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Mature Male
02-28-13, 17:58
Do they even exist? LOL.

Are they not worth it? Should I try somewhere else? I'll be visiting soon and will post my findings. I just find it hard to believe that no one's giving Albuquergue strips clubs any love.

SouthernJohn
03-01-13, 10:28
Do they even exist? LOL.

Are they not worth it? Should I try somewhere else? I'll be visiting soon and will post my findings. I just find it hard to believe that no one's giving Albuquergue strips clubs any love.There is not much info on this board, but there is some info on the national boards that just focus on strip clubs. I lived in NM from 2006-2010 and frequented the clubs in Albuquerque (Fantasy World, TD's, TD's North) and Santa Fe (Cheeks).

At Cheeks in Santa Fe, there is a small VIP room (6 couches along the wall) and a strict no touching rule (closed circuit TV monitored by doorman). This was the only club in town.

Fantasy World is all nude, but no alcohol (juice / soda / water) so, the crowd ranges down to 18 yo. It costs about $25/30 to get an all-night pass to the VIP and dances were then $30 / song. A bouncer comes into the VIP each song to "count" the dances since a cut of each dance price goes to the house.

The TD's clubs are owned by the same folks as Fantasy World. These clubs are open during the day and serve alcohol and food. The same VIP situation applies. Although TD's Showclub (east side of town) had a semi-secluded area for couch dances where the VIP (upstairs) charge didn't apply. Only visited TD's North a few times. A higher number of the girls had enhancements at that club (if that's what you like).

Depending on the girl, many of the dances are moderate mileage (good contact) , but you have to watch out for the touching rule (especially when bouncers are popping in). Always remember, the girls are looking to separate you from your cash, and many try to do so with as little work as possible.

As a regular, I knew who to see and avoid (although my info is out of date now). I've had some great times (even seeing some outside the club) and some boring ones.

So, have fun, be safe.

TravelingBunny
04-17-13, 00:12
Go see Summer at TD's east in about 2 weeks! .

Same One
04-19-13, 14:14
Go see Summer at TD's east in about 2 weeks! .Do you have any more info? Looks etc.

Illini333
04-21-13, 17:33
Which strip clubs are majority latina? Any good mexican bars to try out?

RedTail
04-25-13, 21:22
Pulled into TDs Gold twice the past ten days and had very different experiences. My trip last week was great since I was able to see my favorite Albuquerque girl. Had a nice visit with her (and no I will not be naming her here). I try not to go in unless she will be there. However there was a normal selection of girls working on that Tuesday night. Was also hoping to see a new waitress who started there recently but did not see her. My last few trips I've made there have been different waitresses. Not sure if they are having trouble keeping these girls or what?

My visit last night was mostly uneventful and disappointing for me. I knew ahead of time my favorite girl would not be working but I went anyway. There were at least fifteen dancers working but very few I found interesting. And three new waitresses I had not seen before. And they were not very attentive. Of the three, one was very attractive and she actually took a turn on the stage for one dance. She lifted her skirt to show her ass / g-string but never lowered or removed her top so everyone was left wondering what her tits looked like. More girls came in as the night went on and some of the girls left or dissapearred.

I did have some nice lap dances but really missed my favorite girl and the night was mostly a waste of time / money for me because of that. I probably should have stayed home but wanted to see some titties. I did have an offer of some OTC fun for $$$$! Way overpriced to say the least but would have been fun. And the offer did not come until after a lot of getting to know each other.

RedTail
05-22-13, 23:55
Stopped in TDs Gold on Tuesday around 4 PM. More patrons than I would have expected and at least 10 girls in the place. Nothing outstanding but some nice looking girls. Ran into a girl I met a month or so ago who is fun to talk to and gives nice dances. We had some fun in the VIP booths but nothing outrageous. Had to leave for a meeting so was only there for less than 2 hours.

Later the same night I pulled into TDs North around 10:30. Parking lot was nearly full and club was busy but not packed. Found a secluded spot to watch the show from and settled in. There were more than a few hotties working and girls of all shapes and sizes. Saw some great looking girls with large tits, most likely all bolt-ons that I was very interested in. One Latina looked great but next time I saw her she was leading a guy into the VIP room. Later she escorted him to the ATM and they then returned to VIP. Saw Ryan and Alexandria. Have not seen Ryan in nearly a year and it looks like she has increased her bust line? And if the Alexandria I saw last night was the same one I met six months ago, wow what happened girl? Looked like the same girl but with an extra 20-30 pounds!

