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Wayward One

01-04-06, 02:14

2005 Year Round-up
===============

This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from January 2005 through December 2005.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Downtown (134)
========
Sarah - 12/24/05 - X Ronin (?)
Jay - 12/19/05 - moonview (+)
Sara - 12/13/05 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Jae - - 12/8/05 - NY Jimmy (+)
Sarah - 12/6/05 - Romeo1 (?)
Louie - 11/7/05 - ravensfan (+)
??? - 10/19/05 - dcnasty (+)
Bianca - 10/11/05 - Xsailor (+)
Bianca - 10/9/05 - Jethro (?)
Sarah - 10/7/05 - Lance Manion (+)
Bianca - 10/5/05 - Abril (+)
Chanel - 10/4/05 - Scorpio Rising (+)
Annie - 10/4/05 - Marlo (-)
Soda - 9/27/05 - Jack B Nimble (+)
??? - 9/26/05 - AlabamaSam (?)
Annie - 9/25/05 - Bronze Helmet (+)
Julie - 9/24/05 - Jethro (+)
Annie - 9/24/05 - Jethro (+)
Sasha - 9/21/05 - Caffeind (+)
Ming - 9/16/05 - Jericho (+)
Annie - 9/15/05 - Bill88 (+)
Jai - 9/13/05 - balabon38 (+)
Annie - 9/12/05 - Bronze Helmet (+)
Jai - 9/12/05- Hondo lane (+)
Jai - 9/5/05 - Bronze Hornet (+)
Cindy - 8/28/05 - Dtmonger1818 (!) - claims girl had TB, but he's looking for her in Dallas?
Coffee - 8/27/05 - Phule (+)
Coffee - 8/26/05 - scotman (+)
Sugee - 8/20/05 - Xsailor (+)
Micki - 8/17/05 - Smoke & Mirrors (+)
Annie - 8/9/05 - aeolus (?)
Pepsi - 8/3/05 - Crew dawg (+)
Julia - 7/24/05 - Lance Manion (+)
Annie - 7/24/05 - MeeGook (?)
Soo-Gi - 7/19/05 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Suzy - 7/19/05 - Bill88 (+)
Sasha - 7/11/05 - Mr Jon (+)
Michelle - 7/10/05 - Dutch Treat (-)
Sasha - 7/2/05 - Bill88 (+)
Ming - 6/29/05 - Jericho123 (+)
Mink - 6/27/05 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Jay - 6/26/05 - Bobby M (+)
Jessica - 6/26/05 - Bobby M (+)
Chi Chi - 6/18/05 - Bill88 (-)
Jessica - 6/10/05 - Marlo (+)
Jay - 6/6/05 - Jack B Nimble (?)
Cindy - 6/3/05 - Jethro (+)
Cindy - 6/2/05 - Asian Shark (+)
Jane - 5/29/05 - MetalGlass (-)
Jai - 5/26/05 - Skoniange (+)
Bunny - 5/26/05 - MetalGlass (+)
Bunny - 5/24/05 - Dude #1 (?)
Miss Lee - 5/23/05 - Mr Jon (+)
Mickey - 5/23/05 - genemarmot (-)
Bunny - 5/16/05 - genemarmot (+)
Bonnie - 5/14/05 - The Romp (+)
Cindy - 5/10/05 - Skoniange (+)
Jessica - 5/9/05 - MetalGlass (-)
Jessica - 5/9/05 - Drummer boy (-)
Yung - 5/8/05 - Russell Crowe (+)
Nana - 5/7/05 - Remo Williams (?)
Joanna - 5/7/05 - MetalGlass (?)
Young - 5/6/05 - Vamonger (+)
Jessica - 5/5/05 - drummerboy (?) [AMP index thread]
Candy - 5/5/05 - Kevluc (-)
Jay - 5/4/05 - Remo Williams (+)
Candy - 5/3/05 - Scorpio Rising (?) [AMP Index thread]
Linda - 5/1/05 - Ulysses 46 (+)
Sara - 5/1/05 - The Romp (+)
Linda - 4/30/05 - genemarmot (+)
Candy - 4/30/05 - BikeRider (?)
Jai - 4/28/05 - Remo Williams (+)
Sara - 4/27/05 - JAck B Nimble (+)
May - 4/26/05 - Wayward One (?)
Candy - 4/22/05 - genemarmot (+)
Joanna - 4/19/05 - Sushi Boy (+)
Gina - 4/15/05 - Genemarmot (+)
Bebe - 4/14/05 - Skoniang (+)
Candy - 4/14/05 - Skoniange (-)
Jai - 4/14/05 - Skoniange (+)
Candy - 4/13/05 - Fluffy One (+)
Jay - 4/12/05 - Wayfarer25 (-)
Bebe - 4/10/05 - Dave GD (-)
Tina - 4/9/05 - X Ronin (-)
Jai - 4/6/05 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Bibi - 4/6/05 - Webnet (+)
Candy - 4/6/05 - Webnet (+)
Candy - 4/4/05 - Remo Williams (+)
Jay - 4/1/05 - Gentleman Slim (+)
Candy - 3/31/05 - Strata (?)
Cherry - 3/30/05 - Bobby M (-)
Jay - 3/30/05 - Bobby M (+)
Bebe - 3/28/05 - Robux (?)
Gina - 3/27/05 - Baltimonger (-)
Jay/Annie/Candy/Cherry/Bibi - 3/25/05 - Tiny Tiger (+)
Jay - 3/23/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Bibi - 3/23/05 - Dude #1 (+)
Jay - 3/22/05 - Hugh Jardon (+)
Jai - 3/22/05 - Member #2704 (+)
Candy - 3/20/05 - Triple E (+)
Jai - 3/20/05 - Triple E (+)
Linda - 3/20/05 - Triple E (+)
Annie - 3/14/05 - pussprowler (?)
Penny - 3/10/05 - Russell Crowe (+)
Candy - 3/8/05 - Sportsman (?)
Cherry - 3/8/05 - Deep Cover (+)
Bibi - 3/8/05 - Deep Cover (+)
June - 3/7/05 - Pastoralist (?)
Jai - 3/6/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Bibi - 3/2/05 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Lilly - 3/1/05 - Crazy Dick (?)
Jai - 2/26/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Jai - 2/25/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Annie - 2/23/05 - Pastoralist (+)
Jay - 2/23/05 - Pastoralist (+)
Jay - 2/13/05 - Scorpio Rising (+)
Linda - 2/9/05 - Scorpio Rising (+)
Candy - 2/8/05 - LoveLOS (+)
Sandy - 2/3/05 - Member #2704 (-)
Sarah - 1/12/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Candy - 1/12/05 - Member #2704 (+)
Sarah - 1/10/05 - LoveLOS (+)
Yami - 1/10/05 Robux (+)
Candie - 1/9/05 - MB Now (+)
May - 1/9/05 - Baltimonger (+)
Linda - 1/9/05 - Triple E (+)
Kay - 1/4/05 - Member #2704 (+)
Kay - 1/2/05 - Derby Dervish (+)
Annie - 1/2/05 - LoveLOS (+)

Sun (75)
===
Mimi - 12//05 - MrBoh (+)
Mimi - 12/29/05 - slowfloyd (?)
Angel - 12/28/05 - Mr Boh (+)
??? - 12/21/05 - Drunkasshit (?)
Mimi - 12/21/05 - drummerboy (+)
Mimi - 12/11/05 - moonview (+)
Mimi - 12/7/05 - vandriver (+)
Maya - 12/7/05 - Laxman #2 (-)
Meena - 12/5/05 - captain video (?)
Coco - 12/3/05 - Mr Boh (+)
Angela - 12/2/05 - Dzamtac (+)
Maya - 12/1/05 - paco2888 (-)
Sara - 11/21/05 - drummerboy (-)
Coco - 11/17/05 - robert1744 (?)
Coco - 11/13/05 - Joseb (+)
Coco - 11/13/05 - Poodle (-)
Na na - 11/10/05 - Slowfloyd (+)
Joy - 11/08/05 - Bill88 (+)
Joy - 11/06/05 - Bill88 (+)
Sophie - 11/05/05 - aacountyman (+)
Na-na - 11/04/05 - Sosuaking (+)
Coco - 10/22/05 - robert1744 (+)
Coco - 10/20/05 - Scrodie (+)
Coco - 10/17/05 - Mighty Spearsman (+)
Spring - 10/17/05 - moonview (+)
Spring - 10/16/05 - Salsero Loco (+)
Spring - 10/15/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Spring - 10/14/05 - Slowfloyd (?)
Poppy - 9/30/05 - Bill88 (+)
Sue - 9/30/05 - Bill88 (?)
Coco - 9/30/05 - Mighty Spearsman (+)
Coco - 9/28/05 - Marlo (+)
Spring - 9/23/05 - Ready (+)
Bobby/Coco - 9/21/05 - moonview (-)
Spring - 9/13/05 - Ready (+)
Coco - 9/13/05 - Member #2652 (+)
Poppy - 9/8/05 - slowfloyd (-)
candy - 8/27/05 - aacountyman (?)
wawa/papa - 8/27/05 - aacountyman (+)
May - 8/25/05 - Dave GD (+)
Coco - 8/23/05 - Ustrongman (?)
Coco - 8/22/05 - Ready (?)
Coco - 8/21/05 - Honluman (?)
Coco - 8/16/05 - Hugh Jardon (+)
Cindy - 8/9/05 - Miketterpfan (+)
Coco - 8/2/05 - Miketterpfan (+)
Coco - 8/1/05 - JoeMamma11 (?)
Pink - 7/29/05 - Member #4032 (+)
Jun - 7/26/05 - Mr Boh (+)
Koko - 7/26/05 - Ready (+)
Koko - 7/26/05 - moonview (+)
Koko - 7/26/05 - Dave GD (+)
Pink - 7/6/05 - Moonview (+)
Pink - 7/2/05 - Mr Boh (+)
Lucy - 7/2/05 - Bill88 (-)
Michelle - 7/2/05 - Bill88 (+)
Pink - 6/26/05 - Dude #1 (+)
Pink - 6/24/05 - MeeGook (-)
Pink - 6/22/05 - Ready (?)
Pink - 6/17/05 - Ready (+)
Pink - 6/8/05 - Skoniange (+)
Pink - 6/6/05 - Slowfloyd (?)
??? - 5/26/05 - Hobbyist4life (-)
Candy/Pink - 5/23/05 - Mighty Spearsman (+)
Jennifer - 5/18/05 - Laxman #2 (-)
Li-Li - 5/17/05 - Miketterpfan (+)
Lily - 5/16/05 - Slow Floyd (-)
Jennifer - 5/12/05 - Member #2704 (+)
Pink - 5/10/05 - Mighty Spearsman (+)
Koko - 4/22/05 - Crazy Jim Wood (+)
Pink - 3/30/05 - DCrez (+)
??? - 2/24/05 - Dave GD (+)
Candy - 2/2/05 - Laxman #2 (?)

Happiness (65)
=========
Happy - 12/7/05 - Dc1000 (+)
Happy - 12/5/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Yo-yo - 11/23/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Young - 10/20/05 - Sosuaking (-)
Mimi - 10/8/05 - Vamonger (
Mimi - 9/28/05 - Crazy Dick (+)
Uly - 9/11/05 - Dick Rambone (+)
Happy - 9/11/05 - Dick rambone (+)
Yumi - 9/9/05 - Vamonger (+)
Mimi - 9/5/05 - Bronze Hornet (+)
Mimi - 8/30/05 - Crazy dick (+)
Candy - 8/26/05 - DCrez (?)
Mimi - 8/19/05 - LoveLOS (+)
Mimi - 8/15/05 - Colts301 (+)
Happy - 8/14/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Mimi - 8/13/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Mimi - 8/9/05 - Honoluman (+)
Mimi - 8/7/05 - KJ Pepper (+)
Mimi - 8/4/05 - vandriver (+)
Lauren - 7/31/05 - DCrez (+)
Linda - 7/30/05 - moonview (+)
Mimi - 7/27/05 - Crazy Dick (+)
Mimi - 7/20/05 - Sushi Boy (+)
Lauren - 7/14/05 - Meegook (+)
Mimi - 7/11/05 - Dutch Treat (+)
Mimi - 7/11/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Mimi - 7/1/05 - Slowfloyd (+)
Pink - 6/24/05 - MeeGook (-)
Lauren - 6/22/05 - Granreserva (+)
Mandy - 6/17/05 - Richmong (+)
Mimi - 6/10/05 - Marlo (+)
Jenny - 6/7/05 - Bubb an Banks (?)
Angel - 6/5/05 - Member #2652 (+)
Mimi - 6/3/05 - Vamonger (+)
Angel - 6/3/05 - Skoniange (+)
Mimi - 6/1/05 - Scorpio Rising (+)
Lauren - 5/28/05 - KJ Pepper (?)
Angel - 5/25/05 - Hobbyist4life (+)
Lauren - 5/24/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Angel - 5/19/05 - Hobbyist4life (+)
Lauren - 5/17/05 - Jack B Nimble (?)
May - 5/16/05 - Member #2704 (+)
Mimi - 5/13/05 - Robux (+)
Mimi - 5/11/05 - Mkeljo (+)
Mimi - 5/9/05 - Pearlman (+)
Mimi - 5/6/05 - Prince Frodo (+)
Mimi - 5/3/05 - Member #2704 (+)
Angel - 5/2/05 - Member #2704 (+)
Angel - 5/1/05 - Allen Kim (+)
Mimi - 4/28/05 - New Man (+)
Mimi - 4/26/05 - Member #2704 (+)
Mimi -4/23/05 - LAxman #2 (+)
Mimi - 4/14/05 - Skoniange (+)
Penny - 4/14/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Mimi/Julie - 4/3/05 - Tiny Tiger (+)
Mimi/Julie - 4/2/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Yumi - 3/22/05 - Gentleman Slim (+)
Mimi - 3/19/05 - Dude #1 (+)
Yumi - 2/17/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Yumi - 2/2/05 - Laxman #2 (?)
Julie/Judy - 1/5/05 - Laxman #2 (-)

CPHC (64)
====
Paula - 12/21/05 - moonview (?)
Suki - 12/20/05 - ravensfan (+)
Julie - 12/16/05 - Quietamigo (+)
???/Tina/Paula - 12/15/05 - smithgcp (-,+,+)
Koni - 12/11/05 - 4 NIK 8 (-)
Suzanne - 12/10/05 - Easy Monger (+)
Koni/Paula/Julie - 12/10/05 - Easy Monger (-/?/+)
Yuki - 12/9/05 - Easy Monger (?)
Koni/Paula/Suzanne - 12/9/05 - Easy Monger (+)
Paula - 12/8/05 - Scorpio Rising (+)
Paula - 12/1/05 - 4 NIK 8 (+)
Paula - 11/30/05 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Koni - 11/21/05 - Dutch Treat (+)
Koni - 11/20/05 - Milano (+)
Koni - 11/17/05 - Yellofvr (+)
Koni - 11/17/05 - moonview (+)
Paula - 11/15/05 - ilikeoranges (+)
Paula - 11/13/05 - Poodle (+)
Paula - 11/12/05 - Mister pinky (+)
**** - 11/05/05 - Slow and Easy (+)
Yuki - 11/05/05 - ravensfan (+)
Karrie/Carrie - 11/03/05 - Jim Boradio (+)
Paula - 11/2/05 - Harley Dude 29 (+)
Paula - 10/31/05 - Harley Dude 29 (+)
Julie - 10/31/05 - Sushi Boy (?)
Julie - 10/21/05 - ravensfan (+)
Konie - 10/20/05 - Hammerin61 (+)
Koni - 10/19/05 - Yellofvr (+)
Paula - 10/19/05 - Scorpio Rising (+)
Paula - 10/14/05 - Dizzyjazz (+)
Paula - 10/7/05 - DCrez (+)
Paula - 10/6/05 - southbeach (+)
Koni - 10/5/05 - vandriver (+)
Yung - 10/5/05 - Atapchee (+)
Conie - 10/1/05 - Dizzyjazz (+)
Connie - 9/28/05 - ewclark77 (?)
Connie - 9/24/05 - Mass Monger (+)
Julie - 9/22/05 - southbeach (+)
Angie - 9/16/05 - Lever2000 (+)
Koni - 9/14/05 - Member #2652 (+)
Koni - 9/13/05 - Wesley447 (+)
Koni - 9/12/05 - mrsunnyhills (+)
Connie - 9/6/05 - vandriver (+)
koni - 8/28/05 - ravensfan (+)
Koni - 8/26/05 - davido301 (+)
Sarah - 8/23/05 - Apricot Guy (?)
Koni - 8/23/05 - moonview (+)
Hana/Tona - 8/21/05 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Sarah - 8/21/05 - southbeach (+)
koni - 8/19/05 - Yellofvr (+)
koni - 8/13/05 - Jack B nimble (+)
koni - 8/10/05 - moonview (+)
Koni - 8/6/05 - Yellofvr (+)
Koni - 8/1/05 - Yellofvr (+)
Hanna - 7/20/05 - vandriver (?)
Jenny - 6/26/05 - Bubb an Banks (-)
??? - 6/24/05 - Lucky Greedy (?)
Yung - 5/22/05 - Ready (+)

14 K (SKY, 1413, K street) (26)
===
Mimi - 11/16/05 - QuietAmigo (+)
June - 11/13/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Nana - 11/08/05 - moonview (+)
Nana - 11/04/05 - Lustful Sinner (+)
June - 10/31/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
June - 10/28/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Bibi - 10/10/05 - Laxman #2 (?)
Maya - 9/29/05 - Laxman #2 (-)
Maya - 9/8/05 - Jack B nimble (?)
Amy - 9/3/05 - Wicked Willie (+) [AMP thread index]
Tammy - 7/10/05 - Abril (-)
Cherry - 6/18/05 - LoveLOS (?)
Cherry - 6/17/05 - Slowfloyd (-)
Linda - 6/3/05 - Abril (?)
Candy - 5/12/05 - Crazy Dick (-)
Coco - 5/10/05 - Skoniange (-)
Coco - 5/8/05 - Abril (+)
Tammy - 3/29/05 - Sleeping Bag (+)
Cookie - 3/4/05 - LoveLOS (+)
Michelle - 2/23/05 - Joey Grind (-)
May - 1/31/05 - Mr Pickle (?)
May - 1/10/05 - Laxman #2 (?)
Julie - 1/10/05 - Fool4FishNets (+)
CoCo - 1/9/05 - Mr Jon (-)
May - 1/4/05 - Mr Jon (+)
Julie - 1/2/05 - LoveLOS (+)

GHS (20)
===
Kay - 8/16/05 - Eeyore (?)
Mimi - 7/5/05 - Kevluc (-)
Ming - 7/2/05 - Getrich (?)
Mimi - 6/19/05 - Bingoboy (-)
Pepsi - 6/1/05 - Kevluc (+)
Sophie - 5/30/05 - Dude #1 (+)
Pepsi - 5/29/05 - Bubb an Banks (+)
Pepsi - 5/28/05 - Da Bot (+)
Sophia - 5/27/05 - Hobbyist4life (+)
Sophia - 5/23/05 - Dude #1 (+)
Sophia - 5/15/05 - Harley dude (+)
Pinky - 4/25/05 - Great Expecta (+)
Candy - 4/12/05 - Analyst123 (?)
Pink - 4/9/05 - Da Bot (-)
Gigi - 3/27/05 - Da Bot (+)
Maya - 3/25/05 - Tiny Tiger (?)
Bunny - 3/22/05 - Gentleman Slim (+)
Jessica - 3/18/05 - Da Bot (+)
Cindy - 3/18/05 - Da Bot (+)
Bunny - 3/13/05 - Robux (+)

Supra (19)
=====
Jenny/Lisa - 12/15/05 - smithgcp (+,?)
Annie - 9/5/05 - Lamine (+) {AMP Index thread]
Pepsi - 7/28/05 - Scorpio Rising (+)
Pepsi - 7/27/05 - DCrez (?)
Pepsi - 7/24/05 - Dude #1 (+)
Pepsi - 7/22/05 - Fran 17 (+)
Pepsi - 7/13/05 - Moonview (+)
Pepsi - 7/11/05 - Dawgone (+)
Mimi - 6/1/05 - Yellowfvr (+)
Jenny - 5/21/05 - Da Bot (?)
Sara - 5/18/05 - Yellowfvr (+)
Jenny - 4/6/05 - Webnet (+)
Kay - 4/5/05 - Scorpio Rising (?)
Miki - 4/3/05 - Tiny Tiger (+)
Linda - 4/2/05 - kevluc (+)
Yung - 3/30/05 - DCrez (+)
Jenny - 3/29/05 - Sleeping Bag (+)
Hannah - 3/29/05 - Dude #1 (-)
Hannah - 3/25/05 - Tiny Tiger (N/A)

Royal (18)
====
Linda - 12/28/05 - LoveLOS (+)
Roo - 12/7/05 - Laxman #2 (-)
Angela - 12/6/05 - Romeo1 (+)
Linda - 10/9/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Linda - 8/12/05 - LoveLOS (+)
Linda - 7/29/05 - Vamonger (+)
Linda - 7/24/05 - DCrez (+)
Linda - 7/19/05 - DCrez (+)
Tina - 7/19/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Linda - 6/25/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Linda - 6/25/05 - LoveLOS (+)
Sue - 6/7/05 - Crazy Dick (+)
May - 6/1/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Coco - 5/25/05 - Harley dude (?)
May - 5/13/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Yoko - 4/28/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Gina - 4/25/05 - Robux (+)
Linda - 2/2/05 - Laxman #2 (+)

IHC (Mini, 1818) (15)
====
Jenni - 12/31/05 - Hondo Lane (+)
Maya - 12/5/05 - Tezar (-)
Ginny - 12/5/05 - Tezar (?)
Mina - 11/14/05 - Sibon (?)
June - 11/07/05 - Tonto (-)
Judy - 10/8/05 - aacountyman (+)
Cindy - 9/19/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Mina - 8/1/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Michelle - 7/18/05 - Tonto (+)
Michelle - 7/13/05 - Deep Cover (+)
Judy - 7/11/05 - Tezar (+)
Michelle - 6/6/05 - Tezar (+)
May - 2/25/05 - Honoluman (+)
Sarah - 2/16/05 - Member #2704 (+)
Sarah - 2/2/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Mimi - 1/4/05 - Tezar (+)

Mirage (10)
======
Happy - 8/30/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Nana - 7/27/05 - Laxman #2 (-)
Nay-nah - 4/15/05 - genemarmot (-)
??? - 4/10/05 - Harley Dude 29 (-)
Michelle - 3/20/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Michelle - 3/15/05 - Rev333 (+)
Happy - 3/14/05 - Laxman #2 (-)
Gina - 2/22/05 - Tonto (-)
ChiChi - 2/5/05 - Truplaya (+)
Jun - 1/28/05 - Rev333 (+)

OK spa (8)
======
Chi - 12/15/05 - MrMyers (?)
Jenny - 12/11/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Karen - 12/9/05 - moonview (+)
Bebe - 12/7/05 - ravensfan (+)
Bebe - 12/7/05 - Rocky11 (+)
Tina - 12/6/05 - Romeo1 (+)
Sarah - 12/2/05 - Vamonger (+)
Julie - 11/18/05 - Harley dude 29 (+)

Olympic (6)
=======
Cici - 7/30/05 - LoveLOS (-)
Sandy - 6/11/05 - LoveLOS (+)
Sandy - 6/9/05 - MetalGlass (+)
Sandy - 6/8/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Sandy - 6/8/05 - LoveLOS (+)
Sandy - 5/25/05 - LoveLOS (+)

King (6)
====
??? - 11/28/05 - Crash11 (+)
??? - 7/26/05 - Crash11 (+)
Jay - 7/16/05 - Harley Dude 29 (+)
Jackee - 6/22/05 - Crash11 (+)
Jake-ee - 6/15/05 - Boswellian (?)
Coco - 5/9/05 - Crash11 (+) [AMP index thread]

NWS (5)
===
Cookie - 11/17/05 - slowfloyd (+)
Cookie - 11/2/05 - Gulliver (+)
Cookie - 10/19/05 - vandriver (+)
Lucy - 9/15/05 - Bill88 (?)
Connie B - 6/3/05 - Skoniange (+)

H & H (4)
=====
Racheal - 11/14/05 - CFoxtrot (+)
Racheal - 10/1/05 - Woodstock (+)
Jackie - 9/22/05 - CFoxtrot (+)
Amanda - 3/28/05 - Wayward One (?)

