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I hit one of the AMPs while in town this wk. First time I had a tag team but pretty nice. Standard tug but good enough for a 40 tip. She said don't talk on enet please so I will kiss and tell through pms.
About 50 plus pm's so far. So the best way to do this is put alittle more detail here and then I will just tell the place through pm's.
Some have figured it out already, so its nothing new to the area.
Same set up as most AMPs, led to the room paid 60 for the hr. Oldest of the two started my back rub which felt nice, then a knock on the door after 15 min. A cute 26 yo Philapino girl came in, now this girl outweighs me but I'd still tap it. She started my rub and I asked what the deal was. She said she starts and the other finishes. We talked quite abit, I had her laughing most the time, but must say her rub was way better than other girl. She leaves after 30 min and back comes other girl. About 15 min in comes the clean up. She hit the ball sac and I said hell yes I like some more of that, she giggled, good sign. I'm still on my belly and she starts the tease, felt great. I lifted in a push up position and she started milking me like a cow. I never came so hard. Not sure if it was because I was in that position but I fucking exploded! She cleaned me up again, I tipped 40, got a kiss and big hug, she went sheesh no tell anyone please. I then headed back to the hotel pool thinking I should go right back to repeat, but I could'nt get away or I would have.
Individule pm's on the way guys, hope I'm done by Christmas. But this should sufice as far as any questions about details. I did not get either girls name, not sure that matters. The finnisher is 40 ish not bad looking about 110 lbs.
P.S. If I did not respond, well I'm sorry but I don't respond to low post ct. members or the ones with high cts but only post inqiuries and questions
TiderInsider1
07-01-14, 10:37
Going to Gulf Shores for a few days can anybody recommend a good AMP in the area. The closest I know of for sure is Panama City to far to drive.
Gulf Shores is about an hours drive from Mobile, they have several to choose from. Check out their board.
TiderInsider1
07-01-14, 20:44
Gulf Shores is about an hours drive from Mobile, they have several to choose from. Check out their board.Should have been more specific in my request. I am looking for the kind of place that looks like a legit massage place on the outside but gives HJ's like the place I found in Panama City called Su's and the place here in town mentioned by two nuts a couple of weeks ago. Feel free to PM me. Want to be able to tell the misses getting a legit massage.
Thanks.
CjXoccer263
07-03-14, 18:15
I'm (fairly recently) new in town and haven't found what I'm looking for yet. I've RTFF and it seems there are slim pickins for what I want.
I'm not interested in an escort (lots of review there). Just a good non-AMP in-call massage with a non-mechanical HE with mutual touching.
Are there any LMT's or body rub experts that fit this bill in the 459/280 area?
Feel free to PM me the answers if you don't want to post generally. I'll provide "proof" to Senior Members that I'm legit by sharing what data I have been able to collect locally but have been asked not to post.
CjX.
Should have been more specific in my request. I am looking for the kind of place that looks like a legit massage place on the outside but gives HJ's like the place I found in Panama City called Su's and the place here in town mentioned by two nuts a couple of weeks ago. Feel free to PM me. Want to be able to tell the misses getting a legit massage.
Thanks.I'm in the same boat. Here on vacation. PM me if you have any luck.
That's Lana from Huntsville. She is FS MILF who provides good GFE / PSE sessions.
I doubt if her body rub would be any good but maybe somone here knows otherwise.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/erotic-bodys-rubs-with-a-new-girl-in-town-99/10137492
Pics are accurate. She is BBW, face is okay but her huge body not so much. Her massage if you could call it that sucks and her HJ ending is just okay. Definitely not worth the buck fourthly I gave her for 50 minutes I was there. And yes she asked for tip as I was walking out!!
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/till-friday-morning-only-it-is-a-very-short-visit-37/5961093
Eric Shunn
07-07-14, 23:51
I haven't checked myself but was wondering are any still open? I've had two close calls this year one in Birmingham and one near the Al. - Tn line off of 65 north. Pine Tree was raided within a week of my visit. The VIP was busy one day so I thought I would come back a couple of days later. They got raided on that busy day! Whew! That would have been shitsville for me.
Trying hard to understand the logic of picking on AMP. Even harder to understand why they raid them in SWAT uniforms. All this time I've had the wrong impression of these places. I thought they want to make you feel stress free? Guess SWAT will only know for now.
On another note any more info on the guy and his wife meeting the tag team dou posted on here earlier this week.
I haven't checked myself but was wondering are any still open? I've had two close calls this year one in Birmingham and one near the Al. - Tn line off of 65 north. Pine Tree was raided within a week of my visit. The VIP was busy one day so I thought I would come back a couple of days later. They got raided on that busy day! Whew! That would have been shitsville for me.
Trying hard to understand the logic of picking on AMP. Even harder to understand why they raid them in SWAT uniforms. All this time I've had the wrong impression of these places. I thought they want to make you feel stress free? Guess SWAT will only know for now.
On another note any more info on the guy and his wife meeting the tag team dou posted on here earlier this week.As far as I know they are all closed. To the best of my knowledge VIP was the last one (and not a good one from what I've read) and since the be'ham City Council decided to revoke their business license they are probably closed for good.
From past election year crack downs, I expect it will be at least 6 months to a year before another one opens in the be'ham area, if anyone tries to open another one at all.
The police and elected officials crack down on the AMP's because they are easy targets. It's not hard to figure out what goes on inside of them. The overzealous approach with SWAT and such was just grandstanding for the media and makes great pictures for campaign propaganda.
That's Lana from Huntsville. She is FS MILF who provides good GFE / PSE sessions.
I doubt if her body rub would be any good but maybe somone here knows otherwise.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/erotic-bodys-rubs-with-a-new-girl-in-town-99/10137492Don't know about her massage skills but her full service is legendary.
TiderInsider1
07-08-14, 13:35
As far as I know they are all closed. To the best of my knowledge VIP was the last one (and not a good one from what I've read) and since the be'ham City Council decided to revoke their business license they are probably closed for good.
From past election year crack downs, I expect it will be at least 6 months to a year before another one opens in the be'ham area, if anyone tries to open another one at all.
The police and elected officials crack down on the AMP's because they are easy targets. It's not hard to figure out what goes on inside of them. The overzealous approach with SWAT and such was just grandstanding for the media and makes great pictures for campaign propaganda.About the only thing left is the occasional hand job place masquerading as a legitimate massage place. Those will probably be the next things that LEO or the Massage Therapy Board goes after.
TiderInsider1
07-11-14, 12:57
Anyone been to Panda lately are they still open?
Eric Shunn
07-11-14, 15:46
It's two hours away but I travel anyway. Vivian= total relaxation and I leave happy. Seniors and others who have contributed post that are helpful can pm me. Any others don't waste the effort.
Zu Li at Panda was a favorite. Legit massage only, but a great one. But she is gone.
I was there about four months ago. New girl was bitchy, demanding tips. Gave her $5 and walked out. Won't be back.
Anyone been to Panda lately are they still open?
TiderInsider1
07-11-14, 19:28
Zu Li at Panda was a favorite. Legit massage only, but a great one. But she is gone.
I was there about four months ago. New girl was bitchy, demanding tips. Gave her $5 and walked out. Won't be back.Yes I would agree with you about Zu Li I went there just for her massage several times.
I was in the need for a deep tissue massage, went to a legit place for once in long time. I swear it was one of the best deep tissue I've had and the hr was 60! Given by a lovely blonde, location in Cullman.
I was in the need for a deep tissue massage, went to a legit place for once in long time. I swear it was one of the best deep tissue I've had and the hr was 60! Given by a lovely blonde, location in Cullman.I assume nothing extra was available, correct?
Alamassage1
07-12-14, 16:16
There was a voice on answering machine that sure sounded like Robbie. Has anyone been up to Morris recently to see what's going on? Post or pm please if there are any updates.
Alamassage1
07-15-14, 23:45
Ok, this is not the hottest collection of women ever assembled, but never heard of anyone getting busted or having bad experiences either. Doris and Kathy have passed away and Robbie and Pam Nolen apparently pretty sick, but does anyone know the whereabouts of Angie, Lauren, Mandy, Rachel, Summer or any of the other alums. Please post or pm if you have updates. Beware of the AMP's right now. Risk vs reward is unfavorable. Much prefer Healing Touch or Sister's alums if we could find them working. Thanks.
There was a voice on answering machine that sure sounded like Robbie. Has anyone been up to Morris recently to see what's going on? Post or pm please if there are any updates.Last I knew Pam Payne was the only one working up there. I recently connected with Robbie, and she's not working any longer.
Last I knew Pam Payne was the only one working up there. I recently connected with Robbie, and she's not working any longer.Did Robbie ever do HJ? I couldn't ever get her to.
Did Robbie ever do HJ? I couldn't ever get her to.Robbie did do HJ's but it was the 2nd or 3rd visit. Pam said she was coming in on Mondays the one time I drove out to Morris but that was a few months ago.
Robbie did do HJ's but it was the 2nd or 3rd visit. Pam said she was coming in on Mondays the one time I drove out to Morris but that was a few months ago.I saw Pam few months ago, she said she was trying to get help but didn't say who.
I got a body rub in Alabaster and she's a bit utr. Safe location from her house and it's on massage table. The massage was decent and she'll listen to focus on your problem areas. She gave a pretty good goob massage as well, non-mechanical. I'll share her info to TRUSTED and SENIOR folks.
AlfredeNewman4
07-18-14, 11:49
I got a body rub in Alabaster and she's a bit utr. Safe location from her house and it's on massage table. The massage was decent and she'll listen to focus on your problem areas. She gave a pretty good goob massage as well, non-mechanical. I'll share her info to TRUSTED and SENIOR folks.Let me know who you saw please. I work in Alabaster and would love to find one to see on a regular basis. What are her stats? Thanks. Hope to hear from you. 48 yo here.
I got a body rub in Alabaster and she's a bit utr. Safe location from her house and it's on massage table. The massage was decent and she'll listen to focus on your problem areas. She gave a pretty good goob massage as well, non-mechanical. I'll share her info to TRUSTED and SENIOR folks.Hope that works out my last in home massage lady that was married turn out to be trouble. I am so glad I did not give out her number to anyone. I like to know but understand if you don't.
