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Orlando J
02-08-09, 00:05
I created this thread as a quick stop with answers to local frequently asked questions. It is not only for visitors, newbees ... etc. Though visitors and newbees can know answers to common questions like:
Where they can find women and sexy spots in Orlando? Not only I included street names but I also included maps so they can easily drive.
I created it based on my own personal experience if I am visiting a new city all what I need is where to find women. If I am visiting Orlando and locals told me "go to OBT" that's not enough. It's also embrassing to drive and ask the public where is OBT. The public will probably respond "Where in OBT" or "What are you looking for?". I had a similar situation when I visited a city for my first time. I read the local forum for the city I am about to visit. The local members wrote about X area and Y street. I thought X area or Y street are easy to find. While in the city I asked the locals some did not know this X area and asked me where would you like to go? Then, if I say Y street they told me it's a long one. After driving around in this long street I found all the action is in a portion of it.
Other frequently asked questions like:
- When, where, how, ... to find women can also be included in the thread.

Orlando J
02-08-09, 00:16
Click on these Links:
- http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=N+Orange+Blossom+Trail+%26+W+Colonial+Dr,+Orlando,+Orange,+Florida&daddr=Orange+Blossom+Trl+%26+holden+rd+to:Orange+Blossom+Trl+%26+Americana+Blvd+to:4855+S+Orange+Blossom+Trl+Orlando,+FL+32839+to:Orange+Blossom+TRl+%26+Oakridge+rd+to:S+Orange+Blossom+Trail+%26+Sand+Lake+Rd,+Orlando,+Orange,+Florida+32809+to:S+Orange+Blossom+Trail+%26+W+Landstreet+Rd,+Orlando,+Orange,+Florida+32809&hl=en&geocode=%3B%3B%3B%3BFQzNsgEdd_sl-yGJzIKXpKq34g%3B%3B&mra=pe&mrcr=4,5&sll=28.494463,-81.399609&sspn=0.151772,0.307617&ie=UTF8&t=h&z=12

-http://maps.live.com/default.aspx?v=2&rtp=pos.28.5529418910191_-81.395568753629_N%20Orange%20Blossom%20Trl%20%26%20W%20Colonial%20Dr%2C%20Orlando%2C%20FL%2032805__~pos.28.5026833498813_-81.396853320281_S%20Orange%20Blossom%20Trl%20%26%2040th%20St%2C%20Orlando%2C%20FL%2032839__~pos.28.4944324813639_-81.396853320281_S%20Orange%20Blossom%20Trl%20%26%20W%20Holden%20Ave%2C%20Orlando%2C%20FL%2032839__~pos.28.48421_-81.39676_S%20Orange%20Blossom%20Trl%20%26%20Americana%20Blvd%2C%20Orlando%2C%20FL%2032839__~pos.28.47258_-81.39665_S%20Orange%20Blossom%20Trl%20%26%20W%20Oak%20Ridge%20Rd%2C%20Pine%20Castle%2C%20FL%2032839__~pos.28.4652231773783_-81.396771358011_S%20Orange%20Blossom%20Trl%20%26%20W%20Lancaster%20Rd%2C%20Orlando%2C%20FL%2032809__~pos.28.450265_-81.400875_S%20Orange%20Blossom%20Trl%20%26%20Sand%20Lake%20Rd%2C%20Orlando%2C%20FL%2032801__~pos.28.4360104582982_-81.4045850944215_S%20Orange%20Blossom%20Trl%20%26%20W%20Landstreet%20Rd%2C%20Orlando%2C%20FL%2032809__&rtop=0~0~0&encType=1

Start/End address: N Orange Blossom Trail & W Colonial Dr Orlando, FL
End/Start address: S Orange Blossom Trail & W Landstreet Rd Orlando, FL 32809

Start/Arrive at: N Orange Blossom Trail & W Colonial Dr Orlando, FL

1. Head south on N Orange Blossom Trail/US-17/US-441/US-92 toward W Concord St Continue to follow N Orange Blossom Trail - 4.1 mi

Arrive at: S Orange Blossom Trail & W Holden Ave Orlando, FL 32839

2. Head south on S Orange Blossom Trail/US-17/US-441/US-92 toward W Holden Ave - 0.7 mi

Arrive at: S Orange Blossom Trail & Americana Blvd Orlando, FL 32839

3. Head north on S Orange Blossom Trail/US-17/US-441/US-92 toward Pickerel Circle Destination will be on the right - 0.6 mi

Arrive at: 4855 S Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32839

4. Head north on S Orange Blossom Trail/US-17/US-441/US-92 toward W Holden Ave Destination will be on the left - 0.1 mi

Arrive at: Bank of America: South Orange Blossom Trail 4640 S Orange Blossom Trl Orlando, FL 32839

5. Head south on S Orange Blossom Trail/US-17/US-441/US-92 toward W Holden Ave - 3.1 mi
6. Make a U-turn at W Sand Lake Rd/SR-482/SR-528A - 144 ft

Arrive/Start at: S Orange Blossom Trail & Sand Lake Rd Orlando, FL 32809

7. Head west on W Sand Lake Rd/SR-482/SR-528A toward S Orange Blossom Trail/US-17/US-441/US-92 - 69 ft
8. Turn left at S Orange Blossom Trail/US-17/US-441/US-92 - 1.0 mi

Arrive/Start at: S Orange Blossom Trail & W Landstreet Rd Orlando, FL 32809

Yellow Train
11-12-10, 16:07
Hi, newb here, looking for some answers.

