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Paul Hamnet
09-01-10, 18:49
I'm making a return trip on labor day. What's a good club with some reasonably priced lap dances? I went to one a couple of years ago (not on Duval) but the name escapes me.

Many thanks in advance for info.

Louielouie
09-02-10, 16:28
I'm making a return trip on labor day. What's a good club with some reasonably priced lap dances? I went to one a couple of years ago (not on Duval) but the name escapes me.

Many thanks in advance for info.Read the general info section, plenty of good info there.

Rentagirl
09-21-10, 12:22
I visited The Red Garter on Duvual St last year, got a couple nice dances from a cute little spinner named Sasha, and was approached by a dancer named CJ, that made it very clear that some options that rhyme with cj were available.

Bit Banger
02-27-11, 10:52
I just got back from a weekend in Key West. I visited Teasers and Bare Assets. Both locations are all nude.

Thu evening I visited Teasers on Duvall. Good lighting & sound system, lots of pretty gals, reasonable drinks & lap dances. I was surprised when several gals took my hand and ran it across tyheir nipples on stage. Enthusiastic lap dance from Harmony. I also saw perhaps the most bored & boring dancer in 40yrs. When they start doing two dancers, pick one end of the stage (2nd song end) and stay there. If your in the middle you'll quickly double your expenses.

Fri evening I visited Bare Assets on Truman. Typical club lighting & sound system, average gals, seemed to have more "local" crowd. Some aggressive dancers wanting lap dances. One sat on my lap, reached in and tweeked my nipples. OK if I'm sitting back on a bench or at a table, but not when I'm sitting at the stage and trying to watch the current dancer. I left shortly after that. Later in the evening I went back to Teasers for a night cap.

I did go to the roof top Garden of Eden both evenings. On Thursday, there was a small small crowd and the only nude dancer was a 60yo guy. On Friday the crowd was SRO, so I walked away.

I looked at Adult Entertainment Club on Duval, but my spider senses tingled. Previous reports concurred. So I avoided them.

Mr Clubberman
03-11-11, 11:09
OK, I went to "Living Dolls" on Wednesday. 3/9. Now they are open at 1PM except Monday at 4PM. There was one girl in the place at about 5:30PM. She was about 35'ish, short blond hair, a very little bit "Chunky", but still not bad. Just not my type. Quoted $100 for the room and the same for the dancers "tip". Said we could both get naked, but no talk about what might ensue. She stated more dancer after about 10PM. Might be worth the investment with a woman that was my type.

Nino Gaggi
03-30-11, 01:15
Went to Key West for a bachelor party in March of 2010 and hit up Bare Assets on Friday and Saturday nights as it was really close to our hotel. I hit it off with this tall blonde with a huge thick ass, small tits, and an ok face. She introduced herself by saying: "I'm the sluttiest girl here." I think her name was Christy, but I could be wrong. She said she used to worked at Gold Rush in Miami.

Anyway, I got several lap dances from her over the course of the weekend and on the last dance before closing on Saturday she told me she wanted "it in the ass." However since I was there with my buddies and was not the actual bachelor I told her I wish I could but wouldn't be able to that night, but perhaps if she was ever in the Miami area we could hook up. She gave me her number and said she goes up to Miami about once every two weeks. I then lost my phone three days later and the memory of her phat ass still haunts me to this day.

I've got a couple of work trips that will take me down to Key West in June or July and wanted to know if anyone knows about this girl and if she still working there because I'd love nothing more than to.

Mr Clubberman
03-30-11, 21:24
I was in the club last Friday, and a dancer much like you descibe was theer. Even the name seems correct. However, I don't think she was blond, but that means little.


Went to Key West for a bachelor party in March of 2010 and hit up Bare Assets on Friday and Saturday nights as it was really close to our hotel. I hit it off with this tall blonde with a huge thick ass, small tits, and an ok face. She introduced herself by saying: "I'm the sluttiest girl here." I think her name was Christy, but I could be wrong. She said she used to worked at Gold Rush in Miami.

Anyway, I got several lap dances from her over the course of the weekend and on the last dance before closing on Saturday she told me she wanted "it in the ass." However since I was there with my buddies and was not the actual bachelor I told her I wish I could but wouldn't be able to that night, but perhaps if she was ever in the Miami area we could hook up. She gave me her number and said she goes up to Miami about once every two weeks. I then lost my phone three days later and the memory of her phat ass still haunts me to this day.

I've got a couple of work trips that will take me down to Key West in June or July and wanted to know if anyone knows about this girl and if she still working there because I'd love nothing more than to.

SpecialOne8
04-08-11, 01:15
Went to Key West for a bachelor party in March of 2010 and hit up Bare Assets on Friday and Saturday nights as it was really close to our hotel. I hit it off with this tall blonde with a huge thick ass, small tits, and an ok face. She introduced herself by saying: "I'm the sluttiest girl here." I think her name was Christy, but I could be wrong. She said she used to worked at Gold Rush in Miami.

Anyway, I got several lap dances from her over the course of the weekend and on the last dance before closing on Saturday she told me she wanted "it in the ass." However since I was there with my buddies and was not the actual bachelor I told her I wish I could but wouldn't be able to that night, but perhaps if she was ever in the Miami area we could hook up. She gave me her number and said she goes up to Miami about once every two weeks. I then lost my phone three days later and the memory of her phat ass still haunts me to this day.

I've got a couple of work trips that will take me down to Key West in June or July and wanted to know if anyone knows about this girl and if she still working there because I'd love nothing more than to. Damn man! Jump on the 133-mile run, get back to Key West and grab this sweet piece of ass! For what it would cost to "pay" for a girl of such quality, this tramp is willing to not only give it to you for free, but maybe even on every other week when she's back in Mijami! I wouldn't pass this up if I were you!

Cartog
12-20-11, 01:38
I was in Key West for 4 nights in early Dec 2011. I stopped in Red Garters on Duval Street a couple of times early and sat at the bar. The place is small and the dancers were friendly but just average looks. I did enjoy chatting a bit with one lady from Ukraine, but she had a bit of a belly that was a turnoff for me. The private dances were $20 for a song, but I never got any. Also, one night it took a long time to get service from the bartender. So poor service and average dancers did not keep me in the place very long.

