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Hendog
06-11-06, 23:57
I RTFF and experienced Louie Of Happiness and can say that I will do a repeat visit soon based on my first encounter. Young enough, enthusiastic enough and qualified enough she left me wanting more! I did not love the enhancements but she worked them with all her might so the effort was noticed. There was no AR which suprised me and made me wonder if a repeat visit would open that as an option. That is an art form that should not go the way of the dinosaur.

Bill88
06-12-06, 14:49
Goaded by all the hoopla about Louie I broke down and headed for Happiness. Asked for Louie, Mamasan says OK come in, and leads me into a room. Mamasan comes back two minutes later and says,”Louie with customer, half an hour”. Oh s**t. But it was too late for me so I asked for Sarah as fall back since good things have been said about her on this pages. A minute later in walks my provider. She is a bit of a cold fish. She sits down and informs me that shower is busy. So we sit in silence waiting. Then we are called and head to shower. I start to suspect this will not be fun. So I lay down the law.

“If you are not in the mood to be nice to me, get me someone else who is” I says real manly like.
“No”, she says” I like you. It is Ok”

I says,”Ok” and lie face down for a nice TS with appropriate attention to all important parts.

Back in the room good hard massage as requested, followed by some deep AR and a bbbj from behind. Nice.

Turn over. DATY presented but I did not partake. CBJ started way too hard, but when informed she improved, but did not last long. Then CG, dog, mish for the finish.

Name turned out to be Blue, and not Sarah. She does not smile much, but has an interesting physique. A long slim torso with fairly large naturals. On the way out she introduced me to Louie. I will definitely head over to see Louie next time. But Blue may be worth a try for those who have tired of Louie.

Bill

Odysseus 46
06-12-06, 19:46
Is this the same Blue I saw at Supra in early April? Anchor tattoo on her upper arm and a jewel and chain in her naval?

If she's the same, she's cool to start and then much warmer later on.

O 46

Bruce52
06-12-06, 21:34
I was in DC today on business and had enough time to squeeze in an afternoon visit to Happiness before catching my train back to NJ. I was offered Louie, which was fine with me, but after a few minutes the mamsan returned and said that Louie was busy. Instead, I got Sophia. She's 26, Korean (of course), medium height, nice face with not perfect teeth, very nice body (not rock hard, a little fleshy in a very attractive way), boulder-like bolt-ons were the only turnoff (for me). Been in the U.S. for 2 years, previously in NY. At Happiness just a week. Extremely good attitude. Stripped naked without my even asking. No mention of money at all. Tipped $. Very good experience. I left with a huge smile on my face and caught my train with 10 minutes to spare.

Happiness has become my #1 place in DC, without a doubt. I even got a VIP card today.

Bruce

Vamonger
06-12-06, 22:12
Just remember who found her first in 2006..... ;)
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=409680#post409680

VAM

Asianflu
06-13-06, 12:22
She's a looker no matter what you call her. We need some talent like this in Raleigh. Evr since Greensboro was shut down by LE, North Carolina has been lacking on the AMP seen. I need to visit DC.


Kimchi,

Speaking of old flames back in September 2004 there was one I really enjoyed. The first time meeting her she went by the name Julie at DT, then SUPRA name was Mickey, then off to Texas I think it was JULIA spa Her name there was Yume. If anyone knows her whereabouts you can PM. She looks about 30 she's actually 43 when she was in Texas her mother was very sick that was the last I heard from her. I've enclosed a couple photos

Happy Hunting to all.

AJ

bzoom
06-13-06, 14:10
Went to 18th and M last week and ICM was gone -- being remodeled, apparently by Asian owners. Anyone know the scoop?

Dave GD
06-13-06, 16:20
USGers,

As I have read more of these commentary/reviews, I do see prostate massages coming up more and more often. My first was a surprise during a BJ and I about pulled all the muscules in body when I came. I really didn't realize it was regular or at least available fare at the AMPs. I have asked before, but thought they just couldn't understand what I was saying to them. Now, I know that they were just ignoring me.

What about toys, etc. Is there an off menu of list, that you have to say the secret words for?

Feel free to PM, if not for general consumption.

Davegdb

Razors
06-14-06, 14:09
Ok, he didn’t "blow" me off. Not to insult the guy, I understand he is a fun date and we have known each other long enough that as a courtesy he'd probably even swallow, problem is LOVELOS told me on the down low he just uses too much teeth. OK, it’s out there now and we'll just have to deal with it. Anyway, by "blow me off" what I meant was that I touched base with saying "Dude, we should go get a beer" and he was all like "yeah dude, great idea" and I'm all like "dude, tonight's good" and then he gets all straight and says "well, ok but like you'll have to let my secretary know a couple weeks in advance, email her and she'll like see if she can find time on my busy calendar if you like fill out the form" and that kinda shit. Well I aint nobody's fool, well, ok I am a fool, but in addition to being a fool I am a Lone Wolf. And if some over tooth using monger wants to blow me off (you know which I mean) I can go prowling on my own. I been trying to save some ducats so hadn’t planned to monger so I headed to the theaters at Verizon center but aint but crap playing. X-Men, seen dat. Couple horror movies (only thing I want to see stabbing and being stabbed are dicks and pussies, the whole murdering butcher knife wielding genre never makes sense to me). Couch jumping scientologist with some explosions, same old. And a movie about talking cars. Cars that talk. Big deal, what I want to see are some cars that aren’t either so expensive they should come with a walk-out basement and french doors or cheap-ass rattling death traps. Del Sol? My ass. Those crackerjack boxes with wheels should all be called "El Muerte". So I wandered on over to the E Street Cinema and tried to get up the courage to see Al "Internet" Gore's movie "An Inconvenient Truth". I knew I was going to ***** about it so it only seemed fair to actually see it. It’s his movie about climate change. Did you know that there was a multi-century warming trend that corresponds to Viking Era? Warmer temperatures resulting in increased agricultural production meant more peasants were able to leave the fields and undertake the adventuring life much to the dismay of the rest of Europe and what is today Russia and Ukraine. Guess what, all that happened BEFORE both the Model T and George Bush. Associated with the warming trend were massive droughts in the Americas resulting in the disappearance of cultures such as the Anasazi. Towards the end of the period in Europe the warming resulted in a significant increase in rainfall with a surprising decrease in agricultural productivity (crops were not adapted to so much rain) which had the effect of solidifying the feudal system and (perhaps) delaying the onset of the renaissance. All these massive changes happened without a frickin V-8 or aerosol laden bottle of hair spray in sight. Bite me Al Gore. So anyway I blew off the movie (you know which I mean)and went to Sun and saw "Blue" "like the color". Good table shower, good massage. She blew me (you know which I mean) pretty good but moved to completion pretty quickly, too quickly. Her skills are great but she didn’t spend the time for me to really enjoy them.

This does not appear to be the same Blue as mentioned below. B cup, no tats that I saw. Nice enough body, I think her eyes were too wide apart seemed to impact her beauty.

Bill88
06-14-06, 16:05
Is this the same Blue I saw at Supra in early April? Anchor tattoo on her upper arm and a jewel and chain in her naval?

If she's the same, she's cool to start and then much warmer later on.

O 46

Could be. Don't recall either the tatoo or the jewlery. But she seemed very familiar with the AMP scene in DC. She has a slight belly if that helps.

Bill

Odysseus 46
06-14-06, 19:45
Blue didn't sport a belly at all. She was tall and lean -- and really very nice after we got past the formalities. I'd definitely rate her highly -- and did when I filed a report in early April.

O 46

Dutch Treat
06-14-06, 22:47
Jeannie - A little Happiness, but not much

Went to Happiness the other day and thought I'd try a new one for the group - Jeannie. Quick summary - a very average experience at best. 5'0" 110 lb A-cup 28 y/o something K-Gal with a cute face but very limited English skills. Average shower. Below average massage. Light AR, and very sub-par "air" CBJ. DATY offered only after requested. Nice partially trimmed, very tight, box. The mish, doggie, and cowgirl that followed given this excellent tightness would have been excellent, except at every position change more lube was slathered on. Not a PSE, nor a GFE.

I'd rate the whole thing a 5.

I like striking out every so often from the beaten path (i.e. such as Louie and Blue)...sometimes you can turn up total undiscovered diamonds, but sometimes you take a hit like this!

Dutch

Chick Digger
06-15-06, 07:18
I come to DC very rarely and your forum is extremely useful. It seems like FS is the norm here. I was wondering if it is possible to get some AR and a HJ or BJ. I have RTFF but there seems to be on info or rates etc. If any of you can enlighten me that would be great.

I love AR but now a days its so hard to find. So any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

MoonView
06-15-06, 12:21
Jeannie - A little Happiness, but not much

I'd rate the whole thing a 5.

I like striking out every so often from the beaten path (i.e. such as Louie and Blue)...sometimes you can turn up total undiscovered diamonds, but sometimes you take a hit like this!

Dutch

Dutch -
It's for the "greater good".

Taking one is always hard..."here's looking at you kid"!!

Cheers,
MnV

Sushi Boy
06-15-06, 15:50
I come to DC very rarely and your forum is extremely useful. It seems like FS is the norm here. I was wondering if it is possible to get some AR and a HJ or BJ. I have RTFF but there seems to be on info or rates etc. If any of you can enlighten me that would be great.

I love AR but now a days its so hard to find. So any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.
i rarely go for FS, i usually go for a BJ, all you have to do is ask. I usually let them know what i want on the flip or when they ask "What do you want?"

If you actually did RTFF, you would know what the rates are, but since you probably didn't, this is the rate schedule I use.
HJ 40, BJ 60-80 (i always start with 60 some agree some will haggle to 80), FS-100

Rocky11
06-15-06, 17:39
My first trip ever to Happiness, and as long as Janey remains there, it won't be my last. Navy One is right on the mark - smallish frame without enhancement (a definite plus in my book!), little boobies with great nips, softly rounded hips - says she's 24, but with a bod of a much younger one and oh, so eager to please. Shower was occupied so the massage was first, not the best I've had but not bad either. Decent TS followed followed by a more intimate massage, then on to my turn at showing my massage skills. Gave her much oral and digital stimulation, followed by extended DATY. Never once was I urged to move on. When I was ready, CG was first, with a nice touch - she assumed the position but just layed there on my chest for a while, not moving, just kissing me. Followed with nice easy motion, no hurry, then the switch to mish (again when I was ready). Throughout there were lots of soft noises from her, no overdone pleasure reactions. Completion was followed by cuddling and stroking and kissing. Cleanup followed with the question 'you happy now?' as she kissed me goodbye. Thanks again Navy One!
Rocky

Razors
06-15-06, 17:42
i rarely go for FS, i usually go for a BJ, all you have to do is ask. I usually let them know what i want on the flip or when they ask "What do you want?"
If you go to a place know for providing good service you don't need to say anything. Usually after the table shower they will leave the room for a few minutes. Slip the $ under the edge of the lamp or something else on the sidetable and splay the cash out so they can exactly how many jacks are there. They will tend to know what you want. You need only say something if you think you are not getting the level of service warranted by this unknown money that must have been left over from the last customer.

steve69
06-15-06, 19:46
First customer last Friday at 10 AM. 5' 9" Be Be 29 years old, a mix of Korean and American Black. She was beautiful and I laid $100 on the table when she came in. She smiled and it was al wonderful from there on out. FS with me on top as well as my eating her (not that taasty as she was using spermicide-but since I didn't use a glove it made sense). House fee was $60 as compared to $80 here in Northern New England where you get a lousy HJ.

Just when I thought things had shut down in DC!!

Mighty Spearsman
06-15-06, 23:15
I come to DC very rarely and your forum is extremely useful. It seems like FS is the norm here. I was wondering if it is possible to get some AR and a HJ or BJ. I have RTFF but there seems to be on info or rates etc. If any of you can enlighten me that would be great.

I love AR but now a days its so hard to find. So any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.
Actually, AR is on the menu at most of the reputable AMPs in DC. Just read a few recent posts that refer favorably to a particular girl's AR skills, then stop by that place and request that same lady by name.

And I've never had a problem in letting the girl know that I wanted a BJ rather than FS. I remember last year when I hooked up with Pink at Sun (6th & G, NW), and specifically asked for a "fire and ice" session - she knew exactly what that meant, and how much the tip was ($60).

In any case, don't ever be afraid to let the girl know exactly what you want, especially after first leaving some bills on the table (as per the good post by Fool4FishNets below). There's nothing wrong in letting her know that you like the AR that's she's doing and that you want more of it. And yes, the expected tip in DC seems to be $40 for HJ, $60 for BJ, and $100 for FS. Good luck!

Robux
06-15-06, 23:33
Fool,

That brutal flogging of my reputation was uncalled for and too fucking funny to rebut. I guess this means no head for you for a while.

Robux

Navy One
06-16-06, 06:11
My first trip ever to Happiness, and as long as Janey remains there, it won't be my last. Navy One is right on the mark - smallish frame without enhancement (a definite plus in my book!), little boobies with great nips, softly rounded hips - says she's 24, but with a bod of a much younger one and oh, so eager to please. Shower was occupied so the massage was first, not the best I've had but not bad either. Decent TS followed followed by a more intimate massage, then on to my turn at showing my massage skills. Gave her much oral and digital stimulation, followed by extended DATY. Never once was I urged to move on. When I was ready, CG was first, with a nice touch - she assumed the position but just layed there on my chest for a while, not moving, just kissing me. Followed with nice easy motion, no hurry, then the switch to mish (again when I was ready). Throughout there were lots of soft noises from her, no overdone pleasure reactions. Completion was followed by cuddling and stroking and kissing. Cleanup followed with the question 'you happy now?' as she kissed me goodbye. Thanks again Navy One!
RockyLove the junior high frame, without any propriety of being lawless.

DrummerBoy
06-17-06, 17:32
This may not be exactly in the right section of the forum, but, this has been like home base for me and I have a question seems how this is going to be a first for me and a decision to make....

I have an opportunity to meet up with a porn star for a promised 1 hr of ecstasy (Veronica Lynn). Those that know her and seen her films know that she has extraordinary talents orally. I also have another choice to meet a former porn star at her show and dinner date afterwards (Mimi Miyagi) not on the same weekend. Both would end up costing about the same but FS is a doubt with Mimi but Mimi would be a couple days and she is really easy to look at and I have met her before.

If you had the same choice, who would it be with? AMPS are fun and here in DC a sure thing, but this is taking it up a notch for one time anyway. I would like to try both, but that might not be an option. What do you think??

Drummerboy

Loop Vet
06-17-06, 19:54
db, you gotta go with the one that you can bang, no doubt.

Robux
06-17-06, 23:05
I agree with LV, but I'd make sure I'd see both of them and do what was necessary to raise the funds for both -- and I'd just have to fuck Mimi. Do what needs doing. She's a fave of mine.

------

After reviewing her www.mimi4governor.com site (she's running in Nevada as a Republican), I doubt she'll be working on her back to fill her warchest.

Member #2652
06-18-06, 14:24
After reading so many great reviews about Linda of Royal and Louie of Happiness
I was looking forward to my trip to DC. Tonght I called both places to insure that they are still there. Sadly, I found both are on vacation and will be for a while. Whats a mongerer to do!

DrummerBoy
06-18-06, 23:10
I agree. It won't be available for purchase considering her present circumstances. She isn't adverse to sex altogether though. I am sure I would have a good time but, no guaranty of a happy ending. I've done the AMP thing for 14 years and thought I'd go for the gold one time anyways.

Keep the opinions coming guys!



I agree with LV, but I'd make sure I'd see both of them and do what was necessary to raise the funds for both -- and I'd just have to fuck Mimi. Do what needs doing. She's a fave of mine.

------

After reviewing her www.mimi4governor.com site (she's running in Nevada as a Republican), I doubt she'll be working on her back to fill her warchest.

Aacountyman
06-19-06, 19:06
I was walking along K and 15th today at lunch looking for Richmong's disguised SWs, no sightings. So I went to 14K instead. It sucks going there during the day as all the office workers in that building hang out there while they are smoking. Anyway, hit the steps down and rung the bell.

Mama led me to a room and brought Penny as my attendant. She is about 5'6", medium build, with a natural 36D chest. She has the classic Korean china plate-flat face. She took me to the TS and gave me a nice wash up. During the rinse she took the rinsing bowl and poured a steady stream of water on Little Willie. He really enjoyed that.

Back to the room, she gave me a good 20 minute massage. We went to the extras where I got CBJ, CFS in the CG and miss form. After the cleanup, she gave me another great 10-15 massage.

Nice girl, good time, and total relaxation was achieved.

Junky11
06-21-06, 17:36
Just wondering how many mongers have had luck at getting into AMPs through the back door. I don't think most attendants like this --safety issues on their minds and I understand their concern. Seems like you usually have to go to outside providers.

LexLuther
06-22-06, 06:42
Junky11,

I have only seen one instance where this was possible. It was in Anchorage, AK. The particular girl let me fuck her bareback. I had the distinct intuition that she allowed it from every one. I really developed a liking for her and I would visit her whenever I visited Anchorage. I would pick her up after she closed the spa, which she owned by then, and take her to my hotel and we would go out to eat or order room service. We would fuck all night. If I had a hard time coming, she would offer me back door, which I also think she offered to other clients. But I'll be damned if she would french kiss me. I don't believe most Korean women like the back door.

Lex

Bill88
06-22-06, 14:52
I can confirm previous reports that Louie is on vacation. Saw Miki. She looks more Chinese than Korean, but YMMV. Not a stunner by any means.

But TS was exceptional. No body to body, but her hands were strong and she made it feel more like a massage than the feeble touches of most providers.

Back to dry land and after a brief tongue bath with very weak AR it did not take her long to tell me to tanovahony. I was a little miffed, but complied. The BB tongue job around the mast was fun, and the cbj was equally good. CG, standing mish, and the dog did the job.

Then she cleaned up and proceeded to give me a hard massage which lasted more than 20 minutes. When I checked the meter where I had parked I was away 1 hour and 10 minutes.

This proves to me that DT boycott is well placed since the management of DT appears to be discouraging full hour service, while happiness is holding the girls accountable for the full hour service.

Hard bolt ons, late 20’s, would not repeat unless I could get a prolonged TS.


Bill

Bronze Hornet
06-22-06, 16:44
I did not RTFF over the last 2 days and learned only after a full day of anticipation that Louie was on vacation after breaching the doors of Happiness and ascending the steps for a repeat of my last 2 visits since June 10.

Mamasan offered up Sophie, I asked if she was good and Mamsan shrugged her shoulders and said all girls pretty and she is only one not busy.

Body - 7/10
Face - 5/10
Breasts - 8/10
Performance 6/10

TS was less than what Bill88 reported from his substitute, massage was below average, AR was like shadow boxing lot of wind and very little contact, CBJ was toothy.

CG was just okay, Mish was forgettable while doggie was her forte, allowing me to reach my goal, though half heartedly.

I explained to her that oonly a half load of the artillery was fired and she said "ok hUN-Knee"turn over for more ma-sodge-ay".

I said negative and she repeated her turnover mantra 3 times. I put my clothes on and left.

Mamasan asked me how was she and i told her not even 50% of Sarah or 10% of Louie.

No-Joy in Happy land

BH

Member #2652
06-22-06, 18:18
I sort of TOFTT at Royal since the mamasan told me in a previous call that Linda and Gina were on vacation and that they had a complete new crew. I was presented with a lineup of two and naturally, took the one with the bigget boobs. Her name was Coco and around 35 years old. She told me she was in from LA for the last month and would go back in two weeks. When I arrived the TS area was occupied so she started with a decent massage. I told her that I still wanted the TS as soon as it was available. Later she tried to skip the TS and go to the main event, I insisted on it so I ended up with an unremarkable TS. Even though I was prepped for AR, none was performed. DATY was never offered. Initial CBJ was very good, later after FS it was very toothy. I rate her looks at 6, service as 6 and I would not repeat.

VanDriver
06-22-06, 21:11
Ok, I am planning on visiting Happiness tomorrow....

