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-redds-ms-honeys-explosion/3657782) Any reasons to reconsider?

[Oldtar]

I've seen Britney before (the girl in Laurel whose picture you posted). She is a bigger girl, pleasantly plump, very much into cleanliness. She wiped me down before and after with an alcohol wipe and was very much up front with the fact that she was not into any unprotected activities.

As I recall, she was very tight, and I enjoyed working out with her. She gave a really solid CBJ and was very playful. She got into it and asked that I take her from behind. I've always assumed that this is because then she wouldn't have to look at me, that position generally feels the best for a woman, and she knows most men won't last more than a few solid strokes watching her big creamy ass before having to give up the ghost.

She seems to be a budget provider that thrives on volume, but I will say she is good at what she does and makes it a very nice, albeit short, experience.
The girl whose picture I posted now goes by Monica. She was in Rockville when I saw her but has moved to Springfield, VA now. I think she's going to College Park in a week or so. I paid her for an hour but was out in a half hour, but it was fun, anyway. The Brittney I was asking about is in Laurel, is black and advertises as "free, just a small donation to help with my school books". I'm a long way from Laurel and not likely to be back there for some time so we'll see if her situation changes in a couple of months.

[The Big Man]

Has anyone seen this girl. I have been watching her ad for a while and was thinking about sampling the goods?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/ads/1888250444.html

[Parkinsons]

My bad streak with sub-par providers continues. Saw a provider in College Park/Beltsville, largely based on her excellent reviews on TER. She was also advertising greek on BP, so I called her up.
In the ad she asked for $.4 for 35 min plus .5 extra for backdoor pass. I tried to talk her down. What's the harm, right? It's free enterprise in a free country, I have the right to ask, she has the right to say no. I always do this with providers, none of them gives me any difficulties. (Little did I know, except this time.)
She stood her ground, and I complied - again, based on her good reviews. Got to her hotel room, I told her I'd go rinse off for her. She volunteered to get in the shower with me (so far, so good).
I started showering, then she came in the bathroom - to take a massive dump! "Damn girl, you must've had Taco Bell for lunch or something," I jokingly said.
She told me she had to clear the backdoor before we started. Ok, fine. Just kinda funny. We started in the shower, then moved on to the bed. Then it went downhill fast.
BBBJ, mish, then greek. It was ok, it was not spectacular. No sooner was I in her backdoor for like 2 min, her whole attitude changed. "Aren't you gonna bust your nut??" She told me my time was up, but I've only been there for 25 min (including the shower, so you can imagine real FS time hasn't been long at all)!
I tried to brush it off, but she was serious about rushing me. "Damn you just want something for nothing. Tried to talk me down on the phone and sh!t!"
I pointed out to her the time I called, and how long I was truly there. She refused to acknowledge that her ad says 35 min. "30 min! not 35!" I knew by then all was lost, including my mood.
Tried to do greek again, but I just wasn't feeling her anymore. Told her to finish me with HJ, she complied reluctantly, with the worst attitude on her face. She told me I started everything off on the wrong foot by negotiating donations over the phone. (WTF? The truth was she had another client coming.)
While cleaning myself off and putting my clothes back on, she started to light up a medicinal cigarette!!! I mean DAMN, I may be into mongering but herbs is not one of my vices. Plus, I don't want to smell like Bob Marley going back to the office. I asked her not to do that until I left the room.
I got out of there as quickly as I could.
Trusted members PM me for provider's name and link.

[Loop Vet]

Has anyone seen this girl. I have been watching her ad for a while and was thinking about sampling the goods?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/ads/1888250444.html
The pic is fake. That's video vixen Summer Walker.

http://www.google.com/images?q=summer%20walker&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1201&bih=838

[Sleazebum]

Something that bad should be openly posted for all to C. Feel free to post her name and contact info so we will all be warned. If she sees it then she will either do better or go away. Eitehr way we all win!

JJ


My bad streak with sub-par providers continues. Saw a provider in College Park/Beltsville, largely based on her excellent reviews on another site. She was also advertising greek on BP, so I called her up.

In the ad she asked for $40 for 35 min plus $50 extra for backdoor pass. I tried to talk her down. What's the harm, right? It's free enterprise in a free country, I have the right to ask, she has the right to say no. I always do this with providers, none of them gives me any difficulties. (Little did I know, except this time.)

She stood her ground, and I complied. Again, based on her good reviews. Got to her hotel room, I told her I'd go rinse off for her. She volunteered to get in the shower with me (so far, so good).

I started showering, then she came in the bathroom. To take a massive dump! "Damn girl, you must've had Taco Bell for lunch or something, " I jokingly said.

She told me she had to clear the backdoor before we started. Ok, fine. Just kinda funny. We started in the shower, then moved on to the bed. Then it went downhill fast.

BBBJ, mish, then greek. It was ok, it was not spectacular. No sooner was I in her backdoor for like 2 min, her whole attitude changed. "Aren't you going to bust your nut? " She told me my time was up, but I've only been there for 25 min (including the shower, so you can imagine real FS time hasn't been long at all)!

I tried to brush it off, but she was serious about rushing me. "Damn you just want something for nothing. Tried to talk me down on the phone and sh! T! "

I pointed out to her the time I called, and how long I was truly there. She refused to acknowledge that her ad says 35 min. "30 min! Not 35! " I knew by then all was lost, including my mood.

Tried to do greek again, but I just wasn't feeling her anymore. Told her to finish me with HJ, she complied reluctantly, with the worst attitude on her face. She told me I started everything off on the wrong foot by negotiating donations over the phone. (WTF? The truth was she had another client coming.)

While cleaning myself off and putting my clothes back on, she started to light up a medicinal cigarette! I mean DAMN, I may be into mongering but herbs is not one of my vices. Plus, I don't want to smell like Bob Marley going back to the office. I asked her not to do that until I left the room.

I got out of there as quickly as I could.

Trusted members PM me for provider's name and link.

[Bunker Buster]

My bad streak with sub-par providers continues. Saw a provider in College Park/Beltsville, largely based on her excellent reviews on TER.
I started showering, then she came in the bathroom - to take a massive dump! "
"Aren't you gonna bust your nut??" She told me my time was up, but I've only been there for 25 min.
"Damn you just want something for nothing."
She refused to acknowledge that her ad says 35 min. "30 min! not 35!"
Told her to finish me with HJ, she complied reluctantly, with the worst attitude on her face.
While cleaning myself off and putting my clothes back on, she started to light up a medicinal cigarette!!
Trusted members PM me for provider's name and link.


