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I have had some really great times with Alexus, Aundrea and now Christina. I am certain that I will be returning. There is no doubt about that. However, for the life of me, I cannot figure out what I would do with all three together. Any suggestions?Perhaps a bit of competition. Get some sort of timer that beeps every 10 - 15 seconds, line the 3 girls up and start in one mouth, at each beep move to the next mouth. For them the object of the contest is to be the one who gets the hot liquid prize.
CookyJar you are a god. I've been watching and reading your posts for a long time....this is by far the best. Wish I had that kind of luck here.
Stay Safe!
MG
Hey Cookyjar,
Nice post. I am new here. How can I get in touch with Alexus or Christina? What was the damage?
Thanks and be safe.
Red
Hey Cookyjar,
Nice post. I am new here. How can I get in touch with Alexus or Christina? What was the damage?
Thanks and be safe.
Red
It's no big secret. All three girls are posted on Backpage.
Christina - phone: XXX-XXX-XXXX
http://philadelphia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/its-my-1st-time/3721373
Alexus - XXX-XXX-XXXX
http://philadelphia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/italian-3princess-21/3327190
Aundrea - XXX-XXX-XXXX
http://philadelphia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-real-girl-next-door-has-arrived-22/3327433
I sat on the bed with the two girls.
… there was some negotiating to be done. After a brief discussion about escort rates, avenue rates and what had been said on this forum, Aundrea surprised me by stating she does have a separate rate for the avenue; which is less than her escort/Backpage rates.
…We all agreed on a discounted avenue rate which included a little extra finder’s fee for Aundrea. (Aundrea got the finder’s fee because I had actually come to see her and she found a friend to join us – get it.)
CookyJar
As for Damages? Read back a couple post until you find the one where I explain that I never pay for sex. Why? Because it's against the law and I am a good, old fashion, red blooded, all American boy; who would never ever think of breaking the law. If any monies did exchange hands, it was for other services and certainly not for sex.
I should also point out. Please don’t expect to get the same kind of service I received - for $20. Why? Because it ain’t gonna happen. The old adage, “You get what you pay for,” applies along with the slightly newer adage, “YMMV.” And, please consider this, while you are negotiating, the room rate is included with the service.
I have gotten very fond of all three girls, Aundrea, Alexus and Christina; and I want to say on their behalf, “It doesn’t get any better then this.”
CookyJar
JerryGarcia
05-18-10, 00:42
Not only a great story, but awesome pics. I noticed that there are a two other newcomers in the Backpage ads--very pretty bleached blonde named Amber and a dark haired cutie named Megan (they are in ads with Kylie, who is now calling herself Rachel).
I'm beginning to think this internet thing may have a future, lol.
All I know is that I am not going to pay BP prices for a girl who can be found on a street corner--let the buyer beware.
Oh--and to think--after all these years, Alexus is an Italian princess--man, you sure are one lucky guy, Cooky--getting love from a princess indeed.
All apologies, didn't know I would offend anyone. Just wanted to send cookijar a shoutout, and pay my respect. I never used the term monger aside from these forums, and assumed I could use it in the same manner you would the word linger - -> lingerer. Anyway ur right, I should of said mongers. Aside from that, I really didn't think it was that serious, or that anyone would truly take the time to correct grammar on this forum. I would quicker expect to be yelled at for overpaying, fallin in love with a ho, or some stupid rookie mistake.
Gentlement, FYI, the word is monger, with only one "er." It's a noun and a verb so a person can be a monger and the verb is "to monger." Adding additional unnecessary letters makes it harder to read!
…I'm beginning to think this internet thing may have a future, lol.
All I know is that I am not going to pay BP prices for a girl who can be found on a street corner--let the buyer beware.
Often you can tell from the type of post one makes, the type of person one is. Chriseff, you are gentleman. You have a way of questioning without being an ass. You have a way of showing you objection without being belittling.
I agree with you. Consider this. If I found Alexus walking down a side street, picked her up and drove her away for a quick 15 or 20 minute car date, I would expect to give her $20 or $30 for services performed. Few car date last longer than 30 minutes. The longer the car date, the greater the chance of being discovered by LE or having some do gooder calling the cops on you. Of cause I could take her to the Carlyle or some other ratty Notel. Then the date would/could last a bit longer in relative privacy. Including the price of the room, my avenue date is now $50 and more likely $60 or $70. Alexus is hot and it is likely that she is going to ask for and get more for a trip away to the Carlyle.
I have read here on this very site of guys who pay $50 plus tip for a good car date BJ. The rooms at the Carlyle and similar short stay places are little better than some of the $10 rooms available near the avenue. The rooms provided during an inside date with Alexus, Aundrea and Christina are at least as good if not better – plus the rent is included. That’s a big plus – IMHO. Sure the time isn’t the same, but, that can hopefully be negotiated and increased for a few extra bucks.
I cannot, in good conscience, classify my time spent with these girls as mere good dates. Sexual adventures would be a better description. If you want average service, you should expect to pay average prices. If you expect to get great GFE type treatment, you must expect to pay a higher price. There are plenty of $20 car dates available on Kensington Avenue, if that’s what you want. If you want more, you’ve got to expect to pay more.
I did have to make an adjustment for the extra time. I did tip for the superb service. I do believe I got my monies worth. I am planning a return trip. I would love to have either Aundrea or Alexus introduce me to Megan.
When making you decision, consider all of the variations and possibilities. YMMV
CookyJar
JerryGarcia
05-19-10, 00:30
I have always enjoyed your reports and the way you have handled yourself as a gentleman at all times, especially when others were flaming at you. While you may not be as eloquent as others, you have done a super job of keeping it real at all times.
I don't think I have ever seen two ladies on this board who have such excellent breasts as do Christina and Alexus--they are as close to perfection as one can get. Is it just my imagination, or does Christina have the most incredible nipples?
My personal preference over the years has almost always been to take a girl to a notel for a full service date, or even to bring them back to my apartment if my instincts told me I could trust them. In cases like that, I have always been generous in return for great service. Many times, I have negotiated a fairly low fee, only to turn around and give the girl a lot more when the date was over. I took sweet Katie (whom you recently wrote about) to the Carlyle a few months back--she was so good to me and provided such an excellent GFE date that I doubled the amount that we had originally agreed upon. I too have enjoyed some amazing sexual adventures, and only wish I knew about this website when I was going nuts down on the K over the past decade. (I only discovered UsaSex about a year ago)
I really enjoyed your report and pics a few weeks ago on red headed Ashley--I picked her up in late March and had a real nice date with her at my apartment--she can be such a sweet little girl if you are lucky enough to catch her at the right time.
I never got a chance to write my report about Ashley because I got in the middle of that whole asinine flame war about the WaWa on Aramingo, which led to the banning of certain persons from posting anywhere but their own thread. That whole episode kind of made me back off for awhile at wanting to post anything at all.
Keep up the great reports and mad props to you for always being real.
… I don't think I have ever seen two ladies on this board who have such excellent breasts as do Christina and Alexus--they are as close to perfection as one can get. Is it just my imagination, or does Christina have the most incredible nipples?
… I have always been generous in return for great service. Many times, I have negotiated a fairly low fee, only to turn around and give the girl a lot more when the date was over. I took sweet Katie (whom you recently wrote about) to the Carlyle a few months back--she was so good to me and provided such an excellent GFE date that I doubled the amount that we had originally agreed upon. I too have enjoyed some amazing sexual adventures,…
I never got a chance to write my report about Ashley because I got in the middle of that whole asinine flame…
Thanks for the kind words.
You sound like a guy who is old enough to remember, “The Silent Majority.” There is a group out there who don’t make a lot of chatter. They don’t rack up a lot of reports. They silently go about doing what they do and enjoying it. Every time I run into a flamer, after banging my head up against a brick wall, I remember that the vast majority of mongers; will continue on enjoying what they do, regardless of what I or others say.
You and I are very similar in the way that we treat the girls. I don’t want to get ripped off and I am not trying to rip anybody off. A good date depends a lot on what we bring to it. I am always looking for and commenting on the good attitudes of certain girls. I should also point out that for the most part, I try always to bring a good attitude to my dates.
Two nice pair indeed. LOL
It’s not too late to post you opinion of Ashley. Better late than never.
Oh! And one more thing! I don’t have to be eloquent; my friends are.
Thanks again for the nice words.
CookyJar
TheyCallMeHawk
05-19-10, 09:18
Gentlement, FYI, the word is monger, with only one "er." It's a noun and a verb so a person can be a monger and the verb is "to monger." Adding additional unnecessary letters makes it harder to read!
dude get real........ You know what they say about throwing stones.....
… was shared with me in confidence,…
…Cooky has tried to bait it out of me, but I don't share confidential information just because someone thinks he has the right to know.
Supereloquent, sometimes you can get really full of yourself.
Bait you? I wasn’t baiting you. I was curious!
I made a comment a while back. I think we have a new Admin. For some reason, that I cannot put my finger on, things seem a little different. The Admin seems to be acting just a teeny weenie bit different - nothing bad or anything like that, but odd and slightly off from the norm. I could be wrong. I was not baiting you; I was looking for a little insight. I thought the Admin would intervene as he sometime has in similar cases where his actions have been questioned. I half expected the admin to speak out on your behalf. If there is a new Admin, he does not seem to get as involved as his predecessor.
On a side note: If it was so confidential, you didn’t have to mention it in the first place. You could have just complied.
CookyJar
As you already admitted, you were "curious." You brought it up; you asked the question, several times.
...Maybe we should get married.
Nope!!! (What a strange proposal.) I don’t need another wife.
I got “curious,” after your original declaration. I had no reason to be curious before that. You could have kept that confidential information, confidential from the start and just started to post exclusively in your own thread. We would have noticed the move above the line, but few of us would have notice that you suddenly were posting exclusively in your own thread.
When I was reluctantly moved to my own thread, the old Admin explained the move. The new Admin apparently did not see the need to do so it your case. It is really no big thing. It just kind of increased my notion that Jackson isn’t Jackson, he’s Jackson. If you know what I mean?
This isn’t an attack directed at you. It is an attempt at satisfying my own excessive need to know.
CookyJar
CookyJar, great pics but what is up with the cold sore? Is that the gift that keeps on giving? Be careful dude.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=100188
Misfit
Cold sore or crack pipe burn.........
CookyJar, great pics but what is up with the cold sore? Is that the gift that keeps on giving? Be careful dude.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=100188 Misfit
Wrong!
CookyJar, great pics but what is up with the cold sore? Is that the gift that keeps on giving? Be careful dude.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=100188
Misfit
And wrong again!
Cold sore or crack pipe burn.........
It is neither a cold sore nor a crack pipe burn.
Anyone who has actually dated the girl would tell you.
It is a piercing.
CookyJar
The problem with girls like Staci-Lynn (aka Tiffany-Lynn. She said I could use either name. I choose Staci-Lynn. Why! I don’t know. Especially since I like Tiffany-Lynn better.) is that, once you find them; it’s so hard to find them again. I came across Staci as she was walking down Kensington Avenue, near Allegheny Avenue. I watched her cross the Avenue where she looked like a citizen on her way to the elevated trains. I pulled over and she gave me no indication that she was anything other than a nice looking girl out for a stroll. I continued to watch her until I saw her looking at passing cars. I decided to give it another try. I drove down pass her and pulled into a parking spot on the opposite side of the street. Staci walked up adjacent to my parked car and gave me a nod. She crossed over to my side of the street and turned the corner. I checked out the area for LE, and followed her around the corner.
Staci-Lynn is a very interesting little girl. Besides being as pretty as a peach, she is very smart. On our drive to the Carlyle, she told me of some of her interest. Among other things, she is a published poet. As she described the journal that published her work, I got the impression that this girl knew what she was talking about. Apparently, she had entered and won a journalistic poetic contest. Good for her.
How does a girl like Staci end up selling ass down on Kensington Ave. Your guess is as good as mine. The one thing that I am not into is judging others. I enjoyed every minute of our date. We talked of many things. We even discussed ways of joining our hobbies. My pictures and her writings. She expressed a desire to write her own review. I thought this would be a great idea. It would be a date written from the girl’s point of view. A story written from the girl’s view, by a girl and not by some men writing as a girl. At first the idea had some merit. It still does. During and after our date she gave me some examples of what she might have written. Most of it was in the form of “Dirty Talk.” This young lady has a very imaginative mind. The biggest problem that we had, was insurmountable, she had no contact information.
Staci was an excellent model, she took directions well. This is one of the advantages of picture taking. It gets the girl use to your voice and taking your directions. It is a kind of foreplay between the photographer and the girl. I try to make the transition from photographer to lover a smooth one. Staci made the transition perfectly.
I told Staci that I found her very attractive as she lay in front of me playfully jiggling her apple bottom, "You are so dam beautiful. I love your body but especially your apple bottom and cute pink pussy. You are unbelievable. I love looking at your body. Turn around for me." I grabbed her, turned her around and pulled her into me. I made sure she felt my hard dick up against her stomach. She licked her lips as she looked at me. She was kneeling on the bed as she grabbed my hands and pulled me down for a kiss and placed my palms on her ass. I grabbed her by her ass cheeks and began kissing her neck. She moaned as she got free and crouched down.
Staci unzipped my jeans and reached in to pull my dick out. She laid her hand on my dick and gasped. I was as hard as a rock. Staci looked up and pulled it out. She licked my dick from base to tip all while looking me in the eyes. I let her lick, suck, and stroke me until I was ready to enter her tight little pussy.
Staci asked me which position I liked and I told her all of them. I worked my way down the front of her body licking and rubbing. When I got to her thighs, I slowly parted them and as I looked at her perfect body my dick jumped with excitement. Staci reached for my dick, holding it at the entrance of her pussy. As I moved in towards her pussy I told her, "I've wanted to fuck you since the first second I saw you walking down Kensington Avenue."
I opened her legs wider and put one under each arm. I opened them and pulled her lower body towards my dick. Staci guided my dick into her waiting and very tight pussy hole. My dick head entered her pussy and I pushed as she strained and arched up, moving the head and about ½ of my dick inside of her. We both moaned from the feeling. I held us there for a few seconds, and then I rotated my hips in small circles opening her more. It took all of my will power not to plunge down into her. She was so tight, like a virgin. But she was no virgin judging from her dirty mouth. She said, "Baby your cock is hot! Your cock feels so big and warm!" She kept telling me how good her pussy felt as I fucked her. She told me how hard my dick was and how good it felt inside her. Staci told me "Baby! Your cock feels so fucking good! Fuck me sugar! Fuck me good! Pump that hard black cock in my wet pussy!"
I was buried deep inside of her now and we both were pumping our bodies to move my dick in and out of her pussy sliding the hard shaft along the walls of her pussy. GOD DAM she felt good. That’s when she moaned, "Squeeze my tits baby! I'm almost there. I’m going to cum! Yes!! Yes! Fuck me.” She kept saying, "Fuck me baby. Yea! Fuck me hard. Fuck me baby with that hard cock."
I arched my back and lifted up so we could see each other's face. I smiled and Staci smiled back. I told her "You are so beautiful. I want to cum just looking at you." I humped my dick in and out of her pussy. I held my upper body off of hers and just kept looking in her eyes, as I fucked her tight pussy. I was over her ramming my dick down into her lovely pussy. It was so good. Finally when I couldn't keep my body up any longer, I lowered my body down with Staci still pumping up. As I buried my face into her neck, I felt the first cum leave my dick like a shot. Shot after shot of cum filled up the rubber. Staci wrapped her legs around me and said, "Oh fuck! I'm cumming again.”
CookyJar
Staci is an excellent three part provider. She has a great BBBJ technique, a wonderfully tight pussy and a very imaginative dirty talker. If I knew how to reach her I’d provide her with a cell phone so that I could keep in touch. Would I repeat? Yes? Over and over and over again. YMMV.
CookyJar
Staci-Lynn is sooooo sweet. She was so tight, like a virgin. Don’t take my word for it; look at her picture Staci-Lynn 008. The shame of it all is that I cannot find her when I need her. In my report, I kind of glossed over her very talented BBBJ in order to get to her outstandingly tight pussy. After seeing her pussy I made it my main objection. That is not to say that her BBBJ was not superb.
CookyJar
Staci-Lynn was a very interesting girl. I would love to meet her again. We talked about getting together. In the end, neither one of us was able to make another appointment possible. I don’t give out my cell phone number and she didn’t have one.
Such is fate. Hopefully we’ll meet again.
CookyJar
Mr Voyager
05-23-10, 13:17
The problem with girls like Staci-Lynn (aka Tiffany-Lynn. She said I could use either name. I choose Staci-Lynn. Why! I don’t know. Especially since I like Tiffany-Lynn better.) is that, once you find them; it’s so hard to find them again.
CJ, I agree whole heartedly with you on this point. I have run into so many repeatable girls only to be disappointed by the fact that I have no way of getting back in touch with them due to the fact that they have on contact information.
Especially what adds insult to injury is that when I come back to the neighborhood in Philly, I am told by my acquaintances there that a few of my past ventures were inquiring about my where-a-bouts. This is no good to me because it is usually a week or two too late. This was definitely the case with Tiffany (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=652699&postcount=427) and with Darlene (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=652707&postcount=428).
I would love to run into (literally and figuratively) a few of my past ventures again. They were more than worth it. For now they shall just remain as great memories.
By the way I prefer Tiffany-Lynn ( I wonder why).
Thanks for the report, as usual you are the pinnacle of information on this board. Stay safe and happy hunting.
What a nice clean girl. Her nails and feet are so clean. That says a lot for it being warm weather.
Thanks Mr Voyager and Supereloquent
…This was definitely the case with Tiffany (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=652699&postcount=427).
By the way I prefer Tiffany-Lynn ( I wonder why).
… I hadn't seen her on the Ave since I dated and reported on her in a pictorial spread back in January: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=929219&postcount=1077
...like a virgin. CookyJar
And I thought I was her first. ROFLMBAS
There are probably more than a few things that we can all agree on when it comes to Staci-Lynn. I will list what I think are the most important.
1. She is a cutie.
2. She is a very imaginative dirty talker.
3. She is not easy to find.
4. She should go by the name Tiffany-Lynn.
5. I fucked her last (and best).
LOL
;)
CookyJar
What a nice clean girl. Her nails and feet are so clean. That says a lot for it being warm weather.
Everything about Tiffany-Lynn was hygienically clean and fresh. Her clothing, her face and her body, were all hygienically sweet. I honestly thought she was a civilian out for a walk.
She is a nice girl in more ways than one.
CookyJar
Mr Voyager
05-23-10, 18:34
And I thought I was her first. ROFLMBAS
There are probably more than a few things that we can all agree on when it comes to Staci-Lynn. I will list what I think are the most important.
1. She is a cutie.
2. She is a very imaginative dirty talker.
3. She is not easy to find.
4. She should go by the name Tiffany-Lynn.
5. I fucked her last (and best).
CJ, from your reply, it seems as if I may have unintentially implied the Tiffany I posted about was the same as yours.
They are not the same, that is not what I was implying. I was just agreeing with you in regards to losing contact with SW'ers because of no phones.
So your order is actually changed. You weren't the last, and if I run across her, I'll be the best.
LOL.
They are not the same…
So your order is actually changed. You weren't the last, and if I run across her, I'll be the best.
LOL.
My mistake! I should have noticed. Yours was a brunette and mine was blonde.
Let’s not nitpick. I was the last best one. How do I know this? She told me.
ROFLOL
CookyJar
I'd like to meet her again sometime.
Below is a PM, I just received; followed by my reply. I’ve gotten a few similar requests.
I had to at least try please pretty please can I have TL's digits just live my spinners
Did you read any portion of my report or any of the replies that followed?
CookyJar
I'd like to meet her again sometime.
Oh! No! Not another one!!!
Maybe that’s the sign of a truly good GFE provider. Apparently Tiffany-Lynn has the unique ability to make each of her dates believe that they are her first, last and best. Why else would we all be looking for another try at the brass ring?
Someone please give this girl a cell phone.
;)
CookyJar
CookyJar, you say there are a few things we can ALL agree upon, and one of them is that you fucked her "best?"
I don't recall your being in the room when I fucked her in order to be in a position to make a valid comparison. Unless you are the ultimate voyeur, I sincerely doubt that you were in the room when anyone else fucked her either.
I recall a certain statement by you accusing ME of being full of MYself? Hmmmmmmmm......
Supereloquent,
You’re not still pissed because I turned down your proposal, are you?
Don’t be ridiculous; no I wasn’t in the room when you fucked her. But! I do know someone who was in the room. Tiffany-Lynn was in the room. And! Both Tiffany and Staci-Lynn told me that I was the best. They should know.
BTW, FYI – Tiffany-Lynn didn’t remember you, but Staci-Lynn did. Staci said, and I quote, “Fbtom was second best.” (Way to go Fbtom.)
ROFLMBAF
;)
CookyJar
Freaklikdat
05-24-10, 09:29
Oh! No! Not another one!!!
Maybe that’s the sign of a truly good GFE provider. Apparently Tiffany-Lynn has the unique ability to make each of her dates believe that they are her first, last and best. Why else would we all be looking for another try at the brass ring?
Someone please give this girl a cell phone.
;)
CookyJarI haven't seen her out since my encounter http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=971002&postcount=2852
I am just surprised that an experienced monger like you swallowed it.
Does anyone else believe, what Supereloquent believes, I believe he thinks that I believe he believes I believe. I can’t believe it. Man! You need to get out more. Have a beer. Relax a little. Get over yourself.
It was a joke. A funny! A wee bit of sarcasm attached to a touch of Ha, Ha, with a little tee, hee, haw; thrown in for good measure.
Mr Voyager got it. I think Fbtom got it. You are the only one who took the wrong road. The serious route. It was a gag, a jest, a play on an idea.
Come to think of it; what Staci actually said was, “CookyJar you are the best that I have ever had. Fbtom was the second best I ever had. And, FreakLikDat was the third Best.” Then I asked, “What about Supereloquent?” She replied, “Who?”
Of cause this could all be moot if Mr Voyager has manager to find either Tiffany-Lynn or Staci-Lynn. Because according to him, he’ll be the best.
Still ROFLMBAS ;)
CookyJar
I haven't seen her out since my encounter http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=971002&postcount=2852
"Et tu, Freaklikdat?"
The list continues to grow. I probably wasn’t the last for long. Still she was a great date and I cannot wait to be last (and, the best), again.
Staci-Lynn is sooooo sweet. She was so tight, like a virgin. CookyJar
For a “virgin,” this girl really gets around.
Will someone please explain to supereloquent that I am only joking? Neither Staci-Lynn nor Tiffany-Lynn is or was a virgin when I was the last and she told me I was the best.
Oh! God! I crack-me-up. ;)
Still ROTFL
CookyJar
PS: She may not have been a virgin - but that's one tight pussy.
I don't know why the sudden name change to "Staci-Lynn" and "Tiffany-Lynn" , but, up until a month ago, everyone seems to have known her simply as "Staci," and I specifically recall asking her how it was spelled.
Dollars to donuts - I bet neither one is her real name. She originally told me her name was Tiffany. On the way back I asked her if she had a stage or street name she’d like me to use in her review. (I was just making conversation.) She said for me to use “Staci-Lynn.” Then she changed her mind and said I could use either one. She wrote them both for me on a card.
Do you want my true opinion? They change names, hair color and appearance for the same reason. They are trying to avoid LE. They change up and use alias to confuse the police. It’s as simple as that. Depending on how long a girl has been out on the streets, she may have two, three or more alias. Sometimes a girl will use a name she thinks is cool, like “Star,” or cute like “Tiffany.” They might combine parts from their real name. It’s all a ploy.
Why we make such a big deal out of a girl’s name remains beyond me.
CookyJar
…let's agree to play nice and not sweat the small stuff.
I don’t know if you were joking or not. I was.
Most heterosexual males don’t joke about marrying other men. Even so, I went along with the joke. And, I still don’t want to marry you – I have enough wives.
Big chip, little chip, cat in the bag or out – you think way too much of yourself. When I have something to say I say it. Not just about you, not just in your thread. I comment wherever and about whatever I wish. I post in my thread, the streetwalker thread, the general thread and etc, etc and etc. I reply to any post that merits a reply. I try to reply in a gentlemanly manner. Sometimes I try to be funny. So kill me. You’re just not that special. Get over yourself.
Prehaps you forgot this:
Congrats on #1000. The hunt is the real prize. Think of all of the fun you had getting to 1000. Now double that. Triple it.
Happy continued hunting.
CookyJar
I only commented on the pictures you admitted to lying about, after another member caught you in the lie. When I post pictures or reviews out of order I say so before I post them. I don’t change the dates; I don’t lie about the dates. Whenever possible I tell it like it is.