How should one talk on the phone when calling a provider? (what am I supposed to say?)

Vino 7373
11-12-10, 22:00
Hi, newb here, looking for some answers.

How should one talk on the phone when calling a provider? (what am I supposed to say?) Here is a valuable web site link for you:

http://sex.perkel.com/escort/index.htm

You'll find lots of useful info there.

Yellow Train
11-13-10, 12:34
Here is a valuable web site link for you:

http://sex.perkel.com/escort/index.htm

You'll find lots of useful info there. Thanks Vino, you've been most helpful.

That was a good read but it mainly talked about calling an agency which I think is a little diffrent than calling a provider directly, no?

Also another question: Is the dream over once you pop? Even though there's still time left?

Smielyswim
11-28-10, 11:25
Hey was wondering if anyone would have link to police reports for Orange county or for Orlando? Figured would check to see if reason not seen my reliable dreams was because they are temporarily indisposed at the moment LOL.

Rbw2001
11-28-10, 14:00
Hey was wondering if anyone would have link to police reports for Orange county or for Orlando? Figured would check to see if reason not seen my reliable dreams was because they are temporarily indisposed at the moment LOL.Try this http://www.orlandosentinel2.com/data/arrests/mug_shots/index.php

Smielyswim
11-29-10, 02:30
Try this http://www.orlandosentinel2.com/data/arrests/mug_shots/index.phpI have that one but was wondering if anyone had the link that you could bring up the police report with all the information.

Hairball
11-29-10, 09:11
Hey was wondering if anyone would have link to police reports for Orange county or for Orlando? Figured would check to see if reason not seen my reliable dreams was because they are temporarily indisposed at the moment LOL.You can also go to www.floridamugshots.us And go to your favorite county.

Orlando J
12-16-10, 03:27
It's been a wile since I posted.

Laws are different than EU or Canada. Playing safe requires knowledge of these laws. Definitely under current laws prostitution is illegal, with few exceptions in some places not in Flordia.

Here is how it might go:

You: Hi, I've not used your service before and I'd like some information.

Girl (s) : Sure what would you like to know? (after all, they don't know you yet!)

You: Just general information. What do you charge? (there's nothing wrong to ask charges after all they are a business)

Girl (s) : (watch the wording here) lingerie modeling, dancing, massage, full body massage etc. Some might say such $$ and such $$ for full services (I think that's the best for both of us so you would be prepaired and she knows what to expect $$ after all they are offering service (s)

You: you can ask 1 full hr or up to an hour (Up to an hour means once you cum she leaves)

Also watch if they say agency fee or all inclusive. Or girls accept tips for extra. Girls work on tips.

You: Can you tell me more about yourself how do you look like?

Other fair questions.

(for an agency) who is available tonight? Or I'm looking for;

Tall / short / petite / large / slim.

Blonde / brunette / redhead.

Asian / hispanic / white.

Young / old.

You can also say something like hot passionate (normally for loud girls if the operator understands!)

How soon can you be here? Where are you? Not exactly but rather where about?

DO NOT ask;

Will I get laid? Does she do greek? Can I cum twice? No sexual acts or activities! Where exactly are you?

The girl / agency do not know you as well as you do not know them

Orlando J
02-27-11, 16:47
I know this might not be the best thread however we get these questions all the time;

http://www.youtube.com/user/FlexYourRights

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

Salsa2005
04-04-11, 18:53
Hello,

I replied to someone on CL offering massage services in the NSA section. She quoted me $125 / hour. Given this price what can reasonably be expected from this massage? At what point should I clarify this?

Salsa2005

Heaven Elise
09-11-11, 04:30
Can anyone message me names of private boards in Florida for providers to post and get reviews besides this one?

Are there any on the east coast like they have here on the west coast?

HomerSimp
07-22-12, 05:40
Is there a specific formula for becoming a SM? Looks like it's a very beneficial status to acquire.

Vino 7373
07-22-12, 15:09
Is there a specific formula for becoming a SM? Looks like it's a very beneficial status to acquire.Regular Members are automatically upgraded to Senior Member when they have been a Forum Member for 6 months AND have posted 25 or more reports.

This is straight from Jackson. Also, when you become a SM, your posts go out immediately. You can also delete or edit a post that has already gone out if you do it within an hour. Good luck HS.

FoxDog
08-16-13, 07:17
Hi guys.

Visiting from the UK and would like some advice. I have been reading lots of the threads so understand what Leo is and that you have to be careful in the Kissimmee area. So I was going to visit one of the Asian spa's on Backpage.

They advertise prices I guess this is just the massage cost.

I see you lay a tip down when you pay the massage fee. This is where I am not sure how much and what I get for my money?

