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Member #4338
04-18-06, 13:12
She was playful after and told me to ask for her again. But I was out of there in about 45 minutes both place, so I think DT might get a bum rap for rushing out. It is rare I find someone who wants to take a full 60 anywhere.
Ampamp
Amp² is a guy who gets it. He’s only posted twice but he is supplying useful intel. Noobs like LTS should take note and spend less time complaining about getting dumped on and more time posting something of interest to the DC forum.
Amp²:
Other AMP’s can give you a somewhat short session (especially at busy times of the day) but DT has elevated it to standard operating procedure. If you paid for an hour and got 45 minutes than you are doing better than most. Its usually a rushed TS, virtually no massage, then an abbreviated main event which is not followed by any post session cuddling, massage or conversation. My experience with DT is that they rush through the session whether they are busy or not.
My boycott continues.
Peace and love.
Lax
I just finished posting on the upticking street scene the other board #72.
I didn't get a chance to report right away on my visit to CPHC about 3-4 weeks ago, then I heard reports that the place was closed making this report moot. But as it seems to have re-opened...
May, "like the month", very cute, very petite provider somewhat older-looking in the face meaning that she's looks 34 but is probably closer to 50. Decent table shower and massage back in the room. Following the rules of the game, I'll leave out the rest of the details except for this tidbit for (AMP*2)+72 - man did she do a number on me with her azn lesson. I did have to ask for it but once she got started, well you can imagine the rest. I would repeat.
Face - 6
Body - 7
Attitude - 8
Service - 8
PS - I too have boycotted DT for some time. I saw Jai last time I was there and while her high-quality service was still tops, I was out in less than 45 minutes as I had put an hour on the meter and it still had time left on my return. Put my name on the list.
Floyd S.
WOW! How times have changed. I was in the area early friday afternoon and since I had been out of the scene for a minute so I decided to hit DT and try Sarah but she was not there. They were not busy at all. I saw three ladies walking the hall while I was talking with mamasaan. Short story even shorter, I was in/out in 20 minutes. Very disappointing. So lastnight I went to Sun and they kept me occupied for more than 70 minutes...Had a great time with CoCo (old faithful).
About 1-2 months ago (before I started posting on this board), I went to Supra and saw Susie...or at least that is what I remember her name to be. I could be wrong.
She was tall (5'8ish), had a very pretty face, slim, natural B-rack, and long slightly curly hair. The giveaway is that she spoke very good english. She said that she had been here in the US for about 5 years, mostly in DC working at various spas. In fact, when I saw her, she had just moved to Supra after being at another spa in DC for a while (she wouldn't say where). At the time, she told me that she would be at Supra for another three weeks and would probably move to another place.
Sure enough, by the time I saved enough discretionary cash to go back for another round last week, she was gone. In any event, I was underwhelmed by the girl that mamasan sent in to greet me. I didn't even stay long enough to catch her name but she was on the older side in her early 30s, short and not very spectacular. Long, straight black hair. I told her politely that something urgent had just come up and that I had to leave. I think that I will try elsewhere this weekend.
In any case, if anyone knows the whereabouts of this Susie, please let me know. I would like to visit her again. Thanks.
If you paid for an hour and got 45 minutes than you are doing better than most. Its usually a rushed TS, virtually no massage, then an abbreviated main event which is not followed by any post session cuddling, massage or conversation. My experience with DT is that they rush through the session whether they are busy or not.
My boycott continues.
Peace and love.
LaxI could be wrong, but I think that at DT, the maximum time *is* 45 minutes. Over the past three years, I have been rushed more times than not at DT and am usually in and out in 30-40 mins (and even on occassion less than 30 mins).
The only reason why I think that it is 45 mins is because I once had a really great session with Bunny that was 60 mins. When she came back from getting a hot towel, she said that the mamasan scolded her in front of the other girls and asked her why she went over the time limit. That was the only time I ever went over 45 mins. Other times, my really good sessions with Maya and the crew always somehow miraculously ended at 45 mins.
WOW! How times have changed. I was in the area early friday afternoon and since I had been out of the scene for a minute so I decided to hit DT and try Sarah but she was not there. They were not busy at all. I saw three ladies walking the hall while I was talking with mamasaan. Short story even shorter, I was in/out in 20 minutes. Very disappointing. So lastnight I went to Sun and they kept me occupied for more than 70 minutes...Had a great time with CoCo (old faithful).
Well, judging from this monger's report, DT must be feeling the pressure of the boycott. How often do you see THREE providers walking around doing nothing?
And, they cut his time to 20 minutes to boot. DT must learn that they do not have the monopoly on AMPS. And, by cutting our time to get more mongers in per day, they actually reduct the number of total mongers.
To get technical, this is known as static analysis... If they reduce the amount of time per person, they can fit more mongers (and thus $$$) in one day.
This does not work because in reality, life moves via dynamic analysis... Cutting the time per monger means that knowledgeable mongers will move on to other AMPS providing the appropriate service and less will go to DT. Thus, resulting in less $$$ per day.
The bottom line is we all should boycott DT for a good while. Then, one of our players should go and take one for the team all the while explaining to Mamasan why their $$$/day have decreased...that it is widely known that they "cheat" the system and thus shoot themselves in the foot.
Only when it really hits them in the pocketbook will they take notice and make the needed changes.
Just my take.
Odysseus 46
04-18-06, 22:27
Let me add my two cents worth.
I was in the district about three weeks ago and visited DT twice. Both times I saw BB and both times we had a full hour. When we were finished with the physical activities, we sat and talked.
I've been to places where the rush was obvious, but in my limited experience, not at DT.
O 46
Amp²,
Great job-two posts, good info in both!!!
WW1,
Dude, when you WTFF, why Read it? LOL...
Re: DT Session length
I do recall a RT where four of us went to different AMPs about two years ago. It was DT and Sky/14K, two each. I believe I was was with Maya on that occasion (I would have to RTFF to be sure, and I'm to damn lazy). All four of us met on the street halfway in between the two AMPs exactly 58 minutes after parting. So while I believe the standards have long been an hour or less, the half hour sessions with a rushed, scripted main event and NO attempt at conversation, massage, or post-event cuddling is not what I pay my hard earned money for...
My recent experiences at Royal and Happiness have seen providers coming back after the main event to spend some quality time and approach or equal the hour merk. Perhaps we should take note of sessions that are either unusually short or have this type of extra care provided. I believe this would be instructive as we see if it the girl or the mamasan that determines the session length. I believe it is a little of both, with the mamasan being the primary culprit.
I didn't mean to start a full blown boycott, but I am excited to see others joining to fight to improve our sessions. VD, SlowF, Lax and LL are in. any others want to make a statement of support?
At the risk of sounding like the olde sage, remembering stories of olde conquests, I do recall about a year ago when the AMPs all tried to raise prices? A few of us walked out and the practice vanished overnight.
LoveLOS
DrummerBoy
04-19-06, 11:30
LL Don't forget to add me in...I have been participating with my own boycott of DT for over a year. Glad to see a little teamwork here. Nothing will change unless we stick together.
I went to Downtown a couple times and thought it sucked both times. Matter of fact, I posted about thinking that way, way back in the day. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=188283&postcount=1602
southbeach
04-19-06, 18:25
To All
I am in on the boycott too. But it is not to effective unless they know about it. Last time i went because CPHC was closed and the shower at DT was broken. I was rushed in and out. I used to have a wow experience at DT now it is just a now experience.
southbeach
Though I have never been to DT, I plan on never going as a result of all the negative info from the forum.Now for my 2 cents; The sun club near by is a decent place and I have never been rushed. But tops is by far happiness, I have had some awesome times there ( a couple of just ok times) but mostly awesome.You might want to try nova H.W.C. also. But I have learned don't get to close to any of these girls as they do seem to get a little jealous of each other;(Don't ask).
Anyway, safe hunting to all and to all a good night.
I went Downtown twice last year.
Made appointment with my favorite.
Upon entering, told mamasan I wanted 60 minutes; she said OK.
I replied a full 60 minutes, not 45, I want the full hour.
When girl entered room, hugged her and said I wanted the full hour.
She said incredioulsy "Four hours???"
I laughed and said "No, 60 minutes, not 45, not 30 but full 60 minutes"
and ponted to my watch. "I need the full 60 minutes with you, OK?"
She said OK, I know.
Took house money and left, came back in about 5 minutes.
First time I got about 72 minutes.
On my return, went thru the same process, got about 80 minutes.
Both times as I was heading out of the door of the little room, she asked
"Was time OK?" I said "Time was perfect, I always need this time."
My tips were $60 house, $100 for her; I tip the $100 upon leaving.
Both times I skipped the shower, just asked for hot towel to clean
key parts, thus more time for me.
Girl I see is very popular.
Downtown been good to York.
Now Happiness, been less good to York.
Appointment, same routine, 45 minutes on a Sunday afternoon.
Long time favorite girl, but mamasan kept coming to the room and
knocking on the door and speaking Korean which sounded
like "Time up, get going."
Member #4338
04-20-06, 07:17
Downtown been good to York
Yorkie:
From the looks of it you won't have to wait in line as most of us DC regulars have DT on the boycott list.
Sun/Happiness Comment:
At Sun and Happiness the VIP card shows some level of customer appreciation. Just my $.02.
Lax
Been out of town for a month, seems like things haven't change much unfortunately.
Lack luster girls and crappy service seems abundant. Where the hell is Mimi when you need her?...or Pink!!
Happy to be back...count me in too!!!
MnV
Took a trip across the river yesterday. Work-related such a beautiful day couldn't resist the subconscious mind kept saying Kims Kims. So just seem like what I should do stop in a local AMP Columbia Pike flirtations little Mamasan very bubbly takes me to my room house little more .70 in walks this hot little number miniskirt and Nike T-shirt everything natural ( Lisa ). I had requested her after reading about her on TER by far the best TS ever back to the room and facedown once again by far the best massage, my table was a little bit out in the room. Giving her the ability to walk completely around me. I like it when they go to the head of the table. I'm getting a tremendous amount of hand action. There was some sort of oil rub down after which came a scalding hot towel laid across my entire body. Very relaxing after little time she proceeds to clean up all the oil. Then comes the flip by now top is up with the erasers erect skirt is up. Excellent massage on the front with a lot of kissing in linking of the sides of the shaft. Then some more oil meanwhile I am DATY a lot of LK all over my body. I'm not sure what was going on between hands mouth and oil. I couldn't hold back BANG, BANG, BANG I couldn't stop the flow nor did I want to. A whole lot more action to the shaft I really was in a bad position for the mirror. Then she turned around we had Dripping from the side of the face the chin down on the chest were obviously she was rubbing erasers. Hot towel cleanup mouthwash, water and I'm getting dressed total time 80 minutes no exaggeration. She said because they were very slow just after lunch was the reason. I got there around 2. I will return!
.4 TIP I'm just following those in front of me. Don't wanna be a big spender causing inflation. By far the best $.10 I'm spent in some time.
Hondo Lane
04-20-06, 11:35
Was in town with LL and, consistent with DT boycott, went to alternative. Linda was busy; Gena got scooped up by LL so I ended up with Hanna. 3 wks here from NY; one year here from Seoul. Face 6 body 8.5; attitude 7.9; technique 7.0.
Standard fare but not up to Linda or Gena, or so I'm told. Got my hour; did not feel rushed; treated politely by all concerned. Would go again; would see Hanna again unless Linda or Gena were free.
Best, Hondo
Doing gals so you don't have to.
Baltimonger
04-20-06, 17:04
[Many apologies to Petula Clark]
When you’re alone, and you’re feeling real horny
You can always go, to Downtown
Climb the four flights of foul smelling glory
To the front door, of Downtown
You’ll be lucky if you ask for a lineup and you get it
But no matter who you pick, you may live to regret it
That bad service again
The prices are high at AMPS
You must be missing your marbles
Your cash should be spared
When you’re at Downtown
Good in the beginning
At Downtown
But they rush happy ending
At Downtown
Mamasan’s waiting for you
Don’t hang around or else mama comes knocking
Like she always does, at Downtown
She cuts you off short when the action gets rocking
In the therapy rooms, of Downtown
Just be happy that you even get the table shower
Stop all your bitching that you don’t get the full hour
Those fake ta-ta’s again
No Asian rimming this time
For 8 jacks what are you getting?
Why the hell did you go?
To Downtown
Getting ripped off again
At Downtown
All that money we spend
At Downtown
Let’s not go there no more
Don’t go, to Downtown
While Royal like so many others can be hit/miss, I hit a small Lotto yesterday with Julie. Julie greeted me with a big smile, hug, and a shimmering purple bikini and gold belly chain. She's probably early 30s with a cute face, kinda frizzy hair and a very nice tanned, and reasonably toned body. Oh yeah, also a pair of store bought melons from the C+/D- aisle.
TS was fantastic. Lots of detailed cleaning and muscle training. I knew that full session would be fantastic, and it was.
Boys, Julie gave the most enthusiastic asian language lession I think I have ever had. Technique was awesome and she wasn't shy about it lasting probably a good 5+ mins.
Training took multiple positions and ended with her at least seeing Shangra-La 2x. She stood up some what breathless and dizzy!
While not a young looker, she is cute and her service is outstanding!
Looks 7.0
Attitude 9.0
Service 9.5
Overall 9.0
Yeah, think I'll repeat! And I do believe those might have been my only 9s offered outside of the lovely Mimi of yore.
VAM
Baltimonger, that is quite some talent you have there. Maybe you can try out for American Idol next year! Or are you just a songwriter, not a singer?
Have I missed any talk of Ginko on Franconia? Probably haven't checked there in 6 months, but for about 6 months prior it was closed. I had real good times about 2 years ago there with Happy, who had just a magnificent rack and body, the only downside was the bc patch on her hip (right where I like to hold her tight from behind!) She left and my last experience was with someone who seemed fresh to America...like that day. Gave me a massage and said ok, that was it. I looked at her like I was disgusted, and when mama walked me out, I said, hey, wtf? She said policeman all over place and in my face, I said, and, what is your point? I ain't 5-O! After me looking sad and being firm that this was my last visit, she changed her mind and said ok, you want that one who massaged you? Or other girl? I said I would try the one who massaged me, since she was itty-bitty, and I didnt want to hurt her feelings, being all new to here and all. She laid there, just like the old lady at home, so I didnt go back for a while and now its closed. Anyone heard anything?
Ampamp
Ampamp72,
Yeah, I heard that you were 5-O.
Lex
Member #2652
04-21-06, 15:02
So lastnight I went to Sun and they kept me occupied for more than 70 minutes...Had a great time with CoCo (old faithful).Marlo,
Last year when I came to DC I had a fantastic session with Coco where she gave an incredible TS using herself as the brush. I noted earlier this year in some of the reports that she had stopped doing the body to body technique. Has she resumed the B2B style? I hope so, as I will be there again soon. Thanks in advance.
Member #2652
Jack B Nimble
04-22-06, 14:45
I'm not officially boycotting Downtown but always interested in some variety. Had heard some good things about this place on I Street a fcew blocks away and ...
June is a nice, pretty girl who delivered a pretty good, standard session. The thing missing though was the sort of 'wow' factor either in the looks or service department.
June is a sort of flower-girl type with long, flowing curls, cute smile, small up top and fairly curvy. She did not appear to want to DFK, but gave a pretty good table shower. In the room, she sensed I was hot so went right into CBJ. She has an A/B cup but nice nipples. Nothing on the AR (nor did I ask). She jumped up for CG and then offered herself on her back. She was cute with her hair flowing and nipples erect so I didn't last long. She was willing to cuddle and chat for the rest of the hour.
Well the place is nice and clean and the young Mamasan is a real firecracker (she might be good for a roll at some point) ...
Despite DT drawback, you do often get the wow factor with the talen they attract.
Hi John
Was wondering if you could let me know the address or phone of the columbia pike massage place you have been too.
Also do you know of any latinos massage places?
Thanx a lot
Stinkk
================================================
I'm an admitted newbie, and at times make mistakes. My most recent report brought on a reply from "stinkk" which I've posted above. I'm not sure how to handle it it looks to LE to me. I think my report was clear so I've put this out here for the consensus.
Personally it sounds like LE
Be careful out there!
A
PS: "stinkk" once I've draw my conclusion on the consensus hence my apology or not.
Member #4338
04-22-06, 23:20
Went to Royal because I just had to meet LL's Gina. Mamasan made the introductions and I was very favorably impressed. My idea was that we would just chat, perhaps over a warm cup of jasmine tea. I just wanted to meet the girl holding the strings to LL heart. I never intended for things to go in the direction they eventually did.
LL, what can I say? She told me to take off my cloths (I thought how odd for having tea??) so I complied. Well, she had other things on her mind and before I could stop her....she....she...she ravished me :eek: I am totally mortified :D
LL, I'm sure she still is your girl. I promise not to see her again.
Lax
PS: Ah yes, SMWSLT
Muff Scout
04-23-06, 00:36
I don't know about this AJ, it smells funny to me:rolleyes:
In fact, it kinda stinks:p
Muff Scout
Funny that someone would think of me as LE.
John, so what "da vinci code or hidden code" in my message made you to reach a conclusion like that.
So guys you all need not worry. Am a regular monger as you all are.
Just wanted to put the record straight.
Oh. And this is my first message.
Stinkk
Funny that someone would think of me as LE.
John, so what "da vinci code or hidden code" in my message made you to reach a conclusion like that.
So guys you all need not worry. Am a regular monger as you all are.
Just wanted to put the record straight.
Oh. And this is my first message.
StinkkStinkk,
My observation of this board has been when newbies start asking for addresses and numbers beware. I personally have been watching this board. What I've learned to date is in order to keep our AMP`s here we need to be careful with information shared. This is why I asked my mentors for feedback. You seem to have come across awfully strong. I truly believe if you read my report you wouldn't have even needed to PM me. In regard to your remark da Vinci code I think maybe you might want to do some more listening / reading and a little less talking! Think about it we just start throwing information out there to anybody and every AMP in the area will have a close sign on the door. You may very well be a regular monger as you stated if so don't get so F**K*N sensitive/defensive. As far as I'm concerned you've been a shoplifter on this board with one post as of today since October 2005.
6 months what have you offered? So continue along with your regular SW / AMP`s and make a F**K*N contribution to the board. Let people get to know you!
AJ
Seva Lurker
04-24-06, 14:31
A John,
You are learning. With calls like that, looking forward to the day you become a senior. Stinkks one and only post is his response to defend himself.
Stinkk, with your one post, I would not be willing to give you information. Sorry, but you need to build up trust and a raporte with the other members. Try posting some good info and see if things don't turn around. Most of us don't carry a grudge (except for maybe the now seemingly defunct Uncle Otto). Contribute, work with the other members, be willing to learn, use the search tools, and don't expect everyone to drop what they are doing to answer you.
EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted in accordance with the Forum's Zero Tolerance policy regarding reports containing any personal attacks or derogatory comments directed towards another Forum Member or the Forum Membership in general.
Please be advised that Forum Members who succeed in having three or more of their reports deleted for personal attacks, racial epithets or other derogatory comments, will be banned under the Forum's Serial Antagonist Policy.
Randy Farang
04-24-06, 21:15
How did we get a senior with eight postings? And Seva, I could have gone all month without being reminded of our "friend" from the past.
Randy
Hi Randy,
The answer to your question is that he was grandfathered in as a Senior Member when I seperated the WSGForum into the USA and International forums last year. In other words, he had met the Senior Member requirements on the WSGForum, and thus kept the Senior Member title on both forums after the split.
Anyway, I've changed him back to Regular Member as befitting his contributions on this forum.
Thanks,
Jackson
Speaking of stupid friends from the past, let's take a look a 4minus8 for a second... It says 8 posts, only six are still accessable since he was edited by admin for his stupidity on this board for his queer knitting circle mantra:
1. He dissed American women, which I cannot totally disagee with, but hardly a contribution.
2. He dissed CHPC even though he liked his provider.
3. He dissed some amp girl named Koni - "Let's face it. Koni is ugly. She has an Easter Island head with a stone white face to match. She is also very annoying."
4. He dissed India, asking if she was a guy... Yes, THE India.
5. He dissed someone or something with no clear target in mind "The first sign of trouble is the fact that she is supremely fugly." was the whole report...
6. He dissed--NO, he ATTACKED Seva for no conceivable reason unless he is, or is in league with, that other unwanted memory.
Gee, anyone see a pattern developing? I would call this guy a SERIAL ANTAGONIST, but that is just my humble but accurate opinion... There is a voting link on his post, it says "Report this Post to a Moderator."
Late Report:
Gina @ Royal. Yes, even better than before.
Looks 9.5
Attitude 8.5
Service 9.0
Overall 9.0
Got my full time plus, including some post cudling and a bit of extra muscle training, the re-dressing routine of olde, and lots of hugging and flirting.