I was approached by a few dancers who did not appeal to me when another spinner sat down and proved herself to be interesting. Spent the rest of my night and most of my money on her. Think her name was Skyler. She was funny and sexy but I did have a hard time hearing her over the music. But we had lots of fun there on the floor with the $10 dances. After she left and just before I left a smoking hot big tit blonde Latina approached me and made me wish I had another $$ or so. Not sure where she came from as I had not seen her previously but I hope to see her again. Had a great day / night at the two TDs.

On my way home at nearly 1AM I happened to drive by the Palms on San Mateo and it looked dead. Only three cars out front and one of the staff standing near the door. Haven't been there in months but wonder if it is surviving?

RedTail
07-21-13, 19:42
I heard The Palms has closed? APD pulled a minor girl who was dancing, maybe two, out of there recently and arrested a couple staff members too. I always thought the place was managed poorly and it looks like this latest trouble pushed them over the edge and led to their closure?

Any one able to verify this? If true that leaves only Fantasy World as the only nude club here in town. Not a great option but it is what it is I guess.

Sir Lancelot
07-28-13, 21:35
Hey guys,

I was recently in your awesome town for a week of business meetings. Last Sunday, the 21st, I got in town and later went out on the town. After checking out the summer fest on Central, I went looking for some street action. I guess because of Central being closed off for the festival or something, I only saw one out. And I'm pretty sure it was a she-him. Tall BSW. Obvious wig and built like a guy. So off to the strip club I go. I ventured into Knockouts, at the far end of Central. West I think. Six bucks for parking across the street, a small cover, and beer as soon as I walk in. The ladies were friendly, non pushy. I didn't get asked to buy drinks for the gals, like some cities I'm in. Some of them were better than average. I decided to get acquainted with a few.

I met a gal going by Demetrias I think, she sometimes dances, sometimes waitresses. She was okay but definitely no way she was going to play outside the rules. I met Aroura. A farm girl from Kansas I think. She was another by the book chick. I let a couple others take me back to the 10 dollar area for some introductions. Most didn't allow even the slightest bit of touching. Except this one gal. Alexandria.

Alexandria is smoking hot, IMHO. Pale skin, maybe French or German. Nice tits. Very nice tits, with nipple piercings. I went up to the stage to give her a few buck and introduce myself. Nothing says "Hi" like cash. At the stage she got up close, but her tits in my face, then slowly and very very sensually she moved down to my neck and ears. This chick acted like she was really into it. So after she got off stage, I invited her to take me back for a few cheap songs. Back in the 10 dollar spot, she unbuttoned my shirt and got very sensual kisses all up and down me. She also let me check out those awesome fake tits of hers. This was the best dance of the night so far. We get done, she is sitting next to me as I re-button. I make my move and inquire about extras outside of the club for a really cool business traveler that just wants to spoil a gal and have some fun. Ends up, she is engaged. And is totally loyal and all. I hope this dude knows how good he has it.

Later I met Juicy. Short white blonde. She was good in the private area, but no touching. I was able to get away with hands on her hips as she was grinding. She does have a nice rack. Juicy did agree that we could meet up after she got off work at 3:30am. So throughout the night she would come up and ask if we were still on to meet up afterwork. About 2:30am, she swung by the chair I was holding down and made the comment that if she had a few more privates that she wouldn't have to hook up after work to make the rest. So, I moved on to another while I was waiting for Juicy to make up her mind if she was hooking up with me after work or not.

I met Rain, I think that was her name. Very Very skinny latino chick. Long black hair. A few dances in the back and then the question about extras outside. She agreed that she would meet outside the club and even gave me her number, but we couldn't hook up that night. She had obligations right after work, but told me to call her during the week. About 3:00am, most everyone was leaving, I tried to get Juicy's number on the way out but she would only take mine and said she would call if she didn't make her last few dollars in the club. I never heard from her.

