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Hi guys. Just wanted to share my two days of successful boycotting. I've felt the urge to go, but stood my ground last night, in the form of a friend with benefits. LOL. Technically 5 days without an AMP but only 2 days since knowing of boycott. Be strong guys!
I have boycotted all as well. I miss Yoshiko. Especially Cherry.
Looks like Lotus is back up and going. Anyone paid a visit please PM.
Bamaguy.Went to try it out, new woman. The worst rub and mechanical HJ. Waste of money. Used to be great place, owner needs to train them to meet her standard.
JoeDeertay
12-19-17, 23:25
Well, join the fight and stay the hell out of them.
Went to try it out, new woman. The worst rub and mechanical HJ. Waste of money. Used to be great place, owner needs to train them to meet her standard.
Member #5571
12-19-17, 23:42
Went to try it out, new woman. The worst rub and mechanical HJ. Waste of money. Used to be great place, owner needs to train them to meet her standard.Rub we are all tired of spending our hard earned money on this bullshit. Please join us, make the stand on however long it takes. These AMP owners are counting our money and laughing all the way to the bank for BULLSHIT. I don't know about other board members but I have spent a wad the past few years and sick of it. My suggestion, stay away from all of them, I don't give a damn if you got a piss poor HJ or what. A HJ is no different than a fucked up DIY. If we ALL reach out to some decent BP girls and PM share with each other the good ones and post the piece of shit wrecked out ones on the boards we can be somewhat satisfy our needs. It's the only way to turn it around for Birmingham, face it theres 15 or so of these damn AMP's somebody is paying their fucking bills to keep the lights on and doors open. I'm done with this shit!!
IAmAmazing
12-20-17, 14:01
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California1
12-22-17, 07:06
5 STARS!
I have told many of them the same. No HJ, no tip! I am not going to pay someone to watch me jerk off. They usually get pissed, but so what? You're not getting what you want now, what is she going to do? ***** and moan and still not give you a helping hand. I've been going to spas for years. In my younger days I got turned on at the thought of a pretty young thing watching me play with myself, but not anymore. Stand up for yourself guys and say.
"No HJ, No Tip!I'm on board with you. No HE, No Tip. I know of a spot in Montgomery that gives it tho. PM for deets.
MammieJammer
12-22-17, 20:24
Rub we are all tired of spending our hard earned money on this bullshit. Please join us, make the stand on however long it takes. These AMP owners are counting our money and laughing all the way to the bank for BULLSHIT. I don't know about other board members but I have spent a wad the past few years and sick of it. My suggestion, stay away from all of them, I don't give a damn if you got a piss poor HJ or what. A HJ is no different than a fucked up DIY. If we ALL reach out to some decent BP girls and PM share with each other the good ones and post the piece of shit wrecked out ones on the boards we can be somewhat satisfy our needs. It's the only way to turn it around for Birmingham, face it theres 15 or so of these damn AMP's somebody is paying their fucking bills to keep the lights on and doors open. I'm done with this shit!!Damn Skippy! What you said. MJ.
MammieJammer
12-22-17, 20:28
I'm on board with you. No HE, No Tip. I know of a spot in Montgomery that gives it tho. PM for deets.No money AT ALL for any of these bullshit tease joints that's an even better idea. MJ.
No money AT ALL for any of these bullshit tease joints that's an even better idea. MJ.Guess that answers my question if any AMP offers FS here huh? Staying in Hoover on my way to CA. Really do need a massage but also wanted some extra. BP I'm guessing?
JoeDeertay
12-23-17, 17:24
Ocean and One can accommodate what you want. Any place else forget about it.
Guess that answers my question if any AMP offers FS here huh? Staying in Hoover on my way to CA. Really do need a massage but also wanted some extra. BP I'm guessing?
Ocean and One can accommodate what you want. Any place else forget about it.What are the girls like at ocean or one now?
I've lurked here on and off for quite a while.
But I haven't heard any new favorable reviews that entices me to risk getting my face on the news to try either one.
MammieJammer
12-27-17, 22:33
What are the girls like at ocean or one now?
I've lurked here on and off for quite a while.
But I haven't heard any new favorable reviews that entices me to risk getting my face on the news to try either one.At One ancient; literally 50 or older. At Ocean late 30's to early 40's. The women look better at Ocean sometimes you can catch one there that's pretty cute but if you're looking for a pretty girl you're going to do better on Backpage or some other escort site. MJ.
What are the girls like at ocean or one now?
.Like 16 in a black jack game.
JoeDeertay
12-28-17, 19:36
How's the boycott going? I, for one haven't gone to any of them. Of course I'm the one that started the damn thing, LOL. Hope you all are doing the same. Hit them where it hurts.
So this is my take on all of the DIY places. I know everyone hates them or thinks they are going to be like the old school centerpoint places. I personally do not mind a one hour massage for $60. And even if I have to do it myself at the end so what. I was probably going to do it myself later that night anyway. But I think I've found a loophole. Today I went to one and the lady gave me the 10 minute warning. Of course I tried to play dumb and see if she would do it. Finally I said ok I will do this but you rub the boys. She agreed and as I began a grabbed her hand and started Ted using her hand to do it. She moved it away after a minute but I did it again and she laughed and said ok. Then she took over. Who knows, maybe my lucky day but it's worth another shot. I tipped her $10.
BuckInHere
12-29-17, 00:04
How's the boycott going? I, for one haven't gone to any of them. Of course I'm the one that started the damn thing, LOL. Hope you all are doing the same. Hit them where it hurts.You are not alone in your boycott.
JoeDeertay
12-29-17, 09:15
C'Mon. Dude. Do you think anyone is going to buy that story? Just about every place in town the woman will cuss you out if you don't tip for them just doing a massage and maybe teasing your asshole. So why we would believe that one was ok with you basically forcing her to jerk you off, and then giving her a big $10 tip. Personally, I'm not buying it. And you didn't find any loophole. Everyone on here that has done that same thing, will tell that they will immediately pull their arm away as many times as you grab it, and will literally leave you with your dick in your hand. If you're that hard up to be jerked off, go to 1st avenue. Hell, you could've gotten blown or jerked off 3-4 times for what you spent on that.
So this is my take on all of the DIY places. I know everyone hates them or thinks they are going to be like the old school centerpoint places. I personally do not mind a one hour massage for $60. And even if I have to do it myself at the end so what. I was probably going to do it myself later that night anyway. But I think I've found a loophole. Today I went to one and the lady gave me the 10 minute warning. Of course I tried to play dumb and see if she would do it. Finally I said ok I will do this but you rub the boys. She agreed and as I began a grabbed her hand and started Ted using her hand to do it. She moved it away after a minute but I did it again and she laughed and said ok. Then she took over. Who knows, maybe my lucky day but it's worth another shot. I tipped her $10.
SilverDawg
12-29-17, 10:04
So this is my take on all of the DIY places. I know everyone hates them or thinks they are going to be like the old school centerpoint places. I personally do not mind a one hour massage for $60. And even if I have to do it myself at the end so what. I was probably going to do it myself later that night anyway. But I think I've found a loophole. Today I went to one and the lady gave me the 10 minute warning. Of course I tried to play dumb and see if she would do it. Finally I said ok I will do this but you rub the boys. She agreed and as I began a grabbed her hand and started Ted using her hand to do it. She moved it away after a minute but I did it again and she laughed and said ok. Then she took over. Who knows, maybe my lucky day but it's worth another shot. I tipped her $10.I won't reveal which establishment on here as it seems as soon as someone does it gets shutdown. Please PM more details on yours and if different place I may try it also--I also will tell you my location if you request. Mine was nothing special--a 5 on the looks meter at best. Good massage and very friendly. It was my second visit with her. First visit I was encouraged to diy and the little head was begging so I complied. This second visit I went more for a release than just massage. I was determined. The tease started. Grazing the boys and wrist touch benjamin on the slide by. After a few minutes out comes the oil bottle and the attempt to put in my hand. I took the oil. Applied it. Took her hand in mine and started the dance. She lightly resisted but didn't pull away and finally after 30 seconds or so she took full control and shifted the gears all by her little self. It was a much needed soft draining release and I overtipped but I so needed it. I didn't mind. Made my night and I'm sure hers also. Got the standard finger to lips and ssshhh! On the way out. No idea if she will provide for others but I will go back just for the massage and if the mood hits I think she will take matters into her own hands now.
C'Mon. Dude. Do you think anyone is going to buy that story? Just about every place in town the woman will cuss you out if you don't tip for them just doing a massage and maybe teasing your asshole. So why we would believe that one was ok with you basically forcing her to jerk you off, and then giving her a big $10 tip. Personally, I'm not buying it. And you didn't find any loophole. Everyone on here that has done that same thing, will tell that they will immediately pull their arm away as many times as you grab it, and will literally leave you with your dick in your hand. If you're that hard up to be jerked off, go to 1st avenue. Hell, you could've gotten blown or jerked off 3-4 times for what you spent on that.I'm just telling you my experience. Believe it or not. It's not like I'm saying I found the holy grail. People are just always on here bashing these places and I am simply saying that my experience was a little different. And I didn't force her in to anything. I just think most people say ok I will do it myself and I just asked her for a little help. And yeah I probably could have gotten blown for less but $70 for a one hour massage and HE didn't break the bank so I'm ok with that. Plus I didn't have to go downtown to the slums to do it.
MammieJammer
12-29-17, 14:16
C'Mon. Dude. Do you think anyone is going to buy that story? Just about every place in town the woman will cuss you out if you don't tip for them just doing a massage and maybe teasing your asshole. So why we would believe that one was ok with you basically forcing her to jerk you off, and then giving her a big $10 tip. Personally, I'm not buying it. And you didn't find any loophole. Everyone on here that has done that same thing, will tell that they will immediately pull their arm away as many times as you grab it, and will literally leave you with your dick in your hand. If you're that hard up to be jerked off, go to 1st avenue. Hell, you could've gotten blown or jerked off 3-4 times for what you spent on that.That's for sure or you could has spent an hour with a quality provider with full service and everything on the menu. These places are a joke and I hate all of them and they will never get one more Penny of my money ever. MJ.
JoeDeertay
12-29-17, 18:33
So which one of the places was it?
I'm just telling you my experience. Believe it or not. It's not like I'm saying I found the holy grail. People are just always on here bashing these places and I am simply saying that my experience was a little different. And I didn't force her in to anything. I just think most people say ok I will do it myself and I just asked her for a little help. And yeah I probably could have gotten blown for less but $70 for a one hour massage and HE didn't break the bank so I'm ok with that. Plus I didn't have to go downtown to the slums to do it.
You are not alone in your boycott.I'm still going strong as well. I do have a utr massage gal down in Montgomery area that I still see, but she's a darn unicorn I tell ya, gorgeous brunette and doesn't break the bank. But no AMPs! Personally I buy the guys story below because I've done that successfully at typically no extras spots in BHM and MGM but not with enough consistency to report. Either way, I hope guys are joining our boycotting efforts! Especially if you are local and have been a regular supporter of these establishments for years. I promise the temporary sacrifice of staying away will benefit us all over time. Go to massage envy or a non AMP if you still must have your body massages! But know by visiting AMPs you are fighting against us and what we are trying to do. And we are the same ones that you will be sending PMs to asking for info later. LOL. #operationnodiyamps #noamps #boycottamps.
Member #5571
12-29-17, 21:49
Guys, just got wind the AMP Lily that just opened in Chelsea is another BULLSHIT money TAKER. Was told the same people owns Angel in Hoover and Lotus on 280. So am I either in the wrong business or I am fucking crazy. To keep the doors open on three of these fuckers is beyond me, stick to our guns guys, BOYCOTT another few months and we should see some things change. There is money going in somewhere, damn sure not getting from me. I'm asking again, grow some balls and AVOID these places.
Bamaguy.
JoeDeertay
12-30-17, 10:15
I don't know about the same people owning it. If they do, that'd be 4 that they own. The ones you mentioned plus the other Lily on 280 next to PNC bank. And that particular location is running on fumes. I go by there routinely and there's no one ever there.
Guys, just got wind the AMP Lily that just opened in Chelsea is another BULLSHIT money TAKER. Was told the same people owns Angel in Hoover and Lotus on 280. So am I either in the wrong business or I am fucking crazy. To keep the doors open on three of these fuckers is beyond me, stick to our guns guys, BOYCOTT another few months and we should see some things change. There is money going in somewhere, damn sure not getting from me. I'm asking again, grow some balls and AVOID these places.
Bamaguy.
BobUpAndDown
12-30-17, 22:37
I don't know about the same people owning it. If they do, that'd be 4 that they own. The ones you mentioned plus the other Lily on 280 next to PNC bank. And that particular location is running on fumes. I go by there routinely and there's no one ever there.The Lily in Chelsea is a different owner than the other three. The place gives a shitty massage so if that is what you are into, you found a great place to go. LOL.
Member #5571
12-31-17, 01:38
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BobUpAndDown
12-31-17, 14:07
I have been following your quest to shutdown all of the Birmingham AMP's and I have to say that I just don't get it for a couple of reasons.
1. They advertise that they are massage businesses, not ***** houses. If you want a hooker, you should get one off backpage, they have a lot of them there.
2. Although there may have been a rogue girl or two in the past that would do much more than you are getting today, it does not mean that they all are that way. Why do you think you can coerce people into being a ***** with a little money? Not trying to be adversarial, just an observation.
I am married and go to the AMP's because I want a good massage and some teasing to keep things interesting. I've got to know some of the girls at different shops and some will go the extra mile but not to the degree you expect. I'm actually very happy with my results and don't mind the price for the value I get.
Good luck with your cause, I'm sure it won't make much of a difference.
IAmAmazing
12-31-17, 17:25
I have been following your quest to shutdown all of the Birmingham AMP's and I have to say that I just don't get it for a couple of reasons.
1. They advertise that they are massage businesses, not ***** houses. If you want a hooker, you should get one off backpage, they have a lot of them there.
2. Although there may have been a rogue girl or two in the past that would do much more than you are getting today, it does not mean that they all are that way. Why do you think you can coerce people into being a ***** with a little money? Not trying to be adversarial, just an observation.
I am married and go to the AMP's because I want a good massage and some teasing to keep things interesting. I've got to know some of the girls at different shops and some will go the extra mile but not to the degree you expect. I'm actually very happy with my results and don't mind the price for the value I get.
Good luck with your cause, I'm sure it won't make much of a difference.I totally agree with you. I think these women are just trying to make money and keep themselves out of trouble. I am thankful that they will do as much as they do. If you want more, there are other Asian places offer it in Bham and of course there is Backpage.
