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04-06-15, 16:17
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Captain Hero
04-06-15, 19:46
I saw a sign that said "New Paradise" at the old building that had the Q Spa. Is there a new AMP there?
I saw a sign that said "New Paradise" at the old building that had the Q Spa. Is there a new AMP there?Doubtful. There was a place called New Paradise that opened for a very short time after Yoshiko was raided and shut down for good. If there is a new one there, you can bet it is being watched closely.
If that's the little place in Homewood near Dmitry's bbq I've been there a few times. Good massage however that little woman can actually hurt you.
She worked me too hard once and I couldn't walk straight for a week. Haven't been back since. YMMV.
Maybe be clear up front you want medium pressure. Otherwise you get hydraulic pressures.
I actually get very good massages at Panda and I Knead.The one near Dimitri's is Sunny, I believe. She won't ease up, even if you tell her she is hurting you. Nothing extra is available, and she'll usually fight you exposing yourself.
The one near Dimitri's is Sunny, I believe. She won't ease up, even if you tell her she is hurting you. Nothing extra is available, and she'll usually fight you exposing yourself.I have seen Sunny three times. She gives a very thorough and, as was said, a very deep massage. She never offered anything, but the last time I was there I removed the covering, and she was fine with it.
She brushed "it" and the boys several times and moved "it' out of the way one time herself. When she finished she stayed in the room and gave me a surprisingly, very affectionate hug while I was still naked. She very obviously pressed her body against mine
I don't know what to make of it. Probably nothing to be made, but it was odd and surprising. If I had let my hands roam at the time of the hug would I have received something else. I doubt it. Anyone else have this experience with her?
I use to see her often. Not kidding about deep massage. I left with bruises on my back a few times. However. I did get a tug once.
I have seen Sunny three times. She gives a very thorough and, as was said, a very deep massage. She never offered anything, but the last time I was there I removed the covering, and she was fine with it.
She brushed "it" and the boys several times and moved "it' out of the way one time herself. When she finished she stayed in the room and gave me a surprisingly, very affectionate hug while I was still naked. She very obviously pressed her body against mine
I don't know what to make of it. Probably nothing to be made, but it was odd and surprising. If I had let my hands roam at the time of the hug would I have received something else. I doubt it. Anyone else have this experience with her?
She quoted me 175 for 1 hr massage. Think she said 150 for half. Told her I'll think about it.
Hate to pay that much for massage with no reviews. Someone here must know something.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/fun-loving-brunette/11265151
Sweetness420
04-16-15, 00:36
She quoted me 175 for 1 hr massage. Think she said 150 for half. Told her I'll think about it.
Hate to pay that much for massage with no reviews. Someone here must know something.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/fun-loving-brunette/11265151Never tried but that is entirely waay too much. I doubt she is worth that much.
BrokeDickDog
04-16-15, 18:57
http://birmingham.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/smoking-ot-ot-exotic-blonde-mt-real-pics/11473513
SundanceKid
04-27-15, 21:32
I used to visit a massage therapist in the Minor area by the name of Lori. She gave a great massage with a good HE at a very reasonable price. I have lost her contact info and was hoping that someone on the forum might have her contact info and be willing to share. If so, please send me a PM. Thanks.
ButtHoleSurfer
04-28-15, 01:40
I used to visit a massage therapist in the Minor area by the name of Lori. She gave a great massage with a good HE at a very reasonable price. I have lost her contact info and was hoping that someone on the forum might have her contact info and be willing to share. If so, please send me a PM. Thanks.Don't know a Lori, but I just reviewed in "massuesse" from Minor in the craigslist ads section. If she is good looking, I would like some info on Lori.
I had gone under the name john newbie here and was a senior member, but I reset my password. Before I could change it, I had to dump my email account it was attached to. I can't access old user name anymore. I am going to try to get my post count up back to senior member as soon as I can. If you don't want to share Lori's info (who ever has it), I understand.
Richard Betts
04-29-15, 10:06
I too saw her several times, and have been in contact with her within the last month. All things considered, not a bad looking middle aged lady. She was the one who advertised "Lomi Lomi" massage, if that rings a bell for anyone.
I had always remembered her last name from seeing it in her house, googled her up, and took a flyer on a likely email address. Asked her if she were still doing massage, she was the best, etc.
Alas, she shot me down. She is working in a traditional job and not doing massage any longer. I do "think" she recalled who I was, and feel somewhat confident if she goes back to massage I'll hear from her.
I used to visit a massage therapist in the Minor area by the name of Lori. She gave a great massage with a good HE at a very reasonable price. I have lost her contact info and was hoping that someone on the forum might have her contact info and be willing to share. If so, please send me a PM. Thanks.
SundanceKid
04-29-15, 13:20
I too saw her several times, and have been in contact with her within the last month. All things considered, not a bad looking middle aged lady. She was the one who advertised "Lomi Lomi" massage, if that rings a bell for anyone.
I had always remembered her last name from seeing it in her house, googled her up, and took a flyer on a likely email address. Asked her if she were still doing massage, she was the best, etc.
Alas, she shot me down. She is working in a traditional job and not doing massage any longer. I do "think" she recalled who I was, and feel somewhat confident if she goes back to massage I'll hear from her.RB You and I are talking about the same lady. She was very good. If you don't mind send me her email address in a PM. I would like to let her know if she ever goes back to massaging I would like to know. Thanks. SK.
I use to see her a once a week. It's been a few years now since I've gotten a massage from her. I do stay in contact with her, I'll ask if she still does them. I know she's gotten a job at some car dealership.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sensual-therapeutic-massage/11618078
Alamassage1
05-02-15, 14:25
I use to see her a once a week. It's been a few years now since I've gotten a massage from her. I do stay in contact with her, I'll ask if she still does them. I know she's gotten a job at some car dealership.I saw her years ago and missed any sign that there was something extra to be had. I hope someone will post if she starts working again.
I have inquired over the weekend but have had no response! Anyone have any info?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sensual-therapeutic-massage/11618078
Has anyone seen her lately? Can't seem to find any info.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ultimate-body-rub-with-sensual-magic-prostate-touch/8883651
BhamJason14
05-05-15, 09:40
Has anyone seen her lately? Can't seem to find any info.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ultimate-body-rub-with-sensual-magic-prostate-touch/8883651Fake pics. These are of a model named Abella Anderson.
Thanks for the info-I just do not remember anyone seeing her.
Fake pics. These are of a model named Abella Anderson.
Sweetness420
05-09-15, 00:47
Ok before you guys say anything, yes I know the bad rep the Alabaster place has but I was around and wanted to check it out get a good massage and if I got a HE then that's a bonus.
Well massage was shit. She didn't even massage my legs. Its like they were so terrified of getting in trouble she stayed so far away from my lower body. I left did not give a tip because I really needed my legs massaged after sore hamstrings from deadlifts.
TwoWheelSx4
05-09-15, 14:15
Ok before you guys say anything, yes I know the bad rep the Alabaster place has but I was around and wanted to check it out get a good massage and if I got a HE then that's a bonus.
Well massage was shit. She didn't even massage my legs. Its like they were so terrified of getting in trouble she stayed so far away from my lower body. I left did not give a tip because I really needed my legs massaged after sore hamstrings from deadlifts.Yep I'd never go there after all I've heard.
Here's my experience:
1. The places in Center Point are obvious in what they do however it's risky to enter as you may end up on the front page.
2. Some Asian places such as the one you visited will never do HE for fear of getting busted.
3. Some Asian places will allow you to self serve during the massage. The girl will clean you up but won't help you with HE.
4. Some Asian places once you have been a very good regular will provide HE. I will not name those to protect my interests so please don't ask. Sorry.
Your best bet is to find an individual (local) female who gives massages from her home or a motel. This is the safest and sometimes more is on the table. Pun intended.
A couple of local girls I befriended will rub me for an hour then fuck my brains out and it just doesn't get much better than that. I've always been curious as to why or how I end up on their VIP list. They tell me stories about how pushy guys are, how cheap they are or how nasty they are. I show up clean, respectful and always tip provided the service warrants it.
I'm very patient and once they realize I'm not a sick psycho the panties come off. They are usually like us, want someone nice, clean and dependable.
Spencer1000
05-12-15, 16:36
I'm pretty sure both places in Center Point are still shut down anyway. It's been pretty dull around here lately.
IAmTheOnly1
05-13-15, 21:53
Has anyone seen her lately? Can't seem to find any info.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ultimate-body-rub-with-sensual-magic-prostate-touch/8883651Yes that is Abella Anderson. I have had the pleasure of meeting her once before.
http://alabama.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-blonde-100-independent-real-photos-bodyslide-nuru-limited-time/11606096
IAmTheOnly1
05-16-15, 20:59
Yes that is Abella Anderson. I have had the pleasure of meeting her once before.It seems as if I am going to answer this question on a daily basis. The young lady in the photo is in fact Abella Anderson. Who you would meet if you decided to see whoever posted the ad is anyone guess. The original Abella (she has gone by other names) is involved in the porn industry and the online chats. I did actually have the pleasure of meeting the actual Abella Anderson and she was very expensive but worth every penny unless you are an old man with more money than sense. I do not believe that Abella has reached a point in her career where she would actually post an Ad on Backspace or Craigslist. They do have agencies that will put you in contact with Porn Starlets who are willing to see you for the price of a large house payment. I cannot say for certain that the individual who posted the ad is not in fact Abella because I did not answer this ad, call the number or meet whoever is on the other side of the advertisement.
http://alabama.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-blonde-100-independent-real-photos-bodyslide-nuru-limited-time/11606096Looks like from tineye surch, she is an escort from San Fracisco and Las Vegas area with a different name and number. I doubt if the real one is in Bham.
BrokeDickDog
05-17-15, 18:02
http://alabama.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-blonde-100-independent-real-photos-bodyslide-nuru-limited-time/11606096I've tried several times calling and texts. No love. But I would love to. It always goes to a "voicemail box has not been set up" message. "Please try again later. " I don't understand why they post ads and leave no means of contact. I'll take that as either a red flag or very unprofessional.
Alamassage1
05-18-15, 19:37
She is all over craigslist either in Inverness or Fultondale. Had a face pic with baseball cap, but took that ad down. Her name is Valerie. I'm considering a visit, but would love a report if possible. Post or PM please.
