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[Pizzlepro02]

Wow! It's never goes well when you encounter a provider who's really doesn't want to bone. I called this chick up, made the appt & went out to her cheap motel. Being the astute monger I am, I noticed possible management casing the scene when I called for the room. I got the room # and when I entered I saw that it was definitely the girl from the pics. Unfortunately it all went down from there!

1) She seemed kinda aloof from the get-go. She had no energy whatsoever & just sat on the bed w / a blank stare while I undressed. 2) I gave her the gift & she said 'so what are you looking to do? ' Huh? I brushed this off as her being inexperienced and / or shy, so I asked aren't you going to get naked & she finally did.

She started w / a respectable CBJ. Afterwards my joint was like concrete so I told her to mount me. 3) She said she doesn't do that. What! She offered to do doggie, but I was able to coax her into CG be / see her tits are demand to be front & center! Unfortunately, this chick either doesn't know how to bone or just goes thru the motions w / clients. 4) She holds the tool the entire time it's inside, she makes no eye contact, movement or noises & she resists any attempt to reposition her body. After only a few mins, she just got up & said I'm tired of that position. WTF!

5) I said let's do K-9 & then she grabs her phone! She took a call that was obviously from her mgmt. & told him what I gave her & that she was ok. Nice! For doggie, I had to tell her to get on all fours & get in a lazy dog position be / see she's tall. 6) The whack chick kept her legs locked the whole time preventing me from really putting in work. Plus she was playin w / her phone while I was hittin! I lost wood & she turned around (phone in hand) & asked me 'does it take you a long time to cum? ' Keep in mind that at that point I had been in the room for no more than 10 mins & I was there for HH! SMFH!

We then tried missionary, but for some reason she insisted on layin across the bed, which gave me less room to get on top. After a min or 2 of dead fish bonin w / her phone in hand I realized it wasn't going to happen. 7) I asked to finish w / a pearl necklace & she asked for an extra donation. Unbelievable!

This broad looks real good, but only wants to get the bread & have you leave ASAP, w / o caring whether you get off or not. With this one, the pics are the only thing worth bothering with.

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917-295-8436.

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[BigBan]

Forgot to post a link with the review I submitted. Sorry.

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[Bunker Buster]

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Someone might also explain to this dunce the existence of capitalization, proper spelling, verb tenses and punctuation.

[Hotel Crazy]

Nice looking out. I've been keeping an eye out for a review and debated on seeing her. I think I'll pass.Then you may also want to know she posts under this name / number too.

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Stacey. 301-339-3090.

Nicole. 646-397-1064

[CourtesanLover]

I mean sometimes when I see some of the chicks that post I am wondering who are the guys that patronize these people and clutter BP with their ads showing their repulsive and revolting appearances. But hey to each his own I guess some guys do go for the old, fat, out of shape, ugly, obviously misleading pics kinda girl. So the one thing that we all have to unite on is the absolute repudiation of bad service, crappy attitude, and scammers. As a rule to all the guys who just read and never post always make the exception to post stories of bad service so we can drive those girls out of business and not give them business.

"Stay thisty my friends"

CL

[Vito187]

In spirit of reporting poor service or lack there of, this one is unreliable.

Made the appointment and drove 30 minutes out to the spot. Made the call to let her I arrived and no answer. Waited 15 min called back, still no answer so left.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensual-bodyrubs-by-mahogany-2o2-56821o7-28/3117897

[CtAmpGuy]

Here in DC I gave Angella a try. She advertised a special but did have an hourly rate. The pictures in the post are not her of course. She turned out to be very short which is good by me. After her call to say she arrived, she was interested in getting paid and then getting out out there. I enjoyed her for some time, but she wasn't very interested but finally relaxed for a little enjoyment. No DATY, which was a major disappointment and consequently I gave her no tip because she was not very interested in pleasing me. My advice stay away.

[CourtesanLover]

Nice chick, pics accurate. Nothing remarkable started off with a decent CBJ, mish then finishing move canine. A bit of a chatter box just kept on talkin about random stuff. Would repeat but no hurry.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL

[CourtesanLover]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-like-firecool-like-ice-hot-playmate-23/1965690

Accurate pics

[Qtpii]

Was looking to try

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-latina-mami-last-day-in-town-get-with-it-before-its-to-late-20/6109964

Asked for GFE, demanded 150. I thought that was a bit overboard. What do you guys think?

Has anybody tried her? Please PM me. There seem to be no reports for the CP area.

[Tony Rome]

Anyone seen this one?

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/look-apple-booty-hour-glass-bombshell-100-me-look-24/6227577

[Tony Rome]

I mean sometimes when I see some of the chicks that post I am wondering who are the guys that patronize these people and clutter BP with their ads showing their repulsive and revolting appearances. But hey to each his own I guess some guys do go for the old, fat, out of shape, ugly, obviously misleading pics kinda girl. So the one thing that we all have to unite on is the absolute repudiation of bad service, crappy attitude, and scammers. As a rule to all the guys who just read and never post always make the exception to post stories of bad service so we can drive those girls out of business and not give them business.

"Stay thisty my friends"

CLLOL good to know I'm not the only one feeling this way. I come from baltimore to see the dc chics because in my few experiences the bmore chics are mostly trash or young kids and I've seen a lot of hot looking providers on the dc ads. But I've been out of the loop a while cause now I'm seeing even in DC the chics are dam near all using either fake pics or VERY old pics.

[Skin 44]

Conming up from FLA in 2 weeks for a skins game. Not sure why. LOL. Having a difficult time finding some local talent to visit my location.

Would appreciate any suggestions. Thanks in advance to the DC boys. Used to be home for me looking forward to coming up.

[Bunker Buster]

Conming up from FLA in 2 weeks for a skins game. Not sure why. LOL. Having a difficult time finding some local talent to visit my location.

Would appreciate any suggestions. Thanks in advance to the DC boys. Used to be home for me looking forward to coming up.Your last post was three years ago, when you asked the Brevard County board for some numbers, because you "were having trouble getting out to look." You're having a "difficult time finding some local talent" because you're not bothering to look in the first place.

Unless you've been on a very long dry spell and have had no action since you first posted in April 2008, you've done nothing but ask for numbers while contributing zero to any board.

Here's a suggestion: start reporting your findings instead of lurking and freeloading.

Like the panhandlers standing in front of 7-11, you deserve, and will get, nothing.

[Analystgreene]

Anyone seen this one?

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/look-apple-booty-hour-glass-bombshell-100-me-look-24/6227577I see her on a regular schedule and she is GREAT. She is a BBW or close to it. If that isn't your thing move on. She takes it like a champ and doesn't complain.

[CtAmpGuy]

Suriana came over to entertained me for a short time. The enjoyable body rub was $$ with anything else the price went up depending on what I desired. I could not play up top due to sensitivity of the coming ladies days. Very nice woman whom I might see again.

[Dre336]

I see her on a regular schedule and she is GREAT. She is a BBW or close to it. If that isn't your thing move on. She takes it like a champ and doesn't complain.Does she look like the pics? If so I'm adding her to the rotation.

[Analystgreene]

Does she look like the pics? If so I'm adding her to the rotation.She looks like the pictures. Well worth the money.

[Analystgreene]

Quick review of Stacy. From the number she is from out of town. Gave her a chance. Went to see her in clinton. She open the door I stepped in. She is tall 5'9".6' and big. She had a towel on and you can see all the rolls of fat. Not my thing I left.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/supr-frak-_-w-amazing-skillz-open-minded-20/6440734

[CourtesanLover]

Nice girl very enthusiastic and seems new to the game, did not have the experience sounding tone that you get with most chics, she texted me her address instead of the usual provider line of "call me when you get to such and such an area for directions". Its good to get a change in demeanor every now and then. Well her pics are absolute fake which does not bother me as long as you still look fuckable, which she did (at least her body to me, face was a little out of timing) had a nice fat ass and some DD titties (not very perky) , had a small pooch but not a BBW. Started off with a highly stimulating BBBJ, I almost popped, she then did cowgirl and finishing move was k9. Would repeat if in a jam.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/last-day-last-day-120-hr-120-hr-all-night-1-19/6472599

"Stay thirst my friends"

CL

[BigBan]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/service-so-go0d-d0-u-remember-10ome-25/4175199

http://washingtondc-dc.adultsearch.com/FemaleEscorts/375200

Paid Bubbles a visit on a late night tip and I must say I left satisfied but I think I made a fatal mistake guys. She is a bit grade below BBW with big tits, so if she up your alley I say go for it. Got to the hotel room and she immediately starts off with slow BBBJ. Wore the uniform and then went into alot of positions with shitload of energy even though its 3am. It must of been the 16oz red bull and shots of vodka I took prior. After an hour I couldn't get off so she took the hat off and proceeded to do a rigorous BBBJ. I still couldn't bust my load so I told her to give me a HJ as I roamed over her massive tits and coochie. I still couldn't get off and she was still eager to get me off to my amazement. Gave me another BBBJ and next thing I know she hops on, with no condom! I was still drunk at that point and didn't dismount cause it felt so good. Switched to doggie and finished on her tits in no time.

I asked her does she normally do BB, and she says "no, you'll be alright". Like most females I don't trust her and going to go get checked immediately. This has been my first slip up ever in my monger career and don't ever plan on letting it happen again. I just pray I don't catch anything.

Keep your head on a swivel my fellow mongers.

[Analystgreene]

I took a midday nap and had a great dream. I called Mz Katt and arranged a meeting. She isn't at the greatest hotel so be wary. She is just a normal low budget provider that is asking waaay to much for her ability. Body is bad but she has a small layer of body hair you can feel when you touch her. I won't put her on my roster but she will stay in the reserves list. Don't see her doing this long as it isn't for her. It was an okay dream which I hope to have again one day.

[Sleazebum]

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Paid Bubbles a visit on a late night tip and I must say I left satisfied but I think I made a fatal mistake guys. She is a bit grade below BBW with big tits, so if she up your alley I say go for it. Got to the hotel room and she immediately starts off with slow BBBJ. Wore the uniform and then went into alot of positions with shitload of energy even though its 3am. It must of been the 16oz red bull and shots of vodka I took prior. After an hour I couldn't get off so she took the hat off and proceeded to do a rigorous BBBJ. I still couldn't bust my load so I told her to give me a HJ as I roamed over her massive tits and coochie. I still couldn't get off and she was still eager to get me off to my amazement. Gave me another BBBJ and next thing I know she hops on, with no condom! I was still drunk at that point and didn't dismount cause it felt so good. Switched to doggie and finished on her tits in no time.

I asked her does she normally do BB, and she says "no, you'll be alright". Like most females I don't trust her and going to go get checked immediately. This has been my first slip up ever in my monger career and don't ever plan on letting it happen again. I just pray I don't catch anything.

Keep your head on a swivel my fellow mongers.It just don't pay to drink and visit these girls! We already make poor decisions even when sober and you increase the risk and stupidity when you add alcohol or other drugs into the mix!

Just don't mix that stuff! You could even die because the poor choices you make!

JJ

[BigBan]

It just don't pay to drink and visit these girls! We already make poor decisions even when sober and you increase the risk and stupidity when you add alcohol or other drugs into the mix!

Just don't mix that stuff! You could even die because the poor choices you make!

JJDefinitely. I have already taken it to account and made sure this mistake will not happen again. Went to the clinic earlier this week and tested negative so my monger days are not over yet. Maybe I should upgrade to agency chicks but then again they are as risky as civilians.

[BigBan]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/oh-yes-the-best-thing-in-the-area-all-night-specials-60100160-23/6097135

Typical assembly line BP harlot. Ultimate clockwatcher and completely rushed despite being an half hour session. Lightning fast CBJ and the backshots were the only highlight but was very short lived. YMMV. I guess its time to downgrade into the SW market, maybe I can not see my cash blown in 30 seconds for once.

[Pizzlepro02]

BB:

I saw Bubbles back in the day & she is mos def down for whateva, as you describe! I never repeated because I was disappointed w / the meat in the middle back then & I imagine that she might've put on some more lbs since. As you said, BBFS is a bad idea w / ANY provider (or civilian FTM) , but especially w / a chick that's been around the block as many times as Ms. B!

Hopefully no fluids were exchanged & you won't have any bad mementos from the encounter. But your review does show how good of a provider she is, if you can deal w / the mid-section.

Pizzle.


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Paid Bubbles a visit on a late night tip and I must say I left satisfied but I think I made a fatal mistake guys. She is a bit grade below BBW with big tits, so if she up your alley I say go for it. Got to the hotel room and she immediately starts off with slow BBBJ. Wore the uniform and then went into alot of positions with shitload of energy even though its 3am. It must of been the 16oz red bull and shots of vodka I took prior. After an hour I couldn't get off so she took the hat off and proceeded to do a rigorous BBBJ. I still couldn't bust my load so I told her to give me a HJ as I roamed over her massive tits and coochie. I still couldn't get off and she was still eager to get me off to my amazement. Gave me another BBBJ and next thing I know she hops on, with no condom! I was still drunk at that point and didn't dismount cause it felt so good. Switched to doggie and finished on her tits in no time.

I asked her does she normally do BB, and she says "no, you'll be alright". Like most females I don't trust her and going to go get checked immediately. This has been my first slip up ever in my monger career and don't ever plan on letting it happen again. I just pray I don't catch anything.

Keep your head on a swivel my fellow mongers.

[CourtesanLover]

Definitely. I have already taken it to account and made sure this mistake will not happen again. Went to the clinic earlier this week and tested negative so my monger days are not over yet. Maybe I should upgrade to agency chicks but then again they are as risky as civilians.You may want to check back the clinic in a month or two, cause chances are if you got the test too soon afer the event it may not yet be detectable in your blood due to a very small viral load. I had a rubbers break on me once and did not realise until after I came all up inside the chick, and after she told me she was not on birth control either. Scary thoughts ran thru my mind like STDs, and is this chic crazy enough to bring this child to term if she gets pregnant and am I going to have to support a child I had with a courtesan, nooooo! Well luckily did not catch anything and I guess she did not get pregnant either.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL

[Dj Hunter]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/service-so-go0d-d0-u-remember-10ome-25/4175199

http://washingtondc-dc.adultsearch.com/FemaleEscorts/375200

Paid Bubbles a visit on a late night tip and I must say I left satisfied but I think I made a fatal mistake guys. She is a bit grade below BBW with big tits, so if she up your alley I say go for it. Got to the hotel room and she immediately starts off with slow BBBJ. Wore the uniform and then went into alot of positions with shitload of energy even though its 3am. It must of been the 16oz red bull and shots of vodka I took prior. After an hour I couldn't get off so she took the hat off and proceeded to do a rigorous BBBJ. I still couldn't bust my load so I told her to give me a HJ as I roamed over her massive tits and coochie. I still couldn't get off and she was still eager to get me off to my amazement. Gave me another BBBJ and next thing I know she hops on, with no condom! I was still drunk at that point and didn't dismount cause it felt so good. Switched to doggie and finished on her tits in no time.

I asked her does she normally do BB, and she says "no, you'll be alright". Like most females I don't trust her and going to go get checked immediately. This has been my first slip up ever in my monger career and don't ever plan on letting it happen again. I just pray I don't catch anything.

Keep your head on a swivel my fellow mongers.I would've dipped my dick in a solution of bleach and water after that one. I had a condom break with a girl and luckily knew what was going on when it happened, but I was still hysterical over that. Fortunately I came out OK!

[Analystgreene]

Have seen her many times. She isn't skilled but she works hard and is willing to do anything. She has gained alot of weight so she isn't as appealing as she used to be. Pick a price and she will take it.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sit-back-relax-and-enjoy-kinky-ebony-24/4105025

[CourtesanLover]

Definitely. I have already taken it to account and made sure this mistake will not happen again. Went to the clinic earlier this week and tested negative so my monger days are not over yet. Maybe I should upgrade to agency chicks but then again they are as risky as civilians.I woud check back in a month, cause chances are if you had your test too soon after the event some infections may not be detectable because of a small viral load. I had a rubbers break on me once and I came all up inside the chck. She said was not on any birth control either. Panic set in and I was thinkin what about STDs, is this chick crazy enought to bring this child to term if she gets pregnant, and would I have to take care of a child I had with a courtesan? Noooo! Well luckily I did not catch anything and I guess she did not get pregnant.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL

[Bunker Buster]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/oh-yes-the-best-thing-in-the-area-all-night-specials-60100160-23/6097135

Typical assembly line BP harlot. Ultimate clockwatcher and completely rushed despite being an half hour session. Lightning fast CBJ and the backshots were the only highlight but was very short lived. YMMV. I guess its time to downgrade into the SW market, maybe I can not see my cash blown in 30 seconds for once.Why not upgrade in the BP market? There are a lot of good girls out there in the 60-80 range. It's great that you're posting reviews, but maybe read some before you roll out and save yourself some grief. Look on the Nova boards as well as here.

You've been flailing around with rough-looking girls who clearly walk the street while waiting for calls from their ads. I don't know about you, but a clean hotel room with a shower and a locking door is a nicer environment than a car seat in an alley, with a girl who hasn't seen soap and water since leaving her flophouse five hours and six guys earlier.

[Bunker Buster]

Just noticed her ads for the first time last night looking around on Adult Search. Never noticed her BP ads before; she seems mostly to be in Maryland, and also posts on CV.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-have-more-fun-180hr-w-a-blonde-i-can-do-whatever-if-its-worth-it-25/6442021

http://washingtondc-dc.adultsearch.com/FemaleEscorts/526085

571-577-2665.

202-710-4491

[Drkrider]

I woud check back in a month, cause chances are if you had your test too soon after the event some infections may not be detectable because of a small viral load. I had a rubbers break on me once and I came all up inside the chck. She said was not on any birth control either. Panic set in and I was thinkin what about STDs, is this chick crazy enought to bring this child to term if she gets pregnant, and would I have to take care of a child I had with a courtesan? Noooo! Well luckily I did not catch anything and I guess she did not get pregnant.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CLBBFS. Scary stuff. I've been there as well. Sometimes because of a shitty condom, other times because of stupidity. Definitely get tested again sometime in the next 90 days. I remember having one escort / porn actress show me her AIM HIV (-) test results. I tore into her like no tomorrow. Only later to realize she wasn't on Birth Control. LOL. I was scared as hell because I had already given her 5 loads over a period of a 2weeks before I even asked. Then I wondered."who else is hitting her raw now". No pregnancy or disease luckily. But I had to cut ties with her after that. Once I go raw with a chik I never want to wear a condom again. Rather drop her cold turkey. Shame though. Her pussy still calls out to me even now.

Be SAFE and SMART gentlemen,

Drk

[Bunker Buster]

Last week in San Francisco, she was Tyler the "vary spunky Russian girl" with a different set of TGTBT pix.

Google the phone number for more.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-brunette-beauty-california-23/6547452

415-967-2076

[Bunker Buster]

Probably traveling with Hillary / Tyler. Looks like the same person wrote the text, put ads for Crystal City on the DC board, and posted them with 15 minutes of each other.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blonde-cutie-21/6547363

415-320-6014

[Bunker Buster]

Tina Marie, blatantly using pictures that say Ashlyn Rae on them.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/short-and-sweet-brunette-babe-23/6550734

415-410-9713.

Rylee, whose pictures say AlisonAngel on them.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-blonde-so-much-fun-_-_americas-next-top-modle-_-_-_-_-_-_-21/6550669

415-483-2368.

No doubt Tina Marie, Rylee, Hillary and Kimmy are all here together from California. The question is whether they're really 4 different people.

[DoeSurfer]

Just noticed her ads for the first time last night looking around on Adult Search. Never noticed her BP ads before; she seems mostly to be in Maryland, and also posts on CV.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-have-more-fun-180hr-w-a-blonde-i-can-do-whatever-if-its-worth-it-25/6442021

http://washingtondc-dc.adultsearch.com/FemaleEscorts/526085

571-577-2665.

202-710-4491Yes. She uses different posts. The ads that you cited are her most recent pics. She also advertises using this ad:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/125-hr-vanilla-sweets-double-sets-love-28/4833764.

She is legit.

[KaySellters]

Went to the Spa in Laurel / Jessup in a strip mall. Next to a liquor store and adult video store.

Got a girl her name was Sandra? Asian, probably around 28. Great bod, wore nice lingerie. She had a black dress on,

I got nekkid, didn't know if thats standard or not, she seemed amused. Gave me a mediocre body rub, then flipped over and she asked what I wanted. I overpaid for the tip, lesson learned, then I asked her for a BJ, she asked if I was clean, I said I was (and I am) she gave me a bit of a BJ. I was a litlte ripe from working and driving, and I'm uc so I'm sure it was flavorful. I asked for a rjob and she gave me the finger treatment, pretending it was her toungue. It may have been her toungue but I hgihly doubt it.

Anyway, then came to a little rubbin as she got on top, no riding, she put some lube on and put it between her legs. For a second I got scared that it went in bare but she said "no sex no sex" and she kept going up and down I still felt uncomfortable so took it out, got into some 69 and had her suck me and finger my butt while I busted all over her. I also gave her little pucker a little toungue swirl, she smelled very clean.

Afterwards, I was kind of worried that I had penetrated her and about stds etc, but its been about 10 days and nothing yet, and I believe it was just that moisturizer thigh fucking trick. I don't know, let me know what you think.

Thats the report. If you want to find it look up Silk Spa Laurel MD.

[Bunker Buster]

Went to the Spa in Laurel / Jessup in a strip mall. Next to a liquor store and adult video store.

Got a girl her name was Sandra? Asian, probably around 28. Great bod, wore nice lingerie. She had a black dress on,

I got nekkid, didn't know if thats standard or not, she seemed amused. Gave me a mediocre body rub, then flipped over and she asked what I wanted. I overpaid for the tip, lesson learned, then I asked her for a BJ, she asked if I was clean, I said I was (and I am) she gave me a bit of a BJ. I was a litlte ripe from working and driving, and I'm uc so I'm sure it was flavorful. I asked for a rjob and she gave me the finger treatment, pretending it was her toungue. It may have been her toungue but I hgihly doubt it.

Anyway, then came to a little rubbin as she got on top, no riding, she put some lube on and put it between her legs. For a second I got scared that it went in bare but she said "no sex no sex" and she kept going up and down I still felt uncomfortable so took it out, got into some 69 and had her suck me and finger my butt while I busted all over her. I also gave her little pucker a little toungue swirl, she smelled very clean.

Afterwards, I was kind of worried that I had penetrated her and about stds etc, but its been about 10 days and nothing yet, and I believe it was just that moisturizer thigh fucking trick. I don't know, let me know what you think.

Thats the report. If you want to find it look up Silk Spa Laurel MD.It would be better placed in the Massage Parlor thread.

[Nats53]

In spirit of reporting poor service or lack there of, this one is unreliable.

Made the appointment and drove 30 minutes out to the spot. Made the call to let her I arrived and no answer. Waited 15 min called back, still no answer so left.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensual-bodyrubs-by-mahogany-2o2-56821o7-28/3117897I had several good experiences with her over a year ago and then ran into the same problem. She is hard to reach and often won't return calls or messages. I too have been stood up on two occasions and will not repeat. Her massage is done on her living room floor on a sleeping bag. Some kissing and DATY is allowed.

She is bright and conversational, but in the end too flakey and irresponsible.