John Newbie
07-21-14, 00:44
Let me know who you saw please. I work in Alabaster and would love to find one to see on a regular basis. What are her stats? Thanks. Hope to hear from you. 48 yo here.When he said TRUSTED AND SENIOR folks, he meant senior membership. Not your age. Look under the user names next to the thread and it will say regular or senior. Trusted is up to him.
Member #4802
07-21-14, 15:05
Ok, this is not the hottest collection of women ever assembled, but never heard of anyone getting busted or having bad experiences either. Doris and Kathy have passed away and Robbie and Pam Nolen apparently pretty sick, but does anyone know the whereabouts of Angie, Lauren, Mandy, Rachel, Summer or any of the other alums. Please post or pm if you have updates. Beware of the AMP's right now. Risk vs reward is unfavorable. Much prefer Healing Touch or Sister's alums if we could find them working. Thanks.Pam's daughter Angie's still around, works out of her townhouse in Trussville. Don't have her phone number (I've moved away) but Pam would probably give it to you. I saw Angie a few times last year, service about the same as it always was. She's friendly and pretty easy to schedule.
Don't know about any of the others. Felicia (redhead who used to work at HT) was working somewhere in Boaz, last I heard. I actually only ever got a lot of teasing from her, though -- no satisfaction.
Sorry if you've PM me and I don't respond. When someone is UTR, they are that way for a reason.
That's why I'll share with one's whom I trust, is given credible information over time. I review this board multiple times a week and see who shares credible information and more so who toftt and reports back. So if you're a regular member with 0 post, you are good as LEO when you ask me for information. My advice is go out take some for the team and report back to earn credibility and your senior status. There are plenty on back page and craigslist that haven't been reviewed.
When he said TRUSTED AND SENIOR folks, he meant senior membership. Not your age. Look under the user names next to the thread and it will say regular or senior. Trusted is up to him.
CjXoccer263
07-24-14, 14:18
Made an appt this week for a massage with Renee - http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/amazing-massage/7822780.
The Good: Easy to make appt. She gives a very good massage. Good pressure and gives you a choice of oil or lotion. Plus, at the end, I must have fallen asleep be / see I dreamed I got a decent HJ as well. All in all, a good experience.
The Bad: NOT the girl in the picture. Her std price is too high $. 25 for an hr plus. 25 for your dream. She's here for a few days so she's in a hotel and I dislike walking past front-desk clerks.
The Ugly: She doesn't fall into this category, but there is a reason she doesn't post her real / current pics. Body was a 6 (shorter and a bit overweight), face a 4-5.
Member #4703
07-24-14, 21:07
That girl in those pics is a solid 7 in the face. So I don't know how a little weight can make someone a 4-5. How much weight are we talking. That girl in the pics looks 125-130. And ahe used to offer a massage with her feet. Was she clothed the whole time or did she let you wander.
CjXoccer263
07-25-14, 11:17
That girl in those pics is a solid 7 in the face. So I don't know how a little weight can make someone a 4-5. How much weight are we talking. That girl in the pics looks 125-130. And ahe used to offer a massage with her feet. Was she clothed the whole time or did she let you wander.I can't confirm it is the same girl. Different makeup, lighting, age, etc may have brought here down a few points, or it may have been a different girl. She was about 30# heavier than the pic. Didn't massage with her feet at all, was clothed the whole time.
I like a good massage and just enjoy that for the most part. Once I flipped and started to dream, I didn't attempt much wandering. Was totally relaxed and didn't take long to pop. First time, I usually don't push much so that if I return, I can push to and make the dreams more exciting each time. But I probably will keep searching.
CjXoccer263
07-25-14, 11:37
Also, saw Nicki last week she was in town. Her ad popped up on backpage for a few hours a couple times. She said she takes them down as soon as she has enough clients for the day so you have to look in the mid morning time.
Tall, not thin, but not too heavy. Redhead. Gives a good massage (I dreamed she was topless) and in my dream she didn't mind rubbing you all over and smacking you with her tits. I dreamed of a good HJ HE as well.
Not my ATF yet, but definitely the best here in Bham so far and I'll definitely return to see how things progress.
If you are able to set an appt with her, she has captivating eyes. Something about them reminds me of a good one in Orlando named Loucia (I recommend her if you travel there).
CjX.
That girl in those pics is a solid 7 in the face. So I don't know how a little weight can make someone a 4-5. How much weight are we talking. That girl in the pics looks 125-130. And ahe used to offer a massage with her feet. Was she clothed the whole time or did she let you wander.It's obvious she is posting fake pix. Those pix belong to some kind of celebrity hair stylist site.
Nobody that HOT sells body rubs and HJ's on BP!!
http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/18inch-Dark-Brown-Kinky-Curly-Brazilian_1708846320.html
Also, saw Nicki last week she was in town. Her ad popped up on backpage for a few hours a couple times. She said she takes them down as soon as she has enough clients for the day so you have to look in the mid morning time.
Tall, not thin, but not too heavy. Redhead. Gives a good massage (I dreamed she was topless) and in my dream she didn't mind rubbing you all over and smacking you with her tits. I dreamed of a good HJ HE as well.
Not my ATF yet, but definitely the best here in Bham so far and I'll definitely return to see how things progress.
If you are able to set an appt with her, she has captivating eyes. Something about them reminds me of a good one in Orlando named Loucia (I recommend her if you travel there).
CjX.Thank you for your report. I have seen Nikki too. She is okay but in my opinion $. 4 is a little too much for her looks and the services she provides.
Like yourself I enjoy a good massage, a deep CMT quality massage with a happy ending so I wouldn't leave with blue balls. I don't even care if they lose their clothes or not. But unfortunately no one in Bham with those services can be found or at least I haven't.
Thank you for your report. I have seen Nikki too. She is okay but in my opinion $. 4 is a little too much for her looks and the services she provides.
Like yourself I enjoy a good massage, a deep CMT quality massage with a happy ending so I wouldn't leave with blue balls. I don't even care if they lose their clothes or not. But unfortunately no one in Bham with those services can be found or at least I haven't.And if you ever did find one, please do NOT post details. Use your common sense. There are uncle LE's among us!!
I saw her about a year ago. She is an average looking tall AA girl. I doubt if those pics are actually hers. For 160 I got a 20 min half assed rub on the bed (not massage table) and a rushed HJ for the ending. She was topless after the flip. I would not repeat.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/short-visit-leggy-exotic-biracial-beauty-tantra-massage-prostate-upscale-location-27/9616542
What gives with this ad. I dare but for what? Have I missed a report on this?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/manscape-madness-sizzling-hot-new-services-added-and-new-hours-of-operation-do-u-dare-32/10099164
If it's in Hoover off Old Rocky Ridge in some apts. I'd stay away. Not sure if it's Dale / Andrew and Lindsay.
What gives with this ad. I dare but for what? Have I missed a report on this?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/manscape-madness-sizzling-hot-new-services-added-and-new-hours-of-operation-do-u-dare-32/10099164
What gives with this ad. I dare but for what? Have I missed a report on this?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/manscape-madness-sizzling-hot-new-services-added-and-new-hours-of-operation-do-u-dare-32/10099164Do you dare to trust a fat middle aged ugly woman with your balls in one hand and a razor blades in the other?
Do you dare to trust a fat middle aged ugly woman with your balls in one hand and a razor blades in the other?Its actually a pretty hot AA chick. Has a table and does some over priced "scrub" and then tries to wax all your "areas" I went ahead and went for the whole deal and spent about 4 hours in there. I was pretty hairless when I left. 400 lighter, and got a pretty mechanical HJ. Waaay over priced.
Member #4703
08-04-14, 08:12
400 bucks for a wax and a HJ? That seems like money well spent. Let's just say hypothetically that she spent 10 min on the HJ, and 3 + hrs on the waxing. Exactly what kind of forest did you walk in there with?
400 bucks for a wax and a HJ? That seems like money well spent. Let's just say hypothetically that she spent 10 min on the HJ, and 3 + hrs on the waxing. Exactly what kind of forest did you walk in there with?Yeah that's the thing. I'm about as hairy as a 9 year old.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/oo-oo-professional-asian-bodywork-grand-opening-oo-o-27/10299120
Going to swing by later will report back.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/oo-oo-professional-asian-bodywork-grand-opening-oo-o-27/10299120
Going to swing by later will report back.I passed by & saw the new sign today.
I passed by & saw the new sign today.Isn't that the old Bali spa? Are they operating like the newer places in the area that don't offer extras?
Member #4703
08-12-14, 20:19
No, it will operate like any other mp that's been in that building. I would only go if you've never had your picture in the paper though, LOL!
Isn't that the old Bali spa? Are they operating like the newer places in the area that don't offer extras?Yep its the old Bali. & Spider man is right its a risky venture.
SuspectSurvive
08-17-14, 23:52
I got a chance to swing by the new AMP that opened up in the Bali building, and I was severely dissapointed. As soon as you walk in there are 2 tables just set up in the front. Odd I thought but not out side the norm they're just opening up, I thought. I get put in a room seems clean enough and then my masseuse walks in. I'd give her a 5 and that's being nice. She promptly tells my. 80 for the session which threw me back a second, but what she did next made me walk right out and not even think twice. She copped an attitude and in a really angry tone told me if that was too much I could go some where else. The money was not an issue with me, but that attitude she gave me did not make me want spend it there. I'd rather just go home. I could understand if a 10 is pissed by a little hesitation over the price but a 5 is unacceptable!
Spencer1000
08-19-14, 13:43
Well I had a better experience when I checked the new place last week. I was put off by the $80 charge too but didn't protest. I never could catch the girls name but I got a great massage, decent table shower and had a good time. She was definitely easy on the eyes too. Definitely more like the old Bali girls than VIP girls!
I'll have to take another run next time I get back over that way.
Eric Shunn
08-19-14, 21:19
No, it will operate like any other mp that's been in that building. I would only go if you've never had your picture in the paper though, LOL!Anyone risk going to any AMP at this point may get the free pic and handed a stupidity tax to boot. Seems like the State of Alabama has a serious hard on for the places.