I also stopped in Bare Assets on Truman Ave a couple of nights and enjoyed myself. The service from the nice looking Ukrainian waitress was good and most of the dancers were fairly young and hot. They seemed to have a nice variety of whites, blacks, eastern europeans, and latina dancers and most of them were dancing nude by the end of their set. I did get a really nice grinding hot private dance from Alana who seems to be a bit wild. The private dance price here is also $20 per song.

So for those visiting Key West, I'd recommend Bare Assets. Enjoy Key West!

Kingforanight
01-23-12, 13:53
Went to Teasers with my GF in mid December. It was on a weekday so there were only five girls working at night. One was really attractive but wasn't into girls and gave a boring dance to the GF. She was honest enough though to recommend her friend who was coming in later. We decided to hang around and wait but wandered next door to Red Garter but left because it didn't really have a club feel since it's connected to the bar next door. We went back to Teasers and the friend was there and she was definitely into girls so we decided to go in the back for lap dances. The club policy is that everyone who goes back must have a girl so I had to get a dance as well to watch the GF get a dance but the new girl knew another dancer who was into girls and brought her over. Both girls ended up doubling up on the GF while I watched. My GF isn't shy so she pulled her dress off over her head as soon as she walked into the VIP and she was well taken care of. It was a lot of fun and we want to go back. If you are going as a single guy I would say it didn't seem like extras were available but the dancers were friendly and not pushy.

Roush 427
01-28-12, 14:50
Went to Teasers with my GF in mid December. It was on a weekday so there were only five girls working at night. One was really attractive but wasn't into girls and gave a boring dance to the GF. She was honest enough though to recommend her friend who was coming in later. We decided to hang around and wait but wandered next door to Red Garter but left because it didn't really have a club feel since it's connected to the bar next door. We went back to Teasers and the friend was there and she was definitely into girls so we decided to go in the back for lap dances. The club policy is that everyone who goes back must have a girl so I had to get a dance as well to watch the GF get a dance but the new girl knew another dancer who was into girls and brought her over. Both girls ended up doubling up on the GF while I watched. My GF isn't shy so she pulled her dress off over her head as soon as she walked into the VIP and she was well taken care of. It was a lot of fun and we want to go back. If you are going as a single guy I would say it didn't seem like extras were available but the dancers were friendly and not pushy.Good, thanks for the post I'm heading down there after the race, have fun Roush

Paul Hamnet
09-25-12, 21:47
Stopped in and found a much slimmer selection of dancers than I'm used to. No hot russians who went the extra mile like my last experiences. A burnette brit with bolt ons complained throughout a lame lap dance that men don't spend enough money here. There was a busty latina at the bar but she was with a regular. Chalk it up to a Tuesday evening I guess.

Ballsy76
06-18-13, 17:27
Typically I wouldn't suggest any clubs in KW since they're mostly show and no play, but I happened to have an excellent time recently that changed my opinion slightly. Lots of Eastern European girls, mostly good looking, occasional hot ones, limited girls with fake tits (what I like). The girls seem a bit bolder getting to work rubbing your cock with their legs until you're hard. I was three songs in and I had a hand up the leg of my shorts slowly stroking with her bare pussy in my face.

I suggest paying the per song route to see what they will do to get you to stick around. Don't dive into the upstairs private dance unless you're getting good mileage from the girl you like. As I've found in the past, most still have a take-out menu that is rather pricey.

ILMboater
01-21-14, 11:37
I have been to Key West a few times but only really enjoyed the strip clubs at night (when it's the most fun) last year when I went with a friend. We went to Teasers 2 nights in a row (Thursday & Friday) and I must say WOW the girls in there were unreal. We gave them nicknames depending on where we thought they were from. My favorite both nights was this girl I thought to be from Italy or Spain because of her accent and what she said, but she was close to a 10, perfect body, really nice, great sensual dance and would let you grab all over it. I did a lot of dances for $20 each both nights and sometimes would get another dance will back there if it was good enough and things were getting good. I would say for $20 you get about 5 minutes of time in the back room on the huge couch with everyone around you so you can see other girls also. The few I had for a private dance were encouraging me to feel them up and they would grind on you pretty hard so it was well worth $20 (I've had a lot worse before in other clubs where they barely get naked and hardly even get on you). I never did this but wish I would have with the girl from Italy, for $100 you can go in a private room with just you 2 and according to her she said A LOT can happen in there but of course couldn't go into details so it's hard so say what could go down (risk you take but after 5 dances with random girls you are already at $100 so may be worth it). We left Teasers and went over to Red Garter for a few minutes but honestly I didn't like that place it felt weird and I just had a bad vibe with that crowd so we went back to Teasers and stayed until about 3 am (wow what a night). They give you a stamp on your hand so you can get back in Teasers if you want to leave and come back, maybe go to the ATM ha-ha or get something to eat. I really liked the atmosphere in Teasers and I thought the music was great, plus the girls were HOT and totally nude (even on stage). I plan on going back this year for a long weekend (which is about all you need in Key West) so I will definitely be going back to Teasers and hope I see the girl from Italy (but I'm sure she is long gone).

We stayed in the southern part of Duvall St. A block away from this little brothel because the girls would sit on the porch all nasty looking with their dirty feet kicked up asking guys walking by if they wanted to come in and have fun. That kind of fun is not what I was looking for and plus paying couple of hundred dollars I'm sure for those girls no thanks, I will save my money for some real talent at Teasers. I would like to check out Bare Assets next time because it sounds pretty good.

Louielouie
01-25-14, 12:07
We stayed in the southern part of Duvall St. A block away from this little brothel because the girls would sit on the porch all nasty looking with their dirty feet kicked up asking guys walking by if they wanted to come in and have fun. That kind of fun is not what I was looking for and plus paying couple of hundred dollars I'm sure for those girls no thanks, I will save my money for some real talent at Teasers. I would like to check out Bare Assets next time because it sounds pretty good.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the report. You were lucky that those girls were not your type cause it is the biggest rippoff ever. Do a little reading and you will find horror stories.

