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Double Nickle
03-30-09, 08:41
Strip club franchises are all over the US now, but Las Vegas is one of the few places you can see a traditional topless show. You know, like Radio City Music Hall but with bare boobies.

Double Nickle

Double Nickle
03-30-09, 10:16
When in Las Vegas by all means enjoy the celebutants and wannabees in their slutty nightclub dresses and the free drinks girls in the casinos in their retro cocktail waitress outfits; but consider also seeing a traditional topless show. The old time Vegas show had a stage the size of Texas, sets that would make Steven Spielberg jealous, and classic Vegas showgirls in numbers too great to count. You know, the girls with legs a mile long, tiny waists, big tits, a thousand watt smile. All this would be encased in tiny amounts of rhinestones and feathers. But mesh, glitter, and plumes were kept off of two circular areas on the chest, proudly showing off their mammary magnificence for the audience to feast their eyes upon to their heart's content. There are still a couple of this type of show left in Las Vegas. They are gradually being replaced, however, by shows on tiny stages with just a few performers and little or no sets. Let's hope both types of topless show survive. There are only a limited number of topless shows in Las Vegas. I believe the following is a complete list from when I was there a few seasons sgo:

1. JUBILEE, at Bally's, by Donn Arden. My half price ticket cost $50. This has been running for 28 years and is a real spectacular. There are many separate numbers. The sets of the Egyptian Temple and of the Titanic are incredible. Cher's designer Bob Mackie helped design the costumes for the hundred or so topless showgirls. Like most of the shows, not every scene is topless. And like many shows only the last showing is topless.
2. FOLIES BERGERE, at the Tropicana is the other old time topless spectacle left in Las Vegas. I think it has been running even longer than Jubilee. Two of the showgirls were posing for pictures during off hours in the casino. At 5 foot 7 inches, I was eye to bejewelled bra. The figure of 40 topless showgirls comes to mind. They were literally coming down from the ceiling. Lots of traditional favorites including a lively can-can.
3. CRAZY HORSE PARIS, at the MGM. This is a restyled show with fewer girls and minimalist sets. But boy can those girls dance. One unforgettable number is what a friend calls the storntroopers. They come out in lockstep, boots shaking the stage. They end up in nothing but tassels around their waists which shift to show glimpses of heaven. There are other good numbers but it is worth it for this one alone.
4. CRAZY GIRLS, at the Riviera. The sculpture on the outside of the casino has a line of topless babes in thongs presenting their butts to passerbys on the sidewalk. Go to the show to see this in the flesh instead of in bronze. No dou bt about it, these girls are hot. Photo op after.
5. FANTASY, at the Luxor. More really hot, athletic babes who can dance, dance, dance. Stay and buy a calendar featuring the girls and they will sign it and chat.
6. X-BURLESQUE, at the Flamingo. Although one of the older casinos, this show is not at all traditional. Except for having a regular schedule of shows, it is almost like a strip club. Some of the numbers are very hot. I especially liked the girl in the see through bathtub. Photo op after.
7. BITE, at the Stratosphere. I ran out of time to see this, but it apparently features sexy, topless female vampires.
8. ZUMANITY, at New York, New York. I ran out of time to see this as well. Of many Cirque du Soleil shows that have opened in Las Vegas, this is supposed to be the only adult one. I presume it is topless.
9. OOH LA LA, at Paris Las Vegas. I saved this one for last. All of the other topless shows that I saw intersperse the topless acts with male jugglers, gymnasts, comedians, whatever. This makes some sense, I suppose, because the audiences tend to be co-ed. But Ooh la la is all women. And what babes they are. One absolute sexpot wanders in and out of the acts in a hot french maid outfit. Each act is exquisitely sexy. More like this show please.

After getting all horned up watching one or more of these shows, I recommend heading out to a brothel, swingers club, happy ending massage parlor; or getting a streetwalker or escort up to your hotel room. Viva Las Vegas.

Double Nickle

Dbldowndon
03-30-09, 14:09
New topic! Sorry to say, Folies Bergere closed yesterday or the day before. It was a classic. Next trip, gotta see OOH LA LA, mai oui?

Elric
03-30-09, 17:02
8. ZUMANITY, at New York, New York. I ran out of time to see this as well. Of many Cirque du Soleil shows that have opened in Las Vegas, this is supposed to be the only adult one. I presume it is topless.
Double Nickle

Zumanity had a lot of gay action going on. I recommend against it.

Rileym
05-18-09, 14:51
Went to go see it at the Riv, not bad at all. Some great chest action and it was actually choreographed well. Have to admit, left the theater feeling impressed and randy. Which I assume is the point of the show in the first place.