Accu-fitness (3)
===========
??? - 12/15/05 - smithgcp (-)
Anna - 8/22/05 - Harley Dude 29 (+)
Betty - 3/9/05 - Deep Cover (+)

BOSS (1716)
====
Tee - 7/13/05 - Miketterpfan (-)
Young - 1/2/05 - Bingoboy (-)

ICM
===
Toni - 12/26/05 - AMP101 (-)
??? - 2/15/05 - Spaceman Spiff (+)

Venus World (2352, Young's)
==============
Sugar - 12/30/05 - The Speaker (-)
Jenny? - 12/14/05 - benchdog447 (+)
Nana - 6/23/05 - Bill88 (-)

Thai Angels (incall - VA)
============
Chanal - 8/19/05 - LoveLOS (+)
Lisa - 8/12/05 - Love LOS (-)

Devin's Spa
===========
maia - 1/6/05 - 2much2monger (+)
Maia - 10/5/05 - Dave GD (+)
Maia - 9/16/05 - 2much2monger (?)
Layla- 9/16/05 - 2much2monger (?)

Chinese Condo's (Near Tyson's)
========================
Kiki - 11/11/05 - Drew Park (?)

Dupont
======
PeePee - 12/7/05 - Herb Al (+)

Wayward One

All described acts should be read as interactive fiction.

Toshiosamma

01-09-06, 02:03

Anyone have any experience at the Soo Guong Spa in Dumfries?

Thencame Brnsn

01-18-06, 16:41

Usually post in Norfolk area. We don't have "backwalkin" places down here; and I need one.

Any of the DC area (and a few ads are back in Waldorf area as well) AMPs take AMEX for door/tips?

Thanks. Can share info for this area in exchange.

pb

Toshiosamma

01-20-06, 00:37

AMPs get busted from time to time. Do you really want your name, address, and card number on the premises when LE shows up to gather evidence?

Any of the DC area (and a few ads are back in Waldorf area as well) AMPs take AMEX for door/tips?

pb

Thencame Brnsn

01-23-06, 16:35

AMPs get busted from time to time. Do you really want your name, address, and card number on the premises when LE shows up to gather evidence?
...your right, with all the heat on due to trafficking, etc.

As the commercial says, "Good Call."

Wayward One

01-23-06, 19:17

Please do not post reports in this thread. Please direct those to the 2006 General reports thread or start your own thread. Please do post major changes in AMP locations here. An AMP closing for good, or a new one opening is major. An AMP under new management (and advertising in the post as a grand opening -LOL) is not. A girl leaving or returning is not the kind of thing to post here, put that in the general reports section.

This is also not the place to post requests for a certain type of provider. Again post requests, after RTFF, in the 2006 general reports thread, or create your own thread.

Leaving this thread for AMP indexs, lists of AMPs, etc. will help mongers find the reports they're looking for, as well as the locations, and numbers.

Wayward One

Toshiosamma, I already PM'ed you about this after the last post.

Gauge

01-27-06, 22:36

Being a new guy on the block here, I do appreciate all the information. I am feeling pretty confident about making the right choice when going to visit an AMP.

Question? I am an active duty service member. Do any of you have any suggestions or concerns that you might share for those of us wearing uniforms after work and wanting some special time at an AMP?

Do you think it would be a problem? I hope not, as I could extend my day and visit some of the suggested places before heading home. That would improve my week a lot!

Cheers,

Gauge

Havin Fun

01-29-06, 10:30

Question? I am an active duty service member. Do any of you have any suggestions or concerns that you might share for those of us wearing uniforms after work and wanting some special time at an AMP?

Do you think it would be a problem? I hope not, as I could extend my day and visit some of the suggested places before heading home. That would improve my week a lot!

Cheers,

GaugeJust one bit of advice...DONT DO IT.

Change out of your uniform after work and then enjoy. Going in uniform will make you stand out in a crowd. Your branch of service would definitely frown on this. Just change to street clothes and blend in with everyone else. And God forbid you get caught up in a Bust, LE will already know your in the service and your chain of command fill be notified. I usually leave my military ID in the car when I goto questionable places.

LexLuther

01-29-06, 15:27

Guage,

IMHO, going into a spa in uniform may not be a great idea. If somone sees you who does not condone our thing you may have trouble from your leadership. As I remember from my U.S. Army days, you have a name tag on your uniform. Anyone on the street or coming out of the building will know your name.

There's a slim chance the girls may mistake you for LE. Better to change clothes before heading to a spa for a pud pounding.

LexLuther

Drew Park

01-29-06, 20:06

Hey, Gauge, you may want to read this...

http://www.stripes.com/article.asp?section=104&article=33300&archive=true

Patronizing a prostitute is now a specific crime for servicemembers

By Jeff Schogol, Stars and Stripes
Mideast edition, Saturday, January 7, 2006

ARLINGTON, Va. — For the first time, the Department of Defense has specifically made it a crime for a servicemember to patronize a prostitute. The punishment: up to a year in prison, forfeiture of pay and dishonorable discharge.

The formal order came in a presidential executive order signed without fanfare Oct. 14, directing changes in the Manual for Courts-Martial. It is part of an assault the military has been waging against human trafficking.

A Defense Department spokeswoman, Lt. Col. Ellen Krenke, said in an e-mailed response to questions that “prostitution” and “pandering” will now be among the offenses covered by Article 134 of the courts-martial manual.

Paying for sex used to fall under the “Solicitation of Another to Commit an Offense” listed as part of Article 134, which executes the corresponding section in the Uniform Code of Military Justice, Krenke said.

It prohibits “all disorders and neglects to the prejudice of good order and discipline in the armed forces” and “all conduct of a nature to bring discredit upon the armed forces.”

But the October executive order makes prostitution and pandering specific offenses, she said.

Krenke said that the DOD made the change as part of its effort to combat human trafficking by taking on the sex exploitation industry...

Mr Boh

01-29-06, 21:52

Did my 20 years and retired over two decades ago.

Wow, that must make me old.

As a crewmember, have been in just about every country in which a US embassy that is supported by USAF airlift. After checking in and getting a place to sleep, the next best step was to find the bulletin board that listed all the "OFF LIMITS" establishments. Some were on the list because you might get mugged, many were on the list to make Chaplain Charly happy.
exchange studies. Walk outside the gate at Kadena, Okinawa, cost $4 for full cutural knowledge. Outside Yakota, Japan was about a 6 block walk. Frankort, Germany was 50 marks at about 3.6 marks or the $1. Talking about Panama would just make you feel bad, if you have never been there. There was the LBFM Bar outside Clark AB, as in Little Brown F*ucking Machine. But, then there was Thialand, and UTapoi.

Every one of these was supported by the US $, without which the local economy would be in big trouble. Each had a set of rules. For example, in Thailand, the front gate was locked at about midnight. So if off base to only have dinner, the military would not let you back on base until 6 AM. If that was not a reason to find company for the night what was it for. Remember one Thanksgiving from about 1971!

Even in far off Africa, the hobby was well supported by the military. Spent the night in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. In the morning my Loadmaster said he had a problem. Some o us were just too tired for local cultural exchanges the hight before, and went to sleep. He had been to the well known Florida Bar. This was no surprise. Sent him to the Embassy, who expected at least one patient with a "case"from each flight crew. He got a big shot of antibiodics, we covered for him and were on our way to Diego Garcia. About two hours out, called and asked for tranport to meet the plane ater landing. Again, this was pretty much SOP, standard operating procedures, that were known and supported by DOD, and State Department. At every stop on the trip home he did his thing and we did ours. Last time we talked he has one lady in his life, a wife, and two good kids.

Things did get out o hand in the East. The "Young and Stupid" kept getting arrested or Rape. That was the beginning of the end. Countries did not want the US Military anymore. Good for them.

The last I heard about this entire situation was the the military had made it a crime at all oversees bases. But had not heard that the military had made it efective in the domestic USA.

Any military lawyers out there? Back in the 1960s,the military would punish you for trafic tickets received off base. Got a valid speeding ticket in Texas. Because of this off base ticket, I was suspended from driving on base for two weeks. Shortly after this event, the military was banned from such double punishment, at least in my case. I never learned the whole story, but perhaps it was something involving double jeopardy Because of this, would appreciate any mllitary lawyers to speak up. If prostitution is against the law, and I GI i ound guilty in a civilian court, can he avoid a second punishment from the military.

PS: Uniforms off base are not good thinking.

Bo

outside the gate in Okinawa, and cultural exchanges were $4! that was su Th

WiseBorn

01-30-06, 18:32

I'm gonna resist flaming you for such a newbie post. but If you must get a piece in Uniform and you're in the army and issued the new ACU's why not at least take off the velcro name tape and service tape and wear the blouse open then you'll look like of those civilians that wear military issue gear you'll blend right in!

Drew Park

01-30-06, 19:56

Did my 20 years and retired over two decades ago.

Wow, that must make me old.

Wow! You ARE old.

20+ Navy years here and I recall quite vividly my first "experience" in Palma de Majorca, Spain after 5 months in the Persian Gulf. Had three different girls in a single night! Never looked back... Later did a cruise all around South America. Made myself a promise to get some in every port. Man, that was too easy.

Must be the "what goes on out of homeport...stays out of homeport" mentality but I never had a problem. Looks like things are changing.

hikerguy

02-01-06, 16:33

Hey guys,

I'm a frequent patron of Seattle area MPs and I'm going to be visiting the DC area next week and was hoping to check out a bit of your scene. Are there any MPs in town that have some white girls working at them?

I used to live in the area and I seem to remember this place near what is now the New World Spa, or something like it. You had to ring a bell near an outer staircase to get let in upstairs. All the girls were of mixed ethnicity, but included quite a few white girls, too. They all wore white doctor's smocks, as well. Does this place still exist?

Any other recommendations?

Thanks, guys!

Hikerguy

ThunderBunny

02-04-06, 15:12

Drew Park

02-04-06, 17:00

Not from the DC area but have been a member of the forum for awhile. Can anyone tell me if there are "soapies" to be had in DC? I heard they are available but where? I will be visiting but only for a day. Any help is greatly appreciated.

Ummmmm, what is a "Soapy"? Your other posts suggest you're from the Midwest. Where do you go for a "Soapy" there?

I bet that DC being much more cosmopolitan than Milwaukee has want you're looking for. Might be good idea to read this forum in it's entirely. The answers you seek are all here.

Drew Park

02-04-06, 17:04

I'm a frequent patron of Seattle area MPs and I'm going to be visiting the DC area next week and was hoping to check out a bit of your scene. Are there any MPs in town that have some white girls working at them?

For a "frequent patron" you sure don't report much.

As for your question, the answer is "slim to none..."

Dave GD

02-05-06, 07:57

USGers,

Since I moved from next door to Sun, I hadn't visited any AMPs (it is just too convenient living next door), but I had a little time, it was 3:30 and really wanted a TS. Walked in, they asked had I been there before, I said many times and they escorted me upstairs to the VIP room. For as many times as I had been there, I had never been to the VIP room before, actually it didn't look special to me anyway.

She asked for my carry and I told her that I don't care one, her name was Sophia and for whatever reason, I was having a difficult time communicating with her. I just wanted a quick in and out 30 minutes and she asked what I wanted and after a series of hand gestures, we seemed to be on track.

Then she told me, the shower was busy for 10 minutes, and we can start now. The whole reason I came was for the TS, so this was a disappointment(irritated the hell out of me), so she got some hot towels and rubbed me down. Now I am thinking, I really didn't plan not to have a shower, so I am just not that clean, please don't do anything that will embarrass me.

I lie down, she rubs me, she keeps rubbing my ass area, and I just keep on thinking, I really needed that shower, lol. She is talking to me and tells me that I don't have to carry the card, they can keep it for me listed under my name. Pretty cool idea.

She gives me a light massage more caressing than anything else, and uses her tits as rubbing devices. I say devices, because they must have been the hardest implants I have seen in a long time. She was actually OK looking probably mid 30s, but they stuck straight out and seemed to be a clinical case for what to do wrong with implants.

She turns me over and she gets a translator, and I am thinking, that this is over the amount of service that I really wanted, or wanted to pay for today, particularly since I didn't get the TS. So I stop her, and discuss the service level, she is kind of pissed now and we get into a discussion about money. So I finally point to the money on my clothes, she gets it and wants $10 more. I really hate that shit, I actually was planning on giving her more for dealing with my funky ass after I got dressed. But now I was set in my mind, in fact I was ready to just walk out, let her have the tip that was laid out, but all of a sudden she just decided to get to work.

She had to work for a while and I could tell her arms were getting tired, and I still considered letting her off easy, NOT, but went throught to completion. She cleaned me up, then made a card for me to put in the files that I could use for my free session after 6. I looked at the card with my name in Korean, and gave it back.

Then she wrote some stuff on it, it probably said something like this "bad smelling cheap skate, will short you $10". So in retrospect maybe this card thing isn't going to work out for me very well, lol.

As I walked out side it is now 4:10 and realized that I parked in a 4pm tow zone, and they have towed all the cars up to mine, and I was next. 3 more minutes, and I would have been really fucked. (Note to self: If you find a parking spot easily, something must be wrong with it)

Davegdb

Member #4338

02-09-06, 15:10

With the Winter Olympics upon us, it strikes me that we need to address the problem of subjective scoring. I would like to propose a standard scoring system for the DC AMP scene that I have named the Lax AMP Rating System (“LARS”™) as follows:

0 – I’m going to slit my wrists
1 – Worst ever
2 – I wouldn’t f**k her with ****’s dick
3 – Really bad :(
4 – Not recommended, avoid
5 – Adequate, standard fare
6 – Good, above average
7 – Superior
8 – Highly recommended, must see
9 – OMFG, best ever :D
10 – So good I’m keeping this one for myself ;)

I will apply LARS to my most recent visit to Happiness. I hadn’t been there in a while, [what with being preoccupied with the ascended Angel (Overall LARS rating = 9.2) recently of Sun] but I have experienced a dangerous build up of fluids that was causing a mild case of Asian Fever.

Three girls there but only two available for interview. I chose Mimi who definitely is not to be mistaken for THE Mimi (Overall LARS rating 9.1) currently at Sun. Happiness Mimi is 23, 5’ 6”, 115 lbs, jet black hair just below shoulders, sporting seemingly all natural 34 B’s and a slim body. In keeping with current practice I’ll leave out the details.

Mimi

Face – 6.8
Body – 7.2
TS – 4.9
Service – 7.1

Bottom line…still looking.

Peace and love

Lax

skeetm

02-10-06, 07:55

Good Day All,
Made another trip to our fair capital.... Living overseas I love returning to the land of AMPs and SW...... :)
Sorry this is a week dated.
So I arrive in Washington via BWI then to Union Station. My first trip I had marked was to Sun spa. This was last Saturday, It's raining and there is something going on at the MCI center. Cops and security are all along the back of the center looking down G Street so I keep walking, I guess it will just have to wait :( Back to the Metro and heading for my favorite Downtown location :) Up the four flights and ushered into room one and in walks Paris (8.5), WOW!!! :) Dropped a few names from the archives and into the shower we went. Favorite part.... Washed all the areas with great precision, rinse and back to the room we went. Massage was so-so (6), and then the light go dim, nice “A” cups tickled the back and Alphabet Street began with AR, then the flip with more AR (9) and a few trips around the block, followed with alphabet clean up, and then the clean up.
Washington is lucky for DT and all the others.... Thanks for the great research keep up the post and when I return I'll post again.....
All in all the trip was an 8.9 PM me if you need anymore info. Can't promise I have a fast response, the lines over here are a little tricky sometimes .... up and down or your on then off...
Take Care and be safe out there ....
Skeet Out!!!

PS thought I saw a little Hispanic SW down “K” that night, not sure, just standing there when I walked by, I then realize I was going the wrong way on K to my next destination. However, they were busy, I was hungry and I didn’t want to spoil DT. :)

Dayrider

02-15-06, 23:19

I've got a question about Downtown Spa (1018 Vermont Ave NW) which hopefully someone can answer. About four weeks ago I swung by there in hopes of getting a massage. Unfortunately, my quest was abruptly interrupted when I reached the third floor and found a man in uniform with a clipboard, obviously ready to write down my personal info I assume. His arm patch said "Special Police" but I didn't hang around long enough to find out if he was actually LE or not. He asked me if I was going upstairs, to which I replied that I was told there was a pay phone in the building but the one on the second floor was broken, which it is, so I was looking for another one (had to think fast for that one). He said he thought there was one down the street, so I took the opportunity to leave as fast as I could before he could ask for any info. I've swung by there a few times since then, but each time I've noticed a man looking out the window from that floor, obviously waiting to stop and question anyone planning on going any further, so I just kept on walking and made my way to another AMP in the general area. Does anyone know if this person is LE, or if perhaps he is a security guard hired by DT Spa to keep LE away? I called DT and tried to ask mamasan, but she couldn't seem to understand what I was asking. I really like the girls at DT, but with this fool there watching the place all the time, I just don't want to risk going in there until I know what he's really up to.

By the way, the other AMP I visited was Royal. The girl who I saw told me her name is Linda. She's very sweet, very attentive, and I really had to debate on whether to mention her or not as IMHO, she is a 10 on Laxman's LARS scale. I'm giving her this rating because, again IMHO, she's very attractive and attentive, has a great attitude, knows just what to do, and seems to really enjoy what she does. I'm only passing her name along so that y'all can enjoy some time with her and contribute to her savings account. However, being the selfish bastard that I am, it was a really, really, really hard decision to pass along the name of this little gem instead of keeping her all to myself. I only did because she's treated me so well and hopefully I can now repay her by sending a little extra business her way.

Unclejed

02-16-06, 18:27

I've got a question about Downtown Spa (1018 Vermont Ave NW) which hopefully someone can answer.I have never seen such a guy, but I have heard of a group of people who think all the amp ladies are sex slaves who are being held against their will. They harass clientele with questions to discourage them from entering the establishments. I can't picture LE doing what the guy you describe was doing, so I suspect these nutballs are behind what you describe.

X Ronin

02-16-06, 23:12

Take Charge

02-16-06, 23:47

I've also seen this called SunSpa... whatever its called, its the one next to Camelot, and also shares the building with the non-FS place on the second floor, which may have also been busted.

I was Driving down M St around 9:45 on Thursday night... ton of LE outside the building and several of the LE standing in the doorway and on the stairs... one had a dog (a Retriever, so they must have been sniffing for something).

That's all I saw, as I was just driving home. Anybody know what happened?

I guess this is a crappy first post... sorry about that, but I thought some would want to know or have a better idea of what happend. I walk by there every day on the way home from work, so I'll post tomorrow if the door is locked or something...

Rjfm48

02-17-06, 00:45

I am new to USASG and DC area but have been hobbying in DFW and posting on **** for several years now. Since arriving in the area in April I made two trips to Kinja (sp?) in Woodbridge which is quite close for me, but received upsell and indifferent service. After comparing reviews on this board I decided to give DC and Oriental a chance.

Arrived about 9pm on Thursday and found a parking spot within 20 yards of 1716 and dragged my sorry ass up to the 4th floor. Mamasan greeted and hustled me off to a room and brought in Sue. Sue is tall for oriental gal, about 5'9" w/ nice natural Bs, slender but a little soft around the middle, and quite cute. TS was not as exotic as the B2B some of the Dallas AMPs provide, but it was thorough and pleasant with a few hints of what was to come.

Back in the room I opted for the massage after festivities which were unhurried and performed quite enthusiastically and capably in spite of the covered french lesson. A thorough and effective massage of my horribly knotted shoulders and right arm was a delightful bonus. I left the obligatory 1.6 + .2 for and extra nice job. I will be back

LoveLOS

02-17-06, 10:31

Member #4338

02-17-06, 11:21

Yep, Daytimerider, she's a 10 on the LARs scale, for damn sure.

After spending an enjoyable evening bar-hopping with Loop and White, who are selflessly scouring the District for new areas of interest, LL needed to see his girl. A call to Royal and Linda LoveLOS was booked. Wonderful shower, excellent massage as per her norm. Our relationship is long and established, so I won't mention details that may lead her new friends to have unrealistic expectations. This lady has never dissappointed LL, and continues to earn the right to the LoveLOS last name...

Bim Bim Bop @ Yechon with Robi to debrief on the Shanghai'd excursion. Excellent.

Face – 8
Body – 9
TS – 8
Service – 10

Question for LAX - is THE MIMI still around? I am to lazy to RTFF :p

LL

As you DC regulars know, we usually treat newbies who don't RTFF and who ask dumbass questions to a donkey barbeque. I'm going to make an exception in the case of LoveLASS as he seems to be a nice fellow and he clearly needs help :rolleyes:

The last intel I had on THE MIMI came from Angel at Sun. I saw her at the beginning of the month (see my Feb. 6 post) as she was getting ready to leave on vacation. She said that when she left that Mimi was returning to take her place.