I believe that our session was prior to her decision to take advantage of poor Lax while having tea. Just proves she is a female.
LL, I'm sure she still is your girl. I promise not to see her again.Now that surprised me, SMWSLT is in full force, but to restrict your choices for my sake is truly touching. I note Hondo did not make the same promise... :p
I'm off to Nogales in a few days... BW and I may not return...
LoveLOS
Muff Scout
04-24-06, 23:14
How did we get a senior with eight postings?
I could never understand how that happens either.
BTW, great retort Stinkk. I'm convinced:rolleyes:
Muff Scout
Lex Luther,
I know enough as a new poster to respect most senior members and not initiate any problems, so I don't have any response to your remark about hearing I was 5-0 other than I think you are making that up, and, that it is not true. For the record, I have not asked anyone for anything yet on this board, and don't have any plans to right now.
Last month I visited a tiny little place, can't even remember the name of it now, but it was literally a stones throw from MVC in Springfield on Old Keene Mill Rd. There is a bridge that separates MVC from this little building, which also houses Merry Maids or something like that. Anyway, went in and the lady asked if I could come back in 15 minutes. With MVC next door, that was a real fast 15, so I went back and was excited to have at this lady, who was actually nothing special, probably even early 40's, but just variety from the typical young, pretty thing. I laid buck naked on the table, on my stomach, and when she came in she put a towel over me. Proceeded to get maybe the best massage I have ever received, but nothing else, no window of opportunity for anything, very professional. Upon exit, she offered me her card and a return visit, but I declined and told her no thanks. I should have asked her why she advertised in the Sports section, but was in a bad mood so just wanted to bolt. I'll never return.
I finally made the drive from Richmond to Woodbridge for a little muscle training. I found it with no trouble(thanks to you guys!) There were candy wrappers all over and this should have been a clue. Inside, two guys were waiting and all three of us tried hard to be invisble and blind at the same time. After a short wait, a mid thirties nicely endowed woman takes me by the hand and introduces herself as "May". I was not knocked out by her looks but she was passable and I was eager. The standard house fee was collected and off to the TS room.May got me so clean I squeeked and she payed special attention to the stick and balls(much appreciated). Back in the room, a brief massage with some nice body to body contact. Her whispered question and my affirmative led to CBJ, mish, reverse cowgirl, and a standing doggie finish. Towards the end, she was ready for me to finish before I was; "You close? You cum soon?". This just served to make me put it deeper and harder....I tried my best to leave a mark in there. Over all it was a pleasant afternoon, but when I go back I want a younger, slimmer model. Looks=6 TS=9.5 Muscle Training=7
Dick North
04-25-06, 13:59
I just returned from a 2 1/2 day visit to DC and have the following to report:
DAY 1 - Thursday 4-20
Visited DT at approx 10 pm. (sorry if I violated a boycott, but DT was just down the street from my hotel)
The stairwell seemed clean and smelled ok. No security guard.
I was met at the door by 'Spring'. She looked hot so off we went.
Spring was very attractive, slender, maybe 25-30, natural 34-35c, 5' 6" (she said 165cm). Said she had been there for 3 weeks.
The TS was extremely hot. A lot of attention was paid to the nether region and then the washing of the little guy turned into a hj and a bbbj which definitely got my attention.
In the room she started with a b2b massage and then AR to the point where I was about to blow. I had to make her stop. She then commenced another bbbj session. On goes the cover and all positions were enjoyed.
Spring gave me my full hour and when she was done, took me to the back room to say goodbye to mamasan and the other girls.
A very hot girl - highly recommended.
Looks 9.0
Attitude 9.5
Service 9.5
AR - off the charts
Overall 9.0
Cost: .6 entry + $ tip
DAY 2 - Friday 4-21
Visited 1413K at approx 4 pm.
I was met at the door by mamasan who brought in 'Linda'.
Linda was attractive, slender, maybe 25-30, enhanced 34-35c, 5' 6" . She was completely tanned and wore a belly chain.
The TS was ok, nothing spectacular.
In the room she started with a regular massage and then asked what I wanted. I said 'everything' and then she proceed to put on cover. No bbbj.
I enjoyed multiple positions with her but the whole experience was just average.
Looks 8.5
Attitude 8.0
Service 7.5
AR - none
Overall 8.0
Cost: .6 entry + $ tip
DAY 2 - Friday 4-21
Visited Archies at approx 8 pm - 12 pm
Had a blast sitting at the bar with 'Crystal' a very cute petite black chick dancer. This is a great place to hang out, relax, drink and spend way too much.
Cost: $$$
Take care all
DN
Member #4338
04-25-06, 14:48
Dick:
Excellent report! Glad you had a good time in DC. And no, you haven't violated any boycott especially as an out-of-town guest. It is actually good to hear that someone at DT is giving a full hour session. Maybe, just maybe, the boycott by the regulars has come to the attention of the mangement and they are changing their ways. I for one will continue to wait for more reports of full time sessions before venturing back.
Lax
PS: Hey, Kimchi...you out there dude? You used to have some pretty good contacts at DT. Maybe you can shed some light on the situation.
Ricardo Norte,
Makes me wish Spring would change AMPs... Great report. Hope to be able to meet you at RT in Nogi. Your PM has my digits, gimme a call either way.
El Hefe,
Thank you. Blue ink lets us know you care!
DoubleAMP,
Quite sure Lexy was kidding. Giving each other shit is half the fun, and wouldn't the uncle who introduced you to your first hooker have given you a fair ration of shit? We all have bacon sniffers here, but you haven't raised too many alarms so far. Now all you have to do is convince the mamasan you aren't 5-0. ;)
AJ,
I love it. You learn quik.
Stinkie,
Proof is in the reports, not the BS. See comment above.
Hondo, BB, Loopy, Wiseboy, Muffy, any others wimping out on this month's RT...
Saw this ad:
Round-Trip Washington - Tucson Northwest Airlines Price: USD $183.00
Round-Trip Washington - Tucson ATA Price: USD $193.00
But if you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch... :D
Yip yip,
LoveLOS
Muff Scout
04-26-06, 00:11
Wow, 4 NIK 8 gets his post deleted and demoted to Regular Memebr on the same day.
Hate when that shit happens:p
Muff Scout
Travel Guy
04-26-06, 09:27
Im coming from Michigan to see family in Falston north of Baltimore. When I leave to go back to Michigan I thought I would drive to one of the AMP in DC. Can someone tell me about how long is would take to drive to the down town DC. I would be leaveing Falston around 11 am.
Im coming from Michigan to see family in Falston north of Baltimore. When I leave to go back to Michigan I thought I would drive to one of the AMP in DC. Can someone tell me about how long is would take to drive to the down town DC. I would be leaveing Falston around 11 am.
On a good day without traffic, you are looking at 45-60 minutes to go from the southern end of Baltimore to DC. Now, if you are north of Baltimore, you will have a hell of a trip.
And, you'll be heading south to DC to go NorthWest to Michigan.
I guess if you are not in a rush, it will be worth the trip.
Travel Guy
04-26-06, 10:03
Thanks for the good info. Oh it would be a Saturday that I would be driving from the North side of Balitmore to get to downtown DC.
Travel Guy
04-26-06, 10:09
I have been here for a while an I finally reached the 100 mark. Im going out to have drink with all my friends and tell them how great this site is. I do all my mongering in SW Michigan and NW Indiana.
I have been to DC and have had some great times a DT.
If it wasnt for you guy and all the great information I would have never made it to DT .
I must thank you guys for great information.
I have been here for a while an I finally reached the 100 mark. Im going out to have drink with all my friends and tell them how great this site is. I do all my mongering in SW Michigan and NW Indiana.
I have been to DC and have had some great times a DT.
If it wasnt for you guy and all the great information I would have never made it to DT .
I must thank you guys for great information.TG,
Glad you are making use of the board, Congrads on being a serious user. If you are still in DC on Sunday night, send me a PM.
Speaking of PMs, Sousa will soon be making a great post with map links to the AMPs, Great work SK!
LoveLOS
If any one ever finds Mimi from HAPPINESS at an amp in nova or DC, please post it on the board.That girl just does it for me. Anyone who has ever been with her would understand where i'm coming from.Later.
Had some time this afternoon and decided to trek down to DC.
Since it had been a long time since I curtailed my activities at DT, I thought I would take one for the team.
I arrived mid-day and walked up the stairs while one of you was finishing up and walking down the stairs.
Anyway, Mamasan greeted me and took me to the room. As I always "wring the sock" upon my arrival, she had already chosen a provider for me when I returned to the room.
Her name was "Princess". Tall, tan, large B or small C (natural), very pretty. She spoke like she never spent a day in the home country. Come to find out, she was born here. It was really odd having a provider with whom you could have an intelligent conversation. She had no accent at all and, at first, I thought I walked into a sting... How would a girl who spoke perfect English work here?
She said that she was a "featured provider"...whatever that is. The TS was uneventful... not too much cleaning down below (front nor back). Damn. Am I going to get just a massage. Funny thing, there is a sign on the back of the room door that says that they do not do massages... Only muscle training and stretching.
Back to the room Princess proceeded to give a pretty good massage...Albeit with the towel covering each area upon which she worked. Not a good sign in my mind.
The, without warning or provocation, she asked me to flip, told me that I should know the routine, and left for a few minutes to prepare.
No AR, no DATY, but other events were had. Seniors/trusted can PM me for details.
In the end, I got what I needed and was there very close to the full hour. Interestingly, I took the time to tell her to inform Mamasan that many of us were boycotting DT because of the reduced hours. She said that the word "hour" is not a true 60 minutes of the provider's time. It is the use of the room for 60 minutes. If you finish in 40 minutes, feel free to hang out in the room, but don't expect your tip to require the provider to work your man again... Or, even cuddle.
She started on a discertation that the prices are the same now as they were 10 years ago when she was doing this while in college. Oh well, $100/hour TAX FREE is pretty damn good. Actually, I was thinking of giving her a 1099! LOL
She leaves this time after the Sunday night shift. Said her "contract" to be a featured provider is only for 1 week. Contract? Whatever.
I would recommend her and will actually try to get back there before Sunday night.
BTW: There was one provider there who was about 5' tall with large C or D cups... I really wanted HER because I love the large milk juggs. Anybody know her name?
Dick North
04-26-06, 19:35
Funny thing, there is a sign on the back of the room door that says that they do not do massages... Only muscle training and stretching.
vandriver, I was just at DT last week and also noticed the sign on the door. Actually I noticed a similar sign last year. I have to admit that I am clueless as to why they put those signs up or what they really mean. Maybe some legal issue? I've seen a number a posts that referenced 'muscle training' so I guess these signs have been up for a while. Guess I will have to RTFF to find out.
Maybe 'AMP' should be changed to 'AMTSP' (asian muscle training and stretching parlor).
Just a thought
Take care
DN
vandriver, I was just at DT last week and also noticed the sign on the door. Actually I noticed a similar sign last year. I have to admit that I am clueless as to why they put those signs up or what they really mean. Maybe some legal issue? I've seen a number a posts that referenced 'muscle training' so I guess these signs have been up for a while. Guess I will have to RTFF to find out.
Maybe 'AMP' should be changed to 'AMTSP' (asian muscle training and stretching parlor).
Just a thought
Take care
DNJust a guess, but perhaps a massage requires a license from DC so that avoids potential enforcement action, and an excuse to get a warrant. Muscle training may not be regulated.
vandriver, I was just at DT last week and also noticed the sign on the door. Actually I noticed a similar sign last year. I have to admit that I am clueless as to why they put those signs up or what they really mean. Maybe some legal issue? I've seen a number a posts that referenced 'muscle training' so I guess these signs have been up for a while. Guess I will have to RTFF to find out.
Maybe 'AMP' should be changed to 'AMTSP' (asian muscle training and stretching parlor).
Just a thought
Take care
DNLegal issue. DT ran into some trouble a while back because the girls need to be licensed/certified to being doing massages. Because it's so hard for LE to prove what happens behind closed doors (not that I imagine anything would go on except for muscle training), LE would cite these places for not having the proper licenses/paperwork instead.
Funny thing, there is a sign on the back of the room door that says that they do not do massages... Only muscle training and stretching.
It was like 3-4 years ago. All amp in dc were shut down for once because the state pass a law that require all massage therapist need to be licensed. So indeed of giving people massage(which need a license), they are doing muscle training and stretching now(no license needed).
I had 2 hours to kill today inspired by Dick North review of Spring I went to DT. Unfortunately I was told that Spring is gone and was introduced to Becky (vandriver she must be the provider you are talking about as she match your description). Becky who is a tall beauty with an amazing body was very cheerful from the beginning. The TS was surprisingly great, I’m using “surprisingly” because I usually don’t enjoy them. The massage was great, very sexy and sensual. I should even add therapeutic, as she was able to provide much needed relief to a painful back. Without requesting her tip up front she started to be more adventurous and took me through a tour of my favorite’s destinations. The trip took a while and she stayed very pleasant until the end. All lasted over an hour, I was extremely satisfied. Becky told me that she was going to be here for a while. I can definitely recommend her. Puzzled by the ongoing boycott and motivated by finding my own true I decided to ask to see someone else. Becky thought I was kidding at first, after some convincing she introduced me to Princess.
Princess is also gorgeous, I concur with vandriver about the towel and the items not on the menu. I feel better knowing that wasn’t only for me… Princess was distant at first but performed an excellent massage. I’m not holding that against her as the cheerfulness of Becky must have impaired my judgment. She got more sensual after the massage and provided an outstanding and varied round of events. We chatted for 5 minutes in the middle before going at it with even more enthusiasm. The session lasted close to an hour and was a wonderful experience. Princess is a professional provider with great attitude an outstanding body and cute face. And yes her English is perfect this is not very common.
As you can see from the above I’m extremely satisfied from my experience at DT. I haven’t been there for a while and did not witness the drop in service quality reported earlier on this board. The boycott may have worked and one of their correcting actions may be to bring good provided such as Spring (still sorry that I missed her, and Princess. Concerning some of you feeling cheated when you don’t get a full hour of service you may want to venture back. I took a bullet (should I say 2?) for the team the territory is safe. We all have different expectations, I never request a specific time period upfront but I will not settle for anything less than great service even if I have to walk out on a provider (AMPs or escorts) if I feel like the session is going nowhere.
Since I was in the area, I walked up to DT Monday. Asked for Spring, but she was on "vacation". Had not seen the post on Princess. It must have been the 5' girl mentioned previously. 8 looks, 9.5 on attitude and 9.5 on service. Good TS. Many positions. Finished reverse CG with her finger in my star. Would do her again, and I don't say that often. The door in my room had the sign, and they had mispelled "streching"! And I did get the full hour with a good cleaning and cuddling.
Sorry guys, her name was Ivey, as best I could tell. Spoke pretty good english, but I just could not understand her name that well.
Member #4338
04-26-06, 23:24
[QUOTE=vandriver]Interestingly, I took the time to tell her to inform Mamasan that many of us were boycotting DT because of the reduced hours. She said that the word "hour" is not a true 60 minutes of the provider's time. It is the use of the room for 60 minutes. If you finish in 40 minutes, feel free to hang out in the room, but don't expect your tip to require the provider to work your man again... Or, even cuddle.[QUOTE]
You gotta be kidding me! Sounds like the explanation a lawyer would give for ripping you off (with apologies to those of you who chase ambulances ;) ) At other AMP's an hour is 60 minutes and does include a TS, good massage, main event and subsequent whatever.
Bottom line...to each his own. I will continue to take my business elsewhere.
Lax
Sorry for the delay but I visited Supra about three weeks ago and had a hell of a time. Here's the recap.
It was a Sunday night, around midnight, and I get there and wind up with Jeanie. She's a cute and bubbly Korean girl and I'm in love with her personality (and cute little body at that). It was my third AMP visit (Supra once before and once in Dallas) but I'd never had a table shower. I always showered before going. This time I get talked into it and I'm glad I was. She cleaned me thoroughly and gave me a nice massage with her body. There wasn't much in the way of handling or pleasuring the rocket but it was still great. Massage was amazing.
Go back to the room and she proceeds to give me a seriously thorough massage, head to foot. She starts the CBJ and it's good (I'm not a CBJ fan, was spoiled by a BBBJ at my first visit to Supra a year earlier. We up doing the deal and her small body and tightness make it a great experience. Only complaint was her lack of an ass. I know that's asking a lot but in Dallas I had a Korean girl with an amazing (by asian girl standards) ass.
If only AMPs in NYC where the way they are in DC in terms of price, treatment and convenience. Hell, even the NYC boards are a pain in the ass because of guys that are a little too protective of info. Ah well. Can't wait for my next visit.
Speaking of PMs, Sousa will soon be making a great post with map links to the AMPs, Great work SK!The post to which LL was referring can be found here in General Reports (http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=432352&postcount=264)
Enjoy
Bob Mantis
04-27-06, 02:15
Sorry guys, her name was Ivey, as best I could tell. Spoke pretty good english, but I just could not understand her name that well.
I had her yesterday. Great session, too. Name is Aibe. I had her spell it. But, I think she really meant Ivy. Her English is not that great.
Lax:
In retrospect, I must agree with you. Not only does it sound like an attorney's explanation on how a letter would take 1 hour to type @ $450/hour, it sounds like a defense attorney's explanation on why the obvious is really not correct.
Anyway, I too will resubmit my paperwork to join the boycott and choose to frequent establishments that offer my $$$ worth. (But, that other provider did have really big tits! LOL).
Van
Tuesday night around 11:00 PM took a drive on the L to K loop. The city look like a ghost town. Decided to rollover to Royal Mamasan was dealing the cards and no lineup too busy. I was dealt Gina sorry LL she is a beauty a big bone woman with a beautiful black side. Good TS After leaving the shower I was grabbed from behind by Linda who gave me a hard time for not requesting her. I just smiled and through my arms up in the air. She seemed to be on the smoke break. I did notice on the walk down the hallway there was not one open door. I was thinking this was going to be a quickly. Back to the room dimming of the lights really nice strong B2B massage the flip because this is LL`s girl I'm just going to say what a bottom driving that car from the back is hard to control. Over all the time was about 40 minutes. With Mamasan marching the halls speaking Korean loudly, during the session there was the constant sound of DING-DONG seemed to be a very busy night.
Very sweet lady, looks-9, service-8 time-6.5 what is happening to the hour?
AJ
I'm not defending the amp's questionable time limits with us, you just have to stay away at their peek periods. I'll explain, my 2 favorite places are happiness and hwc (nova); Now good time periods for happiness are as follows { mon-thurs, mornings-evenings 8pm-11pm, never fri or sat -it is a factory, sun 10pm-1am} Now, hwc mon-fri mornings mid-afternoon evenings not good, Saturday a factory, Sunday 5pm-8pm only bad time. Anyway, I have had good results about 80% of the time following these guidelines. Good luck.
Funny thing, there is a sign on the back of the room door that says that they do not do massages... Only muscle training and stretching.
It was like 3-4 years ago. All amp in dc were shut down for once because the state pass a law that require all massage therapist need to be licensed. So indeed of giving people massage(which need a license), they are doing muscle training and stretching now(no license needed).The joint I was in said something about muscle training and steching
The place was pretty much a dump. Cute girls but not the best in terms of customer service.
The joint I was in said something about muscle training and steching
The place was pretty much a dump. Cute girls but not the best in terms of customer service.
If the place was a real dump then perhaps the sign meant to say "steNching"?
StWalkinCheetah
04-28-06, 17:58
Signs in some of these rooms are vey amusing.
Dick North
04-28-06, 18:21
She said that she was a "featured provider"...whatever that is. ...
She leaves this time after the Sunday night shift. Said her "contract" to be a featured provider is only for 1 week. Contract? Whatever.
vandriver, maybe this is what happened to 'Spring' at DT when I visited last week. She said she had been there 3 weeks. She definitely was hot. Several posters have said they requested Spring only to find out that she is gone or 'on vacation'.
I wonder if they are 'contracting' some hotties to bump up business.
DN
I may be out of place here but I've been keeping an eye on the Waterbury Connecticut raid. Seems that 10 massage parlor's were hit Thursday <http://www.wtnh.com/Global/story.asp?S=4830831>
Seems some 50 people arrested and possibly a few dozen mongers may have been pulled in. I'm not certain but it seems that the LE was also watching the local board. Just as all bad situations I think there's something we can learn from this to protect our own. I'm going to step back now and let the seniors here take over. Any advice/suggestions?
AJ
Muff Scout
04-29-06, 10:26
Signs in some of these rooms are vey amusing.
I've never understood the term, "sexual favors."
If I give a women money in exchange for sex, she is not doing me a favor, she is a contract employee performing a service for hire.
Is gainfull employment illegal in DC?