Usually, one keeps specific info off the boards for a girl worth protecting. Sounds like this one deserves the worst. I'm going out on a limb here and guessing that Tasha is not so Fierce.

[Wasntme]

I think us Mongers need to take a little more control and refuse a provider when they:

1) Bait & switch

2) Friend in the bathroom (Too cheap to get their own room)

3) Room is messy or smoky

4) Pic is old as hell or just not accurate

5) Don't list is too long.

6) Movie star attitude (After all she is a "Pay per view"

I guess I could go on and on. Anyway, the point is he who has the $$$ is king. They wait for us to call them. If we don't call, they don't eat. We the mongers get to chose. We are the "Movie Star in this type of relationship.

$200-$300 for one hour is a whole lot of money. When you consider that it is tax free also makes it even more attractive. Many of these providers only other alternative positions would have been a little or minimum wages if any job at all.

Now that being said there are some class acts out their which I have come across which I end up putting them on the rotation schedule.

Just my thoughts!
I'm in total agreement. As of lately I've taken this attitude in all aspects of life. If I hate the service at a restaurant I wont return and may even write their corporate office, likewise with providers. This is a service industry, and if your service is bad then you get nothing from me! The only way they fill the sting is if their income diminishes. It's up to us to drive the expected quality of service up. And the only way to do that is not give into the BS.

[Drkrider]

Parkinsons.

I recommend you post the name. You aren't "bad mouthing" the provider, you're just reporting what happened. There may be some members on this board who find the interaction you described as "acceptable" (I'm not one, but to each his own).

Of all the things you mentioned, the rush and the "weed" for me are the worst. I hate to see a provider who reeks of cigarettes or weed and then smell like that on my way back to work. But like I stated earlier. Some guys may want to light up with the provider, watch her take a dump and be directed when to finish up.


My bad streak with sub-par providers continues. Saw a provider in College Park/Beltsville, largely based on her excellent reviews on another site. She was also advertising greek on BP, so I called her up.

In the ad she asked for $40 for 35 min plus $50 extra for backdoor pass. I tried to talk her down. What's the harm, right? It's free enterprise in a free country, I have the right to ask, she has the right to say no. I always do this with providers, none of them gives me any difficulties. (Little did I know, except this time.)

She stood her ground, and I complied. Again, based on her good reviews. Got to her hotel room, I told her I'd go rinse off for her. She volunteered to get in the shower with me (so far, so good).

I started showering, then she came in the bathroom. To take a massive dump! "Damn girl, you must've had Taco Bell for lunch or something, " I jokingly said.

She told me she had to clear the backdoor before we started. Ok, fine. Just kinda funny. We started in the shower, then moved on to the bed. Then it went downhill fast.

BBBJ, mish, then greek. It was ok, it was not spectacular. No sooner was I in her backdoor for like 2 min, her whole attitude changed. "Aren't you going to bust your nut? " She told me my time was up, but I've only been there for 25 min (including the shower, so you can imagine real FS time hasn't been long at all)!

I tried to brush it off, but she was serious about rushing me. "Damn you just want something for nothing. Tried to talk me down on the phone and sh! T! "

I pointed out to her the time I called, and how long I was truly there. She refused to acknowledge that her ad says 35 min. "30 min! Not 35! " I knew by then all was lost, including my mood.

Tried to do greek again, but I just wasn't feeling her anymore. Told her to finish me with HJ, she complied reluctantly, with the worst attitude on her face. She told me I started everything off on the wrong foot by negotiating donations over the phone. (WTF? The truth was she had another client coming.)

While cleaning myself off and putting my clothes back on, she started to light up a medicinal cigarette! I mean DAMN, I may be into mongering but herbs is not one of my vices. Plus, I don't want to smell like Bob Marley going back to the office. I asked her not to do that until I left the room.

I got out of there as quickly as I could.

Trusted members PM me for provider's name and link.

[Stealth Mode]

My bad streak with sub-par providers continues. Saw a provider in College Park/Beltsville, largely based on her excellent reviews on TER. She was also advertising greek on BP, so I called her up.
In the ad she asked for $.4 for 35 min plus .5 extra for backdoor pass. I tried to talk her down. What's the harm, right? It's free enterprise in a free country, I have the right to ask, she has the right to say no. I always do this with providers, none of them gives me any difficulties. (Little did I know, except this time.)
She stood her ground, and I complied - again, based on her good reviews. Got to her hotel room, I told her I'd go rinse off for her. She volunteered to get in the shower with me (so far, so good).
I started showering, then she came in the bathroom - to take a massive dump! "Damn girl, you must've had Taco Bell for lunch or something," I jokingly said.
She told me she had to clear the backdoor before we started. Ok, fine. Just kinda funny. We started in the shower, then moved on to the bed. Then it went downhill fast.
BBBJ, mish, then greek. It was ok, it was not spectacular. No sooner was I in her backdoor for like 2 min, her whole attitude changed. "Aren't you gonna bust your nut??" She told me my time was up, but I've only been there for 25 min (including the shower, so you can imagine real FS time hasn't been long at all)!
I tried to brush it off, but she was serious about rushing me. "Damn you just want something for nothing. Tried to talk me down on the phone and sh!t!"
I pointed out to her the time I called, and how long I was truly there. She refused to acknowledge that her ad says 35 min. "30 min! not 35!" I knew by then all was lost, including my mood.
Tried to do greek again, but I just wasn't feeling her anymore. Told her to finish me with HJ, she complied reluctantly, with the worst attitude on her face. She told me I started everything off on the wrong foot by negotiating donations over the phone. (WTF? The truth was she had another client coming.)
While cleaning myself off and putting my clothes back on, she started to light up a medicinal cigarette!!! I mean DAMN, I may be into mongering but herbs is not one of my vices. Plus, I don't want to smell like Bob Marley going back to the office. I asked her not to do that until I left the room.
I got out of there as quickly as I could.
Trusted members PM me for provider's name and link.

Your ad is totally useless without providing the name and ad of the person you are referring to. If you want to keep the information only for "trusted members", then you should have PM'd your review to them rather than post it publicly without revealing the person.

[Brahmabull]

Your ad is totally useless without providing the name and ad of the person you are referring to. If you want to keep the information only for "trusted members", then you should have PM'd your review to them rather than post it publicly without revealing the person.


I may be wrong but I believe I figured out the name of the provider from the title of the post. It was not that hard.

As often is done around here, enough clues are usually in the post to figure it.

Bunker already named her below.