In summary; I met a few really good looking strippers and had a great time hanging out in the club and getting naked women to ride me in the back. I also met a smoking hot, sensual, sexy, chick, and was entertained by her off and on throughout the night. I did score a number, but ended up too busy during the week to use it. Had a great time and would re-visit the next time I'm in town.

Shifty Pete
07-31-13, 01:51
I keep hearing about a new Club in the South Valley called sensational touch I googled it and didn't find much. Anyone have further info.

RedTail
08-01-13, 20:52
I keep hearing about a new Club in the South Valley called sensational touch I googled it and didn't find much. Anyone have further info.Never heard of that new club in the south valley. Did hear something interesting on the local TV news the other day. The reporter said there were nine local strip clubs. I only know of four now: TDs Gold, TDs North, Fantasy World, and Knockouts.

RedTail
08-23-13, 22:58
Had some time to stop by TDG on Thursday, early afternoon. Looked like eight dancing girls working and only about four or five patrons. Typical looks as you would expect to find on a day like this, girls ranging from 4-8 out of 10. A couple large curvy girls, a couple tall slim girls, most were ok looking. Was in earlier this month and saw a young black / hispanic dancer. Looked to me like a mixed race girl. She had an ass to die for one of the finest I've ever seen. Haven't seen her since. Not sure if she is still around or changed shifts? Overall a nice way to spend a couple of hours.

Sportster2005
09-01-13, 21:24
Google shows Holstein Ct south of the city off I-25.

Lonely808
09-29-13, 01:22
Dumb question really but on my last visit to ABQ I checked out TD Golds (the one I think away from the highway) and actually really liked the food there. I saw they advertised steak and lobster on Fridays. Is that deal still going on?

BTW, the girls at this place were off the hook. I may not be a strip club pro, but I really liked what I saw there. ABQ is a strange place though because you all have some of the best strippers I have seen, but your AMP network seems sparse.

Horn Dog Too
11-19-13, 10:47
Was in a real funk, the kind that watching big boobs bounce around will help. And I was in the TD's North neighborhood so I figured why not, maybe I'll get lucky. And lucky I was. I rolled in around 6:00 pm and after the 6 bux cover, I'd check, airport wanding, and 4 bux beer at the door, dollar tip to the cashier, I was in the door. On stage was a stunner with big beautiful boobs. The next girl up was a stunner with big beautiful boobs. As I looked around the club the majority of the 10. 15 girls all were lovely with big beautiful boobs. Horn Dog's Heaven. After her one song set, Destiny or Desieree or something came up and Sat. On my lap for a while and explained the dance policy. Locals know it, but travelers. It's 10 bux per song at a side table, no roaming hands I think, 25 bux per song in the VIP, I'm pretty sure YMMV in there depending on the girl, and she then offered 275 for one half hour in the Champagne room where it is extremely private and "you own me." Uhhh for 275 I could get a nice room and a hot escort for a full hour of true fun and games. But for that woman, I'd consider it, if I had 275. I got no lap dances, no VIP, but did have a real nice 45 minutes that lifted the funk. For the Traveling monger, TD's north is exit off I 25 at Jefferson, get on the frontage road east of the freeway (mountain side) and head north less than a mile.

Happy hour is 11. 7, and on Friday they still advertize the steak and lobster for 10.

Lonely808
11-20-13, 02:43
Was in a real funk, the kind that watching big boobs bounce around will help. And I was in the TD's North neighborhood so I figured why not, maybe I'll get lucky. And lucky I was. I rolled in around 6:00 pm and after the 6 bux cover, I'd check, airport wanding, and 4 bux beer at the door, dollar tip to the cashier, I was in the door. On stage was a stunner with big beautiful boobs. The next girl up was a stunner with big beautiful boobs. As I looked around the club the majority of the 10. 15 girls all were lovely with big beautiful boobs. Horn Dog's Heaven. After her one song set, Destiny or Desieree or something came up and Sat. On my lap for a while and explained the dance policy. Locals know it, but travelers. It's 10 bux per song at a side table, no roaming hands I think, 25 bux per song in the VIP, I'm pretty sure YMMV in there depending on the girl, and she then offered 275 for one half hour in the Champagne room where it is extremely private and "you own me." Uhhh for 275 I could get a nice room and a hot escort for a full hour of true fun and games. But for that woman, I'd consider it, if I had 275. I got no lap dances, no VIP, but did have a real nice 45 minutes that lifted the funk. For the Traveling monger, TD's north is exit off I 25 at Jefferson, get on the frontage road east of the freeway (mountain side) and head north less than a mile.