Muff Scout
I am a midwest lad and will be at Dulles tommorrow evening with several idle hours in town. Your reccomendation for an MP would be welcome. I am also interested to know the customary rates. PM is cool.
Muff Scout
04-29-06, 12:34
I'm not certain but it seems that the LE was also watching the local board. Just as all bad situations I think there's something we can learn from this to protect our own.
AJ
AJ,
I've written several posts on this subject over the last few months.
Our brothers in CT, Boston, DC, Myrtle Beach and other cities have reported that local LE uses both this board and CL as sources of info. This has been confirmed by published news stories.
This should not be a surprise. This board is a rich source of info for us. Of course LE will make use of it.
Watch out for newbies with no contributions who ask for lots of detailed info. Protect your favorite providers. Share contact info only with trusted members and only by PM.
I'm sure others will kick in with more advice, but those are the basics.
Muff Scout
Chicago II
04-29-06, 14:30
Hi all,
I just moved to Richmond from LA. So boring here, I decided to drive to DC looking for some actions. Thank you to all of you for such good reports.
Last weekend, I drove all the way to DC and wanted to check out Surpra since I read some good reports and you guys also mention some girls' names there. It was hard findind a parking space around that area so I decided to stop by Happiness instead. The mommasan there asked me if I have been here before, I told her that I 've been to Surpra but haven't been to Happiness before, since I don't know any names. She said she had 4 girls and 2 were busy and will send me a good one. About 3 minutes later, here come Jackie. She is about 5'2, nice B rack and awesome ass. Gave her the house fee, took shower (On the way to the shower room, I saw 2 other girls with nice rack and looking very good also), and relaxed in the room waiting for her for about 5 minutes. Jackie gave me a real good massage for about 15 minutes, I mean realy good massage, strong and she knows what she was doing. After that, sucky isn't that great but finish with doggy was awesomes with the view of her great ass and she is a real loud girl.
As the end, the mamasan gave me the VIP card and said the 6th one will be on the house.
Overall, great experience and will definately come back to DC again.
Thank you to all of you again
Chicago
Big Daddyo
04-29-06, 23:06
Hello DC Mongers,
FL guy coming up to DC. Saw an ad on Craigs about Orential Spa. Can some recommend this place? Seems okay on CL but I would like to get an opinion or two and a recommendation on who to ask for.
Any of you tried NATLIE on CL for message? Looks pretty good to me.
I'll be posting my results her and to my local board.
BDYO
Hello DC Mongers,
FL guy coming up to DC. Saw an ad on Craigs about Orential Spa. Can some recommend this place? Seems okay on CL but I would like to get an opinion or two and a recommendation on who to ask for.
Any of you tried NATLIE on CL for message? Looks pretty good to me.
I'll be posting my results her and to my local board.
BDYO
Avoid CraigsList. Way too many tramps, rip-offs, and tattooed ex-prison gals. Stick with the recommendations HERE and you'll do just fine.
Just scroll down and read...
Where in Florida, you from anyways?
Muff Scout
04-30-06, 20:06
AJ,
The very question you asked the other day is the subject of an article in the Waterbury, CT newspaper. The link below will take you to the article posted on our forum.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=432937#post432937
Police cited this website as a source of info.
Be careful who you share info with.
Safe hunting to all.
Muff Scout
Big Daddyo
04-30-06, 23:15
DP,
From the FWB area in FL. I've been reviewing the board, just wanted to know if anyone been to Orential Spa lately.
Thanks,
BDYO
AJ,
The very question you asked the other day is the subject of an article in the Waterbury, CT newspaper. The link below will take you to the article posted on our forum.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=432937#post432937
Police cited this website as a source of info.
Be careful who you share info with.
Safe hunting to all.
Muff Scout
Yes, be safe!
I read the article. Amazing, to say the least.
It was my impression that all of the reports were pure fantasy a la Penthouse forum. Since when did people start posting real events?
I guess I better wake my ass up and smell the coffee.
As a reminder, my Altzheimer's disease has made it hard for me to remember if I have posted anything of note. I doubt that I have and if by accident I did, it was pure fiction since it is a well known fact that I am an impotent Eskimo living in the Aleutians.
I will be traveling to Las Vegas this month. Anyone that can gave me any type of leads or updated contact info AMPs, SW as i have never been there? All help is greatly appreciated. PM is ok for leads and contact info actually its preferred.
I was wondering whether any significant quantity of illegal Amp aliens
were refusing to work today (or tonight) and particiapating in the work outage and rallies?
Coping without certain foods and products is one thing, but coping
without their services...... man, that is tough.
Randy Farang
05-01-06, 14:37
If you think about it AMP stands for Asian Massage Parlor, and their societal imperative is to work and achieve success. These ladies don't give a hoot about La Raza, or free schooling, or eternal health care. They want MONEY, and you can't earn money laying flat on your back goofing off (well, maybe they CAN).
I'm willing to bet there isn't a single report of any AMP girls out marching (or any other Asians for that matter).
Randy
Randy, I was only joking; they would stand to lose $900 to $1,400
for one day on the "street".
Read the Nevada- Las Vegas forums for the low-down.
I will be traveling to Las Vegas this month. Anyone that can gave me any type of leads or updated contact info AMPs, SW as i have never been there? All help is greatly appreciated. PM is ok for leads and contact info actually its preferred.
Made my trip to Dulles last week and as promised here is the report. With help from Lovelos and Sleazebum found my way to Young's Spa in Vienna. Met at door by Tina. Slim, A cup, looked 40ish but not unattractive. In fact she was rather sexy looking for an "older" woman. Very friendly with touching and, to my surprise, a kiss or two before getting undressed. TS was great! Lots of attention to the right places! This bode well for later. Made mistake of saying I was visiting for the first time. Have been to a number of AMPs and without question I can say she gave me the best massage ever! Would pay the house fee for massage alone. After thoroughly relaxing the body, her hands played music up and down the backside and then her fingers felt like feathers dancing between the buns. Without a flip she worked one hand underneath to the little big man while a finger of the other hand played with the starfish. At just the right moment she rolled me on my side and I literally exploded as the finger slid inside. An incredible HJ. Even better than most BJ or Fs! She was surprised by an unexpected facial. In her words, "too much! " Total stress relief and then more massage and cleanup. Would highly recommend if you want great massage and happy ending. Now a question. It appears from reports lots of AMP girls in DC area speak their native language, unlike others in other locales. Is this unique to DC or do you have to request a conversation in an Asian language? Thanks for help and would appreciate answer to question.
Forgot to mention $70 fee and $40 tip (not requested). Also, it seems time is an issue in DC. In the midst of massage I heard bell three times. One guy at door when I left, and two were in parking lot waiting. Timed out at an hour and ten minutes. Never felt rushed. When bell rang she just kept working her magic as my hand worked underneath the panties. Again thanks guys. Now it's off to explore another town. It was best dollar and a dime at an AMP I have ever spent!
Member #4338
05-01-06, 22:36
Checked out Happiness and selected Candy from the conga line. Candy is mid 20's, 5' 2", 115 lbs, long brown hair, natural 32 B's.
Given the recent events in CT, suffice it to say that most, but not all alphabet services were on the menu. All in all just an OK encounter. I'll keep searching.
LARS™ Rating:
Face 7
Body 7.5
Attitude 7
Service 6.5
Be safe
Lax
I am new to this board and tried a search but did not come up with anything, but perhaps I did not search right. Anyway, if anyone can make a recommendation I would be grateful. Have not been to Accu-Fitness for close to a year, but used to have good luck there.
Mighty Spearsman
05-02-06, 11:59
I may be out of place here but I've been keeping an eye on the Waterbury Connecticut raid. Seems that 10 massage parlor's were hit Thursday <http://www.wtnh.com/Global/story.asp?S=4830831>
Seems some 50 people arrested and possibly a few dozen mongers may have been pulled in. I'm not certain but it seems that the LE was also watching the local board. Just as all bad situations I think there's something we can learn from this to protect our own. I'm going to step back now and let the seniors here take over. Any advice/suggestions?
AJ
First, I agree with what Muff Scout wrote in response to AJ. Lately I've received an inordinate number of requests for information from zero or 1-time posters that appeared to be LE fishing for information, especially in response to a post I wrote about a secret apartment in Chinatown-Manhattan/NYC. Also, my recent posts have been much less detailed than in the past.
To better clarify the situation, and hopefully put our minds at ease, it turns out that one of the seniors in CT (not me) alerted Jackson to the Waterbury situation, and Jackson replied with some useful comments on the Waterbury board. I hope Jackson doesn't mind my quoting part of his comments here:
"There is no place mentioned on this website that the local police don't already know about, website or no website. Don't be so naive as to think that local LE doesn't already know what's going on in their town.
"No forum members were questioned or investigated as a result of information that they or others posted on this forum.
"No information in this forum was used in any prosecution. It's simply not qualified evidence.
"The police did not contact me or request any information from me about any forum member, and they never will because the forum's server are located in Montreal, Canada."
Thanks,
Jackson
Forgot to mention $70 fee and $40 tip (not requested). Also, it seems time is an issue in DC. In the midst of massage I heard bell three times. One guy at door when I left, and two were in parking lot waiting. Timed out at an hour and ten minutes. Never felt rushed. When bell rang she just kept working her magic as my hand worked underneath the panties. Again thanks guys. Now it's off to explore another town. It was best dollar and a dime at an AMP I have ever spent!I am glad Inglewood had a nice time at Young's. Some of us think that anything less than "full service" is not acceptable or that the price for a "regular" massage is too high.
I have found it best to go to different places when ins earch of different levels of service and prices.
Young's, actually most any of the NoVa AMPs will give the finest massage you will find anywhere! the $70 or $80 ticket price is actually VERY fair what you will get. These providors know we talk about them so they will seldom fail to satisfy.
If you must have that special "full" service, the best choices are found either in DC at Downtown or Oriental Spa or in Woodbridge at HWC. For $160 at those places you will walk out feeling well drained and 20 years younger because of the special "toning" exercises you receive there.
ALSO - as someone else said earlier - if any of us think we are fooling LE by using any of the buzz words for the different acts, we are sadly mistaken! Most likely LE reads all of these boards regularly and even take our advice for a little indulgence themselves.
Just know your rights when/if you get caught in a raid and you should be fine. Also know that in most places in VA, just letting the providor SEE Mr. Happy is a crime.
Be careful out there!
JJ
Anyone know what the lineup is at Ok Spa? Used to hear a lot about them, now they kind of fell off the radar. I'll be down there tomorrow in the area so I'll check them out.
Member #4338
05-02-06, 16:43
If you must have that special "full" service, the best choices are found either in DC at Downtown or Oriental Spa or in Woodbridge at HWC. For $160 at those places you will walk out feeling well drained and 20 years younger because of the special "toning" exercises you receive there.
True, but you'll be walking out of DT in 35-40 minutes having paid for an hour and w/o the complete services that you would have received if you had gone elsewhere.
The boycott continues.
Lax
First post, not a report, but a question: HWC?
Cant figure out the acronym... not that its alternative in the area gets bad reviews... but competition rules the free market.
Thanks,
MZ
Just a guess: "Health and Wellness Center"....sounds good to me.
First post, not a report, but a question: HWC?
Cant figure out the acronym... not that its alternative in the area gets bad reviews... but competition rules the free market.
Thanks,
MZ
First post, not a report, but a question: HWC?
Cant figure out the acronym... not that its alternative in the area gets bad reviews... but competition rules the free market.
Thanks,
MZ
HWC = Horny White Chicks.
Oh, wait a minute...it is an Asian place. Oh well. It was just a guess...
First post, not a report, but a question: HWC?
Cant figure out the acronym... not that its alternative in the area gets bad reviews... but competition rules the free market.
Thanks,
MZHWC: Boy do I feel stupid I thought it was HouseWife Cumming.
AJ :-)
Stopped in OK Spa, they showed me two girls but both a little older than I like. (over 30). Then I walked down the street to Young's, they showed me 3 more and I chose Nana. She was very pleasant and accommodating, also she was pretty and had a nice body. Usual services for the usual price. Not at all rushed, actually I had to keep telling her I had to go because I was late.
In regards to DT, I have to agree with the mamasan. You really are paying 60 for the room for 1 hour, the girls are "subcontractors". When things are slow they usually give me an hour at DT, but if they are busy I don't mind if they only give 40 45 minutes.
Hughes,
No. nothing nada. Your report will be the first in a loooong time.
Mxnbacon69,
HWC = Hoisin Wanchu Chiop, which is Korean for HWC. Few reports here because HWC does not exist in DC. Remember, all the shit written on the USG forum is porn-fantasy. You can't believe anything you read here unless you try it and see if some dumb mutherfucker actually posted something that really happened. However, since prostitution has been eradicated in DC, VA and MD, that is hardly likely.
MS,
Congrads on your quote from the paper. Did you request a copy so you could frame it?
Ingle, Meyers,
Thanks for the report.
AJ,
This may not be recently posted in Vegas: When you get to LV, look in the free papers you get at convenience stores. You are looking for asian massage and similar wordings with a phone number and NO ADDRESS. A LOT of the time this is an apartment deal, which will offer full service; most of the storfront AMPs in Vegas are rub and tug only. Other than that it is the art of the deal, and they run their deal every day. In other words, good luck.
Speaking of shit that cannot possibly have happened: LL and BW loose south of the border. The link is to the first post, read UP the page. The posts are long, but the porn-fantasy factor is really high.
LoveLOS
Any info on the new amp (A-1 therapy) in the same complex as HWC ? I have not seen any thing on the forum yet about it. If anyone has tried this place, please post a report on the forum.
In regards to DT, I have to agree with the mamasan. You really are paying 60 for the room for 1 hour, the girls are "subcontractors". When things are slow they usually give me an hour at DT, but if they are busy I don't mind if they only give 40 45 minutes.
Hmmm, in that case once your happy ending had ended and clean up is finished and there is still 15 minutes left on your hourly room rental, then I recommend grabbing a short nap until your time is up. Or bring a paperback or a magazine to read...
Subcontractors or not, the girls cannot move another monger in until you leave.
Member #4338
05-03-06, 22:49
In regards to DT, I have to agree with the mamasan. You really are paying 60 for the room for 1 hour, the girls are "subcontractors". When things are slow they usually give me an hour at DT, but if they are busy I don't mind if they only give 40 45 minutes.
MM:
Fine. Then you go there and rent your room and play with yourself for the final twenty minutes.
Me, I'm going to continue to frequent the places that provide an honest hour session including, and that is the operative word, having the girl present during the entire time. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that my VIP card is full at one of those "OTHER" places which means that the house fee is waived!
To each his own. Have fun at DT.
Lax
DrummerBoy
05-03-06, 22:52
40 0r 45 mins DT considers extra time. I have seen less than 45 mins the last three times, even when they are not busy. I suggest just pay for 1/2 hr and pay them for what they give.
Once when I got just 30 mins after paying for an hr, I took the difference out of the provider/subcontractor's pay because they are the ones who made it a problem... If they complain, I ask for the manager and explain why. If the manager gives me a hard time, I don't come back.
as far as I am concerned, the boycott continues
40 0r 45 mins DT considers extra time. I have seen less than 45 mins the last three times, even when they are not busy. I suggest just pay for 1/2 hr and pay them for what they give.
Once when I got just 30 mins after paying for an hr, I took the difference out of the provider/subcontractor's pay because they are the ones who made it a problem... If they complain, I ask for the manager and explain why. If the manager gives me a hard time, I don't come back.
as far as I am concerned, the boycott continues
Drummerboy:
Taking the difference out of the providers tip sounds like a great solution..no matter the venue. I mean, 5 minutes short is not a big deal. But, if they cut the time down to a 40-45 minute hour, deduct $15-20 from the provider by pro-rating your "hour".
That way, it impacts the provider's pocket...They are the ones who create the problem.
In the end, the provider's milage may vary...not your's.
Give us the full hour, get the full pay. Simple.
Vandriver
Mighty Spearsman
05-04-06, 00:23
MS,
Congrads on your quote from the paper. Did you request a copy so you could frame it?
Thanks for the mention. This is actually the 3rd time that I've been mentioned in the Connecticut press.
The sad part is that the press's priorities are all screwed up. A couple of years ago I received a national award in my profession, a legitimate award that was truly prestigious, and none of the newspapers even bothered to print it. Oh well.
I included in a previous post a question I'm hoping you DC guys can answeer for me. Reading the DC forum gives an impression that Asian is frequently spoken in establishments in your area. I haven't found that to be the case in other locales. Is it requested or is it standard fare. Thanks for your response.
Reading the DC forum gives an impression that Asian is frequently spoken in establishments in your area. I haven't found that to be the case in other locales. Is it requested or is it standard fare. Thanks for your response.Standard fare. My experience has been the same here and elsewhere. The employees are basically all Korean, and so that is the language they use to speak to each other. If you can speak Korean, have at it, they will speak to also. Your mileage will probably increase if that is the case... I always try to thank them in Korean when I can recall the phrase.
Hey Kimchi,
How about some basic phonetic Korean lessons:
Thank you, Yes, No, You are beautiful, Harder, softer, faster, slower, etc
Drummerman, I like your idea for the 45 minute session. Expanded version: Girl says that's all, so just pick up a $20 from the table and stick it in your pocket, then hand the other $80 to the girl. She will complain, so you ask to see mamasan. That will work.
As far as DT, the boycott continues...
MS, You're in the wrong profession, you should be a pimp daddy :D so you get some deserved recognition...
LoveLOS
You took my question too literally! I'm talking about language in list of abbreviations. Thanks!
Health and Wellness Center.
What's all this about another place near HWC? In the same complex?
Someone, tell me more!!
JJ
Mxnbacon69,
HWC = Hoisin Wanchu Chiop, which is Korean for HWC. Few reports here because HWC does not exist in DC. Remember, all the shit written on the USG forum is porn-fantasy. You can't believe anything you read here unless you try it and see if some dumb mutherfucker actually posted something that really happened. However, since prostitution has been eradicated in DC, VA and MD, that is hardly likely.
LoveLOSThanks for the clarity. Only asked here b/c it isn't in DC (or even fantacized to be in DC). Figured that would require more imagination than the morons who all wear the same thing to work everyday could muster. Fantasy is good for me... no problems here.
Wandering through my imagination in search of the Hoisin Wanchu Chop,
MZ
PS - stay away from bacon because it's too easy to get burned.
Member #4338
05-05-06, 08:12
PS - stay away from bacon because it's too easy to get burned.
LoveLOS:
How can you be so obtuse in responding to the noobs questions? Dinglewood, sorry buddy, it won't happen again.
MizzenX69:
Believe me we're way ahead of you in that category.
Peace and love,
Lax :cool:
DrummerBoy
05-05-06, 15:03
First visit to Sun Club since February. I haven't added much in the way of reports this year to the DC Forum, so I figured to add this fantasy for the "Team".
Visited Coco at Sun a few days ago. She is looking fine and great cans!
TS was just a TS. Coco no longer #1 in shower. Seems that the owners will not allow her famous (infamous) B2B anymore. Showers have to be given with the curtain OPEN - that's right, no privacy.
Massage in room was pretty lame and uninspired even though she said that she was very happy to see me back. AR offered, but not accepted (it doesn't do anything for me). CBJ ensued after some B2B soft massage stimulation. Coco then went to cowgirl position but was really a skilled fake but enjoyable HJ. I convinced her to finish me with a CBJ (she was a little resistant which to me was a bit annoying but I got my way).
After the main event, Coco trimmed my toenails which were mildly in need of. She left the nose hairs alone this time LOL.
Total time almost 45 mins. Paid for hour upfront. I checked my watch, deducted $20 from tip (from the table in front of her)as a result of short time and my policy as explained in an earlier post. No argument from her, which is just as well.
If this happens a few more times and they know it, I expect things will improve for us.
There is a new place called A-plus therapy, I said A-1 therapy in a previous post but I think it is A-plus; Anyway it is in the same complex as HWC, I believe it is 12512 lakeridge Dr. suite E. They have had an ad in the wash. post for the past week. If any one has any info on this new amp. please post on the forum. Sooner or later I might take one for the team. It's hard though knowing HWC is right their.
I think some of you guys need to move to another city with no amps for a while, then you will realize how good we have it here. Most cities 250 will only get you some average looking, over 30 year old provider and you have a 75% chance of bad service.
I think cheating the girl out of the extra 20 bucks is just wrong and kind of pathetic. Who cares if it is 45 minutes, 55 minutes or whatever. Sometimes things click with the girl and I stay the full hour or even longer, other times the girl just gets the job done and I am out of there with no real desire to even stay the full hour. Either way they deserve the full 100.
Member #4338
05-06-06, 07:04
Sometimes things click with the girl and I stay the full hour or even longer, other times the girl just gets the job done and I am out of there with no real desire to even stay the full hour. Either way they deserve the full 100.