Bob Zee 54
05-22-09, 09:24
I was pondering about the new Topless Show at Planet Hollywood (PEEPSHOW) and it seems like a good production with alot money spent to make it even more tantalizing, exciting type fairy tale especially with Mel. B and Kelly Monaco. Has anyone been to this show? And is the top dollar seat worth the money to get the best view? Any info would be helpful.

Straw
05-22-09, 16:39
I was pondering about the new Topless Show at Planet Hollywood (PEEPSHOW) and it seems like a good production with alot money spent to make it even more tantalizing, exciting type fairy tale especially with Mel. B and Kelly Monaco. Has anyone been to this show? And is the top dollar seat worth the money to get the best view? Any info would be helpful.

The girls are great looking. It is more of a burlesque show than the newer topless shows (such as Fantasy). The stars wear pasties all the time - but Mel B has a body from heaven.

I thought the show was boring and the music bland. I went both times on comps and the theater was around 60% full.

Bob Zee 54
05-27-09, 10:44
The girls are great looking. It is more of a burlesque show than the newer topless shows (such as Fantasy). The stars wear pasties all the time - but Mel B has a body from heaven.

I thought the show was boring and the music bland. I went both times on comps and the theater was around 60% full.Hey Straw,

Thanks for the review.

Seems I won't be going to spend the big bucks for the best seats although with Holly Madison joining the production it might be more enjoyable.

Thanks Again

Twah70
05-28-09, 05:55
I visited both these shows on my last trip to Vegas. I only had a $20 to tip for a seat at x-burlesque, but that got me front row center. This was an awesome show.

Went to Jubilee and it was kind of too much of a good thing. I thought the costumes were ridiculous instead of beautiful. There were tons of boobs around, which you think'd be a good thing, but you can't really enjoy any of them because there's so many. The sets were cool, but the whole thing felt dated to me.

Lots of pretty women, though.

Guy702
05-29-09, 11:00
Check out Bite at the Stratosphere. The premise is a little corny and contrived, but the hot girls and incredibly sexy dancing will quickly take your mind off of that. Pretty easy to get 2-for 1 tix as well. You just have to ask at the hotel front desk or look in those magazines they pass out all over town.

The Screws
09-21-09, 12:52
I am going to be in Lv for a few days alone, and wondering about seeing a show.

Any suggestions, i want something that might be worth being single.

thnks

TS

Daijiro
09-25-09, 23:50
I am going to be in Lv for a few days alone, and wondering about seeing a show.

Any suggestions, i want something that might be worth being single.

thnks

TS

I really enjoyed Peepshow at Planet Hollywood. Plus you can't beat seeing Holly Madison nude.

Double Nickle
10-06-09, 17:26
Put Las Vegas in your search engine and it won't take long to find a "complete list of topless shows." There are 14 shows on the list, but 5 appear to have only male performers. Some other person can watch these 5 to verify lack of topless females; I'm not going to do it. The other 9 are:

1. Bite
2. Crazy Girls
3. Fantasy
4. Jubilee
5. MGM Grand's Crazy Horse Paris
6. Peepshow
7. Sin City Bad Girls
8. Zumanity
9. X Burlesque

Last time I went to Vegas there were also 9 shows featuring topless females on the same list. But it has been updated with 2 shows added and 2 shows dropped. The dropped shows were Ooh La La, my personal favorite; and Folies Bergere, an old time spectacle with many many topless girls and vast sets.The added shows are Peepshow with Playboy Playmate Holly Madison, which has been reviewed here already; and Sin City Bad Girls.

The much lamented Ooh La La had an all female cast. None of the nine listed above do. And if I recall correctly, in most of the 9 male performers also get topless. The closest show now to the total femininity of Ooh La La is Sin City Bad Girls. The Sin City Band might include males, but it is wisely hidden from view. There is one unobtrusive male guitar player who keeps his shirt on. So virtually all you see is babes. Sin City Bad Girls is my personal favorite of the current shows. Next is Crazy Horse Paris. I recommend also seeing Jubilee for a look at what is the last old time topless spectacular before it becomes totally extinct.

Double Nickle

Double Nickle
10-12-09, 17:56
See Lorena Peril's Sin City Bad Girls now. Otherwise, if she gets any hotter she is liable to burn the Las Vegas Hilton to the ground. It is half a lifetime since we knew Bridget Bardot as the "sex kitten." This title should now be granted to Ms. Peril. But forget her innocent looks. She is as outrageously sexy as Mae West at her prime. Besides all that, she can sing. Boy can she sing. There is no better at belting out torchy numbers. She is up there with my other Las Vegas favorites Cher and Bette Midler. Only you can get a ticket for $44.45 (with the $10 off coupon on the flyer) rather than $250.00. And the dancers backing up Cher and Bette don't go topless like the 7 babes performing with Lorena.