Happy hour is 11. 7, and on Friday they still advertize the steak and lobster for 10.People in the ABQ must take TD's for granted. I never hear that much about these places I live in a state that is know for beautiful girls but our strip club scene sucks. I go to the balloon town there and am blown away by the girls and the attitude I see there. I am saving my pennies for next month when I go there to grab my a table dance or 5.

Tripod8
12-13-13, 13:24
Going to TD'S Gold Club today it should be a good time. I always wanted to go to this event as its for the children anyway.

RedTail
05-22-14, 21:02
I've made a few visits to TDs on Eubank during the past month or so. Visits have been both during the day and at night during the week. Nothing outrageous but have had some good times with girls who are mostly new to me. Looks like fresh talent is not uncommon. And that is a good thing. I've had some offers for OTC fun but for way more than the acceptable going rate. Have fun out there and be safe.

Lonely808
06-01-14, 01:56
Whenever I find myself in ABQ, TD's Eubank is always on my "to do" list. With the hot girls there and the reasonable $10 dances, how can you go wrong. My question is, is it worth taking one of these prettys upstair for a $25 dance? What's the scoops about walking those stairs upstairs. PM me if you feel prefer. Thanks for the info.

Ttime
06-01-14, 16:03
Whenever I find myself in ABQ, TD's Eubank is always on my "to do" list. With the hot girls there and the reasonable $10 dances, how can you go wrong. My question is, is it worth taking one of these prettys upstair for a $25 dance? What's the scoops about walking those stairs upstairs. PM me if you feel prefer. Thanks for the info. I've done it, and it was just more private. The girls act like it's the management keeping them from any "extras" so they act all scared. Not worth it IMO.

HunterGather
07-12-14, 02:21
The girls were awesome. I went on a Tues. Afternoon and they had about 12 working. I spent $80 over the course of a few hours but did get a few private dances. I was given a lot of attention. One of the older girls (2 of the 12 were more of your over-the-hill types) asked me if I could give her a ride home (where she had booze an some ganja.) I passed because I wasn't really looking for extras (which yea you'll be disappointed if that's what you're looking for in 99% of clubs, go to an AMP for that). But if you looking for sexy chicks to give you more of a GFE and rub tits in you face for a dollar this is the place. Oh yea and the $3 bacon cheeseburger was awesome. I'll go back for sure. Guys who say they don't like this place because they can't get extras from the girls: where do they recommend where you can get that? Mexico? No thanks, I'll keep my head (both of them).

Horn Dog Too
07-17-14, 23:09
TD's is a very nice club, upscale but not snooty. Not an "extras" place, But very pleasant for a "vanilla" club. Two stages, one long main stage and a side stage. I like to choose a table right in between the two so if I see a lady I enjoy I can tip her on the main stage and again on the side stage as they rotate one song on each stage when they have enough girls.

Wednesday night they had plenty and most were beautiful. All sizes and shapes, a girl for any man's taste. I would estimate over 20 girls working. The waitresses were even for the most part stunning. I got my I'd scanned, got wanded and paid my 8 bux cover and 6 bux first beer fee to one of the most stunning young women I've ever seen. Blond, Jenny Mc Carthy beautiful, and really nice big boobs. I probably could have spent 20 minutes looking at her fully clothed, but figured if she was outside, great beauty was inside, and I was right.

On the main stage was a lovely brunette with long legs and a stunning body, the+ size boobs. What a smile. Her name is Sahara and I lucked into an evening of excellent proportions with her. After tipping on both stages she came over and sat with me. We had an amazing conversation for over an hour. Sorry to anyone else who wanted time with her. I learned that this TD's is the busiest club in the Southwest during this time of year, hence the large number of ladies from Las Vegas, NV, Phoenix and Tucson AZ working there. Evidently their home clubs business falls off in the summer due to the heat. So while it's warm there the Duke City patrons get to enjoy some beautiful women.