I happen to agree with Meyers on this one. Sometimes things just don't click and I'm happy to be out of there. Sometimes I go when I know that its going to be very busy (Fridays) and the doorbell is ringing every 10 minutes.
I don't think I'll ever take $ from under the watch to penalize the girl for a short or less than satisfactory session. You pay your money and take your chances. I will alert the management on the way out that things were not good. I will abort the whole deal in a heart beat if there is the least bit of upselling.
My boycott of DT results more from the fact that they have instituitionalized the 35 minute hour regardless of when you go or who you see. Also that I prefer to frequent the establishments that seem to value my patronage like those that give you the VIP card.
Just my $.02.
Peace and love,
Lax
DrummerBoy
05-06-06, 09:37
In response to MrMeyers,
I resent your implying that I cheated the provider out of her "pay". What she gets is her "tip" and as such she can be tipped according to her service. The service was not up to par for either quality and time and that is the reason for it. I frequently give more than the standard fare for outstanding service. What is fair to both her and myself is without question. If you want to stand and accept poor service is your own business.
I usually enjoy your posts but take exception to this one. I am surprised with Laxman for being soft on this subject.
Peace dudes
Member #4338
05-06-06, 10:02
I am surprised with Laxman for being soft on this subject.
Drum:
By my post I meant no offense to anyone and I don't believe you took any. It was just my opinion. Maybe I'm soft in the head ;)
Lax
DrummerBoy
05-06-06, 10:50
Lax: Your cool. No offense taken. MrMyers should be a little more diplomatic that's all.
Drummer
Drum:
By my post I meant no offense to anyone and I don't believe you took any. It was just my opinion. Maybe I'm soft in the head ;)
Lax
drummerboy,
You are correct, I could have put it another way. Sorry and I did not intend any offense.
Maybe I am too easy on them, but I spend about one third of my life in Asia and I guess I just have a real soft spot for these girls.
Mighty Spearsman
05-06-06, 12:43
First visit to Sun Club since February...
Visited Coco at Sun a few days ago. She is looking fine and great cans!
TS was just a TS. Coco no longer #1 in shower. Seems that the owners will not allow her famous (infamous) B2B anymore. Showers have to be given with the curtain OPEN - that's right, no privacy.
No more B2B table shower with Coco? I'm depressed :(
DrummerBoy
05-06-06, 14:08
MrMyers: Ok, I am cool. I have a soft spot for them too. I have never been to Asia but have a few Amp owners and providers as friends that I see outside the AMPs. I asked them about this and they agreed with this method. They prefer that the mamasans know about this as well. The owners want you back as a return customer.
Mighty Spearsman: Yes, it is true. no more B2B from Coco at SUN. The owner at SUN has banned the practice. Someone else mentioned a while back the same thing and I wanted to see if it was true. Have you heard from Clix? I haven't seen him on the boards in quite a long time.
Driving towards Lowes I saw some really HOT girls and being one who can't resist a quick blowjob from a pretty face, I pulled over and she quickly told me $20 for a blowjob and $40 for a fuck. She also said she had a room. Being skeptical, I told her I needed to go the ATM and would return in a minute or two. She said she'd be right there waiting. I drove around the block and watched as several other guys fell into the trap. I learned later that this was a sting operation.
The comment in the article stating that the undercover officers were solicited is an outright lie. When I pulled up to the girl, she solicited me, offering to f**k or s**k me for money. I am lucky to have followed my gut instinct in the situation and feel badly for those guys who didn't. The police, well they are out there using unscrupulous means to ruin the lives of otherwise innocent men. I just knew something was funny as I drive this highway 2 or 3 times a day. Usually the only thing out are some drunken strung out SWers. Nothing looking this good.
It is just plain wrong to pull back any part of a tip once the provider has seen it!
If you are going to be "that way" about it then you MUST make it very clear UP FRONT that you expect a full 60 minutes. Anything less than giving that courtesy is just plain wrong.
Keep the cash in your pants until the time is done if you must stretch the time out.
As for me, be it 40 minutes or 80 minutes, so long as I feel great when I leave it does not matter!
JJ
MrMeyers has put the whole time limit issue into perspective for me, while 30-35 minutes is a little short changed, all of us are still lucky to have all these hot asian girls at any time we want. I have been rushed a few times but got over it and just try to avoid the busy times as I have mentioned in previos post. Come on guys, treat our girls right. What goes around , comes around.
Mighty Spearsman
05-07-06, 03:48
...Mighty Spearsman: Yes, it is true. no more B2B from Coco at SUN. The owner at SUN has banned the practice. Someone else mentioned a while back the same thing and I wanted to see if it was true...
Have you heard from Clix? I haven't seen him on the boards in quite a long time.
No I haven't heard from Clix in a while.
By the way, I'm not just joking - I really am depressed! I had just booked a flight to DC for next week and dug up my now-full VIP card from Sun in preparation for my upcoming visit.
Now I have to figure out who to use the card on, Coco again? or try a new girl? Any recommendations from the current Sun line-up are welcomed.
I finally returned to DC and was in the mood for a couple of stops at my long time stop - Downtown. I was especially interested due to the recent posts suggesting to boycott Downtown due to short times. In the past I have hadseveral experiences in which I received a good stop with extended hugging as well as several short time stops. Some times i am in a real hurry anad am only interested in the TS plus and need to leave after 30-45 minutes. I have always taken the advice from several years ago that you get less rushed service if you pay for the hour even if you expect to leave after 30 to 45 minutes. Some of us just cannot last very long.
Well my first visit was on a Friday morning arriving about 10:40 and was greeted at the door by Ivy who was mostly my type. She took me to a room anad took my $60. I quickly stripped into the towel and was ready when she returned. I needed a john stop but the front one was busy so I was taken to a rear john. We then proceeded to a new, for me at least, rear shower area. An older lady was cleaning a fan and the floor with bleach but just finished so we moved in. The TS was Ok, nothing super special to get a rise out of me but she got all the spots at least several times.
Back to the room to finish the drying at which time she exited to get a condom and cream. I set out my glasses case with a tip in plain sight. She returned saw the tip and proceeded to climb on the table to give me the muscle stretching or what ever is legal. I would rate this average but she tried. After a few minutes (about 10-15) she prepared for the finish. We tried multiple positions finally ending with my favorite.
After we finished I proceeded to give her a brief massage to legs, back, neck etc and she just layed there and appreciated the treatment. We then lie side by side with some lip locking and carassing for at least 15 more minutes. All in all I think I was in there at least an hour. She said I was the second client of the day for Downtown. While I was there I only heard the doorbell ring 1 or 2 times so they were not busy, as they had something like 6 workers. Ivy said she had only been their 4 days having arrived on Monday. She was new and didn't dress me like many of the others have done.
This past Thursday I again visited Downtown this time arriving about 10:30 am. Mamasan opened the door and I specified that I had visited Ivy the last time but wished to try a second lady as I like variety. She showed me to a room where I undressed and a young lady entered. I passed over the entry fee and she left to return quickly. Same routine, taken to the back shower room where the cleaning lady was working so I hit the John and we chased her out for the shower. The shower was average and quick. We returned to the room and she left for a minute while I again put my tip out in my glasses.
While returning I noticed 3 ladies sitting at the back end of the hall most smoking.
When she returned she started a manipulation for again 10 to 15 minutes and upon the flip I reached out and untied her top. She then stepped out of the rest. We had a good session like the last. At no time had she provided her name so I asked. She said June but it was Jun. For you nipple freaks, she had hugh eraser nipples which I really liked for sucking. She said they were sensitive so not hard. She also said she wished she had tiny nipples instead. I told her she was special and to be happy.
Overall review of Downtown, I did not smell the urine smell that some complain of and which I have sometimes experienced. The new shower area was small but OK, The john was also new. The sessions did not seem rushed, maybe because it was early in the day and most of the ladies were sitting around doing nothing. I prefer the early times as the ladys, while sometimes sleepy, are fresh and not sore from a long day/night. They seem to enjoy the opportunity to lie there and receive a simple massage after wards.
Member #4338
05-07-06, 19:10
Went to Sky on Saturday in my never ending quest to find the next LARS 10 AMP girl. Selected Amy from an unspecatular line-up of 3 girls working. Nice enough, 5' 2", 120 lbs, shapely body, long brown hair and 26.
No details as all was standard fare w/o any notable extras.
LARS scoring:
Face 7
Body 7
TS 5.5
Service 6
The search continues.
Lax
PS: Bobby M - Glad you enjoyed DT and it was good to read that your session wasn't rushed. Maybe, just maybe, they are getting the message.
I think some of you guys need to move to another city with no amps for a while, then you will realize how good we have it here. Most cities 250 will only get you some average looking, over 30 year old provider and you have a 75% chance of bad service. While the second paragraph of MM's comment (not quoted) prompted a somewhat spirited debate, I think NOBODY can disagree with the above comment. DC has been good to us with respect to low prices, hot providers, and good service. I think we all need to go to an AMP this week and celebrate our good fortune.
Laxy - Is that obtuse enough, or do I gotta go soft too! ;)
AJ - Great warning report, but I would suggest re-posting it in the SW section, and put some street coordinates on the report. Most of the hard-core street meat guys don't even read this section--It's reserved for softies who like to be pampered. :)
LoveLOS
Member #4338
05-08-06, 08:42
DC has been good to us with respect to low prices, hot providers, and good service. I think we all need to go to an AMP this week and celebrate our good fortune.
I was going to take the week off but since you've called the troops to battle stations I gues I'll have to rise to the occasion ;) and report for duty.
Lax
A John, thanks for the heads up but I agree with LoveLOS that it should be posted in the SW section, and also, where did this happen? Sounds like rte 1 in VA or something, but I'd be curious to know. I can't believe they didnt bust you for saying you needed to go to an ATM. That's pretty much agreeing to the deal.
Also, what article are you talking about?
Thanks.
While the second paragraph of MM's comment (not quoted) prompted a somewhat spirited debate, I think NOBODY can disagree with the above comment. DC has been good to us with respect to low prices, hot providers, and good service. I think we all need to go to an AMP this week and celebrate our good fortune.I wholeheartedly agree. I have traveling for work, and I have to pay $$ in Manhattan for the same k-girl I could have gotten in our fair city for much less. The only city that had (and I stress "had") it better was SF - but gone are those days.
Jack B Nimble
05-09-06, 11:02
I wholeheartedly agree. I have traveling for work, and I have to pay $$ in Manhattan for the same k-girl I could have gotten in our fair city for much less. The only city that had (and I stress "had") it better was SF - but gone are those days.
I'm not sure if there is a relationship between service and price, but AMPs here still are a good value. Remember, rates have not gone up for as long as I can remember (about 8-9 years). NYC rates are at least $$ and escort prices have gone through through the roof in the same period. I remember some good escorts in the old days at $3/4 to $$, who are now charging $$$. If these girls are sending money back home, it's also worth a lot less. Not trying to tell anyone what to do, but keep all this in perspective.
I went to HWC this morning and they were closed; Upset, but what are you going to do.Well I decided to head to DC and am I happy that I did so. I got a very hot and playful asian honey named Louie (hey I didn't name her). Received the full package and the best massage ever. My time with her was so awesome it made me think about her all day I can't wait to see her again.
Now about HWC, I called mamasan last night and told her I would be there in the morning and everything seemed fine and I talked to one of my girls who is a regular there ( she is not there now) and she told me everything is fine they just closed for the day. All this seems a little unusual to me. I really love this place but I have this feeling it's not cool, any advice from the forum would be appreciated. Sorry guys, I considered trying A-plus therapy but I just was not in an adventurous mood.
Later
DrummerBoy
05-09-06, 23:23
I agree that we have it pretty good here compared to some other areas.
Even though the rates are lower than those others mentioned, the providers and AMPS are making a LOT of money. None are poor and going out of business and none are starving. Not many employees make $/hr in this country. I don't feel sorry for them at all.
Over the last 8 years, the number of AMPS have proliferated in great numbers to serve the burgeoning business in the Metro area. The street also competes with them. I believe that competition and the customers trying to keep the costs down is the reason that the prices have been stable. Eventually they will raise the rates if they feel they can get it.
just a friendly debate
i doubt the therapists are making the full $ for the hour. not that it matters, point taken.
DrummerBoy
05-10-06, 15:59
I went to HWC this morning and they were closed; Upset, but what are you going to do.Well I decided to head to DC and am I happy that I did so. I got a very hot and playful asian honey named Louie (hey I didn't name her). Received the full package and the best massage ever. My time with her was so awesome it made me think about her all day I can't wait to see her again.
Now about HWC, I called mamasan last night and told her I would be there in the morning and everything seemed fine and I talked to one of my girls who is a regular there ( she is not there now) and she told me everything is fine they just closed for the day. All this seems a little unusual to me. I really love this place but I have this feeling it's not cool, any advice from the forum would be appreciated. Sorry guys, I considered trying A-plus therapy but I just was not in an adventurous mood.
Later
Spoondog: They could have closed temporarily for any number of reasons. Most of the time when I encountered part of a day or one day closures it was for maintenance reasons, or short on help. If this happened to me at a favorite site, I would go back.
Member #4338
05-10-06, 16:33
Well I decided to head to DC and am I happy that I did so. I got a very hot and playful asian honey named Louie (hey I didn't name her). Received the full package and the best massage ever. My time with her was so awesome it made me think about her all day I can't wait to see her again.
Spooner:
Where did you go in DC to meet Louie? TIA ;)
Lax
Laxman#2; Louie is at happiness, you have got to see this girl she is one of the best I've been with. You can call ahead and request her.
Good luck
The rates at the AMPs will only go up if WE allow them to go up!
If we all agree to just walk out when asked for more than $60 and $100, the prices will remain just that. All it will take is a few of us fools thinking with the wrong head and accepting a higher price to mke it go up!
I do not accept it and hope none of the rest of us will either!
JJ
These reports should be in the N. VA forum
Spoondog: They could have closed temporarily for any number of reasons. Most of the time when I encountered part of a day or one day closures it was for maintenance reasons, or short on help. If this happened to me at a favorite site, I would go back.
Cheesemaker
05-11-06, 16:19
The rates at the AMPs will only go up if WE allow them to go up!
If we all agree to just walk out when asked for more than $60 and $100, the prices will remain just that. All it will take is a few of us fools thinking with the wrong head and accepting a higher price to mke it go up!
I do not accept it and hope none of the rest of us will either!
JJ
Alas, no scheme to fix AMP prices is more doomed to fail than one which depends on mongers abstaining from irrational sexual impulses.
Blessed are the cheesemakers.
Alas, no scheme to fix AMP prices is more doomed to fail than one which depends on mongers abstaining from irrational sexual impulses.
Blessed are the cheesemakers.So Sad and SO TRUE TOO!
JJ
I visited Royal last week and based on some comments here, asked to see Gina. As was said, she's very friendly and attractive with natural boobs (B?). She wanted to know why I asked for her by name, and when I mentioned the list, she was fascinated. She appeared genuinely surprised that this existed. I was sufficiently vague about the exact url, though, that she'll have to do more digging to find this.
The TS was fine, although nothing noteworthy and the massage wasn't as thorough as I've usually received in the past. After the flip is where Gina REALLY shines. The CBJ was so good I had to stop her. Her nipples were very responsive and I prefer natural to man-made. She exercises and obviously does a lot of Kuegels, the exercise to strengthen THAT particular muscle we all enjoy. Quite a wonderful sensation.
At the risk of offending someone, I'll add that the girls at other AMPs have always reeked of garlic due to their cultural diet preferences. There wasn't a hint of the stuff on Gina.
All in all, a wonderful visit. Thanks for a great steer.
Jack
Cheese? Holy Fuck. Where the hell have you been lurking?
The rates at the AMPs will only go up if WE allow them to go up!
If we all agree to just walk out when asked for more than $60 and $100, the prices will remain just that. All it will take is a few of us fools thinking with the wrong head and accepting a higher price to mke it go up!
I do not accept it and hope none of the rest of us will either!
JJ
Right on Sleaze! I'm with you 100%
XS
"Every time i get out, they pull me back in"(godfather III). Well currently I am seperated from my SO which brought me back to the game, my return was welcomed by a less than satisfactory performance by connie at sakura in woodbridge. First time there, last time there. I should have stayed true to dc but I went there as its just down the street so what was I to do, not be lazy, why thats just unamerican. Its good to be back, and my retirement was short lived, but isnt that true of most criminals, no matter how harmless the crime we commit is. Anyways, like to give a shout out to the seniors, Loop, Moto, LL, Xsailor, Robonuts, and Wayward. I feel like korean food guys, so we might have to set that up.
Was hoping to meet Linda at Royal, but she was off for the night, so I traveled to Happiness and booked with Louie. As posted before, she's a nice package all together--very friendly, enthusiastic, good massage techniques--well worth the visit. Standard rates. It was my first time to Happiness and I see they use the same interior designers as Sun ;-). So far, CPHC is by the cleanest and most spacious operation that I've visited in the area.
welcome back to the world of the degenerates, Rev!
great to see Rev back. time to bird-dog and jump fences, cousin.
Read the forum guys, happiness is just that;Happiness! Anyways, nice to see someone took my advice from the forum, Louie is hot and really a gfe experience, I plan on seeing her next week. Are we the luckiest guys in the world or what?
In my last post I mentioned a little place on Old Keene Mill in Springfield next to MVC. Well the place is called Comfort Therapeutic and if you read my post, I recommend avoiding at all costs as it sucked. Is it possible it is a legit massage place? How are they allowed to advertise with the rest in the Post?
LL:
My apologies as when I posted I was in a hurry to try to get helpful information out there. As I know some you guys go to HWC in Virginia and I wasn't sure what to do. I also posted in the wrong category for Virginia. Just didn't want anyone to get in trouble.
Loop:
A friend of mine the next morning told me he read something in one of the local papers. That's what I was referring to. This was in Virginia.
Question:
I submitted this post early Saturday afternoon trying to warn everyone of LE`s efforts. However my post does not hit the form until late Sunday night and is juggled back into its proper spot for early Saturday? Is this because I am a regular member or LE holding it back to protect them? I know everyone says LE monitors the board but do they have control over our postings?
AJ
Does anyone know if Happiness Louie is the same from Sakura back in December 05 January 06?
She was definitely a real treat there also.
AJ
Neidermeyer
05-14-06, 18:00
I live in NYC but was in DC this weekend, and decided to checkout the local MP scene. After reading some of the recent posts I decided to try happiness. I stopped by on a Friday afternoon and was expecting a crowd, but fortunately one of the mamasans lead me straight to a room. I asked about the girls, but the mamasan just said she'd bring a nice girl. A moment later the girl walked in. She wore a florescent orange bikini and I instantly noticed her enhanced breasts, which I don't like, but at first glance she seemed OK. However, once I got a better look, she quickly started to lose her appeal. She was carrying some extra weight and seemed to have bruises or something on her arms and belly. . . she just seemed to look a little rough around the edges. She said her name was Hana (or Hanu / Hansi. . . something like that). I think she was new b/c she said she just moved to DC from LA. On the way to the shower room I saw another girl who looked much sexier. I asked about her and found out her name was Louie. I was instantly trying to figure out how to do a little switch, but at that point, I knew that I was stuck with Hani. I was still hoping for the best, but unfortunately when we got back to the room things didn't go well. She proceeded to give a lackluster massage and on the flip she pointed to certain areas inquiring what I wanted. At that point, I wasn't into her at all so I didn't want the full package, but I was hoping for a little more than just a uninspired HJ. Unfortunately, that's what I got. I asked if she would take off her bathing suit, but she said it would be the same $ as the full package (screw that!). I ended up just taking the regular service (and that's all I got). The technique was horrible. Overall, I would say it was the worst MP experience I've ever had. Things could have been different if I'd ended-up with Louie, but I guess you can't win them all. When I was leaving the mamasan was very curious about Hana's performance. I told her it was just okay. The place could be worth another visit for one of the other girls, but I'd definitely stay away from this girl.
Aacountyman
05-14-06, 20:37
I went to 14K last Tuesday at lunch. I was paired with Linda. She is tall for a Korean with a fake boob job and a nice body.
TS was average and I sat in the sauna a bit.
After that I got an ok massage and spirited DC AMP extras. I have shied away from the AMPs for a bit and this was a good return to the action.
Recommended.
A John, regular members posts go through a review process before they post to the forum. There is no review process for senior member posts, therefore they hit the board with no delay while regular member posts are delayed.
AJ, no problem. Keep posting as you have been, and you will meet senior status pretty soon. And no, LE doesn't control, or have any preview of our posts.
Weellll, Fuck me! The Rev is revived. Korean sounds soooooo yummy, think I'll hit an AMP tonight in Atlanta... Only one question my friend -- how much per pop did the free sex cost? (Forgive me father, I have indeed sinned).
