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So I tofft-Do not waste your time with this one. I have seen her twice and trust me there is no bliss. A decent massage but no extras for me anyway. I pushed for extras. Nothing. In east woodlawn.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/pure-bliss-let-me-take-your-stress-away/14332540
So I tofft-Do not waste your time with this one. I have seen her twice and trust me there is no bliss. A decent massage but no extras for me anyway. I pushed for extras. Nothing. In east woodlawn.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/pure-bliss-let-me-take-your-stress-away/14332540Thanks for sharing.
Eric Shunn
02-29-16, 22:52
Sure do miss the Super Saunna good old days.
Sure do miss the Super Saunna good old days.Man you are right about that. Don't know what you got till it's gone!
SlumpBuster17
03-03-16, 20:35
Super Sauna? Hell with that place. I wish Fuji, Pine tree & VIP were still here. First went to these places about 94-95 and was with them til they closed. Never, not once did I ever get bad service no matter who was there. Fuji was the best. Best location, best gals. All the places after awhile I could get FS for $100, including house fee. Like many things, places like this with the service are gone and ain't coming back.
Sure do miss the Super Saunna good old days.
Super Sauna? Hell with that place. I wish Fuji, Pine tree & VIP were still here. First went to these places about 94-95 and was with them til they closed. Never, not once did I ever get bad service no matter who was there. Fuji was the best. Best location, best gals. All the places after awhile I could get FS for $100, including house fee. Like many things, places like this with the service are gone and ain't coming back.Got that right. You have to go somewhere else to find that again.
Last I heard Bali spa was still kicking unless somethings changed.
Super Sauna was actually okay; their mamasan was the awesome Suzy, previously of Fuji. Best in the business; not young, but very skilled! She stopped seeing clients on orders from the owners, but would always recommend the young new girls to me.
Cocknballs
03-07-16, 17:16
I has been visited almost every AMPs in Birmingham, and IMHO the best one is I knead on Valleydale Rd. The girls are very polite with good massage. YMMV once you visit regularly.Is better service only for regulars, or is there a secret handshake or something? Went there last week, drew a rather plain girl (couldn't understand her name, maybe Cindy or something? No tease, no hint of extras. Allowed lots of OTC during massage, but wouldn't budge on extras. Massage was so so. House 60 + 5 tip. Is it worth it to repeat?
SlumpBuster17
03-07-16, 18:00
All of these places especially are hit or miss. Every once in awhile you may get a rogue one that will give you a HJ or let you finger.
Them. It's just something that really happens by accident. Or it did with me. It may be one time a year that you'll get someone like this. If you go to one of these places and get nothing, stop going. You're not going to get anything by going more. The majority of these places over the years are worth a shit at even giving massages. Just like someone giving an extra, it may be once in a blue moon you get a good massage from one of them. Even when I got an extra I always cared more about the massage. I need massages a few times a month and there's nothing worse than going somewhere and getting a half assed massage and then thinking, well maybe she'll make up for it at the end, but you get nothing. Then you're pissed because you just wasted $60 and then you get really pissed when after all that she hints at a fucking tip. If you're wanting advice, I can give you some. Just stay away from them. There more trouble than they're worth.
Is better service only for regulars, or is there a secret handshake or something? Went there last week, drew a rather plain girl (couldn't understand her name, maybe Cindy or something? No tease, no hint of extras. Allowed lots of OTC during massage, but wouldn't budge on extras. Massage was so so. House 60 + 5 tip. Is it worth it to repeat?
Cocknballs
03-07-16, 22:04
All of these places especially are hit or miss. Every once in awhile you may get a rogue one that will give you a HJ or let you finger.
Them. It's just something that really happens by accident. Or it did with me. It may be one time a year that you'll get someone like this. If you go to one of these places and get nothing, stop going. You're not going to get anything by going more. The majority of these places over the years are worth a shit at even giving massages. Just like someone giving an extra, it may be once in a blue moon you get a good massage from one of them. Even when I got an extra I always cared more about the massage. I need massages a few times a month and there's nothing worse than going somewhere and getting a half assed massage and then thinking, well maybe she'll make up for it at the end, but you get nothing. Then you're pissed because you just wasted $60 and then you get really pissed when after all that she hints at a fucking tip. If you're wanting advice, I can give you some. Just stay away from them. There more trouble than they're worth.Thanks for the advice. No offense, but if what you're saying is accurate, then your fair city has one fucked up customer base. Shit massages with no extras? Seriously, how does a single one of these places stay open, let alone the number that there are?
SlumpBuster17
03-07-16, 23:48
Because there's a lot of gullible people. No offense to me. I know a lot are fucked up. Same reason people are paying top dollar for glorified SW's just because they put a little make up on, get in some skimpy and have a phone to take pics. Guys go in these places, get their junk "grazed"(you see that word a lot) and then think something is going to happen. It doesn't, so they think if I get to know her better she'll give in and fuck me right there if I only put in a little time. But that never happens and they just end up jerking their self off. They spend hundreds of dollars to do something they could have done at home. And after this happens, they go and try their luck at another place. Same thing happens. So imagine hundreds of poor bastards doing this each day, week and you see why they stay open.
Thanks for the advice. No offense, but if what you're saying is accurate, then your fair city has one fucked up customer base. Shit massages with no extras? Seriously, how does a single one of these places stay open, let alone the number that there are?
Cocknballs
03-09-16, 15:19
Because there's a lot of gullible people. No offense to me. I know a lot are fucked up. Same reason people are paying top dollar for glorified SW's just because they put a little make up on, get in some skimpy and have a phone to take pics. Guys go in these places, get their junk "grazed"(you see that word a lot) and then think something is going to happen. It doesn't, so they think if I get to know her better she'll give in and fuck me right there if I only put in a little time. But that never happens and they just end up jerking their self off. They spend hundreds of dollars to do something they could have done at home. And after this happens, they go and try their luck at another place. Same thing happens. So imagine hundreds of poor bastards doing this each day, week and you see why they stay open.Well, that pretty well sucks. Of course, the only people who can change that are us customers. AMPs aren't any different from any other business. As long as people overpay for crap service, that's exactly what we'll continue to get. These girls know exactly what they are doing, too. Every time one of us guys leave a tip for crap service, they talk with their friends about us and laugh at us behind our backs. Think about that the next time you're considering how much to tip.
Let's all do ourselves. And each other. A favor. Never, ever consider DIY as an extra, and always make it plain that teasing without delivering extras ALWAYS lowers the tip. I have no problem tipping for a good therapeutic massage with no extras, so long as she doesn't hint at extras.
Come on guys, nut it up and stop tipping for crap service! I'm not trying to be a smartass, it's just the ONLY way to improve service.
Well, that pretty well sucks. Of course, the only people who can change that are us customers. AMPs aren't any different from any other business. As long as people overpay for crap service, that's exactly what we'll continue to get. These girls know exactly what they are doing, too. Every time one of us guys leave a tip for crap service, they talk with their friends about us and laugh at us behind our backs. Think about that the next time you're considering how much to tip.
Let's all do ourselves. And each other. A favor. Never, ever consider DIY as an extra, and always make it plain that teasing without delivering extras ALWAYS lowers the tip. I have no problem tipping for a good therapeutic massage with no extras, so long as she doesn't hint at extras.
Come on guys, nut it up and stop tipping for crap service! I'm not trying to be a smartass, it's just the ONLY way to improve service.I do agree but us customers won't change a lot as far as extras go. Over the last year, these places have received tons of pressure from LEO and Massage boards. I know for a fact they've been sending under cover people into these places. So is you want more, better go to Atlanta.
Cocknballs
03-10-16, 15:50
I do agree but us customers won't change a lot as far as extras go. Over the last year, these places have received tons of pressure from LEO and Massage boards. I know for a fact they've been sending under cover people into these places. So is you want more, better go to Atlanta.Again no disrespect, but that's not really true. LEO has little to nothing to do with it. These girls know what's up and LEO isn't any more powerful in Birmingham than in Atlanta, New York, Los Angeles or anywhere else (I can assure you they have message boards and undercover units there too). I've been in this hobby a long time, have partaken in big cities and small towns all across the country, and I can say with complete confidence that it's all about what the customer is willing to pay. Period. Just because these girls pretend to not speak English very well doesn't mean they don't know how to play the game. And LEO has nothing in the world to do with some poor sap overtipping for a crap massage and a DIY job. If us guys here are OK with that, then fine. But if we want a better experience like in other cities, we've got to talk with our wallets.
SlumpBuster17
03-10-16, 17:43
If you're willing to pay for big things, why not just go to an old fashioned AMP? Because these "legit" mp's aren't going to do just anything because you pull your wallet out. You could go in there with $500 and you're coming out with nothing. All you're going to get maybe, is a HJ from the one random one that would do that. And over the years they are few and far between. All but about 2-3 places here have curtains for doors, some don't even have walls that go to the ceiling, so people are just dreaming if something is going to take place. And hell if there was something going on at these places, I for one aren't going to get on here and blab to everyone so some scumbag cop can know, or some asshole mp owner pretending to be one of us.
Again no disrespect, but that's not really true. LEO has little to nothing to do with it. These girls know what's up and LEO isn't any more powerful in Birmingham than in Atlanta, New York, Los Angeles or anywhere else (I can assure you they have message boards and undercover units there too). I've been in this hobby a long time, have partaken in big cities and small towns all across the country, and I can say with complete confidence that it's all about what the customer is willing to pay. Period. Just because these girls pretend to not speak English very well doesn't mean they don't know how to play the game. And LEO has nothing in the world to do with some poor sap overtipping for a crap massage and a DIY job. If us guys here are OK with that, then fine. But if we want a better experience like in other cities, we've got to talk with our wallets.
WizzyWigg45
03-11-16, 10:34
If you're willing to pay for big things, why not just go to an old fashioned AMP? Because these "legit" mp's aren't going to do just anything because you pull your wallet out. You could go in there with $500 and you're coming out with nothing. All you're going to get maybe, is a HJ from the one random one that would do that. And over the years they are few and far between. All but about 2-3 places here have curtains for doors, some don't even have walls that go to the ceiling, so people are just dreaming if something is going to take place. And hell if there was something going on at these places, I for one aren't going to get on here and blab to everyone so some scumbag cop can know, or some asshole mp owner pretending to be one of us.I've been following this board quietly and agree with you. The legit mp's will not bend for a little cash when they have so much to risk. Some actually give a very good massage with a little tease. For many older and married men, that is all they are looking for. Just to be touched by an attractive exotic lady other than their wife or gf.
For the men that "Expect" more, maybe an escort is a better option than trying to coerce someone with money into what you want. Seems like it would be a lot more straight forward and cut the grief when the legit places won't succumb to your demand. Trying to get everyone to not tip for an advertised service seems a bit overboard. Just take the easy route.
Cocknballs
03-11-16, 15:23
If you're willing to pay for big things, why not just go to an old fashioned AMP? Because these "legit" mp's aren't going to do just anything because you pull your wallet out. You could go in there with $500 and you're coming out with nothing. All you're going to get maybe, is a HJ from the one random one that would do that. And over the years they are few and far between. All but about 2-3 places here have curtains for doors, some don't even have walls that go to the ceiling, so people are just dreaming if something is going to take place. And hell if there was something going on at these places, I for one aren't going to get on here and blab to everyone so some scumbag cop can know, or some asshole mp owner pretending to be one of us.Actually my point is to improve service (either the actual massage or extras, but hopefully both) without paying the big bucks. I'm like you that way in that I actually go for a good massage, but I enjoy a nice finish. Over the years, I've gotten a lot of excellent therapeutic massages at AMPs, even better than at so called professional spas, including the nice finish.
It's really simple. If these girls aren't going to provide extras, don't pretend you will. And oh by the way, give a good massage. That's not anything close to being unreasonable (and like I said, I have no problem tipping for a quality therapeutic massage). Us guys as customers need to refuse to tip for anything less than that. If you do decide to provide extras, then you're entitled to expect bigger tips. It's largely on us, and it will make a difference.
SlumpBuster17
03-11-16, 19:14
The only time I ever tip is when I've a actually gotten an extra. I'm one that's not going to tip for just doing their job. There's no easy way to tip. If you had a good massage, and you tip $10, that's obviously low and an insult. $20,40, what's an amount? A $40 tip and you're in for a dollar total with a 60 base. That's too fucking much so I just avoid it all together. Plus I don't like the workers assuming that you're going to tip. I've had shitty massages and at the end when I give them their money, the response is always.
"no teep. " Like it was just the most amazing thing ever. And the only reason someone asks for something like that is because some asshole gave her some money for being grazed or to watch him jerk him off. You don't have to tip. Fuck them. Because you don't tip don't change anything if you decide to go back.
Actually my point is to improve service (either the actual massage or extras, but hopefully both) without paying the big bucks. I'm like you that way in that I actually go for a good massage, but I enjoy a nice finish. Over the years, I've gotten a lot of excellent therapeutic massages at AMPs, even better than at so called professional spas, including the nice finish.
It's really simple. If these girls aren't going to provide extras, don't pretend you will. And oh by the way, give a good massage. That's not anything close to being unreasonable (and like I said, I have no problem tipping for a quality therapeutic massage). Us guys as customers need to refuse to tip for anything less than that. If you do decide to provide extras, then you're entitled to expect bigger tips. It's largely on us, and it will make a difference.
WizzyWigg45
03-12-16, 15:29
I usually tip 15 if the lady gives a good massage depending on my mood. After all, it is a massage place and that is why I am there. The teasing is a bonus over a traditional massage that I'm not going to complain about.
I do agree that a bad massage deserves no tip. I recently had a crappy massage by the car dealership. I was pissed at myself afterwards for giving her a tip. The other place I go gives a really great massage so I will tip the ladies for their efforts.
JMHO.
The only time I ever tip is when I've a actually gotten an extra. I'm one that's not going to tip for just doing their job. There's no easy way to tip. If you had a good massage, and you tip $10, that's obviously low and an insult. $20,40, what's an amount? A $40 tip and you're in for a dollar total with a 60 base. That's too fucking much so I just avoid it all together. Plus I don't like the workers assuming that you're going to tip. I've had shitty massages and at the end when I give them their money, the response is always.