I reply to your post in my thread out of respect for you. Without being asked I put myself in the same position you say you are now in. Even though I think it is ridiculous. If the Admin has placed that restriction on you and thus hampering your ability to make orderly sequenced post, I’ll do the same. (I think it is dumb – but, I’ll do it.)
I enjoy crossing swords with you and I prefer the silly topics. Discussing baseball, who fucked Tiffany best, is harmless. Discussions on pickup techniques, $10 houses and similar serious topics could get someone in trouble.
I don’t flame.
I would say let’s call a truce, but I was never at war. I was last (a couple of weeks ago). I was best. But, I never had anything against you. I will agree to play nice if you’ll agree to stop being such a tight ass. (Don’t take that the wrong way. Loosen up, unpucker and relax a bit.)
I did want to ask just one more question. If anyone knows of a cute Asian Street Walker, with a nice personality, who works on Kensington Avenue - would you please point her in my direction?
CookyJar
On another note: I have been complacent about replying to you recent find, “Kali.” I was searching for the above quote.
I sure hope you remembered and pointed her in my direction.
LOL
CookyJar
Like when I jokingly suggested we "get married," and you quoted it out of context and jumped all over it, as if my comment were serious, and I was somehow deranged for making it.
One more thing and then I will leave the whole thing alone.
I would like to take a vote. How many of you fellow members would have passed up the opportunity to jump all over Supereloquent about his proposal of marriage. In my old neighborhood if a guy slipped up like that he’d never be able to live it down. He’d have to move out of state. Some things are better left unsaid.
ROFLOL
Supereloquent, I know what you meant. You meant well. But, you’ve got to admit you left yourself wide open with that one.
CookyJar
Cephlapod Love
05-25-10, 00:17
Me thinks this little pizzing contest between these two well-traveled and valuable posters will end when one guy figures out how to take the high road and rises above the comments of the other.
But then again, WDIK?
Monger on!
CL
StormRanger
05-25-10, 03:01
I vote that the two of you drop it.
One more thing and then I will leave the whole thing alone.
I would like to take a vote. How many of you fellow members would have passed up the opportunity to jump all over Supereloquent about his proposal of marriage. In my old neighborhood if a guy slipped up like that he'd never be able to live it down. He'd have to move out of state. Some things are better left unsaid.
ROFLOL
Supereloquent, I know what you meant. You meant well. But, you've got to admit you left yourself wide open with that one.
CookyJar
Mike Sweeney
05-25-10, 05:41
At least Super didn't propose in coal speak, CJ then there would have been room for concern!!! You two need to put an act together, Abbott and Costello, Laurel and Hardy, Martin and Lewis, Ya'll do keep one laughing, between the two of you, the best threads out there.
…take the high road and rises above the comments of the other.
High Road? Where is that, Jersey? :)
Thanks for the concern. We will likely stop when one or both of us gets something better to do/post.
CookyJar
At least Super didn't propose in coal speak, CJ then there would have been room for concern!!! You two need to put an act together, Abbott and Costello, Laurel and Hardy, Martin and Lewis, Ya'll do keep one laughing, between the two of you, the best threads out there.
You lost me, pal. What’s “coal speak?” (Wait! Wait! I think I’m getting it. “Propose in coal speak.” Hmmmmm! Nope! I still don’t get it. What is “coal speak,” some kind of gay thing?)
Oh! Wow! Can I be Martin? I want to be the cool handsome white guy who gets all the pretty women. Supereloquent can be the bubbling idiot, Jerry. Wouldn’t that be a nice twist? Can you imagine a super eloquent guy trying to act like Jerry Lewis?
CookyJar
Johnny Stales
05-25-10, 11:30
Personally Cooky, I think you blew the marriage proposal joke way out of proportion. It was obviously a joke and not that big a deal for a hetero guy to make. Simply sarcasm. On the flip side, I think Super took the "I fucked her best" comment a bit too seriously. There was a "LOL" and a ;) after it after all. Neither comment needed to be addressed. Obviously both have to keep your egos in check.
You lost me, pal. What’s “coal speak?” (Wait! Wait! I think I’m getting it. “Propose in coal speak.” Hmmmmm! Nope! I still don’t get it. What is “coal speak,” some kind of gay thing?)
CookyJar
Wait! Oh! Oh! Wait one minute. I googled "coal speak." Hmmmmmm! I still don't get it.
(Actually I do get it. But, Supereloquent couldn't speak, "coal speak," if his life depended on it. Good one Mike.)
CookyJar
...keep your egos in check.
Thanks for you imput. You made some very good points.
I knew it was a joke. I never ever thought it was anything other than a joke. That’s why I replied back with a joke. Maybe it’s a cultural thing. Were I come from, in my hood, guys don’t joke like that. Supereloquent suggested that we get married – funny joke. I turned him down because, “I don’t need another wife,” – funnier joke.
On the flip side, I wasn’t even talking to Supereloquent. The “fucked her best,” joke was between Mr Voyager and me. Mr Voyager got it and made a witty reply. Supereloquent took it seriously because the thought that someone might be better than him is no joke. He butted in and got burnt, what’s the big deal, huh?
For me it is not a matter of ego. I’m just having some fun. If it was anyone other than Supereloquent, I would have laid off. He can take it.
CookyJar
Mike Sweeney
05-25-10, 13:22
Hell, I could not think of one salt and pepper comedy team to put in there, Oh Well Super and CJ have a productive Mermorial Day, and have one for us poor saps stuck at home!!!
Mr Voyager
05-25-10, 16:17
Does anyone else believe, what Supereloquent believes, I believe he thinks that I believe he believes I believe. I can’t believe it.
CJ, that is funny. "I can't believe it"!
Of cause this could all be moot if Mr Voyager has manager to find either Tiffany-Lynn or Staci-Lynn. Because according to him, he’ll be the best.
And I am still confident that when I do, I will be the best! LOL
Hell, I could not think of one salt and pepper comedy team to put in there, Oh Well Super and CJ have a productive Mermorial Day, and have one for us poor saps stuck at home!!!
You are giving your age away.
What about Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder. They made a few movies for the younger crowd.
I could be Steve Martin and Supereloquent could be Queen Latifah. They made one or two pictures.
You forgot, Billie ‘Buck Wheat’ Thomas and Carl ‘Alfalfa Switzer, Jack Benny and Rochester, and Tim Reid & Tom Dreesen .
FYI - From 1969 until 1975, Tim Reid and Tom Dreesen were Tim and Tom, the first black and white comedy team in the history of show business—and the last. After starting out in Chicago, they worked all over the country, north and south, east and west, and in every conceivable venue—from Playboy Clubs to prisons, on the all-black “Chitlin’ Circuit,” in posh nightclubs and small dives. The act failed, but they succeeded and next year they celebrate their 40th year in show business. Their story is told in the new book, Tim and Tom: An American Comedy in Black and White.
Tim and Tom were the first and the last? See what you’ve done Mike Sweeney. You've got me thinking - it's not a bad idea. I wouldn’t want to marry him, but a comedy team makes sense. It’s 2010. We have a black president. I believe the country might be ready for its second black and white comedy team.
What about it Supereloquent? Wanna team up? I’ll come up with the jokes and you can write them down. Equal partners.
:) LOL
CookyJar
Mike Sweeney
05-25-10, 23:54
Good stuff, and who could forget Venus Flytrap, Wilder and Pryor, that would fit well, LOL!!
This is really sick. CookyJar, you need to get a life away from your computer.
...Give it all a rest. Reconnect with your parents. Reenlist. Seek therapy. Whatever it takes.
I use to have a life. I remember it vaguely. I wish I could find another one, but every time I locate a good one, it’s already occupied by a younger guy.
That’s funny! The guys where I work say the same thing, “Boss, it’s obvious you don’t have a real job; go home.” You are probably right, I don’t have a job – it’s more like a position or profession. What the hell? It pays the bills.
As for reconnecting with my parents; I sure would like to do that – are you a ghost whisperer? I tried to reenlist. My recruiter sent me down to the Salvation Army office. It’s true, I should be in therapy. Unfortunately I fired my therapist a few years back when I found this site and she said my writing here would be good therapy. What a nut.
Any other suggestions? Perhaps you could share with me the name of your therapist.
;)
CookyJar
Good stuff, and who could forget Venus Flytrap, Wilder and Pryor, that would fit well, LOL!!
I believe I said, “Pryor and Wilder.”
And – I want top billing. That would be CookyJar and Supereloquent.
It’s, “Age before Beauty.”
Still ROFLOL
CookyJar
Mike Sweeney
05-26-10, 19:43
Live from 'The K" and "Broadway" It's the new "Happy Hooker Hour" starring "Cooky Jar and Supereloquent" and Oh, Hell, I'd run out of room typing in all the co-stars!!!
Tha X Facta
05-26-10, 19:58
I believe I said, “Pryor and Wilder.”
And – I want top billing. That would be CookyJar and Supereloquent.
It’s, “Age before Beauty.”
Still ROFLOL
CookyJar
From reading your replies, shit slides off you like Teflon®.
I therefore crown you....."Cookie Pan". :D
X :)ut
Via DC
In my heart of hearts, I believe Daisy is 20.
Daisy is cute. She’s got a hot body. She has a nice personality. So what’s the problem? She doesn’t carry an age card.
On our way over to the Carlyle, Daisy asked me, “How old are you?”
You guys wouldn’t have anyway of knowing this, but I’m a pretty vain person. I always have been.
Remember that song by Carly Simon, “You’re so vain.” For the longest time I literally thought this song was somehow about me. The thing I could not figure out was; how did Carly know about me. To my knowledge we had never meant. Then! A few years ago, while listening to a soft rock radio station I was shocked out of my wits. The hosts were discussing a phase from the song. Apparently, Carly was singing, “As you watched yourself gavotte,” and I had wrongly been hearing, “As you watched yourself go by.” Believe you me; I was in a daze for days. Gavotte is a French dance. Of all the dances I know, the gavotte isn’t one of them. After all of those years, I had to come to grips with the possibility that, Carly Simon’s, “You’re so vain,” wasn’t a song about me. Even so! I am still a bit vain; especially about my age. When daisy asked about my age, I hesitated.
Eventually I said, “I was over X0ty.” Daisy then asked me, “How old was the youngest girl you’ve ever fucked?” Again, I hesitated. I had to think. What did she mean? Was she talking about when I had been younger myself? Was she talking about now; lately? Daisy clarified her question. She wanted to know how old the youngest provider I’d ever been with was. This time; I not only hesitated, I changed the subject.
I decided to TOFTT. I passed on anything serious with Daisy. I took a few pictures and returned her to the jungle.
CookyJar
Daisy told me she was 20 years old. I believed her right up until she got out of my car. I just couldn’t be certain. If I erred, I hope it was on the side of right.
This isn’t the first time that I’ve given a girl the benefit of the doubt. Even if Daisy is legally of age, she doesn’t need my help to do wrong.
… The young spinner sat on the bench with her friend and bag between us. I asked if she’d like to go for a ride. She was thinking it over when, the very pretty tall light skinned black or Latino streetwalker, wearing tight jeans with cutouts down the legs, and hooker type high heels, cock blocked me. She said in a very disapproving tone, “He wants to take pictures.” The little spinner lied and said she was waiting for a date….
CookyJar
Daisy said that she has been doing this for awhile. I believe she was telling me the truth. This wasn’t the first time I’d seen her. She is the young spinner that got away from me a few weeks ago. I could tell from her conversation, she’s been at this for awhile. Still that doesn’t mean she’s legal.
CookyJar
anyway, daisy is so far one of the best you can have in the ave in my opinion. i will rate her face: 9.5, body: 9.5, attitude: 10, service: 10. she is service oriented and if treated nicely you'll probably get what you are looking for. it's actually suprising for a 20 year old. she normally hang out in the southern part of the ave.
she asked me not to post her face, so, as a man of my word i edited the pics.
i insist on being able to show all of a girl – especially the face. i always tell the girls that i will be including their face in my review. if a girl objects then i assume she has a good reason and i decline the date. if daisy is **** then knowing what she looks like is very important to those of us who have scruples and would like to avoid being involved with **** girls.
imho, no one can be certain that boob luvah’s daisy and mine is the same girl. i am not implying anything against boob luvah.
cookyjar
Mthegodfather
05-28-10, 00:29
In my heart of hearts, I believe Daisy is 20.
Daisy is cute. She's got a hot body. She has a nice personality. So what's the problem? She doesn't carry an age card.
On our way over to the Carlyle, Daisy asked me, "How old are you?"
You guys wouldn't have anyway of knowing this, but I'm a pretty vain person. I always have been.
Remember that song by Carly Simon, "You're so vain." For the longest time I literally thought this song was somehow about me. The thing I could not figure out was; how did Carly know about me. To my knowledge we had never meant. Then! A few years ago, while listening to a soft rock radio station I was shocked out of my wits. The hosts were discussing a phase from the song. Apparently, Carly was singing, "As you watched yourself gavotte, " and I had wrongly been hearing, "As you watched yourself go by." Believe you me; I was in a daze for days. Gavotte is a French dance. Of all the dances I know, the gavotte isn't one of them. After all of those years, I had to come to grips with the possibility that, Carly Simon's, "You're so vain, " wasn't a song about me. Even so! I am still a bit vain; especially about my age. When daisy asked about my age, I hesitated.
Eventually I said, "I was over X0ty." Daisy then asked me, "How old was the youngest girl you've ever fucked? " Again, I hesitated. I had to think. What did she mean? Was she talking about when I had been younger myself? Was she talking about now; lately? Daisy clarified her question. She wanted to know how old the youngest provider I'd ever been with was. This time; I not only hesitated, I changed the subject.
I decided to TOFTT. I passed on anything serious with Daisy. I took a few pictures and returned her to the jungle.
CookyJarYou are a much stronger man than most of us. She is truly beautiful.
Daisy Wowzer! I would love to get in contact with that. Where street did you find her and what part of the day?
You are a much stronger man than most of us. She is truly beautiful.Co-sign!
You are a much stronger man than most of us. She is truly beautiful.
Everyone has a line they won’t cross. I got this strange vibe from Daisy. The vibe was awfully close to my line. My choice was to not chance crossing over my line. That doesn’t make me any stronger than anyone else. Having a conscience doesn’t make me strong. It makes me normal.
I am certain that under the right circumstances, you would have done the same thing.
She is beautiful.
CookyJar
TheyCallMeHawk
05-29-10, 10:29
Everyone has a line they won’t cross. I got this strange vibe from Daisy. The vibe was awfully close to my line. My choice was to not chance crossing over my line. That doesn’t make me any stronger than anyone else. Having a conscience doesn’t make me strong. It makes me normal.
I am certain that under the right circumstances, you would have done the same thing.
She is beautiful.
CookyJar
always trust your gut. Her comments were deffinate RED FLAGS.
and yes she is beautiful....
First there was Andrea - The girl downstairs, Andrea - Cum let me show you how blondes can do it all ! and Andrea - Polish Vixen ready to play !!! ; and this was followed by, Aundrea & Lux - revisited , If you like em wild and freaky – say amen , Rating, and Re: Bullshit ain’t nutin, timing is everything . None of which does this little minks justice.
If you have a hard to reach sexual itch, and have been finding it difficult to get it scratched, try Aundrea, she probably has the solution in her little brown bag.
During my last visit with Aundrea I just happened to mention that I would love to get some pictures of her dressed in a little school girl outfit. Aundrea hopped up, dug down into her bag of tricks and came up with this cute little outfit. Later, I made another suggestion. Low and behold, Aundrea was able to come up with the right equipment.
This girl is great when it comes to providing that extra special touch. She can be a sweet and innocent dream or a daring and sultry temptress. Aundrea should come with a warning label – “This Girl is Addictive. Continued use may cause you to fall in love.”
CookyJar
This was only the beginning. Later, Aundrea was able to add other enhancements which added to her particular allure.
CookyJar
Oops dere it is ya’ll, oops dere it is. Dat booty, dat booty, dat bootyluscious booty. The girls got dat bootyluscious booty.
…she definately had a nice plump booty which I liked very much. After taking pics amber tells me that anything I want is on the menu, even anal.
…Amber is my kind of girl.
At first I thought it was SuperEloquent who had first reviewed Amber. I did a search though his thread, however; I did not find an original review on Amber. I did find one submitted by FreakLikDat. I mention this because I like it when I can collaborate information with another member. Also, it helps me when I feel too lazy to write up a full review on my own. I would love to give Amber her full share of props for our date. My eyes are tired and I am going to rely on the accuratacy of FreakLikDat’s review.
If you want to read a full review on Amber, please follow this link to FreakLikDat’s post titled, ”Amber - Great BBBJ”. I totally agree. She has a really nice ass, everything is on the table and she gives a nice BBBJ.
CookyJar
Dude, I wish I could hang with you. Aundrea is smoking please post as many pics of her as you can. Thanks again you're the best.
This was only the beginning. Later, Aundrea was able to add other enhancements which added to her particular allure.
CookyJar
Freaklikdat
06-01-10, 08:33
Oops dere it is ya’ll, oops dere it is. Dat booty, dat booty, dat bootyluscious booty. The girls got dat bootyluscious booty.
CookyJarI've been seeing her walking that big pit bull alot lately. She does look great from behind too:)
Successful threesomes are not achieved by the distinction of having some new talent or opportunity presented. They are achieved by the development of the opportunities at hand.
Over the last few months, I have been able to take advantage of some really nice opportunities. With that in mind, this review/report will be different. I am going to leave out the pornographic detailed descriptions. Suffice it to say; everything went as planned. I got to sample both pussies. Aundrea’s was wet and juicy, probably the results of the vibrator and lube. Amber was wet and tight, probably the results of watching Aundrea using the vibrator and lubes. I also got to sample both girls BBBJ technique. Amber’s was fast, furious with lots of bobbing head action and little use of hands. Aundrea was slow and deliberate with lots of tongue, kissing and slurping. I should also add; all the basic positions were available and used. Also, my hands were able to explore and investigate everything within reach. As always, I was fully engaged.
I would like to take this opportunity to discuss one of the many aspects of the Threesome.
There's a whole lot of information on how to arrange a threesome, but there's very little about what you should do once you're in one.
Threesomes are not like regular sex -- they require both imagination and sensitivity. If you plan on having a threesome, you need to go into the situation with some idea of what you're going to be doing, you need some threesome rules.
You're going to have sex with two women and all three of you have your own rules and limits, so understanding and respecting one another's comfort levels should be a top priority when you're establishing your threesome rules.
Rule #1. Amber’s Rule. Because the toys belonged to Aundrea, Amber was reluctant to use them. Correction: Amber was reluctant to insert them. Correct that correction: Amber didn’t want to have Aundrea’s toys insertion in her (Amber). (Amber did have her own set of toys, but they were kind of punkie and lackluster compared to Aundrea’s.)
Rule # 2. My Rule.I stopped doing anal a few years back. So I ruled out all anal insertion. Anal play takes some preparation. The thought of either of these two beauties having to run into the bathroom and take a dump, clean themselves out and return to our love nest just wasn’t pleasing – ugh. Anal play should be planned far in advance – unless you’re into shit – ugh again.
Rule #3. Aundrea’s Rule. Hmmm! Come to think of it! I don’t think Aundrea had any rules. She just went about taking directions, improvising and enjoying herself.
I am always the group leader. Aundrea took on the role of hostess. Amber was our honored guest. I take my role of group leader very serious. I insist on everyone being comfortable with what is happening. I get everyone involved. I try to make sure that everyone has a good time. Especially, me! I start things off light. A little humor always helps to set a friendly mood and get things started. For example: Amber was upright on her knees in a three point stand over Aundra. She looked fascinated as she grinded and pushed a well lubed 10’ inch vibrator into Aundrea’s pussy. Aundrea was lying back, up on both elbows with her head tossed back moaning. She rotated her hips gently; moving her body, accepting the toy little by little. I moved in closer to the mesmerized Amber and said, “Easy! Don’t break it; I was planning on using that later.” Amber halted what she was doing and answered, questioning, “What?” I again requested, “Please, don’t break that, I want to use it later.” I had both girls full attention. Both girls seemed a little disappointed as Amber withdrew the tool and clicked off the switch. Amber handed me the vibrator. I backed away and held up both hands, “Noooo! No! The pussy! Don’t break the pussy! I want to use it later?” Aundrea got it right away. I had to explain it a little to Amber. After I explained, “I don’t want you to wear out or stretch the pussy before I get my turn – get it.” Amber smiled. “You can’t break a pussy, can you?” I added. Ha, ha, ha,
I guess you had to be there.
CookyJar
This was a joint operation. Aundrea had a nice assortment of toys. Amber had three or four different flavors of lube. I had the vivid imagination.
… One of the best fucks that I ever had was while a girl was enjoying her favorite toy. It was an average size, ivory colored six inch vibrator. She lubed it and toyed with her clit and pussy while I jammed her up the ass (I do not do anal anymore). When she put the thing in her pussy; it nearly drove me insane as I felt the vibrations in her ass. I tried the same thing (different girl) using two electric silver balls. On another occasion, the vibration was inserted into the girl’s ass and I fucked the pussy (cowgirl); with pretty much the same sensations. (While the girl was riding me cowgirl with the artificial vibrating dick in her ass – she accidently pushed it out and it felled down between our legs. Whoops!!! It tickled as it lay on my balls.)
LOL
CookyJar
I opted for a milder version of the techniques mentioned above. While I gently slipped in and out of Aundrea drippy wet pussy, we let a small silver vibrator rest on her clit. Even though it was set on low, I could feel the vibrations. The sensations were marvelous; simply marvelous. The remarkably flexible Aundrea was able to spread her legs out to the side enabling me to get in ever so close. Aundrea is not just flexible. She is able to twist and turn and change positions while humping. She also has extraordinary pussy control. As I fucked her missionary, with her legs held high, I could feel her pussy throbbing, along with the vibrations from the toy laying on her clit.
How could anyone resist Aundrea’s little bubble butt? Especially after seeing her picture, “Aundrea’s Little Bubble Butt #006.”
When there is no limit to what one gets, there is no limit to what one does.
CookyJar
John Mac 8583
06-02-10, 15:01
Thanks CJ a very useful post once again!
Successful threesomes are not achieved by the distinction of having some new talent or opportunity presented. They are achieved by the development of the opportunities at hand.
Over the last few months, I have been able to take advantage of some really nice opportunities. With that in mind, this review/report will be different. I am going to leave out the pornographic detailed descriptions. Suffice it to say; everything went as planned. I got to sample both pussies. Aundrea's was wet and juicy, probably the results of the vibrator and lube. Amber was wet and tight, probably the results of watching Aundrea using the vibrator and lubes. I also got to sample both girls BBBJ technique. Amber's was fast, furious with lots of bobbing head action and little use of hands. Aundrea was slow and deliberate with lots of tongue, kissing and slurping. I should also add; all the basic positions were available and used. Also, my hands were able to explore and investigate everything within reach. As always, I was fully engaged.
I would like to take this opportunity to discuss one of the many aspects of the Threesome.
There's a whole lot of information on how to arrange a threesome, but there's very little about what you should do once you're in one.
Threesomes are not like regular sex. They require both imagination and sensitivity. If you plan on having a threesome, you need to go into the situation with some idea of what you're going to be doing, you need some threesome rules.
You're going to have sex with two women and all three of you have your own rules and limits, so understanding and respecting one another's comfort levels should be a top priority when you're establishing your threesome rules.
Rule #1. Amber's Rule. Because the toys belonged to Aundrea, Amber was reluctant to use them. Correction: Amber was reluctant to insert them. Correct that correction: Amber didn't want to have Aundrea's toys insertion in her (Amber). (Amber did have her own set of toys, but they were kind of punkie and lackluster compared to Aundrea's.)
Rule # 2. My Rule. I stopped doing anal a few years back. So I ruled out all anal insertion. Anal play takes some preparation. The thought of either of these two beauties having to run into the bathroom and take a dump, clean themselves out and return to our love nest just wasn't pleasing – ugh. Anal play should be planned far in advance – unless you're into shit – ugh again.
Rule #3. Aundrea's Rule. Hmmm! Come to think of it! I don't think Aundrea had any rules. She just went about taking directions, improvising and enjoying herself.