Each number is a different turn-on. The stripping secretaries are hot. I liked the number with the girls partially clad in black leather. Cowgirls are a popular theme. In one number they bring up a regular guy from the audience, obviously not a ringer, and they actually tie the poor schmuck up. Funny, though, he didn't seem to mind. The little retro outfits are cute and sexy. The near nude blonde balancing another with her hands and feet was a sight to behold. The skit in the little schoolgirl outfits was so erotic I needed to change my shorts. Hopefully this show will stay for a while because I would dearly love to see it again.

Double Nickle

The Screws
10-13-09, 14:26
See Lorena Peril's Sin City Bad Girls now. Otherwise, if she gets any hotter she is liable to burn the Las Vegas Hilton to the ground. It is half a lifetime since we knew Bridget Bardot as the "sex kitten." This title should now be granted to Ms. Peril. But forget her innocent looks. She is as outrageously sexy as Mae West at her prime. Besides all that, she can sing. Boy can she sing. There is no better at belting out torchy numbers. She is up there with my other Las Vegas favorites Cher and Bette Midler. Only you can get a ticket for $44.45 (with the $10 off coupon on the flyer) rather than $250.00. And the dancers backing up Cher and Bette don't go topless like the 7 babes performing with Lorena.

Each number is a different turn-on. The stripping secretaries are hot. I liked the number with the girls partially clad in black leather. Cowgirls are a popular theme. In one number they bring up a regular guy from the audience, obviously not a ringer, and they actually tie the poor schmuck up. Funny, though, he didn't seem to mind. The little retro outfits are cute and sexy. The near nude blonde balancing another with her hands and feet was a sight to behold. The skit in the little schoolgirl outfits was so erotic I needed to change my shorts. Hopefully this show will stay for a while because I would dearly love to see it again.

Double Nickle

Now that is a great post.....hope all you guys appreciate this as much as i did.......55 you keep on posting.....the king has spoke.

Bob Zee 54
10-14-09, 09:48
See Lorena Peril's Sin City Bad Girls now. Otherwise, if she gets any hotter she is liable to burn the Las Vegas Hilton to the ground. It is half a lifetime since we knew Bridget Bardot as the "sex kitten." This title should now be granted to Ms. Peril. But forget her innocent looks. She is as outrageously sexy as Mae West at her prime. Besides all that, she can sing. Boy can she sing. There is no better at belting out torchy numbers. She is up there with my other Las Vegas favorites Cher and Bette Midler. Only you can get a ticket for $44.45 (with the $10 off coupon on the flyer) rather than $250.00. And the dancers backing up Cher and Bette don't go topless like the 7 babes performing with Lorena.

Each number is a different turn-on. The stripping secretaries are hot. I liked the number with the girls partially clad in black leather. Cowgirls are a popular theme. In one number they bring up a regular guy from the audience, obviously not a ringer, and they actually tie the poor schmuck up. Funny, though, he didn't seem to mind. The little retro outfits are cute and sexy. The near nude blonde balancing another with her hands and feet was a sight to behold. The skit in the little schoolgirl outfits was so erotic I needed to change my shorts. Hopefully this show will stay for a while because I would dearly love to see it again.

Double NickleDouble Nickle is right on about Lorena, she's a great performer/singer went to the show and was greatly surprized at her performance. I also seen her in the superstars at the stratosphere as Christina. She is sexy on stage but like she said if you want to see her topless you'll have to pay alot honey, which I thought was funny and showed not only can she sing/dance but has a sense of humor. The show was great! The music Ok, dancers all "hot" looking with plenty of eye contact and I almost fell in love with Lorena but thats my fantasy and I won't go their. If you get the chance go to the show at the Hilton- Go! And as usual Double Nickle has come through again with a great post (Thanks Dbl Nick)

Cameltopian
10-24-09, 17:37
Enjoy a great show!

LiquorPoker
11-09-09, 06:02
Just adding my $0.02 worth. and, perhaps, testing to see if quoting multiple posts in one reply is possible.


I really enjoyed Peepshow at Planet Hollywood. Plus you can't beat seeing Holly Madison nude.I have not yet seen the show but have heard from those who have. Unlike I imagined it might be, reports are Peepshow is not a "cheesy" show. Bonus: as the female half of a couple who were recent customers of mine said, "Holly has the most beautiful breasts in the world! ".