Member #5571
12-31-17, 21:29
I have been following your quest to shutdown all of the Birmingham AMP's and I have to say that I just don't get it for a couple of reasons.
1. They advertise that they are massage businesses, not ***** houses. If you want a hooker, you should get one off backpage, they have a lot of them there.
2. Although there may have been a rogue girl or two in the past that would do much more than you are getting today, it does not mean that they all are that way. Why do you think you can coerce people into being a ***** with a little money? Not trying to be adversarial, just an observation.
I am married and go to the AMP's because I want a good massage and some teasing to keep things interesting. I've got to know some of the girls at different shops and some will go the extra mile but not to the degree you expect. I'm actually very happy with my results and don't mind the price for the value I get.
Good luck with your cause, I'm sure it won't make much of a difference.Most Mongers are married, I know if the wives knew a good massage and teasing to keep things interesting was the motive, we would need more than a forum to talk about it. LOL.
Moderator removed one of my comments, I do apologize if it seemed directed at a member, I won't ever post toward another board member. With only 2 post it does make members wonder the motive.
AMP's in general was the topic of discussion.
I have been following your quest to shutdown all of the Birmingham AMP's and I have to say that I just don't get it for a couple of reasons.
1. They advertise that they are massage businesses, not ***** houses. If you want a hooker, you should get one off backpage, they have a lot of them there.
2. Although there may have been a rogue girl or two in the past that would do much more than you are getting today, it does not mean that they all are that way. Why do you think you can coerce people into being a ***** with a little money? Not trying to be adversarial, just an observation.
I am married and go to the AMP's because I want a good massage and some teasing to keep things interesting. I've got to know some of the girls at different shops and some will go the extra mile but not to the degree you expect. I'm actually very happy with my results and don't mind the price for the value I get.
Good luck with your cause, I'm sure it won't make much of a difference.I also agree with the above. The Asian masseuse I see is a licensed therapist who works very hard and is trying to raise her daughter. Yes, I enjoy the teasing, but she also gives a great massage. She is an extremely nice, interesting, and fun woman who studies and takes the technique of therapeutic massage very seriously. She does not promote herself as a sex worker and does not understand when men are ugly to her when she refuses to be a sex worker. I have come to know this woman and her daughter very well and, due to her language obstacles, my wife and I have become very involved in helping her with day to day matters. Treating these women poorly because they do not perform something that they never promised to do and is illegal to boot is simply not right. I have nothing against sex workers and those who seek these people, but most of the Asian masseuses I have come to know do not claim or pretend to be sex workers. Obviously, some are, but that does not make it OK to treat the others with contempt or disrespect simply because they are not what you want them to be.
MammieJammer
01-01-18, 11:59
I have been following your quest to shutdown all of the Birmingham AMP's and I have to say that I just don't get it for a couple of reasons.
1. They advertise that they are massage businesses, not ***** houses. If you want a hooker, you should get one off backpage, they have a lot of them there.
2. Although there may have been a rogue girl or two in the past that would do much more than you are getting today, it does not mean that they all are that way. Why do you think you can coerce people into being a ***** with a little money? Not trying to be adversarial, just an observation.
I am married and go to the AMP's because I want a good massage and some teasing to keep things interesting. I've got to know some of the girls at different shops and some will go the extra mile but not to the degree you expect. I'm actually very happy with my results and don't mind the price for the value I get.
Good luck with your cause, I'm sure it won't make much of a difference.These places have always been a thinly veiled cover for illegal sexual activities. People that frequent them know that and they go there looking for those activities not a massage and a tease. The recent rash of these tease joints is simply a money making scheme they suck you in with the promise of something more but never deliver and people who are suckers go back again and again thinking once they get to know the girl or are a regular they'll get better treatment with a bigger menu it never I repeat never happens. And as long as people are stupid enough to frequent these tease joints they will continue to exist. Even in Atlanta where there are lots of legitimate choices they are beginning to get a toehold. That's why this forum is so important so that people can share information on what is legit and what is not. However it does no good if people continue to frequent the parlors that are simply tease joints it's stupid and a waste of money. For what you'll spend it at a tease joint you could get full service with a decent provider. If all you're looking for is a massage with a pretty girl you can get that at many therapeutic establishments. If we quit patronizing these stinking tease joints and spend our money for the real thing it WILL make a difference. I can promise you if the word gets around to enough people and they know before they go in that there's no possibility of any real sexual activity these places will begin to dry up. MJ.
MammieJammer
01-01-18, 12:22
It's so important to share information and not just here on the forum! All our buddies who hobby should be informed about these tease joints. So be sure to tell them all about it so they can boycott these phony AMP parlors too. Also be sure to tell them about this forum so they can be better informed. Knowledge is power! Let's put these phony tease joints out of business! MJ.
JoeDeertay
01-01-18, 17:59
It's funny that the few people on here supporting these tease joints and sticking up for them are the ones with 3-4 posts and the ones that ask questions about places that's been reviewed on here 100 times, like one dude asking about Panda in Homewood. Do a search and see for yourself. And another thing to the so called supporters. All of us have had legit massages. We all no how they work. You're covered up properly, there's no showers, there's no funny business and it's a good massage. Now compare that with being butt ass naked, touching the masseuses ass and legs at times, them touching your balls, grazing your asshole, and then offering the oil to you to take care of yourself. All of that is against every ethical part of a legit massage business. So, if they're going to do all of that, it's not much to ask for a helping hand, since THEY are the ones initiating it. We're all not walking in there with our dicks out looking for action. So, come off your high horses and stop acting like these poor women are just trying to make a living and support a family. Most of them live in the damn parlor and stay there pretty much 24 hrs a day. So, keep the tears to where they belong.
Why do you think you can coerce people into being a ***** with a little money?Yes your honor he forced me by offering me a financial incentive, I'm the victim here.
Seriously, just shut up.
A2.
TwoWheelSx4
01-01-18, 21:16
I have been following your quest to shutdown all of the Birmingham AMP's and I have to say that I just don't get it for a couple of reasons.
1. They advertise that they are massage businesses, not ***** houses. If you want a hooker, you should get one off backpage, they have a lot of them there.
2. Although there may have been a rogue girl or two in the past that would do much more than you are getting today, it does not mean that they all are that way. Why do you think you can coerce people into being a ***** with a little money? Not trying to be adversarial, just an observation.
I am married and go to the AMP's because I want a good massage and some teasing to keep things interesting. I've got to know some of the girls at different shops and some will go the extra mile but not to the degree you expect. I'm actually very happy with my results and don't mind the price for the value I get.
Good luck with your cause, I'm sure it won't make much of a difference.I agree and happen to be married as well. I do enjoy a good massage and if I can get a favor then all the better. If not then I still got a great massage. Basically I let my tip reflect my satisfaction. A good massage with no extras gets a certain tip and a good massage with extras gets a different tip. I happen to have one of the so called legit places trained and they always take good care of me if you know what I mean. Took awhile but now trust has been established and they know what I want. I'll never divulge where because it would ruin a good deal for me and probably attract the wrong attention. I have no doubts I could have picked any one of these establishments and eventually gotten extras.
If the extras disappeared I'd still go just for the massage. It's that first extras second.
My. 02.
MammieJammer
01-02-18, 04:19
I also agree with the above. The Asian masseuse I see is a licensed therapist who works very hard and is trying to raise her daughter. Yes, I enjoy the teasing, but she also gives a great massage. She is an extremely nice, interesting, and fun woman who studies and takes the technique of therapeutic massage very seriously. She does not promote herself as a sex worker and does not understand when men are ugly to her when she refuses to be a sex worker. I have come to know this woman and her daughter very well and, due to her language obstacles, my wife and I have become very involved in helping her with day to day matters. Treating these women poorly because they do not perform something that they never promised to do and is illegal to boot is simply not right. I have nothing against sex workers and those who seek these people, but most of the Asian masseuses I have come to know do not claim or pretend to be sex workers. Obviously, some are, but that does not make it OK to treat the others with contempt or disrespect simply because they are not what you want them to be.I found it very interesting that these women who don't promote themselves as quote unquote sex workers work for an establishment that in every single one of their ads has pictures of women either nude or in very scanty erotic clothing and poses. Mmmmm I'm not really a prostitute I just want you to think I may be one wow what an idea I could make lots of money that way and do nothing for it! What a load of crap. And pretty much every working girl out there has a sob story cause there's always a soft hearted John out there to give them money. MJ.
Member #5571
01-02-18, 13:02
I found it very interesting that these women who don't promote themselves as quote unquote sex workers work for an establishment that in every single one of their ads has pictures of women either nude or in very scanty erotic clothing and poses. Mmmmm I'm not really a prostitute I just want you to think I may be one wow what an idea I could make lots of money that way and do nothing for it! What a load of crap. And pretty much every working girl out there has a sob story cause there's always a soft hearted John out there to give them money. MJ.I couldn't agree more MJ.
TwoWheelSx4
01-02-18, 17:58
I found it very interesting that these women who don't promote themselves as quote unquote sex workers work for an establishment that in every single one of their ads has pictures of women either nude or in very scanty erotic clothing and poses. Mmmmm I'm not really a prostitute I just want you to think I may be one wow what an idea I could make lots of money that way and do nothing for it! What a load of crap. And pretty much every working girl out there has a sob story cause there's always a soft hearted John out there to give them money. MJ.Yep that's part of their hustle to get the naïve in there thinking they are offering more. I see past that and know a happy ending is never out of the question but I have never expected more.
If I need more I turn to seeking arrangement.
I found it very interesting that these women who don't promote themselves as quote unquote sex workers work for an establishment that in every single one of their ads has pictures of women either nude or in very scanty erotic clothing and poses. Mmmmm I'm not really a prostitute I just want you to think I may be one wow what an idea I could make lots of money that way and do nothing for it! What a load of crap. And pretty much every working girl out there has a sob story cause there's always a soft hearted John out there to give them money. MJ.Haven't seen any with nude photos. Certainly many ads are suggestive but not all. The point is, yes, the AMPs offer something that most of the American massage places do not. A reasonably priced therapeutic massage which is also sensual. That is what they offer, and many people are not only fine with that, but that is all they want. Sure, some of the women do not give a good therapeutic massage and only tease. They are not worth your time or money. But there is nothing wrong with a woman who gives a good therapeutic massage and is sensual as well. Just makes the massage more interesting. I'll take it over a Massage Envy type massage anyday.
It's funny that the few people on here supporting these tease joints and sticking up for them are the ones with 3-4 posts and the ones that ask questions about places that's been reviewed on here 100 times, like one dude asking about Panda in Homewood. Do a search and see for yourself. And another thing to the so called supporters. All of us have had legit massages. We all no how they work. You're covered up properly, there's no showers, there's no funny business and it's a good massage. Now compare that with being butt ass naked, touching the masseuses ass and legs at times, them touching your balls, grazing your asshole, and then offering the oil to you to take care of yourself. All of that is against every ethical part of a legit massage business. So, if they're going to do all of that, it's not much to ask for a helping hand, since THEY are the ones initiating it. We're all not walking in there with our dicks out looking for action. So, come off your high horses and stop acting like these poor women are just trying to make a living and support a family. Most of them live in the damn parlor and stay there pretty much 24 hrs a day. So, keep the tears to where they belong.You and MJ as well, took the words right out of my mouth. I have nothing else to say but we do see now why they stay in business. Or. Maybe we have some smart AMP owners who are attempting to protect their money by monitoring this board! LOL. Our message to those owners, since yall appear to be watching. We are still boycotting and don't believe (or care) about the sob stories. If you are really legit and have no interest in sexual activities then stop advertising sexually suggestive ads or on CL and BP at all for that matter. #boycottamps #weseethefakeprofiles #noamps #nomoreteasing.
MammieJammer
01-03-18, 13:58
It is encouraging and quite a nice change to have members standing up in unity against the tease joints instead of having them give review after review recounting how they spent their money for nothing. It feels great doesn't it guys not wasting money and putting the hurt on these places who have been stealing from you? So continue to share information and continue to boycott these phony AMP tease joints! We can now enjoy the pathetic attempts to White Knight and justify the existence of these lame ass cash traps. Believe me this boycott IS working and the tease joints are feeling it AND they are paying attention to having less income AND to the dialog being posted here. Continue to tell your buddies that hobby and introduce them to the board. SUCK IT tease joints! MJ.
IAmAmazing
01-03-18, 14:09
You and MJ as well, took the words right out of my mouth. I have nothing else to say but we do see now why they stay in business. Or. Maybe we have some smart AMP owners who are attempting to protect their money by monitoring this board! LOL. Our message to those owners, since yall appear to be watching. We are still boycotting and don't believe (or care) about the sob stories. If you are really legit and have no interest in sexual activities then stop advertising sexually suggestive ads or on CL and BP at all for that matter. #boycottamps #weseethefakeprofiles #noamps #nomoreteasing.I'm sure that only a small percentage of their customers come to this site. Most of their customers probably find them via Backpages, word of mouth and just passing by.
MammieJammer
01-04-18, 10:42
I'm sure that only a small percentage of their customers come to this site. Most of their customers probably find them via Backpages, word of mouth and just passing by.More people read this forum than you might think many people who lurk and read the information here are not members so it reaches quite a wide audience. Also word of mouth is a powerful tool and believe you me I tell all my friends that Hobby what these places are about and to save their money and avoid them. If these places weren't trying to suggest that they offer something that they do not then they wouldn't even be advertising on Backpage or similar sites and their ads would not be sexually suggestive which they are. Continue to share information it's a powerful tool word of mouth is a powerful tool tell all your friends it's very interesting to me that you rarely see a review in this forum anymore where someone talks about spending their money for nothing that pretty much indicates to me that the boycott is working and people are keeping their cash in their pocket that also is a powerful tool. MJ.
JoeDeertay
01-04-18, 22:22
I'm guessing that the majority of customers come from not only this site but sites like this. You don't have to be a member to look at posts on here, so just because there's not a review or post, doesn't mean someone isn't paying attention. What I would like to know is how many that are reading the posts actually have the nuts to stand by what's going on. And goes the same for the ones who actually post here. I know I have. I'm the one that started the damn thing, so I can't be two faced about it. MJ, Prince and a few others in know are adamant about it. And these places aren't your typical massage places where working women, housewives, and just dumb naive guys go, you're wrong. The only one that might cater to someone like that is Foot in Hoover. It's set up to appear like a legit massage, spa type place.
I'm sure that only a small percentage of their customers come to this site. Most of their customers probably find them via Backpages, word of mouth and just passing by.