I am always the group leader. Aundrea took on the role of hostess. Amber was our honored guest. I take my role of group leader very serious. I insist on everyone being comfortable with what is happening. I get everyone involved. I try to make sure that everyone has a good time. Especially, me! I start things off light. A little humor always helps to set a friendly mood and get things started. For example: Amber was upright on her knees in a three point stand over Aundra. She looked fascinated as she grinded and pushed a well lubed 10' inch vibrator into Aundrea's pussy. Aundrea was lying back, up on both elbows with her head tossed back moaning. She rotated her hips gently; moving her body, accepting the toy little by little. I moved in closer to the mesmerized Amber and said, "Easy! Don't break it; I was planning on using that later. " Amber halted what she was doing and answered, questioning, "What? " I again requested, "Please, don't break that, I want to use it later. " I had both girls full attention. Both girls seemed a little disappointed as Amber withdrew the tool and clicked off the switch. Amber handed me the vibrator. I backed away and held up both hands, "Noooo! No! The pussy! Don't break the pussy! I want to use it later? " Aundrea got it right away. I had to explain it a little to Amber. After I explained, "I don't want you to wear out or stretch the pussy before I get my turn – get it. " Amber smiled. "You can't break a pussy, can you? " I added. Ha, ha, ha,
I guess you had to be there.
CookyJar
You guys are a riot.
Ed Norton,
Yours was an original piece, a fine work of art. You were always a superb adversary. Bravo.
Phillyewe,
Yours was a limerick of taste and imagination. I applaud your talent. Bravo.
Ed Norton and I have had our differences in the distant past and he and Cooky were once flame combatants. For some reason Ed has never been a fan of multiple or explicit photos, and for godsakes, please no close-ups of assholes. I think I commented at one point that he is the closest thing we have to a Fundamentalist Monger. As Super posted in his own thread, yes I always felt there was a bit of envy behind Ed's continued criticism of CJ and perhaps there is an element of that with you too. IMO Super and Cooky's photo reports are the closest thing to must-read posts on this entire site so there is no doubt where my ultimate loyalties lie.
That said, I really have to give Ed props on this one and Super I think you ought to lighten up a bit and learn to laugh at yourself a little. I enjoyed Ed's transcript, thought it was an inspired bit of satire, and didn't think it came across as mean-spirited at all.
As good as your stuff is, Super - and it's outstanding, let's face it even some of your fans like me have noted what seems to be an outsized ego that occasionally bleeds into brief moments of insufferable arrogance. If you would poke fun at yourself once in awhile or let Ed get his jab in w/o lashing out, I think it would help diffuse your critics.
However, the award for a post in the “Not a Review Category,” goes to Mike 80; IMHO. His was light, to the point and sensitive to all concerned.
Some beings will charge ahead, beating their heads against a brick wall. The enlightened one will recognize wisdom and appreciate effort.
Any Hamlet fans out there? Given the grammar and spelling and literary ability of most posters in here (especially my detractors), I think that the last literature many have read went something like..."See Spot run....run Spot run."
...My traducers (get out your dictionaries pea brains) will not take my suggestion to stay away from my thread. Apparently it is their written heroin: both desperately needed and cursed at the same time. Some readers here apparently do strangely and despairingly mirror the addictions of the SWs they seek.
From the start, I suggested to SuperEloquent, that he should slow down, take it easy and give the forum a change to get to know him. At that time he was posting and claiming to fuck 5 or six woman daily and his brother had taken over control of his computer. Lately, I have been more aggressive, pointing out that there is nothing wrong with his being an arrogant ass. Please take this in the light hearted manner in which it is given. I am one Lessereloquent pea brain who will not post in his thread until the Admin lightens up and lets him post in other threads. I will read his thread religiously. His thread is very amusing. It is very entertaining. But, as one of the Lessereloquent, peabrains, with no knowlelge of grammar, spelling and no literary abilities; I will not post in his thread. I will look at and admire the pretty pictures. I will refrain from being insulted. Let the other Lessereloquent mongers and pea brains do what they wish. I will make my peabrain comments in another thread. Peabrains of the world unite..
3. I "brag" too much (such as being hung like the proverbial horse, which I AM by the way, LMFAO, DEAL with it!)
This is a new one. A Freudian slip??? Childish!!! Very juvenile!!!
The Buddha teaches to all men. The Buddha teaches humbleness in all things.
Hey! I'm back. Now, quit posting those asshole pictures.
On a side note: Ed, I would have thought SuperEloquent to be more to your liking. He does not post nearly as many asshole pictures as I. And since you’ve never complained about his many action dick shots, I figured you were more into dicks than assholes. LOL
One more thing Ed. Feel free to post in my thread; after all it was you who got me exiled here. LOL I still do not agree with the move. I have gotten use to it. I’ve gotten over it. Now you get over the assholes. LOL
CookyJar
I first dated Mandy in the spring of ‘08.
...she was sporting a pair of glasses that made her look like a Gothic librarian/teacher/school-girl, quite a combo. Mandy was very effervescent, as I had vividly remembered her. I was kicking myself that I didn’t have time for a multiple-hour indoor date at a nice motel, because this was one SW worth the time and money for such. Although I was a bit pressed for time, there was enough time to go to the Carlyle, a lot better than a car date in the day.
She's a real cutie Supereloquent. The glasses does it for me. The glasses and hair are a nice look for her.
CookyJar
...the piling on of presumed "friends" and a certain very envious rival who disguises his so-called advice as "friendly," patronizingly patting you on your head with one hand and twisting a knife in your back with the other....
I guess that would be me.
LOL
CookyJar
Happy Father's Day
CookyJar
If the shoe fits...
You stated once upon a time that the reason you didn't reply in Super's thread was out of "respect" for him since he was restricted to it.
…he is a threat to your fragile ego, but don't think there aren't many of us who see you and this for exactly what it is.
The Shoe fits.
That’s the different between me and the bullshiters. I admit that “The Shoe Fits,” when it fits. With but one or two exceptions, I totally agree with everything you’ve so eloquently pointed out.
I think it is wrong that Supereloquent cannot post in other threads. You don’t think that’s wrong? That’s your opinion. I don’t know why the admin would seek to punish him in this manner. He is in my opinion a member of good standing and I cannot think of anything he has done to deserve such special treatment.
You, Mad Monger, in your own opinion; are NOT a peabrain. That’s your opinion. I am obviously a peabrain. That’s my opinion. I am also a self proclaimed, “Asshole.” Again, that is my own opinion. And, also IMHPO (In My Humble Peabrain Opinion), I believe we peabrains have a right to a opinion. I believe that all of the peabrains in this forum should unite and demand that Superelquent be released from this pitiful form of segregation. I said that and I still say it, “Peabrains unite.”
Unfortunately, peabrains are a silent majority. They are the “LesserElquent.” They don’t post much. Why? Because they know in their heart of hearts, if they post something, grammatically improper, they will be told, “You don't have enough vocabulary, grammar, spelling and syntax to punch your way out of a paper bag.” Here in lies my conundrum. I am a peabrain, a lesserelquent, a (if you will) dummy. I have the vocabulary of an idiot, the grammar of a dope, spell like a three year old and no syntax. Do I have the right of an opinion? Do I have the right to question my betters? On the behalf of the great silent peabrain majority (the lesserelquent who may not know that they’ve been insulted) I speak out. To the masses I say – yes, we have a right to a opinion, a right to disagree and a right to question. Peabrains unite.
Envy? Envious? Are you kidding? You are god damn, motherfucking right, I am envious. Jealous as a motherfucking would be more to the point. This motherfucker (Superelquent) is getting hold of some of the finest pieces around, who would not be jealous. You would have to be a complete fag not to be envious. Sure I have had my share of nice finds. In the past I have come across my own crop of beauties, but that does not mean I cannot envy another’s good fortunes. There is nothing wrong with that; I hope?
Ego? That’s where I beg to differ. Ego, super ego, the id, I never believed in the Freudian super babble. I may have one, but if I am not in control of it, what’s the problem? You may be able to control envy and jealousy but the subconscious ego is just that – subconscious. You don’t control your subconscious.
That’s the problem with you self important self proclaimed genius. (In this case I am not speaking about you Superelquent.) You don’t understand bullshit. Bullshit ain’t nuttin. Envy? It is okay to be envious. Jealousy? It is okay to be jealous. It’s okay to be a peabrain. It’s okay to be an asshole (my own claim to fame). It is okay for Superelequent to be an overbearing, pompous, arrogant; whatever – he has earned that right. However, neither he nor you or anyone else has the right to throw out a bunch of bullshit and expect me to accept it – even if I am just another peabrain. In my own bad English, I will object.
I don’t believe superelquent should be restricted to posting in his own thread. You believe what you want to believe.
… as the proud and official Vice President of the Supereloquent fan club… I would think as the vice president of his fan club you’d want to see this injustice set right. IMHPO
BTW: Feel free to reply right here, in this thread - you haven’t been restricted, have you?
CookyJar
PS: I am in no way putting down those of you who have an eloquent command of the English Language. Bad English is what it is – bad. I wish I had Superelquent's talent with the written word. The fact remains that I do not. I do not mind the put downs regarding my poor use of the word. I am very comfortable with who I am at this stage of my life. I am certain that there are many lurking out there who will not write even a small comment because of their fear of being put down. Keep that in mind.
Just MAYBE I can think about joining your fan club as well, LOL.Thanks! But, no thanks.
I will have to admit that when you are called you show your hand. But, do I get it right that you admit to what I said about patting Super on the shoulder with one hand and twisting a knife in his back with the other? I know you two have had a love/hate relationship but that pretty much reveals it point blank.If Superelquent (or anyone else) post something wrong, I comment. I would hope that he does the same with me. In this particular case it was you with the bullcrap. As a peabrain I do not kiss ass. Kissing ass is not part of the nature of peabrains. Whatever else we may be, we are honest. No knives or twisting or weapons are used.
I don't see the reasoning for it either, but Super seems to be taking it in stride. I guess it isn't too much different from you and him being segregated to your own threads in the first place. It is both an honor and a way to keep the other threads free of clutter and intimidation by two such powerful contributing forces as yourselves. I am sure clashes between the proverbial irresistible force and the proverbial immovable object (I am not sure which is which; I think maybe you two take turns, LOL) are just too much for most members in here and they are likely intimidated and just get out of the way.That's another difference between the eloquent and the peabrains. We peabrains do not just bend over and take it.
No one will likely ever come up for a good reason for separating post and responses from there original threads. Pictures and Comments are like apples and oranges.
I misunderstood your 'pea-brains unite' speech to mean a silly boycott of replying in Super's thread. Thanks for explaining that what you meant was a gathering of others in protest against his thread restriction. However, I would think IMHO that would be all the more reason to reply in his thread and keep up the continuity of interactive discussion (which I apologize for not doing here by posting in Super's thread. But, then again, you are doing the same thing by not posting there. LOL)You don't understand in the less. Mine is objection, disobedience. Yours is compliance.
I am not here to fight Super's battles for him, but I haven't seen him attack anyone for their lousy English except in the context of defending an attack on himself. I am the person to point that finger at (and look here, a preposition at the end of a sentence.)Stop riding his dick, then. Oops! Was that another grammatic blunder?
I totally agree. We all have a right to our opinions. "Some of us" (I do not mean to imply you) should refrain, however, when the opinions are so boneheaded that they seem malformed and worthless. Yours may have grammar errors, but they at least tend to have some value most of the time.Okay!
Yeah, we are all envious of Super.Forget the bullshit. Forget the mumble jumble. Isn't it enugh to say; it's okay to envy and be a little jealous. Isn't it enough just to say; envy and jealousy are part of human nature.
Here I agree with you. You and Super are very different but very strong personalities. It would be a common mistake to attribute "ego" to either of you. You are both what you are and very dominating personalities on this Board. Maybe it is inevitable that you two should rub bumpers every now and again. Like was quoted in a car racing movie with Tom Cruise that I can't quite recall: "Rubbing is racing. "More mumble jumble.
One person's bullshit is another person's good sense. What you did say that makes good sense is that being envious is human nature and most of us in this forum would be less than honest if we didn't admit that we were envious of both you and Super for your finds, reports and pictures. But we all also greatly appreciate your efforts nonetheless.Still more.
I am in synch with you on this one. However, Super is a big boy and I am sure he can and will address this issue if he feels he wants to without any help from the peanut gallery.As VP of his fan club and a member of his peanut gallery perhaps you'd like to stop riding his dick.
I have been known to be guilty of this and I would not wish to intimidate anyone from contributing as a result. I have seen Super do this, as I said, but only as part of an aggressive defense. I guess the lesson to be learned is to Polish up your English if you are thinking about going after Super, because he sure as shit might take your attack apart like a literary surgeon, LOL.That sounds like a threat. Don't even try it. Are you trying to get Superelquent and I involved in some type of feud. You are mad.
CookyJar
Phunchance
06-20-10, 13:42
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SUCK on mine, pea brain!
You've got my MO. You've got my number. I trully hope you have all that you need. Just go away.
CookyJar
What a world? What a world?
You must have one fuckin' swelled fat head. I bet you can't even get a hat to fit you! To presume YOU are so elevated in status that you have the right and privilege to be announcing holidays to the rest of us? Suppose we ALL did this? The forum would be JAMMED with this shit!
You once accused Supereloquent of posting "bullshit" (you seem to like that word a lot) to raise his post count. Well, what kettle is calling what pot black?
I sure hope you’re joking, Philly John.
Whatever I did to you, be it in this life or another – I apologize.
CookyJar
I am about to post pictures of two of my favorites, Aundrea and Alexis (not Alexus). They are as different as night and day. One is an over achieving sex goddess of a provider and a tiny spinner. The other is a full blown mind blower with an over active tongue. Both girls are Diamonds in the Rough, IMHO.
The question is: Why date one if I can have the other.
CookyJar
One man’s "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING"? may be another man’s crème de la crème.
Have you ever opened you eyes, stepped outside of the castle and taken a good look around?
CookyJar
Alexis is special. She is one of the best provider around.
With a tongue like that how can she be anything other than special
IMHO
CookyJar
The phrase is clearly a metaphor for the original unpolished state of diamond gemstones, especially those that have the potential to become high quality jewels.
There is nothing rough about Aundrea. (Unless you like it rough.) She is my favorite. This is my fourth, fifth or sixth date with Aundrea, I've lost count.
I am hooked on her.
CookyJar
Here is another girl, and another question. Her name is Ashley. She too, IMHO, is a diamond in the rough. She gives a ”Bare Back Blow Job,” to die for. On the way to the room I asked her, “What can you do.” She replied with pride, “I can deep throat.” This was a huge, gigantic understatement.
CookyJar
I was standing in front of Ashley with my dick buried down deep in her throat. There wasn’t a hint of a gag. I gripped her by the back of her hand and held tight. With my dick shoved in to the hilt I said, “Lick my balls.” While she was deep throating me, Ashley was able to lick the base of my dick right to my balls. I let her up for air and asked if she had ever done that before. She said, ” No.” You learn something new every day.
On her second attempt Alexis tried to deep throat and reach further down onto my balls with her tongue – this time there was a slight gag. The question is should I keep Ashley on my, “To Do Again List.”
Please note pictures Ashley 85 & 86. She's a very special girl.
“Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.”
CookyJar
Oops! I almost forgot something.
I got somethis special for my old friend Ed Norton. Ed doesn't like pictures of assholes. So this one is especially for you Ed.
ROFLMBAS
CookyJar
Like Aundrea and Alexis, I have posted Katie before. What got to me this time was her skirt. I love a girl in a short skirt. Once again I was reminded of times gone by.
CookyJar
The skirt adds something to the pictures, don't you think.
CookyJar
What's not to like about Katie?
CookyJar
When I finally get Ashley alone - what happens. She spooks, gets paranoid and leaves out after posing for three pictures.
The word on the streets is that Ashley has been raped a couple of time. She stays hopped up. She left without getting any money. She didn't seem as high as she was on either one of our first two dates. She still didn't remember me or any of our dates. I was out of the money for the room. But, as luck would have it, I was able to make Lemonaide out of this lemon date. That's when I meant AnonGirl II
When I got back to the avenue, I spotted Ashley walking in the middle of the street.
YMMV
CookyJar
ANYWAY, I did my first threesome, took a TON of hot pics for you to enjoy and I am writing my report(s) and preparing to post. (Yes, there are two "rounds" in this escapade. A tryst with one SW led to a threesome with her and another SW.)
Stay tuned.
I am waiting with heighten anticipation. I am certain it’s going to be awesome.
I don’t agree with all of your reasons. I do agree on the girl on girl stuff. It’s nice but mostly done for the camera. The real action takes place once the camera is put away. IMHO
Go for it.
CookyJar
YeeeeeeHawwwwww!
Now that's the guy I know and love. LOL
CookyJar
One man’s "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING"? may be another man’s crème de la crème.
Have you ever opened you eyes, stepped outside of the castle and taken a good look around?
CookyJarLove all the pics you take,especially Alexis. I know you have posted her up before, but always good to see her and your other girls.
Freaklikdat
06-21-10, 14:15
Here is another girl, and another question. Her name is Ashley. She too, IMHO, is a diamond in the rough. She gives a ”Bare Back Blow Job,” to die for. On the way to the room I asked her, “What can you do.” She replied with pride, “I can deep throat.” This was a huge, gigantic understatement.
CookyJar
I recall that several others have also already reported her as Amber too.
Here is a post on Amber by Freaklikdat. It contains pics and you can see that Amber is the same gal you call "Ashley." I am sure Freaklikdat and others who have dated Amber can confirm that is her name and that it is the same girl you are incorrectly calling Ashley.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=963014&postcount=2798SuperE is right on this one CJ. Amber is her name and she has a big tattoo on her neck that says "amber" unless she told you Ashley since they do seem to change names often on the K then I can see why you called her ashley. It's funny cause I just hooked up with Amber yesterday evening remembering how good her BBBJ was the last time I saw her. Her deepthroating skills are impressive and makes her stand out from the other girls. My only knock on her is she can't do a lenghty BBBJ to completion without complaining IMHO. But definately worth a try.
SuperE is right on this one CJ. Amber is her name and she has a big tattoo on her neck that says "amber" …
Her deepthroating skills are impressive and makes her stand out from the other girls. My only knock on her is she can't do a lenghty BBBJ to completion without complaining IMHO. But definately worth a try.
You are sooooooooooo right. I hope the forum pain in the behinds don’t give me a lot of flack over this. I was rushing trying to get this batch of pictures posted after being hassled all day yesterday by one of Supereloquent’s groupies.
The girls name is Amber. She has it tattooed on her neck so she won’t forget it. I didn’t write it down but I should have.
I haven’t checked out Supereloquent’s thread yet, so I don’t know what he said. That’s the point I’ve been trying to make about his not being allowed to post in any thread other than his own.
I saved Supereloquent’s thread for last. I wanted to savor his threesome report.
Speaking of threesome reports; did you read Hawk’s? Now that was hot, smoking hot.
BTW: If you date Amber again; ask her to do the ball licking while DT trick I taught her. LOL ;)
CookyJar
Love all the pics you take,especially Alexis.
Keep your filthy hands off of Aundrea – that’s MY women. LOL ;)
CookyJar
… just forgot her name?
The only times I have ever known a SW to change names was to switch from her real name to a street (or dancing) name, or to change names because she was getting a bad rep and wanted to wipe the slate clean (like Kylie to Rachel or Alexus to Lex and CC). Some girls have special names they use for advertising on CL or BP, so they know whether it is an internet date or someone from the Ave when a customer calls. If you know of any situations OTHER than what I mentioned above, could you please give me some examples (other than maybe adding a middle name like Lynn to Jamie-Lynn,or the infamous Staci-Lynn/Tiffany-Lynn, who doesn't appear to know who she is or what she wants herself called, LOL )? Because, I can't think of any such name changes regarding any SWs that I know.
Let’s not make too big a fuss about this one. Three out of four isn’t that bad. The girls name is Amber. I made a mistake. Please forgive me. I’m a baddddd CookyJar.
The only times I have ever known a SW to change names was to
1. switch from her real name to a street (or dancing) name,
2. or to change names because she was getting a bad rep and wanted to wipe the slate clean (like Kylie to Rachel or Alexus to Lex and CC).
3. Some girls have special names they use for advertising on CL or BP, so they know whether it is an internet date or someone from the Ave when a customer calls.
4. adding a middle name like Lynn to Jamie-Lynn,or the infamous Staci-Lynn/Tiffany-Lynn, who doesn't appear to know who she is or what she wants herself called,
If you know of any situations OTHER than what I mentioned above, could you please give me some examples (other than maybe adding a middle name like Lynn to Jamie-Lynn,or the infamous Staci-Lynn/Tiffany-Lynn, who doesn't appear to know who she is or what she wants herself called, LOL )? Because, I can't think of any such name changes regarding any SWs that I know.
Now I am really confused. Didn’t you just give 4 reasons why a girl may have/use different names.
Here are a more:
5. To avoid LE girls often use an alias.
6. They think Ashley is sexier than their real name Bertha.
7. They are wanted by the FBI under their real name.
8. Sometimes they give their given name and other times they give a nickname.
9. Sometime it’s just a matter of spelling: Like Holli rather than Holly or CookyJar rather than Cookie Jar.
10. They are so hi they cannot remember their real name.
You have given two really nice examples, Kylie to Rachel and Alexus to LUX. I have no idea why they do it, but they do it.
On this site it may be important. It may be important to some. It may be important when comparing two girls without pictures. It is not important to you or I, and it’s not important to guys like FreakLitDat or anyone who actually travels the streets looking for girls. When I am looking for a girl, I hunt by scent, by sight, by sound – I’m an animal and that’s how I hunt. I never hunt by name. I am not driving down the avenue yelling, “Hey is your name Amber? Wanna Date?”
We’ve both dated Nikki. We were able to find her not because her name was Nikki or Nicole. We found her because she was hot (and we were out looking).
LOL ;)
CookyJar
Ratings? There aren’t ratings high enough; two gorgeous gals in face and body; both expertly and wildly sucking your cock and balls; fucking a tight pussy on a gymnast while the other hottie plays with herself and encourages you on; and a finale of 2 girls getting you as excited as you have ever been, working on your nipples and cock and dirty talking JUST right to totally flip (and maybe burn out, LOL) your switches. I would say YMMV, but I can’t imagine anything else here but the BEST.
I don’t know what to say. I’m flat out speechless.
Awesome report!
CookyJar
Hey FreakLikDat,
You might like this one. She stepped in when Ashley bummed out on me. Unfortunately I never got her name. There was no ride over in the car, no LE check, no discussion of the cost of rice in China; she was just there when I needed her. There was no need to exchange names. She asked me, “What happened with your girlfriend?” I explained that Ashley had been high and walked out on me. I asked her if she was available. She said yes and nature took its course from there.
She performed all of the regular services. She didn’t rock my world, but she did get the job done.
For now let’s just call her AnonSweetie. I am certain you, SuperEloquent or somebody will come up with her name.
LOL ;)
CookyJar
Please don’t get the wrong idea about my issues with names. Whenever possible I’d rather have the girl name then not have her name. But, it’s not the end of the world, for me, it I don’t have her name. It could be Enie Meanie, Minie or Moetisha for all I care, as long as she has good work ethics and get the job done.
CookyJar
Tjinla2001
06-22-10, 09:48
What's not to like about Katie?
CookyJarKatie is a beautiful prostitute. I think she would be super sexy if she was pregnant. I think she would be able to charge more with a sexy baby bump. She is pretty so she'd be able to sell the baby for big $$ and then she could feed her drug habit to the max.
Freaklikdat
06-23-10, 14:04
Hey FreakLikDat,
You might like this one. She stepped in when Ashley bummed out on me. Unfortunately I never got her name. There was no ride over in the car, no LE check, no discussion of the cost of rice in China; she was just there when I needed her. There was no need to exchange names. She asked me, “What happened with your girlfriend?” I explained that Ashley had been high and walked out on me. I asked her if she was available. She said yes and nature took its course from there.
She performed all of the regular services. She didn’t rock my world, but she did get the job done.
For now let’s just call her AnonSweetie. I am certain you, SuperEloquent or somebody will come up with her name.
LOL ;)
CookyJarNow, CJ You knoooow how I love them HSWs. Luckily I got a chance to run into this one and she did give me a name to use to write a review on her but as you can see I never got around to that review of her. She actually called me sometime last week for copies of the pics I took and I told her i'll have them for her the next day but haven't heard from her since.
Wasn't sure who was telling the truth so since I see her just about every day I asked her. Angie told me that not only was Cookie a very nice guy but she is supposed to see him again sometime this week. She told me she hasn't discussed those pics with anyone since they were taken. Hope this puts that to rest! Keep up the good work my man. She not only didn't care that they were posted she said she hopes to see him soon.
T
P. I talked to her today at 3:15 pmThe above report was posted back in 2006 about Angie who lived at K and Westmoreland at the time.http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=486131#post486131 This was the Angie that I knew unless a different one is being talked about. Why not just get back to business so we can all stop reading page after page of drama. Nuff said for me.
T
Now, CJ You knoooow how I love them HSWs. Luckily I got a chance to run into this one and she did give me a name to use to write a review on her but as you can see I never got around to that review of her. She actually called me sometime last week for copies of the pics I took and I told her i'll have them for her the next day but haven't heard from her since.