[Tha X Facta]

Speaking of Oxon Hill, is there any info on Ms Honey. Any reasons to reconsider? I made the call, and assumed Ms Honey. (http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-redds-ms-honeys-explosion/3657782) was holed up in a notel; not the case.
She had her own place. Did a dry run to check out the complex.
Parked out of view around the corner, and started a serious debate: Leave or stay.

Geographically speaking, this local is not for the squeamish.
From where I parked, walking to her spot was gonna be a trying condition; an ordeal.
The hood was alive and in motion.
People were everywhere, just chillin and hangin out.(sidewalks, parking lot....even on the steps.)

Fuck it!, I stepped out the ride in an unpretentious demeanor, like I belonged.
Walked around the corner, across the parking lot, and up the steps to the third floor.
Made another call, the door opened, and we exchanged pleasantries.
I Instantly picked up on Honey's cool ass demeanor as she led me to her room.

Ms Honey was taller than I had expected, bout 5' 9", give or take an inch.
Lean, sculptured and most definitely built for performance.

Again, (I) exchanged pleasantries before getting down to business.
The bed was a mess, clothing everywhere.
As she undressed I noticed movement underneath some clothes.

What tha......
Don't worry, that's my kitty.

Yea, you gotta get that kitty outta here. :cool:
You don't like my little kitty?

I reached between her legs and rubbed her moist shaved kitty.
Bring this one back, that one gotta go. (She smiled)

When she returned, I reached around the small of her back and pulled her in close.
I kissed her neck from one side to the other, she even tilted her head back.
Worked my way down to her nipples, but those nipple rings just did'nt cut it.
With both hands on the back of my head, she slightly urged me to move further down south.
I could'nt believe this shit, I was on my knees.

Focusing on her belly button, I dipped the tip of my tongue into Honey's
deep, long oval shaped navel.
A slight taste of soap was apparent from the shower she had taken prior to our meeting.

I wiggled it for a second, and as I looked looked up, I read her mind.
(Honey wanted me to continue the southern route.)

She looked down with an urge of necessity, mixed with sexual impulses at having her navel licked.
Her silent and and intense gaze turned to dissapointment, she knew the southern road trip had to end right there.

Instead of clearing off the bed, she pulled a sheet from the closet and spread it on the floor.
Pants kicked to the side, I reached in my pocket, pulled out a helmet for L'il man and handed it to her.
Automatically she dropped to her knees, strapped L'il man down,
and proceded to give one of the best cbj's I've had in a while.

To make a long story short, we went through through the whole rigmarole!!
No fuss.....No rush

When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes, Ms Honey (http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/amazing-sweet-honey/3584606) smiled for the second time.

Most Women have good sex in'em.
The talented and untalented have the ability to share it with us.

The trick is extracting it.

X Out

Pm for more info

[The Big Man]

I know the saying goes, "Different strokes for different folks" Ok, I can get with that. Now if this young lady called to me on the street I would run or at least dial 911 for assistance.

I am just trying to get a feel to see if there are takers of bbw of these dimensions?

http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/supreme-diva-bbw-pornstar-here-now-98inches-app-only/2533061

[Parkinsons]

I made the call, and assumed Ms Honey. (http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-redds-ms-honeys-explosion/3657782) was holed up in a notel; not the case.
She had her own place. Did a dry run to check out the complex.
Parked out of view around the corner, and started a serious debate: Leave or stay.


When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes, Ms Honey (http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/amazing-sweet-honey/3584606) smiled for the second time.

Most Women have good sex in'em.
The talented and untalented have the ability to share it with us.

The trick is extracting it.

X Out

Pm for more info


Excellent report! Enjoyed your narrative.

[Tha X Facta]

Excellent report! Enjoyed your narrative.Thanks Park, just call'em like I see'em.
TOFTT (http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=3584606&image=3682728) and came out on top. :)

X

[Jackbenimble17]

Ran across her on BP located in Camp Spring. Called and she answered and agreed on half for 1. 2 She is an older provider and has a cute accent. Originally from Israel. Loved the natural big tata's and worth the visit alone. Nice hotel and standard two call system. Got started with nice CBJ and all positions were had with the beauty. Finished in mish and out the door in less than 25 minutes. She offered domination and fetish for extra roses but wasnt interested. Maybe next time.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-dana-experience-38/3362006

[Wasntme]

Late last week there seemed to be an influx of new talent posted. Some of the ads looked repetitive so I didnt bother with those. I ended up calling Oliva (name was actually Olivia, misspelled in the ad). We talked but her incall was not conveninet for me in the middle of the day. Later in the evening I ended up calling Cuba and made arrangements to see her late night/early morning...

...long story short I get to Cuba's incall and she opens the door. She greets me and tells me to "come on in". I see her friend in the bathroom. It didn't take but one look to see that this isnt the chick from the picture.

me: "You look nothing like your picture"
her: "really"
me: "not at all"
her: "my hair was longer in those pictures"
me: "whatever, the pictures are a different person"

I then about-face and walk out. It's pretty late and I realize this is my best shot at some action tonight, but F-it! I'm tired of these broads and their games. I then call Olivia from earlier - her incall was in the same area. The phone rings...

her: "hello"
me: "hey we talked earlier but your incall wasn't convenient, you available"
her: "yea, didnt you just leave the room?"
me: "huh? I left someone elses room"
her: "yea, I'm with her. come back to the room"
me: "were you the one that was in the bathroom?"
her: "no"
me: "well how do you know I just left the room"
her: [pause]
her: "i was downstairs. we share information"
me: [I hang up the phone]

These chicks weren't bad looking, but I wasnt feeding into their games. My message is simple, if you want to get paid you need to be honest. Both Cuba and Olivia looked top notch in their photos (granted I took a chance because only professional pics were posted). I'm assuming that Olivia was the one in the bathroom, but even if she was on a different floor and recognized my number through her friend I had no reason to believe she was who she claimed to be online.

I was a little slow on this post and the BP ads have already been taken down.
Not sure if you can post phone numbers, but here's a partial to look out for:
Cuba (847) ***-5735
Olivia (917) ***-4452

[Dino1921]

I'm new to backpage and trying to find escorts. I was wondering if backpage is a legit place to look and if so can anybody recommend any girls to me.

Thanks!

[Dino1921]

I'm new to backpage and trying to find escorts. I was wondering if backpage is a legit place to look and if so can anybody recommend any girls to me.

Thanks!

[Tha X Facta]

I'm new to backpage and trying to find escorts. I was wondering if backpage is a legit place to look and if so can anybody recommend any girls to me.

I am just trying to get a feel to see if there are takers of bbw of these dimensions?