If you could answer this I would be grateful and also recommend a spa Disney side of Orlando.

FoxDog
08-17-13, 07:22
Hi guys.

Visiting from the UK and would like some advice. I have been reading lots of the threads so understand what Leo is and that you have to be careful in the Kissimmee area. So I was going to visit one of the Asian spa's on Backpage.

They advertise prices I guess this is just the massage cost.

I see you lay a tip down when you pay the massage fee. This is where I am not sure how much and what I get for my money?

If you could answer this I would be grateful and also recommend a spa Disney side of Orlando.Have I posted this in the wrong area or if I have asked an inappropriate question I apologies I am just visiting and don't know the do's and don't s.

Sex Xes
08-20-13, 07:24
Have I posted this in the wrong area or if I have asked an inappropriate question I apologies I am just visiting and don't know the do's and don't s.You pay the door fee usually $60-80. You can expect to tip $40 for a typical happy ending. The tip goes up depending on the amount of clothing removed and the type of service offered.

Eroniatele
06-27-14, 17:14
Hey guys, new here and was wondering what's the best way to do a search for someone? Any link to a thread for beginners to the site?

Thanks.

Camera3
06-28-14, 11:11
You will find lots of good intel here shared by a good group of guys and even some SP's. Depending on what kind of people you are hoping to find and what you want out of those relationships, start by reading a few weeks of posts in that area. If street walkers interested you then read a few pages of posts. That will give you the lay of the land. Have a date or two and share reviews similar to others you see here.

We look forward to reading your dreams.

C3.


Hey guys, new here and was wondering what's the best way to do a search for someone? Any link to a thread for beginners to the site?

Thanks.

ToxicHeir
07-06-14, 21:49
Hey guys I'm new to this scene / hobby and was curious if you guys leave tips after a session? If so how much do you guys normally drop?

Camera3
07-07-14, 07:58
TH,

Welcome to our little neighborhood. I look forward to seeing you become active as you settle in.

This is a fantastic question and I sure hope we get lots of opinions.

As for me and tipping, sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

If a SP and I have agreed upon a donation amount then, no, I usually don't tip. But I also don't haggle on the donation. If I think it is too much then I just bow out. I have tipped on service I felt was really stellar and really cheap.

I will tip a SW, especially if she really rings my bell. My thought there is, I do haggle price and reward value.

If a SP offers a discount (remember, I don't ever ask for a discount) then I will usually tip her back up to near where she started before the discount.

This is just the way I see things. I look forward to other opinions.

C3.


Hey guys I'm new to this scene / hobby and was curious if you guys leave tips after a session? If so how much do you guys normally drop?

Jesse54
07-07-14, 10:30
TH,

Welcome to our little neighborhood. I look forward to seeing you become active as you settle in.

This is a fantastic question and I sure hope we get lots of opinions.

As for me and tipping, sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

If a SP and I have agreed upon a donation amount then, no, I usually don't tip. But I also don't haggle on the donation. If I think it is too much then I just bow out. I have tipped on service I felt was really stellar and really cheap.

I will tip a SW, especially if she really rings my bell. My thought there is, I do haggle price and reward value.

If a SP offers a discount (remember, I don't ever ask for a discount) then I will usually tip her back up to near where she started before the discount.

This is just the way I see things. I look forward to other opinions.

C3.Tips are a good thing and C3 you are spot on again. Part of tipping depends on what is available in my play coin account. I decide ahead of time with some and include the tip in with the donation. A few months ago I treated myself to a model who requests $$$ yes three big benji's. She normally will offer a discount to $$. 5. For some reason I asked got the $. 8 deal. I put $$. 2 in her gift bag along with trinkets worth maybe. 2. So really she got close to her regular rate with me not feeling like a tightwad. A UTR that I have seen twice requests a grant for FS. First visit I gave that plus a Jackson. Second visit all I had with me was a grant, she was happy to make me happy. Like any service industry if you are happy with what you get leave something. If you repeat I think it helps on the return dream. I know most will say do not hurt others driving the market up. Bottom line is good attitude, service will almost always get a tip from me. Be it dining out (no pun intended), SW,BP, Eros. If I have spare coins leave happy I want a model to know I appreciate her putting up with me. Just my. 02. Cheers J54.

JackRPerez1
07-07-14, 10:37
Well I agree on tipping if the SP did a great job. I never mention giving a tip because they tend to get mad because to them they deserved it. I rather it be something that is deserved and unexpected. I dream mostly in the SW scene so negotiation is the key for me. After all is said and done that extra 5-15 coin I had hidden may show itself. If I'm rushed in anyway or SP complains about any of my request it's all flat rate. There's only been one SW that I meet that deserved more than I gave her but she treated me like her BF.


TH,

Welcome to our little neighborhood. I look forward to seeing you become active as you settle in.

This is a fantastic question and I sure hope we get lots of opinions.

As for me and tipping, sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

If a SP and I have agreed upon a donation amount then, no, I usually don't tip. But I also don't haggle on the donation. If I think it is too much then I just bow out. I have tipped on service I felt was really stellar and really cheap.