The fact that nobody has posted a report on THE MIMI, however, leads me to believe she may not have returned. Can anyone confirm either way?

I too have recently been to Royal and been Linda'd. Boy, I needed that :D While I wouldn't give her a 10, the service was deserving of a solid 9.5875 on the LARS meter.

Be safe,

Lax

Woodley

02-17-06, 11:39

Guys,

I just wanted to mention an AMP that seems to get little attention here. I am referring to Mirage at 6th and K.

I have become a regular there as I find it comfortable and safe. Great location and very relaxed atmosphere. It is a stand alone building with entrance from street. No stairs to negotiate until you get inside. No hanging around. There is plenty of parking in the neighborhood. In fact you can park out side the front door but that may not be such a good idea.

They have four rooms but the one at the top of the stairs is my favorite as the matress is bigger and is on the floor. The one slight annoyance is that the girls change all the time but that happens in a lot of places. I have never got a bad one yet though.

York

02-17-06, 18:32

News
02/17/2006 15:32:51 EST Sex Services in Prostitution Probes Banned

SPOTSYLVANIA, Va. - The sheriff said Friday he will no longer allow detectives to receive sexual services while investigating suspected prostitution after they spent $1,200 at massage parlors last month and sparked a public outcry.
Spotsylvania County Sheriff Howard Smith defended the practice as necessary to obtain a conviction but told his department he was suspending it.

"As sheriff, I understand the feelings and concerns the citizens of this county have expressed," Smith said in a statement sent to The Associated Press on Friday. "And I empathize with those feelings. Because of the public's express response, I have suspended this practice."

Court documents show that four times last month, county detectives allowed women at Moon Spa to perform sex acts on them - once leaving a $350 tip. A total of $1,200 was spent during the visits, Smith said. He said multiple visits were necessary so detectives could build trust with the operators.

Detectives shut down Moon Spa last month. The two suspected operators and three women accused of working there face several charges, including prostitution and sodomy, Smith said.

Smith maintained the sexual contact was necessary to obtain a conviction. But law enforcement officials say undercover officers only need to get an offer of sex for money to move the case forward.

The practice has been used in Spotsylvania since at least 2003.

Earlier this week, Smith told The Washington Post that sexual contact is needed during the investigations because most professionals know not to say anything incriminating. And conversation is difficult, he said, because masseuses at the Asian-run parlors in the northern Virginia county speak little English.

But several members of Spotsylvania's Board of Supervisors have spoken out against the methods used in the investigation.

"All of us ... have been worried about this episode tarnishing the county and making us a laughingstock of the nation," board chairman Henry "Hap" Connors told the AP Friday. "That's why I came out early on and asked the sheriff to cease using these tactics."

Spotsylvania Commonwealth's Attorney William Neely said he respects Smith's decision to end the practice, but refused to apologize for the officers' tactics.

2006 Associated Press.

LoveLOS

02-17-06, 22:12

...county detectives allowed women at Moon Spa to perform sex acts on them - once leaving a $350 tip. A total of $1,200 was spent during the visits, Smith said.
Dumb Fuckers.

If they would have RTFF, they would know that is too much to tip.

LL

BTW= thanks Lax. I figured I was gonna get barbequed on that one.

Muff Scout

02-17-06, 23:49

I guess this is a crappy first post...

One post in 23 months!

Dude, no one will ever accuse you of running up your post count.

At this rate, you will qualify for senior status sometime in February, 2052.

I'll buy you a beer when you make it. At current inflation rates, a draft beer in a titty bar will cost $36 by then. I'd better start saving:)

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

VanDriver

02-18-06, 09:21

I had a chance to get away on Wednesday afternoon for some Post Valentine's Day entertainment and decided to take the drive down to DC and see Coco for the first time.

Unfortunately, Wednesday was one of those days where they decided not to join a dozen other AMPS and advertise in the regular newspaper. So, no coupon and I had no contact telephone number and figured I would try to get a lineup.

Unfortunately, I was given the room next to the shower so I could hear all you degenerates coming and going. LOL.

When I arrived, I asked for Coco. Unfortunately, one of you must have been with her. Then I asked for Mimi... Oh, she come back tomorrow. I don't know if that is true or not.

So Mamasan told me she would send a new girl. I do not like getting new girls because many times they are the most "conservative" of the bunch.

She brought in Cookie who was alright looking for my taste.. Thin, but had what felt like "loose fitting skin". I know that is an obscure description, but it seemed like, at one point, she weighed 180lbs, then dropped down to 120lbs. Hopefully you can visualize what I'm trying to describe.

She could see that I was disappointed by not pulling Coco, and she said that she was sorry Coco was busy but that she would treat me very well and not rush things. NOT RUSH @ SUN ! ! ! ! That's a plus!

Off to the TS... Nothing spectacular. General cleaning all over. She kept asking if she could touch here and there. So, I let her know she could do WHATEVER she wanted without asking. She had permission to do with me what she wanted. I'll take it!

Her massage was very good. The real massage. It was probably the best I have ever had and, truth be told, I HATE MASSAGES!

After the massage, light kisses all over my back from my head to toe. Evidently these ladies must know some pressure points to kiss/nibble to get you going. I've noticed that many kiss/nibble in the exact same spot. I wonder, how does one train to work in an AMP? Is it a 2-girl session on a customer so one can show the other the ropes? If so, I will be willing to volunteer to be the Guinea Pig!

Anyway, on the flip, short CBJ. I asked for more CBJ and got more. The we both went for a ride with each of us driving for awhile.

Finished with more CBJTC and she helped me get dressed.

I was hoping for a nose or ear hair trimming, a pedicure, or at least, somebody to file my nails...LOL. Unfortunately, I must keep myself in better trimmed shape than others. Just kidding.

Overall on the LARS scale:

Face – 5.9
Body – 6.0
TS – 3.0
Service – 6.0

I will not repeat with her so she is all yours!

If anybody knows if Mimi has returned, PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

Vandriver

Spoondog

02-18-06, 23:08

I visited HWC last week and saw angie highly recommend this girl to anyone looking for that most perfect asian beauty.

Spoondog

02-21-06, 21:50

Where is Sun?

I see more about this place than any other.

kevluc

02-22-06, 00:08

Went DT Fri. afternoon saw Sarah, TS about a 2, service pitiful. She is attractive but not much on gfe, I would not do that again.

LoveLOS

02-22-06, 02:38

The following is courtesy of Wayward one, from whose post most of this intel came! I know there are some new ones, and some closed ones, but I don't have all the intel and need your PMs to make the fixes! I left closd AMPS in so that if a new owner opens up, the data is available to the board. Please send error corrections by PM and I'll edit this post rather than have a rash of posts with minor errata that may get missed when we direct newbies to this post. RTFF is NOW in full effect for location info on AMPS -- No fucking excuses.

This post is #419186 on this board, so you can use the link in your posts to direct others to this post:
AMP address list

Here is a list of MPs in the area. They are grouped by suggested metro stops. You can get better metro directions by going to www.wmata.com and typing in your destination, and any starting location.

LoveLBFMs

Dupont Circle Metro stop
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Supra
1333 Connecticut Ave NW, 4th floor
Washington, Dc
(202)775-1333
10am-2am

King
1726 20th st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)667-2070

Circle D
2024 P st
Washington, Dc

McPherson Square Metro stop
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Downtown
1018 Vermont Ave NW
Washington, Dc
(202)347-5080
10am-2am

14K (aka 1413 or Sky)
1413 K st NW, Lower level
Washington, Dc
(202)408-8908
9am-2am

GHS
1333 Green ct NW
Washington, Dc
(202)898-4110
10am-3am
closed?

Gallery Plaza/Chinatown Metro stop
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Sun Club (First Tanning Salon)
521 G st, NW 2nd flr.
(202)408-9777
10am-3am
G and 6th st across from MCI parking

Mirage
617 K st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)962-0044
10am-3am

Cleveland Park Metro stop
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CPHC
3520 Connecticut Ave
Washington, Dc
(202)244-4484

Metro Center Metro stop
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Happiness
524 10th st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)347-1020
10am-3am

Royal
520 10th st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)628-6280

New World
602 11th st NW, 3rd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)347-2444
10am-2am
closed?

NO close metro stop, take a Car
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Rio (aka Olympic)
1936 9th st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)518-7690
10am-3am

IHC (aka 1818 and Mini Health Club)
1818 New York Ave NE, 2nd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)526-4884

Venus World (aka 2352 or Young's )
2352 Wisconsin Ave NW, 1st floor
Washington, DC
(202)298-5997

OK Spa
2428Wisconsin Ave NW 3rd Floor
Washington, DC
(202)625-0056

Acufitness
4380 MacArthur Blvd NW
Washington, DC
(202)337-0151

Farragut West Metro stop
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Oriental (aka BOSS or 1716 I )
1716 I st Nw, 4th floor
Washington, Dc
(202)293-4199

Farragut North Metro stop
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Therapy @ M
1829 M st NW, 3rd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)887-1179

ICM
1829 M st NW, 2nd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)955-9060
24 hr

Eastern Market Metro stop
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Sun Vip
719 8th st SE, 2/f
Washington, Dc 20003
(202) 546-8410
almost certainly closed

Tenlytown Metro stop
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H & H flotation
4652 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, Dc
(202)537-7260
.7$/hour - door fee

Georgia Avenue/ Petworth Metro stop
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BCB (aka Golden)
5115 Georgia Ave NW
Washington, DC
(202)882-3374
10am to 10pm
International Staff, may not provide all services.

Dc Boy

02-22-06, 12:53

Went last week - asked for some of the usuals. All were on "vacation". Mamasan knew me as a regular, and said she would bring in a new girl. This always makes me a bit leary, but Supra very rarely disappoints.

In came a real knockout - probably an 8-9. Reddish-brown hair and a great body. She spoke very good English - which is a plus. She said her name was Nada, and she was here for a few months. She's from LA.

Average TS, then on to a very good massage. Nothing rushed, and all points covered with the rub-down. Then standard flip to CBJ, followed by multiple pos.'s, til both done. Nicest thing about this was we still had a few minutes, and after the hot washcloth, got an additional massage.

Guys - highly recomended while she's there:

Looks - 8.5
Attitude - 9
TS - 5
massage - 9
Overall service - 8

Will try to catch her again before she heads back west.

Spoondog

02-22-06, 17:53

Thanks for MP info.

Its going to be a busy couple of months.

Muff Scout

02-23-06, 00:08

Hey Guys,

I heard there is an AMP in DC named Supra?

Is this true?

If so, could any of you guys let me know where exactly it is located and the nearest metro stop?

A phone number would be nice too.

Also, if you happen to know the hours of operation, I would really appreciate it.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff (the wiseass) Scout

LoveLOS

02-23-06, 00:39

Muffy.

I think it's in Baltimore.

Travel Guy

02-23-06, 10:12

I think they moved it. isnt near the employees entrance to the BWI airport.

Muff Scout

02-23-06, 10:45

LL

I just had to bust your chops on that one.

To my surprise, I woke up this morning and found a bunch of PM's giving me directions to Supra. Thanks guys, but I was only kidding. Just trying to give LL some shit regarding his post.

TG, that was SO funny. NOT.

Hope you guys have fun getting tugged.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Member #4338

02-23-06, 17:12

It seems to me that either you guys have cut back on your visits to the local AMP's or you have cut back on reporting. Just because you don't share all the gory details doesn't mean we shouldn't share intel on the providers.

With Angel and Mimi gone (for now or for ever???) from Sun, I am back to the hit or miss of visiting somewhere relatively blind. I stopped into Happiness this afternoon, spun the wheel and drew Bebe. Ding, ding, ding...Lax is a winner :D Bebe is 23 yo, 5' 3", 115 lbs, brown hair, enhanced 34C's, very nice body and a good command of Englishee. Smart girl and very pretty!

LARS No.

Face 8.7
Body 9
TS 5.6 (nothing special but adequate)
Massage 6
Service 9.2
Overall - Defintely a keeper.

Dc Boy:

Welcome to the world of USSG! Good report, keep them comin!

Peace and love,

Lax

Vamonger

02-24-06, 17:44

Found myself in the district the other day and tried Supra for the first time. This mid-afternoon visit I drew the 2nd of 2 available providers named Jeanie. Jeanie is in her early 20s, on the short side and is quite cute. Nice tan, enhanced Ds and simply a killer body. Doesn't speak much English (says she's been in States for approx 3 months).

TS is ok, nothing spectacular. Gave a servicable neck, shoulder back massage and I reciprocated with some massaging as well. After 10mins of this or so, she rolls over with a look of lust and asked if I had watched some of those Playboy videos!

Proceeded to main events which included a nice discussion of Northern, Central and limited Southern France. She is a tiny girl and this was quite evident upon the start of training. This girl really got into training and has practiced her muscle control exercises. I'm pretty sure she envisioned shangra la at least 2 times. It was all I could do to not join her especially during discussion of her equestrian skills.

Session ended with a nice clean up and departure. First time here...but certainly not the last.

Jeanie gets:

Service: 8.0
TS: 6.75
Attitude: 9.0
Looks: 8.75
Overall: 8.5

VAM

Spoondog

02-25-06, 00:08

I went cherry pickin in the Sun Club the other day.

I recommend everyone give it a try.

Blueyed Devil

02-25-06, 16:00

I just found this forum. I go to DC one or two times a year.

I am coming back next week.

My last visit was in July 2005, and I went to Sky Spa (1413 K).

Are they still open?

I have also been to Downtown numerous times over the last few years.

Any recommendations for the area around 12th and K would be greatly appreciated.

(By the way, Denver has a great AMP scene, if you guys are ever in my area.)

Bill88

02-26-06, 01:36

After a lenghty hiatus I was longing for a refresher course. I went to Sun, but door was shut and LE was parked outside. I don't know if these are related since LE was also parked across the street at the entrance of MCI. I was not about to investigate so I drove to DNTN and up the four flights I went.

A new mamasan lets me in, and I ask for lineup. She says no line up possible cos too biZZy and few girls. I could have left, but I was in too much of a hurry to get what I came for.

Beth is in her mid 30's but a lean body small chest and a flat stomach makes her more than acceptable. I also don't mind if age comes with experience and thus superior skills. I hoped such was the case here.

Ts was OK, muscle training was quite good, and the CG, Mish, standing mish and dog to completion.

All in all Beth was fair for me, given my lenghty absence from the game. For those who have being active not recommended.

I was informed that Jay is back.

Bill

LoveLOS

02-27-06, 09:16

Baby blues,
I'll be gentle as you are a newbie to the board. When travelling especially, it is customary on USG to thouroughly read the fucking forum prior to asking a question. That way the information others have spent time and effort to post is used and effort to find that information is placed on the shoulders of the user, not the provider of that info. A post such as the one you placed here would usually be totally ignored or you would have been roasted by flames for being too lazy to do the research yourself.

You see, the information you seek is in a post ON THIS VERY PAGE:
AMP address list

Welcome to USG, and I hope you find this board useful. And I hope you choose to make it more useful by becoming a contributor. Since nobody has reported on 1413 since a few months ago when I noted it was being rennovated, the collective board does not know if it is open. Since you will apparently be staying in that area, we thank you in advance for letting us know the status of the place.

Last thing, you know K & 12th is on the stroll fo da ho's, right. Just go out of your hotel after midnight and take your pick... There are those on this board who are reading this in amazement that LL has been so gentle on your lazy ass, so please redeem both of us by posting your exploits here. TIA.

Enjoy your stay in DC.
LoveLOS

BTW Denver board probably needs to have your input also...

Member #4338

02-27-06, 09:35

Devil:

Consider yourself extremely fortunate to get the reply you got from LoveLOS, especially since yours was your first post ever!

LL:

You have obviously adopted a new guiding principle as you certainly didn't ask yourself "WWTTD" :eek: I suppose we should treat newbies better who ask questions that could be easily answered by RTFF and who have never contributed any intel to our board but where's the fun in that?

Lax

Muff Scout

02-27-06, 10:23

LL,

I can't believe how civil that was.

I feel totally disoriented.

Muff Scout

Benchdog447

02-27-06, 10:57

Well, I had some extra bananas and decided to see what I could barter for. I really wanted to try out ??, having missed the location the first time a few weeks back.

Well, I arrived at ?? around 2 in the afternoon on Sunday. I get buzzed in and Mamasan starts grilling me. I was ready (I always RTFF) with a couple of names. But Mamasan is not buying it. Tells me I have to wait 45 mintues for the girls to come in to work. Are they really not open late in the afternoon? My thoughts are that Mamasan got spoked by me and I am not one to push it. I figure to try again in a couple of months, maybe Mamasan will remember me as not having been turned away but just someone she has seen. But to make a scene, then Mamasan will be sure to remember me as someone turned away.

So I take the road less traveled to ????, my usual favorite. Went in, Mamasan 2 says you been here before, I say yes, she say who you see? I saw Mrs. X (which was true). WELL, that was the right name. Was told she wasn't working, that a new girl would be in. I asked first for a line up. Mamasan 2 brought in two girls, and when she introduced them, one kind of snickered, which i didn't like. Seemed to have an attitude. In hindsight, she may have been a better choice, a little fire inside to tame. As Mamasan 2 left, I heard her tell the girls "yada yada yada, Mrs X, yada" Which I took for a good sign.

So I ended up with a bundle of joy. I tried a little DFK at first, but was turned away. Not a good sign. Off to the TS, which was ok, lots of soap and washing. Then off to the room. She sat me down in a massage chair, which was ok.

My therapist claimed to be 25 right from the Big Apple a couple of weeks ago. She was 5'9" maybe 125 lbs, with a great looking ass with a shaved kitty and enhanced C cups. But they looked pretty real to me. Once on the table, she whispered in my ear, you like Koni? And of course I said I did. Then she started to DFK me. I knew it would be alright.

Some extensive AR, then to CBJ, was disappointed with the application of the raincoat, too obvious. Then some minor DATY, with ample finger stimulation. Once she was wet, I slid right in. mish, doggie, reverse cg, till the explosion. All in all a good long session. Afterward, she laid down and had a really good GFE. I was impressed, then came the massage which was eh.

Overall:
Looks: 8
TS: 7
Extra: 7
GFE: 9

I still think I would like to try the chick with the attitude. But I forgot the name...

Mighty Spearsman

02-27-06, 12:40

I just found this forum...By the way, Denver has a great AMP scene, if you guys are ever in my area...
Yes indeed, you are lucky that LL didn't rip you a new one.

If Denver has such a great AMP scene, then why not write about it to start off your USA SG career? That way, you'll be making a solid contribution to the board and build up some credibility before you start requesting free info from the rest of us.

LoveLOS

02-27-06, 20:30

LL:

You have obviously adopted a new guiding principle as you certainly didn't ask yourself "WWTMD" :eek: I suppose we should treat newbies better who ask questions that could be easily answered by RTFF and who have never contributed any intel to our board but where's the fun in that?

Laxlax, Muffy, MS,
Forgive me guys! Don't know what got into me. :confused: It won't happen again!

LoveLOS

BDog,
My guess is the ?? spa would be DT. Same shit happened to me, for me it was at 10pm and they said they were booked until closing, which is obvious BS. It was a grave tactical error by the new mamasan, cause they have lost a lot of business insulting a regular customer. Not been back since...

Blueyed Devil

02-27-06, 22:22

Yes indeed, you are lucky that LL didn't rip you a new one.

If Denver has such a great AMP scene, then why not write about it to start off your USA SG career? That way, you'll be making a solid contribution to the board and build up some credibility before you start requesting free info from the rest of us.I've hobbied in a lot of places and visited a lot of boards. Never saw such a hostile attitude toward visitors before. Must be an east coast thing.

Anyway, in one of the posts below, there was a question about whether 14K was open. I can report that it is. I saw YoYo there. 30ish, thin, D-cup, with wavy black hair a couple of inches past her shoulders. Nice-looking, but not a hardbody or spinner. $.6 total cost.

Overall, service was average. Not as good as last summer when I was in town and saw Mina at the same place. Mina had a very good attitude and excellent service. However, since the girls change at all of these places frequently, its always an adventure. 14K is still worth a visit.

If I make another AMP visit on this trip, I'll probably go back to Downtown.

However, I have kept mostly to the AMPs since I moved there from a midwestern city last year.

Muff Scout

02-28-06, 09:07

Never saw such a hostile attitude toward visitors before. Must be an east coast thing.

Dude,

You think this is hostile?

You are way too in touch with your feminine side.

Must be a west coast thing:)

Muff Scout

DcDonkey

02-28-06, 10:02

I've hobbied in a lot of places and visited a lot of boards. Never saw such a hostile attitude toward visitors before. Must be an east coast thing.
Nah, it's really more of a DC thing; this board is innundated with lurkers constantly asking questions like, "Where can I get some head?"

LexLuther

02-28-06, 10:49

Bluyed Devil,

You may have visited a lot of boards but you obviously have not contributed a whole lot on this one. The rule here is that we don't share valuable insider info with every podunk Tom, Dick, and Harry who shows up demanding to be led around by the hand.

The info you seek is there for you to use if you will get off your arse and use the board the way it's meant to be used. You would know this if you were as seasoned a monger as you wish us to believe. The reasons for this attitude, which you call "hostile", should be clear to you. There is currently a lot of LE pressure in this town. For all we know, you could be part of the problem. Until you prove who you are by contributing and by making yourself known here, don't expect to be coddled. You're not in Kansas anymore.

The people who created and maintain this site went to a lot of trouble to give it capabilities not found on any other board. Use those capabilities to the fullest extent before you start criticizing folks who call DC home. If you live, for instance, on Capitol Hill and walk out the door one day and can't find the nearest bus station would you criticize your neighbors for not giving you a guided tour of the city?

LexLuther

dogsled

02-28-06, 19:13

Member #4338

02-28-06, 20:22

Devil:

You have now heard from LoveLOS, Mightyspearchucker, Muff, dcdonk and Lex. Nothing more to say. We're moving on. You're welcome to join us if you care to. If not AMFYOYO.

Lax

slowfloyd

03-01-06, 14:02

New World (aka NWS)
602 11th st NW, 3rd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)347-2444
10am-2am
closed?

Last night, I achieved visual confirmation that NWS is closed. As a matter of fact, the whole building was closed and put up for lease including the Squinty-eyed, bulging forearmed sailor chicken joint on the first floor corner. Gone as well is the dance studio whose trembling could be heard overhead while in midst of one's session. I couldn't even bring myself to walk over to Royal and finally meet the famed Linda... Maybe next time.