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Femal...pp-only/2533061
We introduce to you Dino1921, and from the inquiring mind of The Big Man: The Supreme Diva! (http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-real-bbw-queen-of-face-sittin-98-inches-of-ass-supreme-diva/3631387)

[The Big Man]

We introduce to you Dino1921, and from the inquiring mind of The Big Man: The Supreme Diva! (http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-real-bbw-queen-of-face-sittin-98-inches-of-ass-supreme-diva/3631387)Mr. X, you are one twisted dude. That makes no damn sense. Is that really for sale, Why? What will you do will all that stuff?

Who pays, does she pay the client, does she work security WTF? Can you hit it from the back, how about reverse cowgirl.

Run!

[Member #4917]

We introduce to you Dino1921, and from the inquiring mind of The Big Man: The Supreme Diva! (http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-real-bbw-queen-of-face-sittin-98-inches-of-ass-supreme-diva/3631387)Well with this one, you can have your cake and eat it too Dino.

[Analystgreene]

Maybe I am wrong but stopped by to see KIKI. She looked real young. heard water running in the bathroom, and she said caprice was in the bathroom showering. she wouldn't comeout and I couldn't go in and verify it was only her. I thought maybe it was a setup so I left.

Someone PM if I missed anything.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/creamfest-anyone-im-the-newestdirtiest-girl-in-the-kingdom-new-pixs-20/3687194

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[Pizzlepro02]

AG,

I don't know about these particular females, but the way you handled the situation was superb! When I get to an incall location, the first thing I do is ask the chick if she's alone and check every room w/ a door (i.e, bathroom and closet). I don't care if the lights are off and the water ain't runnin', I'm still checking that shit! Plus, if someone is in the bathroom, they need to show themselves to me. Fortunately I've never had to bounce like you did b/c of this, but that's what you gotta do in that situation -- the risk is simply not worth it.

Pizz


Maybe I am wrong but stopped by to see KIKI. She looked real young. heard water running in the bathroom, and she said caprice was in the bathroom showering. she wouldn't comeout and I couldn't go in and verify it was only her. I thought maybe it was a setup so I left.

Someone PM if I missed anything.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/creamfest-anyone-im-the-newestdirtiest-girl-in-the-kingdom-new-pixs-20/3687194

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/dont-miss-this-b_e_s_t-_o_-n_-_t_h_e-_-l_i_s_t-ask-about-my-deep-discount-new-pix/3687270

[Pimp Trick]

Dang,

My bad mongers. If I stop being lazy and put up the review. This would have all been in the open.

I check out KiKi on my way to the office. They are legit and independant. I had a great session with KiKi. BBBJ was offered, but I declined. As it seems the Pimp is know in the circles. I am like review king or something.

Caprice is a nice one too. Chocolate and Caramel is my words at the moment.

Long story short. I got the BJ and proceed to hit from PT9. I giving up the K9 word. She was no rush and very cool.


Maybe I am wrong but stopped by to see KIKI. She looked real young. heard water running in the bathroom, and she said caprice was in the bathroom showering. she wouldn't comeout and I couldn't go in and verify it was only her. I thought maybe it was a setup so I left.

Someone PM if I missed anything.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/creamfest-anyone-im-the-newestdirtiest-girl-in-the-kingdom-new-pixs-20/3687194

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/dont-miss-this-b_e_s_t-_o_-n_-_t_h_e-_-l_i_s_t-ask-about-my-deep-discount-new-pix/3687270

[Pimp Trick]

I pretty much agree with Piz. I would do the same with the check out everything. Unless there was some intel. Which, I held back and will try to do my reviews immediately. Would help to make the sessions go easier.

Me, I am crazy. I have done it with someone in the bathroom and not know who it was. Chick was phat and start thinking with the little head. Plus, I am crazy. I get in that don't care mode and think bullets could bounce of my body. The rush was priceless. I am going to have to do that again.


AG,

I don't know about these particular females, but the way you handled the situation was superb! When I get to an incall location, the first thing I do is ask the chick if she's alone and check every room w/ a door (i.e, bathroom and closet). I don't care if the lights are off and the water ain't runnin', I'm still checking that shit! Plus, if someone is in the bathroom, they need to show themselves to me. Fortunately I've never had to bounce like you did b/c of this, but that's what you gotta do in that situation -- the risk is simply not worth it.

Pizz

[Tha X Facta]

What will you do will all that stuff? "Handle it like a dog:
If you can't eat it, fuck it or play with it, piss on it and walk away."
(author unknown)
Can you hit it from the back, how about reverse cowgirl.Hmmmm, damn good question. Let me ponder.....

Throughout the history of mongering, there has been much effort on how to hit a "Big B!tch" accurately.
Understanding the nature and fascination with size has even carried over into the mathematical culture.
As in the mathematical constant of: Pi = 3.14159265

Now, I will express the ratio plus the circumference of this mass to its diameter upon entering the creamy middle.

Shit, the fuck if I know!

[NC Transplant]

Each his own. If someone is willing to PAY for that, god love em.



"Handle it like a dog:
If you can't eat it, fuck it or play with it, piss on it and walk away."
(author unknown)Hmmmm, damn good question. Let me ponder.....

Throughout the history of mongering, there has been much effort on how to hit a "Big B!tch" accurately.
Understanding the nature and fascination with size has even carried over into the mathematical culture.
As in the mathematical constant of: Pi = 3.14159265

Now, I will express the ratio plus the circumference of this mass to its diameter upon entering the creamy middle.

Shit, the fuck if I know!

[The Big Man]

OK, after going back and forth with the over weight Lover thing, I had to digress. A partner of mine sent me an email this morning on a fine meal advertising on Baltimore Backpage. After perusing the ad I deduced that she had the right to jump to the front of the "To do list" 45 minutes after receiving the intel I was showered and on the road to Catonsville. With my mind on some Rectum wrecking. She did mention Greek in her ad.

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When I arrived to the Days Inn on Rt 40, my eyes told me it was Christmas. This ***** was fine as hell. Then she told me it was $150 for an hour of that Southern goodness. (Someone pinch me) The waist was small, the ass was wider than the waist but in the right portion. She got 45 minutes of pure hammering and loved it. She went to the bathroom to pee and when she came back I had to hit it Doggie. That was only for a few minutes. Then I became the hemorrhoid hit man... LOL

I think I luv her.. LOL

She will be in Laurel on Sunday. I know this is the DC board but she is a must see.

[Drkrider]

Bigman,

LOL. You've discovered one of my ATF's!