Now that Michelle (my favorite with VERY large naturals) and Louie (enough said) are "on vacation", I need a GOOD SUBSTITUTE.

Any of you mongers out there have a good experience with a naturally large breasted AMP provider lately?

I need a fix and don't want to waste my $$$ on the likes of Sophia or other sub-par providers.

Vandriver


PS... Gotta love the use of the word "tanovahony"

Bronze Hornet
06-23-06, 00:07
Ok, I am planning on visiting Happiness tomorrow....


I need a fix and don't want to waste my $$$ on the likes of Sophia or other sub-par providers.

Vandriver


Vandriver

I wish I could help you by saying Sarah but I agree with Bill88's recent post on her. On June 10th, after leaving a party early, Hondo and I hit Royal (Hondo) and Happiness (B Hornet).

I asked for and got Louie, while walking to the TS area I spotted Sarah hanging out and immediately told Louie I wanted 2 ladies - Louie and Sarah.


Long story short, Louie verbally (in Korean) kept Sarah on her game in having my toes curl twice. Several times Sarah yelled "Hurry Up and Come" to which Louie told her to "shut up" each time while I growled "make me cum!".

Needless to say, Louie gets credit for both a score and assist.


Maybe its time to break in a newbie. I tried Sophie and came uo less than short. Someone else should take point now.

BH

Bruce52
06-23-06, 23:59
I saw Sophie on June 12 and was very happy with her. I guess she has good and bad days, like most of us. But I would certainly give her a try.

Bruce

York
06-24-06, 01:14
Regarding your question of back door entry and amp providers.

You almost always have to think "outside of the bun" when considering
boinking an Asian. "You too big".

Pvtdaveryann
06-24-06, 01:15
Downtown is a very dirty place. The walk up the stairs is frightening and the fact there is a room with some beds on the floor looks like the girls never leave the place. They don't even have the decency to hire a place to get some decent signs put up. The girl they sent me looked nice but her work was so poor I left disappointed.

LexLuther
06-24-06, 02:12
PvtD.,

You'll find that most of the girls at these spas sleep in the spa. They are lucky if they get a mattress on the floor. Sometimes they have to sleep on the beds or tables used by the customers.

They also cook and eat in the spa in most cases. Well the girls don't cook. They often have an older woman who does that whom they call "kitchen onyi". The girls are usually charged so much per week for the food they consume, but it's not a great deal of money. The girls serve the customers and help clean up their rooms.

It's a fascinating industry in my mind. That is, of course, why most of us go to spas, to study the economics. Bet you didn't know that.

Lex

Member #4338
06-24-06, 06:09
Downtown is a very dirty place. ... The girl they sent me looked nice but her work was so poor I left disappointed.

You gotta wonder about this place!?? Once THE premier AMP in DC and now this. Somebody must still be going there, but not me!

Lax

Drew Park
06-24-06, 07:26
Downtown is a very dirty place. The walk up the stairs is frightening and the fact there is a room with some beds on the floor looks like the girls never leave the place. They don't even have the decency to hire a place to get some decent signs put up. The girl they sent me looked nice but her work was so poor I left disappointed.

Does everyone remember their FIRST visit Downtown? Man, at night McPherson Square was a bit scary, the place unmarked, stairwell reeking, strange dudes in the stairwell?

Girls living there? Well, Duh! Actually they live at the Hyatt Regency and Metro to work.

Signs? You have an address. What more do you need?

Service? Not as good as it used to be but still acceptable. Tell us PVT more about the service...what were you expecting?

Ginger Man
06-24-06, 08:37
"Service? Not as good as it used to be but still acceptable."

Unless you get the Cooking Mom! I always preferred Ginza to Downtown, but that was a long, long time ago.

Kimchi
06-24-06, 11:49
It is interesting to read about how the location of DT is scary. Or how they should put up signs. What do you think this is Germany where it is legal? Give us a break. You know the location, you know what to expect (except the stairs and maybe the homeless outside) but everything else should be known. I am not sure why the place has gone down hill as it has. I don't like girls watching the clock or the mamasan telling her time is up. Ever since Coco and Maya left it seems the place has gone down. Too bad they like Honolulu and SF too much. I think they should have stayed as they would be better off. I know that the LE has been a problem at DT as at most of the other places here. The owner is just a bit too scared as this is her only income. Honolulu and SF is having similar problems. Plus the market has changed. We as I am told don't visit as often or tip like we used to. I think they need to come up with a different business model as this one has seen its days. Ecomonics have changed so should our favorite past time. Change is unavoidable mo matter how much we try to avoid it. Kim needs to be more hands on again and see for herself so she can adjust and start getting back to basics. You pay for 1 hour you get as close to 1 hour as possible. Just my take on the market today.

Kimchi
06-24-06, 11:56
Oh, I did forget to touch on that subject. If these places are open from 10:00 am until 3 or 4:00 am do you think the girls have time to go to Annandale or Ellicott City, sleep drive back and look beautiful? No way. They eat, sleep, wash, give massage and the extra's all in their home while they are working. Sleeping on the floor has always until recently been the way Koreans have slept. We changed that. Now the younger generation sleep in beds unless they live in the country then they may still sleep on the floor. Some of you guys just don't know anything about Korean culture. Oh well no more talk about common sense items. You know come to think about it I did always think they stayed at the Hyatt and just slumed at DT or Happiness. or CPHC.

Spaceman Spiff
06-24-06, 16:40
I came on one of my infrequent trips to DC recently and found that one of my favorite places, ICM near Dupont Circle was gone. It wasn't FS, but you could get a table shower and salt scrub from a naked college girl (and I talked to several long enough to be satisfied that they really were college girls) followed by a nice rubdown (mutual with some girls) and happy ending.

It looks like there are several DC trips in my near future. Are there any places comparable to this? Near to a Metro stop would be especially good..

Spaceman Spiff

Larry 56
06-24-06, 23:51
Oh, I did forget to touch on that subject. If these places are open from 10:00 am until 3 or 4:00 am do you think the girls have time to go to Annandale or Ellicott City, sleep drive back and look beautiful? No way. They eat, sleep, wash, give massage and the extra's all in their home while they are working. Sleeping on the floor has always until recently been the way Koreans have slept. We changed that. Now the younger generation sleep in beds unless they live in the country then they may still sleep on the floor. Some of you guys just don't know anything about Korean culture. Oh well no more talk about common sense items. You know come to think about it I did always think they stayed at the Hyatt and just slumed at DT or Happiness. or CPHC.


We got into a discussion about the providers on the Baltimore board last year. These girls do live there. Note the buildings the AMPs are located in. That should give you a clue.


Larry!

Blueyed Devil
06-25-06, 19:57
Back in town for a few days. Tried to go to Happiness to see this Janey girl folks here are talking about, but the whole street was blocked off by LE. Apparently the Chimp-in-Chief was going to the Ford Theatre tonight.

So I went over to 14K and saw Linda, tall petite pretty lady with enhanced D-cups. I prefer natural and smaller ones, but Linda did a great job, and was worth the trip. She seems to enjoy her work.

LexLuther
06-25-06, 20:27
Spaceman,

You know I love you like a brother, right? But let old Lex give you some advice. If you insist on practicing your typical generosity in DC as you do down here in S.C., please don't say it in your posts. The DC mongers try very hard to keep the prices in line.

I believe the going rate for FS there is around $100.00.

Lex

Bleedo
06-25-06, 20:49
[So I went over to 14K and saw Linda, tall petite pretty lady with enhanced D-cups. I prefer natural and smaller ones, but Linda did a great job, and was worth the trip. She seems to enjoy her work.[/QUOTE]Went to 14k the first time last night. Very nice although Penny was way too worried about time. Paid over and she still tried to rush me. Still good though. She finally slowed down. Cause I gave her no choice. LOL. Nice body.

Sleazebum
06-25-06, 21:47
Spaceman,

You know I love you like a brother, right? But let old Lex give you some advice. If you insist on practicing your typical generosity in DC as you do down here in S.C., please don't say it in your posts. The DC mongers try very hard to keep the prices in line.

I believe the going rate for FS there is around $100.00.

Lex

PLEASE FOLKS!!!

$60 for the room and $100 for FULL SERVICE and not a penny more!!

Do NOT get them used to anything more than $160 per session!!!

If you want to spend more then go to the ESCORT side of things, please!

JJ

Navy One
06-26-06, 19:29
I know what you mean, but it depends on what you are asking, for me I want a lot, and don't mind paying for it. This means for me leaving the extra 4 so I am out 2x for the session. A man with a ring on his left 4 finger this is a reasonable to keep my head clear and #1 without girlfriend fears.

Are your attack dogs ready?

Junky11
06-26-06, 19:33
Anyone know why the AMPs are almost all Koreans? What's up with that shit? Where are the Thai or Puerto Ricans? Maybe its some kind of racket but then maybe not.

Drew Park
06-27-06, 06:01
I know what you mean, but it depends on what you are asking, for me I want a lot, and don't mind paying for it.

Good in theory, but we all get the much the same service. Unless you are getting unique or special treatment, you're throwing away money.

LexLuther
06-27-06, 07:48
Junky11,

That's a good question and one which has interested me for some time. I think it has a lot to do with Korean culture. It also has a lot to do with the status of women in Korea, which I guess is another aspect of Korean culture.

In Korea, women still play a subservient role. The opportunities for a woman in Korea to be independent and to have self respect are meager. A Korean woman is often under the thumb(s) of her husband and of other men in her family including brothers, uncles, father, etc.

Furthermore I don't think sex is viewed in the same way in many asian cultures as it is in American culture. This in itself could be the subject of someone's doctoral dissertation. But we all know that for many American gals, especially attractive ones, sex is something they dispense as though it were diamonds.

Another interesting thing is that Koreans, as compared to say Vietnamese or Thais, place a great deal of importance on collectivism, as opposed to the individualism displayed by many other asian cultures. This allows them to cooperate with one another to a degree not seen in other cultures. Don't get me wrong. I don't think there's anything like a Korean mafia as many allege. But Koreans are more apt to work harmoniously with each other than say Viets, Thais, or what have you. Many times Koreans in this country form an association which exists for the purpose of financing business ventures. Each member will contribute a certain amount of money which may be borrowed by a member of the group who wishes to establish a business. I don't understand the rules if any, but I know this is true.

Anyway, that's my view of the elephant.

Lex

Junky11
06-27-06, 09:00
Junky11,

That's a good question and one which has interested me for some time. I think it has a lot to do with Korean culture. It also has a lot to do with the status of women in Korea, which I

LexI don't disagree with anything you are saying but I would bet there is a facilitator involved --not a pimp but something akin to a placement service.

Larry 56
06-27-06, 10:25
http://usinfo.state.gov/eap/Archive_Index/Asian_Criminal_Enterprises.html

and...

Asian Organized Crime Groups – State of New Jersey Commission of Investigation 1989 Report
Koreans

Most of the current information on Korean organized crime involves prostitution. Prostitutes obtain an entry visa into the United States, usually through a sham marriage for a set fee to United States military personnel stationed in Korea, thus enabling them to enter the country as legal immigrants. Once here, the women obtain a divorce and are placed in various massage parlors and bars that cater strictly to Oriental patrons. The U.S. Immigration and Naturalization service is currently investigating several marriage brokers who paid $10,000 to G.Ls to marry Korean women so that they could enter the United States and engage in prostitution.
At present, there is evidence of an organized Korean female prostitution network operating out of massage parlors and bars in the Washington, D.C., Baltimore, Philadelphia, Camden and New York areas. Various federal and local law enforcement agencies continue to track the prostitution ring in Philadelphia, Camden and Wrightstown (Burlington County) locations.

During the spring of 1990, three women from Seoul, South Korea were arrested in Washington Township (Gloucester County) for operating a massage parlor without a license. One of the women, Ok Chea Kim, has prior arrests for prostitution in Michigan and Texas. Documents seized in the raid indicated that Kim had been involved in a Korean prostitution ring in Ventnor and in Huntington Beach, California. Four Korean women were later arrested by New Jersey State Police on prostitution charges at the Ventnor establishment where records showed Ok Chea Kim to have been employed in 1988.

In the New York City area, a Queens Grand Jury in September, 1986, indicted eight Koreans for extorting more than $1 million from Korean bars and restaurants in Manhattan and Queens. Chang-Gee Kim of Long Island City, the 39-year-old leader of the gang, was among those indicted and convicted. The owners of those businesses were forced to buy decorative plants and herbal medicines at inflated prices to disguise the extortion payments. Members of two Korean youth gangs, the Korean Killers and Korean Power, have been arrested for extorting money from Korean merchants and restaurant owners in Queens. During the past year, Korean businessmen and their families have been the victims of armed home invasion robberies in Demarest, Alpine, Rutherford and Haworth, all in Bergen County. In every instance, the perpetrators have been identified as Korean or Vietnamese.

Bob Mantis
06-27-06, 11:23
We had a long discussion about this question in the Opinions section, under "History of an Illegal Monopoly". Very interesting thread. Check it out.



Junky11,

That's a good question and one which has interested me for some time. I think it has a lot to do with Korean culture. It also has a lot to do with the status of women in Korea, which I guess is another aspect of Korean culture.

In Korea, women still play a subservient role. The opportunities for a woman in Korea to be independent and to have self respect are meager. A Korean woman is often under the thumb(s) of her husband and of other men in her family including brothers, uncles, father, etc.

Furthermore I don't think sex is viewed in the same way in many asian cultures as it is in American culture. This in itself could be the subject of someone's doctoral dissertation. But we all know that for many American gals, especially attractive ones, sex is something they dispense as though it were diamonds.

Another interesting thing is that Koreans, as compared to say Vietnamese or Thais, place a great deal of importance on collectivism, as opposed to the individualism displayed by many other asian cultures. This allows them to cooperate with one another to a degree not seen in other cultures. Don't get me wrong. I don't think there's anything like a Korean mafia as many allege. But Koreans are more apt to work harmoniously with each other than say Viets, Thais, or what have you. Many times Koreans in this country form an association which exists for the purpose of financing business ventures. Each member will contribute a certain amount of money which may be borrowed by a member of the group who wishes to establish a business. I don't understand the rules if any, but I know this is true.

Anyway, that's my view of the elephant.

Lex

LexLuther
06-27-06, 16:47
Junky11,

What you are talking about is called "Korean Taxi". He will make introductions and transport girls from one spa to another. Many people would not believe this, but often times, when a gal leaves a spa in DC she may go to a spa in Florida. She will most likely go by Korean Taxi. The girl will pay him a fee for the introduction and several hundred dollars for the transportation.

Lex

Tonto
06-27-06, 17:58
After reading the good reports about Janey, I had to give her a try. I am pleased to say that previous reports are right on the mark. The only thing I was surprised about was how tall she is. After reading the descriptions of her I was expecting someone much shorter. She is about 5'8" without heels.

Anyway, I truly enjoyed my time with her. Everything from how perky and friendly she was, to the table shower and finally all the activity that took place in the room were top notch. She also unexpectly provided AR, which was a nice touch. Janey is not a clock watcher and I got my full time plus some. I will be back to see her again.

Blueyed Devil
06-27-06, 20:54
After reading the good reports about Janey, I had to give her a try. I am pleased to say that previous reports are right on the mark. The only thing I was surprised about was how tall she is. After reading the descriptions of her I was expecting someone much shorter. She is about 5'8" without heels.

Anyway, I truly enjoyed my time with her. Everything from how perky and friendly she was, to the table shower and finally all the activity that took place in the room were top notch. She also unexpectly provided AR, which was a nice touch. Janey is not a clock watcher and I got my full time plus some. I will be back to see her again.I concur. I saw Janey today too, early evening. Sweet little spinner, she is. Well worth the trip.

Hominem
06-27-06, 23:52
Junky11,

What you are talking about is called "Korean Taxi". He will make introductions and transport girls from one spa to another. Many people would not believe this, but often times, when a gal leaves a spa in DC she may go to a spa in Florida. She will most likely go by Korean Taxi. The girl will pay him a fee for the introduction and several hundred dollars for the transportation.

LexI just wanted to provide a point of clarification. Brokers shouldn't be confused with the actual drivers of the Korean taxi services. If a girl is starting at a new spa, for example, her broker will arrange transportation for the girl through one of these taxi services. Naturally, because many of these girls don't speak any English, these girls will use these same drivers for their personal transportation when they are not working.

Spoondog
06-28-06, 01:15
Saw Sarah at Happiness, this girl is cute and pleasant, but that is it. Sarah rushed the session (and it was slow) asked for the money up front , and was just to mechanical. She just didn't do it for me. Maybe, someone will have better luck with her.

Well, good luck and safe hunting to all.

LexLuther
06-28-06, 06:20
Hominem,

You're wrong! The driver is the broker. This industry exhibits some vertical integration and a very flat structure.

Lex

Odysseus 46
06-28-06, 07:15
Out here in the Midwest, the AMPS are all Korean owned too, just like many revived motels along blue highways are Indian (Patel)-owned, etc. This seems to be a Korean niche in the U.S. economy. That implies a network, which is why the ladies are always moving around.
I have become a regular of a young woman here who takes her vacations in Flushing, N.Y., where other ladies tell me they go for vacation too. It must be like a mother house, in a way. She tells me she likes to eat Korean food there, go shopping, speak Hangul and all the rest.
She comes back very rejuvenated and then goes back to her livelihood of servicing customers. She's sending money home to her parents -- she's showed me a rather large money order once -- and plans to leave the U.S. by the end of this year. She heard of the place where she works now by reading an ad in a Korean newspaper in another city.
Occasionally, the owner, who's from Georgia, comes to visit.
It's fun trying to figure this out.
Another point: Even though it appears Koreans, like many Asians, have a more tolerant view of sex, which works to their advantage, perhaps, in that they are less angry and guilt-ridden after a while, they still get a hard edge.
Can you blame them?
Another thing: More than half of all Koreans in Korea are Christian, so I wonder how that factors into their thinking. One lady told me once she was Catholic, and I mentioned that in a later session in an off-handed way, which really pissed her off. I don't think she appreciated the reminder.



O 46

Ginger Man
06-28-06, 13:22
One of the reasons they use the taxis for transportation over long distances is the language thing, but also for protection. They carry large sums of money when they go home. Also, if they are illegal, there is danger on many modes of transportation.

Certain crooks like to target Asian women, mainly because they usually carry money and wear jewels. I have met several spa girls who have told me of being stalked and robbed.

There are also Korean Cab drivers who are not associated with spas and such. They are unlicensed and serve the Korean community. I have a friend who is using one now to travel back and forth to her work. These guys have lower rates, and are more comfortable to many Koreans, who think DC cabbies rip them off. (Whoda thunk that?)

It is indeed an interesting world.

VanDriver
06-28-06, 18:27
Went to Happiness hoping to catch a gem like Mimi, Michelle, or Louie... To no avail.

However, I did get Sophia who was an adequate provider with Bolted-on C's with rather large nipples. Weird, but sort of attractive face.

TS was fine, massage was above average, but, during the main event, she really "jarred" something loose. Seniors may PM for details on this "jarring" event if you wish.

I probably would repeat, but for the fact that I saw Sarah walking down the hall with her natural C's and tiny body.

In summary, Sophia was fine but no ATF.

VanDriver
06-28-06, 19:58
Saw Sarah at Happiness, this girl is cute and pleasant, but that is it. Sarah rushed the session (and it was slow) asked for the money up front , and was just to mechanical. She just didn't do it for me. Maybe, someone will have better luck with her.

Well, good luck and safe hunting to all.

I am glad that you have posted this on Sarah... As seen by my post below, I had Sophia today, but was intrigued with Sarah's looks and was thinking of "visiting" with her tomorrow...since my card is filled!

If ANYBODY has had a good session with Sarah, please let us know. Hopefully she was just having an off day with Spoondog.

Hominem
06-29-06, 00:17
Hominem,

You're wrong! The driver is the broker. This industry exhibits some vertical integration and a very flat structure.

LexLex,

I have no reason to doubt you since I'm sure your information comes from reliable sources or personal experiences, as does mine. I don't think that most people on this Board care about the distinction between drivers and brokers (or lack thereof), so I'm going to propose that we don't waste precious bandwidth on this. After all, I'd much rather be talking about the girls!