"no teep. " Like it was just the most amazing thing ever. And the only reason someone asks for something like that is because some asshole gave her some money for being grazed or to watch him jerk him off. You don't have to tip. Fuck them. Because you don't tip don't change anything if you decide to go back.
I am certain this girl has been around a while but I can not seem to find her reviews.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-and-sweet-petite-23yo-white-girl-the-best-massage-youll-ever-have/14003011
I am certain this girl has been around a while but I can not seem to find her reviews.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-and-sweet-petite-23yo-white-girl-the-best-massage-youll-ever-have/14003011At $200 an hr, I sure hope she gives more than just a rub.
I am certain this girl has been around a while but I can not seem to find her reviews.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-and-sweet-petite-23yo-white-girl-the-best-massage-youll-ever-have/14003011I'm sure it's a possibility poor rub (10 minutes) then get to business. Could be wrong but that's been my experience with ads like that.
Cocknballs
03-15-16, 23:46
I usually tip 15 if the lady gives a good massage depending on my mood. After all, it is a massage place and that is why I am there. The teasing is a bonus over a traditional massage that I'm not going to complain about.
I do agree that a bad massage deserves no tip. I recently had a crappy massage by the car dealership. I was pissed at myself afterwards for giving her a tip. The other place I go gives a really great massage so I will tip the ladies for their efforts.
JMHO.Absolutely. A tip is for good service, be that a great massage or extras. Teasing is not an extra. DIY is not an extra. A poor massage, teasing (without delivering), and DIY should always reduce (or eliminate) the tip.
and I disagree. I expect a good massage, that's a given (with a poor massage I won't return). Just like I expect a good car wash.
Now if during my car wash they've also corrected a low tire and left me a discount coupon for a return visit then they deserve a tip.
Tips are for exceptional service, no more.
Clark Kent
03-16-16, 13:50
Tips are for exceptional service, no more.I agree. But if that's the case then in my mind there wouldn't be many things I'd be tipping for. I've had this debate with people for years on tipping, in general. A tip is expected in today's society, regardless of quality or quantity of service. I looked at an ad from Pizza Hut the other day, and it said at the bottom 'Delivery charge does not include driver tip'. Really? So you charge us a delivery fee, then have the gall to print that at the bottom? I've never been a waiter, or anything that would constitute me getting a tip of any kind for doing a service such as that, so I'm only speaking from an observatory level. And I can understand giving a tip at a restaurant. But some things tips are expected for just make me go hmm.
Covers the delivery.
Want a tip? Flash me some boobs (and / or blow me).
I keep seeing these three ads for - 1.) Educated in the Art of Massage & Gifted in the Art of Touch, 2.) Body Bondage try something new 3.) Unforgettable Session of Euphoric TANTRA Bliss w / Bath Ceremony. Are these three different providers traveling together or one person with three ads. I always wanted to try the Art of Massage but after trying the Euphoric Tantra Bliss which was a farce, the worst massage and tease ever. And can't believe I paid her $250 but I figured "I'd take one for the group" (see past post).
If SHE was this bad, how in the hell do they stay in business.
I wish this site or someone would set up a chart, rate the most advertised providers for a reference great, good, bad, don't waste money.
The bad ones are hurting the business of the good ones!
Would appreciate your posts or PM me.
Tug.
I looked up her phone number and came back with this review from 5 years ago-urlreplacement0}.
Makes me slightly leary and I can not find any additional reviews on her.
I keep seeing these three ads for - 1.) Educated in the Art of Massage & Gifted in the Art of Touch, 2.) Body Bondage try something new 3.) Unforgettable Session of Euphoric TANTRA Bliss w / Bath Ceremony. Are these three different providers traveling together or one person with three ads. I always wanted to try the Art of Massage but after trying the Euphoric Tantra Bliss which was a farce, the worst massage and tease ever. And can't believe I paid her $250 but I figured "I'd take one for the group" (see past post).
If SHE was this bad, how in the hell do they stay in business.
I wish this site or someone would set up a chart, rate the most advertised providers for a reference great, good, bad, don't waste money.
The bad ones are hurting the business of the good ones!
Would appreciate your posts or PM me.
Tug.
and I disagree. I expect a good massage, that's a given (with a poor massage I won't return). Just like I expect a good car wash.
Now if during my car wash they've also corrected a low tire and left me a discount coupon for a return visit then they deserve a tip.
Tips are for exceptional service, no more.Very true.
I keep seeing these three ads for - 1.) Educated in the Art of Massage & Gifted in the Art of Touch, 2.) Body Bondage try something new 3.) Unforgettable Session of Euphoric TANTRA Bliss w / Bath Ceremony. Are these three different providers traveling together or one person with three ads. I always wanted to try the Art of Massage but after trying the Euphoric Tantra Bliss which was a farce, the worst massage and tease ever. And can't believe I paid her $250 but I figured "I'd take one for the group" (see past post).
If SHE was this bad, how in the hell do they stay in business.
I wish this site or someone would set up a chart, rate the most advertised providers for a reference great, good, bad, don't waste money.
The bad ones are hurting the business of the good ones!
Would appreciate your posts or PM me.
Tug.Few years ago I tried calling them. No answer and unable to leave message because it was full. Next day same thing few weeks later they or she returns to Birmingham and I call again with same thing. I gave up and finally saw a review about the tantra bath one and said it was a horrible rip off.
David Peter
03-23-16, 21:22
Is better service only for regulars, or is there a secret handshake or something? Went there last week, drew a rather plain girl (couldn't understand her name, maybe Cindy or something? No tease, no hint of extras. Allowed lots of OTC during massage, but wouldn't budge on extras. Massage was so so. House 60 + 5 tip. Is it worth it to repeat?Let's me put this way. The probability you get extra is less than 1 in 10 visits. It is not worth it. Therefore, I gradually give up AMPs in Birmingham. $60 + tip for a regular massage is quite costly for me because I am more into the fun at the ending.
TwoWheelSx4
03-27-16, 21:11
Anyone visited the chick in Center Point going by "Freckles"?
BuckInHere
04-06-16, 20:20
I seen on backpage they have new girls. Are they young talent or still the mature women?
SlumpBuster17
04-06-16, 21:25
I don't think that ad has said anything other than having new girls, the whole time it's been up. They're going to be the same old bags that's been passed around from coast to coast. Save your money and your pride by not being photographed coming out of there.
I seen on backpage they have new girls. Are they young talent or still the mature women?
I seen on backpage they have new girls. Are they young talent or still the mature women?I would probably avoid those two KAMPS as well. They've been busted to many times and the guys in there tend to make it on the local news. I would make a drive to Atlanta or I personally know of a good one just across the state line in Georgia I had a nice visit at. But personally, no way I'm going to One therapy or Ocean.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/75hh150hr-sensual-relaxation-42ff-breasts-long-legged-thick-redhead-with-a-nice-juicy/14641885
Hi all, has anyone got a review for her? What can I expect?
Alamassage1
04-15-16, 08:18
A few months ago I gave a nice review of Kelly who is an older overweight blonde who really gave good service for the full hour and I know several of you saw her and had similar experiences. She had an accident and fell off the radar, but has re-emerged and ready to see clients but has decided that she is worth raising her fee from $ to $. 5 for an hour. I have drawn a line in the sand here and will not pay a body rub girl those prices and really hope that others will follow. It is time that we set the market and not the girls.
Cocknballs
04-15-16, 11:03
I keep seeing these three ads for - 1.) Educated in the Art of Massage & Gifted in the Art of Touch, 2.) Body Bondage try something new 3.) Unforgettable Session of Euphoric TANTRA Bliss w / Bath Ceremony. Are these three different providers traveling together or one person with three ads. I always wanted to try the Art of Massage but after trying the Euphoric Tantra Bliss which was a farce, the worst massage and tease ever. And can't believe I paid her $250 but I figured "I'd take one for the group" (see past post).
If SHE was this bad, how in the hell do they stay in business.
I wish this site or someone would set up a chart, rate the most advertised providers for a reference great, good, bad, don't waste money.
The bad ones are hurting the business of the good ones!
Would appreciate your posts or PM me.
Tug.JMO, but any time I see the words "tantra", "goddess", "energy healing", or some similar bullshit I avoid like the plague. They want you to overpay and odds are pretty much 100% you won't leave happy. Just my 2 cents.
Cocknballs
04-15-16, 11:09
A few months ago I gave a nice review of Kelly who is an older overweight blonde who really gave good service for the full hour and I know several of you saw her and had similar experiences. She had an accident and fell off the radar, but has re-emerged and ready to see clients but has decided that she is worth raising her fee from $ to $. 5 for an hour. I have drawn a line in the sand here and will not pay a body rub girl those prices and really hope that others will follow. It is time that we set the market and not the girls.Yeah, 100 should be on the high side for non-FS body rub. So here we have a fat chick who's getting older and she wants to go UP on her rates? WTF?!
SlumpBuster17
04-15-16, 16:40
She was mentioned on here awhile back. In short she's fat and has some funky moles on her. In an ideal world she should be paying people to see her.
Is this the Kelly you are discussing:
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/awesome-massage/13284836
A few months ago I gave a nice review of Kelly who is an older overweight blonde who really gave good service for the full hour and I know several of you saw her and had similar experiences. She had an accident and fell off the radar, but has re-emerged and ready to see clients but has decided that she is worth raising her fee from $ to $. 5 for an hour. I have drawn a line in the sand here and will not pay a body rub girl those prices and really hope that others will follow. It is time that we set the market and not the girls.
Is this the Kelly you are discussing:
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/awesome-massage/13284836Think that's who I saw in Alabaster a while back.
Alamassage1
04-20-16, 10:50
Is this the Kelly you are discussing:
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/awesome-massage/13284836If she's in Minor, its definitely her.
Heard angel spa was closed or shut down. Haven't seen anything on the news about it. I know they aren't advertising on BP or CL anymore.
I would probably avoid those two KAMPS as well. They've been busted to many times and the guys in there tend to make it on the local news. I would make a drive to Atlanta or I personally know of a good one just across the state line in Georgia I had a nice visit at. But personally, no way I'm going to One therapy or Ocean.Which one in GA?
If she's in Minor, its definitely her.Was she in Minor? Thought Kelly was in Motevallo once then when to Alabaster. She really never had a place she called home.
Alamassage1
04-23-16, 06:48
Was she in Minor? Thought Kelly was in Motevallo once then when to Alabaster. She really never had a place she called home.She was in Shelby county, but she said that she had a place in Minor and needed to raise her pric because she has "rent to pay".
SlumpBuster17
04-23-16, 08:21
There's a Kelly that advertises on CL. I think she's one of the ones that works with that Dale weirdo that used to be in Hoover. LA grooming is what they call it, I think.
There's a Kelly that advertises on CL. I think she's one of the ones that works with that Dale weirdo that used to be in Hoover. LA grooming is what they call it, I think.Last I knew they were in Minor.
BigLoadForU
05-11-16, 12:37
I'm passing through Birmingham this Saturday and hoping to find an AMP somewhere in the area (or within 30 - 60 min). Anyone know of a decent place? I've been reading reviews but it seems to be it or miss. I'm just looking for a good massage, teasing and standard (happy) ending.
Thanks.
I'm passing through Birmingham this Saturday and hoping to find an AMP somewhere in the area (or within 30 - 60 min). Anyone know of a decent place? I've been reading reviews but it seems to be it or miss. I'm just looking for a good massage, teasing and standard (happy) ending.
Thanks.That's about it. More of miss though.
I'm passing through Birmingham this Saturday and hoping to find an AMP somewhere in the area (or within 30 - 60 min). Anyone know of a decent place? I've been reading reviews but it seems to be it or miss. I'm just looking for a good massage, teasing and standard (happy) ending.
Thanks.I am sorry to say this, but there are no decent AMPs in Birmingham anymore. None of the remaining places have attractive staff or give good service.
BigLoadForU
05-13-16, 23:01
I am sorry to say this, but there are no decent AMPs in Birmingham anymore. None of the remaining places have attractive staff or give good service.Thank you for letting me know. Man that sucks. I'm heading up from Pensacola and planned to take 65 through Mobile on up. I checked in all of AL boards from Mobile, Huntington, Montgomery, Birmingham. Seems there is nothing of value in regards to AMP anywhere.
Something has to be done about this LOL. We need a mobile AMP with fight club rules. The demand is there, the money is there.
BigLoadForU
05-14-16, 21:46
Stopped by 'One Massage' in Birmingham on my way back from a trip. The massage was average and there were no upgrades offered. Older Asian lady and no teasing. I felt like it was a bad idea going in, but thought it was worth a try as I was really in the mood for a good massage. Just have to keep looking for a decent place.
SlumpBuster17
05-15-16, 22:39
You didn't get any upgrades at a legit AMP? That might be the first time in history.
Stopped by 'One Massage' in Birmingham on my way back from a trip. The massage was average and there were no upgrades offered. Older Asian lady and no teasing. I felt like it was a bad idea going in, but thought it was worth a try as I was really in the mood for a good massage. Just have to keep looking for a decent place.
There is a new place open on Lorna Rd behind Golden Rule. Any info yet?
SlumpBuster17
05-16-16, 07:35
I imagine it's like the rest around. So so massage and self service if that. I was thinking that people were finally wising up and staying away from these type places. The one in the Colonnade has closed as well as Angel spa down on 31, and Sunny and Oriental Healing went bye bye.
There is a new place open on Lorna Rd behind Golden Rule. Any info yet?
LeaGleEagle
05-16-16, 13:46
There is a new place open on Lorna Rd behind Golden Rule. Any info yet?It's a legit massage therapist not an Asian place.
Stopped by 'One Massage' in Birmingham on my way back from a trip. The massage was average and there were no upgrades offered. Older Asian lady and no teasing. I felt like it was a bad idea going in, but thought it was worth a try as I was really in the mood for a good massage. Just have to keep looking for a decent place.I can understand you trying out one place. I have done the same in the hope of finding a "gem in the rough. " I keep thinking that some place would have decent girls and service if only to get more business.
Found a provider will give to senior members in pm. If you have any ones you would like to share that would be nice to.
SlumpBuster17
05-17-16, 23:25
Anyone buying into this bullshit is just looking to get set up. How does someone with 6 posts that amount to nothing going to have special someone he's willing to share with senior members? Smells like bacon.
Found a provider will give to senior members in pm. If you have any ones you would like to share that would be nice to.