Solltwodude
01-27-14, 16:16
Spent some time in bare assets early Saturday evening. 2 for 1 happy hour. All the ladies were good looking and friendly. Had a few lap dances and two of them had their hands up the leg of my shorts all the time. Didn't look for completion as that would have been pretty messy! Good mix of white, latino and european ladies. Did not ask about tske out as I already had plans. A hundred bucks or so and lots of eye candy with fun for a couple hours. Overall, good time.

RooBear
07-10-14, 16:57
Any recent reports from the clubs down in Key West or the Keys in general. My girl and I are going to be heading down for our 3 year anniversary and what better time to have fun at an sc hunting for a "third wheel" to celebrate. Let fellow monger know!

Peace Out, Happy Hunting.

NotCurved
05-15-15, 10:44
Spent some time in bare assets early Saturday evening. 2 for 1 happy hour. All the ladies were good looking and friendly. Had a few lap dances and two of them had their hands up the leg of my shorts all the time. Didn't look for completion as that would have been pretty messy! Good mix of white, latino and european ladies. Did not ask about tske out as I already had plans. A hundred bucks or so and lots of eye candy with fun for a couple hours. Overall, good time.I love the 2 4 1 at Bare Assets. I've got a left over token for next time I am in town.

KittenWiggles
05-26-15, 20:55
Had some time in KW. I love this town. If I had crazy $ I would live here part time. Hit Bare Assets. First. So.

E real cute chicks. Had some real good full contact dances. A couple gals grabbed the junk and played a bit. Hit teasers and not that much going there. 8 or 9 gals. Next was the place my dirt Harry's. Been ther 20 times but name can't remember. A lot of gals. Got some nice dances. I don't go for extras at clubs. I am sure with the right gal. Extras are available. At all. Clubs.

KittenWiggles
11-19-15, 16:41
Key West has some good options for clubs to hang out in. Bare assets seems to be the best the last couple of years. It does have a small cover. The girls are usually mixed and from different countries. Extras were offered or implied for champagne room. Price of Charmaine room was different depending on girl. I did not indulge this time but maybe next month.

KittenWiggles
12-01-15, 20:10
Is there any mangers that visit KW. ? I have visited over a dozen times with girlfriends and without. If anybody has any info to share you can respond here of pm me. I am always looking for info clubs escort or other.

KittenWiggles
12-09-15, 09:22
Is there any mangers that visit KW. ? I have visited over a dozen times with girlfriends and without. If anybody has any info to share you can respond here of pm me. I am always looking for info clubs escort or other.I don't know if it was all the drinks but when I was in KW last time a couple weeks ago I recognized two dancers. Two girls from two different clubs in KW. Yes they were movie stars in a way. I know Miami has a lot of porn shot there. I also know that a lot of girls come to KW from Miami to dance now and then. It a small world here in FL.

Cristobal69
02-02-16, 13:18
Fellas. I jumped over to the KW board for advice. I'm having my bach party in KW in early March and was hoping to get some intel from the pros! Doesn't appear to be much activity on BP, only a few to choose from. What is my best shot at having a few gals over at our rental house (2 blocks from duval. Old town) for a little fun? Would I have any luck going to a strip club and asking the girls to come to our place? Are there any other escort / stripper companies that I should look into? Again, thanks for any input! Also, feel free to PM me if intel is confidential and I'll keep it as such. Cheers! Can't wait to visit KW!!

FrankSzoll
08-06-16, 20:23
To speak about anything with any meaning it's important to know your numbers. For example, unless your party consists of male supermodels what you are attempting would be Not possible with a budget of $0, but with a budget of $15 k it becomes extremely possible. So where are you at? How much is the house costing you, what level of girl quality do you want 1- 10, how long do you want them at the house and what type of partying are you looking to encourage? You will be there during the Prime spring break time which USED TO be a really big deal in kw with multiple set t-shirt contests and loose, hot girls looking to party- Unfortunately, not so much anymore after the hurricanes leveled all the affordable lodging and Catherine Bosley leveled the infamous Rumrunners kw. Fellas. I jumped over to the KW board for advice. I'm having my bach party in KW in early March and was hoping to get some intel from the pros! Doesn't appear to be much activity on BP, only a few to choose from. What is my best shot at having a few gals over at.

BleedTheFreak
12-09-16, 23:25
There are three main strip clubs in kw. If you know what your doing and feel girls out a bit you can save $ and get what you want. I a seasoned in the kw strip scene. I had a great session at my favorite place a little off the beaten path. I also got taken a bit on duval. Don't fall into the tourist traps. Let the girls work for their $. Stay away from the European chics.

WestwoodToledo
01-29-17, 10:35
There are three main strip clubs in kw. If you know what your doing and feel girls out a bit you can save $ and get what you want. I a seasoned in the kw strip scene. I had a great session at my favorite place a little off the beaten path. I also got taken a bit on duval. Don't fall into the tourist traps. Let the girls work for their $. Stay away from the European chics.I disagree with the staying away from the Foreign CHicks. I have had the best time with them at bare assets and even Ricks!

BajaFresh
01-30-17, 08:10
There are three main strip clubs in kw. If you know what your doing and feel girls out a bit you can save $ and get what you want. I a seasoned in the kw strip scene. I had a great session at my favorite place a little off the beaten path. I also got taken a bit on duval. Don't fall into the tourist traps. Let the girls work for their $. Stay away from the European chics.Is that the club a few blocks off Duval?

BleedTheFreak
03-23-17, 07:35
Is that the club a few blocks off Duval?You are correct off Duvall. Sorry for the long delay. It's a bit less touristy.

TNGentleman2
06-01-17, 10:41
Hi Guys, I was down in KW for the holiday weekend and decided to check out a couple of the local strip bars. First I went to Teasers. Overall, the club was nice. The talent level was from a 4-8 in the looks department. I had a few drinks and talked to several dancers. Met one who seemed pretty fun and open to things. Made it sound like some extras would be available in the back. Get back there and just a standard lap dance. Can't do anything more as there are cameras everywhere.