I get at her at least once (usually 3-4x's) when she comes to town. Cool personality, sexy body and willing to try damn near anything, total GFE for me but YMMV. Other escorts could take lessons from her.


OK, after going back and forth with the over weight Lover thing, I had to digress. A partner of mine sent me an email this morning on a fine meal advertising on Baltimore Backpage. After perusing the ad I deduced that she had the right to jump to the front of the "To do list" 45 minutes after receiving the intel I was showered and on the road to Catonsville. With my mind on some Rectum wrecking. She did mention Greek in her ad.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ga-peach-freaky-plump-phat-bootee-btch-last-day-here-sat/2230334

When I arrived to the Days Inn on Rt 40, my eyes told me it was Christmas. This ***** was fine as hell. Then she told me it was $150 for an hour of that Southern goodness. (Someone pinch me) The waist was small, the ass was wider than the waist but in the right portion. She got 45 minutes of pure hammering and loved it. She went to the bathroom to pee and when she came back I had to hit it Doggie. That was only for a few minutes. Then I became the hemorrhoid hit man... LOL

I think I luv her.. LOL

She will be in Laurel on Sunday. I know this is the DC board but she is a must see.

[Jfordd]

Called College Park Katie. Standard 2 call. Easy to book. Discount franchise hotel near 95/495 by Ikea. She is a very cute fun, high energy busty thick girl. She is a talker with a good personality. DATY, CBJ, Mish to the finish line. Giver her a try. She tries to please.

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[The Big Man]

Bigman,

LOL. You've discovered one of my ATF's!

I get at her at least once (usually 3-4x's) when she comes to town. Cool personality, sexy body and willing to try damn near anything, total GFE for me but YMMV. Other escorts could take lessons from her.Drkrider,

You can't expect to keep a diamond like that all to your self. I have to be honest with you. I hit her with everything but the kitchen sink and that's because one wasn't in the room. She kept on tickin. After we were done she jumped up and started dancing and singing. "I took all that dikk" hahahahahaha, Sing on baby. LOL

I think I will ask her to marry me next time I see her. Captain save a hoe on the way.

[Metalmanix]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/2-hotties-v-is-it-in-g-4-y0u-21/3719393

Seems TGTBT. Anyone try them out?

[Joseleche]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/2-hotties-v-is-it-in-g-4-y0u-21/3719393
Seems TGTBT. Anyone try them out?[/QUOTE]

The Brunette is Samantha out of Chicago. I know her id on that other site is 118842. She is for real. But could be stolen pix.

I also found this, so I think pix are stolen.



http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/jawdro-pping-andand-v-e-r-y-s-k-i-l-l-e-d-21/3069463

[Conquistador1]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/g-o-r-g-e-o-u-s-b-l-o-n-d-e-available-22/3720394

True or false?!

[Joseleche]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-_your-_-1-_-b-l-o-n-d-e_-pick-_-new-_-petite-blonde-new-european-19/3069333

Barbie, 2 places at once.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/s-i-n-f-u-l-l-s-d-u-c-i-v-new-blonde-19/3720382

[Game Ova]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/36d-30-43-biggest-booty-exotc-blonde-x-gfe-8020-10030-2xs-16060-specials-22/3723936

After reading so many mixed reviews about Morgan, I finally decided to give her a chance to try her out myself. After a couple of failed attempts to contact Morgan in the past, I was skeptical but she finally answered. I set up an appointment for a quick visit and made my way to her upscale hotel in NW DC.

Morgan answered in a skimpy robe, did the "cop check" and told me to get comfortable. She is thicker than the pics have you believe and she never took the robe off to expose her mid-section. As soon as she sat on the bed her phone went off as others have said happens but she didn't answer it. After making standard small talk, she proceeded with a very enthusiastic CBJ, then I sucked on her titties, and then we moved into doggie until finish. The view was great because her ass was perfect and her lower back tattoo says, "Hit It Right". I must have caught her on a good day because she didn't have an attitude like most reviews say. I will repeat again in the future.

[Dre336]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/36d-30-43-biggest-booty-exotc-blonde-x-gfe-8020-10030-2xs-16060-specials-22/3723936

After reading so many mixed reviews about Morgan, I finally decided to give her a chance to try her out myself. After a couple of failed attempts to contact Morgan in the past, I was skeptical but she finally answered. I set up an appointment for a quick visit and made my way to her upscale hotel in NW DC.

Morgan answered in a skimpy robe, did the "cop check" and told me to get comfortable. She is thicker than the pics have you believe and she never took the robe off to expose her mid-section. As soon as she sat on the bed her phone went off as others have said happens but she didn't answer it. After making standard small talk, she proceeded with a very enthusiastic CBJ, then I sucked on her titties, and then we moved into doggie until finish. The view was great because her ass was perfect and her lower back tattoo says, "Hit It Right". I must have caught her on a good day because she didn't have an attitude like most reviews say. I will repeat again in the future.Her level of "attitude" depends on how comfortable she feels with you. i've never had that problem with her that others have reported. it's truly YMMV with her. with that being said she's one of my favorites.

[Brahmabull]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/36d-30-43-biggest-booty-exotc-blonde-x-gfe-8020-10030-2xs-16060-specials-22/3723936

After reading so many mixed reviews about Morgan, I finally decided to give her a chance to try her out myself. After a couple of failed attempts to contact Morgan in the past, I was skeptical but she finally answered. I set up an appointment for a quick visit and made my way to her upscale hotel in NW DC.

Morgan answered in a skimpy robe, did the "cop check" and told me to get comfortable. She is thicker than the pics have you believe and she never took the robe off to expose her mid-section. As soon as she sat on the bed her phone went off as others have said happens but she didn't answer it. After making standard small talk, she proceeded with a very enthusiastic CBJ, then I sucked on her titties, and then we moved into doggie until finish. The view was great because her ass was perfect and her lower back tattoo says, "Hit It Right". I must have caught her on a good day because she didn't have an attitude like most reviews say. I will repeat again in the future.


See your doctor. Did you miss the other posts on this board reporting she has an STD?

[lookinginco4]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-_your-_-1-_-b-l-o-n-d-e_-pick-_-new-_-petite-blonde-new-european-19/3069333

Barbie, 2 places at once.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/s-i-n-f-u-l-l-s-d-u-c-i-v-new-blonde-19/3720382Check tineye as well - fake pics.

[Game Ova]

See your doctor. Did you miss the other posts on this board reporting she has an STD?

I've seen that report on another board but we take that risk with any provider. I did opt for CBJ and not a BBBJ and was cautious about bare genital contact. Not a 100% but it helps.