I will not get into with this troll I will just say that I am an experiences senior member from Tallahassee. When I moved here I created a new account. I found a provider I would like to keep on the low because I would prefer not to travel to atlanta every time I get that itch. So for people like slump your loss, but I didn't want others out there to give up or make that long journey to atlanta.
Spencer1000
05-19-16, 12:15
Stopped by 'One Massage' in Birmingham on my way back from a trip. The massage was average and there were no upgrades offered. Older Asian lady and no teasing. I felt like it was a bad idea going in, but thought it was worth a try as I was really in the mood for a good massage. Just have to keep looking for a decent place.Wow, that is surprising. I visit here more often than I should. What can I say things is dry in BHM. I've never left with anything less than I wanted. Which sometimes isn't a lot since the staff is more often than not well past their prime. But like I've said before I have a thing for the asians.
It ain't nothing like the old days.
Peter Parker
05-19-16, 17:08
I will not get into with this troll I will just say that I am an experiences senior member from Tallahassee. When I moved here I created a new account. I found a provider I would like to keep on the low because I would prefer not to travel to atlanta every time I get that itch. So for people like slump your loss, but I didn't want others out there to give up or make that long journey to atlanta.I moved here from Florida some years back. I kept my same account as a Senior Member to give me credibility rather than start all over from scratch. Anyone that cared was able to check out my old posts and know that any post I made was legitimate.
Has anyone seen this one.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/im-a-beautiful-young-country-girl-ready-to-rock-your-world/15155072
Price too steep for me to toftt.
I saw her 2 yrs ago and never repeated. Went further down hill fast. She IS your typical SW on BP.
Spend your $ somewhere else.
Has anyone seen this one.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/im-a-beautiful-young-country-girl-ready-to-rock-your-world/15155072
Price too steep for me to toftt.
SlumpBuster17
06-02-16, 21:59
I wish these massage places around town would change their ads. Some of them have been open 3-4 years and they still advertise "grand opening. ".
I wish these massage places around town would change their ads. Some of them have been open 3-4 years and they still advertise "grand opening. ".Always Grand Opening. Nothing grand about it.
Always Grand Opening. Nothing grand about it.As in Going out of Business sales. Always going out of business but still around. Some brag about "we have been going out of business longer than any other store. " ha.
Chinese Buffets. Same thing. LOL!
I wish these massage places around town would change their ads. Some of them have been open 3-4 years and they still advertise "grand opening. ".
I have made several visits with Kimberly (place near Holiday Inn Airport) massage quality 6½/10 sorta sensual with mild grazing. Upsell for pelvic floor massage but no touching of the one eye dude. Basically expect nothing more than massage.
SlumpBuster17
06-07-16, 20:04
I went and saw her once. Massage was horrible. She didn't want to put in any effort whatsoever. I needed a good deep massage and she said deep tissue massages weren't good for you. I wasn't about to waste time arguing the point with her. She spent 30 minutes massaging my inner thigh and I was completely nude BTW. She got on this rant about people wanting sex from her or for her to do certain things, and she would say "these people couldn't afford me if I did that. " As she was talking I'm looking at her thinking "you do have a mirror right?" The whole experience, in a storage she'd, her weirdness. I never once considered going back. I love reading these ads. There's a woman named Tia in the body rub section on BP who says in her ad "absolutely no sexual services. " Yet she has pics of her in her panties and one where she's nude in the shower. I'm not sure who she thinks she's fooling.
I have made several visits with Kimberly (place near Holiday Inn Airport) massage quality 6/10 sorta sensual with mild grazing. Upsell for pelvic floor massage but no touching of the one eye dude. Basically expect nothing more than massage.
TwoWheelSx4
06-07-16, 20:31
I have made several visits with Kimberly (place near Holiday Inn Airport) massage quality 6/10 sorta sensual with mild grazing. Upsell for pelvic floor massage but no touching of the one eye dude. Basically expect nothing more than massage.Heavy set black chick? In her shop behind house?
Heavy set black chick? In her shop behind house?Yes. Her ad changed and thought service did too.
Clark Kent
06-08-16, 00:23
Is that the woman that was talked about a while back a couple blocks off of Arrington behind the old Rooter to the Tooter store? If that's her, I think it's humorous some woman would set up a business in some shed in damn Kingston, of all places, and act like she's something legitimate. She's doing 'massages' in Kingston, smack dab in drug and prostitute area. Hell, girls I know have bought drugs not even a block away from that very lot she lives at. Plus if she's not doing any extras for someone, the least she can do is give you the type massage you ask for. I remember looking up the number connected to the ad and finding her Facebook page. She reminded me of Mabel King, Raj's mama on What's Happening, from what I remember. Yeah, I might meet up with her if she answered an ad I had for free, but certainly not if she expected me to pay her anything. There's a fine line there between would I and wouldn't I, even for free, LOL. It's funny these women I'd have to think about getting with for free thinking so much of themselves they say someone 'couldn't afford them'. Hell, I can afford free, and I can afford me not being interested.
Here's an experiment to try for people that want a cheap and frequent massage. Find a girl who's a crack or meth addict, become friends with them, then tell them you'll give them money for their drug of choice if they'll give you massages for the money. I used to do that with a girl I wasn't interested in sexually. I'd get a massage at least once, but also two, maybe three times a week. Basically what ended up happening was she'd call me for a ride here and there, I'd give her $20-30 at some point to go get what she wanted, and I'd get me a 2-3 hour massage every time. My back generally kills me almost daily, so when I think about a massage, I want an actual massage, not to go try to have sex with some old horrid looking Oriental woman for three times that. With the prices of a real massage nowadays, giving someone 20-30 for their drug of choice to light them up and get them going for a couple hours of an intense massage, that's not a bad deal at all. Crack and meth do basically the same thing to their users, albeit crack is a lot faster in wearing off than meth. But both drugs make many users want to clean or do chores when they're feeling the effects of it, usually intensely and more thorough than normal. And I took advantage of that fact, and in my instance I'm speaking of, it was for a decent massage. And I'll say this in respect to that, not all crack users get geeky and crazy when they're on it. Crack is a mental drug. Some users control the drug, while many times the drug controls many of the users. In this instance, the girl I knew controlled the drug. She could do a very small amount, and be good for hours at a time, where I'm sure we all know how many girls who use it blow through it all in 15 minutes.
SlumpBuster17
06-09-16, 17:26
Just when I thought the ads couldn't get any dumber, the place on Lorna across from Best Buy is advertising today "coming soon, Asian massage. " Didn't know it was them until I opened it up and thought "are you fucking kidding me?" They've been "grand opening" for a year and now I guess they've gone back in time.
Just when I thought the ads couldn't get any dumber, the place on Lorna across from Best Buy is advertising today "coming soon, Asian massage. " Didn't know it was them until I opened it up and thought "are you fucking kidding me?" They've been "grand opening" for a year and now I guess they've gone back in time.Great place to get happy endings.
SlumpBuster17
06-10-16, 07:47
Surely you're joking. I was under the impression this was just another pump your own gas place.
Great place to get happy endings.
I went there once; great place if all you want is legit massage, but that's all. Wonder if I would have better luck? The women were a little older when I was there, but pretty enough for me (if they're skilled, I prefer a more mature Asian lady; Suzy from Fuji is still my ATF).
Just when I thought the ads couldn't get any dumber, the place on Lorna across from Best Buy is advertising today "coming soon, Asian massage. " Didn't know it was them until I opened it up and thought "are you fucking kidding me?" They've been "grand opening" for a year and now I guess they've gone back in time.They are closed with a sign on the door that says on vacation and re-opening July 1. I guess that's the coming soon. I went there a for the first time a couple of weeks ago because I wanted a good massage. Super cute young tiny girl gave massage. It was good. She would dig her elbow in to give a hard massage. No complaints. No extras. I'm positive I could have pumped my own gas without offending her but that really isn't my thing. Not a bad way to spend 60 for a good looking girl rubbing out a good massage. Who knows if more would be available with more visits. Hope she's back when they re-open. Has anyone been to the I knead place on Valleydale and 31? I tried to read back and didn't see anything.
Is that the woman that was talked about a while back a couple blocks off of Arrington behind the old Rooter to the Tooter store? If that's her, I think it's humorous some woman would set up a business in some shed in damn Kingston, of all places, and act like she's something legitimate. She's doing 'massages' in Kingston, smack dab in drug and prostitute area. Hell, girls I know have bought drugs not even a block away from that very lot she lives at. Plus if she's not doing any extras for someone, the least she can do is give you the type massage you ask for. I remember looking up the number connected to the ad and finding her Facebook page. She reminded me of Mabel King, Raj's mama on What's Happening, from what I remember. Yeah, I might meet up with her if she answered an ad I had for free, but certainly not if she expected me to pay her anything. There's a fine line there between would I and wouldn't I, even for free, LOL. It's funny these women I'd have to think about getting with for free thinking so much of themselves they say someone 'couldn't afford them'. Hell, I can afford free, and I can afford me not being interested.
Here's an experiment to try for people that want a cheap and frequent massage. Find a girl who's a crack or meth addict, become friends with them, then tell them you'll give them money for their drug of choice if they'll give you massages for the money. I used to do that with a girl I wasn't interested in sexually. I'd get a massage at least once, but also two, maybe three times a week. Basically what ended up happening was she'd call me for a ride here and there, I'd give her $20-30 at some point to go get what she wanted, and I'd get me a 2-3 hour massage every time. My back generally kills me almost daily, so when I think about a massage, I want an actual massage, not to go try to have sex with some old horrid looking Oriental woman for three times that. With the prices of a real massage nowadays, giving someone 20-30 for their drug of choice to light them up and get them going for a couple hours of an intense massage, that's not a bad deal at all. Crack and meth do basically the same thing to their users, albeit crack is a lot faster in wearing off than meth. But both drugs make many users want to clean or do chores when they're feeling the effects of it, usually intensely and more thorough than normal. And I took advantage of that fact, and in my instance I'm speaking of, it was for a decent massage. And I'll say this in respect to that, not all crack users get geeky and crazy when they're on it. Crack is a mental drug. Some users control the drug, while many times the drug controls many of the users. In this instance, the girl I knew controlled the drug. She could do a very small amount, and be good for hours at a time, where I'm sure we all know how many girls who use it blow through it all in 15 minutes.I went to see this woman one time. The converted shed / storage building she uses for massages isn't bad, cleaner than some of the dump motels in the area. Unfortunately she is overweight and unattractive. The massage was legit, no extras available. Can't remember the fee, but wouldn't want to do anything with her even for free.
TwoWheelSx4
06-12-16, 17:27
They are closed with a sign on the door that says on vacation and re-opening July 1. I guess that's the coming soon. I went there a for the first time a couple of weeks ago because I wanted a good massage. Super cute young tiny girl gave massage. It was good. She would dig her elbow in to give a hard massage. No complaints. No extras. I'm positive I could have pumped my own gas without offending her but that really isn't my thing. Not a bad way to spend 60 for a good looking girl rubbing out a good massage. Who knows if more would be available with more visits. Hope she's back when they re-open. Has anyone been to the I knead place on Valleydale and 31? I tried to read back and didn't see anything.They are a typical "self serve" establishment. She pulled the towel off me first visit and poured oil on right on it. LOL.
Tried to get her to handle it but she smiled and shook her head no. She was cute and very petite.
Went back a couple more times to see if I could get regular status but nothing more so I quit going. Maybe hit it again after 1 July.
Can anyone report on this place? How do they look, age, size?
Can anyone report on this place? How do they look, age, size?It's been a while since I've been there. Yung is the owner probably in her early 50's. Nothing more than legit massage.
David Peter
06-13-16, 19:09
Can anyone report on this place? How do they look, age, size?I Knead has two ladies in 40's and one girl in 20's. All of them are average looking. Legit massage. A little help during DIY.
WizzyWigg45
06-14-16, 14:38
I like to go there because the quality of the massage is very high compared to other locations. I'm not sure how old the ladies are but they look great for their age if they are in their 50's but I'm pretty sure they are younger than that. Some other full service shops are nearby but the massage is not very good and their price is a bit high for a 60 year old to touch me.
I Knead has two ladies in 40's and one girl in 20's. All of them are average looking. Legit massage. A little help during DIY.
TwoWheelSx4
06-17-16, 18:02
Decided to hit Panda today which I rarely do anymore. Was interested in a therapeutic massage which they are decent at.
Got a woman probably in her late thirties / early forties, not too bad.
Prices have dropped a little from $90 for 90 minutes to $80. I guess to compete with the place in Hoover beside the Mexican restaurant.
Anyway, she started out with a great massage but spent a ton of time on my ass. Went deep in behind the boys and spent lots of time there.
Got the flip and not long into it she rips off my towel, grabs my hand and puts it on my pecker. I was thinking damn lady I didn't even want to self serve but then she poured the oil everywhere so what was I to do?
She cleaned me up well and I gave her a little tip.
Used to be my go to place. Zu Li was excellent. Wish I could find out where she went to. Last experience a couple of years ago was not good. Unfriendly and demanding a tip for below average massage. Massage only. Lady was homely. LOL. Have not been back.
Decided to hit Panda today which I rarely do anymore. Was interested in a therapeutic massage which they are decent at.
Got a woman probably in her late thirties / early forties, not too bad.
Prices have dropped a little from $90 for 90 minutes to $80. I guess to compete with the place in Hoover beside the Mexican restaurant.
Anyway, she started out with a great massage but spent a ton of time on my ass. Went deep in behind the boys and spent lots of time there.
Got the flip and not long into it she rips off my towel, grabs my hand and puts it on my pecker. I was thinking damn lady I didn't even want to self serve but then she poured the oil everywhere so what was I to do?
She cleaned me up well and I gave her a little tip.
NoPainNoGain
06-18-16, 17:25
Used to be my go to place. Zu Li was excellent. Wish I could find out where she went to. Last experience a couple of years ago was not good. Unfriendly and demanding a tip for below average massage. Massage only. Lady was homely. LOL. Have not been back.I think she met a guy and got remarried or something like that, pretty sure she's retired. She was great, but I'm happy for her.
LeaGleEagle
06-18-16, 20:24
I think she met a guy and got remarried or something like that, pretty sure she's retired. She was great, but I'm happy for her.Best massage ever!