Decided to head up the street to Rick's. Nice club with a bigger selection of girls. Had a few drinks and dances there. I know from past experiences that nothing extra is available in the club. Had a couple offer take out, but I couldn't partake in that since I had a "roommate".

All in all, not really worth it. I would save the $ and go to Miami or Pompano instead. Much better looking dancers and much better options available.

PokeHerFaceJon
06-13-17, 09:07
Total rip off. I got had. This past Friday around 12:30 went there and there was a cute blond sitting on the front porch of the place and she walked me in the front door to the "admissions" area. Asked me if I had been there before and I of course said yes, many years ago. Quoted me 3 Franklins for admission and I countered that's too stiff. She counters back with "my boss is downtown drinking so I'll do it for 2" I ask is that for full service, everything included, and she says "yes" So I look her over and decide that she'll do just fine for me at 2 Franklins and give her the $$. She puts the cash in an envelope and sticks it in a drop safe and takes me inside to a wash room to clean up first.

She comes back to get me and takes me to the room where we were going to have fun and tells me to get naked. Well guess what, not even close. When she comes back to the room and starts to strip she says "it's 800 for a half and 1,600 for a full hour" I'm like WHAT! Are you kidding me? On the porch you told me it was 200 for FS. She says, Oh no, that's just to "rent the room" So I'm like ready to get the f out of there and cut my losses and she offers a semi contact session for 2 more Franklins and like a dumb ass I go for it thinking maybe I can at least get a BJ. I pull 200 out of their ATM and this is the kicker, I found out later ist charged me 50.00 for using the ATM. F-ME. All I get from this HO is her allowing me to suck her tits while I jack myself off.

To any and all who go to Key West, I highly recommend that you avoid this place like the plague! This is the worst rip off in Key West!

https://www.tuscl.net/?page=club&id=3739

PHFJ Out!

FrankSzoll
07-03-17, 13:24
I can't believe anybody especially experience people are still falling for this because now we've had the chance to you know have reports about it but yes no question about it this is a straight-up evil place they try all those tricks basically stealing money it even happened to me but that was many many years ago. Can't understand how this is still going on.

Really there's just one way to deal with it number one either just tell everybody when you're down there and then the other idea I have is because they are so aggressive from that porch that just literally walk by without slowing your step hand them your number maybe open your wallet and show them it's full of hundreds and then tell them they can call you and comfort the hotel where you do it on YOUR terms.

FrankSzoll
07-03-17, 13:34
Stop by the porch and tell them you will advertise for them and they need to give you $50 right now to do it and if they don't which they're dumb so they probably won't then you could come back later at night you know as the bars are closing and then when they have a crowd of boys trying to wait to get in that porch so they can put their scheme on them you can run up there and quickly tell all the people to get the f* out because they're lying stop you $50 right now to do it and if they don't which they're dumb so they probably won't then you could come back later at night you know as the bars are closing and then when they have a crowd of boys trying to wait to get in that porch so they can put their scheme on them you can run up there about to lie and get their money stoled and then you can tell them that you decided to advertise for free and that's the free advertising and then get out because of course they will call the police.

Burner99
07-20-17, 19:48
Stop by the porch and tell them you will advertise for them and they need to give you $50 right now to do it and if they don't which they're dumb so they probably won't then you could come back later at night you know as the bars are closing and then when they have a crowd of boys trying to wait to get in that porch so they can put their scheme on them you can run up there and quickly tell all the people to get the f* out because they're lying stop you $50 right now to do it and if they don't which they're dumb so they probably won't then you could come back later at night you know as the bars are closing and then when they have a crowd of boys trying to wait to get in that porch so they can put their scheme on them you can run up there about to lie and get their money stoled and then you can tell them that you decided to advertise for free and that's the free advertising and then get out because of course they will call the police.I walked by this place and the girl was being loud on the porch so everyone could hear. She stated "your fuckin married and you want sex for two hundred dollars, I should tell your wife ". I was like WTF. The guy and his buddy just got taken. A modern day roll.

FrankSzoll
07-21-17, 11:27
Yep, that's how it goes- poor guys. Shear misery.

The girls there are miserable like that and hateful.

DeepDown
07-28-17, 12:17
Stopped in last night to blow off a little steam. Had a great time with a couple of the girls who were seeming eager to please. Started off being greeted with a Columbian girl who spoke no English but started rubbing Jr right off the bat. Didn't do a dance with her because I wanted to see a few stage shows first. Next a pretty brunet danced who let me suck her nips and tuck my tip down her g string. Game on. Had a few very nice high mileage dances. Tried for otc but was unsuccessful maybe another time. Enjoyed another dance with another brunette but had a few to many touching rules for me wanted to up sell to the champagne room. There was another blond that seemed like fun by the way she kept wrapping the strings to her bikini around the back of my neck and forcing me to suck her ample tits. Ran out of time so private dance with her will need to wait till next time. Over all very enjoyable visit can't wait for next time.

TheSneak
01-17-18, 21:23
Without doing research or exercising any leverage, I took a woman upstairs at Red Garter recently. Big waste of money.

There was this one woman, forget her name, who was the hottest dancer by fair. She had huge fake tits, a nice face, was in decent shape, didn't look to be past her prime (a rare combo at this place). I was determined to get some private time with her. I saw her walking around and tapped her on the back asking if she would do a dance. After one of the $20 dances, I said "I want to do more" so she suggested VIP upstairs. I was hopeful that at $275, VIP would mean more action, but I made a rookie move and didn't get any guarantees. I couldn't even touch the pussy. My dick wasn't coming out.

VIP is a waste of money at Red Garter. P.S., the hot dark-haired woman with the big fakes is from Argentina.

DeSmith1972
01-18-18, 01:42
Without doing research or exercising any leverage, I took a woman upstairs at Red Garter recently. Big waste of money.

There was this one woman, forget her name, who was the hottest dancer by fair. She had huge fake tits, a nice face, was in decent shape, didn't look to be past her prime (a rare combo at this place). I was determined to get some private time with her. I saw her walking around and tapped her on the back asking if she would do a dance. After one of the $20 dances, I said "I want to do more" so she suggested VIP upstairs. I was hopeful that at $275, VIP would mean more action, but I made a rookie move and didn't get any guarantees. I couldn't even touch the pussy. My dick wasn't coming out.