Anyone risk going to any AMP at this point may get the free pic and handed a stupidity tax to boot. Seems like the State of Alabama has a serious hard on for the places.That's because it doesn't require actual police work to bust a spa. Just kick in the door and start arresting people.
Still just Pam at HT, as far as anyone knows?
Member #4577
08-23-14, 20:43
http://bham.craigslist.org/thp/4623209056.html
Is it worth it?
TiderInsider1
08-24-14, 11:25
http://bham.craigslist.org/thp/4623209056.html
Is it worth it?A nice lady and a good massage be nice to her.
Outcall only?
A nice lady and a good massage be nice to her.
Member #4577
08-24-14, 21:54
A nice lady and a good massage be nice to her.Thanks TiderInsider1.
Member #4577
08-24-14, 22:03
Saw this post today. Thinking about a short road trip. Alls I can say right now is Roll Tide.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-open-asian-best-massage-and-relaxation/10366191
Saw this post today. Thinking about a short road trip. Alls I can say right now is Roll Tide.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-open-asian-best-massage-and-relaxation/10366191Be interesting to see if "extras" are offered. If so it won't last. Tuscaloosa will shut down quickly.
Number comes to a younger chick too. 256-281-8539 http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-let-me-work-my-magic-on-you-44/10412746.
Member #4703
09-04-14, 07:57
She was part of the crew that was mentioned in the BP report yesterday. Price was ridiculous especially for someone that looks like a granny. She reminds me of that Violet lady that has the weird ad description.
What I was thinking but wasn't sure.
She was part of the crew that was mentioned in the BP report yesterday. Price was ridiculous especially for someone that looks like a granny. She reminds me of that Violet lady that has the weird ad description.
I have met her socially. She is actually quite attractive. Not everybody's cup of tea thou as you say. Personally, my experience with older providers has been quite good.
The Hsv girls are legitimate BTW. Fairly new to the indy game. Feeling their way for the most part. Maybe not ready for prime time yet, but they seem to be trying.
She was part of the crew that was mentioned in the BP report yesterday. Price was ridiculous especially for someone that looks like a granny. She reminds me of that Violet lady that has the weird ad description.
Anyone see this ad? Wonder if it's another AMP or what, doubt it'd survive in Homewood. http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-girls-needed-4the-homewood-area-1300-2000-weekly-25/10456368.
Anyone see this ad? Wonder if it's another AMP or what, doubt it'd survive in Homewood. http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-girls-needed-4the-homewood-area-1300-2000-weekly-25/10456368.I saw that. Recruiting is best done UTR, and I wouldn't expect something that public to last long. Inviting too many eyes too early.
He said around first of October. He's planning on hiring different types of women, and from what he told me, he seems to be planning to offer extras. If he does set up in Homewood, he's really taking a chance; I once knew an indy escort who was being leaned on by 2 Homewood cops to roll over on a friend of hers. Her lawyer wrote a letter to complain about it; the next day, she gets another visit by the 2 cops, and the first thing they asked was "Why did you call a lawyer?
Member #4703
09-13-14, 16:50
Well, when he suggests what they can make in a week, I hope they offer extras. I wouldn't suggest going. The whole thing is an open invitation to get busted.
I know this girl that's trying to earn some money so that she can get a house. She's utr and doing fbsm. If you're interested and someone I know or trust, I share.
I'm willing to bet he is the same dumbass who was with those fat girls in Hoover apartment!!
He said around first of October. He's planning on hiring different types of women, and from what he told me, he seems to be planning to offer extras. If he does set up in Homewood, he's really taking a chance; I once knew an indy escort who was being leaned on by 2 Homewood cops to roll over on a friend of hers. Her lawyer wrote a letter to complain about it; the next day, she gets another visit by the 2 cops, and the first thing they asked was "Why did you call a lawyer?
Medical Mal
09-16-14, 18:47
Went there earlier this week. Lobby is pretty much empty go up to the door and ring the bell. 80 for entrance fee everything else seemed opened for discussion and pretty much as the same as before. Saw June, overall experience I would say would be an 8/10. Good personality.
Medical Mal.
Member #4577
09-16-14, 19:34
One of those Hoover apt. Girls actually told me no sex but giving hjs was all legal. Sounded like she climbed up the Stupid and kicked away the ladder.
I'm willing to bet he is the same dumbass who was with those fat girls in Hoover apartment!!
Saw this post today. Thinking about a short road trip. Alls I can say right now is Roll Tide.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-open-asian-best-massage-and-relaxation/10366191Anything offering "take your stress away" on Highway 69 has to be a good joint.
Highway Man
09-22-14, 00:43
I'm willing to bet he is the same dumbass who was with those fat girls in Hoover apartment!!LOL. I was thinking exactly the same thing. Those girls were about dumb as mud. Heard the same BS about they cannot get naked with a client unless its in the shower, then its OK. LOL. That guy had a true gift for finding them dumb. The Aussie girl actually had some potential.
One of those Hoover apt. Girls actually told me no sex but giving hjs was all legal. Sounded like she climbed up the Stupid and kicked away the ladder.Told me the same thing when I warned her about their public ads. She said "hand relief for pay isn't illegal". I told her to go back to law school, because she had obviously missed something in class. They were the worst massages I've ever had anyway.
Member #4703
09-24-14, 17:52
You should've told her to call any AMP and have them give their thoughts on a "massage with HJ not being illegal. " In all ho testy I don't see how everyone who advertises doesn't get busted. It certainly wouldn't be that hard to do.
Member #4577
09-25-14, 20:00
You should've told her to call any AMP and have them give their thoughts on a "massage with HJ not being illegal. " In all ho testy I don't see how everyone who advertises doesn't get busted. It certainly wouldn't be that hard to do.Spidey, she had my attention because she emailed a sexy pic supposedly of herself. We went back and forth in email several times. I was careful not to ask or say anything sexual. Most providers are careful not to discuss details especially in email for obvious reasons. But I thought it was funny how she said no sex in the email and then quoted me a reg massage price and the happy ending extra price. That's when I said well you shouldn't be emailing me back saying no sex but HJ that's okay cause you get busted. That's when she started justifying it and arguing with me about how it's not the same as sex and that her cop buddy confirmed that it was okay. Weird, really weird. For all I know it could have been some cop trying to set me up. It just screamed to me stay the h3 ll away and I did. Birmingham is so fucked up.
You should've told her to call any AMP and have them give their thoughts on a "massage with HJ not being illegal. " In all ho testy I don't see how everyone who advertises doesn't get busted. It certainly wouldn't be that hard to do.Then there's the dummies, on both sides of the transaction, that think if you ask a cop that they have to tell you they are LEO.
Highway Man
09-27-14, 00:38
Then there's the dummies, on both sides of the transaction, that think if you ask a cop that they have to tell you they are LEO.That one is the best. LOL. There are girls in Montgomery who say in the ad you have to prove you are not LE. How in the hell do you do that? I guess saying it is enough for them. Until they get popped.
Member #4577
09-28-14, 10:48
Anyone try it?
http://www.bodyrub.info/categories/Birmingham-AL-body-rub-massage
Anyone try it?
http://www.bodyrub.info/categories/Birmingham-AL-body-rub-massageSounds too fishy.
I'll be it's a scam to lure suckers who would fall for that kind of be. S.
Internet is full of scammers. Be careful!
Avoid. Enough said! Research. Google. Your best friends!
Anyone try it?
http://www.bodyrub.info/categories/Birmingham-AL-body-rub-massage
LetsGetReal
10-01-14, 17:54
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/majical-and-gifted-hands-prostate-erotic-and-slow-sensual-body-rubs-mutual-touching-30/10322609
Member #4577
10-01-14, 21:15
Yea I did some research on that link it turns out that company also owns http://bodyrubusa.org . They try and make there "whole trade mark" or whatever on the simple fact that they never review backpage advertisers, and that backpage advertisers aren't allowed to post on their. It also advertises here 100 percent fraud free transactions. I'd like to see it before I believe it. There whole site is mostly backpage horror stories and complaints, that use to forward to the owners of BP to supposedly "track down " lost monies from girls ripping off clients. And advertisers who got taken by BP itself.Exactory and thanks everyone for your advice and warnings. And against your advice and my better judgement I tried it. The site has different prices structures but I went for one of the low priced specials. What they claim to do is give you a number to call after you send your money to them. I waited and waited but nothing. No email, no reply nothing. I disputed the charge with pay-pal and to my surprise I got a refund. I tried to explain what happened to the provider, but they have now banned my IP and account. I guess I'm a troublemaker because I don't give away free money. Bitches be trippin'. I still have hope that the site could have some positives but I'm no longer willing to send my money off blindly and then go thru all that bullsh-t again.
Member #4703
10-02-14, 08:06
I see you on the news when you are elderly saying "he seemed like such a nice man. He just said he needed my SSN so he could verify it so he could send me my free toaster oven. " The only thing I learn on this site is that some of you just need to stay home and jack one out.
Well, against our better judgement, and for the sake of just having to know, I also, Illadvised, opted in to what this was about. Ordered the b2 b session for 75. Surprisingly, the seller called right away. I waited approx. An hour 15 minutes, (she said 15 minutes). And a young woman, Samantha knocked on my door. Face about an 8, body an 8, perfect teeth. The session was a little better than expected she bright her own table, and I was able to get serviced. Only thing that was fishy, she didn't upswell the menu, that price stayed firm (again to my suprise). But she did try and sell me 900 dollar package deal for multiple sessions (good luck with that). I respectively declined. I used Bitcoin on the last one because couldn't bAre to use money on such a sketch deal. This time I booked the this weekend with my credit card. Eel see if she shows.The other thing that's fishy is this entire report!
Anybody went there recently? Used to be a regular, massage only, a good one. Just curious.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/stress-relieving-sensual-full-body-massages-27/10578493
Just curious if anyone has seen her.
Anybody went there recently? Used to be a regular, massage only, a good one. Just curious.I haven't in a long time.