JoeDeertay
01-05-18, 09:21
All that is fine, but don't tip for someone just working on one thigh for 10 minutes or a stray knuckle grazing your asshole. And when they ***** and moan about a tip when you hand them the $60, or whatever tell them why they're not getting one. Maybe you can told "no come back" like I did. And let's not get carried away with the massage quality. It's not the best at any of these places.
Haven't seen any with nude photos. Certainly many ads are suggestive but not all. The point is, yes, the AMPs offer something that most of the American massage places do not. A reasonably priced therapeutic massage which is also sensual. That is what they offer, and many people are not only fine with that, but that is all they want. Sure, some of the women do not give a good therapeutic massage and only tease. They are not worth your time or money. But there is nothing wrong with a woman who gives a good therapeutic massage and is sensual as well. Just makes the massage more interesting. I'll take it over a Massage Envy type massage anyday.
IAmAmazing
01-06-18, 02:31
The only one that might cater to someone like that is Foot in Hoover. It's set up to appear like a legit massage, spa type place.I do see your point because they do advertise on sites like CL and BP. I still don't feel that it's fair to assume that any and all asian massage parlors offer any specific sexual service. Some even have it in writing that they will not perform sexual services. There are varying degrees sexual services and the 'tease joints' are at the very bottom end of it. If you want FS or HJs, it's not hard to figure out where to go. I'm not saying that these ladies are innocent angels but getting all bent out of shape over this is a little ridiculous.
Some guys really do just come in wanting a massage and might even decline a DIY, some might take the DIY opportunity and be fine with receiving nothing more. I don't think these ladies are getting rich off of this. You can tip them whatever you want. I know that sometimes they can get pushy about tips but they will never turn you away as long as you pay the hourly rate.
JoeDeertay
01-06-18, 19:16
Honestly, if a guy wants a massage, and I mean a good massage, you're not going to go at any of these places. Compared to a legit therapeutic massage, they're not even in the same league. Most of them just rub on you, put an elbow into you somewhere, want to massage your face for 15 minutes because that's easy for them, or if they have the overhead bars, they ask, and hint to walk on your back, because that's easy for them too. Most can't understand English very well, so you can't really communicate what you want or need. The only thing they know how to do is as you "hard, medium or soft. " And all that being said, despite the fact that it might not be the best massages to be had, if you happen to get a HJ, then it kind off makes up for it. And you're happy to throw them $40. But when they do the shitty massage, and rub on you sometimes in a sensual manner, and then they don't want to help you out but still expect a tip, that's where I and a lot of other people are fed up. I mean how is that a massage parlor are the only places on earth where people will tip for shitty service, or jerking your own self off, which is borderline sad? I mean if a plumber comes to your house, gets the problem fixed but uses duct tape on a pipe to do it, and leaves a mess, are you going to give that a tip? I would think not. I definitely wouldn't have the fucker back. And I can promise you this, if you go and leave without tipping, even though no extras were had, I can guarantee you, if you go back and you happen to get that person again, you will get the shittiest massage you ever had. Some of these places want you to tip just because they go to the trouble of putting oil on there hands. They need us, we don't need them.
I do see your point because they do advertise on sites like CL and BP. I still don't feel that it's fair to assume that any and all asian massage parlors offer any specific sexual service. Some even have it in writing that they will not perform sexual services. There are varying degrees sexual services and the 'tease joints' are at the very bottom end of it. If you want FS or HJs, it's not hard to figure out where to go. I'm not saying that these ladies are innocent angels but getting all bent out of shape over this is a little ridiculous.
Some guys really do just come in wanting a massage and might even decline a DIY, some might take the DIY opportunity and be fine with receiving nothing more. I don't think these ladies are getting rich off of this. You can tip them whatever you want. I know that sometimes they can get pushy about tips but they will never turn you away as long as you pay the hourly rate.
Honestly, if a guy wants a massage, and I mean a good massage, you're not going to go at any of these places. Compared to a legit therapeutic massage, they're not even in the same league. Most of them just rub on you, put an elbow into you somewhere, want to massage your face for 15 minutes because that's easy for them, or if they have the overhead bars, they ask, and hint to walk on your back, because that's easy for them too. Most can't understand English very well, so you can't really communicate what you want or need. The only thing they know how to do is as you "hard, medium or soft. " And all that being said, despite the fact that it might not be the best massages to be had, if you happen to get a HJ, then it kind off makes up for it. And you're happy to throw them $40. But when they do the shitty massage, and rub on you sometimes in a sensual manner, and then they don't want to help you out but still expect a tip, that's where I and a lot of other people are fed up. I mean how is that a massage parlor are the only places on earth where people will tip for shitty service, or jerking your own self off, which is borderline sad? I mean if a plumber comes to your house, gets the problem fixed but uses duct tape on a pipe to do it, and leaves a mess, are you going to give that a tip? I would think not. I definitely wouldn't have the fucker back. And I can promise you this, if you go and leave without tipping, even though no extras were had, I can guarantee you, if you go back and you happen to get that person again, you will get the shittiest massage you ever had. Some of these places want you to tip just because they go to the trouble of putting oil on there hands. They need us, we don't need them.In the past, our local AMP providers used to give very good massages, in addition to extra service. I can't understand why the current group of massage places provide very poor massage, since that is all they are offering. I am proud to be part of the boycott!
Relative newbie to the "massage" hobby, and always have heard that at either of these two I can get what I'm looking for. Basically a good HE or BJ if the masseuse is halfway decent looking. But I also never go because I feel like the day I go is the day that it gets raided. Any tips on sticking to my instincts and not going in, or can it be safe at times. I realize no one has a crystal ball, but anyone ever go to either one with any sense of comfort?
IAmAmazing
01-07-18, 20:25
Relative newbie to the "massage" hobby, and always have heard that at either of these two I can get what I'm looking for. Basically a good HE or BJ if the masseuse is halfway decent looking. But I also never go because I feel like the day I go is the day that it gets raided. Any tips on sticking to my instincts and not going in, or can it be safe at times. I realize no one has a crystal ball, but anyone ever go to either one with any sense of comfort?Check your pms bamaboy.
BillyMafia624
01-07-18, 23:56
Check your pms bamaboy.Wow. Bamaboy hit the nail on the head. I've had the same questions for a while as I've started to get into the hobby this past year. I've visited a few different AMPs around town and had some luck and struck out. But any info like that would be appreciated. But as for now, the strike continues! I wish I was around for the good 'ol days and hopefully things return. Until then, I'll be scouring the boards and picking and choosing. Be safe boys.
BM.
MammieJammer
01-08-18, 15:46
For more than 30 years I have frequented Asian massage parlors in this city and others. I can count on one hand and have fingers left over the number of times I have had a real massage at any of these establishments. They have always been designed to be a mask if you will to hide the activities that go on there that were sexual in nature and are illegal just about everywhere in the United States. A few years ago a number of people that owned and managed these massage parlors got in serious trouble with the government because many of the girls that were working there we're not only quite Young but their passport and other legal papers were being controlled by the people that owned or that ran these parlors. There were a lot of human trafficking charges that came out of this and so many of these places were closed down and other shut their doors out of fear of having the same sort of thing happened to them. The people that own these places who had made money off of them for so many years had to come up with a way to make money but not put themselves in serious Jeopardy hence the Advent of these tease joints that exist today. Most of the girls that work in these places are in control of their own documents and have been trained by the manager to give the impression that something erotic might be available when in actuality for the most part that is not true and rarely ever happens. The same people that used to run the old time massage parlors where sexual fun was readily available are the same people running these new tease joints. They can make roughly the same amount of money without placing themselves in Jeopardy for arrest for sexual misconduct or for human trafficking. I would be very surprised if you ever see a legitimate old school Asian massage parlor open in Birmingham Alabama again they still exist in Atlanta and a few other cities but they are getting harder and harder to find simply because the people that run the tease joints can make about the same money with very little risk so those days are on the out and may totally disappear even in cities like Atlanta and New York and Chicago. It is a tremendous waste of money and time going to these places unless you want a half ass massage a little bit of teasing and wind up with your own dick in your hand. For me that is not a party that's a waste of money that's pretty much cash for nothing. The only thing that may bring the old days back is for people to unite against this bullshit and quit wasting their money, no money being spent at these kind of places will eventually cause them to dry up and once again in order for them to make any money they will have to offer actual erotic services at these places. The power to make this happen is in your hands but not if you keep throwing good money after bad hoping that you're going to get something that's never going to happen. I keep hearing this oh I just wanted a good massage and maybe a little something extra well I can tell you that I've never got a good massage at one of these places or in fact at the old time massage parlors where real erotic services were available: maybe just a few times ever for me and I've been doing this with great frequency for over 30 years I'm not saying it never happens but I'm saying it very rarely happens. If we stick together save our money and don't patronize these bullshit places then sooner or later some real parlors that offer real service with Asian girls that are actually cute will begin to resurface. We have to be smarter than these guys that want to take advantage of us and steal our money just don't do it. There are girls out there who are smoking hot that will give you a fantastic massage and also fantastic GFE service I would say patronize these people and put these stinking tease parlors out of business. MJ.
For more than 30 years I have frequented Asian massage parlors in this city and others. I can count on one hand and have fingers left over the number of times I have had a real massage at any of these establishments. They have always been designed to be a mask if you will to hide the activities that go on there that were sexual in nature and are illegal just about everywhere in the United States. A few years ago a number of people that owned and managed these massage parlors got in serious trouble with the government because many of the girls that were working there we're not only quite Young but their passport and other legal papers were being controlled by the people that owned or that ran these parlors. There were a lot of human trafficking charges that came out of this and so many of these places were closed down and other shut their doors out of fear of having the same sort of thing happened to them. The people that own these places who had made money off of them for so many years had to come up with a way to make money but not put themselves in serious Jeopardy hence the Advent of these tease joints that exist today. Most of the girls that work in these places are in control of their own documents and have been trained by the manager to give the impression that something erotic might be available when in actuality for the most part that is not true and rarely ever happens. The same people that used to run the old time massage parlors where sexual fun was readily available are the same people running these new tease joints. They can make roughly the same amount of money without placing themselves in Jeopardy for arrest for sexual misconduct or for human trafficking. I would be very surprised if you ever see a legitimate old school Asian massage parlor open in Birmingham Alabama again they still exist in Atlanta and a few other cities but they are getting harder and harder to find simply because the people that run the tease joints can make about the same money with very little risk so those days are on the out and may totally disappear even in cities like Atlanta and New York and Chicago. It is a tremendous waste of money and time going to these places unless you want a half ass massage a little bit of teasing and wind up with your own dick in your hand. For me that is not a party that's a waste of money that's pretty much cash for nothing. The only thing that may bring the old days back is for people to unite against this bullshit and quit wasting their money, no money being spent at these kind of places will eventually cause them to dry up and once again in order for them to make any money they will have to offer actual erotic services at these places. The power to make this happen is in your hands but not if you keep throwing good money after bad hoping that you're going to get something that's never going to happen. I keep hearing this oh I just wanted a good massage and maybe a little something extra well I can tell you that I've never got a good massage at one of these places or in fact at the old time massage parlors where real erotic services were available: maybe just a few times ever for me and I've been doing this with great frequency for over 30 years I'm not saying it never happens but I'm saying it very rarely happens. If we stick together save our money and don't patronize these bullshit places then sooner or later some real parlors that offer real service with Asian girls that are actually cute will begin to resurface. We have to be smarter than these guys that want to take advantage of us and steal our money just don't do it. There are girls out there who are smoking hot that will give you a fantastic massage and also fantastic GFE service I would say patronize these people and put these stinking tease parlors out of business. MJ.Would you mind sharing these smoking hot girls who give fantastic massage?
MammieJammer
01-10-18, 11:27
Would you mind sharing these smoking hot girls who give fantastic massage?Sure Lauren Love is one. Karmen, her roommate Heather, and Gwen. There's three great girls and all very pretty Lauren is a little pricey but definitely worth the cash and the other two girls are very reasonably priced for an hour with a very open menu full GFE. And they will certainly do your massage and I can promise you it will be as good or better than anything you get in one of these stinking tease joints. I swear with as much whiteknighting of these awful places that goes on on this board one can almost conclude that people must actually like getting terrible service and winding up with their own dick in their hand and spending their money for that I just don't understand it. MJ.
MammieJammer
01-10-18, 11:37
Here is some contact info for three really great girls they will also do a nice massage for you they're all full GFE with a very open menu. MJ.
https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2270700 Gwen.
https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2279846 Heather.
https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2268708 Karmen.
https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2267233 Lauren Love.
Hi again guys,
Day 26 of successful boycotting AMPs. It's gotten easier to stay away now. Haven't even felt the urge to go. Been observing to see if their advertising increases, not as of yet. I figured one of these days out of fun I'd stop by a few AMPs that I've never been to and flat out ask if I will leave with a HE just to see the reaction on their face. LOL.
JoeDeertay
01-12-18, 17:38
Here's a new one. Be wise and stay away.
https://bham.craigslist.org/thp/d/grand-opening-free-table/6457202076.html
Here's a new one. Be wise and stay away.
https://bham.craigslist.org/thp/d/grand-opening-free-table/6457202076.htmlI see the new places name is "9733;JY ACUPRESSURE★" - that stands for "Jak YoSelf Off".
With that location in Vestavia and near a school there won't be any happy activities available.
Here is some contact info for three really great girls they will also do a nice massage for you they're all full GFE with a very open menu. MJ.
https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2270700 Gwen.
https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2279846 Heather.
https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2268708 Karmen.
https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2267233 Lauren Love.Lauren Love is very hard to schedule and fairly expensive but is, hands down, the best provider I have ever met. Fair warning, if you visit her, you may not want to see anyone else ever.
Also she no longer does massage. It's just GFE.
JoeDeertay
01-20-18, 21:16
Hell, Kung Fu is 200. Yds away.
I see the new places name is "9733;JY ACUPRESSURE★" - that stands for "Jak YoSelf Off".
With that location in Vestavia and near a school there won't be any happy activities available.
She is a lot of fun. One of my favorites.
Lauren Love is very hard to schedule and fairly expensive but is, hands down, the best provider I have ever met. Fair warning, if you visit her, you may not want to see anyone else ever.
Also she no longer does massage. It's just GFE.
She is a lot of fun. One of my favorites.One of? You know other providers that are on par? Cause if you know someone else as good / better, please share.
Or they are not as good but because they are more affordable / easier to schedule you like them as much?
When I say one of my favorites, I am referring to my experiences over the years. Sorry, I know you can't read my mind. Ha ha.