I saw Fantasy at Luxor several months ago. The girls were hot. The comedian was not. But, in fairness, how could a comedian hope to captivate the minds of those who where there to see hot, topless girls? ! Since I saw it I've read that the lead dancer (with whom I was most smitten) has left the show. (Political BS stuff.)


I am going to be in Lv for a few days alone, and wondering about seeing a show.

Any suggestions, I want something that might be worth being single.

Thnks

TSWow, now that's generic! My only reply would be: in the future please add more specificity with your requests. What are your likes and interests? Being alone and single has little to do with anything for purposes of show reviews.


I visited both these shows on my last trip to Vegas. I only had a $20 to tip for a seat at x-burlesque, but that got me front row center. This was an awesome show.

Went to Jubilee and it was kind of too much of a good thing. I thought the costumes were ridiculous instead of beautiful. There were tons of boobs around, which you think'd be a good thing, but you can't really enjoy any of them because there's so many. The sets were cool, but the whole thing felt dated to me.

Lots of pretty women, though.I am going to defend Jubilee if only for one reason: it is THE last of its kind. Follies Bergere at the Tropicana was the only other "old time Vegas" show. But it has closed.

Sure, it's tacky with ridiculous costumes, tons of boobs, and is dated. But being "dated" is what makes it important to see!

Jubilee is the ONLY "what all Vegas shows used to be" show left in existence. See it before it, too, like so many other things Las Vegas, is gone forever.

Gigabyte40
11-20-09, 21:41
I saw Peepshow at Planet Hollwood on November 17.

I thought it was the cheesiest, worst cheap show I've seen in a while.

The singing was terrible, the acting and dancing were terrible.

But, yes, I did see lots of tits and half naked women.

If you decide to see this show, purchase the cheapest tickets you can find. (I think the price at "Half-Price" ticket agency was about $49).

If the theater is not full when you attend, you will be allowed to move into better seats 1 minute before the show starts. Just keep your eye on a good empty seat then go for it.

Twah70
03-05-10, 18:19
Went to Fantasy last night. Great show. Lots of hot girls and some good musical numbers. Would recommend.

Velasco
06-03-10, 23:54
Was recently in Vegas and checked out a couple of topless shows, both start between 9 and 10 pm and both shows have women that are absolutely beautiful and stunning. Both shows also have comedians that perform in the intermission.

The X- Burlesque is at the Flamingo and I thought it was pretty good. I thought the word "Burlesque" would mean the ladies had a little more meat on their bones but they were all skinny and lean. The waitstaff walks around and gets you drinks. I enjoyed it, and after the show you can get pictures with the dancers for $5 or so.

Crazy Girls is at the Riviera. It was much better than X- Burlesque. The quality of the dancing is much better, and they do several old showtune numbers that I thought were great too. Unfortunately, there is no waitstaff in the auditorium and you have to go outside to get drinks. You can also get photos with the dancers after the show, as well as T shirts and a DVD of the show. I got a T shirt that I can only use as pajamas and even then, only as long as I am single.

Lord Vitus
06-04-10, 21:05
When I was last in Las Vegas three years ago on my last night I decided to see a show, I was thinking of Zumanity but the old lady at the hotel's show desk talked me into going to Fashionistas instead. It was hilarious she got all fidgety and excited describing the show to me, so I took her advice and was glad I did. It was at the Empire Ballroom and it was amazing, it wasn't nude but it was very close! Loved the choreography and hot girls hanging from the ceilings via bedsheets, and lots of good music. There is a trailer for the show on youtube if you search for it, I understand they have closed down the show now. What a shame. There was a hot redhead in it that I was totally infatuated with for months afterwards, I'm hitting Vegas again soon and hope to find a show thats equally exciting.

Rufour69
10-16-10, 01:14
Double Nickle is right on about Lorena, she's a great performer/singer went to the show and was greatly surprized at her performance. I also seen her in the superstars at the stratosphere as Christina. She is sexy on stage but like she said if you want to see her topless you'll have to pay alot honey, which I thought was funny and showed not only can she sing/dance but has a sense of humor. The show was great! The music Ok, dancers all "hot" looking with plenty of eye contact and I almost fell in love with Lorena but thats my fantasy and I won't go their. If you get the chance go to the show at the Hilton- Go! And as usual Double Nickle has come through again with a great post (Thanks Dbl Nick)Lorena is now with the fantasy showgirls at the Luxor and from my earlier quote as Bob Zee since my user name and passowrd and even my email was lost I went and seen her show and as usual Lorena was fantastic and the girls dancing all was "HOT" "SEXY" and Playful I even got the mess my hair treatment from Lorena herself and Savored every second, Maybe I've become obessed with her but thats me and maybe you too could have a fun time if you go to the show. You can get half price tickets to the show at any 1/2 price ticket outlet for $27 instead of $55 which is a bargin when it comes to the best topless show on the strip and Lorena is great!