VIP is a waste of money at Red Garter. P.S., the hot dark-haired woman with the big fakes is from Argentina.Thanks for the report, I'm planning a trip to Key West soon. Any place you liked more than Red Garter? I've only got a couple of nights, and would love some suggestions.

Thanks.

Scipiospinks
06-09-18, 16:29
Have been hitting Bare Assets a bit. Wide range of girls on a Weekend. Some Europeans and Central Americans. $20 laps are nude and generally good. I've gotten 1 set of digits but didn't connect. $15 cover which I think is excessive for this joint.

FrankSzoll
06-26-18, 06:53
Fellas she is still in kW, but not to be found in Teaser's, red garter, or cowboys. She COULD be at Bare Assets. Please report back to confirm if anybody spots her at Bare Assets. She is 18-19 yo mixed black girl. Petite 5'9" with slim but with very toned body (ex weightlifter in h. S.). A-B size titties, perfect hard body ass. Sassy attitude no doubt. Also this past yr had some legal run ins in Monroe county bu.

Source
08-29-18, 01:29
Without doing research or exercising any leverage, I took a woman upstairs at Red Garter recently. Big waste of money.

There was this one woman, forget her name, who was the hottest dancer by fair. She had huge fake tits, a nice face, was in decent shape, didn't look to be past her prime (a rare combo at this place). I was determined to get some private time with her. I saw her walking around and tapped her on the back asking if she would do a dance. After one of the $20 dances, I said "I want to do more" so she suggested VIP upstairs. I was hopeful that at $275, VIP would mean more action, but I made a rookie move and didn't get any guarantees. I couldn't even touch the pussy. My dick wasn't coming out.

VIP is a waste of money at Red Garter. P.S., the hot dark-haired woman with the big fakes is from Argentina.I've been in the back room at Red Garter with a dancer let's just say she wasn't a rookie there, but I don't want to go any further on identifying her. When I asked about the VIP room, she said straightforwardly 'you won't get anything more there than you get in here'. I gave her an extra tip for her honesty, thinking I could share a bit of what she saved me from.

BleedTheFreak
11-19-18, 17:54
Bare assets had a ton of girls in the club Saturday night. A ton of talent. Met a couple good ones that were not hustlers. Got some good affection in the back room. Red garter is as usual. Many girls and good for a short stop. Teasers going downhill. Maybe had 6 dancers. It was way slow.

PhoneyFlounder
02-10-19, 17:37
First I popped into the Red Garter at around eight on a Wed night. No cover. Belly up to the bar and then headed up to sniffers row. Nice girls. All attractive, although none were of the crazy hot variety. Mix of countries of origin. I got three dances from as many girls, two from Argentina and one Eastern European. All hands on but none went beyond a good friction dance with touching and some nip sucking. $20 each. Felt like good values all around. Very laid back and easygoing time.

Headed to Bare Assets later that night. It wasn't all that busy, but the talent was pretty top notch. Much less easygoing time. No sitting anywhere, even stage side without having a conversation with a dancer. This is a mixed bag for me as I feel like too chummy of a relationship makes for a chatty dance (which I don't really enjoy) but I found the three ladies who occupied my time to be good, charming, companions. I took a German, a Brit, and an Australian (the aforementioned three) back for dances (three or four each). The German was legitimately the best dance I've ever had without extras being brought to the party, and the Australian and English lass are two of the best looking human people I've ever seen naked in real life. I wasn't looking for extras, but am inclined to guess that any of the three of them would have been far too attractive to have to offer any to make a living.

The next night I ended up in Miami at Tootsie's. There were extras there for $200 plus room charge in VIP. Nobody was nearly as attractive as what Key West had to offer, but they were certainly hot, even if the Cuban girls were pretty damn pushy. If you've never been, Tootsies is a monolithic of a club. I counted nearly fifty dancers when they did a lineup for the night shit. The place also has reasonable drinks, good food, cigars, and a bank. It's the kind of place where you can spend $100 or $1000, and have a damn good time either way. It's like an adult Disneyland.

Joe Pimp
02-22-19, 10:04
Went to VIP. Its a little house. I came in and they (4) did a line up even the front door girl gets up for the line up after she rang a little buzzer. She said 300 for 30 minutes anything mutual masturbation and buck naked in a private bed. However the girls didn't do it for me. They quickly dropped the rates to $200. Still nah.

Went to teasers $5 entry. Exactly that (teasers). No extras. Cameras over the VIP room. Got a few dances sucked some nips and grabbed alot of ass. $6 beers. $2 watered down shots. I did see soemone I knew so ill be getting all that as a home delivery to keep my mouth shut. I did see a gorgeous blonde brit first day on job. Soooo hot. Got a dance but no FIV. Did suck her nips $20. Regular dances are in a lit big room with other guys there right next to you. I'll stick to miami.

Joe Pimp
06-13-19, 18:13
Any reports on this club. I have a friend who is working there now bit not wanting to make that long drive for nothing. Extras available? Cameras in the back? How much are entry or dance fees? ⁸.

Louielouie
06-19-19, 22:04
Any reports on this club. I have a friend who is working there now bit not wanting to make that long drive for nothing. Extras available? Cameras in the back? How much are entry or dance fees? ⁸.I haven't been there in a couple of years but its not worth the drive. No back room.

I'll ask my buddy who hangs out there if anything has changed.

CaptainDL
09-07-19, 13:52
I will be visiting Key West for four days for Fantasy Fest this October and during those days I am wanting to visit a local strip club and get some extras at least one of the nights, what is the best club in your guys opinion in key west for this? In both performance, skill, looks and pricing?

Louielouie
09-13-19, 18:07
I will be visiting Key West for four days for Fantasy Fest this October and during those days I am wanting to visit a local strip club and get some extras at least one of the nights, what is the best club in your guys opinion in key west for this? In both performance, skill, looks and pricing?Good luck with that plan. You will have better luck on the street with civilians. And don't get sucked into the place with girls on the porch. Total ripoff.