Hominem

Sir Willae
06-29-06, 15:38
Didn't someone (LoveLOS, most likely) write a nice AMP Etiquette post a while back? I bet it was on the other board. I searched for it but never found it. What ever happened to that? Could it be reposted?

I also have a general question. Is it frowned upon to go to an AMP JUST for the TS and massage? I tried this last night and it was not well received. I thought the extras were, well extra, not mandatory.

Also, if this is acceptable practice, can anyone recommend a good AMP/provider for this kind of service?

Thanks in advance,

SirWillae

LexLuther
06-29-06, 16:49
Hominem,

If you don't wish to waste bandwidth, why the hell do you keep arguing? Guys like you are the reason people hate FNG's.

My assumption is that the guys who frequent AMP's are interested in knowing as much as they can about the industry to include where the girls sleep, why they move around as much as they do and how they do it. In fact I believe that's how the discussion started.

I've been around AMP girls for thirty years if you count my experience in this country, more if you count my overseas experience. I have personal relationships with many of them as well as with a few mamasans. I probably understand more about the industry than you ever will. If someone expresses an interest in a topic and I can help them, I'll discuss it. That's what this forum is for.

So go bugger yourself.

Lex

Junky11
06-29-06, 18:51
Out here in the Midwest, the AMPS are all Korean owned too, just l

Another thing: More than half of all Koreans in Korea are Christian, so I wonder how that factors into their thinking. One lady told me once she was Catholic, and I mentioned that in a later session in an off-handed way, which really pissed her off. I don't think she appreciated the reminder.

O 46You can slap a coat of religious morality on but it takes a lot more to change a culture's way of thinking. No question about it --oriental cultures are much less repressed in their sexuality than in the western world. In America and northern europe when I stare at a women's ass and get caught, I generally get a scowl or dirty look. In Latin, oriental and other cultures. leering at a woman's ass is often met with smile.

I hate to say it this country, as of late, is only getting worse. A friend of mine who owns a stripper club (pasties and G-strings) spent millions (no exageration) on lawyers because the bible thumpers were using their political power to do everything they could to shut him down.

Aacountyman
06-29-06, 20:16
You can slap a coat of religious morality on but it takes a lot more to change a culture's way of thinking. No question about it --oriental cultures are much less repressed in their sexuality than in the western world. In America and northern europe when I stare at a women's ass and get caught, I generally get a scowl or dirty look. In Latin, oriental and other cultures. leering at a woman's ass is often met with smile.

I hate to say it this country, as of late, is only getting worse. A friend of mine who owns a stripper club (pasties and G-strings) spent millions (no exageration) on lawyers because the bible thumpers were using their political power to do everything they could to shut him down.

Try these links: http://fredoneverything.net/AsianWomen.shtml
http://fredoneverything.net/Accountability.shtml

Hominem
06-29-06, 20:55
Hominem,

If you don't wish to waste bandwidth, why the hell do you keep arguing? Guys like you are the reason people hate FNG's.

LexLex,

Do you have poor reading comprehension? The entire point of my last post was to let you know that I did not want to start an argument with you, and that I respected your intel.

In my last post, I wrote: "I have no reason to doubt you since I'm sure your information comes from reliable sources or personal experiences..." I'm not sure which part of this you did not understand.

If this Board is about sharing information about our hobby, which I think you agree with, then let other people share information that they have gleaned about the industry and do your best to respect the fact that the information someone else has may be different from your own.

Or are you so hard up on proving to everyone that you are a big swinging dick that you feel the need to put down everyone who disagrees with you?

Hominem

Crazy Dick
06-29-06, 22:23
Had a case of Asian fever last week. Called up Royal and Linda had an appointment. Thought I would drop by Royal or Happy and take a chance at the luck of the draw.

As I was driving down 5th street, there was an open parking space around the corner from Sun. I hadn't been to Sun since Mimi left, so why not.
Mamasan brought in Blue. I didn't recognize her but she remembered me. She said she worked at Downtown & Happy. She's about 24, 5'4", all natural body. Not bad but does have a little bit of a belly. TS & Rub were satisfactory, other services offered and accepted. She was far from the best, and far from the worst. Overall I'de say she was a 5.2 on a scale of 10.

Remember YMMV
Crazy Dick (So many AMP's and So little Money)

Eerock
06-30-06, 11:30
Sounds like all you want is a therapeautic massage with a table shower. While such massages can be had in many places, in most if not all of the establishments that offer table showers (ie, AMPs), the ladies work only for the tip money, and don't get a portion of the house fee, so you can imagine that they are not happy to perform any service for which they are not compensated. If you tip accordingly for their time, they shoudn't care that you didn't want the extras. And remember the opportunity cost. Every monger (or non-monger) they are spending their time with in an DC AMP means they could be foregoing time with the monger in the next room, who has laid 5 Jacksons under his watch.


Didn't someone (LoveLOS, most likely) write a nice AMP Etiquette post a while back? I bet it was on the other board. I searched for it but never found it. What ever happened to that? Could it be reposted?

I also have a general question. Is it frowned upon to go to an AMP JUST for the TS and massage? I tried this last night and it was not well received. I thought the extras were, well extra, not mandatory.

Also, if this is acceptable practice, can anyone recommend a good AMP/provider for this kind of service?

Thanks in advance,

SirWillae

Sleazebum
06-30-06, 22:02
Sounds like all you want is a therapeautic massage with a table shower. While such massages can be had in many places, in most if not all of the establishments that offer table showers (ie, AMPs), the ladies work only for the tip money, and don't get a portion of the house fee, so you can imagine that they are not happy to perform any service for which they are not compensated. If you tip accordingly for their time, they shoudn't care that you didn't want the extras. And remember the opportunity cost. Every monger (or non-monger) they are spending their time with in an DC AMP means they could be foregoing time with the monger in the next room, who has laid 5 Jacksons under his watch.

Go to most any of the AMPs in Fairfax County and that is what you will get. The session fee is higher but you will usually get a VERY good massage. Not all will give the TS.

For JUST the TS and massage, go to YOUNG's in Vuenna. The last time I was there it was $80 for 50 minutes and one outstanding massage. No extras!

JJ

Bobby M
07-01-06, 18:03
I arrived in DC about 5pm and made a stop for a quickie at Downtown. I needed a bathroom stop so asked mamasan for the stop. When i came out I was met by Judy who was not really my type as she has a spare tire. Since i was in a real hurry I didn't ask for anyone else. Got a TS and back to the room for the rest. She exited and returned and I had put the tip under my galsses case on the shelf. I immediately reached behind her and untied her top and said lets go now.
She told me to lie down and proceeded to strip and tease me with her hair and fingers. We finally finished what I had come for and she asked if I was mad at her. I said NO!. I am just in a real big hurry and need to go now.

Evaluation:
figure - 4 too much tummy
attitude - 8 she was pleasant and did what I asked.
overall experience - about what I expcted 7

Yes, I would return to Downtown as it is my second favorite after a spa that formerly was on 11th, I think, near Rhode Island. Easier parking there, and the ladies were special.

Poodle
07-02-06, 18:47
I went to CPHC yesterday and Amina walked in the door. She's been there about a week and will be there at least for several more. I recommend her highly. Great attitute, great skills, great body, and the closest to a GFE that I've ever experience at an AMP.

Freshly Snipes
07-03-06, 11:39
I have been going to this AMP on vermont ave, NW for years now, and all in all i'd say i've had mostly pretty decent experiences. I'm new to these boards so i don't know what some of the abbrevaitions you guys are using mean, nor the actaully name of the spot on vermont (is it called Downtown?).

Back when i used to work in Dupont circle, there was a place there i used to go to all the time which has shut down. It was on the 4th floor above a tattoo parlor. Also used to go to ICH (?) on M st (near the Camelot strip club), and so forth but Vermont ave is the only one i know of now. Last year i had two of the best experiences of 'all' my AMP experiences with a girl name Annie..man she was flawless in every departmnet! I had her twice. Another girl i had once named Jay, was also good but she fell short of annie in the Boob department but her great attitude made up for it.

Doesa nyone recommend any other places for me? Vermont is cool but i just want to se what else is out there.

I live in Silver Spring, so there was this suburban spot that i found on the Eros site called 'Dclatina' on shorefield drive that operated out of an apartment. They were good too, great prices, pretty hot latina women, but i think they got shut down.

I'm glad I found this site!

Freshly Snipes
07-03-06, 11:48
Great reports!

Ampamp72
07-05-06, 18:00
Had the pleasure of meeting Mina at Sun on Sunday. Great body. Probably 5' tall and maybe 95 pounds. Real nice full B's and an ok face. Nice soft hands in the shower, good attention everywhere but still no AR back in the room. Was about to ask for it but she had me so hot and ready that I just let her climb on top. Have not felt anyone that tight in a long while. She asked me to get on top of her, mish, which I did. I asked her for doggie and while pumping I couldn't help but think that this tiny waist with no fat on it is almost too "teenager-ish" if that makes any sense? She said she was 25, and the face probably proved it, but dammit, so nice and petite. Not bony either, but a good petite. I recommend giving her a shot.

Sugoi Nippon
07-05-06, 19:06
I've noticed that Oriental Spa (and to a lesser extent Sun, though not by name) have been making ad posts on Cragislist. I've heard of lots of stings etc..going through Craigs. Do you guys think these ads are legit, being posted by the mamasans in order to bring in new business, or have these AMPs been bugged or somehow compromised by LE? Anyone notice anything out of the ordinary at these places, or am I just being paranoid?

Navy One
07-05-06, 22:20
Went to Happiness hoping to catch a gem like Mimi, Michelle, or Louie... To no avail.

However, I did get Sophia who was an adequate provider with Bolted-on C's with rather large nipples. Weird, but sort of attractive face.

TS was fine, massage was above average, but, during the main event, she really "jarred" something loose. Seniors may PM for details on this "jarring" event if you wish.

I probably would repeat, but for the fact that I saw Sarah walking down the hall with her natural C's and tiny body.

In summary, Sophia was fine but no ATF.I saw Sophia at Happiness, was verv dissapointed, had to threaten to get another girl to get what I wnated. Teeth bad, body below adverage, waist and hips same no flair. Pussy was chewed up, tried to control sesson with feet on but backed her off that one. had to go thru 3 gloves before one pop, tried to call the clock on me, I refused and she did continue. I will not repeat. Sesson 3.5 at best.

Bronze Hornet
07-06-06, 09:04
I saw Sophia at Happiness, was verv dissapointed, had to threaten to get another girl to get what I wnated. Teeth bad, body below adverage, waist and hips same no flair. Pussy was chewed up, tried to control sesson with feet on but backed her off that one. had to go thru 3 gloves before one pop, tried to call the clock on me, I refused and she did continue. I will not repeat. Sesson 3.5 at best.

Navy, I agree with your assessment of Sophie. I think they keep her in the back and only use her when no one else is availale.

The evidence: I was there a month ago for Louie, they said "she busy, all other girls busy but I give you Sophie".

I was there approximately 2 weeks later and was informed Louie was on vacation. So I said what the hell, bring on Sophie. The result was the same as your experience.

BH (a no more sophie-gettin som-*****)

Freshly Snipes
07-06-06, 09:49
I saw Sophia at Happiness, was verv dissapointed, had to threaten to get another girl to get what I wnated. Teeth bad, body below adverage, waist and hips same no flair. Pussy was chewed up, tried to control sesson with feet on but backed her off that one. had to go thru 3 gloves before one pop, tried to call the clock on me, I refused and she did continue. I will not repeat. Sesson 3.5 at best.Chewed up pussy? Wow, that's a big turn off for me too!:(

Had a similar experience with a girl named Pepsi, at DT. She really killed the mood with her attitude. While i was in the room getting undressed, she came in looked me up and down, and asked me how old i was-with an attitude! When i told her my age (which is 31), she asked me do i have any ID to proove it! WTF! I told her no, harshly, and she took the house fee from my hand. TS was tense, because of our less than pleasant initial meeting. In the room she perfromed a decent massage, then the flip where she gave a average CBJ. She climbed on for reverse CG and began talking dirty, and saying things like "don't you love my pussy baby", etc,etc...i found it pretty funny, as her pussy was all chewed up! Then we went to mish, then i had too coax her into letting me do doggie because she said she didn't like it (i usually allow the nice girls to let me know what they like but since she wasn't that friendly, i kicked my Mr. Nice guy persona out the door). I finished up. Got the wipe down, and while i was putting on my clothes, suddenly, she became the friendliest girl in the world, ha!:rolleyes: She claims she's 28 (but she looks more like 38. Built a little like an exotic dancer with the thick hips, but had no tits. Face was below average. 'definately' will not repeat.

VanDriver
07-06-06, 11:21
Navy, I agree with your assessment of Sophie. I think they keep her in the back and only use her when no one else is availale.

The evidence: I was there a month ago for Louie, they said "she busy, all other girls busy but I give you Sophie".

I was there approximately 2 weeks later and was informed Louie was on vacation. So I said what the hell, bring on Sophie. The result was the same as your experience.

BH (a no more sophie-gettin som-*****)

Well, I went back to the Happiness Restaurant for another dish of Sophia. For some reason, she must have been on her A-game or maybe I was so hard up for a pop, that I liked what she did.

So, despite the other reports since my first one that Sophia was a poor provider, I went back for more.

It just goes to prove that, if you have a great meal at a particular restaurant, you should NEVER order that dish again.

I went in 4 days after my first visit and she had no idea who I was... I assume that thay usually have no idea, but, damn it, FAKE NOT KNOWING ME!!.

Anyway, the session went just as the first...without the massagee. I told her I wanted 2 pops, since her technique made me pop rather quickly last time. "OK", she said.

Well, here we go with a little CBJ and her technique and, for some reason, she was all teeth this time. As if she forgot how to perform.

Anyway, to RCG with her technique and I was just about ready to bust and she dismounted. Either she is an idiot or deaf, because she had to know I was ready to blow from my verbal clues. You know, fuck yeah, etc.

Anyway, she dismounted and decided that she wanted it missionary. Damn...now I have to look at her banged up teeth. Managed to pop one and then she asked if I wanted a massagee now... Ok, a short one before the 2nd round.

Short massagee and then she asked if I wanted a drink while she was dressing and getting me my clothes.

WTF, I was only in there for 40 minutes and we had already spoke of a double-pop when I arrived (and agreed I might add!).

She said another "tip" for another pop. The whole tip. No dice.

I got dressed and left. The ONLY saving grace was that it was the freebie from a full card.

I apologize to you guys for my first positive reply on Sophia...

DO NOT, in any way shape or form, CHOOSE OR ACCEPT SOPHIA...

How's that for a warning.

Mighty Spearsman
07-06-06, 14:48
Anyone know why the AMPs are almost all Koreans? What's up with that shit? Where are the Thai or Puerto Ricans? Maybe its some kind of racket but then maybe not.
One obvious point that has not been mentioned up until now is that it's fairly easy for Koreans to get a visa to travel to the US, that's one of the reasons why there are lots of Koreans but fairly few Thais in the AMP business. There are some AMPs run by Thais out west (California, Arizona) but most AMPs throughout the US feature Korean girls.

I've visited AMPs in at least a dozen states, including Oklahoma, Ohio, the Northeast, California, Washington State, Washington DC, Minnesota, etc. - all Koreans.

And if there were Puerto Rican girls working in the AMPs, then they wouldn't be called AMPs any more, would they?

Actually, there are some "chains" of MPs that feature PRs and other Hispanic girls, but they tend to fly WAY, WAY under the radar. And they are not really MPs but are brothels instead, as one usually will not receive a decent massage at such places. That's one of the ways in which Korean AMPs have been successful - the great massage and table shower along with the good sex.

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Other posters are correct, almost all of the Korean AMPs are connected somehow, at least informally, and yes there is a circuit - the girls will certainly move up and down the East Coast, as well as to California and back. Two of my all-time favorites at the Hong Kong Spa in Waterbury, CT, including the famous Pepsi, came to Waterbury from California, then returned to the West Coast after their multi-month tour of duty in CT.

I've also heard from several Korean AMP girls about their "R&R" place in Queens; in fact, the girls are encouraged to go there on a regular basis so that they can rest, so they can continue on in this business and not get burned out.

Another thought - the AMPs are a way for some of the "surplus" women in Korea to work. I don't mean that as an insult, but most of the Korean women working in AMPs are divorced/single mother/widowed at an early age, and they may not be able to find decent employment in Korea.

Also, they are almost all a lot older than they look. Go back to end April/early May and read the newspaper clippings about the raids on the 10 Waterbury, CT AMPs - the girls working there were all in their 30s and 40s.

Sushi Boy
07-06-06, 15:59
I had a light day at work, so I decided to visit H&H spa. I have not been there for a while (since rachel left), and I wanted to see how things were going.

I went mid morning, so there was only one girl there. Her name was Anna, and she said she was from El Salvador. A/small B cups, 5' 3", not fat, but kinda wide hips and a belly. I paid for the hour ($70), and she started the shower for me. After I finished my shower, I laid down on the table, and she began massaging me. Not a professional massage, but very relaxing. on the flip, she undressed, and teased me all over with her mouth (Very HOT!). Then she...Seniors and trusted members can PM me for details. LOL

Junky11
07-06-06, 19:54
One obvious point that has not been mentioned up until now is that it's fairly easy for Koreans to get a visa to travel to the US, that's one of the reasons why there are lots of Koreans but fairly few Thais in the AMP business. There are some AMPs run by Thais ...
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Go back to end April/early May and read the newspaper clippings about the raids on the 10 Waterbury, CT AMPs - the girls working there were all in their 30s and 40s.Very interesting piece of the puzzle. I am still wondering if there is some layer of management, however benevolent, above the whole circuit. I know the oriental mob once had a 'private' brothel or club in a very upscale neiborhood of Arlington but the pressure from nearby businesses and the police shut them down. There were no prosecutions. Only the mob and their friends, including their white lawyers from DC, were invited. Point being though the oriental (Korean?) mob does have a presence in the area. I wonder if they are involved with the AMPs? If they are they certainly run an efficient business.

Drew Park
07-06-06, 20:17
And if there were Puerto Rican girls working in the AMPs, then they wouldn't be called AMPs any more, would they?


Do you think they might be called PRIMPs??

Spoondog
07-06-06, 21:13
Happiness went awsome to crap overnight , we all need to tell Main Mamassan she need new girls. Sarah not a good provider either as I have mentioned in a previous post. Good night and safe hunting to all.

Freshly Snipes
07-07-06, 09:36
Has anybody heard of a girl named Apple? She was at DT in 2005. The most beautiful girl i have ever seen at DT (she made Annie look average). She's about Annie's size and build but her breasts are a tad smaller, but all natural. I returned the next week after i had her the first time but mamasan told me she had gone back to korea.:(. Apple had told me during our encounter, that she had only been there a week, so i found it odd that she had gone back home so soon.

Anybody seen or had her of lately?

VanDriver
07-07-06, 14:24
Happiness went awsome to crap overnight , we all need to tell Main Mamassan she need new girls. Sarah not a good provider either as I have mentioned in a previous post. Good night and safe hunting to all.

Spoondog:

I agree that Happiness' quality has really diminished of late.

I know that a "lurker" on the board who has contacted me in the past has access to inside information and contacts.

You know who you are (C.S.)... So, please make every effort to let the Mamasan know that we are truly dissatisfied with the quality of Happiness' providers.

Junky11
07-07-06, 16:07
Yes, now that all the good providers are gone, Happiness has become a house of ill repute.

Rockett Man
07-07-06, 17:40
clean out your PMs, I want to send you a note!

LexLuther
07-07-06, 19:19
Rockett Man,

Done. Sorry.

Lex

RickAndrew
07-07-06, 22:14
I'm back in town again this month after having seen Sophia at Happiness last month and I'm shocked to read some of these reports. I can honestly say that my visit last month was excellent and I've been waiting to go back this weekend. I guess I may have to make a change of plans. I'm truly sorry to hear things have gone south, but I guess that's the nature of the rotations.