AlfredeNewman4
05-19-15, 08:42
She is all over craigslist either in Inverness or Fultondale. Had a face pic with baseball cap, but took that ad down. Her name is Valerie. I'm considering a visit, but would love a report if possible. Post or PM please.Let me know how it goes. I talked with her and got busy here at work and was unable to make it. Sounds hot though.
Let me know how it goes. I talked with her and got busy here at work and was unable to make it. Sounds hot though.Would also like to know how that goes. What section on Craigslist does she post?
I was talking with her Sunday and she went completely quiet on me! Not sure what happened! Please let me know what happened.
Would also like to know how that goes. What section on Craigslist does she post?
SundanceKid
05-20-15, 00:16
Would also like to know how that goes. What section on Craigslist does she post?I have seen her a couple of times. She is very thin and if you are into big tits, not for you. She will get naked and allow some touching but all I got was a HJ. Not much of a massage. I paid. 8 the first time and $ the second time. I don't think I will repeat.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/let-my-hands-soothe-your-pain/11760489
TiderInsider1
05-28-15, 12:47
Anybody checked out the new place in Pelham yet?
Anybody checked out the new place in Pelham yet?Cute attendants, not like Centerpoint, but worth checking out.
Anybody checked out the new place in Pelham yet?Been twice. No luck with the one cute attendant, just so-so massage. The other one provided a little more relieving experience. However, on the third visit, I made appointment with the dude who sometimes answers phones, drove across town, and then was told "busy, come back in 2 hour". That kind of bullshit infuriates me. There was another guy there at the same time that was experiencing the same problem, so schedule at your own peril.
Cuteguy141
05-29-15, 08:12
Anybody checked out the new place in Pelham yet?Where is it? TIA.
Been twice. No luck with the one cute attendant, just so-so massage. The other one provided a little more relieving experience. However, on the third visit, I made appointment with the dude who sometimes answers phones, drove across town, and then was told "busy, come back in 2 hour". That kind of bullshit infuriates me. There was another guy there at the same time that was experiencing the same problem, so schedule at your own peril.Think I heard you "arguing" with the girl up front. "When you make an appointment, don't you write it in the appointment book? ".
Apologies if I stole your spot.
Think I heard you "arguing" with the girl up front. "When you make an appointment, don't you write it in the appointment book? ".
Apologies if I stole your spot.No problem. The guy who answers isn't on premises, and doesn't really speak English, just says ok. I won't return. Too unpredictable results.
Anybody checked out the new place in Pelham yet?By the Pelham Waffle House?
I've been there twice. Very cute Asian girl (Sasha or Soso?) gave me a pretty decent massage both times, but nothing extra. I did enjoy the massage and felt like I could have taken a nap after the hour was up. There was a second girl there (Bebe I think) that I've had the option of seeing the second time I was there, but I went ahead and let Sasha take care of me. Next time I go I will probably opt for the second girl.
I've also been by the I Knead place on Valleydale a few times. Two times saw Amy who is an older gal, but still nice looking. Got a pretty decent massage from her and was told DIY with her rubbing my balls on second time with Amy. Next time was Lilly. Older gal, not as attractive as Amy. Lilly said that Amy had gone back to Chicago. Nothing extra to be had with Lilly. Last time I was there I saw a younger very cute gal who said her name was Susan. Nothing extra from her, but she didn't seem to be hesitant to get near certain things.
Anybody checked out the new place in Pelham yet?Been there couple times, fair massage with no draping, but no extras and doesn't come close to brushing the jewels! Says they can't cause of license. Cute but won't let you touch. If I'm paying $60 and no teasing I'll go to a real certified massage therapist.
TiderInsider1
05-31-15, 14:44
Went there and got a massage and a happy ending girls name was Vicki I think.
TiderInsider1
05-31-15, 16:41
Meant to add the name new place is called Crystal Acupressure in Pelham.
BrokeDickDog
05-31-15, 17:27
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http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/luxurious-table-shower-and-dry-one-therapy/10593513
Give it another go I guess, anybody taking bets on how long it will last this time LOL.
Been there 3 times and have left unhappy every time.
And for the massage quality, it's just typical, nothing to write home about.
Also making an appointment means nothing to these folks.
I'm done!
Been there 3 times and have left unhappy every time.
And for the massage quality, it's just typical, nothing to write home about.
Also making an appointment means nothing to these folks.
I'm done!Thanks for the true review. Will not be going.
BrokeDickDog
06-04-15, 20:13
Thanks for the true review. Will not be going.I concur. Nice massage but they do the same all the others do now. Tease the hell out of you hoping you'll keep coming back. I knew when she covered my junk with that heavy towel, I was done. And what's up with the Asian guys hanging out in the front lobby? There was so much noise in there I couldn't relax really. No hope, mofo's. Massage only. Don't kid yourself.
LetsGetReal
06-04-15, 23:29
Forgive my spelling I jusy took my Ambien.
Went there Mon and greeter showed me to room and ask me to undress. 3 min later same lady enters wearing blue jeans and a 80' s blouse. I thought well this isn't going to happen. It was a great rub down. But no extras. She undraped me and rubbed all around my stuff but didn't touch them. At the 50 minute Mark she said 10 minutes and lowered my hand from my chest to my jewels. I couldnt self service myself so I pointed at her to do it. She pretended like she didnt hear me. Paid 60 and even tipped 10 because she gave me every minute and the rub felt good. Not likely I'll return though.
I saw Rena. Thin. Probably mid 40s. Tiny girl
LetsGetReal
06-05-15, 00:39
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/asian-babe-back-in-townyumi/11825097
First off not the girl in the photos but I was very pleased. $. 5 included full nude body massage, prostate massage, BBBJ, doggie. Cowgirl, and BBBJCIM to finish. Nice location on Lakeshore when I dreamed about her.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/asian-babe-back-in-townyumi/11825097
First off not the girl in the photos but I was very pleased. $. 5 included full nude body massage, prostate massage, BBBJ, doggie. Cowgirl, and BBBJCIM to finish. Nice location on Lakeshore when I dreamed about her.I had a different dream with Yumi.
The massage was lame. Lots of rules and lots of NO's. Outside the standard happy ending, everything else will cost more. Up sells through out the entire session. I declined every time. Maybe YMMV.
TiderInsider1
06-09-15, 16:02
Went back this weekend didn't see the girl I saw before didn't leave happy this time massage was okay.
As I scan BP, I see all these AMPs that have been in business for several years but still post Grand Opening. Silly Asians.
TiderInsider1
06-18-15, 22:24
As I scan BP, I see all these AMPs that have been in business for several years but still post Grand Opening. Silly Asians.Yeah I think the main purpose is to attract people from out of town.
Well someone has been going to the 1 Touch place but not sharing. Since they reopened I've been by there 2 or 3 times and each time the Mamasan told me "wait 10 minutes", which usually turns into 20 or 30 minutes if not more. So I left.
Today I went by there and there were no cars in the lot around it. I went in and was greeted by a different Mamasan from the one I walked out on previously. She took me to a room (with a sliding door) and a woman named Penny came right in. Penny is older, slender, and fairly decent sized boobs. She was dressed in a spandex tube top and leggings. Typical road ***** fashion complete with road ***** make up. And looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet many times. She took the house fee and walked out. Next thing I know Mamasan comes back and says she will be giving me the table shower and then the "girl" would take care of me.
Mamasan gave me a pretty decent table shower, paying attention to all the right parts. Played the typical 20 questions game with her (where you from, what you do, are you married, etc.). Then she tells me for $200 the "girl" would give me everything I wanted and made kissing sounds. I looked at her and raised an eyebrow. And she repeated and said "she treat you like king, you know?" I gave her my best non-committal answer of "I understand" and started to wonder if this place had been turned into a trap. I've never had a Mamasan start reciting the menu to me before. After the shower she took me back to the room and told me to lay face down on the table and put a towel across my midsection.
Then Penny comes and makes some small talk, plays 20 questions with me, and gives me an okay rubdown. Well after flip she rubbed my front some and then she removed the towel covering my midsection. Well I'm laying there with my eyes closed so she touches me. I open my eyes and look at her. She points to my stuff and asks if it wants anything. I barely make a HJ motion. She makes the same motion only with more motion and I just nodded my head. She did the deed and then went to get a hot towel, then left again saying she was going to get water. About that time I hear a siren I look at the direction the sound came from and then at her. She asked if that was car alarm and I said "NO". Well she left and didn't close the door. I got up and closed the door and started dressing. Well she comes back and opens the door and I can hear her and Mamasan talking to some guy in the lobby. I closed the door and continued dressing. Well she opens the damn door again. Well I was dressed except for my shoes. I put them on quickly and got ready to bolt. Then her and Mamasan come back in and start straightening up the room. She hands me a water and holds her hands out. I jerked some bills out of my wallet put them in her hand and made my get away.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/afternoon-delight-sensual-massage-beautiful-redhead/11951666
Pm me.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/afternoon-delight-sensual-massage-beautiful-redhead/11951666
Pm me.I have not seen her myself but know others that have. She is been around a while. She's legit, but bigger than what appears in those pics. I'm told the rubdown is lame but FS is available. She used to hang out with the Cloe Cooper we all miss.
I have not seen her myself but know others that have. She is been around a while. She's legit, but bigger than what appears in those pics. I'm told the rubdown is lame but FS is available. She used to hang out with the Cloe Cooper we all miss.Man I wish Chloe would head back this way. I have not heard from her in a while.
Has anyone experienced this provider, it seems her voice mail is always full -- so someone out there must be using this service. Or is this just over rated BS massage?
Authentic TANTRA Bodywork with Bath Ceremony *Live Amazing NAMASTE - 34 (830-328-0482).
Please PM me with any info.
Thanks Tug.
Man I wish Chloe would head back this way. I have not heard from her in a while.Chloe is a mom now and her body don't look the same.
So after watching for reviews and nothing, decided to TOFTT. What a let down, wasn't her in pictures, Tartra massage. What a farce. Nothing in that ad was real. Don't, I repeat don't waste your $$ on this provider, when for 250 you can get two real good happy massages!
Tug.
So after watching for reviews and nothing, decided to TOFTT. What a let down, wasn't her in pictures, Tartra massage. What a farce. Nothing in that ad was real. Don't, I repeat don't waste your $$ on this provider, when for 250 you can get two real good happy massages!
Tug.Wow man. I've almost pulled the trigger many times. But then I think, "that alot of $" plus think, if she was that good. Why does she have to travel?