One of? You know other providers that are on par? Cause if you know someone else as good / better, please share.
Or they are not as good but because they are more affordable / easier to schedule you like them as much?
When I say one of my favorites, I am referring to my experiences over the years. Sorry, I know you can't read my mind. Ha ha.Haha, was hoping there might be a second unicorn running around.
I do as well.
Haha, was hoping there might be a second unicorn running around.
I do as well.I just wish she would still do the massage. That was excellent. I guess I'm weird like that, but I prefer that to FS.
MammieJammer
01-22-18, 13:40
Trust me when I tell you Lauren Love will still do a massage if you want one all you have to do is ask if that's important to you as part of your session she definitely will do it. MJ.
I just wish she would still do the massage. That was excellent. I guess I'm weird like that, but I prefer that to FS.I'm the same way. Prefer good massage with a little extra rather than no massage and all the extras.
Trust me when I tell you Lauren Love will still do a massage if you want one all you have to do is ask if that's important to you as part of your session she definitely will do it. MJ.When did you see her last? I saw her last month and she said she no longer does it. Could be a lie, but she sounded pretty serious.
I just wish she would still do the massage. That was excellent. I guess I'm weird like that, but I prefer that to FS.Definitely weird. Most girls I would agree, but I would rather fuck Lauren than damn near anything else.
Had a very nice massage at my hotel in Homewood by Lisa.
Who is this Lisa?
Had a very nice massage at my hotel in Homewood by Lisa.
It's not weird. Ask her if she will.
I just wish she would still do the massage. That was excellent. I guess I'm weird like that, but I prefer that to FS.
IAmAmazing
01-24-18, 13:57
It's not weird. Ask her if she will.I just wish that one girl at Lotus would offer full service.
JoeDeertay
01-24-18, 18:08
Hell, the chicks at One and Ocean look better than what works there. Go there if you want FS.
I just wish that one girl at Lotus would offer full service.
Have not been to Lotus in a long time. Always came away happy.
I just wish that one girl at Lotus would offer full service.
MammieJammer
01-25-18, 21:32
What the hell happened to the boycott? Did everyone miss holding their own dick and paying for the privilege of doing it that must be it. MJ.
I have never been a big AMP guy but have been successful but one time. I imposed my own boycott over a year ago. Just not worth it. Women's looks are meh at best. Can't communicate. They always want more money. If you are a regular, massage goes to shit and they just try to get you finished and out the door.
So, my boycott has been going strong.
What the hell happened to the boycott? Did everyone miss holding their own dick and paying for the privilege of doing it that must be it. MJ.
Just so you all know, one of the owners of these places paid for a house in Greystone with cash. Lots of money they are making to tease you with a promise of more which never happens.
What the hell happened to the boycott? Did everyone miss holding their own dick and paying for the privilege of doing it that must be it. MJ.
JoeDeertay
01-26-18, 18:08
That's hard to believe. If that's true no fucking wonder the girls are always begging for tips. Sounds like the owners are keeping all the money.
Just so you all know, one of the owners of these places paid for a house in Greystone with cash. Lots of money they are making to tease you with a promise of more which never happens.
It is true. Got it from someone who was there.
Plus, one the owners drives a high end Lexus.
Too me, it just shows how much business those places are taking in with the tease game.
That's hard to believe. If that's true no fucking wonder the girls are always begging for tips. Sounds like the owners are keeping all the money.
And also no wonder why new ones keep popping up in place of old ones.
It is true. Got it from someone who was there.
Plus, one the owners drives a high end Lexus.
Too me, it just shows how much business those places are taking in with the tease game.
JoeDeertay
01-27-18, 15:41
That's why I initiated the boycott. People stop going and all that bullshit will stop. But there are a lot of suckers out there who will fall for anything. Or maybe they're just so pathetic in their life that they're happy that anyone will touch their bare ass.
And also no wonder why new ones keep popping up in place of old ones.
MammieJammer
01-27-18, 16:21
That's hard to believe. If that's true no fucking wonder the girls are always begging for tips. Sounds like the owners are keeping all the money.The way it typically goes is the parlor keeps all the house fee and half whatever the girl negotiates. Many times the girls are working off a debt for coming into the country either for themselves or someone in their family so yep there's plenty of money being made at these places another reason not to go especially with no real service being offered. MJ.
It is true. Got it from someone who was there.
Plus, one the owners drives a high end Lexus.
Too me, it just shows how much business those places are taking in with the tease game.Which shops do they own?
Member #5647
01-27-18, 21:06
Which shops do they own?Not a newbie guys, had to change everything for various reasons. Anyways I'm glad to be back and I'm also on the Boycott wagon. At one time I know this group owned Lotus, Lilly and Angel.
JoeDeertay
01-28-18, 00:12
The woman that called herself Cindy, that initially opened Lotus and was the only one that did massages for awhile until she left and got other people to work there. And she sure as hell wasn't driving any Lexus. I'd like to know what happened to her. And what she does now. It's all such bullshit anyway.
Not a newbie guys, had to change everything for various reasons. Anyways I'm glad to be back and I'm also on the Boycott wagon. At one time I know this group owned Lotus, Lilly and Angel.
The way it typically goes is the parlor keeps all the house fee and half whatever the girl negotiates. Many times the girls are working off a debt for coming into the country either for themselves or someone in their family so yep there's plenty of money being made at these places another reason not to go especially with no real service being offered. MJ.On two separate occasions I have found their (Florida) recruitment ads; they both offered 50% commission (house fee) PLUS any tips. Still not bad for either party.
But for that I expect the new hire must provide her own travel arrangements; unanswered are living expenses. Are they included or at additional cost to the lady?
In the overall scheme I suspect these ladies are being exploited; but at least in my exploitation they have a choice (Yes = tips, No = no tips).
Related aside: many / many years ago (early 80's) I had a worker whos' wife was a barber; she collected 60% of the house fee. As I recall at that time a haircut was just over $2 vs. My $11 today.
MammieJammer
01-28-18, 01:39
On two separate occasions I have found their (Florida) recruitment ads; they both offered 50% commission (house fee) PLUS any tips. Still not bad for either party.
But for that I expect the new hire must provide her own travel arrangements; unanswered are living expenses. Are they included or at additional cost to the lady?
In the overall scheme I suspect these ladies are being exploited; but at least in my exploitation they have a choice (Yes = tips, No = no tips).
Related aside: many / many years ago (early 80's) I had a worker whos' wife was a barber; she collected 60% of the house fee. As I recall at that time a haircut was just over $2 vs. My $11 today.Most of the time the girls live at the spa. They have a mamasan that does the cooking and cleaning and to some degree looks out for the girls. Generally speaking a girl will remain at a particular Spa only for a few weeks or few months and they will be rotated to another facility that's owned by the same people. MJ.
IAmAmazing
01-29-18, 02:07
Most of the time the girls live at the spa. They have a mamasan that does the cooking and cleaning and to some degree looks out for the girls. Generally speaking a girl will remain at a particular Spa only for a few weeks or few months and they will be rotated to another facility that's owned by the same people. MJ.I kinda feel like the Korean places like One and Oasis are linked to the parlors in Atlanta. Like they're apart of the same organization. Girls seek employment in the US while they are in Korea then end up working at living in a parlor for a certain amount of time.
Still going strong guys. Quick question though. Anyone else noticing the increase of discounts at the AMPs? Or have they always been so aggressive for sales? I don't check the Bham massage ads on CL or BP often, so I wouldn't know. But if not, it would appear the boycott has hit home a little with them.
JoeDeertay
02-04-18, 15:39
Well, there's a few that have been having "grand openings" for about 3-4 years now, LOL. None of these are offering anything special. Pretty much same ol. You can bet whatever the discount is upfront, they'll want more of a tip on the back-end. I can hear it already. "You have more for teep, we give discount to you. ".
Still going strong guys. Quick question though. Anyone else noticing the increase of discounts at the AMPs? Or have they always been so aggressive for sales? I don't check the Bham massage ads on CL or BP often, so I wouldn't know. But if not, it would appear the boycott has hit home a little with them.
Still going strong guys. Quick question though. Anyone else noticing the increase of discounts at the AMPs? Or have they always been so aggressive for sales? I don't check the Bham massage ads on CL or BP often, so I wouldn't know. But if not, it would appear the boycott has hit home a little with them.The prices are what they have always been. And your little boycott has done nothing to hurt their business over the last few weeks. In fact I would say business is booming s the times I have gone to various location they have been packed and turning away customers.
Still going strong guys. Quick question though. Anyone else noticing the increase of discounts at the AMPs? Or have they always been so aggressive for sales? I don't check the Bham massage ads on CL or BP often, so I wouldn't know. But if not, it would appear the boycott has hit home a little with them.The prices are what they have always been. And your little boycott has done nothing to hurt their business over the last few weeks. In fact I would say business is booming at the times I have gone to various locations as they have been packed and turning away customers.
JoeDeertay
02-05-18, 08:51
LOL! Yeah, ok. Tell us all which one you own or work at? 3 posts in 2 years, and 2 of them were the same post on the same day. So yeah, the boycott is obviously working.
The prices are what they have always been. And your little boycott has done nothing to hurt their business over the last few weeks. In fact I would say business is booming s the times I have gone to various location they have been packed and turning away customers.
The prices are what they have always been. And your little boycott has done nothing to hurt their business over the last few weeks. In fact I would say business is booming at the times I have gone to various locations as they have been packed and turning away customers.Hey Mr. Massage Parlour owner!
MammieJammer
02-05-18, 13:07
LOL! Yeah, ok. Tell us all which one you own or work at? 3 posts in 2 years, and 2 of them were the same post on the same day. So yeah, the boycott is obviously working.Damn Skippy! What you said! MJ.
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The prices are what they have always been. And your little boycott has done nothing to hurt their business over the last few weeks. In fact I would say business is booming s the times I have gone to various location they have been packed and turning away customers.Well I do thank you for your opinion. Not only did you reveal your identity, you also revealed the boycott is working enough to warrant a response from you, as we already knew yall monitor these boards. Know that our, well at least MY, decision to boycott is not so largely based on the lack of extras being provided as it is the false advertising. The sex appeal in your advertising, as well as, the calculated teasing many of your masseuses perform, especially the encouragement of DIY service is largely why I stay away. If you are going to tempt and tease, only to offer DIY or nothing at all at times, then that is where most of us have a huge issue. Stop advertising on CL and BP. You KNOW good and well what kind of gents frequent there. Us. The kind that expect a sensual, sexual massage with extras. You don't see Massage Envy and other completely legit places advertising on there and you know why as well. So either change your advertising methods or start providing what you are advertising. That's when we will start back contributing to your establishments. Until then, we will boycott your kind of places. Be mindful most of us were VERY frequent visitors with you and had monthly budgets just for you. You will feel this boycott economically even more so soon when the dry seasons start and only us, your faithful regulars were helping to keep that revenue coming in. More than welcome to PM me for a private discussion if you wish, maybe there can be some dialog established. But we miss the old times. Now some lucky provider, stripper, or hotel Asian will benefit, a LOT, from me this income tax season! LOL. #50 daysboycotting #noamps #idomissthemthough #staystrong #moneytalks #noteep.
Prince.
Does anyone have a recommendation for the best massage provider in our area. I'm talking about the massage quality only and nothing else. Just looking for a great massage.
MammieJammer
02-07-18, 17:58
Well I do thank you for your opinion. Not only did you reveal your identity, you also revealed the boycott is working enough to warrant a response from you, as we already knew yall monitor these boards. Know that our, well at least MY, decision to boycott is not so largely based on the lack of extras being provided as it is the false advertising. The sex appeal in your advertising, as well as, the calculated teasing many of your masseuses perform, especially the encouragement of DIY service is largely why I stay away. If you are going to tempt and tease, only to offer DIY or nothing at all at times, then that is where most of us have a huge issue. Stop advertising on CL and BP. You KNOW good and well what kind of gents frequent there. Us. The kind that expect a sensual, sexual massage with extras. You don't see Massage Envy and other completely legit places advertising on there and you know why as well. So either change your advertising methods or start providing what you are advertising. That's when we will start back contributing to your establishments. Until then, we will boycott your kind of places. Be mindful most of us were VERY frequent visitors with you and had monthly budgets just for you. You will feel this boycott economically even more so soon when the dry seasons start and only us, your faithful regulars were helping to keep that revenue coming in. More than welcome to PM me for a private discussion if you wish, maybe there can be some dialog established. But we miss the old times. Now some lucky provider, stripper, or hotel Asian will benefit, a LOT, from me this income tax season! LOL. #50 daysboycotting #noamps #idomissthemthough #staystrong #moneytalks #noteep.
Prince.That's a fantastic post. I don't think anyone could have said it better. MJ.
JoeDeertay
02-07-18, 18:04
Yes. Anyone not on craigslist or backpage. Seriously. Call the Birmingham School of Massage.
Does anyone have a recommendation for the best massage provider in our area. I'm talking about the massage quality only and nothing else. Just looking for a great massage.
Member #5647
02-07-18, 21:52
Well I do thank you for your opinion. Not only did you reveal your identity, you also revealed the boycott is working enough to warrant a response from you, as we already knew yall monitor these boards. Know that our, well at least MY, decision to boycott is not so largely based on the lack of extras being provided as it is the false advertising. The sex appeal in your advertising, as well as, the calculated teasing many of your masseuses perform, especially the encouragement of DIY service is largely why I stay away. If you are going to tempt and tease, only to offer DIY or nothing at all at times, then that is where most of us have a huge issue. Stop advertising on CL and BP. You KNOW good and well what kind of gents frequent there. Us. The kind that expect a sensual, sexual massage with extras. You don't see Massage Envy and other completely legit places advertising on there and you know why as well. So either change your advertising methods or start providing what you are advertising. That's when we will start back contributing to your establishments. Until then, we will boycott your kind of places. Be mindful most of us were VERY frequent visitors with you and had monthly budgets just for you. You will feel this boycott economically even more so soon when the dry seasons start and only us, your faithful regulars were helping to keep that revenue coming in. More than welcome to PM me for a private discussion if you wish, maybe there can be some dialog established. But we miss the old times. Now some lucky provider, stripper, or hotel Asian will benefit, a LOT, from me this income tax season! LOL. #50 daysboycotting #noamps #idomissthemthough #staystrong #moneytalks #noteep.