Anything more than a massage there?
TwoWheelSx4
06-20-16, 20:06
Anything more than a massage there?Self serve at best.
TwoWheelSx4
06-21-16, 15:52
Self serve at best.Let me add to my previous response. From the looks of the lady who offered to help me out I decided I'd rather do myself. LOL.
David Peter
06-21-16, 23:37
Let me add to my previous response. From the looks of the lady who offered to help me out I decided I'd rather do myself. LOL.The lady at Lotus looks fine, butt she is a bit greedy on tip.
Anything more than a massage there?It's a legit massage place.
LeaGleEagle
06-25-16, 13:27
I went to Alabaster for the first time in a long time when I walked in there was an old white guy standing behind the counter. He said when I walked in that the next appointment would be in 20 minutes and I was welcome to wait I told him I would come back. Has the place changed hands and no longer owned by Asians?
PapaShango
06-26-16, 12:38
I went to Alabaster for the first time in a long time when I walked in there was an old white guy standing behind the counter. He said when I walked in that the next appointment would be in 20 minutes and I was welcome to wait I told him I would come back. Has the place changed hands and no longer owned by Asians?Was there a month ago and didn't see a white guy. THE and great massage, but no he. This was my 3rd time and probably my last trying.
Feel free to PM me with info if you prefer.
SlumpBuster17
06-28-16, 17:40
Is that a trick question? There's none.
Feel free to PM me with info if you prefer.
John Deuce
07-03-16, 17:46
Been a while since I been around any of them, just getting back in. Never knew this forum was out here. Wish I had known back in the day. Suggestions on the best to go to around Birmingham?
Been a while since I been around any of them, just getting back in. Never knew this forum was out here. Wish I had known back in the day. Suggestions on the best to go to around Birmingham?Hope you enjoyed it back in the day because they all pretty much have shut down. All the new ones that pop up on every corner are Asian bodyrub with self-service.
Spencer1000
07-06-16, 09:48
Sadly there aren't any good ones left around Birmingham. If you've been out for a while you might as well stay that way and save yourself some money.
John Deuce
07-06-16, 13:10
Hope you enjoyed it back in the day because they all pretty much have shut down. All the new ones that pop up on every corner are Asian bodyrub with self-service.So I see. I tried that place on Lorna Rd. Pretty girl that would get agonizingly close. It was like teasing a tease, if that makes sense. I wish there was something other than just Asian. Not that I don't mind Asian woman but would like something else as well. Used to go to Healing Touch / Muscular therapy back a long time ago.
Also, and this is a little odd maybe, but I used to like seeing how far some would go. It was like a hunt or a contest, I guess. I would try all kinds of different places. Trying that is a lot more fun with someone that will talk to you during the session than someone who acts like they hardly understand the English language.
So I see. I tried that place on Lorna Rd. Pretty girl that would get agonizingly close. It was like teasing a tease, if that makes sense. I wish there was something other than just Asian. Not that I don't mind Asian woman but would like something else as well. Used to go to Healing Touch / Muscular therapy back a long time ago.
Also, and this is a little odd maybe, but I used to like seeing how far some would go. It was like a hunt or a contest, I guess. I would try all kinds of different places. Trying that is a lot more fun with someone that will talk to you during the session than someone who acts like they hardly understand the English language.For the longest time Pam from Healing Touch was in Morris but she's gone again. Felicia is in Boaz, Doris passed away. Not sure where big Pam or Robin went.
You will get the tease of the tease at all the remaining AMPs in Birmingham. Occasionally you may luck up with a new girl from another state and you can be up sold a HJ for $40. That's rare these days. If the heat on the AMP for prostitution wasn't bad enough, it's the Feds going after the human trafficking in them. So my advice is stay clear unless you just want a average rub with baby oil.
Occasionally you can catch Nikki on BP,. Think she's out near Leeds.
John Deuce
07-07-16, 01:47
For the longest time Pam from Healing Touch was in Morris but she's gone again. Felicia is in Boaz, Doris passed away. Not sure where big Pam or Robin went.
You will get the tease of the tease at all the remaining AMPs in Birmingham. Occasionally you may luck up with a new girl from another state and you can be up sold a HJ for $40. That's rare these days. If the heat on the AMP for prostitution wasn't bad enough, it's the Feds going after the human trafficking in them. So my advice is stay clear unless you just want a average rub with baby oil.
Occasionally you can catch Nikki on BP,. Think she's out near Leeds.I kept in touch with Lauren and Angie from HT for a while. It's been a long time though. I may be thinking of someone different, but was Felicia the girl from, I think, South Carolina originally? Two that I get mixed up with in my memory were her and a tall girl that said she started out in Florida. The tall girl is the only one I ever came across that would start someone on their back instead of their stomach. No, now that I think about it, there was a 3rd, maybe that was Felicia. The girl from SC was a little on the heavy side (not real big though) and brown hair about neck length, I guess. The 3rd one I can't remember was slimmer with brown hair.
Sorta toftt with her since I really couldn't come up with any recent reviews.
Pic are pretty accurate. Not bad looking for a thick chick.
Oh wow can she talk, the whole entire time. "My husband this, my husband that" damn I got the point.
Well on to the reasons you really want to know. Arrived at a very nice hotel with an actual massage table with draping optional. I strip down to my bedtime attire and lay face down.
Light pressure rub down with unsented oil. Barley any tease to the boys (couple grazes) flipped and lots of teasing and non mechanical work on the Ol gear shift.
Massage 5/10, HJ 9/10.
Outside mutual roaming over huge knockers with some finger slip inside.
Old review I read said topless and BBBJ. Not with me.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensual-body-rub-now-taking-appointments/12387052
I won't repeat simply at a buck twenty five, not worth it.
SlumpBuster17
07-07-16, 20:40
I noticed one of her ads once that mentioned her husband doing massages also, or something to that effect. Whole deal seemed kind of weird, plus I knew the massage wouldn't be worth a damn. She just seemed like a "light rundown" kind of gal.
Sorta toftt with her since I really couldn't come up with any recent reviews.
Pic are pretty accurate. Not bad looking for a thick chick.
Oh wow can she talk, the whole entire time. "My husband this, my husband that" damn I got the point.
Well on to the reasons you really want to know. Arrived at a very nice hotel with an actual massage table with draping optional. I strip down to my bedtime attire and lay face down.
Light pressure rub down with unsented oil. Barley any tease to the boys (couple grazes) flipped and lots of teasing and non mechanical work on the Ol gear shift.
Massage 5/10, HJ 9/10.
Outside mutual roaming over huge knockers with some finger slip inside.
Old review I read said topless and BBBJ. Not with me.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensual-body-rub-now-taking-appointments/12387052
I won't repeat simply at a buck twenty five, not worth it.
Sorta toftt with her since I really couldn't come up with any recent reviews.
Pic are pretty accurate. Not bad looking for a thick chick.
Oh wow can she talk, the whole entire time. "My husband this, my husband that" damn I got the point.
Well on to the reasons you really want to know. Arrived at a very nice hotel with an actual massage table with draping optional. I strip down to my bedtime attire and lay face down.
Light pressure rub down with unsented oil. Barley any tease to the boys (couple grazes) flipped and lots of teasing and non mechanical work on the Ol gear shift.
Massage 5/10, HJ 9/10.
Outside mutual roaming over huge knockers with some finger slip inside.
Old review I read said topless and BBBJ. Not with me.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensual-body-rub-now-taking-appointments/12387052
I won't repeat simply at a buck twenty five, not worth it.I saw her when she was in town a couple weeks back and had the exact same experience. Thanks for confirming that it wasnt just me.
VeryTallRider
07-08-16, 09:16
Sorta toftt with her since I really couldn't come up with any recent reviews.
Pic are pretty accurate. Not bad looking for a thick chick.
Oh wow can she talk, the whole entire time. "My husband this, my husband that" damn I got the point.
Well on to the reasons you really want to know. Arrived at a very nice hotel with an actual massage table with draping optional. I strip down to my bedtime attire and lay face down.
Light pressure rub down with unsented oil. Barley any tease to the boys (couple grazes) flipped and lots of teasing and non mechanical work on the Ol gear shift.
Massage 5/10, HJ 9/10.
Outside mutual roaming over huge knockers with some finger slip inside.
Old review I read said topless and BBBJ. Not with me.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensual-body-rub-now-taking-appointments/12387052
I won't repeat simply at a buck twenty five, not worth it.My experience was similar, except she did show me her ample boobs! (YMMV) I think if you ask politely, she will go topless and does not discourage breast play, but nothing else seems to be available. And she really does talk too much.
My experience was similar, except she did show me her ample boobs! (YMMV) I think if you ask politely, she will go topless and does not discourage breast play, but nothing else seems to be available. And she really does talk too much.Thought she said Angie. I didn't ask but felt like she kept turning to make my reach difficult.
Another thing I didn't add, no clean up whatsoever. She just tossed a towel over it and went and washed her hands. Session lasted all of 45 minutes so she had time to mop up.
David Peter
07-09-16, 11:56
Lorna AMP reopened July 1st. I saw a very cute and petite girl, but she was busy and told me come back another day. There was a young Chinese guy at the counter. I think he may be the boss. Due to the crowded area, I have a feeling that there will be no extra. Do you have any recent experiences at Lorna AMP?
SlumpBuster17
07-09-16, 14:49
All you're going to get is self service. They're affiliated with the mp that closed in Pelham. Nothing much went on there either. Just a lot of "no teep. ".
Lorna AMP reopened July 1st. I saw a very cute and petite girl, but she was busy and told me come back another day. There was a young Chinese guy at the counter. I think he may be the boss. Due to the crowded area, I have a feeling that there will be no extra. Do you have any recent experiences at Lorna AMP?
Lorna AMP reopened July 1st. I saw a very cute and petite girl, but she was busy and told me come back another day. There was a young Chinese guy at the counter. I think he may be the boss. Due to the crowded area, I have a feeling that there will be no extra. Do you have any recent experiences at Lorna AMP?It is the same girl that has been there the whole time. I have had a massage from her a few times and nothing was to be had.
John Deuce
07-09-16, 16:57
Lorna AMP reopened July 1st. I saw a very cute and petite girl, but she was busy and told me come back another day. There was a young Chinese guy at the counter. I think he may be the boss. Due to the crowded area, I have a feeling that there will be no extra. Do you have any recent experiences at Lorna AMP?I went recently. No extras. She would get very close and spend a lot of time around the area, but that was all.
David Peter
07-09-16, 21:32
All you're going to get is self service. They're affiliated with the mp that closed in Pelham. Nothing much went on there either. Just a lot of "no teep. ".Just visited today. Met the cute and petite girl. There was no extra. During the massage, I got a minimum tease since she was very sure that she would not touch anything near the area. At the flip she turned the light so dark that I could barely see anything. She did not allow any touches at all, even a light touch on her hands. She told me she only does the massage, then I tipped only for the massage. I will not come back for a DIY in the dark.
APM in Pelham has a better location and a more comfort environment than this one. I don't know why it was closed since it is a legit place.
AlfredeNewman4
07-11-16, 12:26
Saw that our good friend Charm was arrested last week in Shelby County. Haven't seen you in almost a year I think. Anyone have any info on her?
Alamassage1
07-11-16, 14:43
Saw that our good friend Charm was arrested last week in Shelby County. Haven't seen you in almost a year I think. Anyone have any info on her?Sad story on Charm. She was as good as anyone at massage with extras. Hate that she can't keep it together. Its been over a year since I've seen a report of her giving a massage. Such a waste.
Saw that our good friend Charm was arrested last week in Shelby County. Haven't seen you in almost a year I think. Anyone have any info on her?That's too bad. Last time I saw her was like a year ago in a hotel on 280.
Saw that our good friend Charm was arrested last week in Shelby County. Haven't seen you in almost a year I think. Anyone have any info on her?Man I miss her. Hate that for her. Anyone know how to reach her? What was she arrested for?
Just visited today. Met the cute and petite girl. There was no extra. During the massage, I got a minimum tease since she was very sure that she would not touch anything near the area. At the flip she turned the light so dark that I could barely see anything. She did not allow any touches at all, even a light touch on her hands. She told me she only does the massage, then I tipped only for the massage. I will not come back for a DIY in the dark.
APM in Pelham has a better location and a more comfort environment than this one. I don't know why it was closed since it is a legit place.I was wondering about this place and thanks to you, now I know what to expect. I drove by the other day but there were no parking space available close by so I left.
Was the massage of a professional quality? I don't mind paying for a legit massage if the quality is good. What was their price?
David Peter
07-11-16, 20:38
I was wondering about this place and thanks to you, now I know what to expect. I drove by the other day but there were no parking space available close by so I left.
Was the massage of a professional quality? I don't mind paying for a legit massage if the quality is good. What was their price?$60 for 1 hr and she expects $20 tip. From my standard, the massage quality is a little below average. There was no facial massage. She only spent 5 minutes at the flip.
TwoWheelSx4
07-11-16, 20:54
I had lunch with Charm back in February. She was at the time in alcohol rehab.
Charm was very good to me back in the day and we went on a few trips together. She was fun to travel with.
Nevertheless on the last time we had lunch she asked if she could borrow $150 and I should have known it would be a scam. It was but that's okay she needed it way worse than I.
Very sad she can't keep it together because she is fun but loves to drink and very irresponsible. She has two kids here so I know she won't go far.
Doubt I'll hear from her again since she owes me money and I doubt you'll see her back in the hobby. My guess is it's mostly downhill from here for her. Sad just sad.
SlumpBuster17
07-11-16, 21:06
Sometimes I wonder what people want from these Asian places. I've been to enough of them where I know what I'm going to get 99% of the time at these places. It's the reason I don't go to them. You're going to get a half assed massage and no extras. It's why I miss Healing Touch. Doris gave an awesome massage and would do just about anything afterwards and never said anything about a tip. It was the best of both worlds. And there's just no one around anymore that does that. Until there is I'll just pass on all these places. I know where I can go and get a legit massage. All these other places, I'm not desperate enough or a loser to get excited about someone "grazing my boys. " And then I'm certainly not stupid enough to go back and think that something might happen. And as far as the face massage, when I went to some of these places, I always passed on that. I don't want your oily ass hands all over my face. And the flip at any of these places is a waste of time. It's a little chest rub, some jerking on your arms, and then a light rub on the legs. All these places should've been gone long time ago.