Dave GD
07-08-06, 00:17
USGers,

It had been a while since I went to an AMP and went to the one convenient to me, Sun. It always unerves me, when I go there and 5-10 officers are across the street, but they never seem to give them trouble or even take a look at those going in.

As I went in, another monger was just 10 steps behind me, so they quickly seperated us, it was actually congested, as every move had to be choreographed. (Note to self, don't go Friday afternoon around 3pm) They quickly pointed me up to one of the top rooms with a taller cute girl(don't remember the name), and she immediately said, put $160 down on the table. I gave her $60, then she said put $100 down on the table.

This whole conversation irked me, and after she left me to get undressed, I decided that I wasn't going with her, and started to walk out. As mamasan gave me my money back, I told her, that I just didn't like the girl, and she said wait and they will get me another. I had seen Koko pass in the hall, and I do like her body, and that was who mamasan had for me. Again, there was the choreography for access to the TS, and she gave me a good one, but not one of the bush scrubs she turned me onto before.

She took me wet back up to the room and dried me there and then started the massage. I had a good time, had a good session, but it was a bit short and the choreography was kind of awkward. When are the slow times at an AMP.

Davegdb

A John
07-08-06, 07:08
USGers,

When are the slow times at an AMP.

DavegdbDave,

Timing definitely is everything. Personally I have good visits at 10:00 AM not too much doorbell action. Everyone is freshened up and ready to go. It's just before the lunch rush.

Happy hunting

AJ

Freshly Snipes
07-08-06, 10:43
David GD

I tend to go (when i go to DT) on tues-thursdays between the hours of 6:30pm -about 9pm. That's when i hear the doorbell ringing the least. In my experience it is less busy around holidays when people don't have alot of money, like Christmas and New years. Fridays for me have always been a horror story, I get the rush treatment and the doorbell seems to ring non-stop.

I hardly ever go to AMPs during the summer months because of the extended daylight hours. I hate people noticeably seeing me go into these spots. I usually am on AMP over drive when the clocks go back, and I can go in them at the times I mentioned above, under the cloak of darkness!

Junky11
07-08-06, 11:08
Anyone know what happened to Gina? Last spring/winter she was at Happiness then I think she went over to Royal.

Navy One
07-08-06, 13:39
Yoko new from NY, only two month in country. Older, 30, but clearly mixture of Korean and Japanese body and face. Kida nice, great ass, natural c, very pleasant attitude. Got pop, and left in 45, but did not feel rushed (don't know how she did that) nice GFE will return. 8/10 on my book. Talking about happy.

VanDriver
07-08-06, 16:09
Had the pleasure of visiting Happiness last night and had the distinct pleasure of meeting, what could be, the finest looking provider I have seen. Or, maybe I was just jaded.

TS was fine and I made it known upon entering that I did not want a massagee.

So, off to the pre- and main action which were both deep and satisfying.

Seniors may PM for details on the provider and the session.

Just thought I'd let you trusted guys know that Mamasan found at least 1 talented provider.

Vandriver

Odysseus 46
07-08-06, 17:54
If you prefer your fun before noon, that's by far the best. I hate going to an AMP at night. The ladies, once you get to know them and they know you aren't a grubby boor, will tell you they hate Friday and Saturday nights because of the drunks and the demands they make.
And who likes that rushed feeling?
My favorite time is in the morning or early afternoon. I like being "first customer," which means the lady isn't feeling worn out by all the action. And, if you favor DATY, as I do, then your chances of having a mutually satisfactory experience are much better if you dine early.
One lady at Happiness told me once that she's always at her best about 10 or 11 a.m.

O46

Johnnie Dough
07-08-06, 22:31
USGers,

It had been a while since I went to an AMP and went to the one convenient to me, Sun. It always unerves me, when I go there and 5-10 officers are across the street, but they never seem to give them trouble or even take a look at those going in.

As I went in, another monger was just 10 steps behind me, so they quickly seperated us, it was actually congested, as every move had to be choreographed. (Note to self, don't go Friday afternoon around 3pm) They quickly pointed me up to one of the top rooms with a taller cute girl(don't remember the name), and she immediately said, put $160 down on the table. I gave her $60, then she said put $100 down on the table.

This whole conversation irked me, and after she left me to get undressed, I decided that I wasn't going with her, and started to walk out. As mamasan gave me my money back, I told her, that I just didn't like the girl, and she said wait and they will get me another. I had seen Koko pass in the hall, and I do like her body, and that was who mamasan had for me. Again, there was the choreography for access to the TS, and she gave me a good one, but not one of the bush scrubs she turned me onto before.

She took me wet back up to the room and dried me there and then started the massage. I had a good time, had a good session, but it was a bit short and the choreography was kind of awkward. When are the slow times at an AMP.

DavegdbI've been lurking on this board for quite a while, and remember when the infamous Mimi was at Sun, but I never mustered up the courage to brave the obvious LE presence whenever I happened to be in the area. If they weren't standing guard by the MCI Center, they were in front of Coyote Ugly down the street. Am I being paranoid, or do they have as little interest in Sun as they seem to have in the other AMPs?

Also, for those of you more experienced in the arts than I, what are the chances that I'lll have another shot at Mimi?

Freshly Snipes
07-10-06, 13:15
I've read through this entire thread, and I must say that 'The Mimi' must have a peach that's lined with gold by the way all you mongers praise her. I don't know if to seek her out myself to see what all the hype is about. Or pass, knowing that every tom, dick and harry on this board has had a piece of her pie! :D

Johnnie Dough
07-10-06, 19:31
I've read through this entire thread, and I must say that 'The Mimi' must have a peach that's lined with gold by the way all you mongers praise her. I don't know if to seek her out myself to see what all the hype is about. Or pass, knowing that every tom, dick and harry on this board has had a piece of her pie! : DBased on the reviews, I know which of those options I'd select, despite her obvious mileage.

Tipster
07-11-06, 00:04
USGers,

It had been a while since I went to an AMP and went to the one convenient to me, Sun. It always unerves me, when I go there and 5-10 officers are across the street, but they never seem to give them trouble or even take a look at those going in.

As I went in, another monger was just 10 steps behind me, so they quickly seperated us, it was actually congested, as every move had to be choreographed. (Note to self, don't go Friday afternoon around 3pm) They quickly pointed me up to one of the top rooms with a taller cute girl(don't remember the name), and she immediately said, put $160 down on the table. I gave her $60, then she said put $100 down on the table.

This whole conversation irked me, and after she left me to get undressed, I decided that I wasn't going with her, and started to walk out. As mamasan gave me my money back, I told her, that I just didn't like the girl, and she said wait and they will get me another. I had seen Koko pass in the hall, and I do like her body, and that was who mamasan had for me. Again, there was the choreography for access to the TS, and she gave me a good one, but not one of the bush scrubs she turned me onto before.

She took me wet back up to the room and dried me there and then started the massage. I had a good time, had a good session, but it was a bit short and the choreography was kind of awkward. When are the slow times at an AMP.

DavegdbThe "taller cute girl" that Dave GB passed up is June. I, too, had an uneasy feeling with the brusk command to "put $160 on the table," but decided to go with her mischevious smile. [actually it was $150 with the coupon] I can report that DaveGB passed up a memorable trip around the world and a very happy ending. June is one sweet GFE if you rub her in the right places.

VanDriver
07-11-06, 12:03
Ok...

It seems that we are really failing on the intel for DC AMPs of late. There have been just a few posts with any useful intel posted in the last few weeks (one of which was mine...thank you).

So, come on guys... Quit the lurking and get to posting. You know you've seen providers lately... POST THE INTEL ON THEM!!!!!

At least give a description of the provider and the spa and let us PM for more details.

Just my $0.02.

Bill88
07-11-06, 17:41
Thanks to intel from Vandriver I saw a provider at Happiness with a rare talent, namely DT. Although I am more of the wam bam type, she tried to get me interested in the GFE which was unfortunately wasted on me. So different strokes and all that. Name is ....... ask Vandriver

Thanks Vandriver

Bill

Vaspaman
07-11-06, 18:49
This report is kinda late but anyway I visited Sugee a few weeks ago and she was fun as always. I had called ahead and made an appointment so I did not have to wait too long which worked out well. Extremely good and long shower which included some play. Back to the room very limited massage an onto other services which were good but not outstanding. We chatted about Koni and Julie and she said Koni was on vacation and Julie had been plucked up by someone and got married.

Anyone visited CPHC lately? My buddy and I are going for a visit somewhere later this week and would like suggestions on where the best Asian, DT and oral communicatons can be obtianed. Tried Koni here a couple of times and enjoyed her Asian session but I am looking for something fresh. Any info would be greatly appreciated.

Spoondog
07-12-06, 00:09
I'm back guys and I have great news; Happiness seems to be back to it's old ways. Went to Happiness the other night and saw Mickey, wanted to see another girl based on info from a fellow mongerer but she was busy. Anyway, Mickey is super cute and very friendly and did all the right things, I can't wait to go back. Also, just so everyone knows I spoke with main Mamasan that the girls have noy been up to par lately, maybe that was why Mickey was so great. My point is if you are a regular there and not happy with the service say something it might just help the greater cause of our self-indulgance with our lovely Korean ladies. Look for my next post sooner than later. Safe hunting to all and to all a good night.

Bastosboy
07-12-06, 15:34
Anyone visited CPHC lately? My buddy and I are going for a visit somewhere later this week and would like suggestions on where the best Asian, DT and oral communicatons can be obtianed. Tried Koni here a couple of times and enjoyed her Asian session but I am looking for something fresh. Any info would be greatly appreciated.I went there a few weeks ago and there was this Korean/Japanese girl there that was great. Her body was a 10(enhanced), face was a 9 (with mouth closed).. her teeth needed some work.

Service and performance was geisha like and not a clock watcher. Sorry I can't remember her name for the life of me. Check her out: She looks different from the other girls because of the Japanese blood.

Mundane
07-12-06, 18:19
King Tan in the Dupont area appears to be closed. Also...I've RTFF but I can't find anything about Supra Spa lately. Is it closed too?

Hominem
07-12-06, 20:54
King Tan in the Dupont area appears to be closed. Also, I've RTFF but I can't find anything about Supra Spa lately. Is it closed too?I called Supra just a couple of days ago and they were open. I didn't wind up going, though.

Love July
07-13-06, 10:50
Is parking available in walking distance? Thanks.


I went there a few weeks ago and there was this Korean/Japanese girl there that was great. Her body was a 10(enhanced), face was a 9 (with mouth closed).. her teeth needed some work.

Service and performance was geisha like and not a clock watcher. Sorry I can't remember her name for the life of me. Check her out: She looks different from the other girls because of the Japanese blood.

VanDriver
07-13-06, 12:46
Is parking available in walking distance? Thanks.

Even though I think that is a weird question, I will entertain it...

Yes, there is on-street metered parking on Conn. Avenue and there is also a pay lot across the street. About $6 for 61+ minutes (you'll never be out of there in less than 60 minutes... hopefully).

Now, go there and POST!

Vandriver

Lucky Luciano
07-13-06, 17:26
Hello,

On Saturday I will be venturing out to the amps in washington d. See for the first time. Last week, I tried going to cphc but I couldn't find the entrance so I went back home. My question is which spa is better: supra or cphc? What are the prices for HJ, BJ, and full service? I'm asking this because I don't want to ruin the prices for everybody else. If I pop off early, can I get another pop for more money? I'm asking this because I'm a young guy and have no control over my "popping". Sorry for all the questions and thanks.

A John
07-13-06, 22:37
Hello,

On Saturday I will be venturing out to the amps in washington d. See for the first time. Last week, I tried going to cphc but I couldn't find the entrance so I went back home. My question is which spa is better: supra or cphc? What are the prices for HJ, BJ, and full service? I'm asking this because I don't want to ruin the prices for everybody else. If I pop off early, can I get another pop for more money? I'm asking this because I'm a young guy and have no control over my "popping". Sorry for all the questions and thanks.Lucky,

I'm not sure if your a drinker or just have a hard time getting off the couch. I don't know if you realize it or not however three of your four posts have been your first time visiting amp's. We use this form to trade information and keep one another informed. Seems to me you're just trying to shoplift information. You need to put up or shut up. Every bit of information that you're asking for is posted in this form. Start doing the research reading the archives of this form. You stated today that its your first trip in December 15th and 16th of last year you stated similar information. We really don't care when you go. Just go and post helpful information. This is just one person's opinion. We all know what opinions are like. No harm intended ;)

Happy Hunting

AJ

Aman Tuleev
07-13-06, 23:52
My question is which spa is better: supra or cphc? ... If I pop off early, can I get another pop for more money?

The only bad thing at cphc - the shower room, all the other is better, i think so. The second pop is available for additional investments.

Be safe,
Aman

Peter Piper
07-14-06, 00:15
Saturday night, after riding around for an hour or two checking for some street action (which was not there), I headed down to Sun around 11:30 to check it out for the first time. I called ahead to see if they were busy and the mamasan said "no" come on down. When I got there, I got stuck in the small waiting room for about 15 minutes. I wasn't happy about that at all, but I guess I should have known better being that it was Saturday night.

The 15 minute wait seemed like an eternity, and when my "girlfriend" for the hour came in to get me, I was a little disappointed because she wasn't exactly my type physically. Honestly, I can't even recall what she looked like now. Her name was Blue.

From the table shower until the main event, it was like she was in a race against the clock. No rimming, no sauna, a short massage, and even shorter CBJ, and then CG. I tried to hold out before I blew my load, but I was so horny I don't think I lasted even 5 minutes.

Even if the service had been better, I was not crazy about the ambience there or the location itself. I don't plan to return.

Yellofvr
07-14-06, 00:20
Is parking available in walking distance? Thanks.

I always park on the side streets off Conn. ave. You may have to walk a block or two, but you won't have to pay for parking.

VanDriver
07-14-06, 08:20
Saturday night, after riding around for an hour or two checking for some street action (which was not there), I headed down to Sun around 11:30 to check it out for the first time. I called ahead to see if they were busy and the mamasan said "no" come on down. When I got there, I got stuck in the small waiting room for about 15 minutes. I wasn't happy about that at all, but I guess I should have known better being that it was Saturday night.

The 15 minute wait seemed like an eternity, and when my "girlfriend" for the hour came in to get me, I was a little disappointed because she wasn't exactly my type physically. Honestly, I can't even recall what she looked like now. Her name was Blue.

From the table shower until the main event, it was like she was in a race against the clock. No rimming, no sauna, a short massage, and even shorter CBJ, and then CG. I tried to hold out before I blew my load, but I was so horny I don't think I lasted even 5 minutes.

Even if the service had been better, I was not crazy about the ambience there or the location itself. I don't plan to return.

Peter Piper:

You should choose another time of day to peck a pickled pickle.

You'll find that Saturday nights are pretty busy there. The chances of getting a line-up then is slim to none...and Slim's out of town.

But, I agree that with the constant LE presence around the Verizon Center, it makes it a tad bit uncomfortable entering and exiting.

Freshly Snipes
07-14-06, 12:31
Is it me or does evey girl working at AMPs have yellow or not so nice teeth?

:confused:

Robux
07-14-06, 13:03
Lucky,

I'm not sure if your a drinker or just have a hard time getting off the couch. I don't know if you realize it or not however three of your four posts have been your first time visiting amp's. We use this form to trade information and keep one another informed. Seems to me you're just trying to shoplift information. You need to put up or shut up. Every bit of information that you're asking for is posted in this form. Start doing the research reading the archives of this form. You stated today that its your first trip in December 15th and 16th of last year you stated similar information. We really don't care when you go. Just go and post helpful information. This is just one person's opinion. We all know what opinions are like. No harm intended ;)

Happy Hunting

AJ


John,

Bravo! That was a wonderfully masterful bit of b!tch slapping. WWTMD? He'd give you a high five. Keep up the good work and try to get to an RT soon.


Golgo,

That yellow-teeth thing is a new Asian fad. It's really big in Japan. :)


To all,

Does anyone have any reality-based and sourced intel on the state and trends of street action? The supply side is a part of the human condition and it never goes away, it just moves to a new location or possibly underground.


Robux

Princeton73
07-14-06, 15:26
Lucky,

I'm not sure if your a drinker or just have a hard time getting off the couch. I don't know if you realize it or not however three of your four posts have been your first time visiting amp's.

AJMaybe he's an amnesiac.

Any Mouse
07-14-06, 16:11
Greetings. New to Forum, not to hobby. Been lurking for a while, since I had problems with my User ID...

OK, On with the show: I generally go to Oriental, since its convienent, and today was no different. Visited with Kimberly (Not Kim, as I was reminded). She is a rather tall lady (5'8" +) nice looking face, excelent manufactured bod, AMP teeth and very friendly. I enjoyed my session with her. Nice TS, back to the shop, good moderate massage performed with only a thong to keep me in check.

She definately aims to please, and after the massage, that she did for me. All covered action in the typical litany of alphabetic positions. Most worked well for me. As I say, she is a big girl, so the female superior positions could have been uncomfortable if not for her energy. Finished off nicely and furnished with water and a hot towel to complete the session.

Recommendation: Yes
Appearance: 7.5
Performance: 7
Attitude: 8
Overall: 7.5 -- Would see again, but probably would not request.

AM

Sleazebum
07-14-06, 16:44
http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=25&sid=849541

Once again, since they cannot stop the robberies and murders they focus on the hobby!

JJ

Zhuxi
07-14-06, 17:36
That is our tax dollars at work.

They can not stop people for getting shot for slurpees and starter jackets, but they can bust an AMP.

Somebitch.

Zhuxi


http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=25&sid=849541

Once again, since they cannot stop the robberies and murders they focus on the hobby!

JJ

mrtaiwan
07-14-06, 21:13
I've visited AMPs in at least a dozen states, including Oklahoma, Ohio, the Northeast, California, Washington State, Washington DC, Minnesota, etc. - all Koreans. There are Chinese AMPs in Baltimore, Boston, and all over New York City.


I've also heard from several Korean AMP girls about their "R&R" place in Queens; in fact, the girls are encouraged to go there on a regular basis so that they can rest, so they can continue on in this business and not get burned out.Flushing, NY. It's a great town if you like Asians. Excellent food and lots of fun things to do. Clean Chinese massage places like the one in the Sheraton hotel only cost $40/hour. There is a very large legit Korean sauna establishment where you can go for a good scrub, sauna, and massage. It's one of the R&R places you're referring to - with a lot of interesting looking customers!

--
mrtaiwan

Junky11
07-14-06, 23:41
http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=25&sid=849541

Once again, since they cannot stop the robberies and murders they focus on the hobby!

JJThe guy had a heartattack and died while being serviced? Goddamn, must a been pretty good.

Jack B Nimble
07-15-06, 11:17
http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=25&sid=849541

Once again, since they cannot stop the robberies and murders they focus on the hobby!

JJ

I don't recall seeing any reviews on this place. Odd.

A John
07-15-06, 12:26
I don't recall seeing any reviews on this place. Odd.My understanding from some of the women I've spoken to, this place catered to high-end Asian man. Can't say one way or another personally never was there. But I know some of the women that have gone there to work. That's just some of the gossip that I heard.

Happy Hunting,

AJ

Drew Park
07-15-06, 13:05
I don't recall seeing any reviews on this place. Odd.

Me neither but if the action there is hot enough to inspire a heart attack in their clients then it must have been one helluva place!

A John
07-15-06, 13:17
I believe this to be RT meeting? I'm not sure where \ when or the particulars. You can PM with details.

Wayward One
07-15-06, 15:25
I don't recall seeing any reviews on this place. Odd.

There were 4 reports back in 2004. They're listed in the AMP index for 2004.

Wayward One

Mr Boh
07-15-06, 22:33
At the time of arrests LE came equiped with 10 Grand Jury Supenies for any unfortunate visitor who was in attendance. What a wondeful way to to get a hobbier into deep kimshee: walk in to check it out and get to explain in Federal Court.