[Trick Williams]

See your doctor. Did you miss the other posts on this board reporting she has an STD?

The kid mustve missed that.. Post the links please.

[Brahmabull]

The kid mustve missed that.. Post the links please.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=1030263&highlight=Morgan#post1030263

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=1032608&highlight=Morgan#post1032608

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=1026480&highlight=Morgan#post1026480

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=1026281&highlight=Morgan#post1026281

That is enough for now, I have seen the same thing repeated on other boards. I for one am not going to be TOFTT to verify if it is accurate or not. Someone mentioning it is enough to strike her off my "to do" list.

[Pimp Trick]

NO STD

The Pimp has Spoken.

Morgan needs a booking agent. Mongers get mad when she overbooks. Which actually happens, due her up-charging during the session. She tells da Trick some guys go from 15 to 30 or 30 to an hour after they get to her.

One guy wrote the STD charge right after I saw her. Crazy.


http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=1030263&highlight=Morgan#post1030263

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=1032608&highlight=Morgan#post1032608

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=1026480&highlight=Morgan#post1026480

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=1026281&highlight=Morgan#post1026281

That is enough for now, I have seen the same thing repeated on other boards. I for one am not going to be TOFTT to verify if it is accurate or not. Someone mentioning it is enough to strike her off my "to do" list.

[Rusian Mong]

So I usually see providers for the 30min/150 deal. Service is good and thourough. What would I expect from a 15min/100 deal? Only CBJ to finish?
Has anyone had the experience starting with 15 min and then asking to extend to 30?

Any info would be aprreciated.

Thanks

RM

[Bunker Buster]

So I usually see providers for the 30min/150 deal. Service is good and thourough. What would I expect from a 15min/100 deal? Only CBJ to finish?
Has anyone had the experience starting with 15 min and then asking to extend to 30?

Any info would be aprreciated.

Thanks

RM


It's a full session, but moving through the steps quicker than the 30. Exact same conversations and calisthenics, just less of each.

[Joseleche]

NO STD

The Pimp has Spoken.

Morgan needs a booking agent. Mongers get mad when she overbooks. Which actually happens, due her up-charging during the session. She tolds me some guys go from 15 to 30 or 30 to an hour after they get to her.

One guy wrote the STD charge right after I saw her. Crazy.

Have at it, she is all yours. I will stick with one of her friends that is off the hook.

[Pimp Trick]

I see Josie and the pussycats do not know PT. Da Pimp is a one hitter quitter.

I will not be having at her. I will be looking for the BP friends that are off the hook.

Da Trick look is there are new ones every week.


Have at it, she is all yours. I will stick with one of her friends that is off the hook.

[Tha X Facta]

So I usually see providers for the 30min/150 deal. Service is good and thourough. What would I expect from a 15min/100 deal? Only CBJ to finish?
Has anyone had the experience starting with 15 min and then asking to extend to 30?

Any info would be aprreciated.

Thanks

RMI always get the 15 and and it automatically last for 30.....no fuss, no rush!
(150?... Never!)
Never have I asked (paid) for an extention. I make it happen. No fuss, No rush

It's all about how you relate. It’s all about you! It’s about what you think. What you convey.
It's about what you feel and choose to communicate with the provider.
Make her feel at ease and comfortable. Especially when you're in their element.

Gotta be quick with the feelin out process; cause they're definately feelin you, and your pockets out.
Gotta be quick ; if not....its all for naught.

It's in the game!!

I just try and maximize my time for the minimal.
Works for me....Whats in your wallet?


X

Cogito Ergo Zoom -- "I think, therefore I go fast."

[Brahmabull]

NO STD

The Pimp has Spoken.

Morgan needs a booking agent. Mongers get mad when she overbooks. Which actually happens, due her up-charging during the session. She tells da Trick some guys go from 15 to 30 or 30 to an hour after they get to her.

One guy wrote the STD charge right after I saw her. Crazy.

That is fine for you. I still am not going to chance it. She is high volume and higher risk. If you are ok with it I am not one to judge. A rumor true or not will keep me away when it comes to STDs.

[Dre336]

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=1030263&highlight=Morgan#post1030263

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=1032608&highlight=Morgan#post1032608

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=1026480&highlight=Morgan#post1026480

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=1026281&highlight=Morgan#post1026281

That is enough for now, I have seen the same thing repeated on other boards. I for one am not going to be TOFTT to verify if it is accurate or not. Someone mentioning it is enough to strike her off my "to do" list.I haven't seen anything clear in here. If she has an STD PUT HER ***** ASS ON BLAST. Be specific about it. No need in dealin in "I heard she has. " if it hasn't been substantiated. Lets respect the game and play the game fair.

I've seen her multiple times and gotten BBBJ and I know for a fact I'm clean.

My "girl" is pregnant, I nail her and another chick raw and I don't have anything and neither do they.

[Sleazebum]

Let's not get into another pissing contest about stuff!

None of use should ever state something so serious as STD unless we have conclusive and RECENT proof on the disease! I think the only actual proof we could offer would be the result of our own personal infections. Passing on rumors is seldom if ever helpful.

Peace!

JJ


I haven't seen anything clear in here. If she has an STD PUT HER ***** ASS ON BLAST. Be specific about it. No need in dealin in "I heard she has. " if it hasn't been substantiated. Lets respect the game and play the game fair.

I've seen her multiple times and gotten BBBJ and I know for a fact I'm clean.

My "girl" is pregnant, I nail her and another chick raw and I don't have anything and neither do they.

[The Big Man]

One of the girls in the pic is fat & ugly. Her performance is worse than the way she looks. I tried them out earlier this week.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/2-girls-wanna-have-sum-fun-28/3737185

The second one who does not show herself is nice. She has a really nice body and is cute. I used to see her when she did in calls in a townhouse in Bowie off Rt 197.

[Pimp Trick]

I feel your words B. Bull. No need to be in the Smackdown medical center with something we all do not need.

I feel that every provider is High Volume. So, unless you are married or in a monogamous relationship. We are all at a higher risk. I guess we all choose our poison.

Like Skyy Black. Hmm. PT is thinking about hitting this porn star. I already got Kali Dreams last weekend.

What does anyone think about Ms. Black?


That is fine for you. I still am not going to chance it. She is high volume and higher risk. If you are ok with it I am not one to judge. A rumor true or not will keep me away when it comes to STDs.

[Pimp Trick]

Dre336,

You have my vote for "Pimp Monger 2010".