Prince.Hey Prince, I'm back but got my ass in a jam long story but lesson learned about identity. I'm still on with the boycott as well, really pisses them off when they get no teep. My last teep before the boycott was a $1, she looked at me like what the fuck. I laughed and told her you gave a decent massage, touched my ass and balls in all the right places. Dick looking at you hard as hell and you tell me no no boss maybe next time. Bullshit on next time, they think we are stupid as hell, but the joke is turning on them. You're right with your post, luring us in with the bullshit ads mostly on backpage, chicks never ever look like the ad, teasers from hell, they can kiss my ass. Sad though, if they played the cards right they could make a fortune along with us guys being happy campers. Yeah yeah I've heard the stories oh oh you can get this or get that, bullshit I have spent my hundreds if not thousands on the tease joints. No more, over and done with. Massage owners reading this I'm with Prince, PM me for private discussion if you like, other wise no visit and damn sure no teeps!
If the ad implies extras, but the massage GAL denies you, then simply pay the house fee. But NEVER TIP.
Simply walk away, do not let them shame you.
SpaTrucker
02-10-18, 02:33
The prices are what they have always been. And your little boycott has done nothing to hurt their business over the last few weeks. In fact I would say business is booming at the times I have gone to various locations as they have been packed and turning away customers.Funny how they created a new member classification just for you. I am also participating in the boycott, but only in areas known for teasing and demanding a tip for diy. There is fun to be had if you are able to travel and keep looking. GUYS Stop paying some asian chick to watch you jerk off!
Anyone checked this BP ad out? Looks suspicious to me.
http://birmingham.mobileposting.com/TherapeuticMassage/hotandsexy-asian-girls-4253294650/28946332
JoeDeertay
02-13-18, 08:31
That's one of about 8 different ads they've been running for about 3 weeks. They've been advertising in the escort section. You can guarantee one of two things are going to happen. One is, whoever answers the door isn't going to look anything like that. And two there's always the possibility that you're going to be on the news. Just ask Tuscaloosa.
Anyone checked this BP ad out? Looks suspicious to me.
http://birmingham.mobileposting.com/TherapeuticMassage/hotandsexy-asian-girls-4253294650/28946332
That's one of about 8 different ads they've been running for about 3 weeks. They've been advertising in the escort section. You can guarantee one of two things are going to happen. One is, whoever answers the door isn't going to look anything like that. And two there's always the possibility that you're going to be on the news. Just ask Tuscaloosa.I've been a frequent visitor of these hotel asians, and thought others have as well, but I guess not many from this board. The managers use to send girls to the Montgomery hotels every couple weeks or so, in addition to Birmingham, but stopped suddenly 3 months ago, so I've been visiting the ladies they send to Birmingham, often. They shuffle the ladies and shuffle the hotels, but it's always an inexpensive hotel which I don't like. You can easily Google the phone number to find other ads in other cities, etc but it will likely always be a big city phone number, like new York or Chicago or los Angeles. I can say yes they are real, and also I will say as I've said before, my experiences have been that the ladies do look kind of similar to the pictures. Not so young but still pretty ladies who love to perform, and generally always have similar bodies as the pics which I love. Obviously there have been a couple bad apples I have simply walked away from after saying no thank you. They didn't pass my body shape test, but if you don't like what you see, simply walk away. No harm no foul. I will say they don't generally see black men. I know of stories where the lady would peek from curtain or peep hole and not answer door, then manager would call and say sorry she won't see you. LOL. These hotel asians have actually helped keep me away from AMPs. But as always, be safe.
Prince.
TtheBigMan
02-13-18, 16:54
Anyone checked this BP ad out? Looks suspicious to me.
http://birmingham.mobileposting.com/TherapeuticMassage/hotandsexy-asian-girls-4253294650/28946332I've been and got a granny.
Member #5647
02-14-18, 10:48
OK guys we have another AMP just popped up in Alabaster off of 119. Same old shit I'm sure, backpage ad with video young looking hot Asian woman. It cost minimal to open one of these tease joints. Let's keep the boycott and make damn sure they are aware of it. As much as I like Asian women I'm still holding on to my money and say fuck them!
I'm totally onboard with the boycott. I went to two or three of these in past months and had the same experience as others. Until we can get back to where we used to be with the Q and Yoshiko (some of my fondest memories were made there), I'm not parting with another dollar for this DIY nonsense. Keep up the good work!
JoeDeertay
02-14-18, 18:45
These are the same people who have the newer one down the road in Alabaster, the newer one on Trussville, and the one on 280 at double oak mountain. Fuck them. They can all kiss my ass.
OK guys we have another AMP just popped up in Alabaster off of 119. Same old shit I'm sure, backpage ad with video young looking hot Asian woman. It cost minimal to open one of these tease joints. Let's keep the boycott and make damn sure they are aware of it. As much as I like Asian women I'm still holding on to my money and say fuck them!
Member #5647
02-15-18, 07:33
Hey guys,
I seen her a couple years ago, noticed she posted craigslist. I didn't return, anything changed to make it worth the drive? PM me please.
https://gadsden.craigslist.org/thp/d/peaceful-vibrations/6494888639.html
Wadee1.
JoeDeertay
02-15-18, 09:40
She never left. She advertises all the time on CL. And I would probably guess that it's gotten worse. If she gets steady clients, I have no idea why. I guess people like shitty, half ass massages. She needs to be boycotted also. Those pics she's been posting for years is definitely bait and switch. She wants to act all legit. No legit person wears a nightie that their nipples are poking through in a picture. I went once and I could barely tell she was even touching me. I went for the half hour and glad I did. It was a complete waste of money.
Hey guys,
I seen her a couple years ago, noticed she posted craigslist. I didn't return, anything changed to make it worth the drive? PM me please.
https://gadsden.craigslist.org/thp/d/peaceful-vibrations/6494888639.html
Wadee1.
Just a heads up. The hotel asian in Vestavia is not worth seeing. Hold out until they shuffle her away. How will you know? They will either change hotels or change hotel room numbers. But if you guys don't walk away once you see her, they will allow her to stay longer, thinking she is like and will be profitable. More tips about them via PM if needed.
SilverDawg
02-16-18, 10:32
Hey guys,
I seen her a couple years ago, noticed she posted craigslist. I didn't return, anything changed to make it worth the drive? PM me please.
https://gadsden.craigslist.org/thp/d/peaceful-vibrations/6494888639.html
Wadee1.I hear it is nothing but a light touch. Not even tease anymore. Spend the money on a good massage where you know your getting nothing. Your getting nothing here and massage is a 2 at best.
JoeDeertay
02-16-18, 17:22
You're being kind with giving it a 2.
I hear it is nothing but a light touch. Not even tease anymore. Spend the money on a good massage where you know your getting nothing. Your getting nothing here and massage is a 2 at best.
Hey. This is my first post on here. I've been dabbling in the AMP scene for a few months now, so I'm really a newbie in my 20's. I've been reading info on certain places around the area. What I want to know, what are certain tips from you guys expert and personal experiences to get what you really want out of an AMP? I've been to Sunny and Lotus recently, but can't get any luck of them hinting at anything extra. Great legit Massage from Sunny, but lackluster from Lotus with only light rubs from a girl who said it was her first time giving a massage, which I called BS from the start. I feel like I've been getting the runaround and I wanted to see if there's anything I can try that I'm not doing.
I heard of Ocean and One, but I really am skeptical about those places. Have anyone been there and can give me peace of mind with their experience there? Any PM's are welcomed. I just want to get out of the newbie phase LOL.
Member #5647
02-19-18, 07:05
Hey. This is my first post on here. I've been dabbling in the AMP scene for a few months now, so I'm really a newbie in my 20's. I've been reading info on certain places around the area. What I want to know, what are certain tips from you guys expert and personal experiences to get what you really want out of an AMP? I've been to Sunny and Lotus recently, but can't get any luck of them hinting at anything extra. Great legit Massage from Sunny, but lackluster from Lotus with only light rubs from a girl who said it was her first time giving a massage, which I called BS from the start. I feel like I've been getting the runaround and I wanted to see if there's anything I can try that I'm not doing.
I heard of Ocean and One, but I really am skeptical about those places. Have anyone been there and can give me peace of mind with their experience there? Any PM's are welcomed. I just want to get out of the newbie phase LOL.Read the boards, from what you're saying, you have allot to learn. Advice from me, be safe and wise in all situations, it's not a candy store out there. No offense, we all started somewhere.
JoeDeertay
02-19-18, 08:53
If you in fact have been reading info, then you know what's up with the places you mentioned. And if you're not smart enough to figure it out from there, all the advice in the world won't help you.
Hey. This is my first post on here. I've been dabbling in the AMP scene for a few months now, so I'm really a newbie in my 20's. I've been reading info on certain places around the area. What I want to know, what are certain tips from you guys expert and personal experiences to get what you really want out of an AMP? I've been to Sunny and Lotus recently, but can't get any luck of them hinting at anything extra. Great legit Massage from Sunny, but lackluster from Lotus with only light rubs from a girl who said it was her first time giving a massage, which I called BS from the start. I feel like I've been getting the runaround and I wanted to see if there's anything I can try that I'm not doing.
I heard of Ocean and One, but I really am skeptical about those places. Have anyone been there and can give me peace of mind with their experience there? Any PM's are welcomed. I just want to get out of the newbie phase LOL.
Reading between the lines here, but from my personal experience I would recommend you visit Ocean. Been there several times myself and haven't been disappointed, though you won't find the 9's-10's there (at least I haven't gotten quite that lucky.) I was spoiled like many other 'old-timers' here back in the Yoshiko days. That said, the girls I've met there have all been very pleasant and attractive enough (7's?) I would recommend you go during the day. Not an area I would recommend you hang around in after dark. With that in mind, I think you'd have an enjoyable time. Best of luck to you, and as the others say. Just be careful out there.
Hey. This is my first post on here. I've been dabbling in the AMP scene for a few months now, so I'm really a newbie in my 20's. I've been reading info on certain places around the area. What I want to know, what are certain tips from you guys expert and personal experiences to get what you really want out of an AMP? I've been to Sunny and Lotus recently, but can't get any luck of them hinting at anything extra. Great legit Massage from Sunny, but lackluster from Lotus with only light rubs from a girl who said it was her first time giving a massage, which I called BS from the start. I feel like I've been getting the runaround and I wanted to see if there's anything I can try that I'm not doing.
I heard of Ocean and One, but I really am skeptical about those places. Have anyone been there and can give me peace of mind with their experience there? Any PM's are welcomed. I just want to get out of the newbie phase LOL.
I know this is a long shot. Does anyone know what happened to the girls from Yoshikko?
I know this is a long shot. Does anyone know what happened to the girls from Yoshikko?The ones that were here illegally (probably all of them) were deported.
JoeDeertay
02-27-18, 17:54
Too bad Birmingham's finest couldn't raid the Home Depots and Lowe's if they want to deport people.
The ones that were here illegally (probably all of them) were deported.
MammieJammer
02-28-18, 12:33
Here is some useful information that everyone needs to know about massage parlor girls and massage parlors in general in the current political climate. First of all human trafficking charges became an easy tool for politicians wanting to regulate everyone's morality to bust massage parlors. So as more and more massage parlors was shut down using this human trafficking angle the owners of these establishments were facing not just simple local charges but we're looking at federal indictments so the risk vs reward became pretty steep. After the heat died down a bit the owners of these establishments begin to try a new angle and that was to open what we now know as tease parlors. They would advertise these with the promise of what used to go on in the classic Asian massage parlors but when you got there if you were lucky you got a fair massage and nothing else more often than not you got a crappy massage and on the very outside you might catch a rogue girl that would give you extras sometimes but very little was offered. This way the owners of these establishments could charge about as much as they were getting on the old sex for sale traditional massage parlors but without any of the risk of indictment for sexual misconduct also they were using girls that were older and legal in this country so that they were no longer looking at underage charges or charges of human trafficking. It was a win-win for them they didn't have to worry about law enforcement and people hoping to find what had once been the norm would wander in once or twice or maybe many times hoping that if they became a regular that more might be available on the menu. It's becoming more and more apparent that the old-fashioned Asian massage parlor and the things that were offered there are dying. Even in cities like Atlanta Chicago and New York true old-time Asian massage parlors are becoming less and less available as these tease joints pop up because the tease joints present very little risk for the owners and there seems to be always a new crop of people wandering in with the hope of getting something that they're never going to get. As for the girls that work in these establishments they are rotated on a regular basis just as they were in the old style Asian massage parlors a girl might be there several weeks to a few months and then will go to another parlor owned by the same people in another state or another city. We here in Birmingham are finally coming to the realization that these places are what they are and really offer nothing except for a badly done massage with no extras. Because of that most of the people that read this forum have decided to boycott these tease places because it's simply a waste of money and encourages more of them to be built. Believe you me they are beginning to feel the heat and the only way we will ever get back to what used to be the norm is to stop patronizing these tease joints if we continue to maintain this boycott sooner or later these places will become unprofitable to the point where we may begin to see more of what we were used to in the traditional Asian massage parlors. I hope everyone continues to maintain this boycott and not waste your money when the only thing you will get it these places is for the most part A so so massage and a set of blue balls as you walk out the door shaking your head. Maybe one day the traditional Asian massage parlors will begin to make a comeback in the meantime they are some traveling Asian girls generally managed by a mammasan who takes your call and books your appointment when you dial the number in the ad unfortunately you get whoever happens to be available when you arrive at the hotel sometimes it's a total miss but occasionally the girl can be pretty hot it's really just a crap shoot I sometimes respond to these ads knowing that and when I go to the door if what I see doesn't please me I simply turn around and leave. Hopefully things will improve in the future but for now I intend to keep my money in my pocket and not patronize these tease joints that really offer nothing for your hard-earned cash. I hope this helps everyone that wonders about the current state of Asian massage parlors not just in Alabama but really across the country. MJ.
Here is some useful information that everyone needs to know about massage .................. MJ.Very well stated. Completely and thoroughly reviewed AMP conditions. Boycott still on! I stated awhile back that many will still visit them, but after peak season, the reality of us former regulars not being around to patronize them WILL be felt. In Montgomery, the amount of girls available has been decreasing and the rotation of girls are slowing down, with some girls having over 2 years tenure at the same establishments, further indicating a sign of the times. #NOMOREDIY #AMPBOYCOTT.
Well said. I haven't been to any of MPs. I've had the need to shave my palms lately. I was only curious if anyone knew what happened to them.