15 murders in 15 days on the Mall. 10 Old men in Federal Court for takin a walk. I may be lucky. I can not walk much any more. Am scheduled to have dual hip replacement in August. May be a hidden blessing.

The media call this place "Vip something." I wonder if it is not the old "Sun," that was accross from the US Marine Barracks at 8th and I St. I did a report about a year ago about the fact that there were 3 "Suns," the best being accross from the MCI Center.

Have 4 tickets to the Marine Tatoo Parade later in July, at 8th and I St. Doubt that walking will be good enough to get me there. There is no handicap parking. Went to one of these many years ago, and drove by last Friday to check for any parking: none. Looking at one old Master Sgt, and many youngsters in their dress blues brought dry eyes to the point of moisture. These men in todays Iraq pass up the days from my Vietnam era. PM if interested in these tickets, but USMC will require a military ID, active or retired.

Anyway, off to Sun at the MCI centere, where the LE place importance on keeping folks alive and not invitions to a Grant Jury.

Lucky Luciano
07-15-06, 22:42
This is my first report so bear with me. Well, i went to cphc today and it was great! I saw mina and i have to say, she was the best girl i've been with yet. She was really enthusiastic and seemed to enjoy the what she was doing. (either that or she's a great actress). She did everything from ass rimming to cowgirl. She's thin, with c cup enhancements and wavy highlighted hair, but i couldn't see what condition her teeth were in. Her english was pretty good too. I'm gonna go to supra spa next time and see which one's better.

LexLuther
07-16-06, 05:00
Mr. Boh,

Subpena (singular)
Subpenas (plural)

also

Subpoena/Subpoenas (no longer used)

Lex

Eerock
07-17-06, 09:42
The place used to advertise, probably in the Post back in the early to mid-90's, because I remember going. May have become an all Asian place since, or maybe didn't need to adverstise with all that potential clientele across the street.


There were 4 reports back in 2004. They're listed in the AMP index for 2004.

Wayward One

Pervylooker
07-17-06, 12:25
Hey all,

I've been lurking for a few minutes and figured I could ask the experts for some recommendations for MPs in DC.

Pardon the n00bness... :P

I've been calling a few of the ones found on the Post, but most simply don't understand the language.

Seems like OK Spa may be the one for now (at least in this area) and was wondering if anyone could share a little bit of their experience there.

Here's a few questions:

Is it a place you would recommend?

Could refer anyone in particular?

What's the atmosphere/attitude like?

How's parking?

I'd appreciate the feedback.

Big thanks!

Sushi Boy
07-17-06, 14:57
Hey all,

I've been lurking for a few minutes and figured I could ask the experts for some recommendations for MPs in DC.


Sorry, you figured wrong.

Jactionville
07-17-06, 15:46
Greetings All:

I was here in DC back in April and had a great experience with Linda at Royal. I am back this week and plan to venture out once more. I'm looking for someone nice looking with some enhancements. Where should I go to find a woman of this type? Thanks in advance for any suggestions. I will gladly post my experience again.

Crazy Dick
07-17-06, 22:53
[QUOTE=Jactionville]Greetings All:

"I was here in DC back in April and had a great experience with Linda at Royal."

Sorry but per the Royal mamasan "Linda is on a long vacatio." Also 2 of the ggod one's @ Happy are on vacation.

What the hell: ther is alway's another flower to pick!

Crazy Dick

Odysseus 46
07-18-06, 06:48
Pervylooker -- Why don't you just read the reports on this very long and detailed forum? There's a lot of detailed information here.
Most of us don't respect lurkers, even less lazy lurkers.

O 46

Freshly Snipes
07-18-06, 08:41
I'm really trying to cut back on my AMP addiction:rolleyes:. I've vowed from now on, that i will only visit them once a month because they are taking a toll on my finances (at one point i was going weekly). That being said, i'm scared to venture away from my two usual locales (Supra and DT) because

1)i've never been to these other places before and.

2) i'm scared that i get a bad experience at one of these other AMP's and it will be be like flushing 160 down the toilet.

If you were cutting back, and wanted to try another spot, which would it be H&H, Royal or Happiness? In other words, which spot am i least likely to leave with a bad experience?

Seriously.

Nova Guy
07-18-06, 09:34
Hello all,

Long time with providing no report so here we go. Stopped by Happiness yesterday (2PMish). Very slow. Asked and received a line up. Saw three - picked Bonnie. Taller than your average AMP girl with enchanced top end. Very slender and very easy on the eyes. Very attractive young lady. Quite bubbly and pleasant personality.

Shower table was pretty std with a thorough cleansing. Back to the room where I indicated what I was interested in (strictly BJ) and placed 80 under my phone - which she didn't bother to count, didn't seem to interested in the $$$$. She immediately proceeded to the breast massage and finger tickling. No rimming and suprisingly mechanical. Lots of over the top fake moaning. On the rollover - she immediately went to work. No front side teasing, nothing. She was also not very open to mutual touching/massage etc. Pretty straightforward stuff. Completed my objective and then the massage began. I just wasn't really into it after that so I told her to wrap it up. About 35 minutes spent in Happiness with a provider who was very attractive and very pleasant but just entirely too mechanical for me. She said she's been there for 3 days. YMMV. Might be different if you take the full menu.

Happy mongering...

-nova guy-

LoveLOS
07-18-06, 18:07
I've been lurking for a few minutes and figured I could ask the experts for some recommendations for MPs in DC.

Pardon the n00bness... :P

I've been calling a few of the ones found on the Post, but most simply don't understand the language.

Seems like OK Spa may be the one for now (at least in this area) and was wondering if anyone could share a little bit of their experience there.

Here's a few questions:

Is it a place you would recommend?

Could refer anyone in particular?

What's the atmosphere/attitude like?

How's parking?

I'd appreciate the feedback.

Big thanks!

Oh gee, let's all get to work getting ole PervyLurker the info. Let me check my records...
Hmmmm, yep, I could recommend trying the place and reporting your experience back to this forum.

I would recommend Mimi. Most all Mimi's are good.

Atmosphere is a 19% Oxygen/ 80%Nitrogen/ 1% Kimchee mix. Smells a little funny, but you get used to it.

I think they have valet parking. Just ask any neighborhood DC metro ossifer to watch your car while you pork the babe.

Here is the feedback: your nooooobiness and laziness is NOT excused.

Think nothing of it...

LL

PS> Operator of box-shaped vehicles, much appreciated intel. I'll be tasting the fruit shortly.

Randy Farang
07-18-06, 20:54
Brother Farang,

All I can say is that Trash would be proud that he trained you so well. I'm seldom in the DC area anymore, but I'm glad to see that you are keeping up the standards.

Randy

LoveLOS
07-18-06, 23:56
Randy - thanks, and thanks also to Sushi and O46 for their input.

Golgo, why be scarred to try another AMP? You have obviously read this forum enough since you have been posting to have picked up that:
1. lots of guys are having great experiences at "other" amps.
2. Downtown is being Boycotted by many because they are offering abreviated service and mediocre/mechanical talent. I just find it hard to believe that AMP is even acceptable to you at this time...
3. It really comes down to the Girl and the monger. If you click, it will be good, if you don't, it will be so-so. That can happen in any AMP so long as they have a provider that is appealing to you. At various times all of the following generally have enough talent that you will find at least one that will suit--DT (the Boycott continues!), Supra, CHPC, 14K, Royal, Happines, Sun, and 1818. Some of the others are smaller with fewer choices. Ask to see the provider before plunking down the house fee. If you don't see something you could enjoy spending an hour with, then WALK OUT. It ain't that hard if you think with the big head.

The greatest thanks of the day go to the driver of the van. I am glad I RTFF before venturing into DC to partake. A quick PM to and reply from VD revealed the identity of the young lady whom I have to agree is a rare gem. He will continue to advise trusted members of whom to ask for. LL will be AWOL for a few more weeks.

Here are some highlights:

1. She is stunning (in my humble, but rarely disputed in such matters, opinion).
2. She has long black hair like Asians are supposed to have--no streaking, no dyed shit.
3. NATURAL B+ or Cs
4. Wonderful, playful, table shower
5. No mechanical script actress, we made it up as we went.
6. Light kissing.
7. near GFE.
8. LL did the undressing - of her.
9. All the standard, and a few special, abbreviations were on the menu.
10. Nekkid Fingernail and Toenail trimming.
11. Quite decent muscular stretching...
12. Post event Cuddling.
13. Decent engrish.
14. dressing, socks, shoes, etc.
15. No concern for money, acted genuinly appreciative when I told her she could keep the photgraph of Benjamin Franklin I had under my watch.
15. In and out in 85 minutes! I dont have to tell you this was not at DT...
16. The valet guy (translation-bum on the street that tell you going in he will watch your car for you) thought I must have had two girls -- I felt that good.
17. Strong candidate of Mrs LL status, assuming she is not already Mrs Driver! ;)

LARS rating:
Looks 9+
Attitude 9.99
Session 9
Overall 10 This one is a private stock keeper...

LoveLOS

Freshly Snipes
07-19-06, 09:34
Randy - thanks, and thanks also to Sushi and O46 for their input.

Golgo, why be scarred to try another AMP? You have obviously read this forum enough since you have been posting to have picked up that:

1. lots of guys are having great experiences at "other" amps.

2. Downtown is being Boycotted by many because they are offering abreviated service and mediocre/mechanical talent. I just find it hard to believe that AMP is even acceptable to you at this time.

3. It really comes down to the Girl and the monger. If you click, it will be good, if you don't, it will be so-so. That can happen in any AMP so long as they have a provider that is appealing to you. At various times all of the following generally have enough talent that you will find at least one that will suit--DT (the Boycott continues!), Supra, CHPC, 14K, Royal, Happines, Sun, and 1818. Some of the others are smaller with fewer choices. Ask to see the provider before plunking down the house fee. If you don't see something you could enjoy spending an hour with, then WALK OUT. It ain't that hard if you think with the big head.I hear what ya saying, i guess i just am scared to get out of my normal routine. I did RTFF, and it seem's like its down to luck. I must say that i've had very good service so far at 'Supra'. I used to work in Dupont circle, and i also like the sense of security at Supra it being on the 4th floor..it's hit and miss with DT. Annie, Apple and Linda were the highlights of my DT experiences but i've had quite a 'lot' of disappointing experiences at DT also. I 'll try Happiness or CHPC as these are the two that seem to be getting the most reviews from you guys, and i doubt you all are going there if it wasn't at least above average. I will honor the DT boycott. I also had my heart set on H&H Spa, as i read somewhere here that someone got a non-asian provider(?) which would be a nice change. H&H Spa, from the outside looks a little on the small side though.

I'll let you guys know what happens.

Kimchi
07-19-06, 10:58
I was just reading what Lovelos said about Mimi's. The same is true about girls named Coco. They are normally very good at servicing you. I have yet to see one who was not good. Too bad there are none around here now. If there is let me know.

I think the owner of DT is not interested too much in the business any more.
I think she is just tired of the whole mess. Too many LE, FEDS and what not visiting some asking for handouts, some just taking. Just gotten tired of 20 + years running a business. Now if it was us we would never get tired. Just my knowledge of the situation.

VanDriver
07-19-06, 12:55
17. Strong candidate of Mrs LL status, assuming she is not already Mrs Driver! ;)

LARS rating:
Looks 9+
Attitude 9.99
Session 9
Overall 10 This one is a private stock keeper...

LoveLOS

I must admit that she and I will be wedded in the near future. But, to afford the rest of our families, our home, and my automobiles, she will continue working and bringing in the dough.

So, feel free to take care of business with her as often as possible.

The funny thing is that she still makes me pay!

Sushi Boy
07-19-06, 15:10
After having such a wonderful experience at this place a couple of weeks ago, I dropped by there again this afternoon.

Only one provider available, Soloman. 5'6" huge natural Ds, from Ethiopia. So-so massage, more of a body rub, on flip, mechanical HJ only, top off, no other roaming allowed. After getting dressed, I gave her $40 tip. She stopped me and said, don't you know the prices? Its $70 for HJ. WHAT?!? not a chance. First of all she didn't discuss it with me before hand. And second, I didn't want to pay it. After a couple of exchanges, i gave her another $20.
AVOID THIS WOMAN.
I am going to have to give another provider at H&H a try so I can make an overall judgment about the place. One good and one bad experience. We shall see. I am not taking any consideration of the visits i had there over a year ago.

Rocky11
07-19-06, 16:08
I paid a visit to CPHC yesterday - and although it was very busy, I had a wonderful time with Yoko.... no pressure to finish, no sense of hurry. Great TS and awesome massage - details to trusted senior members via PM
Only drawback - I had to wait for 10 mins or so in the lounge - and then another monger joined me, which almost had me get up and leave

Rocky

Freshly Snipes
07-19-06, 16:18
After having such a wonderful experience at this place a couple of weeks ago, I dropped by there again this afternoon.

Only one provider available, Soloman. 5'6" huge natural Ds, from Ethiopia. So-so massage, more of a body rub, on flip, mechanical HJ only, top off, no other roaming allowed. After getting dressed, I gave her $40 tip. She stopped me and said, don't you know the prices? Its $70 for HJ. WHAT?!? not a chance. First of all she didn't discuss it with me before hand. And second, I didn't want to pay it. After a couple of exchanges, i gave her another $20.

AVOID THIS WOMAN.

I am going to have to give another provider at H&H a try so I can make an overall judgment about the place. One good and one bad experience. We shall see. I am not taking any consideration of the visits i had there over a year ago.Damn, that's answer my H$H question. :(

Robux
07-19-06, 17:16
Duke Togo,

The price of variety is occasional disappointment. You stated you have a problem. I recommend you deal with it directly. What is the real issue? Putting yourself on a once-a-month mongering diet only makes you more obsessed.

Robux


P.S. Yoko is the new Coco. :P

Jactionville
07-19-06, 17:45
Well, I've decided to try out Happiness this afternoon. Wish me luck. I'll post a full report later. To the metro I go....

DrummerBoy
07-19-06, 18:40
I asked a venerable old mamasan why so many Korean Spa workers had yellow teeth and her response was "drinking too much cum and doing too much AR". I almost died laughing right there. Her accent with the AR sounded like a pirate argggh!




Is it me or does evey girl working at AMPs have yellow or not so nice teeth?

:confused:

Freshly Snipes
07-19-06, 20:25
Georgia Avenue/ Petworth Metro stop
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BCB (aka Golden)
5115 Georgia Ave NW
Washington, DC
(202)882-3374
10am to 10pm
International Staff, may not provide all services.Went by this spot today. It is definately closed, as there is a barber shop there now. Unless there's some secret/hidden entrance.

Eerock
07-20-06, 08:50
H&H has been the ultimate YMMV establishment since it opened about 16 years ago, and has employed just about every nationality you can think of--a Paki district government worker and young Finnish girl particularly stand out. The Turkish owner there wants plausible deniability of what goes on, so don't expect her to police the attendants as to the cost of extras. If you make friends with her she will stear the quality women there to you. I don't go enough to tell you that is these days, however. Scroll down and someone was offering b/c on a recent visit.


After having such a wonderful experience at this place a couple of weeks ago, I dropped by there again this afternoon.

Only one provider available, Soloman. 5'6" huge natural Ds, from Ethiopia. So-so massage, more of a body rub, on flip, mechanical HJ only, top off, no other roaming allowed. After getting dressed, I gave her $40 tip. She stopped me and said, don't you know the prices? Its $70 for HJ. WHAT?!? not a chance. First of all she didn't discuss it with me before hand. And second, I didn't want to pay it. After a couple of exchanges, i gave her another $20.

AVOID THIS WOMAN.

I am going to have to give another provider at H&H a try so I can make an overall judgment about the place. One good and one bad experience. We shall see. I am not taking any consideration of the visits i had there over a year ago.

Blonde Guy
07-20-06, 08:54
The door for Golden is right next door to the barber shop (on the right side) and leads up to the second floor. I went there when they first opened and had the same problem (finding it).

MoonView
07-20-06, 13:12
I must admit that she and I will be wedded in the near future. But, to afford the rest of our families, our home, and my automobiles, she will continue working and bringing in the dough.

So, feel free to take care of business with her as often as possible.

The funny thing is that she still makes me pay!

Through the graciousness of vandriver, I met the little women. I must say she is all that and MORE!!!!

Van - "as for making you pay"; always remember...business is business but she did tell me she might give you the family discount once wed. ;)

Oh yeah...she promised me I could be best man. :)

Thanks again....MnV

Hugh Handsoman
07-20-06, 17:01
I recently ventured to DC on a business trip. I needed a nice rubdown, with some extras and tried Happiness mp. For unknown reasons the masseuse did not want to execute the full monte, and called in another one to finish me off. I am not huge, but not small in the meat packing plant. I am also in great shape, and very hygenic.

Why all the bs? I rarely (never) have any problems at all. Many ladies say they enjoy the chocolate guy, and tell me good job at the end. Any ideas??

VanDriver
07-20-06, 18:02
I recently ventured to DC on a business trip. I needed a nice rubdown, with some extras and tried Happiness mp. For unknown reasons the masseuse did not want to execute the full monte, and called in another one to finish me off. I am not huge, but not small in the meat packing plant. I am also in great shape, and very hygenic.

Why all the bs? I rarely (never) have any problems at all. Many ladies say they enjoy the chocolate guy, and tell me good job at the end. Any ideas??

I guess she thought she'd met her match and decided a larger recipient would be in order...

How about the details on the provider... PM if needed.

VanDriver
07-20-06, 20:14
Alright gentlemen:

I am in need of a naturally large breasted Asian woman to take care of me tomorrow.

I know that alot of you lurkers (or non-recent posters) have some intel that is not being shared.

Put up and PM me with the name of a large breasted Asian woman to meet with tomorrow.

Anskel
07-20-06, 23:28
Went to Supra today and met Jade. Pretty and small, like I like them. I guessed 99 lbs, and she said 100. 8 on my scale, 7 if you like a fuller figure with larger breasts. Nice TS, very short massage as we both new why I was there. Brief AR was a real pleasure, followed by brief oral (both ways), mish, and dogie to complete. Nice, but not the best I ever had. Still searching for some of these 10's you all keep talking about! ANSKEL

Santeesucks
07-21-06, 02:59
Went to Royal tonight and met Michelle. I'd give her body and her look 5's. She wasn't bad but was a little on the chubby side. But she more than made up for it with her performance. She gave a superb TS and massage. I didn't ask but she brought me to ending expertly with oral. Definitely worth repeating.

Member #4338
07-21-06, 09:54
Thanks to the gracious Vandriver, I recently met his "bride-to-be". Definitely a LARS™ 10.0!!!

Van, you da man! Thanks, buddy.

Lax

Freshly Snipes
07-21-06, 10:20
Alright gentlemen:

I am in need of a naturally large breasted Asian woman to take care of me tomorrow.

I know that alot of you lurkers (or non-recent posters) have some intel that is not being shared.

Put up and PM me with the name of a large breasted Asian woman to meet with tomorrow.'Apple' at DT (if she's still there). The perfect Asian woman. About 120lbs. C cups with beautiful feet, humble presonality.

10/10

VanDriver
07-21-06, 18:43
About 120lb. cups beautiful feet, humble presonality.

10/10

What the hell does that mean? 120 pound cup breasts... those are some big tits.

Freshly Snipes
07-21-06, 19:37
What the hell does that mean? 120 pound cup breasts. Those are some big tits.LOL! :D It was a typo. I meant 120lbs with C cups.

VanDriver
07-21-06, 20:14
Well, I had another great visit with the new Mrs. Vandriver this afternoon. Of course, it was great. Except that she hurried me out after 50 minutes to take care of one of her souters (spelling?).

In the future, there is no need to hide behind the door... I know Mrs. Vandriver's M.O... :)

Also, sorry to the 40ish Indian (or Middle-Eastern) man whom I ran into on the stairs while leaving.

Funny thing is that he was a little embarrased to be seen. Realistically, there is no need for any of us to be embarrased amongst one another.... we all know what each other are up to.

Anyway, she was great and I trust that she took care of her next appointment @ 2:30pm today just as well as she did me at 1:30pm.