Anybody went there recently? Used to be a regular, massage only, a good one. Just curious.Still just a good massage for a decent price ($50 hr). In there about two weeks ago.
You must be fucking kidding me!!
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-for-ladies-only-saturday-october-18th-45/10629687
Walker Co Dan
10-16-14, 18:50
You must be fucking kidding me!!
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-for-ladies-only-saturday-october-18th-45/10629687I was wondering what you were talking about until I noticed the last pic. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it today.
Member #4703
10-17-14, 08:15
What lady wouldn't want that guy rubbing on you? Good grief! There are some messed up people in the world.
TiderInsider1
10-29-14, 01:29
Is the old VIP location open again in the Roebuck area?
Is the old VIP location open again in the Roebuck area?Yes its called One T or One Therapy. Haven't been there yet though.
ThemsJustJokes
10-29-14, 11:27
Is the old VIP location open again in the Roebuck area?I believe so. A heard it was opening back up and saw an open sign on last time I was driving by there.
TiderInsider1
10-29-14, 16:51
I believe so. A heard it was opening back up and saw an open sign on last time I was driving by there.Now there's two full service places back open in that area.
Member #4703
10-29-14, 23:37
Well with election time around the corner, you'd be an idiot to be in any of them.
TiderInsider1
10-30-14, 01:21
Well with election time around the corner, you'd be an idiot to be in any of them.True to risky for me right now but it shows things are loosening back up.
Member #4703
10-30-14, 16:57
It shows nothing. It's the same thing that's been happening for the past 20+ years Ithis town. There's an mp and then it gets busted, and then it closes down, and then it opens back up later on under a new name. And when it gets busted, there's some poor bastard in the paper getting escorted out of there. And its no coincidence that the news stations and photographers from the paper are there. It's just a matter of time before you're the one getting popped.
TiderInsider1
10-30-14, 18:42
It shows nothing. It's the same thing that's been happening for the past 20+ years Ithis town. There's an mp and then it gets busted, and then it closes down, and then it opens back up later on under a new name. And when it gets busted, there's some poor bastard in the paper getting escorted out of there. And its no coincidence that the news stations and photographers from the paper are there. It's just a matter of time before you're the one getting popped.You take a risk at all of them even the UTR ones masquerading as a legit massage business it's so damned obvious about what some of them really offer that I don't go any more because I am convinced they will be busted sooner or later.
Alamassage1
11-01-14, 10:25
When I called, it said the number no longer exists. Any news?
When I called, it said the number no longer exists. Any news?Yes, I heard it was.
Alamassage1
11-01-14, 15:30
Yes, I heard it was.Any word on Pam?
Any word on Pam?Yes healing touch closed up few yrs ago. Pam was at a place in Morris last I knew.
Yes healing touch closed up few yrs ago. Pam was at a place in Morris last I knew.I think that was really still HT, and Judy decided to close it also.
Decided to take the plunge and went to One T or Therapy (old VIP). Saw Candy. Very attractive, huge nipples, decent massage. On flip very good CBJ and mish and cowgirl. $60 house $120 for full menu. But as you guys said the thought of the place getting busted entered my mind and had me nervous most of the way. Probably will not go back just for that reason.
Haven't been to be'ham in a while but the MapQuest addresses of Ocean and One Therapy sound like two AMPs I used to frequent in 2006-2007. One was right next to a Rallys / Checkers, the other within spitting distance called Q Spa or something. Which place would you recommend and why? $200 all-inclusive would be my budget.
Other AMPs or pussy venues you can recommend in be'ham? There was also one called Super Spa not far from the other two. Not interested in SW. Please PM me if needed.
Thanks in advance.
Super Sauna closed, though I sometimes talk to Susie the mamasan (who also worked at Fuji). Best AMP provider I ever had; she's now happily retired. Talked to her today in fact. I consider her the AMP equivalent to Nikki from Sisters.
Super Sauna closed, though I sometimes talk to Susie the mamasan (who also worked at Fuji). Best AMP provider I ever had; she's now happily retired. Talked to her today in fact. I consider her the AMP equivalent to Nikki from Sisters.The same Susie at Yoshiko? If so you are absolutely correct, she was the best mamasan at the best spa in bham by far! I would to catch up with her.
Don't know if she worked at Yoshiko, though she may have. She was petite, with curly hair. A little older, but with GREAT skills!
Don't know if she worked at Yoshiko, though she may have. She was petite, with curly hair. A little older, but with GREAT skills!Sorry I may be thinking of ruby I believe her name was, I loved her at the why, she never participated but I wanted her more than the girls there if that's hard to believe LOL. Always slapped me on the ass on the way out!!
Well, made the plunge when I arrived in Birmingham and went to Ocean as I could not readily find One Therapy. Mamasan let me in and introduced JuJu. She's 40-ish, has nice tits but her body is sub-par. Not fat, just not curvy. Seemed to have an attitude as well. Asked to see the other girl and in walked Choi. She's 5' even, small be-cups, hair up in a bun and has a normal Korean body for a woman of 40. She's had a kid so is shy of her stretch marks. She claimed to have just arrived from NY the previous day but has been in the business. In the TS she sucked junior raw and gave a thorough TS. Back in the room, I laid face up and she asked what I wanted. I had paid $60/ hh house, so I put $120 on the table. She disappeared, returned and got nekkid. She sucked junior raw again and I would have settled for that but wanted to see how tight she was. Her Bush is unshaven but looks good. Her pussy started out tight but loosened up quite a lot as she got wet. Did all the normal positions and finished in K9. Choi made the usual working girl fake moans and got the job done, but I probably would not return.
Still had a little gas left in the tank so went over to One Therapy, or One-T as the sign says. It shares a building with a title / pawn type of place, in front of a Regions Bank to the front left of Walmart. Went in and was greeted by Shelly. She's tall, cute and shapely but has small tits. Had heard about Candy so asked to see her. Candy soon appeared. She has huge, natural tits but that's the best thing I can say. Her face is one only a mother could love and her body isn't exactly stellar. Decided to bolt.
Happy to be back in the ATL but I can say that the AMP girls here aren't really any better than those in Birmingham, unless one goes to Gold Spa.
Thanks to all who PM'd me with info!
Looking for a UTR provider south of town. Send me a PM if you know of anyone.
Alamassage1
11-08-14, 11:47
Great incall fall rates. Spots are filling up fast. Come in and unwind before Christmas stress takes over! Email for an appointment today!!
• Location: Birmingham, hoover.
• Post I'd: 10720684 alabama.
Email this ad.
Please reply or pm if you have any info. Thanks.
TiderInsider1
11-08-14, 17:25
Anybody been to the new AMP that just opened in Pelham yet?
Anybody been to the new AMP that just opened in Pelham yet?Haven't heard about it. Does anyone have any info?
TiderInsider1
11-08-14, 18:36
Haven't heard about it. Does anyone have any info?Saw the add on BP.
Boliver123
11-09-14, 00:25
Super Sauna closed, though I sometimes talk to Susie the mamasan (who also worked at Fuji). Best AMP provider I ever had; she's now happily retired. Talked to her today in fact. I consider her the AMP equivalent to Nikki from Sisters.Susie was fun. At Fuji, she would always make sure I got the young little ones. Even had her a couple of times, especially if the others were busy, even got a handjob in the hallway. At SS I changed my fantasies to dress-up and she would come in and play with me and the model. Damn, she could also talk dirty. Would love to reach out to her again, just to say Hi.
Boliver.
Anybody been to the new AMP that just opened in Pelham yet?That's a little close to home and work for my comfort.
Anybody been to the new AMP that just opened in Pelham yet?Also, no reason to think it will be more than the usual "tease, but no joy" places that have sprung up everywhere.
Anybody been to the new AMP that just opened in Pelham yet?Any hints on name or location? I drove down Hwy. 31 to Alabastard and didn't see anything.
After that I decided to give the 1 T place a try. Took me a minute to find it. Was pleased that it is kind of secluded. Went in and was greeted by the Mamasan. She put me in a room and in a couple of minutes Sally came it. Sally is tall and slender with small natural breasts and has a small butterfly tattoo on her left arm. She was very pleasant and friendly. I was a little put off that the house fee is $80, that just meant that when it came time for extras there just wouldn't be as much. The TS was very nice, then spent a few minutes in the sauna, and then had a nice back rub. When it came time for the extras, she wanted 1. 4, but I told her that 1. 2 was all I had and that the house was $20 more than what I had planned for and showed her there was nothing else in the wallet. She said 1. 2 was fine at that point (nothing is a better bargaining chip than an empty wallet, I only take in what I'm willing to spend. I leave everything else hidden in the car).
TiderInsider1
11-09-14, 17:50
Any hints on name or location? I drove down Hwy. 31 to Alabastard and didn't see anything.
After that I decided to give the 1 T place a try. Took me a minute to find it. Was pleased that it is kind of secluded. Went in and was greeted by the Mamasan. She put me in a room and in a couple of minutes Sally came it. Sally is tall and slender with small natural breasts and has a small butterfly tattoo on her left arm. She was very pleasant and friendly. I was a little put off that the house fee is $80, that just meant that when it came time for extras there just wouldn't be as much. The TS was very nice, then spent a few minutes in the sauna, and then had a nice back rub. When it came time for the extras, she wanted 1. 4, but I told her that 1. 2 was all I had and that the house was $20 more than what I had planned for and showed her there was nothing else in the wallet. She said 1. 2 was fine at that point (nothing is a better bargaining chip than an empty wallet, I only take in what I'm willing to spend. I leave everything else hidden in the car).Add says it's on Valleydale mapquest puts it right at intersection of Valleydale and 31.
Any hints on name or location? I drove down Hwy. 31 to Alabastard and didn't see anything.