Member #5647
03-01-18, 21:12
Very well stated. Completely and thoroughly reviewed AMP conditions. Boycott still on! I stated awhile back that many will still visit them, but after peak season, the reality of us former regulars not being around to patronize them WILL be felt. In Montgomery, the amount of girls available has been decreasing and the rotation of girls are slowing down, with some girls having over 2 years tenure at the same establishments, further indicating a sign of the times. #NOMOREDIY #AMPBOYCOTT.Sorry guys, I guess my post earlier didn't save. My two cents, MJ and Prince are always spot on, the reason I know I traveled the same line they have. I have had more than my share of the tease joints. Most Asians working at these places know exactly what they are doing, how to do it, and what to do trying to lure your ass back in. Can't say I haven't went in, met with a nice Asian, and had a few DIY's why they play with your ass and balls. But Damn they get pissed when you give them small teep. Well first of all they can all kiss my ass as I joined the Boycott several months ago. As I have been away for sometime now you start thinking about this shit. Of all the guys that jerk off, rub their Asian ass and tits, pay all this fucking cash and not get a Damn thing other than a DIY or if you're lucky a damn HJ once in awhile we are the fools! You ever wonder how damn nasty those places really are, face it all the guys laying with your head in a damn doughnut, dick getting hard with precumm as they fuck with you, then the dumbass flip they call it. I mean seriously think about it. Oh and why I mention the fucking flip, I had rather lay on my back, get the shit over with, then turn and enjoy a fucked up massage. Where did this flip shit start anyhow? Was that us or them? Ok I'm done ramblin, listen up AMP's stop your bullshit, you won't getting another damn dime from my ass or anyone else I know. And those of you tracking MJ, Prince and the rest of us, pleas pitch in so these tease joints will get the hell out of town. You fuckers catering to these people are making them rich as hell, they make a helluva lot more than you think. STOP THE BULLSHIT!
Ok guys. I know you all tried to tell me. I was sucked in by a Chinese massage woman. She actually lived at my home for 6 months. I will tell you this. I was able to observe her and her friends. It is all bullshit. They laugh at us behind our back. They all lie, and they all know how to tease like hell to get what they want. I learned the hard way.
Ok guys. I know you all tried to tell me. I was sucked in by a Chinese massage woman. She actually lived at my home for 6 months. I will tell you this. I was able to observe her and her friends. It is all bullshit. They laugh at us behind our back. They all lie, and they all know how to tease like hell to get what they want. I learned the hard way.Although I was already aware, I'm glad you came forward with this. Further building the case for boycotting the tease joints. Already have strip clubs that are by large mostly tease joints, literally. Also have providers misrepresenting themselves via pictures or limited services. Tease providers is what I call them. Now we have tease AMPs and that's just sad. UTRs via references, friends with benefits, sugar babies, etc, neither have the direct approach or consistency in the business to rely on or they get snatched up in love and go MIA for seasons or they are too much work, going through many hoops and feelings to see. Hobby time altogether has been reduced to teasing seasons. It's like providers across the board have gravitated to DIY. Meaning they will do a little, and what you really really want, you have to DIY. Strippers dancing every dollar out of guys pockets, then once aroused you have to go home or elsewhere and DIY. LOL. Escorts don't do this and don't do that and no GFE, etc. So they do what they want and to get what you want you have to DIY. Now with AMPs. Obviously there are exceptions to the statements above, proof being I see a stripper from time to time but have never dropped a dollar to her in the club. Going rate dropped during our meets, but yall get the point. Another exception would be the 2 AMPs we know about, no names needed. But all else, we #boycott.
Oh yea. Yes I'm venting because my go to FWB miscommunicated leaving me solo this weekend. BUT I'm elated to see the hotel asians have come back to Montgomery finally. Saw her once already, early 30's and pretty and will likely see twice more over the weekend. Sorry, not sorry, our beauty batting average for them is still high. If we weren't boycotting I'd stop by an AMP and get a 30 min massage, leave no tip, then go on to the hotel asian. Still would be under 200 for 90 minutes of fun! LOL. BTW, yes the AMPs in Montgomery did have something going for them. They can actually massage very well. Seriously. Ask any Montgomery member here. Anyway, rambling moment over. Rant over as well. LOL.
ImKul, wish you consulted with some of us before moving her in. Was a couple board members here back in the day that did same thing and was equally disappointed when the requests for money to be sent continued and increased. Hopefully your public confession will help deter others from falling for the same. Be safe.
Prince.
Member #5647
03-03-18, 15:23
Sitting here surfing the web, looking at Backpage checking out the same old bullshit. It literally pisses me off to see ALL THE DAMN AMP ads with all these non existent hot Asian woman on display. The other thing pissing me off is all the men catering to this bullshit, KNOWING there is nothing there but a half ass massage if that. Let me add if you're doing the jack yourself off bullshit, tally up your spending over the past 6 months. You could get a hot Las Vegas call girl on a "10" scale for the price you pay these damn AMP's. They do drive nice cars using your hard earned cash to purchase pretty much anything they desire. Makes you want to sit in the parking lot with a boycott sign on display. Inkul I'm with Prince, sorry about your 6 month encounter. Another thing the AMP owners are in competition, but don't think for a minute the woman working these joints don't talk. Live and learn, most of these fuckers are ruthless and don't give a damn about you. Have a good one guys and be safe!
Wadee1.
Although I was already aware, I'm glad you came forward with this. Further building the case for boycotting the tease joints. Already have strip clubs that are by large mostly tease joints, literally. Also have providers misrepresenting themselves via pictures or limited services. Tease providers is what I call them. Now we have tease AMPs and that's just sad. UTRs via references, friends with benefits, sugar babies, etc, neither have the direct approach or consistency in the business to rely on or they get snatched up in love and go MIA for seasons or they are too much work, going through many hoops and feelings to see. Hobby time altogether has been reduced to teasing seasons. It's like providers across the board have gravitated to DIY. Meaning they will do a little, and what you really really want, you have to DIY. Strippers dancing every dollar out of guys pockets, then once aroused you have to go home or elsewhere and DIY. LOL. Escorts don't do this and don't do that and no GFE, etc. So they do what they want and to get what you want you have to DIY. Now with AMPs. Obviously there are exceptions to the statements above, proof being I see a stripper from time to time but have never dropped a dollar to her in the club. Going rate dropped during our meets, but yall get the point. Another exception would be the 2 AMPs we know about, no names needed. But all else, we #boycott.
Oh yea. Yes I'm venting because my go to FWB miscommunicated leaving me solo this weekend. BUT I'm elated to see the hotel asians have come back to Montgomery finally. Saw her once already, early 30's and pretty and will likely see twice more over the weekend. Sorry, not sorry, our beauty batting average for them is still high. If we weren't boycotting I'd stop by an AMP and get a 30 min massage, leave no tip, then go on to the hotel asian. Still would be under 200 for 90 minutes of fun! LOL. BTW, yes the AMPs in Montgomery did have something going for them. They can actually massage very well. Seriously. Ask any Montgomery member here. Anyway, rambling moment over. Rant over as well. LOL.
ImKul, wish you consulted with some of us before moving her in. Was a couple board members here back in the day that did same thing and was equally disappointed when the requests for money to be sent continued and increased. Hopefully your public confession will help deter others from falling for the same. Be safe.
Prince.I will say this. I am not totally naive and have had my share of women, but I was taken in pretty good.
Sitting here surfing the web, looking at Backpage checking out the same old bullshit. It literally pisses me off to see ALL THE DAMN AMP ads with all these non existent hot Asian woman on display. The other thing pissing me off is all the men catering to this bullshit, KNOWING there is nothing there but a half ass massage if that. Let me add if you're doing the jack yourself off bullshit, tally up your spending over the past 6 months. You could get a hot Las Vegas call girl on a "10" scale for the price you pay these damn AMP's. They do drive nice cars using your hard earned cash to purchase pretty much anything they desire. Makes you want to sit in the parking lot with a boycott sign on display. Inkul I'm with Prince, sorry about your 6 month encounter. Another thing the AMP owners are in competition, but don't think for a minute the woman working these joints don't talk. Live and learn, most of these fuckers are ruthless and don't give a damn about you. Have a good one guys and be safe!
Wadee1.I know for an absolute fact that they talk about their customers. Laugh at us. Fuck them!
MammieJammer
03-05-18, 18:17
I will say this. I am not totally naive and have had my share of women, but I was taken in pretty good.We all have been taking in at one time or another. The rule I have for myself is I don't date strippers and I don't date providers. Any woman can be a challenge in her own way but these girls are Masters off telling lies and taking advantage it's never worth the money you will spend or the aggravation that you will have to put up with to date one of these girls. MJ.
We all have been taking in at one time or another. The rule I have for myself is I don't date strippers and I don't date providers. Any woman can be a challenge in her own way but these girls are Masters off telling lies and taking advantage it's never worth the money you will spend or the aggravation that you will have to put up with to date one of these girls. MJ.To anyone else thinking of dating a Chinese massage lady, remember this. They are experts at teasing and seduction but they only really care about one thing. Money. I am not just saying this because of my one person experience. I have been around several of them to know this is true. They can be very sweet. As long as they are getting more from you than they are giving. They are very calculating and demanding. My "friend" openly admitted to me that she used one of her customers to routinely help her with things, even though she told me she thought he was "scum. " I saw her text to him. She definitely wasn't telling him that. Of course all the while she used me too. At least the sex was good. I did find it interesting that every time we had sex, she would bring up something that she needed money for. Yea, I was stupid. Yea, I was used. Fortunately I didn't lose too much money. Mainly frustration and time helping with something every day. Instead of appreciating the things I did for her, she only asked me why I wasn't doing more. Definitely not worth it in the end.
I've been boycotting for about a year here. Went to one at the beach about 6 months ago. Of course same thing. When I walked out without tipping the lady chased me in the parking lot. All I could do was laugh at her. I said you left the room 3 times and the massge sucked LOL.
I'll be in bam this weekend and was wondering if anyone knows how the current local talent measures up between these two places. Any info is appreciated.
To anyone else thinking of dating a Chinese massage lady, remember this. They are experts at teasing and seduction but they only really care about one thing. Money. I am not just saying this because of my one person experience. I have been around several of them to know this is true. They can be very sweet. As long as they are getting more from you than they are giving. They are very calculating and demanding. My "friend" openly admitted to me that she used one of her customers to routinely help her with things, even though she told me she thought he was "scum. " I saw her text to him. She definitely wasn't telling him that. Of course all the while she used me too. At least the sex was good. I did find it interesting that every time we had sex, she would bring up something that she needed money for. Yea, I was stupid. Yea, I was used. Fortunately I didn't lose too much money. Mainly frustration and time helping with something every day. Instead of appreciating the things I did for her, she only asked me why I wasn't doing more. Definitely not worth it in the end.They use us, we use them. Thats sorta the idea. I don't have a problem with it.
Member #5647
03-07-18, 10:49
This is to all the AMP owners. We know you read the boards to get the on the street information. You know what pisses us off and allot of us have boycotted the business. I have had some good massages and some not worth a damn. What I personally don't understand is why you continue to advertise these cute young Asian women on backpage, Craigslist etc, knowing it's all bullshit? You know the word is out, you know we see through the bullshit ads, why do you continue with the same nonsense? Are you relying on those fuckers that still cater to your ass? Hell why not keep the few good woman, give kickass massages, put places like massage envy out of business. It's going to get bad for you people, and with more and more parlors opening up its going to get even worse. Damn if you're not giving in to us for the good stuff, go legit and kick some ass. But let me say if you go back to the old days, you could kick everyone's ass! I'm all for the latter. LOL.
They use us, we use them. Thats sorta the idea. I don't have a problem with it.I was just venting because she was not truthful with me. I have to admit that I miss her.
Newbie1033
03-13-18, 14:00
Staying in the fultondale area tonight while traveling thru. Any AMPs in this area you'd reccomend?? Thanks in advance.
Member #5647
03-14-18, 14:51
Staying in the fultondale area tonight while traveling thru. Any AMPs in this area you'd reccomend?? Thanks in advance.We are boycotting the AMP tease joints, save your cash brother. No shit happening in the ham.
Member #5647
03-15-18, 05:59
http://www.escortresearch.com/blog/influx-in-fake-hot-ass-tiny-asian-hunnies-i15.html#blt.
Major Canis
03-16-18, 14:37
I've had two visits to Tranquil on 119 in Alabaster; saw different masseuse on the visits. Rooms are a bit cramped, the massages are typical. No hints of extra fun here or any of the 3 joints in Alabaster.
Also, I see that H Accupressure on 280 has a new ad and is now going by Tao. Phone number is Atlanta area and not 205-. My guess is new owners took over. Anyone tried 'them out yet?
Ocean Spa busted today.
http://www.wvtm13.com/article/authorities-raid-ocean-spa-in-east-birmingham/19460425
Member #5647
03-17-18, 11:59
Was this "H" massage out on 280? They are advertising all kinds of extras.
Major Canis
03-17-18, 16:34
I went, hoping it was new management and opportunities since the ad ph# was 404 area code. The lady I saw, didn't get her name, wasn't there the last time I went (6 months ago? But their business card had the same ph# as H Massage. Massage was enjoyable but no hint of extras.
Was this "H" massage out on 280? They are advertising all kinds of extras.It's the same place and even Mary that is the friend of Mr Houliang is the one running the place. She is also the one that does the outcall massage that you see the ads for. There's probably zero chance of anything happening in the actual shop though.
JoeDeertay
03-17-18, 23:47
The same people own it. It's the Houliang bunch that owns Foot. I don't why you all keep fucking going to these places. Haven't you all learned your lesson yet?
I've had two visits to Tranquil on 119 in Alabaster; saw different masseuse on the visits. Rooms are a bit cramped, the massages are typical. No hints of extra fun here or any of the 3 joints in Alabaster.
Also, I see that H Accupressure on 280 has a new ad and is now going by Tao. Phone number is Atlanta area and not 205-. My guess is new owners took over. Anyone tried 'them out yet?
Hi, coming from Ohio for races next month. I had hoped to make it last year but had to cancel. I asked then for any reco's for either massage or strip clubs. I'll try again, what is the best place where I will leave happy? I am staying on the southeast side of town. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
MammieJammer
03-18-18, 13:01
I went, hoping it was new management and opportunities since the ad ph# was 404 area code. The lady I saw, didn't get her name, wasn't there the last time I went (6 months ago? But their business card had the same ph# as H Massage. Massage was enjoyable but no hint of extras.I seriously don't mean any disrespect here but for anyone that thinks that they are going to get anything other than a half-ass massage at any of these places the next time that thought occurs to you simply take the money that you're going to spend there put it in an ashtray and set it on fire and hold your hands over it and warm them. Because that will be more than you will get when you go to one of these places really if Common Sense hasn't kicked in by now you're just burning your money up throwing it out the door for no reason I mean really guys fool me once shame on you fool me 15 times shame on me. MJ.