[CourtesanLover]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ms-tasty-with-a-lovely-bubble-butt-26/6539903

She has two sets of reviews on The othEr Review board with a search using the number. She from time to time has pics up which do not look alike. Tineye not successful. Tempted but if anyone seen her recently pm me please.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL

[Analystgreene]

I been hobbist for quite a while. I have seen providers stay tooo long in the game. These 2 are young but have gone waayy down hill. If I am going to pay $$$ I won't good quality. They used to be Sooo fine.

Sparkle / Carmel.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/w-e-e-k-e-n-d-_blast-_-_-eserve-_-it-23/4612662

Nikki.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/u-_-n-_-b-_-e-_-l-_i-_-e-_-v-_-a-_-b_-l_-e-21/5506673

[DCsfynest]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blaque-26/5112198

http://blaquewonder.weebly.com/what-do-you-need-to-know.html

Blaque is absolutely AMAZING! Everytime I've seen her its been GREAT! She is Worth it all. Her body is a 10, her face is ok but the service it A+++! Her personality is great, and she is willing and able to please you in everyway. Words really can't describe her you just have to see for yourself.

[Analystgreene]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blaque-26/5112198

http://blaquewonder.weebly.com/what-do-you-need-to-know.html

Blaque is absolutely AMAZING! Everytime I've seen her its been GREAT! She is Worth it all. Her body is a 10, her face is ok but the service it A+++! Her personality is great, and she is willing and able to please you in everyway. Words really can't describe her you just have to see for yourself.Okay it is your first post. You gave a too good review of an provider that been around for a while. Signs of management or provider that business has fallen off due to increase of providers. I could be wrong but it makes you say hmmm!

[Analystgreene]

Some people may not care but I look for these type things. If you enlarge her picture her management is taking the picture. That puts her on my don't call list.

[CourtesanLover]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blaque-26/5112198

http://blaquewonder.weebly.com/what-do-you-need-to-know.html

Blaque is absolutely AMAZING! Everytime I've seen her its been GREAT! She is Worth it all. Her body is a 10, her face is ok but the service it A+++! Her personality is great, and she is willing and able to please you in everyway. Words really can't describe her you just have to see for yourself.Please post your ad in the "Escort Classified Ads" section. This section is for mongers giving reviews not for providers to promote themself.

Thanks.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL

[John4044]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blaque-26/5112198

http://blaquewonder.weebly.com/what-do-you-need-to-know.html

Blaque is absolutely AMAZING! Everytime I've seen her its been GREAT! She is Worth it all. Her body is a 10, her face is ok but the service it A+++! Her personality is great, and she is willing and able to please you in everyway. Words really can't describe her you just have to see for yourself.Totally agree with CourtesanLover! You are either Blaque yourself, or LE trying to lure a monger to you. Real mongers do not post reviews like this. Wrong forum!

[DCsfynest]

Totally agree with CourtesanLover! You are either Blaque yourself, or LE trying to lure a monger to you. Real mongers do not post reviews like this. Wrong forum!KMA! I'm not Blaque or LE trying to lure anyone.

[Pizzlepro02]

DCsfynest:

If you're not the provider or LE, your are DEFINITELY a business associate of the provider! Your glowing, detail-less 'review' was a shameless attempt to drum up biz for Blaque.

No one will EVER take what you write on here seriously from this point forward, so don't bother postin anymore!

GTFOH!

Pizzle


KMA! I'm not Blaque or LE trying to lure anyone.

[Bunker Buster]

KMA! I'm not Blaque or LE trying to lure anyone.Don't come in here telling senior members to kiss your ass. If you contend they're mistaken about you, then say "you've got me all wrong."

"KMA" is not the most auspicious entry into the forum.

[DCsfynest]

Don't come in here telling senior members to kiss your ass. If you contend they're mistaken about you, then say "you've got me all wrong."

"KMA" is not the most auspicious entry into the forum.You sir can jump off the Wilson with ankle weights on and take a deep breath! Bonehead that! You goin learn today!

[DCsfynest]

DCsfynest:

If you're not the provider or LE, your are DEFINITELY a business associate of the provider! Your glowing, detail-less 'review' was a shameless attempt to drum up biz for Blaque.

No one will EVER take what you write on here seriously from this point forward, so don't bother postin anymore!

GTFOH!

PizzleI'm not a business associate of hers either! My review was simply to identify great service if you people wanted to see a great provider who was well worth your hard earned / spent TIME! Just because I didn't post how good she sucks dick, or how good her deep throat is or the DATY. Don't come at me with all that extra sh*t! Y'all dumb asses think you got it all figured out, STFU! Fuck you and this forum, *****!

BTW, She is still one of the best. Don't let my piss poor review stop you from seeing her. LOL

[Tha X Facta]

You sir can jump off the Wilson with ankle weights on and take a deep breath! Bonehead that! You goin learn today!What's with the loud public temper tantrum?

DCsfynest is lashing out because (his/ her) feelings are hurt.

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"The secret to walkin on water is knowing where the rocks are."

You're sinking and nobodys lending a helping hand.

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X

[A John]

You sir You goin learn today!I think the only thing that needs 'learnin' is we (Senior Members) see people like you come in here all the time (same thing, different day, different screen name, same attitude) threaten Senior Members.

It is not the way to fit in here. No as$ kissing is required earthier. But we do try and respect Senior Members. For the most part they have contributed useful information, hence earning the respect of others. There is no bully boss here so you either change your approach or keep up the way your going. Lesson for the Day respect is earned!

Happy Hunting AJ

[Ramphilly]

Hi guys,

I am regular member of this site. Some of reviews I have done on BP are in other board. Not sure I can post link of other site. But you can look up at eccie. Net

And my user name ramphilly. To get more intel.

Thanks,

Ram

[Brian139]

I'm not a business associate of hers either! My review was simply to identify great service if you people wanted to see a great provider who was well worth your hard earned / spent TIME! Just because I didn't post how good she sucks dick, or how good her deep throat is or the DATY. Don't come at me with all that extra sh*t! Y'all dumb asses think you got it all figured out, STFU! Fuck you and this forum, *

BTW, She is still one of the best. Don't let my piss poor review stop you from seeing her. LOLLOL, senior members on DC board are very very old guys dude, and they have fights with other half every day (or she has made them broke) , so they see everything suspiciously, and don't like young ones. Get a looong beard, ton load of monger trail behind you and they will appreciate you.

Keep posting, old dudes have to die some day and new ones have to come, hehehe.

BTW, not a great first post, I would not have seen her on that review. Its ironical that you posted a poor review and got bashed. If you had asked for information here, senior members would have reprimanded you even more for asking without contribution. What a mess!

LMAO

[Pimp Trick]

I was PM that I get NO RESPECT and my REVIEWS are FALSE.


DCsfynest:

If you're not the provider or LE, your are DEFINITELY a business associate of the provider! Your glowing, detail-less 'review' was a shameless attempt to drum up biz for Blaque.

No one will EVER take what you write on here seriously from this point forward, so don't bother postin anymore!

GTFOH!

Pizzle

[B8478]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/last-day-top-brazilian-carolina-available-now-33/6589123

Great overall experience. Walked in to a beautiful and sensual brazilian. Not quite GFE but not too far from it. $.50 for the hour, no clockwatching, and took direction well. One of the best CBJ's I have ever had. A must repeat.

Has a friend named Isabella who she travels with that I may have to try tonight. (they are leaving tomorrow)

[Drunker Irish]

You sir can jump off the Wilson with ankle weights on and take a deep breath! Bonehead that! You goin learn today!"DCs Finest". The way the review was written and the screen name, its her lesbian lover / partner writing this or LEO. Reeks of LEO to me. This board should just be retagged. www.officer.com Or at least linked to it.

DI

[Bunker Buster]

"DCs Finest". The way the review was written and the screen name, its her lesbian lover / partner writing this or LEO. Reeks of LEO to me. This board should just be retagged.

www.officer.com

Or at least linked to it.

DI
You sir can jump off the Wilson with ankle weights on and take a deep breath! Bonehead that! You goin learn today!He's just a dog looking for a hole to bury his bone in. There can't be two bozos in DC with the same screen name, can there?

Anyway, he doesn't look like a cop.

http://www.bangme.net/default.aspx?uid=273721

http://users.adultspace.com/DCsFYNEST/

http://www.xtube.com/community/profile.php?u=jamil008

[BigBan]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/curvy-azz-and-hips-top-of-the-line-skills-60-special-21/5686600

http://washingtondc-dc.adultsearch.com/FemaleEscorts/524366

Twas a good lay lads. Some deception was about before meeting the chick but turned out ok. First off, when you call her its her provider friend that answers and second, the pics don't show that she has a cocked eye. She is from Atlanta and was shy but seductive at the same time. After all, she got a nice body and wore sexy lingerie. Gave me an extremely short BBBJ before saying "I'm ready to fuck, are you?" *Shrugs* I obliged and it got real intensive while she seemed to enjoy herself, covered of course. She was cognitive of time while not a clock watcher, but she was a good fuck. Will repeat.

[Drunker Irish]

He's just a dog looking for a hole to bury his bone in. There can't be two bozos in DC with the same screen name, can there?

Anyway, he doesn't look like a cop.

http://www.bangme.net/default.aspx?uid=273721

http://users.adultspace.com/DCsFYNEST/

http://www.xtube.com/community/profile.php?u=jamil008Damn remind me not to make you mad! LOL.

Young'and didn't even last a minute and a half!

[Tha X Facta]

He's just a dog looking for a hole to bury his bone in. There can't be two bozos in DC with the same screen name, can there?

Anyway, he doesn't look like a cop.

http://www.bangme.net/default.aspx?uid=273721

http://users.adultspace.com/DCsFYNEST/

http://www.xtube.com/community/profile.php?u=jamil008As the Bunker Buster drops a game ending. . .

Bombshell! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95SYdjRVCR0&feature=related)

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X

[Pimp Trick]

I am calling Star and Storm for time trials.


Damn remind me not to make you mad! LOL.

Young'and didn't even last a minute and a half!

[Pimp Trick]

That was the Pimp and Professor X in the Bombshell video.


As the Bunker Buster Drops a game ending.

Bombshell! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95SYdjRVCR0&feature=related)

X

[Bunker Buster]

As the Bunker Buster Drops a game ending. .

Bombshell! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95SYdjRVCR0&feature=related)

XHttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuniKsBxZ10

[A John]

LOL, LOL I`m lmfao. On a more serious note has anyone heard from DCsfynest LOL, LOL.

Happy Hunting.

AJ

[DCsfynest]

LOL, LOL I`m lmfao. On a more serious note has anyone heard from DCsfynest LOL, LOL.

Happy Hunting.

AJI ain't gone no where.

[DCsfynest]

He's just a dog looking for a hole to bury his bone in. There can't be two bozos in DC with the same screen name, can there?

Anyway, he doesn't look like a cop.

http://www.bangme.net/default.aspx?uid=273721

http://users.adultspace.com/DCsFYNEST/

http://www.xtube.com/community/profile.php?u=jamil008This is great! I'm not sure who the guy in the first link is but it's not me. So yes there are two "bozos" in dc with the same screen name. In fact probably more than that. Thanks for doing your research though.

[Pizzlepro02]

As soon as I clicked on the ad link, I saw incredibly fake lookin pics w / the face blurred or hidden. Then Google Image shows mad suspect hits on the ad pics.

Memo to all the fake review posters: members WILL sniff you out sooner or later!

B8478: no need for you to litter these boards w / your promotional postings anymore.

Pizzle.


Hi guys,

I am regular member of this site. Some of reviews I have done on BP are in other board. Not sure I can post link of other site. But you can look up at eccie. Net

And my user name ramphilly. To get more intel.

Thanks,

Ram

[Tha X Facta]

Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuniKsBxZ10Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Wiping tears from my eyes.

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

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Tha Bomb!

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X

[Tha X Facta]

I ain't gone no where. Right now you're like a wounded animal in the Serengeti.

Your DNA is severely damaged and exposed.

-

It's universally known on this board, especially being a newbie: Never Attack!

If you want a reprieve, you gotta be humble, especially being a newbie.
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Not sayin you gotta kiss anybodys ass, but just "think. . . .it ain't illegal yet!"

You got to scrap the BS, and seriously establish yourself.

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Again: "The secret to walkin on water is knowing where the rocks are."

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X. . . Good Luck
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Pimp Trick, where you at? Do I feel a post commin on!

[Pizzlepro02]

Ramphilly:

My fault, I didn't mean to quote your post. My attack was targeted at this phony review posted by B8478:


http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/last-day-top-brazilian-carolina-available-now-33/6589123

Great overall experience. Walked in to a beautiful and sensual brazilian. Not quite GFE but not too far from it. $.50 for the hour, no clockwatching, and took direction well. One of the best CBJ's I have ever had. A must repeat.

Has a friend named Isabella who she travels with that I may have to try tonight. (they are leaving tomorrow)
As soon as I clicked on the ad link, I saw incredibly fake lookin pics w / the face blurred or hidden. Then Google Image shows mad suspect hits on the ad pics.

Memo to all the fake review posters: members WILL sniff you out sooner or later!

B8478: no need for you to litter these boards w / your promotional postings anymore.

Pizzle.

[DCsfynest]

I understand the necessaity to be cautious of new (regular) members to this site such as myself for obvious reasons. I do sincerely apologize to all of you whom I directed specific comments. Although that is out of my character, it was said because I was offended that why'all would think I would come in here as an LEO / provider to advertise or set someone up. I am new to this forum but CERTAINLY not new to the game. Yes! The "review" I posted was a MESS, oh well it is what it is, hell I aint good at the review part but I'll be damned if I hold back the good or set some one up with the bad! And I can vouch for Blaque. Don't let mybrooklyn constructed review stop you from a good time. I have been around for a min. If you look closely in one of my vids, you will be enlightened as I was slipping with the aiming of the camera. Anyway, I said all that to say, I take this just as serious as you "senior members". Let's not get this thread off track with why'all coming after me. I'm done with it. Again, My response was exaggerated and uncalled for. I know you all are just Protecting the integrity of The forum or whats left of it. So, Let's get back to the action after all who wants to read all this back and forth BS. We're all here for one reason.

[Bunker Buster]

I understand the necessaity to be cautious of new (regular) members to this site such as myself for obvious reasons. I do sincerely apologize to all of you whom I directed specific comments. Although that is out of my character, it was said because I was offended that why'all would think I would come in here as an LEO / provider to advertise or set someone up. I am new to this forum but CERTAINLY not new to the game. Yes! The "review" I posted was a MESS, oh well it is what it is, hell I aint good at the review part but I'll be damned if I hold back the good or set some one up with the bad! And I can vouch for Blaque. Don't let mybrooklyn constructed review stop you from a good time. I have been around for a min. If you look closely in one of my vids, you will be enlightened as I was slipping with the aiming of the camera. Anyway, I said all that to say, I take this just as serious as you "senior members". Let's not get this thread off track with why'all coming after me. I'm done with it. Again, My response was exaggerated and uncalled for. I know you all are just Protecting the integrity of The forum or whats left of it. So, Let's get back to the action after all who wants to read all this back and forth BS. We're all here for one reason.This is a good restart. Looking forward to your participation.

BB

[Stealth Mode]

I understand the necessaity to be cautious of new (regular) members to this site such as myself for obvious reasons. I do sincerely apologize to all of you whom I directed specific comments. Although that is out of my character, it was said because I was offended that why'all would think I would come in here as an LEO / provider to advertise or set someone up. I am new to this forum but CERTAINLY not new to the game. Yes! The "review" I posted was a MESS, oh well it is what it is, hell I aint good at the review part but I'll be damned if I hold back the good or set some one up with the bad! And I can vouch for Blaque. Don't let mybrooklyn constructed review stop you from a good time. I have been around for a min. If you look closely in one of my vids, you will be enlightened as I was slipping with the aiming of the camera. Anyway, I said all that to say, I take this just as serious as you "senior members". Let's not get this thread off track with why'all coming after me. I'm done with it. Again, My response was exaggerated and uncalled for. I know you all are just Protecting the integrity of The forum or whats left of it. So, Let's get back to the action after all who wants to read all this back and forth BS. We're all here for one reason.Just kidding. Remember, you can catch more bee's with honey. It takes a true man to humble himself, and we appreciate that. It may take some time for you to convince Pizz though, so everyone may not extend the right hand of fellowship.

You should have posted reviews on the head banger girls in the videos. I wouldn't mind hooking up with one of them.

[Pimp Trick]

Fellas, sorry for the late posting. I have to get this off my chest.

Tuesday was turning into a bad evening. I was like. Well it is time to blow off some steam and make things better. Decided to look up Rockville. Which really is Knockville to the Trick. Well, I guess it is something in the air with Knockville. I have yet to have a good moment and this has continue to this day. I am not even able to write in my normal way.

OK, I call to get donation and time. The provider was Destiny Rose. I was like, let me check out the big booty and see what is good. Did my homework. She has some reviews on the west coast board.

Quoted. 7 for 15 and. 9 for 30. I was like OK. Must be leaving town specials. I PDF her ad into this review.

I roll up to Shady Grove. Then things got really Shady. Call to let her know I was in the area. She told me she will text me the address. I am like WTF to myself. She says no texting in her ad. OK, was the word from the little head. I waited 10 minutes to receive the address via text. Should have booked the chick with the fatty booty at the store. That was a sign from the Monger GODS.

Drove to the Homestead. On my way there. She text me on how long I was going to stay. I am in protected mode. 15 mins was my reply. She was like OK. I get to the parking lot. I call. No answer. Then I get a text. She was like. I just got out the shower and she needs to run out to get protection. I get my next WTF moment. Texting and no protection. Hence the Pimp is always prepared. I told her I got everything. Let me know when she is ready for me to come up.

Then, I am watching the activity in the parking like. I see a management like figure. I am going OK. Then, I see a Lucy Lui looking spinner. I am in the ride waiting, and then she comes to the door. She asks for a cigarette. I am like. I do not smoke. She says never mind. I just wanted to see your face. I am like WTF. That was three strikes and the Pimp rolls. I text her on what happen. I get an OK. I am like OK and leave a stern reply. As I try to contain the Gamma Rays in my body.

She is officially in the PT dog house. How dare you say no text and you texting. Bait and switch could have been the mode. Who knows, but I did not like the customer service. Wish I could put up the text from my phone. It will make things more black and white. Something that I will work on in the future.

157530

[DCsfynest]

Just kidding. Remember, you can catch more bee's with honey. It takes a true man to humble himself, and we appreciate that. It may take some time for you to convince Pizz though, so everyone may not extend the right hand of fellowship.

You should have posted reviews on the head banger girls in the videos. I wouldn't mind hooking up with one of them.Thanks for Welcoming my apology! Pizz, I'm asking you nicely not to "pizz" on me LOL, I don't mean why'all any harm. As for the girl in the video. It was actually the same girl, and she was definitely a head banger. I had to do a second shoot since the quality of the first video wasn't as good as I wanted. Unfortunately she is no longer in the area. She was also a BP lady, but I just found this site a few weeks ago, but there will be more to follow for sure.

[Pizzlepro02]

Seriously though, anyone who's been readin the board for a while has noticed that from time to time you'll see these sweetheart 'reviews' w / lots or relish & very little detail. The worst is when the 'provider' they're talkinathas ads w / completely bogus pics!

DCsfynest's original post was highly suspect (as he admits) & I wasn't the 1st one to get at him over it.

Bottom line: any newbie to the board should take their time to read reviews posted here & learn what kind of posts get a good reaction. It's not at all hard to do & it ends up paying off big time.

BS reviews will either draw negative responses or will be ignored.

Your friendly neighborhood Pizzle.


Just kidding. Remember, you can catch more bee's with honey. It takes a true man to humble himself, and we appreciate that. It may take some time for you to convince Pizz though, so everyone may not extend the right hand of fellowship.

You should have posted reviews on the head banger girls in the videos. I wouldn't mind hooking up with one of them.

[Dre336]

The years almost over with and I'm stll doing research, but so far lacey and nayla have been my favorites so far. Theres still a few weeks to go but unless someone knocks my socks off lacey wins the award.

And NOT lacey diamond. Redbone lacey. Lela wins honorable mention for her dome skills.

[DCsfynest]

Let's try this again! I actually hit her up and was unable to keep my original time. She texted and called me to ask if I were ok. I decided to TOFTT and venture out to see what was in store for me. Since her pics are kind of basic, it could have went either way. Well, her Pictures are accurate, in fact she looks better in person. When I arrived, as usual I listened at the door for a few seconds before knocking. The coast sounded clear so I knocked, she answered the door and peeking from behind was this sexy little brown sugary thang! She was clean and the room was clean and fresh. Quick LE check, I dropped the donation in the prescribed location and we sat down and talked for a min. Did I mention she is a cutie? Anyway, her convo was great and she was a sweetheart. Now, it was time for lights camera action. Started of with a BANGING CBJ! She made eye contact, did with and without the hands and good DT. Then she started shaking the ASSets and I jumped at the opportunity here we introduce little man in K9 mode. Fellas, I didn't make it much past that this time. SHE HAD ME WITH THE BJ as I'm a head guy. $.5 and well worth it! I'll be seeing her again soon. Guys, catch her while you can because I'm almost certain she won't be around long. Will definitely repeat. As with all, YMMV but be good to her and she will be good to you.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-sexy-college-coed-19/6658903

[Tha X Facta]

Carmen aka L'il Bit aka Shorty.

She's leaving today, said she'll return next month

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And I thought the Ga Peach In B-moe was good. [Click Here]

Between Shorty and the Peach it's a dead heat for 2011.

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The intensity and energy that L'il Bit brought to the session was crazy & stoopid, head game included.

Even after I busted, 4' 8" L'il Bit kept goin and continued to drain oil from the crankcase.

I was limp as a wet noodle and was totally defeated by a Little Ball of Energy.

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Me and the L'il man gave it all we had, but we were Blown away!

Bunker Buster, I gotta borrow your Bomb. [click here] (Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuniKsBxZ10)

I'm still stunned, and traumatized, shorty almost made me flee the battle zone.

Pussy control at its best!

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/am-and-noon-specials-48-funsize-the-smaller-the-better-xoxo-22/6080500

Only regret, no pic's allowed.

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Pimp Trick Gave me the heads up & recommendation for Shorty and the crew.

I'm going to change his name to HR. . . . . .Hoe Resources LoL

Is there anybody that you don't know?
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She's leaving today, said she'll return next month

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X. . .Giddy as a monkey with a peanut machine

[Pizzlepro02]

Very nice job, DCsfynest. My only question is was that 1. 5 for CBJ & 1 pop? Not the greatest value I've come across, but as long as you enjoyed yourself, it's all gravy.


Let's try this again! I actually hit her up and was unable to keep my original time. She texted and called me to ask if I were ok. I decided to TOFTT and venture out to see what was in store for me. Since her pics are kind of basic, it could have went either way. Well, her Pictures are accurate, in fact she looks better in person. When I arrived, as usual I listened at the door for a few seconds before knocking. The coast sounded clear so I knocked, she answered the door and peeking from behind was this sexy little brown sugary thang! She was clean and the room was clean and fresh. Quick LE check, I dropped the donation in the prescribed location and we sat down and talked for a min. Did I mention she is a cutie? Anyway, her convo was great and she was a sweetheart. Now, it was time for lights camera action. Started of with a BANGING CBJ! She made eye contact, did with and without the hands and good DT. Then she started shaking the ASSets and I jumped at the opportunity here we introduce little man in K9 mode. Fellas, I didn't make it much past that this time. SHE HAD ME WITH THE BJ as I'm a head guy. $.5 and well worth it! I'll be seeing her again soon. Guys, catch her while you can because I'm almost certain she won't be around long. Will definitely repeat. As with all, YMMV but be good to her and she will be good to you.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-sexy-college-coed-19/6658903

[Bunker Buster]

Saw her earlier this week, and loved having all 4'8" (maybe 4'7") of her crawling on me. Very compliant and eager to please. Can't beat the rate, and serious upgrades are available for modest additions.