After that I decided to give the 1 T place a try. Took me a minute to find it. Was pleased that it is kind of secluded. Went in and was greeted by the Mamasan. She put me in a room and in a couple of minutes Sally came it. Sally is tall and slender with small natural breasts and has a small butterfly tattoo on her left arm. She was very pleasant and friendly. I was a little put off that the house fee is $80, that just meant that when it came time for extras there just wouldn't be as much. The TS was very nice, then spent a few minutes in the sauna, and then had a nice back rub. When it came time for the extras, she wanted 1. 4, but I told her that 1. 2 was all I had and that the house was $20 more than what I had planned for and showed her there was nothing else in the wallet. She said 1. 2 was fine at that point (nothing is a better bargaining chip than an empty wallet, I only take in what I'm willing to spend. I leave everything else hidden in the car).From the Google map (BP ad "I Knead" it looks like it's next to Rite-Aid in that strip center.
Susie was fun. At Fuji, she would always make sure I got the young little ones. Even had her a couple of times, especially if the others were busy, even got a handjob in the hallway. At SS I changed my fantasies to dress-up and she would come in and play with me and the model. Damn, she could also talk dirty. Would love to reach out to her again, just to say Hi.
Boliver.That brings back memories. I had Susie once or twice back at Fuji. I can't remember the name but Fuji was also named something else at one time back in the '90's.
From the Google map (BP ad "I Knead" it looks like it's next to Rite-Aid in that strip center.Oh joy. Right across from the Hoover Public Safety complex. I imagine it won't last very long in that location. That's sort of the boarder line between Hoover and Pelham's Police jurisdiction. Pelham and Hoover cops are through there all day long. And so is the Shelby County Sheriff's deputies.
Oh joy. Right across from the Hoover Public Safety complex. I imagine it won't last very long in that location. That's sort of the boarder line between Hoover and Pelham's Police jurisdiction. Pelham and Hoover cops are through there all day long. And so is the Shelby County Sheriff's deputies.Yeah, not a very good location, or a sure sign that nothing will be going on.
TiderInsider1
11-10-14, 12:03
Yeah, not a very good location, or a sure sign that nothing will be going on.Well Alabaster was right down from police station and there used to be joy there if this is where I think it is I have never actually seen a Pelham patrol car there and that would be in Pelham's city limits.
Member #4703
11-11-14, 08:50
It will be like all of the other places where you will be teased and then offered for you to please yourself. What a joy!
It will be like all of the other places where you will be teased and then offered for you to please yourself. What a joy!I was right. Nothing to be had there but the usual tease. Massage was mediocre. Everyone needs to quit patronizing these joints, and maybe they'll fold.
I was right. Nothing to be had there but the usual tease. Massage was mediocre. Everyone needs to quit patronizing these joints, and maybe they'll fold.You didn't try hard enough. It can be gotten.
I was right. Nothing to be had there but the usual tease. Massage was mediocre. Everyone needs to quit patronizing these joints, and maybe they'll fold.Same here. Average looking middle aged.
Massage was mediocre at best and nothing more.
You didn't try hard enough. It can be gotten.Not mortgaging the house for it, given the appearance, and mediocre massage.
Any info on this girl? It seems like I read something but can not find it to save my life. Thanks.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ultimate-body-rub-with-sensual-magic-prostate-touch/8883651
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-see-nikki-today/9611066
Nikki is in town. I have seen her within the month. She has added some weight but I loved her location and she is professional. A bit bigger than my personal preference but I would repeat.
Sun Spa was a later name for Fuji.. BTW, changing the subject: One night at a spa (can't remember which one), as I was being led back to the room by
my girl, I passed an open room and saw a guy with another one of the girls packing a suitcase. It looked like they were mostly packing
lingerie. The guy was Caucasian. Also, I've seen a white pickup at Fuji / Sun Spa on several occasions with Texas plates, once being driven by "Glasses Girl". Susie is now in Houston, so I was wondering if their parent company or whatever is based there. Just a nit to pick.
TwoWheelSx4
12-07-14, 12:08
Anyone know why Panda was closed up tight Friday?
No sign, door locked and curtains drawn over the front door.
Sun Spa was a later name for Fuji.. BTW, changing the subject: One night at a spa (can't remember which one), as I was being led back to the room by
my girl, I passed an open room and saw a guy with another one of the girls packing a suitcase. It looked like they were mostly packing
lingerie. The guy was Caucasian. Also, I've seen a white pickup at Fuji / Sun Spa on several occasions with Texas plates, once being driven by "Glasses Girl". Susie is now in Houston, so I was wondering if their parent company or whatever is based there. Just a nit to pick.I think most of the girls that Fuji / Sun had come out of Texas. Dallas to be more precise. And at Yoshiko seemed like most of the girls were from Cali or NYC. I talked to a couple of girls as Yoshiko once and asked them what sort of things they like to do when they weren't working. Answers could get interesting. One girl liked to design and make jewelry, some were going to school. Or at least that's the sort of things they told me.
I had the mamasan at Fuji / Super Sauna offer to find me a wife once. I raised an eyebrow and asked if she meant a girl that worked for the spa and she said "Oh no, I find you good girl. " LOL!. Some times I think maybe I should have taken her up on that offer. I also jokingly brought up that subject with a mamasan at a spa in Macon Ga while I was living there and she said "Oh no, no, no. You don't want spa girl. They no good. " I couldn't help but bust out laughing.
TwoWheelSx4
12-08-14, 13:54
Closed again today as of 11:30. Something happened.
Closed again today as of 11:30. Something happened.Probably not enough customers.
TiderInsider1
12-08-14, 17:42
Closed again today as of 11:30. Something happened.Alabaster still open? It's owned by the same people.
Big turnoff asking for tips.
Probably not enough customers.
TwoWheelSx4
12-17-14, 23:05
Anybody heard anything?Been by twice but not recently. Both times closed. They are not advertising so I think they're all done.
Went by there today, it is closed up.
Been by twice but not recently. Both times closed. They are not advertising so I think they're all done.I'm not surprised that Panda and the Alabaster location are closed. Like many of you I gave them a try, but never went back. What is the point of getting teased then hit up hard for tips?? And the women I saw weren't that attractive and didn't seem to be interested in making the customer happy. I just wonder how long the "foot" place in Hoover and the branch on 280 will stay open.
Member #4703
12-20-14, 12:46
Was over in Hoover and decided to make a late night run to Foot. Needed a massage and figured what the hell. Big mistake. Girl as usual knew about 4 words. Hard, soft, etc. Wanted it deep in a few areas and was not getting it. After telling her a few times and she not understanding, I finally gave up and just went along. I could tell nothing was even about to take place. All the covering in all the right places. Anyway when I got up to pay, she points at the menu of services and points to the hour selection with a perplexed look on her face. So I give her 60 and drink my cup of water. Meanwhile she's looking at my bills as if she can't tell a 20 from a pineapple. And then she goes "teep. " I said excuse me. She says " I get teep. " I said not from me you don't. I told her that the massage was not that good and if you wanted a tip, you need to do something extra. She looked at me with the look of " I have no idea what you just said. " And on that note I took my dum-dum sucker and left. Needless to say, I wasn't looking for extras, but don't ask me for a fucking tip.
If the service is not that good, and they ask me for a tip, I usually say "Don't pet any strange dogs" and leave.
Seen this ad several times and tried to call once but got no reply. Has anyone got any feedback? Please answer here or PM would be very appreciated.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/oo-educated-in-the-art-of-massage-o-o-gifted-in-the-art-of-touch-oo/6072615
Also interested in the provider who advertises "Heavenly Massages".
Thanks.
Tug.
Seen this ad several times and tried to call once but got no reply. Has anyone got any feedback? Please answer here or PM would be very appreciated.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/oo-educated-in-the-art-of-massage-o-o-gifted-in-the-art-of-touch-oo/6072615
Also interested in the provider who advertises "Heavenly Massages".
Thanks.
Tug.I tried a few times but never got anyone on the phone or not even a call back. If you do, let me know how it went.
Either she travels with a friend / s or she post multiple ads. There are multiple ads that appear when she post.
Went by there today, it is closed up.Massage board had hard on for these AMPs and hit everyone in Birmingham. They shut panda and Alabaster down because on non licensed massage therapist.
Seen this ad several times and tried to call once but got no reply. Has anyone got any feedback? Please answer here or PM would be very appreciated.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/oo-educated-in-the-art-of-massage-o-o-gifted-in-the-art-of-touch-oo/6072615
Also interested in the provider who advertises "Heavenly Massages".
Thanks.
Tug.Never heard of anyone that actually saw her.
Had a great experience with Nikki last week, does very good massage and style. She is a repeat. PM for details.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-see-nikki-today/9611066
Tug.
Awhile back there was a post regarding a UTR provider in Pelham / Alabaster area. Any word on if she is still operating? I would like to find something closer to home and my office for those times I have a short amount of time to play. PM me with any info. Thanks in Advance.
AlfredeNewman4
12-26-14, 22:16
Awhile back there was a post regarding a UTR provider in Pelham / Alabaster area. Any word on if she is still operating? I would like to find something closer to home and my office for those times I have a short amount of time to play. PM me with any info. Thanks in Advance.Yes I had a couple sessions with her. Little on the heavy side but did a great job. Always left happy. She moved to Moody though. If anyone knows anyone else in the Pelham, Helena or AlAlabaster area. Pm me.
Last I heard she was at the extended stay off 119, didn't know she moved to Moody.
I, too, would like to be PM'd of anyone in these areas.
Have a few in Hoover working out of home / Apt.
Tug.
Yes I had a couple sessions with her. Little on the heavy side but did a great job. Always left happy. She moved to Moody though. If anyone knows anyone else in the Pelham, Helena or AlAlabaster area. Pm me.
Last I heard she was at the extended stay off 119, didn't know she moved to Moody.
I, too, would like to be PM'd of anyone in these areas.
Have a few in Hoover working out of home / Apt.
Tug.In my OP I said Alabaster / Pelham. I guess I should have said south of town. My office is on the south end of town, but I travel throughout the area all day. Would be nice to have a "route" of regulars to call whenever I need to let of some steam.
Had a great experience with Nikki last week, does very good massage and style. She is a repeat. PM for details.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-see-nikki-today/9611066
Tug.Where is Nikki Located. Has anyone been to H-Massage or Lotus Massage. Close to 280 and on 280. Just wondering if they offer any extra stuff.