I need to get my Trick up and be in the mix.

It is time to go make a video.


I haven't seen anything clear in here. If she has an STD PUT HER ***** ASS ON BLAST. Be specific about it. No need in dealin in "I heard she has. " if it hasn't been substantiated. Lets respect the game and play the game fair.

I've seen her multiple times and gotten BBBJ and I know for a fact I'm clean.

My "girl" is pregnant, I nail her and another chick raw and I don't have anything and neither do they.

[Drewsky66]

I feel your words B. Bull. No need to be in the Smackdown medical center with something we all do not need.

I feel that every provider is High Volume. So, unless you are married or in a monogamous relationship. We are all at a higher risk. I guess we all choose our poison.

Like Skyy Black. Hmm. PT is thinking about hitting this porn star. I already got Kali Dreams last weekend.

What does anyone think about Ms. Black?
She is great. Her rates are higher though. $$$$ hr or I think she still has that "super head special" $.5 just head for 15 mins. She got some serious head game!

[Joseleche]

This girl has stolen pictures from various providers

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/o-wet-moufh-yummy-tight-kity-soft-ass-oo-22/3738754

[Loop Vet]

This girl has stolen pictures from various providers

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/o-wet-moufh-yummy-tight-kity-soft-ass-oo-22/3738754
Funny I just happened to notice this girl's other ad yesterday. http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pink-puy-prrrrrrr-very-naughty-kitten-19/3737759
I met her years ago when old school sw Essence brought her over to my place for a double. She went by Princess. I just so happened to check an old myspac page of mine yesterday before browsing backpage and this girl showed up in my news feed as having new pics. All three of the pics in the ad in my link were on her page. I know for sure the top pic is her. Hard to tell with the other two.

Here is a link to an old report. Scroll down a couple posts for pics. Providers change over the years, especially when they get older, so take these reports with a grain of salt. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=567390&highlight=essence#post567390

[Joseleche]

Funny I just happened to notice this girl's other ad yesterday. http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pink-puy-prrrrrrr-very-naughty-kitten-19/3737759
I met her years ago when old school sw Essence brought her over to my place for a double. She went by Princess. I just so happened to check an old myspac page of mine yesterday before browsing backpage and this girl showed up in my news feed as having new pics. All three of the pics in the ad in my link were on her page. I know for sure the top pic is her. Hard to tell with the other two.

Here is a link to an old report. Scroll down a couple posts for pics. Providers change over the years, especially when they get older, so take these reports with a grain of salt. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=567390&highlight=essence#post567390

LV, here is an ad that was from provider that was in DC and BWi, I didnt see her but I have seen her friend a few times so I am sure they are all hers, Alexis. Plus the pic on the bottom has been used by multiple providers also
http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/80-lyour-upscale-dream-ebony-girl-visiting-gfe-80-20/3667999

another ad, top has been used by a few providers i believe
http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-prrrrrrrrrr-very-naughty-kitten/3740579

[Loop Vet]

Yeah, Jose, like I said, the only pic I know for sure is her is the top pic in my link. It appears the others are stolen.

Top pic in your second link is the girl I knew as Princess.

[Pizzlepro02]

I would NOT fuck w/ Skyy Black. Like for many cats on here, she's one of my ATF porno chicks, but she's way past her prime now in the looks dept. This ho's special is 1 and a half for a blow & go! I've had full-service HH sessions w/ other porn starlettes for the same amount or less.

Remember, you're NOT messing w/ the broad from the flix in '03 for that scratch. For me, one of the most annoying aspects of the 'net game is these over-the-hill porno chicks charging ridiculous rates.


She is great. Her rates are higher though. $$$$ hr or I think she still has that "super head special" $.5 just head for 15 mins. She got some serious head game!

[Joseleche]

Yeah, Jose, like I said, the only pic I know for sure is her is the top pic in my link. It appears the others are stolen.

Top pic in your second link is the girl I knew as Princess.

It's cool ese!!! Just trying to the fellaz informed. I hate it when pix are stolen.

[Mister 505]

I've seen her twice now and I always enjoy her services but her ad is not true she up sells for different services. Her ad does not say it but she does.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/shoot-it-yes-im-a-catcher-pse-443-531-5348-18/3730369

[Pizzlepro02]

I haven’t come across some bullshit like this in a minute, but this chick recently got me and I wanna make sure other dudes don't fall into this trap.

I saw an intriguing ad the other day, did my diligence and called up the provider. We set up the appt and I headed to the incall. I called when I got to the area and again when I reached the hotel parking lot. She said that she would come down to open the door for me. I wait in the vestibule and a chick finally comes down, but NOT the one in the pics. I said you must be the provider’s friend (coworker) and she said “oh so you want both of us? “ -- WTF? I said no, I just assume that your the friend of the chick I came to see b/c you’re not the one from the pics. She said okay and walkie-talkied my chick telling her to come to the room because "he wants you”. Plus, she called the girl a different name than what was in the ad. I looked at her puzzled and she said “oh don’t worry, that’s just the name I use for her”. Right.

So the coworker escorts me to the “date room” and finally the chick I supposedly came for showed up. Much to my surprise this was a totally different woman from the ad pics. Mind you, I found over 15 ads and several dozen pics of this female online. I asked who she was and she said it’s me – again, WTF! Because this chick was not to my liking (fat ass, but smallish chest and lumpy gut), I bounced.

What was really messed up about the whole thing was that both females were very nonchalant during this episode. They acted like weren’t doing anything wrong!

Fellas, don’t waste your time with this nonsense!

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-_-visiting-_-so-try-meill-rock-your-worldlike-a-porn-star-21/3743169

[Brahmabull]

I haven’t come across some bullshit like this in a minute, but this chick recently got me and I wanna make sure other dudes don't fall into this trap.

I saw an intriguing ad the other day, did my diligence and called up the provider. We set up the appt and I headed to the incall. I called when I got to the area and again when I reached the hotel parking lot. She said that she would come down to open the door for me. I wait in the vestibule and a chick finally comes down, but NOT the one in the pics. I said you must be the provider’s friend (coworker) and she said “oh so you want both of us? “ -- WTF? I said no, I just assume that your the friend of the chick I came to see b/c you’re not the one from the pics. She said okay and walkie-talkied my chick telling her to come to the room because "he wants you”. Plus, she called the girl a different name than what was in the ad. I looked at her puzzled and she said “oh don’t worry, that’s just the name I use for her”. Right.