I took Sahara later to the VIP for a couple of sensual dances. Good contact both ways, no extras asked for or offered. VIP is a Jackson and an Abe per song, with the Abe going to the house. The champagne room is $400 per hour, and I don't know if any thing else would be included. Table dances on the main floor are still 10. I watched a few guys around the bar getting those but contact and groping was frowned on.

In conclusion, a nice club for a good evenings entertainment. If you are looking for extras. Look elsewhere.

HunterGather
08-19-14, 18:50
Just wanted to drop a report of a good time there. Cheap drinks and good burgers. Usually where my friends and I roll after a night hanging around uni ave bar scene if no one gets lucky. Seems like some of the girls might provide takeout, but that stripper bs is hard to cut thru. YMMV.

Happy Lappy
06-02-16, 23:16
If anyone knows of the Best Strip Club just for Eye Candy Only please pm me. I'm planning on cruising the body rub and strip clubs this weekend, hopefully can find some good ones. I'm not really looking for extras just eye mainly.

RedTail
09-02-16, 14:22
I really don't like the recent use of pasties, or other nipple coverings, the dancers are wearing in Albuquerque. First encountered these earlier this year at both TDs North and TDs Eubank. I don't often frequent the other clubs in town.

I thought the issue was resolved and over after a recent trip to TDs North a month ago but I went over to TDs Eubank this week and the dancers are still wearing nipple coverings. It looks crappy and one girl complained about them as well. I will do my best to avoid our local strip clubs because of this. So heads up if you are planning on going to the clubs. You probably won't see much for nipples.

TooRoam
12-30-16, 18:28
I really don't like the recent use of pasties, or other nipple coverings, the dancers are wearing in Albuquerque. First encountered these earlier this year at both TDs North and TDs Eubank. I don't often frequent the other clubs in town.

I thought the issue was resolved and over after a recent trip to TDs North a month ago but I went over to TDs Eubank this week and the dancers are still wearing nipple coverings. It looks crappy and one girl complained about them as well. I will do my best to avoid our local strip clubs because of this. So heads up if you are planning on going to the clubs. You probably won't see much for nipples.Yes pasties are a bummer, unfortunately it seems that a lot of clubs are going to that.

StevePs2
02-08-17, 12:27
Did the $275/ half hour private room at TD's North. Touching and fondling everywhere with dancer wearing only a g-string. Fingered the dancer to orgasm. She would only jack me over pants.

Expresso Jim
02-12-17, 12:02
For $275 for 30 minutes?


Did the $275/ half hour private room at TD's North. Touching and fondling everywhere with dancer wearing only a g-string. Fingered the dancer to orgasm. She would only jack me over pants..

Wyghost
02-19-17, 10:29
Did the $275/ half hour private room at TD's North. Touching and fondling everywhere with dancer wearing only a g-string. Fingered the dancer to orgasm. She would only jack me over pants.We would be interested in knowing which of the two. Hopefully not both.

Yonkers8
04-23-17, 06:23
Anyone know if a dancer named Xena is still at TD's north. About 5'5 5'6 nice big breasts, sometimes wears glasses black hair.

GSanchez
11-12-18, 00:35
Anyone know that one dancer named Moxy or something?

She's like 5'1 and quite petite with a super nice ass. Kind of short hair, sometimes wears a beanie?

She great when you can get her to the VIP.

SumGai
07-02-19, 21:39
Just curious. It took me "3". Has anyone gotten FS or at least BBBJ from this sexy huge-breasted chick in fewer VIP sessions? It was back when the front VIP section was more closed off, but got head from her again last week. She said because it was slow (Day-shift, long brown hair. Not fat, but thick with great tits. Wants $50 tip on the 3-4 songs til I bust, but won't take it CIM. Tempted to do a champagne room with her, but only if she'll do FS then CIMS. ***** can always say yes then flinch, so looking for a confirmation.

Used to hit Ginger in VIP for FS and BBBJ, but Cas is giving me a great counter-offer.

Valmont31
11-14-19, 14:36
This is a strange crappy little strip club. I've been to many dive strip clubs and at most of them the girls KNOW that they are working at a low rent strip club. But these ladies act like they are working at Scores. There was only one girl there that was quality at all and she was clearly only there for her one regular. The rest were absolutely fugly. There was one that kinda looked like a fat lyndsy Lohan with prison tattoos. If she lost weight she would be hot.