Yeahhhhh Buddy,
When it comes to them HSWers, you are the men. I should have known you'd have the name.
Thanks, FreakLikDat
CookyJar
On other notes:
You blew right past the 3000 milestone for your pic count, including both your posts here and in Camden. Congratulations! This is an incredible accomplishment considering that you have been posting pics on here only a little more than a year.
We have had our differences, but let's give credit where credit is due: Congratulations to you too CookyJar for crossing the 4000 pic milestone here on your Philly thread. I know you have many more to add to this if we counted up your Camden pic posts. It is just easier to count Super's in Camden because they are all in his own thread.
First: Big props to Nicole. She is a real cutie. I’m betting Rob is wishing he never gave her up.
Second: Props to SuperEloquent on passing the 3000 picture mark. I hope the next 3000 is twice as much fun.
FYI: There is a way of viewing all of your posted pictures and determining the total number of pictures posted.
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After reading your comments I had to check mine. I had no idea!!!
The easiest way is to go to DukePV’s Photo Index thread, stroll down to the bottom where it says:
You can view all the photos YOU have posted by clicking here.
And click on here.
CookyJar
Holly must be having quite a few bad days. My last two dates with her were definitely not up to par. I must agree with most of what you have said, except I can no longer consider her bright, cute, pleasant and a good performer. As you stated everyone can have a bad day, however she has had two consecutive bad days with me and from the recent posts I am not alone. It's time for me to give up on her.
Both of my dates were rushed and she has lost her previous bubbly personallity and her looks are fading quickly. She had large zits on her face and the curves on her naturally slim and curvaceous body are heading south.
She seems like an entirely different person than she was just a few months ago when she seemed to have so much going for her.Okay fellows, meet me half way. No one has ever said Holly wasn’t a beautiful girl. And I have to say, I’ve always had a good time with her. This last time was no exception. She did seem a little nervous or hype when see first got into my car. She seemed very happy to see me, soon relaxed, and started to talked. According to Holly, she has been having some problems. And, according to Holly, she is trying to get back to her old self and regain the respect of her regulars.
Proceed with caution, at your own risk.
CookyJar
I like taking outside photos. It was getting dark by the time we found this excellent location. Holly was up to posing and didn’t mind getting completely naked. She was great.
I like fucking out of doors even more than I like taking outside pictures. Back in my early twenties I had a girl who liked fucking in the park as much as I did. We’d wait until dard and climb up to the 33rd st reservoir in Fairmount Park and fuck. Yes! Good times.
After the pictures were taken, Holly wraped her sharf around her middle so that it looked like she was wearing a skirt. She kneeled down and gave me a nice start-up BBBJ until I was nice and hard. I then got her to turn around, bend over and hold onto a tree while I banged her from behind.
Holly was very accommodating. She gave it her all. There is nothing like having it “YOUR WAY.’
CookyJar
Johnny Stales
06-24-10, 21:32
Very cool pics CJ. Holly 42 is a masterpiece.
Experience hunters know what to do when the prey goes south. Holly remains a friend of mine. And like all of my friends I will allow her some leeway. However, I expect my friends to act like a friend and not like an ass
I gave her another chance, but; YMMV.
CookyJar
Very cool pics CJ. Holly 42 is a masterpiece. Thanks! Yeah, #42 is nice. #51 and #52 are my favs. #56 isn't shabby either.
CookyJar
FlyGuyEddie007
06-24-10, 22:40
Maybe she need the negative posts about her actions to other people on here.
Maybe she need the negative posts about her actions to other people on here.What's up FlyGuy?
You are so right. She knew about the bad reports and seemed concerned. She also knew that I would take care of her (if you know what I mean), if she provided good service.
Either way works. If you want to hurt a SWer, hit her. Not physically! Hit her in her pocketbook.
CookyJar
Experience hunters know what to do when the prey goes south. Holly remains a friend of mine. And like all of my friends I will allow her some leeway. However, I expect my friends to act like a friend and not like an ass
I gave her another chance, but; YMMV.
CookyJarHey Cookie,
You are cool for the most part but this gal I'd stay away from. Dated her once and all it was consisted of more $. INHO not worth it plus she has a pimp! Are you in the pimp bus now, LOL!
Hey Cookie,
Ur cool for the most part but this gal I'd stay away from. Dated her once and all it was consisted of more $. INHO not worth it plus she has a pimp! r u in the pimp bus now, LOL!Thanks Sam, I appreciate your imput.
Approach with caution, that’s my best advice regarding Holly. She is a cutie. And, when she is good, it’s very good. But, when she is bad, she is very……. What else can I say?
No! I am not a pimp. But! I do play one on TV.
LOL ;)
CookyJar
Thanks Sam, I appreciate your imput.
Approach with caution, that’s my best advice regarding Holly. She is a cutie. And, when she is good, it’s very good. But, when she is bad, she is very……. What else can I say?
No! I am not a pimp. But! I do play one on TV.
LOL ;)
CookyJarLOL, that is a good one. For me I try to stick with women who have fewer issues / less drama. Hey FYI: I like your posts and pics!
Greetings Everyone,
I recently cleaned up this thread by deleting a number of off-topic and otherwise worthless posts by K Monger, as well as a number responses made by other forum members to these deleted posts.
This cleanup process is not perfect, and it's possible that I may have inadvertently deleted a few otherwise legitimate posts. If you find that your own report was also deleted, please don't take it personally.
Thanks,
Jackson
Greetings Everyone,
I recently cleaned up this thread by deleting a number of off-topic and otherwise worthless posts by K Monger, as well as a number responses made by other forum members to these deleted posts.
This cleanup process is not perfect, and it's possible that I may have inadvertently deleted a few otherwise legitimate posts. If you find that your own report was also deleted, please don't take it personally.
Thanks,
Jackson
You also removed my post referring to the unfair restrictions placed on my good buddy, SuperEloquent.
… this is a private website which can be run according to the owner's/manager's rules. There are lots of rules on here and we are obliged either to follow them or get shown the door.
Besides, this particular website is NOT America… ;)
I guest SuperEloquent was right. You commie fascist! Ha ha haw
;) (Just kidding)
CookyJar
I hope Jackson didn't delete any of your posts. I love your pics, CJ, and haven't been here for a while because somebody turned me onto a site rip of "crack wh0re confessions" dot com. Needless to say, I have been busy for the past month or so, doing other things.
You know my fetish is watching girls getting high, being high. Give me $250 bucks and a day off, and I'm buying a quarter rock for some roughed up crack hoe who wants to spend the day naked and at a notel sucking the glass dick. Some people go to the shore on their day off. I prefer to watch some naked skank get high. That's me, so YMMV.
You thankfully post girls who I would not consider "wifey material." Women like Alix Lakehurst, Billie Bombs, and London Andrews. To me, that's wifey material. Slightly plump and voluptuous. Throw in some elbow-to-belly button length titties, and I want to marry that girl. She climbs on top, and "chicken strolls" her way to my heaven. Oh, boy, PUPPIES TO PLAY WITH!!. A nice everyday trouble to have to deal with. Her getting off while riding me, and me? HUGE puppies to play with while she is grinding her way to satisfaction!!!
But on the side, I much prefer the anorexic "I've f----ed 12 guys so far today" type skank who only really wants the glass dick for pleasure. You provide us that, doing the great public service you provide us fetish types who, generally, only look at the pictures. Your art is beyond comparison.
The only problem I have with your posts is that there are not enough pics of the "glass dick." And that isn't really a hit, considering your body of work. But more pix of girls getting high would be nice. I know Street Steve, I think, posted some pic about a month ago with a crackpipe on the bed. HOT! HOT! HOT!
I know this is turning into a bit of a "build you up, then tear you down" type post. It really wasn't intended to be that way, because I love your pics, CJ. It is great that Jackson erased posts that were off topic or hostile toward you.
Keep up the good work and, as Esson's Tiger (for those of you old enough to remember) used to say, "Happy Mongering!"
…P.S. Weekend/holiday mornings seem to be the best time for OYR. Haven't left competely empty handed when I tried on a weekend morning.
Normally I start every hunt with a trip though the Old York Road (OYR) stroll area. I do so out of habit and a little superstitious custom rather than any great expectations. When I first started mongering I took a route up Broad St around into Huntington Park and out down OYR. Back then, in its hay day, girls would flash their breast or pussy, flicking out their tongue as you drove pass. There would be so many girls they would trip over themselves as they ran to you car. I witnessed more than a few fights and arguments break out when a guy stopped and pointed a finger towards a group of girls. This was back when Crack was king and 8th and Butler was making the headlines daily in all three of the city’s papers.
The sounds of the street dealers yelling, “Butter, butter, butter,” to passing cars has turned into a whisper inside alleyways. The old Bulletin is gone and the city struggles to maintain two dailies. And OYR is a ghost stroll.
Hit and miss does not even begin to describe the blinkness of a trip pass this once glorious stroll. Without the likes of Suzy, Stacey or Shannon to draw in patrons, the homeboyz stand around in a daze. What is left there, the blurry eyed rag muffins, do not bring in enough to make it worthwhile standing on a hot corner. Even LE seems to have abandoned the area.
I usually drive pass between dawn and dusk. I haven’t done a drive by after mid-night in years. About 5 years ago there was a tranny influxs that pretty much ruined after dark hunting on OYR for me. My eyes aren’t what they use to be and I like to see who I am letting into my car.
Having said all of that, I still drive pass every time I head out. Why? It is mostly a habit, kind of like honoring the dead. Also; I am always hoping to see Suzy, Stacey or Rochelle (aka Shannon). And, there is always the off chance that I’ll find somebody doable.
CookyJar
I think Henry Ford said something to the effect that if we only settle for the best, we often get it. I have driven OYR only to see the same skinny smoked out shells that I'd had seen for years only to round a corner and see the F'ing most beautiful bubble butt that I had dated years ago and pick her up and its on.
Maybe I'm just lucky but OYR has been very good to this here monger.
I have no idea what this girls name is. I know some of you hate it when I post a girl without a name. For those of you who will die if you do not have a Streetwalker’s name, let us call this BSW, “Heyu,” (pronounced: Hey you). So if you are ever driving though the OYR area and you see this girl, just lean out of your window and yell, “Heyu,” and I assume you she will come over.
When I first saw Heyu I thought I knew her. From a distance she looked like another big Butt Sistah, Eunice (Motor-Booty Affair) I’d posted about; a few years back. Heyu wasn’t one of those dried out skinny witches normally found on OYR these days, so I gave her a chance. Eunice had been the bomb, Heyu turned out to be a dud. Maybe I’ve gotten spoiled. There was no zing, no pizzazz, if you know what I mean. She had that uppity BSW attitude that I hate. She got the job done with a rushed lack luster BBBJ so I cannot complain too much.
I see Heyu walking OYR every now and then. I have no interest in a second ride. YMMV
CookyJar
If you’re looking for a hi yellow BSW cutie with a Halle Berry face or a HSW with a J-Lo ass I would suggest that you check out your favorite internet escort service or local hi end booty club for take-out. Because you are not likely to find that on OYR. However, every once in a while a new girl will appear.
Erica is not a raving beauty. Facially she is not a Halli Berry look-a-like. Who is? She is not ugly, IMHO. Her wide set, beady little eyes give her a different look. None of that mattered much – again, IMHO. Because, Erica has a fine little teen body with perky boobs and a fabulously firm little bottom. Erica was able to produce a picture ID showing her to be of age.
CookyJar
The service was just what you’d expect from a girl just out of her teens. It was GFE. Not streetwalker GFE, but, Girlfriend GFE. They all have to start somewhere, right. Eric looked at my dick like it was her first, then she said, “Tell me when you are about to cum, I don’t like cum in my mouth.” She started off slow and deliberated, kind of delicate; like she was trying to suck my dick without actually touching it with the insides of her mouth. Then just as it was getting good she stopped and once again reminded me to tell her when I was about to cum. After the third reminder, I gave-up.
I wish I could tell you that I flipped her ass up and banged the hell out of her, but that didn’t happen. I had lost the mood and I needed that sloppy SW BBBJ to get things going. Eric’s simple technique just wasn’t what I needed. Her innocent real life GFE ended up being a turn-off for me. I needed a sl*t.
Would I do Erica again? Yes, maybe in two or three years after she has gotten some experience.
CookyJar
Some may notice/remember the old venue. OYR is near-by, so this was the better option. It felt good using the old location. It is more comfortable than the Carlyle and cheaper. Oops! I just remembered why I stopped using it. Too many USASG members were plying girls with money to obtain the location. Oh! Well! Back to the Carlyle.
CookyJar
…I very recently got a contact request from a Senior Member of this Board who, at least on the surface, masquerades as one of the "good guys." It's not like we were great buddies, but I agreed to share with him some very valuable contact information about a SW. So, what does he do with it? In the process of contacting the SW in question he sabotages me and fucks me up the ass!
Ouch!!! In the ass? Man that had to hurt. I hope he used a little grease.
But! It’s not like I hadn’t warned you. I said it on numerous occasions. Law enforcement, streetwalkers, pimps, neighborhood watch, rip off artists, thieves and stick-up guys are not the only threats out there. My biggest worry is that some fellow USASG monger will get me hurt. I am always on the look out for the regular threats, but, you have no way of knowing when some fellow monger has said or done something to put you in harms way.
The details do matter. If there is some worthless piece of shit out there making trouble we all need to know? If it was a girl, you’d tell us – right? It is the same thing.
What happened?
Inquiring minds want to know. (Make that one inquiring mind wants to know.)
CookyJar
…my fetish is watching girls getting high, being high. Give me $250 bucks and a day off, and I'm buying a quarter rock for some roughed up crack hoe who wants to spend the day naked and at a notel sucking the glass dick. Some people go to the shore on their day off. I prefer to watch some naked skank get high. That's me, so YMMV.
"Happy Mongering!"
Seek help!!!
;) ROFLOL
CookyJar
Seek help!!!
;) ROFLOL
CookyJar
I think a full blown comitment to an institution like St. Elizebeths's or Sheppard Pratt may be what's called for!!
Street Steve
07-05-10, 11:13
You know my fetish is watching girls getting high, being high. Give me $250 bucks and a day off, and I'm buying a quarter rock for some roughed up crack hoe who wants to spend the day naked and at a notel sucking the glass dick. Some people go to the shore on their day off. I prefer to watch some naked skank get high. That's me, so YMMV.
But on the side, I much prefer the anorexic "I've f-ed 12 guys so far today" type skank who only really wants the glass dick for pleasure. You provide us that, doing the great public service you provide us fetish types who, generally, only look at the pictures. Your art is beyond comparison.
The only problem I have with your posts is that there are not enough pics of the "glass dick. " And that isn't really a hit, considering your body of work. But more pix of girls getting high would be nice. I know Street Steve, I think, posted some pic about a month ago with a crackpipe on the bed. HOT! HOT! HOT!
I know this is turning into a bit of a "build you up, then tear you down" type post. It really wasn't intended to be that way, because I love your pics, CJ. It is great that Jackson erased posts that were off topic or hostile toward you.
Keep up the good work and, as Esson's Tiger (for those of you old enough to remember) used to say, "Happy Mongering! "This guy loves his Skank. I like this guy.
And Squonk64 don't let anyone tell you what you should like. No one. Thats why I love to post all types of SW's-not just young and pretty gems. A little skank keeps it all real- just the way the Street really is.
Here is the SW Squonk64 was referring to:
http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=1003174&postcount=2260
http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=1003175&postcount=2261
http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=1003177&postcount=2262
Street
…a Senior Member of this Board who, at least on the surface, masquerades as one of the "good guys."
So; the reason you are not going into details and exposing this, pain in the ass, (I assumed it hurt) masquerader is because I cannot always remember the names of the girls I fuck. Is that right?
Okay! I get it. I really do get it. You don’t think it’s that important an issue. So; you don’t want to go into the details at this time. I get it. And! I respect it.
I had my reason for asking. I don’t want anyone wrongly assuming that it was I you were referring to as the masquerading good guy who fucked you in the ass. ROFLMAS
I do enjoy poking fun at you, in this forum. I enjoy our light hearted debates. I envy you some of the girls you find. (I am still hunting for my first Asian.) And, even though we have different styles, I appreciate your effects and what you contribute. I would never jerk you around on the streets.
CookyJar
CookyJar, my friend, you expect DETAILS from me regarding a post, but you can't remember the NAME of a SW …? And, this is hardly the first time! Misspellings we will forgive, but you seem to be forgetting a number of names recently, or you just get them totally wrong! I know you claim that names are not important, because you also claim that SWs change them all the time. But some of us actually think a name is an important DETAIL, even if it is just the name she is using for the moment. Forgetting one name is perhaps an oversight; getting another name totally wrong starts to get annoying; forgetting yet another name starts to look like an irksome pattern. I, for one, don't relish remembering the SWs you post as "'Heyu," or "AnonSweetie," or the wrong name altogether. You might think it is amusing; I think it is irritating.
Props to you for continuing to post a variety of SWs from various strolls, but, damn, take a notepad with you and write their names down so you can remember them!
I am not just claiming; I am proclaiming here and now to each and every member of the website, its visitors, the world population and whom ever else it might concern, that I, the person hereto known as, “CookyJar” could give a rats ass about a streetwalker’s name.
I am a fairly nice guy. I love my neighbor. I honor my mother and father. I don’t steal (any more). I have never taken a life (except in the service of my country). The Sabbath is cool with me. I promise to stop commenting adultery soon. I have already told you I would never purposely do anything to harm another monger’s rep on the street. And, I shall not covet Supereloquent’s house; I shall not covet his streetwalkers, or female slaves, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to Supereloquent. But; When it come to Street Walker’s name, I could give a rat’s ass – so damn me to Hell.
Re: Before changing the subject...Originally posted on 4/22/07 (post# 160)
I cannot believe that we are back to this. How about this? I will just leave a blank space and mongers can fill in the name of their choice.
Except for those occasions when I forget or just do not know a girl’s name, I use the name given or requested by the girl. On these occasions when a wrong name was given, I give an explanation. I do not make up names willy nilly. More often than not, it is the spelling that I make up. And no, I am not going out and buy a book of names in order to satisfy someone’s obsession with names.
The girls on the avenue change their names and that is a fact. Your not wanting to believe that fact is not going to change it.
Usually I will ask a girl to write down any contact information that she is willing to give me. Later, I write it down in my little red book. I have gathered together bits and pieces, scanned them and presented them as further proof of my guiltlessness. Please note; Jewels wrote down Jewels and not Brittney or Elenora. Blondie wrote Blondie and not Shorty. However I admit to shorting Queen ***** to just Queen. The other Brittany told me to use Gia. To what advantage would I have in changing Brittney to Gia. And Cherry asked to have her pictures posted under the name of Cherry. Why would I lie? What difference is it to me? I am truthful about everything else, why would I lie about the name a girl gives me. And if a girl asks me to post her name under Tistobitch, I am going to post her name as Tistobitch. There have been times when I could not find a pencil or paper and had to rely on my bad memory. When this happens, I am sorry, you will just have to make do with what I remember.
CookyJar
Welcome back.
From day one. From the first day I posted a picture on this site I have been accused, flamed and lied on. I have been threaten, followed and reported. I have posted thousand of pictures of hundreds of girls. You would think that by now I could get a break on this one issue. I know your names. I know my name. I know and have provided the names of approximately 90% of the girls I have posted. Do I have to know everybody’s name?
It’s a hobby. Not a job! I do this for fun and not a living. No one is paying me to be perfect in every detail. I get some enjoyment out of it and that’s enough for me. I take it serious but it’s not a life or death thing. I meet a girl. Usually the girl will tell me her name. I’ll tell her mine. I’ll take a few pictures and maybe get my dick sucked and a quick fuck. Sometimes I’ll ask her to write down her name. Sometimes I have no pencil, pen or paper. Other times I do. But! And, this is a big but. Neither the name, nor the pen, pencil nor paper was ever a big part of the reason why I was out in the first place. I got the pictures, I got the suck or fuck, that’s all I wanted in the first place. All else is gravy. The posting of pictures and comments on this site is cool, but it is not everything. It is not my life.
When I first reported on Aundrea, I called her Andrea. Somehow you managed to find her. You also managed to find AnonGirl. You have managed to find a number of the girls whose pictures I have posted without a problem. I don’t wish to be irritating. I promise that I will try. Whenever possible I will provide a correct name. But; I am not going to bust a nut over this issue.
Are we cool on this now?
CookyJar
Evening gents,
Last night saw one of the usual BBW BSWs in all her majesty along with two BBWs I have never seen before in my many trips up and down OYR. I had been looking for another BBW who used the name Cherry but it has been years since I talked to her or saw her. Anyway OYR is alive and well. I've noticed it tends to get hopping around 2am. Even early morning you are able to see some ladies out. Great variety as well, I enjoy busty ladies and BBWs. It was even busy on the central section (near Roosevelt Blvd) and the southern section (near Eire). Interesting night last night.
Have fun gents!
Evening gents,
...Anyway OYR is alive and well. I've noticed it tends to get hopping around 2am. Even early morning you are able to see some ladies out. Great variety as well,..
Have fun gents!
Thanks Bricktop,
I haven't been out on OYR that late in years. After the bars and clubs have closed, huh? I'll give it a try.
CookyJar
I grew up in the inner city. When I was 14, three sisters were living next door. The oldest was 17, I was going with the middle sister who was 14, and they had a twelve year old younger sister. Sometimes we would get together and play sex games. Sometimes it would be all three, other times it would be two and much of the time it would be just me and the fourteen year old. They would flash their boobs, show a little leg and tease the shit out of me. When it was all three, the oldest would push the two younger girls into doing more. It never mounted too much. It certainly never amounted to anything like a threesome. It did get me use to being comfortable around more than one girl. By the time they moved, I had seen the oldest completely nude a couple of times, fuck the 14 year old twice and pre-maturely ejaculated on the 12 year old while dried humping her, numerous of time.
So! What does this have to do with anything?
Nothing! I am just killing time.
CookyJar
When I was seventeen, a friend and I meant two girls while hookying school. They lived in west Philly and we lived in North Philly. The oldest was 20 and already had a baby, the youngest was seventeen. Both were hot hi-yellow black girls. We hung out all day, making out in the park and on the subway. We took them to their home and made arrangements to meet again the next day. That night my friend’s brother was killed in a gang fight. He would not be able join up with us.
That morning I picked the girls up alone. My parents were at work, so we spent the day hookying at my house until school let out. We drank Boones Farm wine, ate ham and cheese sandwiches, made out. Each girl dared the other to do more and we ended up fucking. Actually it wasn’t much of a first threesome; I was young and didn’t have the experience to fully take advantage of the opportunity. But it was my first.
Sorry! I know this isn't that interesting. I'm Still killing time.
CookyJar
The best non-pro threesome I have ever had was a birthday gift. A girl, who was a friend, talked her friend into joining us for a night of wild sexual abandon. This happened before aids. At a time when young girls were coming out after decades of being prudes, teases and behind close door sluts. The sixties. Ahhh! The good old days.
The point of all this is; all of my sexual life, two girl threesomes have come my way. Long before I started this hobby, threesomes were a normal part of my sex life. I have never participated in a two guy one girl performance. I’ve had one or two opportunities but I managed to avoid the two guys, one girl type of threesome. It has always seemed like; every time I swing my dick I hit on a two girl Threesome.
Much to do about... Man! Do I have way to much time on my hands?
CookyJar
Oops!!! I almost forgot.
Her name is Nikki (I think). And she has a friend.
CookyJar
When I first saw Nikki in that hat, I almost pissed myself. For the moments it took me to drive around the block and find Nikki again, I thought Jewels had returned. It was with mixed feeling that I discovered Jewels had not returned. It would have been nice to see her again. Whereever she is, I hope Jewels is doing well.
CookyJar
PS: No! Nikki's friend is Jewels. Nikki's friend is Tracy. That's another story.
Interesting stories CJ. Now show us Nikki's friend and tell us about it!
Samurai II
07-07-10, 11:13
The best non-pro threesome I have ever had was a birthday gift. A girl, who was a friend, talked her friend into joining us for a night of wild sexual abandon. This happened before aids. At a time when young girls were coming out after decades of being prudes, teases and behind close door sluts. The sixties. Ahhh! The good old days.
The point of all this is; all of my sexual life, two girl threesomes have come my way. Long before I started this hobby, threesomes were a normal part of my sex life. I have never participated in a two guy one girl performance. I’ve had one or two opportunities but I managed to avoid the two guys, one girl type of threesome. It has always seemed like; every time I swing my dick I hit on a two girl Threesome.