DasTurkey
09-25-19, 00:06
I was in key west mid August and made it to Bare Assets. There's definitely a share of not so attractive dancers there, but there are a few gems. I went midweek and it was pretty quiet, so I got a lot of attention. Overall, the girls weren't too pushy for my business. I found a dancer I really liked and put most of my tipping money into her. They have a room called Sapphire, or something along those lines, where you pay $ and you get three songs worth of dance fully nude. They also have a two drink policy and a. 1 cover, but I think the quality is worth it.

Dil0213
11-18-19, 09:07
So was walking around alone looking for something and stumbled upon this place a little drunk. Said fuck it why not thought it was just a strip club. Walk in and 300 right off the rip. I was drunk so I didn't care. Then went to the back kinda weird the woman kept leaving and coming back. Asked for 500 and said fuck it again. Before you know it she brought her friend in and I said ok here is another 500. So after about 1500 dollars it was fun. Not worth it for the money but damn I said I was into dom and I had about 5 girls watching me whipping me and slapping my cock and it was fun LOL. If you are young and have money you can do almost anything you want. But it's kinda a scam. Hot girls tho.

Burner99
11-26-19, 11:26
So was walking around alone looking for something and stumbled upon this place a little drunk. Said fuck it why not thought it was just a strip club. Walk in and 300 right off the rip. I was drunk so I didn't care. Then went to the back kinda weird the woman kept leaving and coming back. Asked for 500 and said fuck it again. Before you know it she brought her friend in and I said ok here is another 500. So after about 1500 dollars it was fun. Not worth it for the money but damn I said I was into dom and I had about 5 girls watching me whipping me and slapping my cock and it was fun LOL. If you are young and have money you can do almost anything you want. But it's kinda a scam. Hot girls tho.Most of those shops are scams. Avoid at all costs.

Burner99
11-26-19, 11:27
I haven't been there in a couple of years but its not worth the drive. No back room.

I'll ask my buddy who hangs out there if anything has changed.This is the one place I have never been to. No back rooms what is the point?

Mobil2
10-29-20, 14:11
This is the one place I have never been to. No back rooms what is the point?Last time I was there about 15 years ago it was "Woodys home of Big Dick and the Extenders". It was a fun time, Big Dick was the lead singer they would play a couple of songs then he had a knock off Andrew "Dice" Clay routine he would do. When he was done with his set he would say "let's get the wh0res back up up on stage" it was more of a couples, night club scene I also remember There were a handful of single female customers...I know first hand that some of the Dancers back then were available for 'take out'. Openly talking about bachelor parties, deep sea fishing trips and one on one home fun. I'm sure a lot has changed. I drove by there last year on my way to Key West and didn't stop. I've slowly stopped going to clubs over the years. I personally don't think they can compete with the internet.

RockPaper7777
01-03-21, 18:24
This past week I strolled past the VIP Club many times. It is located on the famous Duvall St. , down near it's southern terminus. The club is in an old restored Key West building. The porch of the house projects out to within just a few feet of the sidewalk. Many times I saw a pair of girls sitting in chairs on the porch, having a smoke, and calling out to occasional guys as they passed, "just to say hello. " The girls were dressed in stripper outfits, with an abbreviated dressing gown on top, and always had their legs stretched out with their heels resting on the porch railing. It definitely got my attention. The only problem was that these girls had protruding beer bellies, and large butts, . What the hell, some of you dudes might dig it! I never went inside (please see earlier reports on this VIP Club on this board), just reporting a sighting of poozle.

Louielouie
01-04-21, 19:48
This past week I strolled past the VIP Club many times. It is located on the famous Duvall St. , down near it's southern terminus. The club is in an old restored Key West building. The porch of the house projects out to within just a few feet of the sidewalk. Many times I saw a pair of girls sitting in chairs on the porch, having a smoke, and calling out to occasional guys as they passed, "just to say hello. " The girls were dressed in stripper outfits, with an abbreviated dressing gown on top, and always had their legs stretched out with their heels resting on the porch railing. It definitely got my attention. The only problem was that these girls had protruding beer bellies, and large butts, . What the hell, some of you dudes might dig it! I never went inside (please see earlier reports on this VIP Club on this board), just reporting a sighting of poozle.If you read old posts you will find out people have paid as much as a grand only to ack themselves off. Tourist trap.

KJohn58
01-05-21, 12:22
Visited the Garter and was loaded with lovely ladies, and was almost instantly approached by several. Lots of sample touches and feels were served up, did a quick private lap dance with one for 20, during which time I was educated on the menu. I was in a good position to pass as my wife was waiting next door at Harry's. Once I went back to the bar stage area the hustle was cordially ended.

The best offer actually happened next door as the local popular rock band jammed a beautiful lady selling Jell-O shots offered to spend the night with us bringing the can of whipped cream. Throughout the night several extremely attractive ladies wired the bar stools for a drink and it was obvious a quick conversation could quickly turn into a prospective amount of enjoyment.

There's plenty of excitement to be found especially near the midnight hour if you know how to look. You might even get lucky with the right couple looking to fulfill fantasy's while on vacation (which by the way is high on the list of interest).

Louielouie
01-05-21, 17:38
Visited the Garter and was loaded with lovely ladies, and was almost instantly approached by several. Lots of sample touches and feels were served up, did a quick private lap dance with one for 20, during which time I was educated on the menu. I was in a good position to pass as my wife was waiting next door at Harry's. Once I went back to the bar stage area the hustle was cordially ended.

The best offer actually happened next door as the local popular rock band jammed a beautiful lady selling Jell-O shots offered to spend the night with us bringing the can of whipped cream. Throughout the night several extremely attractive ladies wired the bar stools for a drink and it was obvious a quick conversation could quickly turn into a prospective amount of enjoyment.

There's plenty of excitement to be found especially near the midnight hour if you know how to look. You might even get lucky with the right couple looking to fulfill fantasy's while on vacation (which by the way is high on the list of interest).What was the menu and rates?

JohnSmitha
01-09-21, 19:21
Lots of good looking european imports; noting on menu in the club besides feeling their ass and titties up $20/ dance. One was willing to come to my hotel but it didn't seem worth the 500.