Her friend Laney is very cute; even better looking than her pix.


Carmen aka L'il Bit aka Shorty.

The intensity and energy That L'il Bit brought to the session was crazy & stoopid, head game included.

Even after I busted, 4' 8" L'il Bit Kept goin and continued to drain oil from the crankcase.

I was limp as a wet noodle and was totally defeated by a Little Ball of Energy.

Me and the L'il man gave it all we had, but we were Blown away!

Bunker Buster, I got to borrow your Bomb.

[DCsfynest]

Very nice job, DCsfynest. My only question is was that 1. 5 for CBJ & 1 pop? Not the greatest value I've come across, but as long as you enjoyed yourself, it's all gravy.Thanks Pizz. I meant to take that out. Originally thats what it was for the hour, but I ended early so my fine was reduced to 80. She's sweet, she said she new to the game but her skills said otherwise.

[Analystgreene]

I dreamed I went to see these ladies in Camp Springs. It was like a public restroom. Guys were going in and out in 10-15 minutes. They were running a $50 special in that nasty hotel room. I left feeling unsatified.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-two-girls-pick-one-or-have-both-chocolate-hot-50-specials-22/5858205

[Tha X Facta]

Saw her earlier this week, and loved having all 4'8" (maybe 4'7") of her crawling on me. Very compliant and eager to please. Can't beat the rate, and serious upgrades are available for modest additions.

Serious upgrades. . .. from what to what?

I can't imagine. . . send a PM.

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[Tha X Facta]

I gave you the PT card. It is like that Power Ranger Solaris Mystic Force. Punch the card and you would have got the upgrades.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHNq5DTZzDcNope, not gonna do it.
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. . . I would've punched the shit out of that card!

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X. . .Nope, not gonna do it

[Bunker Buster]

I gave you the PT card. It is like that Power Ranger Solaris Mystic Force. Punch the card and you would have got the upgrades.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHNq5DTZzDcBut I swear I have no idea what you're talking about half the time.

Do I have to get my mind onto a different plane or something?

[Dre336]

I dreamed I went to see these ladies in Camp Springs. It was like a public restroom. Guys were going in and out in 10-15 minutes. They were running a $50 special in that nasty hotel room. I left feeling unsatified.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-two-girls-pick-one-or-have-both-chocolate-hot-50-specials-22/5858205Shit like that makes the whole place hot and all traffic coming and going. Thanks for the heads up.

[The Big Man]

http://washingtondc-dc.adultsearch.com/FemaleEscorts/531695

This is a dude. He advertises on Adult search. I went to see him / her. He said he was sore from sex so it was just head available. I grabbed what I thought was a chicks ass and it was hard. He had implants. That was what my attention first. I then looked how he was standing. He had his legs cose together to keep the dick at bay. At that point I knew it was time to go.

Be careful fellows.

[CourtesanLover]

Why is it that the little head always wins when in a situation where sex is on the horizon. Why is it that clarity of thought eludes us when we most need it. I knew her pics were fake which is not a deal breaker for me, but her voice sounded young and her measurements were enticing. But I broke one of my cardinal rules, when it comes to age, which is any chick who says they are 25-29yrs old means they are at least 35 prob 40's. Anyway "chick" posts, I mean granny posts she is 27, when I get there I realise geriatric ward alert, she is a granny at least 45yrs. Not being very particular about face I see she has a very shapely body and big tits, so little head is saying go ahead go ahead. So I fork over the dinero. Bad idea, needless to say when the clothes come off its a SAG-a-thon SAG-fest. Determined to get a nut I let grandma give me head and I try to finish off in doggie but I just could not concentrate because of the onerous fumes emanating from her paleo-lithic snatch, I quickly lost interest and just cut my losses and bounced. I could have used that money for Christmas shopping, oh well off to the next project. Live and learn.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/holiday-special-bootylicious-and-busty-38dd-27/6720599

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL

[The Big Man]

158580

158581

158582

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/andgt-l-k-andlt-new-big-booty-25/6730157

347-703-0851 This is her number.

Total waste of time. This is not the girl in the picture. The girl has bad skin and looks in her late thirties with a bleached blond wig. She wanted 150hr & 100hh I went with the hour because she has a fat ass. It all went down from there though. She kicked me out after ten minutes. She wanted us to do it on the dirty floor. Some kid was asleep in one of the bedroom. The mike skills were (0) Zero. She kept on asking me if I was nervous. (No, your skill set is weak.) I had to quickly roll out because I wanted to choke the * and being in Jail on Christmas eve would not of been cool.

I took this one for the team. I went on to see Gizzele in New carlton when I left. That was a much nicer experience. And yes she really is that tall,

[Bunker Buster]

Why is it that the little head always wins when in a situation where sex is on the horizon. Why is it that clarity of thought eludes us when we most need it. I knew her pics were fake which is not a deal breaker for me, but her voice sounded young and her measurements were enticing. But I broke one of my cardinal rules, when it comes to age, which is any chick who says they are 25-29yrs old means they are at least 35 prob 40's. Anyway "chick" posts, I mean granny posts she is 27, when I get there I realise geriatric ward alert, she is a granny at least 45yrs. Not being very particular about face I see she has a very shapely body and big tits, so little head is saying go ahead go ahead. So I fork over the dinero. Bad idea, needless to say when the clothes come off its a SAG-a-thon SAG-fest. Determined to get a nut I let grandma give me head and I try to finish off in doggie but I just could not concentrate because of the onerous fumes emanating from her paleo-lithic snatch, I quickly lost interest and just cut my losses and bounced. I could have used that money for Christmas shopping, oh well off to the next project. Live and learn.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/holiday-special-bootylicious-and-busty-38dd-27/6720599

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CLI had an experience like that with Summer Breeze a decade ago. I saw her less than a year before she took a drunken header down the stairs, which didn't surprise me, because she was struggling to navigate the stairs on ridiculously long stiletto heels strapped to frail, bony legs, with easily of pint of gin under her belt.

As an object lesson (and humorous, if painful, trip down memory lane) , here's what I wrote about her in 2002:


While she is a nice person, Summer is MUCH older than she says. She looks more like a haggard 65 than the 37 she claims to be. I would describe her as scrawny and withered, mostly skin and bones. I should have given her $50 for her trouble and left without staying for the session, but I didn't want to hurt her feelings. Considering how dishonest she was about representing who she is, I really regret going throught with it and thinking more about her feelings than my own.

If you've ever wondered what it's like to have sex with an old lady, this is your opportunity. She is wrinkled, saggy and leathered, and chain smokes like a fiend (2 cigs during my session). She also smelled of alcohol, and walked unsteadily, which seemed more to be from age and / or some kind of degenerative disorder.

If you're looking for French, she will comply, but when she tried to put her tongue in my mouth, I turned away, not wanting to kiss her.

BBBJ, but more suckling than actual sucking, and you get lipstick all over the place. Only one pop, which was covered, and missionary only (my choice, because I didn't want to look at her bony, saggy ass up close, and wanted to pop and get out of there.

The sex talk was mechanical and uninspired, and was more of a hinderance than a help. Example: "Oh. Lord. I'm. Coming."

Her breasts, which are touted as lushes 36DDD (her description) appear unnatural and saggy, and felt like implants to me.

I keep wondering if I saw her mother instead of the real Summer Breeze.

[Analystgreene]

I have been trying to call her for days. Sorry you wasted your money, but I am happy I didn't call. We must let everyone know when you find a weak provider.




158580

I have been trying to call her for days. Sorry you wasted your money, but I am happy I didn't call. We must let everyone know when you find a weak provider.

ATTACH=CONFIG]158581[/ATTACH]

158582

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/andgt-l-k-andlt-new-big-booty-25/6730157

347-703-0851 This is her number.

Total waste of time. This is not the girl in the picture. The girl has bad skin and looks in her late thirties with a bleached blond wig. She wanted 150hr & 100hh I went with the hour because she has a fat ass. It all went down from there though. She kicked me out after ten minutes. She wanted us to do it on the dirty floor. Some kid was asleep in one of the bedroom. The mike skills were (0) Zero. She kept on asking me if I was nervous. (No, your skill set is weak.) I had to quickly roll out because I wanted to choke the * and being in Jail on Christmas eve would not of been cool.

I took this one for the team. I went on to see Gizzele in New carlton when I left. That was a much nicer experience. And yes she really is that tall.

[CourtesanLover]

The pics look like her but not 100% sure if its her, anyway the body is banging, nice DD juggs, slim waist and fat ass. Couple of tatoos, she is a dancer with a mild prima donna complex, does not do CG. Started off with decent head game followed by K9, then mish then back to K9 for finishing move. Would repeat.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ill-make-u-stand-attention-1-gentlemans-choice-specials-25/6312695

Phone#5108759937.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL

[Pison1]

[QUOTE=CourtesanLover; 1350838]The pics look like her but not 100% sure if its her, anyway the body is banging, nice DD juggs, slim waist and fat ass. Couple of tatoos, she is a dancer with a mild prima donna complex, does not do CG. Started off with decent head game followed by K9, then mish then back to K9 for finishing move. Would repeat.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ill-make-u-stand-attention-1-gentlemans-choice-specials-25/6312695

Phone# 5108759937.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

Those are not KAMIYA SWEETS real picturess, went to see her yest. After seeing CourteasanLovers post! Saw her in greenbelt, Damage: 15 min 4 $. I agree with CourteasanLover! Nice body. Only dislike is her belly button, it looks like a mini ball is stuck there. She also goes by the name kimmie kash and her real pics are in http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/i-can-make-u-stand-like-a-champ-big-tits-big-ass-greaat-service-trinidadian-stallion-25/5962056

[Pison1]

I've been slackin on posting any ads but dez are a few of the chicks I've seen:

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/50-spl-super-juicy-24/6786035

Damage: 15min 4 50, looks just like er pics and doesn't look good at all, good head skills tho.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-sexy-super-sweet-super-brunette-latina-mamitaa-30/6778880

She is nice and will do anything you ask 4, nice body.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/latincandy-sexy-thick-latina-ready-to-play-50-special-new-location-33/5011840

Good head skills, not very good body, really kind and welcoming.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/weet-heaven-but-nughy-hell-witing-4-u-60-specials-24/6336204

Nice Body, Hairy down there, kind of serious, doesn't let you do many things

[ChrisButts]

I been hobbist for quite a while. I have seen providers stay tooo long in the game. These 2 are young but have gone waayy down hill. If I am going to pay $$$ I won't good quality. They used to be Sooo fine.

Sparkle / Carmel.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/w-e-e-k-e-n-d-_blast-_-_-eserve-_-it-23/4612662

Nikki.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/u-_-n-_-b-_-e-_-l-_i-_-e-_-v-_-a-_-b_-l_-e-21/5506673It's a good thing I'm stuck out in Arizona. If I was in DC, these two would have my pockets on empty. I swear, ya'll got the most bodacious Ho's out there. Out here in AZ, most of the girls try to keep it petite. We need more thickness like that out here

[Dre336]

I been hobbist for quite a while. I have seen providers stay tooo long in the game. These 2 are young but have gone waayy down hill. If I am going to pay $$$ I won't good quality. They used to be Sooo fine.

Sparkle / Carmel.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/w-e-e-k-e-n-d-_blast-_-_-eserve-_-it-23/4612662

Nikki.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/u-_-n-_-b-_-e-_-l-_i-_-e-_-v-_-a-_-b_-l_-e-21/5506673I saw sparkleatdtlr a few weeks ago. She looked kinda thick. If this is her downhill I wish I saw her a few yrs ago. She's thicker than her pics. I might toftt.

[Dre336]

I've been slackin on posting any ads but dez are a few of the chicks I've seen:

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/50-spl-super-juicy-24/6786035

Damage: 15min 4 50, looks just like er pics and doesn't look good at all, good head skills tho.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-sexy-super-sweet-super-brunette-latina-mamitaa-30/6778880

She is nice and will do anything you ask 4, nice body.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/latincandy-sexy-thick-latina-ready-to-play-50-special-new-location-33/5011840

Good head skills, not very good body, really kind and welcoming.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/weet-heaven-but-nughy-hell-witing-4-u-60-specials-24/6336204

Nice Body, Hairy down there, kind of serious, doesn't let you do many thingsLela is cool as shit. BJ skills are on point.

[Dre336]

I've been slackin on posting any ads but dez are a few of the chicks I've seen:

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/50-spl-super-juicy-24/6786035

Damage: 15min 4 50, looks just like er pics and doesn't look good at all, good head skills tho.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-sexy-super-sweet-super-brunette-latina-mamitaa-30/6778880

She is nice and will do anything you ask 4, nice body.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/latincandy-sexy-thick-latina-ready-to-play-50-special-new-location-33/5011840

Good head skills, not very good body, really kind and welcoming.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/weet-heaven-but-nughy-hell-witing-4-u-60-specials-24/6336204

Nice Body, Hairy down there, kind of serious, doesn't let you do many thingsLela is cool as a fan. BJ skills are on point. That last one's been on my radar for a minute but she's got bad reviews. Might call her, I don't want or need GFE just serve the backshots proper and I'll be on my way.

[Tha X Facta]

Would you trade your finances for this? Click Here

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Or the Cali discount? Click Here

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Honey Spot, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

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[BigBan]

Good work. Got to love it when you discover leverage on two-faced providers.

[WordIsBond]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=6772956&image=6772955

My first report or contribution. I'll try my best to fit in with why'all. I am usually AMP guy, but I didn't feel like driving so I thought might give this a try. Down to earth, on time, Chinese 21 year old. I don't' know if the pic is really her, maybe. Very friendly. Big tittays and ass. Tanned (kinda don't like pale asian girls, so that was a plus. Kinda confusing because I didn't know this but I was actually talking to her agency and not her and I wasn't aware of it. But CBJ. Good, FS was good. Will I try again? Possibly. She says she's new that I was her first client (kinda think it's bs). She's not skinny, but def not fat. Don't know what else I can say. Think I'm going to hit Bmore strip clubs next (any recommendations? Please not in the ghetto although that whole city is ghetto)

[Johnny Stales]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=6772956&image=6772955

I don't' know if the pic is really her, maybe.Did she have that tattoo on her shoulder?

[WordIsBond]

Did she have that tattoo on her shoulder?My bad, I really don't remember if it was the same tattoo, she had a tattoo on the same side, but don't' remember if it's the exact same one.

[Stoddgtr4]

My bad, I really don't remember if it was the same tattoo, she had a tattoo on the same side, but don't' remember if it's the exact same one.The girl in the picture is a porn star named Priva. She appears mostly in European films.

http://www.freeones.com/html/p_links/Priva/

[Jackfrost K4]

Took a chance on an ad with fake pics, ended up having a nice session. Real girl is thinner, tallish. 5'5. With small, semi-droopy maybe 32A breasts (I suck at guessing cup size, sorry). Soft but nice ass. Non-GFE, everything covered, but good CBJ and gets into the fucking. Sweet girl too. Damage was $$ for hour $.5 for half.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/brand-new-gorgeous-blue-eyed-blonde-super-sexy-charming-bombshell-22/6829220

[Bunker Buster]

Took a chance on an ad with fake pics, ended up having a nice session. Real girl is thinner, tallish. 5'5. With small. Maybe 32A, I suck at cup sizes. Semi-droopy breasts. Soft but nice ass. Non-GFE, everything covered, but good CBJ and gets into the fucking. Sweet girl too. Damage was $$ for hour $.5 for half.

Dc. Backpage. Com / FemaleEscorts / brand-new-gorgeous-blue-eyed-blonde-super-sexy-charming-bombshell-22/6829220Instead of breaking it up?

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/brand-new-gorgeous-blue-eyed-blonde-super-sexy-charming-bombshell-22/6829220

Also, a number makes the review searchable after the BP ad comes down.

980-621-1279.

What made you decide to TOFTT on an ad with stolen pix (TinEye hits)? I'm finding slim pickings myself lately, and have been thinking about rolling the dice too.

[Jackfrost K4]

Instead of breaking it up?

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/brand-new-gorgeous-blue-eyed-blonde-super-sexy-charming-bombshell-22/6829220

Also, a number makes the review searchable after the BP ad comes down.

980-621-1279.

What made you decide to TOFTT on an ad with stolen pix (TinEye hits)? I'm finding slim pickings myself lately, and have been thinking about rolling the dice too.Found a review for her on another, seemingly sketchy site but the review had a date and location (New Orleans) that lined up with BP ads she had up at the time. (Do a Google search for Khelsie, New Orleans. 980 and you'll find the hit.) I first tried calling her on Wednesday and learned her incall wasn't really in Dupont as advertised but she said she was moving closer to the Circle the next day. Our conversation made me decide to TOFTT because she seemed nice / genuine on the phone and had a southern accent that turned me on, so I figured, what the hell. I do tend to agree with the consensus opinion, fake pic ads tend to not work out well:

My last report (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9224-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1328807&viewfull=1#post1328807)

So I probably just beat the odds this time.

Anyway, when I saw her yesterday, she was in a hotel very close to Dupont Circle. She said she'd be in the area for the next couple of weeks.

Happy hunting!

[Joseleche]

Found a review for her on another, seemingly sketchy site but the review had a date and location (New Orleans) that lined up with BP ads she had up at the time. (Do a Google search for Khelsie, New Orleans. 980 and you'll find the hit.) I first tried calling her on Wednesday and learned her incall wasn't really in Dupont as advertised but she said she was moving closer to the Circle the next day. Our conversation made me decide to TOFTT because she seemed nice / genuine on the phone and had a southern accent that turned me on, so I figured, what the hell. I do tend to agree with the consensus opinion, fake pic ads tend to not work out well:

My last report (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9224-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1328807&viewfull=1#post1328807)

So I probably just beat the odds this time.

Anyway, when I saw her yesterday, she was in a hotel very close to Dupont Circle. She said she'd be in the area for the next couple of weeks.

Happy hunting!Her ad says no "Black Americans". How about Black Irish? Black Africans? Black Jamicans, Puerto Ricans, Cubans?

[Bunker Buster]

She's calling herself Kayla now. New number is 770-378-0790.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/1oo-specials-andgt-4-nipp-loversz-petite-ebony-with-cateyes-18/6885919

I had a nice time with her last year.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9303-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1141468&viewfull=1#post1141468

[Joseleche]

She's calling herself Kayla now. New number is 770-378-0790.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/1oo-specials-andgt-4-nipp-loversz-petite-ebony-with-cateyes-18/6885919

I had a nice time with her last year.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9303-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1141468&viewfull=1#post1141468Has it been confirmed it is actually her? Sometime girls get popped, info used to do stings. I did notice her and recognize her and no reviews under current name and not amended on the other site.

[Bunker Buster]

Has it been confirmed it is actually her? Sometime girls get popped, info used to do stings. I did notice her and recognize her and no reviews under current name and not amended on the other site.She remembered the name of the place we got together in last year.

[BJ999]

http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/exquisite-touch-athletic-health-conscious-34/5417215

I saw her about six months ago. Very, very nice experience. First off, the pics are 110% accurate; that's her. She lives in Foggy Bottom, across the street from that new Whole Foods going in near the Metro. It was an easy phone setup. Her apartment was dark when I came in, but I adjusted quickly. She is TALL, fellas; I'm 6'1", and she was not much shorter than me at all. I disrobed, put the funds down (standard $$ for the hour) , and we started the massage. She gives a legitimately great massage, if you're into that. More importantly, to me, she's very sweet and personable, and a good conversationalist (I. E, not inane and not a silent statue). She's from Hawaii, and I could tell she misses it a lot. She also has a regular full-time job that's decent, so I think she does this mostly because she enjoys it. On the flip, she was totally nude as well and encouraged nipple and pussy play as she stroked me, and like I said, SLAMMING body. Fully shaved downstairs. More may be on the table for people who become regulars; I plan to see her again soon when work slows down, so I'll let you know. All in all, three thumbs up!

Oh, as for the name. Sorry, I can't remember at the moment. I'm terrible with names normally (had to make an effort to remember Sunny's name in my recent AMP review) , and this woman has an odd, Scandinavian-sounding name. Updates will follow.

[Joseleche]

She remembered the name of the place we got together in last year.Thanks for the update!

[ChrisButts]

Anybody out in the DC area ever visit this chick?

http://eroticservices.********.com/escorts.php?do=view&p=1989629

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/j-u-n-k-_-n_-the-_-t-r-u-n-k-23/4050512

She does something to me, bruh.

I was just browsing through all the different backpage states and she's the sexiest I've come across.

I've been mongering for 7 years now. This is the sexiest girl I've seen.

Of course, that's just based on my personal preference. I find myself highly attracted to this woman.

She has a profile on rude. Com, also.

http://www.rude.com/kimcoxxx69

I'm smitten. She got me ready to send her a round trip ticket, US Airways.

I'm wayyy in Phoenix, AZ, but I see that she's in DC most of the time.

Anybody experience her yet?

[Drkrider]

[QUOTE=ChrisButts; 1363536]Anybody out in the DC area ever visit this chick?

http://eroticservices.********.com/escorts.php?do=view&p=1989629

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/j-u-n-k-_-n_-the-_-t-r-u-n-k-23/4050512

ChrisB,

Yeah. I think a number of guys on here have seen this provider, including myself. I reviewed her once and seen her twice. She's cool and has an extremely soft body (which I like). She's seasoned and it shows. Very down to business and can be a clock watcher if you opt for her special. NO GFE for me. But YMMV.

(My Post #682. Backpage Reviews Wash. DC forum)

REV: KimberLee

Gentlemen,

Finally caught up with KimberLee a few days ago. She was tough to track down due to the fact she's very cautious about LE and I was calling her during the day and I was a first time client. I worked some alternative channels, got in touch with her and set up an appointment in her Greenbelt location.

She was dressed in a colorful bra and panties when I arrived and she appeared very comfortable and relaxed as she stretched out on the bed. Her pics are accurate although she is "rough around the edges" (ie, chipped nail Polish and a seasoned appearance for a 22yr girl).

Started with a sloppy CBJ followed by reverse cowgirl, then missionary. No rush and she was open to my requests. She mentioned she likes greek. Professional demeanor, not GFE but nice. As you can see in her pics, she is extremely soft. I loved it. She has some of the softest and smoothest skin I've ever felt on a woman. Her ass felt like a bag of satin filled with jello. I will repeat.

I usually only have 1 cup and that day I was no different. As I got dressed she started to tell me about her life in the "game", which started at the age of 17 with a pimp, a porn she was in called "Chocolate Freaks vol 4" as Dominque Starr "?", her other online video clips, how she stays 1 step ahead of the police now that she's been arrested 3 times and working the Strip downtown during the summer. She's a seasoned vet in the game.

[The Big Man]

Anybody out in the DC area ever visit this chick?

http://eroticservices.********.com/escorts.php?do=view&p=1989629

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/j-u-n-k-_-n_-the-_-t-r-u-n-k-23/4050512

She does something to me, bruh.