Much to do about... Man! Do I have way to much time on my hands?
CookyJar
Hey CookyJar,
Always enjoy your pics!
This girl kind of looks like Amanda Beard!! lol
Samurai
Street Steve
07-07-10, 18:29
Oops! I almost forgot.
Her name is Nikki (I think). And she has a friend.
Cookie JarYes her name is Nikki and here is some Nikki intel.
1. She has one child-a boy I think. I know this because Nikki and I had a Pinky Swear
2. She does a fucking great catch and spit car date for 20. 00
3. She has done oral "raw dog" on Steve Steve on three occasions.
4. When you are finished cumming after she spits, she always asks.
"do you feel better now?" No shit! I always found that funny
5. She likes wearing black and dresses nicer than most ave SW's. She always wears pumps on the street. Yet from the pics maybe she wears sneaks now.
6. She is never more then a half mile from the 711 on the north end of the K.
7. For a motel date you are going to pay more then 40. 00 I know because I have tried. I never pay more than 40. 00 for anyone. You can though :)
8. She is constantly going on and off of Suboxone and turning to Heroin.
She just can't seem it get it together. I think, but do not know for sure that she she smokes rock also. She keeps the same wild hours of a rock head. Newbie advise. When you hear "I have been up all night" again and again. Most of the time they are doing Rock
9. You can take her anywhere. She does not look or act like a SW
10. She has trouble finding housing. She has lived 3 places since I have met her. She thinks she is strong enough to endure it out there on the street. "Oh no you are not" I told her, I pointed to the ave and told her truth-"listen to me, the Street will eat you alive. Find a guy with money, treat him right and hold on tight". I like Nikki but she is a mess.
See Speedracer-thats how you give a real street report. But, oh thats right you have to pick up a SW first. You can't just look at them from your car
Street
Member #5237
07-08-10, 02:10
See Speedracer-thats how you give a real street report. But, oh thats right you have to pick up a SW first. You can't just look at them from your car
StreetNice report, but you have me confused with someone else. NEVER have I posted a report about seeing a woman walking on the street, assumed she was a SW, gave a detailed report on where she was and what she was wearing and then drive away. Some guys do that and I don`t see what purpose that serves. As for me picking up a SW, I started shortly after high school and I am now approaching 50. I have more then my share but I now prefer to spend my available funds at AMPS. It`s a luxury I can afford. I still occasionally pick up a SW, but I refuse to pick one up just because the opportunity presents itself. Some guys have no standards and will fuck anything with a pulse. For those of you that fall into this category I am surprised that nobody reports on picking up women at homeless shelters or at day labor businesses. They can`t be any worse then some of the other skanks that are picked up on the K and will probably be available at a cheaper rate.
I have never participated in a two guy one girl performance. I’ve had one or two opportunities but I managed to avoid the two guys, one girl type of threesome. It has always seemed like; every time I swing my dick I hit on a two girl Threesome.
Much to do about... Man! Do I have way to much time on my hands?
CookyJar[/QUOTE]
CookyJar:
Thanks for the great work you're doing. You should try a threesome with another guy. I was recently in a porn theater in South Philly when the guy next to me asked: "Do you want to fuck my woman?" We went to his house, to my surprise the woman was very nice looking, very friendly, slender, with tiny tits. The three of us got naked on the bed and the boyfriend/husband, ( I don't know what their relationship was) directed her how to blow me first and later watched intensely how I fucked her. Then he stuck his dick in her and came on top of my spunk. It was very memorable, to say the least.
Street Steve
07-08-10, 20:22
I now prefer to spend my available funds at AMPs
I am surprised that nobody reports on picking up women at homeless shelters or at day labor businesses. They can't be any worse then some of the other skanks that are picked up on the K and will probably be available at a cheaper rate.Speedracer with your mental ability I am sure each day holds a new "surprise" for you. For you each and every day is a thing of wonderment, I am sure.
Here is some breaking news. I have picked up a SW at the Mission on the K. For someone like you, here is the most shocking thing of all: I did not think I am better then her. Here is another: I don't think I am better then a homeless person, and have spent the night with many homeless SW's.
Here is the mission SW
http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=879021&postcount=2231
Here is some more news. Some of these aforementioned SW's had a few needle marks and sores. Why do they have them? You ask. Because they are fucking street walkers.
Look Speedracer, stick to your hand and AMPs, little Florida Boy and leave the Street to us
Street
Oops!!! I almost forgot.
Her name is Nikki (I think). And she has a friend.
CookyJar
Nikki had a friend. Her name was Tracy. And! I am pretty sure of this one’s name. She had a tattoo on the back of her neck. Of cause I cannot be one hundred percent sure. Lots of people tattoo other people’s names on their body. However, I especially remember her backing up against my exposed dick and grinding her soft ass against me. I had forgotten her name, but fortunately for me I saw the name tattooed on the back of her neck. I moaned, “Hummm, Tracy that feels god.” She didn’t say anything, like; “That’s not my name,” so I must assume that’s her name. But! You know what they say about what you do when you “assume.”
Some guys will look at Tracy and see a M.I.L.F. What is a M.I.L.F.?
M.I.L.F. denotes a sexually attractive older female, generally over 40 in age and not necessarily an actual mother.
I saw more than a M.I.L.F. Tracy is a F.H. C. F.M.L.I.L.F.
When you enter a room and you see a hot mature cute lady bending over; wearing no underwear, and she is tonguing a younger girl’s pussy - she’s a F.H. C. F.M.L.I.L.F. (Fucking Hot Cute Freaky Mature Lady I’d Like to Fuck)
CookyJar
PS: I didn’t get a lot of single shots of Tracy. I didn’t have a lot of time. Things tend to move fast during a Ménage à trois. Don't worry I did manage to get a few more of Tracy in action.
Tks for the pics on her CJ. Saw her a couple of times and just missed the pick-up by a car or two. But after seeing how stretched out and nasty her belly and thighs are along with the pancaked breasts I'll have to pass. Thanks for saving me 40 bucks.
You are welcome. That’s what I live for.
… someone who knows I have internet access asked me to check it out. Supposed to be seeing Megan later this eve if I can get away from the house after dinner, as she wants to see what was posted. She seemed really freaked out about it. Will update..Sure hope hope this Super character is being honest with the girls out here. Not a nice place to be unpopular.
So; how did the whole Megan thing work out for you? Get any extras?
CookyJar
…CookyJar can make up his own mind on this, as if we had any doubts that he would. People in hell want ice water, and my bet would be that this newbie has a similar chance of getting what he wants from CookyJar, me or any other experienced contributor here.
I very rarely, if ever, pass on contact information to Newbies or anyone else for that matter. I never ask for contact information, either. There are a few members who I will pass information if they request it. Not because them have earned any special considerations because of contributions on this forum, but, because I have determined, on my own, that they are genially deceit people.
Street Creds are what’s important. What I hear on the streets and not the garbled full of beans foolishness that is posted here is what matters to me. For example: A while back during a repeat date a girl mentioned having her pictures and a video made by a member of this forum. She claimed that the guy was black, a professional who treated her very nice and took care of her. She said he was a member of USASEXGUIDE and he had his own website. At my request, she wrote down the name of the website. A couple of days later, FreakLikDat posted pictures of the girl here and on his site. That’s how you earn street creds with me. I’ve gotten similar street info about SuperEloquent and Dave.
I don’t know FreakLikDat, SuperEloquent or Dave from a can of spray paint. Because we travel in the same circles, our paths or six degrees of separation sometimes intermingle. By way of some mutual friends I know them to be real. If senior members with street credits like FreakLikDat, SuperEloquent or Dave were to ask me for some info, I’d consider giving it to them.
This is the internet fellows. Anybody can be anybody on the internet. A member could be LE, an asshole or a mass murder killer hiding behind a computer. Street credits can only be earned by being out on the streets.
CookyJar
PS: You all could still be mass murder killers for all I know. ;)
CookyJar, Tracy looks familiar, Didn't Freaklikdat do a photo spread on her some time ago? Is this the same Tracy?
Everyone knows my occasional predilection for a nice MILF and Tracy looks right up my alley.
I never claimed to be her first. LOL My original date was with Nikki. Tracy joined us later. IMHO – whatever your partiality, you cannot go wrong with either girl.
… She told me she'll do any & everything I wanted and I can be a little rough with her if I wan...
Street Steve gave us the, “what’s-up,” on Nikki and we have FreakLikDat’s very accurate profile on Tracy – do I need to add my 2 cents. Shit! I can save my money for later. Know what I mean?
CookyJar
…We found a secluded place and I got some shots of her,
Ratings: While I usually don’t like car dates nor tend to rate them very highly, this was a rare exception.
… I very much look forward to doing so on a very long indoor date with a proper photo…
Meg is a hottie with a nice body. Congrates on the nice find. But don’t knock the pizzazz of the outdoor photo shoot.
Later, when this hot wave is over, remind me to give you some lessons on, “Car Date Photography.” ;)
Taking pictures in a car is a totally different animal. Outside pictures, similar to the ones I recently took of Holly, are even harder. Inside pictures are easy; you can take your time, get into position, focus, setup, and do things right. Plus! The sex is better, mostly for the same reasons. Out-of-doors nude photos are more of a test of ones abilities. Using direct sunlight, adjusting for the shadows, finding the right setting can be a real challenge.
If you haven’t done so already, check out some of my early works. I pulled up a few examples. There were so many that I started to have trouble deciding which to display. Give outside nature photography a chance; I am certain you’ll find it as invigorating as I did.
CookyJar
While you’re at it, give fucking in nature a shot. There is something about fucking a girl from behind while she is grabbing onto a tree that turns me on. A juicy blow job while enjoying the natural surroundings of your local forest ain’t bad either. When you think about it, sex started in a garden, near a tree.
Paleolithic, Java, Cro-Magnon man probably did most of their mongering outside of the cave in the great out-of-doors. It’s in our blood.
Hmmmm! Maybe I am a closet exhibitionist. (Closet Exhibitionist; wouldn’t that be an oxymoron?)
LOL ;)
CookyJar
Over the years I’ve gotten a bit lazy. I like being indoors where I can take my time and fuck at my leisure. My current style of photographs are starting to bore me, they are so passé. I still have some ideas of things I’d like to do outside. I will get around to them, eventually.
The series of pictures of Jewels taken on the train track were a highlight in my early stage. The only improvement would have been if a train was passing-by.
Ahh yes! The good ole days.
CookyJar
When I worked down town I was lucky enough to get laid high up in one of the taller buildings. The cityscape was mind blowing as I fucked a young office girl on my desk. That was back when 35mm film was the rage and most developing was done by Kodak - they wouldn't do sexual photos.
Photos taken from way up with the city as a background. It's just an idea. I bet Aundra would be game if the money was right. (Jewels would do it if she was still around.)
CookyJar
I wasn't making an insinuation that you were claiming to be first.
Freaklikdat calls Tracy "freaky" and I like freaky gals and MILFs so she would definitely seem to be my cup of tea. ;)
SuperEloquent, you’ve got to lighten up just a wee bit more. Or maybe I need to be a little more direct and less of a comic.
I wasn’t talking about being the first to photograph Tracy. It is always nice to make a new find, but whether I am first, second or etc in that regard is not all that important to me.
I was referring to being her first, in the biblical sense. Just like Nicole was my 3000th in the biblical sense. Get it?
It was funny to me when I thought about it. I guess you had to be there. RFLOL ;)
CookyJar
PS: Trust me. You'll like Tracy; she gives the best head.
Location, location, location; it’s always about location.
This picture of August was taken on a Mid-Summer’s Night, with Philly’s boat house row in the background. It was taken in 2005, I think.
Night shooting is the worst. You’ve got to consider the lighting and camera settings. Using a slow lens setting with a larger aperture works best.
August got out of the car nude wearing the rain coat. I set-up for the shot while she was still wearing the coat. There were plenty of night joggers around. When no one was watching, she drops the coat; I snapped the picture and we ran back to the car. It always helps to have a plan and to be quick. A little imagination is also useful.
After daring to take these shots, we returned in-doors and fucked like wild beast.
;)
CookyJar
PS: I think I’ll post a few more from back when, it’s fun digging though my old files. But, first I need to post the last of Nikki & Tracy’s pictures
CJ, I have always liked your outdoor and car pics!
Member #4581
07-10-10, 11:48
Hey CJ,
Love the pics. Just a quick question, do you shoot in FDR Park? PM me if that's easier.
Here is the mission SW
http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=879021&postcount=2231
Street
Thanks for the post. There was a line there I didn't understand, though. You wrote: 'With a couple of SW's it is agreed that I will hide their "wake up"'. What does that mean?
Devon Aire
07-10-10, 12:32
I very rarely, if ever, pass on contact information to Newbies or anyone else for that matter. I never ask for contact information, either. There are a few members who I will pass information if they request it. Not because them have earned any special considerations because of contributions on this forum, but, because I have determined, on my own, that they are genially deceit people.
You meant to say "genuinely decent," right? Sorry, bro, know it's not my place to be your editor, but I just couldn't let that one go, as it was totallty opposite of what I think you meant to say!
Member #4581
07-10-10, 13:30
Most SW are addicted to something or other. "Wake up" refers to the first hit of the day when they come out of whatever comma their in. By hiding their "wake up" CJ ensures a compliant 'ho.
Street Steve
07-10-10, 17:20
Most SW are addicted to something or other. "Wake up" refers to the first hit of the day when they come out of whatever comma their in. By hiding their "wake up" CJ ensures a compliant 'ho.You are close. It always refers to Heroin. When a Heroin user wakes up their body needs that 10. 00 bag of Heroin within 30 minutes of waking or they will be "dope sick". A smart Heroin user-if there is such a thing- will not go to sleep without that wake up bag. A user that is very out of control and at "party central" will decide it is a great idea to do that bag that night.
I have had them beg for that bag at 1am. Here is a old post were I go into more depth on the matter
http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=1002658&postcount=2995
Street
Fun Cowboy
07-10-10, 19:19
I've got to say that I'm jealous of the quality of SWs in the Phily area. Occansionally, I've found some real gems, but most are pretty skanky looking. Cookie Jar, you often find some I've love to tap. Keep the pictures coming.
cowboy up
You meant to say "genuinely decent," right? Sorry, bro, know it's not my place to be your editor, but I just couldn't let that one go, as it was totallty opposite of what I think you meant to say!
No problem! No problem at all. In fact I appreciate this type of help. You pointed out a critical error in a gentlemanly manner.
I did mean, “genuinely decent.”
Thanks, Devon Aire, Big props for your help.
CookyJar
What happens to a SW who does not wear her seatbelt in an accident?
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=104194
Misfit
After the photos, Tracy excused herself saying she needed to take a piss.
I sat on the arm of the couch looking up at Nikki, who was standing in between my legs. She started off kissing me on my cheek and neck slowly moving her hands down my body till she reached my pants. She slowly undid the button on my pants and ran her hand over the zipper gently teasing my dick. Nikki slowly kissed down my body. My hand went behind her head, and I grabbed her hair. She ran her hands up my chest, then slowly bringing her nails down pulling my pants down just enough so that my hard dick flopped out. She took her hands and rubbed it up and down firm and slowly. I looked at her beautiful eyes; I wanted her mouth around my dick.
Nikki slowly took the tip of my dick into her mouth using her tongue to tease, she swirled it around the head. Nikki took my dick deep into her mouth sucking gently as she stroked what was not in her mouth. Slowly I tighten my grip on her hair as I pushed my dick deeper into her mouth. Nikki moaned and then gagged sending vibrations down her throat to my dick. She slowly took it more and more into her mouth and I grunted and pushed my dick all the way down her throat. She gagged a little bit, but she took my dick down deep. She kept sucking on my dick bobbing her head up and down. I pushed her head down, her lips were touching the base of my dick and I pushed in and out of her mouth. I let go of her head and she pulled my dick out of her mouth. Nikki gently licked and sucked on my balls. She stood up looking at me as she expertly rolled a condom on my dick.
I slide down off of the couches arm and onto the couch. I moved my hands over her outer thighs and cupped her soft behind. She straddled me on the couch, my dick was throbbing. My hands moved over her hips and up her shirt to her breasts. Nikki slowly sat down on top of my dick; inserting it into her wet pussy. She let out a moan as she slid my dick all the way in.
I took my hands from underneath her shirt and took it off. I kissed her from her neck slowly down to her breasts. I gripped Nikki at the waist, slowly moving her hips, helping her thrust herself down on me. Nikki let out small moans as she rode me. I kissed down to her nipple, took one into my mouth sucking and gently nibbling on it. Nikki bounced up and down riding my dick as I suck on her breasts.
I looked up at Nikki and holding her by the waist, I slowed her down to a slow grind and moved her off of me. Tracy had come back into the room and I wanted her. Nikki had been great but I wanted to fuck Tracy. While Nikki was riding me, Tracy had been watching as she was undressing. We had made eye contact.
Tracy knelt down on the couch with Nikki and me. Tracy, in contrast to Nikki, is a traditionally built woman. She is soft and round in all the right places. I especially liked her ample butt. I was pleasantly surprised to feel how nice it felt as I reached to give one of her cheeks a feel. Facing me, Tracy leaned over and lowered herself down on her left elbow. She took my dick in her right hand. She stroked the shaft up and down, slowly. Tracy is a real pro, she knew just how to twist her hand, stroking me, making the skin move around the head. “Do you like this?” she asked, “Do you want me to suck you?”
She licked the head and then looked up at me for an answer. Nikki had been great, now I was curious to see what Tracy would do. “Holy Jesus girl! Yeah, do your thing,” I replied with a laugh, and pulled the sticky condom off.
“No rubber,” Tracy said, “I love sucking dick.” Sliding to the floor, Nikki positioned herself to watch. I said to Tracy, “Wait, What should we do with Nikki?” “She can lick me,” Tracy said. Nikki stood up and said to me, “Sure I like eating pussy.” Tracy said, “We’ve done this before, Nikki is the best.” Nikki got in behind Tracy, pulled her ass cheeks apart and buried her face in Tracy ass. I watched in total amazement as Nikki face disappeared. Tracy’s body quivered briefly and then with her hand wrapped around the base of my dick, she traced my dick head with her tongue. Tracy looked up at me, licking gently over the head of my dick and gently down the shaft; I felt her body stiffen. Apparently Nikki was doing her job well.
Tracy’s warm mouth engulfed my dick head. My toes curled. She sucked only the head. Her hand stroked the shaft. Then her mouth started down. I almost died when I felt her other hand gently pull down on my balls. My dick was wet with Tracy’s spit. She rotated her palm up and over the head, as she tongued my balls. I sucked in a breath, when she put one entirely in her mouth and circled her tongue around it. She sucked softly.
I didn’t want to cum just yet. I had to pry Tracy off of me. She was like in a trance, Nikki was still back there doing her thing. Tracy looked up at me; she made sure I noticed her tongue licking the corners of her mouth, when she said, “Hmmmm! That was good.”
I stood up pulling Tracy up with me and away from Nikki’s face. I wanted to fuck Tracy’s pussy doggie style, knowing it was probably sloppy wet, juicy and ready from Nikki’s licking. I pushed Tracy back on to the couch with knees placed in the seats; she was bent over the arm of the couch. I hurried to put on a fresh condom. I leaned over her pushing my dick into her pussy from behind. Tracy looked back and let out a soft moan as I pushed deep inside her wet pussy. Nikki was standing beside me. She rubbed my ass, then reached down between my butt cheeks and stoked my balls. Tracy let out a moan; she moaned "oh baby I'm going to cum, make me cum." Nikki, still cupping and playing with my balls, added, “Fuck her, Yeah! That’s it! Fuck her harder. Get that pussy.” “Cum with me, Daddy. Fill me full of your hot cum,” Tracy moaned. That was all it took. I exploded, and load after load of cum shot out. As I exploded; I pushed deeper and harder, trying to get at Tracy’s warm pussy. Tracy gave out a loud long moan and pushed back hard against me. With every stroke, Tracy pushed back causing me to go deeper inside her. I gave one last grunt and I was spent, done, finished. Tracy’s juices were all over my dick; dripping. Had she actually cum? Nikki let go of my balls and said, “That was hot,” laughing as she rubbed my ass.
That’s the short version.
Both ladies were great. IMHO, Tracy gave the better blow job. Both gave an excellent fuck. Nikki’s cowgirl ride was off the chain. Paired or as a single I’d do either one again. YMMV
CookyJar
…The point of all this is; all of my sexual life, two girl threesomes have come my way. Long before I started this hobby,…
CookyJar
With some many willing girls available I can’t for the life of me understand why more guys aren’t reporting two girl threesomes.
I know threesomes aren’t everyone’s pot of beans. Some guys come down to Kensington Avenue to make love, hoping to find the right girl (Mrs. Right). Others come down looking for some girl to dominate, push around and abuse. And, others come down for other reasons. Me? I come down to have a little fun, blow off a little steam, relax and enjoy myself. IMHO, there is no better way to have fun, get loose and exploded than a good ole old fashion threesome.
CookyJar
Member #5237
07-11-10, 16:13
WOW.......great report. Which one is Tracy? CookyJar, in my opinion you are the KING of the Philly board. You don`t embellish the details, you don`t pat yourself on the back or thump your chest. You remind me of Sgt. Friday from the Dragnet TV show, "just the facts".
I actually do usually (but not always) carry a small suitcase with me as a monger kit with "props and supplies."
My monger’s kit consist of a sandwich baggie, containing a few condoms, a small bottle of lube and a prescription bottle.
After meeting Nikki and watching her wet Tracey’s pussy, I’m thinking of getting rid of the lube.
;) LOL
CookyJar
WOW.......great report. Which one is Tracy?
Thanks SpeedRacer,
Tracy is the Blonde MILF. Hey experience made all the difference. Check out pix #72, see how she’s bending over the arm of the couch looking back. Now picture yourself standing behind her in Stacy’s position, pounding away.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm! Boy! That’s good fucking.
;)
This report actually starts back a bit. Click Threesome – Take em or leave them? and Tracy - Nikki’s friend and a F.H. C. F.M.L.I.L.F., plus FreakLikDat did a review on Tracy. You can read FreakLikDat’s review by following this link: Tracy WSW - Stone Cold Freak.
CookyJar
PS: I like to give links that go back to the original post rather than providing one that shows a single post. That way the reader can read the previous stuff, and the follow-up stuff.
Jerseymonger1
07-11-10, 18:47
Has anyone seen Maryland Jen, she has been MIA from the "K" since 2003.
Has anyone seen Maryland Jen, she has been MIA from the "K" since 2003.
I haven't seen her.
There are a lot of girls who leave only to return years later. It is a sorry fact of the drug life. Often girls begin their drug life because of some tragedy in their regular life. I know of two girls who ended up on the “K” after losing their baby. Sometimes they’ll ended up returning after years of being away because of a similar loss. Living in the real world isn’t easy. Some people find life on the fringes more comfortable.
Hopefully your friend hasn’t returned.
CookyJar
To begin with, I am not a big fan of the “Mid-Night Shift.” Trolling after mid-night is not my thing. However there are some benefits to night fishing. There are some fish that only bite at night. Keeping with the metaphor, there are certain girls who only come out after dark; that is a fact.
How I ended up on the avenue long after 10pm is a rather long story. Has this or anything similar ever happen to anyone else? I had driven the avenue about twice; there were a lot of girls out and about. It was about 6pm. In preparation I had taken a blue pill earlier. Without warning I received a call on my cell. I and some important papers were needed in another county outside of Philadelphia. My other car and the papers were parked in Germantown. After delivering the papers, I had a decision to make, what to do about the blue pill now running though my veins. Those blue pills are very expensive, we are talking about $15 bucks each, and they should not be wasted – right? ;)
Taking out-door pictures at night poses a number of huge problems for the amateur. Finding a good location and setting tops the list. Then there is the flash and it’s potential to draw attention from LE. And there is the problem of the view finder. (This is especially a problem for guys like SuperEloquent who use "Range Finders.") In a dark car without assisted lighting it is nearly impossible to see your subject though the camera’s view finder. Using the cars dome light just multiplies your chances of being observed. Even if the taking of pictures is a legal act, there are obscenity and public nudity laws to consider. With Heather’s help I was able to get around most of these problems.
CookyJar
Heather was a fun date. She did a lot of talking. She is very self conscience about her boobs. She bought the subject up way more than me, and she even commented on the larger size of some of out mutual friends. (Personally I prefer small tits over sagging big boobs.) Heather gave a great BBBJ with a rushed spit. FS was mentioned and was on the table. I was just satisfied that my little blue pill have not been wasted. Heather and Bob’s Nicole are roomies.
I would like to do a lengthy indoor date with Heather. She is a nice girl. YMMV
Side note: The out-door pictures were not taken in the same location as the car date. I always change locations after firing off my flash at night. My reasoning? If LE is on the way after being alerted by some concerned citizen, it would be best if I were not around.