SlumpBuster17
07-11-16, 22:35
What is this chicks name? I was going to look her up and see if I remember her.
I had lunch with Charm back in February. She was at the time in alcohol rehab.
Charm was very good to me back in the day and we went on a few trips together. She was fun to travel with.
Nevertheless on the last time we had lunch she asked if she could borrow $150 and I should have known it would be a scam. It was but that's okay she needed it way worse than I.
Very sad she can't keep it together because she is fun but loves to drink and very irresponsible. She has two kids here so I know she won't go far.
Doubt I'll hear from her again since she owes me money and I doubt you'll see her back in the hobby. My guess is it's mostly downhill from here for her. Sad just sad.
Man I miss her. Hate that for her. Anyone know how to reach her? What was she arrested for?It says MTSASS, which I think is "Motion to set aside suspended sentence". Much have done something to get some suspended sentence revoked. Looks kind of rough in the mugshot. That's a shame. When she first showed up doing massages, she seemed to have it together (relatively speaking), but by the time she was giving BJs, she had gotten kind of flaky and was putting on weight pretty rapidly. Wasn't sure if she was pregnant, or if something else was going on.
John Deuce
07-12-16, 02:42
Sometimes I wonder what people want from these Asian places. I've been to enough of them where I know what I'm going to get 99% of the time at these places. It's the reason I don't go to them. You're going to get a half assed massage and no extras. It's why I miss Healing Touch. Doris gave an awesome massage and would do just about anything afterwards and never said anything about a tip. It was the best of both worlds. And there's just no one around anymore that does that. Until there is I'll just pass on all these places. I know where I can go and get a legit massage. All these other places, I'm not desperate enough or a loser to get excited about someone "grazing my boys. " And then I'm certainly not stupid enough to go back and think that something might happen. And as far as the face massage, when I went to some of these places, I always passed on that. I don't want your oily ass hands all over my face. And the flip at any of these places is a waste of time. It's a little chest rub, some jerking on your arms, and then a light rub on the legs. All these places should've been gone long time ago.Used to love going to Healing Touch. Started back when it was Muscular Therapy. Didn't see Doris that much but saw a lot of the others. Would love to find another place like it. Lauren and Angie were favorites. There was another girl at one time. I almost want to say her name was Angie too, but I cannot remember. She ended up at a place on Southside that was originally around 7th but moved to where that Mexican restaurant is now. I think it was called Relax. They were not listened as for massages but as a business to sell lotions so they would do the massages as a demo for the lotion (which you never took home with you but you " bought" the bottle. There was a girl there named Amanda (I believe) that I would love to find as well.
SilverDawg
07-12-16, 12:10
Been about 3 times and no hint of even a graze of the boys. Am I wasting my time? Does anyone have a provider you would care to share. Looking for great massage and the HE--no more. PM me if you don't want to post.
John Deuce
07-12-16, 12:26
Been about 3 times and no hint of even a graze of the boys. Am I wasting my time? Does anyone have a provider you would care to share. Looking for great massage and the HE--no more. PM me if you don't want to post.Are you talking about the black girl that has a place that is right on Main in Leeds? I've been once. Nice girl and it was a good massage, and the conversation was fun, but I don't think any extras are going to be got there. She didn't mind that I was not covered laying on my stomach but she draped me when I turned over. I moved it off and she laughed when I said she had already seen it but covered it up again with a small towel.
It says MTSASS, which I think is "Motion to set aside suspended sentence". Much have done something to get some suspended sentence revoked. Looks kind of rough in the mugshot. That's a shame. When she first showed up doing massages, she seemed to have it together (relatively speaking), but by the time she was giving BJs, she had gotten kind of flaky and was putting on weight pretty rapidly. Wasn't sure if she was pregnant, or if something else was going on.Yes, when she was in that house off Valleydale, she was a a much better person. I enjoyed seeing her (besides freezing my ass off in that house). She when down hill after her and that guy split. She was trying to live in a hotel room with her kids and seem to be drinking a lot. She definitely went down hill after moving out to the east side.
Been about 3 times and no hint of even a graze of the boys. Am I wasting my time? Does anyone have a provider you would care to share. Looking for great massage and the HE--no more. PM me if you don't want to post.Which one? Nikki peach was in Leeds and Oh Red head girl goes by Red was in Moody.
PapaShango
07-12-16, 15:19
Been about 3 times and no hint of even a graze of the boys. Am I wasting my time? Does anyone have a provider you would care to share. Looking for great massage and the HE--no more. PM me if you don't want to post.I called that place some time ago and I got the vibe everything was legit so I didn't try. There's 2 ebony ladies working right?
Used to love going to Healing Touch. Started back when it was Muscular Therapy. Didn't see Doris that much but saw a lot of the others. Would love to find another place like it. Lauren and Angie were favorites. There was another girl at one time. I almost want to say her name was Angie too, but I cannot remember. She ended up at a place on Southside that was originally around 7th but moved to where that Mexican restaurant is now. I think it was called Relax. They were not listened as for massages but as a business to sell lotions so they would do the massages as a demo for the lotion (which you never took home with you but you " bought" the bottle. There was a girl there named Amanda (I believe) that I would love to find as well.Other girl was Felisha. She's still doing massages just not in Birmingham.
SlumpBuster17
07-12-16, 17:28
Are you talking about that black chick that works in the salon?
Been about 3 times and no hint of even a graze of the boys. Am I wasting my time? Does anyone have a provider you would care to share. Looking for great massage and the HE--no more. PM me if you don't want to post.
She got arrested the first of March and now in July for probation violation per Shelby County-sad to see her go down hill so fast-I have not seen her in a year. I almost did not recognize her in the mug shot. I hope she can get it together but its not looking good.
I had lunch with Charm back in February. She was at the time in alcohol rehab.
Charm was very good to me back in the day and we went on a few trips together. She was fun to travel with.
Nevertheless on the last time we had lunch she asked if she could borrow $150 and I should have known it would be a scam. It was but that's okay she needed it way worse than I.
Very sad she can't keep it together because she is fun but loves to drink and very irresponsible. She has two kids here so I know she won't go far.
Doubt I'll hear from her again since she owes me money and I doubt you'll see her back in the hobby. My guess is it's mostly downhill from here for her. Sad just sad.
TwoWheelSx4
07-12-16, 18:11
It says MTSASS, which I think is "Motion to set aside suspended sentence". Much have done something to get some suspended sentence revoked. Looks kind of rough in the mugshot. That's a shame. When she first showed up doing massages, she seemed to have it together (relatively speaking), but by the time she was giving BJs, she had gotten kind of flaky and was putting on weight pretty rapidly. Wasn't sure if she was pregnant, or if something else was going on.She is fixed or would have gotten pregnant by me. LOL.
TwoWheelSx4
07-12-16, 18:12
Been about 3 times and no hint of even a graze of the boys. Am I wasting my time? Does anyone have a provider you would care to share. Looking for great massage and the HE--no more. PM me if you don't want to post.If it's the black chick you are probably not going to get anything. She's trying to be legit although she's currently single.
I had a massage at her house two weeks ago.
Since Charm is gone I've decided to change up my routine. I just get legit massages from the Asian places and keep a girlfriend on the side for everything else. I really miss Charm's one stop shopping.
It says MTSASS, which I think is "Motion to set aside suspended sentence". Much have done something to get some suspended sentence revoked. Looks kind of rough in the mugshot. That's a shame. When she first showed up doing massages, she seemed to have it together (relatively speaking), but by the time she was giving BJs, she had gotten kind of flaky and was putting on weight pretty rapidly. Wasn't sure if she was pregnant, or if something else was going on.The mugshot is rough. Hate to see her that way.
By the way, when did she start giving BJ's. I saw her many times but never knew that was an option. Can't be too mad tho because she used to give me hell of a Russian with those big tits of hers.
SlumpBuster17
07-12-16, 19:28
The things I could tell you about Relax. I met so many broads through that place. He had a lot of girls that were walking the streets and would have them work there. I never paid for that bullshit lotion scam. I always talked the girls into giving me what I needed and then paying them more than what he was giving them. Which wasn't much. I don't think I ever spent more than $60 and got everything there was. I got jerked off by a fine ass Mexican chick one time for $5. I started going when they were over by Clairmont on the hill. And then they moved to the place in Avondale, which the building is still there. There were many, many good looking chicks. Albeit they had some problems, which I took advantage of. Hell, there two chicks there one Sunday and I did them both for two Subway sandwiches I bought them. When I started going they were advertising in the personals section in the Bham news. It was a good place full of desperate women.
Used to love going to Healing Touch. Started back when it was Muscular Therapy. Didn't see Doris that much but saw a lot of the others. Would love to find another place like it. Lauren and Angie were favorites. There was another girl at one time. I almost want to say her name was Angie too, but I cannot remember. She ended up at a place on Southside that was originally around 7th but moved to where that Mexican restaurant is now. I think it was called Relax. They were not listened as for massages but as a business to sell lotions so they would do the massages as a demo for the lotion (which you never took home with you but you " bought" the bottle. There was a girl there named Amanda (I believe) that I would love to find as well.
TwoWheelSx4
07-12-16, 19:58
The mugshot is rough. Hate to see her that way.
By the way, when did she start giving BJ's. I saw her many times but never knew that was an option. Can't be too mad tho because she used to give me hell of a Russian with those big tits of hers.I really don't know when she began giving them for others but for me it was after I achieved what I'd call regular status. When she started having problems with the guy she was living with she would invite me over to fuck while he was out of town. She was wild as hell when she was drinking. The last trip we went on she wore my ass out. I surely will miss her.
Richard Betts
07-12-16, 22:08
I only went once when they were in Clairmont. Saw a cute petite spinner type w lots of tattoos.
About 90 days later someone, I reckon on this site, posted links to her doing porn in Southern California. Getting bore out on a rooftop in LA.
The things I could tell you about Relax. I met so many broads through that place. He had a lot of girls that were walking the streets and would have them work there. I never paid for that bullshit lotion scam. I always talked the girls into giving me what I needed and then paying them more than what he was giving them. Which wasn't much. I don't think I ever spent more than $60 and got everything there was. I got jerked off by a fine ass Mexican chick one time for $5. I started going when they were over by Clairmont on the hill. And then they moved to the place in Avondale, which the building is still there. There were many, many good looking chicks. Albeit they had some problems, which I took advantage of. Hell, there two chicks there one Sunday and I did them both for two Subway sandwiches I bought them. When I started going they were advertising in the personals section in the Bham news. It was a good place full of desperate women.
SlumpBuster17
07-12-16, 22:21
What is her name? There's a chick on the Shelby county site that looks familiar but I don't know what "Charm" looks like.
I really don't know when she began giving them for others but for me it was after I achieved what I'd call regular status. When she started having problems with the guy she was living with she would invite me over to fuck while he was out of town. She was wild as hell when she was drinking. The last trip we went on she wore my ass out. I surely will miss her.
John Deuce
07-13-16, 01:50
The things I could tell you about Relax. I met so many broads through that place. He had a lot of girls that were walking the streets and would have them work there. I never paid for that bullshit lotion scam. I always talked the girls into giving me what I needed and then paying them more than what he was giving them. Which wasn't much. I don't think I ever spent more than $60 and got everything there was. I got jerked off by a fine ass Mexican chick one time for $5. I started going when they were over by Clairmont on the hill. And then they moved to the place in Avondale, which the building is still there. There were many, many good looking chicks. Albeit they had some problems, which I took advantage of. Hell, there two chicks there one Sunday and I did them both for two Subway sandwiches I bought them. When I started going they were advertising in the personals section in the Bham news. It was a good place full of desperate women.Yeah, the very first time I went there in the 7th Ave location, the girl that was originally from HT told me about the lotion scam and that it was just the type of business license that they used. I think he just bought a very small, first time inventory of those lotion bottles that he displayed out front but those disappeared quickly and they didn't really even attempt to hide it after a while. Like I said, I want to say her name was Angie, but cannot remember. She was a former Physical Therapist that ended up at Muscular Therapy on Southside and then in Chalkville. I think she ended up having some drug problems, but I don't know where she went after that. She was the one that first brought in a second girl when I was there one night. That was the girl Amanda. Later I would see her there and some times she would have a friend there just hanging out that didn't even work there that she would bring in with us. They would give me a little show of them together as well as taking care of me. That location, when they first started out, had some very pretty girls. Saw more of the "street walker" types, like you said, at the Avondale location. I think several of them lived across the street at that motel at that time.
SilverDawg
07-13-16, 10:34
Are you talking about that black chick that works in the salon?But understand she is working out of her house now. Any info on her.
SilverDawg
07-13-16, 10:35
I called that place some time ago and I got the vibe everything was legit so I didn't try. There's 2 ebony ladies working right?She did say she had a part time girl also.
SilverDawg
07-13-16, 10:39
Which one? Nikki peach was in Leeds and Oh Red head girl goes by Red was in Moody.Downtown Leeds on Parkway Dr.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage/15617064
Downtown Leeds on Parkway Dr.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage/15617064She's cute. Is the massage any good. How much does she charge?
Downtown Leeds on Parkway Dr.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage/15617064That's not the Nikki in Leeds. Nikki is the lady from Georgia that had an apartment off 280. She's moved out to Leeds.
What is her name? There's a chick on the Shelby county site that looks familiar but I don't know what "Charm" looks like.That's actually her middle name. Look back at mid-June arrests.
SlumpBuster17
07-13-16, 17:15
I've never seen her. I do know that chick has moved all over the place. When she first started she was on the Parkway in Center Point, then she moved to a location on Ruffner rd, then she was at a place on state farm play, and then she was working out a house in Grayson Valley, and then she showed up where she's at now. I never could meet up due to her times. It did take forever for her to return a call. When she had the place on Ruffner rd, she had a few different girls working. One I talked to said she would come to the house if I couldn't make it when they were open. I obliged but never could get her on the phone. She's posted numerous pictures over the years. The ones she posts now are 5-6 years old. I never could figure out all the moving. Seemed strange to me.
But understand she is working out of her house now. Any info on her.
Downtown Leeds on Parkway Dr.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage/15617064Its been 2 or 3 years but I've seen her twice. It ain't happening. I offered her 500 for HE and she wouldn't take. I'm not bad looking or fat or disgusting or anything.