I was just browsing through all the different backpage states and she's the sexiest I've come across.

I've been mongering for 7 years now. This is the sexiest girl I've seen.

Of course, that's just based on my personal preference. I find myself highly attracted to this woman.

She has a profile on rude. Com, also.

http://www.rude.com/kimcoxxx69

I'm smitten. She got me ready to send her a round trip ticket, US Airways.

I'm wayyy in Phoenix, AZ, but I see that she's in DC most of the time.

Anybody experience her yet?Someone reviewed her on here a while back. I do not remember all the details but I do remember that they were not too happy with the way she looked in person.

[Pimp Trick]

What is going on my Monger B! TCheS. I am back for my Hangover 2012 run. I am looking for some BangCunt.

So, this is what I am going to do. I have been Mongering for a long time. So, I am going to let the Mongers monger me.

Choose three girls. I will choose one. Hopefully, ones that are TOFTT or no reviews. Sherlock Trick will try to schedule and come back with a review. Pimp Holmes will Monger League the review with his Hangover Wolf-Monger Pack.

Please no one with the FAKE pics. Let's make this real. Also, I got another monger who is going to hit right behind me. SMH. This dude is crazy. Always love the House and Senate way of Monger. Presidental is all I could say. LOL.

Stay tune for my State of the Monger Union Address in General Reports.

Pimp Up Trick Down. Monger League forever.

[Jhn Kale]

Gentlemen,

I posted a report in the Montgomery County section. If you're into petite you may be interested.

Hope it's cool to post this here.

Stay safe.

[ChrisButts]

Thanks for the info on Kimberlee.

She damn sure looks soft. Especially that azz.

I saw some pics she had in one add where she was just spreading it all for the world to see.

Straight up raunchy. But I love when providers just get straight to the point like that. Like "you see these holes, that's what you'll be getting".

I'm about to search for that porn she was in.

And Pimp, you crazy LOL. She does kinda look like Dawn from En Vogue. She's just a little more caramel complected.

But yeah, Kimberlee man. I'm ready to take drastic measures to get her here live, in 3D. She's not no "10" or anything like that, but it's just something about her that causes me to be highly attracted to her. It's not just the body (that has something to do with it) , but it's something about her face & energy. She got a vibe that I'm digging right now.

Again, thanks for the info. Be safe & Move wise

[Bukudala]

Greetings everyone!

About to take the plunge, and she sounds too good to be true. Would rather get some info before I TOFTT.

Thanks and Happy Hunting

[Tha X Facta]

What is going on my Monger B! TCheS. I am back for my Hangover 2012 run. I am looking for some BangCunt.

So, this is what I am going to do. I have been Mongering for a long time. So, I am going to let the Mongers monger me.

Choose three girls. I will choose one. Hopefully, ones that are TOFTT or no reviews. Sherlock Trick will try to schedule and come back with a review. Pimp Holmes will Monger League the review with his Hangover Wolf-Monger Pack.

Please no one with the FAKE pics. Let's make this real. Also, I got another monger who is going to hit right behind me. SMH. This dude is crazy. Always love the House and Senate way of Monger. Presidental is all I could say. LOL.

Stay tune for my State of the Monger Union Address in General Reports.

Pimp Up Trick Down. Monger League forever.Good afternoon, Pimp Trick.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves the hook-up of:
1. SHEEBA (http://www.adultsearch.com/dc/washingtondc/FemaleEscorts/535112)

2. NayLa the Cake (http://www.adultsearch.com/dc/washingtondc/FemaleEscorts/299291)
or
3. Kristy Lee (http://www.adultsearch.com/dc/washingtondc/FemaleEscorts/504209). . .Huh?

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You may select any of the three, but essentially the first two would be more to your liking.
They are professional service providers, and highly capable of satisfaction. You have one week to recruit and report back to the USASG with a post of your assignment.
As always, should you be caught or burned, fellow mongers will disavow all knowledge of your actions.
And Mr. PT, the next time you go on a hunt, please be good enough to let us know where you're going.

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This message will self-destruct in. . . . . . .

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[Bunker Buster]

Greetings everyone!

About to take the plunge, and she sounds too good to be true. Would rather get some info before I TOFTT.

Thanks and Happy HuntingI remember talking to her on the phone, and I think I concluded she seemed legit. Wanted to take the plunge, but never got around to it. Didn't see her ads for a while, and forgot about her.

She has ads going back a year, and pix come up clean on TinEye and Google Image Search.

816 682-8208.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-maddy-20/4807030

[Pastoralist]

Visited Kayla yesterday, and it was my first time responding to a backpage ad. She advertises with 'Petite CHOC. Ebony' in the title. Her pictures looked too good to be true, but I was really hoping to find something better than the Korean salons and went for it. The pictures look like her, but were not particularly recent and she wasn't 19. I would guess 23-ish. Still young, petite, and with the body shape you see in the photos. She answered the door ready to go, and we were well on our way within a minute of crossing the threshold of her Rockville motel.

Pros- Girl was cute, put in the work needed to keep events very active and fun, was proactive enough to lead me through a complete routine without me having to ask for anything. She even took my hand and used it to smack her bottom, inviting me to do so softly. She was a terrific sport. She gave me a massage afterward. I got the impression that she was earnest about taking care of me.

Cons- Girl did not shave her legs in the last few days (you couldn't see that, but her skin was a bit sharp even as it was soft). Girl was not tight. Girl kept mentioning how much she desires tips, and had this phrase 'yea-ah' which sounded silly that she kept using in conversation.

Ok, a pretty good experience. You guys will think I'm an idiot about how I paid. On the phone she mentioned her rate was $150 for the hour, along with 30min and 15min options. I scheduled the hour. When I got there, I put $200 on table telling her that I wanted that to cover everything standard and for her to not discuss money again this hour. She agreed, but then did bring up tips over and over. She never asked for an amount, but I gave her $40 on my way out. Felt like an idiot for that last part. Kayla will be here for something like a month.

[Stealth Mode]

Visited Kayla yesterday, and it was my first time responding to a backpage ad. She advertises with 'Petite CHOC. Ebony' in the title. Her pictures looked too good to be true, but I was really hoping to find something better than the Korean salons and went for it. The pictures look like her, but were not particularly recent and she wasn't 19. I would guess 23-ish. Still young, petite, and with the body shape you see in the photos. She answered the door ready to go, and we were well on our way within a minute of crossing the threshold of her Rockville motel.

Pros- Girl was cute, put in the work needed to keep events very active and fun, was proactive enough to lead me through a complete routine without me having to ask for anything. She even took my hand and used it to smack her bottom, inviting me to do so softly. She was a terrific sport. She gave me a massage afterward. I got the impression that she was earnest about taking care of me.

Cons- Girl did not shave her legs in the last few days (you couldn't see that, but her skin was a bit sharp even as it was soft). Girl was not tight. Girl kept mentioning how much she desires tips, and had this phrase 'yea-ah' which sounded silly that she kept using in conversation.

Ok, a pretty good experience. You guys will think I'm an idiot about how I paid. On the phone she mentioned her rate was $150 for the hour, along with 30min and 15min options. I scheduled the hour. When I got there, I put $200 on table telling her that I wanted that to cover everything standard and for her to not discuss money again this hour. She agreed, but then did bring up tips over and over. She never asked for an amount, but I gave her $40 on my way out. Felt like an idiot for that last part. Kayla will be here for something like a month.You could have gotten 30 minutes for $. That's ok, now you know.

[Bunker Buster]

Visited Kayla yesterday, and it was my first time responding to a backpage ad. She advertises with 'Petite CHOC. Ebony' in the title. Her pictures looked too good to be true, but I was really hoping to find something better than the Korean salons and went for it. The pictures look like her, but were not particularly recent and she wasn't 19. I would guess 23-ish. Still young, petite, and with the body shape you see in the photos. She answered the door ready to go, and we were well on our way within a minute of crossing the threshold of her Rockville motel.

Pros- Girl was cute, put in the work needed to keep events very active and fun, was proactive enough to lead me through a complete routine without me having to ask for anything. She even took my hand and used it to smack her bottom, inviting me to do so softly. She was a terrific sport. She gave me a massage afterward. I got the impression that she was earnest about taking care of me.

Cons- Girl did not shave her legs in the last few days (you couldn't see that, but her skin was a bit sharp even as it was soft). Girl was not tight. Girl kept mentioning how much she desires tips, and had this phrase 'yea-ah' which sounded silly that she kept using in conversation.

Ok, a pretty good experience. You guys will think I'm an idiot about how I paid. On the phone she mentioned her rate was $150 for the hour, along with 30min and 15min options. I scheduled the hour. When I got there, I put $200 on table telling her that I wanted that to cover everything standard and for her to not discuss money again this hour. She agreed, but then did bring up tips over and over. She never asked for an amount, but I gave her $40 on my way out. Felt like an idiot for that last part. Kayla will be here for something like a month.I did a quick search of your posting history, and it reads like someone who has "take advantage of me" tattooed on his forehead. If she quoted you 150, why on earth would you lay 200 on the table? Hookers recognize whales as readily as casinos and investment brokers do, so if you're declaring your willingness to throw excess money around, there's always someone who's going to lap it up.

There's nothing wrong with asking about different time and price options, and there's especially nothing wrong with paying just the price without tossing down an extra 33% before the festivities, then an extra 25% afterwards. Let those numbers sink in for a minute; you gave her a 60% tip for ordinary service.

For 240, I'd say you should have had two hours with BBBJ and at least 2-3 rounds. By contrast, I spent about 1/3 of what you did with Tiphanie / Kayla a year ago, and was there for an enjoyable, non-rushed session that was close to a half hour. I pay the quoted price, and don't pay more unless something above and beyond took place.

Take some time and read a few hundred reviews from experienced posters. The girls aren't doing you a favor by seeing you; you're doing them a favor by seeing them, instead of the many other options available to you. Get that right in your mind, and you won't be such a pushover.

Press on, and good luck. BC with questions.

[Drunker Irish]

On the flip side, kudos for posting a legitimate review of a legitimate provider.


Pros- Girl was cute, put in the work needed to keep events very active and fun, was proactive enough to lead me through a complete routine without me having to ask for anything. She even took my hand and used it to smack her bottom, inviting me to do so softly. She was a terrific sport. She gave me a massage afterward. I got the impression that she was earnest about taking care of me.

Cons- Girl did not shave her legs in the last few days (you couldn't see that, but her skin was a bit sharp even as it was soft). Girl was not tight. Girl kept mentioning how much she desires tips, and had this phrase 'yea-ah' which sounded silly that she kept using in conversation.

Ok, a pretty good experience. You guys will think I'm an idiot about how I paid. On the phone she mentioned her rate was $150 for the hour, along with 30min and 15min options. I scheduled the hour. When I got there, I put $200 on table telling her that I wanted that to cover everything standard and for her to not discuss money again this hour. She agreed, but then did bring up tips over and over. She never asked for an amount, but I gave her $40 on my way out. Felt like an idiot for that last part. Kayla will be here for something like a month.

[Je2010]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/elegant-touch-by-theresa-treat-your-self-to-a-massage/6940410

Anyone know if she has extras? Can pm if you want.

Thank you

[Pimp Trick]

(Two Hammer Taps) Mister Pizzle Speaker. The Pimp Trick of the United States. (Hope their is clapping)

As I walk through shaking hands with all the Mongers, SW and Escorts. Loop Vet, Dre336, Tha X Facta, Star, Amber, Juicy, Bigga, Drunker Irish, The Big Man, Analystgreene, Joseleche, Bunker Buster, India, Blaze, Honey, Tastey, Platinum, Nu Nu, Management, ChrisButts, Drkrider, OM78, WiseBorn, CourtesanLover, Undercover LEO and too many others to name.

(Two Hammer Taps)

Hopefully the Speaker has the kind privilege and distinct honor of presenting the Pimp Trick of the United States (a wishful dream that will be mission impossible) Thank you, Thank you so much. If it is a reality.

Mr. Pizz, Vice Mongers, members of LEO, distinguish SWs and fellow escorts. I would like to congratulate all Mongers in the USA.

As we mark this occasion. We pray for the health and recovery of the SW lifestyle. We are in a evolution with the internet and all things that stop our fun and activity.

There is no secret that we have had our differences on this board over they years of USASG. The debates has been contentious. We have fought and came together at the same time. We are a brotherhood and a pack. We are part of something great then race, creed and lifestyle. We are still bound together as Mongers. Our dreams and aspirations to better service and providers.

I believe we can and believe we must continue to review, look out and recommend providers for our hard earn cash. The challenges we face are growing more and more. I seen mongers go down, I seen mongers be clueless, I have party with many of you. I cherish the moments, times and friendships or hates.

Jobs are down, but we scramble our funds to find good providers. I commend you for writing and allowing me to have good choices. I am grateful to be able to share my experiences and hope they were good for you too.

I realize that as Pimp Trick. I get a different service. I had a monger see one of my regulars. One that I have not reviewed, but he said he was Pimp Trick. I was like WOW. Copying service to the max. She proceeded to give him bad service. I was on the look out for a bad review. There are many mongers, but only one Pimp Trick.

I have pine for a new way of mongering. To keep things interesting. Thanks X for the mission. It is accepted and I am looking forward to hitting the two out of three. Even though one is a Dre336 top ten maker.

I leave the Mongers with a report below. Hope you read, learn and understand. The world has change and there are new breeds of management, providers and fakers in our profession. Hopefully, we could steer clear and find the true keeps. To all the providers who read the board. Please take our words to heed. We are serious and look to do this on a daily basis. Work with your fellow monger and you will have less drama and more business.

LEO is lurking and searching. Mongers. Please know there is a way to get at the Pimp Trick. I do not PM. You have to aspire to the level of the Monger League. It is a new time and the Monger League is forever.

As long as we are joined in common purpose, as long as we maintain our common resolve, our journey moves forward, and our future is hopeful, and the state of our Monger Union will always be strong.

Thank you, God bless you, and God bless the United States of America Mongers. (Applause.)

You should read the article in Forbes and how backpage is unfairly vilified by politicians.

Be sure to comment at the end of the story:

"Backpage Takes Heat For Escort Ads That Are Everywhere"

Full Story Here:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/danielfisher/2012/01/26/backpages-takes-heat-for-prostitution-ads-that-are-everywhere/

If you can, log in and post comments in support of a free and open internet.

[Pimp Trick]

Might want to hit the AMP section with this post.

She looks to be massage only.


http://washingtondc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/elegant-touch-by-theresa-treat-your-self-to-a-massage/6940410

Anyone know if she has extras? Can pm if you want.

Thank you

[LumberJackR]

I saw her sometime ago, I was still pretty new so I may not have given the signs for anything besides a massage. I will say the pictures do not do her justice! Very attractive.

-PM your experience, or post in the massage section! GL!


http://washingtondc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/elegant-touch-by-theresa-treat-your-self-to-a-massage/6940410

Anyone know if she has extras? Can pm if you want.

Thank you

[Dre336]

Good afternoon, Pimp Trick.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves the hook-up of:

1. SHEEBA (http://www.adultsearch.com/dc/washingtondc/FemaleEscorts/535112)

2. NayLa the Cake (http://www.adultsearch.com/dc/washingtondc/FemaleEscorts/299291)

Or.

3. Kristy Lee (http://www.adultsearch.com/dc/washingtondc/FemaleEscorts/504209)

You may select any of the three, but essentially the first two would be more to your liking.

They are professional service providers, and highly capable of satisfaction. You have one week to recruit and report back to the USASG with a post of your assignment.

As always, should you be caught or burned, fellow mongers will disavow all knowledge of your actions.

And Mr. PT, the next time you go on a hunt, please be good enough to let us know where you're going.

This message will self-destruct in.

XI've seen nayla. She gets 2 thumbs up. If I had 3 thumbs she'd get that one too. Pt, I think you will like her.

[Tha X Facta]

There are those times when I want something small, just to make the L'il man feel big.

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So I went for Baby Doll.

What's with these little chicks? Where do they come from? What's in the water?

This l'il woman is fun sized and built for performance! (4'11 115 lbs)

The head was on point, and she was nice wet as I slid a finger inside.

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Baby Doll: "Who said you could do that?"

I shrugged my shoulders and slid in another one. WoW, Small, juicy and tight!

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I hit that shit every way imaginable, and she hung in there like a champ!


I was amazed at how I was able throw that l'il ass around like a 6 speed manual transmission.Baby Doll gives as good as she gets. .

And for every inch I gave, it seemed like like that tight pussy was taking a mile.

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In the mish position, I slid my hands around her body, and allowed my fingers to find her ass cheeks.

Gripped tha tight l'ill ass and went town; even slipped a finger in her ass until L'il man busted.

Again: Who said you could do that?

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If you like 'em small; Baby Doll will not disappoint!

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X In X Out

[Tha X Facta]

If you like' em small, Baby Doll aka

Sydney (http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=(305)%20814-2364)

will not disappoint!

[BigBan]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-me-cute-ebony-available-now-100-real-22/6616811

Any intel on this chick? Seen her ads for some time but her incall location are really not up my alley. Is she at least worth the drive guys?

[Metloaf]

http://www.harpermckenna.com/

New claims of sexiest MILF peaked a slight rise of interest. But seems after she just receiving her first review. It was ok to schedule an appointment then no answer after several exchanges. Ok first time cool, a text the next morning explaining, to nothing after a second attempt. I believe these providers truly should earn reviews because I'm noticing more and more ads with "well reviewed" text and there not living up to the hype. Purpose of the forum I thought was to avoid coin lost unless your TOFTT. Just my thoughts.

[Pimp Trick]

I met Seven back in the day. Watch her grow to the Escort she is today. I never had her, but will TOFTT. Only, that I promise a escort in common to never go there. Trick does keep his word. SMH. Would love to bang it out.

Monger League for life.


http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-me-cute-ebony-available-now-100-real-22/6616811

Any intel on this chick? Seen her ads for some time but her incall location are really not up my alley. Is she at least worth the drive guys?

[Metloaf]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-me-cute-ebony-available-now-100-real-22/6616811

Any intel on this chick? Seen her ads for some time but her incall location are really not up my alley. Is she at least worth the drive guys?For the price and service its worth the drive but as far as location I agree straight reflects her numbers. All in all she is down to earth but safe. Lip service recommended.

[Original Man 78]

I've probably smashed seven at least 10 times over the years, especially when the rate was sub. 50. She's cool, but not GFE. Favorite position with her is backshots, no doubt.


http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-me-cute-ebony-available-now-100-real-22/6616811

Any intel on this chick? Seen her ads for some time but her incall location are really not up my alley. Is she at least worth the drive guys?

[Analystgreene]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-me-cute-ebony-available-now-100-real-22/6616811

Any intel on this chick? Seen her ads for some time but her incall location are really not up my alley. Is she at least worth the drive guys?My opinion differ than everyone elses. She is bottom of the barrel. Body is horrible and service the same. If she charged 20-30 she would be okay but for her to charge over 40 to me is crazy.

[SlapHappy4]

I have also been tempted to try her out. I have read other reviews that say she is a good therapist and that's all.


http://washingtondc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/elegant-touch-by-theresa-treat-your-self-to-a-massage/6940410

Anyone know if she has extras? Can pm if you want.

Thank you

[BigBan]

Thanks for the info guys. I guess it won't hurt to give her a try now.

[BigBan]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-feel-my-speials-25/6946262

Saw Honey off the late night tip. She was at best a average experience and nothing to write home about. Her pics hides the fact that she got some serious acne on her face. She has an attitude on her and absolutely would not ride with no explaination. Also had an obessesion of having a towel the bed. I guess she was going to sleep on it. She takes backshots like a solider and is lively with her moans. Give her the serious backshots and lazy and made out like a bandit.

[ZicomoPapi]

Would you trade your finances for this? Click Here

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Or the Cali discount? Click Here

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Honey Spot, Whatcha going to do when they come for you?Did you get ripped off by Honey Spot?

Thanks in advance for sharing.

[Crylater]

I've probably smashed seven at least 10 times over the years, especially when the rate was sub. 50. She's cool, but not GFE. Favorite position with her is backshots, no doubt.But her service is nice great BJ and will get into it but just no extras.

[Tha X Facta]

Did you get ripped off by Honey Spot?

Thanks in advance for sharing.C'mon man. . . . I mean really.

Why aren't we seeing this same determination to bring an end to the Somali pirates?

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X. . . ."Mind your wants cause someone wants your mind"

[CourtesanLover]

If you are into monster basketball sized asses then she is the girl, it really is 48". She is not fat but what I would call tastefully ripe. Pics are real. Simple 3 call system, very easy going and friendly on the phone. She was staying in a hotel in DC, needless to say parking was a pain. From the time I got to the room to the time I left was probably about 45mins even though I paid for 1/2 hr. As a matter of fact the reason I had to end up leaving was her girlfriend came back from an outcall or something I think. She is by no means a clockwatcher at all, she was going on and on telling me a story about her family and I actually did not mind. I usually get annoyed when the provider tries to use me as their shrink or someone to "talk" to. She started off with a nice CBJ, then doggie, then mish then back to doggie for the finishing move. I felt like I had a handheld axe trying to cut down a 100yr old oak tree. That ass was so much cushion I am not sure how far in I was inside her. Most definitely will repeat to finally cut down that "tree". LOL.

"Stay thirsty my friends"
CL
http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/perfect-five-companion-x-ratd-plasurs-24/5719188

[ChrisButts]

If you are into monster basketball sized asses then she is the girl, it really is 48". She is not fat but what I would call tastefully ripe. Pics are real. Simple 3 call system, very easy going and friendly on the phone. She was staying in a hotel in DC, needless to say parking was a pain. From the time I got to the room to the time I left was probably about 45mins even though I paid for 1/2 hr. As a matter of fact the reason I had to end up leaving was her girlfriend came back from an outcall or something I think. She is by no means a clockwatcher at all, she was going on and on telling me a story about her family and I actually did not mind. I usually get annoyed when the provider tries to use me as their shrink or someone to "talk" to. She started off with a nice CBJ, then doggie, then mish then back to doggie for the finishing move. I felt like I had a handheld axe trying to cut down a 100yr old oak tree. That ass was so much cushion I am not sure how far in I was inside her. Most definitely will repeat to finally cut down that "tree". LOL.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/perfect-five-companion-x-ratd-plasurs-24/5719188Dang! I have to get to DC. It's some real thoroughbreds passing through that area. I love them thick chocolate ones.

What was the pink parts like? Tight, lot's of grip?

[Original Man 78]

The BJ she performs is just to get you hard. I banged her out just because she was cheap and was a cum dumpster she was one of those chicks who were going for. 40. Not knocking her, but she served her purpose. Get in. 15 minutes later you've on your way to the next one or back to wifey.


But her service is nice great BJ and will get into it but just no extras.

[Tha X Facta]

The BJ she performs is just to get you hard. I banged her out just because she was cheap and was a cum dumpster she was one of those chicks who were going for. 40. Not knocking her, but she served her purpose. Get in. 15 minutes later you've on your way to the next one or back to wifey.She had me playin the waiting game.

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So I rolled out and saw Baby Doll aka Sydney.

A shame she dropped out of sight, she was - Mmmm. . . Mmmm. . . Good!