I will tip a SW, especially if she really rings my bell. My thought there is, I do haggle price and reward value.

If a SP offers a discount (remember, I don't ever ask for a discount) then I will usually tip her back up to near where she started before the discount.

This is just the way I see things. I look forward to other opinions.

C3.

PaigeSweetStuf
07-07-14, 11:03
C3,

I think your post is pretty accurate.

I never expect extra roses but they are a nice surprise. The asked amount is what I feel is fair so I am happy upon receiving that. There is never an upwell on my end, those are completely unfair. Sometimes extra is offered for something extra but that something agreed upon if the monger offers. I will or will not od something based upon the agreed amount. My reviews are quite accurate in restrictions and the way dreams happen so this does not happen often. The amount does not change boundaries for me, might get you an extra cup of coffee but not change my limits.

I agree about the SW comment. You never know what you are getting there. Start lower but if meets or exceeds expectations help the girl out.

As far as discounts usually they are never given on a first dream but I am accommodative to those I feel comfortable with in later ones.

Stay safe all.

Xoxo.

Paige.


TH,

Welcome to our little neighborhood. I look forward to seeing you become active as you settle in.

This is a fantastic question and I sure hope we get lots of opinions.

As for me and tipping, sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

If a SP and I have agreed upon a donation amount then, no, I usually don't tip. But I also don't haggle on the donation. If I think it is too much then I just bow out. I have tipped on service I felt was really stellar and really cheap.

I will tip a SW, especially if she really rings my bell. My thought there is, I do haggle price and reward value.

If a SP offers a discount (remember, I don't ever ask for a discount) then I will usually tip her back up to near where she started before the discount.

This is just the way I see things. I look forward to other opinions.

C3.

SmokingNut85
11-07-14, 23:43
Could anyone send me some names of some providers who do full pse? Would be much appreciated.

KingCote301
12-02-14, 18:52
As a newbie, I always find myself searching for a review of someone that is posted here in the forums. My question is. Does anyone have any tips or techniques that they will use to find a review they are looking for? Do you start with a name? Phone Number? Some text from the link?

Just curious how some of the senior members go about searching for this information and thought this was a good forum to post the question in.

Camera3
12-02-14, 19:16
Rule #1.

Come to grips with the fact that 50% of the populations controls 100% of the pussy. There is no free pussy. It all costs.

Rule #2.

RTFF, and if you don't know what that means click the "Abbreviations" tab at the top and learn. Read this thread, read the "Escort Classified Ads" thread and take notes. Go back at least a month and look for trends. Go back six months and be amazed. Read the various review threads. Again, go back a month and look for trends and learn who you can trust and who is full of shit. Take notes, but not in such a way that your significant other or even perfect strangers might find them and learn your new dirty little secret. Learn how guys and girls act on dates. Learn about the appropriate ways to think including things to say and not say. Learn about donation structures and decide your own limits.

Rule #3.

Learn to use Google! To search for reviews on phone numbers and pictures. Learn to use TinEye and Google! Picture search to look for fake pics. I know, I know, we are all shocked that some ladies would use someone elses' pics. Do they not think we might notice?

Rule #4.

Make a list and then make a call. Many guys in the hobby will create a list of four, five, six or more ladies he might be interested in because it is unlikely the first choice will answer or be available or be interested in you. Your mama taught you not to put all your eggs in one basket. So, with all this stuff you learned in Rule #2 make a date with someone very safe.

Rule #5.

Write reviews. You will have good experiences, you will have bad experiences, you will get ripped off, you will be scammed and you will learn. Share what you have learned.

This is a great hobby, far better than saving stamps.

C3.

Camera3
01-06-15, 21:53
If the lady has advertised anywhere her phone is her life line. If she ever changes it she will be starting from scratch. If she has been reviewed it is likely the reviewer included her digits. Next, Google search photos. If the lady has advertised here search the whole city for her name. Before trusting any review run a check on the guy writing the review. Shocking, I know, but some guys have their own agenda. You will soon learn who you can trust and who is just full of shit.

C3.


As a newbie, I always find myself searching for a review of someone that is posted here in the forums. My question is. Does anyone have any tips or techniques that they will use to find a review they are looking for? Do you start with a name? Phone Number? Some text from the link?

Just curious how some of the senior members go about searching for this information and thought this was a good forum to post the question in.

Camera3
02-18-15, 20:07
Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.

Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across the state.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.

Always up for a good laugh, but there is so much truth in this.

C3.

Thestic
02-18-15, 20:22
Thanks for the laugh!


Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.

Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across the state.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.

Always up for a good laugh, but there is so much truth in this.

C3.

Srw211
02-18-15, 20:37
Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.

Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across the state.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.

Always up for a good laugh, but there is so much truth in this.

C3.You are spot on, funny but oh so true!

Sillyolman
02-18-15, 21:24
Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.

Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across the state.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.

Always up for a good laugh, but there is so much truth in this.

C3.Excellent call sir C3.

Camera3
03-17-15, 09:52
What follows is a quote from a post by HotBrittley, one of "O"Town's service providers. It is her comments on protocol and also some of the stupid stuff guys in the hobby say and do. It should be must reading for anyone wanting to get into the hobby.