LL
I wonder how much business Happiness did on Saturday night. JEEEZUS cops everywhere and FROM everywhere CHI, LA, NJ, VA beach, everywhere. I was passing thru for an entirely different reason on this occasion and couldn't believe it. Streets blocked off, cops with open containers on the sidewalk, biker folks, tons of guys walking around with their badges on the little hangy things they wear around their necks. I feel for anyone who had the fever.
I was browsing CL yesterday and started getting an itch for a massage. Short on time, I decided I'd go hit an AMP. A few minutes later I found myself at Rio.
As I'm walking up the stairs the Mamasan was like, "oh where you been, I thought about you."
"You thought about me?"
"Yah, today, I thought about you today."
Uh-huh, I've met this Mamasan once, maybe, like six months ago, and she was thinking about me - whatever.
She hooked me with the master suite, which I appreciated, and told me she'd send in a nice girl. A few minutes later June walks in. Mid to late 30's I'd guess (bad start already), big mask type face, teeth that seemed to be dentures, uninspiring body, very pale skin. So, she walks in and comes straight up to me and gives me a big warm hug and a nice kiss on the lips. Zero movement by Little Loopy.
Off to the shower we go with me just hoping for the best. Table showers are generally perfunctory to me, but this one wasn't too bad. Still, Little Loopy didnt even so much as flinch.
In the room she left me there wondering where fuck she was for a good five minutes as I listened through the walls to the band practice next door. They were pretty damn good. Anyway, she comes in and instantly takes off her clothes. Ugh. Nothing attractive to me about her body - I knew I was in trouble.
The massage, which is what I was really looking forward too, was pathetic. I tried to talk to her and coach her a bit, but her engrish was horrible and talking to her just made things worse.
As I write I figure there is no pioint going into further detail. Well, actually, she got me hard by sucking my balls a good deal and even started to give me a five minute bbbj, although it wasn't really a bj. She took me all in her mouth, used her tongue, and went up and down, but there was no pressure or suction. It was like a ghost bbbj. At the end of it she was sucking the head a little bit after I grabbed her hair and told her to "suck it." By the time she put the cover on I was flying at half-mast, and going down quickly. Then she got up to start a cowgirl session. I thought this might be hopeless, and after I saw those dangling pussy lips, I knew it was all over. It reminded me of my Reuben sandwich I had for lunch with the overloaded pastrami falling out the sides. I wanted to puke. Before we even tried to put in I stopped her and signaled for the hand release. Her hnad technique was god awful, and as hard as Little Loopy tried to remain at attention he ended up coming up flat. She was doing the old sad-face-what-was-wrong thing, but I didnt have the time to pretend. I told her to go get me a hot towel so I could get dressed quickly and high tail it outta there before she comes back.
As I left I told the Mamasan June wasn't for me. AMP's arent for me. Asian's arent for me. I seriously wish I had just thrown 7 jacks out the window as I drove down 9th rather than making the stop.
That's it for me boys, I think I'm completely done with the MP's.
Loop,
June sounds hot. Did you get her number?
LL gives you recommendations. Do you listen??? Noooooooooooo.
Geesh. :p
LL
Loop, sorry to hear you had such an exp. But don't give up just yet, there are plenty of good talents out there. Next time, remember to ask for a line up and pick the one you like. I have learned the mamasan will only send you the girl that doesn't have enough customer (couldn't get pick from the line up). So, unless you know the mamasan very well, don't ever trust their pick.
I been out of action for almost a month. At one point I almost thought my mongering life was over. It started out like this, one day, when I was taking a shower I saw that there was a pimple on little ravensfan. I was like, wtf, need to wait for it to 100% heal before going out mongering again.
A day later I went out drinking with a couple buddies. One of them brought a friend who is studying in med-school. Somehow we start talking about pimple because one of my buddy used to have them all over his face when he was in college. So I said to my friend, "you probably had it all over your dick too. " Now the med-student start talking, you can't have pimple on your dick. "why not, " I asked. "You just can't, you can't get pimple on your dick and ball, " and he keep on talking with all the medical term that no one can understand. At the end of his statment he said, "you just can't get pimple at that area, if you have one, better go see a doctor. "
So off to a doctor I went. Don't want to just go to any doctor so I called my partner in crime (mongering buddy) who happens to be a doctor. When I was at my buddy office, I just went up to him and said, "dude, there is something on my dick, " "f^cking sh^ting me, " he answer. So down go my pant, he put on his glove and checked my dick. He was checking it for a good 5 mins. Finally, he came up and said, "dude, is just a pimple. " I told him about what I heard from the med-student. He gave me a look and called me a dumb ass. Told me not to do any mongering until the thing is 100% heal. It is very easy to catch std cuz the pimple could pop during BJ or intercouse. So I survive the scare and waited an extra 2 weeks after I think the thing is been heal. Finally, I went out last weekend for the first time since March.
Went to the spa with no name (they don't want to be seen on the net, but feel free to pm me for details, sorry, no newbie) got a line up of 4, 1 bad, 1 so so, and 2 above average. The section was very good, she took her time on everything. Got a nice 15 mins ts, 20 mins massage, and a nice slow main event. Never once was I rushed during the time. Full hour was giving (maybe more). Hopefully, one day, downtown will be able to provide the same level of service. Before than, I will join the boycott.
I am in DC for a couple of days with free time today, Monday. I used to frequent NWS, but it's closed, which I confirmed. So I went back to Happiness, where I had not been for quite a while. By the luck of the draw, I got Janey, a 22-year-old Korean woman who told me she has been there 4 months. What a find!!!
Janey is about 5'4", thin (which I like), small breasts, closely trimmed crotch, hard body, but not too hard. Really, just what I like in every way. To top it off, she is friendly and a top-notch provider. We had a marvelous GFE session and did everything for the usual .6 + $. I highly recommend Janey. I will definitely return, maybe even tonight!
Bruce
DrummerBoy
05-15-06, 16:43
Wow! LoopVet's experience is enough to swear me off AMPS too! Boy that sounds like the 100-year-old Mamasan. What a nightmare. If it was April 1st, I would have thought LV was pulling a fast one on us...
I live in NYC but was in DC this weekend, and decided to checkout the local MP scene. After reading some of the recent posts I decided to try happiness. I stopped by on a Friday afternoon and was expecting a crowd, but fortunately one of the mamasans lead me straight to a room. I asked about the girls, but the mamasan just said she'd bring a nice girl. A moment later the girl walked in. She wore a florescent orange bikini and I instantly noticed her enhanced breasts, which I don't like, but at first glance she seemed OK. However, once I got a better look, she quickly started to lose her appeal. She was carrying some extra weight and seemed to have bruises or something on her arms and belly. . . she just seemed to look a little rough around the edges. She said her name was Hana (or Hanu / Hansi. . . something like that). I think she was new b/c she said she just moved to DC from LA. On the way to the shower room I saw another girl who looked much sexier. I asked about her and found out her name was Louie. I was instantly trying to figure out how to do a little switch, but at that point, I knew that I was stuck with Hani. I was still hoping for the best, but unfortunately when we got back to the room things didn't go well. She proceeded to give a lackluster massage and on the flip she pointed to certain areas inquiring what I wanted. At that point, I wasn't into her at all so I didn't want the full package, but I was hoping for a little more than just a uninspired HJ. Unfortunately, that's what I got. I asked if she would take off her bathing suit, but she said it would be the same $ as the full package (screw that!). I ended up just taking the regular service (and that's all I got). The technique was horrible. Overall, I would say it was the worst MP experience I've ever had. Things could have been different if I'd ended-up with Louie, but I guess you can't win them all. When I was leaving the mamasan was very curious about Hana's performance. I told her it was just okay. The place could be worth another visit for one of the other girls, but I'd definitely stay away from this girl.
Hey Neidermeyer:
Very nicely detailed report but, in the future, please break up the long posts into paragraphs. Styles such as this make it very difficult to read.
I became dizzy and passed out about halfway through it.
Vandriver
Then she got up to start a cowgirl session. I thought this might be hopeless, and after I saw those dangling pussy lips, I knew it was all over. It reminded me of my Reuben sandwich I had for lunch with the overloaded pastrami falling out the sides.
Ohhh great. I may NEVER order another reuben sandwich!
Member #4338
05-15-06, 19:04
I was browsing CL yesterday and started getting an itch for a massage. Short on time, I decided I'd go hit an AMP. A few minutes later I found myself at Rio.
Loopy:
Where the f**k is Rio? Got to know where it is to avoid it.
Lax
Dick North
05-15-06, 19:53
I live in NYC but was in DC this weekend, and decided to checkout the local MP scene.
I am just curious about the name 'Neidermeyer'. Is your forum name based on the Animal House character?
Just curious. Loved that movie!
DN
nope, db, not pulling a fast one. LL, ravensfan, i appreciate the support but i'm done. It wasn't so much that she was bad, I think it was more me. Maybe I hoped for a black girls ass to miraculously pop out when she took her bottom off. Nah, nice and flat. Like it was flattened from getting the hit down too much. Got the bottom knocked out. Oh, and the mamasan wasn't old. 30's somewhere I'd guess.
Lax, Rio is formerly Olympic.
I stopped in at DT this weekend. I know its under a boycott, but somebody has to report on the service to see if the boycott should continue, so I stepped up to the plate. Jay walked in the room. I have seen her several times, so she asked me if I want to see someone new. I nodded yes. Next, in walked Becky, who is a real cutie, but she doesn't look like a 'becky'. She claims to be 27 and that looks about right. She has a great face and a nice athletic bod. I think the hooters were natural, which I prefer to the store-bought variety. She had two tats, which is usually a turn-off for me, but in her case, no big deal. Her skin is dark from the tanning salon. Her attitude was great. She was joking and playing around, which was fun. The massage and muscle training were above average. I would repeat. I didn't check the time, so I don't know if it was less than an hour, but it seemed like an hour. They weren't busy, so maybe that's why I didn't get rushed.
Neidermeyer
05-16-06, 00:37
I am just curious about the name 'Neidermeyer'. Is your forum name based on the Animal House character?
Just curious. Loved that movie!
DNHey Dick North,
That's pretty good! Yeah, I have to say, not much thought went into the name, but it is loosely based on Animal House! Good times!
Jack B Nimble
05-16-06, 20:50
Went back to this place on recommendation from another board. Some improvement over last time, but still not quite was I was hoping for. Anna is cute, a bit thicker than I like, but athletic, no fat. Big Ds that are certainly enhanced but a good job. Another flower-girl type hair do with a lot of frizz. Roundish face, nice lips. She is probably fairly young, early 20s. I wouldn't call her a knockout but nice looking. The nice part is she had a lot of warmth an enthusiasm, almost immediately went into DFK and cuddling. Seems to like to please. So everything looked cool, but ...
She climbed up with me after the showed for DFK and a quick CBJ. THen climbed on with a lof of passion and rocked me CG until I came ... all in about 5 minutes. Not much for pacing. I had heard some talk about multiple pops, but she just wanted to cuddle, I asked about a massage, and she just said "too tired, next time long massage." Well, isn't that past of the show, here? She didn't seem to want to throw me out, but with no second pop, no massage and not much English it was hard to think of a reason to stay, Out in about 40 minutes. So DT is not the only place ...
Ocean Explorer
05-16-06, 22:58
Based on the good reviews here I ventured to Happiness (524 10th NW for those who don't have time to RTFF). Rang myself in and up the stairs.
Momma took me to Room 3 and asked if I had been there before. Of course I hadn't but I said I had along time ago and lately I had been a regular at Royal but now needed a change of pace. I asked about Louie and Janey. Turned out that Louie was in.
It had been a slow night so far. This was about 800PM. Louie was a good recommendation. Korean, 24, great tits and friendly. Paid my $60 then got a TS to clean up. We sat in the sauna for a few minutes to warm up with some socializing. Then back to Room 3 for action.
I just left $ on the table and there was no discussion about money.
The massage was great and just what I needed. Ended with some good AR.
Then we did multiple positions until I had her finish me by hand.
A warm towell to finish up.
In total a very satisfying experience. Ask for her.
OE
Mighty Spearsman
05-17-06, 21:53
...She took me all in her mouth, used her tongue, and went up and down, but there was no pressure or suction. It was like a ghost bbbj...
A ghost bbbj? You must have hooked up with my ex-wife :)
That's it for me boys, I think I'm completely done with the MP's.
Loop, that's the funniest story I've hear in while. Is Rio even an AMP? Maybe a MP but we have to hook up some time and let me take you to a real AMP. Shit man...just read all the reports about RIO on this board... get my drift?
You're still the man!
XS
So I visited Del Sol, for a Sun tan today.
Nice, I had the coupon from the WashPost, $10 off
Got my card stamped, asked for 'little girl' got, Y *k*, what a spinner, 100 lbs wet.
Silicone boobs, her nipples & clit were sensitive she said.
She is sweet, she said no shower, they full.
Cowgirl. Mish
Massage, 6
Attitude 8
A body like a Jr high teenie.
Put 1H 37M in meter, came back 43 minutes left.
Fair enough.
She is tiny and sweet. Fake eye lashes & all
Maybe 22 y. O.
I'll ask for her again +
Don't post very often, but I try to contribute from time to time.
I guess you could call me an occasional monger. So here is my latest work of fiction.
I had to do something near macarthur blvd so I stopped by accu-fitness. I didn't have the greatest experience last time but I figured I would give them another shot (so to speak).
So mama-san sent in a decent enough gal, a little old but not bad. Korean, don't remember her name. We decided on a double, quick hj pop in the TS for .4 extra, then the usual $.
Great TS, having the deal already worked out helped considerably. Decent massage but on the flip she was more lubed up the exxon valdez, I felt like I was on a slip and slide. It was tough to finish, but I did (I'm just that kind of guy).
Overall a 5 out of 10.
Friday 3pm usually a downtown person, but been reading the post, and happiness has high marks, louie busy, but the thin, small breast, and good attitude attracted me all of this and more, great attitude, frendly, pertty smile, and started with shower, then main event after late lunch begin missary, end doggy, then as leaving mamasan ask if I there before, no but friend tell me about janey, as if she was ok I thought she was great will be back and ask for her. As professional as J at dt.
Had some time last evening...so I decided to see what Jun @ DT had to offer. Another one of you had a positive review, so I figured I'd see for myself.
I arrived and told Mamasan that I was there for June. She left for a moment, then returned. "Have you been here before?". Yes, I saw Princess 2 weeks ago. This dance went back and forth a few times, then in came June.
Off to the TS. Nothing was washed very well at all...not a good sign. But, since I showered just before I got there, I thought that she knew it and just touched me up a bit.
Back to the room, she proceeds with a really shitty massage. Really just placing her hands on my back, legs, etc. Then, about 5 minutes into the massage, she asks me when I had seen her before. I told her that I had not seen her, but my friend Bill (made up name for the monger who gave the review) had told me GREAT things about her.
Well, my friends, no GREAT things happened. No AR, no BBBJ (not that I wanted it, but simulating it would have been fine), very short CBJ that blew (not the right way), so much lube during the main event that a truck could have gotten through there. And, she kept getting more and more. Not good.
Also, her positioning was so bad and her skills were so bad that it was hard to keep the good man UP.
I had her finish with a HJ that was so bad it took her over 5 minutes to finish. I almost wanted to say, "Here, let me do that for you!".
The one good thing about her is that I think she had a pretty nice ass. And, when I touched the starfish while walking the dog, she let out a moan. Maybe fake or maybe she would lube that thing up also.
Anyway, I will not repeat with her. But, I did go about 65 minutes...probably because the HJ took so damn long! Nevertheless, I was not shorted at all.
Mimi from Sun....WHERE ARE YOU?!!!!
Vandriver
Member #4338
05-22-06, 01:39
This weekend I had occasion to stop by Happiness to see Louie. I must say that my initial reaction upon seeing her wasn't great. Don't get me wrong, Louie has a great body and a pleasant face but she is no Mimi in the looks department. Having said that the muscle training was first rate followed by an extended trip to the Pacific Rim. She seemed to enjoy the dining at the Y and the main course was the best I've had in quite some time. Louie is definitely recommended.
Louie LARS:
Face - 7
Body - 8
Attitude - 8.5
Service - 9
Anyway, I will not repeat with her. But, I did go about 65 minutes...probably because the HJ took so damn long! Nevertheless, I was not shorted at all.
Mimi from Sun....WHERE ARE YOU?!!!!
Vandriver
Oh, great. Now they are giving shitty service for the full hour! The boycott continues.
Be safe,
Lax
Fellow Mongers,
Forgive the delay in this report but it has been a busy work week. Last Tuesday I was simply in the mood for some serious mongering. I spent the early afternoon at the House just to wet my appetite. I first started out with a regular of mine from CL, Jessica in Falls Church.
The service was good as usual. Surprisingly she informed me that she will branch off into working her own set of girls. She informed me of this thing called 30/30 houses. This is where Latin girls work right out of these homes for $30 and they get $15 for each lay. WOW! I luv me some Chicas. Ahs anyone ever heard of these 30/30 providers? A few years back I recall going to a house near NW Georgia Ave where the girls were latin and the cost was $80. These girls were beautiful.
Moving right along, I decided to waive my ban on DT and givbe them a ty since it had been a while. I was hoping that OUR strike of this facility would foce better service….what luck! Got there about midnight and wouldn’t you know the house was full. Mamsamn asked me to return in 10 minutes. So I went to Club no name for a quick beer and back to DT. I asked for a line up and there were only two girls available. Once I laid my eyes on Becky, I didn’t even see the other girl. Becky is very tanned, beautiful smile with very nice thick thighs and an ass to match. Her ass wasn’t big and round, just thick and very muscular.
The TS was great with lots of attention paid to that certain area so my hopes were running high. The TM was great! Lots of knee work into my ass and lower back and she actually knew what she was doing. Then came the fun. Although there was no Asian ( where can a Monger find some good Asian these days?) all else exceeded my expectations. I don’t do this often but I had to take a trip and DATY. She rode me CG then reverse CG (which I love). Then I laid her flat on her stomach for the big finish. All in all she was wonderful and I need not see any there provider at the DT as long as she is available. Additionally, the service was just over 60 minutes, a long way from my 20 minute service a month ago.
Looks= 9
TS= 8 (Coco being a 10 at the Sun)
Massage= 8
Service= 9 (asian would have made it a solid 10)
After that I went to EYE street. It was about 330 and I ended up with April. Nice, small frame with small implants. She was ok but very tight. Nothing like Becky but I needed one more pop before work. I had to take it slow because I didn’t want the condom to break. She is very shallow and tight. Felt good but she did too much crying for e to get into it. Overall the service was average. She provided extended time with the CBJ which I really enjoyed. While she played with him, I was able to browse the area with all fingers.
Looks= 7
TS=5
Massage=5
Service=7 (CBJ was the best part)
Finally off to work.
Well it's been a while, a long while since I had been back to Happiness. Since Mimi had left I hadn't had the heart to go back and lament past sessions.
Ran into the old mamasan that was there from times of old..."haven't seen you in a long time" she said..."maybe a couple..." I said as she led me to my room. In any event it was good to back!
I had phoned ahead requesting Louie(as she seems to be the flav of the moment) but as in times past, it's a crap shoot as she told me "I will send in a good lady"...I was kind of pissed as it's not good to jerk around(no pun) with the paying customers.
Three minutes later a long full figured tasty treat walks in and says "hi, my name is Michelle"!! Michelle(yes the one from HWC) is very sweet; tanned, has nice long curly brown hair and is pleasing to the eyes(not straight Korean BTW, her mom is Japanese, as evident in her soft facial features). She has a couple of rather large tats across her back and best of all probably the largest set of nips I've ever seen on an Asian provider(the girth is amazing), I mean they were HUGE!! And quite tasty...I must say!
Our session was pretty good, definitely used up the full time paid for but some menu items were off limits...YMMV! A decent try at a massage was given after all was said and done along with a hot towel and a freshing rinse.
Details can be had by PM if need be, I recommend her for a try. BTW the stable at Happiness looks good as I saw some others walking around, Michelle has only been inhouse for about 3 days.
Composite Rating: 8/10.
MnV
(post script; good to see the VPI card system in use, as I never leave home without it anymore :))
But have finally gotten through enough therapy to say it...."She's married"!!
"Mimi from Sun....WHERE ARE YOU?!!!!"
Vandriver[/QUOTE]
Hey Moonview, you have gotta go see this girl soon because I don't know how much longer 'till her vacation, she will make your day. Trust me.
Member #4338
05-23-06, 02:46
So I visited Del Sol, for a Sun tan today.
Got my card stamped, asked for 'little girl' got, Y *k*, what a spinner, 100 lbs wet.
Nova:
What's up with the stealth mode for the name of the girl you saw at Sun? I assuming that Y*K* means Yuki or something that sounds about like it. As you probably know, regular posters to this board usually provide the working name of the provider.