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X

[AngleOfRepose]

She is not bad, but definitely nothing extra. I felt a little ripped off, given the suggestive pictures, all the talk about Vegas (where even legit therapists offer HE) , and the price: $150 followed by begging for tips. She is hot, but I won't repeat.


I have also been tempted to try her out. I have read other reviews that say she is a good therapist and that's all.

[CourtesanLover]

Dang! I have to get to DC. It's some real thoroughbreds passing through that area. I love them thick chocolate ones.

What was the pink parts like? Tight, lot's of grip?Well the grip was average nothing to shout about, but the ass is worth shouting about, AHHHH, LOL.

CL

[Analystgreene]

Has anyone ever seen this one before? She really interest me. Nothing popped up on tineye. Might give her a try if not too exspensive.

http://southernmaryland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/asian-baby-21/7042363

[Tha X Facta]

As the L'il man Was establishing his ground work from the rear,

I looked to my right and see an arm reach out to grab a ringing phone off the sink countertop, then a face appeared.

We made eye contact, I winked at her and the L'il man Did'nt miss a beat.

It was her roomie, sittin in a cubby hole closet talkin on the phone.

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Houston we have a problem:

Phones-a-ringing, TV blarring, and a roomie sitting on the floor in a cubby-hole of a closet answering your Gottdamn calls! LOL.

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The big head was totally distracted from all the chaos and confusion, damn near rendered me incapable!

The distraction would'nt let the L'il man Bust one off, but he stayed the course.

He held up strong, it actually prolonged the session.

L'il man took over, and he was in urge-overkill mode!

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Like the Geico pig, it was 'Pure Adrenaline. '

Weeeeeeeeee-we-we-weeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Still standing I flipped her over for some mish, she instintively hoisted her calves on my biceps.

From there on everything was blocked out. Literally, I was in a fucking trance. (pun intended)

Finally, the two heads united for a common purpose, to bust the big one.

L'il man Hit it with long slow strokes from left to right, she matched every stroke.

Without one word being said we a steadily increase our force and intensity until that moment arrived.

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The L'il man blew everything, including the lettuce, pickles and the mustard!

Diamond, her roomie was still on the phone yakking it up.

The deed was over, Vanessa laid there like a wounded warrior.

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I cleaned up, got dressed went around the corner where "Diamond" Was sitting, gave her a high five and rolled out.

No sooner than I stepped outside, what do I see?

Someone talkin to LEO through the passenger window about 30 yards from me in the parking lot.

Walking down the sidewalk, I do my best, "Heavens to murgatroid, exit stage right".

Through the underpass, back to the ride. And I'm out.

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X. . . ."Mongering by any means Necessary"

[Tha X Facta]

Supa Bowl Sunday; the story you are about to read is true:

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"Plan A"

Nayla tells me call 5 mins before arrival; I actually made the call 10 minutes before my "eta".

Upon arrival I called again.

Nayla: Can you give me 10 mins?

Me: OK, call me when you're ready.

Fifteen minutes later and no call, I rolled out to plan to B.

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(A mind is a terrible thing to waste sittin in a no-tel parkin lot.)
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At plan B's location. 15 more minutes away, my phone rings.

Nayla, from plan A: Are you ready?

Huh? My phone breaks up. (Ka'click-clic)

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"Plan B"

At a location I said I would never go again because of too much in-house traffic.
Allentown road.

It was early, noonish, so I felt secure, so I thought.

Parked out front and walked thru an underpass to get to the backside.

Turned the corner & unbeknownst to me was my escort, walking 20 yards in front of me. Mgmt?

I think he spied on me when I parked out front.

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(Room numbers are approximate)

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Vanessa tells me to come to rm 225. The same door that mgmt went into.

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No sooner than he closes the door, I knock. (The hell I care?)

He opens the door with a hard surprised look: "Whaddup dog?"

Then room 224 door cracks open and there'a a nice nude body standin there!

I look back at mgmt and tell him: My bad, wrong door.

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I walk into rm 224, she gives me a big hug and I cup two handfulls of "nothin but ass"

Damn you gave me the wrong room number!

I'm sorry, was that a spanish dude next door?

Naw, it was your mgmt. (I thought I heard snikering comming from the bathroom.)

I played it off, knowing.

Vanessa (http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=Vanessa)

Advertises doubles with a partner.

As soon as I disrobed, it started; a chorus of text tones, chirps & ringing phones came from everywhere.

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Not one phone did she answer, but that shit was unnerving.

Seemed like the CBJ temporarily made my ears go deaf. It was good, real good.

I stood at the end of the bed, Vanessa scooted back and assumed the position: Face down Ass up

This diminutive fox even reached around with both hands and opened her ass cheeks like a budding rose.

As soon as I caught the rhythm of my stroke; the gottdamn phones started up again.

And then, the damndest thing happened!

[Pizzlepro02]

I may just be havin a string of bad luck, but the last 3 BP providers I went to see failed to answer their phones once I arrived at / near their locations. I tend to call 3-5 times over the course of 10-15 mins before I scram.

WTF is goin on w / this? That's 3 straight females that let me walk w / donation in pocket! Is it really that hard for these broads (& their agencies / mgmt) to juggle appts?

Being a service provider myself, I would think the last thing these chicks would want is for serious clients to show up & leave. I'm sure they have to deal w / as many or more NCNSs as we do.

Sigh. Just had to vent a little. Given how shallow the talent pool has been the last few months, it really sucks when you put in the time, effort & gas to go see a broad & have her completely waste your time. Backups are extremely hard to come by these days, at least for me.

[ChrisButts]

Supa Bowl Sunday; the story you are about to read is true:

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"Plan A"

Nayla tells me call 5 mins before arrival; I actually made the call 10 minutes before my "eta".

Upon arrival I called again.

Nayla: Can you give me 10 mins?

Me: OK, call me when you're ready.

Fifteen minutes later and no call, I rolled out to plan to B.

-

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At plan B's location. 15 more minutes away, my phone rings.

Nayla, from plan A: Are you ready?

Huh? My phone breaks up. (Ka'click-clic)

-

"Plan B"

At a location I said I would never go again because of too much in-house traffic.

Allentown road.

It was early, noonish, so I felt secure, so I thought.

Parked out front and walked thru an underpass to get to the backside.

Turned the corner & unbeknownst to me was my escort, walking 20 yards in front of me. Mgmt?

I think he spied on me when I parked out front.

-

-

Vanessa tells me to come to rm 225. The same door that mgmt went into.

-

No sooner than he closes the door, I knock.

He opens the door with a hard surprised look: "Whaddup dog?"

Then room 224 door cracks open and there'a a nice nude body standin there!

I look back at mgmt and tell him: My bad, wrong door.

-

I walk into rm 224, she gives me a big hug and I cup two handfulls of "nothin but ass"

Damn you gave me the wrong room number!

I'm sorry, was that a spanish dude next door?

Naw, it was your mgmt. (I thought I heard snikering comming from the bathroom.)

I played it off, knowing.

Vanessa (http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=Vanessa)

Advertises doubles with a partner.

As soon as I disrobed, it started; a chorus of text tones, chirps & ringing phones came from everywhere.

-

Not one phone did she answer, but that shit was unnerving.

Seemed like the CBJ temporarily made my ears go deaf. It was good, real good.

I stood at the end of the bed, Vanessa scooted back and assumed the position: Face down Ass up

This diminutive fox even reached around with both hands and opened her ass cheeks like a budding rose.

As soon as I caught the rhythm of my stroke; the gottdamn phones started up again.

And then, the damndest thing happened! I'd seriously Hulk out on the last two girls that you posted (I mean that in a good way)

It's always awkward when you run into "mgmt". I've had that happen a couple of times LOL.

Mostly on my way out, though. That's only with the young, immature, and sloppy "mgmt". They come banging on the door like they don't know you're in there. How you standing there on the sidelines, coaching, but not know what's going down on the playing field? It reminds of those times when the communication gets tripped up and they have to call a timeout before the play clock expires.

They have to be more organized LOL.

But yeah, man, I'm feeling both of them girls you just posted. I LOVE a girl who has a natural instinct to reach back and spread them cheeks when I'm about to run up in it doggy. I great sight to behold. One of the natural wonders of the world

[Bunker Buster]

I may just be havin a string of bad luck, but the last 3 BP providers I went to see failed to answer their phones once I arrived at / near their locations. I tend to call 3-5 times over the course of 10-15 mins before I scram.

WTF is goin on w / this? That's 3 straight females that let me walk w / donation in pocket! Is it really that hard for these broads (& their agencies / mgmt) to juggle appts?

Being a service provider myself, I would think the last thing these chicks would want is for serious clients to show up & leave. I'm sure they have to deal w / as many or more NCNSs as we do.

Sigh. Just had to vent a little. Given how shallow the talent pool has been the last few months, it really sucks when you put in the time, effort & gas to go see a broad & have her completely waste your time. Backups are extremely hard to come by these days, at least for me.I'm also finding that if I try after midnight, it might take 15 calls before I even get an answer. In the past 3-4 months, I can't count how many nights I've gone home with money in my pocket that was burning its way out. It's hard to believe that a lot of these girls can't figure out that if they answer their phones, set and keep appointments, and set their prices at the point where the phone rings off the hook, they can bank some serious coin. I'm guessing a lot of them work until they've paid for the hotel room, dinner, smokes and their daily dope, then turn off the phone, light up, and watch cartoons.

BP is inundated with fakes and newcomers with no reviews or online history older than their current ad. Between the busts, the grandmas, and the early closing times in VA, the AMP scene stopped being a useful backup years ago.

[Tha X Facta]

I'd seriously Hulk out on the last two girls that you posted (I mean that in a good way)

It's always awkward when you run into "mgmt". I've had that happen a couple of times LOL.

Mostly on my way out, though. That's only with the young, immature, and sloppy "mgmt". They come banging on the door like they don't know you're in there. How you standing there on the sidelines, coaching, but not know what's going down on the playing field? It reminds of those times when the communication gets tripped up and they have to call a timeout before the play clock expires.

They have to be more organized LOL.

But yeah, man, I'm feeling both of them girls you just posted. I LOVE a girl who has a natural instinct to reach back and spread them cheeks when I'm about to run up in it doggy. I great sight to behold. One of the natural wonders of the worldYou should have at it and Hulk out, no complaints about Nessa!

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I could care less about the pimps; my main worries are some of these "Hoe-infested no-tels."

Especially on the MD side; these chicks are packed in like roaches.
It's only a matter of time . . . . .

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The hardcore monger accept the risks; we manage and live with it.
It's incorporated in our lives.

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X. . .You know who you are. Lmfao

[Joseleche]

I'm also finding that if I try after midnight, it might take 15 calls before I even get an answer. In the past 3-4 months, I can't count how many nights I've gone home with money in my pocket that was burning its way out. It's hard to believe that a lot of these girls can't figure out that if they answer their phones, set and keep appointments, and set their prices at the point where the phone rings off the hook, they can bank some serious coin. I'm guessing a lot of them work until they've paid for the hotel room, dinner, smokes and their daily dope, then turn off the phone, light up, and watch cartoons.

BP is inundated with fakes and newcomers with no reviews or online history older than their current ad. Between the busts, the grandmas, and the early closing times in VA, the AMP scene stopped being a useful backup years ago.You said it!

[Metloaf]

[QUOTE=Pizzlepro02; 1377260]I may just be havin a string of bad luck, but the last 3 BP providers I went to see failed to answer their phones once I arrived at / near their locations. I tend to call 3-5 times over the course of 10-15 mins before I scram.

WTF is goin on w / this? That's 3 straight females that let me walk w / donation in pocket! Is it really that hard for these broads (& their agencies / mgmt) to juggle appts?

Being a service provider myself, I would think the last thing these chicks would want is for serious clients to show up & leave. I'm sure they have to deal w / as many or more NCNSs as we do.

Sigh. Just had to vent a little. Given how shallow the talent pool has been the last few months, it really sucks when you put in the time, effort & gas to go see a broad & have her completely waste your time. Backups are extremely hard to come by these days, at least for me. [/QUOte.

Thought it was just me and that was a slow down sign. The quality and the stress of this thing we do, has me on my international ish. The only thing keeping me state side are the Columbians and Puerto Ricans that are actually in the area that provide the money worth services. Ex. Sunima, Pamala, Luisa, and Emerald who has foreign roots. Wondering why most providers in the business the way things been going or "they digging tunnels getting money up under us"

Feeling your pain!

[Pizzlepro02]

Recently it seems that if I call a provider after 11, it's 50/50 if she picks up when I call her from home or when I get to her location. Since when did these chicks start keepin bankers' hours?

Several of the flakes I've had are chicks that sounded like they just woke up when I spoke to them, but of course each time they said,"no sweetie, I wasn't sleepin. I'm awake and I'll be ready for you". I've even had a few girls text me the next day apologizin be / see they fell asleep the night before.

It's pretty pathetic that these broads go to sleep much earlier than I do & I have a real job! I thought this was a nocturnal profession?


I'm also finding that if I try after midnight, it might take 15 calls before I even get an answer. In the past 3-4 months, I can't count how many nights I've gone home with money in my pocket that was burning its way out. It's hard to believe that a lot of these girls can't figure out that if they answer their phones, set and keep appointments, and set their prices at the point where the phone rings off the hook, they can bank some serious coin. I'm guessing a lot of them work until they've paid for the hotel room, dinner, smokes and their daily dope, then turn off the phone, light up, and watch cartoons.

BP is inundated with fakes and newcomers with no reviews or online history older than their current ad. Between the busts, the grandmas, and the early closing times in VA, the AMP scene stopped being a useful backup years ago.

[Dre336]

I think alot of the flaking out has to do with keeping LE 'off balance'. I just play the cards how theyre dealt. The only providers I go see afte midnite are ones I have a good rapport with.

Aye X that sucks about nayla. She's alot of fun. I wouldn't write her off just yet.

[Metloaf]

[QUOTE=Pizzlepro02; 1377260]I may just be havin a string of bad luck, but the last 3 BP providers I went to see failed to answer their phones once I arrived at / near their locations. I tend to call 3-5 times over the course of 10-15 mins before I scram.

WTF is goin on w / this? That's 3 straight females that let me walk w / donation in pocket! Is it really that hard for these broads (& their agencies / mgmt) to juggle appts?

Being a service provider myself, I would think the last thing these chicks would want is for serious clients to show up & leave. I'm sure they have to deal w / as many or more NCNSs as we do.

Sigh. Just had to vent a little. Given how shallow the talent pool has been the last few months, it really sucks when you put in the time, effort & gas to go see a broad & have her completely waste your time. Backups are extremely hard to come by these days, at least for me. [/QUOte.

Thought it was just me and that was a slow down sign. The quality and the stress of this thing we do, has me on my international ish. The only thing keeping me state side are the Columbians and Puerto Ricans that are actually in the area that provide the money worth services. Ex. Sunima, Pamala, Luisa, and Emerald who has foreign roots. Wondering why most providers in the business the way things been going or "they digging tunnels getting money up under us"

Feeling your pain!

[Horsetrader]

I generally set up an appointment with one provider but bring numbers of a few others in the same geographical area. If the original provider doesn't respond as agreed in a prior call, I wait about 10 minutes for a return call and then just go to the next one on my list. Years ago I learned to never go out without a backup plan. I don't think it is any worse now than it was a few years ago.

[Tha X Facta]

Aye X that sucks about nayla. She's alot of fun. I wouldn't write her off just yet.Yea, I remember sometime last year you gave a positive review on her.

Maybe next time our timing will be better.

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X

[Pizzlepro02]

You're exactly right about backups. I try to have at least 1 each time I go out & 2-3 if possible. The problem is that I'm so picky that it's rare for me to find more than 1 at a time that I want to hit!

Plus LEO has really fucked up the DMV net scene. A couple of yrs ago there's was a pretty solid rotation of chicks that would regularly visit this area from other parts of the country. Nowadays it's hard to find a decent # of ads w / real pics, let alone ones that I go for.

And FTR, I've actually had TWO different females flake on me in the same night!


I generally set up an appointment with one provider but bring numbers of a few others in the same geographical area. If the original provider doesn't respond as agreed in a prior call, I wait about 10 minutes for a return call and then just go to the next one on my list. Years ago I learned to never go out without a backup plan. I don't think it is any worse now than it was a few years ago.

[BigBan]

I just went through that ordeal today. Went to see this one originally:

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/p-e-r-f-e-c-t-i-o-n-20/7069340

But apprently she wasnt ready when I arrived at the location after calling her to confirm I was in the parking lot waiting. I waited 15 mins until giving my Plan B a call:

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/t-o-p-_-o-f-_t-h-e-_-l-i-n-e-lets-play-21/6211362

Called her and the phone convo went a bit too long for my tastes. She was asking a million questions and dumb ones like why guys travel more than 5 miles to see her. We finally agreed her texting me the location. After 10mins she texted me back that she didn't like my attitude and called off. With no options left, I decided to give Plan A a call back in a last ditch effort. She answered and claimed that she didn't hear because my reception was bad. Whatever. Got to the door she told me to go to but said not to knock until she calls. I waited on the floor for her call for 5mins until she rang."Ok, I'm going to open now", and she opens the door opposite she told me. I've seen this too many times. Got in the room while she was coughing. Her voice was WAY deeper then the voice on the phone. And to summarize the whole experience,"quiet as a mouse". At least I was able to pop.

The business is shady itself, especially in MD. Always prepare for the worst.

[Joseleche]

I just went through that ordeal today. Went to see this one originally:

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/p-e-r-f-e-c-t-i-o-n-20/7069340

But apprently she wasnt ready when I arrived at the location after calling her to confirm I was in the parking lot waiting. I waited 15 mins until giving my Plan B a call:

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/t-o-p-_-o-f-_t-h-e-_-l-i-n-e-lets-play-21/6211362

Called her and the phone convo went a bit too long for my tastes. She was asking a million questions and dumb ones like why guys travel more than 5 miles to see her. We finally agreed her texting me the location. After 10mins she texted me back that she didn't like my attitude and called off. With no options left, I decided to give Plan A a call back in a last ditch effort. She answered and claimed that she didn't hear because my reception was bad. Whatever. Got to the door she told me to go to but said not to knock until she calls. I waited on the floor for her call for 5mins until she rang."Ok, I'm going to open now", and she opens the door opposite she told me. I've seen this too many times. Got in the room while she was coughing. Her voice was WAY deeper then the voice on the phone. And to summarize the whole experience,"quiet as a mouse". At least I was able to pop.

The business is shady itself, especially in MD. Always prepare for the worst.Apparently Treasure is preggo so her hormones may be the cause of that.

[Joseleche]

You're exactly right about backups. I try to have at least 1 each time I go out & 2-3 if possible. The problem is that I'm so picky that it's rare for me to find more than 1 at a time that I want to hit!

Plus LEO has really fucked up the DMV net scene. A couple of yrs ago there's was a pretty solid rotation of chicks that would regularly visit this area from other parts of the country. Nowadays it's hard to find a decent # of ads w / real pics, let alone ones that I go for.

And FTR, I've actually had TWO different females flake on me in the same night!I agree on all points. And the talent level really does suck as of late.

[Bunker Buster]

I just went through that ordeal today. Went to see this one originally:

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/p-e-r-f-e-c-t-i-o-n-20/7069340

But apprently she wasnt ready when I arrived at the location after calling her to confirm I was in the parking lot waiting. I waited 15 mins until giving my Plan B a call:

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/t-o-p-_-o-f-_t-h-e-_-l-i-n-e-lets-play-21/6211362

Called her and the phone convo went a bit too long for my tastes. She was asking a million questions and dumb ones like why guys travel more than 5 miles to see her. We finally agreed her texting me the location. After 10mins she texted me back that she didn't like my attitude and called off. With no options left, I decided to give Plan A a call back in a last ditch effort. She answered and claimed that she didn't hear because my reception was bad. Whatever. Got to the door she told me to go to but said not to knock until she calls. I waited on the floor for her call for 5mins until she rang."Ok, I'm going to open now", and she opens the door opposite she told me. I've seen this too many times. Got in the room while she was coughing. Her voice was WAY deeper then the voice on the phone. And to summarize the whole experience,"quiet as a mouse". At least I was able to pop.

The business is shady itself, especially in MD. Always prepare for the worst.Putting only the BP ad link doesn't help us when the ad has already been removed. Without names and phone numbers, reviews are worthless, sometimes in a matter of hours.

[BigBan]

Putting only the BP ad link doesn't help us when the ad has already been removed. Without names and phone numbers, reviews are worthless, sometimes in a matter of hours.She must have took down her ad or something. This was Plan B:

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/y-our-_fre-a-k-y-_o-b-s-e-s-s-i-o-n-lets-play-boys-20/6216999

[BigBan]

Sorry, posted to fast.

Treasure.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/y-our-_fre-a-k-y-_o-b-s-e-s-s-i-o-n-lets-play-boys-20/6216999

[Bunker Buster]

Sorry, posted to fast.

Treasure.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/y-our-_fre-a-k-y-_o-b-s-e-s-s-i-o-n-lets-play-boys-20/6216999If so, we'd have our first direct hit on Sir AMP's preggo request on the Nova board.

[BigBan]

If so, we'd have our first direct hit on Sir AMP's preggo request on the Nova board.I don't know if she is. It was not mentioned on her ad and I did not see her.

[Pizzlepro02]

Figured I'd put this on here anyway even though who knows how legitimate this is. Be careful out there.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/college-park-md-at-days-inn-econo-lodge-ramada-and-clarion-quality-inn-21/7073969


College park md at days inn econo lodge ramada and clarion quality inn. 21.

Posted: Friday, February 10, 2012 2:54 AM.

All this weekend police will be up at all the low budget hotels in college park the hotels are giving the police to watch the hotels and work out of them to combat prostitution in college park, prince georges county and the task force will be stopping people coming and going from the hotels. BEWARE OF THE ECONO LODGE THE HOTEL IS WORKING WITH THE POLICE. I WAS ARRESTED AT THAT HOTEL OVER THE WEEKEND BECAUSE I WAS POSTED ON WEB SITES.

Poster's age: 21.

• Location: Southern Maryland, COLLEGE PARK {5-0}

• Post ID: 7073969 washingtondc

[Pison1]

SAW THIS ADD ON BP, THOUGHT I'd SHARE.

http://southernmaryland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/college-park-md-at-days-inn-econo-lodge-ramada-and-clarion-quality-inn-21/7073969


College park md at days inn econo lodge ramada and clarion quality inn. 21.

Posted: Friday, February 10, 2012 2:54 AM.

All this weekend police will be up at all the low budget hotels in college park the hotels are giving the police to watch the hotels and work out of them to combat prostitution in college park, prince georges county and the task force will be stopping people coming and going from the hotels. BEWARE OF THE ECONO LODGE THE HOTEL IS WORKING WITH THE POLICE. I WAS ARRESTED AT THAT HOTEL OVER THE WEEKEND BECAUSE I WAS POSTED ON WEB SITES

[Pison1]

I met up with these 2, both are good. Christina White seems calm and is not good at givin CBJ, damage was 60 for 15min

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/last-night-guys-dont-miss-ur-turn-on-this-one-and-only-slip-and-slid-fun-ride-18/6957585

Christina Whiteat (619) 761-6331.