SlumpBuster17
07-13-16, 20:06
Shit, she probably thought you were le.
Its been 2 or 3 years but I've seen her twice. It ain't happening. I offered her 500 for HE and she wouldn't take. I'm not bad looking or fat or disgusting or anything.
TwoWheelSx4
07-14-16, 03:09
But understand she is working out of her house now. Any info on her.She told me she was working out of her house because of a plumbing leak at the office. I think she had to close it due to lack of business.
I just don't see any extras happening but who knows with money being tight she may branch out.
SilverDawg
07-14-16, 08:28
She's cute. Is the massage any good. How much does she charge?She is friendly and definitely better massage than the asian scene in bham right now. 80 is the pocket hit for an hour.
John Deuce
07-14-16, 12:53
Been about 3 times and no hint of even a graze of the boys. Am I wasting my time? Does anyone have a provider you would care to share. Looking for great massage and the HE--no more. PM me if you don't want to post.
I've never seen her. I do know that chick has moved all over the place. When she first started she was on the Parkway in Center Point, then she moved to a location on Ruffner rd, then she was at a place on state farm play, and then she was working out a house in Grayson Valley, and then she showed up where she's at now. I never could meet up due to her times. It did take forever for her to return a call. When she had the place on Ruffner rd, she had a few different girls working. One I talked to said she would come to the house if I couldn't make it when they were open. I obliged but never could get her on the phone. She's posted numerous pictures over the years. The ones she posts now are 5-6 years old. I never could figure out all the moving. Seemed strange to me.I remember the Center Point and the Ruffner Rd locations. At the Ruffner locations, they also advertised 24 hour availability as well as out alms. I called one night and went about 11 or 12. When I went to see her recently, I mentioned about being open all night and she just said that must have been when she was in Atlanta and must have been one of the other girls working with her and she did not know about being open or available that late. The only reason that that is odd is because it was always her e-mail address and phone # listed in the ads.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/17th-18th-19th-_-_-highly-skilled-hands_-_ill-churn-you-into-creamy-excellence_-_-angelic-touch/15402544
Anyone planning on seeing her? Steep price at 2. / Hr for a massage and HJ. However, she does have positive reviews.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/17th-18th-19th-_-_-highly-skilled-hands_-_ill-churn-you-into-creamy-excellence_-_-angelic-touch/15402544
Anyone planning on seeing her? Steep price at 2. / Hr for a massage and HJ. However, she does have positive reviews.She does have a good number of reviews on TER. But I can't see the details since I'm not VIP.
I wouldn't mind giving her a visit but for me $$ is a bit pricy for rub and tug.
She does have a good number of reviews on TER. But I can't see the details since I'm not VIP.
I wouldn't mind giving her a visit but for me $$ is a bit pricy for rub and tug.Basically she's nude and gives a good massage with bunches if teasing. Double smile is she gets you off at first then massages then HJ at end. Yes expensive for what it is and additional 60 for double smile option. Is what reviews I read.
PapaShango
07-16-16, 15:24
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/17th-18th-19th-_-_-highly-skilled-hands_-_ill-churn-you-into-creamy-excellence_-_-angelic-touch/15402544
Anyone planning on seeing her? Steep price at 2. / Hr for a massage and HJ. However, she does have positive reviews.I did plenty of research, seems it's just HJ and a great massage from the reviews I saw, but for that money I expect a little more. I'll paaa.
I'm into the massage thing with a HJ more so than full service so this was worth every penny to me.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/17th-18th-19th-_-_-highly-skilled-hands_-_ill-churn-you-into-creamy-excellence_-_-angelic-touch/15402544
Anyone planning on seeing her? Steep price at 2. / Hr for a massage and HJ. However, she does have positive reviews.
Anyone tried her Nuru massage? Is it the real thing with the seaweed gel stuff?
Are there two tiny cute petite girls there? I've been a few times and can't tell if its the same girl or not. First and third visits got the same name. Second visit got a different name. No extras but good massages.
Are there two tiny cute petite girls there? I've been a few times and can't tell if its the same girl or not. First and third visits got the same name. Second visit got a different name. No extras but good massages.One is Mary and the other is Sassa or something like that. Sassa is the smaller of the two. Mary gives the better massage but neither speaks very good english and nothing extra is offered from either.
SlumpBuster17
07-28-16, 16:35
Nope. It's been closed for years.
Went there a few times.
LeaGleEagle
07-30-16, 11:20
Anyone been to the new place that just started advertising in Vestavia?
Anyone tried her Nuru massage? Is it the real thing with the seaweed gel stuff?I don't think it's seaweed gel. But it's definitely b2 b.
Yeah, the very first time I went there in the 7th Ave location, the girl that was originally from HT told me about the lotion scam and that it was just the type of business license that they used. I think he just bought a very small, first time inventory of those lotion bottles that he displayed out front but those disappeared quickly and they didn't really even attempt to hide it after a while. Like I said, I want to say her name was Angie, but cannot remember. She was a former Physical Therapist that ended up at Muscular Therapy on Southside and then in Chalkville. I think she ended up having some drug problems, but I don't know where she went after that. She was the one that first brought in a second girl when I was there one night. That was the girl Amanda. Later I would see her there and some times she would have a friend there just hanging out that didn't even work there that she would bring in with us. They would give me a little show of them together as well as taking care of me. That location, when they first started out, had some very pretty girls. Saw more of the "street walker" types, like you said, at the Avondale location. I think several of them lived across the street at that motel at that time.The guy that ran it was named Paul, I think. I used to go there a ton. Saw LOTS of girls there. That Amanda was the thinner lesbian, I think. Her girlfriend used to come in together, and later I started just seeing the friend. She was cuter. I remember her last name, but can't remember her first name to save my life. She played bass, if I remember. There was a pretty good bit on the menu with her. The little latino girl was named Sapphire, if I remember correctly. Had lots of fun with her. I wish he would open some new place. That place was a goldmine.
One is Mary and the other is Sassa or something like that. Sassa is the smaller of the two. Mary gives the better massage but neither speaks very good english and nothing extra is offered from either.Went to see Mary for a second time but was told she isn't there no more. Draw the new girl Cici. A little older I beleive. Table shower was nothing to write home about but the massage was good. She had my junk covered the entire time. Just like the rest of them, this place is totally legit.
Anyone been to the new place that just started advertising in Vestavia?I'm sure it's the same old tease, but no joy, kind of place.
SlumpBuster17
07-31-16, 09:01
The girl that's working there now used to be at Alabaster. Real thin, good personality. Massage so so, no extras.
I'm sure it's the same old tease, but no joy, kind of place.
Seems like there are some new ones that are in town under body rubs. Anyone go see any of them?
SlumpBuster17
08-05-16, 17:08
All of those girls have posted before. There's literally one woman out of all those that even looks decent, and her pics look fake.
Seems like there are some new ones that are in town under body rubs. Anyone go see any of them?
Seems like there are some new ones that are in town under body rubs. Anyone go see any of them?The "25 year old" blonde who says she's a massage school grad will make you leave with an incredible smile on your face. Yes, she gives a great massage too. Can't remember what else the ad says; she might be under massages instead. She and her sister used to work out of an apartment on Oxmoor, but they don't seem to be together anymore. The sister is now also advertising under Escorts at times. If you see "Freckles" advertising she also leaves you smiling.
Captain Kart
08-08-16, 13:59
Decided to try and hit up a spot for a good massage.
Gave up about a year ago with the Birmingham area.
Perhaps these new places have enlisted talent?
Please PM if they exist. Otherwise I may have to plan a road trip to ol ATL or go a good bit north.
Spencer1000
08-10-16, 13:27
Decided to try and hit up a spot for a good massage.
Gave up about a year ago with the Birmingham area.
Perhaps these new places have enlisted talent?
Please PM if they exist. Otherwise I may have to plan a road trip to ol ATL or go a good bit north.Safe travels then. Nothing has changed around here.
Captain Kart
08-13-16, 13:40
Safe travels then. Nothing has changed around here.Yeah figured as much. Of the legit spots out there now, which would you say would be worth the cheddar?
I do occasionally need a good massage.
Best bang for the buck recommendations for legit relaxing massage that isn't a painful hard ass massage LOL?
Decided to swing by even tho it makes me nervous from a bust standpoint. But glad I did this time. They've gone up to $70 on the door fee. Saw Sunny who was very attractive with great breasts. DFK, CBJ, tittie play, doggie and mish. Well worth the additional $120.
David Peter
08-24-16, 01:56
I have been in several AMPs in Birmingham (Lotus, I Knead, Lorna, and ect). Lorna is getting worse in price and service. The current price is $70 for 1 hr. The massage is far below average and somewhat lazy. There are no facial or foot massage as you always have at a professional place. For $70/1 hr I expect much more. It is a completely legit place but not a professional place. Maybe it was just my bad day. The girl I met has an attitude. She does not care about her customer but always want a good tip. It is ok not to give extra, but it is unacceptable to be rude to customer, especially when you are in the service business. She did not allow any touches. No talking to her during the massage or she will leave the room. Of course there was no extra. During the flip she turned off the light that I couldn't see anything. I wonder why I was so stupid to pay $70 for a mediocre massage in a silent and dark room and left unhappier than when I came in. Even she knows that she did not treat me well, she has no shame to ask for tip and was angry that I said no.
Lorna AMP can be summarized in three words: lazy, rude and greedy. I will never visit this place again.
The "25 year old" blonde who says she's a massage school grad will make you leave with an incredible smile on your face. Yes, she gives a great massage too. Can't remember what else the ad says; she might be under massages instead. She and her sister used to work out of an apartment on Oxmoor, but they don't seem to be together anymore. The sister is now also advertising under Escorts at times. If you see "Freckles" advertising she also leaves you smiling.Her number seems to be out of service already.
LeaGleEagle
08-24-16, 12:27
I have been in several AMPs in Birmingham (Lotus, I Knead, Lorna, and ect). Lorna is getting worse in price and service. The current price is $70 for 1 hr. The massage is far below average and somewhat lazy. There are no facial or foot massage as you always have at a professional place. For $70/1 hr I expect much more. It is a completely legit place but not a professional place. Maybe it was just my bad day. The girl I met has an attitude. She does not care about her customer but always want a good tip. It is ok not to give extra, but it is unacceptable to be rude to customer, especially when you are in the service business. She did not allow any touches. No talking to her during the massage or she will leave the room. Of course there was no extra. During the flip she turned off the light that I couldn't see anything. I wonder why I was so stupid to pay $70 for a mediocre massage in a silent and dark room and left unhappier than when I came in. Even she knows that she did not treat me well, she has no shame to ask for tip and was angry that I said no.
Lorna AMP can be summarized in three words: lazy, rude and greedy. I will never visit this place again.Does Panda and Alabaster still do the 90 minutes for $80? I know there are no extras there but $80 for a 90 minute massage wasn't a bad deal.
Visited Ocean today for the first time and had a great session. They are desperate for business there and Mamasan Kim says to tell my friends, so I will be brief and tell you good massage at 60 for 45 minutes, plus great extras of which I partook and were readily available. Seniors pm for details if interested.
Eric Shunn
08-29-16, 21:11
Visited Ocean today for the first time and had a great session. They are desperate for business there and Mamasan Kim says to tell my friends, so I will be brief and tell you good massage at 60 for 45 minutes, plus great extras of which I partook and were readily available. Seniors pm for details if interested.I'll pass but thank you for the information. I'm sure the mamasan thanks you for the attention you just brought down on the establishment as well. Some advise for future post. Use the first sentence and the last sentence.
I'll pass but thank you for the information. I'm sure the mamasan thanks you for the attention you just brought down on the establishment as well. Some advise for future post. Use the first sentence and the last sentence.Thanks for the 'advice'.
Clark Kent
08-30-16, 12:17
Seems to me just saying the name of a place on here would be enough to bring attention to it, no matter if someone listed details or not.
MammieJammer
08-30-16, 13:17
Seems to me just saying the name of a place on here would be enough to bring attention to it, no matter if someone listed details or not.No doubt that LEO watches and reads this forum. Information is best shared on this topic by PM among trusted members. Local government LOVES to bust these places so total discretion is best. MJ.
SlumpBuster17
08-30-16, 17:33
It's not like anyone doesn't know what goes on there, so I guess anyone could say whatever, and it wouldn't be a shock. Now if there's a legit place offering extras, then you keep your mouth shut or tell a trusted member through a pm.
I'll pass but thank you for the information. I'm sure the mamasan thanks you for the attention you just brought down on the establishment as well. Some advise for future post. Use the first sentence and the last sentence.
Couldn't find anything. Anyone have any experience?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/shes-at-your-door-introducing-3-hour-deluxe-massage-hotel-home-massage-by-american-therapist/15869404
Couldn't find anything. Anyone have any experience?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/shes-at-your-door-introducing-3-hour-deluxe-massage-hotel-home-massage-by-american-therapist/15869404I emailed but no response. The had is backed with the tanyra girl from ATL which BTW is horrible and waste of money. It seems like Everytime the Tantra lady is posting there are other ads for Zen or some other Atlanta number. I often think it's one chick with different ads and phones.
It's not like anyone doesn't know what goes on there, so I guess anyone could say whatever, and it wouldn't be a shock. Now if there's a legit place offering extras, then you keep your mouth shut or tell a trusted member through a pm.I agree completely. I'm sure there's people who get on here and read these forums. Talking too much about it openly could actually ruin that business. Alot of those massage parlor places arent legit though. I wouldn't get my hopes up.
ParisNights
09-07-16, 17:08
Went by Ocean's several days ago. Like someone else posted $60 for 45 min. Mamasan Kim (older, rough) did my TS. Cleaned every crevice I have. But that's not who or what I came in for. The TS lasted 15 of my 45 minutes. Then I layed on the table for about 10 minutes waiting.
In walks Lee / LeeAnn. Something like that. Chubby to fat, mid 30's I'm guessing. Nothing to excite me for sure. Big tit but saggy. Rubbed lotion on my back for about 5 minutes. Absolutely no massage. Played with the boys for 30 seconds. Then "you roll over". I opted for the lower priced extras and that lasted about 5 min or less. I would not repeat at this place even given the dry dusty AMP environment in this city. Just not worth it.