Thanks for toftt and sharing.
Chloe is a mom now and her body don't look the same.Thanks for the update.
Edward Nigma
07-08-15, 00:14
I miss the good old days with QT Spa, The why, and all of the other good ones. If anyone could PM me info on an Asian place I'd be grateful. Seems like they got tired of applying for more business licenses.
NikkigaPeach
07-09-15, 16:43
Nikki has passed away.I hope this wasn't about me, one of my clients told me yesterday that he read that I had died. Nope, I'm still kicking!
I hope this wasn't about me, one of my clients told me yesterday that he read that I had died. Nope, I'm still kicking!No, this is a Nikki that pre-dated you by some considerable number of years.
David Peter
07-09-15, 22:42
Well, after reading some posts, I decided to give Pelham a try. There are two girls there. I got a 20's Chinese girl cute Anna. She is very polite. During the table shower, I somehow know I will get nothing. Indeed. She is extremely legit. Only massage with no teasing. Flipping over, I asked her twice for HE, but she firmly said NO and said I have 2 minutes. I tip minimum and left.
Well, after reading some posts, I decided to give Pelham a try. There are two girls there. I got a 20's Chinese girl cute Anna. She is very polite. During the table shower, I somehow know I will get nothing. Indeed. She is extremely legit. Only massage with no teasing. Flipping over, I asked her twice for HE, but she firmly said NO and said I have 2 minutes. I tip minimum and left.I had same experience. Cute girl, seemed young, massage was below average, she answered the phone 3 x during my session. However did get some tease on flip but she didn't touch. I asked her for HJ and instead she squirted lotion in my hand. Ugh no thanks. Won't repeat.
David Peter
07-09-15, 23:14
Well, made the plunge when I arrived in Birmingham and went to Ocean as I could not readily find One Therapy. Mamasan let me in and introduced JuJu. She's 40-ish, has nice tits but her body is sub-par. Not fat, just not curvy. Seemed to have an attitude as well. Asked to see the other girl and in walked Choi. She's 5' even, small be-cups, hair up in a bun and has a normal Korean body for a woman of 40. She's had a kid so is shy of her stretch marks. She claimed to have just arrived from NY the previous day but has been in the business. In the TS she sucked junior raw and gave a thorough TS. Back in the room, I laid face up and she asked what I wanted. I had paid $60/ hh house, so I put $120 on the table. She disappeared, returned and got nekkid. She sucked junior raw again and I would have settled for that but wanted to see how tight she was. Her Bush is unshaven but looks good. Her pussy started out tight but loosened up quite a lot as she got wet. Did all the normal positions and finished in K9. Choi made the usual working girl fake moans and got the job done, but I probably would not return.
Still had a little gas left in the tank so went over to One Therapy, or One-T as the sign says. It shares a building with a title / pawn type of place, in front of a Regions Bank to the front left of Walmart. Went in and was greeted by Shelly. She's tall, cute and shapely but has small tits. Had heard about Candy so asked to see her. Candy soon appeared. She has huge, natural tits but that's the best thing I can say. Her face is one only a mother could love and her body isn't exactly stellar. Decided to bolt.
Happy to be back in the ATL but I can say that the AMP girls here aren't really any better than those in Birmingham, unless one goes to Gold Spa.
Thanks to all who PM'd me with info!Niteluvr, thanks for a nice and thorough review. I paid my due today and went to new AMP on Pelham. Did not leave happy. I only have 1 day left in Birmingham and don't have time and gas to test around. If you know some reliable AMP in Birmingham, please do me a favor and Pm me. Or even in Atlanta, I am willing to drive 2 hr for fun before heading back to VA. Thanks.
Niteluvr, thanks for a nice and thorough review. I paid my due today and went to new AMP on Pelham. Did not leave happy. I only have 1 day left in Birmingham and don't have time and gas to test around. If you know some reliable AMP in Birmingham, please do me a favor and Pm me. Or even in Atlanta, I am willing to drive 2 hr for fun before heading back to VA. Thanks.David, your inbox is full. I tried replying back.
David Peter
07-10-15, 10:42
David, your inbox is full. I tried replying back.TideLover, could you please reply again. I emptied my inbox. Thanks.
David Peter
07-10-15, 21:36
The door fee is 60 (not 50 as ads). The lady is 50's typical Chinese. I thought she is the mamasan. No extra. I don't know why I wasted my time and stayed. I wish I walked away. I thought I am very generous to tip 20 for a below average massage, but the lady seems unhappy. Will never repeat. It is much worst than the one on Pelham where at least I have a 20's cute girl do the massage.
Anything on this one?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage/11855133
Anything on this one?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage/11855133Was wondering the same and this one too.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/fun-loving-brunette/11265151
Was wondering the same and this one too.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/fun-loving-brunette/11265151Have spoken with both. Didn't get a good vibe from either.
Kelsey wanted 175 for one hr massage and when I asked if that included extras she said no, that would be more. Red flag, It had upsells all over it.
The other one said 150 for the hr. Sounded old! Believe its FS. Still not good enough for me to pull the trigger.
Was wondering the same and this one too.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/fun-loving-brunette/11265151I have seen a review on the girl in the ad and it was negative.
I have seen a review on the girl in the ad and it was negative.Yeah, guess it's a good one for a newbie to toftt.
Have spoken with both. Didn't get a good vibe from either.
Kelsey wanted 175 for one hr massage and when I asked if that included extras she said no, that would be more. Red flag, It had upsells all over it.
The other one said 150 for the hr. Sounded old! Believe its FS. Still not good enough for me to pull the trigger.I bet there is no rub, just a FS, again we need some newbies to step up and toftt.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tantricescape-to-paradise/12042037
Anyone seen them yet?
TwoWheelSx4
07-23-15, 17:57
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tantricescape-to-paradise/12042037
Anyone seen them yet?From many of the reviews I've read in general seems like anytime "Tantric" is in the pitch it's a bad deal.
60 dollars an hour, open from 10 am to 10 pm 7 days a week. Pretty open spot for a place offering extras, but never saw it until today. Any intel?
60 dollars an hour, open from 10 am to 10 pm 7 days a week. Pretty open spot for a place offering extras, but never saw it until today. Any intel?Like the rest of the Chinese places in Hoover & Pelham. Pretty much legit with DIY being the only thing that might be offered.
TiderInsider1
07-27-15, 09:47
60 dollars an hour, open from 10 am to 10 pm 7 days a week. Pretty open spot for a place offering extras, but never saw it until today. Any intel?No different than Hoover foot just a massage all these places are the same now.
TGTBT? Got to be.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/steamy-romantic-sensual-erotic-rejuvenatlon/12104870
60 dollars an hour, open from 10 am to 10 pm 7 days a week. Pretty open spot for a place offering extras, but never saw it until today. Any intel?Save your $.
Yesterday I dropped in for a massage; I guess the AC was on the fritz as all the doors were open and it was warm inside (11 AM?).
Anyways ... there were no arguments about the advertised $50 hour massage rate and so we got to it. My hands were allowed to roam (externally) and towards the end she did occasionally touch the very back of the boys, BUT that was all. I told her tips depended on it but there was No joy experienced, and despite her begging at the door she got a $0 tip.
Note: their cloth doors are very shear, as I was leaving I saw the next client lying butt naked on the table. Anyone from here?
David Peter
07-31-15, 10:43
Yesterday I dropped in for a massage; I guess the AC was on the fritz as all the doors were open and it was warm inside (11 AM?).
Anyways ... there were no arguments about the advertised $50 hour massage rate and so we got to it. My hands were allowed to roam (externally) and towards the end she did occasionally touch the very back of the boys, BUT that was all. I told her tips depended on it but there was No joy experienced, and despite her begging at the door she got a $0 tip.
Note: their cloth doors are very shear, as I was leaving I saw the next client lying butt naked on the table. Anyone from here?Last time I got the same experiences and I uncomfortably tipped $20. The lady was in 50's and unattractive. Massage was below average. Room was not clean with the cloth door. I left very unhappy. I mentioned the advertised $50, but she said it is $60. Felt cheated! Avoid this place.
I recently visited Crystal on Pelham again. There are two young girls in 20's there. They are very nice. No extras, but they helped DIY.
TwoWheelSx4
07-31-15, 19:59
Last time I got the same experiences and I uncomfortably tipped $20. The lady was in 50's and unattractive. Massage was below average. Room was not clean with the cloth door. I left very unhappy. I mentioned the advertised $50, but she said it is $60. Felt cheated! Avoid this place.
I recently visited Crystal on Pelham again. There are two young girls in 20's there. They are very nice. No extras, but they helped DIY.All the Pandas are typically self serve facilities. With curtains instead of doors what else would you expect?
I fell for the Panda deal in Homewood visiting several times thinking once I was considered a regular the extras would come. Never happened.
Haven't been there in a very long time and probably never go back. Although the massage at the Panda in Homewood was typically very good.
Captain Kart
08-05-15, 00:36
Went to Ocean Spa. Pretty blah service.
Mission attempt #1 FAILED. The:
TiderInsider1
08-06-15, 15:35
Anybody checked out the new place on Lorna Rd yet?
Anybody checked out the new place on Lorna Rd yet?Went by, but it's a little too visible for my tastes, given proximity to work and home.
TiderInsider1
08-07-15, 11:54
Went by, but it's a little too visible for my tastes, given proximity to work and home.Took one for the team and your right way to visible that alone should have told me nothing there but I like to check out new places. Parking lot was jammed there are a couple of restaurants next door and a lot of people coming and going you will be seen by someone coming and going from this place. Just got a so so massage pretty sure these are the same people as crystal in Pelham girl wouldn't do anything almost no teasing at all so probably won't be back. Read a review on Rubmaps after I went and it was spot on.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage/11855133
Can't seem to find any reviews.
Anything to be had here?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/stressed-sore-customize-your-massage/3035580
Anything to be had here?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/stressed-sore-customize-your-massage/3035580Big black women, she use to brush and tease but never would finish.
Big black women, she use to brush and tease but never would finish.Shit! I remember her. Back in the shed in her backyard by airport. Damn I'm glad I didn't go!
