Tips & Lessons Learned

[Member #3943]

Thought I would start this thread from one I saw in florida, we all can benefit from this, so here I go

AMP's--- always be polite and a gentleman, it goes furthur and they will enjoy their job and enjoy and the fee will not be so high, do not post cetain criteria that names a place and names in any detail, guys we are not the only ones with access to this site. This is what a PM is for. Take them gifts of food and or flowers time and again, they will always rember you, learn a word or two of Korean, they love it, ask to drink hot tea with them, they love it.

SW's---this can be dangerous, so you have to have both heads on at all, times, keep wallet, and valuables out of range, cell phones and GPS, any thing they can get 5 dollars for a piece of crack they will take in a heartbeat, try telling them they stole something from you, they in turn say, picking up and paying for woemn is agains a law, duh!

Escorts-- only tried a few times, tehy can be pricey, so I have not much exp there.

Ok this is my first attempt, if you wanna put details, but do protect the innocent ok, lets enjoy happy hunting!

[Smut Villian]

Here's some tips from a veteran monger:

AMPs -
Helps if you tip. These AMP girls tend to remember faces, and you wouldn't want to be remembered as a cheapskate; plus, it'll help pave the way for a nicer session the next time around (like I said, they remember faces well enough).
Do not ever mention hearing about the spa or any of the girls on the board. These AMPs place a high value on keeping a low profile and really don't care for the wrong attention from the wrong people. Running your mouth is a sure-fire way to guarantee you won't be getting any extras.
Speaking of extras, the first time you visit a particular AMP the girl will most likely be a little gun-shy, but that's because she doesn't know whether you're a decoy/undercover or if you're "okay". Letting your hands roam over her a bit and feeling her up is usually an unmistakable sign that you're a straight-up customer for extras. Works for me every time.
Don't walk in with any more money than you're willing to spend. In fact, leave the wallet and credit/ATM cards in your car. It's a good idea because some places will try to upsell you while you're on the table (and some places will even have ATM's on the premises just so you can't use an empty wallet as an excuse).
When asked, always agree to take the table shower. Cleaniness is very important to these girls in their culture, and they'll probably be a lot less apprehensive about offering extras to a man whose ass was just freshly scrubbed.

Strip Clubs -
Extras in the strip club are possible, but you have to get the right girl. What I usually do is I don't get a lap dance from the first girl I see; instead I like to grab a beer and watch the club. See who's giving out lapdances; the girls who get really "touchy-feely" in the "right" spots in a lapdance are usually the ones likely to do more than just dance when you get them to the VIP.
It's not uncommon to hear about customers getting ripped off in the VIP while getting dances or extras. Just to be safe, put your money in a place where she can't get to it without being really obvious about it. You'd be amazed at how easily someone can get his wallet lifted while he's getting his knob polished (or maybe not).
Bring your own condom: there's no guarantee she'll have one on her. You really don't want any part of "the gift that keeps on giving", and I'm sure you'll have a hell of a time trying to explain to wifey how you managed to contract a STD while spending all those late nights at the office...
If you end up getting ripped off anyway don't pitch too much of a fit, just chalk it up to experience and get the hell out of Dodge. If you try to confront her you'll end up having to deal with Hugo the bouncer and his equally oversized friends, and they're not going to be interested in hearing your side of the story. This is one fight you'll most likely lose, badly.
Strip Clubs are the worst places in the world to get drunk. There's opportunities around every corner to get ripped off, and a lot of those opportunities happen to be wearing clear heels and a g-string. Have a few drinks but stay sober so you can keep your senses about you. You'll need them to keep yourself from getting robbed, plus it sucks to have "whiskey dick" when you're trying to get a piece of ass.
I'm not normally a big fan of "take-out" but, if you must, then insist on picking the hotel. Going back to "her place" means risking the very real possibility of running into her pimp or her "homies" who were waiting for you the whole time; if this happens to you then rest assured that the only person who's getting fucked tonight will be you, and not in a sexual way.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Good tips all CB & SV,

I would add a few AMP tips.

If you're going to an AMP, especially a non-FS AMP that does real massage, don't go after eating a meal. The girl will be poking and prodding you, possibly even walking on you, and if your stomach is full, it can be quite uncomfortable. Also, massage tends to stimulate the kidneys to deal with all the toxins being wrung out of you, so definitely don't drink much of anything before going. Once the girl has started work, it really throws off her routine if you have to get up and go to the restroom.

This one is more for non-FS places too, but try going at off hours. If you're the only one there, sometimes one of the other girls will get bored and come in with your girl to give you the four-hands treatment. (This is more likely if all the girls know and like you, so do tip as SV suggests).

I also find that Korean girls tend to be very blunt and nosy from an American point of view. They will often ask if you are married, or have a girlfriend or otherwise inquire into your situation. To us that seems rude, since if one is cheating, that's the last time one wants to be reminded of a wife or girlfriend, but they don't mean it that way. Their sense of humor tends to be very quirky too, and a lot of what they say is meant as funny, but it can sometimes take a little while to work through the accent and culture barrier to figure it out. A number of them seem to like to tell dirty jokes and have you teach them new ones. There's also the fact that you can be a bit less on your guard with an AMP girl. Unlike SWs or strippers, these girls are not *damaged*. They may not consider their job all that great, but they still have self-worth and don't feel that they are at rock bottom, or that they are sinning, and they are unlikely to be addicts, drunks or to have crazy biker boyfriends who are liable to break down the door with a baseball bat.