CookyJar
The lewd photos of unchaste women, especially in brazen public locations such as the outdoors or in cars, just drive me wild with lustful thoughts!
Even something simply suggestive as this upskirt (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=104204). Very nice!
Street Steve
07-13-10, 07:43
To begin with, I am not a big fan of the "Mid-Night Shift. " Trolling after mid-night is not my thing. However there are some benefits to night fishing. There are some fish that only bite at night. Keeping with the metaphor, there are certain girls who only come out after dark; that is a fact.
How I ended up on the avenue long after 10pm is a rather long story. Has this or anything similar ever happen to anyone else? I had driven the avenue about twice; there were a lot of girls out and about. It was about 6pm. In preparation I had taken a blue pill earlier. Without warning I received a call on my cell. I and some important papers were needed in another county outside of Philadelphia. My other car and the papers were parked in Germantown. After delivering the papers, I had a decision to make, what to do about the blue pill now running though my veins. Those blue pills are very expensive, we are talking about $15 bucks each, and they should not be wasted – right?.
Taking out-door pictures at night poses a number of huge problems for the amateur. Finding a good location and setting tops the list. Then there is the flash and it's potential to draw attention from LE. And there is the problem of the view finder. (This is especially a problem for guys like SuperEloquent who use "Range Finders. ") In a dark car without assisted lighting it is nearly impossible to see your subject though the camera's view finder. Using the cars dome light just multiplies your chances of being observed. Even if the taking of pictures is a legal act, there are obscenity and public nudity laws to consider. With Heather's help I was able to get around most of these problems.
CookyJaroh Cooky, I want her!. She and I could have a rainy day fuck fest. Great Post.
I am not going to state who is or who is not King of this forum but I would venture to say this. You are definitely part of the Royal fucking Family. So ok now with that behind us, pull out those pictures of Di and her Dildo! And did you really pick her up on Somerset?
Street
The lewd photos of unchaste women, especially in brazen public locations such as the outdoors or in cars, just drive me wild with lustful thoughts!
Even something simply suggestive as this upskirt (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=104204). Very nice!
Careful, that's my wife you are talking about. LOL
Unfortunately when you use SWers as models for out-of-door pictures you are pretty much stuck with what they have on at the moment. Even if I were of the mind to purchase an outfit, most girls don’t have the time or inclination to shop. Thus, most of the outdoor pictures are nudes.
Here are a few you might like. I am posting a couple of sample pictures. If you search for the original post you’ll find more.
I have the ideas; it’s the models that I am missing. I would really like to do some more graveyard pictures. Maybe someday, who knows?
;)
CookyJar
I have the ideas; it’s the models that I am missing. I would really like to do some more graveyard pictures. Maybe someday, who knows?
I remember those from the MSN group days. That was your MO. I always wondered why you stopped.
Careful, that's my wife you are talking about. LOL
CookyJar
I remember reading comments about "your wife" when I first joined the forum last fall and thought it was tongue-in-cheek humor and not really your wife. Is this correct?
Regardless if she is unchaste or not, your wife or not, I was referring more to the style of photography with using the link as an example.
I remember reading comments about "your wife" when I first joined the forum last fall and thought it was tongue-in-cheek humor and not really your wife. Is this correct?
She left me in the middle of the honeymoon.
:(
CookyJar
If I were a fellow soldier, and I had no arms, would you disrespect me by not saluting me, simply because I could not return the salute? That is precisely the case here. You are well aware that I cannot respond in any other threads but my own.
That is not precisely the case here. I am aware of no such thing.
For all I know you are making the whole thing up. I am not saying you did and I am not saying you didn’t. I am saying that it does not seem fair. It is not fair to you, it is not fair to me and it is not fair to the rest of the forum. We’ve got to come over to your house if we want to see you. If you want to see one of us, we’ve got to come over to your house. No matter what it is, everything has to take place in your house. (Translation: If we want to say something to you; we have to say it in your threat. If you want to say something to us; it has to be said in you thread. Everything has to be said in your thread.) That’s pop-peacock.
You are not responding in my thread. You say you have a good reason. I am not responding in your thread. I say I have a good reason. That is tit for tat in my book. (If it makes you feel better, what if I said the admin asked me to do it this way. How’s that? Better?)
I am a Marine. (I know! You were a Four Star General in the Air Force, flew jets and served in the big one.) I was a commissioned officer. I served with honor. I was wounded in Vietnam. I am a retired disabled veteran. Protocol in the military branches differ. Marines don’t salute indoors. Marines don’t salute uncovered. Marines salute the rank, not the man. Marines don’t salute over the internet. If you had no arms or a half dozen arms it would not matter - if you didn’t fit the code of behavior – I would not salute. If you were a higher ranking officer – I would come to attention. If you were a higher ranking officer, standing outside covered, and all you had was a asshole – I would salute you (Unless we were in a designated combat arena).
Are you implying that you are the higher ranking officer?
“Heil Hitler!!!”
At any rate; I believe we’ve gotten away from the original concern. Who cares who writes in what thread, when, why and what fore. The question is: What made you think it was necessary for you to reply to Jerseymonger1 in the manner that you did and why don’t you think he is owed an apology. That is the real issue. Not all of this other bunk.
CookyJar
The lewd photos of unchaste women, especially in brazen public locations such as the outdoors or in cars, just drive me wild with lustful thoughts!
Even something simply suggestive as this upskirt (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=104204). Very nice!
WOW!!! Fbtom,
Check out the number of views for the last four ”UPSKIRT pictures” I posted. See how fast they went over a thousand views. I guess you are not the only member driven to wild lustful thoughts by, “Lewd photo of unchaste women,…in public locations…”
LOL :eek:
CookyJar
You obviously will continue to go to "my house" (Los Angeles) by way of "your house" (Florida). It's a round about route, but you clearly are dead set in doing it that way.
PS: As in the saluting thing, it's an ANALOGY! Don't wig out on the literal details, chest-thumping Marine.
I agree with you. If time and a direct route is your objective, going to Los Angeles by way of Florida is stupid. It makes no sense. There is no logic about it. It’s idiotic. Foolish! Why are you doing it? Because is not an answer! You started it, not me. You were the first to state that you would only post replies in your own thread, not me. I am doing it as a protest. Why are you doing it?
It was a bad analogy. As a Marine and a wounded Veteran, I thought it was in bad taste. That’s why I blew the arms off the thing.
I like my “House,” analogy better. Think of the "USASEXGuide," as a country. The "Philadelphia forum," is a city within that country. Most of our neighbors live in apartments; you and I have private homes. Everyone in the neighborhood loves me because I am sooooo cute and funny. I can go visit any of my neighbors anywhere and anytime I want too. They can come visit me. I can visit them at their home. They can come to my house. We can meet on the corner of StreetWalker & General Tread St. We can even visit other towns and cities. We have a stuck-up neighbor who thinks he lives in a castle and will only speak to his neighbors when he is looking down his nose from his window. (This neighbor recently moved from the lower eastside after selling his soul.) FreakLikDat was building a really nice home of his own; but he got evicted and is now homeless.
ROFLMBAS :)
Poppycock – anglicized form of the Dutch pappekak,[1] which literally means soft dung or diarrhea (from Dutch pap pap + kak dung) – is an interjection meaning "nonsense" or "balderdash".
(I was tired. I couldn’t thank of the correct spelling and I didn’t feel liking googling. Sue me. Thanks for the German translation, Mein Fuher. I prefer the Dutch usage. As in you are full of soft dung or diarrhea. LOL)
CookyJar
PS: Yes! I am proud to be a Marine. It’s not “chest-thumping,” when it’s true. Ask your GrandMom.
(My grandmother says it isn't bragging if it's the truth.)
I am also not responding to your insistence on an apology for my reply to another member's post. The member in question and I have already come to terms on it, and it is not your business just because the original post appeared in your thread, regardless what you think. It was between him and me and it is settled. Case closed.
Thanks for not responding.
I never insisted. It didn’t matter whose thread the original post appeared in. I have no problem with your commenting in you thread on post originating in this thread. (I still have trouble thinking of this as “my thread.” Others call this my thread. I rarely refer to it as, “my thread.”)
CookyJar
Street Steve
07-15-10, 22:07
She left me in the middle of the honeymoon.
:(
Cookyjarwow Cooky is that true? Have you ever written about it? I understand if you didn't want to.
You know I once knew a Woman that hated Christmas. One Christmas eve she and her child ran off with a married man that she was nuts about, he nailed the shit out of her that night, and when she woke up Christmas day, he was gone. He had gone back to his wife and left her in motel room all alone.
Street
wow Cooky is that true? Have you ever written about it?
Street
Yes! I've written about it.
… We were married in a small ceremony (just the two of us). After our vows, we took pictures in the park. Later at the reception we drank some bubbly. The honey moon was a popping success. The good part is the wedding, reception and honeymoon only cost $30.
(I have been wondering, why no one asked about Andreas height? Andrea is 6’ 4”. She says she played basketball when she was younger.)
CookyJar
PS: I don't normally do action shots, but like Prince said, "She is a very talented girl."
Click Meet the Wife – Andrea for a more detailed account of our marriage. And Click here Andrea - Have mercy Baby for the first review I did on Andrea. Altogether I’ve done approximately 5 postings on Andrea.
Andrea was a real favorite of mine. I’d love to see her again. Last I heard she was on CraigList working out of Atlantic City. That was 3 or 4 years ago. I still miss her.
After she had performed a really special, “Deep Throat,” BBBJ, I looked her straight in the eye and asked, “Will you marry me.” We both laughed. From that moment on I was her hubby and she was the wife. Andrea was one of the few girls who I really enjoyed hanging out with, whether it was a date or just hanging-out. At 6’4” Andrea was a lot of woman, a lot of fun and the closest I have come to having a SWer bride.
;)
CookyJar
Andrea was a real favorite of mine. I’d love to see her again. Last I heard she was on CraigList working out of Atlantic City. That was 3 or 4 years ago. I still miss her.I've had my eyes out for Andrea in AC for years now (is it really going on 3-4 years since she renounced her solemn vows and left you so abruptly?). Like a dunce I never put 2+2 together during the fairly lengthy time she was a AC SW regular after leaving Philly. As you can see from her photos, facially and in terms of body she is an attractive SW but (-ouch forgive me Cooky!) her slightly freakish height put her low on my to-do list until someone pointed out that she was now in AC and I suddenly realized that the super tall AC SW I was always seeing was actually Cooky's dear betrothed. Unfortunately I only spotted her once after that and wasn't able to connect. I rarely check out CL so maybe she is still around.
I was curious, so I checked.
Of the 2,469 reports posted, over the last 4 years, in the “CookyJar’s Streetwalker Photo Thread:” 929 were posted by CookyJar, 76 were posted by Davey 1965 and 51 by Mike 80. The rest were posted by various members, who posted less than 50 comments each.
Of the 1,914 reposts posted, over the last 2 years, in the “Supereloquent’s Reports – Philadelphia Thread.” 1,026 were posted by SuperEleloquent, 96 were posted by CookyJar and 60 were posted by Ssssbadboyssss. The rest were posted by various members, who posted less than 50 comments each.
Strange as it may seem you may be telling the truth. In which case I apologize for doubting you. However; as a point of protest and until I am told otherwise I will continue to avoid posting in your thread.
Still being curious I checked to see how many times you’ve posted in the “CookyJar’s Streetwalker Photo Thread.” As it turns out it’s nada, zip, zero, none. According to the information provided on this site, “Supereloquent,” has never posted in the “CookyJar’s Streetwalker Photo Thread.” Not one time.
How could this be? Why? I am the second highest poster in your thread and you and your report count don’t even exist in the thread provided for me.
I will “Man-Up,” and offer you my apology for not believing what you claimed. Only an, “Administrator” could have removed all of you old post from the “CookyJar’s Streetwalker Photo Thread.” Are you an, “Administrator?” Part owner maybe? (As I have already said, meaning no disrespect, I will not post my comments in you thread. I don’t see where it would hurt anything (except for your post count), so, as a form of protest I will continue to perform as I have been.
FYI: I too have had to labor under certain restrictions. I cannot post pictures anywhere other than the “CookyJar’s Streetwalker Photo Thread.”
Continued good hunting,
CookyJar
I've had my eyes out for Andrea in AC for years now (is it really going on 3-4 years since she renounced her solemn vows and left you so abruptly?).
Three years last May. My how the forum has changed. I remember being a newbie and getting grief from all sides. That much hasn't changed.
My how times flies when your having fun.
Sometimes we are better off with our memories. Just imagine how she'd looked after putting on jail weight (6'4" 300lbs).
CookyJar
You thought my analogy was in "bad taste," but you characterize me as one of the most hated men in modern history? Your hypocrisy abounds, as usual.
No "proud Marine" I ever heard about goes around characterizing another as one of the world's most hated men of the modern era, who perpetrated atrocities and suffering and death beyond rational comprehension.
My analogy was witty, imaginative and on point. Yours was deceptive and misleading.
Doing a trivial discussion over where to post in a sleazy internet site, you tried to gain sympathy by positioning yourself with a wounded veteran at a time when many servicemen are actually returning home in the exact same condition you described. If that wasn’t in bad taste I don’t know what is. Of all the analogies you could have provided you choose one using a disabled vet. Using such an analogy for the purpose of this ridiculous argument was tacky. Had we been discussing world peace – maybe? But we are talking about posting on a hooker site. WTF. Couldn’t you have come up with something else?
It is obvious to me that you don’t know many Marines, Army, Sailors, Coast Guard, Airmen or boy scouts, proud or otherwise. If you did you’d know that they’d have no problem calling you peanut brain, asshole or any other name in the “Good Book.” Have you ever heard the term; “Cuss like a Sailor?” Well for your information, the Marine Corp is a part of the Navy and we pride ourselves with being able to out cuss any swabbie. Neither the Marine Corp Manual nor the Code of Military Justice consider name calling a court marshal offense.
Speaking of analogies, Is the username SuperEloquent analogous to Superbutthead?
Before you get all upset about analogies, step back and take a serious look at the way you’ve acted since joining this forum. I am not attempting to degrade or insult you as a person. I am trying to point out your behavior as it pertains to this site.
CookyJar
1. It makes it much easier for me to respond to commentary if people simply address me in my own thread. Then my reply is a mouse click away. If I have to transport it from another thread, it involves a number of typing steps I would just as soon avoid.
2. Keeping running commentary here about any particular subject is a much easier way for readers to follow the conversation. It must be hell on readers to have to go back and forth between our threads to follow a discussion.
This is what I have been saying all along. For whatever reason, it doesn’t make sense to move back and forth between threads. If a discussion is started in one thread all of the comments surrounding that discussing would be easier to follow if the resulting replies occurred in the original thread.
That is what I am now protesting in the only way available to me.
I am tired and it’s late. Besides, I think we’ve beat this horse to death.
Until our next rock em, sock em,
CookyJar
If you have something against girls with great big bandages on their foreheads, you might not want to read this repost.
I found Jessie (the girl with the big bandage on her forehead) working on Kensington Ave near Huntingdon Station. She was alone and very pretty. At first I thought I had made a mistake when I saw the giant bandage on her forehead. Then I gave it some more thought, what the heck, even with the bandage; she was hot. Of cause I asked her about the bandage. I was hoping she would say she was hiding a pimple or something. Her reply was standard – she said, “it’s a long story.” I took another look at her pretty face and considered my options. I could insist on a better answer. I could stop the car and put her out. I could wait and ask again later or I could just mind my business and get on with the task at hand. I opted to take the path less traveled. Face it, most of you would have ran the moment you saw that bandage staring back at you though the passenger door.
After the introductions, checks and related crap, I informed Jessie that I was not interested in a late night car date. I wanted to go inside somewhere where we could make ourselves at home. She recommended that well known dump, the one I hate but will reluctantly visit under certain circumstances. I wanted to try the Carlyle. She said that she did not want to go that far because there was someone waiting for her. I figured it was the boyfriend; as that is often is the case. We attempted to try her suggestion first. Unfortunately there were no rooms at the inn; and no answer at the door. We agreed on a ride to the Carlyle. But, she wanted to first call her friend; she asked to use my phone. I said, “No, I don’t want my number in your friend’s phone.” She claimed that her friend would likely leave the area if she was away to long. Jessie said, “She would be worried if I didn’t call her, we watch each others’ back. You can block the call.” I said, “She? Your friend is a girl?”
After getting a brief description of Jessie’s friend and discussing the possibility of including her pal in our date, I *67 the friend’s number and the two girls talked. It turned out that her friend, Amber (the girl wearing the glasses and with the dark hair), was two blocks away on Kensington Ave. After a short drive and a quick pickup, we were three. However; there was still a slight problem to be solved – where to go.
The Carlyle was still an option. Although I have never taken a double date to the Carlyle, I had inquired. I had questioned one of the clerks on the possibility of bringing two girls to the Carlyle. He had informed me that it could be done but the rate doubled and the time did not. Yes! It was doable. Still, there were a few things I needed to think about. The money was no problem if everything turned out alright. We have all had disappointing dates where things suddenly turned bad. It is one thing to be out of $20 and another thing to be out of $40 for the room plus the cost of two girls. As I was pondering this; Jessie came up with another suggestion. She said, as she looked at Amber, “We can go to my room.” I said, “What?” She said, “If you want, we can go to my place. I have a room I rent.” I asked her a few questions, a few where, what’s and whys? It turned out that the room was in a better neighborhood and not too far away. The two girls had been planning on returning to the room as soon as their business on the, “K,” was finished. With what they would get from me they would not have to return to the avenue. I went one step further and agreed to include an extra $20 (not the whole $40) that I would have paid for a room at the Carlyle; to sweeten the deal. (I considered this a good deal. If our date at the Carlyle had gone into overtime, at the doubles rates it would have cost me $80 for the room.) I also agreed to drop them off and leave them within two blocks of a designate location of their choice after our date. With all the minor details ironed out, we were on our way.
Like I said in an early post, things happen and somehow I end up in a ménage a trois.
CookyJar
Very nice stuff and excellant pictures.
Jessie tried to out shined Ashley in every detail. Not just because Jessie was more into sex, but because Amber seemed in awe of Jessie’s looks and abilities. IMHO and to my taste, Amber was the more desirable girl. Jessie is the pretty cheer leader that you wanted to bang just once. With her long slender legs and light colored hair, she is the hot sexy young wife of the next door neighbor; the one that you’ve been wanting to fuck since they moved in. But to the trained eye, there is not much more going on than a good one night stand. The pretty ones sometimes end up being boring after a time. On the other hand, Amber with her shapely legs, firm ass, has the well-rounded body of a young pre-med student. Along with her looks she has some brains and you could count on her imagination to provide you with years of good fucking.
When I asked who gave the better blow job, Amber pointed to Jessie. She has probably been playing second fiddle to Jessie all her life. For her part, Jessie seemed to enjoy jumping in front of Amber, taking the spotlight and proving that she is top dog. In a standing position, leaning on the wall I motioned for Jessie to stay on her knees and give me a BBBJ. Amber watched intensely as her friend wet her lips and slowly sucked me into her mouth. As I pulled her in close and felt up her soft body, Amber jerked and indicating Jessie, said, “See that! I can’t do that.” Jessie had just taken me in deep. Jessie abruptly withdrew my dick from her mouth and proclaimed proudly, while trying to catch her breath, “She can’t deep throat. I can.” Jessie proceeded to show us her technique and slurped my dick back into her mouth. While it was a nice BBBJ and yes; I was deep inside of her mouth, she was not actually deep throating – there was at least two fingers of dick still outside her mouth. I did not point this out but, IMHO, it is not deep throating unless I can feel the girl’s lips or tongue on my balls. Not wanting to put a damper on things, I kept this to myself.
There was no bed, chair or other furniture in the room. There was a sheet laid over some blankets on the floor. Jessie’s blow job had been good but I wanted to change position for Amber. After removing my pants, I sat on the makeshift sheet and blankets spread out on the floor. I was sitting upright with my back braced against the wall. Amber got down on her knees and crawled between my legs. I told her to lie flat on her belly; I wanted a clear view of her beautiful body. As she sucked me, her body and ass moved. She licked and sucked the head and shaft, using her hands to stoke me. Her body twisted and her ass jiggled the more she got into it. Then, as if she was jealous, Jessie said, “See! She can’t deep throat. Let me finish?” I told her I did not want to finish. I wanted to fuck her friend. I told her to get a condom and put it on me. During this exchange Amber had not stopped, and she had said nothing – she just kept on licking and sucking.
To make an already long story short. I sampled both girls’ pussy, doing them both one right after the other in the same position – doggie style. Suffice it to say, Amber, IMHO, was the better fuck. After Jessie had put on the rubber, I told both girls to kneel down side by side on the makeshift bed. I took Amber first. She was nice, juicy and wet. She looked over her shoulder as I fucked her, pushing back and grinding on my dick. I could have cum easy, doing Jessie but, I wanted to try Amber. Amber tensed and ducked her head down as I pushed my dick inside of her. Not only did she respond by pushing back hard, she wiggled and twitched as she got into being fucked. With her full ass pushed hard up against me, I could feel her tight pussy throbbing. As I came, Amber moaned a deep moan. Her face was buried in a pillow with her arms wrapped tightly. She seemed to be hiding the moaning sound in the pillow. Amber seemed concerned; she was stroking her friend’s hair. At first I thought Amber was in pain. Then she released the pillow and said, “Wow.” She had a big grin on her face.
CookyJar
I would gladly do either girl again. My plan is to call Amber for a single date. I’d love to get her on a real bed. I intend to help her with her deep throating skills. A little practice, some breathing lessons and if she willing to learn, she’s has the making of a good all around long term favorite. And; she has the phone. YMMV
CookyJar
PS: Jessie and Amber are the names they wrote down and asked me to use in their review. At first Jessie hadn’t mine using her real name. It was Amber who came up with the fake names. She has probably wanted to be an Amber all of her life.
Member #5237
07-18-10, 14:36
Nice pics Mr CookyJar. You sure are a lucky bastard to end up with these 2 cuties. My favorite pic was the close-up of them kissing.
Texaco Tim
07-18-10, 15:10
Do not understand all the fuss over remembering a girls name after a quick date. Many times I have picked up someone and went through the introductons and LE check and headed to a room. Halfway into the date I realize that I have forgotten her name. Sometimes I ask again and other times I don't out of not wanting to look dumb (or dumber). Does not really matter since we are not bonding for life. Forgetting to tell us that she had a bad rash, or carried a big knife, or had a mean BF waiting for her would be a serious problem, but her name??????? For crying out loud, he gave us a set of pictures for ID, much better than a name in my book.
Also please explain how a person with only 7 postings can lecture us on "pic protocol" in this forum? Where are those rules found?
Sorry for the rant but I thought we were here to help each other out for safety and info. Lately its seems more of criticism of non-important issues.
Let's get back to playng ball.
TT
Do not understand all the fuss over remembering a girls name after a quick date. Many times I have picked up someone and went through the introductons and LE check and headed to a room. Halfway into the date I realize that I have forgotten her name. Sometimes I ask again and other times I don't out of not wanting to look dumb (or dumber). Does not really matter since we are not bonding for life. Forgetting to tell us that she had a bad rash, or carried a big knife, or had a mean BF waiting for her would be a serious problem, but her name??????? For crying out loud, he gave us a set of pictures for ID, much better than a name in my book.
Also please explain how a person with only 7 postings can lecture us on "pic protocol" in this forum? Where are those rules found?
Sorry for the rant but I thought we were here to help each other out for safety and info. Lately its seems more of criticism of non-important issues.
Let's get back to playng ball.
TT
I agree on all your points.
Props for the pics and reports, BUT …
…I JUST dated the girl you are calling "Jessica" and she had no bandage on her forehead! Not even an inkling of a scar! If you are going to do something like this, it is best not to ignore such an obviously refutable little detail! You aren't the only one trolling the K! If you don’t mind, could you help me out? I seem to have over looked you review on Jessica. Would you be so kind as to post a link to that review? I would sure like to read it. I would also like to see the picture you posted with it. You know the one! The picture that shows Jessica without the bandage on her forehead or an inkling of a scar. Could you do this for me, it would be so helpful. If you don’t have a link to post, maybe a post #, or the thread you posted it in, or perhaps the date you posted the review and picture.