The other is Amoni. 240 435 8316 the seems a little more wild but personality is never the less cool, does a good job but rooms smells like ciggarete and she smokes a lot, but nevertheless is good. 70 for 15 min

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/looking-to-have-a-good-time-im-your-girl-20/7078460

We need more good looking white girls around pg county area, not many here

[DCsfynest]

Two calls, three Jacksons. 15 min. (actual time spent 30) She has a nice body, pics are her, cool and friendly. Great CBJ, not the best I've had but it was good. Doggie was good tight and wet. She has my approval and She wasn't afraid of the D!

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mercedes-yummy-20/6933126

301-537-8132.

Mercedes

[Tha X Facta]

SAW THIS ADD ON BP, THOUGHT I'd SHARE.

http://southernmaryland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/college-park-md-at-days-inn-econo-lodge-ramada-and-clarion-quality-inn-21/7073969Could be a bit of truth to that.
The part of the post I don't understand is this:
"I WAS ARRESTED AT THAT HOTEL OVER THE WEEKEND BECAUSE I WAS POSTED ON WEB SITES"
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Sounds like a provider that got reviewed somewhere, maybe even here!
She should've posted this also:
"I WAS ARRESTED AT THAT HOTEL OVER THE WEEKEND BECAUSE I POSTED ON WEB SITES"

I could care less about the pimps; my main worries are some of these "Hoe-infested no-tels."
Especially on the MD side; these chicks are packed in like roaches.
It's only a matter of time. . . . . .
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X

No sooner than I stepped outside, what do I see?
Someone talkin to LEO through the passenger window about 30 yards from me in the parking lot.
Walking down the sidewalk, I do my best, "Heavens to murgatroid, exit stage right".
Through the underpass, back to the ride. And I'm out.
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X. . . . ."Mongering by any means Necessary"
Maybe it's a disgruntled SP or monger disrupting stuff.
How did she (maybe he?) get busted?!?
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X. . . .Check Yourself

[Pimp Trick]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOtDCZZz1Os

We have the provider villain's earth and monger hero's earth. There is a crisis and I need to get back in the game to help out. I am the monger to the monger. Any provider who stands in my way is done. I am down to my last joke, but this one will kill you. The Pimp Trick of the United States of Mongering feels we need a Provider Jobs Act enacted.

It is not only our time, but hard earned bread that is being taking for granted. This needs to stop. I am going to start calling out the providers that I see. From East Coast to West Coast, I am going to make sure their reviews follow them.

DaVideoMan called me crazy. You are a newbie and have to earn your strips. I will appoint you the rookie VP. He will be making some reviews in a much better way that we could track them on the board. Crazy dude with your ways. Forget LEO. I am tired of having bad services, fake call setups and getting pumped up for nothing. Using my Ultra Vision to review all these postings, I concur with the Speaker Pizzle on the hoe-foolery that is going on. Word hoe-foolery is trademark.

I decided to use all the avenues available to me to get views from three points of views. I let these people know that the Monger view is bond and what matters at the end of the day.

Management:

I confronted four mgmt. I was like what is the deal with all this hoe-foolery. Their main theme is LEO has been doing stings on the BP board. Two, they say their girls have been getting robbed. Third, the hoes are lazy. I side to lazy, drunk and high. Who am I? Pimp Trick?

Providers:

I chatted with my regulars. Once again, I chose four. The main theme was money. They claim we are similar. They tend to book two dates at one time. The ones that come in are the mongers who are paying for the most time. Some mongers do get in for the proverbial quickie and tend to purchase more time during the session. Two, they tend to look for regulars in this day and age; this is very hard to come to fruition. Three, they cite the pressure of competition and rate pressure from other providers. Four, they get countless calls from mgmt. And other mongers that book appointments and never come; or get to the appointment and try to ask for a cheaper rate. Four, sleep and trying to be 24/7. Among, other things they need to do personally. Drugs please, Smh.

Pimp Down, Trick Up:

In the end, I'm a monger and will always feel we are right. We keep things flowing and providers taken care of in this life. I have been flaked on a lot. I had one in Knockville claim she does not do quickies. Then quoted me $.2 for 30. She was fine, but not the Trick. He is a quickie specialist. Master of the Quick Universe. Pimp Man, I have the power. I had Vonnie Pink flake on me. She sound so tired and try to chat me up. I just kind of blurred to daydreaming. I am like give me a time and place. SMH.

Welcome to Monger Prime. The place where it all begins, before there was thought. The coming of mongering man; became the allusion of free will and with that allusion came provider chaos. With every choice we make. We literally create a world. History branches in two, the monger and provider. The secret of the monger universe is one choice that is being made and a choice not being made from the provider. We need to choose better provider services. To end is my list of flakers.

Vonnie Pink – did not set appointment time, but whines in a Youtube video. Reminds me of a monger.

Nyla – did call me back to say she was sleepy and to see her the next morning. I did not.

Emer@ld – Had me come to the wrong hotel. She took 20 mins. To call me back. I was well on my way to Plan B.

Nicole Passion – Got to her incall spot and she calls, hangs up and never call back. Nor answered my repeated calls.

Tasha Fierce – Saw her in public. She gave me Tude. I was like dang. I just trying to hook up with you. Smh.

Ahriana Sunshine – Rolled to B-more to see her. Get to the location and decides not to answer the phone. But, she chats me up about her talk with mongers tripping over her. 5 rate. Wow.

Sexxi Redd – Had me come to the HoNotel and does not answer the phone.

Trinity – Hard to schedule.

Leche – Hard to schedule and Tude.

The Pimp is not a saint. I flaked on Ms. Brianna and Elyse. Blaze on the SW loop.

[Tha X Facta]

164947

164948


Two calls, three Jacksons. 15 min. (actual time spent 30) She has a nice body, pics are her, cool and friendly. Great CBJ, not the best I've had but it was good. Doggie was good tight and wet. She has my approval and She wasn't afraid of the D!

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mercedes-yummy-20/6933126

301-537-8132.

MercedesPics I took from early Jan 2012 in Alexandria, Va.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?6028-Photography-getting-her-to-pose&p=1350211&viewfull=1#post1350211
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I was turned off by the ass zits.
Looked much worse than what the camera showed.
Was that shit cleared up when you hit it?

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[Joseleche]

If so, we'd have our first direct hit on Sir AMP's preggo request on the Nova board.Actually she has 2 reviews and both say 8 months.

[Original Man 78]

Mercedes is cool as a fan, I usually smoke a little 420 with her and then get down to business. The 420 is her aphrodisiac and the sex game is more off the chain with her. My rate with her is usually. 6 but I'm there for at least an hour or so.

She's my go to in a pinch when I'm not tied down and need to go and get one off.




164947

164948

Pics I took from early Jan 2012 in Alexandria, Va.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?6028-Photography-getting-her-to-pose&p=1350211&viewfull=1#post1350211

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I was turned off by the ass zits.

Looked much worse than what the camera showed.

Was that shit cleared up when you hit it?

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X

[DCsfynest]

It didn't appear to be as bad as the pic shows, but it also looks as if the lights are brighter in your pics.




164947

164948

Pics I took from early Jan 2012 in Alexandria, Va.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?6028-Photography-getting-her-to-pose&p=1350211&viewfull=1#post1350211

I was turned off by the ass zits.

Looked much worse than what the camera showed.

Was that shit cleared up when you hit it?

X

[DCsfynest]

I could tell she had not too long finished smoking before I arrived. I'm sure I could have stayed longer as she was so cool. But I just needed to bust a quick one. She is definitely the right one for the "job".


Mercedes is cool as a fan, I usually smoke a little 420 with her and then get down to business. The 420 is her aphrodisiac and the sex game is more off the chain with her. My rate with her is usually. 6 but I'm there for at least an hour or so.

She's my go to in a pinch when I'm not tied down and need to go and get one off.

[Pizzlepro02]

Just when I thought the DMV netscort scene couldn't get any worse, I ran into this stolen identity provider! The female who claims to be "Diamond' has a much darker complexion, smaller & droopier tits, what seemed to be a slight pouch on the stomach & tattoos that the females in the pics DOES NOT have!

What was even more outrageous is that the fake chick tried to convince me that those really are her pics even after I pulled up the ad on my phone! Now that I've fell victim to a handful of providers who've committed identity theft, I notice that they always try to confuse you be having more than 1 chick in the room when you enter. I guess the thinkin is that they'll be able to convince the client that one of them is the chick from the pics!

After I noticed the woman's very prominent tattoos & saw that they were nowhere to be found in the ad pics, I bounced. Fellas: please do not encourage this shell game BS by goin thru w / the session. Just leave & find a chick who uses her own damned pics!

http://www.adultsearch.com/dc/washingtondc/FemaleEscorts/520711

Diamond. 267-755-8265

[The Big Man]

Don't waste your time. I posted about this chick before and she is back in town. I already took one for the team.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-thick-brownskin-beauty-24/7057549

Here is her number in case she deletes the ad. 347-703-0851

[Bunker Buster]

Someone posted recently that many of these girls, who've become impossible to reach for more than a few hours a day, are working bankers hours. Just for the record, my bank answers the phone more than a lot of these girls do.

I was out on the town last night, split up with my friends around 2:30 a. M, and started surfing on my smartphone and dialing on my burner, looking for someplace to stop in on the way home. I must have dialed about 25 numbers, some of them a few times, and got only 2 answers. Both of them wanted $ for a short stay, and neither sounded warm and enthusiastic enough for me to spend the extra coin, so I went home again with money burning a hole in my pocket.

Don't the economics suggest that prime time for this business is late Saturday night, when guys are on their way home, alone, from bars, clubs, and parties? In the old days, if I rolled into Downtown, Dragon. 1818, or any of the other AMPs late-night Saturday, they'd be rocking. Same as 14th and K, once upon a time.

Am I missing something? Are these girls making so much they don't need the business, or are they just out getting wasted and blowing their cash?

[Pizzlepro02]

To be blunt: you always have to remind yourself that most of these chicks are losers, period! There's a reason why they choose this line of 'work' in the 1st place.

I recently broke my string of flakes w / a very nice provider from out of town who really gets it. She's a recent college grad & it shows. She's very polite & well-spoken on the phone. The 1st time I spoke to her I asked if her pics were recent & she said yes & suggested that I look up her reviews. Of course I had already done my diligence & saw that she has a lot of reviews on multiple sites which are mostly very positive.

Even though I hate when females won't tell you which hotel they're in, she gave me a landmark that's right next to the hotel. For some reason, even most providers from the DMV can't / don't do this! When I got to her location (after midnight) she knew she had to open the door for me & told me where to meet her. Her hygiene was impeccable & the room was well-kept. She's very personable & it was very easy to make her laugh. While she's not GFE at all, she's does whatever you ask of her w / nice enthusiasm. She doesn't stop the CBJ until your piece is throbbin! I was so satisfied that I repeated w / her (also after midnight) a few days later after appts w / other providers fell through.

Unfortunately, the reality is that most providers are not as smart or professional as this chick. Most of them wake up in the late am / early pm & go to bed by 11pm. When they're not seein clients they're eatin, indulgin, watchin TV, playin on their computers / phones or goin shoppin. In other words, they act like typical HS / college girls instead of service providers tryna earn income. For the most part I get pretty good service from these girls, but that's when I'm actually able to see 'them! I've heard every lame excuse in the bookatwhy they miss or are late for appts.

Bottom line: the sheer stupidity of many providers comes w / the territory. But as I've posted recently, I've noticed an increase flakes, fake pics & poor service. I think LE has been very successful at discouragin good providers from comin to this area over the last year.


Someone posted recently that many of these girls, who've become impossible to reach for more than a few hours a day, are working bankers hours. Just for the record, my bank answers the phone more than a lot of these girls do.

I was out on the town last night, split up with my friends around 2:30 a. M, and started surfing on my smartphone and dialing on my burner, looking for someplace to stop in on the way home. I must have dialed about 25 numbers, some of them a few times, and got only 2 answers. Both of them wanted $ for a short stay, and neither sounded warm and enthusiastic enough for me to spend the extra coin, so I went home again with money burning a hole in my pocket.

Don't the economics suggest that prime time for this business is late Saturday night, when guys are on their way home, alone, from bars, clubs, and parties? In the old days, if I rolled into Downtown, Dragon. 1818, or any of the other AMPs late-night Saturday, they'd be rocking. Same as 14th and K, once upon a time.

Am I missing something? Are these girls making so much they don't need the business, or are they just out getting wasted and blowing their cash?

[Tha X Facta]

To be blunt: you always have to remind yourself that most of these chicks are losers, period! There's a reason why they choose this line of 'work' in the 1st place.

I recently broke my string of flakes w / a very nice provider from out of town who really gets it.
She's a recent college grad. . . . .

Damn I know females on the civi side that are loosers also, honestly they'd be better off choosin the P4P life.

Some mongers on this board are loosers too, why do you think some of them trade their finances for the darkside?

What more can you expect from the underground?

Ain't no rules or glory in this game.


The hardcore monger accept the risks; we manage and live with it.
It's incorporated in our lives.


We chose this hobby. Hell, we know the risks and we take'em. Some good , some bad!



We have no cause for complaint. (At least I don't)

It all comes with the territory. However, from my practical experience what do I know?


There are many on this forum with mongering knowledge that far exceeds mine.

I'd be interested what others have to say.

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X. . . . .Who's the degreed chick?

[Pizzlepro02]

Havin put in as much time mongerin abroad as I have domestically, I'm convinced that most of the shenanigans that we have deal w / in the States is because of P4P Prohibition.

Of course there are a lot of other differences btwn mogerin scenes in this country & others, but at the end of the day most of the BS that these chicks pull in the US is a product of the 'criminal' mentality they often adopt. Many of these females don't look at this as serious biz, so they don't care about flakin on guys, givin shitty service, usin fake pics, lyin about their background / services / physiques, havin poor hygiene, etc, etc.

I just had yet another one flake on me & now I'll be surprised the next time a chick actually answers her damn phone once I get to her incall! Again, you have to wonder how these hotel rooms & plane tix are being paid for!

I think someone on this or another thread recently said it best: You always have to expect & prepare for the worst w / these broads.


Damn I know females on the civi side that are loosers also, honestly they'd be better off choosin the P4P life.

Some mongers on this board are loosers too, why do you think some of them trade their finances for the darkside?

What more can you expect from the underground?

Ain't no rules or glory in this game.

We chose this hobby. Hell, we know the risks and we take'them. Some good, some bad!

We have no cause for complaint.

It all comes with the territory. However, from my practical experience what do I know?

There are many on this forum with mongering knowledge that far exceeds mine.

I'd be interested what others have to say.

[Drewsky66]

If have been out of the monger life for a little awhile. As they say "Bad habits are hard to break". If you want to take the word Bad out thats fine with me. I decided to ease back into it. Hasn't really been much I have seen that caught my eye, but Last night I gave Jamaican jamie a call. She seemed cool over the phone I wanted so big ole tits to play with so I went for it.

I normally go for the hour but when TOFTT (I didn't see any reviews) I like to go for half hour. After one call I was close by, but when I called to let her know I was close no answer. I pulled up to her place and waited a few mintutes, thinking possibly a flakey one here. As it has been pretty rampant lately here. Maybe 7 minutes passed before she called and let me know the room. As I walk up to the front I see Management outside. I never park where its easy for me to be seen, either around the back or on the side. I head up to the room and knock. She answers the door and welcomes me in. As I turn around I clearly see someone laying in one of the beds.

She asks if I mind if her "cousin" lays there. Jamie told me she is sleeping, (which maybe she was sleeping but I saw her cousins head turn and look at me when I walked in)

I said "yea I do mind" Jamie says ok I'll wake her up. So her cousin gets up and leaves and she apologizes about it. She asked if I wanted the tv off, which I told her she can cut it off. We get comfy and I layback on the bed. She moves over me and starts CBJ. I didn't ask about BBBJ. I mostly wanted the kitty. The head didn't last long. 1. I could tell she doesn't like giving it 2. Like I said really wanted pussy anyway.

We start in the only position we did K9. Her body is very soft, the ass is pretty decent. The tits are huge. I start slow and pick up the pace more and more. The faster I went the louder she got. After about 5 minutes she proclaim she was coming. I could feel it and actually see it. We would switch from normal K9 and lazy dog from time to time. She was into it the whole time. 15 minutes passed and I was sweating and she never complained while I did my best Wesly Pipes impression on her. The pussy was not real tight, but it was good enough. There were two phone calls that came to her hotel phone during our session. One seemed like the BF / MNGT calling. When I noticed 20 minutes had passed I pumped almost as hard as I could and open the flood gates.

A good session all in all. No attitude, no rushing. Damage was $ $.6 if you want the full hr.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/60-if-i-look-this-good-with-my-clothes-on-caramel-jamaican-treat-48in-of-applebottom-and-38gs-60-23/7113917

Drew

[Tha X Facta]

She's a recent college grad & it shows.

Who was the provider? Where is the backpage link? Pictures?
Use the Force Young Pimp Walker. Do not succumb to the dark side.

X. . . . .Who's the degreed chick?

Mongering minds wanna know!
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X

[SexxyAngelica]

I've read a lot of what you guys have been posting.

I don't know what the other providers have going on but I go to bed early bc I have 2 kids 2 take care of. Plus, us providers don't have to stay up all nite for you guys, understand that. You guys act selfish like some of us don't have family, friends and a life besides what we do. I have family and friends that I hang with when I don't feel like posting. Get a grip on reality for real, there is no need for me to stay up all nite, you shouldve called when I was awake.

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[Pizzlepro02]

X:

That chick had skipped town before I even posted that! I only described her to give an example of a provider who actually knows what to do.

Serious providers w / real pics are hard to come by these days so it pays to scour those ads on a daily basis.

Now I'm startin to think maybe some of mongers are to blame for all the nonsense some of these chicks have been pullin lately. I've chopped it up w / many cool providers & heard a lot about clients that flake, lowball & are more interested in recruitin 'them than bangin 'them.

Got to keep the commentary fair & balanced.

BTW, trusted members (like X) can PM me for the out-of-town ad link for future reference.

Pizz out.


[/b]

Mongering minds want to know!

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[Pizzlepro02]

1) This forum is not for females! If you want to * & moan about clients, go to some hooker discussion forum!

2) If you really have been RTFF, you'd realize that most of the females postin in this area are from out-of-town, posted up in hotels. So, no, they don't have anything to do besides eat, sleep & service clients! The fact that so many of them can't figure how to successfully do that 3rd thing is downright pathetic!

3) I don't know about other guys, but I've had a lot of chicks not answer their phones or flake btwn 11pm & 1am. Is that what you'd call 'all nite'?

4) Honey, GTFOH w / that cry me a river shit! If you're tryna get paid, you got put in some work. Most of these broads should feel lucky that anybody ever calls them!

The customer is always right, baby. Get a grip on that!


I've read a lot of what you guys have been posting.

I don't know what the other providers have going on but I go to bed early bc I have 2 kids 2 take care of. Plus, us providers don't have to stay up all nite for you guys, understand that. You guys act selfish like some of us don't have family, friends and a life besides what we do. I have family and friends that I hang with when I don't feel like posting. Get a grip on reality for real, there is no need for me to stay up all nite, you shouldve called when I was awake.

[Tha X Facta]

I've read a lot of what you guys have been posting.

I don't know what the other providers have going on but I go to bed early.
But I posted Today @ 00:18I'd like to see the Lurkers chime in on this one!

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[Bunker Buster]

I've read a lot of what you guys have been posting.

I don't know what the other providers have going on but I go to bed early bc I have 2 kids 2 take care of. Plus, us providers don't have to stay up all nite for you guys, understand that. You guys act selfish like some of us don't have family, friends and a life besides what we do. I have family and friends that I hang with when I don't feel like posting. Get a grip on reality for real, there is no need for me to stay up all nite, you shouldve called when I was awake.

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I've lost count of how many girls who advertise "up all night" or "available 24/7," or who've told me "call back anytime" when I ask if they'll be up late, then don't answer their phones at night. How many girls with out-of-state area codes have their families with them in the hotel?

I've seen what many of the girls do late at night in their rooms: smoke dope, eat junk food, and watch cartoons.

There were over 125 ads posted AFTER 10:00 pm last night; how are we supposed to know that a girl who posted her ad at 2:00 am isn't available at 2:00 am?

Instead of snapping that we should have called you when you were awake, how about posting your hours in your ad so we don't bother dialing you when looking for someone who's available?

This is a customer-service driven business, and girls who want to make money need to be available when customers are looking for them. If you want to work 9-5, go work at a bank or post office.

What do guys want when they go out? Some food, some drinks, then some female company. Guys heading home alone at 3:00 am on a Saturday night would seem to be a pretty good market to tap into. Then again, if most of these irresponsible hand-to-mouth flakes had the slightest bit of business sense, they'd be doing something other than selling their own ass.

[CourtesanLover]

I've read a lot of what you guys have been posting.

I don't know what the other providers have going on but I go to bed early bc I have 2 kids 2 take care of. Plus, us providers don't have to stay up all nite for you guys, understand that. You guys act selfish like some of us don't have family, friends and a life besides what we do. I have family and friends that I hang with when I don't feel like posting. Get a grip on reality for real, there is no need for me to stay up all nite, you shouldve called when I was awake.Typical prima donna mentality that is such a turn off, how are we supposed to know you have kids and who cares if you have kids, you chose to be a provider, a profession notorious for its late night hour work schedule. Go pay for a babysitter. Based on this posting you can tell thats the type of provider to avoid at all cost, the one who thinks "hey you are getting pussy, don't expect a good attitude with it", well newsflash we are paying and every customer has a right to expect reasonable to great customer service.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL

[Stealth Mode]

I've read a lot of what you guys have been posting.

I don't know what the other providers have going on but I go to bed early bc I have 2 kids 2 take care of. Plus, us providers don't have to stay up all nite for you guys, understand that. You guys act selfish like some of us don't have family, friends and a life besides what we do. I have family and friends that I hang with when I don't feel like posting. Get a grip on reality for real, there is no need for me to stay up all nite, you shouldve called when I was awake.

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EDITOR's NOTE: This report was originally written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING And thus was edited to normal case text. Writing in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING In the internet equivalent of shouting and is thus is prohibited on this forum.

In the future, please do not write reports in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING. Thanks! You asked for it. You're in the wrong place coming with that attitude. Remember, without us, you have no business. So if think for a moment that we are going to kiss your ass, you are sadly mistaken. If every business can post their true menu and hours of business, then so can you.

So rather than hide behind this screen, why don't you reveal your true identity. And hopefully, you will receive plenty of business before bedtime or hanging out with your friends.

[Joseleche]

You asked for it. You're in the wrong place coming with that attitude. Remember, without us, you have no business. So if think for a moment that we are going to kiss your ass, you are sadly mistaken. If every business can post their true menu and hours of business, then so can you.

So rather than hide behind this screen, why don't you reveal your true identity. And hopefully, you will receive plenty of business before bedtime or hanging out with your friends.Nice post. In a group of good posts on the girls and ther "busness hours"!

[Scorpion Frog]

First-time Monger reporter here.

I have been in the game in the DC area for 15 years.

First report:

I saw this lady, link below. 24/0-41/3-9187 goes by Cindy.

Positive, she will get into the action and moan for you.

Negative: Clock watcher, butter face, overly clean. I am not kidding: she will sanitize your hands, her hands, her body, the bed, the chair with a sanitizer, everything. Ok, now that may sound good to some but it is a mood killer. It also tells me that maybe she does not take shower regularly.

