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Bubba2274

10-01-16, 13:10

Shame that the first review in this thread has to be a negative one.

http://statenisland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/a-very-affordable-luxury-youll-never-go-any-where-else/87375833

I was in the mood to bust a nut and with the crappy weather didn't feel like leaving the rock (my first mistake). I looked on backpage, and came across her ad. I txt'ed the number and she replied right away with rates for one hour and 30 min sessions. I told her I would like to come for an hour, and she told me a cross section to go to and to txt her when there. When I got to the cross section, I txted her and she told me she had to run out for a emergency, but would be back in about 10 min and asked if I could get condoms. I went and got the condoms and txt'ed her again when I got back and she told me where to go.

When I got to her door, and she let me in, I was a bit disappointed in her looks, and she was also in the middle of a smoke (Second mistake). At this point, I should've left, but the little head was in charge and I decided to say. I gave her the condoms and the donation and she told me to get comfy. I got on the bed and she took off her top and had a nice pair of 36 C / D tits which were very natural and squeezable, she walked over, put on a condom and started a decent CBJ, this went on for about 5 min before I told her to get naked and get on the bed. She got naked, got on the bed and started some DFK and worked my way down to her tits and then her somewhat shaved pussy. It was clean, but had a slight order, nothing offensive or oft-putting, but it was there. I was down there for a good 10 min, during which she was receptive and vocal. She finally had the big O, and then told me she wanted me inside her, so I started doing her missionary, and then asked for her to get on top but she said she had a bad knee and asked if I wanted to do her doggie, to which I said sure, and pounded her ass for a few minutes until I blew my load in the condom. She cleaned me up and I went to use the bathroom. When I came out, she was already half dressed and looking for me to do the same, which kind of annoyed me since I was only there for 30 min and I paid for the hour. When I asked her how it works, being that I paid for the hour, but was only there for 30 min, she said that since I booked her for the hour, it was the hour rate (strike three, you are out). I finished getting dressed and left feeling annoyed that I let the little head do all the thinking.

If you are looking to bust a nut and you do not want to leave the island, go to an asian place, or just watch some porn and bust a nut, but DO NOT go and see this provider. She has to many strikes against her (smoke, body type, lack of interest in it all) and once you finish, she will get dressed faster than you can say MSOG.

Looks: 5.

Overall Session: 2.