I don't know if this closure is the result of recent nefarious and heinous actions on the part of LE and city gov'mint officials but the entire place had the air of urban development.

I'm sure this will be disappointing to discerning mongers and any intel on the wherebouts of the esteemed Cookie would be greatly appreciated.

Floyd S.

Yellofvr

03-02-06, 01:48

Caught a case of the FS fever over the weekend and needed to head into DC to get a cure. Called s**ra to see if the last therapist I visited was still around, no luck. Called **** to get an appointment with K**i, but she had already gone back on vacation (didn't stick around very long this time). Damn, she would have cured me well.

Still made the trip down there and saw a very tall, beautifully tanned lady as I was being led in. Ask mama (she was new, too; older, don't want to bang her like the other one) to see her. So in she comes and she is a hottie, 5'8-9, good size natural B's, pretty face and flat tummy. Introductions were made and off to the TS. Adequate, nothing special, got me clean enough to speculate on what was to come.

Back to the room for maybe 5 mins of decent massage and then the soft massage starts. Ended azz up and prostate massaged but no AR. I needed to slow down a bit and went in for meal at the Y. She had recently shaved everything and was very responsive to 69 modes of stimulation which allowed her a little AR. A little moreCBJ, then hit it mish, CG, and the finale in k9.

Now as I was laying down and she comes in to clean me up, she's wearing the little white lab coat. After I sit up to collect my thoughts, she opens it up to start to get dressed and is still nude underneath, which was an amazing look. Tan hottie + white lab coat= me wishing for another 160. Made me wish they didn't bother with the bikini's, but oh well. Overall very good service but she did urge me to finish towards the end of our hr together because I also had a case of whiskey dick. If her name is needed PM me, but I might be unwilling to share. I'm selfish, so what.

fvr

MoonView

03-02-06, 10:53

Michelle and Tanya were supposed to be sentenced on February 24th. There is no entry on the DOJ press releases, although they had plenty on the December plea agreements. Anybody know how they came out?

Funny thing...Michelle (as she had told me many times)never really wanted any attension on USASG site; wonder what she thinks now?

Assez parlé de cela!!!

MnV

Pea Soup

03-02-06, 20:41

Has anyone yet heard where Ms. Killing Smile will be making her reappearance?

Member #4338

03-03-06, 09:07

Has anyone yet heard where Ms. Killing Smile will be making her reappearance?

Danny:

Hey man, welcome to the DC Board! I read your other two posts on the Batimore board and let me say that I,for one, am awestruck that a Baltimore legend like you would venture down to DC :rolleyes:. We'll do everything we can to make your visit here as comfortable as possible.

With respect to the intel you requested on Ms. Killing Smile, we have despatched a team of mongers to gather the intel you need and we will be reporting back ASAP. Hold your breath.

Muff:

You better watch out or you're going to lose this guy!;)

Peace and love

Lax

Muff Scout

03-03-06, 09:25

You better watch out or you're going to lose this guy!;)
Lax
You DC guys are the evil empire of mongering.

Just look at his stats:

Joined forum 9/14/04
That's better than one post every 6 months!
That's .01 posts per day!
3 career posts in TWO cities.

This guy is a future Hall of Famer.

No way we will let him go without a fight.

Muff Scout

Member #4338

03-03-06, 10:07

You DC guys are the evil empire of mongering.

You got that right!! First The Babe leaves Bmore, then the Moose and now Danny Boy :eek: You'll never recover!

Lax

VanDriver

03-03-06, 15:19

Had the pleasure of meeting with Coco @ Sun Wednesday and finally filled up my card.

Cookie is a pretty girl, about 5' tall, with, what appeared to be natural large C's or D's. Her nipples were about 1/2" long and very thin...unlike anything I had ever seen before.

Anyway, had the standard services and she was quite attentive in all areas.

I know I had kidded before about the nose hair thing, but she insisted on holding me down and shoving the scissors up my nose and trimming something.

When she looked at my card, it must have said Mimi in 3 of the other 4 slots, because she kept saying Mimi #1, Coco #2.

It was a good time, but I don't think I will repeat with her.

PM me if you have status for more details.

MoonView

03-03-06, 15:31

Had the pleasure of meeting with Cookie @ Sun Wednesday and finally filled up my card.

Cookie is a pretty girl, about 5' tall, with, what appeared to be natural large C's or D's. Her nipples were about 1/2" long and very thin...unlike anything I had ever seen before.

Anyway, had the standard services and she was quite attentive in all areas.

I know I had kidded before about the nose hair thing, but she insisted on holding me down and shoving the scissors up my nose and trimming something.

When she looked at my card, it must have said Mimi in 3 of the other 4 slots, because she kept saying Mimi #1, Cookie #2.

It was a good time, but I don't think I will repeat with her.

PM me if you have status for more details.

Van-
Speaking of which...any sign of Mimi?

VanDriver

03-03-06, 17:35

Van-
Speaking of which...any sign of Mimi?

Actually, I asked the first Mamasan who helped me to my room about Mimi, and she said she was still on vacation.

Then, when speaking with CoCo, she said the same thing.

Lastly, when the usual Mamasan helped me to the door after my session, she reitterated that Mimi was on vacation.

In the end, I feel she is gone for awhile.

BlueTick

03-03-06, 23:17

Actually, I asked the first Mamasan who helped me to my room about Mimi, and she said she was still on vacation.

Then, when speaking with CoCo, she said the same thing.

Lastly, when the usual Mamasan helped me to the door after my session, she reitterated that Mimi was on vacation.

In the end, I feel she is gone for awhile.I wonder if she is in NJ? Told me she went there and stayed with relatives, including a younger sister.

Eerock

03-06-06, 14:44

Can't help you on Cookie, but the other distinguishing characteristic about NWS was being accompanied by an elevator operator on the way to the mongering destination. Stopped going there years ago after a CP article about how they had cooperated in a police sting operation against a city employee taking bribes.

Last night, I achieved visual confirmation that NWS is closed. As a matter of fact, the whole building was closed and put up for lease including the Squinty-eyed, bulging forearmed sailor chicken joint on the first floor corner. Gone as well is the dance studio whose trembling could be heard overhead while in midst of one's session. I couldn't even bring myself to walk over to Royal and finally meet the famed Linda... Maybe next time.

I don't know if this closure is the result of recent nefarious and heinous actions on the part of LE and city gov'mint officials but the entire place had the air of urban development.

I'm sure this will be disappointing to discerning mongers and any intel on the wherebouts of the esteemed Cookie would be greatly appreciated.

Floyd S.

VanDriver

03-08-06, 09:36

This afternoon I made my way down to a Sunny area to see what was going on in April. She is a very small, yet shapely bottomed, provider. She had large As (Ha HA) or very small Bs with a not-so-trimmed area.

All the normal stuff, etc. TS, no AR (just tease), and the damn massage went on WAY TO LONG! I was almost scared that that would be all I would get, even though they knew I was long time customer (as outlined on my filled VIP card).

She is new, but worked her ass off in the >1hour I was in there.

She is a trooper but I am not sure if I will repeat.

Seniors may PM for details.

DcDonkey

03-08-06, 10:23

Last night, I achieved visual confirmation that NWS is closed. As a matter of fact, the whole building was closed and put up for lease including the Squinty-eyed, bulging forearmed sailor chicken joint on the first floor corner. Gone as well is the dance studio whose trembling could be heard overhead while in midst of one's session. I couldn't even bring myself to walk over to Royal and finally meet the famed Linda... Maybe next time.

I don't know if this closure is the result of recent nefarious and heinous actions on the part of LE and city gov'mint officials but the entire place had the air of urban development.

I'm sure this will be disappointing to discerning mongers and any intel on the wherebouts of the esteemed Cookie would be greatly appreciated.

Floyd S.
I just recommended NWS to a visiting monger a couple of weeks ago. I haven't been there in years, but it was the only AMP I've ever gone to in DC. I got turned on to the place by a couple of my boys after playing golf one day, those mongers actually brought a change of clothes with them so they could head right out to the bars afterwards. Nothing like getting serviced , filling your belly with some fired chicken, and then hitting the town.

Jubba18

03-09-06, 22:11

Webnet

03-10-06, 15:55

Visited our fair Capital this week & went to the usual places I frequent when in town.

Day 1 - Blue - Supra
Face - 8
Body - 8
Ts - 6
Service - 8

Nice, young, stayed with the script all the way. Nothing bad nothing exceptional.

Day 2 - Sunny - CPHC
Face - 7
Body - 7
TS - 9
Service - 9

Very petite, playful, cuddly, lots of fun, great TS, maybe 15 minutes. No Daty for first time customers.

Day 3 - Penny - DT

Face - 8
Body - 8
TS - 7
Service - 9

My fav of the week. Not typical skinny Korean girl, Natural c's, tall, super attitude. All bases covered. Massage at the end. Beautiful hair, ask her to let it down if it is tied up.

Saw about 4 good looking girls at DT. After mamasan shows me to room another girl in bikini came in for the House fee. Thought she would be my muscle traininer because she told me to get ready for the shower but then Penny came in. I wasn't disappointed at all, but the first girl was pretty hot, went by the name Princess & appeared to me to be maybe Hawaiian. Spoke perfect English with almost no accent. Anybody know anything abut her?

Webnet

03-10-06, 15:57

Member #4338

03-10-06, 17:48

Jubba:

You oughta be fine walking to Supra from your hotel. Like any big city you need to keep your wits about you at night. Stick to the main streets and you'll be fine. Be sure to post a report on your visit.

Lax

Jimmy Stewart

03-10-06, 18:33

Hey thanks for all your posts. I used to post at the now defunkt gentleman's reveiw before and it was great to find this place.

I made a trip to the Cleveland Park area Jan and saw 'Sofia' she had the softest brown skin and was a delight in many ways. Probably about 25 and was a massive tease far from GFE but i had a very nice time even though the main event was short. It was not a problem that it was my first time there.

She told me her Korean name but I forgot. I asked since Sofia obviously not a korean name and she looked very tan.

i liked the looks from all the other girls on the way out in their little white coats lots of nice lookers there for sure.

I hope to return soon.

BlueTick

03-11-06, 10:01

I'm flying in to DC in a couple weeks for a business trip and staying over at the Westin Embassy. Never stayed in the area before and was wondering if walking from Westin to Supra was ok or not.

Thanks in advance for any advice.The Westin is near Duport Circle, correct? Certainly is safe enough, not a bad area of the District, and lots of folks around, at least until later in the evening. By 9 p.m. or so the restaurant crowds tend to think. I wouldn't walk thru the circle itself, but rather around it. As a precaution, leave any valuables you don't need at the spa back in the hotel.

LoveLOS

03-11-06, 19:08

...a good physical training session with a hot Korean woman.

BB and LL needed relief from the stresses of the week. Arriving at Royal for an appointment with my beloved Linda, I was informed she was occupied for another 35 minutes, and that all others were similarly working with clients. It was a case of bad timing, a Caps game had just let out, which nixed any thoughts of a Sunnier place for relaxation. Only one place could make us Happy.

We asked for a lineup. BB, as usual had tunnel vision for a little hottie with an elegant sounding name that I think starts with C, but my memory escapes me and his is no better. Non-posting pussy that he is, I can only tell you he was thouroughly satisfied with his draw, so she is recommended by that discriminating monger.

LL was confronted with three perfectly acceptable looking hotties. BB's girl looked a bit new, and there were two others. LL made a joke and waited to see if any would either understand or laugh. Angie did, and she got the nod.

Angie claims to be 27. LL placed her at 30 plus. Her face is average but her body is toned, strong and smokin. Been here in USA for 10 years, so the engrish is pertty good, which made for better than average conversation, if you like to talk to them. She seems to have a brain and is contemplating seeking employment at a busier AMP, so if she turns up at Royal or DT, do not be surprised. TS was nothing special. Her nice 36Cs were enhanced. Stretch training was good, all other services were good, but not spectacular. Since we got along well and chatted a while after the session, I would expect my next time with her, if there is one, would be a grade point or so higher.

Face 6
TS 7
body 9
performance 7
Overall 7+

LoveLOS

Welcome to USG, Jimmie

Dlrzboy

03-12-06, 15:06

delcotrouble

03-13-06, 15:17

Anything out this way? and can someone help me with the Abbreviations? I am headed into town for a week and will need to get out a bit!

J

Mighty Spearsman

03-14-06, 05:55

Anything out this way? and can someone help me with the Abbreviations? I am headed into town for a week and will need to get out a bit!

J
Obviously you've never spent much time reading this board. If you did, you'd already know that newbies with only one or two posts (such as you) are not going to receive much info. You're just going to have to RTFF (read the f---ing forum) where you'll discover that:

- here on the DC board, a summary report of all of the AMPs in DC is posted regularly, and it includes the AMP known as the Cleveland Park Health Center or CPHC, one Metro stop north from the Marriott Wardman Park, and the Supra Spa, one Metro stop south, among many others.

- as for abbreviations, clean your glasses and look at the horizontal menu bar on the top of the page, where one of the choices is "Abbreviations." Click on that word and you'll be amazed at how much good information can be found there

Start reading!!!

Motorback

03-14-06, 08:46

Delcotrouble...And be glad it was MS that corrected you and not another. This thread is FULL of information as MS stated. LoveLos and several other members have taken immense amounts of time to prepare indepth reports to make it easier for newbies and outsiders.....

Member #4338

03-14-06, 13:42

MoonView

03-14-06, 16:24

This weekend I stopped in to Happiness and had a nice session with Sue. Sue is 26, from LA, 5' 3", 120 lbs, long honey brown hair, 33 B's, nice body and a classic Korean face. Very nice, if unspectacular session.

LARS Nos:

Face 7
Body 7.5
TS 6
Muscle Training 7
Service 7.8
Attitude 8

Sue was very nice however I'll continue to look for replacements for the recently retired Mimi and Angel at Sun. SMWSLT

Almost forgot, Mamsan at Happiness gave me a VIP card on the way out. Same deal as at Sun.

Peace and love

Lax

Good to know about the VIP card, it's about time.

Re: Mimi, my intel has her at least "9 months" from any possible return to the bizz, and as for a DC return it's highly unlikely to ever happen as she had become VERY bothered by the reputation that started to proceed her.

Finding a replacement...doubtful...she was one in a million!! Good luck.

MnV

Member #4338

03-14-06, 17:44

Good to know about the VIP card, it's about time.

Re: Mimi, my intel has her at least "9 months" from any possible return to the bizz, and as for a DC return it's highly unlikely to ever happen as she had become VERY bothered by the reputation that started to proceed her.

Finding a replacement...doubtful...she was one in a million!! Good luck.

MnV

Moonie:

I take it from your post that the period of Mimi's inactivity was not randomly selected. Hmmmm. ;)

Lax

VanDriver

03-14-06, 19:23

Good to know about the VIP card, it's about time.

Re: Mimi, my intel has her at least "9 months" from any possible return to the bizz, and as for a DC return it's highly unlikely to ever happen as she had become VERY bothered by the reputation that started to proceed her.

Finding a replacement...doubtful...she was one in a million!! Good luck.

MnV

Well, I sure hope I'm not. It would be rather hard to explain that to the SO!.

Hugh Jardon

03-14-06, 20:58

Webnet, you are the man! Because of your report I went to DT and asked for Penny. She is just as you describe: tall, natural, and beautiful! Great personality, too.
She was pleasantly surprised to be asked for and gave a nice table shower. Her English is good for someone that's only been in the States for 6 months.
Back in the room, she saw the $ that I had been carrying in the little clear shower case and went for some supplies. When she came back, she(at my request) gave a nice easy HR to "take the edge off." After I had calmed down, I gave her a nice massage, followed by her giving me one. This led to some simullated Asian, and on the flip, a nice CBJ. We moved over in front of the mirror so she could look at herself-she's a kinky girl!
She hopped on the table for some me-on-floor-her-on-table, then some standing doggy, some kneeling doggy, some cowgirl, some more standing doggy, until I said that I was happy enough if she wanted to stop. She wouldn't hear about it. She somehow managed to slide me in her while we standing facing each other-I told you she's tall. She rubbed up and down and made the appropriate noises until I slid her back on the table and gave it to her real horror show-thanks, Scorp-with lots of sweaty parts slapping together. Finally, a shuddering shangrila and I walked out a happy man!
Total tab-$+.4
She's a sweety! Not absolutely perfect-the natural tatas have a little droop to them and she's got a little tummy, but does she have a great attitude!

Spoondog

03-15-06, 02:11

I have been told of problems at hwc by former favorite girl whom I talk to on a regular basis did not ask her what they were as I felt would get a line of bullshit but was hoping someone might know something I don't I love this place but I am worried that it is not cool would appreciate any information.

Andrewsted

03-15-06, 12:44

A friend of mine said this was a place to go. So I went. $60 for half hour, I tipped $25 because she gave me HJ happy ending.

delcotrouble

03-15-06, 15:12

Obviously you've never spent much time reading this board. If you did, you'd already know that newbies with only one or two posts (such as you) are not going to receive much info. You're just going to have to RTFF (read the f---ing forum) where you'll discover that:

- here on the DC board, a summary report of all of the AMPs in DC is posted regularly, and it includes the AMP known as the Cleveland Park Health Center or CPHC, one Metro stop north from the Marriott Wardman Park, and the Supra Spa, one Metro stop south, among many others.

- as for abbreviations, clean your glasses and look at the horizontal menu bar on the top of the page, where one of the choices is "Abbreviations." Click on that word and you'll be amazed at how much good information can be found there

Start reading!!!Actually the abbreviations that I was looking for help on were on the names of the places that were being abbreviated. I know the rest of them, as I tend to frequent the South Jersey and Philly area AMPS.

I had read the forum, but being unfamiliar with DC did not know what CPHC was or where it is located.

Thanks for you assistance and I will post with my experiences when I am down there.

Trouble

Webnet

03-15-06, 18:54

Webnet, you are the man! Because of your report I went to DT and asked for Penny. She is just as you describe: tall, natural, and beautiful! Great personality, too.

She was pleasantly surprised to be asked for and gave a nice table shower. Her English is good for someone that's only been in the States for 6 months.

Back in the room, she saw the $ that I had been carrying in the little clear shower case and went for some supplies. When she came back, she(at my request) gave a nice easy HR to "take the edge off." After I had calmed down, I gave her a nice massage, followed by her giving me one. This led to some simullated Asian, and on the flip, a nice CBJ. We moved over in front of the mirror so she could look at herself-she's a kinky girl!

She hopped on the table for some me-on-floor-her-on-table, then some standing doggy, some kneeling doggy, some cowgirl, some more standing doggy, until I said that I was happy enough if she wanted to stop. She wouldn't hear about it. She somehow managed to slide me in her while we standing facing each other-I told you she's tall. She rubbed up and down and made the appropriate noises until I slid her back on the table and gave it to her real horror show-thanks, Scorp-with lots of sweaty parts slapping together. Finally, a shuddering shangrila and I walked out a happy man!

Total tab-$+.4

She's a sweety! Not absolutely perfect-the natural tatas have a little droop to them and she's got a little tummy, but does she have a great attitude!

Glad to have helped. I was getting jealous reading your report. Only 50 weeks left till I get back to DC (sigh)

Colts301

03-16-06, 01:12

well i heard all the rumors about hot girls at DT. so i couldn't resist and took a trip there today at or around 10pm. went in and asked for lineup. mama showed me 3. one was busty/tall, one nice figure very tan, but i drew MAY, 23 (thats what she told me), at first i didnt realize she was all that pretty. but when we got to the room she was a gem alright. about 5'6 or so with nicely enhanced cups. felt great. has a butterfly tat on her back. kinda cute. may was 10 days from LA. anyways the usual cowgirl. mish. doggie. and a decent massage afterwards. she gots to be the prettiest amp girl i seen i awhile. would recommend and would repeat -301

(may be a little rushed, but that doesn't always matter if u got what u came for lol. about 40mins)

slowfloyd

03-16-06, 17:35

VanDriver

03-16-06, 23:26

Went to Sun on Monday night to redeem my full VIP Card. It was a bit of a waste on April who just managed to pass the cusp of mediocrity. It was slow so no line-up and I was on foot which meant I took what I could get. She wasn't pretty but really rather plain in the face but she did have a nice petite body. No AR but some prostate massage. TS just ok and back in the room nothing too spectacular.

Face 5 (real native look to her)
Body 7.5
TS 5
Muscle Training 6
Service 6.5
Attitude 6

I wouldn't repeat. I did leave merely satisfied but what I was looking for was to be walking on clouds. I mean, come on, I may not be their fantasy but I'm sure as hell looking to get my fantasties filled with my hard earned $$.

Floyd

Floyd, Floyd, Floyd...
I sure wish that you had read my review on April... You could have saved your cash and either returned later or visited any of the other facilities.

As I said, she was OK but definately not a repeat. And, for my $$$, if any of my fellow mongers say a provider is a no-repeat, that's good enough for me.

I truly trust the taste and criticism of my mongering colleagues.

0 for 2 reviews of April from advanced mongers yields no confidence in April.

VanD

Muff Scout

03-18-06, 14:03

ravensfan,

i'm sure you meant to say that she looked ****d.

we don't do that kind of stuff, even by accident.

safe hunting to all.

muff scout

lovedacoot

03-18-06, 15:40

Joy was a cutie at Sun Spa back in November, as I recall, and I wonder if any of my fellow mongers knows where she be these days.

Colts posted below about May with a butterfly tat on her back, and I seem to recall Joy had a dragon or a butterfly or something either on her back or on her side. my memory sucks though. next time i'm downtown I'll check may out and see if she is Joy, but in meantime if any one knows anything, let me know. thanks.

Saw a big girl at CPHC a few weeks back, I cant remember her name either. i was initially put off by the big legs but I had a good time with her. very friendly and she is a cowgirl.

Oh 2BYung

03-19-06, 01:53

In to DC on business and took a walk over to Happiness round 10 pm. Met at the door by the mamasan who also took the door fee. Learned not to bring the cell phone as the wife to the opportunity to call as I was changing. Took the call and ate some crow. Fortunately, the NCAA tournament gave me some cover to be somewhat short as the clock was running. Sue came in and was sharp enough to keep quiet. "Thanks".

Sue was her name, though she didn't tell me until the end. About 5'4" without the heels, natural Cs and of course, no butt, but fortuantely no hanging skin. Anyway, TS was good. All attention payed to the best parts. Friendly but English impaired. Turned down the sauna as the walk and the shower had me warm. Back in the room, started with a light stretching. It was occasionally too light and I found I was tickled, which isn't bad but difficult too relax. On the flip exchanged nipple play. She was more senisitive than me, but she doesn't have a beard. cbj, standing mish on table and finished. She cleaned me up and restarted the massage and heltped me dress. A little cup of water and I'm out the door. Collected my VIP card, though I don't get to DC often. I'll keep up with this one. Sue was great.