CookyJar
PS: Just about everything else in your response, “RE: Jessie and Amber What's in a Name?,” was spot on. I appreciate your reposting my previous comments and statements. As you so kindly stated, I do believe that reviews should be timely. That is why my review on Jessie & Amber, was presented shortly after our date. Things don’t also turn out the way I’d like them but in this case it did. My date with Jessie and Amber was a recent date. Also, as you so compassionately stated, I do sometimes choose to repost pictures. Usually, I do so because of some specific motivation. Most of the time I do provide links. Hopefully, when I do repost a picture or a set of pictures it makes the board more interesting. But, in truth, they are my pictures and I can do whatever I like with them, that’s according to the Administrator; Mr. Jackson. So; you can either like it, or lump it. Furthermore; my position on SW names is exactly as you presented. Again! Thinks! As for, “picture counts,” you’ve got me there. You must be some kind of super genius. You’ve peeped my hole card. I have been doing this for the last 5 years, for the “picture count.” And lastly, Yes! As you so eloquently pointed out, I do believe that, Bullshit ain’t nothing.
… I found Jessie (the girl with the big bandage on her forehead) working on Kensington Ave near Huntingdon Station. She was alone and very pretty. At first I thought I had made a mistake when I saw the giant bandage on her forehead. Then I gave it some more thought, what the heck, even with the bandage; she was hot. Of cause I asked her about the bandage. I was hoping she would say she was hiding a pimple or something. Her reply was standard – she said, “it’s a long story.” I took another look at her pretty face The true is I don’t know what was under Jessie’s Bandaide. It could have been there for any number of reasons. Maybe some monger bashed her in the head after a bad date. Maybe she slipped and fell getting out of bed, and then got rid of the bed because she hated it. Perhaps it was a pimple. (Would that have been a long story?) Maybe her pimp wrote B.I.T.C.H. on her forehead with a magic marker. Who knows and I certainly didn’t care in the end. If it was a pimple or an open wound or whatever, I did not want the distraction, so I never questioned her a second time.
My pictures of her with the Bandaide are recent. According to another monger who claims to have also recently dated Jessie there is no scar or hint of anything on her forehead. If this monger is to be believed, I for one am very relieved to hear that Jessie's forehead is clear of damage.
CookyJar
She rummaged for a sexy outfit in which to pose, and was disappointed that she only had one, a sexy black baby-doll nightie. It was apparently an old one she hadn’t worn in a few years. She was not happy with the fit; you know how women are, LOL; however, I liked it just fine. You be the judge of that yourself. I took a number of pics with her wearing it.
Nice!
Personally I like baby dolls. Always have! This one looks a little big for her. She most have recently lost some weight. At first I thought, maybe it wasn’t hers. Still looks great.
The CBJ is something else entirely. I hate, “Covered Blow Jobs.” Unfortunately most girls won’t tell you about that requirement until it is too late. They wait until the rooms been paid for, or they have your money, or they wait until they’ve got your little head doing all of your thinking and then they string it on you, “I only do BJ’s with a condom.” The only thing that might be worst for me is; while getting a BBBJ, I hear, “Tell me when you are about to cum – I don’t want you to cum in my mouth – I don’t like cum in my mouth.” Maybe it’s me, but isn’t cuming the best part, why would I want to stop right in the middle.
Although I always require a condom for F/S, a cover during the BJ is a deal breaker. Personally, knowing a girl only does CBJs is a deal breaker for a second date. I have a really hard time getting off during CBJs. I don’t care how great the covered fuck was – no BBBJ – no second date. She doesn’t have to swallow, but she has got to let me finish (if I want to finish).
JMHO
CookyJar
Nice lighting on this (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=105011) pic of Bijou!
I totally agree with you Fbtom. I especially like the way the lighting burns away any signs of her tan lines. Nice lighting technique, supereloquent. Normally I don’t mine tan lines, but sometimes they distract from the girls natural beauty. In this case Bijou has such creamy white clear soft looking skin that “Tan Lines,” would be distracting. You camera may be old and the flash temperamental, but it does a magnificent job of burning out tan lines. Even though Bijou had been wearing shorts earlier during one of the hottest summers on record you have managed to erase the tan lines from her legs. Nice Job!
Brilliant camera work, what f-stop did you use? f/2.8? Did you use a faster than normal shutter speed with a high level light filter? What’s your secret?
CookyJar
Nice!
Personally I like baby dolls. Always have! This one looks a little big for her. She most have recently lost some weight. At first I thought, maybe it wasn’t hers. Still looks great.
The CBJ is something else entirely. I hate, “Covered Blow Jobs.” Unfortunately most girls won’t tell you about that requirement until it is too late. They wait until the rooms been paid for, or they have your money, or they wait until they’ve got your little head doing all of your thinking and then they string it on you, “I only do BJ’s with a condom.” The only thing that might be worst for me is; while getting a BBBJ, I hear, “Tell me when you are about to cum – I don’t want you to cum in my mouth – I don’t like cum in my mouth.” Maybe it’s me, but isn’t cuming the best part, why would I want to stop right in the middle.
Although I always require a condom for F/S, a cover during the BJ is a deal breaker. Personally, knowing a girl only does CBJs is a deal breaker for a second date. I have a really hard time getting off during CBJs. I don’t care how great the covered fuck was – no BBBJ – no second date. She doesn’t have to swallow, but she has got to let me finish (if I want to finish).
JMHO
CookyJar
I always ask if she spits or swallows after leo checks. Kind of gets right to the point quickly that I prefer CIM. I have continued with girls who say only CBJ, but she has to be very worthwhile otherwise for me to do so.
I always ask if she spits or swallows after leo checks. Kind of gets right to the point quickly that I prefer CIM. I have continued with girls who say only CBJ, but she has to be very worthwhile otherwise for me to do so.
I am right there with you on this one. Except, call me an old fart, but asking if she does CIM takes all of the romance out of the deal. I may be sophisticated about most things but asking a lady (even a SW) if she does CIM just moments after meeting her seems a little forward. LOL ;) Usually, I’ll wait and then be very disappointed when she tells me, “No CIM.” I will accept the CBJ and then quickly move on to covered FS. But, I won’t date her again. There are way too many hotties out there on the avenue willing to do BBBJWCIM with a spit, to get hung-up on a girl who only does CBJs.
That’s just me. There is nothing wrong with going for CBJs. I wish I could be bold enough to ask up front.
CookyJar
...There is nothing wrong with going for CBJs. I wish I could be bold enough to ask up front.
I may be very forward, but sometimes we are fondling private parts within minutes of meeting, so I don't see the harm in asking. I can see your point of view though.
Just to be more clear on my previous comments...Essentially I don't do CBJ only dates. Usually the girl has to be interesting enough for a fs date, so I take the CBJ as foreplay without expectations of a finish.
Mythbuster
07-22-10, 22:10
Bijou has been walking the streets in jeans and a parka! I just can't bring myself to date girls who walk around on 90+ days in jeans. Yuck!
Donna is a real MILF. She is a cutie who makes her living coming out after the sun goes down. She comes out, after midnight, like those Vampires popular in today’s fiction. I asked her if she ever comes out during the day, because I rarely come out after dark. Donna claimed that she comes out late because there is less visible LE action.
Donna told me could go to a place she knew near to the Avenue. I thought at the time that the place she had been describing was a location I was familiar with. Although it was late, I took the chance. As it turned out I had never been to the place she took me. The place was under construction by the owner. There was no furniture in the room we rented. However, in the adjacent room there was an old sofa chair. After we finished with the pictures, Donna covered the sofa with a clean white sheet.
CookyJar
Sitting in that chair was one big mistake. Boy did I learn my lesson. Donna gave me a really nice BBBJ while I sat in the chair. No deep throat, but a lot of deep suction. At my request Donna threw in some pretty nice “Dirty Talk.” Had we been in a better location, I would have gladly accepted the FS action with her bending over the chair. As it turned out I am glad that I turned the FS down and came hard in her mouth and over her hand from the BBBJ/hand job combination.
CookyJar
Afterwards, after I had straightened up my clothing, I discovered that we were not alone. In fact, it wasn’t until I had actually left the building that I noticed that I had been bitten. Something had bitten me under my elbow where it had been resting on the arm rest of the chair and on the back of my neck where it had been resting on the back of the chair during the BJ. The bites were not from a Vampire. LOL ;)
CookyJar
PS: Please note that while Donna was wearing short shorts and a light colored blouse, I was not able to remove the tan lines on her legs, arms, shoulders and head. While Donna does most of her work after dark, she likely often visits her friends and co-workers and local druggist during the day, hence the tan lines.
I took a few pics that show her spinner bod and great butt. Here are a few pics.
(Thank you Hdmaybull for letting me borrow/repost a few of your pictures of Melissa.)
Does everyone tan? I can’t answer that. I don’t know and I couldn’t find anything definitive on the net. I know Albinos have a big problem with direct sunlight. Fair skin people tan. People with Olive skin tones tan. Blondes, Brunettes, and redheads tan. Most people darken during the summer months, even Afro-Americans.
Notice the dark rich tan on Melissa in her pictures posted by Hdmaybull on 6/30/10. Compare Hdmaybull’s pictures with my pictures of Molissa posted on 3/03/10. What might one conclude from this comparison? Could it be that: portraits taken mid-winter (after most people have lost their summer tans) and early spring (Prior to the tanning season) will not have tan lines?
(Please note: Every part of Melissa’s body that was not covered by her clothing has a nice dark rich tan – even her hands.)
Of cause there are those bright people who would point out that there are people who tan during the cooler months, people who use artificial methods to tan. That well maybe, except I am not questioning the appearance of a tan; but, the lack of a tan.
So why is it that so many of Supereloquent’s girls, who pictures were taken during June and July of this year, are pictured without tans? Hell if I know. Would anyone care to guess?
CookyJar
PS: I have included a few pictures of other girls with nice, “Tan Lines.”
CJ I never thought we would get to the point where we're interested in not just the providers skills and overall appearance but whether or not she is tanned.
I love your reports and your dedication to the craft is without peer! I guess this tan line thing is just a bit of entertainment in what is supposed to be a pleasure filled hobby. All of you Philthydelphia Mongers soldier on, you guys lead the pack.
Freaklikdat
07-27-10, 11:39
Lets start with Cynthia. She is a brown skin Hispanic. That’s what you are looking at when you look at the pictures of her that I posted. Hopefully you are not suggesting that I found a tanned light skinned Hispanic girl in mid-summer, and asked her to wear a New Years Hat; held on to her pictures and then posted them in January. Why would I go to such lengths.
CookyJarOh Sh!t, CJ! Cynthia is one of the HSW's I met on Old york road earlier this month. She's the one i mentioned in my pm that was "spaced out". I didn't even know she was reviewed before. Damn, Now it's really funny because she said she been in philly for only a few weeks
"Damn, Now it's really funny because she said she been in philly for only a few weeks." originally quoted by Freaklikdat.
She's been around much longer than a few weeks Freaklikdat. I did two reports on her on 3-7-10 and 3-8-10 in the streetwalker thread. She had healing self inflicted slash marks on her wrists but said she was back on her med (lithium) and was doing better. Plus she got rid of an abusive boyfriend. The lithium is probably making her spacey. Thanks for the update. I truly enjoyed my time with her. If you have any specific details about her whereabouts PM me please. I would like to see her again.
Be Safe,
La Chic
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=1030159&postcount=2496
Jessie, whose real name is Liz related to me that she was brutally attacked in a robbery a few weeks ago, hence the bandage on her forehead. Said she was in the hospital for two days and still has some bruises and contusions that are healing. I haven't seen Liz since late 2008/early 2009 due to a self imposed rehab stint, but she's back on the streets. Sweet girl. I don't remember the "Benny" tattoo so it must be relatively new. I hope this clarifies things.
Be Safe,
La Chic
Mrkuyamandla
07-27-10, 16:19
Oh Sh!t, CJ! Cynthia is one of the HSW's I met on Old york road earlier this month. She's the one i mentioned in my pm that was "spaced out". I didn't even know she was reviewed before. Damn, Now it's really funny because she said she been in philly for only a few weeksHaha. Love the one of her squatting in the field of trash.
Oh Sh!t, CJ! Cynthia is one of the HSW's I met on Old york road earlier this month. She's the one i mentioned in my pm that was "spaced out". I didn't even know she was reviewed before. Damn, Now it's really funny because she said she been in philly for only a few weeksDamn it, What am I doing wrong? My luck on OYR is zero to nothing. Maybe I need to change my route or time or something.
CookyJar
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=1030159&postcount=2496
Jessie, whose real name is Liz related to me that she was brutally attacked in a robbery a few weeks ago, hence the bandage on her forehead. Said she was in the hospital for two days and still has some bruises and contusions that are healing. I haven't seen Liz since late 2008/early 2009 due to a self imposed rehab stint, but she's back on the streets. Sweet girl. I don't remember the "Benny" tattoo so it must be relatively new. I hope this clarifies things.
Be Safe,
La ChicI didn't understand the name change myself. Liz aka Jessie was okay with using her real name at first. Both girls were great.
Thank for the added info. It is very important that we verify each other’s reports whenever possible.
CookyJar
I guess my point is that I really don't care if postings of these girls are 100% accurate or timely…
…Cooky uses innuendo and implications so we reach the conclusions that he is trying to imply….
Play Safe guys
I care. It is a very important part of what I do. If for some reason I’ve posted out of sequence, I’ve stated that fact and the reason for being out of sequence. If I post pictures outside of what I consider a timely fashion, I stated it. Yes, I have posted pictures out of sequence. Yes, I have posted pictures months after they were taken. In each and every case I have notified the entire forum of the true nature of my post.
What you are doing is comparing Apples with Oranges. You are comparing my camera, my flash and my photographic skills and techniques with SuperEloquent’s camera, his flash, and his photographic skills and techniques. Trust me; I know exactly what type of camera he uses. I am not going to divulge this information in the open forum. Suffice it to say, both of his cameras are range finders. I on the other hand use a more advanced though the lens, digital, with multiple flashes. Because my camera lets me interchange lens, my prospective is different than SuperEloquent. Using an 85mm portrait lens or a 180mm both with auto focus I seldom need to get in close. I believe I could duplicate the alleged flaw by using my 55mm lens and a direct flash. Or I could simply do it with my computer’s photo editor. Both would be time consuming and I really don’t feel the need.
However, there is something close already available in the forum. Take a look at “Aundrea’s New Friend, or Rachel is Out & Lux aka Alexus is In” Specifically “Lux 10” (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=97142). Compare this picture with pictures taken on the exact same date and you will see Lux in what appears to be various stages of tans.
Of cause this explanation will not satisfy some. By pulling out segments of data, just about any claim can be made. If you take a good look at all of the available information and consider both past and present data, the conclusion is often different.
Just for the fun of it, I have included some other possibilities. Please don’t draw your conclusions from these altered pictures I just posted. Take a look at the originals posted on April 03, 2010. All of these pictures show a tan except for one, “Lux 10” (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=97142) a facial closes up taken with my 55mm lens. All of these pictures were taken on the same day. Same camera, different lens, and different flash and camera positions.
I hope this clears things up a bit.
I have been saying this all along: It is not about,” Tan Lines.”
CookyJar
PS: For those who do not know how to use links; Lux 10 Light and Lux 13 Dark appear just as they do in my original post. I altered Lux 24 Lt Tan, No Tan and No Tan 2, just for fun and to show another possible explanation.
Dodger1308
08-02-10, 17:37
Get on with finding girls
Giving your best
Getting your moneys worth
And posting pictures
Damn life is short enough
And you guys live in the best mongering area
In the USA
Will be there wed night. Can't wait.
This whole thing is getting out of hand, with minute examination of every photo, cross checking the weather for the particular day and lengthy scientific arguments about the Tan/no tan effects of sunlight, heat, barometric pressure. So, what is the point?
The point is someone suspects some reports are fabricated, some are misdated (intentionally, none the less!) neither party will agree on anything, so to put this issue to rest: every report with pics should include one with the lady in question holding a mayor newspaper with the date clearly visible, and a signed statement confirming that the date took place, (money paid for photos and companionship only) specifying if the lady is in fact working and available for other (lucky) mongers or if it is UTR, one time only, etc, then we won't have any more problems, ever!
Seriously guys; this is THE INTERNET take any info you read here or anywhere else with a grain of salt, nothing is guaranteed YMMV.
I don't believe I am real anymore!
C'mon guys! Let's get back to the "hobby"!
To: Supereloquent, Cookyjar, and all aliases.
I don't know anything about whatever problem you have with each other and I don't care. However...
It has become apparent that these pointless exchanges between Supereloquent (and all of his aliases) and Cookyjar will not stop without my intervention. Therefor, I am unilaterally instituting a permanent ceasefire, as follows:
Effective immediately, you are both prohibited from referring to each other in any of your reports.
This means that...
- You may not address or reference each other in any report.
- You may not quote each other in any report.
- You may not post in each other's designated threads.
- You may not mention, either directly or by reference, each other or any activities that the other party may be involved in.
- You man not post your opinions regarding each other or any activities that the other party may be involved in.
Violate this restriction one time, and I'll ban the perpetrator (and all of his aliases) without comment.
Persuant to this cease fire, I have cleaned up this thread by deleting all posts that are now in violation of this ceasefire. This cleanup process is not perfect, and it's possible that I may have inadvertently deleted a few otherwise legitimate posts. If you find that your own report was also deleted, please don't take it personally.
Whatever the bullshit is, it stops now.
The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.
Let's get back to the subject.
Sincerely,
Jackson
New Age Monger
08-05-10, 12:37
I didn't understand the name change myself. Liz aka Jessie was okay with using her real name at first. Both girls were great.
Thank for the added info. It is very important that we verify each other’s reports whenever possible.
CookyJarFunny thing about the name change is Jessie was one of Liz's best friends on the ave. For some reason they had a falling out and she used her friends name for the photos.
Forth Ryte
08-05-10, 15:16
To: Supereloquent, Cookyjar, and all aliases.
I don't know anything about whatever problem you have with each other and I don't care. However...
It has become apparent that these pointless exchanges between Supereloquent (and all of his aliases) and Cookyjar will not stop without my intervention. Therefor, I am unilaterally instituting a permanent ceasefire, ........
Violate this restriction one time, and I'll ban the perpetrator (and all of his aliases) without comment.
Persuant to this cease fire, I have cleaned up this thread by deleting all posts that are now in violation of this ceasefire. This cleanup process is not perfect, and it's possible that I may have inadvertently deleted a few otherwise legitimate posts. If you find that your own report was also deleted, please don't take it personally.
Whatever the bullshit is, it stops now.......
Sincerely,
Jackson
Jackson: Kudos to you, sir. Now, are you available to pay a quick visit to the Middle East?
-- Forth Ryte
Jackson: Kudos to you, sir. Now, are you available to pay a quick visit the the Middle East?
-- Forth Ryte
Eh, I would have at least liked to have seen SE reply to CJ's final exhibit. The exhibit that was deleted by admin shortly after it was posted and contained smoking gun evidence that SE was posting old reports and pics and passing them off as new. At least they were SE's personal pics and reports, I don't understand why he didn't just say they were old to begin with. "Hey I felt like posting an encounter I had over the winter, hope you don't mind." Nobody would have cared! Just be honest. Half his readers are from out of town anyway, living vicariously. I don't understand what would be his motivations to lie about the timeframe.
It's apparent by Jackson's tone that he was badgered by someone to the point where he couldn't take it anymore and had to intervene. Too bad SE couldn't show some stones and simply admit what he did, give an explanation why, and say he wouldn't do it again. BFD. People would respect him for that. Instead we're left to make our own judgments about a man who is so concerned about his anonymous internet reputation that he makes threats of lawsuits, and badgers the moderator into deleting all posts about the subject and putting a muzzle on one of the forums best contributors. Weak.
Tha X Facta
08-05-10, 18:25
It's apparent by Jackson's tone that he was badgered by someone to the point where he couldn't take it anymore and had to intervene.
Hi CookyJar,
For the record:
1. I am aware that you are not the problem here.
2. I know that you do not have and have never used any aliases.
3. You are a valued member of this forum and your contributions are greatly appreciated.
Thanks,
JacksonAll's well that ends well.
Wassup Loop, the the District of Columbia is very slow these days. :(
TheyCallMeHawk
08-05-10, 20:36
Eh, I would have at least liked to have seen SE reply to CJ's final exhibit. The exhibit that was deleted by admin shortly after it was posted and contained smoking gun evidence that SE was posting old reports and pics and passing them off as new. At least they were SE's personal pics and reports, I don't understand why he didn't just say they were old to begin with. "Hey I felt like posting an encounter I had over the winter, hope you don't mind." Nobody would have cared! Just be honest. Half his readers are from out of town anyway, living vicariously. I don't understand what would be his motivations to lie about the timeframe.
It's apparent by Jackson's tone that he was badgered by someone to the point where he couldn't take it anymore and had to intervene. Too bad SE couldn't show some stones and simply admit what he did, give an explanation why, and say he wouldn't do it again. BFD. People would respect him for that. Instead we're left to make our own judgments about a man who is so concerned about his anonymous internet reputation that he makes threats of lawsuits, and badgers the moderator into deleting all posts about the subject and putting a muzzle on one of the forums best contributors. Weak.
Its over..... get back to mongering.......enough of the BS.......
Hi CookyJar,
For the record:
1. I am aware that you are not the problem here.
2. I know that you do not have and have never used any aliases.
3. You are a valued member of this forum and your contributions are greatly appreciated.
Thanks,
Jackson
I don’t know why Jackson chooses to intervene right at this point. I have much respect for the Admin, his is a tough job. However, I think his solution is way too harsh. I don’t want to be banned, but there is no way that I am going to be able to keep to the restrictions as currently set by Jackson. I hope he will give me some leeway.
I am a grown man. I can control myself. There is no need to send me to the “Time-out corner.”
SuperEloquent and I walk the same streets, date many of the same women and many of our encounters verify each other’s post. Telling us not to mention each other’s name or comment on each other’s post is very similar to a punishment I would give my kids when their arguing got on my nerves.
I know how to play nice. I will honor the underlying essence of Jackson’s restrictions and hope that he will forgive me for not following them to the letter. SuperEloquent’s choice to keep these restrictions to the letter is his own.
For example: I recently had a date with Alexus, a roommate/former roommate of Aundrea, a girl recently reviewed by SuperEloquent.
According to Alexus; Aundrea has moved to the new house. This has been a move in the making for a long time. Alexus and Amber are both still living in the old house. And all three girls still work for the same gentleman. On my last visit I was both disappointed and elated at the same time. I had come to see Aundrea, she is a sure thing. I cannot imagine ever having a bad date with Aundrea. On the other hand, there was Alexus. Up till now I had never had a bad date with Alexus.
Up till now I had never had a bad date with Alexus aka Lux. My last date with Alexus aka Lux was a threesome with Aundrea. Aundrea & Lux - revisited . During the threesome, Alexus’s performance had been beyond reproach. Alexus has gotten a few not-so-good reviews from other members of this board. Now, with much regret, I must add my own. (This review is in no way a reflection on Aundrea who remains, IMHO, one of the best providers on either the “K,” or “BackPage.”)
I have never had any problem giving Aundrea her rate upfront. I will never do that again with Alexus. When I asked her to take off her pants for a few pictures; she informed me, “It’s that time of the month.” WTF I didn’t get upset at first, I believed her. I suggested that she take off the pants but keep on her underwear for the pictures. She declined. So I took a few lackluster pictures and settled in for a BBBJ. While I was lying on the bed, the puppy pulled my shoe into his cage and starting chewing on it. Oop! Did I forget to mention that she has a cute pitbull pup caged in her room? First she lets the puppy out. While I am undressing he take one of me shoes into his cage and start to chew on it. I take the shoe out and place it back on the floor. He finds my shoes, he chews on my shoes. She stops the BJ and cages the dog. He whines. She stops again. She lets the puppy out. He starts to play with and nibble my feet as they hang off the bed. (My shoes are on the bed with me.) She stops again and cages the mute. Suck, suck, suck, she stops checks the timer on her cell phone and says, “Times over.” WTdoubleF!!! Sure I’m piss, but between the dog and her bad service I’d had enough – I wanted to leave. So; with my dick still hard, I got up off of the bed and started to dress. While I was dressing; Alexus gets off on the other side of the bed, grabs a nightie and starts to undress. I watched in total disbelief as she got naked and changed into the baby dolls.
Alexus is pretty and I am sure she’ll get her share of dates in the future. I will not be one of them. YMMV
CookyJar
PS: The impression I got when I first heard about the move to the new house was that all of the girls would be moving there.
I am glad the Admin. stepped in and stopped the lunacy. Fellas, lets just write about our dates and take photos . Who cares when they were taken or if you exaggerate your stories. This is just pure entertainment to me . Lets get back to having safe fun because life is too short....