MarblesKyle
04-28-21, 15:12
If you read old posts you will find out people have paid as much as a grand only to ack themselves off. Tourist trap.VIP Club actually came up in conversation at work today with someone else who had just been to Key West, he basically described a house with a front porch full of half naked women. I remembered my last trip to Key West (almost ten years ago) we saw a place just like this. Three hotties sitting on the porch calling to us to come inside. We thought it was a strip club so we went in. Turned out to be a fake brothel, and I could tell right away so I got the hell out of there. My friend wasn't so lucky.

I showed my coworker a picture of this place on google and he confirmed that was it. I can't believe this place is still open. I've never seen a more blatant scam in my mongering career. Granted, ten years ago the women were gorgeous. It sounds like now they are running out the B team and even posting fake five star reviews of themselves on Google.

How does a place like this not get shut down?

PhxFunLover
07-03-21, 09:04
VIP Club actually came up in conversation at work today with someone else who had just been to Key West, he basically described a house with a front porch full of half naked women. I remembered my last trip to Key West (almost ten years ago) we saw a place just like this. Three hotties sitting on the porch calling to us to come inside. We thought it was a strip club so we went in. Turned out to be a fake brothel, and I could tell right away so I got the hell out of there. My friend wasn't so lucky.

I showed my coworker a picture of this place on google and he confirmed that was it. I can't believe this place is still open. I've never seen a more blatant scam in my mongering career. Granted, ten years ago the women were gorgeous. It sounds like now they are running out the B team and even posting fake five star reviews of themselves on Google.

How does a place like this not get shut down?I can't imagine how that place has survived for so long. Last time I was in Key West was 2009 and that place was already established ripoff shop. Must get getting over on all those cruise ship customers.

Only Me
08-29-21, 18:20
I spent a few days in Key West, enjoying the sights, including the sights of the women at Bare Assets. Given the multitude of high priced tourist-oriented businesses, I wasn't expecting much from Key West's strip clubs, but decided that if I was going to give one a shot, I'd visit a club not on Duvall Street, so I walked over to Bare Assets around 8 pm on weekday evening. And was I happily surprised at what I found. While the stage dances were normal, the private dances were full contact, especially from the Latina dancers. Regular laps are $40 per song, but the high level of contact made it worthwhile. Songs are decent length. While I had to stay covered, the dancers did plenty of stick shifting, through my pants or reaching up under my shorts for some direct contact. In the three for $100 room, I was treated to a great deal of lip-to-lip contact, with both sets of the dancer's lips on mine. I spent around $300 and had dances from five dancers and left quite satisfied.

Namdat
09-08-21, 11:19
VIP Club actually came up in conversation at work today with someone else who had just been to Key West, he basically described a house with a front porch full of half naked women. I remembered my last trip to Key West (almost ten years ago) we saw a place just like this. Three hotties sitting on the porch calling to us to come inside. We thought it was a strip club so we went in. Turned out to be a fake brothel, and I could tell right away so I got the hell out of there. My friend wasn't so lucky.

I showed my coworker a picture of this place on google and he confirmed that was it. I can't believe this place is still open. I've never seen a more blatant scam in my mongering career. Granted, ten years ago the women were gorgeous. It sounds like now they are running out the B team and even posting fake five star reviews of themselves on Google.

How does a place like this not get shut down?Its not a fake brothel, just an exorbitantly priced one. I've fucked one of them 15 $$ and another offered the sam arrangement but was un connected to the first. This is both in and out of the place so don't think once you get the number to meet outside you will get a reasonable deal. And no I cannot afford this, was just drunk and stupid on 3 occasions.

Louielouie
09-09-21, 22:09
Its not a fake brothel, just an exorbitantly priced one. I've fucked one of them 15 $$ and another offered the sam arrangement but was un connected to the first. This is both in and out of the place so don't think once you get the number to meet outside you will get a reasonable deal. And no I cannot afford this, was just drunk and stupid on 3 occasions.You got lucky, most guys have to jack off to a nude girl for lot of money.

CueBall826
09-11-21, 14:28
You got lucky, most guys have to jack off to a nude girl for lot of money.Strip clubs are not worth it especially in the Florida keys. You want to get laid you would have to spend over $300 for 30 min from these strippers but if some charge you $300 for about 3 hrs then I think it's well worth it. Do you guys agree? To me 3 hrs is a long time. I spent $250 for 5 hrs on a escort about 15 almost 20 yrs ago.

FrankSzoll
09-11-21, 14:32
It IS ABSOLUTELY a fake brothel. And I agree that you got very lucky. Almost always it is 800 to jack of while the girl is nude and NO touching allowed at all. These rules are carefully enforced, so it is highly unusual that anything will happen other than a lot of trickery well practice with training that is rather sophisticated such that drunk tourists (the only target, really) don't stand a chance. THERE IS A REASON THIS PLACE HAS BEEN SO LONG IN EXISTENCE. Now, they are free to give out their numbers and often do for OTC. With OTC your chances are much better, but the price will not be.

CueBall826
09-13-21, 14:59
It IS ABSOLUTELY a fake brothel. And I agree that you got very lucky. Almost always it is 800 to jack of while the girl is nude and NO touching allowed at all. These rules are carefully enforced, so it is highly unusual that anything will happen other than a lot of trickery well practice with training that is rather sophisticated such that drunk tourists (the only target, really) don't stand a chance. THERE IS A REASON THIS PLACE HAS BEEN SO LONG IN EXISTENCE. Now, they are free to give out their numbers and often do for OTC. With OTC your chances are much better, but the price will not be.800? No way.

FrankSzoll
09-19-21, 14:39
Yessir! Sometimes more- just to jack off and look at nude girl. I'm telling you it is a sophisticated trap such to the point where the guy just gives up and is GLAD to walk away and let them hit the card for 800 . Afteralll, if you go in stumbling drunk, then later sober up and realize you got a flight to catch with a whole wife and family waiting back home it doesn't seem so bad to take an 800 hit off a card with a 10 k limit, especially when you already probably spent 3-4 k on the trip. And especially considering they already got your thumb print, very wicked place with a very specific target which works perfectly in the dynamic that is kw.