Yung

Vidiot

03-20-06, 00:27

MoonView

03-20-06, 10:31

Member #4338

03-20-06, 12:24

A recently discovered favorite of mine has returned from vacation. She was better than I had remembered ;) Based on yesterdays session she is getting a LARS rating of 9.9!! As you locals will recall, the LARS system is as follows:

9 – OMFG, best ever
10 – So good I’m keeping this one for myself :eek:

My girl is close enough to a 10 that, for now, I will only share details with respected Senior's via PM. Don't want the riff raff clogging up the works creating another Mimi fiasco.

Peace and love,

Lax

delcotrouble

03-20-06, 14:24

Sad to report...Looks like B2B showers are a thing of the past at Sun, even coco has been shut down by the new mamasan. My request was refused by the aforementioned...Anyone else confirm this?

Services rendered were good but not up to past standards.

Is the Sun setting after such a great run?

MnVI wonder if this is an industry trend. We recently had a place that reguarly provided B2b showers stop them suddenly.

Wonder what's up with that.

Jack

RavensFan

03-20-06, 16:55

Sorry for all the trouble i cause. I was stupid, it was a TYPO, I really need to learn how to type. Sorry again.

Mundane

03-20-06, 21:52

I dreamed that I strolled down to Oriental Spa on I St. Mamasan said she would give me a "pretty girl" and did she ever tell the truth! Nana came in and I felt ten years younger. Table shower was thorough and fun. Back in the room, massage was one long tease...not very good for most of my muscles, but it had every nerve tingling. Because of my problems with condoms, I've stopped having sex in my dreams, so I told her to give me some oral satisfaction. I didn't try to explain to her that it would end as a handjob (I've never been able to cum in a condom). Anyway, long story short....for the first time EVER, a AMP girl finished me off with her mouth with the rubber on! She was amazing! It was like there was no condom at all. What a dream!

Early 20's, 34b (naturals)...and also rare...a Great ASS!

Mighty Spearsman

03-20-06, 22:38

I'm taking a DC vacation soon. I want to visit a brothel in the DC area that has
very first rate talent. WHITE talent. Full service.

Please PM me if you can tell me something about any such places and what the typical rates are.

V
Unfortunately there are not many places that fit your requirements in the DC area.

By "white" I assume that you mean "caucasian;" if so, there are numerous caucasian escorts available, plus some street action. To discover the non-Asian MPs, you're just going to have to read the forum carefully.

There are some HJ-only places that feature caucasian girls, such as ICM Body Concepts, 1829 M Street, NW, 2nd Floor.

But other than the Russian place in Bethesda, I can't think of any FS places off the top of my head. Hopefully someone will PM you with some info.

Spoondog

03-21-06, 01:39

I understand you check up on the board. Well, I'm the guy with a little snow in my forcast. You are the hottest korean chick at happiness by far; If not in all of DC ever I never stop thinking of you, and look forward to every visit w/you Dr. Mimi.

Vaspaman

03-21-06, 11:29

I recently spent a day in the Sun with Tiffany which turn out to be pretty good after a rocky start, not her fault. I called ahead and made in appointment with the famed Coco but I arrived late and was almost run over by a monger on his way out.

Climbed the steps to be told that my provider was busy and the wait was too long. Mama put me in a room and said I could wait but then brought in Tiff and basically said you like or you leave. I decied to try and she was very nice, cute and a good GFE. Shower was not that great but OK. Back to the room a light massge in then we held some oral commun ication which to my surprise was quite good but too short. Asian language was not spoken to my dissatisfaction. Main was not bad. All in all the visit was OK but mama left me with a bad taste. Maybe it was just a bad day or maybe I have been spoiled by experiencing Koni, Mimi etc.

Anyone have suggestions for good Asian speakers please PM me.

lovedacoot

03-21-06, 22:04

Gentlemen,

Don't say I never did anything for you. Jenny at Happiness has to be in the top 5 worst experiences for me at AMPs up and down the eastern seaboard.

First of all, this was my first time to happiness, but I recognized the lady at the door from Sun many months ago. Of course I asked her about Joy, and she told me what I wanted to know, so forget I asked on that one. I figured she wouldnt steer me wrong, but I was mistaken. Mimi was busy, though I did see her on the way out and she is a cutie. MAma showed me Jenny who is probably between 35 and 40, but still attractive. She spoke better english and wasnt as chubby as the younger girl I was also shown, so I picked her. Figured a little older would translate into superior skills. instead she was a pain in the ass. i got the 'too big' routine, the massage was inconsequential, and her chatter was absolutely inane. She told me she wanted to be an arms dealer like Lord of War and some Korean chick named Linda Kim who worked with Adnan Kashoggi. If the lovin hadnt been so lacking, perhaps the surreality off the conversation would have been a plus. Since she was such a cold fish though, it makes strike 3.

Even if you have a little dong, I cannot recommend Jenny. breasts are real, and somewhat saggy, but nice. skin loose but ok. pussy shallow. she also told me she wasnt into sex anymore, so I suggested she find another line of work. help her do that by avoiding her. it's not worth your dough.

Gauge

03-22-06, 15:55

Anyone have any new updated information on any AMP's near the Federal Center SW Metro stop?

If so, please PM me.

Thanks,

Gauge

Jack6699

03-22-06, 17:50

I will be visiting DC and wondering if anyone could suggest some FS AMPS-thanks for your help

VanDriver

03-22-06, 23:47

I will be visiting DC and wondering if anyone could suggest some FS AMPS-thanks for your help

We don't have any here! In fact, we don't know about what you are speaking.

Whoah28

03-22-06, 23:48

I will be visiting DC and wondering if anyone could suggest some FS AMPS-thanks for your helpJack,

Although I don't have as many posts as you, I'll say what the more senior posters might say: Read and read. What they talk about is what they suggest for an AMP. (if in the history section they mention FS, then you found your answer)

A better question might be; what publication (yellow pages, daily newspaper, weekly paper, or other) would be the best place to find the AMP's address and phone numbers, for the ones you mention on this site, for a visiter like you (or me)? (and the name of the publication?)

Muff Scout

03-22-06, 23:51

Jack,

Before any of us answer your question, I thought it would be nice, by way of introduction, to review your forum career.

Your first Post from Providence.

What is the recipe for FS at Cheaters?
Your second post from Orlando.

Any FS AMPS in Orlando?
Your third post, also from Orlando. Woo Hoo!

What are the best possibilities for FS in Orlando area? AMPS, Escorts, etc.
Your fourth post on the DC board.

I will be visiting DC and wondering if anyone could suggest some FS AMPS-thanks for your help
In summary, four posts, all requesting info on FS at an amp. To recap, number of times you requested info, four. Number of times you provided info, zero.

This forum is for guys to exchange info on getting laid. The key word in that last sentence is EXCHANGE. The mongers on the other boards either ignored you or jumped on your ass. Don't you get it yet?

When you finally provide some info, maybe we will help you out.

Muff Scout

Hugh Jardon

03-22-06, 23:52

We don't have any here! In fact, we don't know about what you are speaking.
Yup, I don't know what he's talking about, either.

Spoondog

03-23-06, 00:14

Wuz up lovedacoot, it's hit or miss at happiness. I've had some great times their and some that made me not want to return. But, I will say this; Call ahead for Mimi and don't be late because Mimi will rock your world. I actually think she enjoys what she does.

Spoondog

03-23-06, 00:24

Suggestion to the board: AMP award rankings to our best girls in all our amps in DC and N.VA.; You guys know alot of these girls read our board and would probably get a good laugh out of it all.

LoveLOS

03-23-06, 00:32

Guage,
The AMPs haven't moved, and as far as I know, the metro stops are pretty much in the same place since the last summary report a exactly one month ago today... AMP address list

Jackass,
I'll kindly respond to all of your posts for your entire, pathetic career on USG:

1. The recipe for FS at cheaters is to ask the girl if she dates. If not, move on.
2. Yes, they are FS to regular customers, but not to newbies. Ya gotta go twice. Sorry.
3. Escorts would be your best bet, see answer #2
4. Huge Hard-on and Vanman have their facts in order, absolutely correct... Try somewhere else, we only get hand jobs in DC. Don't believe me? Then fucking read the FUCKING FORUM and figure it out for your fucking self....

No, let me think here... No, we are incorrect, we apparently forgot!!! H & H flotation is guaranteed FS every time, absolutely. If you can't get laid there, quit mongering.

KUDOS to the Muffdiver for bringing Jackie Cowgirl's illustrious career to the forefront! I didn't have to spend any effort to see what a lame, lazy-ass member you are! Take his advice. I realize you are not good at research, so for your convenience, here is a link to his post... If you can find it, read the last two paragraphs...

Oh, I almost forgot, welcome to DC, hope you have fun. Jackin off's a b1tch, ain't it?

LoveLOS

LennP

03-23-06, 03:02

Is Cookie at Happiness the same Cookie reported on previously? Iwent to Happiness and recieved a plain table shower followd by a 30 Second massage, then about a 30 second hj, then about 30 seconds of cbj, then 30 seconds of cg, follwed by uninspired mish. Then I recieved a painful massage which ended about 20 minutes before my hour was up. Then we were done. I would definately not visit her again.

Drew Park

03-23-06, 07:20

I will be visiting DC and wondering if anyone could suggest some FS AMPS-thanks for your help

Let me be the first to help you!

Here in the DC area Full Service can be had at selected gas stations and at some toll booths on area toll roads. The signs are prominent.

Member #4338

03-23-06, 09:21

Gentlemen,

Don't say I never did anything for you. Jenny at Happiness has to be in the top 5 worst experiences for me at AMPs up and down the eastern seaboard.

I was in town recently and didn't have time to get out to see my new ATF so I stopped in to Happiness. I asked about Bebe and got the disappointing news that "She's on vacation" (meaning she's gone for good). Fortunately for me, the Coots Jenny must have been busy. I was offered a mini-lineup of Coco and Cookie. I selected Coco but Cookie looked as if she would have turned out much the same.

Coco is 26, 5' 5", 130 lbs (yeah a little chunky but in an OK sort of way), long brown hair, nice face and natural 33 B's.

LARS Rating
Face 6.5
Body 6
TS 6
Attitude 7
Service 6

If the mamasan at Happiness monitors this board (and I have every reason to believe she does), it seems you need to get some new talent along the lines of the departed Angel and Mimi. Nuff said.

Be safe.

Lax

PS: Coot, welcome to the DC board! We pounce on noobs who don't contribute and deservedly so. We also welcome guys like you who get it right straight out of the box. Congrats!

Mighty Spearsman

03-23-06, 11:49

I will be visiting DC and wondering if anyone could suggest some FS AMPS-thanks for your help
What is it about the DC board that attracts these a-holes? I also post regularly in CT and NYC and less regularly in Houston, and don't recall ever seeing as many requests for info by lazy newbies as on the DC board.

Strange, especially because the DC board is far more organized than most other USA SG boards, with regular summary reports posted every couple of months.

Maybe the politician types in DC are are too stupid to know how to read?

LoveLos, the quote I heard is a bit different "Jack6699 is so lazy that he married a pregnant woman"

******************

In any case, Hugh Jardon and vandriver are correct - the AMPs here in town are strictly for non-contact massages and muscular training. Jack6699 would be far better off to stay home and continue to jerk off.

Member #4338

03-23-06, 12:54

Guage,
The AMPs haven't moved, and as far as I know, the metro stops are pretty much in the same place since the last summary report a exactly one month ago today

LoveLOS:

Where have you been, dude?? (On second thought don't answer that! ;) )

Gauge, LL is all f**ked up as usual. WMATA has indeed relocated a couple of Metro stops. For instance, the Dupont Circle stop is now over by RFK. I recommend that you stop a Police Officer on the street, tell him/her that you are trying to locate an AMP and ask them for directions to the nearest Metro stop. Good hunting and welcome to DC.

Lax

VanDriver

03-23-06, 14:26

Let me be the first to help you!

Here in the DC area Full Service can be had at selected gas stations and at some toll booths on area toll roads. The signs are prominent.

That's probably the funniest post I've read. Good one!

Hominem

03-23-06, 22:45

First time poster here.

I had some craving for Korean last night, so I headed over to DT around midnight. After withdrawing funds from the monger ATM, I headed up the stairs where I was met by mamasan who knows me and let me in.

I was introduced to four girls. One was a non-standard issue...huge breasts (natural), big ass, and big thighs. Looked more Thai to me. I went with May who was just my type...5'5, slim, nicely enhanced rack, and had a beautiful face with long hair. 25 yo.

TS was decent...she was very playful and flirtatious. Back in the room, she takes off her clothes to reveal a really nice body with an unshaven snatch that was bordering on au naturale. I tell her that she has a nice body, but she said that she doesn't like it. She hops on the table and gives me a really nice, long massage.

After the massage, I tell her that I need to go pee. While I was taking a leak, Jay, not knowing someone was inside, throws open the door. She lets out a little scream, and then in Korean jokingly yells at me for scaring her. It had been more than a year and a half ago since I last saw Jay, but she gave me a warm hug and kiss on the cheek. She asked me if I still had her number from way back when, and to call or text her.

Meawhile, May appears from out of nowhere, and escorts me back to the room. May gives me a decent CBJ with good sucking action, but then tells me that she is tired and that I have to do all of the work. After some light-hearted banter, I get on top and start doing my thing. We switch to doggy and I go at it for a while. At this point, she starts asking me why I'm not coming. I switch to standing mish, which usually gets me off but still no go. She pulls me out and starts rubbing Junior and playing with my balls to get me going. It kind of works and then she puts me back in her for some standard mish where I nutted after a couple of more mins.

Overall, it was standard DT service. I felt kind of rushed but she was a trooper until the end. She also said that she's going on vacation, to Flushing for a couple of days, and then back to LA.

Looks: 8
Body: 8 (enhanced; large B or maybe C? not good at this)

Pumpkinhead

03-24-06, 07:03

First time poster here.

Looked more Thai to me.
In what way?

Paco2888

03-24-06, 08:49

Was hoping to see Linda at Royal but was told she won't be back until Mar 26, so I elected to finally meet Sofia CPHC whom I have seen walking around before, but never scheduled. Experience was just OK. She's very attractive with nice natural features and certainly pleasant. However, it wasn't a Koni or a Sugee event. So-so CBJ, light massage, TS not too bad. Maybe I'm just jaded. Standard rates.

VanDriver

03-24-06, 11:16

Earlier this week I had the PLEASURE of meeting Sophia @ CPHC.

She is tall (about 5'8"), very tan, nice large B or small C cups, nice non-typical Asian rear end, nice legs. Definately, not a skinny Asian lady, but very HOT in my opinion.

Standard AMP procedures. I haven't been to CPHC in awhile, so this was the first time I had a sauna there. It was very nice on a cold 2nd day of spring.

The look she gives when providing the service and the touch of her hands almost wanted to make me tell her that I loved her! DAMN GOOD.

Seniors and trusted members may PM for details... But, not you num-nuts with no intel ever provided.

I WILL REPEAT... So, keep out of my way!

Muff Scout

03-24-06, 11:29

KUDOS to the Muffdiver for bringing Jackie Cowgirl's illustrious career to the forefront!

Dude, I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants. I especially like your link to my report. Classic.

Van, Paco, which is it with Sophia. She is either average or the greatest thing since the invention of beer.

Intercourse, what kind of fucking question was that?

Lax, I've heard some metro stops have been relocated. Thanks for the head's up:)

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

VanDriver

03-24-06, 12:02

Dude, I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants. I especially like your link to my report. Classic.

Van, Paco, which is it with Sophia. She is either average or the greatest thing since the invention of beer.

Intercourse, what kind of fucking question was that?

Lax, I've heard some metro stops have been relocated. Thanks for the head's up:)

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

For me, I thought she was very good. Not Mimi @ Sun, but she really turned me on!

Maybe it was just my devastating good looks. LOL.

Actually, I thought I had read somewhere that Sophia had really big breasts. So, that's the reason I went to see her.

Unfortunately, my memory must have been incorrect because she did not have really big breasts, but she was very sexy and sensual...especially during the TS.

Of course, these opinions are only mine and that's the best thing about this board: we can share our thoughts and opinions about various providers without recourse.

I stand behind the fact that I will repeat.

Muff Scout

03-24-06, 12:37

Of course, these opinions are only mine and that's the best thing about this board: we can share our thoughts and opinions about various providers without recourse.

I stand behind the fact that I will repeat.
Well good golly Miss Molly. I guess you put me in my place:p

I just hope nobody is standing behind you when you repeat:eek:

Safe hunting to all, and here's hoping some of you get the gift of a sense of humour for your next birthday.

Muff (the misunderstood) Scout

VanDriver

03-24-06, 13:00

Well good golly Miss Molly. I guess you put me in my place:p

I just hope nobody is standing behind you when you repeat:eek:

Safe hunting to all, and here's hoping some of you get the gift of a sense of humour for your next birthday.

Muff (the misunderstood) Scout

I hope you were kidding... Or, maybe I was wrong in my the way I wrote my sentiments.

In no way did I mean to be condescending, mean, etc.

If it came off that way, I am VERY sorry.

Muff Scout

03-24-06, 13:06

I hope you were kidding...
No problems mate.

Never took it seriously in the first place:)

Geez, do I have that much of a reputation of being a hardass:confused:

Muff (the kind and gentle) Scout

Paco2888

03-24-06, 13:39

For me, I thought she was very good. Not Mimi @ Sun, but she really turned me on!

Maybe it was just my devastating good looks. LOL.

Actually, I thought I had read somewhere that Sophia had really big breasts. So, that's the reason I went to see her.

Unfortunately, my memory must have been incorrect because she did not have really big breasts, but she was very sexy and sensual...especially during the TS.

Of course, these opinions are only mine and that's the best thing about this board: we can share our thoughts and opinions about various providers without recourse.

I stand behind the fact that I will repeat.Gents,

I think my review came across harsher than intended, but Van provided an excellent baseline when he used Mimi as an example. Spot on. I agree with him on her looks (and size of breasts--lol). And, as I said, she is very personable and does a good job with the heavy breathing act. However, there's no (at least in my case) LFK, DFK, AR, etc. FS is there with the usual positions. YMMV.

delcotrouble

03-24-06, 15:17

Based on a few guys who PM'd me, I decided to try DT.

It was a pretty good experience overall, but not at the top of the chart.

First - what is it with the unused (dusty) exercise equipment. Do they think that is fooling anyone?

Annie is cute, has a great body and overly enhanced funbags (hate that).

Face 8
Body 8
TS 6
Attitude 8
Service 7

Overall, I would probably try another provider before trying her again, though her CBJ technique is very deep!

Thanks for all of the advice and I will be back!

Jack

Pumpkinhead

03-24-06, 19:36

Intercourse, what kind of fucking question was that?
Muff Scout

English.

I was down at CPHC last night. Just popped in. The mamasan Park asked me if I called and I said yes. She led me to the the room by the Sauna. She then began to tell me not to talk so much on the phone because you need to be careful these days. I said okay but gave her this look that said I don't know what the phook you be tawking about.
I asked to see the girls but she all were busy except one, Sophia. She, indeed, was hot. Not skinny but pretty hot. She goes out and after I take off all my clothes Mamsan comes back in and asks me if my name is Michael. I said no, my name ain't Michael. It's Dick, is there a problem? She says yes, Michael, I thought you were Michael because he has an appointment at 8:30. If you wait a little bit in the TV room and he doesn't show up by 8:31 you can have a go at Sophia but otherwise you are sheeetz out of luck. Guess what, I waited about ten minutes reading an outdated TIME magazine, watched some Travel TV only to be sheetz out of luck!

Muff Scout

03-24-06, 19:51

Question from Muff Scout

What kind of answer to my question was that?
Answer from Intercourse

Retarded

What an intellect;)

Safe hunting to all.

Muff (the guy who can't understand why some people ask dumb questions and then won't admit it) Scout

Pumpkinhead

03-24-06, 20:11

Question from Muff Scout

Answer from Intercourse

What an intellect;)

Safe hunting to all.

Muff (the guy who can't understand why some people ask dumb questions and then won't admit it) Scout

Yes, you are the genius you think you are.

Muff Scout

03-24-06, 20:38

Yes, you are the genius you think you are.
You still don't get it.

Seems simple to me, but then again, my parents are not brother and sister.

Hope all you DC brothers have a great weekend.

Muff Scout

Hominem

03-24-06, 21:41

In what way?Facial features and complexion. If you find out, let me know if I'm wrong.

Yellofvr

03-24-06, 22:01

I haven't seen this kind of playful bantor on this board in while. I guess we're due.

fvr

VanDriver

03-24-06, 22:05

[QUOTE=Intercourse]English.

Actually, a similar thing happened to me when I visited CPHC earlier in the week.

The Mamasan is a stickler for timeliness. I arrived about 5 minutes late after traveling for about an hours, and she gave my provider away. In retrospect, it was my fault for not calling to say I was running a little late.

The moral of the story is, "If you have an appointment and are running late, CALL".

And, don't be a Dick and say that you do have an appointment (if you don't) and are the monger that Mamasan suggests you are (if you are not) and screw it up for your fellow monger.

Muff Scout

03-24-06, 22:07

I haven't seen this kind of playful bantor on this board in while. I guess we're due.

fvr
Now there goes a brother with a sense of humour.

You go Vandriver. I got your back buddy.

Muff Scout

Loop Vet

03-25-06, 01:32

I like it when Muff comes to the DC board.

I too got your back, Van. And the rest of you monkeys...

ps - where the hell are my smiley options when I reply?

Pumpkinhead

03-25-06, 02:55

You still don't get it.

Seems simple to me, but then again, my parents are not brother and sister.

Hope all you DC brothers have a great weekend.

Muff Scout

You're not only a genius but you've got an excellent sense of humor as well. Say hello to your brother and sister for me.

Muff Scout

03-25-06, 10:20

You're not only a genius but you've got an excellent sense of humor as well. Say hello to your brother and sister for me.
Never-Had-Intercourse,

Congratulations on your eleventh post. I noticed a disturbing trend however. The last three were about me. You do know this forum is dedicated to men exchanging information on having sex with women? I'm starting to wonder about you. You seem to have this strange fixation.

Since your last four posts were nonsensical and borderline illiterate, I have concluded that either your parents were exposed to radiation during an atomic bomb test in the 50's, or you were dropped on your head as a child, or you did some serious drugs in college, or most likely, you are just obtuse.