Although I am sorry if she couldn't perform as well for you as for me... For I poked and prodded the depths of her throat for a good while.

Gauge
07-21-06, 21:55
I have waited for some new posts to liven this area up, and reading today was just perfect!

You guys made me fall out of my chair. Great humor. And great stories of good times.

You made me laugh hard today. Only thing missing was my trip to see Mrs. Vandriver.

Next?

Colts301
07-22-06, 04:25
First, I like to say I have been to numerous spas these past few months. But nothing really kept me from returning. As for the cphc, I tried to find a better spa but I keep coming back. For now this is the amp to be at. The girls are beautiful (too bad all have enhancements), you pay for the hour you get that and more. TS are great, GFE, never ask about the $$ and never feel rushed. Well here's the lineup yall probably waitin for. (forgive me if its not 100% accurate.)

Young (5'3 105lbs): most recent arrival, about 5 days ago, decent TS, AR, 69, BL, mish, CG, RCG, doggy. short massage due to long event. in addition best GFE all them all, only downfall only been in US 3 months therefore communication is to a minimum

Yoki (5'1 100lbs, Kobe Tai look-alike): if your looking have your back cracked and all that good stuff. shes the one. decent TS, AR, mish, CG, doggy. good communication

Mina (5'4 110 lbs): previous report about her already. seems to be accurate. gave the best TS, strong massage and very talkative. main event extended AR, CG, mish doggy, RCG.

Joy (5'5 115lbs): one of my favorites. several visits to be exact. great TS. main event AR, mish, RCG, CG, doggy. b2b massage and cuddles afterwards.

Sugee (5'5 125 lbs): the queen bee of them all. previous reports about her so i leave her alone.

All in all, amazing lineup. #1 Joy #2Young #3 Sugee #4 Mina #5 Yoki

Well thats all for now boyz. have fun and treat them ladies good, as they do their best to please us. oh yeah van-driver hook a brother up with gem you found. pm me or something

-COLTS301

Korwin
07-22-06, 08:20
I took one for the team last night when I decided to try my luck at Supra. I have never been there, so I thought that I would give it a try.

Her "name" was Elsie or Ellen. Or something like that. She was in her mid 30s and had a little bit of meat on her bones. But she had what looked like natural large Bs and I was in the mood for something different. That turned out to be a mistake.

The preliminaries were mechanical and the massage was so-so, although I will admit that she spent a bit of time massaging my arms, which was nice. I was ready to go when the time came, but I found that most of my favorites were off the menu.

So I finished as quickly as I could and got the hell out of there. Before I left she told me that the next time I saw her I would get the extra special expanded sucker's menu, which apparently contains items denied to me on my initial visit.

Unfortunately for her, her lackluster presentation skills and lack of cooperation have lost her my repeat business. And they inspired me to post this review.

It's called the free market. And it works.

As a side note, on my way out I met two hotties struggling to carry a suitcase up the stairs. Fresh replacements I suppose. Why couldn’t they have been available earlier?

Freshly Snipes
07-22-06, 10:31
You guys go to AMPs way too early in the day. The earliest i've ever been is 9pm (because of the extented daylight hours) in the summer time, and around 7pm in the winter. I always take full advantage of 'the cover of darkness'.

Aren't you guys worried that you're spotted by someone, like your boss or co-worker, a friend of a friend or a family memer that might just happen to be driving by? They'll be like "I saw ###### (insert your name) go up those stairs over there!?!":D

Want would you do if your boss was coming down the stairs as you were going up? LOL!

I've actually had an incident, when i worked in the Dupont circle area and Supra was my regular spot, and this guy that had worked with me several years earlier was coming out the door, as i was about to ring the bell. The irony is, that he was always trying to get me to go to his 'church' and preaching to everyne about sinning! Man,what a hypocrite!:( He kinda gave me a double take look, bowed his head then started jogging down the stairs.

Johnnie Dough
07-22-06, 20:54
first, i like to say i have been to numerous spas these past few months. but nothing really kept me from returning. as for the cphc, i tried to find a better spa but i keep coming back. for now this is the amp to be at. the girls are beautiful (too bad all have enhancements), u pay for the hour u get that and more. TS are great, GFE, never ask about the $$ and never feel rushed. well here's the lineup yall probably waitin for...(forgive me if its not 100% accurate.)

Young (5'3 105lbs): most recent arrival, about 5 days ago, decent TS, AR, 69, BL, mish, CG, RCG, doggy. short massage due to long event. in addition best GFE all them all, only downfall only been in US 3 months therefore communication is to a minimum

Yoki (5'1 100lbs, Kobe Tai look-alike): if your looking have your back cracked and all that good stuff. shes the one. decent TS, AR, mish, CG, doggy. good communication

Mina (5'4 110 lbs): previous report about her already. seems to be accurate. gave the best TS, strong massage and very talkative. main event extended AR, CG, mish doggy, RCG.

Joy (5'5 115lbs): one of my favorites. several visits to be exact. great TS. main event AR, mish, RCG, CG, doggy. b2b massage and cuddles afterwards.

Sugee (5'5 125 lbs): the queen bee of them all. previous reports about her so i leave her alone.

All in all, amazing lineup. #1 Joy #2Young #3 Sugee #4 Mina #5 Yoki

Well thats all for now boyz. have fun and treat them ladies good, as they do their best to please us. oh yeah van-driver hook a brother up with gem you found. pm me or something

-COLTS301C301,

Which had the biggest/best enhancements? I'm always on the lookout for nice big fake titties.

JD

VanDriver
07-22-06, 21:56
You guys go to AMPs way too early in the day. The earliest i've ever been is 9pm (because of the extented daylight hours) in the summer time, and around 7pm in the winter. I always take full advantage of 'the cover of darkness'.

Aren't you guys worried that you're spotted by someone, like your boss or co-worker, a friend of a friend or a family memer that might just happen to be driving by? They'll be like "I saw ###### (insert your name) go up those stairs over there!?!":D

Want would you do if your boss was coming down the stairs as you were going up? LOL!

I've actually had an incident, when i worked in the Dupont circle area and Supra was my regular spot, and this guy that had worked with me several years earlier was coming out the door, as i was about to ring the bell. The irony is, that he was always trying to get me to go to his 'church' and preaching to everyne about sinning! Man,what a hypocrite!:( He kinda gave me a double take look, bowed his head then started jogging down the stairs.

I used to feel the same about being spotted. However, logically, if one of your friends know what type of place the AMP is, he must have partaken himself at one time or another.

I know that, before I began hobbying, I passed by AMP after AMP in DC and had no idea what went on there. So, if I saw a co-worker exiting a building, I would have thought nothing about it.

Bottom line is, who cares unless you have some high-level security clearance? If so, get yourself an escort!

The only person who I would care about seeing me exit or enter is my S.O.

Freshly Snipes
07-23-06, 12:31
I took one for the team last night when I decided to try my luck at Supra. I have never been there, so I thought that I would give it a try.

Her "name" was Elsie or Ellen. Or something like that. She was in her mid 30s and had a little bit of meat on her bones. But she had what looked like natural large Bs and I was in the mood for something different. That turned out to be a mistake.

The preliminaries were mechanical and the massage was so-so, although I will admit that she spent a bit of time massaging my arms, which was nice. I was ready to go when the time came, but I found that most of my favorites were off the menu.

So I finished as quickly as I could and got the hell out of there. Before I left she told me that the next time I saw her I would get the extra special expanded sucker's menu, which apparently contains items denied to me on my initial visit.

Unfortunately for her, her lackluster presentation skills and lack of cooperation have lost her my repeat business. And they inspired me to post this review.

It's called the free market. And it works.

As a side note, on my way out I met two hotties struggling to carry a suitcase up the stairs. Fresh replacements I suppose. Why couldn’t they have been available earlier?How much did she charge you for that lackluster performance? I hope she didn't rip you off.

Big Daddy Don
07-23-06, 16:32
I have to agree with Van. What is the big deal? When I am in a AMP they run you around in secrecy afraid on of us might see the other. Hell most of the time if you see another provider they rush by hiding thier face. Why? hell i want to check out all the girls for the next time. I don't care if they see me, they will see all of me sooner or later. For all I care they can all come in to examine my package and comapare notes!! (exhibitionism is fun too!!)

If another monger spots you. What is he there for? Oh my!! I just wanted a good shoulder massage. Do I have to get undressed?!? Can you massage through my shirt? Come on guys we all know what we are up to! Fess up, just don't let the wives catch us!!

VanDriver
07-23-06, 22:23
I have to agree with Van. What is the big deal? When I am in a AMP they run you around in secrecy afraid on of us might see the other. Hell most of the time if you see another provider they rush by hiding thier face. Why? hell i want to check out all the girls for the next time. I don't care if they see me, they will see all of me sooner or later. For all I care they can all come in to examine my package and comapare notes!! (exhibitionism is fun too!!)

If another monger spots you. What is he there for? Oh my!! I just wanted a good shoulder massage. Do I have to get undressed?!? Can you massage through my shirt? Come on guys we all know what we are up to! Fess up, just don't let the wives catch us!!

BDD:
You are so right... I forgot to mention your stated fact that the providers hide their faces and your other points on that subject...

In fact, I ask my providers to bring someone else in the room to meet me in case they are not there next time. Sometimes they do... Sometimes they don't. Does not hurt a bit.

In the end, really most of this "monger's" posts are pointless... I really hate to say that because when I was a noobie, I was paranoid that my posts would be scrutenized. For my sake, I read and re-read them to ensure that they has some umph to them. Luckily they did b/c I was not flamed to my recollection.

My advise to Golgo13 is to read the forum very carefully. Go back 10-15 (or more) pages and begin there. You'll soon get a feel for the goings on here.

Do the same for Baltimore since I saw you were flamed there also...

Freshly Snipes
07-24-06, 08:56
My advise to Golgo13 is to read the forum very carefully. Go back 10-15 (or more) pages and begin there. You'll soon get a feel for the goings on here.

Do the same for Baltimore since I saw you were flamed there also...Is this directed towards me? Baltimore? I've never posted on the baltimore boards if that's what your referring too, so apparently you have me confused with someone else.

I already know whats going on here, i'm not new to the hobby just to the board. And the reason for my original post was to just give 'my point of view' to the fact that i like to keep my hobby as descrete from 'non-hobbyists' as possible is all. I couldn't care les if another monger sees me, i already know the deal. It amazes me that when i see another monger coming down or down the stairs, they avoid eyes contact with me. Alot of times i say "WHAT'S UP?", and get no response, but to each his own.

I'm heading out tonight, maybe Supra or Happiness. I'll give report soon.

Hominem
07-24-06, 13:49
I decided to drop by DT last night after not having gone for the past couple of months. I was very curious to see if things had improved since the ban.

For a Sunday afternoon, I expected to it to be pretty slow. However, when I got there, I saw that all of the doors to the rooms were closed. I asked for a lineup, and Mamasan indicated that only one girl was available.

At this point, I knew I probably should have just left. Mamasan sends in the one girl who was available. Her name is Spring. She was in her mid-30s and did not have a tight body--some cottage cheese around the thighs and kind of flabby around the stomach area. She did have a nice set of natural 34C's, though.

In any case, I don't want to knock Spring. For whatever she didn't have in terms of looks, she made up in attitude. She also got me to nut faster than any of her younger counterparts. I believe she said she was going to go on vacation in 2 weeks (up to New York) but will be back at DT afterwards. So you guys have a lot of time to catch her if you want. By the way, I saw two good looking girls in the hallway on the way to the shower.

In the end, despite our best efforts, it was business as usual at DT.

Colts301
07-24-06, 15:12
Everyone of them had them done and about the same size. biggest would be sugee. not quite sure if they were fake tho. kinda felt good to be honest. only things i dislike are how some of them felt hard. u know what i mean. anyways hope you find one u like.

301

MoonView
07-24-06, 16:51
Is this directed towards me? Baltimore? I've never posted on the baltimore boards if that's what your referring too, so apparently you have me confused with someone else.

I already know whats going on here, i'm not new to the hobby just to the board. And the reason for my original post was to just give 'my point of view' to the fact that i like to keep my hobby as descrete from 'non-hobbyists' as possible is all. I couldn't care les if another monger sees me, i already know the deal. It amazes me that when i see another monger coming down or down the stairs, they avoid eyes contact with me. Alot of times i say "WHAT'S UP?", and get no response, but to each his own.

I'm heading out tonight, maybe Supra or Happiness. I'll give report soon.

Good start on this board!

21 reports...2 names mentioned, Apple(a 1 liner) and Pepsi.

I'd say you really don't know what's going one here!! If you did you wouldn't have jumped on Vandriver for trying to give some helpful advise that he offers through his experience.

Now since you mention going out tonight, why not surprise us with some good intel.


Just my friendly advise.

MnV

Loop Vet
07-24-06, 17:22
i'm not sure why everyone is flaming golgo, but thats just me. i'm not particularly comfortable with even strangers seeing me enter an amp.

VanDriver
07-24-06, 18:50
i'm not sure why everyone is flaming golgo, but thats just me. i'm not particularly comfortable with even strangers seeing me enter an amp.

LV:

Not a total flame (IMHO)...only that I suggest that he read the forum with more voracity and vigor to gain his intel.

Entering an AMP is always a covert operation... But, once inside, I don't care.

In fact, wouldn't seeing another monger in an AMP be similar to the Roundtables? Although I have been invited to join on one occasion, I was unable to do so and thus have no 1st hand experience.

VD

Loop Vet
07-24-06, 19:16
no, I agree vandy, once inside it ain't no thang, but I didnt always feel that way, that's for sure. And being seen going in or leaving is a whole different animal than being seen by a fellow monger inside.

Freshly Snipes
07-24-06, 19:19
Good start on this board!

21 reports...2 names mentioned, Apple(a 1 liner) and Pepsi.

I'd say you really don't know what's going one here!! If you did you wouldn't have jumped on Vandrive for trying to give some helpful advise that he offers through his experience.

Now since you mention going out tonight, why not surprise us with good intel.

Just my friendly advise.

MnV'Noobie' to the board doesn't mean 'Noobie' to the world of AMP. I've been going since 2001. Excuse me if i can't remember every name, event and location during the five years i've been going. Everyone has their own special way in which they conduct their 'covert-op', mine just happens to be under the cover of night. I was just sharing my view of the way i do things-i thought sharing info was what this board was all about. And FYI nobody jumped upon anybody. Stop looking for things that are not there. I was just clarifying some things. Don't take it as anything more than it is.

Just my 'friendly' advice.

Sun's going down. Heading out to Supra.

Peace

Kluvr
07-25-06, 01:31
First time to Sun Club on Sunday. After finally finding the door, worked out with Mina (or was it Mini?). Like 95 lbs, flat tummy, enhancements, attractive. I think most would be happy with drawing her. LE sitting across the street (Verizon Center) are a little off putting, but they just seemed bored or were daydreaming of an offhours AMP visit themselves. CPHC still my favorite.

Freshly Snipes
07-25-06, 09:51
May at Supra.

I drove down there, and decided to call to make sure that they were not busy; mamasan said come on. After what seemed like forever trying to locate a fucking parking spot, I snagged one outside the Baja Fresh and trekked around to supra. When I rang the doorbell, nobody answered the door. I rang it again and could her footsteps, like people scambling on the other side of the door. On my third ring the door was finally opened. Mamasan looked me up and down and "Sorry, we busy come back in 1 hour". Wtf! I started to say I just called and you said you weren't but I didn't feel like arguing, so I left and headed over to the camelot nightclub on M st. A few drinks usually allows me to 'last longer' during my encounters, so I thought this might not be a bad idea. 1 hour and 3 budweisers later I headed back up there and got a room immediately. I should have stayed in the camelot. In walks May, the most butched and buffed up asian woman I have ever seen. A real amazon woman. She had to have been at least 5'7" without shoes, enhanced boobs, with broad, somewhat masculine shoulders. Her faced was caked with make-up, and at first, I was way to scared to see if she had an adams apple in her throat, which thank god she didn't. I was about to ask for someone else but she took my money, told me to undress and was out the door in a flash. She gave a pretty thorough table shower, massaging in all the right areas but came off a little too aggressive for my liking. I declined on the sauna offer, and we headed back to the room. On the way back I peeped another girl sitting in the kitchen filing her nails who looked way better, but I was hurried along by May. Back in the room she gave me a long massage. She was really talkative. She said she had been there for about 2 weeks now and like it. She kept talking, asking all the usual question like "where you work" and whatnot, but then she stared to 'talk hip-hop'. It was funny at first with her asain accent, but then it became rather annoying with her "yo, this'' and "yo, that", at that point I just wanted to get down to business. The flip, then light kissing of the ears and nipples then she asked did I want everything, which I said yes too. CBJ was nothing special. CG ok. RCG she was a little rough, and grinded back a little too hard but I slowed her down til it was to my liking. Switched to doggy, and because I had been drinking, it seems as though we were in that position for a good 15 minutes with me pumping non stop. I final achieved victory and she wiped me off. I got dressed then handed her $. She kept hugging me as a tried to head out the room door but I think she could tell by my face, that it was not a very memorable experience for me. Too much talk, too masculine looking, too much make-up: (

Face 4/10
Body 6/10 (nice hips and legs though, like a stripper)
Attitude 7/10 (talked 'too' much)

Not my type. Will not repeat.

MoonView
07-25-06, 10:22
'Noobie' to the board doesn't mean 'Noobie' to the world of AMP. I've been going since 2001. Excuse me if i can't remember every name, event and location during the five years i've been going. Everyone has their own special way in which they conduct their 'covert-op', mine just happens to be under the cover of night. I was just sharing my view of the way i do things-i thought sharing info was what this board was all about. And FYI nobody jumped upon anybody. Stop looking for things that are not there. I was just clarifying some things. Don't take it as anything more than it is.

Just my 'friendly' advice.

Sun's going down. Heading out to Supra.

Peace

I guess we all have our ways and what works good for us. I know no flames were intended by Vandriver, as he only tried to help.

I'm not "looking" for anything, it's just the way it read to me. I guess it's all about "tone"...if it is as you say, I guess I miss read yours.

Peace is good!

MnV

Sushi Boy
07-25-06, 14:36
Scroll down and someone was offering b/c on a recent visit.
LOL...yeah, that person was me....Thanks for the heads up though!

Korwin
07-25-06, 15:45
How much did she charge you for that lackluster performance? I hope she didn't rip you off.Standard for one hour and a normal tip.

VanDriver
07-25-06, 18:02
May at Supra.

I drove down there, and decided to call to make sure that they were not busy; mamasan said come on. After what seemed like forever trying to locate a fucking parking spot, I snagged one outside the Baja Fresh and trekked around to supra. When I rang the doorbell, nobody answered the door. I rang it again and could her footsteps, like people scambling on the other side of the door. On my third ring the door was finally opened. Mamasan looked me up and down and "Sorry, we busy come back in 1 hour". Wtf! I started to say I just called and you said you weren't but I didn't feel like arguing, so I left and headed over to the camelot nightclub on M st. A few drinks usually allows me to 'last longer' during my encounters, so I thought this might not be a bad idea. 1 hour and 3 budweisers later I headed back up there and got a room immediately. I should have stayed in the camelot. In walks May, the most butched and buffed up asian woman I have ever seen. A real amazon woman. She had to have been at least 5'7" without shoes, enhanced boobs, with broad, somewhat masculine shoulders. Her faced was caked with make-up, and at first, I was way to scared to see if she had an adams apple in her throat, which thank god she didn't. I was about to ask for someone else but she took my money, told me to undress and was out the door in a flash. She gave a pretty thorough table shower, massaging in all the right areas but came off a little too aggressive for my liking. I declined on the sauna offer, and we headed back to the room. On the way back I peeped another girl sitting in the kitchen filing her nails who looked way better, but I was hurried along by May. Back in the room she gave me a long massage. She was really talkative. She said she had been there for about 2 weeks now and like it. She kept talking, asking all the usual question like "where you work" and whatnot, but then she stared to 'talk hip-hop'. It was funny at first with her asain accent, but then it became rather annoying with her "yo, this'' and "yo, that", at that point I just wanted to get down to business. The flip, then light kissing of the ears and nipples then she asked did I want everything, which I said yes too. CBJ was nothing special. CG ok. RCG she was a little rough, and grinded back a little too hard but I slowed her down til it was to my liking. Switched to doggy, and because I had been drinking, it seems as though we were in that position for a good 15 minutes with me pumping non stop. I final achieved victory and she wiped me off. I got dressed then handed her $. She kept hugging me as a tried to head out the room door but I think she could tell by my face, that it was not a very memorable experience for me. Too much talk, too masculine looking, too much make-up: (

Face 4/10
Body 6/10 (nice hips and legs though, like a stripper)
Attitude 7/10 (talked 'too' much)

Not my type. Will not repeat.