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relaxing-rub-downs/12127966
Clark Kent
08-20-15, 02:16
Back in a shed in a backyard by the airport. That sounds wonderful there, yeah buddy. I looked up the address listed on the ad, which was in Kingston, on Google Earth. What was funny, was if you put the address on street view, it caught the 'big, black woman' herself taking out her trash, LOL. That's a heck of a place to have that kind of business, as those streets back there aren't the worst in town, but also not the best. But I guess you got to do what you got to do. I wonder how many repeat customers she has, or driveaways when they show up.
And the second one is 'excepting all major credit cards'. LOL
Back in a shed in a backyard by the airport. That sounds wonderful there, yeah buddy. I looked up the address listed on the ad, which was in Kingston, on Google Earth. What was funny, was if you put the address on street view, it caught the 'big, black woman' herself taking out her trash, LOL. That's a heck of a place to have that kind of business, as those streets back there aren't the worst in town, but also not the best. But I guess you got to do what you got to do. I wonder how many repeat customers she has, or driveaways when they show up.
And the second one is 'excepting all major credit cards'. LOLWhen I went to see black fatty first time man I would have bet anything there was going to be some type of HJ or something. When there wasn't I was like you got to be kidding me. Back here in this fucking stinking ass shed and you're going to try and be legit?
LOL.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relaxing-rub-downs/12127966Not sure but let link at bottom of ad is a dude.
Surely someone has seen her by now. http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/fun-loving-brunette/11265151.
I've toftt many of times and shared. Some of you guys (with no post) that are asking me for information about Asian, could toftt with kelsie.
Surely someone has seen her by now. http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/fun-loving-brunette/11265151.
I've toftt many of times and shared. Some of you guys (with no post) that are asking me for information about Asian, could toftt with kelsie.I texted her once and simply asked if she was available. I got a snippy response back that would have been appropriate if I had been stalking her for a long period of time.
LetsGetReal
08-24-15, 01:38
I texted her once and simply asked if she was available. I got a snippy response back that would have been appropriate if I had been stalking her for a long period of time.Not the girl in the pictures. Not cash and dash but got short changed 15 minutes on a 30 minute massage at $75 for the hh. Obviously my mistake for taking a chance but it was dead Friday night.
I visited I knead last week. I was assigned a mid thirties girl that had an ok body. She performed the massage in jeans and a t shirt, so that was not that great. She did let me hands roam and was even able to fondle her breasts inside her shirt / bra. There was a lot of teasing and rubbing near the boys, but no HE.
Not the girl in the pictures. Not cash and dash but got short changed 15 minutes on a 30 minute massage at $75 for the hh. Obviously my mistake for taking a chance but it was dead Friday night.I called her several times and finally got in touch with her. She gave me such a runaround, that I did not have a good feeling about it. She seemed extrememely aloof and confused.
Guys this lady here is really good. I have seen her post every once in a while. No phone number, had to use email communication. Was kinda skeptical but proceeded. She has a nice apt. In Inverness. $80 for half hour. She is a very nice, pretty, southern Georgia girl. Vuloptuos but not BBW in her 40's. Real sexy and seductive. She dresses very sexy at the door for you.
Ok, the massage is very stimulating and sexual. She does the massage in a thong and heels. She has a pair of DD or DDDs that are to die for. Her fingers really massage and tease you the whole time. Your hands can roam and grope but not penetrate. She then flips you and gives you a long HE. She will bring you to that point and stop. On the third time she will let you explode. Definitely a HE. No BJ or FS, not even covered. Not even DATY. I would have loved to but I still had a good time because it was so erotic. Definitely not mechanical or standard like the AMP chics. Highly recommend. I'm a hooked regular now after 2 visits. She comes over from Ga. Monday-Wednesday afternoon. Again highly recommend. I'm sorry but I don't have a link or pic for her. I just found her on BP massage section on one Monday. I still only contact her via email and schedule online. This is only my 3rd post but I'm not working for her or pimping her.
Alamassage1
08-31-15, 09:07
She has always been very reliable, but now cell disconnected, not answering email and no ads. Anyone have any info on her status?
She has always been very reliable, but now cell disconnected, not answering email and no ads. Anyone have any info on her status?I've tried her as well with no luck. Hope she's okay. She loses her phone a lot and is always calling from someone elses. Maybe this is one of those type things.
Has anyone been to Stellar on Lorna Road.
SundanceKid
09-01-15, 14:49
Has anyone been to Stellar on Lorna Road.Been there. Got a very good massage. I was not expecting anything more. To my knowledge that is what you will get.
TiderInsider1
09-01-15, 17:32
Has anyone been to Stellar on Lorna Road.Yes it is legit massage therapist place nothing there.
What is the scoop on sunny accuwell across from best buy on Lorna road.
Medical Mal
09-02-15, 10:19
What is the scoop on sunny accuwell across from best buy on Lorna road.Waste of time IMHO. DIY place.
Medical Mal.
TiderInsider1
09-02-15, 11:56
Waste of time IMHO. DIY place.
Medical Mal.Yes I agree plus that little shopping center can be crowded in case you don't want to be seen going into one of these places.
I ended up going to Crystal Acupressure in Pelham. I knew that it was a DIY place, but I needed a massage and thought I might as well. The lady that worked on me was mid 40's. Ok body. She gave me a good table shower and pretty decent massage. She worked a lot on my butt and did spend a lot of time grazing my anus and boys. Throughout the massage she kept giving me compliments on my body and what she liked. She moved my hand to my junk for me to DIY. Toward the end of the massage, she spent a lot of time negotiating a tip. At least 3 minutes. I was planning on giving her a tip because she had worked me over pretty good, but I did not like her trying to push it. A strange thing when I was leaving after I paid. A very attractive blond girl came in wanting a massage. At that point, I wish I could have pretended that I was the masseuse.
She has always been very reliable, but now cell disconnected, not answering email and no ads. Anyone have any info on her status?I got an email saying she had changed phones, but she didn't give me her new number, which was odd.
Spencer1000
09-09-15, 20:56
Since nobody seems to be saying anything about the usual suspects in Center Point I decided to take a run by the other day. Long story short. I shouldn't have. Got a good table shower and a decent massage. The girl actually even spoke decent English. Actually everything was pretty good. But they're just so damn old. I keep trying every few months hoping against hope that maybe there will be something worthwhile but it never is.
Birmingham sucks.
David Peter
09-10-15, 19:57
I ended up going to Crystal Acupressure in Pelham. I knew that it was a DIY place, but I needed a massage and thought I might as well. The lady that worked on me was mid 40's. Ok body. She gave me a good table shower and pretty decent massage. She worked a lot on my butt and did spend a lot of time grazing my anus and boys. Throughout the massage she kept giving me compliments on my body and what she liked. She moved my hand to my junk for me to DIY. Toward the end of the massage, she spent a lot of time negotiating a tip. At least 3 minutes. I was planning on giving her a tip because she had worked me over pretty good, but I did not like her trying to push it. A strange thing when I was leaving after I paid. A very attractive blond girl came in wanting a massage. At that point, I wish I could have pretended that I was the masseuse.I visited Crystal Acupressure a few days ago. Amy is no longer there. There is only one mid 40's lady. She did push for higher tip. 4 for no extra. A lot of teasing but no extras. Damage is $. Will not repeat.
JohnnyBrown
09-12-15, 22:01
Anybody checked out the new place on Lorna Rd yet?Don't waste your time! DIY place. I think there were peepholes in the doors for people to look in. She did the massage with no cover but also walked out several times. And left the door open while I was in the room.
David Peter
09-13-15, 00:59
Don't waste your time! DIY place. I think there were peepholes in the doors for people to look in. She did the massage with no cover but also walked out several times. And left the door open while I was in the room.I am fine with DIY. Do you know any AMP with 20's pretty girls?
I am fine with DIY. Do you know any AMP with 20's pretty girls?Place on Hwy 31 in Pelham had some nice looking young girls.
TiderInsider1
09-14-15, 13:33
I am fine with DIY. Do you know any AMP with 20's pretty girls?LOL, no they are all in there 40's or 50's.
David Peter
09-14-15, 17:48
Place on Hwy 31 in Pelham had some nice looking young girls.Yes, there were two pretty young girls, but they gone. Now, they are replaced by a 40's or 50's old lady. I rather drive to Atlanta than having a DIY with a 40's lady.
Peter Parker
09-15-15, 06:32
Yes, there were two pretty young girls, but they gone. Now, they are replaced by a 40's or 50's old lady. I rather drive to Atlanta than having a DIY with a 40's lady.Thought this place had potential. Pretty decent table shower to start, but not as good as some I've enjoyed. Decent massage, but on the flip was surprised to be encouraged with DIY assistance. Then to top it off followed me to the parking lot wanting a TIP. Get real. I don't tip for DIY service.
CountryBoi3575
09-17-15, 00:20
Thought this place had potential. Pretty decent table shower to start, but not as good as some I've enjoyed. Decent massage, but on the flip was surprised to be encouraged with DIY assistance. Then to top it off followed me to the parking lot wanting a TIP. Get real. I don't tip for DIY service.I've never had a diy so if they just stand there and watch why not partake?
David Peter
09-19-15, 00:24
Stop by Lotus today. Saw two 50's ladies there. I left and went to I Knead. I was greeted by a 40's typical Chinese lady. It was late so I decided to stay. Average massage with No extra!
SundanceKid
09-19-15, 13:08
Stop by Lotus today. Saw two 50's ladies there. I left and went to I Knead. I was greeted by a 40's typical Chinese lady. It was late so I decided to stay. Average massage with No extra!You should have stayed at Lotus. YMMV.
Captain Kart
09-24-15, 01:03
You should have stayed at Lotus. YMMV.PM details?
I grow tired of visiting dinosaurs in CP.
LOL. Blowing dust out that shit.
JBrown2012
09-25-15, 19:17
Had the pleasure of meeting a very nice 40 something Masseuse a couple of times while visiting your lovely city. It was a pleasurable visit both times. SM can PM me for specifics. All an all not a bad place. Tried it during the day and last call at night same experience both times.
Will be visiting for the race later on the month and have a question about some of your AMPs. I see some favorable reports on another "map" site about one therapy and ocean, however talk on here is quite the opposite. I'm think some utr action is happening here but not sure. Please pm me with details pro or con.
If you guys ever get up north to Chicago, hit me up. There is plenty of action available up here with a wide open menu.
Be safe.
Joe.