No offense intended, just curious.
Lax
After reading all the recent reports on Happiness, I decided to wander off my usual path and gave it a try. Left the office around 8:30 and ventured to Happiness. After securing a parking space a block away, I got to the front door and they must be busy because after the third ring, I was allowed in. Walked up the stairs and was greeted by the Mamasan's usual rhetoric.
"Have you been here before," she said.
"Of course," I said. "About two months ago with Cookie. Is Louie available?”
“Don’t worry, I bring nice girl,” she said.
“I trust you,” I said and smiled.
She then led me to my room and I handed her the house fee to which she declined. As I was getting ready, the door creaked open revealing a smiling face.
"Hellooo," she said, as she enters and hugs me. I’m glad I trusted the wise Mamasan because she was outstanding. I gave her the house fee and she left. Please forgive me gentlemen, as I forgot her name. However, she is about 22-23 with a cute, small face, 34-36 C (enhanced, of course), 5'6 with heels, soft and smooth skin, good English, and a great bubbling personality.
Upon her return, she held me by the hands and led me to the showers. She was quite playful and we both had good laughs. She gave a thorough cleaning and paid special attention to the special areas, especially zeanus.
We walked back to the room, kissed me on the cheek, and told me to relax and left for the supplies. I was laid out on the table when she returned. She got undressed, and gave me a light, teasing pinched me on the ass.
"You like hard, soft?" she asked, referring to a massage.
"Hard, please!" I replied.
The massage was wonderful! Her strength and technique was really nice. Haven’t had such nice massages in a long while. She gave attention to every finger and toe.
As the massage lasted for at least 20 minutes, she began the Asian tongue dance, followed by AR. While she continued AR, she reached her hands and gently pulled the little monster from its hibernation state and gave him a little licking, and my god was he ticking. On the flip, she devoured him for at least 5 minutes and then mounted. She rode CG for several minutes or so with rather good vocalization.
Because she is so small, I wrapped my arms around her, lifted her body and laid her down on her back. Did missionary for a while and finished in doggie. She quickly cleaned me up, gave me a kiss on the cheek and left.
She returned with a hot towel and gave me a full-body wipe down. As we were cuddling and talking, my SO called and that was my cue to exit. I quickly gave her a light kiss on the neck noticed her perfume. I still remember the aroma. Unforgettable! She helped me get dressed and walked me out. She kissed me on the cheek, and said “You nice guy.”
“Thank you! I try,” I uttered, jokingly. While she was smiling and facing me, I notice that she had a little mark on her nose but I didn’t examine it too closely, as I wanted to vacate the entrance just in case another one you decided to show up.
On the way out, I saw two other providers that I’d love to try. Both had really pretty faces and absolutely terrific bodies. In the end, I was indeed happy with happiness.
On lighter note, I was surprised to learn that Mimi from Sun is married. I’ve met her once or twice. Which one you fine gentlemen wooed her away from us? I wondered how good being married to a provider would be: would it be a lifetime of joy and happiness, or dreary and boring as every other monogamous relationships?
Happy hunting,
XR
I prefer caution,
PS Lennons girlfriend ;)
Spoondog,
But they gave me the old bait and switch after I got there...that's how I got to Michelle ergo my report. I will definitely go to see Louie.
THX,
MnV
Hey Moonview, you have gotta go see this girl soon because I don't know how much longer 'till her vacation, she will make your day. Trust me.
On lighter note, I was surprised to learn that Mimi from Sun is married. I’ve met her once or twice. Which one you fine gentlemen wooed her away from us? I wondered how good being married to a provider would be: would it be a lifetime of joy and happiness, or dreary and boring as every other monogamous relationships.
.... It is still less expensive to rent, rather to buy.
Had read the previous post about June and her skills not being up to par. As I am a DT guy and not participating in any boycott, but still liking to try another place for variety now and then, thought I would head into town from a different direction than I usually do, as I was at a friends. With limited time, I found DT first and thought I would go with the ole staple. But then June came in. What a drag. My experience was nearly identical to the previous post: very weak shower, very weak cbj, very weak everything. Just a huge disappointment. If you get June, ask for someone else. She is lame. Sorry to be harsh, but sometimes you just have to call it like it is.
Member #4338
05-25-06, 12:27
Had read the previous post about June and her skills not being up to par. As I am a DT guy and not participating in any boycott, but still liking to try another place for variety now and then, thought I would head into town from a different direction than I usually do, as I was at a friends. With limited time, I found DT first and thought I would go with the ole staple. But then June came in. What a drag. My experience was nearly identical to the previous post: very weak shower, very weak cbj, very weak everything. Just a huge disappointment. If you get June, ask for someone else. She is lame. Sorry to be harsh, but sometimes you just have to call it like it is.
Amp:
Thanks for posting your report. Nothing seems to have changed. The boycott continues.
Lax
PS: Boh .... it been a while. Hope that all is well with you. As usual your advice is right on the mark.
A nice, young friend of mine was going to DC and asked me
for recommendations of DC Amps.
I suggested Royal, Happiness or Downtown IF he insisted
on the full 60 minutes at DT. I had good experiences there
in 2005 with Jay.
He chose Downtown and Jay.
The 60 minutes was no problem, problem was Jay.
She said she was tired, then did want her breasts touched,
then didn't want her belly touched, then didn't want DATY,
then didn't ......
He got up, dressed and left after 20 minutes of this bitching without tip.
Loss was house money. She was snorting and complaining
and speaking in Korean about every normal thing he was doing.
He said worst Amp experience of his life bar none.
I feel bad about including Downtown and Jay to my friend.
Boycott DOWNTOWN and JAY forever!
My friend cooled off, went to Royal and said he
had a really great experience.
Had the sincere pleasure of visiting Michelle at Happiness today...thank you Moonview!
Damn she was perfect...No AR and a short CBJ, but she is fucking sexy as hell. I am thinking of refinancing my house just to go see her everyday!
The session was very unrushed and, at the 60 minute point when Mamasan yelled that time was over, she yelled back that she was not done and we went another 10 minutes.
SAYONARA Downtown (I know it's not aKorean word, but WTF)
I think I have found my all time favorite provider (well, my favorite right now).
Seniors may PM for details if needed.
Vandriver
BTW: I am happy to see that they have instituted a VIP Card system like Sun.
A nice, young friend of mine was going to DC and asked me
for recommendations of DC Amps.
I suggested Royal, Happiness or Downtown IF he insisted
on the full 60 minutes at DT. I had good experiences there
in 2005 with Jay.
He chose Downtown and Jay.
The 60 minutes was no problem, problem was Jay.
She said she was tired, then did want her breasts touched,
then didn't want her belly touched, then didn't want DATY,
then didn't ......
He got up, dressed and left after 20 minutes of this bitching without tip.
Loss was house money. She was snorting and complaining
and speaking in Korean about every normal thing he was doing.
He said worst Amp experience of his life bar none.
I feel bad about including Downtown and Jay to my friend.
Boycott DOWNTOWN and JAY forever!
My friend cooled off, went to Royal and said he
had a really great experience.
That must have really shocked both Jay and Mamasan... Good for your friend.
There is no reason AT ALL for any of us to go to DT any longer.
Forget "taking one for the team"... This team does not wish to be ripped off any longer.
If any of you guys decide to waste your time at DT because "you would be the one to get a good session", you are being very foolish.
The chances of receiving a great provider, great session, and a full hour are slim to none... And, Slim just left for the weekend.
Vandriver
Crazy Dick
05-25-06, 23:27
LoveLOS,
I think Kimchi did a vanishing act back to Hawaii.
You were looking for some Korean language lessons. I put the followin out on the Massage board a long time ago. It has all the Korean you will need in an AMP.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=338837&postcount=99
So Many AMP's and So Little Money,
Crazy Dick
Thursday nite was headed to AF for a 10pm appt, when decided to call it off due to an occupied van down the next alley and a tall guy (nonasian) standing around leaning on the mailbox accross the street talking into his phone headset. Hopefully just another guy waiting on a 10pm appt, but having had the chance to play 20 questions with DC's finest about two years ago at the end of an AMP visit elsewhere I wasnt in the mood for a repeat game of Jeopardy(sp?). Drove up several blocks and circled back 5-8 minutes later, same guy, same place, same phone call. Never heard of problems at AF before, so probably just me.
JeddiMindTrick
05-26-06, 05:32
This place is on the top floor. I think it is either the 3rd or 4th floor of the building.
Great customer service.
First girl I had there was Didi. Short a very dark. Not quite ganguro but still pretty dark. Okay table shower skills and mediocre massage but her otehr skills were very, very good. She is open for almost anything. Very polite if she is not into a certain activity.
I went back for seconds a few days later. She did not seem to inform the mamasan what name she was using because I asked for Didi and the mamasan acted like I was from Mars. We straightened it out and her repeat performance was even better than the first.
A few days later I went back to try another provider. She was light skined, a little taller than Didi but still very friendly. Again, the TS was nothing spectacular and the massage left a lot to be desired but the extras made up for it. Again, very skilled in the arts. Both girls not in a rush. They hand out VIP cards. I left mine so they said they could keep one there to keep track of my visits... they waive the house fee every 7th one.
Thursday nite was headed to AF for a 10pm appt, when decided to call it off due to an occupied van down the next alley and a tall guy (nonasian) standing around leaning on the mailbox accross the street talking into his phone headset. Hopefully just another guy waiting on a 10pm appt, but having had the chance to play 20 questions with DC's finest about two years ago at the end of an AMP visit elsewhere I wasnt in the mood for a repeat game of Jeopardy(sp?). Drove up several blocks and circled back 5-8 minutes later, same guy, same place, same phone call. Never heard of problems at AF before, so probably just me. Kluvr you've got me on this one? My grandpa once told me if you don't learn something every day, then you're not doing much. He also told me the difference between a smart man and a wisemen. The smart man learns from his mistakes, the Wiseman learns from others. Thanks for the report!
I thought I knew we just about all of the AMP`s were at. Obviously not I'm not familiar with AF? Feel free to PM me with this one's location and potential referrals, or anyone else for that matter.
Hope everyone has a safe enjoyable weekend!
AJ
MrSunnyHills
05-26-06, 22:18
Thought about going to Happiness, be decided it was too close to work. (and roaming with tourists). Decided to use the coupon and check out Sun. Entered and overweight mamasan leads me to the stairs, where an older gal follows me up. You want shower? Yes. Who you seen before. Pink. Who? Pink. What's your name. Peku. What? Peku. What the hell - never mind - except that I will screw up the review. Oh yeah - she had a pouch. But decent, natural tits.
Anyway, in the shower, decent typical wash. Took care of all places, but not very sensual. Had a bit of a bad feeling.
Loud Korean noises. Hurry upstairs, still dripping. Dries me off. Lie down. You want soft massage. No first hard, then soft. So-so massage. She tires of it pretty quickly. I hadn't put any money out. So I decide - just oral (covered) today when she asks. She sucks like hell - no attempt at sensuality (oh yeah - a tiny bit of licking inbetween Asian and oral.) anyway, I decide I'm tired of this crap and let it rip. OK honey. What the hell - not yet. I want more massage. OK - a bit more. Then, out the door in 45 minutes.
Hmmm - that's why I gave up MP's last time. Shoulda held out for Happiness after work rather than a less than delightful lunchtime special.
Kluvr you've got me on this one? My grandpa once told me if you don't learn something every day, then you're not doing much. He also told me the difference between a smart man and a wisemen. The smart man learns from his mistakes, the Wiseman learns from others. Thanks for the report!
I thought I knew we just about all of the AMP`s were at. Obviously not I'm not familiar with AF? Feel free to PM me with this one's location and potential referrals, or anyone else for that matter.
Hope everyone has a safe enjoyable weekend!
AJAF = AccuFitness. MacArthur Blvd. Wash. Post Sports Page has address and contact info. Believe all I have intel on have since moved on. Their hours are not as extensive as others, closing at 11pm or midnite depending on day. Best to call beforehand. Enjoy the holiday.
Just received intel from a fellow monger that my new ATF in the looks/attitude department has "gone on vacation".
However, when I called the AMP to request her, the TWO ladies who answered the phone giggled and said she want back to Korea.
So, for all you mongers out there who may have seen Michelle @ Happiness, please either PM me or post where she might have gone.
She is very tan (tans every day in the bed for 20 minutes) and has about 3-4 rather large tattoos on her back. VERY NICE and LARGE NATURAL (c+ or D...probably D) breasts with large nipples (in length and width). VERY HOT GIRL.
As I have mentioned on several occasions, pretty Korean women with large natural breasts are my thing...and, she was all of that and more!
I need to know where she went to work b/c I truly don't think she want back to Korea. Really, I NEED to know!
I saw her Thursday and asked her if she was going on vacation soon (because I knew I wanted to see her again) and she said no. So, I am guessing she switched shops.
Of course, I will accept a similarly looking substitute... LOL.
With 2 girls in the title, you'd think I had the time of my lift, but alas, not. Drew the lovely KoKo who was pleasingly thick with big, beautiful, natural D+ boobs. Conversation and shower were going great....that is until I got the 'ole switch-a-roo and she bolted to go be with another monger. DAGGER!
So in walks 6-day old Michelle. Younger with an average face, but pretty nice body. Oh, well, I can work with this. Back in the room, Michelle is giving a pretty decent massage. As I reciprocate, her clothes fall off. At this time she is giggling and asking about what I want. When I clarify, she offers a handy. Yep, that's it for today.
In a nice way I say that's not the training I need, and need to see another provider or get my .60 back. A few minutes later, I have my 3 Jacksons back and off to Sun. Too bad as I really wanted to explore KoKo.
DP
So, over to Sun Club and drew Mina. She's probably 5' 5" or so with a nice body, natural C's and long wavy hair. Pretty cute overall, but kind of a flat butt. TS was average but massage was quite good.
Main event was good with excellent French accent.
Overall I'd give Mina:
Looks: 7.0
Attitude: 8.0
Performance: 7.5
Overall: 7.5
I'd take her again, but with 4 others there, wouldn't necessarily wait around for her.
DP
I know exactly who you mean...see my review of Michelle @ HWC. A nice girl with a great attitude and tan!
VAM
Just received intel from a fellow monger that my new ATF in the looks/attitude department has "gone on vacation".
However, when I called the AMP to request her, the TWO ladies who answered the phone giggled and said she want back to Korea.
So, for all you mongers out there who may have seen Michelle @ Happiness, please either PM me or post where she might have gone.
She is very tan (tans every day in the bed for 20 minutes) and has about 3-4 rather large tattoos on her back. VERY NICE and LARGE NATURAL (c+ or D...probably D) breasts with large nipples (in length and width). VERY HOT GIRL.
As I have mentioned on several occasions, pretty Korean women with large natural breasts are my thing...and, she was all of that and more!
I need to know where she went to work b/c I truly don't think she want back to Korea. Really, I NEED to know!
I saw her Thursday and asked her if she was going on vacation soon (because I knew I wanted to see her again) and she said no. So, I am guessing she switched shops.
Of course, I will accept a similarly looking substitute... LOL.
Ok, Michelle is no longer there...or, maybe away for the weekend. You can never tell from Mamasan b/c of 2 reasons:
1) If she is gone for good, Mamasan still wants you to come back for another provider
2) If she is not gone for good but only out for a few days, Mamasan still wants you to pay for services that day rather than wait for her to return.
Nevertheless, I took the board's advice and made an appointment with Louis for 10:15am. At 10:10, I called to let them know I was right around the corner... With "Rolling Thunder", traffic was hell with the 1000's of Harleys rolling around. And, the tourists outside of the shop... It's a damn good thing they don't know what's going on upstairs.
Anyway, arrived inside at 10:15 and told them I was there for my appointment with Louie... "Oh, she busy now". WTF, I called 5 minutes ago to let you know I was around the corner. I told them I drove 60 minutes to get there and I was very disappointed with them.
Evidently, another monger told them that his name was the one I used for my appointment and intended to use my time slot. NOT COOL.
Anyway, I guess I was better looking that you were because when Louie came into my room, she told Mamasan that she would "help" me today. Good thing because, after all, it was my appointment.
TS was very good with proper attention to all of the right areas... Massage was very good also; as were the festivities and the finale'.
Seniors may PM for details or read prior posts on the site... I concur with my fellow mongers on her.
I will repeat...Tomorrow?
Vandriver
I know there's a boycott going on but as we say YMMV. I was always taught if it's not broken don't fix it I don't know why but I'm still getting my hour plus at DT. I'm still getting my mileage so today crossing the picket line 10:45AM. I was met at the door with a big hugging kiss from Jay she informed me today she was manager and wouldn't be able to see me. By the way one of you guys followed me upstairs grabbing a hold of all the locked second and third floor door knobs like you were lost. I said what are you looking for you told me the second floor. I said that's down one level and there's nothing there. You then ran back downstairs WTF I was laughing at you. Anyway She had a special TREAT for me ten or fifteen minutes of idle chit-chat me playing with her nipples and Jay was telling me they are aware of the boycott. But it didn't really seem to be slowing things down she says all of her regulars are still coming? off went the doorbell BING, DONG, DING sorry I have to go and she popped her left breast back in her top. Two seconds later in walks WHAT A TREAT INDEED Princess she's only been there for a few days approximately 5 ft. 6 in. long brown curly hair tattoos on her back shoulders and down on her bottom bikini line may be 125 pounds natural 34or36 D`s very very tan good English she was also wearing blue contact lenses. TS was really hot, massage was perfect paying a lot of tongue attention to the starfish than the flip I would say this woman just made my ATF list. A real sexy provider. Jay was telling her come on let's go he's my date she was saying not anymore and laughing. She was feeling generous today and really laid it on the line twice for me. Of course there was some motivation involved $.40 TIP. I know there's a missing Michelle from happiness I don't know if this is the same one but I do know she fits a description posted last week by MOONVIEW. I also know DT was not busy at all. Total time about 80MIN.
Is there a Michelle at HWC now? Is she the same Michelle from last year who was at Downtown for a while and who has that nice tatoo on her lower back??
Is SHE at HWC now??
If so, let me know all the details you may be willing to share because I MUST go see her next weekend if it is her!
JJ
Member #4338
05-29-06, 07:05
...Jay was telling me they are aware of the boycott. But it didn't really seem to be slowing things down she says all of her regulars are still coming? ...I also know DT was not busy at all.
I haven't made an detailed study but it seems to me that the negative reports on DT are still running 3 to 4 to one. Not the type of odds I want to waste my limited mongering resources on. For now I'll stick with the sure things.
The boycott continues.
Lax ;)
Princess is definately not the missing Michelle from Happiness. In fact, I had posted on Princess a few weeks back that she said she was a "featured contract provider" who would come for a week or so every so often. But, she was very hot.
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As for the statement that Jay says the boycott was not affecting them, what can explain the statement that they "were not busy"?
One thing I learned in business is that success breeds success...failure breeds failure...it's contageous. In my opinion, it is affecting them and they won't admit it because they are prudent business people who wish to appear VERY successful to their clients.
But, have you ever gone into a store with empty shelves and no customers? You really don't want to shop there. Same as an AMP (in their minds)... If they admit they are not busy and the boycott has affected them, then they have to deal with it. Otherwise, to them anyway, it is not a problem.
Let us join forces, close ranks, hang together and continue the DownTown Boycott and make it a real Memorial Day for them today and every day.
Jay is getting older and the role of mamasan is more befitting her than
a courtesan. She has really aged in the face recently. Mamasan is
probably about the only option left for her at this rate of deterioration
as far as employment in the near future. Although some older K-women
do partake in street walking in LA.
The blue stairwell carpet continues to smell of urine my friend said. Especially in this heat, one could sucumb before reaching the top floor.
If one successfully naviagates the four flights, the reward is being
fleeced of $160 dollars for a 30 to 40 minute service commonly performed
for $80 at most R & T K-parlors on the outskirts of many small towns
in USA.
Hondo Lane
05-30-06, 08:40
I honored the boycott and went to IHC on NY Ave instead of DT. Saw Meanly (sp) I used to like the massage; now we get some kind of muscle stretch.
Had a nice time; looks 7; service 8;
Hondo
Doing them all so you don't have to.
I also know DT was not busy at all. Total time about 80MIN.So I made a trip to DT last week and also saw Princess. I want to say that she's been there for a while. I could be mistaken but I think I saw Princess in a line-up back in February. In any case, I did not ask for the line-up this time around and went with the luck of the draw. I definitely was not disappointed by her looks and body (as described by several others now), and was hoping for a great session. I got the standard service, chose not to DATY, and then was kicked out in 40 mins. Overall, for me at least, DT has not improved.
please is a non-descript townhouse on 600 block of K St (can't recall the name or exact address, but I am sure it is the only one in the immediate area). Saw the ad in the Yellow Pages and it almost looked legit, but as soon as I got there it was clear what was up.