DennisonDean
02-02-22, 21:46
Anyone care to share info on Woodys. Any extras to be had in private dance? How private is the VIP area? Rates for a happy ending.

NewLove24
02-03-22, 16:06
Anyone care to share info on Woodys. Any extras to be had in private dance? How private is the VIP area? Rates for a happy ending.I've been there twice and have still yet to see a girl. Had a few drinks and bounced both times.

Louielouie
02-03-22, 18:39
Anyone care to share info on Woodys. Any extras to be had in private dance? How private is the VIP area? Rates for a happy ending.No private dance area. Unless there's a fishing tournament in town to draw some girls out of Miami there's usually no hot girls there. They don't start dancing until after happy hour.

I quit going several years ago. A friend lives down the street and he goes to Tootsies in North Miami.

Fiasco 20
02-06-22, 01:44
Haven't been to KW in 25 years until today. Safe to say everything on Duval is a clip joint. Lots of MP on the way into town, also clip? Anything of note going on in KW or any other key?

Louielouie
02-06-22, 19:31
Haven't been to KW in 25 years until today. Safe to say everything on Duval is a clip joint. Lots of MP on the way into town, also clip? Anything of note going on in KW or any other key?Besides the girls advertising on tryst, this is the only real date that I know of. I have not seen her because of CBJ but she has been around for over 10 years. We used to have a good board here in so fla and I saw reviews. I almost saw her a couple of weeks ago but she was slow on responding. Maybe if you set something up in advance instead of last minute. edited to add, she does advertise in Key West, ask for her snap.

FrankSzoll
02-08-22, 00:48
Glad to see some activity here at least. What is a "CLIP" joint. "safe to say clip joints on Duval" I don't know what that means?

Fiasco 20
02-09-22, 09:08
Glad to see some activity here at least. What is a "CLIP" joint. "safe to say clip joints on Duval" I don't know what that means?Wikipedia gives a pretty good summary of a clip joint. Chicago has a few that advertise as a spa but everyone knows what the deal is.

OrdinaryJohn
04-13-22, 08:44
Probably heading to Bare Assets tonight unless I hear a better option.

Burner99
04-13-22, 15:09
Probably heading to Bare Assets tonight unless I hear a better option.This is my main hangout when I am there. It is hit or miss with the girls. Some are more friendly then others. Tip the door guy. He watches the cameras.

OrdinaryJohn
04-16-22, 20:28
This is my main hangout when I am there. It is hit or miss with the girls. Some are more friendly then others. Tip the door guy. He watches the cameras.Went to Bare Assets. Made the mistake of pregaming with a few drinks beforehand so I was a lot more loose with my cash than I should have been. However, I had fun.

Two girls jumped me before I even got my first drink! Guess they spotted the tourist LOL. They were pretty aggressive, wanting me in the Champagne Room before I had taken my first drink. Ended up getting a dance from both of them. Pretty hot I will admit.

After that, they kept on after me. One of them finally gave up, the other kept on. The alcohol was flowing so yep she was finally successful. She wasn't as friendly in private as I was hoping but it was still fun. Latina with absolutely smoking body.

Spent the next hour tipping girls on the stage and chatting with another dancer. She was very nice and not pushy at all. I got a dance from her and then she sat at the bar with me for a while. Actually ended up getting another dance from her before she left.

Last girl I got a dance from (by now I was pretty drunk so spending money wasn't an issue LOL) was pretty forward. I got two dances from her and she was by far the most "friendly". Lots of stick-shifting and biting my ear, showing her pussy etc. Spoke very little english. Told me at the end of the dance she would come to my hotel for 400. I gave her my number and she even dialed my phone to verify. She left and I left soon after. Never heard from her and she didn't return my texts or calls. Probably for the best-- I had already spent waaay more than I had planned.

Most of the girls there were latina, very curvy which is my preference. Wish I could go back soon but probably good to let the wallet recover!

HeywoodDJ
04-26-23, 01:26
Considering a cheap flight in from Atlanta to Key West. I went once and loved the convenience, relaxed mood of the strip clubs near each other with nearby airbnbs.

Any of the clubs reliable to get #'s or OTC to bring a girl back to my airbnb?

ForestGreen213
04-28-23, 08:35
Says $350 for 30 minutes. Is it just dances or is the girl going to upset for BJ or FS?

Louielouie
05-01-23, 08:05
Considering a cheap flight in from Atlanta to Key West. I went once and loved the convenience, relaxed mood of the strip clubs near each other with nearby airbnbs.

Any of the clubs reliable to get #'s or OTC to bring a girl back to my airbnb?


Says $350 for 30 minutes. Is it just dances or is the girl going to upset for BJ or FS?These girls are all foreigners who only want to separate you from your money and will say anything to get it.

Go to Tootsies in Miami. Anyone who pays 350 is asking to get ripped off. Read the reviews of he scrub club (now known as the entertainment club) by scrolling down. I know a couple of girls who worked there and the only thing you get is ti jack yourself off.

HeywoodDJ
05-26-23, 19:06
These girls are all foreigners who only want to separate you from your money and will say anything to get it.

Go to Tootsies in Miami. Anyone who pays 350 is asking to get ripped off. Read the reviews of he scrub club (now known as the entertainment club) by scrolling down. I know a couple of girls who worked there and the only thing you get is ti jack yourself off.Much appreciated. I've been to Tootsies and a snagged an absolute dime of a Cubana from upstairs on my first time. Yeah Key West seems like a gamble, if I'm going I want action I'd be salty if I leave empty handed.

SlimJack
06-27-23, 21:38
Just heard that Woody's in Islamorada is closing at the end of this month. (June.).

Something to do with their license not being transferable and the owner wanting to sell the building.

It wasn't a great Strip Club, but it was the best one in the County.

Spooner Strum
09-11-23, 12:36
Just heard that Woody's in Islamorada is closing at the end of this month. (June.).

Something to do with their license not being transferable and the owner wanting to sell the building.

It wasn't a great Strip Club, but it was the best one in the County.Probably going to become a sandal outlet.