Play safe,

C3.

F. why. I.

Hey guys. Hottbrittney here, been about 4 weeks since I've been on this board. The good things are I've met a lot of really nice, genuine men. You know who you are. Your the guys that send a text and introduce yourself. With a name (might not be your real name, but a name I can associate with). Your the guys that say they want a (Hour, half hour, etc.). Your the guys that say are you available? And then wait til I can give you an answer. (I try to respond within 10 minutes). Your the guys that when I say to text me when your at my location, you actually do. Your the guys that when coming into my hotel room put the donation on a table. Your the guys that we have an awesome time together. And I Appreciate You All!

The bad and you guys also know who you are. Your the guys that when texting me a first time say "wass supp " . You do anal? Your the guys that when I give them my location say. * I hope your ready for a good fucking. Your the guys that don't show up. Your the guys that when you come into my hotel and say here's the 60 for my be J. And your the guys that don't even meet me and post bogus things because I wouldn't do what you tried to force me to do. So. Yes I'm not perfect. I try to keep my scheduled appointments. But shit happens. Some guys are late. Some are early. So its a snowball effect. I really do love what I do. But really wish some of the "newbies" were a little more educated on the proper way to "dream ".

Now that I've got that off my chest. I look forward to meeting you and making some dreams come true. Hottbrittney.

MoreMike147
03-17-15, 17:00
Excellent call sir C3.C3 - you need to write a book of all your experience.

This last post had me in tears.

- mike.

Camera3
04-02-15, 09:15
To anyone in this hobby who knowingly is breaking the law (hmmmm, most of us, I guess), here is a "must-see" lecture. The first part is by a law professor on talking to the police. You will be shocked. The second part is by a police officer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

It is long but worth every minute.

C3.

TungstenHP
04-02-15, 13:17
No not your condoms and no not your monger phone; I'm talking about your guns.

In light of a recent incident where a monger had to use a gun to defend himself I am inclined to ask the board a question I've been meaning to ask for awhile; where do you guys carry your gun when / if you carry during a dream?

Myself personally, I have a plethora of guns ranging in all caliber and sizes. My vehicle always has a gun in it but I find it a little more difficult to carry on my person in a way not to let a provider see it but can still access it quickly if needed. I have a few different styles of inside the waist band and outside the waistband holsters, but unfortunately when the clothes come off the gun goes where your pants goes and there's a chance the provider could see it as the clothes are coming off. I imagine ankle holsters would work if you like to dream with your pants by your ankles hahah. I also know there are some guns small enough to just fit in your pocket and holsters too that are designed to fit in your pockets, but the smallest gun I have is a Glock 30's and that doesn't fit in a pocket without being obvious so I don't know much about pocket carrying.

I've carried on my person a few times during a dream and that's mostly with providers I haven't met yet. I just carry holstered inside my waistband and just keep my pants next to the bed on the far side of the room. I've never had to execute it but my plan would be if something goes down to just pick up my pants and back up against the far wall so I can't be surrounded then see how they want to handle the situation from there.

I'd like to hear how some of you do it cause there's always a better way and hopefully we can all take a lesson out of this and be safer in this (Sometimes) dangerous hobby.

Edit: Not sure if this is against forum rules so Admin can remove as necessary (not like he needs my permission anyways). Also, if you don't want your tactics know feel free to shoot me a PM (pun was intended).

MagnoliaFan
04-03-15, 01:34
Hi people. I'm new here. I just wanted to say "hello for now. ".

I'm going to RTFF and the FAQs. But if I have questions after that, where is the best place to post them on here?

Regards!

Camera3
04-03-15, 09:33
MF,

Welcome to the best damn literary club in the whole US of A and half of Alabama. What you will find here is a group of guys with vivid imaginations, some are true gentlemen, some total ass holes, a few bad asses, a few dumb asses, some are time wasters, a few have permanent doughnut powder imbedded in their five-o'clock shadow, a teenage boy or two looking through the blinds at his MILF neighbor working in her yard in her bikini, some of the finest ladies around and, as we have learned recently, a few ladies that are downright dangerous.

Your strategy is a good one. RTFF. The FAQ thread is a collection of some good info and intel. Start at the end and work forward. I also suggest reading the ads for the past few pages and then search out some reviews. Also, cross reference the reviewers as most provide a valuable service but some are less than reliable.

Most of us do welcome new members. More members means more and better intel. Feel free to ask questions. I suggest post questions in a thread that is relevant to the question and provide info you already know so we know you are doing your due diligence. The one thing that often annoys many members is the constant list of new guys that think we are somehow a concierge service. We are just guys with a hobby. And it is a fun hobby, far more fun that collecting stamps.

Play safe,

C3.


Hi people. I'm new here. I just wanted to say "hello for now. ".

I'm going to RTFF and the FAQs. But if I have questions after that, where is the best place to post them on here?

Regards!

DDL1234
08-18-15, 21:44
Funny shit.


Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.

Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across the state.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.

Always up for a good laugh, but there is so much truth in this.

C3.