Now go away dumbass and let the big boys discuss important matters.

Loop, good to hear from you dude. I enjoy reading the DC board. It's the best-organized one I have ever seen. Why is it that west coast dumbasses seem to find their way here? Remember that dick bag last month who just popped up and requested info?

Think I'm in the mood to spank some Thai kitty, or maybe Chinese, or Japanese, or Malaysian. Gee, I get so confused, they all look alike when they are upside down:)

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

PS, Never-Had-Intercourse Boy, if you reply, please don't be offended if I don't respond until late this evening. I plan on going on a daylong muff safari.

Member #4338

03-25-06, 10:52

Didn't the Beach Boys do that one ;)

Harley Dude 29

03-25-06, 18:57

Crazy Dick

03-25-06, 23:29

Got a little touch of lunch time Yellow Fever, so thought I would cure it at 14K (old Sky), I havn't been there in about 6 months. Mamason sent Mina in for the treatment. She is 24, about 5'4", not a bad all natural bod, ~34B's, 110 lbs. I'll save you the goory details. Everything was sub-par, though she was a good student in the French arts. Spent less than my hour. On the way out Mamasan ask how she was, all I could do is to shake my head. She said come back that she had better girls. It will be another 6+ months till I come back.

The experence was so unsatisfying that my Yellow Fever started acting up again. I call Royal, and asked for Linda. Was told she was on vacation till the 25th. So decided to visit Coco at Sun. I really wanted her B2B TS. She seemed happy to see me, though I hadn't seen her in about 4 months. While in the TS, I asked her if she need a show. She said that the manager wouldn't let her do her famous B2B TS. You should have seen the look of disapointment on my face. We did end up with a very good session.

I'm trying to find a replacement for Mimi. If anyone has any suggestions the would be appreciated !

Crazy Dick
(So Many AMP's So Little Money)

VanDriver

03-26-06, 10:03

Visited Mirage today, as it was on the list and I had not had the honor of visiting. It was really slow, and was immediately greeted by Miki. Very nice lady with typical AMP look of B tits, and no ass. Ok TS and she asked permission to clean everything. That was a little hint, but she did a good job once she got started.

Back to the room, and she is going some kind of pushing on my back, not quite sure what, and she says "no work today" I asked her what meant, and she said " I no work today" WTF. I figured this was going down hill fast and almost ended the session then, but decided to stick it out. She continued on with whatever she was doing, and then went on to the main course, and never missed a beat.

I think this is what could be chalked up to language challenges, but it did concern me in the short period of time. She is pretty good, but complained about being tired, and as an old man, I can't go that long, so don't know how she would do with you stamina men. Give her a try, and see what you think.

I've found that whenever I visit an AMP during the daylight hours, the provider typically asks, "No work today"?

I think that they must feel if it is daytime and we're not working at THAT moment, we must not have "work today".

I too would chalk it up to a language challenge.

Unclejed

03-26-06, 11:32

I stopped at a well-known Vermont St location the other day, and Jay came in. She seems to be kind of famous, so I thought some of you mongers may be interested to know that she is back. She said that she was in Korea for awhile. By the way, she got a pair of enlargements while she was there.

There was a lot of sawing and drilling noises, so I asked Jay what was going on. She said that they are building a new shower room. I wondered what the construction workers think when they see girls prancing around in little bitty bikinis. I know I would ask for my pay in barter if I was one of them, and I would drag the job out as much as possible.

Hominem

03-26-06, 19:10

I couldn't help going back to DT following my recent visit. Arrived in the wee hours of Saturday night (or Sunday morning). I had the bum luck of getting there a few minutes after a group of 3-4 Korean guys showed up, so I was put in the holding cell in the back until my girl was finished.

I waited in the holding cell for a good 15 minutes or so, and had a good view down the hallway. Based on the four girls that I had seen earlier in the week and the 1-2 other girls that I saw walking around with other mongers, I say that the quality of girls at DT right now is probably a little below average overall. If you're interested in going, I'd wait a couple of weeks until some new talent shows up.

In any case, I was led to a room and waited for Jay to arrive. She opened up the door and was happy to see me. She gave me a kiss, lightly squeezed Junior and asked if he had missed her. There's nothing on this Board that has not been already said about Jay, so I won't belabor the point. I did notice that she had lost some weight and was generally slimmer than before. She also looked refreshed and more engergized after coming back from sabattical. I know that those girls get only about 4 hours of sleep each night while working. (I personally think that DT overworks the girls too much, and would benefit by closing a couple of hours earlier to give the girls some rest, rather than trying to squeeze ever dollar out of the day). Anyway, great girl and great service overall. Very attentive and patient.

Mighty Spearsman

03-27-06, 03:25

Visited Mirage today, as it was on the list and I had not had the honor of visiting. It was really slow, and was immediately greeted by Miki. Very nice lady with typical AMP look of B tits, and no ass. Ok TS and she asked permission to clean everything. That was a little hint, but she did a good job once she got started.

Back to the room, and she is going some kind of pushing on my back, not quite sure what, and she says "no work today" I asked her what meant, and she said " I no work today" WTF. I figured this was going down hill fast and almost ended the session then, but decided to stick it out. She continued on with whatever she was doing, and then went on to the main course, and never missed a beat.

I think this is what could be chalked up to language challenges, but it did concern me in the short period of time. She is pretty good, but complained about being tired, and as an old man, I can't go that long, so don't know how she would do with you stamina men. Give her a try, and see what you think.
I might be wrong, but here's my take on that subject.

I usually hit a DC AMP during the afternoon, since my evenings are usually booked with business dinners or visits with old friends (I don't live in DC, just visit a lot for my job).

Whenever i have gone during the afternoon, I've always been asked that same question "no work today?" and I always thought that it meant that the girl was asking me if I was working that afternoon or not. And I've always truthfully replied "I finished work early today," and the girls have always seemed satisfied with that answer.

So maybe this is what Miki was asking you?

Mighty Spearsman

03-27-06, 03:30

I stopped at a well-known Vermont St location...

There was a lot of sawing and drilling noises, so I asked Jay what was going on. She said that they are building a new shower room. I wondered what the construction workers think when they see girls prancing around in little bitty bikinis. I know I would ask for my pay in barter if I was one of them, and I would drag the job out as much as possible.
Reminds me of the last couple of years, when the well-known Hong Kong Spa in Waterbury underwent an expansion while remaining open. The work seemed to drag on a lot longer than expected, I'm sure the construction guys were in no rush to finish. And I'll bet that at least some of the costs of renovation were paid for "in kind."

Bill88

03-28-06, 12:13

I will refrain from visiting DT after work. The place was bedlam, mongers going in going out, construction workers building a second shower. No privacy. I could hear the worker's conversation clearly. They in turn could hear all the noise coming from mongers and providers.

I had no choice of providers. May was the name and rush rush was the game. In and out in 34 minutes though I paid .6 house and $.

No washing of mianus. No tongue. Firm massage OK. CBJ and mish. Rock hard bolt on units. Easy on the eye. Will not repeat.

Saw the great Jai, and made mental note to visit her soon. On way out saw another girl with Jai's build, and nice tan. Was told her name was Princess. Any one with info on her please do share. PM if necessary.

Thanks

Bill

Bill88

03-28-06, 12:22

Reminds me of the last couple of years, when the well-known Hong Kong Spa in Waterbury underwent an expansion while remaining open. The work seemed to drag on a lot longer than expected, I'm sure the construction guys were in no rush to finish. And I'll bet that at least some of the costs of renovation were paid for "in kind."

I understand construction has been going on for a month, with no end in site. You may be right about work being delayed because of the novelty of the activities at the site.

I have built a luxury bathrooms in less than two weeks. But of course I don't know the circumstances of this project.

Bill

Member #4338

03-28-06, 15:00

I had no choice of providers. May was the name and rush rush was the game. In and out in 34 minutes though I paid .6 house and $.

This is exactly why I have not gone, and will not go to DT until there are positive reports on changes there. It's just a ripoff for them to collect for a one hour session and then to rush you out the door in half that time. There must be enough of you guys out there that put up with this BS, however, as apparently business is booming.

DT's treatment of its customers stands in stark contrast to some of the other well known establishments that don't give you the bums rush and, in fact, reward your loyalty with a VIP card.

Just my $.02.

Lax

LexLuther

03-28-06, 17:06

Lax,

Bum's rush. That's a term you don't hear much these days. Lex remember when he was a child living near railroad tracks. Hoboes would often knock on the door asking to be fed or for money. Lex's mom would sometimes feed them. On other occasions she would give them the "bum's rush."

Lex

Dizzyjazz

03-28-06, 21:01

Hominem

03-29-06, 00:36

On way out saw another girl with Jai's build, and nice tan. Was told her name was Princess. Any one with info on her please do share. PM if necessary.

Thanks

Bill[/QUOTE]Did Princess have curly/crimped dyed brown hair, medium build with some meat on the bone (e.g., bigger than someone like May), round face, and kind of tall around 5'6? Trying to make sure that I'm thinking of the right girl.

MoonView

03-29-06, 16:58

Came out of CPHHC at about 5pm this evening and was stroling back through the alley.

As I exited the alley I caught site of a woman with a video camera taping me as I walked away.

A bit disconcerting to say the least.

Anybody ever hear/experience such a thing.

Not sure what they can do with the tape.

Needless to say, I won't be heading back there anytime soon.

Though I'm not a regular poster, thought it would be worth sharing the warning.

All the best!

Next time just pull a Santino 'Sonny' Corleone("The Godfather" 1972) on them...smash the camera, throw $50 on the ground and tell them to get the hell out of your face!

MnV

Whoah28

03-29-06, 19:34

Came out of CPHHC at about 5pm this evening and was stroling back through the alley.

As I exited the alley I caught site of a woman with a video camera taping me as I walked away.

A bit disconcerting to say the least.

Anybody ever hear/experience such a thing.

Not sure what they can do with the tape.

Needless to say, I won't be heading back there anytime soon.

Though I'm not a regular poster, thought it would be worth sharing the warning.

All the best!My understanding:

Legally anyone is allowed to photograph / tape anyone that happens to be in public without needing permission.(assuming non-sexual content)

It is what they do with it, which is the issue. They cannot post publically and claim that they seen individual A did xyz or is an xyz.

BlueTick

03-29-06, 21:49

Came out of CPHHC at about 5pm this evening and was stroling back through the alley.

As I exited the alley I caught site of a woman with a video camera taping me as I walked away.

A bit disconcerting to say the least.

Anybody ever hear/experience such a thing.

Not sure what they can do with the tape.

Needless to say, I won't be heading back there anytime soon.

Though I'm not a regular poster, thought it would be worth sharing the warning.

All the best!I suppose the tape could be used for (1) TV news, (2) web clip, (3) blackmail attempt if they can figure out who you are. Or maybe grab a frame and post it here on the Photo Gallery? ;-)

VanDriver

03-29-06, 23:26

Came out of CPHHC at about 5pm this evening and was stroling back through the alley.

As I exited the alley I caught site of a woman with a video camera taping me as I walked away.

A bit disconcerting to say the least.

Anybody ever hear/experience such a thing.

Not sure what they can do with the tape.

Needless to say, I won't be heading back there anytime soon.

Though I'm not a regular poster, thought it would be worth sharing the warning.

All the best!

Was she in the parking lot in the back area or down the stairs by Subway?

Wayward One

03-30-06, 04:36

DC Reviews
2006
====

This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from January 2006 to March 29, 2006.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

mp thread = [tt] (for "this thread")

Sun (31)
===
coco - 3/25/06 - crazy dick (+) [tt]
Tiffany - 3/21/06 - vaspaman (?) [tt]
April - 3/16/06 - slowfloyd (?) [tt]
April - 3/8/06 - vandriver (?) [tt]
April - 3/7/06 - vandriver (?)
Coco - 3/3/06 - vandriver (?) [tt]
Cookie - 2/18/06 - vandriver (-) [tt]
Coco - 2/17/06 - drummerboy (+)
Nana - 2/17/06 - slowfloyd (+)
Cherry - 2/16/06 - Crew dawg (+)
Coco - 2/15/06 - Tonto (+)
Paris - 2/10/06 - skeetm (+) [tt]
Angel - 2/6/06 - Laxman#2 (+)
sophia - 2/5/06 - Dave GD (-) [tt]
Coco - 2/3/06 - Bastosboy (?)
Coco - 2/2/06 - dspomega1007 (+)
Yo-yo - 2/2/06 - LoveLOS (-)
Coco - 1/29/06 - Ready (+)
Coco - 1/29/06 - Gulliver (?)
Angel - 1/24/06 - Black Yogi (+)
Coco - 1/21/06 - BigTigger (+)
coco - 1/13/06 - Handiman66 (+)
??? - 1/13/06 - Dcnova (?)
Coco - 1/13/06 - drummerboy (+)
Angel - 1/12/06 - Mr Boh (+)
Coco - 1/12/06 - moonview (+)
Angel - 1/12/06 - Laxman #2 (+)
Mimi - 1/9/06 - vaspaman (?)
Angel - 1/9/06 - vaspaman (-)
Sue - 1/7/06 - Mr Boh (+)
Coco - 1/7/06 - LoveLOS (+)

CPHC (14)
====
Sophia - 3/24/06 - vandriver (+) [tt]
Sophia - 3/24/06 - paco28 (?) [tt]
Sophia - 3/17/06 - ravensfan (+) [tt]
Sophia - 3/10/06 - Jimmy Stewart (?) [tt]
Sunny - 3/10/06 - webnet (+) [tt]
Koni - 3/3/06 - LoveLOS (+)
??? - 3/2/06 - Yellofvr (+) [tt]
Koni - 2/27/06 - Benchdog447 (+) [tt]
Chewi - 2/8/06 - GreyHare (+) *
Koni - 1/24/06 - Easy monger (+)
Paula - 1/13/06 - smithgcp (+)
Soogee - 1/6/06 - paco2888 (+)
Suzy - 1/5/06 - Rocky11 (+)
Paula - 1/1/06 - Poodle (+)

Downtown (13)
========
May - 3/28/06 - Bill88 (-) [tt]
Jay - 3/26/06 - Hominem (+) [tt]
Annie - 3/24/06 - delcotrouble (?) [tt]
May - 3/23/06 - Hominem (+) [tt]
May - 3/16/06 - Colts301 (+) [tt]
Penny - 3/14/06 - Hugh Jardon (+) [tt]
Penny - 3/10/06 - Webnet (+) [tt]
Beth - 2/26/06 - Bill88 (?) [tt]
Coffee - 1/28/06 - Vamonger (+)
Sarah - 2/21/06 - kevluc (-) [tt]
Gina - 1/6/06 - ravensfan (+)
Mink - 1/3/06 - Bronze Hornet (+)
Mink - 1/2/06 - Bobby M (+)

Happiness (10)
=========
Coco - 3/23/06 - Laxman#2 (?) [tt]
Cookie - 3/23/06 - LennP (-) [tt]
jenny - 3/21/06 - lovedacoot (-) [tt]
Sue - 3/19/06 - Oh 2BYoung (+) [tt]
Sue - 3/14/06 - Laxman #2 (+) [tt]
Angie - 3/11/06 - LoveLOS (?) [tt]
Bebe - 2/23/06 - Laxman 32 (+) [tt]
Mimi - 2/9/06 - Laxman #2 (?) [tt]
Miki - 1/19/06 - Vamonger (?)
Hanna - 1/12/06 - Gulliver (+)

Supra (6)
=====
Nauty - 1/22/06 - wilburdj (+)
Blue - 3/12/06 = Dlrzboy (-) [tt]
Blue - 3/10/06 - webnet (+) [tt]
Jeanie - 2/24/06 - Vamonger (+) [tt]
Nada - 2/22/06 - Dc Boy (+) [tt]
Blue - 1/10/06 - Yellofvr (+) - listed as dupont

14K
===
Mina - 3/26/06 - Crazy Dick (-) [tt]
Jenny - 2/13/06 - Boberati (+)
Bonnie - 1/24/06 - Bruce52 (+)
Yoyo - 2//27/06 - Blueyed Devil (?) [tt]

IHC (Mini)
==========
Young - 1/23/06 - Laxman #2 (+)
Young - 1/10/06 - Laxman #2 (+)
Young - 1/6/06 - Laxman #2 (+)

OK
==
Sunny - 2/7/06 - Bastsosboy (+)
Su - 1/13/06 - Mister pinky (?)
Coffee - 1/9/06 - Renegade99 (+)

Royal
=====
Linda - 3/4/06 - Jack B nimble (+)
Linda - 2/17/06 - LoveLOS (+) [tt]
Linda - 2/15/06 - Dayrider (+) [tt]

Oriental
========
Nana - 3/20/06 - Crash11 (+) [tt]
Sue - 2/16/06 - Rjfm48 (+) [tt]

Mirage (617 K)
======
Miki - 3/25/06 - harley dude 29 (?) [tt]
N/A - 2/17/06 - Woodley (+) [tt]

Accu-fitness
============
Hana - 1/11/06 - vandriver (-)

Hummingbird Spa
===============
info requested/address given - 1/22/06 - Dave GD

Mystery AMP:
============
2/2/06 Provders names ?? - LoveLOS (+)

HWC
===
Angie - 2/21/06 - Spoondog (+) [tt]
Mickey - 1/19/06 - Asian Shark (+)

Herndon
=======
??? - 3/15/06 - Andrewsted (?) [tt]

Closed
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Wayward One
All reports should be read as interactive fiction.

A John

03-30-06, 07:03

Was she in the parking lot in the back area or down the stairs by Subway?Good morning to all IM a newbie and I've just been sitting back reading and watching. I may be out of place here however if you're married there is a possibility your wife may be watching? Just a memory bubble. I had a very similar experience. Have a great day.

A JOHN

Drew Park

03-30-06, 07:29

They cannot post publically and claim that they seen individual A did xyz or is an xyz.

XYZ?

Wow, that's a new one. I know AMP, FS, BBBJ, CIM, AR, DATY, GFE, HR and most importantly RTFF but never heard of XYZ!

Member #4338

03-30-06, 09:05

Wayward One:

YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!! Great work as usual.

As Mighty Spearsman noted in a recent post, the DC board is one of the most organized boards on the USG. We all (Seniors, casual posters, visitors, noobs and lurkers) owe a lot to Wayward for his significant contribution to this board.

Lax

Jack B Nimble

03-30-06, 14:15

The good news is I did not hear any construction going on at DT. And the stairs were tolerable. The bad news .. well mixed thoughts about Annie. She is maybe slightly better than avergae looking, round face, very much girl next door type. But a great smile and nice attitude. Somewhat roundish body but firm, in good shape. Nice manmades. No real kissing to speak of. But she seemed to enjoy the show and be a real pro. Usual services. Did not care for the lacquered hair, however.

Dc Punter

03-30-06, 14:38

Been lurking for a while, but here's the virgin post. I was working late last night so I decided to end the night with a little release. This all took place between about 11:30pm and 12:30am. Since I work in the area, I headed south on 10th St to Royal / Happiness. I was walking on the opposite side of the street, and about a block away saw two black guys loitering around the entrances. I stopped near the big church there to watch them. Sure enough, they were purposefully in front of the entrances and not planning on going anywhere.

So I decided to see what was up and crossed the street. Immediately they started to try to engage me in conversation, also saying "we know why you are here." Well, this spooked me and I also didn't want to get jumped so I pretended I didn't know what they were talking about and kept going South to E st. I circled around, north up 11th (could see NWS obviously shuttered and closed) and check to see if they were still there. They were, so I continued North.

A little spooked, and disheartened to see the closed NWS I kept going North to K st and headed West. Got to 14K, but it looked closed too. I don't think I saw a report of it being closed. In fact, when you go down the stairs there, you see two doors - one is the entrance to 14k to your left as you descend but there is another one right in front of you that is usually closed. Looks like utilities behind that door or something. Anyway, last night it was open with a light on and people obviously down there. So I was against shafted. (Walked by during lunch today and it still looks closed.)

I continued on to DT, got past the broken public telephone on the second floor when I heard something upstairs. I stopped for a moment and then continued. There was an Asian guy on a folding chair right before the last set of stairs up to DT. I said hi, and he said "hi - I thought I heard someone come in, but then you stopped." And I said "well, I need to use a pay phone and they told me that there was one in this building, but the one I just saw is broken." (Thanks to this Board - I heard the pay phone excuse here.) He replies "well, there are no other pay phones here." And I said, ok, and left. I really didn't see any need to explain what I was doing at that point.

OK, so now I am 0-4, and quite frankly, the mood has left me. At the same time, I kind of see it as a challenge to find some place that is open and not dodgy circumstances. I decided I didn't want to go North to Supra, so I headed to 17th and I to see what was going on. When I got there, that block was full of Fox News trucks and cars. There were lots of people dressed up and it looked like they were having some kind of event at Eye Bar. Too many people. Last thing I need is to be caught on the news.

So that's it. It was a very strange night. Something didn't feel right about Royal/Happiness and the dude at DT was just weird. I went 0-5, so I had to go home and take matters into my own hands. Oh well.

I guess I'm curious as to whether people have any thoughts?

LoveLOS

03-30-06, 15:06

JBN,
Laquered hair and manmade knobs. Yiik. JMHO :)

WW1,
Yes, many kudos to you, my friend.

LL

Dizzyjazz

03-30-06, 21:18

Was she in the parking lot in the back area or down the stairs by Subway?She was in the alley in the back, which had been myt point of entry and exit.

I doubt the news angle, because my assumption is that they would be all up in my face.

My impression is that it is just an intimidation tactic, and it worked.

Xsailor

03-31-06, 00:55

Just got back from a session with May at DT. She is awsomely beautiful, unfortunately totally devoid of personality. On her behalf I will say tho that I went there after having excessive beers at Archies, so I have to asume some responsibility for her coping an attitude:-) Overall average TS, average(-) massage, no AR, but she did get down to business. Those who know me (when I'm partying hard) will know this is a complement to her... she hung in there and kept working multipe positions until the happy ending:-) I hope she hangs around a while cuz I'd like to repeat a bit more sober next time. Later Dudes.

XS

Xsailor

03-31-06, 01:05

To follow up on Bill88's report, I did not see any construction activity today, but is seems our experiences with May were similar.

XS

Bill88

03-31-06, 09:15

On way out saw another girl with Jai's build, and nice tan. Was told her name was Princess. Any one with info on her please do share. PM if necessary.