Visited Ocean Spa today. Based on a recent review, thought I would take a chance and hope for the best. Kim momosan came to the door, led me trough to a dark room and sat for a few minutes. In walks a pretty Asian lady, nice rack, clean looking and typical asian ass. Did the table shower routine and the massage. Fair full body massage in a clean environment. 60 for massage. Any senior members who are interested in further info pm me.
I decided to toftt. Ad popped up a few days ago under BP massage and it was a one and only. It basically said strong hand, great personality and easy on the eyes.
I did my own digging and came up with enough interesting stuff that surely it had to a dream come true. If I hadn't come up with information, then I would have passed because it would be TGTBT.
She was pretty responsive to my text and I set appointment. Being real careful, no address given until last minute. I was a little worried that it was unsafe area. The information I had before hand had me in better part of town but this threw me a little but continued.
Good: information I had was legit, she very attractive mature lady with a tight body. Massage was given on a table and was actually decent for a non CMT.
Bad: house was small and cluttered because she apparently just moved there temporary. She's leaving for California in a few days. After I go in and leave my clothes in another room at her request to walk back in den to lay on the table which I was sorta okay with other than every time she left to go in the other room, I'm thinking crap my wallet and phone. Lucky me everything was still there but nothing like worrying.
Ugly: at her request, I brought Benjamin and Grant with was awful lot to ask. I'm lay on table, she says people been asking me about extra add ons but the only thing I do is topless for Grant's twin. I was like, no HE, nope "I don't feel comfortable doing that but you can self serve. " I got up, started getting dressed and she talked me into staying. She took matters into her own hands, literally and it was pretty good but not working bringing both Benjamin and Grant.
John Deuce
09-11-16, 10:59
Went by and tried the new place near Trussville. Nice enough girl. Thought I'd test a little and not cover up just to see. She never covered me back up so I thought maybe something else might be on the menu. She was nice, the massage was ok, but no extras were offered.
SlumpBuster17
09-11-16, 16:30
Well, you can bet Trussville's finest is all over the place. Those pigs just look for shit to stir up.
Went by and tried the new place near Trussville. Nice enough girl. Thought I'd test a little and not cover up just to see. She never covered me back up so I thought maybe something else might be on the menu. She was nice, the massage was ok, but no extras were offered.
SlumpBuster17
09-13-16, 21:53
Have any of seen that Nicole from Gadsden is now going by "Nikki?" Even has a new website and everything is Nikki this and Nikki that. I'd rather she call herself Bob or Jack.
Have any of seen that Nicole from Gadsden is now going by "Nikki?" Even has a new website and everything is Nikki this and Nikki that. I'd rather she call herself Bob or Jack.I had a lot of fun with Nicole about 4 years ago. After a couple of visits. She was more than happy to make me happy. The last time I saw her that year the session was OUTSTANDING. Then a couple of weeks later I went back and she told me she had regrets and that she could not do that anymore. I complied. Then I ran into her out one night and convinced her to let me come back. And it WAS A WASTE OF TIME! Don't know what happened but there are NO EXTRA to be had. As far as her website. I can't access it. Just get the "forbidden" message.
I went a couple of times back in about 2013 but it was only self-service. If I missed out on something, pm me with details.
I had a lot of fun with Nicole about 4 years ago. After a couple of visits. She was more than happy to make me happy. The last time I saw her that year the session was OUTSTANDING. Then a couple of weeks later I went back and she told me she had regrets and that she could not do that anymore. I complied. Then I ran into her out one night and convinced her to let me come back. And it WAS A WASTE OF TIME! Don't know what happened but there are NO EXTRA to be had. As far as her website. I can't access it. Just get the "forbidden" message.
SlumpBuster17
09-15-16, 17:11
I don't think you missed out on anything. I went a few years ago for the first time and it was hands down the worst experience I ever encountered.
I went a couple of times back in about 2013 but it was only self-service. If I missed out on something, pm me with details.
I went a couple of times back in about 2013 but it was only self-service. If I missed out on something, pm me with details.I saw Nicole in 2012 or so and it was weird experiences. From a dude (her boyfriend) sitting in other room and "just put money in an envelope as you leave" for just a massage.
She refused to count it which was weird too. Anyhow, my dumbass put in the effort to drive back a few more times in hopes it would change. She never would do much teasing and massage really wasn't good to begin with. So I've never gone back. I often wonder how she remains open. Guess advertising state wide draws more suckers.
TwoWheelSx4
09-16-16, 21:56
I don't think you missed out on anything. I went a few years ago for the first time and it was hands down the worst experience I ever encountered.Same here and the massage was lackluster to boot. I don't see how she stays in business except for her enticing photos. Eventually everyone knows her game.
Maybe she picks up a lot of out of town traffic just passing through?
I really pissed one off on my visit. I was caught in awful I65 traffic a d my back was hurting so I got off at Lakeshore to see if Panda was there since it's been years since my last visit. I pull in one car in lot Asian chick sitting outside. I figured I try it, massage was actually pretty damn good (maybe because I was tense and really needed) I did hour for 60 and got flip about 45 minutes. No teasing whatsoever. Washcloth laying on my juck, at one point fell off. She didn't mind that I was uncovered so I tried to get her to complete massage. She acted like she didn't understand. Got dressed and walked out, she gave me a cup of water I put my hand on front door.
She blurt out Teeps. I said I paid, she said no teep. I obviously didn't understand and left. I was chased to my vehicle. LOL.
SlumpBuster17
09-24-16, 16:24
Those girls are the worst at Panda. I went there back in the spring to see if there was anything interesting and massage was so so and balked at my suggestion. I gave her $50 and split and she started that "teep" shit. I got to the pointing ago that I'm not tipping for anything unless it involves their hand and my cock. I don't give a Damn how good the massage is, I'm not tipping. Money is too valuable. If they're getting enough money the owners should pay them more, and that's not my problem.
I really pissed one off on my visit. I was caught in awful I65 traffic a d my back was hurting so I got off at Lakeshore to see if Panda was there since it's been years since my last visit. I pull in one car in lot Asian chick sitting outside. I figured I try it, massage was actually pretty damn good (maybe because I was tense and really needed) I did hour for 60 and got flip about 45 minutes. No teasing whatsoever. Washcloth laying on my juck, at one point fell off. She didn't mind that I was uncovered so I tried to get her to complete massage. She acted like she didn't understand. Got dressed and walked out, she gave me a cup of water I put my hand on front door.
She blurt out Teeps. I said I paid, she said no teep. I obviously didn't understand and left. I was chased to my vehicle. LOL.
Those girls are the worst at Panda. I went there back in the spring to see if there was anything interesting and massage was so so and balked at my suggestion. I gave her $50 and split and she started that "teep" shit. I got to the pointing ago that I'm not tipping for anything unless it involves their hand and my cock. I don't give a Damn how good the massage is, I'm not tipping. Money is too valuable. If they're getting enough money the owners should pay them more, and that's not my problem.I totally agree -- this is for all these providers including "body rubs and massages, the "teep" is for very good service beyond the massage (most are not CMT) which by the way are over priced at $60 per hour. When I get a provider who gives me a good serious massage, has a pleasant personality and maybe some arousal. I'll tip 10-15%. But when you tease me and get me excited with a good boner, then point to DIY, I get offended and feel her "teep" was not earned!
The service would sure improve if we are stuck together on this "teep" matter. Make them earn their tip! Period.
When I go to a licensed CMT and get a massage that is not just my back, but includes a facial and my legs, a awesome foot massage and I feel really refreshed -- she deserves a $10-20 tip!
Tug.
I totally agree -- this is for all these providers including "body rubs and massages, the "teep" is for very good service beyond the massage (most are not CMT) which by the way are over priced at $60 per hour. When I get a provider who gives me a good serious massage, has a pleasant personality and maybe some arousal. I'll tip 10-15%. But when you tease me and get me excited with a good boner, then point to DIY, I get offended and feel her "teep" was not earned!
The service would sure improve if we are stuck together on this "teep" matter. Make them earn their tip! Period.
When I go to a licensed CMT and get a massage that is not just my back, but includes a facial and my legs, a awesome foot massage and I feel really refreshed -- she deserves a $10-20 tip!
Tug.Well said sir! My last visit to Panda (2-3 yrs ago) ended in decent massage but no HJ. They begged for a "teep" and I pulled out $5 and gave it to her. She held in it in my face like I just disrespected her because it wasn't enough. I should have snatched it and put back in my pocket.
Hey all, I'll be staying in your fine city for a few weeks and was hoping for a recommendation. I will be only too happy to repay the favor. Looking for a great FBSM provider or similar experience by a CAMP. If you all have any recommendations I would again be very appreciative.
Hey all, I'll be staying in your fine city for a few weeks and was hoping for a recommendation. I will be only too happy to repay the favor. Looking for a great FBSM provider or similar experience by a CAMP. If you all have any recommendations I would again be very appreciative.Nikki Ga Peach is the only regular provider in our area that I would recommend at all.
SlumpBuster17
09-29-16, 21:40
Just keep in mind Oz, her pics look nothing like her. Those are old pics and the Christmas pic was doctored big time. She's a big gal. At least 2 bills on the scale. Possibly heavier.
Nikki Ga Peach is the only regular provider in our area that I would recommend at all.
Just keep in mind Oz, her pics look nothing like her. Those are old pics and the Christmas pic was doctored big time. She's a big gal. At least 2 bills on the scale. Possibly heavier.Thanks for the honest posting and description. Not into really big women so I'll forgo this recommendation at this point but thank you anyways!
Undertaker 10
10-01-16, 11:09
Thanks for the honest posting and description. Not into really big women so I'll forgo this recommendation at this point but thank you anyways!Not so fast my friend. It's true that Nikki is not a petite spinner but neither is she a BBW. I disagree with the 2 bills estimation on her weight. I'd put it closer to 150-160 because I saw her about a week ago. You can't beat her attitude and service especially at her prices. You are missing out if you dismiss her because she's not a petite spinner. She's built like a woman great ass and very nice and large breasts and she's not afraid to use them. I'll go back as often as I can to her because she's the best in this area at what she does. Very nice with a great personality and she never solicits your business. You contact her. Do yourself a favor and try her. You won't be sorry.
The Undertaker.
What is the best way to contact her. Her ad doesn't stay up very long.
Not so fast my friend. It's true that Nikki is not a petite spinner but neither is she a BBW. I disagree with the 2 bills estimation on her weight. I'd put it closer to 150-160 because I saw her about a week ago. You can't beat her attitude and service especially at her prices. You are missing out if you dismiss her because she's not a petite spinner. She's built like a woman great ass and very nice and large breasts and she's not afraid to use them. I'll go back as often as I can to her because she's the best in this area at what she does. Very nice with a great personality and she never solicits your business. You contact her. Do yourself a favor and try her. You won't be sorry.
The Undertaker.
SlumpBuster17
10-01-16, 14:00
There's a reason people post pics in their ads that are old. It's because they don't look anything like what they did when they took those pics. And she's been 41 for quite awhile. And you're right. She's not a bbw. She's just big and a woman. Nothing beautiful about her. Her and the other manatee that's in Leeds would make good road graders for any D-1 team. Her tits probably weigh 30 lbs and when your on your stomach and she's slapping them against your sides, it felt like a toddler hitting you with boxing gloves on. And the thing that I've always wondered is in the years she's advertised here. She lives in West Georgia in the sticks and never once have a saw her advertising in her area. She always has some poor sap that pays her rent wherever she's at and doesn't do much business. Always says she will delete her ad when she gets 4 appointments, but at times her ad is up all day. Which tells me all I need to know. Oz, I wish you the best. If you go, good luck.
Not so fast my friend. It's true that Nikki is not a petite spinner but neither is she a BBW. I disagree with the 2 bills estimation on her weight. I'd put it closer to 150-160 because I saw her about a week ago. You can't beat her attitude and service especially at her prices. You are missing out if you dismiss her because she's not a petite spinner. She's built like a woman great ass and very nice and large breasts and she's not afraid to use them. I'll go back as often as I can to her because she's the best in this area at what she does. Very nice with a great personality and she never solicits your business. You contact her. Do yourself a favor and try her. You won't be sorry.
The Undertaker.
Not so fast my friend. It's true that Nikki is not a petite spinner but neither is she a BBW. I disagree with the 2 bills estimation on her weight. I'd put it closer to 150-160 because I saw her about a week ago. You can't beat her attitude and service especially at her prices. You are missing out if you dismiss her because she's not a petite spinner. She's built like a woman great ass and very nice and large breasts and she's not afraid to use them. I'll go back as often as I can to her because she's the best in this area at what she does. Very nice with a great personality and she never solicits your business. You contact her. Do yourself a favor and try her. You won't be sorry.
The Undertaker.X2!! She takes GREAT care of her customers, and she never rushes.
X2!! She takes GREAT care of her customers, and she never rushes.For some reason I thought B'ham had a good selection of BP providers but it looks like Atlanta is the place to go. Just one recommendation is really sad for a city as large as B'ham. Nonetheless, I appreciate the all the info. I am just not into average or okay looking providers and if I am going to spend money on a BP provider she better look good. Come to Atlanta for a plethora of choices.
For some reason I thought B'ham had a good selection of BP providers but it looks like Atlanta is the place to go. Just one recommendation is really sad for a city as large as B'ham. Nonetheless, I appreciate the all the info. I am just not into average or okay looking providers and if I am going to spend money on a BP provider she better look good. Come to Atlanta for a plethora of choices.Most Birmingham providers have moved on to Atlanta for different reasons. Sad but true.
For some reason I thought B'ham had a good selection of BP providers but it looks like Atlanta is the place to go. Just one recommendation is really sad for a city as large as B'ham. Nonetheless, I appreciate the all the info. I am just not into average or okay looking providers and if I am going to spend money on a BP provider she better look good. Come to Atlanta for a plethora of choices.Too many LEO stings have just about dried up any providers particularly AMP wise. Just too easy to target, I suppose.
Most Birmingham providers have moved on to Atlanta for different reasons. Sad but true.That sucks. LOL! Any of you guys seen this girl?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/cristina-massage-latina-touch-available-in-homewood/15505200
SlumpBuster17
10-03-16, 17:30
I've always thought that was a dude. Just looks suspicious.