Blast Off
08-31-15, 22:38
I'm just doing my diligence and RTFF and want to thank you for the info. I learned something and even had a good laugh at the list of codewords.

Camera3
09-06-15, 14:46
I posted this in another thread but also figure it belongs here are a good reference. Please note, the hobby is about to change in Florida with the enactment of Florida Statute Section 796.07:

Here is a pretty good article comparing the current law with the new law:

http://www.criminallawyerinjax.com/2015/04/new-soliciting-prostitution-law-in-florida/

Simply stated, the third time a SP is convicted of solicitation, the second for us Johns, it is a Third Degree Felony. What does that mean? In Florida, a Third Degree Felony is punishable by no more than five years in prison and a $5,000 fine. By the way, for the third time for us Johns it can go up to 15 years. Ouch!

It is interesting that on the Third Degree Felony strike you may be given the option of enrolling in an intervention program. I am guessing this may be the same type of program that Josh Dugger is in.

It gets better. On your first conviction you must serve 100 hours of community service AND pay for and attend an approved educational program that focuses on the negative effects of prostitution and human trafficking. For the second or subsequent time, he or she will have to serve a mandatory 10 day jail sentence. There is an additional punishment if a vehicle is used during the commission of the crime. If a person uses his or her vehicle while soliciting prostitution, the judge may impound or immobilize the vehicle for 60 days.

Kinda sucks for car dates.

So, yeah, the game is changing a bit.

C3.

Steavt
09-07-15, 08:41
First thank you for putting this up. I sounds like to me that we can get in trouble just by going to a notel place. It doesn't even have to be a set up, just the two of us going there and them proving we know what the place is used for. By seeing us there a few times before, as they know who goes there now.


I posted this in another thread but also figure it belongs here are a good reference. Please note, the hobby is about to change in Florida with the enactment of Florida Statute Section 796.07:

Here is a pretty good article comparing the current law with the new law:

http://www.criminallawyerinjax.com/2015/04/new-soliciting-prostitution-law-in-florida/

Simply stated, the third time a SP is convicted of solicitation, the second for us Johns, it is a Third Degree Felony. What does that mean? In Florida, a Third Degree Felony is punishable by no more than five years in prison and a $5,000 fine. By the way, for the third time for us Johns it can go up to 15 years. Ouch!

It is interesting that on the Third Degree Felony strike you may be given the option of enrolling in an intervention program. I am guessing this may be the same type of program that Josh Dugger is in.

It gets better. On your first conviction you must serve 100 hours of community service AND pay for and attend an approved educational program that focuses on the negative effects of prostitution and human trafficking. For the second or subsequent time, he or she will have to serve a mandatory 10 day jail sentence. There is an additional punishment if a vehicle is used during the commission of the crime. If a person uses his or her vehicle while soliciting prostitution, the judge may impound or immobilize the vehicle for 60 days.

Kinda sucks for car dates.

So, yeah, the game is changing a bit.

C3..

Evangelion27
09-07-15, 09:19
That was a great and funny info. Good job c3.


Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.

Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across the state.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.

Always up for a good laugh, but there is so much truth in this.

C3.

Camera3
09-07-15, 10:42
St,


First thank you for putting this up. I sounds like to me that we can get in trouble just by going to a notel place. It doesn't even have to be a set up, just the two of us going there and them proving we know what the place is used for. By seeing us there a few times before, as they know who goes there now.

.You're welcome. This is important shit for all of us in the hobby. I am no attorney. The additions to the law have to do with punishment and sets minimums. That is what sucks.

I had to look up a couple of those words. Good news! The definitions are spelled out in the law itself, which is here:

http://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0700-0799/0796/Sections/0796.07.html

Note, it specifically states the purpose of this law is to combat prostitution. I don't think anyone has ever been arrested for owning or visiting a notel. If you ever notice the other folks renting rooms by the hour, it is quite enlightening as I don't think their primary clientele is our side of the hobby. Meaning, there are a lot of old men and young boys showing up to rent a room. But, certainly, as Rick Rawls is learning, running a brothel clearly is what the law was meant to combat.

Just one man's opinion.

C3.

JohnA51
11-17-15, 22:36
Been doing research and RTFF rule. Still new to this so bear with me. I registered as a member yesterday. No attention at home so I'm looking for a safe and discreet GFE. I've read a few pages of positive escort reviews and found someone I would like to spend time with. I sent her an email yesterday. Here's the problem: she requires verification and I'm not on date check or anything like that. Too paranoid and don't want to give any traceable information. I've read on here to see other providers that don't require it. Then post a review and hope they reply to the review to verify you. I know I shouldn't set my sights on just 1 person.

Cocoacruiser
11-22-15, 21:34
As soon as it is cool enough to warrant a jacket I do so. My daily carry is a Glock 26, but prior to that I had the Glock 30. A decent lightweight leather jacket usually has at least be inside pocket that will stash either one in a Desantis style pocket holster easily.

I also have a Ruger LCP for those times I can't carry any other way. It hides bathe front pocket of pretty much anything. It stays in the car as a BUG all year, and is slipped into a pocket if I have no other method of concealing a bigger gun.