JoeDeertay
03-19-18, 07:59
It's like these people can't read. The info is here, right in front of them and they still insist on trying it out.
I seriously don't mean any disrespect here but for anyone that thinks that they are going to get anything other than a half-ass massage at any of these places the next time that thought occurs to you simply take the money that you're going to spend there put it in an ashtray and set it on fire and hold your hands over it and warm them. Because that will be more than you will get when you go to one of these places really if Common Sense hasn't kicked in by now you're just burning your money up throwing it out the door for no reason I mean really guys fool me once shame on you fool me 15 times shame on me. MJ.
Ocean Spa busted today.
http://www.wvtm13.com/article/authorities-raid-ocean-spa-in-east-birmingham/19460425Yep. That's the death knell, most likely. Consider myself lucky to have enjoyed the good 'ol Yoshiko days. I dare say we won't see the likes of those ever again. (long, sad sigh.).
Hi, coming from Ohio for races next month. I had hoped to make it last year but had to cancel. I asked then for any reco's for either massage or strip clubs. I'll try again, what is the best place where I will leave happy? I am staying on the southeast side of town. Any help would be greatly appreciated.Sadly, Dave. It's pretty much a dry well around here these days. There are only two in town (easily found in the forums) and one of those got raided last Friday. Any of the others around here are all tease joints. Wish the news was better, but save your money and avoid disappointment.
Member #5647
03-19-18, 16:50
It's like these people can't read. The info is here, right in front of them and they still insist on trying it out.Hell no I'm still boycotting their asses. I was just curious to know if same owners. Same bullshit with angel, lotus and lily. Owner still owns the same three, just now advertising on backpage. To make it plain, same owners, same tease joint spells same bullshit!
JoeDeertay
03-19-18, 17:28
Yoshiko wasn't anything compared to Fuji, Sun or Pinetree. Fuji in Center Point, to this day is the best, real AMP I've ever been in. I always got a kick out of their porn mags they kept in the sauna room. It was these old school mags like Black Tail, Celebrity Slueth and OUI. The first time I went there was almost 25 years ago. I always joked with a buddy that if I had found the place earlier, I would've took one of them to the prom, LOL.
Yep. That's the death knell, most likely. Consider myself lucky to have enjoyed the good 'ol Yoshiko days. I dare say we won't see the likes of those ever again. (long, sad sigh.).
Yoshiko wasn't anything compared to Fuji, Sun or Pinetree. Fuji in Center Point, to this day is the best, real AMP I've ever been in. I always got a kick out of their porn mags they kept in the sauna room. It was these old school mags like Black Tail, Celebrity Slueth and OUI. The first time I went there was almost 25 years ago. I always joked with a buddy that if I had found the place earlier, I would've took one of them to the prom, LOL.I have to disagree. Yoshiko or Q were best to me, maybe because I was older and more comfortable by then but I remember at Yoshiko the mama sam bringing 4 ladies in the room. I chose Sky, I'm sure why'all remember her, but hell they all looked almost equal.
Yoshiko wasn't anything compared to Fuji, Sun or Pinetree. Fuji in Center Point, to this day is the best, real AMP I've ever been in. I always got a kick out of their porn mags they kept in the sauna room. It was these old school mags like Black Tail, Celebrity Slueth and OUI. The first time I went there was almost 25 years ago. I always joked with a buddy that if I had found the place earlier, I would've took one of them to the prom, LOL.Joe, you made my morning. I forgot about those mags in the sauna at Fuji. I was fortunate enough to visit there as well. God, I miss those days. You never appreciate anything as much as you should till it's gone.
I have to disagree. Yoshiko or Q were best to me, maybe because I was older and more comfortable by then but I remember at Yoshiko the mama sam bringing 4 ladies in the room. I chose Sky, I'm sure why'all remember her, but hell they all looked almost equal.Ah, Sky and Cherry. There were two of my favorites, as well as many others on here I'm sure. I was such a frequent visitor at Yoshiko at the time that the mamasan actually made me eat with them one evening, when I'd dropped in around dinner time. And let me tell you, that older, grandmotherly lady who took care of those girls could cook, brother! That may well qualify as one of the best evenings in my life on several levels, come to think of it. LOL!
Major Canis
03-22-18, 01:28
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Major Canis
03-22-18, 14:08
The same people own it. It's the Houliang bunch that owns Foot. I don't why you all keep fucking going to these places. Haven't you all learned your lesson yet?Yes, I've learned. And my experiences area obviously different from yours. Every trip won't be successful, but enough are successful so I continue to visit my favorites and occasionally try others. Variety is good, and hunting is fun. My post let others know that I, at least, got no extras at any Alabaster CAMP.
AlPhotoG69
04-01-18, 20:07
Anyone been to Lily in Resource Drive area?
I went last night and woman was very good!
Attractive and gives a great massage.
JoeDeertay
04-02-18, 17:34
It seems as though the boycott is working. Now's there probably plenty of people who have no clue of this board but are just curious as to what goes on at Asian joints because of all they've heard over the years. You can tell by the people who post on here who have no posts whatsoever, but want to ask questions about a location, or post that they had an amazing experience at such and such place, and want us all to believe that they're the only ones who found the goldmine. I'm not buying it. I've been to every mp that's ever been in the Birmingham area and I can tell you what's going to happen at them 99.9% of the time. And if you read other threads in other cities in other states, you find out the same thing is happening all over. Everything is being overtaken by these tease joints that give shitty massages and wants you to take care of yourself. And I know some guys have no problem with diy. I'm not one of them. I'm not someone who's life is so boring that I get excited by a slight graze of my nutsack, or a stray finger running over my asshole, and then will proceed to jack myself off and then tip someone for it. That's the dumbest, most pathetic shit I've ever heard. These places prosper off the weak. Stop being weak. Trust me, you won't miss it.
Newbie1033
04-03-18, 22:55
Any intel on One Spa? I assume Ocean is closed?? I had a dream another it 3 days prior to the raid. Shew.
MammieJammer
04-04-18, 09:20
It seems as though the boycott is working. Now's there probably plenty of people who have no clue of this board but are just curious as to what goes on at Asian joints because of all they've heard over the years. You can tell by the people who post on here who have no posts whatsoever, but want to ask questions about a location, or post that they had an amazing experience at such and such place, and want us all to believe that they're the only ones who found the goldmine. I'm not buying it. I've been to every mp that's ever been in the Birmingham area and I can tell you what's going to happen at them 99.9% of the time. And if you read other threads in other cities in other states, you find out the same thing is happening all over. Everything is being overtaken by these tease joints that give shitty massages and wants you to take care of yourself. And I know some guys have no problem with diy. I'm not one of them. I'm not someone who's life is so boring that I get excited by a slight graze of my nutsack, or a stray finger running over my asshole, and then will proceed to jack myself off and then tip someone for it. That's the dumbest, most pathetic shit I've ever heard. These places prosper off the weak. Stop being weak. Trust me, you won't miss it.Absolutely correct Joe and we as members of The Forum should continue to put information out there for the inexperienced who stumble on this board to let them know that these places are terrible and are a total waste of money and time. The people that own and operate these places can make just as much money giving you a terrible massage and nothing in the way of extras as they can by running what at one time was a legitimate full service Asian massage parlor. And in running the business the way that it is being done these days they take no risk in human trafficking charges or in being busted for any sort of sexual offense. Save your money guys there are no places in the old time sense of the word The True full service Asian massage parlors have dried up and go away. Even in cities like Atlanta New York Chicago and LA the real deal massage parlors are getting very hard to find so save your money and hopefully there will be less and less of these terrible tease joints out there. MJ.
MammieJammer
04-04-18, 09:26
Any intel on One Spa? I assume Ocean is closed?? I had a dream another it 3 days prior to the raid. Shew.One Spa is still open. Save your money the women there are old and not very attractive and the service is not very good you would have better luck on Backpage with some of the touring Asian women it's still a pig in a poke and not what you're used to in the old time Asian spas but it's better than what's currently available at One Spa and at any of these tease joints that are out there. MJ.
Major Canis
04-06-18, 18:45
While the FBI (Fumbling Bungling Idiots) seized Backpage, Craigslist also has shutdown their Therapeutic section. Anybody know of other good sites? Rubmaps is stale and useless unless unless you've got the premium version. And I'm only assuming the premium is useful.
NoPainNoGain
04-07-18, 11:44
Tried to get on rubmaps and it's no longer working. These are sad times.
While the FBI (Fumbling Bungling Idiots) seized Backpage, Craigslist also has shutdown their Therapeutic section. Anybody know of other good sites? Rubmaps is stale and useless unless unless you've got the premium version. And I'm only assuming the premium is useful.
What's going to be interesting to see is how much the BP shutdown is going to impact these local tease parlors. With no place to advertise, it will be very interesting to see how many of them close up shop.
JoeDeertay
04-09-18, 17:33
BP or CL not being around isn't going to affect them one bit. Everyone knows where they are. I'm not sure why they advertised in the first place. It was kinda overkill, and somewhat stupid. Some of them have been open for years and they still have grand opening ads. So, the ones that want to continue to go to them will, and the ones that don't, won't.
What's going to be interesting to see is how much the BP shutdown is going to impact these local tease parlors. With no place to advertise, it will be very interesting to see how many of them close up shop.
Major Canis
04-09-18, 21:44
BP or CL not being around isn't going to affect them one bit. Everyone knows where they are. I'm not sure why they advertised in the first place. It was kinda overkill, and somewhat stupid. Some of them have been open for years and they still have grand opening ads. So, the ones that want to continue to go to them will, and the ones that don't, won't.Yeah, I know all the Bham spots, but when I travel (which I do a lot) BP and CL were a great resource for finding new places that were close to where I was staying.
BP or CL not being around isn't going to affect them one bit. Everyone knows where they are. I'm not sure why they advertised in the first place. It was kinda overkill, and somewhat stupid. Some of them have been open for years and they still have grand opening ads. So, the ones that want to continue to go to them will, and the ones that don't, won't.I think that is a very short sided view. Do you really think the only customers these places will have are the exact same ones as now? So nobody from another city or nobody new at all could ever possibly want to go there? Plus even most of the current customers do not have every location and every phone number memorized or in their phone for even the current places. Essentially you are out of your mind if you think this will not impact their business "one bit".
JoeDeertay
04-10-18, 08:09
Did you ever think about looking on here, or posting on here if you decide to go out of town, and asking for information in the area you plan to go to?
Yeah, I know all the Bham spots, but when I travel (which I do a lot) BP and CL were a great resource for finding new places that were close to where I was staying.
Any places offering DIY? PM me please.
IAmAmazing
05-30-18, 12:52
Any places offering DIY? PM me please.Most places in Bham offer it except for a few. Lotus, Kungfu, Angel to name a few.
John Deuce
05-31-18, 17:18
Given the location, I would imagine it is just another DIY (if even that), but I saw a new Massage sign at a place across from the Walmart at Eastwood. Anyone been there?
Spencer1000
05-31-18, 17:22
Where is Eastwood? Sorry. In any event I obviously haven't been there but I'm game to toftt if it's close.
Has lotus reopened or where did it move? Last I visited it was still over behind Kohl's off 280 by dreamland and all that.
John Deuce
05-31-18, 17:43
Where is Eastwood? Sorry. In any event I obviously haven't been there but I'm game to toftt if it's close.
Has lotus reopened or where did it move? Last I visited it was still over behind Kohl's off 280 by dreamland and all that.Off Crestwood. The site of the old Eastwood Mall.
JoeDeertay
06-01-18, 19:00
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Given the location, I would imagine it is just another DIY (if even that), but I saw a new Massage sign at a place across from the Walmart at Eastwood. Anyone been there?I toftt. This is a lagit massage parlor. Ran by an asian couple. Had 3 facedown chairs and about ten massage rooms. I opted for the chair massage. I've been having neck problems anyways. My best guess, not even diy is allowed. Very busy storefront.
On a scale of 1 to 10, the massage was an 8. Keep in mind i was spoiled by Sooni at that Kill-Pain place in Homewood. Whatever happened to her. I miss her.
JoeDeertay
06-02-18, 09:07
I guess time doesn't really change anything, or people on here have a short memory, because from reading between the lines on some of these posts why'all are back to being satisfied to pay someone to watch you jerk off. And to keep these tease joints in business. I mean, hell. Since this board has been shut down there was two more that opened up. If you're life is at a point where you get satisfied by paying someone to watch you play with your pathetic peckers, do yourself a favor. Stop going to the places, save that money and start your own tease joint. Apparently as long as there's desperate guys, the business will be booming. And maybe you can talk the workers into watching you jerk off. Only this time it'll be free.
MammieJammer
06-02-18, 16:41
Boycott these tease joints nothing has changed since we lost many of our places to see ads posted and information forms. I have a Korean friend who is in the business and she tells me that even in Atlanta the real traditional Asian massage parlors run by and featuring Korean girls are very much on the decline and these tease joints are growing by Leaps and Bounds. With law enforcement using human trafficking as a way to leverage more pain on these places you're going to see less and less of the real deal until eventually they'll all be gone. The owners can make just as much money with a phony ad and a tease parlor as they can with the real deal and not put themselves in any legal Jeopardy so why would they bother hopefully we'll continue to see the traveling Asian girls if seeing an Asian woman is your thing because the good old days of full service Asian massage parlors is pretty much over even in places like Atlanta Chicago and New York. MJ.
Jasmine Smith
06-02-18, 18:57
The ones that were here illegally (probably all of them) were deported.I know that the owner and the lady who ran it went to jail. I don't know much about the girls who were working there.
Street Seeker
06-02-18, 22:55
Was just in Birmingham for a couple of days and visited two AMP's. In both places got a great massage, a lot of fun teasing, and both took great care to ensure I was happy. There was no indication from either place that it was DIY. Now neither of the ladies were beauties but they were attentive and made me very happy.
Street Seeker
06-05-18, 12:30
Was just in Birmingham for a couple of days and visited two AMP's. In both places got a great massage, a lot of fun teasing, and both took great care to ensure I was happy. There was no indication from either place that it was DIY. Now neither of the ladies were beauties but they were attentive and made me very happy.Just letting all of the one-post wonders and members with no history, don't waste my time with a PM asking for information. I only share with Senior members whose posts or PMs show shared information too.