Told mamasan I wanted one hour and she sent me to wait in a poorly lit room with a futon on the floor. After 5-10 minutes a *Very* good looking and well-built young Korean came in wearing a teddy and panties. Nice boobs (fake and noticeably not the best job when squeezed, but good to look at) and nice body all around. Had a quick table shower with ample stroking and soaping and more stroking. Then a nice deep massage with a body-to-body finish. I flipped over and we played around a bit, then we agreed on $120 for FS/CBJ. She took her time and got me going twice. Once uncovered then covered to get me hard again with a Mish finish.
Said her name was "Nah Nah" but who knows. Said she was leaving in a week.
Member #4338
05-30-06, 14:43
please is a non-descript townhouse on 600 block of K St (can't recall the name or exact address, but I am sure it is the only one in the immediate area). Saw the ad in the Yellow Pages and it almost looked legit, but as soon as I got there it was clear what was up.
Told mamasan I wanted one hour and she sent me to wait in a poorly lit room with a futon on the floor. After 5-10 minutes a *Very* good looking and well-built young Korean came in wearing a teddy and panties. Nice boobs (fake and noticeably not the best job when squeezed, but good to look at) and nice body all around. Had a quick table shower with ample stroking and soaping and more stroking. Then a nice deep massage with a body-to-body finish. I flipped over and we played around a bit, then we agreed on $120 for FS/CBJ. She took her time and got me going twice. Once uncovered then covered to get me hard again with a Mish finish.
Said her name was "Nah Nah" but who knows. Said she was leaving in a week.
Web Puppy:
You almost cetainly went to Magic at 617 K. The Nana I remember there is a bit older and has rock hard boobs. Were there any other girls working?
Lax
Web Puppy:
You almost cetainly went to Magic at 617 K. The Nana I remember there is a bit older and has rock hard boobs. Were there any other girls working?
Lax
Sounds like the place. Did not see *any* other girls there but I could tell when I was leaving that there was another customer leaving downstairs, as she rushed me back into the room until he was entirely gone. She could be the same Nana.
Said she was 27 -- which was realistic. She was not in her teens by any means, but I doubt she was in her 30s (maybe 32 or 33 at the oldest). Looked like she might have had a kid or two, but no obvious stretch marks or major tummy flab. And I didn't want to get into it, as it kind of kills my buzz when I think about what these women have actually gone through and many have lost kids or have them held for ransom.
Plus she was freaky and sexy -- did a little strip tease and really getting into it (rubbing and kissing my whole body, moaning, etc). She was a good f@#k and was close to GFE/PSE by usual AMP standards (at least she didn't seem like a victim). But when I asked questions (which I whispered -- like how long here and where go next) she was very quiet about it, often hand gestures and/or wrote the answer on my hand with her finger. So I assume she is not exactly free to go as she pleases, which again does bum me out.
BTW -- what's with the "puppy" stuff?
In light of the untimely exit of Michelle, I thought I'd give Louie her shot to really impress me as I was now looking for a new fav to train at Happiness.
She did not disappoint; some of the high points...DATY offered(69), DT was very good, liked having her nips tugged on while I did her in standing mish position(also in play were CG & RCG and Corkscrew w/ a couple of love taps to keep her enthusiasm up). She also loved to massage that prostrate, I had to return the favor! I almost popped right there!!
As for AR, I had to ask her(after the flip BTW - so I could watch) she was great.
Oh yeah almost forgot...TS was playful, I came out squeaky clean in all the important areas. She kept singing "louie...louie...louie" while in the TS, I found it rather cute.
Full hour used.
Recommended to all you music lovers.
Rating: 8.9/10, with plans to see her again, going for the 10.
MnV
Sounds like the place. Did not see *any* other girls there but I could tell when I was leaving that there was another customer leaving downstairs, as she rushed me back into the room until he was entirely gone.
She could be the same Nana. Said she was 27 -- which was realistic. She was not in her teens by any means, but I doubt she was in her 30s (maybe 32 or 33 at the oldest). Looked like she might have had a kid or two, but no obvious stretch marks or major tummy flab. And I didn't want to get into it, as it kind of kills my buzz when I think about what these women have actually gone through and many have lost kids or have them held for ransom.
Plus she was freaky and sexy -- did a little strip tease and really getting into it (rubbing and kissing my whole body, moaning, etc). She was a good f@#k and was close to GFE/PSE by usual AMP standards (at least she didn't seem like a victim). But when I asked questions (which I whispered -- like how long here and where go next) she was very quiet about it, often hand gestures and/or wrote the answer on my hand with her finger. So I assume she is not exactly free to go as she pleases, which again does bum me out.
BTW -- what's with the "puppy" stuff?
WebDog,
Don't get bent out of shape about the girl. I have been associating with AMP girls for a long time. I was even married to one. I don't believe they are slaves or anything like that. But it's kind of like leaving a straight job. You don't want to telegraphy your intentions until you are ready.
Just enjoy and have fun. These girls have made a career decision and its their problem. They need your money. Not that they are not human or anything.
Lex
Member #4338
05-30-06, 17:35
BTW -- what's with the "puppy" stuff?
Hey Bro, no offense meant. As regulars of the DC board know, good natured f**king with members handles in post dates back to the venerable, and long departed Trashman. LoveLOS(er) has continued the tradition. I only dabble every now and then.
Be safe,
Lax ;)
Hey Bro, no offense meant. As regulars of the DC board know, good natured f**king with members handles in post dates back to the venerable, and long departed Trashman. LoveLOS(er) has continued the tradition. I only dabble every now and then.
Be safe,
Lax ;)
O.K. -- I'm with you. There has been some unwarranted hating on this board (not DC but throughout forums) so I didn't know if I should read into that or not. But I can hang like anyone else.
And Lex thanks for your insights. I agree and you provide a healthy dose of reality on providers such as NaNa (she was definitely a willing participant and knew enough to negotiate the price!)
Cheers!
Crazy Dick
05-31-06, 21:15
Last Friday afternoon I had a touch Asian Fever. Called up Royal to see if Linda was back from vacation. As luck would have it she came back last Wednesday night, after 3 weeks in NY.
Made for a great lunch time treat. I will let you use your imagination, but no requests were denied. I would have to put Linda on my all-time top 10 list.
There are better looker's, and one's with better bodies, but she is a very good all around package, with a great attitude.
So many AMP's so little money !!
Crazy Dick
Once again, I had to take the afternoon delight with my FOTM...Fav. of the Month...Louie!
She does not disappoint and each session gets better and better.
Anyway, it was another great session... She ranks as one of the top "assistants" I have known.
Vandriver
PS - Sorry I ran into one of you mongers in the hallway while you were taking the first of the steps down to the street. Well, who cares anyway... We both know what we both were up to.
This report came via PM from a member whose screen name is possibly known to his insignificant other. He has a few posts and hopefully will be posting more in the near future. Since this is time sensitive info, I am posting it in his stead:
I've recently seen several providers at CPHC. All of them great. Two of them have been standouts. Here are the particulars:
Joon - about 5' tall. Does a great combination bbbj/hj if you are slow to finish. Unbelievable technique with this particular option. Highly recommended.
Yoko - also about 5' tall. Light brown hair. A real spinner. Enhanced A's, but I like that. DATY, CBJ and FS with multiple positions availalbe. One really unusual skill. I think she may be a trained masseuse. Knows how to walk your back, bounce just right and crack each vertebrae. Senses which muscles in your back are tight and works the kinks out better than any LMT that I have seen. Cracks your neck. My admin saw me the next day and asked me why I looked so relaxed. I couldn't give the true answer. Yoko is not GFE but the combo of monger special and unbelievable massage is not to be missed if you lean that way.
Great job, guilty one...
LL
Wayward One
06-01-06, 02:13
This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from April 2006 to May 31, 2006.
Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.
Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)
* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.
Downtown (35)
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Princess - 5/30/06 - Hominem (+)
Princess - 5/28/06 - A John (+)
June - 5/25/06 - Ampamp72 (-)
Becky - 5/22/06 - marlo (+)
June - 5/21/06 - vandriver (-)
Becky - 5/15/06 - Jethro (+)
Jun - 5/7/06 - Bobby M (+)
Ivy - 5/7/06 - Bobby M (?)
Ivey - 4/26/06 - Anskel (+)
Princess - 4/26/06 - Artbob (+)
Becky - 4/26/06 - Artbob (+)
Princess - 4/26/06 - vandriver (?)
Annie - 4/18/06 - Ampamp72 (+)
Mai - 4/9/06 - southbeach (+)
Happy - 4/9/06 - A John (+)
May - 4/5/06 - Bastosboy (?)
Bebe - 4/4/06 - Odysseus 46 (+)
Pepsi - 4/3/06 - Hominem (+)
Happy - 4/3/06 - ravensfan (+)
Pepsi - 4/2/06 - Dutch Treat (?)
May - 3/30/06 - Xsailor (+)
Annie - 3/30/06 - Jack B Nimble (?)
Happiness (27)
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Louie - 5/31/06 - vandriver (+)
louie - 5/30/06 - moonview (+)
louie - 5/28/06 - vandriver (+)
Michelle - 5/25/06 - vandriver (+)
??? - 5/23/06 - X Ronin (+)
Michelle - 5/22/06 - moonview (+)
louie - 5/22/06 - laxman #2 (+)
Janie - 5/19/06 - Navy One (+)
Louie - 5/16/06 - Ocean explorer (+)
janie - 5/15/06 - Bruce52 (+)
hana - 5/14/06 - Neidermeyer (-)
Louie - 5/12/06 - paco2888 (+)
Candy - 5/1/06 - Laxman #2 (?)
Jackie - 4/29/06 - Chicago II (+)
penny - 4/15/06 - Spoondog (+)
Sunny - 4/9/06 - ilikeoranges (-)
Penny - 4/5/06 - Colts301 (?)
Royal (13)
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Linda - 5/31/06 - Crazy dick (+)
michelle - 5/28/06 - Vamonger (- HJ only)
Gina - 5/11/06 - JNimble (+)
Gina - 4/27/06 - A John (+)
Gina - 4/24/06 - LoveLOS (+)
Gina - 4/22/06 - Laxman 32 (+)
Julie - 4/20/06 - Vamonger (+)
hanna - 4/20/06 - Hondo Lane (?)
Linda - 4/12/06 - Jactionville (+)
Gina - 4/6/06 - LoveLOS (+)
Sun (37)
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Mina - 5/28/06 - Vamonger (?)
Peku - 5/26/06 - mrsunnyhills (-)
yuki - 5/19/06 - Dcnova (+)
Coco - 5/5/06 - drummerboy (?)
Coco - 4/18/06 - Marlo (+)
June - 4/18/06 - Ampamp72 (?)
Supra (11)
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jeanie - 4/27/06 - Inca79 (+)
Susie - 4/18/06 - Hominem (+)
Sissy - 4/17/06 - Bastosboy (+)
Blue - 4/15/06 - Sugoi Nippon (?)
Blue - 4/4/06 - Odysseus46 (+)
Oriental (6)
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Didi - 5/26/06 - JeddiMindTrick (+)
April - 5/22/06 - Marlo (?)
Anna - 5/16/06 - jack b Nimble (-)
June - 4/22/06 - Jack B Nimble (+)
CPHC (15)
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??? - 5/15/06 - ravensfan (+) **
May - 4/18/06 - slowfloyd (+)
14K (6)
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Linda - 5/14/06 - aacountyman (+)
Amy - 5/7/06 - Laxman 32 (-)
Mirage/magic (617 K) (4)
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Nana - 5/30/06 - Webdog (+)
Nana - 4/10/06 - laxman #2 (-)
IHC (Mini) (4)
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Meanly - 5/30/06 - Hondo Lane (+)
OK (4)
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Pink - 4/6/06 - Benchdog447 (-)
Accu-fitness (2)
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??? - 5/19/06 - smithgcp (+)
Youngs (georgetown)
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nana - 5/3/06 - MrMyers (+)
Rio
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June - 5/15/06 - Loop vet (-)
Places that should have been written up on the Nova board:
HWC (3)
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Tina - 4/1/06 - Sleezebum (+)
Youngs
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Tina - 5/1/06 - inglewood (+)
Jay - 4/15/06 - Sleazebum (+)
Kims
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Lisa - 4/20/06 - A John (+)
Comfort therapeutic (springfield)
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??? - 4/25/06 - Ampamp72 (no xtras- legit?)
Sakura
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May - 4/25/06 - Tidad (?)
Closed
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NWS (new World) (2)
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Wayward One
All reports should be read as interactive fiction.
Had a serious case of it yesterday afternoon. Since I had to be in the city anyway, called to see if I could make my 1st visit with the much talked about Louie. She had just stepped into see someone, didnt want to wait an hour, so I called another location 2 door down and asked for Michelle. Mamasan let me in and I noticed she had a sparkle in her 68 year old eyes. I bet about 40-45 years ago she was a thoroughbred. Anyway, Michelle came in and pretended like she remembered me (probably since I had asked for her?), so that was kind of disappointing, but maybe I shouldn't feel that way since I did ask for her. Anyway, nice soft hands in the shower, good attention everywhere. Back to the room and a nice, dry massage, which really isn't my favorite, but she did a nice job. Some bbbj, everywhere except the head, which is safe, so that is fine. Then covered up and worked it for a minute until I asked her to turn around and keep going. I gave her fartbox a nice tongue bath and liked oversized balloon knot. Flipped her and DATY and dont know if I was just not on my game or if there is such thing as a cortisone shot to the love button, but got almost zero response from going to town. Was I that bad or was she numb? I got up on my knees and plowed into her with some very light kissing. Turned her around and grabbed her incredibly thick mane of black hair and pounded her for as long as I could before blowing. I had to ask for mouthwash, which was surprising, as for what I did to her she should have brought that first, and also for a towel for my face.
Oh, her enhanced rack was eye popping. It looked fabulous. I'd recommend, and probably repeat, which I don't do much.
I have had some great times at the King Sun Spa on 20th (Dupont area). I strolled by there today and the sign was off the door. Does any one know about it? Has anyone else been there but me?
Also, for those of you with long memories...did there use to be a spa on P Street?
Well, last night I got to sample Linda at Royal after visiting Louie a few weeks ago at Happiness. I still find it a hoot that they're only two doors apart! While Linda was certainly fun and somewhat more skilled post-massage, I have to give Louie the win as best overall experience. Linda's massage was almost amateurish (first time a masseuse ever did the "karate chopping" that you see on TV when someone imitates a massage). Secondly, it felt rushed and at the end of the session, I realized that I was shorted about 15 minutes--first time that's ever happened to me. I wasn't too upset because the extras were nice and delivered with enthusiasm.
Having said the above, I have to say I've been very spoiled by the action here in the DC area. I'm from up north and most of you may not realize how good you have it here. The girls at virtually all the places dress to impress and typically provide a great suite of services for reasonable fees. In the NY-NJ area, getting a provider who isn't dressed in standard black pants and white t-shirt or, more typically, just something they threw on in the morning as an afterthought, is considered a treat. Then there's the haggling and general BS that ends with mechanical HR's.
The only upside to the northern terrain is greater availability of RMP's and LMP's, none of which I've read about here.
My two cents. FWIW
It appears that the elusive, yet delightful, Sarah has resurfaced. Another prominent forum indicates that Sarah from Downtown arrived safely at Happiness (as a business courtesy to this site, I’ve neglected to mention the name of this forum; however, I will accommodate private requests, if received).
I had pleasure of meeting Sarah “once or twice” last year, and I documented my experiences on this forum. She was an absolute doll, but I can’t remember distinctly her facial features. As you might have guessed, I was highly pre-occupied with the remaining portions of her wonderful body.
I received several identification requests in regard to one of my posts (referenced below), and I am somewhat suspicious that the mystery provider I’ve encountered at Happiness is the Sarah from Downtown. My conclusion is drawn largely upon the communications conducted with several members of this forum and new information from a different forum. It would be a great contribution to the forum’s knowledge if her existence and specialties are verified.
My suspicion also stems from a sense of similarity stimulated upon my encounter with the mystery provider. I felt that I’ve seen her before but was unsure where I could have seen her. I had the strongest inclination to extract information from her, but as fate would have it, I was beckoned and had to depart rather impetuously.
Armed with my limited computer knowledge, I conducted a search on this forum which yielded little identifiable information. Nonetheless, the information I obtained was highly valuable in formulating my hypothesis.
As for the provider I encountered, she detested DATY, BBBJ, and DFK; attitude-wise, she is a sweetheart, with lots of kisses and hugs; she giggles all the time and very lively. Based on my search results and written communications with forum members, these qualities and dislikes are congruent with Sarah’s. I realize that this description is also fitting for a large portion of the providers, nonetheless, that is the extent of my recollection (not including the physical description provided in my earlier post).
Of course, the concept of “your mileage may vary” is perpetual, but if you received special treatments and the before-mentioned injunctions were lifted, in the interest of education, do elaborate.
Unfortunately, I am away and unable to return until the middle of this month. Among the first acts I will commit upon returning is verifying the accuracy of the information provided on the other board—purely to satisfy the curiosity of the masses, mind you. But if such validation is received prior to my arrival, I will surely shorten my trip.
Absit Invidia,
XR
REFERENCE:
Report Title: Luck Draw at Happiness
Date & Time: 05-23-06 at 13:43
Report number: 429
PS: How does one interactively link reports?
Roamin Roman
06-03-06, 04:20
Tried to go see what was happening at Rio, on Monday the 29th, but no one answered repeated rings of the bell at 5pm. So, I trundled over to explore matters at 14K. Manager has the door cracked open before I even reach the buzzer. Must have spotted me coming down the steps.
Just for laughs, I suggested to the manager that SHE administer the therapy, but she gave a wry smile and said, "Have nice girl." Two minutes later, in walks Linda. Za-ZOOM !! VERY nice looking gal --- tallish, long dark hair, blue eye shadow, slender waist, and probably a 34D rack (enhanced).
TS was momentarily busy, so off to the sauna for five. Linda comes back & retrieves me after a brief wait. TS was perfunctory --- good but nothing to write home about. Then, back to Room #5. She leaves to get some "things", so I leave 5 Js on table near light. She returns, gets maximally comfortable, and dims the lights. (Thin gold chain around her waist.)
I suggest she let me give her a massage first, which is how I like to start things sometimes. Had some special patchuli-scented oil for the occasion. Not long into things, she was quite relaxed and ready for other things --- DATY and CBJ, before main event (CG proceeding to Mish) which included some light kissing. Prolonged "conversation" before enjoyable conclusion.
Overall, a pleasant experience. A return visit is quite likely.
Face: 8
Body: 7.5 (an 8 but for enhancements, which felt almost too hard)
Attitude: 8.5
Bronze Hornet
06-04-06, 15:55
I was in the DC area for the wine festival that was starting on the following day and was trying to determine which vice of sw, escort or amp I would perpetrate that night. I decided to RTFF and see what recent experiences my brethren had to share that may assist my decision. I happened upon Paco288’s comparison of Royal Linda and Happiness Louee.
Having a memorable past experience with Linda myself as well as reviewing the exploits of Love Los and Hondo with her I decided I’d perform my own comparative analysis of the 2.
It has been more than 6 months since I saw Linda, but knowing that if there were any disappointment with Louee at least I would end well with Linda so I decided to visit Louee first.
I was met by 2 mamasans, one thin and one short and stout, as I walked up the steps of Happiness and they greeted me with a “you been here before?”
I said yes, the said who you see and I sad Sue or Susie, knowing that there has always been a Sue or derivative thereof. They said okay and the stout one walked me down the hall.
I asked if Louee was available, she answered “she busy, I give you Sophia”.
I answered “I’ll wait”.
She replied “maybe 1 hour”.
I answered “I’ll come back”.
She then said “Wait 1 minute”.
I was sure Louee would come in but Stout Mamasan returned with my entry fee and said “Come back in 45 minutes and Louee will be available”. She then held her hand out and said “you still pay house fee now.”
I said “No, but if it will hold my reservation with Louee, I’ll give you ½”. I know this was possibly a bad move particularly when Stout Mamasan said, where you go, don’t go no where but to have a beer. I just said sure, walked out the door made a right turn walked about 30 feet made another right and went into Royal.
I asked for Linda and she was available. She walked in and remembered my face but not my name, which was good since sometimes I use different aliases like Hondo or Robux (but you guys are always asked back). TS was very attentive to all the right places as well as prepping areas for her well skilled techniques. Back into the room she said lay on stomach. I said, no massage, I have an appointment in 45 minutes let’s just play. She then stripped, and went right for AR, nipple bites, and scrotum massaging followed by CBJ then to CG. From CG she put her legs in a frog like pose with her feet between my thighs and lowered her box onto my shaft with great control of short and long strokes. This was a new form of Chinese Torture that I’ll take any day, bringing me to the edge with deep fast strokes then backing off to slow deep and shallow building to an explosive multiple throb release.