You can buy an LCP for under 250 used, and at motel room distances, the ittybitty sights really don't matter.


No not your condoms and no not your monger phone; I'm talking about your guns.

In light of a recent incident where a monger had to use a gun to defend himself I am inclined to ask the board a question I've been meaning to ask for awhile; where do you guys carry your gun when / if you carry during a dream?

Myself personally, I have a plethora of guns ranging in all caliber and sizes. My vehicle always has a gun in it but I find it a little more difficult to carry on my person in a way not to let a provider see it but can still access it quickly if needed. I have a few different styles of inside the waist band and outside the waistband holsters, but unfortunately when the clothes come off the gun goes where your pants goes and there's a chance the provider could see it as the clothes are coming off. I imagine ankle holsters would work if you like to dream with your pants by your ankles hahah. I also know there are some guns small enough to just fit in your pocket and holsters too that are designed to fit in your pockets, but the smallest gun I have is a Glock 30's and that doesn't fit in a pocket without being obvious so I don't know much about pocket carrying.

I've carried on my person a few times during a dream and that's mostly with providers I haven't met yet. I just carry holstered inside my waistband and just keep my pants next to the bed on the far side of the room. I've never had to execute it but my plan would be if something goes down to just pick up my pants and back up against the far wall so I can't be surrounded then see how they want to handle the situation from there.

I'd like to hear how some of you do it cause there's always a better way and hopefully we can all take a lesson out of this and be safer in this (Sometimes) dangerous hobby.

Edit: Not sure if this is against forum rules so Admin can remove as necessary (not like he needs my permission anyways). Also, if you don't want your tactics know feel free to shoot me a PM (pun was intended)..

GhostRiidah
01-08-16, 10:58
That was a great and funny info. Good job c3.Jajaja good post bro'.

JackRPerez1
01-09-16, 09:19
I do carry a pistol just in case I'm surprised during a visit. I don't rely solely on it. If we are having a dream at her location I make sure that no one else is in the room before I decide to lay down. I also make note to secure the door myself. So once your in the room, door is lock and it's just you two what else do you have to worry about. Well I do keep my pistol within reach but out of sight. Now I've been lucky of never having to use it but it's come out several times. Most recent was this past Thanksgiving I had just got done visiting a girl who I know has management. Well as I was leaving he blocked me in and said I owed him money because I took longer than I should. As he reached for his pistol mine was out. I took his pistol and had him move his car. So it's safe to carry but it has to be at the ready to use.

Johnny2718
03-26-16, 21:38
Great video bro, every monger must watch this.


To anyone in this hobby who knowingly is breaking the law (hmmmm, most of us, I guess), here is a "must-see" lecture. The first part is by a law professor on talking to the police. You will be shocked. The second part is by a police officer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

It is long but worth every minute.

C3.

Nerdy10
12-21-16, 23:38
I do carry a pistol just in case I'm surprised during a visit. I don't rely solely on it. If we are having a dream at her location I make sure that no one else is in the room before I decide to lay down. I also make note to secure the door myself. So once your in the room, door is lock and it's just you two what else do you have to worry about. Well I do keep my pistol within reach but out of sight. Now I've been lucky of never having to use it but it's come out several times. Most recent was this past Thanksgiving I had just got done visiting a girl who I know has management. Well as I was leaving he blocked me in and said I owed him money because I took longer than I should. As he reached for his pistol mine was out. I took his pistol and had him move his car. So it's safe to carry but it has to be at the ready to use.That's is crazy. I am glad you got out safe. Dangerous indeed.

ASpeedyBird
01-28-17, 07:59
How do you edit or delete a post? Can't seem to find the edit button anymore.

Gentleman 100
01-28-17, 11:14
How do you edit or delete a post? Can't seem to find the edit button anymore.You have a time limit to edit / delete posts. After then, contact A2 to assist (I think it is the Report Post button).

RoadWarrior2K
01-29-17, 21:01
How do you edit or delete a post? Can't seem to find the edit button anymore.In addition to what Gentleman 100 said, the edit feature is not available to regular members. I don't know about seniors on moderation.

LouDogJon
06-07-17, 21:12
I've visited one MP in my life, just wasn't for me.

Looking for a regular massage, weekly / monthly TBD. What would be a good way to find a regular incall provider without visiting the parlors?

Thanks in advance.

HornyToad123
06-15-17, 22:28
I do carry a pistol just in case I'm surprised during a visit. I don't rely solely on it. If we are having a dream at her location I make sure that no one else is in the room before I decide to lay down. I also make note to secure the door myself. So once your in the room, door is lock and it's just you two what else do you have to worry about. Well I do keep my pistol within reach but out of sight. Now I've been lucky of never having to use it but it's come out several times. Most recent was this past Thanksgiving I had just got done visiting a girl who I know has management. Well as I was leaving he blocked me in and said I owed him money because I took longer than I should. As he reached for his pistol mine was out. I took his pistol and had him move his car. So it's safe to carry but it has to be at the ready to use.Jesus which girl was this so I know to avoid.

IdleMann
07-20-18, 19:41
Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.

Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across the state.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.

Always up for a good laugh, but there is so much truth in this.