David Peter
09-28-15, 01:31
Will be visiting for the race later on the month and have a question about some of your AMPs. I see some favorable reports on another "map" site about one therapy and ocean, however talk on here is quite the opposite. I'm think some utr action is happening here but not sure. Please pm me with details pro or con.
If you guys ever get up north to Chicago, hit me up. There is plenty of action available up here with a wide open menu.
Be safe.
Joe.I have been with Lotus and I Knead and several other AMPs in last two months. 90% you will end up with 40's-50's average Chinese with no extras. Last week, I drove 2 hr to VIP health spa near Chattanooga. Met 20's K girl FS for 1. 4.
TiderInsider1
09-28-15, 09:22
I have been with Lotus and I Knead and several other AMPs in last two months. 90% you will end up with 40's-50's average Chinese with no extras. Last week, I drove 2 hr to VIP health spa near Chattanooga. Met 20's K girl FS for 1. 4.Yeah if you want something similar to Chicago his best bet is to stay in Anniston for race and drive to Atlanta.
Peter Parker
10-03-15, 15:47
I've never had a diy so if they just stand there and watch why not partake?I didn't say that I didn't partake. But I'm not going to tip her if I have to take matters into my own hand.
David Peter
10-06-15, 18:35
A new AMP, another disappointment. The provider is 50's. Massage is below average. $50 for 1 hour. It was DIY. Be aware that if you give her 80, she may say she doesn't have a 10 to return. Thus, you will end up with a 30 tip like I am. I will not return.
CountryBoi3575
10-09-15, 10:27
I didn't say that I didn't partake. But I'm not going to tip her if I have to take matters into my own hand.No I was saying if there going to stand there and watch why don't they just go ahead and do it for you.
I saw this girl earlier in the year when she was here. All I can say is. Don't.
I saw this girl earlier in the year when she was here. All I can say is. Don't.Ditto!
http://birmingham.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-asianyumi-in-townnuru-massage/11356944
Anybody been to foot accupressure lately? I haven't been since January, just wondering how it is now.
Peter Parker
10-12-15, 19:04
No I was saying if there going to stand there and watch why don't they just go ahead and do it for you.Oh, I totally agree. She picked up my hand and encouraged it. She squirted plenty of oil on me to make things easier. I'm like ok and she's watching (maybe enjoying the show. Who knows? But I sure wasn't going to tip HER for the work I did. LOL.
Peter Parker
10-12-15, 19:04
I saw this girl earlier in the year when she was here. All I can say is. Don't.Too bad. She is gorgeous! Or maybe the pics aren't her?
Too bad. She is gorgeous! Or maybe the pics aren't her?She is not the girl in those pics. However she's young and pretty, kind of tall for a Asian girl as well.
She is not the girl in those pics. However she's young and pretty, kind of tall for a Asian girl as well.Yeah she's definitely not girl in pics but looks pretty good. I don't care how pretty she is though I just felt like the whole experience sucked.
So saw her a month or 2 ago. Definitely not the girl in the pics but she is attractive. Not a bad massage the only qualms I have is she was constantly answering text and calls while in the middle of it. Offered an HJ for ending. Not bad but not enough to make me pop so left wanting after she rushed me out the door. I have a huge Asian fetish but I will say I'm not going to see her again wasn't worth the money.
LuvMyAsianGirl
10-21-15, 00:47
Anybody been to foot accupressure lately? I haven't been since January, just wondering how it is now.I was just there Sunday morning and for my first experience it wasn't bad I guess. I had Nina give me a massage and that's all I got, no extras. She did a great job though and grazed the boys a time or two, didn't seem to mind me uncovering myself. Very pretty middle aged lady and really knew how to turn me on, but declined extra services. All in all for my first time doing this, I wasn't too disappointed. I'd hope next time I could get more.
LuvMyAsianGirl
10-21-15, 01:02
Anybody been to foot accupressure lately? I haven't been since January, just wondering how it is now.I was just there Sunday morning and for my first experience it wasn't bad I guess. I had Nina give me a massage and that's all I got, no extras. She did a great job though and grazed the boys a time or two, didn't seem to mind me uncovering myself. Very pretty middle aged lady and really knew how to turn me on, but declined extra services. All in all for my first time doing this, I wasn't too disappointed. I'd hope next time I could get more.
LuvMyAsianGirl
10-21-15, 08:23
I was just there this past Sunday. This was my first time at a massage parlor, even though no extras were offered, I still had a pleasant experience. Nina was my provider, a very pretty petite middle aged lady that really made me feel like a million bucks! She didn't seem to mind me touching myself, and grazed the boys a time or two, but it was strictly a legitimate massage. I wish it could have been more, but I still had a great time with her. I'm new to this, so any pointers would be greatly appreciated. I can definitely see how this could become addictive!
LuvMyAsianGirl
10-21-15, 11:43
Sorry, didn't mean to post the same thing so many times. I didn't think it posted. New to the posting thing. LOL.
I was just there Sunday morning and for my first experience it wasn't bad I guess. I had Nina give me a massage and that's all I got, no extras. She did a great job though and grazed the boys a time or two, didn't seem to mind me uncovering myself. Very pretty middle aged lady and really knew how to turn me on, but declined extra services. All in all for my first time doing this, I wasn't too disappointed. I'd hope next time I could get more.You won't.
LuvMyAsianGirl
10-22-15, 12:14
I'm thinking about trying Angel Spa on 31 this weekend. I haven't seen any reviews on rubmaps or anywhere else. Just wondering if anyone has tried it yet or if I'll just be wasting time? Thanks in advance!
Do a search here. Think it has been reviewed before.
I'm thinking about trying Angel Spa on 31 this weekend. I haven't seen any reviews on rubmaps or anywhere else. Just wondering if anyone has tried it yet or if I'll just be wasting time? Thanks in advance!
LuvMyAsianGirl
10-23-15, 01:49
Do a search here. Think it has been reviewed before.Thanks for the info. I think I'll try it out and give a review.
LuvMyAsianGirl
10-23-15, 01:59
I haven't seen anything about this one yet. It's on lorna across from best buy and is open till midnight. That's the latest I've seen one open in Hoover. Don't know if that means anything or not, but I think I'll try it out before Angel Spa unless anyone has any negative information on them.
TiderInsider1
10-23-15, 11:12
Thanks for the info. I think I'll try it out and give a review.Been there all I got was a good massage.
TiderInsider1
10-23-15, 11:15
I haven't seen anything about this one yet. It's on lorna across from best buy and is open till midnight. That's the latest I've seen one open in Hoover. Don't know if that means anything or not, but I think I'll try it out before Angel Spa unless anyone has any negative information on them.There have been a couple of reviews of Sunny it's the same as Crystal in Pelham the same people own it nothing but a massage now. When Crystal first opened there was a girl who gave happy endings but she left or was run off a while ago.
I'm thinking about trying Angel Spa on 31 this weekend. I haven't seen any reviews on rubmaps or anywhere else. Just wondering if anyone has tried it yet or if I'll just be wasting time? Thanks in advance!Been there once. Draw an old lady, got a lousy massage and left unhappy.
Didn't like the location either.
Listening to your gut is right. I was in the area and decided what the heck, it's raining and getting a massage sounds good. Ugly or not, my tense body said go for it. She said she use to be licensed massage therapist. Price was steep, so I negotiated lower, she said that's the cheapest because because she does full body massage.
Well, massage wasn't that good, very rushed and done in 40 mins of the hour. On flip, she rubs the shaft to a firm ecrect position. Stops goes back to legs then says done. Like what, oh that's extra. I hate this upsell crap.
There is my toftt. http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/firery-mature-red-head/12505276.
LuvMyAsianGirl
11-06-15, 16:15
Done been to a couple of locations and either won't go close to the junk or teases making you think extras are coming then just says "done"! I think I want to move to Vegas, where the real action is.
TiderInsider1
11-06-15, 20:38
Done been to a couple of locations and either won't go close to the junk or teases making you think extras are coming then just says "done"! I think I want to move to Vegas, where the real action is.Atlanta's closer.
Took one for the team. Despite it's promising ad on Backpage which mentioned a Table Shower, just a legit massage this time out.
Still, worth going for if you like a well done massage. Chinese therapist named Annie, with poor English, but very cute (actually looked kind of like pornstar Lyla Lei). Maybe early 30's. Gave me a nice scrub in Table Shower, coming very close to my equipment but not actually touching them, though she had no trouble rubbing my butt. Following the shower, she took me back to the room and had me lie facedown on a massage table (the kind with the opening for the face). She took her time and worked me over good. Total damage 60 plus 20 tip (worth it in my opinion this time). Saw one other cute lady there, and found out they offer 4 hands for 110.
The place was new and clean, but not that discreet (they had a sign in the parking lot advertising themselves). No walkins; they.
Only take appointments by phone. Not the kind of area you'd expect to find an AMP in either (a quaint little shopping village and not.
A strip mall). Still, I recommend it as long as you're not expecting extras, and just maybe, given time, they might loosen up (I'd.
Have no problem tapping either of them, especially Annie, who did tell me to ask for her next time). Is it possible that she may be.
Willing to offer more? Is such a thing possible with Chinese masseuses outside of pornos?
TiderInsider1
11-07-15, 13:52
Took one for the team. Despite it's promising ad on Backpage which mentioned a Table Shower, just a legit massage this time out.
Still, worth going for if you like a well done massage. Chinese therapist named Annie, with poor English, but very cute (actually looked kind of like pornstar Lyla Lei). Maybe early 30's. Gave me a nice scrub in Table Shower, coming very close to my equipment but not actually touching them, though she had no trouble rubbing my butt. Following the shower, she took me back to the room and had me lie facedown on a massage table (the kind with the opening for the face). She took her time and worked me over good. Total damage 60 plus 20 tip (worth it in my opinion this time). Saw one other cute lady there, and found out they offer 4 hands for 110.
The place was new and clean, but not that discreet (they had a sign in the parking lot advertising themselves). No walkins; they.
Only take appointments by phone. Not the kind of area you'd expect to find an AMP in either (a quaint little shopping village and not.l
A strip mall). Still, I recommend it as long as you're not expecting extras, and just maybe, given time, they might loosen up (I'd.
Have no problem tapping either of them, especially Annie, who did tell me to ask for her next time). Is it possible that she may be.
Willing to offer more? Is such a thing possible with Chinese masseuses outside of pornos?Place has been reviewed several times they do take walk ins you won't get anything but a massage there. I made the mistake of going there around a meal time and the parking lot was jammed because of the restaurants located close to it.