Thanks

BillDid Princess have curly/crimped dyed brown hair, medium build with some meat on the bone (e.g., bigger than someone like May), round face, and kind of tall around 5'6? Trying to make sure that I'm thinking of the right girl.[/QUOTE]

Hominem,
You describe the Princess I saw. Do tell.

Bill

Member #4338

03-31-06, 09:57

Hominem

03-31-06, 20:34

I continued on to DT, got past the broken public telephone on the second floor when I heard something upstairs. I stopped for a moment and then continued. There was an Asian guy on a folding chair right before the last set of stairs up to DT. I said hi, and he said "hi - I thought I heard someone come in, but then you stopped." And I said "well, I need to use a pay phone and they told me that there was one in this building, but the one I just saw is broken." (Thanks to this Board - I heard the pay phone excuse here.) He replies "well, there are no other pay phones here." And I said, ok, and left. I really didn't see any need to explain what I was doing at that point. Punter,

Nothing to be spooked about. The mid-40's Korean guy who sits in the folding chair before the last flight of stairs is affiliated with DT...that is, he's not some random monger who happened to be enjoying a smoke after coming down from a session upstairs. I agree, though, that it is kind of creepy to see him sitting in the dark there next to the window. I haven't asked mamasan about him but will do next time if I remember. My guess is that he's been bestowed with the role of "acting security" until they find some real muscle for the joint. Dont' ask me why he doesn't sit inside where he can enjoy the view, but I understand culturally how he would feel awkward. Btw, I once had a good conversation with one of the security guys at DT when I was hanging out in the back kitchen. They do NOT get any workplace benefits. I don't know about you, but that's the first thing I would have negotiated! ;)

Hominem

Sleazebum

04-01-06, 14:24

Took a bag of tangerines with me to HWC and had a session with TINA. Normal fare for HWC, tall, young, smallish boobs, and beautiful!

Massage really sucked, but that was fine because when the time came she did too!

It is always good there at HWC!

JJ

Dc Punter

04-01-06, 16:53

Mamsan at Happiness said they were getting a whole new crew a few days ago. Reports and ratings on the new talent are needed.Thanks Lax. I'll report back if I end up going this weekend.

Has anybody definitively found out what the deal is with the greeter at DT? Who is he? And why is he there? Most importantly, when is he NOT there?

In my last post I forgot to mention that as I was leaving the building, I heard the mamasan open the door and yell something to the dude. Of course I had no idea what she said.

14K - went by last night around 8pm. I think it is closed. Can anyone else confirm?

A John

04-02-06, 09:43

Thanks Lax. I'll report back if I end up going this weekend.

Has anybody definitively found out what the deal is with the greeter at DT? Who is he? And why is he there? Most importantly, when is he NOT there?

In my last post I forgot to mention that as I was leaving the building, I heard the mamasan open the door and yell something to the dude. Of course I had no idea what she said.

14K - went by last night around 8pm. I think it is closed. Can anyone else confirm?He's usually not there during the day. He's there for security reasons as they've been robbed in the recent past. When I was there last weekend with Jay I ask her and she informed me.

Dutch Treat

04-02-06, 18:14

LexLuther

04-02-06, 19:54

Dutch Treat,

No offence intended. However do you really want to DFK a gal who's just had her tongue up your arse and who in all likelihood provides this same service to most if not all of her customers?

Just curious.

Lex

RavensFan

04-03-06, 04:46

Did something different this week. Tried a very very well reviewed escort in dc, Alana. The reason I picked her is because I wanted to try hitting the backdoor for the first time. All I can say about this exp is, YMMV. I was very disappointed because there was no dfk and she said no anal this time. Should of ask for it before I started. The disappointment bugged me all week, so I decide to go to CPHC to make myself happy. Got there at 10pm Sunday night, CLOSED. Call the number, busy tone. Anyone know what is going on?

Remember reading something about downtown's jai and priness so decide to give them a try. Got to dt but didn't see either one, instead I was offer a line up of 3, may, bebe, and happy. All 3 look like a winner but happy stood out from the rest (she really stood out, she is 5"11 with out heel and blond hair) 25 yo, be cup, little meaty but not fat at all. Ts was ok, massage was above average, and main event was fun. She very seems to enjoy it. One funny thing, I did a little daty before she close her legs and stop me, but she allows me to finger.

Not sure I would repeat with her due to the seletion there, but she is worth a try. =)

Hominem

04-03-06, 14:06

Review: DT/Pepsi

Was back in DC, and wanted to check out my old haunt, so off to DT. No construction going on when I was there, but was busy with mongers. Many hot bods wandering around, but I was dealt and average one “Pepsi”. Typical K-gal: 30-something,5’4”, 130 lbs, small natural B’s, somewhat chunky in the midriff and thighs (but not terrible), untrimmed bush, nice dark love lips. OK shower, OK massage, brief AR, extended CBJ with major suckage with intense PM. Although thorough, a bit mechanical. CG/Mish/Doggie/Mish….viola. Certainly not a GFE as no DFK, eye contact or DATY allowed.

Rating: 6I didn't know that Pepsi was still around. I will definitely try again. Mamasan dealt me Pepsi more than one and a half months ago, before I started posting on this forum. Like DT said, Pepsi is on the older side. She is in her early to mid 30's, even though she told me that she was 27. Given her age, she doesn't have a tight body but is definitely still thin and fairly attractive, etc.

I liked her because she talked really really dirty during the entire session. For a Korean girl, she definitely had a colorful vocabulary. It was a real change, and I liked it! I don't know if I can write some of the stuff she said without my post being edited. But, while I was screwing her, she went on about doing another girl, about how she liked to be screwed, about her p*ssy, about all sorts of really explicit things. She also kept telling me to talk dirty to her and to look at her in the mirror while she was sucking or fucking me. Well, it worked because I nutted in record time.

After the session, she told me that next time I should ask for her and another girl at the same time, and she told me all the things that both of them would do to me (nothing that we don't already know or can imagine). Overall, I realize that it was all a well rehearsed act, but I was really blown away (in more ways than one, I guess). As she was cleaning up, with all of the time leftover, she told me a lot of details about her life including things about her former dating life, ex-bfs, provider friends, and their dating lives. I thought she had mentioned something about going on vacation but I guess I was wrong.

Dutch Treat

04-03-06, 16:04

Lex-

`Cuz it makes me feal reel gud, an' I like to git the gal reel gud an' durty fur U Lex.

Offence taken - if you've got health issues, take it to the health board on this site and spare us the thinly veiled pontification (i shure do hope these wurds ain't too big fur U Lex!).

Dutch

LexLuther

04-03-06, 16:50

DT,

No Dutch, your words are not too big for me. I believe I understood most of what you said. I seem to have touched a nerve. Sorry about that. I did not mean to pontificate and I did not mean my post as a health warning. The conventional wisdom seems to be that unless you have an open sore in your mouth, it is difficult to contract any serious diseases by kissing. The pH of saliva is thought not to provide a good environment for viruses and bacteria.

It was really a question to you, one monger to another. If you wish to DFK a provider who has licked the assholes of a dozen other guys that day before you got there, why that's just fine with old Lex. And from your heated response, I reckon you wish to do just that. There's no accounting for varying tastes, is there?

:)

Lex

Drew Park

04-03-06, 17:26

If you wish to DFK a provider who has licked the assholes of a dozen other guys that day before you got there, why that's just fine with old Lex.

Reminds me of an overheard comment after one fellow bragged he ate out his GF after doing her bareback.

"Jeez, man... that's like sucking your own dick by proxy..."

Jactionville

04-03-06, 18:41

Hello all. I am in D.C for 2 weeks and was wondering where the best amp is to go. Is there any near C Street and 6th street (Not far from the Air & Space museum)?

LexLuther

04-03-06, 18:51

Downtown Spa, at 1018 Vermont, is not too far from the mall, museums, etc. You could almost walk there. Drop the kids off, go for a long walk, then get the kinks worked out.

Or you could take the Metro's Blue or Orange Line. Get on at the Smithsonian station and head toward McPherson Square station where you will get off. It's cheap, safe, clean, etc. When you come up to the street, you'll be on 15th St. N.W. Just walk North and after you cross K St. you will be on Vermont Ave. When you go into the Smithsonian station, there will be maps in there which will help you get oriented as to where you are headed. From the Smithsonian station, you will go three stops at which point you will be at McPherson Square station.

Alternatively, you could take the Green/Yellow line which would be closer to 6th and C St. NW. You would enter the system at Archives-Navy (at 701 Pennsylvania Ave.), go one stop and change to the Red line at Gallery Place station. Then you would change again at Metro Center station where you would take the Blue line train and get off at the next stop which would be McPherson Square station. This would be less walking for you, but a bit more confusing perhaps.

You may wish to have a look at this website:

http://www.wmata.com/maps/metrorail_street_map.cfm

If you've never used the D.C. Metro before, when you go into the station there are ticket machines. You buy a ticket and put a certain value on it, say $5 or $10. Then you use your ticket by putting it into a machine which opens the gates for you to enter. When you leave the system you use it to exit and the system figures out how far you have travelled and deducts the appropriate amount from your paper ticket. You will get it back and can continue to use it until all of the value is gone. You can also add value at any station.

Good luck, happy mongering, and please post your experience for our enlightenment and enjoyment.

Lex

Sleazebum

04-03-06, 23:00

I sincerely hope you do not really believe that these women are doing the Asian thing bareback! How stupid do you think they are, anyway?

If you pay attention when they bring in the raincoat you will see they actually have either TWO raincoats or one raincoat and a dental dam.

They are not foolish enough to take the chance of either catching or giving some nasty diseases around!

So, if you want to kiss one, go for it! It will be just as clean as it can be, I can promise that! They don't want to catch anything that way either!

You might catch a cold from one of them but nothing more.

JJ

Odysseus 46

04-04-06, 07:43

I just spent a few days in DC. Soon after landing and checking into my hotel, I headed up Connecticut to Supra. There the mamasan chose Blue for me.

All went reasonably well, although as some have noted, Blue can be a little standoffish. She's a real looker, with a tiny anchor on her upper left arm and a little rhinestone dangling from her naval.

We got along just fine in the shower, the massage and after. My only objection was that she wasn't very agreeable to a really satisfactory DATY. She stopped me after about 30 seconds.

But then she hopped on for RCG, then we switched to mish and finally ended like doggies.

I enjoyed watching her push her hands against the wall as we finished.

I was her first customer that day, about noon, and she reminded me that, in so many words, the early bird gets more worms.

I found that she warmed up considerably as the session wore on, and I would give her a 9 in looks, an 8 in performance and an 8 in attitude.

I had planned to return for at least one more session, but then I got antsy and dropped into DT the next afternoon.

There I fell in lust with a statuesque and completely charming BiBi (or BeBe or, as she said it, "just BB").

What a woman she is. Late 20s, by my reckoning, with long black hair and a flawless, unmarked brown body. She's about 5' 6", but in her heels, she's up there. She's a little small on top, but just a little. All natural body, as she put it. I prefer all natural to hard baseballs.

We just played and had a lot of fun first time around, and she kept chuckling in a low voice.

When we got to the yummy oral stuff, she really got into it. Told me later that I had a very sweet mouth, which she backed up by cumming twice before we got to the main event.

I found it hard to tear myself away from that gorgeous Korean woman.

So I returned the next day and it all was only better than the first day. We both worked up quite a bit of heat, and during the 69 part, the view was magnificant: all pink and brown.

Appearance: 10. Performance: 10 Attitude: 10.

Yes, I know those are superlative scores, but I have not had better or more fun with a woman in a very long time.

Good luck,

O 46

Member #4338

04-04-06, 14:50

Loop Vet

04-04-06, 15:05

wow, something worthwhile finally comes out of NC State. With the resignation of Herb Sendek, this seems to be a banner week for the Pack.

MoonView

04-04-06, 17:10

Senior Member Geesh posted this on the Baltimore Board.

"Maybe this will change womans attitude towards giving head. Maybe we should start charging them?

http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm

I figured it needed wide de-semen-ation.

Be healthy out there!

Lax

Now if they could only come up with some reason for anal being beneficial!

Drew Park

04-04-06, 19:01

Senior Member Geesh posted this on the Baltimore Board.

"Maybe this will change womans attitude towards giving head. Maybe we should start charging them?

http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm

I figured it needed wide de-semen-ation.

Be healthy out there!

Lax

Interestingly enough that CNN article was published in October 2003... Although you cannot beat the implications!

Baltimonger

04-04-06, 19:30

This is an urban legend debunking of this story on about.com:

(In reference to the original version)
Comments: Is it really necessary to debunk this? The names alone expose the text as a spoof: "Dr. B.J. Sooner," "Dr. Inserta Shafteer," "Dr. Len Lictepeen." It is clearly not an Associated Press story.

It first appeared, dolled up to look exactly like a CNN news page, on a college student's Website in early October 2003, suddenly vanishing after the URL went into mass distribution via Weblog and email, only to reappear a day later with a disclaimer stating that the story, now credited to Brandon Williamson, was intended for entertainment purposes only. (The latest version on the original site has been stripped of all references to CNN, presumably due to threats of litigation.) The version of the text posted above above was found in a Usenet message dated October 9, 2003.

Those who find it amusing will probably also enjoy "Ogling Breasts Makes Men Live Longer," (http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/weekly/aa072600a.htm) a similar spoof circulating since 2000.

What this has to do with AMP's, I have no idea.

Colts301

04-05-06, 01:35

After being told of new lineups. I decided to head over to happiness. Upon arrival, asked for lineup. But was told only 3 there. And of the three two were busy. In comes "Penny" (only been here 4 days) a tad older and bigger then I wanted but I stuck it out. Gave house fee and headed to shower. Nothing spectacular, just a so so TS. Anyways back to the room for the massage and then cbj (too short), started CG, mish and finish doggie. Asked for extra massage after that, and she compiled. Overall ok, probability not going 2 repeat.

Looks: 7
Performance 7.5

301 (until next time) :p

Bastosboy

04-05-06, 12:36

Hey Guys,

I meant to post this about a week ago but I just got back from travels to OC. If ver out in Anahem or Disneyland, you gotta check out a place called the Flamingo Theatre -Crazy VIP room activity.

Anyway, I saw May a few weeks ago after browsing the forum. She was exactly as people said. Knockout face/bod, tired/uninspired attitude. She tried but was just not into the whole thing. We made good conversation about Korea Town in LA but her English was not so good either.

I felt like she was overworked and not that great. YMMV.
LFK, No DATY, No AR, French, CG, RCG, Mish.

Face 8
Bod 8
Service 6

Not sure if she's even around anymore but I'm sure there's better out there.

Benchdog447

04-06-06, 08:03

So I left the hockey game last night and before traveling back to my residence to the North, decided I needed the soft hands of an oriental woman on my body.

Not wanting to mess around, I went to check out the goods in CPHC. But the door was locked at 10pm last night. All the lights were on but no sign of life.... and it looked like the door bell had been ripped off....did they close??? I didn't think they locked up when full for the night.

So I saddled up my horse and headed to the OK Coral to see what they had. I have had very bad luck there, and it continued tonight. I was buzzed in right away and Mamasan took me back to the room without any problems. She then asked if I had been there, of course I had the right answers (I RTFF) but I don't think she believed me. I dropped a couple of names from the board with even the relevant time frames from the reports but still nothing.

I asked for a line up and was told everyone is busy, it would be a 20-30 minute wait....So I had a seat on the couch, seriously thinking of leaving when in walked Pink. I could tell right away I would not get good service. She was a 5 or maybe a 6 on a good night. Had a little FUPA, and what looked like B cups. TS was average if anything, then back to the room. Now I like getting the massage, but this time I just wanted to be done.

Of course in my mind I am saying "F this", get a handjob if that and save yuor bananas. But when she leans in and asks "You want everything?" the weak man in me prevailed. But service was less than stellar. She was not enthusiastic, was awkward in transition. Tried CG but couldn't keep the little man focused, and in the end, I asked for the handjob.

Should I have asked for a refund for the HJ rate?

Overall terrible expereince. Should listen to the big head more often.

LoveLOS

04-06-06, 10:04

Got a chance to escape for a bit of afternoon delight before our flight to the DR. Window was 1hr 20mins. Called Royal for an appointment with Linda and found she had one appt in progress and another beginning in 30 mins. Fuck. LoveLOS should have kept that Lars Scale 10 to himself.

Actually, now I'm thinking about the girl I was given as an alternative to Linda. Her performance is probably a half letter grade lower than Linda, but she is better looking. (Shut up LL) A definate LARS scale 9+ keeper for LoveLOS. Bet she goes 10 next time. And thats all I'm gonna say about that.

The DR? Just what little LL needed. Will post on ISG and provide link later.

LoveLOS

A John

04-09-06, 11:54

Went downtown early this morning around 3:30 or 4 AM Korean man with Glasses answered the door. Then I saw JAY she was dressed in street clothes with another much shorter woman I think it may be was ANNIE anyway Jay showed me the newly constructed TS room an a bathroom. Now they will have two functioning TS/bath rooms. Which used to be a kitchen. Now construction on the new kitchen is starting that will be down the hall where waiting room is. During my tour of the facility there was a lot of play action between us, I was trying too get her to finish her night off with me. No good. :( I also saw a couple new hotties in the hallway. Each time I'd ask for names she would slap me singing you are mine. Whatever that means? But I do know there's two girls there looking really good but during my visit occupied. I think she was excited to be going on vacation. No input on when she might return. Watch the Korean man carrying suitcases so I guess he's a taxi driver. Ended up with Happy she's blondish brown rather tall and meaty not too much. Good TS, CBJ, DATY, CG, RCG into K9 for my load. I'm not going to give her score. I was her last customer of the night I think she was exhausted she still managed to produce 2-O`s I`ll give her another try on a different day.

Stay safe

A JOHN

LexLuther

04-09-06, 12:33

A John,

Just FYI. Most likely she is not going on vacation but to another SPA. The Korean guy is a "Korean Taxi" driver. He acts as a sort of broker for the talent pool. There are of course many of these guys. They drive the gals all around the country. They get a finder's fee of several hundred dollars from the girl and of course they get paid for the transportation.

Many of these girls can't or won't fly because either they can't navigate the subtleties of the air travel system or because they have immigration issues.

The reason they never tell the customer that they are really leaving is because the mamasan wants you to keep coming back and spending your money there. If you have become enchanted with a particular girl, and you find out she's leaving, you may get pissed and not return.

Just keep in mind that it's really all a fantasy. These girls are consumate actresses. The mamasan is like the director of a play or movie. In general it does not pay to get too close to any of the girls.

Lex

A John

04-09-06, 12:41

Thanks for the input Lex. I have been given digits from her and a couple other girls I've seen, I've never called any of them. I'm really not trying to get into a relationship with any of these or for that matter any lady. I have one that's a special one the rest of them can come and go. But I do appreciate your input!
Thanks again

A John,

Just FYI. Most likely she is not going on vacation but to another SPA. The Korean guy is a "Korean Taxi" driver. He acts as a sort of broker for the talent pool. There are of course many of these guys. They drive the gals all around the country. They get a finder's fee of several hundred dollars from the girl and of course they get paid for the transportation.

Many of these girls can't or won't fly because either they can't navigate the subtleties of the air travel system or because they have immigration issues.

The reason they never tell the customer that they are really leaving is because the mamasan wants you to keep coming back and spending your money there. If you have become enchanted with a particular girl, and you find out she's leaving, you may get pissed and not return.

Just keep in mind that it's really all a fantasy. These girls are consumate actresses. The mamasan is like the director of a play or movie. In general it does not pay to get too close to any of the girls.

Lex

southbeach

04-09-06, 13:11

Went to a dinner for work with an 26 yo Asian hottie from my job. She was off limits but figured I'd hit CPHC. It was closed and the door bell ripped off.Not a good sign. Went Dt about 2 to 3 and no TS something about a new shower soon. Mamason bought me Mai. C cups nice skin tone nice tight stomach. Nice "muscle training" followed by a rotating CBJ. It got my attention. Some doggy with the C cups rocking back and forth. Finished with Mish to bring it home. I sure would have liked the hottie from work but not bad. I made the rounds on the loop and saw 3 WSW at the 7-11 at 14 and Rhode Island. Not a lot out for 2 am.

Life is good

southbeach

Sosuaking

04-09-06, 13:40

The last 2 reports made me question what I thought were the standard operating hours. I'm sure I read on here somewhere that it's usually like 10am-midnight. Has this changed or are the hours different per location? Or am I just completely out of touch?

Timing being too close to midnight has kept me on the wagon a few times.

ILikeOranges

04-09-06, 14:18

Well with work called off for the night I thought I'd sample a little asian delight.
Decided on CPHC (had to see for myself if it was closed), sure it was. Hop back in the car and decide to take a walk in the sun. Eventually found a parking spot and trekked to the ...well I got as close as I could...there was something going on in/near the club on the first floor. The whole sidewalk was PACKED with people. I couldn't get near the door. SOL #2 . Ok let's try another place. Happiness seemed to be a logical choice. Get there, met with Sunny/Sarne/?? not sure of her name. Seemed to be a little mechanical overall. Massage, shower, massage and the main event. Seemed to go by very quickly, I seemed to have left my watch at home. Door bell kept ringing the whole time I was there. Anyway it was nice.

Stay safe out there. I saw many a LEO last night. It seemed they were all over the place.

Herb Al

04-10-06, 00:27

I've been to this place once before, just wondering if it's still open and if someone could send me their phone number by PM.

Thanks.

- Al

Hominem

04-10-06, 01:09

LoveLOS

04-10-06, 04:03

SK,
10am to either 2am or 3am... is standard operationg times for DC amps.

To answer your PM, link to my reports: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=450880

LMK by PM anything you have that is not on the board that may be usable next time... ;)

LL

Herbuser,
The apartments change like panties. Intel that is more than a month old is rubbish. You have to find them on CL or eros, and keep phone number changes to follow them around until they dissappear...

LoveLOS

Member #4338

04-10-06, 08:36

TOFT and stopped by Magic. Nana of the rock hard tits is back. Asked to see another girl and was given Zsa Zsa. ZZ is 26, 5' 3", OK body. Standard stuff all around. LARS™ scoring:

TS - 6
Muscle Training - 7
Face - 6
Body - 6
Service - 6.5

Bottom line - try somewhere else.

Lax

Bastosboy

04-10-06, 12:29

OK Spa was the place to be for a good few months but I haven't heard much about them recently. Has there been an LE scare or lack of providers up there? It was my best reason to hit up Georgetown!

Drew Park

04-10-06, 20:58

I've been to this place once before, just wondering if it's still open and if someone could send me their phone number by PM.

Thanks.