Scoring: TS- 9, Face – 7, Breasts – 9, Passion 8, AR- 7, Other Skills – 10.
Total Score = 50 out of a possible 60.
Back to the shower then dressed and out the door and reversed my steps back to Happiness. This time Thin Mamasan met me, took me to the room and asked for the other ½ of the House fee. I gave it to her, she left and in pops Louee. Louee asks how I know her, I told her a good friend recommended her very highly. She then kissed me on the lips and said I’ll be right back.
She returned and we hit the showers. TS was not as skilled as Linda but definitely an attention getter. She prepped all the places she planned to invade to her satisfaction and we were back to the room.
No mention of a massage which was good. She went right for the package with licks here and there then proceeded to one of the best AR sessions I have ever had. Whoa, several minute passed and she was working me with hands and tongue. At one point she pulled out a condom and I thought we were going for the main event. However, she covered her little finger and tried to enter lurched away and said “Not this Hornet sweet thing” she laughed and apologized.
We then covered up for a little CBJ and then moved onto Mish, doggie, side leg and then back to doggie. She then removed the condom and finished me with her hands upon her breast.
TS-7, Face – 9, Breasts-7, Passion – 9, AR-10, Other Skills – 8.
Total Score = 50 out of a possible 60.
A true tie
Final Hornet analysis:
Linda - definitely an AMILF (Asian Mother I Like FK’ng).
Louee – definitely ALIMF (Asian Lady I Must Fk).
BH
RickAndrew
06-04-06, 19:02
I don't get out too often, but when I travel I like to visit the local AMPs. I've been to a lot of places in CT, NY, VA, MD, FL and AL. For some reason I've never actually made it to downtown DC. That all changed today and with the help of all the previous posts, I made it to Happiness. After the usual questions I was lead to the back room where I was told I'd be getting a very pretty girl. I saw a lady who called herself Sophia and she was excellent. Probably about 5'3", DD implants with very large, pointy nipples, tiny waist, nice face (with some braces I think) and was a pretty tight overall package.
Since nobody else was there and I made it clear early on that I wanted the works, Sophia opened up right from the start and never backed off. TS was great and she proposed that we skip the massage and get to the action. Everything you would expect was provided at the standard rate and with some dirty talking and a finger in the back door I was done in record time.
Then it was time for the massage and I told her I wanted it hard. Well, Sophia darn near killed me, but it felt great. She walked on my back and everything. I don't think I could have asked for much more. If I wasn't already out of money, I might have even stayed for another round after the rubdown, because whe was playing grab ass with my nipples again.
Overall, I'd say she was among the best I've seen. I'll be back next weekend if I'm still in town.
Face: 8 Body: 8 Attitude: 9
Hope this helps some of you guys and I appreciate all the information you provided for me today.
Mighty Spearsman
06-04-06, 23:11
I have had some great times at the King Sun Spa on 20th (Dupont area). I strolled by there today and the sign was off the door. Does any one know about it? Has anyone else been there but me?
Also, for those of you with long memories...did there use to be a spa on P Street?
I remember an AMP on P Street, I think between 20th and 21st, on the south side of the road. Went looking for it once a couple of years ago and had a lot of difficulty finding it. By the time I did find it, I had run out of free time and couldn't stay for a full hour, so I decided to come back but never did.
Parking was a real pain in this area.
If you're in this area, you might as well go to Supra Spa a/k/a Dupont Spa on Connecticut Avenue, NW, just a few yards from the southern Metro entrance. Or else try the spas at 1829 M Street, NW - ICM on the second floor, a regular AMP that changes its name regularly on the third floor.
Stealing the title line from Vandriver, I have to second his assessment re subsequent trips DO get better with Louie. Oh Louie!!
Saw her this morning and was very pleased, scoring has jumped into the high 9's(see past review) and damn if I can't wait till #3. Just hope this one stays around for a while. Today's session focus being(was) "less is more"...:)
Never rushed spending my full hour eventhough the bell kept playing its tune all morning long; Downtown are you getting it yet!
Score: 9.5/10
MnV
Smokey2009
06-05-06, 15:03
Just wonderin, what and where are the best prices in town. In MD, pretty much, OS beats out Sino, but im looking for something new.
First fantasy report from a dream I had.
Hit DT. I opened to enter thru a door that should have been locked, as the manager was trying to open the door the same time I swung the door open. A bit startled.
Asked me if it was first time. Contrary to conventional wisdom, I said yes, but said that I've been to other places.
Manager asked me what I wanted and I said I wanted everything. She said that she'll bring someone in and to let her know if I want someone else.
Maya entered in a bikini. Face-6, body-9, attitude-8, store bought chest-D(?). Been here for 1 week but in states for 8 yrs. Says she's 27.
Nego'd $ plus xtra to "date" her twice and w/o massage (2 pops).
Quick TS. No AR, but then again, didn't ask for it.
Nipple action got me up. Daty, CCBJ, CG to 1st pop.
Chatted for 10 mins. Round 2. Did CCBJ, CG, miss, dog, standing dog. And HJ to completion while doing prostate exam (realized that I should've asked for a new rubber b/c she used the one we just used. When I asked her if she turned the rubber inside out, she said that she did because she's looking out for me. Ho hum. Never will I ask for a prostate with a used one. A big lesson.)
Anyway, overall, satisfactory but should've asked to see another one before I committed, just to see what's out there.
According to Maya, they have a CCTV of the stairs, but it's too late to shoo away urinating drunks from a bar nearby. By the time they see a urinator, it's too late. Hence it's hard to get rid of the smell.
Seemed like a pro because she slipped it on with her mouth.
At end, she playfully wanted another 20 or 10 because the second pop took such a long time. I playfully said no.
Then woke up in front of my computer at work.
Also the dream was about. 9 hr, but I had extra features and wanted to wake up anyway.
Been gone for awhile, was on vacation. I see that I have made Louie @ happiness a very popular girl with everyone. Glad I could be of help. Well, I will be getting back to some action very soon and look forward to making future post. In the mean time, good hunting to all and to all a good night.
Tiny Tiger
06-06-06, 05:01
It appears that the elusive, yet delightful, Sarah has resurfaced. Another prominent forum indicates that Sarah from Downtown arrived safely at Happiness (as a business courtesy to this site, I’ve neglected to mention the name of this forum; however, I will accommodate private requests, if received).
I had pleasure of meeting Sarah “once or twice” last year, and I documented my experiences on this forum. She was an absolute doll, but I can’t remember distinctly her facial features. As you might have guessed, I was highly pre-occupied with the remaining portions of her wonderful body.
I received several identification requests in regard to one of my posts (referenced below), and I am somewhat suspicious that the mystery provider I’ve encountered at Happiness is the Sarah from Downtown. My conclusion is drawn largely upon the communications conducted with several members of this forum and new information from a different forum. It would be a great contribution to the forum’s knowledge if her existence and specialties are verified.
My suspicion also stems from a sense of similarity stimulated upon my encounter with the mystery provider. I felt that I’ve seen her before but was unsure where I could have seen her. I had the strongest inclination to extract information from her, but as fate would have it, I was beckoned and had to depart rather impetuously.
Armed with my limited computer knowledge, I conducted a search on this forum which yielded little identifiable information. Nonetheless, the information I obtained was highly valuable in formulating my hypothesis.
As for the provider I encountered, she detested DATY, BBBJ, and DFK; attitude-wise, she is a sweetheart, with lots of kisses and hugs; she giggles all the time and very lively. Based on my search results and written communications with forum members, these qualities and dislikes are congruent with Sarah’s. I realize that this description is also fitting for a large portion of the providers, nonetheless, that is the extent of my recollection (not including the physical description provided in my earlier post).
Of course, the concept of “your mileage may vary” is perpetual, but if you received special treatments and the before-mentioned injunctions were lifted, in the interest of education, do elaborate.
Unfortunately, I am away and unable to return until the middle of this month. Among the first acts I will commit upon returning is verifying the accuracy of the information provided on the other board—purely to satisfy the curiosity of the masses, mind you. But if such validation is received prior to my arrival, I will surely shorten my trip.
Absit Invidia,
XR
REFERENCE:
Report Title: Luck Draw at Happiness
Date & Time: 05-23-06 at 13:43
Report number: 429
PS: How does one interactively link reports?Yes Sarah from DT is at Happiness. In fact, she and Louie are roommates outside the AMP. Louie is also from DT. I recall first meeting Louie last fall at DT. Her body is still quite amazing, and her looks have improved since being at DT. She is well worth the visit, as others have reported. I don't recall my previous encounter with Sarah, but I plan to visit her again to jog my memory. Will report back after that visit.
Just wonderin, what and where are the best prices in town. In MD, pretty much, OS beats out Sino, but im looking for something new.I like your handle their Smokey! Not sure I would've had the balls to use that handle.
Prices on BBQ PORK are all about the same.
A J
Seems the "finger up the ass" thing has become the new norm for ass play readily being offered today, replacing the much loved AR'ing that a lot of us enjoyed so much in the years of old...Wish I could say the same for the Proctology exams currently being offered now...NOT!!
As what seems to have become a dying art form(memories of Maya & Mimi come to mind), it's to bad it takes place less and less, even to the point where a request visit is looked upon as a special favor(if given at all).
I suggest the next time one of these little darlings tries to stick it to you, ask for her tongue instead...it feels better and is a MUCH better fit. It even could turn the trend back to once it came, leaving the finger for other better uses. Unless you like having hard objects up there...then never mind! :)
Chatted for 10 mins. Round 2. Did CCBJ, CG, miss, dog, standing dog. And HJ to completion while doing prostate exam (realized that I should've asked for a new rubber b/c she used the one we just used. When I asked her if she turned the rubber inside out, she said that she did because she's looking out for me. Ho hum. Never will I ask for a prostate with a used one. A big lesson.)
Sexhobbyist
06-06-06, 14:38
Visited DC last week and, thanks to Big White as my tour guide, I was able to sample a little bit of the town’s highlights on a Friday night.
We went to a couple of clubs to start the evening: Archibald’s and Macombo Lounge. Interesting experience at both establishments. I come from a town where mutual touching is the commonplace occurrence. In fact, a hj is the minimum you’ll get at my hometown clubs. Needless to say, the DC experience is completely different. Nice eye candy, but that’s all it is—nothing to get a rise—and the dancers are doing it $1 at a time. That’s hard labor.
Macombo is a pleasant little dive that features the beauteous booties of the hottest African-Americans in town. The standout of the night was Coco. Once you see her, the image of that body will forever be engraved in your memory. She was worth the price of a plane ticket to DC just to see. In my town, she’d be the feature celebrity and a rich woman working at our clubs.
Next, the man with no name checked out the bar with no name and found a delicious little morel named Honey. I came close to hooking up with her, but I wanted to experience something new—something which is absent in my hometown—AMP.
Big White took me to Royal. He told me to ask for Gina or Linda. I missed Gina by three seconds to another monger so I ended up with Michelle. I gotta admit, this was a new experience so I was unprepared for the prostate exam. (Yeah, funny joke, you guys! Thanks for the warning…NOT!) Michelle had all the right moves. The TS was actually enjoyable. She devoted plenty of attention to the important areas. Back in the room, she was very personable, very skilled, and very passionate. I don’t have other AMP experiences to gauge the experience, but, based on the “anything-goes VIP rooms” in my town, I’d give Michelle an 8.5 for skill and attitude. I’d visit her again and that’s my highest recommendation I bestow.
I’ll have to come back to meet Honey. I have a feeling that she would make the trip worthwhile. In the meantime, you guys take care of her (you know who you are!).
Thanks to LoveLOS and Big White for the hookup and enjoyable evening. I look forward to returning the favor when they next visit me.
Sexhobbyist
Smokey2009
06-06-06, 17:56
I like your handle their Smokey! Not sure I would've had the balls to use that handle.
Prices on BBQ PORK are all about the same.
A JJust lookin for the best price for that BBQ Pork, im tired of the chicken menu in MD and want something to feast on latter on this week.
Just wonderin, what and where are the best prices in town. In MD, pretty much, OS beats out Sino, but im looking for something new.
After reading posts from an admitted LE, I am not sure I would go with the Smokey nickname... If you are going for a bear-like name, how about Coco the Bear.
Anyway, all fares are about the same for most of the amps...save any savings to be had in the Post.
All the info is in the forum to be read with vigor.
Vandriver
Chatted for 10 mins. Round 2. Did CCBJ, CG, miss, dog, standing dog. And HJ to completion while doing prostate exam (realized that I should've asked for a new rubber b/c she used the one we just used. When I asked her if she turned the rubber inside out, she said that she did because she's looking out for me. Ho hum. Never will I ask for a prostate with a used one. A big lesson.)
Anyway, overall, satisfactory but should've asked to see another one before I committed, just to see what's out there.
According to Maya, they have a CCTV of the stairs, but it's too late to shoo away urinating drunks from a bar nearby. By the time they see a urinator, it's too late. Hence it's hard to get rid of the smell.
Seemed like a pro because she slipped it on with her mouth.
At end, she playfully wanted another 20 or 10 because the second pop took such a long time. I playfully said no.
Then woke up in front of my computer at work.
Also the dream was about. 9 hr, but I had extra features and wanted to wake up anyway.
Very nice report... Not too many details but did get the point across.
It's always nice to welcome a newby who greets us with intel before even thinking of requesting information.
Smokey2009
06-06-06, 23:06
After reading posts from an admitted LE, I am not sure I would go with the Smokey nickname... If you are going for a bear-like name, how about Coco the Bear.
Anyway, all fares are about the same for most of the amps...save any savings to be had in the Post.
All the info is in the forum to be read with vigor.
VandriverI know the nickname isnt the best one out there, but it was a spare of the moment thing. I'm not LE, if thats the case. I'm sorta new to the site but not the scene, im happy to say that ive been there when DC was filled with SWs up and down the loop, so many, you could have taken your sweet time makin your pick and helpin contribute to their higher learnin funds. Sadly, thats not the case today. So I moved on to check out AMPs in the area, found a couple, preferrably OS in which i helped contribute to their funds every now and then. I'm still on the search for what use to be the nightlife in DC in hopes that somehow and someway it could go back to what it use to be. Although i have found myself persuing these SW dreams in b-more, yet still hopin I could find something closer to home.
Smokes
I know that most MPs are Korean, but you guys prob have a lot of experience with a wide range of hot yellow things. What are the best looking women? Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Thai, Philippines, et. al. I.E. Are Koreans generally more square-jawed with flat faces, while Chinese are more pumpkin-headed? Fever-plagued mnds want to know!
Sexhobbyist
06-07-06, 14:21
Visited DC last week and, thanks to Big White as my tour guide, I was able to sample a little bit of the town’s highlights on a Friday night.
We went to a couple of clubs to start the evening: Archibald’s and Macombo Lounge. Interesting experience at both establishments. I come from a town where mutual touching is the commonplace occurrence. In fact, a hj is the minimum you’ll get at my hometown clubs. Needless to say, the DC experience is completely different. Nice eye candy, but that’s all it is—nothing to get a rise—and the dancers are doing it $1 at a time. That’s hard labor.
Macombo is a pleasant little dive that features the beauteous booties of the hottest African-Americans in town. The standout of the night was Coco. Once you see her, the image of that body will forever be engraved in your memory. She was worth the price of a plane ticket to DC just to see. In my town, she’d be the feature celebrity and a rich woman working at our clubs.
Next, the man with no name checked out the bar with no name and found a delicious little morel named Honey. I came close to hooking up with her, but I wanted to experience something new—something which is absent in my hometown—AMP.
Big White took me to Royal. He told me to ask for Gina or Linda. I missed Gina by three seconds to another monger so I ended up with Michelle. I gotta admit, this was a new experience so I was unprepared for the prostate exam. (Yeah, funny joke, you guys! Thanks for the warning…NOT!) Michelle had all the right moves. The TS was actually enjoyable. She devoted plenty of attention to the important areas. Back in the room, she was very personable, very skilled, and very passionate. I don’t have other AMP experiences to gauge the experience, but, based on the “anything-goes VIP rooms” in my town, I’d give Michelle an 8.5 for skill and attitude. I’d visit her again and that’s my highest recommendation I bestow.
I’ll have to come back to meet Honey. I have a feeling that she would make the trip worthwhile. In the meantime, you guys take care of her (you know who you are!).
Thanks to LoveLOS and Big White for the hookup and enjoyable evening. I look forward to returning the favor when they next visit me.
Sexhobbyist
Smiling Sarah, the darling little spinner formerly of DT has returned from a 2 month sabatical in Korea and is now a regular at Happiness. As always, she is cute, giggily and cuddly. Has her rules, but her energy and enthusiasm still makes it a very nice experience. New and old friends should welcome her back.
Lobby
Called Happines last night and asked for my girl Louie, and to my suprise, she was still there. Let me put it to you guys this way, she always out does her previous visits and always is full of surprises. By the way, I noticed a couple of new girls last night and they were f*****g hot! God, I love this place. Anyways, safe hunting to all and to all a good night.
Loopy De Loop
06-09-06, 14:53
Yesterday noonish the place was busy.
Asked smiling mamasan for Louie, she said no. Sarah ? she said busy for 10 more minutes : Ok I will wait in the room.
In comes tanned Sarah smiling with her Dior neckless and enhanced boobs. Sees me putting the FS bill partially under the fake plant.
"Shower busy" she says beginning CBJ, I tell her 69 , she responds positively untill I come.
Here comes the rubber off and off to TS.
All areas covered, giggles, mouth wash, Drying up.
Sauna for a couple of minutes.
Back to the room for a few minutes of mutual massage.
Sarah asks me if I wanted a HJ, I tell her no: FS is expected.
She says "you came once already" .
Well CBJ is not CFS was the reply. She answers "Ok take back .2 "
Told her you take an additional .4 and do it .
She says ok , gets another rubber we go for the mish.
Now she says is in a hurry, do no touch the twins, other mood killing items, I tell her ok thank you I am finished.
I go out before finishing, put on my own clothes.
She realizes just pissed off a customer, she says take your .4 back , I tell her no thanks.
She goes out : Let me sign you the VIP card...
Ok Ciao
Face – 8
Body – 9
TS – 8
Service – 5
I tried something new for me , louie, was not happy, did one round, had to climb further to reach summit, but she seemed intimidated, overall just OK. Next time back to Janey for me. Fresh, enthusiastic, able to train.
Has anyone seen Lauren who used to work at Happiness? She left last year in September and has not been back. She called me a few times from Korea butnever told me when she was coming back and if she was coming back to DC. I know she worked at 4 Seasons in Stamford but they are now gone. Any info would make this old guy happy. PM me if you want. I may have to visit the new girls at Happiness but prefer Lauren.
I tried something new for me , louie, was not happy, did one round, had to climb further to reach summit, but she seemed intimidated, overall just OK. Next time back to Janey for me. Fresh, enthusiastic, able to train.
What the hell are you talking about? Intimidated over what?
I guess YMMV b/c she has always be A #1 with me...
But, give me the details on Janey...
Louie,
Did not move, seemed paralyzed, I am not small, but this girl is experienced, did not expect that from a pro!
Up sell, YES , yes I gave into this approach.
Janey, small frame, almost junior high but very enthused. If she was nervous she faked it.
Very appreciative.
Louie,
Did not move, seemed paralyzed, I am not small, but this girl is experienced, did not expect that from a pro!
Up sell, YES , yes I gave into this approach.
Janey, small frame, almost junior high but very enthused. If she was nervous she faked it.
Very appreciative.YMMV. After reading the positive review of Louie, I visited her today. She was a bit reserved at first, but she seemed succumb to my charms pretty quickly. I had a much better than average visit with her and will probably see her again.
Kimchi,
Speaking of old flames back in September 2004 there was one I really enjoyed. The first time meeting her she went by the name Julie at DT, then SUPRA name was Mickey, then off to Texas I think it was JULIA spa Her name there was Yume. If anyone knows her whereabouts you can PM. She looks about 30 she's actually 43 when she was in Texas her mother was very sick that was the last I heard from her. I've enclosed a couple photos
Happy Hunting to all.
AJ
Kimchi,
Speaking of old flames back in September 2004 there was one I really enjoyed. The first time meeting her she went by the name Julie at DT, then SUPRA name was Mickey, then off to Texas I think it was JULIA spa Her name there was Yume. If anyone knows her whereabouts you can PM. She looks about 30 she's actually 43 when she was in Texas her mother was very sick that was the last I heard from her. I've enclosed a couple photos
Happy Hunting to all.
AJ
I don't recognize her... But, would like to "know" her as well.
She could cut glass with those nips!
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