Has anyone seen Nichole in Gadsden recently? Seem like she's posting more frequently, didn't know if she's still just a tease or not.
Any one try this one? http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-therapy/13087343.
Has anyone seen Nichole in Gadsden recently? Seem like she's posting more frequently, didn't know if she's still just a tease or not.Saw her a couple of weeks ago. Still self serve.
SilverDawg
11-09-15, 11:48
Has anyone seen Nichole in Gadsden recently? Seem like she's posting more frequently, didn't know if she's still just a tease or not.Not worth the price for a really light touch massage. May just be me but I either want a work the kinks out massage or I want to be teased for 50 minutes and then pleased.
Not worth the price for a really light touch massage. May just be me but I either want a work the kinks out massage or I want to be teased for 50 minutes and then pleased.It's a useless massage.
Not worth the price for a really light touch massage. May just be me but I either want a work the kinks out massage or I want to be teased for 50 minutes and then pleased.100% agree, I haven't seen her in a few years, didn't know if she changed her ways or not.
David Peter
11-09-15, 20:59
Took one for the team. Despite it's promising ad on Backpage which mentioned a Table Shower, just a legit massage this time out.
Still, worth going for if you like a well done massage. Chinese therapist named Annie, with poor English, but very cute (actually looked kind of like pornstar Lyla Lei). Maybe early 30's. Gave me a nice scrub in Table Shower, coming very close to my equipment but not actually touching them, though she had no trouble rubbing my butt. Following the shower, she took me back to the room and had me lie facedown on a massage table (the kind with the opening for the face). She took her time and worked me over good. Total damage 60 plus 20 tip (worth it in my opinion this time). Saw one other cute lady there, and found out they offer 4 hands for 110.
The place was new and clean, but not that discreet (they had a sign in the parking lot advertising themselves). No walkins; they.
Only take appointments by phone. Not the kind of area you'd expect to find an AMP in either (a quaint little shopping village and not.
A strip mall). Still, I recommend it as long as you're not expecting extras, and just maybe, given time, they might loosen up (I'd.
Have no problem tapping either of them, especially Annie, who did tell me to ask for her next time). Is it possible that she may be.
Willing to offer more? Is such a thing possible with Chinese masseuses outside of pornos?My last visit was terrible (1 month ago). The lady was mid 50's. I thought the door fee was 50. They may raise it up to 60 now. Nice review. Thanks.
David Peter
11-10-15, 01:24
Took one for the team. Despite it's promising ad on Backpage which mentioned a Table Shower, just a legit massage this time out.
Still, worth going for if you like a well done massage. Chinese therapist named Annie, with poor English, but very cute (actually looked kind of like pornstar Lyla Lei). Maybe early 30's. Just visited Lorna AMP today. I requested Annie. It was a disappointment. Annie is more than 40's. Average looking. I almost walked away, but eventually gave her a try. The room was cold. She has a nice attitude, but overall it is an average massage, no touching, no teasing. BTW, the door fee is 60 hr now (not 50 hr). I will not repeat.
I-Knead APM recently has a 20's girl. No extra, but a lot of teasing.
I need some help tracking down a couples friendly female / verified provider and or massage provider.
I basically want to watch the provider work her magic on the better half and see where it leads. Any ideas or info would be appreciated. PM with any info.
Still in business? Can you still get a good massage there? Attractive girls? Haven't been in a couple of years. Always a good massage. No extras.
Seems to be advertising alot more.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sweet-southern-girl/12863330
She got a bad review some time ago. Too bad nc she does look good in the pics.
Seems to be advertising alot more.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sweet-southern-girl/12863330
She got a bad review some time ago. Too bad nc she does look good in the pics.Most of the bad I've heard was communication with her. Wishy washy at times. But sometimes new providers are nervous. Just wondering if her services are any better.
I am not working with any law enforcement and have no one watching me. Nor am I working with anyone other than my normal who has no bad reviews!
Alamassage1
11-18-15, 00:28
I'm thinking of Toftt on her soon if no one has seen her. Any reports out there?
AlfredeNewman4
11-18-15, 12:51
I'm thinking of Toftt on her soon if no one has seen her. Any reports out there?Where did you find her information? Please forward in PM. Love to try her.
I'm thinking of Toftt on her soon if no one has seen her. Any reports out there?Hard to know who you're talking about without a link.
Alamassage1
11-18-15, 20:22
Where did you find her information? Please forward in PM. Love to try her.http://birmingham.backpage.com/HealthServices/awesome-massage/13065787
http://birmingham.backpage.com/HealthServices/awesome-massage/13065787First Google hit is a link for "Jobs for Felons". Now, I don't mind seeing a provider with a felony record, but I'm probably not going to invite them into my house. YMMV.
Alamassage1
11-19-15, 19:33
http://birmingham.backpage.com/HealthServices/awesome-massage/13065787Great experience today with Kelly. Better than average massage for an hour, easy to talk to and plenty of extras. Pm for details. I stressed to her to take care of clients and get return business rather than up sell. She seems to get it. Strong recommendation for those that like to have fun with their massage.
SilverDawg
11-20-15, 11:18
Great experience today with Kelly. Better than average massage for an hour, easy to talk to and plenty of extras. Pm for details. I stressed to her to take care of clients and get return business rather than up sell. She seems to get it. Strong recommendation for those that like to have fun with their massage.Am very interested but just like to see who is going to be rubbing me before I go.
Alamassage1
11-21-15, 01:51
Am very interested but just like to see who is going to be rubbing me before I go.She will send you pics. Just email her or reply to backpage ad.
Great experience today with Kelly. Better than average massage for an hour, easy to talk to and plenty of extras. Pm for details. I stressed to her to take care of clients and get return business rather than up sell. She seems to get it. Strong recommendation for those that like to have fun with their massage.Thanks for tofft! I made a visit, did the 100 therapeutic and I agree was worth the trip!
Would appreciate a recommendation on a good AMP and provider if possible Thanks.
Would appreciate a recommendation on a good AMP and provider if possible Thanks.Birmingham is pretty dry. Most AMPs are DIY. Might get lucky with some on East side of town, slight chance you'll get lucky.
SundanceKid
12-14-15, 21:42
Great experience today with Kelly. Better than average massage for an hour, easy to talk to and plenty of extras. Pm for details. I stressed to her to take care of clients and get return business rather than up sell. She seems to get it. Strong recommendation for those that like to have fun with their massage.I recently visited with Kelly for the $100 therapeutic massage. I thoroughly enjoyed my time with her and plan to repeat. She definitely is not a clock watcher and really enjoys what she does. She concentrates on what she is doing and makes sure that you enjoy your time with her.
David Peter
12-14-15, 22:03
Would appreciate a recommendation on a good AMP and provider if possible Thanks.If driving is not a problem, I recommend you to go to Atlanta. You can have from HE to FS by young girls. Read their forum for more info. Birmingham is very dry. No HE at all at AMP.
If driving is not a problem, I recommend you to go to Atlanta. You can have from HE to FS by young girls. Read their forum for more info. Birmingham is very dry. No HE at all at AMP.Thanks heads up guys I skipped the AMPs and got lucky and hooked up with an old UTR friend of mine I haven't seen in a while.
Justcause22
12-17-15, 10:56
I'm coming into town this weekend and I'm looking for a good AMP to get a good rub and some extras. Rub Maps shows some places but I'm not able to read recent reviews. Any info that could be shared would be most helpful. I've texted a few girls but no luck yet. Thanks.
Justcause22.
Check out post #2194. Pretty much sums it up.
I'm coming into town this weekend and I'm looking for a good AMP to get a good rub and some extras. Rub Maps shows some places but I'm not able to read recent reviews. Any info that could be shared would be most helpful. I've texted a few girls but no luck yet. Thanks.
Justcause22.
Would appreciate a recommendation on a good AMP and provider if possible Thanks.Sorry to say, but in my experience there are no longer any good AMPs in the Bham area anymore. The do-gooders have "cleaned up" the area, determined that no can have a good time.
Anyone heard from her in a while? Both email and phone come up empty.
Alamassage1
12-29-15, 05:17
Anyone heard from her in a while? Both email and phone come up empty.She recently answered my email and said she was safe, but not doing massages at this time.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/experience-an-amazing-sensualerotic-rub-down/4812919
I saw Mia a year or so ago for an hour full body massage.
She is a bigger girl with a decent face. Not hot but not ugly. Started on my stomach and stayed there for 50 min. The massage was average for a body rub. I've had a lot worse from body rub girls. On the flip she took care of business. Very enthusiastic. She has a great personality and was very nice. Would possibly repeat if I didn't have a couple better choices.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relaxing-rub-downs/12127966
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relaxing-rubdowns/12143273
I think I saw Kiki several years ago. If she is the same one that was working for Dale. Since both ads are similar, I'm sure they are probably working together. Has anyone been to see either?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relaxing-rub-downs/12127966
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relaxing-rubdowns/12143273
I think I saw Kiki several years ago. If she is the same one that was working for Dale. Since both ads are similar, I'm sure they are probably working together. Has anyone been to see either?Me too. I wonder if that's the same girl. Chubby but cute!
Anyone heard from her in a while? Both email and phone come up empty.Lost contact a month or so ago. She lost her phone and seems like she fell off the earth.
TiderInsider1
01-01-16, 21:41
I was out today and decided to give that Crystal Acupressure in Pelham another try when I got there I discovered that it had closed.
I was out today and decided to give that Crystal Acupressure in Pelham another try when I got there I discovered that it had closed.Good. Hopefully all of those "no joy" places will close.
I was out today and decided to give that Crystal Acupressure in Pelham another try when I got there I discovered that it had closed.Drove by about 11:30 am today and they were open! Didn't visit, don't like their attitude.
Tug.
Spencer1000
01-21-16, 18:52
No activity for over 2 weeks. Nobody got anything to report?
I hit One (by Walmart in Roebuck) a week or so ago and it was just what we have come to expect. Old old old.
Somebody give me some hope this town hasn't dried completely up!
HotInHoover
01-26-16, 00:06
I've been reading reports for years. Visiting some. Mostly just reading. But thought I'd post about an experience in Hoover.
I went by the massage parlor next to Big Lots (in the old Walmart location, if you have been around that long.) Just before you go over the river. I had some time so I opted for the $60.00 hour massage. I thought what hell at the least I would get a massage. No table shower. Just a table in a dim room with soft music.