That sucks. LOL! Any of you guys seen this girl?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/cristina-massage-latina-touch-available-in-homewood/15505200
PapaShango
10-03-16, 18:29
That sucks. LOL! Any of you guys seen this girl?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/cristina-massage-latina-touch-available-in-homewood/15505200Called and voice sounded different, English must not be her first language. I asked nicely if she was a tranny and she said yes. Not my cup of tea but if you do go let us know how it went.
SlumpBuster17
10-03-16, 22:20
I doubt if he's not into fat chicks, he's going to be into doing, LOL. And if you are Oz, for the love of Pete please don't tell us how it went.
Called and voice sounded different, English must not be her first language. I asked nicely if she was a tranny and she said yes. Not my cup of tea but if you do go let us know how it went.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-magic-touch-fun-session-pretty-face-relaxing-time-best-service/15144726
She's been advertising for at least a month or so. Someone has to see her by now. Almost TGTBT.
I doubt if he's not into fat chicks, he's going to be into doing, LOL. And if you are Oz, for the love of Pete please don't tell us how it went.LMAO. I am glad you called and verified. I have no interest in Trannys. To each is there own but that is just gross.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tired-or-streess-out/15908850
Wondering if it's same Pamela we know? The phone # is different than the one I have.
PapaShango
10-14-16, 15:38
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tired-or-streess-out/15908850
Wondering if it's same Pamela we know? The phone # is different than the one I have.I've been calling almost everyday and no answer. I hope someone can share their experience.
SlumpBuster17
10-14-16, 19:00
What Pamela is this supposed to be?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tired-or-streess-out/15908850
Wondering if it's same Pamela we know? The phone # is different than the one I have.
Robbie1234
10-16-16, 18:53
Does anyone have any info on an Asian girl named Emily at the Lotus Massage in Birmingham?
What Pamela is this supposed to be?One from Green Massage last year and she moved to Hoover.
Does anyone have any info on an Asian girl named Emily at the Lotus Massage in Birmingham?Yes, got a good massage but that was it. Don't think her English was that good.
Going to be down for the race over the weekend.
Would like to find some action. From what I'm reading about your town, looks like things are very sparse.
Any intell on a decent AMP or BP girl worth the price of admission would be greatly appreciated.
PM for discretion.
P.S. Hit me up if you are ever up in Chicago north side, lots of different directions I could lead you.
Be safe.
Joe.
Going to be down for the race over the weekend.
Would like to find some action. From what I'm reading about your town, looks like things are very sparse.
Any intell on a decent AMP or BP girl worth the price of admission would be greatly appreciated.
PM for discretion.
P.S. Hit me up if you are ever up in Chicago north side, lots of different directions I could lead you.
Be safe.
Joe.Pm sent on Birmingham massage Intel.
Fairly new to the Birmingham area, and looking to trade some Intel, if anyone is interested. I've found a nice consistent spot in / around the Hoover area, if anyone is interested in sharing what they have.
Cocknballs
10-24-16, 15:28
I really pissed one off on my visit. I was caught in awful I65 traffic a d my back was hurting so I got off at Lakeshore to see if Panda was there since it's been years since my last visit. I pull in one car in lot Asian chick sitting outside. I figured I try it, massage was actually pretty damn good (maybe because I was tense and really needed) I did hour for 60 and got flip about 45 minutes. No teasing whatsoever. Washcloth laying on my juck, at one point fell off. She didn't mind that I was uncovered so I tried to get her to complete massage. She acted like she didn't understand. Got dressed and walked out, she gave me a cup of water I put my hand on front door.
She blurt out Teeps. I said I paid, she said no teep. I obviously didn't understand and left. I was chased to my vehicle. LOL.Damn, you fukkers are pretty hard ass, LOL. I thought I was pretty strict about tips wrt extras. Now yeah, there may be some history here I don't know about, but if the massage was "pretty damn good", I'd at least give the little gal something, 10 or so maybe. Just sayin.
Damn, you fukkers are pretty hard ass, LOL. I thought I was pretty strict about tips wrt extras. Now yeah, there may be some history here I don't know about, but if the massage was "pretty damn good", I'd at least give the little gal something, 10 or so maybe. Just sayin.Hi all! I'm a ghost from the past. I used to be way into the hobby but then life changes, etc. I still keep tabs b / c I'm interested in diving in again, however I digress. The reason I'm replying now is this.
I think I understand the series of events that took place here and would just like to give you a bit of my own experience. Any time I've gotten "extras" (and this is every time. Even tho it's been awhile), this has always been acknowledged and negotiated ahead of time! What's normally transpired is that I'm given a room to undress for the table shower. Regardless of there being towels in the room to "cover up", I never do. I'll sit there raw doggin' it until the lady returns. LE cannot (legally) get naked or show body parts so this lets them know right from Jump street that I am no threat.
Also, there will usually be a discussion about what I want and for how long. I'll always say an hour and before I hand over any cash I'll ask for "extras" or "full service". I also make it a point to have my disposable income in view or in hand at that point to further "emphasize" where I'm going. As I said, it has never failed to get me what I wanted, but. In the event of there being no action in the mix, it's a great time to walk before ANY money has changed hands!
I know a good, legitimate "massage therapist" I can go to for a rub down. If I'm going to an AMP, it's for something else entirely.
To OP, if you offered her a "teep" when she first mentioned it, would you have had time to negotiate a HE? I was wondering if it might have been a missed cue?
AlfredeNewman4
10-25-16, 16:04
Has anyone seen or heard from Charm lately?
If so, PM me if you have her contact info. Love to re-connect with her.
I thought I saw her working today and local resteraunt.
John Deuce
10-25-16, 20:01
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-magic-touch-fun-session-pretty-face-relaxing-time-best-service/15144726
She's been advertising for at least a month or so. Someone has to see her by now. Almost TGTBT.I keep seeing the ads but I didn't see any reviews on here (thought maybe I just missed them) so I was wondering the same.
Has anyone seen or heard from Charm lately?
If so, PM me if you have her contact info. Love to re-connect with her.
I thought I saw her working today and local resteraunt.I sent an email just to check on her, and she said she was ok. That's about all she offered as info.
Member #5609
10-26-16, 11:19
I've not been to an AMP with extras in ages, but, if I'm unconcerned with extras in Bham, which one has the most attractive ladies and possibly at least an ok massage?. Sometime I think I'd be ok with just a bit of "whatever" time and a nice warm table shower with a good lookin' Asian lady. My memory is good enough to just fill in the blanks when I get home LOL! So, who's the easiest on the eyes?
VeryTallRider
10-26-16, 16:51
I keep seeing the ads but I didn't see any reviews on here (thought maybe I just missed them) so I was wondering the same.The girl you will see is not the girl in the pics. Tattoos and saggy tits do not lie.
First post so be gentle here, but I'll be in Birmingham next week and I need to know if there's a decent AMP that offers HE? PM me if need be. Just don't want to waste time.
Hi all! I'm a ghost from the past. I used to be way into the hobby but then life changes, etc. I still keep tabs b / c I'm interested in diving in again, however I digress. The reason I'm replying now is this.
I think I understand the series of events that took place here and would just like to give you a bit of my own experience. Any time I've gotten "extras" (and this is every time. Even tho it's been awhile), this has always been acknowledged and negotiated ahead of time! What's normally transpired is that I'm given a room to undress for the table shower. Regardless of there being towels in the room to "cover up", I never do. I'll sit there raw doggin' it until the lady returns. LE cannot (legally) get naked or show body parts so this lets them know right from Jump street that I am no threat.
Also, there will usually be a discussion about what I want and for how long. I'll always say an hour and before I hand over any cash I'll ask for "extras" or "full service". I also make it a point to have my disposable income in view or in hand at that point to further "emphasize" where I'm going. As I said, it has never failed to get me what I wanted, but. In the event of there being no action in the mix, it's a great time to walk before ANY money has changed hands!
I know a good, legitimate "massage therapist" I can go to for a rub down. If I'm going to an AMP, it's for something else entirely.
To OP, if you offered her a "teep" when she first mentioned it, would you have had time to negotiate a HE? I was wondering if it might have been a missed cue?I'm usually never have problems negotiating extras, not just in Bama but anywhere I've visited for exception of a few. I've utilized most of everything you said is reasons why of success. Some places, including one mentioned has always been a tough place to negotiate. I can't stand when one demands a teep. I usually always leave a small tip for massage but when you tip five or ten for just massage, it's not good enough. I really hate to get teased and when you try to get them to finish, they grab your hand and try to put lotion in it. Then they still want a tip F. That.
First post so be gentle here, but I'll be in Birmingham next week and I need to know if there's a decent AMP that offers HE? PM me if need be. Just don't want to waste time.Birmingham is dry as far as they goes. Plenty of places to get massages but finding one that will give HE are vary rare right now.
First post so be gentle here, but I'll be in Birmingham next week and I need to know if there's a decent AMP that offers HE? PM me if need be. Just don't want to waste time.Too much LEO stunt work and political grand standing has shut most if not all it down. Drugs, violent crime, robberys? We'll assemble a task force. AMP rubs a guy's c* . Send in the SWAT team. The system works.
CountryBoi3575
10-28-16, 13:53
I'm usually never have problems negotiating extras, not just in Bama but anywhere I've visited for exception of a few. I've utilized most of everything you said is reasons why of success. Some places, including one mentioned has always been a tough place to negotiate. I can't stand when one demands a teep. I usually always leave a small tip for massage but when you tip five or ten for just massage, it's not good enough. I really hate to get teased and when you try to get them to finish, they grab your hand and try to put lotion in it. Then they still want a tip F. That.I concur when I visit a provider or massage parlor I don't plan on touching myself unless I have to pee I've never done diy at a parlor or with a provider and don't plan on it.
I'm usually never have problems negotiating extras, not just in Bama but anywhere I've visited for exception of a few. I've utilized most of everything you said is reasons why of success. Some places, including one mentioned has always been a tough place to negotiate. I can't stand when one demands a teep. I usually always leave a small tip for massage but when you tip five or ten for just massage, it's not good enough. I really hate to get teased and when you try to get them to finish, they grab your hand and try to put lotion in it. Then they still want a tip F. That.Yeah, it would appear that the scene has changed some, though I could argue, not entirely. However, an election year is always a bad erection year! :-p.
My main point I don't want to get lost though is that the more you can settle on in front, the less hurt feelings await you later. Doing what you can to make the provider as comfortable as possible is never a bad move. It's a delicate dance but it's not impossible, unless the place is just a straight up legit massage place. But I like to find that out first.
SpaTrucker
10-31-16, 11:55
I'm a trucker who passes through B'Ham every week, and have stopped a couple times at legit spas in the last two years. I have been teased and "allowed" to diy a few times, but not much else. I usually pass through on 65 and stop in the Pelham / Hoover area. I have always wondered why the local members on here don't talk much about Ocean or One Spa. I have been tempted to detour on one of my trips and stop by. Also, when an out of town or new member asked if there are any AMP's that offer "extras", neither of these places come up. All it takes is a look on Rubmap or other similar sites to see that these offer extras. What gives? Somebody please PM me with the inside scoop. Thanks.
SlumpBuster17
11-01-16, 08:14
Because those places are a given as to what's going to happen when you go there. Maybe people have wised up also and don't want to take a chance of getting their picture on the news.
I'm a trucker who passes through B'Ham every week, and have stopped a couple times at legit spas in the last two years. I have been teased and "allowed" to diy a few times, but not much else. I usually pass through on 65 and stop in the Pelham / Hoover area. I have always wondered why the local members on here don't talk much about Ocean or One Spa. I have been tempted to detour on one of my trips and stop by. Also, when an out of town or new member asked if there are any AMP's that offer "extras", neither of these places come up. All it takes is a look on Rubmap or other similar sites to see that these offer extras. What gives? Somebody please PM me with the inside scoop. Thanks.
Always wondered if those reviews were legit. Do you have to be a paying member to leave a review?
I'm a trucker who passes through B'Ham every week, and have stopped a couple times at legit spas in the last two years. I have been teased and "allowed" to diy a few times, but not much else. I usually pass through on 65 and stop in the Pelham / Hoover area. I have always wondered why the local members on here don't talk much about Ocean or One Spa. I have been tempted to detour on one of my trips and stop by. Also, when an out of town or new member asked if there are any AMP's that offer "extras", neither of these places come up. All it takes is a look on Rubmap or other similar sites to see that these offer extras. What gives? Somebody please PM me with the inside scoop. Thanks.
MammieJammer
11-02-16, 17:05
I'm a trucker who passes through B'Ham every week, and have stopped a couple times at legit spas in the last two years. I have been teased and "allowed" to diy a few times, but not much else. I usually pass through on 65 and stop in the Pelham / Hoover area. I have always wondered why the local members on here don't talk much about Ocean or One Spa. I have been tempted to detour on one of my trips and stop by. Also, when an out of town or new member asked if there are any AMP's that offer "extras", neither of these places come up. All it takes is a look on Rubmap or other similar sites to see that these offer extras. What gives? Somebody please PM me with the inside scoop. Thanks.Both of these bars share a mutual problem they are well known to local authorities but also the workers there are quite old and not very attractive it's very difficult to think about coughing up in excess of $200 counting the house fee for a full service situation with somebody that's middle to late fifties and looks like 9 miles of bad road. People keep trying these other Asian type spas there is a rash of that going on in Atlanta also where it appears to be more than it is but really it's not an AMP in the true sense of the word. However in Atlanta there still exists a number of really good spas that offer full-service situations with really pretty girls however they're not as cheap as they used to be. MJ.
MammieJammer
11-02-16, 17:12
Always wondered if those reviews were legit. Do you have to be a paying member to leave a review?Those reviews are in fact legit if I'm not mistaken I have at least one review on that site myself although it's quite old by now. And you don't have to be a paying member to leave a review I think they do require you to register but you're never hassled with any sort of emails or bothered about becoming a paid member, if there were more legitimate AMP locations it would almost be worth joining the site but those are pretty much an extinct animal in the state of Alabama. MJ.
SpaTrucker
11-06-16, 15:53
Always wondered if those reviews were legit. Do you have to be a paying member to leave a review?I think you do have to be a paying member to leave a review. You have to be a paying member to read the reviews. Some are helpful, but some are fake. Also, the members there are not as active as here. Some areas have more active members than others. It never hurts to have multiple sources for information.
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