Has anyone been to these massage places? I was just wondering if they offered any extra services?
Typically no. But stranger things have happened in the past.
QUOTE=JrSwag2;2311083]Has anyone been to these massage places? I was just wondering if they offered any extra services?
Tug, thought I shared with you a "new utr" on the west side.
QUOTE=AlfredeNewman4;2310281]Yes I had a couple sessions with her. Little on the heavy side but did a great job. Always left happy. She moved to Moody though. If anyone knows anyone else in the Pelham, Helena or AlAlabaster area. Pm me.
TwoWheelSx4
12-28-14, 01:39
Has anyone been to these massage places? I was just wondering if they offered any extra services?If H Massage is the one on 280 and it's one of the same girls who used to work at the foot place in Hoover. Her name starts with an "M", there can be extras albeit rushed and mechanical. The massage is okay but I've had better.
Anyone been to see her. Please PM me details.
Tug.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/wow-indulge-in-relaxation-at-its-finest-this-holiday-season-w-my-100-massage-sessions-whoa/10966027
I have been as well. I may just TOFTT and then update.
Anyone been to see her. Please PM me details.
Tug.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/wow-indulge-in-relaxation-at-its-finest-this-holiday-season-w-my-100-massage-sessions-whoa/10966027
TiderInsider1
12-31-14, 13:30
Alabaster is back open.
Cuteguy141
12-31-14, 16:44
Alabaster is back open.What is the name of the massage place in Alabaster? Can't find it.
Went in but 2 girls busy, can't remember names but the one I've seen before could hardly communicate. Other girl is new, I was told.
Any it's off of 1st Street (Hwy 31) go to 411 1st Street Buddy's BBQ go behind BBQ place and south will be 2nd building on your left with neon "OPEN" sign.
Report back, hope you cum out smiling!
Tug.
I did called about 130 pm one day and asked what was available. They said 230 and 3. I said give me 3. I asked where they were located and they said near Waffle House in Irondale and they said text at 215 for address. Well about 225 I text and call but no response. At about 250 they text back and said they took another appt that I should have texted at 215. So screw them. I don't have time for games.
Member #4703
01-01-15, 11:50
Why are you all excited about a place opening back up that's a waste of time? They may give out an extra once in a blue moon by some rogue masseuse, but the consistency has never been there with any of these places. Until it's a 100% given that you're going to get anything, why go and waste time and money? Screw them. Let them stay closed. And as far as just massages, they all suck too. None of them no what they're doing. They give light rubdowns and if you tell them how and where you hurt, they don't understand you at all.
Why are you all excited about a place opening back up that's a waste of time? They may give out an extra once in a blue moon by some rogue masseuse, but the consistency has never been there with any of these places. Until it's a 100% given that you're going to get anything, why go and waste time and money? Screw them. Let them stay closed. And as far as just massages, they all suck too. None of them no what they're doing. They give light rubdowns and if you tell them how and where you hurt, they don't understand you at all.I agree. All of these places (Foot, Panda, Alabaster, Knead, H, etc.) are, on average, a waste of time. Why keep throwing good money after bad?
I'm not sure Fuji was the first name for that one or not. I started going there in the mid=90's. I could swear that at one time it was called Japan Spa too. Oh well, those days are sadly gone.
I've been to one or two of the Dallas places too. I never got to one in Houston though.
I miss Susie.
I think most of the girls that Fuji / Sun had come out of Texas. Dallas to be more precise. And at Yoshiko seemed like most of the girls were from Cali or NYC. I talked to a couple of girls as Yoshiko once and asked them what sort of things they like to do when they weren't working. Answers could get interesting. One girl liked to design and make jewelry, some were going to school. Or at least that's the sort of things they told me.
I had the mamasan at Fuji / Super Sauna offer to find me a wife once. I raised an eyebrow and asked if she meant a girl that worked for the spa and she said "Oh no, I find you good girl. " LOL!. Some times I think maybe I should have taken her up on that offer. I also jokingly brought up that subject with a mamasan at a spa in Macon Ga while I was living there and she said "Oh no, no, no. You don't want spa girl. They no good. " I couldn't help but bust out laughing.
Went in but 2 girls busy, can't remember names but the one I've seen before could hardly communicate. Other girl is new, I was told.
Any it's off of 1st Street (Hwy 31) go to 411 1st Street Buddy's BBQ go behind BBQ place and south will be 2nd building on your left with neon "OPEN" sign.
Report back, hope you cum out smiling!
Tug.Tug. Could you clear out your mailbox? Thanks.
Tug. Could you clear out your mailbox? Thanks.Done thanks!
TheCollector
01-05-15, 02:34
Anyone been to see her. Please PM me details.
Tug.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/wow-indulge-in-relaxation-at-its-finest-this-holiday-season-w-my-100-massage-sessions-whoa/10966027Saw Celestine about 6 months ago, no big deal. She is much larger than her pics, yes I know, her pics are already pretty big. Massage was decent and gave her a lollipop which she didn't finish. Hope that helps.
SilverDawg
01-09-15, 16:51
I drove that way the other night and couldn't find it and never got answer from about 6 phone calls. Just wondering if this is the typical new Chinese place with average massage and 0 extras? The girls in the ads look fantastic--it reality what is working there?
http://gadsden.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-hot-hot-1-asian-y-and-s-spa-new-in-neptune/10948812
Highway Man
01-10-15, 20:18
I drove that way the other night and couldn't find it and never got answer from about 6 phone calls. Just wondering if this is the typical new Chinese place with average massage and 0 extras? The girls in the ads look fantastic--it reality what is working there?
http://gadsden.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-hot-hot-1-asian-y-and-s-spa-new-in-neptune/10948812The only thing I can tell you for sure is those girls do not work there.
This ad seems enticing but $$ is it worth it. Has anyone experienced, please PM me. TY.
Tug.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/amazing-tantra-bodywork-with-bath-ceremony/6663223
Member #4703
01-14-15, 22:57
Taking a bath for $250 bucks. Yeah that sounds totally worth it. It's times like this I wish I was a female.
This ad seems enticing but $$ is it worth it. Has anyone experienced, please PM me. TY.
Tug.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/amazing-tantra-bodywork-with-bath-ceremony/6663223
Taking a bath for $250 bucks. Yeah that sounds totally worth it. It's times like this I wish I was a female.Spider man, obviously you have not tried this provider -- so you know nothing!
If you had read her ad, its the ceremony and massage during & after the so called bath is why it sounded enticing.
Your 2 cents worth was only worth 2 cents! It wasn't helpful, thought this form was to help each other out not be sarcastic.
Member #4703
01-17-15, 14:07
You're right. I haven't tried her. That's because I'm not dumb, pathetic or desperate enough, whatever the case might be, to spend that kind of money for that type of service. She can call it what she wants, it's a oily massage in a tub with a HJ at the end. You want to try her out be my guest. Who gives a shit. We talk all the time on here about prices being too high for services and taking a stand. She obviously does well otherwise she wouldn't come here. It's because of people like you willing to waste money they don't have to get there little peters tugged. Good luck to you.
QUOTE=RubnTugn;2335242].
I apologize in advance. This is my first massage experience as I normally opt for a traditional escort. I paid. 5 for 1 hour massage and table shower. In my rookie mind, the massage was ok. The masseuse was probably late 30's and not ugly but not attractive in my eyes. Got nothing extra but not sure I did things right. Can a few of why'all PM me on the ins and outs or etiquette to see if more is available! Do you put $ down first, etc.
Thanks.
Stopped by yesterday. Terrible time!! Didn't catch her name but had short hair, nice boobs. Couldn't touch her. Ended up walking out. Waste of time and money.
BadEricBad
01-20-15, 14:58
I apologize in advance. This is my first massage experience as I normally opt for a traditional escort. I paid. 5 for 1 hour massage and table shower. In my rookie mind, the massage was ok. The masseuse was probably late 30's and not ugly but not attractive in my eyes. Got nothing extra but not sure I did things right. Can a few of why'all PM me on the ins and outs or etiquette to see if more is available! Do you put $ down first, etc.
Thanks.I've been to a few places in town and you'd know if there was anything else on the menu. No need to ask. Alabaster is just a dead end. Read deeper in the forum and you'll see.
The only places in bham that have what you might want are in and around roebuck / centerpoint. And both have been busted in last 6 months. Take care.
I've been to a few places in town and you'd know if there was anything else on the menu. No need to ask. Alabaster is just a dead end. Read deeper in the forum and you'll see.
The only places in bham that have what you might want are in and around roebuck / centerpoint. And both have been busted in last 6 months. Take care.I felt something may have been available. Obviously not a operating like true massage place judging where hands seem to wander and the fact that they dry you off while you stand there naked swinging in the wind. Again, idk much about massage parlors. Roebuck area just too far for me to wander off too.
Thanks.
I felt something may have been available. Obviously not a operating like true massage place judging where hands seem to wander and the fact that they dry you off while you stand there naked swinging in the wind. Again, idk much about massage parlors. Roebuck area just too far for me to wander off too.
Thanks.That is their point. To make you THINK something else may be available when, in fact, you are wasting money visit after visit.
Sweetness420
01-21-15, 17:03
Is anything in the roebuck area worth it anymore. Super Sauna was good but haven't been in that area since it closed.
Member #4703
01-21-15, 17:41
Once in a blue moon as been said before, you might run into a rogue masseuse. If it's a place where there's a guy working there on where you have curtains for doors or walls that go all the way up, you can forget it. Any of the other places you might, again run into something, but by the time you do you've wasted a lot of money.
Alamassage1
01-23-15, 09:26
She was excellent in her day. Has anyone seen her in last 6 months or so? PM or post, thanks.
Eric Shunn
01-24-15, 22:11
Is anything in the roebuck area worth it anymore. Super Sauna was good but haven't been in that area since it closed.Man I sure miss the Super Sauna. My first experience there was a younger girl named Jenna or Jenny. Day-em ! I bet I dropped $1000 One month. She was hot. I remember she kept her Bush trimmed close but not shaved and had perfect twins up top. Sniff sniff she left about a year before the place finally closed. She was fun. She would always give my little soldier a kiss after the TS before the cough cough massage started.