She left the room so I took off everything and laided face down on the table. She came back and covered my tush. Thought for sure it was just a massage. She did her massage. Nothing special. Had better. Had worse. Had me to flip over and the towel stayed. She did some work on the front. Her English was not very good.
She pointed at the towel and asked ' OK? Took a second to process and I said yeah. It's OK. She then removed the towel and gave me a few strokes massaging all around. Then got it all wet with the lube and proceeded to jerk me off. The job did not take long. I was so relaxed and ready to go.
Afterwards she cleaned me up and left the room.
Not a good looker at all. Older lady, wearing normal clothes. Very nice demeanor.
She was definitely looking for a nice tip. Gave her a very nice tip and was on my way.
I think they are getting around the law because nothing was spoken about money for sex. We did not discuss anything except for the massage.
So. Maybe it's just a tip thing. Not sure.
Anyway. Thought you guys may want to know.
Captain Kart
01-26-16, 01:36
I've been reading reports for years. Visiting some. Mostly just reading. But thought I'd post about an experience in Hoover.
I went by the massage parlor next to Big Lots (in the old Walmart location, if you have been around that long.) Just before you go over the river. I had some time so I opted for the $60.00 hour massage. I thought what hell at the least I would get a massage. No table shower. Just a table in a dim room with soft music.
She left the room so I took off everything and laided face down on the table. She came back and covered my tush. Thought for sure it was just a massage. She did her massage. Nothing special. Had better. Had worse. Had me to flip over and the towel stayed. She did some work on the front. Her English was not very good.
She pointed at the towel and asked ' OK? Took a second to process and I said yeah. It's OK. She then removed the towel and gave me a few strokes massaging all around. Then got it all wet with the lube and proceeded to jerk me off. The job did not take long. I was so relaxed and ready to go.
Afterwards she cleaned me up and left the room.
Not a good looker at all. Older lady, wearing normal clothes. Very nice demeanor.
She was definitely looking for a nice tip. Gave her a very nice tip and was on my way.
I think they are getting around the law because nothing was spoken about money for sex. We did not discuss anything except for the massage.
So. Maybe it's just a tip thing. Not sure.
Anyway. Thought you guys may want to know.PM more details?
SlumpBuster17
01-26-16, 09:12
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SlumpBuster17
01-26-16, 18:08
Going into a "legit" massage place is different than anything else on this board. With a SW, AMP, backpage chick, or truck stop ho.
It doesn't matter what you say. You know exactly what's going to happen. The only thing is how good or bad it was. And LE knows what goes on with those people / businesses. It's just a matter of you getting what you need at the right time without being led.
Away in handcuffs. But with a business such as Panda or anyplace such as, it's up to you and I to go and investigate, and just see if there's anything to be had. And if there is something, I'm not going to report it where the next thing you know every swinging.
Dick is busting the door down to get there. Now most of these places do nothing but what you received yourself. Just teasing and self service. But every now and then you'll run across one that get off the rails a bit. It's happened to me many times. I've been told to not say anything, and nothing was said at all. But even though I wasn't told to be quiet, I knew to be quiet. Because when something happens to you that's not supposed to happen, you feel like you have a gem and you keep quiet. And if someone else goes in there and gets the same treatment, so be it. But I never tell anyone. It's very easy to become a member on here. So what's to stop the owner of Houliang to be on here and find out what one of their employees are doing, when they're trying to be legit. Why.
Screw it up for you and her and everyone else. If you can find someone that gives a great massage and does some extras, why.
Ruin that? If she wants to ruin it herself, that's her business.
Captain Kart
01-26-16, 19:38
Well I went to that spot by Big Lots. No HE.
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David Peter
01-26-16, 22:05
I wish all this had been posted last week. I'd have gone down to Hoover, LOL! But if a report here will get someone fired or shut down, kinda negates the whole board, especially for us visitors. Anyway, had this report been up, I'd had never gone to Panda, across from Lowes. Asked for an hour, she said 50 for back only, 80 for back and front. WTF! I didn't have anything else to do so punked up the 80. She did all kind of teasing up and down my ass crack, ass hole, nut sack, and grazing my shaft. She reached up between my legs and rubbed my groin and pubes. On the flip she did the front undraped and allowed a good bit of roaming, but then all of a sudden stopped with no finish. If she was afraid of LE, what she already did was enough to get arrested. Paid the 80 house with no tip. She hounded me for the tip, and I explained that teasing with no finish gets no tip. I have no problem tipping for a good therapeutic massage. If you don't finish, don't tease. Simple as that.I avoid Panda at all cost. That place is not clean. The door fee was advertised $50 but they claimed $60 when you got there. Lousy massage and expect high tips. I has been visited almost every AMPs in Birmingham, and IMHO the best one is I knead on Valleydale Rd. The girls are very polite with good massage. YMMV once you visit regularly.
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01-28-16, 23:05
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I went to One Therapy, and have just about sworn off all Birmingham AMPs as a result. I got Jennifer, who looked okay to me (though older, I actually tend to prefer older ladies). Went in for the Table Shower. Pretty good table shower, though it started to get odd toward the end. She made me gargle with Scope (she did too), which I kind of understand that she might not want to smell bad breath. I assumed some kissing might be on the menu, so I didn't think it weird at the time. Shower and sauna time was kind of long, and she shared it with me (again, no real problem at the time). We finally get back into the room, only to have her keep going in and out (noisy customer in hallway).
We finally get down to business, starts off with a good massage. Then the flip. We had previously negotiated for f / s. At this point, I noticed she hadn't brought in a condom; I ask her about it, and she says "We don't need one" (WTH? Finally, she leaves and brings back a piece of plastic wrap and uses that as a condom. HJ and ora; till I blow, then she does a pretty decent lap dance. We go back and shower together only to discover Mamasan coming out of shower in wet towel! And FS!
Overall, this was a long, sloppy, disorganized session; if the cops had decided to do a bust right then I would be in the headlines now. Your 200 is better spent elsewhere!!
SlumpBuster17
02-01-16, 18:13
So you fucked a glorified hooker with some glad wrap on your member? Why would you even get a BJ that way? I would've ran for the hills, because you know she's tried that shit before. And here's a tip for everyone partaking in AMP's. If you want a BJ or FS, bring your own condom. Get those flavored kind. Never use some random rubber. And that goes for all of you that do that backpage thing with those SW's. Bring your own shit. Too many ways a rubber can go bad on you. Especially in the hands of a drug addict, or Asian masseuse / prostitute.
Clark Kent
02-01-16, 19:40
she leaves and brings back a piece of plastic wrap and uses that as a condom.Reminds me of a girl I picked up close to the Church's near Tarrant a few years back. This was a girl no older than 19, and she was a definite spinner type. She brought single sandwich bags with her, and was using that as her protection. She wouldn't let me DATY on her unless I was to put a damn sandwich bag over my tongue. I ended up just paying her $20 to have her play with her sexy, tight body, while I got my own self off. Sometimes things like that are frustrating, yet fun, at the same time.
Were you saying you ended up having FS with the mamasan instead? How old was she LOL?
Sorry, I had said "No FS! But I typed "No" in caps, causing it to be deleted. I have in the past taken sessions with a mamasan (Susie at Fuji and Super Sauna), but passed on this one. It was almost as if they're begging to be shut down. No effort at discretion.
Has anyone seen her??
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/let-my-hands-take-your-stress-away/14059767
SlumpBuster17
02-06-16, 16:10
No and I wouldn't either if I were you. When you look at pics like she has, what thought enters your head? I know when I look at it, what comes to mind is how in this day and age with all the technology, someone posting a pic that you can't tell anything about.
It. Do you find that curious? Would my you think that if someone took a pic of themselves they would want to make sure it looks good. Or maybe she's butt ugly with track marks, bruises, etc and she made the pic look blurry on purpose. That would be my guess. Save yourself the money and the time you're going to spend posting your comments about her not looking like the pic, or she was high, or gave you the run around. For those prices too, you know damn well it's going to be a shitty "massage" and then a HJ. Save your money and tend to yourself. Internet pornography is free.
BuckInHere
02-07-16, 19:13
Is One Therapy the only AMP open on parkway?
MammieJammer
02-08-16, 10:13
Is One Therapy the only AMP open on parkway?Ocean is open but I have no intel on it. I'm curious about that one myself. A little help anybody? Feel free to PM me if you like. MJ.
SilverDawg
02-09-16, 10:12
Ocean is open but I have no intel on it. I'm curious about that one myself. A little help anybody? Feel free to PM me if you like. MJ.TOFTT last week. Probably won't return. Older gal as usual. House was 60 for 30 min. Got the TS. Then maybe 2 min massage and told to flip. HE was ok. Finish and gone.
Sweetness420
02-10-16, 11:44
Went to one. She said $80 for one hour and gave me some old ass lady. I decided its not worth spending my money on shit. Looks like the AMPs around there are absolutely terrible.
BuckInHere
02-11-16, 18:10
Staying open without changing what is on the menu must mean they have a steady flow of customers.
Has anyone seen Nichole in Gadsden recently? Seem like she's posting more frequently, didn't know if she's still just a tease or not.I saw her one time couple months back, teased a lot, did not satisfy. Didn't go back.
I saw her one time couple months back, teased a lot, did not satisfy. Didn't go back.How was the quality of massage?
PapaShango
02-14-16, 01:39
Hello all, I've been lurking for the longest and here is my first report, hopefully not my last. I live in a small town south of Birmingham, so this world is kind of new to me. Went to Alabaster to watch Deadpool (nice flick BTW) and while searching online I found Panda Accupressure, followed my gps and is right next to the police station. My spider sense told me it was legit because come on, look at where is located, but being the newbie that I'm I went in anyways after the movie. 50 for 1 hr. Please remember this is my first time ever at a mp so feel free to point out any mistakes I made. Went to the room, average looking lady, would guess early 40's late 30's, a 7 out of 10 as far as looks. I take all off and the back massage starts, really good, I legit have back problems so it was very soothing. Now the teasing OMG, grazing the boys, alot of butt play, Crack teasing, and from what I learned here that's usually a good signal right? Next the flip, she covers junior. Starts brushing everywhere including nippples, works her way down and OMG touches everywhere but the area I was hoping for. I was waiting for her to signal something or give a hint extras were available but nothing, really getting closer to junior, it was tent city down there but nothing was said, I kept saying that feels nice so that maybe it would initiate something but nothing happened. At worse I got a great massage, helped my back a little, but idk if I did something wrong or maybe extras are just not offered, but with all that teasing I wonder.