C3.Now that's some funny shit, and mostly what I suspected.

Camera3
07-22-18, 22:14
The following was originally posted by Herbie53. It is obvious he knows his shit. He is responding to a member who was complaining his editing of personal videos took way too much time and felt he needed a faster computer. With his permission, I felt this needed to live permanently in this thread:

Herbie53.

Always good to meet fellow command liners. I worked a good stint for AT&T in the early to mid 80's, and cut my teeth on early iterations of System V Unix and C. After AT&T, BSD was my game, and back then, basically the same OS. However, I'm very happy to not be programming anymore, or even working in any development or system management. Crap is getting real out there now with all the security breaches.

Being that your CPU is 2017 era, and Premier Pro is 2015, there likely has been a big jump in refinement and performance ability to take advantage of the more modern CPU cores that you have, than what the 2015 release can exploit. While it may not be worth the monthly or annual fee for the latest version of Premier Pro, it could be interesting to see how it performs, and a 30 day free trial may be worth looking at to see if it helps render performance. Of course, as with any newer version, stuff gets moved and there is a new learning curve. And I have no idea now installing a trail version may affect your current installation. Perhaps being wary is wise, or using a small dual boot partition to test it out. I have used unregistered versions of Win10 on several machines to test stuff then reformat, and other than the occasion nag screen or inability to change wallpaper (oh my! It runs just like a registered copy.

With that said, and I'm speaking from a 2018 point of view, and don't have any current experience with Premier Pro from 2015, you may try rendering out at single pass, at a max bit rate of 15 mbps. Single pass encoding has really improved visually in the past couple years, so I don't know how it will look with 2015 iterations, but I rarely use multi-pass encoding unless it is something going on TV, large projections, or high end viewing systems.

Web streaming, computer playback, 60 inch 1080 p HDTVs et al. , all look fine (to me) at single pass and 15 mbps, and I've never had any client issues on uploads to the major streaming services. Even at 1080 p, improvements in visual quality above 12 mbps single pass are difficult for most people to see outside of a studio quality environment.

Consumer gear can't show the difference. It's like for audio, they want "the best" and yeah, I can record your audio at 64 bits at 192 kHz, but the typical user is going to listen to it as an mp3 on $12 earbuds, speakers from Best Buy, or worse, built in TV speakers, and the streaming services are going to be 16 or 24 bit at 160 kHz. Why bother? It's a TV commercial that will die in 90 days, and at best, be on YouTube for a few decades. Most people don't have class A amplifiers and Genelec monitors in their home, or acoustically treated rooms, so why waste the resources and storage space to record audio at such fidelity for ordinary projects? But if they pay for it, so it shall be done.

Anyway, I always generate a ProRes 422 or 444 master file from a finished project and archive it, in addition to the lower bitrate and quality mp4 files. That way I can always bring the master file into a new project file and render in other formats or quality settings if needed.

My typical settings for 4 K to 1080 p mp4 output are: single pass, 15 mbps max bitrate, frame reordering turned on (helps a bit with compression size for some types of source video, but not so much for others), optimized for web streaming, (also called fast start) which puts the moov atom (kind of a table of contents of the mp4 container) at the front of the file, so html 5 video playback can start immediately instead of waiting to start playback.

I have played, tweaked, tested and generally spent too much time trying different combinations of settings, and I have found that for me, these settings produce consistent quality results and good render speed. On average, I'd say rendering is about 1. 5 times faster than real time. Of course, render times are greatly affected by the content of the images in the frames, but my shooting is varied and I consistently get faster than real time rendering using these settings when going 4 K to 1080 p mp4, on systems with specs similar to yours.

Perhaps testing a short 1 minute clip render using settings similar to what I use, and then the same 1 minute clip using what you normally use, and comparing the output quality and render time, then seeing how they land. I too would be frustrated with a 10 minute clip taking 45 minutes to render. Also, if you find that a 1 minute clip can meet your visual standards and give better render time using a configuration similar to what I use, but then find that a 10 minute clip using the same still takes 45 minutes or so, then it may be a heat dissipation and throttling issue causing the CPU to slow down when long clips are rendered. Notwithstanding that, since you have a great hardware setup for your system, then perhaps the older version of Premier Pro is the bottleneck if it's not a heat issue, since you have ample hardware.

Good to find another nix user, and sudo. Somebody has to know how to pilot the ship. Rbie53.

Tap Cat
07-23-18, 08:01
Great video bro, every monger must watch this.It's a shame we can't view it anymore.

PompanoGuy
07-23-18, 08:33
It's a shame we can't view it anymore.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GjCJ6Xqjg0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FENubmZGj8

Camera3
07-23-18, 08:41
It's a shame we can't view it anymore.It is not available at that link but search "Don't talk to cops" on YouTube and it is there a few times. Important shit. Must watch for guys who regularly flaunt the law, like most of us.

It is in two parts. The first by an attorney, the second by a cop.

C3.

OdinsBeard78
08-16-18, 21:29
Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.

Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across the state.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.

Always up for a good laugh, but there is so much truth in this.

C3.Best thing I've ever read on this site.