[QUOTE=StreetSeeker;3814893]Just letting all of the one-post wonders and members with no history, don't waste my time with a PM asking for information.Sorry I meant to send PM
JoeDeertay
06-05-18, 19:17
Everyone who is legit, already knows where these places are. Out of respect to the owner people don't blab it around to everyone. If you're smart, you wouldn't either.
Just letting all of the one-post wonders and members with no history, don't waste my time with a PM asking for information. I only share with Senior members whose posts or PMs show shared information too.
Still around and working? Always heard good things about her.
MammieJammer
06-08-18, 02:38
Still around and working? Always heard good things about her.She is this is her Facebook link you can contact her from there hope this helps. MJ https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100017984550481.
She is this is her Facebook link you can contact her from there hope this helps. MJ https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100017984550481.Is there a way to contact Lauren other than facebook? Feel free to PM. Thank you.
Hey guys. I'm visiting Birmingham for a few days and was wondering if there are any good nuru providers y'all could recommend? Thanks & be safe out there.
JoeDeertay
06-08-18, 23:13
There's none.
Hey guys. I'm visiting Birmingham for a few days and was wondering if there are any good nuru providers y'all could recommend? Thanks & be safe out there.
Hey guys. I'm visiting Birmingham for a few days and was wondering if there are any good nuru providers y'all could recommend? Thanks & be safe out there.https://birmingham.rubratings.com/120404
Legit nuru, Trust me.
PapaShango
06-12-18, 20:13
https://birmingham.rubratings.com/120404
Legit nuru, Trust me.I second that.
IMallinOneDay
06-13-18, 09:43
I second that.Any idea what the elite package for 250 is?
Is that her in the last pic?
Any idea what the elite package for 250 is?
Is that her in the last pic?Elite package is full service and no that's not her in last pic she is latina.
Has anyone see Nikki from Georgia lately. I can't find her advertising. Where are you finding these AMP and Individuals advertising now without BP and CL?
Thanks.
Tug.
Undertaker 10
06-15-18, 10:25
Has anyone see Nikki from Georgia lately. I can't find her advertising. Where are you finding these AMP and Individuals advertising now without BP and CL?
Thanks.
Tug.Emailed her about an appointment about two weeks ago and she said she was out of the business.
Shame too, I always enjoyed my time with her.
Now that BP and CL are not advertising where did all these providers go to advertise their business and the new businesses popping up?
Tug.
IrishDannyBoy
06-30-18, 18:32
Elite package is full service and no that's not her in last pic she is latina.What is the revive package for 140?
MammieJammer
07-01-18, 12:56
What is the revive package for 140?Just so you know those pics in her ad are not her. Ask her to send you a real pic a proof pic something with her holding some paper and your name on it so you know it's real and then see if you're willing to bite the hook. MJ.
JoeDeertay
07-01-18, 16:05
It's gives her bank account life. From your perspective all you'll get is your money being flushed down the toilet.
What is the revive package for 140?
Elite package is full service and no that's not her in last pic she is latina.So is the photo of a presumably Asian woman sliding over a man in her add a good representation of what she looks like or is she a BBW? Does anyone have a pic of her?
JoeDeertay
07-02-18, 07:57
Do like MJ said and have her send you one with verification that it's recent. And those pictures are all standard stock pictures.
So is the photo of a presumably Asian woman sliding over a man in her add a good representation of what she looks like or is she a BBW? Does anyone have a pic of her?
So is the photo of a presumably Asian woman sliding over a man in her add a good representation of what she looks like or is she a BBW? Does anyone have a pic of her?Curvy latina not bbw at all. And she is very sexy not like some of these meth addicts others be suggesting. I know I'm new here but even one of the vet posted agreed she was legit.
PapaShango
07-07-18, 21:20
For those who still have doubts I think she's a gem, curvy Latina with upgrades and legit massage skills. Been there 3 times and loved it. Shoot me a pm if you want more details but I don't think you'll be disappointed.
For those who still have doubts I think she's a gem, curvy Latina with upgrades and legit massage skills. Been there 3 times and loved it. Shoot me a pm if you want more details but I don't think you'll be disappointed.I'm confused. If this is the same Pam that has been discussed on here before I've not heard of her being that giving. I almost took the plunge several times because I enjoy a good massage but there were other options that I had with known extras. Please educate me and Pam may have another steady. Thanks.
I'm confused. If this is the same Pam that has been discussed on here before I've not heard of her being that giving. I almost took the plunge several times because I enjoy a good massage but there were other options that I had with known extras. Please educate me and Pam may have another steady. Thanks.I was there a couple times she looks really nice, was one of the best massages I ever had, but nothing by the end of the session just wasted money.
Curvy latina not bbw at all. And she is very sexy not like some of these meth addicts others be suggesting. I know I'm new here but even one of the vet posted agreed she was legit.She is really good but why she don't offer any extras? And honestly that sucks.
MammieJammer
07-11-18, 16:19
I was there a couple times she looks really nice, was one of the best massages I ever had, but nothing by the end of the session just wasted money.That is the general consensus for most people who see her. Even her more expensive options are pretty pg. Pretty expensive for a good massage. MJ.
JoeDeertay
07-11-18, 17:09
Then what the hell is the outrageous price for?
She is really good but why she don't offer any extras? And honestly that sucks.
Then what the hell is the outrageous price for?Nuru is exactly what it says body massage with happy ending. Elite package is full service. Self explanatory.
I'm not sure if that TideRitz guy is trolling or he opted for the basic 140 massage package.
LoveMyAsians
07-12-18, 07:53
Which AMP's in Birmingham have the cutest girls? I know tranquil did for awhile, but I haven't been there in awhile. Any at any of the Trussville locations? Any help would be greatly appreciated.
MammieJammer
07-13-18, 11:46
Which AMP's in Birmingham have the cutest girls? I know tranquil did for awhile, but I haven't been there in awhile. Any at any of the Trussville locations? Any help would be greatly appreciated.
They are no traditional Asian massage parlors in Birmingham or anywhere in Alabama for that matter. They are drying up all over the country and only these new tease joints are popping up. The owners can make as much money because people keep coming back in hope that there might be extras at some point and they don't face prosecution for sexual misconduct or trafficking save your money and don't waste your time you'll do better with a provider that might give you a good massage at least you'll be able to find some fun instead of walking out with blue balls and a lighter wallet. MJ
JoeDeertay
07-13-18, 16:25
Does it really matter? You're going to lay there with your face in a hole for 45 minutes, and then you're going to leave with blue balls. Or you're going to jerk yourself off like some loser and tip them for that. It might as well be a chimpanzee.
Which AMP's in Birmingham have the cutest girls? I know tranquil did for awhile, but I haven't been there in awhile. Any at any of the Trussville locations? Any help would be greatly appreciated.
RealDealMan03
07-18-18, 16:08
Nuru is exactly what it says body massage with happy ending. Elite package is full service. Self explanatory.
I'm not sure if that TideRitz guy is trolling or he opted for the basic 140 massage package.Who else can testify? I'd like to know before I drive up from P-Ville.
Who else can testify? I'd like to know before I drive up from P-Ville.Where are her latest posting / ads?
Without BP, where can I find similar postings for massages other than RubsMap?
Tug.
AlabamaTravelr
07-20-18, 03:47
Where are her latest posting / ads?
Without BP, where can I find similar postings for massages other than RubsMap?
Tug.Rubratings seems to be a pretty good site. They have user reviews.
Greetings everyone. I've been lurking on the forum a few days and new to posting on it.
RealDealMan03
07-20-18, 14:03
Where are her latest posting / ads?
Without BP, where can I find similar postings for massages other than RubsMap?
Tug.Her ad is on rub ratings. I TOFT today since no one ever responded to me. Sure glad I did.
IAmAmazing
07-21-18, 02:14
Is One Spa still open? I just found out that Ocean Spa was raided back in March. Any other new FS places in the area or do I have to go to Atlanta?
Her ad is on rub ratings. I TOFT today since no one ever responded to me. Sure glad I did.Where you able to meet up with Pam? I've tried a few times in th last week to contact her. So how was it? Do you recommend?
MammieJammer
07-21-18, 11:55
Is One Spa still open? I just found out that Ocean Spa was raided back in March. Any other new FS places in the area or do I have to go to Atlanta?It's Atlanta if you want anything good One Spa has always been staffed with really old and unattractive providers and the service has always been very poor there. So if you're looking for a real deal old time Asian massage parlor experience with pretty Korean girls then Atlanta is probably the closest place. MJ.
Stopped by a local AMP. Wasn't expecting much, just wanted a decent massage. What I got was completely unexpected. Massage was meh, but the teasing game was the best ever. Almost had me "happy" before the flip. After the flip, I got really happy.
I visited a local AMP last week. I went in just wanting a decent massage and not expecting muc else. Well let me tell you, the teasing game was on fire. I almost blew my load from it alone. On the flip, she made sure I left happy.
AlfredeNewman4
07-30-18, 15:25
Which one. More info please. !
I visited a local AMP last week. I went in just wanting a decent massage and not expecting muc else. Well let me tell you, the teasing game was on fire. I almost blew my load from it alone. On the flip, she made sure I left happy.
Member #5956
07-31-18, 13:29
It's Atlanta if you want anything good One Spa has always been staffed with really old and unattractive providers and the service has always been very poor there. So if you're looking for a real deal old time Asian massage parlor experience with pretty Korean girls then Atlanta is probably the closest place. MJ.Visiting from Huntsville for a one day business meeting and would certainly like to visit somewhere before heading home. Any seniors willing to impart a little wisdom thru a PM? I will for sure share any Huntsville info if you would like some. One spa really that bad? I know there are arguments pro and con for their ages. Nothing like a younger pretty gal. But some of those older ones stick to old ways better and will rock your world. LOL. This one place in Montgomery I visited and got a older one. 55 or so, being Asian she could have been 70. LOL. She dam near killed me and I am not talking the massage. Thanks guys if anyone answers.
BR.
BamaBull205
07-31-18, 15:12
Been lurking at all the forms for Birmingham for a few months and wanted to say thanks for all the info.
Wanted to throw in my 2 cents about Pam. Been to here about 4 times and have never left disappointed. No drug use that I can tell, always clean and amazing attitude. And fucking amazing ass and tits. I know she will be moving soon though. That's going to suck.
Her ad is on rub ratings. I TOFT today since no one ever responded to me. Sure glad I did.I've looked for her on Rub Ratings and can't find a reference to any Pam. Any suggestions?
https://birmingham.rubratings.com/120404
I've looked for her on Rub Ratings and can't find a reference to any Pam. Any suggestions?
When is she moving?
Been lurking at all the forms for Birmingham for a few months and wanted to say thanks for all the info.
Wanted to throw in my 2 cents about Pam. Been to here about 4 times and have never left disappointed. No drug use that I can tell, always clean and amazing attitude. And fucking amazing ass and tits. I know she will be moving soon though. That's going to suck.
https://birmingham.rubratings.com/120404The Latino Pam who I saw in Hoover is a thick girl with a big ole ass but very legit. IMO Probably too big for Nauru.
Gives a decent massage with extras if you choose but didn't realize she would do FS. I wonder if this is the same girl.
BamaBull205
08-01-18, 08:16
When is she moving?She wasn't sure yet last I talked to her, she waiting on some paper work to be done.
BamaBull205
08-01-18, 08:17
The Latino Pam who I saw in Hoover is a thick girl with a big ole ass but very legit. IMO Probably too big for Nauru.
Gives a decent massage with extras if you choose but didn't realize she would do FS. I wonder if this is the same girl.She def isn't to big, at least not for me. I'm 6'3 240. Her stomach is pretty flat considering the size of her natural ass and tits.
Hey everyone. Been lurking for awhile and read more about nuru. Curious if anyone could share some true providers in the area that know what they are doing? Looking for true room setup and experience. Thanks in advance. I know newbs are a bit shunned here, but any help would be greatly appreciated.
Hey everyone. Been lurking for awhile and read more about nuru. Curious if anyone could share some true providers in the area that know what they are doing? Looking for true room setup and experience. Thanks in advance. I know newbs are a bit shunned here, but any help would be greatly appreciated.Adding a question to this post. Has anyone tried Studio 22 in Nashville? Thinking I may have to travel for this one.
Anyone have a direct number for her? None of these links are pulling her up. Atleast nothing I saw that had her name.
PapaShango
08-02-18, 18:40
She def isn't to big, at least not for me. I'm 6'3 240. Her stomach is pretty flat considering the size of her natural ass and tits.Perfect waist to ass ratio imo.
MammieJammer
08-03-18, 02:14
Passing through Centerpoint today I drove past the now-defunct Ocean Spa it had a huge dumpster sitting in front of it and it was being gutted from the inside it makes one Wonder if it's being prepped to be reopen. I went down the street a bit further and the old Paradise Spa which has lain empty for a long time had the same thing going on giant dumpster out front and it was being gutted and remodeled it'll be interesting over the next few weeks or months to see if they reopen and if so whether they are just a tease joint or the real thing. MJ.
https://birmingham.rubratings.com/120404Thanks for the help, but I got there too late. Link expired. Would you mind trying again?
Looking to get thoughts or feedback. Thinking it might be fake.
https://birmingham.rubratings.com/129888
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AnotherBamaFan
08-12-18, 01:38
Is there anywhere that at least offers a good table shower in Birmingham?
IAmAmazing
08-13-18, 12:45
Is there anywhere that at least offers a good table shower in Birmingham?What do you mean by a "good table shower"? Most DIY places have table showers in B'ham. The table showers are just plain sponge baths with a rinse off. Nothing sexual about it. With that said, the lady at JY massage.
In Vestavia Hills did at least dry me off.
Friday Katz
08-14-18, 08:54
Laci has been advertising for awhile yet there have been no reports on her massage skills. Anybody have any info on her?
Laci has been advertising for awhile yet there have been no reports on her massage skills. Anybody have any info on her?I'm curious as well.
Which AMP's in Birmingham have the cutest girls? I know tranquil did for awhile, but I haven't been there in awhile. Any at any of the Trussville locations? Any help would be greatly appreciated.Rose had a really good looking Asian but all you'll get is a decent massage.
It's been a while since I talked to her. She was FS.
Laci has been advertising for awhile yet there have been no reports on her massage skills. Anybody have any info on her?
I've been flying utr for several months. Glad to see Crazy town, Friday Katz, Mammiejammer all here. I've still been seeing some of the regulars but out of town I've had some struggles finding places. Rubrat; has helped some along with a few other sites. I ran into Charm not long ago, she gave a decent massage and seemed clean and back to the same Charm we all liked. I really haven't come across anything new. If you guys have anything new and want to share, please PM me.
TL.
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