SlumpBuster17
02-14-16, 10:31
How was the quality of massage?It's the worst fucking massage ever, if you can even call it a massage.
I'll be traveling thru be'ham tomorrow in the early afternoon and would love to stop for some fun.
Wondering if anyone has any info on this one, megan from BP.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hey-come-get-the-best-massage-ever-and-relax-with-me/12538916
I'll be traveling thru be'ham tomorrow in the early afternoon and would love to stop for some fun.
Wondering if anyone has any info on this one, megan from BP.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hey-come-get-the-best-massage-ever-and-relax-with-me/12538916Stay away from Megan. Totally a waste of good money.
Stay away from Megan. Totally a waste of good money.Thanks, how about Nikki or Kylee. I found one review on her back in Nov but no more. Even looked on Huntsville board with no luck. Just looking for another review or two from those that have seen her.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/205203-3862meet-nikkishes-cutenice-and-naughty-the-combination-will-leave-u-craving-for-more/13047283
I saw her one time couple months back, teased a lot, did not satisfy. Didn't go back.Yea, well I actually ask her about extras and she acted like she did not know what I was talking about. Not even a good massage, just light fingertips, nothing around the inner thighs or privates.
Thanks, how about Nikki or Kylee. I found one review on her back in Nov but no more. Even looked on Huntsville board with no luck. Just looking for another review or two from those that have seen her.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/205203-3862meet-nikkishes-cutenice-and-naughty-the-combination-will-leave-u-craving-for-more/13047283Totally agree on Megan SW trying to get escort prices. I had several great visits with Nikki. Wish she would have stayed on East side of town.
Hello all, I've been lurking for the longest and here is my first report, hopefully not my last. I live in a small town south of Birmingham, so this world is kind of new to me. Went to Alabaster to watch Deadpool (nice flick BTW) and while searching online I found Panda Accupressure, followed my gps and is right next to the police station. My spider sense told me it was legit because come on, look at where is located, but being the newbie that I'm I went in anyways after the movie. 50 for 1 hr. Please remember this is my first time ever at a mp so feel free to point out any mistakes I made. Went to the room, average looking lady, would guess early 40's late 30's, a 7 out of 10 as far as looks. I take all off and the back massage starts, really good, I legit have back problems so it was very soothing. Now the teasing OMG, grazing the boys, alot of butt play, Crack teasing, and from what I learned here that's usually a good signal right? Next the flip, she covers junior. Starts brushing everywhere including nippples, works her way down and OMG touches everywhere but the area I was hoping for. I was waiting for her to signal something or give a hint extras were available but nothing, really getting closer to junior, it was tent city down there but nothing was said, I kept saying that feels nice so that maybe it would initiate something but nothing happened. At worse I got a great massage, helped my back a little, but idk if I did something wrong or maybe extras are just not offered, but with all that teasing I wonder.Sometimes you have to put their hand on it. If they withdraw then there is nothing there.
Hello all, I've been lurking for the longest and here is my first report, hopefully not my last. I live in a small town south of Birmingham, so this world is kind of new to me. Went to Alabaster to watch Deadpool (nice flick BTW) and while searching online I found Panda Accupressure, followed my gps and is right next to the police station. My spider sense told me it was legit because come on, look at where is located, but being the newbie that I'm I went in anyways after the movie. 50 for 1 hr. Please remember this is my first time ever at a mp so feel free to point out any mistakes I made. Went to the room, average looking lady, would guess early 40's late 30's, a 7 out of 10 as far as looks. I take all off and the back massage starts, really good, I legit have back problems so it was very soothing. Now the teasing OMG, grazing the boys, alot of butt play, Crack teasing, and from what I learned here that's usually a good signal right? Next the flip, she covers junior. Starts brushing everywhere including nippples, works her way down and OMG touches everywhere but the area I was hoping for. I was waiting for her to signal something or give a hint extras were available but nothing, really getting closer to junior, it was tent city down there but nothing was said, I kept saying that feels nice so that maybe it would initiate something but nothing happened. At worse I got a great massage, helped my back a little, but idk if I did something wrong or maybe extras are just not offered, but with all that teasing I wonder.Sometimes you have to put their hand on it. If they withdraw then there is definitely nothing.
Yea, well I actually ask her about extras and she acted like she did not know what I was talking about. Not even a good massage, just light fingertips, nothing around the inner thighs or privates.I wasted several trips a few years ago when she first started posting. I really don't see how she stays in business.
PapaShango
02-19-16, 19:36
Sometimes you have to put their hand on it. If they withdraw then there is nothing there.Will try it next time. Can I get in trouble? Could she ask me to leave?
Captain Kart
02-19-16, 21:31
Sometimes you have to put their hand on it. If they withdraw then there is nothing there.Yeah I've just decided to say forget Bham and hit up some in Atlanta when I go for work.
PapaShango
02-20-16, 02:19
Yeah I've just decided to say forget Bham and hit up some in Atlanta when I go for work.I'll be visiting ATL in some weeks, now they got some good talent by the look on their board. Can't wait.
What has worked for me is when they leave room and come back and they accidentally catch you stroking it they know what you want and you don't have to make them touch you.
SilverDawg
02-20-16, 07:36
I wasted several trips a few years ago when she first started posting. I really don't see how she stays in business.That is why you see her sexy / suggestive ads in Huntsville, Bham, and Tuscaloosa. Trying to lure in newbies who think they will get extras. I tried her a few times. One time did get encouraged to diy but that was 3 years ago. Nothing now. Here are my rates for those who haven't been. Overall looks a 5 maybe 6 if you like the older soccer mom type, personality a 7,massage a 2 at best, bolt-ons an 8 and yes they were exposed on my one diy encounter, and last and most importantly the extras meter--dead 0. Would I reccomend--no. Will I go back-no. Is it worth the drive from Bham, Ttown, or Huntsvegas--hail no. Can I suggest a better alternative for those of you in the hobby--sadly no. Alabama is dead unless you want a 65 year old to give you the handshake on the parkway in the Ham.
SlumpBuster17
02-20-16, 09:03
Get in trouble? What are you, 12? Take a chance. You never know what you might find.
Will try it next time. Can I get in trouble? Could she ask me to leave?
Will try it next time. Can I get in trouble? Could she ask me to leave?Very unlikely at an AMP.
PapaShango
02-20-16, 10:27
Get in trouble? What are you, 12? Take a chance. You never know what you might find.Thats right and I Will try next time.
PapaShango
02-20-16, 10:29
What has worked for me is when they leave room and come back and they accidentally catch you stroking it they know what you want and you don't have to make them touch you.I'll be back to that place soon and will try these new techniques, thanks for the info.
Completely agree-she used to tease a little and beg you to come back soon. I agree, how she stays in business surprises me too.
That is why you see her sexy / suggestive ads in Huntsville, Bham, and Tuscaloosa. Trying to lure in newbies who think they will get extras. I tried her a few times. One time did get encouraged to diy but that was 3 years ago. Nothing now. Here are my rates for those who haven't been. Overall looks a 5 maybe 6 if you like the older soccer mom type, personality a 7,massage a 2 at best, bolt-ons an 8 and yes they were exposed on my one diy encounter, and last and most importantly the extras meter--dead 0. Would I reccomend--no. Will I go back-no. Is it worth the drive from Bham, Ttown, or Huntsvegas--hail no. Can I suggest a better alternative for those of you in the hobby--sadly no. Alabama is dead unless you want a 65 year old to give you the handshake on the parkway in the Ham.
Will try it next time. Can I get in trouble? Could she ask me to leave?No you won't get in trouble. Just be polite and gentle. You may want to say you tip her good. Do NOT be demanding and push too hard, that could end the session. She may offer you some oil for diy. Refuse and politely ask her to do it for you. If she still refuse, drop it and enjoy the rest of massage. Do not tip when you leave tho but in case the massage was good and she was nice you may give her $10 tip.
TiderInsider1
02-20-16, 15:00
Actually you could get in trouble and the way things are now I have advised girls that if someone does that to end the massage and walk out and even advised them to make a report for their own protection. If extras are available you should know it may take more than one visit I have advised girls to be more careful it's just not worth it to them. This may make some guys mad but I would rather not see some girl get in trouble.
This douchebag is a MP owner that's been posting as a monger. Sort of makes you understand why "If extras are available you should know it may take more than one visit" is important to them.
I wish you guys would just report shit like this instead of commenting it.
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PapaShango
02-20-16, 23:35
I did a combination of the advice given here and had no luck. Came in, she recognised me, paid house fee. She started the massage, at one point straddled the back of my head to massage my lover back, alot of butt play, I grabbed her leg a couple of times and she didn't mind. After the flip alot of chest rubbing, she removed the towel and I was exposed. She received a call and had to go out of the room, so I started stroking it. When she came back she saw it but kind of ignored it, she said "you young and big it's good" I said can you help me, she didn't get it I said help me release, she chuckled and said I can't, I can touch everywhere but here while pointing at junior, I said I give good tip, she said sorry no. I didn't push the issue, made more small talk and gave her a tip cause the massage was pretty good. I guess nothing is offered here, will keep hunting.
I did a combination of the advice given here and had no luck. Came in, she recognised me, paid house fee. She started the massage, at one point straddled the back of my head to massage my lover back, alot of butt play, I grabbed her leg a couple of times and she didn't mind. After the flip alot of chest rubbing, she removed the towel and I was exposed. She received a call and had to go out of the room, so I started stroking it. When she came back she saw it but kind of ignored it, she said "you young and big it's good" I said can you help me, she didn't get it I said help me release, she chuckled and said I can't, I can touch everywhere but here while pointing at junior, I said I give good tip, she said sorry no. I didn't push the issue, made more small talk and gave her a tip cause the massage was pretty good. I guess nothing is offered here, will keep hunting.Worth a try, that's how it happens. It's hard to find one in Birmingham. These Asians move from state to state all the time and occasionally you can find one that will. I've seem to have better luck from older ones.
Anybody hear from or know how to find Charm?
Charm is doing well but not doing massages at this time.
Anybody hear from or know how to find Charm?
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