Well sir, I applaud you on your review. Thank you.

May I add that it would be much easier to read if you break it up into paragraphs?

VD (the name not the disease)

Santeesucks
07-26-06, 02:35
Since I just got back to DC the past week, I went out drinking with some buddies. After a good night, I decided to stop by Royal and try out some of their other talents.

Despite what seemed like a slow night, I was not overly pleased with the lineup. The mamasan showed me five girls and I opted to go with Michelle, whom I had a session with last week. I was just not impressed with the other providers I saw. Since Michelle was very enthusiastic and provided excellent TS and AR last week, I went with her for another session. Although she is not the skinniest girl ever, her attitude and her natural C rack made it a good choice for the night.

Since this is the second time in 2 weeks, Michelle asked no questions. She gave me a 15 minutes TS and thoroughly cleaned the important areas. Back to the room and she gave a hard but very soothing massage for about 15 minutes. Without even asking the flip, Michelle's tongue went to work and must have tickled me for 10 minutes with an expertly administered AR.

She then manuvered me to such a position that she started a CBJ without flipping me over. But with both of us breathing hard, I flipped and gave her access to play with my twins while she had me in her mouth. During the nexst five minutes, her tongue dashed between Mr. Happy, his twins, and the region below.

Without much effort on my part, Michelle mounted me for CG, missh, and finished the main event doggie. She then left and came back with a hot towel to wipe me down and massaged me for another ten minutes,

All in all it was the standard house fee + $. Michelle did not watch the clock and I was in her care for at least 70 minutes. It was well worth it and I would definitely return.

Flan Dop
07-26-06, 22:35
Ive been to MCI Center one, Wi Av, I Street and Woodbridge VA.

Brief rundown of my opinions

MCI- Dirty place, but easy parking when there isnt a game (60-120 standard all 4 obviously). I got a rookie last time I went there and it always felt rushed there. Women id rate a 7-8.

I Street- Women 9, place is kind of quarky compared to others. The woman I got here was worried because I didnt immediately grab her ass to let her now I wasnt LE. Great massage as well (I find thats 50/50 with them--some just suck). Parking is not an issue. Dont go here on a weekend night (thur-sat) because you'll get stuck waiting to get through the club on the first floor.

Woodbridge, VA- Been here twice. Place is clean, but kind of far from DC. It is a quiet little light industrial (drs offices) complex. Only open until 11. Not after. I came at 10:45 once and they took me in, but hj only. Other time cfs. I like the place, but just a hassle to get to.

Wis Av- I think this is the best overall out of these four, but I have always been nervous since the Washington Post's story mentioned it. Friendly service and women are a 9. This was the first one I ever went to about two years ago. I have gone back here the most.

I was wondering if anyone has been to new Latina place being advertised on cglist off of Georgia Av? I called once, got address (its near Silver Spring border--no need to go into details bc of LE), and went, but no one answered. The prices seemed good, women looked good, but I'm nervous because on a nearby streat an LE 'Communications' vehicle is always parked. Wondering if anyone knows the lowdown here. Service worth it?

Freshly Snipes
07-27-06, 11:31
I was wondering if anyone has been to new Latina place being advertised on cglist off of Georgia Av? I called once, got address (its near Silver Spring border--no need to go into details bc of LE), and went, but no one answered. The prices seemed good, women looked good, but I'm nervous because on a nearby streat an LE 'Communications' vehicle is always parked. Wondering if anyone knows the lowdown here. Service worth it?I used to go to one that i found on eros site, DCLatina but they've sinced closed. PM me the number so i can check it out.

Dc Punter
07-27-06, 15:39
Headed to Royal/Happiness after a late night at work, around 11:30pm last night. When I was just across the street, there were several homeless people hanging out around the entrance, so I decided to pass. One lady even called out to me across the street "sir, over here, it's right over here." Anyway, I was a) afraid of getting jumped - I mean, they know you have cash on you, right? and b) don't really like to be seen going in by anyone.

So I left and walked up to 14K. Scoped out the entrance for a while and saw 2 other mongers go in within about 5 minutes of each other! I should have just left, but I figured what the hell. I went in and there was only one girl left. I should have just left. Wait - didn't I already say that!?

She was pretty chunky, and below average in the face but had big 'uns. Jennifer. Believe it or not, I actually was in a bit of a rush, so i just wanted to pop and move on. Service was good and I actually told her I was in a hurry, so after the ts, got right down to business. CBJ was done well and moved to CG followed by doggie and then popped mish. She let me suck on those huge melons during mish, which was nice.

The place was hopping. The front door buzzed regularly for the 25 minutes I was in there.

I guess I could have tried DT, but I didn't feel like dealing with them last night. All in all, 14K is where I go when all other options fail and I just don't care. I still feel the same way.

Sushi Boy
07-27-06, 16:44
Headed to Royal/Happiness after a late night at work, around 11:30pm last night.
Just to clarify for all you noobs out there, who don't RTFF. Royal and Happiness are two different AMPS on the same block, a couple doors away from each other.

Sushi Boy
07-27-06, 17:59
I used to go to one that i found on eros site, DCLatina but they've sinced closed. PM me the number so i can check it out.
In a previous post of yours, you stated this place has been shut down, so we could all conclude the the phone numbers WON'T match. If by a slim chance you think they are the same phone number, why don't you try the number you have and see if it works.

I will say that there is at least one girl pictured in Flan Dop's operation that has an uncanning resemblence to a girl i had the pleasure of meeting with a few times at "dclatina"

Personally, I was originally put off by you, golgo. Maybe its because several of your "early" posts were requests for info. and/or the info you did offer up was stuff anyone could have gotten just by reading the forums. And maybe its because several of your posts have no point to them whatsoever. With your last post, I think you are getting on the right track for the usefulness of this board. Keep it up. Long live "The Don"!

JuanTalachero
07-28-06, 05:44
Greetings All:

I was here in DC back in April and had a great experience with Linda at Royal. I am back this week and plan to venture out once more. I'm looking for someone nice looking with some enhancements. Where should I go to find a woman of this type? Thanks in advance for any suggestions. I will gladly post my experience again.

Good to see your one eye is still working.

Boberati
07-28-06, 08:51
Don't post much but lurk every so often, so I thought I should try to contribute. Saw Ying Ying at a Tyson's Chinese apartment, as advertised on ErosDC. Young and beautiful with not an ounce of fat on her, small very perky and responsive erasers (just how I like 'em). Tight and wonderful box. Highly recommended. Same price as DC MP without having to go through the lineup or other guesswork. Find info on ErosDC.

Sushi Boy
07-28-06, 09:23
I couldn't care less whether your put off by me or not. I'm not here to please you, just to mingle with others that share the same hobby that i do...got it?

And as far as the phone number is concerned, i know it's not the same number einstein. I wouldn't ask for a number i already have now would i? I was just interested in a new latin spot. Hey, maybe it's the same company and they've just set up shop somewhere else. Take your noobie bashing comments elsewhere. If you think i'm one of these rookie posters that's afraid to speak my mind because i haven't achieved your coverted 'senior status' your highness, then you are sadly mistaken.

On my next venture, i plan to attend CPHC. Look out for my post.

Peace.
Obviously you do care about what I say about you, or you wouldn't have replied.
And where do you suggest I take my "noobie bashing comments"?

VanDriver
07-28-06, 10:17
Do any of you lurkers have information on Penny @ Happiness?

PM if necessary...

Freshly Snipes
07-28-06, 13:29
Obviously you do care about what I say about you, or you wouldn't have replied.

And where do you suggest I take my "noobie bashing comments"?Well, you could take them and give yourself a prostate exam.:rolleyes:

Colts301
07-28-06, 15:01
[QUOTE=COLTS301]first, I like to say I have been to numerous spas these past few months. But nothing really kept me from returning. As for the cphc, I tried to find a better spa but I keep coming back. For now this is the amp to be at. The girls are beautiful you pay for the hour you get that and more. TS are great, GFE, never ask about the $$ and never feel rushed. PM if you want details.

Colts301
07-28-06, 15:03
Hey buddy,

I sent a PM regarding penny. In addition I revised the post on cphc. Seems as if several fellow members saw something there and said they wanted me to delete. So have fun. PM me if need any extra info. I got more than my post counts says I do LOL

301

Sleazebum
07-28-06, 19:42
Fellas! We are NOT here to snipe and snap at each other!

Knock off all this BS and stay on topic!! I do not see any value in attacks such are starting to creep in here!

This is NOT TBD after all! Let's not turn it into one! The only personalities we should be discussing here are of the providers!

Sheesh!!

JJ

Spoondog
07-28-06, 21:10
Is Penny back at Happiness, if anyone knows please post info.

Navy One
07-28-06, 21:57
Do any of you lurkers have information on Penny @ Happiness?

PM if necessary...Yes once when Yoko was busy. she tried to control situation, seemed very experienced, average face but everything else ok. was cooperative, was not the GFE, but did achieve my stars, glove came off and she didnot mind, this kinda freaks me out, but after the pop, takes a lot to freak me that much. overall would repeat, if yoko is busy smile.

Tipster
07-29-06, 13:18
Lucy was a new experience for me. Before giving me her name, I expected that Mamasan had directed Mina to me. I knew Mina only from prior descriptions. I suspect Lucy carries a bit more weight, but still very attractive. Maybe 4'8", enhanced Cs, soft young firm skin. She enjoyed striping (teasing) for me.

She showered with me, with us both undressed, (also a first)

I thought Lucy asked me if I wanted AR to which I quickly said yes. Somewhat surprising, she then left for another two covers. She returned and after some licking began with a heavy CBJ with a near violent covered finger (surprise!) thrusting into my rear. When I was nearly ready to pop, I pulled her up to finish in CG position.

Marlo
07-29-06, 15:47
Well Gents I finally made it to the CHPC. This is by far the best AMP in regards to quality and cleanliness of the facility. Additionally, I saw three girls in the hall way that were simply lovely. I went with a list of best providers in ranking order previously posted on this site. Only one available, Joy…and she was at the top of my list (my lucky day). Well, let me say that Joy is tall, slender and a pleasure to look at. The TS was very good with much attention paid to the critical areas, which proved as an indicator of things to come. Long story short, AR, CG and my favorite ending with her flat on her stomach. She sucked my thumb and finger as I held her closely from behind and that served as the nail in my coffin and brought my pounding to a screeching halt as I could no longer hold off after that. Afterwards she provided a great massage and as I was pressed for time to get back to work, we parted ways. The CPHC is the best AMP I have been to. A bit out of my way but well worth the effort. Good luck.

Colts301
07-29-06, 16:11
went there to check out the lineup but seemed busy. was offered one provider. either lena or gena couldn't make it out. didnt like what i saw, so decided to pull the "oh u didn't take credit cards?" and headed out. of course went back to my favorite place CPHC. usual thing again. this time with YOung. this girl acts as if she's really shy but when the lites goes out, its a whole different story. this weekly amp thingy is definitely putting a dent in my pockets. but again well worth it. PM if u want details

-301

Colts301
07-29-06, 16:23
Regarding Penny: I'm not quite sure if she returned. But I have seen her once in the past. Let me say I'm not thrilled about the visit. Last I heard from a buddy of mind that she was still there. If you want just call them and ask if she's available. If you have a problem finding a good amp. Try CPHC, you won't be dissappointed.

301

VanDriver
07-30-06, 00:55
Lucy was a new experience for me. Before giving me her name, I expected that Mamasan had directed Mina to me. I knew Mina only from prior descriptions. I suspect Lucy carries a bit more weight, but still very attractive. Maybe 4'8", enhanced Cs, soft young firm skin. She enjoyed striping (teasing) for me.

She showered with me, with us both undressed, (also a first)

I thought Lucy asked me if I wanted AR to which I quickly said yes. Somewhat surprising, she then left for another two covers. She returned and after some licking began with a heavy CBJ with a near violent covered finger (surprise!) thrusting into my rear. When I was nearly ready to pop, I pulled her up to finish in CG position.

Tipster:

I concur 100% of your review of Lucy... I had her the other day and she was perfect.

In fact, I did not know that her mams were enhanced until she layed down on her back...must be silicone.

But, I will say that I think she is more about 5'6" tall.

I assume that we are speaking of the same employee of Sun...

VD (the name not the disease)

VanDriver
07-30-06, 12:45
Is Penny back at Happiness, if anyone knows please post info.

Well, I cannot be certain, but my Ex, Yoko, told me that she was there (she says they are friends).

However, I have never experienced her.

VD (the name not the disease)

Tipster
07-30-06, 12:57
Van Driver,

Yes, Lucy is at Sun. The place keeps me rising recently, although the climb up the steps is a bit wobbly.

Since you believe my 4'8" guess is so off the mark, I'll revise my estimate on Lucy's height to 5'2", but not a millimeter more. However, I find it hard to estimate the height of anyone under about 5'9", particularly when I'm concerned with so many other measurements.

Regarding her racks, they felt quite natural but looked far too bazooka in size (relative to her otherwise petite body) to appear natural. She encouraged me to suck her nips bur I did not sense that she derived any sensual pleasure from them. (I don't know, does silicon have a numbing effect?)

I must say that my pleasure at the moment of service was greater than currently. In retrospect, service (althought not rushed) was only 45 min. and she, althought teasing, was a bit distant. Given a choice, I would try June again, who was far friendlier.

Tipster

Johnny Rebel1
07-30-06, 13:15
Can anyone tell me address and names of good amp in dc. I am in Baltimore and have posted there. I am going to be in DC for next week and fig I try them out. YOu can private message me if you like.

Thanks,

Johnny

Yellofvr
07-30-06, 18:29
Can anyone tell me address and names of good amp in dc. I am in Baltimore and have posted there. I am going to be in DC for next week and fig I try them out. YOu can private message me if you like.

Thanks,

Johnny

Just on the first page of this thread alone there are reviews for 2 or 3 good amps. Go back a couple of pages and you'll find more. Search for posts by Wayward One and you'll find an index of all the DC amps with names, adresses and ratings. Just read back a little, it's not that hard.

fvr

VanDriver
07-30-06, 19:42
Can anyone tell me address and names of good amp in dc. I am in Baltimore and have posted there. I am going to be in DC for next week and fig I try them out. YOu can private message me if you like.

Thanks,

Johnny

Johnny:
I honor of the potential cease-fire between IDF and Hezbolah, I will hold my fire.

This board is FULL of tons of intel on DC amps... And, very well organized to boot.

Go back a few pages and read the damn thing... Not only will you gather the requested information, you will find that we are pretty interesting posters.

Then, POST YOUR INTEL after your visit to our stomping ground and let us know how you fared!

VD

Member #4338
07-30-06, 22:57
Do you guys get a cheap nut whenever someone comes on here and requests info and you tell him to RTFF? I mean come on, you guys do it to very single person; especailly you VD, you have seemed to have taken it upon yourself to do the scolding whenever someone pops up requesting intel. Who nominated you the boards 'daddy', anyway?

What do you expect people to come on here and do? This board is designed for 'information intel'. Maybe it does get annoying that every few days a new poster comes on here and asks "where's this'', and "where's that' but there's no need to reply to every single one of them. Just ignore their post, they'll soon start digging back through the threads on their own. It's natural to ask questions when your new in any enviroment.

Keep the Peace:)

OK G13, fine, you be the SOURCE! From now on I nominate Golgo13 as the source of all intel for no-nothing-DCBoard-Noob's. Any seconds?

I'll forward all the dumbass PM's for intel to you and expect you will be the DC Welcome Wagon.

FLASH: Any DC regular that gets a request for intel, please forward to Golgo13 for an answer. What could be simpler?

Lax

VanDriver
07-30-06, 23:27
Do you guys get a cheap nut whenever someone comes on here and requests info and you tell him to RTFF? I mean come on, you guys do it to very single person; especailly you VD, you have seemed to have taken it upon yourself to do the scolding whenever someone pops up requesting intel. Who nominated you the boards 'daddy', anyway?

What do you expect people to come on here and do? This board is designed for 'information intel'. Maybe it does get annoying that every few days a new poster comes on here and asks "where's this'', and "where's that' but there's no need to reply to every single one of them. Just ignore their post, they'll soon start digging back through the threads on their own. It's natural to ask questions when your new in any enviroment.

Keep the Peace:)

Golgo13:

I don't cast a nut each time I say RTFF... In fact, this time I did not say that whatsoever. I simply suggested that he read the forum himself for there is lots of intel to be had. Oops, I said the word "damn" in my first post!

By the way, where I do cast my nut is in the AMPs from which I then post intel (or sometimes post an appetizer and tell the trusted members to PM for details).

It was not that long ago that I was a noob to this board and had the knowledge and foresight to read the forum dating long before I joined and gathered more than enough intel to help me along.

I will be the first to say that I am by no means the board's "daddy", but I also will say that I help contribute enormously to my fellow posters.

Come on dude, I gave you kudos for your recent post. My only gripe is that it was a little difficult to read on-screen without it being broken into paragraphs.

I really don't think the noobs are that stupid that they feel there is nothing to be had by reading the previous posts. I just think they are lazy.

In fact, if they did read just a little, they would see that most noobs whose first post is asking for information are scolded.

There is a bit of a knowledge-curve in our hobby and simply gaining intel from one poster's response to a noob's question will not help in the game.

If one is truly interested in gaining the knowledge necessary to be successful, one would read as much literature as possible.

So, here's the deal: I will continue to scold those who simply come on to ask for information without taking the few minutes to read the valuable intel; you can either post or PM each one of them and hold their hand.

Give a man intel and he'll fuck for a day; teach a man to gather intel and he'll fuck for a lifetime. (or is it eat?)

I am sure you must concur with my statements.

VanDriver
07-30-06, 23:28
OK G13, fine, you be the SOURCE! From now on I nominate Golgo13 as the source of all intel for no-nothing-DCBoard-Noob's. Any seconds?

I'll forward all the dumbass PM's for intel to you and expect you will be the DC Welcome Wagon.

FLASH: Any DC regular that gets a request for intel, please forward to Golgo13 for an answer. What could be simpler?

Lax

Do we have a third?

MoonView
07-30-06, 23:38
Do we have a third?

#3 - Here! :)

MnV

Tipster
07-30-06, 23:54
Do we have a third?The entire motion is out of order. This total thread is off topic. I say we ignore questions and requests from those who do not RTFF, ignore criticism from those who criticize those who do not RTFF, and ignore attacks by those who blast those who criticize those who criticize those who do not RTFF. Guys. The heading is Massage Parlor Reports. If it ain't a MPR, talk to your SO about it (I. E. , keep it at home; leave it out of the forum.)

Back on topic, anyone have any views on whether or not that swish of Listerine with the table shower provides protection?

Hey, I'm only asking in jest.

Spoondog
07-31-06, 00:25
I will agree with the majority in saying post some useful info first then we might be more apt to answer any questions one might have. Example; (I know I am not supposed to mention her name, but she has already been mentioned in a previous post and I am doing so to lead by example and keep the peace on the board.) Yoko at Happiness is in one word, WOW! I saw her recently and she is really hot and gave me my first AR among other skills which were all first rate. This girl did some awsome positions with me, I plan on seeing her again this week and will post info. Safe hunting to all and to all a good night.