The VIP is not very. VIP and not private.

Overall not a place to repeat.

Bulger
01-29-20, 00:53
Does the Big Eye or Adult Books do a peep show anymore? They used to be good for a BJ years ago. I went to big eye Friday and the guy at the counter said he was trying to hire a dancer. Just wondering if anyone knows of a peep show around anymore.

PopeyeLover
04-29-21, 19:41
Trip planning and always spend way to much money here (miss my Cleopatra). Any idea if place is opened? No one picks up the phone. Thanks in advance.

Jshere
05-14-21, 13:17
Trip planning and always spend way to much money here (miss my Cleopatra). Any idea if place is opened? No one picks up the phone. Thanks in advance.No, they are not open. TD's west is in the process of clearing out and has sold their liquor license. I have heard that Knockout's downtown is back open. Not sure about TD's North closing permanently or just not open yet.

Stoner
05-16-21, 17:27
No, they are not open. TD's west is in the process of clearing out and has sold their liquor license. I have heard that Knockout's downtown is back open. Not sure about TD's North closing permanently or just not open yet.Both TD North and Knockouts are open.

Checked the scene last night. Very packed and lots of pent up energy flowing. Including not a few street fights. LOL. More women patrons than men at Knockouts at one point in the eve. It was the women having all of the street fights outside! #2021.

My reviews and intel to come in the future.

Be safe, gents.

Stoner
05-18-21, 03:19
So they are back open. Fantasy on Friday. Td North is a good spot right now. Not over packed, and if you work it, miracles wil happen. Just not inside.

Exited w couple quality takeout options.

Stage is set, gents, for an interesting summer. My only concern...stimulus check mofos throwing good bait away like candy. Skews the economy. Lol! Leads to inflation!

But i digress.

Fyi..the other TDs is indeed closed and will remain so.

SumGai
05-23-21, 13:46
Great to hear it has reopened! Hoping to get in there later this week or soon after.

Anyone able to recall some of the dancer names seem since opening? Is it familiar faces that have returned, or mostly newcomers? Have they changed the layout of either VIP or the champagne rooms?

Much appreciated!

SumGai
10-07-21, 11:16
Have hit North a few times the past couple months, they closed off the 3 best VIP seats to make them champagne rooms, ha, but have had great visits to be the old Car's with Anastasia, Genevieve, and Sheyla. Also fun are Arianna and Ariela, but have just done VIP with them. Also Natasha.

Saw a real smoke show hit the stage as I was leaving named Rayna (I think), anyone have any Intel on her? Also, is daytime at Knockouts worth visiting? I had a fav there years ago that took very good care of me, but the past few years I've had no good experiences at all. Will exchange details via pm be for other good Intel.

Shifty Pete
07-25-22, 07:46
Does the Big Eye or Adult Books do a peep show anymore? They used to be good for a BJ years ago. I went to big eye Friday and the guy at the counter said he was trying to hire a dancer. Just wondering if anyone knows of a peep show around anymore.I will have to go and check I really liked the peep show at adults on the Rio grande.

Acura8888
08-16-23, 10:04
I am visiting from Seattle soon. What is the best club in town?

SumGai
08-17-23, 14:48
I am visiting from Seattle soon. What is the best club in town?FantasyWorld is all-nude, 18 yrs and up club but no alcohol. Hear some good things, like hot young girls are always a good thing, but dances are pricey and extras infrequent.

Knockouts and TD's North / Showclub are topless. Of the 2, TDs is the better choice, but even so, it can be hit or miss on dancer quality. The owners have clubs in phoenix and Tucson, where the talent is higher. TD's has private champagne rooms for $275/30 minutes, where you and the girl make the rules. It's a bit of a rough town, but both clubs are in pretty safe locations. Enjoy.

Valmont31
10-10-23, 08:49
I am visiting from Seattle soon. What is the best club in town?You are going to be completely disappointed. It's NOTHING like seattle. There is no regular FS clubs here. Girls will promise the world in thr $300 champagne room and not deliver. I'd just stick to the massage parlors in ABQ which there are thousands and all most all are FS.