Recommendation:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/all-booooty-you-want-ishere-31/6978170

[BigBan]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/andheartsbest-body-on-the-planetandhearts-mixed-bombshell-pick-this-hottie_-availnow-21/6781644

Decided to take a chance on this one and was a little dissapointed. Asia looked much like in her pictures, arguably better. Standard 2-call to get her and away I went. Nothing special to start the session; just drop the donation and get comfortable. She is not GFE; it seems to be a lost art in the DMV area. We started CG then on to doggie. She got into it before I flipped her over. At that point she rushed me a bit so I had her finish with HJ. She sure was adamant on finding some 420, so I guess the experience would of been better if she was faded. The damage was $ for the hour.

[Je2010]

http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-asian-dreamgirl-will-treat-you-like-a-king-29/5718987

Or know where I can find any reviews?

Thanks

[Sleazebum]

Outcalls in general are dangerous!

You could be set up who know what to happen especially if you let her (or any of the others) inside your home!

To me it just is not worth it and I will not bring anything home nor let anything come in.

But. You do what you want just be forewarned!

Wise men don't do outcalls, IMHO.

JJ


http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-asian-dreamgirl-will-treat-you-like-a-king-29/5718987

Or know where I can find any reviews?

Thanks

[CourtesanLover]

Outcalls in general are dangerous!

You could be set up who know what to happen especially if you let her (or any of the others) inside your home!

To me it just is not worth it and I will not bring anything home nor let anything come in.

But. You do what you want just be forewarned!

Wise men don't do outcalls, IMHO.

JJI agree with you now, but when I was new to the game I was always fearful that I would be caught up in a sting if I did incalls, so I was strictly an outcall kinda guy, then I got burned by in a cash and dash scam. And like you said you never know these characters or who they are travelling with. I would do outcalls if I am staying in a hotel in a new city after careful research. With incalls you have much better opportunity to roll out if you don't like what you see and not worry about paying whereas an outcall the chick may call her "driver" to make a scene if you don't give them at least gas money if you don't like what you see. So moral of story do outcalls when out of town and in calls in town. The only exception I have is I would do outcalls in town with Asian outcall agencies, they are always reliable and drama free.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL

[BigBan]

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/andheartsbest-body-on-the-planetandhearts-mixed-bombshell-pick-this-hottie_-availnow-21/6781644

Decided to take a chance on this one and was a little dissapointed. Asia looked much like in her pictures, arguably better. Standard 2-call to get her and away I went. Nothing special to start the session; just drop the donation and get comfortable. She is not GFE; it seems to be a lost art in the DMV area. We started CG then on to doggie. She got into it before I flipped her over. At that point she rushed me a bit so I had her finish with HJ. She sure was adamant on finding some 420, so I guess the experience would of been better if she was faded. The damage was $ for the hour.To further empahsize my point on fluke providers, this liar puts up ads of another girl:

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/andheartsim-the-best-exotic-petite-_-hawaiian-and-puerto-rican_-playmate-21/6857941

I asked her why she put two differents and she shrugs if off by saying "does it matter? You was looking for the new pussy anyways." This indecency to the integrity of the BP scene has to stop. We as mongers need to stop provoking this madness.

It's our job to not let this get out of hand.

[Pizzlepro02]

Just when I thought that DMV BP couldn't get any worse, I came across this phony provider:

Ciara.

925-246-3359.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/upr-xy-freakiet-ebony-plamate-vailbl-now-22/7155148

I had a trifecta of bad experiences tryin to see this one! 1) As stupid chicks tend to do, she didn't want to tell me which hotel she was in & instead gave me the wrong neighborhood & incorrect address! It took me like a half hour from the time I got to the area where I thought she was to when I actually found her hotel & parking. 2) She was stayin in perhaps the most conspicuous hotel I've seen in this area w / front door AND elevator locked down! I had to walk around w / my phone to my ear waitin 15 mins for her dumbass to come down & get me. 3) After all of that, she comes out of the elevator & I had to ask her "are you Ciara's friend?"!

The chick looked nothin like her ad pics! Darker complexion, smaller tits & smaller ass. The chic in the pics favors Meagan Good, while the chick in the room is just some common hoodrat! Like the last time, I pulled up the ad on my phone & asked her to show me one of the big tattoos from the pics. She had a tattoo in the same area, but of course it was a different design & much smaller.

Once again, stop feedin these monsters fellas! If they keep gettin your $, they'll continue to use fake pics w / impunity! If the chick doesn't look like the pics, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!

[Propilot]

I agree with you now, but when I was new to the game I was always fearful that I would be caught up in a sting if I did incalls, so I was strictly an outcall kinda guy, then I got burned by in a cash and dash scam. And like you said you never know these characters or who they are travelling with. I would do outcalls if I am staying in a hotel in a new city after careful research. With incalls you have much better opportunity to roll out if you don't like what you see and not worry about paying whereas an outcall the chick may call her "driver" to make a scene if you don't give them at least gas money if you don't like what you see. So moral of story do outcalls when out of town and in calls in town. The only exception I have is I would do outcalls in town with Asian outcall agencies, they are always reliable and drama free.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CLA few years ago I had a disastrous outcall whereas I almost lost my life. I had an outcall come to my motel just on the outskirts of D. C. She checked my license and took the money in the envelope. She then tried to make conversation to waste most of the hour. I finally told her that I would like to get started. She started a striptease but she refused to take off her clothes. She knew that I was getting a bit steamed, so she asked me to take my dick out. I thought she was going to start with a BJ. She did not. She just wanted to jerk me off. By this time I was mad and she knew it.

She called her pimp and promptly there was a knock on my door. I told her that there was no way that he was coming in my hotel room and to just gather her things and leave. She gathered her purse, coat and bag and left, but she forgot her phone. As I watched them leave by car I leave in my car with her phone. My cellphone rang about ten minutes later. It was her asking for her phone to be returned to her. I told her that "I would return the phone for all of my money back because you know you ripped me off." She said okay. I should have known that it was a setup. When I returned to the motel room door, she was standing there alone as I requested. I gave her the phone and as we were negotiating, her pimp came around the corner with his gun drawn and started to walk towards me. I ran. He chased me. I was able to get to my car and start it up before he got there with his gun still drawn. He grabs my door as I try to close it. I shift into reverse while hitting the accelerator HARD. The car reversed so hard and so quickly that the door was snatched out of his hand as he was pulling it. I reversed the car the length of the parking lot as he was chasing me. I finally had enough distance between us, (unless he pulled the trigger) , to shift into drive and drive away.

When I was in a safe location to calm down I checked my car door. The door was bent at the point where it is attached to the frame of the car. It was damaged so severely that it would not close properly. A door cannot compare to my life so I was not too highly concerned about it. I was very happy that I survived that craziness. I have not done an outcall since and I do not see one in the near future. This is a true story that begs for all mongers to be cautious. Be careful and safe out there.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[Pizzlepro02]

I came across this ad for 'Aja Love' & I realized that this is the real 'Ciara':

Aja Love.

775-990-9132.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=Aja_love

You know the game is really fucked up when you got broads usin multiple identities in the same city at the same time! Someone tell me if I'm wrong, but who would actually believe that the other pics are hers?

There are far too many BS providers in this area nowadays!


Just when I thought that DMV BP couldn't get any worse, I came across this phony provider:

Ciara.

925-246-3359.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/upr-xy-freakiet-ebony-plamate-vailbl-now-22/7155148

I had a trifecta of bad experiences tryin to see this one! 1) As stupid chicks tend to do, she didn't want to tell me which hotel she was in & instead gave me the wrong neighborhood & incorrect address! It took me like a half hour from the time I got to the area where I thought she was to when I actually found her hotel & parking. 2) She was stayin in perhaps the most conspicuous hotel I've seen in this area w / front door AND elevator locked down! I had to walk around w / my phone to my ear waitin 15 mins for her dumbass to come down & get me. 3) After all of that, she comes out of the elevator & I had to ask her "are you Ciara's friend?"!

The chick looked nothin like her ad pics! Darker complexion, smaller tits & smaller ass. The chic in the pics favors Meagan Good, while the chick in the room is just some common hoodrat! Like the last time, I pulled up the ad on my phone & asked her to show me one of the big tattoos from the pics. She had a tattoo in the same area, but of course it was a different design & much smaller.

Once again, stop feedin these monsters fellas! If they keep gettin your $, they'll continue to use fake pics w / impunity! If the chick doesn't look like the pics, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!

[Analystgreene]

Okay fellas I need your help. I seen this ad and she just does something for me. This is normally not my type but she is like DAMN. You know what they say if it looks to good it probrably is. Anybody seen her yet?

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-new-new-ynd-ur-wldt-drm-xy-lnd-new-new-new-30/7162483

I think this one might be a cop. She setup an appointment with me and said she would send me her address but didn't. She wouldn't answer when I called.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/last-day-fun-new-mixd-freak-1ooo-hot-24/6926062

[DivingFool]

http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-asian-dreamgirl-will-treat-you-like-a-king-29/5718987

Or know where I can find any reviews?

ThanksI saw her about a year ago, She is a larger Asian American. She gives a weak massage and then upsell on the flip. Even more upsell if you want to touch her. I know there is a lot of talk about outcall vs incall and typically the asian providers are no drama, but she is not "asian". I have a new atf that I met through an agency and now she freelances for me. Cute Chinese, Looking for a Korean as I have not been down that road lately. Stay safe and Have Fun.

CS

[Busternutter]

The so called Russian hottiesathttp://www.http%3A%2F%2Fwashingtondc%2Ebackpage%2Ecom%2FBodyRubs%2Frussian%2Dhotties%2D22%2F454129 stood me up. Now I'm taking a stand to let you all know to stand clear of them.

[Pizzlepro02]

This one is really crazy & guys should pay special attention to this new (at least to me) tactic. It seems that providers are allowin some of their colleagues to use their pics. This is the only explanation I can come up with for how this girl got a hold of so many real hotelroom pics of another chic.

Connie.

703 786 0719.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/adult/?keyword=connie

%2020.

This is the real girl:

Jacienda.

[Police Mugshots deleted by Admin]

The real chick's tits are a bit saggier, ass is not as phat & has an unsightly, stretchmarked pouch. I'll give her credit for using the pics of another chic w / a similar build, but I'm still amazed at how she was able to get a hold of so many good pics of another female.

First it was the flake epidemic (which is still goin on) & now its the phony pic epidemic. WTF happened to real providers postin their own pics & honorin their appts?

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was edited to remove the mugshots of persons who were arrested from the report.

Posting the mugshots of people who have been arrested is somewhat heartless and really just helping the police in their efforts to embarrass these people.

Since this website is all about assisting people in obtaining commercial sex services, we don't want to add to the problems of the unfortunate people who have been arrested by publishing their names and/or photographs.

Thanks!

[The Big Man]

Okay fellas I need your help. I seen this ad and she just does something for me. This is normally not my type but she is like DAMN. You know what they say if it looks to good it probrably is. Anybody seen her yet?

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-new-new-ynd-ur-wldt-drm-xy-lnd-new-new-new-30/7162483

I think this one might be a cop. She setup an appointment with me and said she would send me her address but didn't. She wouldn't answer when I called.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/last-day-fun-new-mixd-freak-1ooo-hot-24/6926062The second one is definitely not a cop. I have seen her twice. She is not GFE but give very good service. She loves greek but wants a premium for it. She is from Cali. She is a very cautious provider. The face is cute and the body is sexy as hell. She normally works out of Bowie.

[Bunker Buster]

The so called Russian hottiesat.

http://www.http

%3A%2F%2Fwashingtondc%2Ebackpage%2Ecom%2FBodyRubs%2Frussian%2Dhotties%2D22%2F454129 stood me up. Now I'm taking a stand to let you all know to stand clear of them.It gives you an opportunity to make sure that you're inserting a useable link, for example.

Without a good link, a phone number, a name, or even a city, your report is useless.

[Bunker Buster]

A few years ago I had a disastrous outcall whereas I almost lost my life. I had an outcall come to my motel just on the outskirts of D. C. She checked my license and took the money in the envelope. She then tried to make conversation to waste most of the hour. I finally told her that I would like to get started. She started a striptease but she refused to take off her clothes. She knew that I was getting a bit steamed, so she asked me to take my dick out. I thought she was going to start with a BJ. She did not. She just wanted to jerk me off. By this time I was mad and she knew it.

She called her pimp and promptly there was a knock on my door. I told her that there was no way that he was coming in my hotel room and to just gather her things and leave. She gathered her purse, coat and bag and left, but she forgot her phone. As I watched them leave by car I leave in my car with her phone. My cellphone rang about ten minutes later. It was her asking for her phone to be returned to her. I told her that "I would return the phone for all of my money back because you know you ripped me off." She said okay. I should have known that it was a setup. When I returned to the motel room door, she was standing there alone as I requested. I gave her the phone and as we were negotiating, her pimp came around the corner with his gun drawn and started to walk towards me. I ran. He chased me. I was able to get to my car and start it up before he got there with his gun still drawn. He grabs my door as I try to close it. I shift into reverse while hitting the accelerator HARD. The car reversed so hard and so quickly that the door was snatched out of his hand as he was pulling it. I reversed the car the length of the parking lot as he was chasing me. I finally had enough distance between us, (unless he pulled the trigger) , to shift into drive and drive away.

When I was in a safe location to calm down I checked my car door. The door was bent at the point where it is attached to the frame of the car. It was damaged so severely that it would not close properly. A door cannot compare to my life so I was not too highly concerned about it. I was very happy that I survived that craziness. I have not done an outcall since and I do not see one in the near future. This is a true story that begs for all mongers to be cautious. Be careful and safe out there.

Propilot-Always check your six.Would have been to text every number in her phone at 3:00 am asking if they have any crystal or bump, then calling and letting the phone ring a few times to wake them up. Get into nasty texting exchanges to piss everyone off. Be sure to send a few emails to a few LE agencies as well. If you're lucky, the phone is in her name, and not just a burner.

Run up her data costs by surfing photos on Backpage until she turns off the phone, then wipe the info clean, and drop it into one of those boxes for donating phones to servicemen. You also want to take down the number stored in her phone as "daddy" to drop a dime on the pimp, as well as post it all over the 'net.

There are no refunds, and someone who runs with a pimp and had larceny in her heart when she posted her ad, isn't going to give you a straight deal unless your leverage exceeds hers. Better to cut your losses and get your value out of inflicting ten-fold damage.

[Tomfool]

Would have been to text every number in her phone at 3:00 am asking if they have any crystal or bump, then calling and letting the phone ring a few times to wake them up. Get into nasty texting exchanges to piss everyone off. Be sure to send a few emails to a few LE agencies as well. If you're lucky, the phone is in her name, and not just a burner.

Run up her data costs by surfing photos on Backpage until she turns off the phone, then wipe the info clean, and drop it into one of those boxes for donating phones to servicemen. You also want to take down the number stored in her phone as "daddy" to drop a dime on the pimp, as well as post it all over the 'net.

There are no refunds, and someone who runs with a pimp and had larceny in her heart when she posted her ad, isn't going to give you a straight deal unless your leverage exceeds hers. Better to cut your losses and get your value out of inflicting ten-fold damage.Scorched earth. I like it BB, I like it a lot.

[Pizzlepro02]

No idea why this site's filter didn't like the last ad link I tried to post, but here go 2 more links for what 'Connie" aka. Jacienda really looks like. When I got to her room the 1st difference I noticed was the pouch, then after a couple of mins it hit me that I had scene her real ads for while last yr or the yr before.

http://klitr.com/g-o-r-g-e-o-u-s-n-a-u-g-h/

http://www.escortguide.com/escort/Barbie-SJ-152678#

FTR, ErocticMugshots dot com is an escort ad site that reposts many BP & CL (when they existed) ads & has NOTHIN to do w / police mugshots!


This one is really crazy & guys should pay special attention to this new (at least to me) tactic. It seems that providers are allowin some of their colleagues to use their pics. This is the only explanation I can come up with for how this girl got a hold of so many real hotelroom pics of another chic.

Connie.

703 786 0719.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/adult/?keyword=connie

%2020.

This is the real girl:

Jacienda.

[Police Mugshots deleted by Admin]

The real chick's tits are a bit saggier, ass is not as phat & has an unsightly, stretchmarked pouch. I'll give her credit for using the pics of another chic w / a similar build, but I'm still amazed at how she was able to get a hold of so many good pics of another female.

First it was the flake epidemic (which is still goin on) & now its the phony pic epidemic. WTF happened to real providers postin their own pics & honorin their appts?

[Pimp Trick]

To answer your question. LEO and Sting operations is the reason for all flaky and different pics from providers.

If it is the Jacienda, that I had. She was good the first two appointments, but was flaky the last time I saw her. I ran into her again during another appt with another provider. She was like see me again. I was like OK in the little head, but the big head was in Pimp mode. Hell No.

This action is looking to be the norm from providers this year. We need to stop feeding the corn flakers. It's great.


This one is really crazy & guys should pay special attention to this new (at least to me) tactic. It seems that providers are allowin some of their colleagues to use their pics. This is the only explanation I can come up with for how this girl got a hold of so many real hotelroom pics of another chic.

Connie.

703 786 0719.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/adult/?keyword=connie

%2020.

This is the real girl:

Jacienda.

[Police Mugshots deleted by Admin]

The real chick's tits are a bit saggier, ass is not as phat & has an unsightly, stretchmarked pouch. I'll give her credit for using the pics of another chic w / a similar build, but I'm still amazed at how she was able to get a hold of so many good pics of another female.

First it was the flake epidemic (which is still goin on) & now its the phony pic epidemic. WTF happened to real providers postin their own pics & honorin their appts?

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was edited to remove the mugshots of persons who were arrested From the report.

Posting the mugshots of people who have been arrested is somewhat heartless And really just helping the police in their efforts to embarrass these people.

Since this website is all about assisting people in obtaining commercial sex services, we don't want to add to the problems of the unfortunate people who have been arrested by publishing their names and / or photographs.

Thanks!

[Propilot]

Would have been to text every number in her phone at 3:00 am asking if they have any crystal or bump, then calling and letting the phone ring a few times to wake them up. Get into nasty texting exchanges to piss everyone off. Be sure to send a few emails to a few LE agencies as well. If you're lucky, the phone is in her name, and not just a burner.

Run up her data costs by surfing photos on Backpage until she turns off the phone, then wipe the info clean, and drop it into one of those boxes for donating phones to servicemen. You also want to take down the number stored in her phone as "daddy" to drop a dime on the pimp, as well as post it all over the 'net.

There are no refunds, and someone who runs with a pimp and had larceny in her heart when she posted her ad, isn't going to give you a straight deal unless your leverage exceeds hers. Better to cut your losses and get your value out of inflicting ten-fold damage.BB you are correct. That is what I should have done. My judgement was so clouded with anger from getting ripped off that I just wanted to get my money back. If this should ever happen again, I will do what you have suggested. Financially it will hurt her and her pimp so much more. Also by making a few crank calls to the police with her phone will have her in a world of hot water with LE.

RIP OFF GIRLS YOU ARE NOW ON NOTICE! If you are doing incalls and you rip customers off, when we leave we can also call the police and tell LE and the hotel management that you are soliciting in their hotel / motel. If you are there with your pimp, both him and you are going to go to jail.

It would benefit every working girl to just be honest and to treat every customer respectfully. Give the guys their full hour of time and what they pay you for.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[Tha X Facta]

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9303-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1040690#post1040690
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http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=240%20432%208564
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[Drkrider]

BB.

I can learn from you. LOL.

Excellent ideas.


Would have been to text every number in her phone at 3:00 am asking if they have any crystal or bump, then calling and letting the phone ring a few times to wake them up. Get into nasty texting exchanges to piss everyone off. Be sure to send a few emails to a few LE agencies as well. If you're lucky, the phone is in her name, and not just a burner.

Run up her data costs by surfing photos on Backpage until she turns off the phone, then wipe the info clean, and drop it into one of those boxes for donating phones to servicemen. You also want to take down the number stored in her phone as "daddy" to drop a dime on the pimp, as well as post it all over the 'net.

There are no refunds, and someone who runs with a pimp and had larceny in her heart when she posted her ad, isn't going to give you a straight deal unless your leverage exceeds hers. Better to cut your losses and get your value out of inflicting ten-fold damage.

[Scorpion Frog]

Looks like LE need your help, check out the ad.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/montgomery-county-police-seeking-information/7202526


The Montgomery County Police Vice Unit is seeking information reference a prostitute operating in the Washington DC Metro area. She has been involved in the theft of property from her clients.

Anyone with information on her identity or whereabouts, please contact Detective Pinkney at.

[Bunker Buster]

Looks like LE need your help, check out the ad.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/montgomery-county-police-seeking-information/7202526This is what they should be doing all the time; going after crimes where there are actual victims. If the police focused on rape, robbery, kidnapping, pimping, assault, and murder, and had no interest in (adult and wiling) escorts, masseuses, and other private, personal behaviors, no doubt we'd all be buying tickets to the Policeman's Ball.

They've advertised here before, looking for people robbed by pimp / prostitute duos, and information on other girls involved in crime.


Bunker Buster
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In passing, I note that this is my 666th post, which puts me above Senior Status into Satan Status.

[HawaiiBoi]

Aloha!

I'm from Hawaii and will be visiting DC on business. I've been doing some research and saw this ad today: http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/smoldering-asian-bombshell-with-dangerous-curves-22/7157954

I'm into Asians and she looks hot, but I'm not sure about the DC scene. I appreciate any comments / advice. Please feel free to PM me if you like.

Mahalo (Thank You)!

[Stealth Mode]

Aloha!

I'm from Hawaii and will be visiting DC on business. I've been doing some research and saw this ad today:

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/smoldering-asian-bombshell-with-dangerous-curves-22/7157954

I'm into Asians and she looks hot, but I'm not sure about the DC scene. I appreciate any comments / advice. Please feel free to PM me if you like.

Mahalo (Thank You)!Why don't you post something other than questions for info? Go ahead and invite her over, and I'm sure you will get the experience of your life. She has other friends too, but remember their only doing "outcall only".

[Miketastic69]

Aloha!

I'm from Hawaii and will be visiting DC on business. I've been doing some research and saw this ad today:

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/smoldering-asian-bombshell-with-dangerous-curves-22/7157954

I'm into Asians and she looks hot, but I'm not sure about the DC scene. I appreciate any comments / advice. Please feel free to PM me if you like.

Mahalo (Thank You)!Aloha! She is part of a band of social daters that will rob your okole faster than the waves at pipeline!

[HawaiiBoi]

Aloha! She is part of a band of social daters that will rob your okole faster than the waves at pipeline!Mahalo for the feedback! Helps me to pick wisely! I'm considering MeganErotic because she has great reviews! Whomever I go with on my trip, I'll report back for everyone. I'm having a little difficulty planning my session / s be / see there are time restrictions for providers / agencies. In Hi, everyplace is open 24/7!

Thanks and be safe!

[Pizzlepro02]

Yet another fucked up encounter w / a BP provider has shown me that a lot (if not most) of the nonsense these chick pull is the result of weak mongers toleratin the shit!