Alexus is pretty and I am sure she’ll get her share of dates in the future. I will not be one of them. YMMV
CookyJar
Before I continue, maybe I should take a step back and explain a few things. The night had started with my doing a couple of circles around Kensington Avenue. On each trip I spotted what I thought was a nice assortment of girls. They were out in force, from one end to the other. I even spotted a tall slender looking beauty that may have been the Jen currently being reported on. The problem was; along with the girls, Law Enforcement was everywhere. The Warrant Unit was out along with regular LE and they were having a field day. As I drove, I witnessed at least three or four car stops and two pedestrian stops which involved people in handcuffs. I thought to myself; this might be a nice day to stop-by and see what Aundrea was doing. Unfortunately, as I reported in my last review on Alexus, Aundrea had moved and I had chosen to date Alexus.
After leaving Alexus I was force to face a huge problem. What to do about my drug induced hard-on. Sure I could have taken it home and solved the problem there. Or; I could seek out a problem solver on the Avenue. I opted to find the latter.
LE was still out, but the SEPTA Police which had been stationed outside of Huntingdon Station had moved on. Night fall was arriving and it looked like LE was wrapping thing up. I pulled over, got out and took a walk. When I approached Melissa, she smiled.
Back in my car, we negotiated. She didn’t want her pictures taken and put on the internet. Normally that’s a deal breaker. However, after my date with Alexus, I just wanted to get some relief. I didn’t feel like going back to the Avenue, searching for another girl while ducking the still large LE presents. And I didn’t want to travel to the Carlyle. To make things worse when we got to that local $10 room, the light in the room was out. There was electric, the TV provided some light, but the overhead light was out. What the hey, I didn’t care – I just wanted to fuck.
Melissa turned out to be the bright light in an otherwise dim night. Her excellent BBBJ was just what I needed. If I had stayed with the BJ I would have easily cum. She took her time and tenderly sucked me as I stood over her. I changed the position and climbed over her. Facing fucking is an art. Not every girl is willing to take the pressure of having a dick pounded inside her mouth. Being the gentlemen that I am, I always inquire before assuming the facing fucking position. After getting the go ahead I started out slowly and ended up with full thrust. No I did not hit bottom, I just took my time and enjoyed the fuck. Melissa was lying flat on her back and I was straddling her face, bracing myself up on all fours, sliding in and out of her mouth. It felt so good, but I didn’t want to finish just yet. Thanks to Melissa, things were finally going my way and I didn’t want to stop.
It took me a second to slip on a condom. I told Melissa to get on her knees and back up to the edge of the bed. I had to kneel down on the bed and crawl up to her. (I am certain that I wasn’t the first to use these sheets today and the less contact the better.) Tight is nice, but I prefer wet and juicy – I hate a dry pussy. Melissa was wet, I had no problem – with one hand on the small of her back, pressing down and positioning her to the right level – I eased into her warm pussy. She pushed back and settled into a comfortable position of her own. Together we started to fuck. Pushing back and connecting with my thrust, Melissa’s face was buried into the sheets. She turns her face to one side and asked, “Do you like that?” I answered with a hard thrust and said, “Yeah, sweetie – talk to me.” Her moaning and dirty talk was all I needed. Melissa turned out to be the bright spot in my otherwise dismal evening.
Once we were finished I asked Melissa again about posing for some pictures. To my amazement she said, yes. I reminded her that I would be putting them on the internet and that I wanted her face included - she still agreed. For some reason – I don’t know why – I let her off the hook. Maybe it was because I remembered how she had said no in the car; I told her she could cover her face if she wanted too. (Usually I take the pictures before the sex. After the fucking is done, I just want to get out and on the way. Once the big head is back in charge, my thinking is to get the girl back were she belongs and for me to get back where I belong - the sooner the better.) I took a couple of quick shots in the darken room and we were off.
Actually Melissa had been a life saver date. She had finished off where Alexus had left me. I would love to do her again in a better location. YMMV
CookyJar
I think what Jackson is getting at is that y'all need to put this in the proper perspective. None of the stuff we write about really happens. Right, guys? I mean, it is all made-up fantasy written for sheer enjoyment. The pictures are paid models who happen to work for below union scale. This "no tan lines in July" and "VHS and 1998 People Magazine cover" nonsense is exactly that. Nonsense. Write good prose and/or take good pictures. That's all people care about.
I mean, aren't there laws against most of the subject material on this website? It's all fantasy. A total fabrication. That's what I say, Your Honor. Never happened. Just a bunch of guys getting together and sharing a bit of bathroom humor. Nothing more.
Please, everyone, lighten up and enjoy the show. I know you Philly guys tend to be highly emotional. I know this because Squonk imagines the possibility of having spent his first 35 years living there, visiting wh0res there and in B-more. Riding down the Avenue in Philly. Circling the W/W "Clix loop" in B-more. None of this really happened, of course. Purely my imagination, Your Honored Judge. It never happened. See, I am an aspiring author/photographer. That's all.
Anyway, good luck Super and CJ. You write good stuff and take great pics. Keep up the good work. Both of you. We need your continued excellence here to keep this forum interesting.
To: Supereloquent, Cookyjar, and all aliases.
I don't know anything about whatever problem you have with each other and I don't care. However...
It has become apparent that these pointless exchanges between Supereloquent (and all of his aliases) and Cookyjar will not stop without my intervention. Therefor, I am unilaterally instituting a permanent ceasefire, as follows:
Effective immediately, you are both prohibited from referring to each other in any of your reports.
This means that...
- You may not address or reference each other in any report.
- You may not quote each other in any report.
- You may not post in each other's designated threads.
- You may not mention, either directly or by reference, each other or any activities that the other party may be involved in.
- You man not post your opinions regarding each other or any activities that the other party may be involved in.
Violate this restriction one time, and I'll ban the perpetrator (and all of his aliases) without comment.
Persuant to this cease fire, I have cleaned up this thread by deleting all posts that are now in violation of this ceasefire. This cleanup process is not perfect, and it's possible that I may have inadvertently deleted a few otherwise legitimate posts. If you find that your own report was also deleted, please don't take it personally.
Whatever the bullshit is, it stops now.
The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.
Let's get back to the subject.
Sincerely,
Jackson
...nonsense is exactly that. Nonsense....
You are so right. It's like what Sonny said to Calogero.
Sonny: Listen to me, kid. Nobody cares.
CookyJar
Phunchance
08-07-10, 22:56
She did seem a little nervous or hype when see first got into my car...... According to Holly, she has been having some problems. And, according to Holly, she is trying to get back to her old self and regain the respect of her regulars.
Proceed with caution, at your own risk. Yep. Met up with her the other night. Poor kid. Something def going on. I was excited someone def want to party with. Started drivin to spot. She just broke down, crying and would not stop. Trying some head to head see if could help clear the air. Kept going on about no one understand. Just would not stop crying. So basically sent her on way. Still don't know what issue was. She's out there. Sad. Pretty girl. Later on that night. My next date said that yes. Something is going on with her. Not really sure wut. Just hope she pulls thru.
Let’s get something straight; PMs are private messages and they should stay private. I have nothing to hide, which is why I seldom use the PM function of this board. Can we agree to keep our private messages, private?
Most of the messages I receive asking for numbers or other information could just as easily be answered in the public forum and save me some time by not making it necessary to sent out numerous individual replies.
[BTW: FbTom, you mail box is full. Would you clear it out?)
CookyJar
Let’s get something straight; PMs are private messages and they should stay private....
[BTW: FbTom, you mail box is full. Would you clear it out?)
CookyJar
Made some more room, please resend!
Trashed201
08-08-10, 15:53
I don't know why Jackson chooses to intervene right at this point. I have much respect for the Admin, his is a tough job. However, I think his solution is way too harsh. I don't want to be banned, but there is no way that I am going to be able to keep to the restrictions as currently set by Jackson. I hope he will give me some leeway.
I am a grown man. I can control myself. There is no need to send me to the "Time-out corner. "
SuperEloquent and I walk the same streets, date many of the same women and many of our encounters verify each other's post. Telling us not to mention each other's name or comment on each other's post is very similar to a punishment I would give my kids when their arguing got on my nerves.
I know how to play nice. I will honor the underlying essence of Jackson's restrictions and hope that he will forgive me for not following them to the letter. SuperEloquent's choice to keep these restrictions to the letter is his own.
For example: I recently had a date with Alexus, a roommate/former roommate of Aundrea, a girl recently reviewed by SuperEloquent.
According to Alexus; Aundrea has moved to the new house. This has been a move in the making for a long time. Alexus and Amber are both still living in the old house. And all three girls still work for the same gentleman. On my last visit I was both disappointed and elated at the same time. I had come to see Aundrea, she is a sure thing. I cannot imagine ever having a bad date with Aundrea. On the other hand, there was Alexus. Up till now I had never had a bad date with Alexus.
Up till now I had never had a bad date with Alexus aka Lux. My last date with Alexus aka Lux was a threesome with Aundrea. Aundrea & Lux. Revisited . During the threesome, Alexus's performance had been beyond reproach. Alexus has gotten a few not-so-good reviews from other members of this board. Now, with much regret, I must add my own. (This review is in no way a reflection on Aundrea who remains, IMHO, one of the best providers on either the "K, " or "BackPage. ")
I have never had any problem giving Aundrea her rate upfront. I will never do that again with Alexus. When I asked her to take off her pants for a few pictures; she informed me, "It's that time of the month. " WTF I didn't get upset at first, I believed her. I suggested that she take off the pants but keep on her underwear for the pictures. She declined. So I took a few lackluster pictures and settled in for a BBBJ. While I was lying on the bed, the puppy pulled my shoe into his cage and starting chewing on it. Oop! Did I forget to mention that she has a cute pitbull pup caged in her room? First she lets the puppy out. While I am undressing he take one of me shoes into his cage and start to chew on it. I take the shoe out and place it back on the floor. He finds my shoes, he chews on my shoes. She stops the BJ and cages the dog. He whines. She stops again. She lets the puppy out. He starts to play with and nibble my feet as they hang off the bed. (My shoes are on the bed with me.) She stops again and cages the mute. Suck, suck, suck, she stops checks the timer on her cell phone and says, "Times over. " WTdoubleF! Sure I'm piss, but between the dog and her bad service I'd had enough – I wanted to leave. So; with my dick still hard, I got up off of the bed and started to dress. While I was dressing; Alexus gets off on the other side of the bed, grabs a nightie and starts to undress. I watched in total disbelief as she got naked and changed into the baby dolls.
Alexus is pretty and I am sure she'll get her share of dates in the future. I will not be one of them. YMMV
CookyJar
PS: The impression I got when I first heard about the move to the new house was that all of the girls would be moving there.What the hell! You've broken the rules twice already. Jackson was very clear and yet you feel the rules should be separate for you. I'm sure leniency wouldn't be granted for Supereloquent. Regardless of your opinion on this you should adhere to Jackson's decision. His reasoning is sound. It completely eliminates any potential flareup contributing to wasted space I might add initiated by you. All Super did was defend himself while you twisted reality to make him look bad. Anybody on a mission to deceive and discredit can do that. Grow up! Get over it! Let all of us enjoy the two best posters in this area and probably the country. You do what you do and let Super do the voodoo he does so well.
Happy mongering!
My date with Stacy was a wild one. She is a very pleasant girl with a lot going for her. We first meant about two weeks ago when she was wearing a pair of cute glasses and a dress making her look like a civilian. During our first meeting we drove around for a while and talked. She said she was new and didn’t want to get into trouble. For some reason she thought I was LE. I eventually had to let her out.
The next time I saw her I didn’t recognize her without the glasses. She comes up to me while I was parked, sitting in my car and asked if I wanted to date her, and that she’d be willing to pose for pictures. Believe it or not, I passed. I told her maybe some other time. A little while latter, I was walking pass and she joins me. We talk and I realize that she is the same girl I had in the car two weeks ago – without the glasses.
On the ride to the Carlyle Stacy tells me it was Katie who to her about me. She said that Katie had told her that I was nice and a cool date. She said that Katie had told her that she (Katie) had gotten dates as the results of my posing her pictures. (Come on fellows; where are the reviews on Katie? If you dated Katie after seeing her pictures you should post a review.) So she was eager to have her pictures posted.
After arriving at the Carlyle, Stacy was very serious about her pictures. While I was shooting her pictures I realized how really hot she was. After the pictures, I asked her to sit next to me and we discussed our immediate future. LOL
CookyJar
Sitting next to me on the bed, Stacy leaned over and lightly grasped and stroked my hard dick. She took me into her mouth and began to make my dick wet with her saliva before pulling back and blowing cool air over it, and then shoving me back into her mouth the contrast from the cool air to her warm wet mouth felt fantastic. I whispered into her ear that I wanted to fuck her from behind while she is bending over the counter in front of the mirror. I wanted to watch her in the mirror as I fucked her. She bobs her head up and down a couple more times, looking me in the eye as she does. Than she stands up in front of me and while stroking my dick, she says, “Yeah! Come on.”
When she turned around and started towards the counter, I stop her and pulled her back. I stood up and stepped towards her, pulling her up against me. I reached around and cupped her left breast in my left hand and reached down with my right hand to her pussy. My hard dick was pressed up against her soft bottom. While I played gently with her tit and pussy I kissed her on the necked and whispered, “There is no hurry, I want this to last.” We stood there in the middle of the floor for a moment and she lean her head back, arched her back and grinded her ass on my dick and said, “Ok lover.” After a few minutes of fondling her tit and pussy and grinding on her ass, I directed her to the counter and its large mirror.
Stacy moaned, spreading her legs wide and keeping them straight, she bent at the waist and rest her elbows on the counter exposing her beautiful behind. I give her right cheek a light spank, nothing hard and not enough to really hurt. She makes that moaning sound again and reaching back between her legs, she took hold of my hard dick. She started to guide my dick towards her wet pussy lips. I placed one hand on her hips and the other on the small of her back. I held back when I felt the moisture of her pussy against the head of my dick. Stacy still had a hold on my dick and moved it around gathering up her wet natural juices and teasing me with thoughts of the fuck to come.
I stopped and took my eyes off of her propped up ass and glanced at the mirror. Stacy’s head was tilted looking back at me. She saw that I was now looking into the mirror and she too turn her head and looked up at me in the mirror. Her eyes were wide and she looked wild and so hot. She licked her lips and turned her head up, looking at me in the mirror she said, “Come on! Stop teasing me. Stick it in, Let’s fuck?” Her head dropped as she concentrated on getting my dick inside of her.
When she turned back to the job of getting me inside of her, I began to slowly grind forward. My dick moved past the outer lips of her pussy and part of me just wanted to thrust in hard and deep; the other part of me wanted to build up to it and savor the feeling as my dick moved further inside.
I choose the second option. I started off with just the head slowly working in and out of her. Then a little more dick, I took my time, slowly working in and out gradually adding more of my dick until there is only an inch left. And as I slowly fucked Stacy I watch in the mirror. I loved watching her body slowly moving, grinding with the rhythm of our fucking. I withdrew my dick until just the head was in and then slowly I drove my dick all the way into Stacy. When my dick was all the way in I held it there and watched for her reaction in the mirror. She lifted her head up and rose up from her elbows. Her mouth was open and she threw her head back, making her hair flair around. I started a slow pounding, gliding in and out of her at a steady pace. She pushed back matching me and I could see her breast bouncing in the mirror. I took hold of her waist with both hands and pulled her back, pounding hard thrust, long hard thrust after thrust until I came. As I was cumming, I lost all control. I took one last look at the mirror; what I saw was a mad man, humping away at this twisted freak. Stacy’s hair was flying around and her body was jerking in time with my mad thrust. Mirror fucking can be soooooooo enlightening.
CookJar
Stacy is a cute little spinner. She does have a nice smile (with all of her front teeth). I don’t know why she didn’t smile in any of her pictures. Some people don’t like to smile; I guess.
She was very accommodating. Her BBBJ was great, but the FS in front of the mirror was what got me off. I’d do her again in a heart beat. YMMV
CookyJar
Some of the mirror pictures were twinked a bit. I do like playing with my computer toys.
CookyJar
What the hell! You've broken the rules twice already. Jackson was very clear and yet you feel the rules should be separate for you. I'm sure leniency wouldn't be granted for Supereloquent. Regardless of your opinion on this you should adhere to Jackson's decision. His reasoning is sound. Happy mongering!
Thank you for this most informative post. The information you’ve provided will be considered and given the attention it deserves. Your concern for waste is admirable. Unfortunately I don’t have the privileged knowledge that you have on the reasoning’s behind Jackson’s thinking. I can only go by what I know – I haven’t been banned yet.
Again, thank you for your concern.
CookyJar
Yep. Met up with her the other night. Poor kid. Something def going on. I was excited someone def want to party with. Started drivin to spot. She just broke down, crying and would not stop. Trying some head to head see if could help clear the air. Kept going on about no one understand. Just would not stop crying. So basically sent her on way. Still don't know what issue was. She's out there. Sad. Pretty girl. Later on that night. My next date said that yes. Something is going on with her. Not really sure wut. Just hope she pulls thru.
When I first met Holly she was up-beat and lots of fun to be with. I practically fell in love with her. Some girls are not good at being on the streets. They may get it in their head that they can handle it, but in the end the life gets the best of them. The truth is; none of these girls actually want to be where they are. It is also true that no one wants to be poor or hungry. The truth is that no one desires to be fat, disfigured, sick or any of the other bad things that happens. I hate seeming unsympathetic but that’s the truth of it.
Hopefully, Holly will get away from whatever it is that is making her life so miserable.
CookyJar
Very nice HONEST report Cookyjar.
Most of the changes are obvious. Others are a bit harder to detect. For example, “Stacy 001,” is IMHO a beautiful picture, but the mirror portion was enhanced (there is an error in the picture which few will detect). Likewise, “Stacy 003,” IMHO is haunting, but it isn’t real – I just love the way Stacy’s eyes seem to peer out from inside the mirror.
Photography is a real hobby for me. What I am doing is taking two things that I like to do and combining them. The changes I made in no way affected the outcome reported in my review.
It has been pointed out that most members don’t care, but I am hoping that there are a few members who appreciate an honest effect.
CookyJar
All this talk of Tan lines! So, I thought I'd send CJ a pic with some tan lines. I'm a big fan of CJ and I read with interest his talk of indoor vs. outdoor HO pics, I like outdoor better, it just turns me on for some reason. I am just an imatator of you guys, I just love your work. I hope you take a sec and look at some of my pics if you get a chance. If you read the Tampa Forum you will see that I get crap about posting old pics. (many are happy to see them but there are a few who feel the need to bash them) I post old pics and label them as such to get feedback from guys who remember those girls. This pic is from June of this year, I dont see this Tampa girl out walking anymore.
Have fun, Skip.
… I get crap about posting old pics. (many are happy to see them but there are a few who feel the need to bash them) I post old pics and label them as such to get feedback from guys who remember those girls. This pic is from June of this year, I dont see this Tampa girl out walking anymore.
Have fun, Skip.
I post old pictures. Why not? It’s fun to break out the oldies once in awhile and reminisce. And when I post my oldies I always get a few PMs asking for contact information, even though I always let the membership know when I am posting a three year old picture or a six month old picture.
You are doing the right thing by labeling your pictures with the correct date. That way if a monger goes out hunting for the girl he’ll at least know whether the tracks are fresh or six months old. It does make a difference.
I plan to get out-of-doors once or twice before the season ends.
Keep up the nice work.
CookyJar
TheyCallMeHawk
08-09-10, 09:22
But I would think the time and accuracy of these pics are extremely important. I am sure alot of these girls are users of some sort and a DITR "diamond in the rough" get can go to just plain "rough" in a couple of months on the streets. Posting old pics or even an older report/review is cool as long as you include the fact that the pics /report is older.
But I would think the time and accuracy of these pics are extremely important. I am sure alot of these girls are users of some sort and a DITR "diamond in the rough" get can go to just plain "rough" in a couple of months on the streets. Posting old pics or even an older report/review is cool as long as you include the fact that the pics /report is older.
It’s very important. We don’t accept, “Bait and Switch,” when a provider does it. Posting inaccurate picture information shouldn’t be accepted when a monger does it.
It is especially irritating when there is no obvious reason for the trickery, other than to boost an ego.
CookyJar
New Age Monger
08-10-10, 11:39
It is especially irritating when there is no obvious reason for the trickery, other than to boost an ego.
CookyJarIt may have been more than just ego boosting. Seems a game when a girl is told her pics are only for a private collection or will be deleted with them watching only to be recovered again. So if you wait a few months or more maybe they will forget or in some cases be off the ave and they will never find out. I think it's more of a scumbag move than ego. Hopefully some of the girls in question will one day come here to tell their story. Now that would be good forum.
At least 80% of the girls who I photograph ask to see their pictures. Most ask for a copy. Some ask for the name of the website where I’ll be posting them. Some girls do actually get to see their picture. Most of the ones who say they got to see their pictures say a friend or date showed them the pictures. Some computer/phone/internet savvy girls have gone online and viewed their pictures. On a few rare occasions I have taken my lap top on a date, for the express propose of providing a girl the opportunity to see her pictures. However, even though I have tried once or twice, I have never been able to give a girl a printed photograph
I would like to give Aundrea, Alexus and Amber a house warming present. I would like to give each girl a framed picture suitable for display at the new house. I plan to give them the gift wrapped present on behalf of the guys at USASexGuide.
I need your help. Which of the pictures in the post “Aundre’s Gift” and “Alexus’s Gift,” should I print and frame for a gift to Aundrea and Alexus.
(I will have to do Amber later after I gotten some better pictures of her to work with.)
PS: Any ideas about what I should put on the card? LOL
At least 80% of the girls who I photograph ask to see their pictures. Most ask for a copy. Some ask for the name of the website where I’ll be posting them. Some girls do actually get to see their picture. Most of the ones who say they got to see their pictures say a friend or date showed them the pictures. Some computer/phone/internet savvy girls have gone online and viewed their pictures. On a few rare occasions I have taken my lap top on a date, for the express propose of providing a girl the opportunity to see her pictures. However, even though I have tried once or twice, I have never been able to give a girl a printed photograph
PS: Any ideas about what I should put on the card? LOL
I would like to give Aundrea a house warming present. I would like to give her a framed picture suitable for display at the new house. I plan to give the gift wrapped present on behalf of the guys at USASexGuide.
I need your help. Which one of the pictures in the post “Aundrea’s Gift” should I print and frame for a gift to Aundrea.
Come on guys; show a little class, pick one.
CookyJar
PS: Any ideas about what I should put on the card? LOL
At least 80% of the girls who I photograph ask to see their pictures. Most ask for a copy. Some ask for the name of the website where I’ll be posting them. Some girls do actually get to see their picture. Most of the ones who say they got to see their pictures say a friend or date showed them the pictures. Some computer/phone/internet savvy girls have gone online and viewed their pictures. On a few rare occasions I have taken my lap top on a date, for the express propose of providing a girl the opportunity to see her pictures. However, even though I have tried once or twice, I have never been able to give a girl a printed photograph
PS: Any ideas about what I should put on the card? LOL
I would like to give Alexus a house warming present. I would like to give her a framed picture suitable for display at the new house. I plan to give the gift wrapped present on behalf of the guys at USASexGuide.
I need your help. Which one of the pictures in the post “Alexus's Gift” should I print and frame for a gift to Alexus.
Come on guys; show a little class, pick one.
CookyJar
PS: Any ideas about what I should put on the card? LOL
I am serious about giving the girls this gift. Hopefully I’ll be able to visit Aundrea sometime soon.
I know that SuperEloquent has posted pictures of all three girls, but in keeping with the restrictions I have chosen not to use any of his pictures – besides, I like mine better. LOL ;)
I promise to hand delivery the gifts and report back on how they are accepted. ;)
CookyJar
PS: Any suggest on the note to accompany the gift will be appreciated.
Great gifts!!
Yeah! But, which one would you like for me to print out, frame and give as a present?
CookyJar
Johnny Stales
08-11-10, 09:55
I think if Aundrea is gonna hang something on her wall you might consider some less risque options. Personally I like “Andrea 32” (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=96488). Dress it up a little, maybe a nice beach background or something, or something that will contrast her black shirt.
I think if Aundrea is gonna hang something on her wall you might consider some less risque options. Personally I like “Andrea 32” (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=96488). Dress it up a little, maybe a nice beach background or something, or something that will contrast her black shirt.
Yeah! Ok! Ok! I like that. That's a very tasteful choice.
Aundrea knows exactly what she is doing and has no quarks about her chosen profession. Knowing that, I thought she might approve of a tasteful nude. I like Aundrea Gift 1 or maybe Aundrea Gift 7.
What about something for Alexus?
Let me see what I can do with "Andrea 32."
Anyone one else have a suggestion?
CookyJar
Yeah! But, which one would you like for me to print out, frame and give as a present?
CookyJar
Print them all, let her pick and sell us the rest.
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