So the coworker escorts me to the “date room” and finally the chick I supposedly came for showed up. Much to my surprise this was a totally different woman from the ad pics. Mind you, I found over 15 ads and several dozen pics of this female online. I asked who she was and she said it’s me – again, WTF! Because this chick was not to my liking (fat ass, but smallish chest and lumpy gut), I bounced.

What was really messed up about the whole thing was that both females were very nonchalant during this episode. They acted like weren’t doing anything wrong!

Fellas, don’t waste your time with this nonsense!

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-_-visiting-_-so-try-meill-rock-your-worldlike-a-porn-star-21/3743169

Thanks for the info. Damn its bad when they start using fake phone in the mirror shots... I mean it is a given that most professional/glamour shots are going to be fake/or at least a few years old. But when they start faking the camera or the cell phone in the mirror shots, what has it come to.

Someone suggested we all bounce when the girl is not who is pictured as a way to stop it, I do that myself, but I just see more girls doing it not less.

/rant

[Bunker Buster]

I've seen her twice now and I always enjoy her services but her ad is not true she up sells for different services. Her ad does not say it but she does.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/shoot-it-yes-im-a-catcher-pse-443-531-5348-18/3730369

If you don't mind giving details, what's included in the "nothing is off limits" and "stay as long as you want" categories, and what gets moved to the upsell department?

[Mister 505]

If you don't mind giving details, what's included in the "nothing is off limits" and "stay as long as you want" categories, and what gets moved to the upsell department?She offers everything for example GS is 120 and for no wrapper on everything is 180 unlike her add where everything is one price.

She is stilll a good provider, just not like you think.

[Analystgreene]

Prices are right and body is right with this one. But that face! She gotta lower her price or have some outstanding skill! Ha! Ha!

http://southernmaryland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pornstar-mariah-sexy-n-seductive-wett-playmategfe-23/3744193

[Furious10]

I had honey twice. The first time wasn't really good she seems rushed, I think it was because it was a weekend she been getting calls all day. I got her again on a weekday and it was a nice non rush service. She is definitely a repeater in my book. I only do outcall so I don't know anything about any call system.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-in-every-way/3584606

Stay safe. Stay strap

[Jackbenimble17]

She texted me saying she is back in town and saw her for happy hour this afternoon. She is setting up shop in Camp Springs near AAFB. This gal is older, but hot and knows how to play. Saw her for a full hour at 1. 8 and many many things were available on the menu. PM for details, but Dana is worth every penny!

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/dana-38/3352741

[Pimp Trick]

Did you check out her ghetto gaggers video?

Too funny, but sad.


Prices are right and body is right with this one. But that face! She gotta lower her price or have some outstanding skill! Ha! Ha!

http://southernmaryland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pornstar-mariah-sexy-n-seductive-wett-playmategfe-23/3744193

[Pimp Trick]

Pizz,

Big Thanks to you. I had this girl queued up for a lunch time visit today. Wow. I should just go through the motion and loss my freaking mind on them. This is crazy. B. Bull, your rant is great. We should just bounce, but I am mad over the gas, waste of time and curve ball these chicks put out. Heck, there is a monger for any type of woman. Make me want to go see this provider. I know she could not be more worse then this picture.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/if-azz-was-a-crime-then-book-this/3630641
http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/i-got-sooooo-muuuuuch-b-ty-and-a-super-wetttttt-mouth/3671228

I wonder if this is another bait and switch ad.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-and-get-the-70-deal-24hrs-today-bbbj-and-greek-only-one-night/3749512

Thanks Pizz for solving the puzzle.


I haven’t come across some bullshit like this in a minute, but this chick recently got me and I wanna make sure other dudes don't fall into this trap.

I saw an intriguing ad the other day, did my diligence and called up the provider. We set up the appt and I headed to the incall. I called when I got to the area and again when I reached the hotel parking lot. She said that she would come down to open the door for me. I wait in the vestibule and a chick finally comes down, but NOT the one in the pics. I said you must be the provider’s friend (coworker) and she said “oh so you want both of us? “ -- WTF? I said no, I just assume that your the friend of the chick I came to see b/c you’re not the one from the pics. She said okay and walkie-talkied my chick telling her to come to the room because "he wants you”. Plus, she called the girl a different name than what was in the ad. I looked at her puzzled and she said “oh don’t worry, that’s just the name I use for her”. Right.

So the coworker escorts me to the “date room” and finally the chick I supposedly came for showed up. Much to my surprise this was a totally different woman from the ad pics. Mind you, I found over 15 ads and several dozen pics of this female online. I asked who she was and she said it’s me – again, WTF! Because this chick was not to my liking (fat ass, but smallish chest and lumpy gut), I bounced.

What was really messed up about the whole thing was that both females were very nonchalant during this episode. They acted like weren’t doing anything wrong!

Fellas, don’t waste your time with this nonsense!

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-_-visiting-_-so-try-meill-rock-your-worldlike-a-porn-star-21/3743169

[Tha X Facta]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Its always been acepted that higher travel classes are more comfortable.
Along with that comfort comes the expense.
Some mongers figure shelling out big moolah for their flight usually entitles them to
first class, along with all the amenities.

I guess I'm El' Cheapo, but the challange of turning coach into First class
is well worth the price of admission.

I'll akin this report to: First class ass on the cheap.

I greeted Lovely with a real big, long and thorough hug.
It made her smile too. :p

Transactions aside, I kicked up a little humorous small talk as I undressed.
She curiously looked me and L'il man over.

Again, butt naked I stretched out my arms, she stepped in for another big hug.
This time she slightly succumbed.
That was a good telltale sign of great customer service.

I Put a wrap on L'il man, Lovely sat on the side of bed and proceded to blow'em down.
The head was so-so, so I proceded to hit it from the rear, my favorite!
Ass perched up high and face down.

The view was nothing less than "Fuckin Spectacular!"(Pun Intended)
The port of entry was: Tight, tight , tight. The ultimate perk!

Yep, I rode that ass from coach, to business, all the way to first class in one flight.

L'il man was afforded little to no extra room to accomplish his mission.
But the sensation of stretching that taut pussy out was well worth the price of admission alone!!
As for the pounding, this was better-than-usual customer service.

Lovely has a well maintained, soft athletic body. Ass was soft and graspable, but
firm enough to to seize and shift around for agile motion.

Repeats are extremely rare with me, but between Lovely (http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=3742643&image=3742641) and Ms Honey (http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=3657782&image=3657781)......

More for Less: "Some providers are clearly better than others."

YMMV

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X - "Fckn on the cheap"

Any more suggestions?

[The Big Man]

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[Game Ova]

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[Deep Throatxxx]

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