- Al

703 981-7076

At least that is the number they have on EROS.COM. They have relocated to a new place off International Drive.

Jactionville

04-11-06, 17:02

Okay...so I have decided to try DT after reading all the reports. Hopefully I will have a good experience. Just curious though...how many Jacksons should I take a long to get the most out of this experience. In J-ville, usually 4-5 will do the trick.

Thanks for all of the great info. I'll post my report soon.

LoveLOS

04-11-06, 17:59

Jax,

If 4-5 includes house fee in Jax, sounds like I need to scheule a business trip down there... Please advise on this detail either on this board or by PM. Inquiring minds would like to know without RTFF...

Here you need 8. Mamasan wants three up front. Put the other 5 under your watch© on the side table for tipping for good service (after services are provided). And resist any upsell from that, it ain't necessary and we like to keep things status quo around here, inflation sucks. And that's all I'm gonna say about that. :D

DT is consistent, but tends to be a bit of a factory, stamping out one hour sessions in about 35-40 minutes. Consider Royal, Happiness, Supra, or Sun. They have fewer "employees," but the service is, IMHO, a lot less rushed.

LL

"under your watch" ©2004 LoveLOS, no rights reserved

Herb Al

04-11-06, 23:14

703 981-7076

At least that is the number they have on EROS.COM. They have relocated to a new place off International Drive.

Yes they have, however that's not the number listed in their ad.

http://66.240.139.154/files/dc-lily17-agency2.htm

I went today around 7pm. Exactly what I expected. Sexy outfit, perfunctory massage, down to business. Saw Koko (Coco?), she was beautiful and sexy. I actually went last night a little later in the evening and the woman who answered the door was unappealing. It looked like the girl who had been working was asleep on the couch, so the mamasan was going to give me my massage. I declined and left.

I also TOFTT and checked out Swan Spa (formerly Eagle) on Leesburg Pike. Very good massage by a pretty girl. That's it, nothing extra.

- Al

Mighty Spearsman

04-12-06, 05:07

Jax,...

"under your watch" ©2004 LoveLOS, no rights reserved
Love the copyright, glad to see that you've taken advantage of living in our nation's seat of government (and that's where it belongs, the seat).

Jax, I wanted to support LoveLOS's comments about the 5 jackson tip. That's what the young ladies are expecting to receive as a donation to their college education fund for providing a one-hour session of "muscular training," no more, no less.

PWhipped

04-12-06, 07:19

Member #4338

04-12-06, 08:03

DT is consistent, but tends to be a bit of a factory, stamping out one hour sessions in about 35-40 minutes. Consider Royal, Happiness, Supra, or Sun. They have fewer "employees," but the service is, IMHO, a lot less rushed.

I second LL's opinion of DT. My personal boycott of the place continues (not that it makes any difference) because of the rushed service. If you are in the area, I would add Mini (IHC) to LL's list of better AMP's.

Lax

Love This Stuff

04-12-06, 16:34

Hello fellow Mongers,

I will be transferring from my job here in Tampa and coming your way. Really bummed because the Tampa AMP scene is pretty awesome.

I've been a member for quite some time and have posted in the different forums, so I am a contributor.

Looking forward to mongering with you all in DC when I get there. Would
greatly appreciate any help you may be able to provide.

Thanks,

LTS

Jactionville

04-12-06, 18:34

Okay...so I decided to venture out today (at about 4pm) to see what I could find in the way of AMPS here in DC. Based on all of your fine reports and guidance, I decided to try either Happiness or Royal since they were so close. I made it down to 10th street and forgot which address was which. There was a lot of people around because of the Ford Theater, etc. I stood on the sidewalk for maybe 15 mins scoping it out. I scope out everything. I saw two of you guys walk into each and saw one blue shirt dude leaving. I chose the one closest which happened to be Royal. I buzzed the door and nervously walked up the stairs and was greeted at the door by the old ogre. She called out for one of the girls and it happened to be one named Linda. Wow! She looks phenomenal and was ever so sweet. She was beautiful! I took 8 Jacksons with me just as instructed.

I donated 3 Jacksons initially and she began the massage. I don't know what the slapping was all about but it was good nevertheless. She kept saying that I was handsome (hey...I am only 28). Anyway, we went through all the motions. What a fantastic experience this was. I had no idea the girls here in DC looked this great and are as sweet as she was. What a gem. I did teach her a new word though. Towards the end, I said "Oh sh*t" and she started laughing and said that she didn't understand. I told her it basically meant "Oh no", or "Oh My God". She thought that was funny!

Anyway, that's my AMP experience here in DC. Thanks for the great advice!

Jactionville

04-12-06, 19:17

From all of your messages, it sounds like I got a good one with Linda. Now if I could only get that lucky with the 220 million lottery tonight!

LoveLOS

04-12-06, 19:22

Jax,
Glad you had a good time. Lucky ain't the half of it, I couldn't get a fucking appointment with her last week, and I'm a very regular there... I read your PM before this thread, so ignore the request for a report. Good monger! :p As I said, Linda is my ATF AMP girl, or was that Maya?? Oh well, glad you enjoyed the trip. And about that lottery, I'll send you my mailing address if you hit it, all this help on the board has to pay off sometime! :p

Lax,
Gee, I have a personal boycott on DT also, didn't know you were also. That proves great minds think alike. BTW read the last few days on SW thread, you and I have a price on our heads if the bi-polar bartender figures out who we are. ;)

Pussywhipper,
You are, as ever, encyclopedic. amazing. I hope to be partaking of your sloppies in about three weeks. Mimi's still hot, eh? Good find, that one.

Herbal,
Thanks for the info. SMWSLT... (right Lax?)

LoveLOS

Spearguy, notice I said NO rights reserved (grin)

Member #4338

04-13-06, 08:29

Lax,
Gee, I have a personal boycott on DT also, didn't know you were also. That proves great minds think alike. BTW read the last few days on SW thread, you and I have a price on our heads if the bi-polar bartender figures out who we are. ;)

LL:

Maybe if more guys joined our DT boycott they would change their ways and give an "hour" session that actually lasted something close to 60 minutes.

I did see your reference to the bi-polar bartender in the SW thread and I have no f**king clue what it means. If there is some connection to TBWNN, I don't know what it is. I've only been in there one time and that was years ago. :confused:

Jax:

Great report! Glad you had a good time in our fair city. As LL said, LInda is indeed one of the best of the current crop of AMP providers. She will really blows your doors off...so to speak. ;)

Jax's experience just goes to show that you can find out about the DC scene by RTFF and following the advice posted.

And yes, LoveLOS, there are SMWSLT :D

Lax

Jerseyboy9865

04-13-06, 11:48

Don't want to get ripped off. Need guidance.

Best places?

House fees?

Tips expected?

VanDriver

04-13-06, 17:49

Don't want to get ripped off. Need guidance.

Best places?

House fees?

Tips expected?

Read The F'ing Forum...

Ok, more than one word! ! ! !

Member #4338

04-13-06, 22:28

Don't want to get ripped off. Need guidance.

Best places?

House fees?

Tips expected?

Welcome to the DC board! Don't mind Van, he's just a bit feisty what with all the no nothing dumbass noobs asking for intel without posting any useful intel. I'm sure that he didn't notice that this is your first post.

Let me asure you that I have mobilized the full resources of the DC board to research the information you've asked for and that we will be reporting back shortly. In the words of a respected Senior DC member "Hold your breath" :D:

Please be sure to let us know if we can be of future assistance.

Lax

Muff Scout

04-13-06, 22:48

I've been a member for quite some time and have posted in the different forums, so I am a contributor.
Dude,

Are you fucking kidding me.

You have been a member for two and a half fucking years with one bullshit "I had a dream" post in Tampa before you intruded on the peace and serenity of the DC board with this lame request for info.

What you should have said was, "I've been a lurker for quite some time and have contributed next to nothing".

This is one of, if not the best organized board on this forum. Only a lazy ass who couldn't be bothered to read just a few pages worth of posts would ask a dumb ass question like you did.

Want some help? RTFF

Muff Scout

Loop Vet

04-14-06, 00:21

Hey Lax, I volunteer to do research for Happiness, Royal, DT, and Supra.

Gimme a sec though, I'm gonna have to scroll down...

Member #4338

04-14-06, 08:39

Hey Lax, I volunteer to do research for Happiness, Royal, DT, and Supra.

Gimme a sec though, I'm gonna have to scroll down...

Jersey:

See what I mean. Loopy is on the case. Continue to hold your breath.

Love This Stuff:

Once we get the info for Jersey we'll work on your request. Our research resouces are somewhat limited and I'm sure you understand. Don't begin holding your breath until instructed to do so.

Lax

Cigarguy

04-14-06, 11:26

CPHC is open today. Mamasan says "all on vacation, so we close", but we is good to go now. (youz guyz scared me.) SueGee is still not back yet, but Koni was last visit.

Stay safe.

LoveLOS

04-14-06, 16:39

LoveDisShit and JersyKid,
I am glad to come to your rescue, I am sorry I couldn't answer sooner, but today was a work day. Often we have a guy posted at the keyboard breathlessly waiting for newbies that need our help. Summer vacations sure make it hard to keep staff on hand... I apologize in advance for any of my comrades that may be seem undcaring about your quandry, we really really really care, honest.

Here is DC there are schools that teach English as a second language, and reading skills. We'll be glad to get you hooked up with one of them if reading or language skills are the reason you are unable to read the fucking forum. Just let us know.

Now, if you know how to read, and can comprehend English, then obviously the forum itself is confusing you. You see, all of the information you requested has been posted in the last few weeks, and while we could probably retype the information every time somebody asks about it, we have found that sometimes we forget little details, like how much to pay the girl, or what the standard house fee is, you know, stupid stuff.

Here is the guidence and help you need:
Look in the upper right hand corner of the top of this page. Just under the box that says "Welcome, WhoeverthefuckYouAre"... It says "Log Out." I'll be nice and not tell you to do that, but the temptation was there. :rolleyes: Just under that there is another little box that says
Page 1 of x 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 > Last » (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3841&page=16&pp=15)
Well, click on the one that says "Last »" (That is a link, your browser will load a new page) then go to the bottom of that page.

From the bottom, Start Reading. When you get to the top of the page, click on the next number to the left on the page you are on (That is a link, your browser will load a new page). At that point, again go to the bottom of the new page.

Repeat the bolded instructions until you reach the first page. If you follow these instructions faithfully and do, in fact, understand English, then you will be an absolute expert on the DC AMP scene when you are finished reading. At that time, you may open your mouth and get some air.

Have a great time in DC.
LoveLOS

PS Almost forgot, the above instructions will work for almost any board on USG, ain't technology amazing?

PPS VAN, This is a sex forum. It's OK to say "Fucking" ;)

Love This Stuff

04-14-06, 23:07

Thanks for the Welcome. First off, WTF. Thanks for throwing out the welcoming mat. I'd be sure to do the same for you.

Yeah, maybe I don't come close to posting what you guys do, but I have made some reports in the US and a couple Internationally. That's more than I can say than most that lurk on this board, so cut me some slack.

Yeah, I can read, and yes, I've gone through the pages, I just thought I'd break the ice with you guys to let you know who I am. I love this sport just as much as you guys do. So back TF down. All I did was make a friendly request, get over it.

Again, thanks for the Welcome. It was greatly appreciated.

LoveLOS

04-15-06, 12:25

Thanks for the Welcome. First off, WTF. Thanks for throwing out the welcoming mat. I'd be sure to do the same for you.
...
Yeah, I can read, and yes, I've gone through the pages, I just thought I'd break the ice with you guys to let you know who I am. I love this sport just as much as you guys do. So back TF down. All I did was make a friendly request, get over it.

Again, thanks for the Welcome. It was greatly appreciated.LoveStruck,
That's the spirit! I like a guy that ain't a pussy! Sounds like you will fit right in with our motley crew... You really are welcome here, especially if you are a poster who is a reader first...

Hope you post a lot, 'cause I'm gonna have a good time with all the things I can do with your screen name... (Stuffy, LDS, Luvstuf, Da Stuff, bla bla bla) ;)

LoveLOS

Sugoi Nippon

04-15-06, 13:07

Heya guys. This happened a month or two ago, but I had forgotten to post it.

I was down in DC and felt I needed some relaxation, so I ventured to Supra. Paying for an hour, the mama-san sent in Blue. As others have mentioned, she is quite attractive. I'm not a big fan of the enhanced top, I admit. She had a nice, if businesslike attitude and gave a decent table shower. The massage was limited, but decent. We finished up in a discussion format, which was a little too toothy for my taste, with lots of overacting. She's nice, but I'll keep on looking.

With this in mind, can anyone tell me who else is currently working at Supra? I've not been down there for some time, and if I go back soon I'd like to get someone besides Blue. Thanks.

Inglewood

04-15-06, 13:40

I am an admitted newbie. Will be traveling to DC next week. I am not familiar with DC area. Any AMPs around Dulles airport? Will be happy to report results upon return. Thanks!

Sleazebum

04-15-06, 18:49

I found myself in YOUNGS SPA in Vienna today and I was very pleased with what I got there!

$80 for 50 minutes full body massage. Provider was Jay who is old and skinny and very poor speaking skills.

Paid for the service and was put into the dry sauna for about 5 minutes. It was really hot and felt pretty good in there. Next was the TS which was completely OUTSTANDING! She did right much massage in there and with the soap to slide it was just right for my arms and legs. GREAT TS!!

Back to room for the most complete full body massage I think I have ever had! She worked the muscles and fat on the back for a long time, stretched the legs and feet and toes - really great!

Turn over - same wonderful massage all over the front side and the best HJ there is! Felt even better than a BBBJ or even FS! I literally exploded!

Hot towell, clean up everything.

Then another WONDERFUL massage all over again this time including the face and scalp, popped the neck and all. Stretched the legs and all once again.

Helped getting dressed and I felt terrific! Tipped her $40 and she looked hurt, wanting another $20 which I did not have or I would have given it quickly!

Go there for a great massage! Do not expect anything like the DC places, just a really good rub!

I will be back!

JJ

Spoondog

04-15-06, 20:12

It has been awhile since I have posted, so I should drop a few lines. First, let me start by saying this forum is awsome, any info I have ever needed has either been somewhere in the forum or has been provided by some one in the forum. Second, some of you guys are a trip!

Now for some info; I love the DC amps, but happiness just does it for me. Recently tried penny, a little older but very pretty, non-rushed, overall nice time. Question? If anyone sees mimi@ happiness, please post it on the Forum.

LoveLOS

04-16-06, 09:06

Ingle,
Nearest AMP to Dulles is in Tysons Corner (I think--feel free to correct me if I'm wrong), about 8 miles. YMMV place at best. Check NOVA (Northern Virginia) board for more info. If you want solid service, find a metro station (Ballston is closest??) and refer to the AMP address list for your choice in DC.

We look fwd to hearing of your adventures. Reading your other posts suggests that you have asked a lot of questions, but have not reported your findings to the host board (as promised), something others (especially in DC) find quite distasteful. :mad:

LoveLOS

Ampamp72

04-16-06, 10:51

Long time lurker, 1st time poster. I feel like a few of you are part of my family...kind of like that "fun" uncle, who gets you your 1st hooker. Ok, maybe that was just me. Finally registered and hope to contribute enough to aid those who were like me back before I found this cozy little place. The recent DT boycott talk was what prompted me to start posting (I think) and for not much other reason than to confirm that once in a while I do feel that factory feel..but also have felt that at other places. I think I have been due to receive my freebie for my 5th (or 6th) visit to Sun for a while now and haven't cared to go back because the last 3 were just so boring and vanilla that I thought, hey, I could have stayed home for this! Mamasan even appeared to be taking a poll on 1, asking me on the way out how she was and I shrugged my shoulders and gave her the "fair" hand wave and sourpuss face. My next visit there I asked mama for a different girl, which I got, but got the same service. That was a couple months ago. So I thought, hey, if this is going to be lame, I might as well go where the the therapists are always pleasing to the eye and at least attempt to give some good "asian".

Anyway, sorry to be so philosophical for my 1st post, I really am not a deep thinker and this probably misrepresents me, but I will let you know when I have someone to recommend. There is always enough to share is my motto.

Frank M

04-16-06, 20:09

I normally post in the NoVA, Tidewater or MD boards but I am fianlly getting around to a visit to DC. My plan is to go to Dupont Circle and spend the day this Friday. The reason for this is that I have a Thai massage appointment in this area in the afternoon. To go with this I thought I would go to a strip club for lunch (Camelot ?), thai massage, and an AMP afterwards. (Supra ?) I also see that OK and King are also in this area.
Any thoughts or comments to my plan are appreciated.

Thanks

Frank M

VanDriver

04-16-06, 20:11

I am an admitted newbie. Will be traveling to DC next week. I am not familiar with DC area. Any AMPs around Dulles airport? Will be happy to report results upon return. Thanks!

Dulles is in N. Va.

Check out that section of the forum for intel in that area.

LoveLOS

04-16-06, 23:43

Ingleboy,
Read the Sleazy post below. That was a good report, wrong board, but I won't whine about that.

Armpamp,
Welcome to the board. Philosophical is OK, it makes a nice contrast to the Muffy and Loopy sideshow... :p

Frankie,
Sounds like a wonderful plan to me! Damn near walking distance. Now, the question of the hour for you:
Please advise where one can get genuine Thai massage in DC!!! I am aware there are no extras there, but a real massage would be a great option sometimes... Please post or PM.

Second, some of you guys are a trip!Hey, I represent that remark...

LoveLOS

Bastosboy

04-17-06, 11:21

With this in mind, can anyone tell me who else is currently working at Supra? I've not been down there for some time, and if I go back soon I'd like to get someone besides Blue. Thanks.I saw "Sissy" at Supra last Thursday. She's a got a refreshing frace, and a 9 bod, nice enhanced rack. Massage was short and uneventful but the rest was good. She tried to ask for 1+Jackson for the works but I just said I didn't have it. She seems like service would improve if you returned but if she's jacking up the price I will not.

Overall, would definitely reccommend.

Face 8
Bod 9
Service 8

Overall 8

Inglewood

04-17-06, 13:22

Hey Love,

Read sleazy's report. Sounds like he got the mamasan: ). But then all's well that ends well. Just to clarify. I am a newbie to posting only. My exploits have been primarily in SE Asia, Dominican Rep, and Costa Rica. I know my question sounded naive, but the DC area is rather large. I will only have three or so hours at Dulles. BTW. My only other post was on Columbus, Ohio board. Read responses (or lack thereof) and you'll understand why there was not a followup report. You guys have been great. Promise a report upon return next week.

Thanks!

DrummerBoy

04-17-06, 16:01

This is in response to some earlier posts from Laxman and Lovelos...

Add me to the boycott list!

I too enjoyed DT in its heyday. Unfortunatly, they adopted a quickie attitude to see how fast they can get you out of there. The girls are pretty awesome looking, but, I hate the 30 minute bumrush they gave me.
Annie was the only one that took her time.

I began my boycott a year ago and went to SUN based on the USG. I told Pink that I was shopping for a new provider based on the above and I got 4-star treatment from them until lately (changes going on here too now)

I was told by a GFE provider in Philadelphia that this is one of the rip-offs they do if they can get away with it. The only way to turn it around is to boycott and hurt them where it hurts most (How do you make a ***** scream?? LOL don't pay em).

We need to stand together on this.

regards,
Drummerboy

Wayward One

04-17-06, 22:14

So I saw an ad in the post with an addy I didn't recognize:

Bassant Studio
1133 13th st, NW
(202)373-9694

No report to give but sometimes these things only show up once or twice.

looking elsewhere, I ran across a site with a list of AMPs, most of which in the area I recognized, but a few that I didn't. I think some of these may be gone at this time but can anyone confirm the existence or non-existence of the following: (I'm sure some people with longer memories might know, I've RTFF already - for those who still aren't sure)

Dragon (G st)
Ginza (11th st) - I'm pretty sure this is gone
Osaka (Rhode Island)
Intl Body concepts (14th st)

TIA,
Wayward One

Member #4338

04-18-06, 08:11

This used to be a quality place but is long gone. As I recall Mamasan got busted for trying to bribe a LEO. I then read that the IRS got her for unpaid taxes Ouch!

DT Boycott:

Glad to hear that others are joining in. Its the only effective thing we can do to express our dissatisfaction with the 30 minute ripoff.

Lax

Ampamp72

04-18-06, 09:20

After complaining about Sun and DT with my 1st post, I visited both just hours later. With a rare Sunday with no responsibilities, figured I would visit Sun to cash in on my freebie, and then hit DT after reading the Sunday Post on a nice warm park bench. Saw June at Sun, a little thin for my taste and small up top. She was smiley and friendly with a nice attitude. Basic ts with not a lot of attention to choc starfish (always bad sign). Not much massage, right to cbj, cowgirl, doggie, and finished mish. Very light kissing during mish which is how I like to finish so that was good. Left content but anytime I dont receive asian, I am disappointed. Wondering if I need to get a dog and some peanut butter to ever get that again....umm, just kidding, really, seriously. Definitely.

Found a bench that was not within eyesight of a stinky bum (was actually kind of difficult) and relaxed in the warm rays. Called DT to ask for Spring, she will not be back til tomorrow, so I said ok. Got Annie, for the 1st time, and was impressed with her bright, pretty smile. Appears mixed, not a typical face. Nice sized enhanced rack, (not really into enhanced, but they were nice) and also did not get much attention to mr starfish during ts. Thought to myself, man, what is going on here? Does nobody give good asian anymore? Of course, not even a lick in the room. When she was done with a decent massage, asked her to lay down and massaged her beautiful body a bit. She stumbled through some cbj, got on top for what seemed like some unexperienced cowgirl, then I laid her down mish and got her legs up and really did pound her good for about 5-10 minutes. I really like her pretty face and couldn't last much longer, despite unloading just an hour or two earlier.

She was playful after and told me to ask for her again. But I was out of there in about 45 minutes both place, so I think DT might get a bum rap for rushing out. It is rare I find someone who wants to take a full 60 anywhere.

Ampamp

Sushi Boy

04-18-06, 09:52

looking elsewhere, I ran across a site with a list of AMPs, most of which in the area I recognized, but a few that I didn't. I think some of these may be gone at this time but can anyone confirm the existence or non-existence of the following: (I'm sure some people with longer memories might know, I've RTFF already - for those who still aren't sure)

Dragon (G st)
Ginza (11th st) - I'm pretty sure this is gone
Osaka (Rhode Island)
Intl Body concepts (14th st)

TIA,
Wayward One
Last time I checked, International Body Concepts was closed, LE might have been invovled. It was a sister company to ICM on M street.