Cameltopian
12-26-10, 14:55
Agreed completely Lorea is outstanding in so many ways. The talented cast also share their assets, dance, silks, acting with the crowd in a great show. <3 Ms. England!

Highly recommended show to see.

*Prayers to family and friends and hope a safe return to the missing Fantasy dancer. .


Lorena is now with the fantasy showgirls at the Luxor and from my earlier quote as Bob Zee since my user name and passowrd and even my email was lost I went and seen her show and as usual Lorena was fantastic and the girls dancing all was "HOT" "SEXY" and Playful I even got the mess my hair treatment from Lorena herself and Savored every second, Maybe I've become obessed with her but thats me and maybe you too could have a fun time if you go to the show. You can get half price tickets to the show at any 1/2 price ticket outlet for $27 instead of $55 which is a bargin when it comes to the best topless show on the strip and Lorena is great!

Atticusct
01-16-11, 05:53
Saw Zumanity this weekend at NYNY. This is a fun show and worth the Buy 1 Get 1. The girls are topless and doing nasty things. There is a part of the show which examines male sexuality, so if you're squeamish, don't see it. But the Asian fishbowl is probably one of my favorite scenes.

Dj Platinum
03-05-11, 02:16
I checked out Matsuri at Imperial Palace and I was stunned by this tall (about 5'-8") , slim, pretty looking Japanese chick was one of the dancers. She had a natural B+ and it would be a dream to ponder for some pounding.

Any 411 on her? Couldn't take any pics in there, bummers.

DJP

Member #4558
09-20-11, 15:13
Adding a report that is not worth anything. Just so I don't have to see that name on the screen.

Dj Platinum
10-04-11, 12:47
Fantasy at Luxor is a continuation of old Midnight Fantasy.

I've seen it many times and there are lots of boobies to go around.

Lineup have changed but with similar boobies.

DJP

Member #4558
12-02-11, 18:32
Adding a report that is not worth anything. Just so I don't have to see that name on the screen.Yep kill the fucktard

Bamadawg
12-12-11, 01:41
Used my two for one coupon to get my 21 yo son and me seats three rows back of the floor table seats at the Sat 10 PM show. Really nice view of a great collection of Funbags, mostly B's with some C's and one D cup. The Samson & Deliliah skit was more erotic then I though this show would go but still mild R at the best. I mostly want to see the show as this is a dying breed and could be extinct along with the $3 single deck BJ, curse you Steve Wynn.

BD

Uncle Bama
01-17-12, 03:14
Peep Show at PH is a great show featuring Holly Madison. It's a strip tease spectacular. Best part is the naked women and lots of boobs.

MasterJedi
06-09-13, 20:38
Used my two for one coupon to get my 21 yo son and me seats three rows back of the floor table seats at the Sat 10 PM show. Really nice view of a great collection of Funbags, mostly B's with some C's and one D cup. The Samson & Deliliah skit was more erotic then I though this show would go but still mild R at the best. I mostly want to see the show as this is a dying breed and could be extinct along with the $3 single deck BJ, curse you Steve Wynn.

BDI know what you mean. I've seen it at least few times and most of them have natural B's, just few of them had C's or larger. I guess they have to be trim and can't get fatter to get bigger boobies. 2 for 1 price is $95 or $120 for two people. I was just there 2 weeks ago.

Zimbler
07-06-13, 19:05
Lorena is now with the fantasy showgirls at the Luxor and from my earlier quote as Bob Zee since my user name and passowrd and even my email was lost I went and seen her show and as usual Lorena was fantastic and the girls dancing all was "HOT" "SEXY" and Playful I even got the mess my hair treatment from Lorena herself and Savored every second, Maybe I've become obessed with her but thats me and maybe you too could have a fun time if you go to the show. You can get half price tickets to the show at any 1/2 price ticket outlet for $27 instead of $55 which is a bargin when it comes to the best topless show on the strip and Lorena is great!I know the post I'm quoting is 3 years old, but I just wanted to give an update. Lorena, the host of the topless Fantasy show at Luxor, is leaving the show this fall. She's going to be joining her husband on a global tour of the show "Grease"

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MasterJedi
08-29-13, 08:25
Soolin is cutest dancer in Fantasy show IMO.