I called up a provider to make an appt, she gave me the particulars & said she would text me her address. About 20 mins later I got the text & I replied givin her an ETA. I got to the location a few mins after the estimated arrival time & called her. She picked up (yeah!) & told me to park my car & that she'the call me back when she was ready for me to come up. I waited in my car another 12 mins when I got a text from her tellin me to wait in my car because she had to see another client before me! WTF! I immediately called her back & asked how long I'the have to wait. She seemed confused & said I could come upstairs now. I told her she just texted me that I'the have to wait & then she was like 'oh yeah, somebody else is comin up'. Again I asked how long & she said 10-15 mins. I hung up on her dumb ass, drove off & guess what – the ho actually called me back 20 mins later, but I didn't bother pickin up!

For those keepin track, it took over 30 mins from the time I arrived at her location to when she called me that last time, which I presume was to tell me to come up to her room! What really fucks me up is the thought that other guys would've actually stayed to see her! I'the bet that the guy she wanted me to wait for had wait for a good while too! Mongers really need to observe the 15 min rule – if you're not IN THE ROOM within 15 mins of arrivin at the location, LEAVE! In a situation like the one I'm describin, you can imagine what quality (or lack thereof) service provider is givin to her clients!

Shit like flakin, overbookin, stringin guys along & answerin the phone during sessions all have the same root cause – too many dudes put up w / this stuff. If females realize that this type of BS will hurt their bottom line, they'll stop doing it! If this female (or her mgmt, who must be at least as dumb as she is) had half a brain, she would've set up the appts so that she could have seen the other dude and me in an orderly fashion & got BOTH DONATIONS. Stop kowtowin to these hos so they can shape the fuck up!

P. S. – I thought about includin the link / number, but decided not to because I'm sure that dudes would call the dumb ho just because they saw me postin about her! Shout out to BigBan for dissin her on here already!

[WiseBorn]

Can't be fixed, the genie is out of the bottle, that's why it's call the WORLD WIDE WEB.

[Scorpion Frog]

! Mongers really need to observe the 15 min rule – if you're not IN THE ROOM within 15 mins of arrivin at the location, LEAVE! In a situation like the one I'm describin, you can imagine what quality (or lack thereof) service provider is givin to her clients!

Shit like flakin, overbookin, stringin guys along & answerin the phone during sessions all have the same root cause – too many dudes put up w / this stuff. If females realize that this type of BS will hurt their bottom line, they'll stop doing it! If this female (or her mgmt, who must be at least as dumb as she is) had half a brain, she would've set up the appts so that she could have seen the other dude and me in an orderly fashion & got BOTH DONATIONS. Stop kowtowin to these hos so they can shape the fuck up!I feel you there; however we have accept the fact that sometimes:

1. These chicks have to deal with clients who take too long to nut (yours truly) thereby screwing with their schedule.

2. They don't have control over when clients call, especially when they haven't had any client call in a long time.

3. Some chicks are clean freaks, they want to be clean and fresh for you.

4. Or they are on drugs, drugs mess up your sense of time.

I do however draw the line at answering the phone during session. That's a big NO NO for me. I don't care if it's daddy calling.

[Pizzlepro02]

SF:

Good points, but consider the following:

1) Their runnin their own biz, so if a client pays for a certain amount of time, it's on the provider to enforce the clock. Otherwise she's going to miss out on other dates. Personally I've had many experienced chicks tryna rush me out BEFORE my time was up while it's been rare that I've stayed actually stayed over the time limit.

2) It always kills me how providers seem unable to comprehend how to manage their appts. They need to book appts at least 30 mins in advance to avoid 2+ different dudes showin up at the same time. If a dude doesn't show up on time (or close to it) & the next guy shows up, the 1st dude loses his spot, period.

3) See #2. 30 min buffers will give them time wash their asses, clean the bed, etc.

4) It's kinda tough to run a 1-person operation when that 1-person is faded half the time! And many of these chicks have mgmt, so somebody has to make sure that they stay on the grind.

5) Most of the time they feel compelled to answer the phone during sessions because they fail to observe #1-4! What they should do is give the current client their full attention & effort so the session ends ASAP. Then afterwards they can go thru their phones & see who called them during the last session. On several occasions I've had chicks call me back 15-20+ mins later after I first called them while at home or whatever. That's MUCH BETTER than havin a guy come to their location & makin him wait!

What's sad is that all of this is common sense! Mongers need to value their own time & stop givin these chicks license to play these gms. Remember, these are not doctors appts we're talkin about!

Pizzle.


I feel you there; however we have accept the fact that sometimes:

1. These chicks have to deal with clients who take too long to nut (yours truly) thereby screwing with their schedule.

2. They don't have control over when clients call, especially when they haven't had any client call in a long time.

3. Some chicks are clean freaks, they want to be clean and fresh for you.

4. Or they are on drugs, drugs mess up your sense of time.

I do however draw the line at answering the phone during session. That's a big NO NO for me. I don't care if it's daddy calling.

[Tazdude]

Hello,

I was around DC last Thursday and I called Holly. I asked her if she was available and she said yes (sounded as no appointments in her schedule). She asked me what time I was planning to go, I told her that around 10:30pm maybe few minutes late as I was coming from arlington and she agreed. I got out of my hotel and started to drive towards DC, I stopped at 711 to get some cash $ (1. 6). I got to her place around 10:45pm and I called her, first thing she said "Do you know you are 15 minutes late (sounded upset) , I though you were not coming and I was gettng ready to sleep". I told her oh I am sorry but I told you I might be few minutes late. She replied (upset)"I need time to get ready you have to wait", I told her I am sorry that's ok maybe I will try to be on time next time that it will be better she goes to sleep. Then she replied (less upset)"that's ok I can still meet you". I told her not thank you maybe next time.

I wasnt feeling comfortable with her asnwer when I called her. I was thinking if she was ready for bed, why she answered my second call?

I might have missed a good time with her, but I felt that she was not in a good mood then maybe it was better just to leave.

Anybody can share any experience with her, I found few reviews on her but not much details.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/red-hot-vixen-_-sexy-eye-candy-_-leaving-tomorrow-noon-20/7120766

http://eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=122732

[Tha X Facta]

Hello,

I was around DC last Thursday and I called Holly. I asked her if she was available and she said yes (sounded as no appointments in her schedule). She asked me what time I was planning to go, I told her that around 10:30pm maybe few minutes late as I was coming from arlington and she agreed. I got out of my hotel and started to drive towards DC, I stopped at 711 to get some cash $ (1. 6). I got to her place around 10:45pm and I called her, first thing she said "Do you know you are 15 minutes late (sounded upset) , I though you were not coming and I was gettng ready to sleep". I told her oh I am sorry but I told you I might be few minutes late. She replied (upset)"I need time to get ready you have to wait", I told her I am sorry that's ok maybe I will try to be on time next time that it will be better she goes to sleep. Then she replied (less upset)"that's ok I can still meet you". I told her not thank you maybe next time.

I wasnt feeling comfortable with her asnwer when I called her. I was thinking if she was ready for bed, why she answered my second call?

I might have missed a good time with her, but I felt that she was not in a good mood then maybe it was better just to leave.

Anybody can share any experience with her, I found few reviews on her but not much details.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/red-hot-vixen-_-sexy-eye-candy-_-leaving-tomorrow-noon-20/7120766

http://eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=122732
"281 543 8007
Holly Bliss
ASK ABOUT MY 2 GIRL SPECIAL!"

In that case, you should've said:
"Fuck it then, put your partner on the phone. . .Dammit!"

X. . . . .LoL

[BigBan]

I called up a provider to make an appt, she gave me the particulars & said she would text me her address. About 20 mins later I got the text & I replied givin her an ETA. I got to the location a few mins after the estimated arrival time & called her. She picked up (yeah!) & told me to park my car & that she'the call me back when she was ready for me to come up. I waited in my car another 12 mins when I got a text from her tellin me to wait in my car because she had to see another client before me! WTF! I immediately called her back & asked how long I'the have to wait. She seemed confused & said I could come upstairs now. I told her she just texted me that I'the have to wait & then she was like 'oh yeah, somebody else is comin up'. Again I asked how long & she said 10-15 mins. I hung up on her dumb ass, drove off & guess what – the ho actually called me back 20 mins later, but I didn't bother pickin up!You should of left after she sent the text saying that she was seeing another client before you dude. Just like Scorpion Frog mentioned, its wise to follow the 15min rule and move on the next option. Don't stress yourself out for these seedy providers, because they are out for themselves first and we are just another client cash cow to them. Alot of these providers in this area overbook or even double, especially if they are running "specials".

For example, I called this provider up off the late-night tip:

http://www.adultsearch.com/dc/washingtondc/FemaleEscorts/530684

I called her up, she being my 3rd option, after getting no response from my first two. We got down to her telling me where to rendezvous, and I told her I was already in her area so it would only take 5min to get to her location. She was like "ok, I'll give you a call back, I have a client coming in." By that notion, I just said ok and didn't bother to call her back nor hear back from her. I decided call it a night and went to grab something to eat, and chilled in the parking lot with intent to go home after eating until my second option called me back:

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-female-looking-for-you-playmates-right-now-22/7246494

If it is anything I learned from mongering, it is that the ones that call back from late-night calls (I. E. Just waking up to return your missed call) are keepers. Except this one. She gave me the location with no hassle and I drove there. Got to her room, and she looks just like her pictures. But alas, her friend was there on the other bed rolling up a cigar (?) and it didn't seem she was going to budge. I sat down puzzled, trying to know what was going on while my provider seemed ready and her friend was there on her bed nonchalantly. I guess she got the clue as she asked me if I want her to leave. Hell yeah I want you to leave! I've done it before with the provider's friend in the room watching, but tonight was just not the night for that. The friend went to the bathroom and the provider slipped on the hat while saying how do I want it. Just as I feared, she gave a bullshit. 5 second CBJ then took her clothes off. I didn't want to argue so I just went with the flow. We did it CG and it got rough and fast after that, just how I like it. Next we had sensual mish and then gave her a thunderous doggie to finish. It was actually a good fuck, because we both were worked out. I got dressed, gave her a hug, and she told me to call her as I left dazed and exhausted into the night. I might call her again, only if her friend isn't going to be in attendance.

As expected, I never got the call back from the other provider. Sometimes its best to just let providers fall into your lap, rather you hunting them down and then going home frustrated and empty-handed. It always ok to give her 15mins and move on to the next one. You never know, you may get a call back that may turn your luck around.

[BigBan]

Hello,

I was around DC last Thursday and I called Holly. I asked her if she was available and she said yes (sounded as no appointments in her schedule). She asked me what time I was planning to go, I told her that around 10:30pm maybe few minutes late as I was coming from arlington and she agreed. I got out of my hotel and started to drive towards DC, I stopped at 711 to get some cash $ (1. 6). I got to her place around 10:45pm and I called her, first thing she said "Do you know you are 15 minutes late (sounded upset) , I though you were not coming and I was gettng ready to sleep". I told her oh I am sorry but I told you I might be few minutes late. She replied (upset)"I need time to get ready you have to wait", I told her I am sorry that's ok maybe I will try to be on time next time that it will be better she goes to sleep. Then she replied (less upset)"that's ok I can still meet you". I told her not thank you maybe next time.

I wasnt feeling comfortable with her asnwer when I called her. I was thinking if she was ready for bed, why she answered my second call?

I might have missed a good time with her, but I felt that she was not in a good mood then maybe it was better just to leave.

Anybody can share any experience with her, I found few reviews on her but not much details.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/red-hot-vixen-_-sexy-eye-candy-_-leaving-tomorrow-noon-20/7120766

http://eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=122732Personally, I would of still saw her. Her being upset was her just bitching, but in the end she realized why she is in this business for, and its for money. Whether or not you would of had a good time, it depends really. You never know, you could of took the chance to find out but you didn't feel comfortable, which is OK too. I would guess you made the right decision.

Always go with your gut feeling.

[Tazdude]

"281 543 8007.

Holly Bliss.

ASK ABOUT MY 2 GIRL SPECIAL!"

In that case, you should've said:

X. LOLI had no back-up plan, decided to go look for street action but no luck.

[Analystgreene]

I feel you there; however we have accept the fact that sometimes:

1. These chicks have to deal with clients who take too long to nut (yours truly) thereby screwing with their schedule.

2. They don't have control over when clients call, especially when they haven't had any client call in a long time.

3. Some chicks are clean freaks, they want to be clean and fresh for you.

4. Or they are on drugs, drugs mess up your sense of time.

I do however draw the line at answering the phone during session. That's a big NO NO for me. I don't care if it's daddy calling.I kind of like it when when they answer the phone during a session. I then try to kill it to make them scream or moan. It is like it make me perform better! Sexii knows what I am talking about. Ha! Ha!

[Bunker Buster]

I wanted too see her a couple weeks ago, but after g00gling her, somebody said she was working with LE.Another first-time poster, another claim that a girl is working with LE. No link to the site where "somebody" allegedly said this, just someone with zero credibility throwing dirt in the water to make mud.

[Pizzlepro02]

BB:

Make no mistake that I bounced about 2 mins after she texted me that BS! I called her before leavin just to make sure that the text was intended for me & not another guy in the waiting line. I might have been there a total of 17-18 mins.

The real issue here is that these chicks won't stop this type of nonsense until mongers refuse to see them over it! In the case of the double (maybe triple) booking, the fucked up part is that the dude ahead of me must have waited at least 15 mins because he just was going to her room when she texted me! Why wait so long on a chick that's operating like a friggin turnstyle seeing dudes 1 after the other w / no more than 5 mins in btwn! If the chick can honor the appt time, she's not worth dealin with, period!

As far as your advice & example, at least for me, these days is very hard to find ONE chick I want to see, let alone several in the same night! Example: last month on a Sat I found FIVE different ads I was interested in! I was thinkin I HAD TO get somethin that night. I set up an appt w / one & she flaked. I called another one, went to her location 20 mins from the last one & guess what: she was usin stolen pics! I then called 2 other chicks & neither 1 picked up their phones! Luckily I was able to set up a repeat in the same general area w / a good provider I had seen earlier in the week. The only reason I scored that night is because I had a FIFTH option. Imagine if I just had the typical 1-2.

These chicks will not stop their BS unless mongers get more disciplined & stop puttin up w / this shit!


You should of left after she sent the text saying that she was seeing another client before you dude. Just like Scorpion Frog mentioned, its wise to follow the 15min rule and move on the next option. Don't stress yourself out for these seedy providers, because they are out for themselves first and we are just another client cash cow to them. Alot of these providers in this area overbook or even double, especially if they are running "specials".

Sometimes its best to just let providers fall into your lap, rather you hunting them down and then going home frustrated and empty-handed. It always ok to give her 15mins and move on to the next one. You never know, you may get a call back that may turn your luck around.

[Pizzlepro02]

It's really unbelievable how quickly the BP scene has deteriorated in this area so far in 2012! Recently I called up a chick I saw a few months back (& enjoyed) when I saw her postin out of the same area where I saw her before. She was usin a different name & number, so I didn't bring up the fact that I saw her before, assumin she prolly wouldn't remember anyway. She stated the same donation & even gave me the name of the motel. I asked her if she'd be available at X time & she said just call me then. Huh? I said it's going to take me like 30 mins to get to her location so that's why I'm askin if she was going to be free then. The chick said: "what, I don't make appts, just call me when you get close". WTF? Mind you, when I saw her before I of course pinned her down to a specific time like I always do. She could tell that I was about to say forget it & she was like "oh, I'll probably, no I'll most likely, yes I will be available at X time". I told her OK, but wasn't feelin the flake risk so I called another chick.

I had been exchangin texts w / the next female since the day before. I had called when I was ready to see her but she didn't pick up. She called me back while I was in the street & we agreed on the donation (which was posted in her ad) & she gave me the location. Once I got to her room, it was obvious that the girl was very green to the game. I started chattin w / her while gettin comfortable & she seemed like a cool chick. I asked her to remind me what the rates were since I was considerin the longer session & to my surprise the chick tried to jack up the donations on the spot! I pulled up the ad on my phone & she had the nerve to say that that was the ad she posted the day before (a bold-faced lie, of course)! I told her you the ad rates over the phone & she was like you must've heard wrong. Wow! This chick was a little ghetto & straight up told me to leave if I didn't want to pay the extra fare. So I put my shit back on & hit the fuckin road!

The night ended well because I was able to find some nice, satisfyin action at a nearby adult entertainment establishment! The moral of these stories fellas is that you ALWAYS have to let these hos know who is in control of these encounters. If they want to get paid, they got to be able to keep an appt & perform in a satisfactory manner for the agreed upon rate. There can be NO deviation from this! If there is, walk & let them wonder how they're going to pay for their hotel rooms or what they're going to tell their mgmt! Reward the ones who act right & punish the ones who don't.

[Original Man 78]

It is what it is. Ranting about it is not going to change the obvious. The "hoe" game is pretty dead right now. If you don't have a stalwart that you've know is a sure thing then it's no reason to expect anything better from these chicks. A hoe's main mission is to get a much bread as possible from mongers to support their management or their habits. Most have never worked a real job to even learn the value of customer service. As a matter of fact, they're doing you a favor to keep your bread in your pocket. There are no rules and regulations to this game. We all step up to the crap table and throw the dice. Sometimes you hit the seven and sometimes you roll snake eyes. Don't take this shit serious, one things for sure, pussy is a commodity that will be around until the end of time. It will sell before cotton and corn will so that means there will be more hoes to conquer.

Live to talk about your monger conquests, Laugh about the experience in the lifestyle, and Love the thrill of it all.

That's the life of a Monger.

My. 02.


It's really unbelievable how quickly the BP scene has deteriorated in this area so far in 2012! Recently I called up a chick I saw a few months back (& enjoyed) when I saw her postin out of the same area where I saw her before. She was usin a different name & number, so I didn't bring up the fact that I saw her before, assumin she prolly wouldn't remember anyway. She stated the same donation & even gave me the name of the motel. I asked her if she'd be available at X time & she said just call me then. Huh? I said it's going to take me like 30 mins to get to her location so that's why I'm askin if she was going to be free then. The chick said: "what, I don't make appts, just call me when you get close". WTF? Mind you, when I saw her before I of course pinned her down to a specific time like I always do. She could tell that I was about to say forget it & she was like "oh, I'll probably, no I'll most likely, yes I will be available at X time". I told her OK, but wasn't feelin the flake risk so I called another chick.

I had been exchangin texts w / the next female since the day before. I had called when I was ready to see her but she didn't pick up. She called me back while I was in the street & we agreed on the donation (which was posted in her ad) & she gave me the location. Once I got to her room, it was obvious that the girl was very green to the game. I started chattin w / her while gettin comfortable & she seemed like a cool chick. I asked her to remind me what the rates were since I was considerin the longer session & to my surprise the chick tried to jack up the donations on the spot! I pulled up the ad on my phone & she had the nerve to say that that was the ad she posted the day before (a bold-faced lie, of course)! I told her you the ad rates over the phone & she was like you must've heard wrong. Wow! This chick was a little ghetto & straight up told me to leave if I didn't want to pay the extra fare. So I put my shit back on & hit the fuckin road!

The night ended well because I was able to find some nice, satisfyin action at a nearby adult entertainment establishment! The moral of these stories fellas is that you ALWAYS have to let these hos know who is in control of these encounters. If they want to get paid, they got to be able to keep an appt & perform in a satisfactory manner for the agreed upon rate. There can be NO deviation from this! If there is, walk & let them wonder how they're going to pay for their hotel rooms or what they're going to tell their mgmt! Reward the ones who act right & punish the ones who don't.

[Pizzlepro02]

Best believe that providers talk shop amongst themselves & to clients about their trials & tribulations. I've picked many a do & don't from shootin the breeze w / cool broads & likewise tried to pass on tips to the chicks that were wilin to listen. A lot of mongers who don't post & will never post read these boards on a reg basis. If even 1 guy reads about provider shenanigans on here & chooses to not do a date because of it, that is a move in the right direction. LE in this area has put a big time pinch on the entire gm so there's not a lot of talent out here these days. So if the few available options are engagin in nonsense, then what do we have left?

If dudes don't know any better, they'll think this BS is the norm. As they say, knowledge is power.

Pizz out.


It is what it is. Ranting about it is not going to change the obvious. The "hoe" game is pretty dead right now. If you don't have a stalwart that you've know is a sure thing then it's no reason to expect anything better from these chicks. A hoe's main mission is to get a much bread as possible from mongers to support their management or their habits. Most have never worked a real job to even learn the value of customer service. As a matter of fact, they're doing you a favor to keep your bread in your pocket. There are no rules and regulations to this game. We all step up to the crap table and throw the dice. Sometimes you hit the seven and sometimes you roll snake eyes. Don't take this shit serious, one things for sure, pussy is a commodity that will be around until the end of time. It will sell before cotton and corn will so that means there will be more hoes to conquer.

Live to talk about your monger conquests, Laugh about the experience in the lifestyle, and Love the thrill of it all.

That's the life of a Monger.

My. 02.

[Pimp Trick]

I just need to have pics or links to who you are talking about. The Trick is like, who do I faze out or not give bread too. Rarely have you posted that info during the whine sessions. I do not like to have to research and call every provider and play CSI Pimp to find out who is the Flakers.

A flaking chick to you, might give me good service. If she is flaking with any monger, that is flaking to a lifestyle of mongering. I would not choose to see them. I do know you saved my bread on at least three that was at the top of my crush list. When you said they flaked. I scratched them off and moved to the next provider. My funds is tight and I need to ensure that my mongering is done at a very high level.

I do not know any better, unless I am told who is flaking. As it stands, this flaking BS has become the norm. Sad, that I might have to take road trips NoRich for service and good donations.


Best believe that providers talk shop amongst themselves & to clients about their trials & tribulations. I've picked many a do & don't from shootin the breeze w / cool broads & likewise tried to pass on tips to the chicks that were wilin to listen. A lot of mongers who don't post & will never post read these boards on a reg basis. If even 1 guy reads about provider shenanigans on here & chooses to not do a date because of it, that is a move in the right direction. LE in this area has put a big time pinch on the entire gm so there's not a lot of talent out here these days. So if the few available options are engagin in nonsense, then what do we have left?

If dudes don't know any better, they'll think this BS is the norm. As they say, knowledge is power.

Pizz out.

[Pizzlepro02]

Since I'm hearin that guys wants links / pics on the flakes, here goes one! I called this female up a couple of weeks back & set up an appt. I got to her location, called & got no answer. I called her up at least 5 more times over the next 15 mins & still no answer! I then set up a repeat on the spot & proceeded to the next location. While on my way to the next chick, the first one (the flake) called me. I picked up & asked what happened since I called her like 6 times from right outside her hotel. She had the nerve to say she had been 'busy' so I laughed & hung up on her triflin ass!

A few days later I saw her ad again & decided to do some more in-depth research on her because I considered usin her as a backup. It turns out this is Monica, a ghetto-ass Cali chick that I had an unpleasant run-in w / a few yrs back! I just saw another ad w / TGTBT pics today, did some searchin & of course it's Monica again usin yet another new name & number.

There's plenty of info available about this provider on this board & elsewhere, so I won't rehash it all. I'll just say that this was the best flake that ever happened to me! This chick is the worst of all worlds: flakin, stolen pics, photoshopped pics, ghetto attitude, limited services, etc!

It's sad that the DMV BP seems to only be attractin trash like this nowadays. SMGDH.

Jade / Ashley (aka Monica) 240-389-4703.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/killer-legs-and-smokin-hot-body-wbig-booty-luscious-ebony-goddess-1-choice-21/7347439

http://www.myproviderguide.com/escorts/baltimore/free-posts/w4m/4224454.html