Colts301
07-31-06, 04:51
wowza. Its becoming a weekly thing now. Sometimes more than twice a week. Oh well long story short. Had another great session with my favorite gal JOY. I won't go into detail here. But if anyone is interested. Just PM me.

301

Member #4338
07-31-06, 07:23
Well, I cannot be certain, but my Ex, Yoko, told me that she was there (she says they are friends).

However, I have never experienced her.

VD (the name not the disease)

Van:

Is there trouble in paradise? I thought that you and Yoko were going to tie the knot. Is she now free to accept proposals (of whatever sort :D ) from others?

True love (or is that lust) is such a fleeting fancy.

SMWSLT ;)

Lax

Benchseats Rock
07-31-06, 09:34
Do you guys get a cheap nut whenever someone comes on here and requests info and you tell him to RTFF? I mean come on, you guys do it to very single person; especailly you VD, you have seemed to have taken it upon yourself to do the scolding whenever someone pops up requesting intel. Who nominated you the boards 'daddy', anyway?

What do you expect people to come on here and do? This board is designed for 'information intel'. Maybe it does get annoying that every few days a new poster comes on here and asks "where's this'', and "where's that' but there's no need to reply to every single one of them. Just ignore their post, they'll soon start digging back through the threads on their own. It's natural to ask questions when your new in any enviroment.

Keep the Peace:)

I think this is hysterical. You have no idea how lucky you are to have us - the kinder, gentler senior membership. Trashman, may peace be upon him, would have flamed you like sunlight to a vampire. If you'd taken the time to actually RTFF you'd know this, and thank us for being as tolerant, patient and as nurturing to new members as we are.

VanDriver
07-31-06, 12:26
Van:

Is there trouble in paradise? I thought that you and Yoko were going to tie the knot. Is she now free to accept proposals (of whatever sort :D ) from others?

True love (or is that lust) is such a fleeting fancy.

SMWSLT ;)

Lax

Lax:

No troubles... Just want to be sure she is the right woman for me. There are so many fish in the sea.... And, I want to sample all of them.

Yes, I would say that it would be fine to announce to the world that Yoko @ Happiness is a 9.9 out of 10 keeper...In my opinion.

If any of my fellow mongers have the time (except Golgo13...just kidding), I would highly recommend her. Unless, that is, I have an appointment with her already!

VD

Eerock
07-31-06, 12:38
Whenever some asks a question that can be answered by reading back, they are implicitly saying "the time it would take me to find the posts that answer my question is more valuable than the time it will take you guys to type up an answer my question." Tell them to RTFF is actually a measured response to such an atttitude.


Do you guys get a cheap nut whenever someone comes on here and requests info and you tell him to RTFF? I mean come on, you guys do it to very single person; especailly you VD, you have seemed to have taken it upon yourself to do the scolding whenever someone pops up requesting intel. Who nominated you the boards 'daddy', anyway?

What do you expect people to come on here and do? This board is designed for 'information intel'. Maybe it does get annoying that every few days a new poster comes on here and asks "where's this'', and "where's that' but there's no need to reply to every single one of them. Just ignore their post, they'll soon start digging back through the threads on their own. It's natural to ask questions when your new in any enviroment.

Keep the Peace:)

VanDriver
07-31-06, 14:16
Whenever some asks a question that can be answered by reading back, they are implicitly saying "the time it would take me to find the posts that answer my question is more valuable than the time it will take you guys to type up an answer my question." Tell them to RTFF is actually a measured response to such an atttitude.


EE:

Very well stated... And, coming from a relatively noob yourself, you must have taken the time to read the forum.

Good job.. I really mean it!

Sarang Haeyo
07-31-06, 15:53
After three months of "lurking" on this site I've finally decide to post something.

I found out about you guys after the busts in Waterbury Ct at the end of April. The newspapers mentioned the site.

I had been frequenting AMPs for about a month when I met a provider who was to become my girlfriend. This woman and I hit it off so well that we started to socialize outside of the AMP.

I'm not quite sure how I deal with the fact that as I type this she may be "massaging" one (or more) of you guys but the fact of the matter is, when I'm with her, what she does for a living doesn't even enter into the picture.

I have to say it has been a great ride and at this point I hope it never ends.

We've been together for more than a year. We've gone on vacations together, I visit her and stay at her home, she visits me and stays at my home and the only thing keeping us from living together right now is if she lived with me, she'd get no work because the taxi drivers won't come here to get her. When her time is up, hopefully by the end of the year, we can do something about this because this woman is without a doubt, pound for pound, the best girlfriend I have ever had.

It has been great reading what you guys have to say about your experiences in the AMPs.

Because of what happened to me and my AMP experience I think maybe I can look at this with a slightly different point of view than most.

I'm not sure where this post will lead. Perhaps to some flaming, perhaps to some interesting discussion. Perhaps nowhere!

What prompted me to post was the hits some of the guys are taking for asking questions that could in fact be answered by RingTFF.

I will say this about the vast majority of you guys: you all seem to treat these girls with the utmost respect. I haven't read anything horrendous about the girls and for that I am grateful.

It is certainly a fascinating world we have entered.

Kamsa Hamnida

Ginomiles
07-31-06, 16:21
Here is some intel for the crew from a new author in the area. This is how it is done.

Spent a few days in DC and made two trips to AMPs - wow! What a great time. I can't stop thinkin' about it.

Tried Happiness first. Went at 11:00AM to beat the rush. No wait. I think I saw GiGi, I think. She is a D-cup gal with too much make-up and a red outfit. I said was first time and wanted a massage, dumb move. The sign on the door says no massage anymore, only "training and stretching." Oops. She overcame any concern and gave a great table shower. Just an OK massage, but on the flip got both some rim (never had that before - heaven) and the ol' put-the-sleeve-on-with-the-mouth trick (I am sure it has some goofy name). So good I did not realize it was on down there, at first. Silly me. I also had a little fantasy lived out by my standing up with her on the table. Awesome.

Loved it so much, went to Supra that evening. Can you spell sucker? "Ginny" was so much prettier, but I had to wait. The place is so cruddy that I nearly lost my nerve. Well, Ginny set me straight during the TS and we skipped right to the good part, no massage. I was so into it that I was having fun getting her off, too. I am pretty sure she was faking for my satisfaction, but she was good at the kegel crunches. More heaven.

Here is the rub, so to speak. Both did the rim job and sleeve-with-mouth trick in the exact same way. Both wore the same outfit, though Ginny's was leopard print, and used that weird finger massage trick (with the little snap noise). I can't help but wonder, were ar ethey all going to AMP School. The two places were eerily alike.

MoonView
07-31-06, 17:36
This place has always been a favorite of mine. Always clean, comfortable and very hospitable. Appointments are always honored, and the slotted time never runs less than expected. The therapists there are all polite and respectful, I have never experienced any pushiness or uncomfortable situations...before, during or after!

Young was my trainer, a real sweetheart; she was very skilled and I recommend her highly to anyone in need of a session. I left fully refreshed as if all the stress of the week had just melted away.

PM's are available.(except G13..."just kidding"...maybe!) :)

(+)

MnV

Kluvr
07-31-06, 20:59
After three months of "lurking" on this site I've finally decide to post something.

I found out about you guys after the busts in Waterbury Ct at the end of April. The newspapers mentioned the site.

I had been frequenting AMPs for about a month when I met a provider who was to become my girlfriend. This woman and I hit it off so well that we started to socialize outside of the AMP.

I'm not quite sure how I deal with the fact that as I type this she may be "massaging" one (or more) of you guys but the fact of the matter is, when I'm with her, what she does for a living doesn't even enter into the picture.

I have to say it has been a great ride and at this point I hope it never ends.

We've been together for more than a year. We've gone on vacations together, I visit her and stay at her home, she visits me and stays at my home and the only thing keeping us from living together right now is if she lived with me, she'd get no work because the taxi drivers won't come here to get her. When her time is up, hopefully by the end of the year, we can do something about this because this woman is without a doubt, pound for pound, the best girlfriend I have ever had.

It has been great reading what you guys have to say about your experiences in the AMPs.

Because of what happened to me and my AMP experience I think maybe I can look at this with a slightly different point of view than most.

I'm not sure where this post will lead. Perhaps to some flaming, perhaps to some interesting discussion. Perhaps nowhere!

What prompted me to post was the hits some of the guys are taking for asking questions that could in fact be answered by RingTFF.

I will say this about the vast majority of you guys: you all seem to treat these girls with the utmost respect. I haven't read anything horrendous about the girls and for that I am grateful.

It is certainly a fascinating world we have entered.

Kamsa HamnidaGood luck, it would appear your gf has it together better than most. Most have major obligations back home, a child, aging parents, a large debt, and this pays significantly better than a typical job in back home. "Most" are good people, without serious problems such as booze, drugs, or gambling. Got to have the expectations talk, how long does she want/expect to work, what does she want after that marriage/children, green card, open a spa with you?, get out of the biz all together, any trust issues while she's still working, does she have any arrests (do you care?), etc. Think, do your homework, open a dialog, make sure both of you have eyes open and similar expectatons. Good luck and give us a status update in a couple months.

Hugh Jardon
07-31-06, 21:21
Here is some intel for the crew from a new author in the area. This is how it is done.

Spent a few days in DC and made two trips to AMPs - wow! What a great time. I can't stop thinkin' about it.

Tried Happiness first. Went at 11:00AM to beat the rush. No wait. I think I saw GiGi, I think. She is a D-cup gal with too much make-up and a red outfit. I said was first time and wanted a massage, dumb move. The sign on the door says no massage anymore, only "training and stretching." Oops. She overcame any concern and gave a great table shower. Just an OK massage, but on the flip got both some rim (never had that before - heaven) and the ol' put-the-sleeve-on-with-the-mouth trick (I am sure it has some goofy name). So good I did not realize it was on down there, at first. Silly me. I also had a little fantasy lived out by my standing up with her on the table. Awesome.

Loved it so much, went to Supra that evening. Can you spell sucker? "Ginny" was so much prettier, but I had to wait. The place is so cruddy that I nearly lost my nerve. Well, Ginny set me straight during the TS and we skipped right to the good part, no massage. I was so into it that I was having fun getting her off, too. I am pretty sure she was faking for my satisfaction, but she was good at the kegel crunches. More heaven.

Here is the rub, so to speak. Both did the rim job and sleeve-with-mouth trick in the exact same way. Both wore the same outfit, though Ginny's was leopard print, and used that weird finger massage trick (with the little snap noise). I can't help but wonder, were ar ethey all going to AMP School. The two places were eerily alike.
Good report, first timer!
I remember the first few times at an AMP, too. Loved-and still do-the way they take care of you.
But, your last paragraph is the one-sorta-drawback of the AMPs. Even the great experiences have a sameness to them.

Member #4338
08-01-06, 09:23
I visited the future Mrs. Van (just can't bring myself to think of her as Mrs. vd :eek: ) yesterday. What a wonderful woman! Great all-around session lasting the full hour. Definitely the best AMP girl currently in DC IMHO.

Peace and love,

Lax :cool:

MoonView
08-01-06, 11:25
I too sampled Yoko at Happiness recently. She is a real beauty and I see why VD is thinking of bring her on permanently. :)

She has to be "the hottie" of the current stable to be sure! Great personality and services to match. Very playful!!

Thanks Vandriver, you succeed to constantly keep my wallet lite but my dance card full. ;)

(+)

MnV

Sarang Haeyo
08-01-06, 12:32
Good luck, it would appear your gf has it together better than most. Most have major obligations back home, a child, aging parents, a large debt, and this pays significantly better than a typical job in back home. "Most" are good people, without serious problems such as booze, drugs, or gambling. Got to have the expectations talk, how long does she want/expect to work, what does she want after that marriage/children, green card, open a spa with you?, get out of the biz all together, any trust issues while she's still working, does she have any arrests (do you care?), etc. Think, do your homework, open a dialog, make sure both of you have eyes open and similar expectatons. Good luck and give us a status update in a couple months.She's quite the girl. FYI: no major obligations, relatively young parents, no child, no debt (it seems she's in this simply to rack up $$$). She likes to gamble (show me an Asian who doesn't) and as long as I'm standing behind her at the table she wins. I am always rewarded with cash after a winning session. I'm lucky. No booze or drugs except for those bloody cigarettes.

We've had the talks and oddly enough she has mentioned opening a spa. The legal ramifications may be too much for me to handle.

No arrests (to my knowledge). I take her at her word. I can't go into this with her thinking everything she's telling me is less than the truth. She can't hurt me financially and if she breaks my heart; so be it. It wouldn't be the first time I was let down by a woman. I feel like we're on the same page. Much more so than with any American woman I've been with: including my ex-wife.

There are no trust issues whatsoever. Knowing what goes through her mind while she's working has squelched any feelings of mistrust that I might have had (and I had none). She might as well be washing a car or painting a wall; enthusiastically mind you; but just working nonetheless. Whenever a customer gives her a gift, she sends it to a relative in Korea. The one thing that's hard to take is that she won't let me see her while she's working. It's understandable; she wants me out of that environment but waiting for her to go on "vacation" is sometimes a bit taxing.

I will tell you guys this: if you do manage to get a GF out of this (and I never thought it would happen) be very careful with your visits to other AMPs. This is a very close knit community. The girls know each other regardless of where they work and they talk about us; A LOT.

Thanks for the advice Kluvr. Sounds like you've been there.

PS, I still cannot get use to kimchi; blecch!

JNimble
08-01-06, 19:54
Back in March or April, I tried Sun for the first time. It was such a great experience, I've been back there several times and have tried Royal too (see my posts). None of my later visits have been as good as the first, though, because the first girl was exceptional. Her name was Apple, but she was gone within a couple of weeks when I went back.

I've seen her name in a couple of posts lately, so she was a favourite of several others. Does anyone know if she's still in the area but at another place?

Thanks,

Jack

Freshly Snipes
08-02-06, 08:38
Back in March or April, I tried Sun for the first time. It was such a great experience, I've been back there several times and have tried Royal too (see my posts). None of my later visits have been as good as the first, though, because the first girl was exceptional. Her name was Apple, but she was gone within a couple of weeks when I went back.

I've seen her name in a couple of posts lately, so she was a favourite of several others. Does anyone know if she's still in the area but at another place?

Thanks,

JackI would like to know her were abouts too. I met with her at DT a while ago. She is a rare gem. If you haven't had a session with her..then you just haven't had a session-period!

Kimchi
08-02-06, 13:08
SH, Does your girl speak good english and do you speak good hangul(korean)?A language problem is a real hard thing to over come. They do not understand some of the different meanings of words. As long as both of you are willing to learn the other's language and try then you may have a chance. I have known many a guy thinking like you and end up heart for years because they thought they had it made. These girls end up marrying a korean who does not know what they do. Or they go back to korea and find their old love and stay there. If she invites you to korea to meet her parents then you have a chance. If you never meet them no way is it for real. They all want to open their own place. They look at the owners making the 7 figure income and want to do the same. Problem is they very rarely make it. If some one is selling it is because it is not doing very well or other problems (legal or not). Just my many years of experience knowing the working girls (they call themselves working girls). Good Luck!

Sarang Haeyo
08-02-06, 14:10
SH, Does your girl speak good english and do you speak good hangul(korean)?A language problem is a real hard thing to over come. They do not understand some of the different meanings of words. As long as both of you are willing to learn the other's language and try then you may have a chance. I have known many a guy thinking like you and end up heart for years because they thought they had it made. These girls end up marrying a korean who does not know what they do. Or they go back to korea and find their old love and stay there. If she invites you to korea to meet her parents then you have a chance. If you never meet them no way is it for real. They all want to open their own place. They look at the owners making the 7 figure income and want to do the same. Problem is they very rarely make it. If some one is selling it is because it is not doing very well or other problems (legal or not). Just my many years of experience knowing the working girls (they call themselves working girls). Good Luck!We're hanging in there with the language thing. I think what got me in the door with her was our second time together she brought her electronic dictionary into the room so we could talk. The next time I showed up with a Korean language book and we did more talking than anything else. We are able to make ourselves understood. She is a very quick study. She has told me she does not want me to learn Hangul. Maybe she wants to be able to talk behind my back. I have thought all along that what helps with this girl is that we have to speak to each other in the simplest terms; there is absolutely no chance of being misunderstood. I'm communicating with her more clearly than I have ever done with an English speaking woman.

I am in fact going to Korea next year to meet her family. Her visa is up then and I'm going home with her. I've spoken on the phone with some of her family members. I think I'm in good shape.

I'm well aware of the risks and am willing to take the chance with her because she really is the best. Even though she is, as she calls herself, a "working woman."

For the advice and good wishes I say: kamsa hamnida.

Navy One
08-02-06, 15:22
Most of us have fallen in with one of these girls, at least I have and continue to date one for 5 years now, when I'm not in getting stretched. My gf is married to someone who does not know her history. Watching these girls slip in and out of this type of situation is amazing to me. The experience they get pleasing a man puts them head and shoulders above any other race. Our knowledge of this 'dirty little secret' gives us a bird eye view of the real dating scene. I am the type, happly married with 3 1/5 children, who easily fall in love. Usually takes about 15 minutes for me. I enjoy the gf experience, most of the time, and the 'rough sex' aproach less than 5% of the time. Whatever my approach, there is no hesitation to please at these places. The asian shop never seems to be stretched out of shape, no matter how much it is experienced. There is seldom a odor or strange flavor. This makes it a 9, 10 experience for any man. And being exotic, and young make it. Do not even have to say. To the guy falling in love I sugggest keeping your financial support, and adjust to sharing your toys. You will provide a diversion, that she can be 100% honest with even if she goes to marry one of her own race.

MoonView
08-02-06, 16:34
SH, Does your girl speak good english and do you speak good hangul(korean)?A language problem is a real hard thing to over come. They do not understand some of the different meanings of words. As long as both of you are willing to learn the other's language and try then you may have a chance. I have known many a guy thinking like you and end up heart for years because they thought they had it made. These girls end up marrying a korean who does not know what they do. Or they go back to korea and find their old love and stay there. If she invites you to korea to meet her parents then you have a chance. If you never meet them no way is it for real. They all want to open their own place. They look at the owners making the 7 figure income and want to do the same. Problem is they very rarely make it. If some one is selling it is because it is not doing very well or other problems (legal or not). Just my many years of experience knowing the working girls (they call themselves working girls). Good Luck!

kimchi-
Just curious, out of all the relationships you speak of, how many actually worked out to a happy ending(no pun intended)? 1/10, 1/100, 1/1000...?

Kimchi
08-02-06, 18:11
ZERO is the number you are looking for. Not a single working girl that I know who married a honey (sorry customer) has ever made it longer than 3 years. You get them to stop working you need to have lots of money to spend. They love to go to the spa (womens day spa) go shopping or watch tv all day. I know one guy who was going to buy his girl a flower shop to run, she was good at arranging flowers. No way, work like on my feet? It is a hard relationship. They live in a dream world. And we keep them there. How many of these girls are in their late 30's early 40's? Yes they still look good and can they perform but age is catching up to them. Sorry, I have seen too many guys fall and then loose all their money, job for what they thought was real true love. Remember they are actors and we are the audience. Just my last bit of knowledge.

MoonView
08-02-06, 18:30
ZERO is the number you are looking for. Not a single working girl that I know who married a honey (sorry customer) has ever made it longer than 3 years. You get them to stop working you need to have lots of money to spend. They love to go to the spa (womens day spa) go shopping or watch tv all day. I know one guy who was going to buy his girl a flower shop to run, she was good at arranging flowers. No way, work like on my feet? It is a hard relationship. They live in a dream world. And we keep them there. How many of these girls are in their late 30's early 40's? Yes they still look good and can they perform but age is catching up to them. Sorry, I have seen too many guys fall and then loose all their money, job for what they thought was real true love. Remember they are actors and we are the audience. Just my last bit of knowledge.

Just wanted to make sure all was clear to those reading with their hearts and not their heads!

MnV

VanDriver
08-02-06, 18:38
Gentlemen (and Golgo13 too):

I am going out of town until 8/14 and will not have any exploits about which to post.

However, I am going to rely on my brethren to have some good ones for me upon my return.

VD