Big Heretic
01-25-15, 12:45
Is anything in the roebuck area worth it anymore.To answer your question. No.
You have the place that used to be Time. I cannot remember what it's name is now but I've never read anything good about it. Even when it was Time.
The One Touch place that used to be VIP is hit or miss (mostly miss. And that's me being kind). I've been there a total of 4 times since they opened back up. The first 2 times I got a girl named Sally. She was pretty good and I was mostly satisfied with her. The 3rd trip I got a girl named Candy. Biggest damn nipples I've ever seen. The 4th time I got a woman (not girl) named Yung, she looked like she had been rode hard and put up wet. Many many times. The best I ever got from Candy and Yung was a little back door play and an HJ (Yung didn't even bother to take any clothes off), even after the Mamasan told them I was okay and to take good care of me.
TwoWheelSx4
01-25-15, 16:55
To answer your question. No.
You have the place that used to be Time. I cannot remember what it's name is now but I've never read anything good about it. Even when it was Time.
The One Touch place that used to be VIP is hit or miss (mostly miss. And that's me being kind). I've been there a total of 4 times since they opened back up. The first 2 times I got a girl named Sally. She was pretty good and I was mostly satisfied with her. The 3rd trip I got a girl named Candy. Biggest damn nipples I've ever seen. The 4th time I got a woman (not girl) named Yung, she looked like she had been rode hard and put up wet. Many many times. The best I ever got from Candy and Yung was a little back door play and an HJ (Yung didn't even bother to take any clothes off), even after the Mamasan told them I was okay and to take good care of me.Back in the day Yoshiko was the place to go. I was a regular there and they always had nice girls which were rotated on a regular basis. Too bad they got busted, definitely miss it.
Big Heretic
01-25-15, 17:14
Back in the day Yoshiko was the place to go. I was a regular there and they always had nice girls which were rotated on a regular basis. Too bad they got busted, definitely miss it.I also was a regular at Yoshiko as well as Super Sauna, until I had to move to Macon Ga. While reminiscing about places that used to be is nice, it doesn't do much for answering a fellows question. Now that I'm back in be'ham I wish there was somewhere decent to go.
BTW. A question for the mods. What happen to the post counts? I was a senior member with alot more posts that 6. What happen that I got busted back to "regular member" with a post count of 6?
Shit brother, like twice a year that happens. The server backs up the data and somebodies post count gets reset to zero. They are just gone wherever electrons go to die brother.
Since you have been a member since 2004 without a single infraction I restored you to Senior and I'm giving you an arbitrary post count of 300, it should count up from there. PM me if it doesn't.
Seriously sorry about that it's the best I can do.
A2
She was excellent in her day. Has anyone seen her in last 6 months or so? PM or post, thanks.Angie was great looking and a super lady! Lost touch years ago, would also like to know if anyone has a way to contact her.
Has anyone visited Charm since she's moved? I have and it just gets better and better. Her regulars pm me please. I've got to a question.
Medical Mal
01-29-15, 20:42
This place just needs to be avoided and boycotted and perhaps they will shut down.
Went there the other day. Paid for an hour. Got 30 minutes. Saw Pink. Ordered everything on the menu at menu price and basically just got served soup that was hand made. I know, I know. That is on me but not again for the foreseeable future.
With the tragic city getting the 2020 World games or 2021 world games or whatever you call it, the Ham might want to foster something more than just improvements in.
Infrastructure, lodging and dining and also concentrate on creating an environment where some A1 entertainment can flourish like the 2003-2006 years.
Medical Mal.
Member #4703
01-30-15, 09:09
First of all those "world games" are a joke. From the events they have Birmingham might have been the only one to bid on them. And you're right, places like Ocean need to be shut down. If for anything to save people the embarrassment of wasting their money or getting their mug on tv or news. And basically what you're saying is that Bham should stop focusing on trying to make the city better and just focus on building places where one can go and get "serviced. " Makes perfect sense.
AlfredeNewman4
02-04-15, 18:38
Has anyone visited Charm since she's moved? I have and it just gets better and better. Her regulars pm me please. I've got to a question.Shot you a pm Tide. Saw Charm a couple weeks ago. Great as usual.
Did not now she moved. What's so better?
Has anyone visited Charm since she's moved? I have and it just gets better and better. Her regulars pm me please. I've got to a question.Tide,
I visited recently and have seen no change. Very nice and pleasant as always.
Tide,
I visited recently and have seen no change. Very nice and pleasant as always.Contact for this Charm?
Anyone have any intel on this one?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sweet-sexy-southern-girl/11226721
Anyone have any intel on this one?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sweet-sexy-southern-girl/11226721No wish I did she's cute.
I was going to TOFTT and we texted back and forth and had a time set when she went silent.
May try again!
No wish I did she's cute.
Contact for this Charm?Sleeper,
I am sending you a PM.
Spencer1000
02-12-15, 16:11
Against my better judgement I paid them a visit a few days ago. I've been a few times since they opened back up and with the exception of the first time I've been disappointed each time. This time was no different. Mediocre shower, decent but short massage with a decent bit of stress relief at the end. If the talent doesn't improve its really not worth going back.
Has anyone visited Charm since she's moved? I have and it just gets better and better. Her regulars pm me please. I've got to a question.You were correct. Slight menu modification.
New to the massage parlor seen here. How is a place called Houliang massage? I'm looking for a place with pretty Asian girls that doesn't keep you wrapped up like a burrito while being massaged. Also want a place that will massage your ass a lot. Thanks in advance guys!
How is Houliang massage? I am looking for a place that uses little draping and has pretty girls that tease a lot. I like a lot of butt massage. Thanks!
TwoWheelSx4
02-16-15, 22:33
You were correct. Slight menu modification.Care to elaborate?
TwoWheelSx4
02-16-15, 22:34
How is Houliang massage? I am looking for a place that uses little draping and has pretty girls that tease a lot. I like a lot of butt massage. Thanks!Nothing to be had there. Not that kind of place.
Just a regular old massage zero extras.
Care to elaborate?She would not cross the line.
Has anyone seen this girl?
I called and got some guy's voicemail.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/fun-loving-brunette/11265151
Nope but she is cute. Let us know if you get more info.
Has anyone seen this girl?
I called and got some guy's voicemail.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/fun-loving-brunette/11265151
Anyone seen her??
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/mature-bombshell-super-hot-body-rub-34-text-or-call-3817859-no-voice-mails/11044951
TwoWheelSx4
02-25-15, 21:40
Anyone seen her??
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/mature-bombshell-super-hot-body-rub-34-text-or-call-3817859-no-voice-mails/11044951Yep, she has a great personality. Lot of fun but you will only get he and nothing more.
She did get naked for me during the entire massage and took a shower with me afterwards so that was pretty cool.
She really needs to tighten up that ass a bit.
TiderInsider1
02-27-15, 19:12
Everyone probably already knows but LEO raided and shut down the AMP there yesterday I believe.
SilverDawg
02-27-15, 19:36
Everyone probably already knows but LEO raided and shut down the AMP there yesterday I believe.The older gal (julie I think was name) took care of me that day. Massage was ok but on the flip the HE left me with a smile that is still on my face. I guess things had been dry so long that to finally reach the finish line again made my day. Julie definitely gets an A for the flipside manner.
TiderInsider1
02-28-15, 13:17
The older gal (julie I think was name) took care of me that day. Massage was ok but on the flip the HE left me with a smile that is still on my face. I guess things had been dry so long that to finally reach the finish line again made my day. Julie definitely gets an A for the flipside manner.One in Mobile was busted this week to I think guess Birmingham is next.
Member #4703
02-28-15, 17:26
Was this place in Tuscaloosa a legit AMP or one of these other crappy places like here in town?
Yep, she has a great personality. Lot of fun but you will only get he and nothing more.
She did get naked for me during the entire massage and took a shower with me afterwards so that was pretty cool.
She really needs to tighten up that ass a bit.What's the damage?
Sunday evening I was in need of a massage so I was near Alabaster and dropped in. A very attractive young lady was sitting in the lobby. She brought me back to a room, I just did the hour since I didn't have much time. Massage uncovered was pretty dang good, not sure if it was good because I was so tight. She did do a great massage of my arse and grazing my boys with her fingers. She gave me a great bath at the end but never did finish. But again I went because I needed a massage and wasn't expecting a finish. Oh and she didn't ask for a tip either. Nice upgrade LOL.
TwoWheelSx4
03-02-15, 20:19
What's the damage?I forget. Seems like 80 or 100 for hr. I probably gave her 120 which is my standard for a good 1 hr massage with he.
Has anyone had any experience with her! I can not find any info on her. Seems like the number comes up with a variety of photos and locations.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hugs-body-rubs-and-love-lets-mingle-i-wanna-make-you-tingle-avail-now/10817543
TwoWheelSx4
03-05-15, 14:49
Anyone tried that one yet?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-asian-therapeutic/9158454
New Asian Therapeutic!
Business hour: 10:00 am--10:00 pm.
Open 7 days a week.
Phone: 205-991-2841.
5291 Valleydale Road Suite 127.
I had a return visit to this place a week and a half ago. Very frustrated. Nice looking place in a strip mall. No table shower but that is not a deal-breaker for me. Usual set-up with mamasan greeting you then back to a room. The massage girl was plain looking 4-5/10 but nice rack under a tight t-shirt and OK booty. She didn't try to enforce the towel. Gave an OK massage with teasing from behind, but that was it.
On a prior visit (different girl) I was able to let my hands roam all over and received a great deal of work to a certain area after I asked for it, left happy and tipped appropriately. Nothing doing this time. I asked (and offered to tip) for mutual touch, or even if she would just flash me. NO. Tried to get her to give at least some Happy attention. NO. Did I leave a tip. NO.
So here is one more tease and no please place in town. Watching videos at home is more economical and less of a waste of time.
Checked out a few AMPs while in town:
One Therapy: Mamasan greeted me and led me to a room. A minute later, in walked Lee, about 40 years old, flat ass, but not horrible looking. Decided to stay. Paid the house fee and went to the shower room. Very thorough TS with plenty of attention to the twig and berries. Back in the room, however, everything went downhill. Lee started with a boring massage which was lasting way too long. I flipped over and told her I was ready for the deed and she acted totally legit. Told her to give me my money back as I wasn't there to play stupid games. She wouldn't budge so I yelled for the mamas an. Mamasan played the bullshit game too but I stood my ground and got back most of the house fee. As I got dressed, I grilled Lee on her lack of skills, bullshit game, told her I doubt she had a legit massage license, etc. She hastily left the room and by the time I headed for the door, she was in her civvies and following me out the door to my car. Told her to fuck off or I'd deck her ass. She yelled some obscenities in Korean but finally went back inside. I left. QUESTION: Has One Therapy been busted lately or did I just happen to walk in on National AMP Bish Day?
Ocean Spa: After the disaster at One Therapy, I went over to Ocean. Lo and behold, the old mamasan with glasses who answered the door is one who's played mamasan at most of the Atlanta AMPs. She was surprised to see me and asked if I lived in be'ham now. I lied and said yes. Got to a room and a fugly 40-something showed up. Rejected her and a 60 year old Showed up. This woman had more wrinkles than I've seen in a long time. Asked mamasan what was with the oldies there and she said it's very hard to get young providers to come to be'ham. I left.
Panda Accupressure (Homewood): Happened upon this place. Went in and it smelled like a dirty diaper. A 40-ish woman came out to the front and I asked who else was available. Another 40-something came up front but I made an excuse and left. Neither were bad looking but the smell was a turn off so I left.
H Spa (Hwy 280): This place is across the road from Logan's Roadhouse on the second floor above a Subway. A chunky, older Chinese woman led me in. I really needed a good massage so settled for her. Didn't get her name but to her credit she gave a decent massage. She'd graze the boys but when it came for extras, she suggested DIY. I complied and she let me play with her big tits UTC. Had to shuffle through my best fantasies to bust a nut as she's pretty ugly. Tipped and left.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-asian-therapeutic/9158454
New Asian Therapeutic!
Business hour: 10:00 am--10:00 pm.
Open 7 days a week.
Phone: 205-991-2841.
5291 Valleydale Road Suite 127.
I had a return visit to this place a week and a half ago. Very frustrated. Nice looking place in a strip mall. No table shower but that is not a deal-breaker for me. Usual set-up with mamasan greeting you then back to a room. The massage girl was plain looking 4-5/10 but nice rack under a tight t-shirt and OK booty. She didn't try to enforce the towel. Gave an OK massage with teasing from behind, but that was it.
On a prior visit (different girl) I was able to let my hands roam all over and received a great deal of work to a certain area after I asked for it, left happy and tipped appropriately. Nothing doing this time. I asked (and offered to tip) for mutual touch, or even if she would just flash me. NO. Tried to get her to give at least some Happy attention. NO. Did I leave a tip. NO.
So here is one more tease and no please place in town. Watching videos at home is more economical and less of a waste of time.Nothing more than legit massage. Too much pressure this past year with LEO and massage boards going around. That's why I stick to my utr and rarely share them.
One Therapy: Mamasan greeted me and led me to a room. A minute later, in walked Lee, about 40 years old, flat ass, but not horrible looking. Decided to stay. Paid the house fee and went to the shower room. Very thorough TS with plenty of attention to the twig and berries. Back in the room, however, everything went downhill. Lee started with a boring massage which was lasting way too long. I flipped over and told her I was ready for the deed and she acted totally legit. Told her to give me my money back as I wasn't there to play stupid games. She wouldn't budge so I yelled for the mamas an. Mamasan played the bullshit game too but I stood my ground and got back most of the house fee. As I got dressed, I grilled Lee on her lack of skills, bullshit game, told her I doubt she had a legit massage license, etc. She hastily left the room and by the time I headed for the door, she was in her civvies and following me out the door to my car. Told her to fuck off or I'd deck her ass. She yelled some obscenities in Korean but finally went back inside. I left. QUESTION: Has One Therapy been busted lately or did I just happen to walk in on National AMP Bish Day?
Wow. You really got me scratching my head on this one. I was by there yesterday about 1:00 pm and Lee was the girl that took care of me. I had an enjoyable time and got most of what I wanted. She was talkative with me and we joked and teased around at each other. At one point we were both laying on the table laughing our butts off. Oh well I guess that's what they mean by YMMV.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/manscape-madness-now-offering-exp-srvc-and-vip-memberships-wanna-play/10099164
Has anyone check this one out? Surly someone has because they've been posting for months.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/manscape-madness-now-offering-exp-srvc-and-vip-memberships-wanna-play/10099164
Has anyone check this one out? Surly someone has because they've been posting for months.Black girl named Roe tried to give me a massage with RUBBER gloves. I actually told her to stop! Then she gets attitude that she needs to be paid for the full hour. I told her if she was desperate. I actually paid her a portion of the money to STOP! Save your time and money!
Black girl named Roe tried to give me a massage with RUBBER gloves. I actually told her to stop! Then she gets attitude that she needs to be paid for the full hour. I told her if she was desperate. I actually paid her a portion of the money to STOP! Save your time and money!Thanks! I had a white girl to the same thing a few yrs ago with rubber gloves. Very lame.
TwoWheelSx4
03-13-15, 21:06
Black girl named Roe tried to give me a massage with RUBBER gloves. I actually told her to stop! Then she gets attitude that she needs to be paid for the full hour. I told her if she was desperate. I actually paid her a portion of the money to STOP! Save your time and money!Damn what a joke. Hate that happened to you but thanks for sharing. You saved us some money.
Racist Asswipe
03-18-15, 23:06
Soooooo sick of all the tease places in town. I Knead Massage, Panda, Foot. Suck my dickson. Oh sorry you won't do that either. And the so-called 'upscale provider' BP ads, give me a break. I've determined that the word 'upscale' is code for ghetto skank.
Cigar Smoke
03-20-15, 22:41
Was out and about this evening (8:00) and noticed that ocean and one were both closed. I haven't seen anything on the news regarding a bust, but we all knew it was only a matter of time.
Soooooo sick of all the tease places in town. I Knead Massage, Panda, Foot. Suck my dickson. Oh sorry you won't do that either. And the so-called 'upscale provider' BP ads, give me a break. I've determined that the word 'upscale' is code for ghetto skank.Birmingham is dry. Too much pressure this year. I've realized the floaters on BP must suck because if not, they'd have all the business they need in their hometown.
Member #4703
03-20-15, 23:11
Birmingham is dry. Too much pressure this year. I've realized the floaters on BP must suck because if not, they'd have all the business they need in their hometown.That's what I've always said whether it dealt with massages or escorts. If you're in Bham from Miami, Atlanta or Dallas, there's got to be a reason because why you ever leave to come here.
Where is good place of massage with young and PRETTY GIRLS??
Sweetness420
03-25-15, 02:11
Where is good place of massage with young and PRETTY GIRLS??Nowhere LOL, bham is pretty much dead these days.
Most of these AMPs on every street corner you can get 50-60/ hr massage. I wouldn't say any are young and maybe a 5% change you luck up and get a HJ.
QUOTE=TideRitz;2411445]Where is good place of massage with young and PRETTY GIRLS??
Anyone tried that one yet?There is nothing. Than a good massage, very small place that's it. Looks like she is always bussy will be back was good massage.
TwoWheelSx4
03-31-15, 17:45
There is nothing. Than a good massage, very small place that's it. Looks like she is always bussy will be back was good massage.Her name wasn't Mary was it?
TiderInsider1
03-31-15, 18:59
Her name wasn't Mary was it?Went there once she's a real massage therapist works for a chiropractor think her name is Angela not Asian if you want a real deep tissue massage worth a visit other wise nothing going to happen. Haven't been back.
VeryTallRider
03-31-15, 20:39
Does it strike anyone else as odd that the "I'm a hot mess" girl seems to be posing for her selfie in a hospital room?
Yeah I had high hopes about this place. Again another disappointment thinking there was more. She's at a chiropractor office and does give a decent massage. I've been twice but not sure if I'll return.
QUOTE=TiderInsider1;2419224]Went there once she's a real massage therapist works for a chiropractor think her name is Angela not Asian if you want a real deep tissue massage worth a visit other wise nothing going to happen. Haven't been back.
I just saw something about a place called Acu Well a couple days ago. After googling it I see its a massage place that is in Hoover and had been there a few years. Only thing I know about it is that it is Asian. Anyone have any experience?
TiderInsider1
04-01-15, 08:30
Does it strike anyone else as odd that the "I'm a hot mess" girl seems to be posing for her selfie in a hospital room?LOL I noticed that myself wonder what she's there for.
Didn't see that till you mentioned it.
Wonder if anyone seen her yet?
Does it strike anyone else as odd that the "I'm a hot mess" girl seems to be posing for her selfie in a hospital room?
Didn't see that till you mentioned it.
Wonder if anyone seen her yet?I called her yesterday. Got her voice mail. It was a white guy. Just a regular voice mail. I'm thinking she's trying to make ends meet. Not a pro.
I never have seen this place advertised but I found it on a Google search. Anyone ever been here? I don't necessairly need extras just looking for an asian place that provides a very good massage. And if the therapist is actually good looking that is a plus. Feel free to PM me or reply, thanks. One more question, do are most of the asian places ok with DIY, even if they won't?
TwoWheelSx4
04-04-15, 23:21
I never have seen this place advertised but I found it on a Google search. Anyone ever been here? I don't necessairly need extras just looking for an asian place that provides a very good massage. And if the therapist is actually good looking that is a plus. Feel free to PM me or reply, thanks. One more question, do are most of the asian places ok with DIY, even if they won't?If that's the little place in Homewood near Dmitry's bbq I've been there a few times. Good massage however that little woman can actually hurt you.
She worked me too hard once and I couldn't walk straight for a week. Haven't been back since. YMMV.
Maybe be clear up front you want medium pressure. Otherwise you get hydraulic pressures.
I actually get very good massages at Panda and I Knead.
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